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mint wadi
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It's genuinely not lol

wide nimbus
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spear npcs when u walk to the left while attacking

mint wadi
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I think you're feeling worn down from moderating. I sympathize.

mint wadi
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No extra catch. No gotcha. No "everybody point and laugh".

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Genuinely. This server is hell to moderate for free.

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Well, it'd be hell to moderate either way.

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But money would soothe the pain.

mint wadi
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bing bong fuck ya life

nimble summit
shell bronze
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why tf do you want to babysit children and grown ass men who act like children

mint wadi
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Yeah I've said multiple times that no one in their right mind would WANT to moderate a server for free.

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I don't really know why any of you do it.

nimble summit
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Seriously hats off to you guys. A lot of us here are punks

hoary thunder
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lol I'd love to be this poor farmer

tries to grapple armored knight
gets drug backwards beaten with a mace until leg is probally shattered
still tried to fight me

mint wadi
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I'm happy to sit back and argue with people then make fun of the mods who have to clean up.

shell bronze
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i literally only went mod because someone recommended me

wide nimbus
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read the manga instead until tybw

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the manga is better up until then cus

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the tybw manga was rushed

signal wedge
hoary thunder
mint wadi
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Spotting furries in the wild is crazy man. I know so many of yall. (and actually have a sona myself but that's a story for another day)

shell bronze
mint wadi
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You would have to give me early access to mod here.

mint wadi
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You really are.

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No do not climb the K2 mountain.

soft osprey
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And it helps the day go by faster at work

signal wedge
hoary thunder
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as a mod of much smaller servers it is chill

soft osprey
mint wadi
soft osprey
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Kids are trolls

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To the extreme

mint wadi
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Dude will come in here and talk about israel in half sword and you will be like "hmmm I will give you a chance to willfully connect the two"

gloomy jetty
shell bronze
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i've been in the game for long enough to not care

hoary thunder
gloomy jetty
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Idiocy actually harms me most of the time.

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I have to roll psychic damage a lot.

shell bronze
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god put me on this green earth to abuse my powers and switch up on the members i've bonded with before i went mod

uneven galleon
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chrome modpack shut down my pc bru

gloomy jetty
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Skill issue.

hidden schooner
mint wadi
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Wonderful sound at the end. Watch to the end to find out!!!!

hoary thunder
gloomy jetty
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Not to be a parrot, but it really is so out of place seeing a furr in a non-aligned location.

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I'm mildly stunlocked.

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I'm much more used to stealth infiltration.

mint wadi
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I mean, as a Scholar of the First Cringe, you would be stunlocked.

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They've gone far past the first cringe.

slender flax
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where is full sword

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/release full sword

mint wadi
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The internet has evolved. Furries are no longer cringe. Or well, not AS cringe. They're not a cringe symbol.

gloomy jetty
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Oh, it's still bad.

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It's just not as bad.

soft osprey
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Well not everyone

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Moderation sucks

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Moderators are the worst

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And not welcome here

gloomy jetty
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Oh, make no mistake, there's no malice in my observation.

mint wadi
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Yeah, no, I meant it.

soft osprey
mint wadi
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Furries aren't the "everyone point and laugh" thing anymore.

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There's probably more furries in here than you think. Lots aren't really super open about it cause why be really?

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I like furry stuff.

gloomy jetty
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Why else would I be stunned to find furrs here if I wasn't familiar with the normal gatherings?

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It's like seeing your doctor at the grocery store. The context is all wrong and it muddles the recognition indicators in your brain.

hoary thunder
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Hmm, we shall spare your home from your ISP throttling your connection for now

and by we i mean not me Im a medical furry not a IT sorcery furry

gloomy jetty
hoary thunder
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or is it

gloomy jetty
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Only sometimes.

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Normally specific times.

mint wadi
# hoary thunder Hmm, we shall spare your home from your ISP throttling your connection for now ...

Oh this reminded me, a comedian I follow did a show at a furcon and it was hilarious.
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hoary thunder
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lmao

mint wadi
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Genuinely this guy did so much research into furries just to do one show.

gloomy jetty
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I love the collective anthro community so much because there's the chill side and the absolutely diabolical hellions side and the lines are both extremely clear but hard to discern.

tawny anvil
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If you're Half sword Developer from future

Please don't sell your studio above 40% to Tencent and other company

mint wadi
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Weird comment.

round stone
hoary thunder
tawny anvil
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They deserve Zornhau

mint wadi
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You're a weirdo, guy.

hoary thunder
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i challenge ye to a duel

come to my local HEMA group

mint wadi
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Hating on furries is so 2008

gloomy jetty
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There's a reason it's known to have sleeper cells and spies.

