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spear npcs when u walk to the left while attacking
I think you're feeling worn down from moderating. I sympathize.
No extra catch. No gotcha. No "everybody point and laugh".
Genuinely. This server is hell to moderate for free.
Well, it'd be hell to moderate either way.
But money would soothe the pain.
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bing bong fuck ya life
That’s funnier than the joke
when i say people who actively seek to become a moderator are either looking for power or status this is what i mean
why tf do you want to babysit children and grown ass men who act like children
Yeah I've said multiple times that no one in their right mind would WANT to moderate a server for free.
I don't really know why any of you do it.
Seriously hats off to you guys. A lot of us here are punks
lol I'd love to be this poor farmer
tries to grapple armored knight
gets drug backwards beaten with a mace until leg is probally shattered
still tried to fight me
I'm happy to sit back and argue with people then make fun of the mods who have to clean up.
i literally only went mod because someone recommended me
they know no fear.
read the manga instead until tybw
the manga is better up until then cus
the tybw manga was rushed
Its not too bad tbh
and i love it when they show 0 regard for injury just indominable spirit
Spotting furries in the wild is crazy man. I know so many of yall. (and actually have a sona myself but that's a story for another day)
mod propaganda
You would have to give me early access to mod here.
we are legion
I for one find it fun
And it helps the day go by faster at work
Thats because you're a sociopath
as a mod of much smaller servers it is chill
Psychopath* idiot
yes but you have the ability and patience to somehow treat trolls seriously.
I have a kid
Kids are trolls
To the extreme
Dude will come in here and talk about israel in half sword and you will be like "hmmm I will give you a chance to willfully connect the two"
Ah. that explains it.
Yeah that one was something
i've been in the game for long enough to not care
letting idiots ramble on is honestly entertaining to partake in
god put me on this green earth to abuse my powers and switch up on the members i've bonded with before i went mod
chrome modpack shut down my pc bru
Skill issue.
best part of cast iron
crunch
Not to be a parrot, but it really is so out of place seeing a furr in a non-aligned location.
I'm mildly stunlocked.
I'm much more used to stealth infiltration.
I mean, as a Scholar of the First Cringe, you would be stunlocked.
They've gone far past the first cringe.
The internet has evolved. Furries are no longer cringe. Or well, not AS cringe. They're not a cringe symbol.
Everyone is welcome here
Well not everyone
Moderation sucks
Moderators are the worst
And not welcome here
Oh, make no mistake, there's no malice in my observation.
Yeah, no, I meant it.
Oh I know, didnt take it like that. I was just saying, everyone’s welcome here so you’ll see all types of people
Furries aren't the "everyone point and laugh" thing anymore.
There's probably more furries in here than you think. Lots aren't really super open about it cause why be really?
I like furry stuff.
Many such cases.
Why else would I be stunned to find furrs here if I wasn't familiar with the normal gatherings?
It's like seeing your doctor at the grocery store. The context is all wrong and it muddles the recognition indicators in your brain.
Hmm, we shall spare your home from your ISP throttling your connection for now
and by we i mean not me Im a medical furry not a IT sorcery furry
Friendly fire isn't tolerated anyway.
or is it
Oh this reminded me, a comedian I follow did a show at a furcon and it was hilarious.
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lmao
Genuinely this guy did so much research into furries just to do one show.
I love the collective anthro community so much because there's the chill side and the absolutely diabolical hellions side and the lines are both extremely clear but hard to discern.
If you're Half sword Developer from future
Please don't sell your studio above 40% to Tencent and other company
Weird comment.
That's one vicious kick
and were in every corner of nerdiness you can think of on all platforms
its easier to find a furry than not find one online heh
Furry monster
They deserve Zornhau
You're a weirdo, guy.
i challenge ye to a duel
come to my local HEMA group
Hating on furries is so 2008
There's a reason it's known to have sleeper cells and spies.
