#halfsword-chat-⚔

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buoyant ravine
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why do the graphics look worse on dx12 yet eat more fps

warped apex
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I think I ate bad meat balls and I'm sick now

warped apex
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This is how I die food lol

soft osprey
round stone
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What up, half bros

buoyant ravine
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if that dont work i can give him a quick death

round stone
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any news yet?

buoyant ravine
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just say when

dawn nebula
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when

covert flare
buoyant ravine
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pinklepuff get your ass back to typing that message

warped apex
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one moment

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been hitting some pretty eh clips

buoyant ravine
covert flare
round stone
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Looks upset lmao

round stone
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How to interact with a shield user

somber rock
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I’m dying for early access

round stone
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I can barely hold it together

buoyant ravine
candid lichen
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Half Sword

buoyant ravine
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hold up did the 2nd guy who died break his neck from falling

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also the 3rd guy who died how did his head come off despite chooping his thigh?

shell bronze
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instead of working to earn a living i could be playing half sword 18 hours a day

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why must god forsake me

tender quest
lean sleet
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Hello, I am new to discord community. I don't know if someone already metioned this topic, but what is going on with fatal erors? I have high end pc, doesn't seem to be the problem on my side :3

covert flare
shell bronze
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play dx11 in addition for less likely crash

hasty bloom
# warped apex

“eh clips” bro looks like he Tron’d himself into halfsword to play fr 😭 these were so killer

lean sleet
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ok, and maybe turn on lowest dmg visuals?

covert flare
shell bronze
shell bronze
lean sleet
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Ok I will try, is there going to be any fixing soon maybe?

shell bronze
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perfection is the name of the game for us

shell bronze
lean sleet
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Ok thank you very much, hope early access will start soon

lean sleet
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Jesus, now I can't even start the game without crash

shell bronze
lean sleet
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I have to reinstall

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Can't get to main screen

shell bronze
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oh rip

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at least game isn't heavy

lean sleet
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Naaah

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Did full ultra no problem

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Luckily 2.4gb over in 30sec

tender quest
small glen
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call me crazy, since i like polearms

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not a huge fan of poleaxes

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besides the tiny ones

lean sleet
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Actualy reinstall didn't help

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Can't even play anymore

small glen
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an axe?!

tender quest
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its just an odd shaped greatsword if you think about it

small glen
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its death on a stick

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that also weighs like

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2 pounds but feels like its 400

round stone
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Dayumn, as he fell, the sword cut deeper

covert flare
covert flare
small glen
shell bronze
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militus diversifying his portfolio

small glen
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axes?

lean sleet
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I don't know why I can't run compatibility mode

small glen
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unarmored?

tender quest
small glen
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bro is being colorful

shell bronze
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he is starting to believe

shell bronze
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this is what it takes to be an apex player

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mastery of all conventional weaponry

covert flare
shell bronze
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he made it to hs7 off of the greatsword alone

small glen
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and have fun with that

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it can blunt suuuper well

shell bronze
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that thing is cheating

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it's like the baron's mace with added bullshit flesh tearing ability

small glen
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when testing it out

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i learned that its weaker than the low tier axe, but the high tier axe has more sharp points

round stone
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Well, well, well, look who can't wield the Plankton now.

fossil isle
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YO IM TIRED OF BARONN

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FUCKKK

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I can't beat ts

round stone
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we all lowered damage to character to min for that

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and/or maxing damage to npc

fossil isle
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but if I did so....

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I'd be a cheater.

lean sleet
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Sorry for bothering but it seems I can't find this at all

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crap can't post pics

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Delete the SaveGames folder: Navigate to %appdata%\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved in the Windows search bar and delete the SaveGames folder. The game will regenerate it on restart.

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this crap

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nowhere to be found

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And I have verified files already

round stone
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If there's someone who's cheating it'd be them from the very start

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Putting you all naked and unarmed in the middle of the arena

fossil isle
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how is thep itchfork heavy

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but not so heavy

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I swear it takes a lot of energy to swing but it doesn't do any blunt damage

round stone
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See?

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Everything is against you

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Until some things like that get optimized...

