halfsword-chat-⚔

[shell bronze]

oh you using a longsword

it's even easier that way

[tough hollow]

were you putting more or under than 3 ounces of force into each swing

for me it is

[tall dagger]

he refused to give up...

[jolly gorge]

When armored I surprisingly survive better with my vision obstructed by visor vs third person

I just notice my runs lasting longer

I have a hard time believing him

[tough hollow]

no i lied im pulling this out my ahh

[jolly gorge]

It should be in the key bind map if it is

[shell bronze]

what you do is you wait for them to overcommit to a swing towards your right

then throw a migi kesasigiri/left to right diagonal cut at the right time

[tall dagger]

neck broke

[jolly gorge]

I want to badly fact-check this

[tough hollow]

thats probably because i was pulling this straight from my bum bum

i use mods and thats the keybind i use to snap their necks

[jolly gorge]

Wtf

That's horrible

[tough hollow]

im sorry optimus prime

[jolly gorge]

What the hell

[shell bronze]

see this is why runky is bottom 5 regular members

i can show you the optimal way to kill a lot of configurations with most weapons in this game

[hidden whale]

there is a stance change mechanic, if you single left click and let go (like just one single fast click) your resting stance will change and it changes how some weapons behave so thats neat and its not in the manual

[tough hollow]

thats a weird way to say top 5 best people in nevada for 3 days

[jolly gorge]

Bro...

I already published it in the newspaper

[tall dagger]

enjoying the rain

[tough hollow]

no

yikes

[tall dagger]

same 🙁

[jolly gorge]

Shouldn't've lied

[tough hollow]

good thing im going to live in cali in 3 days

[jolly gorge]

Now the consequences be payed

[tough hollow]

i dont like reno very much

[jolly gorge]

What you even doin

[tough hollow]

moving

[jolly gorge]

Oh thought you were just vacationing here

Well have fun

[tough hollow]

definitly

[jolly gorge]

If you ever head to the bay area I can give sushi restaurant recommendations

[shell bronze]

damn soldier+ is so easy tf

[jolly gorge]

I have a list

Also don't believe the in-n-out hype

The Habit is a better fast food chain

[tough hollow]

thats the 3rd thing im gonna do when i get there

iv enever tried it

[jolly gorge]

Jollibee is 200% a more necessary experience than In-N-Out

I'm Filipino tho so I'mm biased

[shell bronze]

jollibee is good but i'm a real projects demon

i am loyal to church's and popeyes

[cerulean needle]

Home cooking above all

[jolly gorge]

Popeyes is great

Home cooking is great

[tough hollow]

i usualyl like daves hot chicken

[jolly gorge]

Didn't they make bad decisions

[shell bronze]

home cooking is great but that's obvious and we are speaking purely convenience

[cerulean needle]

Nah he sucks compared to me

[jolly gorge]

Or if it was cooked by me

Owned

[tough hollow]

ion really care

[shell bronze]

popeyes chicken sandwich >

[jolly gorge]

But the chicken's gonna get affected

[shell bronze]

people have been killed over that fuckass sandwich

[tough hollow]

ill prolly stop eating it if i notice it tastes worse

[jolly gorge]

Ok

[tough hollow]

maybe ill switch to arbys

[cerulean needle]

People is a debatable description for killing over less than mid food

[jolly gorge]

At least you'll have jollibee

Arby's can suck it

[tough hollow]

i know

[shell bronze]

epic contrarian

[wheat leaf]

but they has the meats!

[tough hollow]

people just get killed at popeys because its popeys

[wheat leaf]

PVP enabled zone

[shell bronze]

popeyes the real hood establishment

but church's is the secret meta that they don't tell you about

[tough hollow]

i was js about to sya that

[cerulean needle]

I don't like fast food

[shell bronze]

i grew up rough in the florida projects and eventually got a better life

[tough hollow]

dawg

[shell bronze]

i still enjoy a lot of aspects of that life

kfc is generally tame

[jolly gorge]

Lol honestly never tried arby's

[shell bronze]

it's universally acceptable and can either be in the good part of town or the bad part of town

makes no difference

with that said we should shift this to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[cerulean needle]

A hood establishment is not a brand name, if the restaurant is around broken windows and people are getting killed it's in the hood

[jolly gorge]

Chicken joy ain't its own chain tho

It's what Jollibee brands their chicken as

[shell bronze]

?

[tough hollow]

shit tastes like fried possum anus

[jolly gorge]

Unless it's also the name of a chain

[cerulean needle]

What don't you understand

[tough hollow]

throw ceiling fan at cat

[shell bronze]

i'm speaking in the context of popeyes and church's being considered less refined establishments in popular culture and media vs kfc's milder reputation

[jolly gorge]

I can see why with all the killing over it

[shell bronze]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

go

[jolly gorge]

Fast food is thus a sensitive topic

[shell bronze]

back 2 half sword in here

[tough hollow]

the tomatoe in my freezer

[cursive fjord]

While there is no specific neck snapping mechanic you can snap someone's neck with your bare hands if you're skilled enough.