They could be in this very room, it could be you, it could be me, it could even be...
hm, i have reason to hate furries, but not all
if fursuits werent so expensive id love to do a longsword duel in fursuit heh
That'll do some damage
Walk into the IT department
Hey, who left their head here?
i wish i could make money and not spend it on expensive hobbies and college how does one unlock this
Try not having money.
That's what I do.
Finals next week bby.
I fucking hate it here.
i got two weeks till finals
is this game still supposed to release this year i havent been following
The ultimate challenge should have been designed and not random opponents
hm, try to sell something
Yeah generally speaking, furry convention attending furries have a very high average socioeconomic standing.
i shall sell my kidneys to pay for college
High correlation of having science brain and feeling a little fuzzy/scaley on the inside.
You won't catch me at a con.
In fact, I won't be caught at all.
i wanna go but money
I'm going back undercover, this conversation never happened.
I mean you are a SCHOLAR of the FIRST CRINGE.
You have to learn about furries.
It's in the name.
Tell Control the network is running well.
my fav is having people ask me IT stuff and Im over here with medical knoweldge unknowing about the sorcery that is computers heh
Yes, I'm just on a very long, enthusiastic work-study programn within the enemy ranks.
That's all.
do the college you aim have scholarship path?
If I didn't hate math I would absolutely be tricking rocks into thinking for me with runes and electricity.
if i get accepted for them heh
try to win it
Instead I'm speccing charisma.
you see my track record is well no mercy :3
so u get cheap price
$120k expected is not that bad for the feilds im aiming for
i can pay that off no time im sure
I love this guy, hes really funny as is
Graduation soonish as well, I've never been more dead inside.
Is kriegmesser a katana but better?
im going for either nursing or a biology feild depenidng on my next semester and if i get accepted into nursing school
:3
this is the very type of conversation that this server isnt for
I open loot boxes for a living.
Oh boy, salary twin.
right? Guy has that flamboyant charisma.
my bad
This is true.
i keep people from being opened like lootboxes for a living yay ems
I sell lootboxes for a living.
The trinity.
I buy storage units. Pretty much giant loot boxes.
I think theres other channels for talking about not halfsword
Like what even is catfish
General.
What are you the halfsword police
mini mod lol
Yeah it's fine, lol, we talk about halfsword when there's something to talk about.
I'm sure clueless would come kick us if it was warranted.
You're free to post a clip or talk about halfsword.
my fav part about halfsword is being able to halfsword and just magically cut through armor
and is tasty
Half-sword AKA The Clipping stance.
My blade now phases through matter, die.
I will say that if the game comes out during finals I might just suck-start a shotgun.
Half sword themselves just commented on my youtube video HOLY CRAP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU9d0L29xvg&t=4s
lol
skill issue. Computer doesn't have enough ADP levels.
Farm The Rotten for a while.
Maybe Giant Lord if you have dark damage.
Hope you got my dm
guys im a small youtuber and halfsword themselves just commented on my video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU9d0L29xvg&t=4s this proves i found a secret version of halfsword
Get a load of this guy.
ill try
Now post the link to the build
The one you posted earlier
The one I deleted but was incorrect about
If anyone wants to try the earliest version of halfsword available
Here it is
crazy how i discovered this.
It’s genuinely been a long time since the last person discovered it haha
Or at least posted about it
i researched all about it but nothing came up i thought i was the first
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
Not bad
First ever version of halfsword btw https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hK3xUdccOWq8Lf_egEkEG00VrjEuBwtI/view?usp=sharing Just to let you know
brutal, and technical !