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There's no shame on changing the damage

minor wigeon
solemn holly
round stone
solemn holly
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if there was an exact date it'd be listed on steam and probably posted in #announcements

minor wigeon
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you're so right lmao

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idk why i didnt just check that

fossil isle
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HOW DID HE BREAK ALL MY LIMBS

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BY JUST RUNNING INTO ME

minor wigeon
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human brick method

lean sleet
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fixed the game...

shell bronze
hasty venture
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release date yet?

shell bronze
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no

restive garnet
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Might as well be december 30th

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Not confirmed by me

warped apex
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galaxy will this stuff be possible in the new update

hasty jetty
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It's November 13th

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I know it

warped apex
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I thought I heard something about a throwing button

hasty jetty
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Or at least the annoucement

minor wigeon
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anyway

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sword clashing is so sweet

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i love greatswords

restive garnet
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Not confirmed by me

minor wigeon
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indubitably

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but a cool estimate fr

restive garnet
restive garnet
signal wedge
minor wigeon
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atp lets shoot for new years

restive garnet
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HS ea announced with a firework

lost bison
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hey gang so does the Center crosshair setting do nothing at all?

restive garnet
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Nopes

spring trench
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Does half sword only have a demo?

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Im to lazy to look rn

restive garnet
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Yes for now

spring trench
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Ok 👍

lost bison
minor wigeon
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i think it would be funny if the groin area was a weakspot if kicked

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like nothing crazy like making you ragdoll or anything but making your screen blurry for a second or two

hollow delta
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UHHH WTF?

i just saw an item glow a really bright blue and then teleport over to my left????

minor wigeon
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ufo

hollow delta
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200 hours and ive never seen or heard of that happening before

lost bison
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I aint never got done so dirty before

hollow delta
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almost got a pic of it in the picture mode, but it continued to fade away even when i paused the game ot go into the picture mode

lost bison
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Split me like a log

restive garnet
hollow delta
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for reference i have zero mods so its pure vanilla game

hollow delta
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then again ive had plenty of times where items fly out and they really never return lol

minor wigeon
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i had my abyss run ended by a flying hammer so

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anything is possible

modern venture
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Pmo

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When this game releasing

minor wigeon
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probably late dec

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or early jan

real holly
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any one got any buckler clips i feel like it is a very useless weapon

modern venture
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How much should the game cost full price?

real holly
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29.99

modern venture
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Out of my budget

minor wigeon
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dude, i love disarming and weaseling into weak spots with great swords

real holly
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1.2 macro cents

modern venture
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I can do 1.1 macro cents

hollow delta
lost bison
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Mouse acceleration does very interesting things in this game

bronze sedge
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y'all may disagree on this one but the mace with the tiny iron on top that usually appears after the axe dude is actually underrated and is probably one of the best weapons in the game

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another one as well is the pitchfork, but most players just hate on this one

lost bison
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is it the little tiny round one?

bronze sedge
minor wigeon
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i love drawn out fully armored fights

wheat leaf
bronze sedge
lost bison
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this one?

real holly
bronze sedge
minor wigeon
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the maces arereally good

lost bison
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imma give it a whir

wheat leaf
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Maces tend to be kinda floppy too, as good a damage as they do

bronze sedge
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one time I think I got like 3-4 dudes down with the pitchfork

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probably my best run with the weapon

minor wigeon
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have you ever taken it in abyss and just ran in a straight line?

twilit escarp
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willie accidentally opened the fucking ark of the covenant

minor wigeon
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skewering willy

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oh my

bronze sedge
inland pond
split crescent
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All my minnesotans in chat, northern lights are gonna be real vibrant tonight

violet drum
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Hey fam

Fresh here, long time player and fan of the design.

Thank you 🙂

Also, silly

I agree, that little mace can bust your kidneys with a tap

bronze sedge
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what happening in Minnesota bruh

bronze sedge
violet drum
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On another note im glad the spike bat got nerfed

bronze sedge
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I've beat the scythe boss twice with the mace, somehow it works

violet drum
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Damn lol

I usually just run in and grab his ass cause he too scary

Maybe ill toss a mace at him instead lol

twilit escarp
bronze sedge
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just don't give him space to swing the scythe, that's usually what I do

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stay as close as possible at all times

violet drum
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Yeah he’s dangerous

minor wigeon
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i swear 90% of that fight is luck sometimes

bronze sedge
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nah cuz it's such a long weapon

minor wigeon
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you'd be surprised

bronze sedge
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the closer you're the less space he will have to swing it

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but it's also the sharpest weapon in the game so even if you barely touch it it's over

violet drum
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I have a question, did a quick announcement review and didnt see anything but: Are devs planning a sort of conquest campaign mode or anything?

