#halfsword-chat-⚔

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soft osprey
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YouTube, the discord, twitch streams, any platform you can think of probably

slow iris
vital perch
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honestly it's best if you avoid any topics regarding skin color/ethnicity

soft osprey
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I don’t think you get what the warning was for willipa

buoyant ravine
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goddamn bro a warning is too much. yall assumed the worst. not cool man. not cool.

signal wedge
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@naive holly

soft osprey
tender quest
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this can only end positively im sure

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video broken?

buoyant ravine
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i swear on my life by god strike me down full force im not racist i legit didnt know because my cousins are african and they legit told me stories about having a harsh childhood

gusty night
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I know the pain I can’t get past soldier in the gauntlet they just get magical powers that nullify the laws of physics

vital perch
mint wadi
soft osprey
mint wadi
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Yeah the warning was because of this. I can tell you that.

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You said what's the difference between African Americans and Africans.

vital perch
mint wadi
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As if they're the same.

buoyant ravine
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how is that racist

soft osprey
vital perch
slow iris
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you're the only half sword player who i could look at clips of and go 'wow i know who that is'

vital perch
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i'd like to know some server lore

tender quest
buoyant ravine
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racism is saying something i shouldnt say in their face

soft osprey
mint wadi
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It's racist to make generalizations about people because of their skin color.

buoyant ravine
vital perch
warped depot
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very good, clap clap

buoyant ravine
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look man just screw off yall stop bullying me i swear i didnt know let me be i love this server with all my life

soft osprey
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Let’s move on please if you have an issue with a moderator action or a moderator open a #modmail

vital perch
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we all are the same in some way

vital perch
soft osprey
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That’s right because we all love halfsword

vital perch
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one warning isn't getting yoy banned

meager torrent
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When is PvP dropping

vital perch
meager torrent
soft osprey
vital perch
soft osprey
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Now and you say fr

buoyant ravine
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JUST STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME! ALL OF YOU JUST LEAVE ME BE I DONT WANNA REMEMBER THIS SHIT

soft osprey
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Yeah literally right now

signal wedge
meager torrent
warped depot
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I don't think I'm very skilled but I beat the ultimate challenge

mint wadi
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I mean you're living up to your name.

soft osprey
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Back to halfsword

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Please

vital perch
signal wedge
warped depot
meager torrent
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If you really think about it, if you throw pineapples in a volcano, pigs will be able to transform into cars, eventually when the last pig transforms, we travel back to the Jurassic period, where we end up making rubix cubes that can time travel, eventually we make it to the present, and we find out we created 5 paradoxes and 3 of them destroy every universe

karmic ore
vital perch
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ya'll mods are no fun

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i thought you guys were cool because of gold names 😔

mint wadi
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They're not gold, they're PISS YELLOW

vital perch
warped depot
meager torrent
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How do i hypothetically do the local pvp

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Like how does it work

vital perch
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once EA releases

meager torrent
soft osprey
mental kelp
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Piss poor

soft osprey
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Yes

mint wadi
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Okay everybody take a look at my cool last stand clip.

signal wedge
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but you're not cool

vital perch
soft osprey
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There you go

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That’s what he meant

vital perch
soft osprey
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Because we can’t be the same

signal wedge
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that is what we tell easter

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I mean yeah

soft osprey
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I believe it too

vital perch
mint wadi
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I just got a slick vertical slice.

vital perch
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and then i can be cool.like you guys 😎

soft osprey
mint wadi
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Sliced him like Jamon Iberico ham.

signal wedge
vital perch
soft osprey
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Or through his window

vital perch
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ow

signal wedge
silver hemlock
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So when r multiplayer 1s getting added

mint wadi
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Why do people keep asking for mod

vital perch
mint wadi
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Why would you WANT to be a mod here.

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They don't get paid or get special perks.

soft osprey
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Often

silver hemlock
vital perch
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that's moai's mod mindset iirc

silver hemlock
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Ive waited long on halfsword

signal wedge
mighty nexusBOT
soft osprey
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Ever

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Anywhere

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In any server

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Ever

signal wedge
slow anchor
vital perch
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mods arguing in my half sword chat? satisfactory

slow anchor
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Acting like you haven't seen me in months

silver hemlock
signal wedge
sleek gull
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Its a Mod Family Squabble.

buoyant ravine
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I was literally timed out and you guys were still making fun of me. That’s not ‘calling someone out,’ that’s just bullying someone who can’t talk back. I already explained what happened and wanted the convo dropped. Maybe stop kicking me while I was muted. that wasn't cool even the mods joined in. now please lets just put this behind us I'm done.

soft osprey
buoyant ravine
silver hemlock
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Fatjer i need sugar

vital perch
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i'm on thin ice rn with 2 warns

soft osprey
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We didn’t even join in?!