i just got this game
and i love it already
my question is how do i unlock more ranks
so after playing for a bit I got to a great champion a bit far back (I can't quite remember which one) and once I died, I was sent to the abyss. When I returned back to lobby my character progression was gone. Is this normal, and can I get my rank back after doing so
i wonder if its more like the richer you are the more likely you are to be a furry, rather than the other way around
Yeah theres a great champion at the end of each rank. If you die you start at rank 0 beggar, and must work your way back up. You can play free play to restart from the same class
You can hold g to lose 1 rank rather than restart, as long as you dont die first
Another tip for later, if you chose a weapon that you dont like, you just have to win one match then return to menu to reroll
Oh my bad youre asking about the abyss, yes you can earn your life back but youll be rank 0 and you have to beat the last boss you killed
yo chat im boutta start reading Hajime no Ippo
how many chapters are there until it ends
1500+
ig this is what 600 hours of playtime looks like
fr?
yep
dang
800 actually
what year did it end in
😔
its still going and has been for 35 years
perfect the craft
also its a 4.3 so the manga is pretty good
play
4.3/5
how many times have you beaten the game?
not as much as you'd think
i don't play gauntlet unless it's to get to certain bosses for demonstration videos
how do you like to kill your opponents? i like doing the sword chokehold thing and splitting them in half
what my barber does instead of "a bit off the top"
ouch
Why does ultimate challenge enemies sometimes drop armor and sometimes not
Is it falling through the map
guys, i saw the faq about multiplayer, but will it have local coop/ some type of lan multiplayer in early access?
Yes
if its random chance then thats dumb, its not an ultimate challenge if every run gives different amounts of weapons and armor, and completely random opponents
Ty
I was peaking through a windoe
Really was hoping for a duel lol
I've become alittle to use to doing tricks
back at pc with time to kill and clips to post
huh
casoeh is streaming the game right now
the only time it goes about 40k anymore on twitch
I miss the olden days
i hope on full release they let us play older versions, i miss the old bosses so much
this u? @sleek gull
Sure looks like it!
Your opponent demonstrated some arena camouflage
does anyone know how to like reset the rank or fight any rank i want cause im on knight but i wanna fight as commoner or militia
and not have to fight a fully geared knight
I'm honestly confused if these are my clips, or if you somehow got a hold of my save file lol
p sure u gave it to him for hs7 banner
I didn't give it to clueless. Which means Mace is in trouble.
such vigor and aggression...
Nice one thay
😛
I feel violated, but I'm not clear how.
how come?
i'm just reposting your clips for you
- View the Main Menu
- On the right, click Free Mode
Gauntlet Mode = Rank progression
Free Mode = Flexibility
Abyss (via the red button) = Rank progression in the abyss, which does not save sessions
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@sleek gull i like the handling of your sword
ok enough larp
somehow his arm clips through my sword
On the right, click free mode
ty
at what
i keep trying to do real longsword moves but these phsyics no happy lol
it's more akin to sekka-no-uchi
Someone mod me a tungsten cube weapon
the engine seems to really not like super powerful hits
Let me beat Willie to death with a square you have to dual wield just to pick up and can barely move
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if you turn up npc damage all the way, it crashes a lot
ukenagashi prioritizes moving yourself out of the way (sometimes) and (mostly) sliding the blade off
sekka-no-uchi is more a direct block/deflect
Fools guard is the best opening guard
we're gonna have to relearn the game with this new update I hope
my favorite part of the long sticks is that they're more powerful up close than at a distance
- curved blade
similar to how saber works that shit slide right off
hence why you see a lot of those rolling/momentum type parries in kenjutsu
@wheat leaf reverse grip aurafarming
flick
will they make it possible for bones to break anywhere? instead of just the neck, elbows and knees
@wheat leaf
this is sekka no uchi
@wheat leaf ukenagashi (ignore the inhuman way he pulls his sword back and against me when being hit)
willie stance with actual decent wideness...
@mental kelp you ever get a good posta di donna bind
colpo di villano disarm
what u mean striking from it
idk
In memory of old kick
barely if never use cuz its kinda ass
all them damn feints
horrible even
literally just italian wrath guard
but blocking and holding a sword there might be some insane aura
no but if it worked like irl it would be goated
you can do all seven strikes from posta di donna
but in hs u cant even do one cuz you always have to pull it out from its spot never strike right from
yah in game i mean
but when i say bind i mean something like this
zombified willie
ahoj
is it possible to beat the ultimate challenge without crashing?
handless
turn down EVERY SETTING
gore 0
blood 0
gentle mode
low quality
bro is it just me or is the axe consistently ruining my runs lol
Please add feature to remove specific pieces of armor on tiers
Specifically footwear.