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They could be in this very room, it could be you, it could be me, it could even be...

tawny anvil
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hm, i have reason to hate furries, but not all

hoary thunder
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if fursuits werent so expensive id love to do a longsword duel in fursuit heh

round stone
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That'll do some damage

gloomy jetty
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Walk into the IT department
Hey, who left their head here?

hoary thunder
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i wish i could make money and not spend it on expensive hobbies and college how does one unlock this

gloomy jetty
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Try not having money.

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That's what I do.

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Finals next week bby.

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I fucking hate it here.

hoary thunder
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i got two weeks till finals

drowsy void
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is this game still supposed to release this year i havent been following

wicked depot
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The ultimate challenge should have been designed and not random opponents

mint wadi
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Yeah generally speaking, furry convention attending furries have a very high average socioeconomic standing.

hoary thunder
gloomy jetty
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High correlation of having science brain and feeling a little fuzzy/scaley on the inside.

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You won't catch me at a con.

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In fact, I won't be caught at all.

hoary thunder
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i wanna go but money

gloomy jetty
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I'm going back undercover, this conversation never happened.

mint wadi
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I mean you are a SCHOLAR of the FIRST CRINGE.

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You have to learn about furries.

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It's in the name.

gloomy jetty
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Tell Control the network is running well.

hoary thunder
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my fav is having people ask me IT stuff and Im over here with medical knoweldge unknowing about the sorcery that is computers heh

gloomy jetty
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That's all.

mint wadi
hoary thunder
mint wadi
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Yeah RIP Paul Harrell.

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Good guy.

tawny anvil
gloomy jetty
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If I didn't hate math I would absolutely be tricking rocks into thinking for me with runes and electricity.

hoary thunder
tawny anvil
gloomy jetty
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Instead I'm speccing charisma.

hoary thunder
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you see my track record is well no mercy :3

tawny anvil
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so u get cheap price

hoary thunder
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$120k expected is not that bad for the feilds im aiming for

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i can pay that off no time im sure

soft osprey
gloomy jetty
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Graduation soonish as well, I've never been more dead inside.

tawny anvil
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Is kriegmesser a katana but better?

hoary thunder
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im going for either nursing or a biology feild depenidng on my next semester and if i get accepted into nursing school

:3

wicked depot
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this is the very type of conversation that this server isnt for

mint wadi
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I open loot boxes for a living.

gloomy jetty
mint wadi
wicked depot
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my bad

gloomy jetty
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This is true.

hoary thunder
gloomy jetty
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The trinity.

mint wadi
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I buy storage units. Pretty much giant loot boxes.

wicked depot
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I think theres other channels for talking about not halfsword

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Like what even is catfish

gloomy jetty
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General.

mint wadi
hoary thunder
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mini mod lol

mint wadi
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Yeah it's fine, lol, we talk about halfsword when there's something to talk about.

gloomy jetty
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I'm sure clueless would come kick us if it was warranted.

mint wadi
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You're free to post a clip or talk about halfsword.

hoary thunder
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my fav part about halfsword is being able to halfsword and just magically cut through armor

soft osprey
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That lives in the water

hoary thunder
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and is tasty

gloomy jetty
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Half-sword AKA The Clipping stance.

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My blade now phases through matter, die.

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I will say that if the game comes out during finals I might just suck-start a shotgun.

jolly hollow
mental kelp
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lol

gloomy jetty
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skill issue. Computer doesn't have enough ADP levels.

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Farm The Rotten for a while.

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Maybe Giant Lord if you have dark damage.

jolly hollow
gloomy jetty
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Get a load of this guy.

round stone
jolly hollow
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ill try

jolly hollow
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ok hold on

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what build

soft osprey
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The one I deleted but was incorrect about

jolly hollow
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how to download the game?