Im imagining starting as a farmer who’s home is ravaged by an army but you adventure to eventually fight kings and take their spot: as an example

bronze sedge
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everytime they drop new updates (at least on their Steam community) they usually drop some lore of it. a story mode would be interesting

twilit escarp
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power word scrunch

bronze sedge
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the HalfSword lore is actually gass tho

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I recommed y'all reading trhough their Steam page

violet drum
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Lol

lost bison
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the auto parry bs makes me so frustrated

violet drum
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Imma write up an idea in threads

twilit escarp
wheat leaf
twilit escarp
wheat leaf
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Real 😭

haughty basin
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decided to try the demo, its pretty awesome. is there a rule to how enemies spawn in the abyss?

simple vale
haughty basin
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i usually get one or two and then the scythe guy never spawns, leaving me stuck?

spring trench
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how do you guys have such good graphics 😭

lost bison
wheat leaf
haughty basin
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then, whatever boss im supposed to find here

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just wont spawn?

wheat leaf
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Are you running straight or zigzag

haughty basin
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circles?

wheat leaf
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Cuh

haughty basin
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how should i be?

simple vale
simple vale
haughty basin
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oh!

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yep just found and decapitated scythe guy

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that makes a lot of sense, i thought i was supposed to stick to lit areas

wheat leaf
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I’ve never heard of running in circles before your bonkers

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Run straight lmao

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You’ll always get loot and enemies in front of you

haughty basin
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i thought the loot areas were random

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in the predefined arena

wheat leaf
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Kinda, but the area infinitely generates

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As far as I’m aware

marsh sandal
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Although we are on the verge of getting the game, I wonder if the release date will be revealed soon

haughty basin
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i found a wall earlier

simple vale
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fences spawn to prevent you from just walking away from bosses

twilit escarp
haughty basin
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ive also been super enjoying using the greatsword as knight, though most people seem to not like it?

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lockon is awful though, i have no idea how it works and it sucks

lost bison
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you have to get used to it but once you do pepeOK

haughty basin
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tbh ive mostly been using it in halfsword-mode as a grapple/stab/bash

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gotta peel into the hostile tin cans

simple vale
haughty basin
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i want the lockon to just be whatever enemy is physically closest to me

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the Z lock/relock seems to not work basically at all?

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or it will pick some guy in a far corner

simple vale
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i personally have lockon completely disabled
i just found it a little annoying

haughty basin
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too slow, need head contact or it does literally nothing

buoyant ravine
shell bronze
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does fuckall outside of headshots

haughty basin
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but like, if i just halfsword the greatsword and grab someone i can keep them from swinging and eventually get something done

junior osprey
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Need some help. I’ve been trying to run half sword but it automatically crashes, telling me that there was a fatal error. I haven’t had issues in the past and this all started yesterday.

buoyant ravine
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your armored fists are a better weapon than the sword if your gonna use it as a knight going against other knights

soft osprey
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Let me know if it works

junior osprey
haughty basin
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commoner fights with a longsword are probally the funnest in the game

buoyant ravine
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dx12 makes the graphics worse and eats my fps for breakfast. dx11 will always remain the best directx

shell bronze
buoyant ravine
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clueless how the hell are you so goddamn smooth

buoyant ravine
shell bronze
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solid midrange option but def not top

shell bronze
buoyant ravine
shell bronze
haughty basin
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the commoner boss is rough

buoyant ravine
haughty basin
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hes just, comically fast

buoyant ravine
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commoners boss is really hard. its because of his sword

shell bronze
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just pitchfork him

buoyant ravine
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ive been playing for 162 hours and i still cant parry

somber pawn
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how do you install mods? 🙁

simple vale
buoyant ravine
haughty basin
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honestly beggar boss is up to some bullshit though

shell bronze
fossil tree
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wheres the faq channel

shell bronze
buoyant ravine
split crescent
cerulean needle
humble iris
buoyant ravine
humble iris
buoyant ravine
haughty basin
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is there a way to actually aim above the waist while stabbing?