Ave
i was fighting a willie with the wooden spade in spoilance and i hit him in the neck and idk how or why but he started choking on his blood like what happens when you stab him in the neck
internal bleeding
blunt force trauma
when do u guys think early access is gonna be
2025 or 2026
2026
are you sure about 2025
I'm giving a time frame
tomrrow
Idc about speculation
I'm not the person to approach for conspiracy theories
the year isnt over yet
Fr
there is still like 27 days
And didn't they say the staff are working hella hard too
yeah
games coming out now
Overtime if memory serves me right, especially for a stable game that still needs polishing
And even if it delays it's like whatever. we don't need it this month. The hype is just huge that's all
all im hoping is uh
optimization
So thats why idgaf if i think itll delay or not
I'm more concerned about my failing eyesight cuz I'm an old man
I need to see doctor
That'll be nice
my laptops gonna break down if they dont optimize the game
there will be optimization since the blood they used in this demo is a 3rd party plugin that caused allat crashes, they are working on their own blood
They probs know dat
i genuinely didnt know tbe game had that 😭
hopefullys more liquidy ish
its kinda like red beads rn
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i mean
thanks willie
bashing the dudes neck in with a spade and it not doing anything is unrealistic and other than the glitchy physics its pretty realistic
its 3rd party?
yeah, someone else made it and they got it from them
not made by halfsword devs
in early access they will have their own blood made by halfsword devs
i wish they add an ingame weapon or loadout maker
there are mods but it be more convient without them
When was dat
iirc they said they will add that
have u guys beaten the gauntlet
ye
furthermore they will add massive weapon customization
Does DX-11 or DX-12 give better preformance for you guys?
DX11 99.999% of the time
depends on yor card, if its high end dx12, if its medium-low end dx11
Apparently even high end rigs struggle to handle dx12
Some mod said I think
I dont know much about computers to say anythin on this
What does dx stand for
i heard some say they have rtx 40something and its helping their preformance by few frames
dx12 is only for me because i'm goated
Yeah I was just wondering about peoples personal experience. I have been testing on a high end rig
dx11 for the commoners
Whats dx
ouchies
Yes
direct x which is an invidia tning
I play on Epic personally because I see no FPS diff from high lol
Oh
that is not dx11 or dx12
Correct lmao
It is graphics settings
Alright well I tested DX12 and DX11 on a maxed rig (Epic Graphics) and I am getting maxed out FPS on DX11. Case Closed
CASE CLOSED
nasa computer?
Yeah :,) just upgraded
Went from 140 FPS to 240 FPS if you are curious lol
ah
i can barely handle low quality 720p buhurt
I switched my settings from 240 to 90 recently and it's not too bad of a downgrade. I don't notice too much
I briefly tried 60fps, where after a few days, I realized how much worse it's treating my combat
It's worth it
THE RAM
did you mean you switched the fps cap or ur graphics settings
Honestly 140 FPS feels nicer but I am gonna switch my sens and see
uhhh the ingame thing
ram too expensive
I know 🥹 I got a good deal and it still broke my wallet but everything is just gonna keep going up
im at uh 20-30fps
i think you just changed the fps cap which means yo werent even hitting 240 fps, you were probably getting 90 or something
my wallet is filled with cobwebs
360hz when? @devs
Same but...all I need is PC >:)
either that or your refresh rate isnt above 90
AH NEW QUESTION what FOV is everyone playing on and Graphics Settings
I must know
what is the combat difference
lowest settings in the entire multiverse
low FOV too 
fov the only one that is default
but uh
graphics look like from 2007
Ahh ya :,) I forgot how the graphics look when they go to Med/Low (still def worth it)
anyways is there a combat difference from 30 to 90 fps?