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oh

soft osprey
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Here it is

jolly hollow
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crazy how i discovered this.

soft osprey
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Or at least posted about it

jolly hollow
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i researched all about it but nothing came up i thought i was the first

round stone
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"I can't believe you've done this"

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jolly gorge
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Not bad

jolly hollow
cloud yew
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brutal, and technical !

snow bloom
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i just got this game

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and i love it already

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my question is how do i unlock more ranks

rotund ember
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so after playing for a bit I got to a great champion a bit far back (I can't quite remember which one) and once I died, I was sent to the abyss. When I returned back to lobby my character progression was gone. Is this normal, and can I get my rank back after doing so

upbeat jacinth
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i wonder if its more like the richer you are the more likely you are to be a furry, rather than the other way around

wicked depot
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You can hold g to lose 1 rank rather than restart, as long as you dont die first

wicked depot
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Another tip for later, if you chose a weapon that you dont like, you just have to win one match then return to menu to reroll

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Oh my bad youre asking about the abyss, yes you can earn your life back but youll be rank 0 and you have to beat the last boss you killed

wide nimbus
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yo chat im boutta start reading Hajime no Ippo
how many chapters are there until it ends

sleek gull
wide nimbus
wide nimbus
versed oriole
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yep

wide nimbus
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dang

shell bronze
wide nimbus
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what year did it end in

wide nimbus
versed oriole
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its still going and has been for 35 years

wide nimbus
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what do you even do in this game for 800 hours

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das lowkey crazy

sleek gull
versed oriole
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also its a 4.3 so the manga is pretty good

versed oriole
versed oriole
shell bronze
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not as much as you'd think

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i don't play gauntlet unless it's to get to certain bosses for demonstration videos

versed oriole
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how do you like to kill your opponents? i like doing the sword chokehold thing and splitting them in half

sleek gull
versed oriole
# sleek gull

what my barber does instead of "a bit off the top"

tired prism
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is the community manager actually about to talk to case rn

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lol

shell bronze
wicked depot
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Why does ultimate challenge enemies sometimes drop armor and sometimes not

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Is it falling through the map

coral gull
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guys, i saw the faq about multiplayer, but will it have local coop/ some type of lan multiplayer in early access?

sleek gull
wicked depot
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if its random chance then thats dumb, its not an ultimate challenge if every run gives different amounts of weapons and armor, and completely random opponents

coral gull
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Ty

sleek gull
warped apex
sleek gull
warped apex
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face grab

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I love it

shell bronze
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back at pc with time to kill and clips to post

warped apex
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huh

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casoeh is streaming the game right now

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the only time it goes about 40k anymore on twitch

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I miss the olden days

shell bronze
warped apex
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oh shit moist critikal is streaming it on twitch wtf?

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when does he stream on twitch

subtle totem
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i hope on full release they let us play older versions, i miss the old bosses so much

shell bronze
sleek gull
shell bronze
jolly gorge
wheat ice
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does anyone know how to like reset the rank or fight any rank i want cause im on knight but i wanna fight as commoner or militia

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and not have to fight a fully geared knight

shell bronze
sleek gull
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I'm honestly confused if these are my clips, or if you somehow got a hold of my save file lol

mental kelp
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p sure u gave it to him for hs7 banner

sleek gull
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I didn't give it to clueless. Which means Mace is in trouble.

shell bronze
wicked depot
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Nice one thay

sleek gull
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I feel violated, but I'm not clear how.

tepid flint
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i did it

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my first dismemberment as knight

sturdy jolt
shell bronze
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i'm just reposting your clips for you

sleek gull
jolly gorge
shell bronze
shell bronze
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tonight there are two fizzlepops

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shell bronze
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this loadout has the potential to take it uptier

mental kelp
shell bronze
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@sleek gull i like the handling of your sword

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ok enough larp

leaden scaffold
shell bronze
wheat ice
shell bronze
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at what

tired stream
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i was swinging him around and i guess it hit him too hard

hoary thunder
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i keep trying to do real longsword moves but these phsyics no happy lol

shell bronze
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it's more akin to sekka-no-uchi

sullen wedge
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Someone mod me a tungsten cube weapon

tired stream
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the engine seems to really not like super powerful hits

sullen wedge
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Let me beat Willie to death with a square you have to dual wield just to pick up and can barely move

shell bronze
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tired stream
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if you turn up npc damage all the way, it crashes a lot

mental kelp
shell bronze
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ukenagashi prioritizes moving yourself out of the way (sometimes) and (mostly) sliding the blade off

