watchu MEAN make your pants sticky bro
#halfsword-chat-⚔
wide nimbus
small glen
i was wondering who was going to say something first 😭
wide nimbus
mods strike him down for inappropriate jokes
jolly gorge
watchu MEAN make your pants sticky bro
Brodie shit himself lmao
tough hollow
Brodie shit himself lmao
dawg ur shit is sticky
small glen
most players with 100+ plus hours knows how to parry all the time
wide nimbus
Brodie shit himself lmao
shit isnt sticky
ruby glade
Maybe your shit isnt sticky
wide nimbus
if your shit is sticky then something’s wrong bro
small glen
maybe kiowa is spiderman
jolly gorge
most players with 100+ plus hours knows how to parry all the time
I mean I don't have 100 hours in game. I just spend all my time in Knight tier practicing.
ruby glade
I told you not to tell people about that
small glen
I mean I don't have 100 hours in game. I just spend all my time in Knight tier p...
commoner is better for parrying practice
jolly gorge
commoner is better for parrying practice
True but I also practice my precision a lot in Knight tier.
wide nimbus
maybe kiowa is spiderman
the silk either comes out of his wrist area or is artificial in basically every iteration of spiderman
tough hollow
jolly gorge
Stuff like parrying, then breaking Willie's leg, then hacking his torso open, then breaking his neck when he doesn't scream "Aiee!"
small glen
reposted: "Why don't they add pvp?!" basic pvp fight of a sword vs polearm
jolly gorge
Stuff like parrying, then breaking Willie's leg, then hacking his torso open, th...
All while he's fully armored.
small glen
Stuff like parrying, then breaking Willie's leg, then hacking his torso open, th...
the pinnacle of skill is when you parry or block with weapons that aren't supposed to be doing it
jolly gorge
reposted: "Why don't they add pvp?!" basic pvp fight of a sword vs polearm
Co-op PVE could be fun tho
Imagine jumping the Baron with the homies
small glen
parrying with a falchion is fucking useless, but its the biggest "I am better than you" flex that is possible in halfsword
granite sigil
coop brave stand
tough hollow
Imagine jumping the Baron with the homies
and then i ACCIDENTLY split my homies head open with my longsword
opaque creek
Coop abyss bro
I would actually enjoy playing it
small glen
I want everyone here to acknowledge the reason pvp isn't in this game is because of weapon balance. (reposted)
flat prism
This game would only be viable in extremely low latency for MP
opaque creek
Binding of Isaac couldn’t even do a smooth mp
deep shale
i thought it was netcode
jolly gorge
Coop abyss bro
Speaking of I might try to redo my Farmer run on Abyss.
small glen
trust me i think pvp will be getting pretty goddamn stale after the 500th Plancon or Halberd
flat prism
Physics is very hard to do smoothly for multiplayer, atleast for it to be consistent among both players
opaque creek
trust me i think pvp will be getting pretty goddamn stale after the 500th Planco...
Plancon banned
flat prism
Realistically you'd rubber band and then 50ms later you're cut in half
jolly gorge
But the scythe just... Stinks after a certain point lmao
small glen
Plancon banned
yeah have fun doing that
opaque creek
Plancon and billhook both banned in MP
tough hollow
suplex city
small glen
But the scythe just... Stinks after a certain point lmao
i take pride in my scythe clips
rapid vigil
yall don’t understand… candlestick is genuinely one of the best weapons but yall ain’t ready for that convo
tame thicket
But the scythe just... Stinks after a certain point lmao
New scythe is only really good when you have gore at maximum
rapid vigil
it’s considered an early run weapon
tame thicket
old one was murderous
rapid vigil
really shouldn’t be
small glen
yall don’t understand… candlestick is genuinely one of the best weapons but yall...
caseoh fan?
rapid vigil
caseoh fan?
swear to god he’s on my tv rn
south totem
yall don’t understand… candlestick is genuinely one of the best weapons but yall...
Which one
The short or long
opaque creek
It’s general consensus that candlestick is op
rapid vigil
It’s general consensus that candlestick is op
i don’t get why it’s early game
opaque creek
i don’t get why it’s early game
Because abyss is weird
small glen
this debate is starting thanks to Mcwonder, me and him are fighting later istg. (its a joke) but generally the long candlestick isn't good, its just good for the tiers it is in
jolly gorge
Btw does the abyss reset after you beat the Baron?
opaque creek
And those drops on t1 boss
rapid vigil
Because abyss is weird
even in just normal demo runs
south totem
Btw does the abyss reset after you beat the Baron?
No
jolly gorge
Do you even fight the Baron in abyss?
south totem
Yes
rapid vigil
it’s only in level 1 and 2 spoilance
opaque creek
Ohh spoilance
small glen
it’s only in level 1 and 2 spoilance
its in every spoil
jolly gorge
No
I mean the enemy tiers. Like do you go back to fighting Peasants and work back up again or is it always knights after the Baron?
rapid vigil
its in every spoil
oh but then again spoilance itself is early game
south totem
I mean the enemy tiers. Like do you go back to fighting Peasants and work back u...
Always knights
small glen
so?
south totem
Sadly
opaque creek
Candlestick would turn Baron into dust
jolly gorge
Always knights
Oh BROTHER this Farmer run is gonna suck 😭
rapid vigil
you think the candlestick is better than like
in some cases
south totem
Oh BROTHER this Farmer run is gonna suck 😭
Gl bro
rapid vigil
it’s genuinely great for blunt force but then the instakill dagger on the end is just overkill
opaque creek
I hope for a giant candlestick mod wielded by Baron
rapid vigil
I hope for a giant candlestick mod wielded by Baron
nobody would ever beat baron again
jolly gorge
Gl bro
And I can't use armor either. Only scythe and basic clothes, and I have to take the farmer's hat off of him and it's my only headgear.
small glen
the Plancon destroys it, the Halberds are just generally better, Poleaxes are Poleaxes, Spears have range and that tiny spike at the end of the candlestick does the same damage as the spear, yes but the spear is easier to land buster. The Billhook is a fucking sniper rifle
ruby glade
Artoriasmaxxing
south totem
And I can't use armor either. Only scythe and basic clothes, and I have to take ...
Good luck bro
rapid vigil
the baron weapon is so heavy, along with the third boss weapon, it makes them hella unusable
rapid vigil
the Plancon destroys it, the Halberds are just generally better, Poleaxes are Po...
i’m not good with names
jolly gorge
i’m not good with names
Plancon is the spiked spear
opaque creek
Baron’s kick gives you a lot of accelerations for openings
south totem
Plancon is the spiked spear
All big things shiny metal on end
rapid vigil
Artoriasmaxxing
now where did that come from…
opaque creek
You can generate a lot of force without too much movement
rapid vigil
Plancon is the spiked spear
that one’s goated
tame thicket
the baron weapon is so heavy, along with the third boss weapon, it makes them he...
I got the hang of using that thing, when you land a hit dudes drop immediately
small glen
i’m not good with names
halberds = Giant fucking cleaver on a stick
Plancon = Spikey bat
Billhook = longest usuable weapon in the game
Spear = Pointy end
Poleaxe = Axe or hammer with 3 pointy ends
rapid vigil
I got the hang of using that thing, when you land a hit dudes drop immediately
never gonna be used to it
ruby glade
now where did that come from…
Powerful stance holy shit
south totem
Powerful stance holy shit
Put on some clothes bro
opaque creek
Why is that sword so aesthetic
jolly gorge
Powerful stance holy shit
You're not Artorias bros 😭. You're Smough at best.
ruby glade
You're not Artorias bros 😭. You're Smough at best.