[jolly gorge]

So regarding the Jollibee Tavern in Half Sword

[jolly gorge]

WELL SAID

[tough hollow]

i hope they add a feature where yoi can twist to break a bone

[cerulean needle]

Regarding the Kentucky organic chicken stall in halfsword, I don't really think it's a good source of refined eating

[shell bronze]

smartest ai

[jolly gorge]

I want to be able to twist Willie limbs

[whole marsh]

wilie

[cursive fjord]

You can increase your mouse sensitivity all the way up to make you spin kick faster

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-wtf-face-gif-3910649995586292876

[tall dagger]

i had a willie fake me out, grab me, and shank me to death with their knife

[jolly gorge]

Reason #18 why maximized sensitivity reigns over low sensitivity

[whole marsh]

bro literally went
"huh.. wha.?"

[shell bronze]

rip

[tall dagger]

smartest AI right here

[tough hollow]

dawg

[cursive fjord]

I prefer low sensitivity since high sensitivity makes swinging too unpredictable and inaccurate.

[jolly gorge]

Not too bad

Could be worse

[jolly gorge]

I realized that, but I found it justified because it makes play just like my beautiful jazz playing style: unpredictable and inaccurate. Hit all the wrong notes for the humanism.

[tall dagger]

i use it when im goofing off

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/jazz-john-coltrane-concert-saxophone-gif-19488842

[cursive fjord]

I don't really know if it can go any faster, I'm not nearly as good at this game as I want to be so my knowledge in certain areas might be limited.

[whole marsh]

i dont know how to spin kick bro

💔

[cursive fjord]

Spin kicking is one of the easier "flashy" moves you can do, you'll know how to eventually.

[high cloud]

how to open full map?

[jolly gorge]

Anyone have plans to dress up as Willie for 2026 Halloween?

[tall dagger]

???

[jolly gorge]

Elaborate

I got a decent amount

[whole marsh]

60 hours and i cant do it man

[jolly gorge]

Not great but average

[tough hollow]

yes

[tough hollow]

guys why does my willie do this

[jolly gorge]

I think they just depressed in general

[shell bronze]

sometimes i wish the ai would put up a good fight

[tall dagger]

perhaps because you are holding J and tapping Y?

[jolly gorge]

The ai should learn from you

[tough hollow]

im not in the know

inform me

[jolly gorge]

Is this the full map @high cloud was asking about? A whole view?

[cursive fjord]

I got plenty of people visiting my house in my neighborhood when I was passing out candy, it might be the location you're in.

[tough hollow]

no

[whole marsh]

i dont know how to

[tough hollow]

its prolly the ultimate challenge map

with is just the map without fences

[jolly gorge]

Your avatar looks like a mug I made once

[jolly gorge]

OHHH

Makes more sense

[tough hollow]

im a genius

[shell bronze]

bullying ai simulator

[whole marsh]

gatekeeping chat

smh

[tough hollow]

tuff mangus blud

[high cloud]

yes

[jolly gorge]

It'd be pretty epic if Half Sword EA allowed mining

[jolly gorge]

Imagine digging under a wall to collapse it in just Half Sword

[tall dagger]

uhhh. hold shift, spin and kick...

[tough hollow]

why didnt i think of that

[jolly gorge]

Hydrate

[tall dagger]

step to the opposite side of where you are spinning to generate more power

yeh

put you in "dodge" mode and you move faster

also seems to break the spinning speed cap so you can spin faster

[tall dagger]

sick of these zombies man

[tough hollow]

somehow better than the new cod zombies

[shell bronze]

he knew better than to continue

[tall dagger]

zombie wasnt getting me this time!

you've been graced by the god

of spin kicks

[weak osprey]

Zombie should’a have eaten your brainz

[shell bronze]

yes

[shell bronze]

honestly not even enjoyable enough of a task to sit through the difficulty

[weak osprey]

always has been

[shell bronze]

fencing is fun

[weak osprey]

stupid willie

[tough hollow]

which oies better

bluint polearm

or axe polearm

both high teir

[shell bronze]

axe

[tough hollow]

why

[shell bronze]

axe cut

and still does blunt

blunt only does like 20-30% more blunt damage and can't cut

[tough hollow]

hmm

[tall dagger]

disgusting combo

[tough hollow]

the dust that came of the kick says it all

[weak osprey]

I love the axe

[tough hollow]

longer polearm or shorter polearm

[shell bronze]

long if you enjoy more safety and reach

[tall dagger]

how to deal with spears and pitchforks

[tough hollow]

watabout shorter?

[woven barn]

game after or before new year

[shell bronze]

speed and flex

[tough hollow]

aightbet

[tall dagger]

leg sweep

[tough hollow]

how do you get the poleaxes with hooks?

is that rng or a custome

scratch that i js gotone

[nimble shale]

Is that a shader, the game looks amazing

[shell bronze]

half sword

[shell bronze]

dx12 high with hdr

[nimble shale]

Alr thanks man

[tall dagger]

all that chasing for what?

FOV slider

[nimble shale]

Also bro am planning to get a monitor, is that 2k resolution?

