certified smartass
#halfsword-chat-⚔
sturdy jolt
You said literally
stray garnet
Smells good.
obtuse tiger
smells like toast. I like toast
chrome jackal
I have been trying to make friends online with the classic, dropping weapons, kneeling and even peacefully following folk and nothing works lol
weak osprey
just kill em
sturdy jolt
tropic heron
Yo guys, there seems to be a bug in the game. I can't buy it
sturdy jolt
That bug will be resolved in about a month
crimson totem
why am i always downloading the demo? i went to the page for the normal game not the demo and when i click add to library or download it i get the demo version not the early access one
idle crane
The demo is currently the only available version. Early access has not released yet
pure widget
ok so when is the game
idle crane
Any time from now to december 31st is the release range we have been told
languid nest
that’s on fight night
small glen
Any time from now to december 31st is the release range we have been told
It's tonight mantic!! Jeez, what mod doesn't know the rd.
sturdy jolt
No specific release date, we just know it's before the end of the year
crimson totem
ah ok i thought it is already out
pure widget
It's tonight mantic!! Jeez, what mod doesn't know the rd.
<:willipa:119207144714...
whats tonight the game?????
sturdy jolt
There won't be a release date, it'll just release
sturdy jolt
languid nest
No specific release date, we just know it's before the end of the year
hopefully
sturdy jolt
That's what they said. They seem pretty certain that there won't be a delay
urban jackal
can you hook swords and shields with axes?
sleek gull
can you hook swords and shields with axes?
Yes. It is dangerous, but yet
urban jackal
sick
urban jackal
Yes. It is dangerous, but yet
i want to learn some real techniques and use them in half swodw
sleek gull
sick
Also, you may want to update your server name before the mods say something about it
urban jackal
Also, you may want to update your server name before the mods say something abou...
I've been here for months, nobody has a problem with it
sleek gull
You may have gotten lucky so far. lol
urban jackal
You may have gotten lucky so far. lol
idk, many people in other servers including moderators dont mind my user
except those 2 or 3 members
fierce wedge
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
tender quest
tender quest
naive holly
One and a two
tender quest
cronch
tender quest
idle crane
video wont play but i probably know what it is 
tender quest
hearty sparrow
guys how do i reset the game?
soft osprey
guys how do i reset the game?
I gotcha
lean nicheBOT
sturdy vale
when I get a concussion how do I recover from it, do I just get stuck with loose hands for the rest of the round or what
hearty sparrow
when I get a concussion how do I recover from it, do I just get stuck with loose...
wym
like
getting up?
sturdy vale
i got hit in the head and now i can't hold onto weapons
sturdy vale
If I am met with the most minor of resistance, I drop the weapon
hearty sparrow
i think so
soft osprey
do i type that in run?
Yes
You may have hidden files to show disabled so, if you press the view tab in your file explorer you’ll see an option to show hidden files
hearty sparrow
ngl ts is not working
soft osprey
ngl ts is not working
Which part are you having trouble with?
hearty sparrow
Which part are you having trouble with?
first part
soft osprey
first part
here is the manual path. ofc, greyf is my pc name so that would be replaced with whatever your pc name is.
before you follow the path make sure to enable show hidden files.
it is through the View tab
hearty sparrow
ill sr mine
elder aurora
hearty sparrow
i sent it to you
slow iris
coarse jolt
More stabby
viral phoenix
man i cant wait for this
obtuse tiger
Whattt
alpine shuttle
so i beat the ultimate challenge now im the baron how do i reset? it hasnt given me an option to reset and all the vids ive looked up suck ass
keen dock
linux half sworders unite
alpine shuttle
linux half sworders unite
thx
jolly gorge
More stabby
how do you maintain this accuracy
lunar sapphire
More stabby
why you stab him when hes already surrendering
coarse jolt
how do you maintain this accuracy
Chuck it up to luck, timing, and practice
lunar sapphire
Chuck it up to luck, timing, and practice
do you not have any respect for your enemy 
coarse jolt
why you stab him when hes already surrendering
Because they do the same when I hold G
coarse jolt
young sentinel
lunar sapphire
no sportsmanship
lean nicheBOT
Oaf!
quiet ferry
Flibberfibbiedaht
lean nicheBOT
Hellewite!
ivory spruce
Flibberfibbiedaht
i think you mean flibber de'gibbet 
coarse jolt
Wait let me turn this to a compilation lmao
:D
vital dagger
Ah, my most profound gratitude, you hedge-born knaue, you mangy cur of a buffoon. Truly, no wretch, rogue, or varlet could have bungled so magnificently without divine incompetence guiding their doltish hands.
You cowardly scoundrel, you oafish raggamuffin, you cuckolded lewdster of ill repute — your contribution, if one could call it that, shines like a moldy turnip in a ditch.
So from the depths of my sarcasm and the height of your idiocy, I offer you this: thank you, you flibber-de’gibbet hellewite, for proving that even the lowest-born fool can still make the rest of us look remarkably civilized.
YES
FUK
tough hollow
bald
tough hollow
How do you guys remove the UI?
insert key
young sentinel
insert key
Thank you💋
velvet creek
Do you guys also sometimes kill a guy ingame and then proceed to cut all his limbs off, stab his face so many times that hes completely red and then go to the next lvl
young sentinel
Do you guys also sometimes kill a guy ingame and then proceed to cut all his lim...