soft drift
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whatever this thing is is so fucking good

haughty basin
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honestly the idea to mix physics jank and a roguelike was terrible

lucid sonnet
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does anyone want to be friends i Am playing half sword

haughty basin
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the sensitivity while looking up is for some reason, comically low

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as in, drag my mouse all the way off the pad for 5 degrees

round stone
soft drift
haughty basin
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i also cant swing swords up and down to save my life

soft drift
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if you're holding left or right click your sensitivity is lowered

soft drift
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im not very good at it myself

haughty basin
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"takes some practice"

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why?

soft drift
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the entire game takes practice to be good at😭

lucid sonnet
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does anyone want to be freinds

haughty basin
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eh

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i dont know, great demo but just not for me

inner pond
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hi

haughty basin
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i dont really see the potential in the full game either. trying to mix a goofy physics combat system with serious mechanics is rough

inner pond
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wheres faq?

haughty basin
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~~the game also runs comically badly with more than 3 combatants ~~

soft drift
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ue5 has shit optimization

haughty basin
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"we used the bad engine as a joke"

soft drift
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why are you so overly negative

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😭

haughty basin
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im not wrong about the game not running well

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im not wrong about lockon being awful to use

soft drift
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just turn down your settings

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its a demo

regal stump
inner pond
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are any of these new maps out or can we only play in the arena

soft drift
haughty basin
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the fullgame never runs better than the demo

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cure yourself of hubris

soft drift
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its just a demo

regal stump
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why are you so mad bro 💀

haughty basin
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like, for 1v1s the game works shockingly well

soft drift
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kidding

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idk why

haughty basin
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you introduce more than that and the flaws show

soft drift
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good thing you can choose to only do 1v1s

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the game doesnt force you to do anything other than 1v1s unless you go to the abyss

haughty basin
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correct, its a shame doing 1v1s is entirely suboptimal

soft drift
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or the ultimate challenge but thats different too

soft drift
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you do not need to min/max halfsword

haughty basin
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i think the carnage matches are easier than 1v1s since its just a game of stabbing two guys in the back and then fighting the third guy who is halfway stabbed to death

soft drift
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good job figuring that out einstein thats medieval combat

haughty basin
soft drift
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past militia it gets really easy

haughty basin
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if you dont grab plancon thats not true

soft drift
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and how long have you been playing

haughty basin
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8ish hours

soft drift
soft drift
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it has range and weight

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and a sharp pokey end

haughty basin
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range weight and a sharp pokey end? literally plancon

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i joke

cerulean needle
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I've made it a habit to use every weapon at some point, my most effective is long glaive with using alternating grips for momentum

soft drift
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its good to learn

haughty basin
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ive gotten decent as pesant tier longsword gaming, but i still get got seemingly at random 1 in 10ish times

soft drift
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commoner tier is probably the hardest since everything is so lethal with little protection

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but after that

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shit its smooth sailing

haughty basin
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frontloading the most difficult tier is mad funny

modern venture
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upvote 🏳️‍🌈

round stone
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Perhaps I was too harsh on that polearm user

soft drift
soft drift
haughty basin
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i dont know what you thought i was saying

lucid sonnet
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Does anyone wnt to be freinds

modern venture
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No

lucid sonnet
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cringe ai pfp

modern venture
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It’s not ai bud

soft drift
modern venture
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“Im not in pain” ahh pfp @lucid sonnet

soft drift
lucid sonnet
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what graphics car

soft drift
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wat fo lunch

lucid sonnet
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havent eaten yet

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im eating steak for diner

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yeet

naive holly
boreal path
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hi halfswordians

hollow delta
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Sam i have uncovered the half sword lore

sturdy jolt
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This wait is taking too long

naive holly
wheat leaf
elfin plover
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I got my foot lobbed off after I hit a guy in the throat.
Game said I won.

Guess that means I got.. The upper hand.... foot. err.. nvm

wheat leaf
boreal path
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im proud !