TAKE THAT BACK
small glen
I love big sword
rapid vigil
halberds = Giant fucking cleaver on a stick
Plancon = Spikey bat
Billhook = lo...
billhook is too hard to wield to be comfortable, there’s an argument for dodging your way into a close quarters candlestick win again halberds and possibly spears
jolly gorge
TAKE THAT BACK
Alright. You're Iron Golem at best.
mortal auroraBOT
rapid vigil
Powerful stance holy shit
aura
tame thicket
never gonna be used to it
I landed a perfect hit once so good, that the helmet of the poor guy went flying away, wish I had clipped it
rapid vigil
I landed a perfect hit once so good, that the helmet of the poor guy went flying...
holyyyy
opaque creek
billhook is too hard to wield to be comfortable, there’s an argument for dodging...
Some people in this server argued billhook is as strong as plancon
small glen
billhook is too hard to wield to be comfortable, there’s an argument for dodging...
the billhook is the most beginner friendly polearm in the game, what the fuck?
shell bronze
rapid vigil
i used something one time and the guys head went flying off like a rocket
ruby glade
Alright. You're Iron Golem at best.
Ill accept iron golem
rapid vigil
the billhook is the most beginner friendly polearm in the game, what the fuck?
i might be getting it confused then, do you have a picture?
jolly gorge
Ill accept iron golem
That was meant to be worse lmao 😭
wide nimbus
billhook is too hard to wield to be comfortable, there’s an argument for dodging...
what is bro on about
small glen
dude just called the most easiest to use polearm "hard to feel comfortable"
opaque creek
It is really long and heavy
rapid vigil
what is bro on about
i’m making assumptions off what i’ve been told, i don’t know the names exactly to which they are
wide nimbus
halberds = Giant fucking cleaver on a stick
Plancon = Spikey bat
Billhook = lo...
i hate fighting plancons so much bro
ruby glade
That was meant to be worse lmao 😭
My goat iron golem may die in 10 seconds but the design goes crazy
small glen
It is really long and heavy
heavy??? dude what 😭😭
jolly gorge
Dude you just stick it outwards and walk backwards from what I remember.
small glen
it doesn't weigh anything
south totem
Bro y'all never played the game or what
runic portal
clean asfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz1fZgVAe6g&list=RDmz1fZgVAe6g&start_radio=1
south totem
Long billhook is literally the easiest weapon to use
small glen
Long billhook is literally the easiest weapon to use
Yes
opaque creek
it doesn't weigh anything
You’re not telling me you can just pick it up and flail around with it with full force?
small glen
You’re not telling me you can just pick it up and flail around with it with full...
yes
jolly gorge
My goat iron golem may die in 10 seconds but the design goes crazy
GOAT is crazy ngl 😭
What's next, you a Demon Firesage fan?
south totem
You’re not telling me you can just pick it up and flail around with it with full...
Well not me but a trained Willie sure
opaque creek
There is timing to the swings and handswapping for momentum
wide nimbus
chat what tier is the best for practicing swing accuracy
south totem
chat what tier is the best for practicing swing accuracy
Commoner
ruby glade
GOAT is crazy ngl 😭
What's next, you a Demon Firesage fan?
Demon Firesage is shaped like watto from star wars so I dislike him
jolly gorge
chat what tier is the best for practicing swing accuracy
Knight, Commoner, or Veteran
small glen
There is timing to the swings and handswapping for momentum
not rly
you move with the swings
ever heard of footwork
opaque creek
Like with footwork ik
jolly gorge
Demon Firesage is shaped like watto from star wars so I dislike him
Also hot take: Capra Demon is much worse of a boss fight than Bed of Chaos.
south totem
Knight = head trauma practice
Commoner = sword clang clang
Veteran = idk what he sees in that
small glen
you don't even need to hit people with the actually hook to beat them
jolly gorge
Knight = head trauma practice
Commoner = sword clang clang
Veteran = idk what he...
I've just heard people like practicing on Veteran
small glen
the shaft does a ton of damage too
south totem
I've just heard people like practicing on Veteran
I practice in militia because it's fun
ruby glade
Also hot take: Capra Demon is much worse of a boss fight than Bed of Chaos.
Cappa Demon is stupid cause they didnt care, bed of chaos is stupid cause whoever designed him has brain damage
Im not sure how that puts them relatively
opaque creek
Dunking on this part of ds1 is too easy
ruby glade
Arty run didnt work out btw
south totem
ion know about commoner
since they have zero armor
Practice clang clang of sword and dodging
wide nimbus
Practice clang clang of sword and dodging
i see
small glen
i love not trying!!!
jolly gorge
Cappa Demon is stupid cause they didnt care, bed of chaos is stupid cause whoeve...
The thing is, Bed of Chaos can be cheesed in a number of ways. If you literally just own a bow you can win it easily.
Capra Demon is just straight up not possible unless your character light rolls, or you're severely over-levelled.
Which kills the point of every build being playable.
south totem
i love not trying!!!
Very difficult weapon😭😭😭 /j
small glen
Effort?! The fuck is that??! Spanish?!
ruby glade
The thing is, Bed of Chaos can be cheesed in a number of ways. If you literally ...
Yea capra be spikin my cortisol levels lmao
small glen
Very difficult weapon😭😭😭 /j
i haven't used this thing in like almost a year 😭
and i still have no issue using it
south totem
Wait sorry I forgot you're discord person
shell bronze
billhook is very difficult
south totem
Gotta add the /j for good measure
opaque creek
Effort?! The fuck is that??! Spanish?!
Ok that’s what I mean. It’s hard for new players because they’re used too often swing to fast with it
small glen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1438807063684714668/b...
THATS ISNT A BILLHOOK!!!
jolly gorge
Yea capra be spikin my cortisol levels lmao
The main issue is that he always starts with the jump attack, which cannot be dodged by tanky characters. Even if you have a heavy shield you literally do not have the stamina to block it until late game.
south totem
That is not a billhook I think
south totem
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1438807063684714668/b...
Top 10 lies
shell bronze
THATS ISNT A BILLHOOK!!!
it totally is what
jolly gorge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1438807063684714668/b...
That is literally the Baron's poleaxe 😭
small glen
it totally is what
i am crying due to the horror you put into my computer ram to watch that clip
south totem
My phone is dying
ruby glade
The main issue is that he always starts with the jump attack, which cannot be do...
We're spoiled for rolls after DS1 tbh, even 2 had pretty gucci Iframes once you level ADP
south totem
Wait jolly bug shaker your Slovak?
small glen
Ok that’s what I mean. It’s hard for new players because they’re used too often ...
its. the. most. newbie. friendly. polearm. in. the. game.
your arguing with a person who used to main nothing but polearms like a religion
wide nimbus
bro got hit with a world cutting slash
jolly gorge
We're spoiled for rolls after DS1 tbh, even 2 had pretty gucci Iframes once you ...