Yes
quiet ferry
Hellewite!
Hedgeborn
coarse jolt
Do you guys also sometimes kill a guy ingame and then proceed to cut all his lim...
Not anymore as I'm more of a neck stabbing kinda dude
But there was a time
sand herald
lean nicheBOT
Bufoon!
languid trail
quiet ferry
Scoundrel
wary yarrow
young sentinel
tough hollow
velvet creek
But there was a time
Thats actually wild
slow sequoia
When is the game coming out? I love the game but it crashes sometimes so i lose all my progess
raven solar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/t...
he's lucky i aint behind all that
violet drum
Im going to stream trying out the mods for the first time today, Is there a place I can post it here for any of you who might be interested?
violet drum
ty
violet drum
<#1047194231875321856>
just deletes my message that has the twitch link, maybe there's another place for it?
Either way, I'm /Oodie on twitch
sleek gull
just deletes my message that has the twitch link, maybe there's another place fo...
Sound slike a job for the Creators channel.
If you are a regular content creator, a mod might consider giving you the Content Creator role, and access to the creators channel
solid lichen
WHERE IS EAA
sleek gull
WHERE IS EAA
49 more days
solid lichen
49 more days
no its tommorow
violet drum
If you are a regular content creator, a mod might consider giving you the Conten...
oh, yeah I stream daily to bots, probably got close to 500 banned now
jolly gorge
i wanna buy some halfsword stuff, anyone got the link for the official store?
vapid hull
Giving other weapons a try, this is great
sleek gull
oh, yeah I stream daily to bots, probably got close to 500 banned now
I believe you just need to DM a mod, and they will assess.
little verge
just deletes my message that has the twitch link, maybe there's another place fo...
Ah links are blocked in that channel try sending it here.
little verge
okie and Ill message somebody a little later
Or you can send me yourr link!
sleek gull
www.twitch.tv/oodie
+1 follow
wind charm
Green him up 
little verge
Green him up <:MrClean:1336588919852240948>
Under the threshold at this time.
violet drum
awe thanks homies
wind charm
I was once a green leaf, until I became green myself.
wind charm
Easy
solid lichen
Green
wind charm
TOO MUCH GREEN
sleek gull
Mmmm, Greeeeeeeen
wind charm
Greem is a fire name, stealing it
idle crane
I was once a green leaf, until I became green myself.
I remeber when you were a green leaf. I remember you not liking the red arrow pointing at the classes image 
I dont think you were a green leaf then but it was not long after you joined
soft osprey
Uh oh
coarse jolt
I started to try finesse with my polearms instead of just the essential "swing at them"
fierce wedge
I started to try *finesse* with my polearms instead of just the essential "swing...
gotta love the hard-cut to willie choking on his blood
coarse jolt
✨ Daggers ✨
shell forge
Never underestimate a slap fighter
molten vale
are we allowed to mod
tough hollow
mods are allowed
why is bro lying
neat crow
tough hollow
mods are super duper mega illegal unc
shell bronze
quiet ferry
There better be a mod soon where willie is just naked in the first few tiers
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437412031971070054...
i might have discovered something super odd
shell forge
slap fighting is corny
Honestly, i dunno if slap fighting NPCs are more dangerous with an axe or sword.
whole eagle
aaa
heavy holly
I'm watching videos of OVRDTH
And I wonder
Is OVRDTH motif of commoner level boss?
kind bridge
why is bro lying
bro 😭
ea will legit have steam workshop support
devs don’t care abt mods as long as they aren’t maps
heavy holly
Tf mods are illegal?
tough hollow
yea mods are very very very illegal unfortunatly
heavy holly
yea mods are very very very illegal unfortunatly
#modders-guild-hall is this place some sort of evils den or smth
tough hollow
yea they lowk rebals
heavy holly
Lmao alright
vernal anchor
have there been any announcements about multiplayer coming in any updates?
heavy holly
Master gaslight moment
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437412031971070054...
so i tested the 4 big axes of the game
the one handed axe from Militia tier, the two handed axe from beggar tier, and the poleaxe and then the high tier two handed axe.
i can safely say, when it comes to axes. they get weaker, and weaker, and weaker
heavy holly
have there been any announcements about multiplayer coming in any updates?
Maintaining server is kinda hard for small team like this
heavy holly
so i tested the 4 big axes of the game
the one handed axe from Militia tier, th...