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very clean

wheat leaf
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thank u thank u froggoblush

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its a fun move, great opener for different combo's

split crescent
elfin plover
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I've been trying to get better at upward diagonals. I can never seem to get 'em right though. Well done >:3

split crescent
elfin plover
wheat leaf
elfin plover
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I've been trying to find a good longsword to main, but I can't seem to find one I'm super comfy with

wheat leaf
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get the halfsword enhancer mod, lets you spawn them by type and try each variant

elfin plover
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oooo oki doki.
I've only had the selector mod. I'll give that a go

soft drift
boreal path
boreal path
boreal path
signal wedge
split crescent
naive holly
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They go vertical

tough hollow
boreal path
cobalt sleet
hallow gull
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hi

boreal path
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hi !

hallow gull
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how you question mark

boreal path
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shift slash

hallow gull
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no

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how are you

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question mark

boreal path
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what

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im not

wheat leaf
hallow gull
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you arent

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i wanna make videos on this game but idk what id record and also my game looks buns cause pc buns

boreal path
wheat leaf
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just like longsword

hallow gull
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no its a zwwziaosinglebing

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not a longsword

wheat leaf
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might be hard to see he hit my sword directly on the tip

soft drift
soft drift
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whatever he called it before he got banned

boreal path
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idek where we got "plancon a picot" from

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i dont think it shows up in any source with visual corroberation

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i would just call it a goedendag

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plancon literally just means "plank"

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probably doesnt mean anything in period to any kind of codified measure

signal wedge
# soft drift

This is like a scene where the person killing is whispering a message into the soon to be deceased

whole grove
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Yo is there any hair mode in hs

boreal path
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no

hard oracle
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we ded

night lintel
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just accidentally slit a willies neck and decapitated another in one slice

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lowk tuff

sand herald
sturdy jolt
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I remember when there was only the itch.io version. It’s been pretty cool growing up alongside this game and seeing how much better it’s gotten

soft drift
tough hollow
soft drift
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wyd in that situation

tough hollow
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prolly headphones because wallets arent good waterbottles

soft drift
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broke one leg with a halberd and the other snapped while trying to stand up

sand sphinx
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when is the next halfsword update 😢

tough hollow
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only demo

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not for long!!!

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ea early acsess soon!!

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because devs are awesome

boreal path
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dont lie

tough hollow
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wdym dawgaroni and cheese

wheat leaf
haughty basin
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any good way to prevent crashes?

small dove
dense garden
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i bet my balls this game doesnt come out this year

hallow gull
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ok

tough hollow
silent stag
silent stag
# tough hollow

It pisses me off when they throw the sword as if it wasn't expensive as hell.

tough hollow
silent stag
tough hollow
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aliexpress doenst take spagetthi

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only my taiwaniese sword dealer

hallow gull
tough hollow
hallow gull
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bro go scoliosis for that

tough hollow
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a small price to pay for the clio

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clip

small glen
versed oriole
tough hollow
orchid abyss
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why does my game always crash when i get knocked unconsious and sent to the abyss

haughty basin
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the barron has hands

hallow gull
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hi

haughty basin
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hi

dire solar
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hi

wheat leaf
tough hollow
wheat leaf
tough hollow
wheat leaf
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Devs using astral projection to leak EA content smh

wheat leaf
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whos this thing, thats not willie

tough hollow
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sentient mango

near garnet
wheat leaf
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omg is that really what its called

naive holly
hallow gull
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hi

dusk night
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bwa

weak osprey
dusk night
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hbwa

dusk night
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bwa

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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

near garnet
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shaddup

near garnet
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why have you been on roblox for 15 hours💔

dusk night
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apocalypse bird

small glen
dusk night
near garnet
dusk night
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i cast you 250000 apocalypse birds on day one

naive holly
wheat leaf
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that feeling when you win and die at the same time and come back naked

vale totem
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once EA releases with facial customization
how are you designing your Willie? like who are you basing off from

nimble summit
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Your mother

past hare
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Are we going to have jousting? Seeing the ecranche shield gives me hope

vale totem
vale totem
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just not jousting

wheat leaf
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prob not even

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MAYBE horses way down the line, nothing soon or planned

bold radish
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horses

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stab horses

north wigeon
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My pc won’t survive early access

hallow gull
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hi

violet drum
wheat leaf
wheat leaf
limber imp
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will we have people watching like this in full release

drowsy lichen
limber imp
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@sand herald teach me your techniques

grave pier
subtle linden
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i wish the bones in abyss where pickupable

sturdy jolt
forest ravine
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So they said the Early Access version will be available tomorrow, right?