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sekka-no-uchi is more a direct block/deflect

hoary thunder
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Fools guard is the best opening guard

shell bronze
lost bison
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we're gonna have to relearn the game with this new update I hope

tired stream
shell bronze
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  • curved blade
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similar to how saber works that shit slide right off

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hence why you see a lot of those rolling/momentum type parries in kenjutsu

mental kelp
shell bronze
mental kelp
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dual wield aura

shell bronze
tired stream
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will they make it possible for bones to break anywhere? instead of just the neck, elbows and knees

mental kelp
shell bronze
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this is sekka no uchi

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@wheat leaf ukenagashi (ignore the inhuman way he pulls his sword back and against me when being hit)

mental kelp
shell bronze
mental kelp
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willie stance with actual decent wideness...

opaque creek
shell bronze
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@mental kelp you ever get a good posta di donna bind

mental kelp
mental kelp
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idk

opaque creek
mental kelp
shell bronze
shell bronze
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literally just italian wrath guard

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but blocking and holding a sword there might be some insane aura

mental kelp
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you can do all seven strikes from posta di donna

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but in hs u cant even do one cuz you always have to pull it out from its spot never strike right from

shell bronze
shell bronze
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but when i say bind i mean something like this

heady cradle
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zombified willie

mental kelp
sand herald
stone flare
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ahoj

sand herald
sand herald
gentle aspen
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is it possible to beat the ultimate challenge without crashing?

heady cradle
heady cradle
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gore 0

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blood 0

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gentle mode

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low quality

latent apex
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bro is it just me or is the axe consistently ruining my runs lol

whole marsh
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Please add feature to remove specific pieces of armor on tiers

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Specifically footwear.

latent apex
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why do you want to see willie's feet

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wait don't answer that

mental kelp
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Ave

jolly gorge
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Ave Joeia

midnight leaf
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i was fighting a willie with the wooden spade in spoilance and i hit him in the neck and idk how or why but he started choking on his blood like what happens when you stab him in the neck

heady cradle
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blunt force trauma

rich plover
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when do u guys think early access is gonna be

jolly gorge
heady cradle
jolly gorge
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Before 2027

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I'm just gonna say that

heady cradle
jolly gorge
rich plover
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tomrrow

jolly gorge
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Idc about speculation

rare hearth
jolly gorge
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I'm not the person to approach for conspiracy theories

rare hearth
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the year isnt over yet

jolly gorge
rare hearth
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there is still like 27 days

jolly gorge
rich plover
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games coming out now

jolly gorge
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Overtime if memory serves me right, especially for a stable game that still needs polishing

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And even if it delays it's like whatever. we don't need it this month. The hype is just huge that's all

heady cradle
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optimization

jolly gorge
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So thats why idgaf if i think itll delay or not

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I'm more concerned about my failing eyesight cuz I'm an old man

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I need to see doctor

jolly gorge
heady cradle
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my laptops gonna break down if they dont optimize the game

rare hearth
# heady cradle optimization

there will be optimization since the blood they used in this demo is a 3rd party plugin that caused allat crashes, they are working on their own blood

jolly gorge
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They probs know dat

midnight leaf
heady cradle
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its kinda like red beads rn

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heady cradle
rare hearth
heady cradle
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bashing the dudes neck in with a spade and it not doing anything is unrealistic and other than the glitchy physics its pretty realistic

rare hearth
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not made by halfsword devs

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in early access they will have their own blood made by halfsword devs

heady cradle
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there are mods but it be more convient without them

jolly gorge
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When was dat

rare hearth
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iirc they said they will add that

obsidian lava
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have u guys beaten the gauntlet

heady cradle
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ye

rare hearth
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furthermore they will add massive weapon customization

robust thicket
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Does DX-11 or DX-12 give better preformance for you guys?

jolly gorge
rare hearth
jolly gorge
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Apparently even high end rigs struggle to handle dx12

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Some mod said I think

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I dont know much about computers to say anythin on this

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What does dx stand for

rare hearth
shell bronze
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dx12 is only for me because i'm goated

robust thicket
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Yeah I was just wondering about peoples personal experience. I have been testing on a high end rig

shell bronze
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dx11 for the commoners

jolly gorge
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Whats dx

heady cradle
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ouchies

jolly gorge
shell bronze
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directx

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rendering api

jolly gorge
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The burgers

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Omg api again

rare hearth
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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I recognize that abbreviation

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Idk what it means tho

jolly gorge
rare hearth
robust thicket
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It is graphics settings