Yo qhat
small glen
the high tier axes seemingly struggle to dismember most enemies, meanwhile the lower axes had a much easier time
heavy holly
You mean beggar axe is better than knight tier axe??
small glen
biased research with no empirical evidence
i am not bullshitting
heavy holly
I literally got slitted in half by simple touch of blade of high tier while I was on baron match
shell bronze
2h axe is king
poleaxe cuts normally but has the highest speed for how much blunt it deals
mortal crag
so there will never be online mode?
heavy holly
Then again beggar boss axe got me In direct hit and somehow does some blood damage and that's all lmao
shell bronze
beggar axe is good only for moderate blunt damage comparable to a mace
mortal crag
lol make it behind a pay wall you have a decently loyal community that will pay
heavy holly
lol make it behind a pay wall you have a decently loyal community that will pay
What we have rn is
Half sword demo so
mortal crag
yh trure
stiff belfry
Am I tuff or no
mortal crag
yup
stiff belfry
Thank you twin ❤️
small glen
beggar axe is good only for moderate blunt damage comparable to a mace
this is the results of the two handed low tier axe
lean nicheBOT
Dolt!
signal wedge
hehe
jolly gorge
When does the game come out?
signal wedge
because the mods are evil
hey dont say that you
lean nicheBOT
Hellewite!
torn steeple
When does the game come out?
soon
sturdy jolt
When does the game come out?
Before the end of the year
torn steeple
but you need to crush your willie with a rock you must
maximum pain you need to endure
teal lantern
Guys, do yall know when the release will be?
tough hollow
6 years miniumn
teal lantern
6 years miniumn
Bro what
jolly gorge
Before the end of the year
Thank you
teal lantern
Before the end of the year
Oh, i see it now
tough hollow
im scared to see what hugh janus has to say
quiet ferry
Oaf
sturdy jolt
Dropped my keyboard
sleek gull
rapid vigil
wish more weapons played like the wooden hooked shovel
wind nebula
wish more weapons played like the wooden hooked shovel
It feels really nice
The 2h maces are really satisfying to use
rapid vigil
It feels really nice
fr, i would kill for a blunt weapon like that
tough hollow
wish more weapons played like the wooden hooked shovel
well i just so happen to HATE the wooden hooked shov
wind nebula
well i just so happen to HATE the wooden hooked shov
Sounds like a skill issue to me
tough hollow
Sounds like a skill issue to me
sounds like a wheelchair issue to me
rapid vigil
well i just so happen to HATE the wooden hooked shov
why?it can smack them in the head ans then slide itself off and if you just swing your mouth the other way it knocks them again
wind nebula
sounds like a wheelchair issue to me
Hating on disabled people isnt nice syop hating on urself i dont like how ur so depresive
rapid vigil
if you get rhythm with it it just loops into their head going left right left right
tough hollow
tough hollow
Hating on disabled people isnt nice syop hating on urself i dont like how ur so ...
whatever you say wheelie
okay fish stiks
sleek gull
tough hollow
are you guys actually in wheelchairs or something
taking ts to heart i can see
whatever boats your float didy blud
sleek gull
humble iris
why is it everytime i see runky in this chat its him arguing with someone after calling them wheelchair bound
tough hollow
why is it everytime i see runky in this chat its him arguing with someone after ...
its becaus the mango bluds are secretly fish
signal wedge
why is it everytime i see runky in this chat its him arguing with someone after ...
yeah
tough hollow
so were gonna ignore the bluds status
signal wedge
so were gonna ignore the bluds status
You literally decided to post it to the chat you goofball
tough hollow
You literally decided to post it to the chat you goofball
u right uncle theadore
signal wedge
Yo that status isn't very appropriate for this server as people can see it.
I ask that you delete the status or change it
humble iris
is my status appropriate mr turkey mod
tough hollow
thats a bit extreme dawgaroni and cheese
tough hollow
is my status appropriate mr turkey mod
🔥
humble iris
thank yout hank you
signal wedge
thats a bit extreme dawgaroni and cheese
Whats a bit extreme is taking the inappropriate status, screenshotting it and posting it in halfsword chat you goofball
tough hollow
Whats a bit extreme is taking the inappropriate status, screenshotting it and po...
not really
tough hollow
maybe really
humble iris
this is like saying "this guy called me slurs in dms" and then you send the slurs here in a ss
tough hollow
youra fish
tough hollow
this is like saying "this guy called me slurs in dms" and then you send the slur...
except his status is publicand anybody could see it
humble iris
yeah thats why hes gotta change it!
chrome jackal
If anyone sees me in the game, help me show others how to form teams without comms lol, I’ve gone to 16 kills so far it’s been fun for sure
tough hollow
If anyone sees me in the game, help me show others how to form teams without com...
wrong server?
chrome jackal
I’ll be dropping a weapon at ya feet and kneeling
tough hollow
i am not putting the dots together
uncle isnt in the know
humble iris
i am not in the know
signal wedge
Yes it does, because you can see it while browsing the list of people in the server.
sleek gull
No one even knew you were a dude...soooo
humble iris
ok so lets say i have a very bad dictator as my pfp
signal wedge
Alright, I'm not arguing with you.
humble iris
do discord features allow me to do that
yes
should i do it and is it allowed
no
same concept though using your logic
tough hollow
good for you dawg
humble iris
you can want it sure but the rules say something else!
hearty plaza
interesting status
humble iris
you would know them if you read them!
but if you are illiterate here you are
this is bait 🙏
who is "you guys"
tough hollow
sleek gull
Channel Topic: Discuss all things related Half sword only.
tough hollow
that doesnt look like halfsword mango blud
humble iris
i said im not debating about this anymore!!!
tough hollow
lower player damage
sleek gull
signal wedge
I'm assuming you didn't see your warn so I'll let you know that you've got an hour to change or delete your status, if its not changed you're getting removed.