weak osprey
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no

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all but a lie

weak osprey
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I’ve fallen and I cant get up

forest ravine
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Only 20$ for an open world RPG with the incredible combat of Half Sword and it releases tomorrow

I can't wait

forest ravine
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Oh you know, when the game comes out tomorrow for purchase

sturdy jolt
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If only

subtle linden
sturdy jolt
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No

weak osprey
subtle linden
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oh

weak osprey
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only dumb willies believe in it

subtle linden
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awh

sturdy jolt
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It releases sometime within the next two months though

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Before the end of the year

subtle linden
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exitin

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g

forest ravine
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Ye like for example

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November 13

weak osprey
subtle linden
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i really want to beleave you jeff

sturdy jolt
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Yeah we're still less than halfway through though

forest ravine
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I have checked the sacred tablets and consulted the star calendar

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The season is right and all of the signs are there

weak osprey
subtle linden
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cya tmr

sturdy jolt
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It wouldn't be the 13th, they likely aren't gonna release it before the livestream on the 15th

forest ravine
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Hahaha well

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I'm like

PRETTY uh-

pretty sure yeah haha 💦

weak osprey
sturdy jolt
forest ravine
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There it is

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The proof

sturdy jolt
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I'll take a curse for it to be released on the 13th

weak osprey
forest ravine
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I do not have enough money for rent but I WILL have enough money for this game if I have to sell an organ to buy it

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You know what? If you want proof, I've got the proof right here

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Homemade spring rolls and homemade peanut sauce

Can't get more verified-correct than that

sturdy jolt
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Oh I guess it really does release tomorrow

weak osprey
forest ravine
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They came out super well

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I was really nervous because I never made them before but they are shockingly easy

weak osprey
sturdy jolt
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They look pretty good

somber pecan
weak osprey
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U fool

somber pecan
weak osprey
somber pecan
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never ate a springrool

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whats irt lik

somber pecan
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Whats in it i meany

weak osprey
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shimp

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and gren

wooden socket
weak osprey
idle crane
sturdy jolt
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No it's relevant, it's the proof that the update releases tomorrow

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Nope, just before the end of the year

sturdy jolt
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There's a stream on the 15th, maybe that could give more info on when exactly it might release. All we know is that there won't be an announcement on when it releases, it'll just release without warning

hollow quiver
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Why even 13 November

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Why not 20 november

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Tv day

hallow gull
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hi

hollow quiver
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John halsword

hollow quiver
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I need holding knife upside down

weak osprey
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coming soon

hollow quiver
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half sword voice lines of someone who wishes to not fight anymore and begs for mercy. I believe that these are all of them and feel free to use 'em I guess. the voice lines are from Half Sword's development team and/or the dude who voice acted the pleads

▶ Play video

These voice lines are when you press G, and you say an insult that people would say in the 15th century. The voice lines are from Half Sword's development team and/or the dude who voice acted the taunts. (again)

▶ Play video
weak osprey
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but when the gassy ones comin?

hollow quiver
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TURN ON

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🥹

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John halfsword busy

hollow quiver
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I have no idea who voice lined them but we have rn other voice actor

wind charm
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Oh my sweetest summer child

hollow quiver
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There a guy in server with "vouce actor" role

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Whos not voice acted in demo

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Jessie one

wind charm
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I'm gonna make chicken tenders

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I know there's the foot Willie gif somewhere in someone's favourited

hollow quiver
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Ask slavic robot

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Why

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What

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Beep boop

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No

sturdy jolt
tight isle
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fuck em in the neck hole

split crescent
tight isle
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do i need to repeat it

weak osprey
sturdy jolt
sturdy jolt
round stone
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gmorning half bros

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After mocking shield users so much, I tried using it again

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It's not as fun as the longsword

idle crane
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Best shield is buckler

winter quarry
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Polearm gang

winter quarry
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I do also enjoy the longsword, no worries ❤️

sturdy jolt
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I'll bet the shield users are gonna be the hardest to fight in multiplayer

round stone
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Not with me on watch.