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Alright well I tested DX12 and DX11 on a maxed rig (Epic Graphics) and I am getting maxed out FPS on DX11. Case Closed

jolly gorge
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CASE CLOSED

robust thicket
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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ah

heady cradle
jolly gorge
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I switched my settings from 240 to 90 recently and it's not too bad of a downgrade. I don't notice too much

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I briefly tried 60fps, where after a few days, I realized how much worse it's treating my combat

robust thicket
heady cradle
rare hearth
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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uhhh the ingame thing

heady cradle
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ram too expensive

robust thicket
# heady cradle THE RAM

I know 🥹 I got a good deal and it still broke my wallet but everything is just gonna keep going up

rare hearth
robust thicket
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360hz when? @devs

robust thicket
rare hearth
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AH NEW QUESTION what FOV is everyone playing on and Graphics Settings

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I must know

heady cradle
robust thicket
heady cradle
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but uh

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graphics look like from 2007

robust thicket
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Ahh ya :,) I forgot how the graphics look when they go to Med/Low (still def worth it)

heady cradle
robust thicket
rare hearth
robust thicket
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So basically it's not a skill issue, you can blame the frame rate

heady cradle
rare hearth
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90 fps is more responsive

robust thicket
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Yeah because you are getting more visual info and it will just feel better overall

heady cradle
robust thicket
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Okay pop off goat pregowillie

rare hearth
hollow pond
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Y’all get 90 FPS?

rare hearth
jolly gorge
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I'm losing when I'm making winning moves

jolly gorge
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so I was like "ok something definitely needs to change"

hollow pond
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All you need is 30 FPS

jolly gorge
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All you need is joe

robust thicket
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I wonder how much better or worse the game will run when it comes out

heady cradle
hollow pond
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It’s not some highly competitive shooter where every frame counts

rare hearth
jolly gorge
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I don't doubt their optimization efforts but my laptop barely handles War of Rights for example

robust thicket
rare hearth
heady cradle
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so less practice on doing precise movements

rare hearth
hollow pond
robust thicket
jolly gorge
rare hearth
robust thicket
heady cradle
rare hearth
jolly gorge
jolly gorge
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My beta minecraft don't tell me how many chunks "tiny" is

heady cradle
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with sodium

hollow pond
robust thicket
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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yees

heady cradle
hollow pond
jolly gorge
rare hearth
robust thicket
heady cradle
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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take your powder, take your gun. report to general willieton

rare hearth
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the game is going to be smoother and more responsive and gives you like a second of extra reaction time which against someone that has like 30 fps is an advantage

robust thicket
heady cradle
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sometimes the enemies blade literally go through my sword because the fps is just that bad

jolly gorge
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lol

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lightsaber ahhh blades

robust thicket
heady cradle
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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lol

hollow pond
jolly gorge
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i dont watch star wars if thats wat u mean

robust thicket
rare hearth
hollow pond
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Oh

rare hearth
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youre right 60 and 30 isnt that much

hollow pond
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Yeah that’s a bit of a difference

robust thicket
heady cradle
jolly gorge
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lel

heady cradle
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mine goes from 9-30 fps

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on average

rare hearth
robust thicket
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We could have said 60 - 120 but this game seems to run bad for people at the moment :,)

jolly gorge
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This part of your bio is cracking me up: "I am yes"

Is that a reference cuz it's amazingly goofy sounding

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Like I wanna start saying it

pulsar marsh
robust thicket
pulsar marsh
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NOOOO I DONT HAVE GIF PERMS

jolly gorge
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real

jolly gorge
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Also where's that dude that was protesting the mushroom tag

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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Is the protest even present

jolly gorge
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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this is like a quest

hollow pond
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Is the protest in the room with us?

hollow pond
jolly gorge
jolly gorge
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I assume Mcwonderbeast switched it to a more relevant Sword icon because the Mushroom lore wasn't as knowing amongst the population

jolly gorge
robust thicket
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I relate to this image ^^

jolly gorge
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some dude was like

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"DAY 1 OF ASKING COMMUNITY MANAGER TO REVERT THE ICON"

heady cradle
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gonna cook his fungus ass

jolly gorge
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I like mushrooms

hollow pond
robust thicket
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NOOOO! You will end up in The Last of Us

hollow pond
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Is Willie an Ork?