[shell bronze]

1440p

[nimble shale]

Oo nice

Alr thanks again

[tough hollow]

okay poleaxe is pretty nice

[shell bronze]

serves him right for bumrushing

[tough hollow]

legus's first time in the default map

these willie dogdes are getting out of hand

its like they have a mind of their own

[shell bronze]

it's like the ai works as intended once in a while

[tough hollow]

definilty

holy shiz i got him thorugh visor

[restive barn]

it's all shits and giggles until you shit and giggle

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-gif-16311706538314561226

[tall dagger]

yeah they can be clever sometimes

but it never works out for em..

[tough hollow]

my willie tried counter attack off his dodge also

their learning

[tall dagger]

love hitting em with the spins lol

[tough hollow]

deadass

[tall dagger]

JEEEEZ

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-smoke-monkey-smoke-smoking-space-gif-430262250616604924

[timid wraith]

For the love of god do me no harm but let me liven and tell the release date already!!!

[tough hollow]

dihcord so slow

[tall dagger]

december 33rd, 20025

[tough hollow]

i just wanna watch halfsword clips

[timid wraith]

Thanks

[tall dagger]

lolll

[tough hollow]

snaparmkick

[tender violet]

Bro im not playing this game until game fixes these things
Spear has no skill they charge at me at the same time for no reason at all corners and i die
Nerf armour i cant even fight armoured knights
Nerf big shield. Shield too big cant hit
How does close combat got me in concussion while i didnt got hit by the oppoment?

[tough hollow]

just grab their big shield and theyll drop it pretty fast

concussion is probably cuz u headbutted them

[tall dagger]

its a demo... a playtest... relax

[tough hollow]

and rest are skill issue unc

[timid wraith]

Nerf a fucking fork

[tall dagger]

body tonus set to 10 😭

[tough hollow]

deadahh

[tall dagger]

i like to run through abyss with tonus at 10 and fist damage at 10 lol

just bull dozing through everybody

[tough hollow]

it makes me feel like im playing football

[timid wraith]

Do bosses aka great foes get some damage boost? Because I can easily kill them in the abyss but they bisect me with one hit in the bossfight

[tough hollow]

i did ts in the old playtest with the tower shileds alot

[tall dagger]

idk what you mean. these bosses are so easy

[timid wraith]

bro has a halfsword video answer to everything

[tall dagger]

these zombies are the difficult ones

[tall dagger]

i have aloooot of clips...

[mortal aurora]

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[shell bronze]

me when the weapons and armor work the way they should

[tough hollow]

got a cool disarm with my polearm hook

[tall dagger]

any day now discord...

[tough hollow]

deadahh

[tall dagger]

that weapon is pretty sick. what pack is that?

[tough hollow]

the polearm is a normal weapon

but the sword on my hip is custom

not mine doe

[tall dagger]

o. i didnt know one of those pole arms has a hook like that

[tough hollow]

ye

[tough hollow]

discord stinks w videos

[tough hollow]

bruh what kinda weapon is that

[tall dagger]

ridiculously large maul

[tough hollow]

oka

i used it one time

ts happened

[tall dagger]

lollll

[tall dagger]

i mean its a pretty nasty weapon if you are a god...

[tough hollow]

holy shiznats bruh

gimme a chance to disect whats happening

i hate fighting greatswords sm

whoever sharpens them needs to be jailed

[tall dagger]

why did you start throwin it back? T-T

[tough hollow]

side effect of jumping

[glacial slate]

you know what half sword has done to me? once I died for the 27th time this past 45 minutes I SLAMMED my keyboard, ran to the kitchen and went fucking rabid on some pop tarts, I ripped open a pack and ate two poptarts stacked in 4 bites in hopes I would get a heart attack and never see the sight of this game for the rest of my eternal existence

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-cool-baby-blue-baby-gguh-instagram-baby-gif-13876681654423532075

[tall dagger]

oh thats cool.. anyway!

[tough hollow]

what kinda sword was that one in his leg?

it looks sick

[tall dagger]

kriegsmesser

[tough hollow]

in chromes 4th pack?

[tall dagger]

yeh

[tough hollow]

okay tanks g

[glacial slate]

pack? are there mods for this?

or dlc

[tough hollow]

these?

[glacial slate]

idk where that is

[tough hollow]

its on nexus mods

[glacial slate]

oh alr

thanks

[tough hollow]

yuh

[tough hollow]

headless chicken

[mild zinc]

The mere glimpse into the true power of Greatswords.

Greatswords on top

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-smoke-monkey-smoke-smoking-space-gif-430262250616604924

[weak osprey]

determined even after losing a brain

[weak osprey]

Half sword heaven?

[tall dagger]

thats not a nice gif 🙁

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-cat-gif-26549889

[weak osprey]

had to leave out of sheer frustration

[tough hollow]

ye

[formal torrent]

Closer to a 10 or a 2

[compact spindle]

Why Half Sword Players Don't Like Thrusting

[true agate]

Have you tried thrusting?

[compact spindle]

It's clear that when the opponent couldn't move, I held down the Alt key and attacked repeatedly at close range, but the effect only became noticeable after one attack finally connected.

From 00:07 to 00:09, my sword was even pressed against the enemy, yet it still dealt no damage.