Yes, you are breaking the rules of this server by having a very inappropriate status that's visible to people.
Just change your status
Its the discretion of the moderators, your status is not appropriate whatsoever. We are allowed to enact based upon things that can be viewed by the servers populous
tough hollow
torn steeple
hell naw
sleek gull
https://discord.com/guidelines
- Do not make sexually explicit content available to anyone under the age of 18. Discord users must be aged 18 or older to view, gain access to, or participate in adult sexual content on Discord.
Server owners must apply an age-restricted label to any channels that contain sexually explicit content involving adults or content involving adults that is shared solely for the purposes of sexual gratification.
Users may not post sexually explicit content in any space that cannot be age-restricted, including in avatars, **custom statuses **or bios, server banners, server icons, invite splashes, emoji, and stickers. (See our Sexual Content Policy Explainer for more.)
tough hollow
bro is areading blud
signal wedge
You made it very difficult
You could've just changed it but you decided to be argument
Yes it is, good job
trim compass
trim compass
😞
signal wedge
Aaaaand now you're gone
tough hollow
damnnnnnnnnnnn
trim compass
So is the crushing your balls with a rock joke exclusive to reddit
wheat leaf
The FUCK goin on in here
trim compass
My only question
tough hollow
So is the crushing your balls with a rock joke exclusive to reddit
dawg what
versed oriole
the switch up is mad crazy
wheat leaf
What was dudes status even
hearty plaza
he is gone
tough hollow
What was dudes status even
dms
signal wedge
Alright lets get back to halfsword discussion
wheat leaf
sleek gull
tough hollow
am i good enough for sensei to promote me guys
signal wedge
Jfc
brittle bridge
fuck happened
versed oriole
am i good enough for sensei to promote me guys
how do i get cool kills like this
tough hollow
how do i get cool kills like this
hold halfsword inc's snack bar hostage
sleek gull
how do i get cool kills like this
26,000 dpi. And Mouse Sensitivity slider to Max.
After that, git gud
signal wedge
26,000 dpi. And Mouse Sensitivity slider to Max.
After that, git gud
Who needs to git gud when you can just use blunt force trauma
vital perch
Who needs to git gud when you can just use blunt force trauma
based
torn steeple
why git good if you can cut dude in half using axe
signal wedge
swords are for the smarts, us common folk use sticks with weighted ends
tough hollow
who needs skill when you have to weights attached to your arms
signal wedge
Who needs weights attached to your arms when you get a crossbow in early access
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/rock-lee-weights-naruto-chunin-exams-flex-gif-26433140
Yooooooo its one punch man
sleek gull
LOL!
tough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/rock-lee-weights-naruto-chunin-exams-flex-gif-26433140
guy from fortnite
paper kernel
In the EA will there be Better limb decap
vital perch
In the EA will there be Better limb decap
check pins
paper kernel
So i wonder if bones will stick out if broken
sleek gull
So i wonder if bones will stick out if broken
compound fractures would go so hard
paper kernel
Because it would be cool if you hit the head with a mace it would deform
torn steeple
i hope they add stuff that if you smash someone in the head hard enough it just explodes
gone
reduced to atoms
tough hollow
i never got to hear what hugh janus was going to say
hearty plaza
will splitscreen multiplayer only work with keyboard + mouse and gamepad?
young ledge
brutal af
sleek gull
hearty plaza
as i remember, we had been trying to play project zomboid a few years ago and we missed a part that someones needs to use gamepad instead of keyboard (steam remote play)
young ledge
Also brutal. Extra brutal.
This one fucking cracks me up so much. Janky ass game makes for some hilarious moments.
sand herald
jolly gorge
So is the crushing your balls with a rock joke exclusive to reddit
Yes
sleek gull
It is at this moment he knew....
tender quest
potent belfry
wsg chat
signal wedge
im definitely getting swatted for this.
14 heavily armed police officers are on their way rn
static python
ok.
naive holly
14 heavily armed police officers are on their way rn
Add those stupid numbers to the brainrot museum
static python
hoping there are 6 or 7 of them.
signal wedge
Add those stupid numbers to the brainrot museum
What 67
sleek gull
lil bit
sleek gull
I watch m00, bumtastic, and sphinx
tender quest
tender quest
anyone seen caseoh play half sword?
he any good yet?
static python
he always rages about the pitch fork.
tender quest
I watch m00, bumtastic, and sphinx
sleek gull
https://tenor.com/view/what-about-me-bob-morales-la-bamba-dont-forget-about-me-h...
You stream?!
tender quest
static python
i finally reached the last rank in half sword.
i have gold gear now.
i almost lost my setup tryna get there but i made it.
static python
why does everyone in the member list have a ! on their name?
elder crow
guys, why is my gore despite being maxed out, still pretty just boring
like I slice someone's head, nothin' happens, just bone break sounds and blood but no visual effect
little violet
WHY DID MY WILLIE DECIDE TO TAKE BLOOD THINNERS BEFORE DOING THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!!! Im about to crash out ive died like a bajillion times.
little violet
like I slice someone's head, nothin' happens, just bone break sounds and blood b...