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Tf

vital perch
soft osprey
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Just make a modmail in the future

buoyant ravine
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you didnt but he did

soft osprey
buoyant ravine
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let the mods know that their job is to bring authority in this server not join in the fucking bullying

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that wasnt cool at all

soft osprey
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Ok see you’re still dragging this shit out

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Make a modmail or be quiet

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Last chance

buoyant ravine
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ok ok im done

vital perch
signal wedge
vital perch
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can someone remind me how long does it take for warns to clear?

signal wedge
vital perch
buoyant ravine
vital perch
vital perch
signal wedge
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they do indeed

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my warns are lost media

buoyant ravine
soft osprey
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They “expire” eventually but if you get a certain amount you’ll be removed regardless

vital perch
soft osprey
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Ive been informed to not inform people anymore what that limit is

signal wedge
vital perch
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even the expired ones

slow anchor
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I could be wrong

vital perch
vital perch
signal wedge
buoyant ravine
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alright im gonna play some cod world at war. im kinda bored and sad

silver hemlock
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Ples father i need aghua

signal wedge
soft osprey
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I hope you have fun

vital perch
buoyant ravine
vital perch
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like if i get hyper pissed i take.a 10 min break

soft osprey
vital perch
soft osprey
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Nope

vital perch
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😔

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honestly who's the biggest punching bag in the mod team

soft osprey
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I practically hang myself up to be punched

vital perch
slow anchor
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And I always take the chance

vital perch
soft osprey
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I would

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I suck

vital perch
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i wish i could say something

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if i'm reconsidering saying something it's best to not say it at all

soft osprey
vital perch
slow anchor
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I keep forgetting this is a pretty big server

soft osprey
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I for one am looking forward to early access and the chaos it will bring

vital perch
slow anchor
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Remember blood day

vital perch
soft osprey
vital perch
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cough cough

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anyway

slow anchor
vital perch
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half swor

slow anchor
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Or in the holdiays

vital perch
soft osprey
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I’ll be around either way but cant focus unless it’s those days

vital perch
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ngl it's pretty quiet here given the fact it's midday in the US

vital perch
soft osprey
shy nimbus
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i cant wait any more for halfsword we need a release dateeee!😭

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is it still gonna release 2025?

soft osprey
shy nimbus
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yay are we gonna get a release date or is it just gonna drop one day before 2026

mental kelp
turbid swallow
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How do you get out of the abyss?

shy nimbus
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kill the boss

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from your previous level

turbid swallow
brittle bridge
desert acorn
brittle bridge
wicked depot
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Im trying to give first person a chance but how do you guys deal with the helmets

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I have a tiny sliver of perspective

wicked depot
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Ive never seen any annoying helmets obstructing peoples view in clips do they just avoid the annoying helmets?

brittle bridge
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yeah

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im pretty sure

wicked depot
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Makes sense

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whats the command for the directory list for this server

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like with the guilds

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its something adjacent to /help

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Im gonna ask the headbutt guild for weapon suggestions

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wicked depot
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Thanks

signal wedge
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yeah

latent apex
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I think I figured out how to downswing

ember flame
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it has to release 1 out of the 31st days this month so every day has a 1/31 chance of half sword release

signal wedge
feral marsh
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was the release date not originally november?

signal wedge
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we're almost there

signal wedge
feral marsh
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gotcha thanks, looking forward to it

signal wedge
twilit escarp
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these things suck too much

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but they look beautiful when they work

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of course a mordhau player would post about this.

slow sparrow
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I wanted to say about this bcs i dont want racists here

twilit escarp
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mhm

slow sparrow
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And i dont think that anybode does

twilit escarp
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yeah that's the right idea, could've been done with a tad bit more tact though

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@signal wedge Sorry to bother you, but this gent does have a point

slow sparrow
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Yea,thx

twilit escarp
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ah, beaten to the punch

signal wedge
# slow sparrow Yea,thx

Instead of you posting the name of that person into the public discord perhaps it would be wise to make a #modmail about it instead.

signal wedge
humble iris
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why are people so racist 😡 😡

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thats BAD

slow sparrow
signal wedge
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But, moments passed so. Just keep that in mind

twilit escarp
humble iris
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edgy people!!!