[unborn crater]

if you are trying to thrust, trying having your mouse alittle lower, it brings the point out more especially with longer swords

i have gotten a few good gut shots like that with short swords

also, dont do it at close range with a sword, its more used to keep your distance and sneak an attack in

[compact spindle]

This is a troubleshooting technique, though it doesn't contradict the view that “this is a problem inherent to the game.”

[tough hollow]

genius blud

[remote iris]

Does anyone know how to close half sword

[tough hollow]

alt f4

[vital perch]

you don't

half sword is life ❤️

[quick thistle]

dump

[unborn crater]

esc and you click to close to either desktop or menu lol

[sturdy jolt]

This game plays really well on a steam controller

[tough hollow]

oka

[unborn crater]

actually i think its accurate because a game about medieval weaponry being about edge alignment and positioning. Best tips for thrusting: Adjust your camera before thrusting, that will generally put you where you want to stab. Then get into a stance, put the point out front and you can do micro adjustments from there, then thrust

[unborn crater]

oh yeah? i been thinking of playing on an old xbox controller i have

[sturdy jolt]

I would not recommend using the joystick, it's incredibly imprecise. Controllers are only good if they have gyro or a trackpad imo

[unborn crater]

sorry, im old school, gyro?

[sturdy jolt]

Like you rotate your controller and it sends inputs to the game

[unborn crater]

ah gotcha

i have used that

[sturdy jolt]

It's pretty satisfying with this game, makes it more immersive since you're actually moving your body with the weapon

[unborn crater]

play halfsword with a wii remote XD

[sturdy jolt]

That would actually be good

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[compact spindle]

Does “accurate” mean thrusting the sword forcefully into the enemy's body, yet eliciting no reaction whatsoever?

[tough hollow]

yes

[unborn crater]

after i get back from work, would you like a video/guide of thrusting

because it is a good technique

[tough hollow]

i would

[unborn crater]

XD Tis but a scratch

[restive garnet]

blood looks better on this surface

performance too

[tough hollow]

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[formal patio]

i needa learn polearms

[tough hollow]

they are fun

[silk dune]

how you fight him as a bauer

[vital perch]

mods

[silk dune]

ok

[timber venture]

Ye i have that too

[plain token]

guys heinous is a word right?

[timber venture]

Idk?

What does that even mean

Oh

[mild zinc]

Yes

[plain token]

ty

[timber venture]

Looks like a misspelling of genius

[plain token]

looks like a word in my language

[timber venture]

Ok

[plain token]

that would translate to "hatredful"

[timber venture]

Ok

[plain token]

but i think it's that then

[timber venture]

What that

[sturdy jolt]

Hatredful is not a word

[timber venture]

Huh

[sturdy jolt]

Heinous is a word and means morally reprehensible

[timber venture]

Repre what

Why are we taking english lesson in a half sword chat

[plain token]

never said it was

[sturdy jolt]

Evil is morally reprehensible

[timber venture]

Is there a way to say "hatredful" correctly

[plain token]

hateful

[timber venture]

Hatred and hate have different meanings i think

Not sure

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-cool-baby-blue-baby-gguh-instagram-baby-gif-13876681654423532075

[timber venture]

I'm not englis don't yell at me 😭😭😭

I'M SORRY

I'm no speaker I'm texter

Like i know how most english works but i don't know some meanings of words

[shrewd radish]

Is there a possible way i can play as baron?

[timber venture]

Beat his ahh

[shrewd radish]

[timber venture]

You should unlock him

Orr you could set npc damage to max player damage to min

[plain token]

beat him

[shrewd radish]

theres reports of plp losing progress when they play him

[plain token]

it saves ur progress

[timber venture]

Yep. That's a feature, not a bug

U will skill habe access to baron tho

[shrewd radish]

I menat like

They lose all their point progress in gaunlet

[plain token]

they don't

[timber venture]

Ye ik

[plain token]

it saves

[timber venture]

Wdym

It resets

[plain token]

no it doesnt

[timber venture]

Ok ig for ME it resets, idk abt you

[plain token]

i've been at knight tier for 20 days

if i launch rn i'll still be there

[shrewd radish]

I just have problems fighting since i got a decently unstable hand

[timber venture]

Oof

[shrewd radish]

I usually go for the riposte stance and stab

[timber venture]

Ripo whatt

[timber venture]

My moveset is slash right slash left

[shrewd radish]

Or i go for the neck

[timber venture]

Also i can't play videos cuz dc crashes

[shrewd radish]

How would it take to get to baron stage

[plain token]

whazt

[shrewd radish]

Aka getting up to it

[timber venture]

HOW could you consistently go for the neck with an unstable hand? Or mb you have minimum sensetifity

[vital perch]

if you're good at the game ~15 minutes

[plain token]

wasnt that part i didnt understand

[shrewd radish]

I meant i use my longsword to go for the neck with a slash or stab

[timber venture]

U need precision

To do taht

[shrewd radish]

I wrap my longsworde behind their neck and slash left and right

[timber venture]

Ohh

That's risky but ok

[shrewd radish]

(I used knight)

[timber venture]

OOHHH

Alright then

[shrewd radish]

Any tips for longsword combat?