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Bow, crossbow, shiel, polearm users

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Thinking they're secure, attacking from a safe distance

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No sir.

slender cairn
boreal path
idle crane
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Not how its shown in the video tho froggoblush

boreal path
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the bottom line is that they’re not expensive as hell

round stone
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I think the shield user is trying to intimidate me

round stone
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Oh, a clueless clip

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I wonder if its gonna be Corpo di villano

weak osprey
sand herald
somber pecan
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bro why are all vr games so unnecessarily expensive

round stone
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idk about that

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how much do they cost?

weak osprey
round stone
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jhust buy a hoiuse

somber pecan
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Lol

round stone
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Alright then, I think It's a country problem rather than game price 🥀

somber pecan
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Worst economy in the world

somber pecan
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I see steam games going for 5

round stone
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Yeah, but I've seen some vr games, I could play those games forever

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I'd totally pay $15 for that

somber pecan
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Its fun asl

round stone
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Sure

somber pecan
jolly gorge
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Sure

somber pecan
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Sure

jolly gorge
round stone
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What? How'd that work?

jolly gorge
honest cloud
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I haven't really played the abyss since HS went early access and wow this fuckin blows lol

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even on the minimum damage for player (I'm kind of a pussy) there'll be a guy who just runs in from off screen who instantly cuts off my hand and that's run over because of the stupid animation lock it forces you in

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the old abyss felt so much better
:(

weak osprey
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then play abyss

round stone
weak osprey
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half sword tf outta that shit you get good shit

round stone
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Lmao I was just rubbing it on his face when I got closer

brittle robin
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She half on my sword till I Willie

weak osprey
round stone
hallow gull
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why is nobody ever in vc 💔

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i wish to vc with my fellow Willies

short apex
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finally after 17 hrs of gameplay I have made it to ultimate challenge

signal wedge
hallow gull
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im always on what is the right time

sturdy jolt
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Just stay in the VC and people will eventually join

tight isle
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late night out with the lads

hallow gull
zinc barn
hollow berry
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has gore / dismembering been feeling smoother for anyone else?

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parts come off like butter recently

tight isle
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holy shit willie is a plush

heavy oak
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is it meant to reset my progress once i die im back to begger?

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when will we get to customise our gear and it not be random?

weak osprey
warped apex
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It's snowing out right now

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dammit

tight isle
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badger wreath

heavy oak
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back to waitin for full game i go

sweet imp
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Six seven?

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SIX SEVEN

tight isle
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bro left

sweet imp
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6 7

tight isle
hallow gull
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get this brain plague outa here

sweet imp
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6 7 is a gift

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Notba curse

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Six seven is peak

hallow gull
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suffer the wrath of a million pitchforks

sweet imp
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I will have my suffering once brainrot is gone

hollow berry
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pitchforks aren't that hard to counter

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i think the only really hard to counter long range weapons are two-handed spears

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esp the version with 2 sharp edges near its tip

zinc barn
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Willie

tight isle
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bro got smacked with the very butt of the handle

small cairn
weak osprey
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Mods ban his ass

rigid whale
weak osprey
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It would not devolve into nothingness cuh

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It would prolly be irl graphics by then

hallow gull
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hi

vapid hull
hallow gull
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what if you just keep switching hands and become a helicopter

vapid hull
hallow gull
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hit the gyro spin technikque

subtle linden
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how do i block?

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its super hard

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any tips?

weak osprey
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I miss the old gore

weak osprey
subtle linden
weak osprey
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keeper goin

subtle linden
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any real tips?

weak osprey
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All u gotta do to block is to just hold your weap infront of someone,

subtle linden
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that asnt worked so far

weak osprey
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Or hold your weap where the wep is goin

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idk cuh I usually dont block I just parry

subtle linden
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then how do you parry

weak osprey
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block then hit wep

weak osprey
hallow gull
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works best against spears

subtle linden
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bruh im neverasking for help from this dsc again

weak osprey
hallow gull
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what do you want us to tell you

weak osprey
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when they strike learn to move your weapon directly against that weapon

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Now untangle that wep and strike quickly