Actually 1 is one of the easiest games since in 1 Mid Rolling literally has no downsides compared to light rolling. The frames are identical, the animation just makes it look worse.
small glen
you will not deter this answer
small glen
Actually 1 is one of the easiest games since in 1 Mid Rolling literally has no d...
you can send clips now
deep shale
a clip farmer is born
ruby glade
Actually 1 is one of the easiest games since in 1 Mid Rolling literally has no d...
That is fair
jolly gorge
That is fair
Also fun fact: You don't need to be a chaos servant to save Solaire. If you get the poison mist pyromancy you can kill the sun cretin through the wall
jolly gorge
i dont evade in dark souls games
I block
The humble early game Capra Demon:
opaque creek
Don’t care. 0 Willie physics.
small glen
opaque creek
I already know where this is going
storm prairie
they will release the game on christmas
they just said theres a delay so its a surprise
ruby glade
Also fun fact: You don't need to be a chaos servant to save Solaire. If you get ...
Based
opaque creek
they will release the game on christmas
We need to tell the rest of the community
jolly gorge
Based
I myself am a FAITHFUL Princess Guard so I find it very helpful
Also I always kill the Fair Lady.
ruby glade
I could never make myself equip anything except for the elite knight set and a bastard sword and my own hopes and dreams
small glen
The colour
reshade, and it looks cute
jolly gorge
Also I always kill the Fair Lady.
Firekeeper Souls are quite hard to come by.
ruby glade
Pyromancy atleast feels thematically appropriate though
south totem
reshade, and it looks cute
Looks like a evening
deep shale
half souls chat
jolly gorge
I could never make myself equip anything except for the elite knight set and a b...
I just beat people with the Manus catalyst, some cult robes, and the Mask of the Father.
I am lore accurate Pinwheel lmao
ruby glade
half souls chat
I think it strikes the same autism fixations
small glen
Looks like a evening
ik
jolly gorge
half souls chat
I mean idek if there is a Dark Souls discord server so I mean where am I gonna talk abt this kinda stuff
south totem
Let's be real which one we choosing
deep shale
either less damage or faster dodging
tough hollow
l
opaque creek
a
ruby glade
Let's be real which one we choosing
Who gettin da best head
jolly gorge
Let's be real which one we choosing
I chose yellow actually
tough hollow
Let's be real which one we choosing
i pick faster kicks
jolly gorge
I didn't know it had effects when I did
south totem
i pick faster kicks
My man
opaque creek
How is faster kicks a thing
twilit escarp
how to deal with buckler users 101
south totem
How is faster kicks a thing
You're like the shaolin monks from the alpha mindset training podcasts
opaque creek
What is even that
south totem
I don't know man
small glen
Spear go Spear
south totem
Spear go Spear
That 360 was not necessary bro
opaque creek
Tim to rerun gauntlet
twilit escarp
Bro it's Bohemia😭
same difference
south totem
Bro saying that here is getting you on the news
small glen
same difference
Bohemia is Czech
south totem
Exactly
twilit escarp
very cool
south totem
Yes Very much
twilit escarp
not really no
south totem
Didn't they teach that in schools?
twilit escarp
no, they didn't teach me about bohemia in school.
south totem
Dang you're missing out
wide nimbus
this shall be my custom commoner fit
vanilla and chocolate ice cream fit
south totem
this shall be my custom commoner fit
vanilla and chocolate ice cream fit
Make the hat red for like the cherry on top of the ice cream
wide nimbus
Make the hat red for like the cherry on top of the ice cream
idk how to only change the hat
south totem
Or the peasant boss hat to make it a ice cream sandwich
tame nexus
was an annocunment ever posted for the predicted release price
wide nimbus
i just pressed random loadout until i got smthn that looked good
south totem
idk how to only change the hat
Oh I thought you had half sword enhancer
wide nimbus
Oh I thought you had half sword enhancer
whenever i try to use it my game instantly crashes
south totem
was an annocunment ever posted for the predicted release price
There was like poll on price I think
opaque creek
The should add Willie trading
south totem
whenever i try to use it my game instantly crashes
RIP
twilit escarp
Dang you're missing out
Students don't dictate the curriculum unfortunately.
also my history studies centered on the War of the Roses when I was in school, that was cool
opaque creek
Stattrak Willie skins
tame nexus
There was like poll on price I think
ill take a look and see if i can find it
south totem
ill take a look and see if i can find it
I don't know for sure
south totem
Students don't dictate the curriculum unfortunately.
also my history studies c...
Cool ig
Not cool enough for Bohemia though
(only historic thing from this time period I know btw)
wide nimbus
whenever i try to use it my game instantly crashes
lowkey i needa find somebody to help me fix it
south totem
lowkey i needa find somebody to help me fix it
Idk when I installed it worked just fine
The launcher
small glen
the based Halberd
south totem
Exactly
wide nimbus
and then the game immediately gets a fatal error
south totem
Did you check if your launcher didn't set settings to max?
You can change graphics setting from launcher
opaque creek
-dx11 in launch commands from steam properties
wide nimbus
You can change graphics setting from launcher
i did not know that
yea nahh i cannot do that
hidden whale
nicely done
south totem
i did not know that
Really? Maybe try downloading a newer version or something
I suck with computers so
wide nimbus
Really? Maybe try downloading a newer version or something
also i downloaded the newest version there was
tame nexus
i didnt see one
verbal girder
big big big
sturdy jolt
twilit escarp
big difference between saying fuck and being a dickhead
south totem
you just can't say *offensive* things
Well duh like of Course you can't say the actually bad stufd
twilit escarp
this is a game about cutting people's heads off
so swearing isn't that much of a stretch
south totem
Brother what is that Christmas tree decoration
twilit escarp
hell, I impaled a guy with a fucking candle stick earlier, saying fuck is pretty tame by comparison.
south totem
Yea I get the point
I think I know what you can and can't say now
Especially when someone got banned yesterday for being racist
sturdy jolt
Just don't be politically controversial and you're good
twilit escarp
what is it with medieval style games and racists coming out of the woodwork
it happens in literally every hack and slash title set in this time period
hasty bloom
not the place for the convo but i've noticed the same
wide nimbus
does ANYBODY know how to fix this
i wanna use halfsword enhancer bro
sturdy jolt
They weren't racist, they just used an inappropriate word
south totem
Try manual istall
south totem
Buy better PC ig
wide nimbus
Buy better PC ig
cant afford one bro
south totem
Dsng
sturdy jolt
What's your DX12 version?
wide nimbus
my what
wide nimbus
what settings
wide nimbus
My message is getting deleted
u prolly js said a banned word
sturdy jolt
DirectX
wide nimbus
ohhhh
sturdy jolt
If it's DX12 your game will be a lot less stable
wide nimbus
mental kelp
lol
mental kelp
Hi
azure cobalt
I am
wide nimbus
Is he like important
he was the first person to give me tips
azure cobalt
Your bio father
south totem
LOOOOOL
I didn't know it's like that😭
Didn't know you can't put those 2 words together
wide nimbus
Your bio father
whats ur first name
azure cobalt
Michael Angelo
south totem
We saw it twin
wide nimbus
i saw that
woven socket
GIB PERMS NERD
south totem
When do I get gif perms
wide nimbus
Did one of the mods post this at some point?
yo wassup jolly mod
signal wedge
yo wassup jolly mod
Wsg gang
azure cobalt
signal wedge
not much how are you
Stuck at work type shit but not bad hbu
woven socket
perm nerd
south totem
wide nimbus
Stuck at work type shit but not bad hbu
ive overall been pretty good but hs enhancer do be not working
signal wedge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240676753589145683/1298007557977145554/i...