signal wedge
supple grotto
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You guys think that the game will release on the 16th? HALF way through December?

slow sparrow
signal wedge
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😐

humble iris
supple grotto
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People from Atlantis always smell like fish it’s disgusting

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slow sparrow
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FUHHH YEA IVE GOT LEVEL 2

supple grotto
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Looks ai

wicked depot
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is this the helmet with good vision

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Thanks!

slow sparrow
supple grotto
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No I just don’t like Ai

slow sparrow
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Yea ngl

supple grotto
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Terrible for planet and people

wicked depot
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I dont know if I wanna reroll for both this sword and that variant of helmet maybe i should get that one mod

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Does it work with gauntlet the loadout mod?

slow sparrow
supple grotto
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Fair

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Not saying you can’t but I just don’t like ai

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Minor stuff like this if fine

oak pawn
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what up yall

slow sparrow
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Yea,i use ai mainly to make medieval chicken pictures with my mom lol

oak pawn
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will it be in console?

slow sparrow
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No i think

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But these things are pinned somewhere

whole marsh
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is early access out?

tender quest
oak pawn
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i think

supple grotto
whole marsh
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i cant find where to buy

ember flame
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Got a lcd steam deck on the black friday deal NotUntitled

oak pawn
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yo imagine half sword vr

oak pawn
whole marsh
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i want it

slow sparrow
ember flame
oak pawn
whole marsh
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but i think it'll be worth it

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and we won't get another exanima

ember flame
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its coming out this month

oak pawn
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heard it will be on consoles at the end of the year

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but i think its fake source

slow sparrow
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Naw its not

ember flame
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early acess releases on steam by the end of the year

limber nymph
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yoyo, is there any date for when's the game coming out?

ember flame
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the only "console" that could get it is maybe steam dekc

oak pawn
vernal thorn
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why do i lose all arm control when i get a small cut on my leg

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makes no sense

slow sparrow
ember flame
slow sparrow
oak pawn
vernal thorn
ember flame
wicked depot
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Is it just me or is the commoner boss harder than the next 3 bosses

vernal thorn
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seasoned fighter on the very last rank shouldnt die from a papercut on his left knee

slow sparrow
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Easy ngl

oak pawn
vernal thorn
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thats genuinely stupid

oak pawn
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like 6 or 7 is more than enough

ember flame
slow sparrow
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Its december btw so yea

ember flame
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it can run the demo alr but i hope it runs ea as well

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you have to mess with settings though

oak pawn
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it can barely handle the demo

ember flame
limber nymph
oak pawn
vernal thorn
oak pawn
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even if u change the settings

oak pawn
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will still be laggy

ember flame
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i mean ofc it will be laggy

slow sparrow
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Rate it guys

oak pawn
ember flame
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but i wonder if i can get it playable

ember flame
oak pawn
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their will be🫩✌️

vernal thorn
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sending cold hard cash to a discord server of all things 🥀 💔

oak pawn
ember flame
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steam deck is more of a shitty old laptop in terms of performance then a mobile device

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it doesnt run alot of games good but the best part about it is its basically its a handheld linux pc

humble iris
twilit escarp
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"this motherfucker just stabbed me in the face and now he's posing like an edgelord"

slow sparrow
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Youre just chilling there

deft gazelle
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Man we need sabers in the game.

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Like

slow sparrow
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Yes i agree

twilit escarp
twilit escarp
deft gazelle
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Yeah, even swords like rapier and such on

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I'm not asking full on Cossack stuff

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Just something more one handed stuff

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Since I'm a saver enthusiast

deft gazelle
slow sparrow
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Also they should add rapiers

deft gazelle
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Truke

slow sable
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How do you aim your spin kick? I can make it hit, but I hear people say stuff like spin kick to hit their head, and im confused 😭

deft gazelle
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Learn Muay Thai

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Then boot up half sword

slow sable
slow sable
deft gazelle
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I mean, it's grappling soo

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Not striking

twilit escarp
# slow sable understandable

kicks can hit pretty high as is, if someone is crouching the kick will connect with their head when you're looking straight at them if you time it right

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as my last clip shows I guess

slow sable
slow sable
deft gazelle
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Idk man I'm a kickbox user

twilit escarp
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but if you look straight up your willie basically turns into a ballerina and those kicks go high

slow sparrow
slow sable
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is spin kick a bug thats gonna get patched or an intentded feature

twilit escarp
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a real tongue severer

valid rock
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Did they really think we would have a demo for October if it's now December with no updates? Is it gonna be EA release early next year now?

