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This is how I die food lol
Try eating good meatballs to reverse it
What up, half bros
if that dont work i can give him a quick death
any news yet?
just say when
when
and its a homerun!
Bro fuck off im busy
the humble esc "pause" button
Looks upset lmao
How to interact with a shield user
I’m dying for early access
I can barely hold it together
i won but alas im left handed i can no longer entertain myself if you know what i mean
Half Sword
hold up did the 2nd guy who died break his neck from falling
also the 3rd guy who died how did his head come off despite chooping his thigh?
instead of working to earn a living i could be playing half sword 18 hours a day
why must god forsake me
Hello, I am new to discord community. I don't know if someone already metioned this topic, but what is going on with fatal erors? I have high end pc, doesn't seem to be the problem on my side :3
blood
cause crash
there is something off with my halfsword guys
play dx11 in addition for less likely crash
“eh clips” bro looks like he Tron’d himself into halfsword to play fr 😭 these were so killer
ok, and maybe turn on lowest dmg visuals?
gore doesnt affect it
:0
gore is fine
pinkle is one of our resident goats
Ok I will try, is there going to be any fixing soon maybe?
perfection is the name of the game for us
early access will fix
Ok thank you very much, hope early access will start soon
Jesus, now I can't even start the game without crash
dx11 or 12
call me crazy, since i like polearms
not a huge fan of poleaxes
besides the tiny ones
its just an odd shaped greatsword if you think about it
greatsword?! no pookie
its death on a stick
that also weighs like
2 pounds but feels like its 400
Dayumn, as he fell, the sword cut deeper
there are solutions for this i forgot what command was it
militus do you know how to fix the crash on startup bug?
Militus, send me your best bullying Mace willie clip
militus diversifying his portfolio
I don't know why I can't run compatibility mode
unarmored?
might have to go into the appdata folder and delete the game files there aswell
bro is being colorful
he is starting to believe
Will try
also, check file integrity before loading it up again
he made it to hs7 off of the greatsword alone
use the high tier two handed axe
and have fun with that
it can blunt suuuper well
that thing is cheating
it's like the baron's mace with added bullshit flesh tearing ability
funny thing is
when testing it out
i learned that its weaker than the low tier axe, but the high tier axe has more sharp points
Well, well, well, look who can't wield the Plankton now.
Sorry for bothering but it seems I can't find this at all
crap can't post pics
Delete the SaveGames folder: Navigate to %appdata%\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved in the Windows search bar and delete the SaveGames folder. The game will regenerate it on restart.
this crap
nowhere to be found
And I have verified files already
You're getting jumped by 20 dudes 🥀
If there's someone who's cheating it'd be them from the very start
Putting you all naked and unarmed in the middle of the arena
how is thep itchfork heavy
but not so heavy
I swear it takes a lot of energy to swing but it doesn't do any blunt damage
See?
Everything is against you
Until some things like that get optimized...
There's no shame on changing the damage
is there a date yet?
q4 2025
My guess is November 28th
if there was an exact date it'd be listed on steam and probably posted in #announcements
human brick method
fixed the game...
just accept thy fate little one
release date yet?
no
I thought I heard something about a throwing button
Or at least the annoucement
freakin epic
anyway
sword clashing is so sweet
i love greatswords
Not confirmed by me

Ofcc and more
maybe even December 31st?
atp lets shoot for new years
HS ea announced with a firework
Nopes
Yes for now
Ok 👍
should be more within ~ 1 month
i think it would be funny if the groin area was a weakspot if kicked
like nothing crazy like making you ragdoll or anything but making your screen blurry for a second or two
UHHH WTF?
i just saw an item glow a really bright blue and then teleport over to my left????
ufo
magic DLC? 
200 hours and ive never seen or heard of that happening before
I aint never got done so dirty before
almost got a pic of it in the picture mode, but it continued to fade away even when i paused the game ot go into the picture mode
Split me like a log
You'd be surprised what the game lore is
for reference i have zero mods so its pure vanilla game
i mean it felt more like an item was just considered out of bounds and just tpd back into the arena even tho it was already there?
then again ive had plenty of times where items fly out and they really never return lol
any one got any buckler clips i feel like it is a very useless weapon
How much should the game cost full price?