yooo its Steven Universe
south totem
😭
signal wedge
ive overall been pretty good but hs enhancer do be not working
#modders-guild-hall would be the folks to ask about that
wide nimbus
<#1315732845666238484> would be the folks to ask about that
i posted about it about 10mins ago
im js waiting for somebody to respond
signal wedge
i posted about it about 10mins ago
im js waiting for somebody to respond
oh ok gotcha gotcha
woven socket
u didnt see that one
wide nimbus
i did
woven socket
no
south totem
Now he has image perms I think
wide nimbus
yes
woven socket
prove it
wide nimbus
lvl 1 and lvl 2 roles are the same color for some reason
mental kelp
Did one of the mods post this at some point?
just inherited mod privileges from all my welldoing
wide nimbus
but ik hes lvl 1 rn
mental kelp
(brainrot channel)
south totem
gib perms pls
Stop showering and cleaning your room
wide nimbus
imma go grab dessert
woven socket
ok sounds like a plan
signal wedge
just inherited mod privileges from all my welldoing
Phew you scared the fuck outta me bro
woven socket
wanna see my zoo pet??
south totem
I'ma go to sleep it's 1:45 AM here holy
signal wedge
I thought you had vencord or somethin
south totem
Doesn't everyone have acces to brainrot
signal wedge
Doesn't everyone have acces to brainrot
Yes but it said automod which is also mod shit
So I was like
signal wedge
nope, goes against discord tos which our server abides by
south totem
you could not have made yourself sound more sus
wide nimbus
you could not have made yourself sound more sus
bro got put on fraud watch
south totem
I don't have it trust
signal wedge
I don't have it trust
ok, I will trust
south totem
I swear on my momma it's not installed
signal wedge
For now
mental kelp
I don't have it trust
signal wedge
south totem
It's not that deep omg
mental kelp
wavelengths etc etc
slow sparrow
Good knight to anyone whos going to skeep
wide nimbus
I swear on my momma it's not installed
south totem
Good knight to anyone whos going to skeep
Me rn
south totem
https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-11899778119450174708
Yea it's probably downloaded somewhere in like the 2023 downloads or something
wide nimbus
Yea it's probably downloaded somewhere in like the 2023 downloads or something
MODS BAN HIM FOR BREAKING DISCORD TOS
wide nimbus
he knew all along
south totem
IT WAS MY FIRST YEAR ON DISCORD
wide nimbus
HE KNEW
wide nimbus
Bro it's like not that serious I swear
Oh, mooooooods
south totem
Please no I swear I won't do it again
wide nimbus
Please no I swear I won't do it again
its too late for you bro
south totem
It was only once bro
wide nimbus
one time too many
south totem
Over here the discord TOS police bruh
wide nimbus
uh huh
south totem
Doing the citizens arrest
wide nimbus
yep
south totem
Because someone used VENCORD dramatic gasps
At least my pc can run half sword enhancer
wide nimbus
At least my pc can run half sword enhancer
thats enough typing for today lil bro
south totem
What are those graphics😭
My blade and sorcery looks better
Oh no I'm lvl three there's no saving me
jolly gorge
I like the graphics
little verge
Nah were holding out on Saint Nick too.
runic portal
https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-11899778119450174708
goes hard
little verge
No plans to update at this time everything is being reserved for EA.
runic portal
My blade and sorcery looks better
blade and sorcery looks pretty good tho for a vr game
south totem
True
little verge
Yes the EA release will feature custom loadouts and weapon and armor customization.
The plan is to keep the demo up.
south totem
Yes the EA release will feature custom loadouts and weapon and armor customizati...
Yippe
runic portal
thats enough typing for today lil bro
his game looks dull as fuck
tender quest
wide nimbus
his game looks dull as fuck
i was on medium graphics when this was taken
runic portal
i was on medium graphics when this was taken
they look that bad?
little verge
You drinking haterade?
wide nimbus
how many hours cro
wide nimbus
You drinking haterade?
yo wassup Sir Mꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ
tender quest
how many hours cro
like 1500
slow sparrow
You drinking haterade?
runic portal
ig i got some catching up to do
no worries man. i only got like 40
tender quest
all good, i'll wait for you to catch up
brittle bridge
Felt like fucking geralt in the witcher serie with all those lil almost offscreen parry
tender quest
all good, i'll wait for you to catch up
little verge
yo wassup Sir Mꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ
Hello how is going?
runic portal
Felt like fucking geralt in the witcher serie with all those lil almost offscree...
geralt be doing too much sometimes
signal wedge
Felt like fucking geralt in the witcher serie with all those lil almost offscree...
Winds howlin
tender quest
Hello how is going?
HOW IS GOING!
slow sparrow
Felt like fucking geralt in the witcher serie with all those lil almost offscree...
Is the witcher worth playin
brittle bridge
Winds howlin
fr lol
runic portal
Is the witcher worth playin
with mods yes
brittle bridge
Is the witcher worth playin
yeah its on sale rn go buy it
signal wedge
Is the witcher worth playin
maybe not the wither but the Witcher is indeed playing
little verge
HOW IS GOING!
Going howy.
signal wedge
with mods yes
Base game Witcher 3 is totally worth playing
wide nimbus
Hello how is going?
overall pretty good
been having some issues with hs enhancer but thats about it
pretty good day
signal wedge
Going howy.
Mcwonder in the house
slow sparrow
My mom plays witcher lol,well atleast she did,she Waits for the fourth part to come out
runic portal
Base game Witcher 3 is totally worth playing
story yes, combat no, it has no oomph, it feels so floaty. There is no hitsop or anything
little verge
overall pretty good
been having some issues with hs enhancer but thats about it
...
Those filthy mods like to break things!
signal wedge
story yes, combat no, it has no oomph, it feels so floaty. There is no hitsop o...
Yeah but its nowhere near as bad enough to need mods imo
tender quest
Those filthy mods like to break things!
no i dont!
runic portal
Yeah but its nowhere near as bad enough to need mods imo
to each their own
little verge
no i dont!
Guilty conscious, I will be checking your modlogs.
signal wedge
to each their own
I mean the average players first playthrough of the Witcher 3 shouldn't be "yeah what combat overhaul mods should I get" at least let the guy enjoy the game vanilla the first go around 😭
tender quest
Guilty conscious, I will be checking your modlogs.
wide nimbus
Those filthy mods like to break things!
yea whenever i try to load the mod it instantly crashes the game
i already posted it in #modders-guild-hall tho so im js waiting for somebody to respond
runic portal
I mean the average players first playthrough of the Witcher 3 shouldn't be "yeah...
yes, but the combat is a very important part to make an enjoyable game imo. Witcher is known for it's lacking combat, why nit fix it then with a few simple mods? Get your point tho
tender quest
yowch
tender quest
Are you losing mouse?
using?
signal wedge
yes, but the combat is a very important part to make an enjoyable game imo. Wit...
imo, the combat is a little too floaty and definitely janky but the rune system and the drinks make it interesting, I do understand where you're coming from tho the amount of times Geralt attacks the opposite direction of a drowner is one too many
tender quest
mouse
glacial estuary
W tf
glacial estuary
Your precision is scary asf
wide nimbus
lowkey someone should make a zangetsu mod
runic portal
imo, the combat is a little too floaty and definitely janky but the rune system ...