slow sable
supple grotto
valid rock
slow sable
twilit escarp
slow sparrow
valid rock
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I can wait lol I've been following this game since it was just some videos on twitter with yellow men and no blood

slow sable
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id prefer to have a stable ea in 2026 than a evaporating ea in 2025

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i just realizd i dont have medal installed

valid rock
slow sable
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dude peasant 1v1 has some crazy clips

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i found out yesterday you could up the graphics after 22 hours of gameplay

ember flame
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and i wouldnt expect for it to be a finished product just a taste of whats to come

humble iris
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ea is only 50% of the actual planned full game!!!!!!!!!!!!

slow sable
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fr?

twilit escarp
# valid rock I totally get that. I just meant is 2025 still the last news we heard? Or have t...

2025 is still the scheduled year of release, I'd image radio silence is a symptom of the fact the team is too busy prepping for their EA release and the press that comes along with it, Half Sword basically exploded in popularity this year, the discord alone went from like 200 active dudes talking about HEMA and armour and weapons design (alongside the dreaded spear willies) to 30,000 people for a game that hasn't released yet

humble iris
twilit escarp
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I imagine it far exceeds the devs expectations for the game's popularity and the hype around it

minor tangle
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The fact we are now in the last month of 2025 and there hasn't been a delay announcement is a good sign it will release this month

twilit escarp
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it's now in the top 10 for most wishlisted games on steam I believe

ember flame
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yes

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i believe its 10th most wishlisted

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which is nuts

twilit escarp
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which is insane considering most of its competition is triple A, cult classics, or projects which will probably never release and only exist to garner hype before the devs cut and run

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looking at you kingmakers

humble iris
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kingmakers delaying 1 day before their release 😭

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october 8 was a LIE!!

minor tangle
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I do want that game to be good

slow sable
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kicking while people are down is an underrated strat

vital socket
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Is there an estimated release date on the next update or the full release of half sword?

minor tangle
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This month

vital socket
humble iris
vital socket
humble iris
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hes not trolling

slow sable
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patience is avirtue

vital socket
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For full release or just an update?

slow sable
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ea methinks

humble iris
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EA paid access release

vital socket
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"EA"?

humble iris
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early access

vital socket
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Ah, Okay ty

humble iris
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go to pins and scroll down a bit to see the brief review

vital socket
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I'm hyped

twilit escarp
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porous head

wooden ocean
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honestly struggle with weapon tracking in this game

elfin finch
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im doing a minimum damage beggar lvl with yakuza 0's force addiction in the back

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peak vibes

slow sable
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i keep accidentally beheading people when i dont have medal isntalled

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like, within 2 swings

vital socket
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😭

elfin finch
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i mean

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it is what im doing lmao

tight sandal
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where is your sword?

ember flame
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why have you been playing halfsword for 25 hours

slow sable
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i have the raspberry plastic tickle bear loaded up and eerything

elfin finch
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yea

slow sable
elfin finch
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noooo, the glitch happened. where your in camera mode and not a the same time.

ebon coral
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when does the update come out?

ember flame
elfin finch
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3

tight sandal
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soonTM

elfin finch
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3

slow sable
ebon coral
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i wish there was multiplayer

ember flame
slow sable
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my half sword just randomly exploded

ember flame
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local

ebon coral
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do any of yall know any games similar to half sword im new to pc and just want stuff to play

ebon coral
ember flame
elfin finch
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gawd dang me gif -_-

slow sable
elfin finch
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nice

ember flame
slow sable
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has anyone ever learned to aim throwing swords?

rigid holly
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chat imagine i made halfsword
but instead jousting on a horse in the high medival era
similar physics but the objective is instead to knock the opponent of their horse or knock em out
loot their armor, horse, and money
like they did in real life
this is before the late medieval era, where the objective was to just look pretty and farm chivalry

ebon coral
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might cop

slow sable
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where even if you lose you get chivalry

ember flame
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i hope halfsword has calvalry

hearty dove
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ooh my lord

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cavalry in halfsword

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creaming

rigid holly
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of course it doesnt need to be super punishing

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also you could totally cook with the armor
becase knights were dripped the fuck out

slow sable
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i just got stabbed in the head and wlaked it off

thick plume
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@little verge sorry for the ping but is half sword ea dropping this month
(praying its not like 2:00 AM for you and im not waking you up)

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yes i know it said q4 2025 but what if it doesnt

soft osprey
thick plume
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oh i thought he was cool with that

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sorry bro i thought he was just one of them accounts that you ping whenever

soft osprey
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No worries

jolly gorge
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:3

turbid swallow
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Won because the boss stepped on a knife ✌️

jolly gorge
soft osprey
jolly gorge
buoyant ravine
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whos sure123

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mustve got banned or something

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so he left

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that eggplant wasnt necessary

tight isle
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q4 2025 being december 31st 11;59pm

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why was dexter eliminated

buoyant ravine
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why did you delete that video?