29.99
Out of my budget
dude, i love disarming and weaseling into weak spots with great swords
1.2 macro cents
I can do 1.1 macro cents
also hey thanks for ur contribution to the game this games awesome and i cant wait for full release :D
Mouse acceleration does very interesting things in this game
Appreciate it 😁
y'all may disagree on this one but the mace with the tiny iron on top that usually appears after the axe dude is actually underrated and is probably one of the best weapons in the game
another one as well is the pitchfork, but most players just hate on this one
got a screenshot? i wanna try it
is it the little tiny round one?
fr, genuinely addicting
there's a longer version you hold with both arms
i love drawn out fully armored fights
Mace is op. Pitchfork is gold standard stabbing
the spear ones are one good if you got the opponent in the right spot, I've been screwing up those weapons recently
this one?
i think he is talking about the longer one
yes
the maces arereally good
imma give it a whir
Happens, stabbing tricky in this game
Maces tend to be kinda floppy too, as good a damage as they do
one time I think I got like 3-4 dudes down with the pitchfork
probably my best run with the weapon
have you ever taken it in abyss and just ran in a straight line?
willie accidentally opened the fucking ark of the covenant
at first I'd just run and not even move the pitchfork, kinda work iit at first

All my minnesotans in chat, northern lights are gonna be real vibrant tonight
Hey fam
Fresh here, long time player and fan of the design.
Thank you 🙂
Also, silly
I agree, that little mace can bust your kidneys with a tap
what happening in Minnesota bruh
that's what I'm saying, it takes two to three hits and it's over
Oh ive been getting one tapped in my recent games… its probably a bug but the physics on it’s inertia are definitely overtuned a bit lol
Likely some fall off error
On another note im glad the spike bat got nerfed
I've beat the scythe boss twice with the mace, somehow it works
Damn lol
I usually just run in and grab his ass cause he too scary
Maybe ill toss a mace at him instead lol
he'll be alright, these injuries are totally reversible
just don't give him space to swing the scythe, that's usually what I do
stay as close as possible at all times
Yeah he’s dangerous
he usually bisects me if i do that
i swear 90% of that fight is luck sometimes
nah cuz it's such a long weapon
you'd be surprised
the closer you're the less space he will have to swing it
but it's also the sharpest weapon in the game so even if you barely touch it it's over
I have a question, did a quick announcement review and didnt see anything but: Are devs planning a sort of conquest campaign mode or anything?
Im imagining starting as a farmer who’s home is ravaged by an army but you adventure to eventually fight kings and take their spot: as an example
everytime they drop new updates (at least on their Steam community) they usually drop some lore of it. a story mode would be interesting
willys wild world?
what magic users would actually look like in the medieval period
power word scrunch
the HalfSword lore is actually gass tho
I recommed y'all reading trhough their Steam page
Lol
the auto parry bs makes me so frustrated
Imma write up an idea in threads
beggar boss is easy
London:
here's france
Real 😭
decided to try the demo, its pretty awesome. is there a rule to how enemies spawn in the abyss?
cryptid beast and its cryptid powers
i usually get one or two and then the scythe guy never spawns, leaving me stuck?
how do you guys have such good graphics 😭
I like the spikey one best
It progresses further and further, you only fight him once
Are you running straight or zigzag
circles?
Cuh
how should i be?
commoner axe wielder spawns at 200 score after about 4-5 peasants defeated
just walk forward to load new segments
walking circles around ares you've loaded already wont spawn anything new
oh!
yep just found and decapitated scythe guy
that makes a lot of sense, i thought i was supposed to stick to lit areas
I’ve never heard of running in circles before your bonkers
Run straight lmao
You’ll always get loot and enemies in front of you
Although we are on the verge of getting the game, I wonder if the release date will be revealed soon
i found a wall earlier
fences spawn to prevent you from just walking away from bosses
legendary move: singularity spear
ive also been super enjoying using the greatsword as knight, though most people seem to not like it?
lockon is awful though, i have no idea how it works and it sucks
Greatsword is very different to control than all other swords
you have to get used to it but once you do 
tbh ive mostly been using it in halfsword-mode as a grapple/stab/bash
gotta peel into the hostile tin cans
i find it fun
but it is kinda bad since with armor it kinda devolves into a bludgeoning weapon, which theres much better weapons for that in knight tier
also you can turn the lock on % down in settings
i want the lockon to just be whatever enemy is physically closest to me
the Z lock/relock seems to not work basically at all?
or it will pick some guy in a far corner
i personally have lockon completely disabled
i just found it a little annoying
i think im too stupid for the poleaxes to work for me
too slow, need head contact or it does literally nothing
or you could just press Z to toggle it on and off
it's just the nature of blunt damage against armor in this game rn
does fuckall outside of headshots
but like, if i just halfsword the greatsword and grab someone i can keep them from swinging and eventually get something done
Need some help. I’ve been trying to run half sword but it automatically crashes, telling me that there was a fatal error. I haven’t had issues in the past and this all started yesterday.