Love the runes and lotions/oils, they are intresting, it's just the melee im compaining about haha
signal wedge
Love the runes and lotions/oils, they are intresting, it's just the melee im com...
Are you gonna get the new game dawnwalker?
wide nimbus
Are you playing with gamepad or mouse?
is gamepad js mousepad or what
signal wedge
Made by ex Witcher devs
runic portal
Are you gonna get the new game dawnwalker?
Yes, but i'll see what the reviews say first
signal wedge
Yes, but i'll see what the reviews say first
I can agree with that, looks interesting tho
I just hope the armor customization is dope
runic portal
vampires are cool asf
signal wedge
vampires are cool asf
I'm a little worried about that part, apparently you change during night and I hope its not like some Skyrim level shit
faint forge
I've been playing half sword for over half a year and I just found out that there was a free mode option I thought there was only gauntlet
tender quest
runic portal
I've been playing half sword for over half a year and I just found out that ther...
Don't you read lol
faint forge
I was looking everywhere idek how I missed it 😢
runic portal
I'm a little worried about that part, apparently you change during night and I h...
How do you think the vampire mechanics will work?
ornate swallow
Is our guy canonically called Willie and will he be in the game
runic portal
signal wedge
How do you think the vampire mechanics will work?
No idea i dont think they've shown it at all yet, my fear is its either A. Its like Skyrim where you transform into some corny ahh vampire lord or B. You're exactly the same but get some wacky little bar that fills up and lets you do some ultimate moves type shit.
My hope is that your stats are increased but there's other mechanics at play like light or specific enemies that can challenge vampires head on, like it will be far better if its a passive thing where you're stronger in general but weaker towards other things than you turning into a full blown vampire or a bar that needs to be filled
brittle bridge
Is our guy canonically called Willie and will he be in the game
yeah
signal wedge
They feel so lazy
runic portal
I hope you can still do vampire stuff during the day, but maybe some limitations like reduced regen or maybe that you dont have access to an ability, idk
is the game set in a new universe?
why do people even make thesehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/pAERSnXAd68
solar nest
what if for the blood setting it also made it to where blood spurted out of wounds more erratically
brittle bridge
what if for the blood setting it also made it to where blood spurted out of woun...
#1047240101152960525 i dont think its a bad idea, you can go put it there
vital kiln
yo
my games not launching
its just on a black screen
i was playing it fine yesterday
solar nest
<#1047240101152960525> i dont think its a bad idea, you can go put it there
alr i made the suggestion, im hoping it gets noticed 😁
soft osprey
its just on a black screen
Try this
lean nicheBOT
vital kiln
Try this
still didnt fix it
it took like a whole 3 minutes just for the game to pop up on the bar at the bottom
and its still just a black screen, before it did the unreal engine start animation after a while
the loading times were NOT this bad yesterday
soft osprey
still didnt fix it
it took like a whole 3 minutes just for the game to pop up on...
What’d you do between yesterday and today lol
Try a clean reinstall
lean nicheBOT
vital kiln
i added a mod to change my damage multiplier, it was 2 files that i added to the thing, i then deleted the files last night and hopped off, then this morning its stuck on a black screen, i already uninstalled and reinstalled
wait
i didnt do the win+r thing
im doing it now
ill let you know if it works
wide nimbus
chat is this a w throw
(the cut was cus i had to go into photo mode due to the legendary throw)
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lEIITz4WtgalGzmfq?invite=cr-MSxhQUcsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=7
split crescent
Try this
Half expected you to send a gif of something completely irrelevant but then remembered you’re a mod
mortal auroraBOT
soft osprey
Half expected you to send a gif of something completely irrelevant but then reme...
Not just any mod
THE mod
split crescent
Oh shit you are so right
brittle bridge
split crescent
The Sir Moai of christmas is The Mod
robust thicket
IT'S SO UP
small glen
chat is this a w throw
(the cut was cus i had to go into photo mode due to the l...
not enough tang
wide nimbus
bro is NOT winning the 4v1
robust thicket
I'm Full Sword
small glen
CHUCK THAT BITCH!
calm coyote
bro gruesome with battle axe is like the best
wicked depot
Is there any quick way to fight the same armor and weapon over and over
With mods or something
wicked depot
Best I can do is spawn guy, spawn weapon, wait
Oh i thought that was just my loadout
Ill check it out thanks
buoyant ravine
small glen
Oh i thought that was just my loadout
you need enhancer and ovrdth
its not actually called custom loadout
these are injectors
meaning they just inject themselves into the game for you after a basic walk through
ovrdth is a app that needs to be ran while halfsword is running
you can just pin it to your task bar
both of these can be found on nexus mods
wicked depot
I got enhancer, so i just run enhancer while ovrdth is running in background?
small glen
I got enhancer, so i just run enhancer while ovrdth is running in background?
enhancer always runs soon as its injected
tender quest
small glen
Stop missing before i grab your sword and smack you with it
oh Militus, you missed the most dumbest thing ever
tender quest
Stop missing before i grab your sword and smack you with it
they arent misses, they are preemptive parries
wicked depot
Theres 2 different options for enhancer, i chose the 1 that doesnt inject itself. it makes a separate launcher
Every time you wanna use
small glen
they arent misses, they are preemptive parries
crazy, anyways. someone said the Billhook was hard to use
never have i heard something more untrue in my life
tender quest
crazy, anyways. someone said the Billhook was hard to use
it is hard to use, for me anyway
small glen
it is hard to use, for me anyway
wicked depot
But it doesnt seem like ovrdth is capable of selecting enemies loadouts, thats all i was interested in
small glen
But it doesnt seem like ovrdth is capable of selecting enemies loadouts, thats a...
you need to make one
which i have a video of
wicked depot
That still seems to be selecting your own loadout. I can easily spam the randomize button to get what i want. But if i start a fight and its not a swordsman or whoever i want to fight, I may have to exit game like 10 times to get lucky enough to get the combatant i want
And then its over in seconds
small glen
That still seems to be selecting your own loadout. I can easily spam the randomi...
oh like that?
no its possible to get AI to follow have a specific loadout
half of the community wish they would
myself included
(i hate fighting 400 shields in a row)
tender quest
wicked depot
Yeah thats tough
I keep getting lie 20 1 handed maces in a row lol
They dont stand a chance
small glen
I keep getting lie 20 1 handed maces in a row lol
the most i can recommend is
if you want swords
go commoner
if you want polearms
go militia
if you want armor that is balanced with some other stuff
go Veteran
wicked depot
Veteran has alots of axes right?
small glen
Veteran has alots of axes right?
and two handed swords
polearms
and the dreaded shields
but smaller shields
not fat ones like the higher loser tiers
tender quest
the what?
small glen
the what?
yeah, you heard me
the higher tiers? are corny
shields there, shields over there, shields on top of you
wicked depot
I like the shoulder mounted shield thing
tender quest
small glen
Me: I can't wait to play some high tiers.