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you know mods have a time machine right?

tight isle
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oh its just an edit

buoyant ravine
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ok thats even worse

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but nah if it was some freaky stuff the mods are gonna go full on rick and morty on your ass if they discover it was freaky stuff

neat saddle
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GUYSSA

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My brother ia playing noe

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Now

buoyant ravine
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dont delete stuff the moment you post it makes it look like it was something bad you posted

neat saddle
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And he was o knight rank

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Any tips for the boss?

buoyant ravine
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like i said the mods have a time machine they can go back and see that shit full video

neat saddle
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Alr

buoyant ravine
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these mods gonna sneak up on you if you try that shit.you post something naughty and instantly delete it those mods are gonna use their time machine and slap you in the back of your head full force

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i identify as a basketball so this dont hurt me

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ai generated for sure. that film grain is crazy

mortal auroraBOT
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buoyant ravine
#

who the hell said /mommy

cursive fjord
#

This is clearly AI because the cat's form is flawed and as such the brick wouldn't break.

#

TRUE, we could have never known it was AI generated if it wasn't for the generation errors!

#

Cats IRL attend karate class and dress up in martial arts clothes, how did you not know this???

wide nimbus
#

i sense that the ea will come out on christmas

#

i just know it fr

cursive fjord
rich plover
#

when the nude update coming out

jolly gorge
#

Fr

#

Your nudeness feels so gladiatory

#

I love the way minimal or omitted clothing looks with the armet

buoyant ravine
jolly gorge
#

Milanese origin to be exact

opaque bramble
#

Skill issue 🥀

#

I’ll try again later

#

nvm

#

A what?

#

You mean for like ranks?

#

From Baron to Beggar?

#

Oh

#

I see

#

Well then nvm again

#

That’s ok, conversations are it

#

I like half sword

#

Does anyone else like half sword?

#

Type yes to confirm.

#

Whoop whoop!

#

Cant wait

#

I mean I can

#

Waited this long for like 5 months

#

Started playing in the spring this year

#

Been invested ever since

jolly gorge
#

Does that hope lie in Half Sword or Mordhau

#

No

smoky thistle
#

yooo, where did you hear this from?

severe trench
#

it came to me in a dream

smoky thistle
#

cant wait to play some new maps

jolly gorge
#

The presence of Italian armor in Half Sword is a given. Italy was a huge exporter of armor during this time, all the way to England.

smoky thistle
#

mordhau could have been soo much more

jolly gorge
#

Obviously there's someone who can more meaningfully expand on this topic than I am insufficiently qualified for

smoky thistle
#

ill get a wow gf one of these days

#

:P

jolly gorge
#

Loool bed fail

smoky thistle
#

IT NOT MY FAULT THE BED CANT HANDLE MY PRECIOUS WEIGHT

jolly gorge
#

Time to roll out the knapsack blanket

buoyant ravine
smoky thistle
#

did someone say snack

jolly gorge
#

That leads me to think about all the other factors at play, and it hurts me brane

smoky thistle
#

i hate whoever made that theory

#

now my knee hurt

#

i swear it wasnt me

#

i think

jolly gorge
#

But who theorizes?

smoky thistle
#

have any of you actually attempted reading some of his works?

#

hes got some super esoteric shit that went way over my head

jolly gorge
#

No but I read the works of @covert flare

#

(Mastertucker)

#

Xartosh are we allies yet

#

I forgot

#

Do you side with Moai

#

Idk if I remember correctly that you do

#

Someone did

smoky thistle
#

no, not his works on science. Hes got some stuff about spiratual shit iirc

#

might be science realted idk

jolly gorge
#

Uhh I like him at his core, underneath his tyrannical cloak, but I wage a lot of sieges and skirmishes against him