[timber venture]

I can't watch video on dc 😭

"add details and here u have mona liza" ahh tip

Am no gamalinla

[shrewd radish]

My strat is to make them swing then get all close and personal and proceed to go for the weak spots

Such as veteran

I go for the neck or armpits

[timber venture]

Eyy respect the personal space

[shrewd radish]

We dont ask how i was able to stab a veteran in the head with full armor

I attack their shield the entire time till i rip it off them

[shrewd radish]

I legit ran into final stand and uhhh

I think it was 1v4

And i just necksliced 2 in one swing

[timber venture]

It's brave stand

[shrewd radish]

I've seen it

Im more of

Use your longsword and become a beyblade

I legit lifted a veteran up with my longsword once

it was lovely

[timber venture]

Am i the only one who loves axes

[shrewd radish]

I love em too

I stabbed a veteran with my longsword and left it in him then proceeded to beat him with my fists

[timber venture]

Overheads right in teh center are my fav

[shrewd radish]

I love to stab em in the back and leave it in

I wish there was custom armor

I got double teamed with 2 pikes

[timber venture]

Custom weapons coming up soo there's a chance for armor

[shrewd radish]

Legit got stabbed in both legs

Came back again

3 pikes

[timber venture]

I once stabbed the beggar boss in his ball

[shrewd radish]

I got a picture of me stabbing myself in the groin

by accident

[timber venture]

Wha

How

[shrewd radish]

Longsword glitched

[timber venture]

Ohh

Happens

U tried to throw it?

[shrewd radish]

I used my ally as a shield btw

💀

[timber venture]

LOL

[shrewd radish]

I threw my longsword once and it legit hit deadcenter on the chest

[timber venture]

What pc do you have to run the 4v4 smoothly

[shrewd radish]

I wouldnt say smoothly

[mild zinc]

Once threw a plancon

[shrewd radish]

Its very old

[timber venture]

How much fps on 4v4

[mild zinc]

The pointy end made holes in my face

[shrewd radish]

40-50

prob

[timber venture]

BRO

U HAVE RTX 10794 OR WHAT

[shrewd radish]

GTX 1650 i think

lemme see

[timber venture]

WHAT THE F

[shrewd radish]

Yea GTX 1650

CPU is i5-4670K

[timber venture]

I got gtx 1080 and it runs with 5 fps

[shrewd radish]

Mine is from 2012-2013

Yea

GTX

[timber venture]

Yep gtx

Same

[shrewd radish]

It ran ready or not flawlessly

[timber venture]

Samee

[shrewd radish]

I love 3v3 mode

Or 1v1

[silk dune]

THIS ISB BEST

[timber venture]

Dufr i cant watch video

[shrewd radish]

DAMN

[timber venture]

Can u tell me what's in the video

[silk dune]

is it possible to play online

[shrewd radish]

Sadly not

[timber venture]

Nope

[shrewd radish]

Fencing and he slashed him up

Neck, arm and leg

[timber venture]

Ok

[plain token]

its a halfsword video

[timber venture]

Bro.

[silk dune]

i hope the full version comes in december

[plain token]

wait no thats roblox mb

[timber venture]

BRO

[shrewd radish]

Can i say sum

[timber venture]

Yep

[silk dune]

say

[shrewd radish]

We need vikings in half sword

[timber venture]

.

[silk dune]

yeah

[timber venture]

I think willies enough

[silk dune]

https://tenor.com/view/viking-freakout-axe-wild-ginger-gif-3053825833003283516

[shrewd radish]

I need bjorn who is 6'4 to just be able to slash flawlessly through a crwod

[timber venture]

Why vikings

[shrewd radish]

Stamford bridge moment

[timber venture]

Ok ig

[silk dune]

or samurai

[shrewd radish]

True

Samurais were around

OHH

I just realized something

[timber venture]

Huh

[shrewd radish]

We need 20 foot landknecht pikes

[timber venture]

WHAT

[silk dune]

are yoiu alsoo find the last class is trash

[timber venture]

Noper, it's personal

[shrewd radish]

Imagine a maul

Or warhammer

[timber venture]

Yoo

[shrewd radish]

Height scaler would be cool too

[timber venture]

I want bigga blunt weapons

U can change height

[shrewd radish]

Not by much tho

[timber venture]

Of the body

Yeah

[silk dune]

im so excitet for the crossbow

[timber venture]

Me too

[shrewd radish]

Imagine you can command Ai to make a shield wall

[silk dune]

nad the other maps

[timber venture]

I wonder how do you aim it in third person

[silk dune]

mhm

[timber venture]

Bro

[shrewd radish]

Would be cool as hell if we had cavalry combat

[silk dune]

wth

[timber venture]

What is cavarly

[shrewd radish]

Soldiers on horses

[silk dune]

https://tenor.com/view/pesado-dios-mio-stressed-problematic-oh-no-gif-12622815322168322147

[timber venture]

Ohh nooo

Anything but not that

[silk dune]

it can be nice

[shrewd radish]

I think capes would be cool but impractical

[timber venture]

I am NOT gonna ride horses in half sword

Riding myself is already problematic

[silk dune]

you will you will

[timber venture]

BRO NO

[timber venture]

When i try to walk i just trip and fall

[shrewd radish]

Mb i accidently hit your legs

[timber venture]

DUDE

[timber venture]

I just fall thrn the enemy beats my ahh

[silk dune]

sad

[timber venture]

Taht ma feet

[silk dune]

wtf

[timber venture]

LOL

[timber venture]

Guys

[silk dune]

what are this stickers

[timber venture]

Do you want a sad story

[timber venture]

.