Higher tiers with 200 pounds of armor and a shield: Hi squidward
wicked depot
I enjoy the armored fights a lot more for some reason
But I feel like the npcs may not be great at aiming for weak spots in armor from my experience
wide nimbus
bro got a facelift
wide nimbus
Why can’t I download the tech demo?
idk
small glen
But I feel like the npcs may not be great at aiming for weak spots in armor from...
just like how they can barely cut with the falchion
small glen
Why can’t I download the tech demo?
storage
fathom shadow
Do you know how much storage is needed?
small glen
Do you know how much storage is needed?
102 gb,
fathom shadow
What wow
wicked depot
Lmao
wide nimbus
bros thinking
tender quest
havent been knocked down in a long time
white trail
wobba
wicked depot
You really dont like shields
small glen
the anti fun measure placed in this game by the devs
small glen
You really dont like shields
because its not fun to go against
it does nothing but drag out fights
and on knight tier
its not even historically accurate
wide nimbus
guys is this tuff
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lEJwpItHFmHUmNy_W?invite=cr-MSxrYnosNDIyODc0MTEz&v=24
wicked depot
I've never had too much trouble tbh
small glen
its there to just be annoying
wicked depot
Its not accurate?
wide nimbus
parrying is peak gameplay
split crescent
havent been knocked down in a long time
crazy block from behind
split crescent
no, its not
bug shake ?
tender quest
crazy block from behind
knew the moment i stood up he was gonna be winding up a swing
wide nimbus
wanna be like you some day
getting good at halfsword is lowkey easy
all u gotta do is play for >100 hours
wide nimbus
every 100 hours is an extra level of skill fr
1500 hours is level 15
im at level 0.25 rn
warm latch
Does the barron fight crash at a certain point for anyone else?
small glen
bug shake ?
yes
sturdy jolt
Plus an extra 120 from the playtest
split crescent
do the bug shake
wanton oracle
Tomorrow is half sword!
wicked depot
Still working on the parrying
warm latch
bro i just cant beat the barron because once i get to the armoured knights it just crashes
shell bronze
time to go back to clip spam
wind charm
sturdy jolt
buoyant ravine
by gods bones!
jolly gorge
I've been having this really weird bug recently where all my weapons keep going diagonally up whenever I swing them. Is this common?
It doesn't matter how I swing either. My weapons always go diagonally up.
split iron
bro i just cant beat the barron because once i get to the armoured knights it ju...
You need to turn down the blood to minimun in order to play the baron, game just crashes with the amount of blood, gore, weapons and armor lying around.
If you don't have a high end pc I'll advise you to also turn down graphics and some of the gore to avoid the crash
split iron
I've been having this really weird bug recently where all my weapons keep going ...
How so? I'm intriged by this. Can you show it?
jolly gorge
bro i just cant beat the barron because once i get to the armoured knights it ju...
If you just wanna fight the Baron, turn off the training dummy, go to Knight class, and hit play. You'll be put against a Grete Champion, but it'll be the Baron instead of the Black Knight.
jolly gorge
How so? I'm intriged by this. Can you show it?
I actually just deleted the video I was recording 😭
Was trying to do a Gladiator run in the abyss and I just got rid of the footage.
shell bronze
jolly gorge
Btw this Gladiator run is kicking my ass
I can make it to the Royal Guard pretty easy but he's so difficult with nothing but a pair of pants and an axe.
wicked depot
I actually just deleted the video I was recording 😭
Was trying to do a Gladiat...
What is a gladiator run and where does everyon learn the names of all the guys
split iron
I actually just deleted the video I was recording 😭
Was trying to do a Gladiat...
oof that's a shame, I haven't heard or managed to get this kind of bug so I was interested in it XD
split iron
What is a gladiator run and where does everyon learn the names of all the guys
I'm having the same question too, what's a gladiator run
wind charm
jolly gorge
What is a gladiator run and where does everyon learn the names of all the guys
Its a run where I can only use the Gladiator (1st Boss)'s weapons and gear. So only heavy axe, heavy helm, and pants.
jolly gorge
Who named him that
People just call him that. I heard someone say one of the devs calls him that but idk.
wicked depot
Sounds like fun
placid coyote
is that the short poleaxe?
wind charm
is that the short poleaxe?
yeh
wicked depot
I heard it throws real well
jolly gorge
Sounds like fun
It is the polar opposite of fun lmao. I don't get anything but pants and an axe until I beat the Royal Guard, and that's if I'm lucky.
My character constantly swinging wrong despite my perfect inputs also doesn't help.
shell bronze
smartest most dangerous ai
sturdy jolt
You need to have better edge alignment
Nvm thought you said sharpness
jolly gorge
It is the polar opposite of fun lmao. I don't get anything but pants and an axe ...
I'm also recording it for a YT video so I have to keep deleting and restarting my recording. I'm not stopping until I get the full outfit either.
sturdy jolt
It is the polar opposite of fun lmao. I don't get anything but pants and an axe ...
Axes are harder to have good edge alignment with, but if your swings are wrong then you're not preparing your swing properly
jolly gorge
Axes are harder to have good edge alignment with, but if your swings are wrong t...
I know how to swing the axe, but all of my swings warp diagonally up for some reason. Haven't had this problem until tonight.
wicked depot
It is the polar opposite of fun lmao. I don't get anything but pants and an axe ...
is the royal guard the helmetless guy with the mace
jolly gorge
is the royal guard the helmetless guy with the mace
No. Royal Guard is the 4th boss.
The Veteran boss doesn't deserve a nickname
sturdy jolt
Like the axe head rotates upward so it hits bluntly?
Or your swings literally go upward for some reason
jolly gorge
Like the axe head rotates upward so it hits bluntly?
Kind of? My swings just always move diagonally upwards no matter how I swing, unless I actively swing with enough downward force to override it.
jolly gorge
Or your swings literally go upward for some reason
This one.
sturdy jolt
If I see a clip I might be able to help
jolly gorge
Yeah hes weak asf
He's the hardest boss in the game imo. Every other boss I can first try, even with the Gladiator loadout. Just him and his stupid Plancon.
wicked depot
The alignment should entirely depend on the preparation right?
sturdy jolt
For the most part
wicked depot
Like the backwards swing before the swing
jolly gorge
If I see a clip I might be able to help
I'll try to save some recording to show you.
deep shale
backswing
wicked depot
Lol thanks
sturdy jolt
It's good to know the term
deep shale
annoying on the surface and fatally dangerous in the mind games
wicked depot
I beat the game without ever knowing that or learning how to guard lol
jolly gorge
I'll try to save some recording to show you.
What's odd is that the heavy axe doesn't seem to have the problem when I use it in half grip, probably because my Gladiator's arms aren't as loose.
blazing gull
the magical armor
shell bronze
aura farm fail
blazing gull
i found the arm on the ground dont ask
sturdy jolt
I wonder who put it there
jolly gorge
I SWEAR
Me after killing over 200 Willies because they didn't say "Aiee!" when they surrendered:
blazing gull
lmao
i only dont listen to their surrenders if they use a spikey stick
i forget its name
jolly gorge
The only time I spare someone with it is the Royal Guard (4th Boss) cuz he's the only hard boss in the game so he's fun.
grizzled cobalt
guys how do i attach a shield to my shoulder
sturdy jolt
You stow it by holding the grab button on the hand you're holding it with
jolly gorge
guys how do i attach a shield to my shoulder
You can only do it with the small square ones. You hold Q or E and you'll do it automatically.
shell bronze
grizzled cobalt
You can only do it with the small square ones. You hold Q or E and you'll do it ...
oh alright thanks
sturdy jolt
It has to be the specific kind that goes on your shoulder though
grizzled cobalt
yeah i got that one
jolly gorge
It has to be the specific kind that goes on your shoulder though
The one you can yank off of the Baron goes onto your chest right? Or is that just how he spawns in?
blazing gull
its the one that knight tier gets when you spawn with a polearm
jolly gorge
its the one that knight tier gets when you spawn with a polearm
Yeah
blazing gull
now i never use it
sturdy jolt
Yeah the little square shield
blazing gull
because my armor is my shield
jolly gorge
because my armor is my shield
Me as the Black Knight:
blazing gull
just knights in general irl
jolly gorge
Btw is it just me or is the Black armor basically invincible?
jolly gorge
Btw is it just me or is the Black armor basically invincible?