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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i realize i havent cooked them in a looong time

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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i used to add them to everything

plain token
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hungry willie

heady cradle
hollow pond
jolly gorge
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CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY

heady cradle
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back then you had sword to cleave the skulls of the undead

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now its way more populated

jolly gorge
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bro sounds like a general

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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"The server tag change shall persist"

heady cradle
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and guns the only real available weapon in use is LOUD

jolly gorge
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motto potential

robust thicket
heady cradle
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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LOL

robust thicket
jolly gorge
heady cradle
robust thicket
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Reading comprehension went bye bye

jolly gorge
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It reminds me of that one plant

hollow pond
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I got it from a random reel

jolly gorge
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Willies vs Zombies (Plants vs Zombies reference)

robust thicket
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it reminds me of FNAF for some reason. "ar ar ar ar ar ar ar"

heady cradle
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how did we go from talking about halfsword to this

jolly gorge
robust thicket
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Half Sword is love, Half Sword is life

jolly gorge
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i apply half sword philosophy when i eat for example

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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presses E to pick up fork
stabs food and misses

heady cradle
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alt

jolly gorge
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yes like a pokey

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pokey bowl

heady cradle
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should i record myself being one punch man for the lols in halfsword or no

robust thicket
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then when you miss you can yell "Raggamuffin" at the top of your lungs

hollow delta
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Theres no fucking shot i just witnessed caseoh giving moistcritical a tutorial on how to stab with a knife in half sword

robust thicket
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At least it's Bo Burnham :,)

robust thicket
robust thicket
hearty dove
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lmao

robust thicket
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it probably has way too many likes too

hollow pond
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I can check

robust thicket
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I have two gifs in mind for each outcome

hollow pond
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2,846.

jolly gorge
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it's like a pillow on a cloud

robust thicket
hollow pond
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I feel like the craziest part of that number is the fact that I’ve saved 10* that in reels

jolly gorge
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LMFAOOOOO

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"YOU KNOW THAT CLEAVER THEY BE USIN TO CUT STEAKS WITH IN THOSE VIDEOS"

robust thicket
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Bro is goated for posting my gifs

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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lmfao

robust thicket
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Also he put me on ngl, I did not love the double tap stabbing, I use alt stab but both got uses

jolly gorge
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I love just hearing these two big youtubers discussing half sword as learners

hollow pond
robust thicket
jolly gorge
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ye

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hes good

robust thicket
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I need to get better at throwing weapons too

hollow pond
jolly gorge
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i dont put in the effort though

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But throwing is what finally got me past commoner boss

robust thicket
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Yeah same, I learned how to grapple (some) and kick but not throwing weapons too too much

jolly gorge
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i see

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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i like kicking most of the time aside from halfswording and le usual whack

robust thicket
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bro is built like that tho

jolly gorge
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i've only thrown the beggar axe

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i mean beggar boss axe

robust thicket
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Same same, it throws so good tho

robust thicket
# hollow pond It has so much potential

The stab through the armor was cold. I just normally hold alt and do something similar with a quick swipe but have the quick tap is goated too, imma play w it some

hollow pond
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It’s good once you learn how to aim it

robust thicket
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I am doing pretty good with it so far but my aim is off and on lol

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sometimes it's unbeatable and other times I just keep hitting them with everything but the pointy bit

hollow pond
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I haven’t played in a month so I imagine I wouldn’t be any better

jolly gorge
hoary thunder
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Ha I legit won this round by KOing my opponent with a single swing

Armored combat is goofy with how random this is

jolly gorge
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You can double left-click stab while halfswording?

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What the joe mama?

mellow karma
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guys

robust thicket
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So for parrying, should I just be keeping my sword close to my chest and move it slightly or do I just let Willie do all the work. I have had mixed results

mellow karma
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whats the best weapon yall think

hoary thunder
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Cast iron pan

robust thicket
mellow karma
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lol

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big candle stick carries in the old demo

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actually

robust thicket
still river
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is there a way of playing multiplayer?

robust thicket
still river
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damn game is fire tho

mellow karma
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games prtty nice

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but its like too high quality

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they should make a potatoest quality

jolly gorge
mellow karma
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or js potato

jolly gorge
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Long candlestick for my common militia, small candlestick for the officers

robust thicket
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This is true

mellow karma
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how

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they should make candlesticks natural

jolly gorge
mellow karma
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to get while rolling for a gear

robust thicket
mellow karma
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lol

hollow pond
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I beat the Baron with a candlestick in abyss, it’s such a good weapon

hoary thunder
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I beat the Baron with a paddle

robust thicket
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The best weapon some would say (someone is me)

mellow karma
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whats the name for the first boss in abyss?