What else is supposed to happen?
elder crow
i saw the other guy's gore and game footage, mine's diff
hearty plaza
What else is supposed to happen?
decapitation probably
humble iris
Aaaaand now you're gone
aw man i didnt get to see it go down
tender quest
guys, why is my gore despite being maxed out, still pretty just boring
you asked this question earlier, why you asking again?
elder crow
i just wanna know
signal wedge
aw man i didnt get to see it go down
rip green gooby
humble iris
this is a sad day
elder crow
cuz like, i saw the other guy's game footage, and it shows a dude's head getting halved like a piece of loaf
i did that before nd it didn't happen like that footage
humble iris
its crazy how people choose to argue and get banned over something that shouldnt even bother them!!
signal wedge
its crazy how people choose to argue and get banned over something that shouldnt...
Pride and ego
humble iris
i wouldnt want to have pride in something vulgar like that
signal wedge
I think halfsword should half the sword again so it'll be quarter sword
hearty plaza
cuz like, i saw the other guy's game footage, and it shows a dude's head getting...
check your settings or restart the game and choose proper variant in the start screen (gruesome)
hearty plaza
my bad, grotesque
elder crow
oh
I usually up the blood settings and gore
like maxing it out
is that what i'm not supposed to do or smth?
humble iris
i did that before nd it didn't happen like that footage
wdym
tender quest
elder crow
yeah i hit his face, not the neck area tho, and it didn't slice in half like that gamefootage
humble iris
did you cut all the way through
potent belfry
oh god its so good
humble iris
and just push into it
tender quest
sometimes it just doesnt work
potent belfry
sometimes it just doesnt work
I see why you like the great sword
I hit an amazing hit with the hitl
hilt
it felt so good
elder crow
wait actually... I did it
tender quest
I see why you like the great sword
elder crow
oh okay nvm, my question is now answered
elder crow
ngl what rank do y'all use? for me i usually choose beggar cuz i can beat the shit outta people
tender quest
humble iris
humble iris
ngl what rank do y'all use? for me i usually choose beggar cuz i can beat the sh...
commoner
commoner is my life
either that or veteran underdog fights
elder crow
beggar's my fav
hearty plaza
soldier/veteran
elder crow
cool
tender quest
I see why you like the great sword
most well rounded weapon by far
potent belfry
most well rounded weapon by far
I get a good with on the head
then pop with the hilt
uts amazing
it such a good feeling
elder crow
leetov, you should see my game footage as the beggar, i accidently hit the dude so good and it knocked his ass out
tender quest
celest river
This game needs Zweihänders
potent belfry
its so hard to hit though
I will learn master
Don't worry
Militus is my sensei
It just feels so clean
vital perch
tender quest
humble iris
disarm
potent belfry
do you do tier 7 or 8?
tender quest
do you do tier 7 or 8?
all of them, depends which one i wanna do
potent belfry
all of them, depends which one i wanna do
ok
potent belfry
noted
humble iris
hes looks a tad bit uncomfortable
tender quest
curiousity got me
humble iris
spin of unhanding
potent belfry
curiousity got me
why you using it like master splinter
humble iris
curiousity got me
put that down right now
tender quest
why you using it like master splinter
idk i dont use these weapons usually
brittle bridge
why you using it like master splinter
potent belfry
idk i dont use these weapons usually
no ur using it good
hasty jetty
small glen
maybe
bold jacinth
DEFYING GRAVIRTIY
actually getting my shit kicked in right now by zeus with a halbard
STAND UP
you know that mech fighting movie with the guy from wolverine
Adam i think
i dont know why considering my damage modifiers are on normal, but my willie is unusually durable
potent belfry
Oh my god
small glen
curiousity got me
as a Ex-plancon main, that was miserable to watch! NEVER AGAIN!!!
bold jacinth
brave stands are the best gamemode for when you want to feel very confident
potent belfry
https://tenor.com/view/everyone-is-so-mean-to-me-heartbroken-heartbreak-shower-e...
noooo
bold jacinth
also did axes get changed?
small glen
also did axes get changed?
maybe
small glen
omg
bold jacinth
which ig is more accurate
potent belfry
yesss
tender quest
potent belfry
very cool
tender quest
am i cool guys
bold jacinth
getting killing shots with an axe and dropping it in willie is the most masculine activiity
naive holly
https://tenor.com/view/sol%E2%80%99s-rng-sols-rng-discord-discord-sols-rng-pink-...
No i did
tender quest
ignore the screams
naive holly
I am going to get you
small glen
I am going to get you
is that Judge from Blood Meridian?!
wheat leaf
1000 Willie stare
small glen
1000 Willie stare
i am staring at you
upbeat oasis
November 13th
for what
lost bison
This is why I cant stop playing this game lol theres so many possibilities
Check this shit out
ember flame
just discovered that if you and a npc grab something at the exact same time the game thinks you both have it so if you get close you just grab it
only thing is though it makes the sword phase through everything
brazen tiger
found ts on roblox 🎋
lost bison
halfed my sword pretty nice here
amber shoal
1000 Willie stare
civic bramble
someone should add a gun mod
ember flame
runic niche
crazy
split crescent
just discovered that if you and a npc grab something at the exact same time the ...