Like, even moreso than the Baron?
sturdy jolt
That shield on baron's shoulder is definitely just a stylistic choice
What is that thing even doing
blazing gull
That shield on baron's shoulder is definitely just a stylistic choice
also historically accurate
jolly gorge
not alot of gaps
It's a better, darker version of the heavy armor that has a smaller random chance from what I can tell.
mental kelp
What is that thing even doing
sposed to be for jousting
blazing gull
some of the later period jousting shields had springs so they would fly off for specatcle
jolly gorge
Like genuinely the Black Knight armor feels more durable than the Golden Armor the Baron wears, but that might just be me.
sturdy jolt
Yeah that makes sense
blazing gull
i love how extra the late medieval era was
blazing gull
Like genuinely the Black Knight armor feels more durable than the Golden Armor t...
it looks cooler, therfor you feel cooler, therfor you are stronger
wicked depot
Perfectly timed insult
jolly gorge
Alright chat, question: Should I do a farmer run (scythe, brown hat, shirt, pants, sickle) or keep trying the gladiator run (heavy helm, pants, heavy axe)?
jolly gorge
Perfectly timed insult
Had a fight a few days ago where a Willie tried to grab my sword from my hand. It sliced his hand open, and my character immediately called him an dolt and shoved him over 😭.
blazing gull
i called a guy a cuckold right before accidently stabbing his penis
sturdy jolt
deep shale
"accidently"
wicked depot
For some reason when you have any amount of armor, the npcs are crazy about going halfsword even when its semmingly stupid strategy
blazing gull
For some reason when you have any amount of armor, the npcs are crazy about goin...
half sword is the way to beat a man in armor
shell bronze
wicked depot
But you dont want to initiate a duel from across the arena
blazing gull
easier to slide it into gaps and blunt force tramau
mental kelp
they r very bad at iit
jolly gorge
Had a fight a few days ago where a Willie tried to grab my sword from my hand. I...
https://youtube.com/shorts/l5RGFJZRgc8?si=lNG-b6GRMNC39Nox
This one right here. Don't mind the poor skill. I already slit his gut open and was just trolling him in the clip.
blazing gull
But you dont want to initiate a duel from across the arena
oh yea thats dumb
blazing gull
https://youtube.com/shorts/l5RGFJZRgc8?si=lNG-b6GRMNC39Nox
This one right here....
lmao
i feel like its just that at higher tiers the ai is more defensive
blazing gull
id imagine more than his feelings
jolly gorge
i feel like its just that at higher tiers the ai is more defensive
Really? Every AI I go against in Knight class tries to half sword and rush me.
Even the Baron did it when I fought him solo.
blazing gull
interesting
jolly gorge
I shoved my sword into his ankle and watched him hobble to the corner ofc.
jolly gorge
id imagine more than his feelings
I'm honestly surprised he still has 2 hands with how he grabbed that sword.
small glen
i fucking LOVE the axe auto parry!
blazing gull
whats that?
small glen
whats that?
this game has a feature where if your weapon is next to a strike
it will automatically defend
the axe is like rly good at this
jolly gorge
it will automatically defend
I wish MY axe did that during the gladiator run
jolly gorge
But no, the Royal Guard just smacked it away and shoved his Plancon up my ass.
Pretty sure he twisted it too.
jolly gorge
thats why Plancon users are sentenced to death
What's really annoying is that the Royal Guard has the Plancon with all the extra spikes on it, not just the 6 normal ones.
blazing gull
has anyone gotten a full vertical chopping in half
jolly gorge
has anyone gotten a full vertical chopping in half
No but I've cut a dude fully diagonally.
blazing gull
that always seems more painful than normal
small glen
is this new?
No, old
blazing gull
huh never heard of it
jolly gorge
that always seems more painful than normal
Diagonal or Vertical?
blazing gull
i like manually parrying
blazing gull
Diagonal or Vertical?
diagonal
small glen
how my stupid fucking axe feels like auto parrying the attack that doesn't even exist:
i love this low quality image
jolly gorge
diagonal
Yeah true, especially with how it works in Half Sword where both of their legs come off.
blazing gull
the legs love to fall off
jolly gorge
Btw should I allow myself to grab ANY full head helmet, or only the one that the Gladiator uses?
small glen
the legs love to fall off
i didn't move at all for that parry btw
blazing gull
ive said it before but i love how the game properly shows the effectiveness of armor, especially full plate
blazing gull
i didn't move at all for that parry btw
what the fuck are you listening to
small glen
what the fuck are you listening to
animals by three day grace
i needed to FEEL like an axe main
blazing gull
fair enough
jolly gorge
i didn't move at all for that parry btw
See you get to use the two handed axe. I'm stuck with the heavy axe on the gladiator run. Good news is that if I'm lucky I can get one before the mirror match.
blazing gull
i love the man-at-arms axe
sturdy jolt
That's like the one crappy part of the song, the rest of it is good
blazing gull
ok fair
jolly gorge
Now I need to find a way to get his helmet off of him to complete my build faster.
I don't know if there's a way to do that though.
jolly gorge
gladiators did wear helmets
Yeah but the specific helmet I need is very high tier unless I can somehow get it off of my clone's head during the first boss.
small glen
See you get to use the two handed axe. I'm stuck with the heavy axe on the gladi...
i made a low quality shit post to show my love for the auto parrying axe
blazing gull
helmets are one of the best tools of war ever made
blazing gull
i made a low quality shit post to show my love for the auto parrying axe
LAMO
jolly gorge
I'm more lenient with the pants since you literally can't find the right pants but the helmet needs to be perfect imo.
I wish I could kick the helmet off of his head.
Can you kick helmets off of people's heads?
blazing gull
i have a solution but it involves growing a new head
small glen
Can you kick helmets off of people's heads?
no
blazing gull
i wish
small glen
What if I decapitate him?
yes
jolly gorge
Or will it just be his head?
sturdy jolt
I totally meant to do that with his sword
small glen
its possible
blazing gull
I totally meant to do that with his sword
i sniff a jedi
jolly gorge
Nice
jolly gorge
its possible
To decapitate him or take his helmet from his severed head?
small glen
To decapitate him or take his helmet from his severed head?
my knife loadout btw
hazy peak
random question i'm sure has come up before, but any chance of VR support?
upbeat jacinth
if half sword added vr support i think my life would be complete
especially if they add fbt support (which im getting soon, whenever it ships)
weak osprey
we got blade and sorcery so you can stick with that for the meantime
upbeat jacinth
yeah
wicked depot
jolly gorge
Alright chat, after a while of trying, I've officially deemed the Gladiator run completely impossible. The axe isn't cutting it. Literally. It cannot cut through gambesons.