I would prolly say 100%
higher fps = smooth playing = more opportunities to see frames where u can strike
a lot
So basically it's not a skill issue, you can blame the frame rate
so basically more time to react?
90 fps is more responsive
Yeah because you are getting more visual info and it will just feel better overall
i mean i still obbliterate the willie population
Okay pop off goat 
yeah and the game would feel more responsive making you way better
Y’all get 90 FPS?
not me but i would love it
I'm very sluggish when game settings are at 60fps
I'm losing when I'm making winning moves
so free + skill
so I was like "ok something definitely needs to change"
All you need is 30 FPS
All you need is joe
I wonder how much better or worse the game will run when it comes out
the only real bad thing i noticed is sometimes the enemies baldes clip through my blade when i block
It’s not some highly competitive shooter where every frame counts
I'm very curious too
Not yet 
well not really free, after all you need a pc powerful enough to run it and a monitor thats 90 hz or more
I don't doubt their optimization efforts but my laptop barely handles War of Rights for example
...if only it was free
Yeah I think they will improve preformance but some maps will probably be too pretty and intense to run for some peeps BUT MODDERS can come in clutch
if online multiplayer ever gets added frame rate is going to be a huge difference
i mean like its easier than having bad pc
so less practice on doing precise movements
yeah
I don’t think it’ll matter too much honestly
Yeah I want it and then it would be a competitive shooter because crossbows n guns >:)
I'm just imagining that I'd have to play Half Sword with "3 chunk render distance" like minecraft LOOOOOL
responsive game = good game
NOOOOO mods help w Minecraft but I need to see at least 12 :,) + shaders
lol
that one 240 frame guy killing you before you even see it onscreen
switching to your dagger is always faster than reloading your crossbow
I forgot how many chunks is short distance so I went on the extreme number
mines 6
My beta minecraft don't tell me how many chunks "tiny" is
with sodium
Good game = responsive game, responsive game =/= good game
What if you American reload, throw the crossbow down, and switch to your fully loaded second crossbow
Ahh I get you I get you
yees
imagine the dude with super high ping and fps just deflecting arrows midair
I hope that one 240 frame guy has a lovely Christmas like the bastard he is
and then switch to your loaded bow, and then switch to your loaded sling, and then switch to your loaded throwing axe
eeh depends but the same logic that applies to fps games applies to this game
more frames means u can see ur enemy like a second before them, in sword fights thats a huge advantage because that will apply to moves
I can NOT wait to do this! or bleed out trying
i might die from sheer hardware skill issue
and your loaded rocks and your loaded gunpowder barrel and your loaded gun with loaded gun powder in the barrel of your loaded gunpowder gun
take your powder, take your gun. report to general willieton
the game is going to be smoother and more responsive and gives you like a second of extra reaction time which against someone that has like 30 fps is an advantage
you will survive and kills Willie's! THE DEVS will increase preformance or we will make a potato mod 😮💨
sometimes the enemies blade literally go through my sword because the fps is just that bad
Forbidden Lightsaber trick
NOO YOU typed it faster
i basically adopted dodge tactic with sword
I respect your ball knowledge
lol
The difference between 60 and 30 FPS isn’t as great as you think it is
im not very knowledgable lol
i dont watch star wars if thats wat u mean
I adopted spin kicks >:) but grappling is pretty dead with this grip system at the moment :(
nah im talking about 90 to 30
Oh
youre right 60 and 30 isnt that much
Yeah that’s a bit of a difference
(me either) but we both know about the lightsaber thing >:)
stable is probably greater difference
lel
yeah but its not that big of a difference if theyre both stable 30-60
We could have said 60 - 120 but this game seems to run bad for people at the moment :,)
This part of your bio is cracking me up: "I am yes"
Is that a reference cuz it's amazingly goofy sounding
Like I wanna start saying it
Most people have a skill issue
It's not a reference 😭 I'm just a goofy ahh character for real
NOOOO I DONT HAVE GIF PERMS
real
it's amazing
Also where's that dude that was protesting the mushroom tag
I appreciate it :,) and you should start sayin it fr fr
Is the protest even present
new phrase obtained
Mushroom tag? I need the lore
this is like a quest
Is the protest in the room with us?