[shrewd radish]

Half sword not having half swords

[mortal aurora]

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[silk dune]

fr

[shrewd radish]

Zweihanders would be cool

but heavy

[timber venture]

WHO CRASHED MY DC AGAIN

[shrewd radish]

you

[timber venture]

Bro

Did i miss something

[shrewd radish]

you missed a swing

[timber venture]

True

After that i got headbutted to death

[shrewd radish]

They should add co-op vs AI

[timber venture]

@shrewd radish can u write э

[shrewd radish]

I can write öäå

[timber venture]

What abt ч

[shrewd radish]

nop

[timber venture]

I'm russia

[shrewd radish]

Im sweden

[timber venture]

Oh

Do u have symbols that r not recolor of english

[shrewd radish]

öäå

[timber venture]

Like ы

[shrewd radish]

Just extra letters

[timber venture]

In english we have oaa too

[shrewd radish]

YOOO

[timber venture]

WT

[shrewd radish]

I wanna fight baron now

[timber venture]

Baron be having fun

[shrewd radish]

Is baron a male or female..

We never got confirmation

[timber venture]

Baron is a malefe

[timber venture]

LOL

[shrewd radish]

[tough hollow]

moai

[silk dune]

how i send video

[timber venture]

Dud summoned mods

[tough hollow]

do you even play halfsword?

ive never seen you play

[tender violet]

I realised

[silk dune]

which person

[tender violet]

so after i killed a person i have to watch out of droppign weapon attacks

[vital perch]

baron is kinda bad

[timber venture]

Frr

WHA

[vital perch]

i'd let baron dominate me

[timber venture]

Guys do u think dc will crash if i watch ths

[silk dune]

wtf

[vital perch]

[vital perch]

maybe

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344011183694282899/1379227020999004250/dontsaythat.gif

[silk dune]

help

[timber venture]

Ok it crashed

[shrewd radish]

Check photography rq

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-dude-gif-7309611

[timber venture]

Balls

[silk dune]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344011183694282899/1379227020999004250/dontsaythat.gif

[shrewd radish]

So i stabbed the first boss in the groin with a candle stand

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[timber venture]

WHAT DOES EMBED MEAN

[vital perch]

gif

[wind charm]

Gif

[vital perch]

just gif

[wind charm]

Only good

[silk dune]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

[timber venture]

Embed is another word for gif or what

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-cat-gif-26549889

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[vital perch]

yes

[timber venture]

Ohh now i understand

Poor guy

[vital perch]

are you ready for the new hs7 banner reveal today

[timber venture]

R u mod

[vital perch]

yes

[timber venture]

Oh

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/sorunun-farkındayız-gif-6120531598042862210

[tough hollow]

me too

[vital perch]

all red names are mods

[timber venture]

So red guys

aa

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27002424

[timber venture]

Ok

[tough hollow]

yellow names are level 1s

beginners

[vital perch]

no they are developers

the orange ones are lvl 1s

[wind charm]

Top 10 lies

[tough hollow]

top 10 truths

[timber venture]

What is cyan

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-lie-when-i-lie-i-lie-lie-dog-sunshine-gif-634915078327530593

[tough hollow]

evil people

[vital perch]

guys that sell the game

[timber venture]

Oh

[shrewd radish]

BRO MY CHARACTER HAS NO CLOTHES

[timber venture]

Wha

[vital perch]

me neither

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1319058576014180458/InShot_20241219_084557289.gif

[shrewd radish]

And no weapon

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-cool-baby-blue-baby-gguh-instagram-baby-gif-13876681654423532075

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1376347305166504027/InShot_20250526_095135935.gif

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

[timber venture]

Guys

[vital perch]

🐟

[timber venture]

Who want a sad story

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-shower-crying-gif-20091588

[vital perch]

i was eating pizza when friend call
"club penguin is dead"
"no"

[timber venture]

😭

[sweet imp]

Lowk why not remove passive blocking 💔 its causes more inconveniences than good things (atleast for me), give it a toggle on/off option

[tough hollow]

https://i.imgflip.com/abbnm5.gif

[sweet imp]

Idk im jst yapping

Now ts is enough for a month

Idk

[timber venture]

Nop

Yap more

For the gods of yap

[shrewd radish]

This abyss bug legit got me mad

[timber venture]

Rocket box?

[shrewd radish]

White and seeing abyss in tie distance

[timber venture]

U can disable white

[shrewd radish]

I cant move my camera

[timber venture]

Ohh

[shrewd radish]

So all i do is ALT f4

[tough hollow]

have you tried moving the camera

[shrewd radish]

Yep

[timber venture]

🐟

Fish

Fish

[tough hollow]

what about moving up and down camera

[timber venture]

Fish

[shrewd radish]

Legit so bad it makes me need to delete all files just to play again

[tough hollow]

i have fix

[timber venture]

Whas

[shrewd radish]

Legit cant get back into half sword when i alt F4

[tough hollow]

step numero uno

explode computer

then chuck sugar free gummy bears at stray cat

[sturdy jolt]

Is there anyone who doesn't think the white abyss fog is really ugly?