#

No lol

#

Roleplay

#

Like when I summon the pike and shot

smoky thistle
#

honestly yeah, science and spirituality were pretty closely link for quite some time

jolly gorge
#

I forgot ur the dude who gets bamboozled at my ridiculous explanations of my larp

smoky thistle
#

wish i had a group of larpers where i live

#

would be fun to try out

jolly gorge
#

Long-armed Rats Pooping

jolly gorge
#

I also wish I had a closer music store

smoky thistle
#

all you need to know is throw yellow bean bags at ppl yelling lightning bolt as loud as you can

jolly gorge
#

Lol

smoky thistle
#

they banned my testicular torsion spell

#

idk why

atomic stump
#

my cat just meowed at you

jolly gorge
#

Also I think I'm kinda moving on from tucks for the most part (which relates to my Burgundy's WIP military ordinance)

I made a big deal here about weapons from messers, to bucklers, to tucks

Since two days ago, I had this revelation about stick fighting and how much more convenient it is over fencing

smoky thistle
#

does anyone else get unreasonably angry when willy grabs you?

jolly gorge
#

Basically I like how it can easily cross over to blades and polearms as necessary, while being more utilitarian in public as opposed to wielding a plastic sword (which would be largely limited to the rare events or private spaces to avoid alarm)

#

I also live in an area where we got a bunch of loose pets and strays

#

Sooo I'm looking forward to getting a walking cane for that

#

It's ridiculous how many encounters we've gotten with loose ass pets let alone strays

#

Well that's implied here lol

#

Like how the bokken, a generally wood stick, is largely supplementary to katana training

#

My point is to be more accessible and versatile, where a stick could easily be in place of either a trainer messer/arming sword/etc without having to get a more specific trainer shape. On top of that, having more legit usefulness for survival or daily life, especially in the ye olde countryside

#

This whole thing is a bit of a mess because it's all in my head before laying it down on paper but I hope it sounds like a good idea

#

What you describe here is a pretty decent component of my ordinance. Essentially, the user will be advised to adopt the bare minimum, while giving flexibility to configure or add onto it. For example, the armor would foundationally be padded armor, while giving the user the choice to add private purchase armor on top, which becomes more situational and personal preferenced (e.g. omitting tasetts for the long march, and keeping an open helmet for the senses). The same would go for your advice regarding re-allocating tucks as secondaries

So, I'm not trying to neglect tucks, but rather focus on the core techniques that would largely be applicable to other schools, treatises, and preferences (e.g. a stick for a tuck; a long stick for a pike)

covert flare
#

Who hath pinged me

#

I didn't open Discord for the day did I miss anything

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
covert flare
#

Two in the works rn

jolly gorge
#

Not mych else newsworthie

covert flare
#

Oh shit you're right

#

I want willieshrooms back

jolly gorge
#

Oh

covert flare
#

This is outrageous

jolly gorge
#

There is someone here who's doing a daily "day 1 of protesting" thing

covert flare
#

I'll do it in arcs, first is swords arc then maces

#

Each arc will consist of around five works

#

That is all I will disclose

jolly gorge
#

Aight

covert flare
#

I'm gonna go now cuz it's late so uhh be back later way later like nine to eleven hours from now

jolly gorge
#

Alrighty

covert flare
#

Or I just might disappear again who knows

jolly gorge
#

I'll see you then

#

Have a bom el nighto

covert flare
#

Grachocho Cark

jolly gorge
#

Achoo choo

#

(That means of course or you're welcome or whatever you want it to mean)

warped hare
#

🌚

subtle sail
#

🌚

atomic stump
slow sable
#

is it possible to bring a fist to a sword fight and win in this game

atomic stump
#

You can go butt naked and win

sand herald
slow sable
#

detail how please

jolly gorge
#

Beating the entire gauntlet mode through fistplay is a diff. question

atomic stump
mental kelp
#

I think u asked me to turn on pings before an I forgot

#

I always default it to off so sorry about that

atomic stump
sand herald
atomic stump
slow sable
jolly gorge
# mental kelp what works?

There's two works in progress. The first focusing on tucking, blade positioning, and blocking. I'll do it in arcs, first arc being swords, followed by maces. Each arc will consist of ~five works. — Jolly Eafer

slow sable
#

also how do you spin that hard while still swinging

mental kelp
#

For irl or hs?