Okay Willie is a fungus
so the tag symbol for half sword was a mushroom because community lore described willie as a fungus, explaining how he multiplies
I assume Mcwonderbeast switched it to a more relevant Sword icon because the Mushroom lore wasn't as knowing amongst the population
lmao oh they are cookin
some people don't think they cookin cuz they replaced it LEL
I relate to this image ^^
global warming
gonna cook his fungus ass
I like mushrooms
I misinterpreted that
NOOOO! You will end up in The Last of Us
Is Willie an Ork?
same, they are fire
i realize i havent cooked them in a looong time
...I hope we get different enemy types, also named Willie, I hope the mod community is b-b-bussin
i used to add them to everything
hungry willie
we will get frank
ngl zombie outbreak in medieval time is way easier than today
Konrad, Frank… those are the only two I know tbh
b-b-b bussin more like... p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (ma ma ma ma)
CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY
back then you had sword to cleave the skulls of the undead
now its way more populated
:O they exist? We need Orc and Goblins, they could do some crazy stuff tho. The dragon we see on some of the art they have of people playin it would be a cool feature lol
"The server tag change shall persist"
and guns the only real available weapon in use is LOUD
motto potential
way more zombie population tho
yeah thats what i mean
bro cooked with this
LOL
Oh my fault
no worries
we be illiterate sometimes
Reading comprehension went bye bye
this is beautiful
11/10
I got it from a random reel
Willies vs Zombies (Plants vs Zombies reference)
it reminds me of FNAF for some reason. "ar ar ar ar ar ar ar"
how did we go from talking about halfsword to this
because half sword is applicable to many things
Yeah it is
Half Sword is love, Half Sword is life
i apply half sword philosophy when i eat for example
I knew it 
presses E to pick up fork
stabs food and misses
should i record myself being one punch man for the lols in halfsword or no
then when you miss you can yell "Raggamuffin" at the top of your lungs
Theres no fucking shot i just witnessed caseoh giving moistcritical a tutorial on how to stab with a knife in half sword
I might need to peep
1:58:30 on this video https://youtu.be/tBh-qvIs_M8?si=HK2gw6LFO_xpjzNH
At least it's Bo Burnham :,)
Bro came in clutch w the time stamps
That shi was so random LMAO
lmao
it probably has way too many likes too
I can check
I have two gifs in mind for each outcome
2,846.
God I love how warm the brass and drums sound
it's like a pillow on a cloud
I feel like the craziest part of that number is the fact that I’ve saved 10* that in reels
Bro is goated for posting my gifs
LOL just heard this too
lmfao
Also he put me on ngl, I did not love the double tap stabbing, I use alt stab but both got uses
I love just hearing these two big youtubers discussing half sword as learners
Double tap is great in half swording
100% (Caseoh is a pro tho)
Bout to lock in with tappin. I see some people go crazy in First Person but I have rarely touched it
I need to get better at throwing weapons too
It has so much potential
I'd like to be good at that too
i dont put in the effort though
But throwing is what finally got me past commoner boss
Yeah same, I learned how to grapple (some) and kick but not throwing weapons too too much
i see
I have only thrown the big axe and spear lol
i like kicking most of the time aside from halfswording and le usual whack
bro is built like that tho
lol
i've only thrown the beggar axe
i mean beggar boss axe
Same same, it throws so good tho
The stab through the armor was cold. I just normally hold alt and do something similar with a quick swipe but have the quick tap is goated too, imma play w it some
It’s good once you learn how to aim it
I am doing pretty good with it so far but my aim is off and on lol
sometimes it's unbeatable and other times I just keep hitting them with everything but the pointy bit
I haven’t played in a month so I imagine I wouldn’t be any better
wait a gosh darn minute
Ha I legit won this round by KOing my opponent with a single swing
Armored combat is goofy with how random this is
guys
So for parrying, should I just be keeping my sword close to my chest and move it slightly or do I just let Willie do all the work. I have had mixed results
whats the best weapon yall think
Cast iron pan
Still that big candle stick ngl
You'd be locked in
is there a way of playing multiplayer?