[timber venture]

Nope

[tough hollow]

and then blow up tcaldridge's house

[timber venture]

It's uglier than the abyss white fog

It's so ugly it's uglier than itself

[tough hollow]

dawg what

[signal wedge]

Fish

[timber venture]

Chicken

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-i-talk-to-i-talk-to-fish-gif-17126755708598847398

[timber venture]

I luv fish

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[timber venture]

Hm

Guys

What i do if my ball are purple

[soft dove]

Cut em off

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/did-unc-snap-unc-snap-pluggnb-pluggn-raper-gif-10567216136899552110

[tough hollow]

throw ceiling fan at neighbor

[signal wedge]

The fuck

[timber venture]

Is there an alternative

[soft dove]

No it’s fatal if you don’t

[tough hollow]

because boats cant sing

[timber venture]

Bro

[signal wedge]

Please don't talk about that stuff bruh

[sturdy jolt]

Smash with rock

[soft dove]

Lmaoo

[timber venture]

WHAT

[soft dove]

Anyways does anyone have an idea when the early access releases?

[signal wedge]

Before next year

[tough hollow]

unc you are the one who claimed their testicles were a unordinary color

[sturdy jolt]

Soon

[timber venture]

It release in 20000025

[soft dove]

Ok cool thanks!

[timber venture]

What is this warning 😭😭😭 im sorry

[soft dove]

Lmao you got warned for that

[glacial citrus]

Game delayed to 2085

[soft dove]

One time I got a timeout for saying I had a skill issue

[timber venture]

WHA

[sturdy jolt]

Stop spreading misinformation, people might actually think it releases in 20000025

[timber venture]

Lol

[soft dove]

Not here

[tough hollow]

i never got to hear what hugh janus had to say

[soft osprey]

Sounds like a skill issue

[timber venture]

WHAT 😭

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-ai-ai-golden-freddy-ai-golden-freddy-suprised-gif-17156663615846065579

[jolly gorge]

Not ugly but it's harder

[tough hollow]

fart mode of butt fart is up

[jolly gorge]

Fartyexfarty, good morning

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1319058576014180458/InShot_20241219_084557289.gif

[timber venture]

You

No

[soft osprey]

Go to sleep please

[jolly gorge]

Night

[timber venture]

Night?

[vital perch]

haha guys get it

cuz balls

ball

funny

[vital perch]

poopyexpoopy

[tough hollow]

fowl rotten taste

[timber venture]

Ae

Geys

Guys

Can you type ы

[jolly gorge]

Embed is the preview of a link, like so

[sturdy jolt]

ы

[vital perch]

Да

[tough hollow]

please considering rolling over and imploding

[jolly gorge]

Afternoon

[vital perch]

i'm one of the few people in this server that speak both english and russian

[jolly gorge]

Who's out here halfswording

[vital perch]

halfswording their willie*

[tough hollow]

my friend jerry fogle is

[timber venture]

I'm halfing my willie

[tough hollow]

explode

[rough matrix]

damn

breaking>cutting off

[tough hollow]

wheelchair

[rough matrix]

this sound

is amazing

[timber venture]

Guys

Why do one helmet can deform and others can't

[vital perch]

they can

just hit harder

[timber venture]

Nope

It worked only on one specific

[vital perch]

then hit harder

[tough hollow]

i dont belive it

[soft osprey]

Pretty sure they all do but if they don’t it’s because Youre playing a demo not a finished product or even early access

[timber venture]

Ok

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1437566595739156611/Willie_business_card.gif

[sturdy jolt]

Is that the official full name?

[timber venture]

Is there gonna be other armor deform rather than helmets

[soft osprey]

Not loading, going to assume it’s a gif about how much you agree with me and respect me

[tough hollow]

its a willie's idenification card

[rough matrix]

Ultimate Challgenge is still to not get unity crashed XD

[vital perch]

willie's hanging out

[soft osprey]

It’s unreal engine 5 😎

And turn off blood

[tough hollow]

really bad engine fart

[jolly gorge]

I'm pretty that's already a thing

[rough matrix]

Unity isn't a bad engine

[timber venture]

Nope

[tough hollow]

fall into ditch and explod eplease

[rough matrix]

implementing self wroted phisics non optymalized for this engine iss

[soft osprey]

What

[jolly gorge]

I mean I've done it and some other fella recounted doing it

[rough matrix]

yeah

[soft osprey]

I mean what? Idk what you’re saying

[rough matrix]

i can show u something

[tough hollow]

do you even play halfsword

[soft osprey]

No

[timber venture]

It only worked on ONE helmet for me

[jolly gorge]

He's the Old Guard of Halfswordia

A tyrannical one

[soft osprey]

Iron fisted

[tough hollow]

hes adinasaur?