#

where can I see them

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
jolly gorge
mental kelp
#

Ok tanks

sand herald
jolly gorge
# mental kelp Ok tanks

BTW Pings help me a lot because I AFK often. So, I'd rely on seeing my Discord inbox to find and respond to pings

slow sable
jolly gorge
#

If I'm not actively engaged in chat, there's a decent chance I'm gonna miss a reply

slow sable
mental kelp
#

he has his own fork

wicked depot
#

How many rerolls does game give exactly? I've only run out once but i've been avoiding rolling too many times since

mental kelp
#

of trainer or smn similar

unique karma
#

is there a way to access the new maps shown on steam or are those not added yet

slow sable
#

wait am i allowed to send clips here

#

nope

#

alr

atomic stump
slow sable
#

i just beat a guy with just fists against a sword

wicked depot
mental kelp
#

when u win a round you get a point or whatever

atomic stump
sleek gull
wicked depot
#

Oh mine always says free i thought

#

So if it says free, its infinite?

atomic stump
slow sable
#

THERE IS LOCK ON?

atomic stump
#

does that make more sense?

wicked depot
#

Yeah how do you know how many rank points you have to spend

atomic stump
#

it tells you

#

and its just one

#

always

mental kelp
#

shoulda been on by default tho

wicked depot
#

so i could stop mid gauntlet after getting 1 rank progress to reroll?

wicked depot
#

Thats why the menu button is there omg

#

Damn

#

Thanks a lot!

atomic stump
#

Ofc!

wicked depot
#

But sadly I cannot continue from my current rank?

atomic stump
#

Wdym?

wicked depot
#

It would be nice cuz i like to use sword on commoner, but that boss out fences me hard

#

So I usually run pitchfork then go sword in militia

atomic stump
atomic stump
wicked depot
#

Yeah thats why i run pitchfork, but it would be cool if I could run sword until the boss then switch

pearl ferry
atomic stump
jolly gorge
#

What prompts that?

wicked depot
#

Its happened to me thats what prompted my question

jolly gorge
#

I think I remember getting it in one of the military ranks

humble bane
#

I completed the ladder 2 days ago

wicked depot
#

It happened to me in peasant

jolly gorge
#

I was gauntletting a bad weapon and wanted to switch it

wicked depot
#

On my first run

jolly gorge
#

And then it said

atomic stump
#

Its never happened to me wow

jolly gorge
#

Something along the lines of "No randomizing attempts left"
And it stays like that for the session until I reach the next rank

wicked depot
#

Ive been scared to reroll too many times. If i get the right weapon but bad armor i just stick with it

jolly gorge
#

Like I got too greedy with the rerolls

jolly gorge
#

This is literally my fear

humble bane
#

how many times have you guys completed the ladder already?

wicked depot
#

Never

#

I suck

jolly gorge
#

I'd rather stick with a sufficient weapon than being forced to use a worse one just because I used up my rerolls

humble bane
wicked depot
#

Ive made it to man of arms boss once

jolly gorge
wicked depot
#

man at arm

humble bane
#

its so fucking difficult

slow sable
#

i have mastered winning in sword fights swordless

atomic stump
slow sable
#

well not mastered

#

HUH??? a sword just teleported into existence and cut me in half vertically

#

wait no that was mine i threw in the air

#

my bad

mental kelp
#

like waiting for them to swing and grabbing their elbows

#

then that locks em and I can punch etc

slow sable
#

oh I just kick them and grab their sword and beat them senseless with my other hand

atomic stump
mental kelp
#

lol

slow sable
sand herald
wicked depot
slow sable
#

does anyone know how to hit a throw?

#

do NOT spin kick in a sword fight

atomic stump
wind charm
sleek gull
jolly gorge
# sand herald

Are you the one who usually posts this type of jumping

jolly gorge
#

The forceful lunge you do

#

There was some dude who made a huge point about it

sand herald
#

yeah that's usually how i prefer to get forward momentum

#

what was he talking about?

sleek gull
modest estuary
#

ultimate challenge is unfuckin beatable due to crashes

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#
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modest estuary
#

jesus christ can a normal sized willie really not use the barons war hammer

#

just lost because my willie had a seizure trying to get both hands on it

pearl ferry
mental kelp
hollow sparrow
modern vector
#

I have a pride thing about this lol, I HAVE to do on default settings or it’s no win at all 💔

restive barn
atomic stump
wicked depot
#

agreed

loud birch
#

is there going to be a multiplayer update when it comes out

humble bane
loud birch
#

NOOOO

#

at least make it a dlc

#

that would make them money

surreal abyss
#

is game almost full release?