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i forgot

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orrr

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idk the name

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even

robust thicket
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The massive baseball bat with massive metal spikes is pretty clutch too (the offical name)

heady cradle
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the best weapon in the game is a nasa computer

mellow karma
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no

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the old boss

robust thicket
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^^ Let Tetowah cook

mellow karma
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with the scythe

hoary thunder
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Nah but hear me out

Poleaxe

heady cradle
mellow karma
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awesome

jolly gorge
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it's halfsword time

mellow karma
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tch

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im og

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😎

robust thicket
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I wanna be newG and have access to the full game RIGHT NOW

mellow karma
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the first boss in the old demo have a scythe as far as i remember

jolly gorge
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punched a guy so hard my sword came out of my scabbard and decaptiated the poor fellow

heady cradle
robust thicket
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I punched a guy

heady cradle
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i punched

jolly gorge
robust thicket
mellow karma
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aight afk

heady cradle
# robust thicket a guy

if the fbi searches my image folder ill have alot to explain on why i have 78 photos of decapticated willies

jolly gorge
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willies

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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headless willies does not look good for your digital footprint

robust thicket
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Oh so about my parry question

heady cradle
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nothing saves you from the good oll farmers axe

heady cradle
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ez

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and stab them 28 times

mellow karma
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guys

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i once cutted a guys head in half

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in playtest

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i can like

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see his brains

robust thicket
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I can't upload images :o

mellow karma
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it was terrifying

heady cradle
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we have determined that your injury was not from your service

mellow karma
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normal

robust thicket
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OH won't we be able to see like eyes pop out, bones, and like guts when the game comes out? I know they used to be a thing

mellow karma
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yea

robust thicket
mellow karma
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i only can see the guts come out

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tho

heady cradle
hollow pond
mellow karma
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rn?

heady cradle
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english went bye bye

robust thicket
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Yeah but I thought they actually had guts that would fall out and eye balls

mellow karma
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they di

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do

hollow pond
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And then it created another folder called screenshots and I felt immensely disappointed

robust thicket
mellow karma
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do anyone play dnd here

robust thicket
heady cradle
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live leak of the back of the whillie

mellow karma
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lol

hollow pond
robust thicket
# heady cradle

Beautiful but I need the guts to fall out with physics >:) oh oh and eye balls

mellow karma
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he looks terrified

hollow pond
heady cradle
mellow karma
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yea

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how can he still be alive

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tho

heady cradle
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i turned off his pain and made him infinite consious

mellow karma
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oh

heady cradle
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so he is suffering also with his chest and arms broken

robust thicket
mellow karma
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how can u make him infinite concious tho

robust thicket
heady cradle
heady cradle
robust thicket
heady cradle
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MY COMPUTER

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GOD HELP IT

mellow karma
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how can i put mods

robust thicket
mellow karma
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to half sword

heady cradle
mellow karma
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tell me tutor

hollow pond
robust thicket
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I was too scared to do that, so I did manual lol

mellow karma
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DAWG

heady cradle
robust thicket
mellow karma
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THEY RECREATING HUMAN BODY NOW

robust thicket
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I can't wait to die from a heart attack in the middle of combat because my Willie is scared

mellow karma
heady cradle
hollow pond
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I don’t understand how they made this without actual references.

mellow karma
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nah nah nah

robust thicket
mellow karma
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theyre stealing dead bodies

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and opening them up like in dead space

robust thicket
heady cradle
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halfsword dev versus doctor who has more knowledge

robust thicket
heady cradle
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about the human body

soft osprey
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And human anatomy isn’t exactly a hidden thing

heady cradle
mellow karma
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btw chat

heady cradle
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what

mellow karma
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i play half sword in steam

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yall playing it on steam too right

soft osprey
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Yes epic games store is lame

robust thicket
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Nah I am playing it on my Wii with a Wii remote

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Just got the new Half Sword VR

heady cradle
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different gasses

mellow karma
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dude

hollow pond
mellow karma
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i play it on the ps1 actually

robust thicket
mellow karma
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'graphics awesome

robust thicket
hollow pond
robust thicket
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EXACTLY

heady cradle
robust thicket
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"doctor" right right

heady cradle
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which i shudder about what he thinks about the patients

hollow pond
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Regardless, a paramedic saw the gore and said “wow that’s rigor mortis this is incredibly realistic” so…