Not currently
damn game is fire tho
games prtty nice
but its like too high quality
they should make a potatoest quality
i love me sticks
or js potato
Long candlestick for my common militia, small candlestick for the officers
This is true
and organic
to get while rolling for a gear
They gotta cosplay as Half Life Combines tho "Hey pick up that can" or whatever he says
lol
LOL!!!!!
I beat the Baron with a candlestick in abyss, it’s such a good weapon
I beat the Baron with a paddle
candle stick or hoe
The best weapon some would say (someone is me)
The massive baseball bat with massive metal spikes is pretty clutch too (the offical name)
the best weapon in the game is a nasa computer
^^ Let Tetowah cook
with the scythe
Nah but hear me out
Poleaxe
isnt the first boss axe guy
awesome
it's halfsword time
I wanna be newG and have access to the full game RIGHT NOW
the first boss in the old demo have a scythe as far as i remember
punched a guy so hard my sword came out of my scabbard and decaptiated the poor fellow
i punched a guy so hard it snapped his neck and he died on the spot
I punched a guy
i punched
the tibetan monk technique
That is hilarious tho
a guy
aight afk
if the fbi searches my image folder ill have alot to explain on why i have 78 photos of decapticated willies
willies
Oh I relate to this....and I be takin the prettiest pictures of their teef showin
headless willies does not look good for your digital footprint
Oh so about my parry question
nothing saves you from the good oll farmers axe
echem 👀
just beat their blade to the side
ez
and stab them 28 times
I can't upload images :o
it was terrifying
we have determined that your injury was not from your service
normal
OH won't we be able to see like eyes pop out, bones, and like guts when the game comes out? I know they used to be a thing
yea
Insurance will not be covering that
we can still see the guts and the internal oragans
I called my folder “liveleak”
rn?
english went bye bye
Yeah but I thought they actually had guts that would fall out and eye balls
And then it created another folder called screenshots and I felt immensely disappointed
LMAO banger folder name
do anyone play dnd here
This was my worry and that's why I haven't touched it
live leak of the back of the whillie
lol
It didn’t affect anything atleast
Beautiful but I need the guts to fall out with physics >:) oh oh and eye balls
Pins
eyeball fell out of here
he looks terrified
He looks like a zombie
yeah he kinda is
i turned off his pain and made him infinite consious
oh
so he is suffering also with his chest and arms broken
OH MY GOD! I need this 5 years ago + mods and I just need it. My friends already hate watching me play and that is soooooo much better :D
how can u make him infinite concious tho
did you look at the pins :O
what
jesus christ
Mod called Half Sword Enhancer
how can i put mods
MY LUST FOR BLOOD!
to half sword
just run the executable
tell me tutor
Not to mention the fact that they’re considering simulating organs
I was too scared to do that, so I did manual lol
DAWG
its ass simple as downloading the file and running its exe
I love these devs, I can give them a fat smooch
THEY RECREATING HUMAN BODY NOW
I can't wait to die from a heart attack in the middle of combat because my Willie is scared
i still dk how tho
what are these devs getting the cocain to do this so quickly?
I don’t understand how they made this without actual references.
nah nah nah
You type in, Half Sword mods, go to Nexus, got to top rated mods, and read
QUICKER QUICKER MORE COKE
halfsword dev versus doctor who has more knowledge
........they could have a way
about the human body
And human anatomy isn’t exactly a hidden thing
solving homelessness one way or another
btw chat
what
Yes epic games store is lame
i play it with Co2
different gasses
dude
I mean, I’ve used anatomy textbooks so… it’s possible
i play it on the ps1 actually
I just sleep and dream about playin
'graphics awesome
^^ they put in the work fr fr
Especially not if you have a knife on hand!