I find this funny when it happens because i’ve flung willies around
wheat leaf
i am staring at you
Don’t look at me
humble iris
brave stands are the best gamemode for when you want to feel very confident
best gamemode for power tripping
weak osprey
found ts on roblox 🎋
crimson compass
hate those fucks with the spiky pole
timber topaz
pseudo egret
game release in 6-7 minutes
pseudo egret
hate those fucks with the spiky pole
goengenadaoedag or something
pseudo egret
halfed my sword pretty nice here
who up halfing they swords rn
weak osprey
im halfin it man
lean nicheBOT
violet drum
I wanna add to the vibes with a picture (Half Sword) how you guys adding pics?
fringe nova
I wanna add to the vibes with a picture (Half Sword) how you guys adding pics?
C
in game
then just take a screenshot
fringe nova
gotta be a specific level i think
but for now theres #game-footage-🎮🎥
and #photography📷
violet drum
ahh ic
Check out my dump in photography
was gonna share the romantic one
haha
Goodnight folks
bronze sedge
why does willie kinda look like skinny Dana White
civic bramble
anyone know why I keep crashing
weak osprey
anyone know why I keep crashing
the game hates you
civic bramble
weak osprey
based
wheat leaf
ah, a lucerne enthusiast
love this weapon sm
im level 3
just an activity level
the more you chat n stuff the higher level, idk how many messages it takes tho
yeah fs, willies my dad
fr tho nobody really has contact w them, maybe community manager id guess
at least not readily accessible contact, otherwise they'd be getting spammed
i think they are definitely both optimizing it lots and also making it adjustable
rn the blood effects are lethal to most PC's
weak osprey
rn the blood effects are lethal to *most* PC's
eh who cares run it on the school pc instead
hell yes
wheat leaf
day 1 for honor player, i absolutely love it lmao
theres no other slasher game that lets you freely make your own attacks and movements in the way halfsword does, they all have set attack combo's
weak osprey
no. Not that, not only that. But too set it on fire
wheat leaf
for honor, mordhau, chiv, hellish quart. gladio morio, all the souls games, all of them use premade attack combo's and movements. thats why they typically can have online PVP where halfsword likely wont
weak osprey
yes indeed
wheat leaf
no. Not that, not only that. But too set it on fire
the school or the computer
weak osprey
the school or the computer
2 in 1
soft osprey
No guarantee they respond
weak osprey
timmy tuffknuckles over here schools arent flammable
why not test it out then
wheat leaf
why not test it out then
you can never get the whole school fast enough nothing burns quick it gets shut down quick
mortar, glass, concrete, metal, that shit dont burn, you go to a wooden school?
weak osprey
you can never get the whole school fast enough nothing burns quick it gets shut ...
no shit not a lot of things burn, you expect an entire school to burn in less than a minute? only a dumbass believes so
im just saying les tes out burning it
weak osprey
give me half sword to run on windows 7 from 10 years ago
weak osprey
I love this smartass
weak osprey
itd prob work
Even better is when you run it as background application 10 times
wheat leaf
yeah maybe you could burn the computer at least
sand herald
wheat leaf
theres enough dust in there to ignite and make a fireball
sleek gull
weak osprey
I love half swording it so good
weak osprey
yeah maybe you could burn the computer at least
thats what im thinking
soft osprey
Care to elaborate
Theres only two meanings I can think of and both will get you thrown into a pit of snakes
So I just want to know which one im throwing you away for
weak osprey
he is too freaky
wheat leaf
cleaaaarly he meant an adult only college type school
wheat leaf
valid
soft osprey
switch up like the flip of a coin
Thanks for pointing it out
Have to be fair all around
Snitch ass
No im jk lmao
I appreciate you
wheat leaf
yeah im just observant like that, yknow always keepin an eye out
sand herald
sleek gull
sand herald
wheat leaf
i respect how you use a lot of real stance transitions and combo's, very smooth w it too
sleek gull
i respect how you use a lot of real stance transitions and combo's, very smooth ...
Thank you so much!
soft osprey
love u too bbg lmk wyd ltr
jolly gorge
yeah im just observant like that, yknow always keepin an eye out
Xartosh the Observer
wheat leaf
i seen a thing or two 😮💨
sand herald
wheat leaf
you too im noticing you do the front swing grip switches super smooth, i can only do the backswing ones that good its impressive
all my clips look robotic lol i wanna get smooth like that
jolly gorge
i seen a thing or two 😮💨
I one or two'd a thing
sturdy jolt
sturdy jolt
If you click once you can change the way you hold your weapon, it's a better position for parrying
celest river
If you click once you can change the way you hold your weapon, it's a better pos...
ok
sleek gull
celest river
clean ass decaps
night lintel
just absolutely rocked a willie accidentally
my medal clip of it was laggy asf though so i cant watch it cleanly
sturdy jolt
wheat leaf
he chose not to surrender, which i respect. gave him a non-lethal finish for it
placid wing
This motherfucker grabbed me in abyss and promptly died without letting go
do I have to restart the run
placid wing
fuck me I guess
small glen
fuck me I guess
mortal Kombat ass fatality
night lintel
he chose not to surrender, which i respect. gave him a non-lethal finish for it
i think that might be more disrespectful than not rocking him and just stabbing ihm
weak osprey
im back
no more of those bad jokes
and uh sorry mods
me and lucerne humbly apologize on our behalf
true man
I gotta stop my dark humor sometimes
I just feel some sort of spiritual conviction inside me
valid punishment
sturdy jolt
What did you do
crude flower
Balled too hard
wheat leaf
i think that might be more disrespectful than not rocking him and just stabbing ...