[jolly gorge]

No LOOOOL

He ain't that old

He been playin tho

Since playtest

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[timber venture]

@soft osprey r u dev or lvl 1 mod

[rough matrix]

When u use unreal engine 5 physics dataflow graph u will understand why this demo is poorly optymalized

[tough hollow]

hes a level 1 bro

[jolly gorge]

We know its unoptimized

[soft osprey]

Yellow are moderators. Devs are the orange color

[timber venture]

Okty

[jolly gorge]

Through the fps drop and crashes

[soft osprey]

Purple is admins blue is game seer

[tough hollow]

also it says gullible on the ceiling

[timber venture]

Okty

[soft osprey]

And then the rest of you lessers

[rough matrix]

Real time physics calculation is something you need to avoid to use especially
when u using your own calculated physics

[tough hollow]

dont listen to him your at the top of the pyramid

[jolly gorge]

This is too much for my caveman head

Me hit stick

Me hold G

[soft osprey]

Hey wow you should send this in an email to the devs at [e-mail] maybe they’ll hire you

[timber venture]

Ur saying i need to use pre baked physics?

[rough matrix]

I can translate it for monkey lng if u preffer

not insulting obvsly

[jolly gorge]

No send ghe email to the deva

[tough hollow]

hakfswird

[timber venture]

Ok

[rough matrix]

nah im not indie dev. im outsourcing

[soft osprey]

Hes not insulting you hes just saying youre dumb as a monkey

[tough hollow]

chak

[rough matrix]

Monkey's are not that dumb

[jolly gorge]

LOOOOL

[tough hollow]

oit

[vital perch]

who are you calling lesser

[tough hollow]

you

[soft osprey]

Red and pink roles

[timber venture]

😭

[vital perch]

you're just the same as me just with more privileges

[jolly gorge]

Monkeys are making a lotta better actions than most people tho

[vital perch]

pinks are far more vile

🤮

[jolly gorge]

Like climbing trees to obtain bananas

[soft osprey]

Bud we are nothing alike. I am vastly superior

Please don’t compare us

[vital perch]

that's it ,i'm not putting you on the banner of hs7

[tough hollow]

q

[tough hollow]

than goenad

put me on isnatae

[soft osprey]

😡

[vital perch]

not you either

[soft osprey]

Ugly

[tough hollow]

farrt

[vital perch]

you were replaced

[vital perch]

poopyhead

[tough hollow]

no i wasnt

[soft osprey]

Yeah he was hahaha

[signal wedge]

Easter and his unmatched charisma at it again

[soft osprey]

Let’s all laugh at him

[timber venture]

Hahhahahhahahahhahaahhaahahahahha

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344011183694282899/1379227020999004250/dontsaythat.gif

[jolly gorge]

AGHHAAA HAA HAA

[rough matrix]

nah u need to use something like the one that first KSP uses.
U getting from first frame and second frame information about movement and forces with their directions than calculate all the physics and reaction for the third and forth frame. it's mostly how it's done in Unreal

[vital perch]

gotta love mods shitting on their own community

[tough hollow]

you shouldnt be laughing light mode

go back to your hole

[jolly gorge]

That's why I'm revolting against Sir Moai

[soft osprey]

That’s right, I live for it

[jolly gorge]

To claim Easter and Halfcordia

[signal wedge]

Yes take his head

[jolly gorge]

It's for my eyes breh

[soft osprey]

You peasants can eat cake

[jolly gorge]

Eye support

[tough hollow]

release baby

[vital perch]

moai cake 😋

[jolly gorge]

@stone oracle and I formed an allied coalition against that tyrant

So that shall be done

[timber venture]

So i need to pre bake physics 4 frames forward?

[tough hollow]

execute him already

[jolly gorge]

(Disclaimer: Not actually cutting his head)

[tight isle]

are u cutting his arms instead

[rough matrix]

2 to 10 frames forward

depending of cpu of the customer

[jolly gorge]

I'm using blunt weapons

[rough matrix]

less frames forward = better cpu

[vital perch]

no rp in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[jolly gorge]

This aint grneral

[tough hollow]

this is halfsword

[tight isle]

no full auto in the building

[tough hollow]

you dingleberry fart nose

[rough matrix]

it's not full auto XD

[vital perch]

ragebait success

[timber venture]

Why tho? What if something changes. Like ik it's more optimized but it's not practical for a physics based game

[jolly gorge]

Also I'mm not "roleplaying"

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-cool-baby-blue-baby-gguh-instagram-baby-gif-13876681654423532075

[rough matrix]

ask KSP

[tough hollow]

you got me there g

[jolly gorge]

This is real !!! Not roleplay !!!

[rough matrix]

they have preety good physics

[timber venture]

Who is ksp

[rough matrix]

also Blade And Sorcery using this type

[tight isle]

there are no roles here we only have levels

[rough matrix]

Kerbal Space Program

[tough hollow]

evil person

[tight isle]

kark side phyl

[tough hollow]

ticket to brazillian pear chucking contest or azerbjan technoolgy limited edition mango

[jolly gorge]

I dont prefer cake

[remote iris]

I don’t have a keyboard

[timber venture]

Blade and sorcery is not fully physics based