EXACTLY
theres probably a licensed doctor in the dev team
"doctor" right right
which i shudder about what he thinks about the patients
Galaxyhighmarshal is responsible for the blood VFX, not sure if he worked on the gore itself
Regardless, a paramedic saw the gore and said “wow that’s rigor mortis this is incredibly realistic” so…
That’s something
hmmm
the devs are either doctur or serial killers
This makes me excited ._.
Both is good
update 2.0
and I can upload pictures 
UH I am a content creator too...how do I get the tag >:)
LMAO
pov your surgeon buddy is on a bad mouse and he accidentally slices through THE ENTIRE NEck
pov your surgeon is on 30 FPS, so he doesn't see that you are bleeding out until it's too late
This aura farm and death was relatable
it has an instruction i might do it
Now hit F1 and boom battabing
At least you died cool ee
The key that looks like F1 on your keyboard
should open the menu
atp im surprised u didnt cleave him
i have my ways
anyways
wanna see me do it again?
No lie, double clickin for poke is game changer
xartosh
u blew my mind
with the hammer bit of a pollaxe
I never thought about thrusting while halfswording
I've always went side-to-side for that
hey @robust thicket how do i spawn my hack tab again
F1
why i cant
i never even thought about double-left-click thrust while halfswording
Sorry it's INSERT
I rebinded mine to F1
oh lol
are you that good with aiming your thrusts outside of half-swording
The video won't play :O
Prolly
The video loaded and it was cleaaaaan
Too good at thrusting
LMFAOOOO
SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS
im gonna try thrusting this way
This should make thrusting easier
i never experimented with thrusting much cuz i suck. hopefully half swording while doing it feels better
Double Tapping is the way, I am a changed man
Holy cow I suck
(Pardon the iPhone medium) @robust thicket @wheat leaf
I thrusted inside of him and let go of my sword, then he picked up MY sword and embedded HIS sword into my leg
Well at least you have a new fashion statement
Two of my favorite sallets going at it
Open sallet with rondels vs blackened integral-visored sallet
I have become the very thing I despise a pitchfork user who pokes
I blame Caseoh
"I pray let me go hands unharmed" (but they are actively missing both arms)
also that is what they are saying, correct lol?
hi guys
i managed to get this going
Greetings
Yea, I'm not anywhere as comfortable with click click as I am with alt, even though I still suck with alt
Practice makes perfect or death but still
also do you guys use lock on or free look?
I'm in the crappiest spoilance: a paddle, two hammers, and two armets
this is some flea market ass spoilance
I use both a lot
I probably lock on most of the time at full power, and periodically briefly disable when I have something up my sleeves
I just stepped on a sword in my Abyss run and now I am missing a foot :,)
Waddle waddle...till the very next day :(
i was thinking of getting an arming cap but i realize a beanie with the two cords would probably be more accessible and convenient
sad abyss but glorious reference to lighten things up
Im new to the server when is the full game coming out
As all things should be
Hopefully this month :,)
no way you just did a lil twirl with the axe
Same here and of course
This is why physics based games are the best
sorry I spilled the wine
Why tf have you played for 14 hours
Breaking News: Red paint factory blows up
I have only been playing for like 2 hours :o but I have 100+ hours
uhhh last vid you sent at the start
sparks you ever try bleeding blades?
Watch the stupidest kill ever by kestrel0906 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
discord sucks at statuses
I have not (is this a Roblox game?)
yeah LOL
i have 358
Oh that was just me playing while I was building my new PC, logical
Yea I see that
oh my god its kasane teto
I mainly liked it for the Hundred Years War maps. Not too big on the ancient stuff.
susie?
susie?