maybe, but he gets to live for his bravery
night lintel
maybe, but he gets to live for his bravery
true
weak osprey
What did you do
we aint spilling beans cuh
minor wigeon
is there a channel to suggest features? or do you just have to hope a dev sees your message
wheat leaf
sturdy jolt
is there a channel to suggest features? or do you just have to hope a dev sees y...
They don't take suggestions. They have a plan for what they're doing. If something is urgent enough and a large number of people want it, they'll implement it, like how they changed balancing so you aren't always falling over
minor wigeon
ah, ok, thats fair
wheat leaf
never hurts to speak your suggestions freely tho, if its good enough itll gain traction
mental kelp
Mcwonderbeast has previously said that well thought out, good suggestions get sent directly to Frank
I don't know exactly what level is well thought out
Probably just very unique, very doable, and in-depth
weak osprey
never hurts to speak your suggestions freely tho, if its good enough itll gain t...
try spin kicking
you can ragdoll yourself with the half sword enchancer mod
A game with a ragdoll button is always peak
signal wedge
Balled too hard
My child
signal wedge
Hello
crude flower
You still halfswordin?
crude flower
I see i see
signal wedge
Wbu
signal wedge
Nice I gotta play that game again
signal wedge
SOG prairie fire dlc is peak gaming
Speaking of sog are you hyped for hell let loose vietnam
crude flower
Halfswordin, chivalryin, other random thangs
crude flower
Speaking of sog are you hyped for hell let loose vietnam
Only if it's good
weak osprey
But I mean that also gives more control to the character
crude flower
SOG is good in arma because of the amount zeus and soldiers can do
I spent 3 hours making a forward operating base out of a village last weekend
signal wedge
Do you know what sog is
quaint ingot
what are we talking about?
crude flower
Son of gun
signal wedge
Surveillance and Operations Group
crude flower
what are we talking about?
Halfsword Vietnam DLC coming soon
crude flower
Yeah i know of macv i just didn't know what sog meant
quaint ingot
then why do I see “Hell let Loose but Vietnam”
weak osprey
when we getting trench warfare half sword
crude flower
The AC119K is a beast
crude flower
then why do I see “Hell let Loose but Vietnam”
Other vietnam coming soon game
We started talkin bout arma 3
signal wedge
when we getting trench warfare half sword
Halfsword set in 1914
quaint ingot
Yeah I wish I had Arma 3 but stuck with Operation Harsh Doorstop
weak osprey
Halfsword set in 1914
Willies be dying left and right
signal wedge
Instead of crossbows they get gewer 98s and Lee Enfields
crude flower
Mark V running over many many willie bodies
quaint ingot
Harsh Doorstop is very dead like I see at most 60+ people playing
crude flower
Harsh Doorstop is very dead like I see at most 60+ people playing
It is what it is
I got a couple dead games too
Zero hour, thunder tier 1
At least ready or not is a baller game
quaint ingot
Yeah I reinstalled Ready or Not and got my essential mods
wheat leaf
found this wacky thing you can do
crude flower
less so nowadays
It's good, but they're fucking the dog a lot recently
Not fun
I used to be able to run it on my old gaming LAPTOP and now i can't run it on my fairly better PC
bunch of bull for real
signal wedge
Milsim shooters disappeared as quickly as they became popular lol
quaint ingot
What are your mods?
The essentials are Gunfighter, blueprint menu, better flashlight, and switch illuminator
crude flower
Nahhhh squad bing chilling for a long time
wheat leaf
'shiver me timbers' ahh move
weak osprey
scale the pavise shields to get the best shield experience
quaint ingot
The essentials are Gunfighter, blueprint menu, better flashlight, and switch ill...
I have so many mods not even sure what half of them are
crude flower
The essentials are Gunfighter, blueprint menu, better flashlight, and switch ill...
Switch illum? Is that just because the new update hasn't come out yet
quaint ingot
Switch illum? Is that just because the new update hasn't come out yet
Yeah
crude flower
More attachment points is always good
crude flower
But i wish they went more in depth
wheat leaf
i call it northern european simulator
weak osprey
you are based
crude flower
This seems like a halfway in-depth update
weak osprey
maximum protection
quaint ingot
The switch illuminator mod lets me use a visiable green laser
crude flower
More guns would be nice too
crude flower
The switch illuminator mod lets me use a visiable green laser
Ah okay
wheat leaf
maximum protection
idk why more people didnt do this historically
quaint ingot
More guns would be nice too
that’d be nice
weak osprey
idk why more people didnt do this historically
I mean think about it just wear big shields
wheat leaf
each soldier carries a piece of wall, together they make one big wall, cant believe nobody tried this in history
quaint ingot
idk why more people didnt do this historically
Maybe because it’d be close to maybe 500lbs
weak osprey
each soldier carries a piece of wall, together they make one big wall, cant beli...