That means that after you beat the Swordsman, your run becomes nearly impossible, and after the Royal Guard, completely so.
upbeat jacinth
Alright chat, after a while of trying, I've officially deemed the Gladiator run ...
cant you just hit them with it
wicked depot
Does this mean you just now made up the Gladiator run yourself?
jolly gorge
cant you just hit them with it
Not once they start bringing helmets.
upbeat jacinth
im pretty sure you still can
ive done beggar only without using their weapons against them (but usually disarming or grappling) and i was able to beat the game
jolly gorge
Then you'd have to sit there hitting them for minutes while 3-5 of them dogpile you with top tier weapons, meanwhile you have literally zero protection.
small glen
he didn't dance, therefore he dies
jolly gorge
ive done beggar only without using their weapons against them (but usually disar...
Fists are unironically better than some weapons. I beat the Baron bare handed.
upbeat jacinth
Alright chat, after a while of trying, I've officially deemed the Gladiator run ...
is gladiator just peasant with the 2 handed axe
jolly gorge
is gladiator just peasant with the 2 handed axe
Yeah
upbeat jacinth
ill try that next time i get on (i am on apex rn)
mortal auroraBOT
jolly gorge
ill try that next time i get on (i am on apex rn)
And the helmet if I'm lucky enough to make it that far
It might just be the diagonal swing bug that's messing me up.
wide nimbus
WE are all playing the halfsword vr port when it drops in 2029
jolly gorge
Since I keep aiming for their legs and my guy hits them in the gambeson instead.
wide nimbus
i would kill to have an open-world vr game with halfsword type combat
jolly gorge
I might as well keep trying though
small glen
hit that mf with that "VALHALLA!" jump attack
jolly gorge
I have no reason to stop
wide nimbus
i would kill to have an open-world vr game with halfsword type combat
would be hella fun to just wander around aimlessly and slime out everybody you come across
upbeat jacinth
Since I keep aiming for their legs and my guy hits them in the gambeson instead.
i usually aim for the head, maybe thats why i dont see your issue with the axe
jolly gorge
i usually aim for the head, maybe thats why i dont see your issue with the axe
I'm having a glitch with the game rn where my character always swings diagonally up no matter what, so I can't aim for the head or I'll miss 100% of the time.
upbeat jacinth
i see
small glen
i usually aim for the head, maybe thats why i dont see your issue with the axe
what axe we talking about here
upbeat jacinth
2 handed axe
jolly gorge
what axe we talking about here
I'm stuck with the heavy axe for my gladiator run. The beggar tier one.
small glen
the "I must defend my kitten.." high tier, or the small one
small glen
I'm stuck with the heavy axe for my gladiator run. The beggar tier one.
the farmer tool axe?
blazing gull
i would kill to have an open-world vr game with halfsword type combat
VR kcd
jolly gorge
2 handed axe
That's not the axe I have actually. 2 handed is the mid-high tier one. I have the heavy axe, the one that looks like it's made for woodcutting.
jolly gorge
the farmer tool axe?
Yeah the 2 handed version.
upbeat jacinth
That's not the axe I have actually. 2 handed is the mid-high tier one. I have th...
isnt that the 2 handed peasant axe
small glen
Yeah the 2 handed version.
is that a bad thing?
jolly gorge
is that a bad thing?
It just can't cut through gambesons and my game glitch makes it way harder to aim for legs and heads.
blazing gull
wuzzat
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upbeat jacinth
if its the one that the beggar boss uses, then its the one im talking abt
upbeat jacinth
just got to peasant rn so ill try a run with it
jolly gorge
just got to peasant rn so ill try a run with it
I'm doing my run in abyss btw
small glen
It just can't cut through gambesons and my game glitch makes it way harder to ai...
yes it can
upbeat jacinth
I'm doing my run in abyss btw
i am probably not going to
jolly gorge
yes it can
Again it could very well be my game glitch fucking with me. Chances are the forced diagonal swing is messing up my edge alignment.
small glen
i tested every axe in the game on militia to test the cutting power and compare it with other axes of the same tier like a month ago
upbeat jacinth
Again it could very well be my game glitch fucking with me. Chances are the forc...
could it just be that your overusing slow motion
small glen
and they are all about the same exact thing
jolly gorge
could it just be that your overusing slow motion
I don't use slow motion ever actually.
blazing gull
i forget its there
upbeat jacinth
i only really use slow mo if im trying to make stuff look cool that normally would be too fast to see (e.g. a spin kick)
blazing gull
and id rather save my stamina
small glen
Again it could very well be my game glitch fucking with me. Chances are the forc...
oh your swinging it wrong
upbeat jacinth
yeah could you send a vid of the bug im actually curious too
jolly gorge
oh your swinging it wrong
No I'm not is the thing. I've practiced with it before and know how to align and swing it. This problem has only occured tonight.
small glen
No I'm not is the thing. I've practiced with it before and know how to align and...
axes tend to do this quite a bit, it happens when you swing a bit too quick
jolly gorge
I might just half-grip and bash their heads in with the axe lol.
upbeat jacinth
No I'm not is the thing. I've practiced with it before and know how to align and...
could you send a vid of the bug i'd like to see it
wicked depot
I thought this was a cool little parry
jolly gorge
could you send a vid of the bug i'd like to see it
I compulsively delete my failed footage so I don't have any rn.
small glen
it happens when you swing too quick
upbeat jacinth
I compulsively delete my failed footage so I don't have any rn.
could you not grab some rn
jolly gorge
it happens when you swing too quick
Ik what you're talking about. Like I said though, I have literally only had this problem tonight.
wicked depot
The axe almost feels more unweildy on the backswing, so you gotta go slower on the backswings to make sure the alignment is right before bringing it down
jolly gorge
Ik what you're talking about. Like I said though, I have literally only had this...
Never once before with this axe.
small glen
Ik what you're talking about. Like I said though, I have literally only had this...
yeah its not a bug
wicked depot
Restart your game
small glen
its just part of the axe
upbeat jacinth
Ik what you're talking about. Like I said though, I have literally only had this...
what changed between yesterday or earlier and now?
small glen
The axe almost feels more unweildy on the backswing, so you gotta go slower on t...
correct
jolly gorge
Restart your game
Yk I might do that actually. For some reason I haven't yet lol.
upbeat jacinth
dawg 💀
upbeat jacinth
if he could send a video of it, it'd probably help
small glen
slow it down and it will be more straight
jolly gorge
what changed between yesterday or earlier and now?
My character forcibly adds upwards momentum to all of his swings regardless of how I swing the axe. If I aim for the head, my character swings above their head.
wicked depot
Could be physics buggin or your just not in the same groove you were in
small glen
My character forcibly adds upwards momentum to all of his swings regardless of h...
that isn't a bug
upbeat jacinth
My character forcibly adds upwards momentum to all of his swings regardless of h...
not as in a description of the bug, i was asking for what changed that could be causing the bug
because if literally nothing is different on your end, and the game didn't update, and this has been happening since you started the game, then its unlikely that its a bug (or atleast a new bug)
jolly gorge
not as in a description of the bug, i was asking for what changed that could be ...
Oh I have no clue. I only turned the game on to do this challenge run and that's it.