#

wasnt it Q4 of 2025

humble bane
#

but not at launch

humble bane
surreal abyss
#

aweesome

red mauve
#

Turn blood to 0

#

That worked for me

flint bramble
#

does anybody know if they're gonna do playtests for the final version?

vital perch
mighty nexusBOT
latent apex
#

why does my swing move out of the way of the enemy when I want to downswing

jolly gorge
#

LAMAO

pearl ferry
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vital perch
#

hello chat

open oasis
pearl ferry
#

felt really badass after that last swing

open oasis
#

i cant get past commoner 😭

vital perch
#

time to learn shift + s my guy

limber imp
open oasis
vital perch
open oasis
limber imp
open oasis
#

by the nine

jolly gorge
vital perch
jolly gorge
#

All you need is a steady hand

limber imp
open oasis
#

i see

jolly gorge
limber imp
jolly gorge
#

:3

limber imp
#

But its not out yet

open oasis
jolly gorge
#

To have EA is to have compassion, integrity, justice

#

True

limber imp
#

No in 9 days

#

8

#

Trust me 1-2 more weeks

#

Divine intervention told me its 8 days so idk if its the rapture or half sword

#

50/50

lunar sapphire
#

it wont be on the 10th

#

itll be on the 21st

covert forge
#

I think the 28th

#

Or Christmas day

#

Seems like they need as much time as possible

wraith grail
covert forge
#

Would not be surprised

limber imp
jolly gorge
#

If it's not a Friday, then I'm gonna pee my hosen

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fast bramble
#

Thanks, Willie

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#

H

dawn elm
#

Hey hey, I'm not up to date on the news, it says Half Sword is coming 2025, and it's now December 2nd. Is it actually dropping on EA this month?

orchid spindle
#

i like how they make the game good

#

i cant wait to see more game cause i think it will be good just like what they have proven they can do allready

whole marsh
#

Would be cool if we had some splinted armor

fast bramble
gilded breach
#

No announcement yet is killing me fr

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torpid ocean
#

when game released

vital perch
torpid ocean
vital perch
torpid ocean
vital perch
torpid ocean
#

Да сука иди нахуй

#

Заебал

#

Когда
НОВ

#

НОВ

#

НОВ

#

Пошел ты НАХУЙ со своим НОВ

vital perch
torpid ocean
vital perch
torpid ocean
dire portal
#

Of course

#

i get flung into the fucking abyss during permadeath abyss

#

that doesn't piss me off in the slightest

vital perch
dire portal
#

Horse balls

vital perch
dire portal
#

both times

vital perch
#

i will now get warned and banned

#

for being overreactive

quaint brook
#

было смешно, спасибо

vital perch
quaint brook
#

#белорусский

vital perch
#

я учит русский

torpid ocean
vital perch
dire portal
#

Tbh the hoe can theoretically be very good

vital perch
#

i love using willie's mom to kill others

#

if you get the timing right it can be a powerhouse

#

temu halberd essentially

dire portal
#

oh

vital perch
dire portal
#

ye

#

i realizd that too late

vital perch
#

anyway.uh

#

half swor

dire portal
#

one strategy i like to use is periodically pressing alt to stop the ai from stabbing you

vital perch
#

aurafarming with signature mace twirl

quaint brook
#

I found that play with a big sword is pretty fun. I tried with ling larg stabbing things, but it's little bit overpowered

vital perch
quaint brook
vital perch
quaint brook
vital perch
#

good luck 👍

autumn basalt
#

as in

#

Electronic arts?

west latch
autumn basalt
#

ohhh

#

i will not lie

#

i will save up every penny for a steam machine

#

just for this game

#

and a few others

west latch
#

I'm planning to get one too

#

Does the game have good controls for a controller?

autumn basalt
#

it might

#

im pretty sure you can play on steam deck

#

i dont mean to be that kind of person

#

but if its not how much they're saying it is and its 1900 dollars im stealing that shit

#

they're saying its like

#

400-800 dollars for 500 gb

#

so like a console

#

an xbox

west latch
#

might be a bit hard to steal considering it's probably only sold on steam :D

autumn basalt
#

you dont reckon they'll sell it in game stores?

west latch
#

They've said they aren't competing with other console brands so it won't be priced to low

#

I think estimates are like 600-800

autumn basalt
#

yeah thats good

#

not too bad

west latch
#

Yeah I wouldn't mind that price

west latch
autumn basalt
#

now that i think of it

#

no i dont think so

vital perch
#

i doubt steam would ship steamdecks to stores

autumn basalt
#

i got a feeling they'd be easy to steal

#

so yeah they prob wouldnt

west latch
#

I'm probably just selling my cs2 inventory and buying it when it drops

west latch
#

Wonder how much the controllers will be

autumn basalt
#

eh

#

for a controller not much

#

i hope

vital perch