smart, they did that with shields tho
weak osprey
Maybe because it’d be close to maybe 500lbs
then get stronk soldiers
wheat leaf
Maybe because it’d be close to maybe 500lbs
you got heavy walls cuh
weak osprey
Heavy walls = impenetrable defenses
quaint ingot
at that point just build something
weak osprey
or just weld heavy walls together
wheat leaf
at that point just build something
each soldier carries metal mats, they can just build walls n shit like fornite
weak osprey
smart idea
wheat leaf
i did it too much and the axe disappeared :(
weak osprey
sometimes the poleaxe dissapears out of existence
idk why
increase the scale of the great sword
U got a big sword
wheat leaf
only ever happened when i do this goofy move
quaint ingot
I wanna comment about it and I already know it’s gonna get taken out of context
weak osprey
I wanna comment about it and I already know it’s gonna get taken out of context
say it
come on
Increase spear scale
U get peak
mental kelp
wheat leaf
weak osprey
100 willies vs 1 baron
mental kelp
mantis/porta di ferro trapping without cambiamento
weak osprey
mantis/porta di ferro trapping without cambiamento
use your fists cuh
quaint ingot
use your fists cuh
What about a rondel 7x normal size
weak osprey
even better
mental kelp
vom tag feinting
lost ivy
I don’t understand how you’re that accurate? Sword swing is very unpredictable atp lol
shell forge
wtf he nearly killed me, and took mercy at the last second
mental kelp
use your fists cuh
quaint ingot
It’s more fun as a giant because you can throw Willie
elder crow
giant?
quaint ingot
Yeah
elder crow
with a mod or smth can you do that?
quaint ingot
enhancer
elder crow
enhancer what?
quaint ingot
HS enhancer
elder crow
is that only available to the gauntlet mode or smth?
quaint ingot
No
elder crow
wait where can i find that setting?
quaint ingot
In nexus
elder crow
nexus, okay
exotic ridge
i've been searching for the longest time
and i know it exists
someone sent a zip file full of screams and stuff from this game
from like 1-2 years ago
i've always used it until i switch pc's now i cant find it. can someone PLEASE either forward it to me or reply to it if its here
quaint ingot
I recommend if you want to spawn a big Willie set the distance from the ground to like 200
elder crow
hmm
yeah i installed the mod
so, how you like, does it need a certain key to instantly spawn the settings or
like do you just launch it again?
quaint ingot
The mod will boot up half sword on it’s own
mental kelp
elder crow
okay
weak osprey
simple nab to the floor = dead
quaint ingot
And it now weights 500lbs
tough hollow
how powerful is halfsword willie
tough hollow
base willie
weak osprey
how powerful is halfsword willie
can carry big items
elder crow
ah
weak osprey
Tested out with scaling weapons
elder crow
slightly above human
weak osprey
Tested out with scaling weapons
without modifying him
elder crow
if we're like realistically speaking here
but it's a modified willie
It's a whole different story
tough hollow
is willie evil
elder crow
uh depends also
weak osprey
is willie evil
depends on the willie’s morality
If he lets you surrender thats a good willie
If he still attacks while you surrender thats a bad willie
quaint ingot
I’ve had Willie continue to try to kill me when I’m already dead
elder crow
sum disrespectful shit
tough hollow
is willie human
quaint ingot
I mean yes physically, but in reality he’s just a bunch of pixels
tough hollow
is willie a superhero
weak osprey
is willie human
willie is a fungus
tough hollow
checks out
weak osprey
is willie a superhero
he killed the baron for our sake, so yes
quaint ingot
I think he’s closer to a addict
tough hollow
is the baron evil
hallow gull
hi
quaint ingot
massacred a lot of willies
so have we
tough hollow
but so did we
weak osprey
then thats good
hallow gull
one of my better friends unfriended me cause i asked if he was ok when he was coughing
tough hollow
are halfsword players evil?
quaint ingot
are halfsword players evil?
no
hallow gull
liar
weak osprey
are halfsword players evil?
depends, if they don’t let a willie surrender and kill em thats bad
lean nicheBOT
Bufoon!
hallow gull
huh
tough hollow
does willie have superpowers?
weak osprey
does willie have superpowers?
yes
quaint ingot
I mean you can ask Willie
little verge
does willie have superpowers?
elder crow
bruh
tough hollow
but he can slow down time
hallow gull
@lean niche is it try you are him
little verge
but he can slow down time
Head trauma = Altererd perception of time
quaint ingot
Head trauma = Altererd perception of time
That ain’t wrong
tough hollow
Head trauma = Altererd perception of time
what if willie no have head trauma
weak osprey
Head trauma = Altererd perception of time
willie’s second superpower
elder crow
or maybe he has like enhanced reflxes
little verge
my fuckin' cursor keeps changing and stops locking
elder crow
like he sees the time slower, optionally
quaint ingot
what if willie no have head trauma
He has serious brain damage
little verge
what if willie no have head trauma
That is the secret, Willie always has brain damage.
tough hollow
That is the secret, Willie always has brain damage.
willie born with brain cancer?
little verge
willie born with brain cancer?