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That’s something

heady cradle
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the devs are either doctur or serial killers

hollow pond
robust thicket
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they are both but I just can't prove it yet

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WAIT I can use GIFs now

heady cradle
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update 2.0

robust thicket
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and I can upload pictures wow

heady cradle
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surgery with willie

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imagine they add in surgery for doctors to practice on

robust thicket
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UH I am a content creator too...how do I get the tag >:)

heady cradle
# robust thicket LMAO

pov your surgeon buddy is on a bad mouse and he accidentally slices through THE ENTIRE NEck

robust thicket
mellow karma
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ok guys

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i got my hs enhancer

robust thicket
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This aura farm and death was relatable

mellow karma
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it has an instruction i might do it

robust thicket
mellow karma
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ahyug

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wdym f1 tho

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i havent modded EVER

robust thicket
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At least you died cool ee

robust thicket
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should open the menu

heady cradle
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bro tried to aura farm

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ye handless'

hollow delta
heady cradle
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anyways

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wanna see me do it again?

mellow karma
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yay

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I DID IT

robust thicket
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No lie, double clickin for poke is game changer

jolly gorge
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xartosh

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u blew my mind

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with the hammer bit of a pollaxe

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I never thought about thrusting while halfswording

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I've always went side-to-side for that

mellow karma
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hey @robust thicket how do i spawn my hack tab again

mellow karma
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why i cant

jolly gorge
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i never even thought about double-left-click thrust while halfswording

robust thicket
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I rebinded mine to F1

mellow karma
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oh lol

jolly gorge
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are you that good with aiming your thrusts outside of half-swording

robust thicket
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The video won't play :O

jolly gorge
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why is u sad

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I'm sowwy

robust thicket
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The video loaded and it was cleaaaaan

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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LMFAOOOO

jolly gorge
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im gonna try thrusting this way

robust thicket
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This should make thrusting easier

jolly gorge
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i never experimented with thrusting much cuz i suck. hopefully half swording while doing it feels better

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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Holy cow I suck

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(Pardon the iPhone medium) @robust thicket @wheat leaf
I thrusted inside of him and let go of my sword, then he picked up MY sword and embedded HIS sword into my leg

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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Two of my favorite sallets going at it

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Open sallet with rondels vs blackened integral-visored sallet

robust thicket
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I have become the very thing I despise a pitchfork user who pokes

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I blame Caseoh

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"I pray let me go hands unharmed" (but they are actively missing both arms)

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also that is what they are saying, correct lol?

cedar siren
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hi guys

robust thicket
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Hello!

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I still prefer alt poke but now I do use click click poke too

jolly gorge
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i managed to get this going

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
robust thicket
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Practice makes perfect or death but still

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also do you guys use lock on or free look?

jolly gorge
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I'm in the crappiest spoilance: a paddle, two hammers, and two armets

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this is some flea market ass spoilance

jolly gorge
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I probably lock on most of the time at full power, and periodically briefly disable when I have something up my sleeves

robust thicket
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I just stepped on a sword in my Abyss run and now I am missing a foot :,)

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Waddle waddle...till the very next day :(

jolly gorge
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i was thinking of getting an arming cap but i realize a beanie with the two cords would probably be more accessible and convenient

jolly gorge
carmine violet
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Im new to the server when is the full game coming out

robust thicket
robust thicket
carmine violet
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Amazing cant wait thenk yoi

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You

robust thicket
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no way you just did a lil twirl with the axe

robust thicket
robust thicket
heady cradle
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*thrust

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anyways poor dude

jolly gorge
sour kite
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"poor dude" and its that fucking guy from mouthwashing

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good lord

runic portal
jolly gorge
robust thicket
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uhhh last vid you sent at the start

jolly gorge
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sparks you ever try bleeding blades?

sour kite
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discord sucks at statuses

robust thicket
jolly gorge
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yeah LOL

robust thicket
# runic portal

Oh that was just me playing while I was building my new PC, logical

runic portal
sour kite
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oh my god its kasane teto

jolly gorge
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I mainly liked it for the Hundred Years War maps. Not too big on the ancient stuff.

heady cradle
clear vortex