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Boom u got a parry

subtle linden
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thank you

weak osprey
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It takes real practice to master sometimes

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but trus me u will lowk become a sword master once u fully learn it

hallow gull
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or just go spinjitsu mode on them

weak osprey
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based

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or just use your head lowk

hallow gull
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beat them to smithereens with the weapons god gave you

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(your fists)

weak osprey
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why learn the way of the sword when you can learn the way of the body

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(Aka using ur ass, head, arms, and legs)

obtuse tiger
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Reaww

small cairn
weak osprey
weak osprey
hallow gull
weak osprey
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He aint posting it in general

small cairn
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oh wait wrong chat

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there we go

obtuse tiger
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Tabs - Totally Ass Not Halfsword Battle Simulator

weak osprey
hallow gull
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halfsword in 2000

obtuse tiger
small cairn
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ur late to the party

small cairn
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😭

weak osprey
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tungsten ass billhook sucker

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Tabs

obtuse tiger
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FUCK the billhook

weak osprey
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why

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what the reason

obtuse tiger
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no skill weapon

hallow gull
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...none of the weapons require skill

weak osprey
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based

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just friggin swing with a sword

hallow gull
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just friggin falil on them

obtuse tiger
weak osprey
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See that requires no skill

obtuse tiger
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small one

weak osprey
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no skill

obtuse tiger
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Small candel stick VS barron = skill

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no armor

weak osprey
weak osprey
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Its just pure monkey action

obtuse tiger
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Long candel stick most op weapon in the game

weak osprey
obtuse tiger
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Nah

weak osprey
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literally managed to kill a guy in full plate

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And knocked the helmet out

obtuse tiger
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Candel stick gets it done faster

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= better

weak osprey
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I guess I cen agree

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I’ve never even seen it knock a helmet before

obtuse tiger
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dont need to

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also it can stan

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stab

weak osprey
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time to demonstrate this candel stik tommorow

wintry compass
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Stan marsh

hallow gull
weak osprey
weak osprey
# hallow gull

instead of messi, we got willie, and instead of his hairy face, we got a bald ass face

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and stronger kick

warped apex
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He seemed suprised

weak osprey
warped apex
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lol

naive holly
warped apex
weak osprey
weak osprey
warped apex
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half sword

naive holly
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Lobotomized from the top down fr

warped apex
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nah Im playing

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FULL WOOD

weak osprey
warped apex
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the other willy is even face palming lol

weak osprey
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showing off with such finesse

weak osprey
naive holly
warped apex
weak osprey
weak osprey
warped apex
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ever get scared by a box

weak osprey
obtuse tiger
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30 secs with stick how long with foot?

weak osprey
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Idk try it out, usually one hit with foot and your enemy surrenders or dies

obtuse tiger
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What fucking foot are you using even spin kick wouldnt do that😭

sturdy jolt
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Not against the baron. It isn't super effective against armor

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You need like multiple perfect full power spin kicks to the face for baron

obtuse tiger
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take longer than 30 secs aswell so candel stick solos every class so best weapon

weak osprey
obtuse tiger
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Halfsword enhancer strength boost maybe?

weak osprey
sturdy jolt
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Yeah it works if you kick their head

weak osprey
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ah yes

obtuse tiger
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That was first try btw so that just means candel most OP

weak osprey
weak osprey
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no skill is now better cuh

obtuse tiger
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more OP

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most op

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in the game

weak osprey
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Spinkicking is where u just need skill, candle better

obtuse tiger
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Icl I dont see my self using the cross bow much

sturdy jolt
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I try to avoid using candlestick, it makes abyss too easy

weak osprey
obtuse tiger
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Im literaly the candel stick dark knight

weak osprey
weak osprey
obtuse tiger
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fuck I do😭

weak osprey
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fun fac

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die and win the same time

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Ur willie will change

obtuse tiger
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false

weak osprey
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Try to do it cuh

obtuse tiger
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done it before

weak osprey
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do it again

obtuse tiger
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Y

weak osprey
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maybe fate changes

stray garnet
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Halfsword is lookin rather smellable today ngl.

stray garnet
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👃

obtuse tiger
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release date maybe

weak osprey
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I love robin swords

sturdy jolt