your armored fists are a better weapon than the sword if your gonna use it as a knight going against other knights
Right click halfsword in your steam library, press properties. Then inside General there’s a line for Launch Options. In there type in: -dx11
Let me know if it works
Yes thanks a ton!
commoner fights with a longsword are probally the funnest in the game
dx12 makes the graphics worse and eats my fps for breakfast. dx11 will always remain the best directx
skill issue, should've bought a top percentile pc
clueless how the hell are you so goddamn smooth
i have an rtx 4060
solid midrange option but def not top
i play too much
homie im not fucking elon musk
neither am i but here we are
the commoner boss is rough
see somone gets it!
hes just, comically fast
commoners boss is really hard. its because of his sword
ive been playing for 162 hours and i still cant parry
it aint that bad i think
how do you install mods? 🙁
clip ended before this and i didn't notice,.
we are not gonna talk about how shit my aim is even in slow motion
honestly beggar boss is up to some bullshit though
drop your sensitivity and start practicing fine movements
gauntlets my beloved
wheres the faq channel
dang he must be the reason the first airplane was made a couple centuries later
Northern lights
Half sword thrust into his gambeson is always a 1 hit for me, just a matter of avoiding his first strike or beating to the punch
speedy boy
plow guard is peak
MOTHERFUCKER! I JUMPED INTO IT!
is there a way to actually aim above the waist while stabbing?
whatever this thing is is so fucking good
honestly the idea to mix physics jank and a roguelike was terrible
does anyone want to be friends i Am playing half sword
yes
look up more
the sensitivity while looking up is for some reason, comically low
as in, drag my mouse all the way off the pad for 5 degrees
Shield user of the day, gone
yeah thats so you can swing swords up and down without having to worry about flinging your camera too far
i also cant swing swords up and down to save my life
if you're holding left or right click your sensitivity is lowered
takes some practice
im not very good at it myself
the entire game takes practice to be good at😭
does anyone want to be freinds
hi
i dont really see the potential in the full game either. trying to mix a goofy physics combat system with serious mechanics is rough
wheres faq?
~~the game also runs comically badly with more than 3 combatants ~~
thats just ue5
ue5 has shit optimization
"we used the bad engine as a joke"
im not wrong about the game not running well
im not wrong about lockon being awful to use
yeah but you dont need to be a prick about it either
just turn down your settings
its a demo
its not even that bad 😭
are any of these new maps out or can we only play in the arena
ive had no problem with it
full game isnt out im not that concerned
its just a demo
why are you so mad bro 💀
like, for 1v1s the game works shockingly well
you introduce more than that and the flaws show
good thing you can choose to only do 1v1s
the game doesnt force you to do anything other than 1v1s unless you go to the abyss
correct, its a shame doing 1v1s is entirely suboptimal
or the ultimate challenge but thats different too
why?
you do not need to min/max halfsword
i think the carnage matches are easier than 1v1s since its just a game of stabbing two guys in the back and then fighting the third guy who is halfway stabbed to death
good job figuring that out einstein thats medieval combat
the progression path is difficult enough you pretty much have to
not really
past militia it gets really easy
if you dont grab plancon thats not true
and how long have you been playing
8ish hours
if you choose to just rely on the crutch and not learn anything new then yeah it will seem like that
this is arguably better than the plancon
it has range and weight
and a sharp pokey end
I've made it a habit to use every weapon at some point, my most effective is long glaive with using alternating grips for momentum
its good to learn
ive gotten decent as pesant tier longsword gaming, but i still get got seemingly at random 1 in 10ish times
commoner tier is probably the hardest since everything is so lethal with little protection
but after that
shit its smooth sailing
frontloading the most difficult tier is mad funny
Perhaps I was too harsh on that polearm user
do you want to be given armor at commoner tier

thank you skibiditoiletsigmagrimaceshake
that was a comment on it being funny
i dont know what you thought i was saying
Does anyone wnt to be freinds
No
cringe ai pfp
It’s not ai bud
darkenss
“Im not in pain” ahh pfp @lucid sonnet
what graphics car
wat fo lunch
hi halfswordians
Sam i have uncovered the half sword lore
This wait is taking too long
Hi sam
I got my foot lobbed off after I hit a guy in the throat.
Game said I won.
Guess that means I got.. The upper hand.... foot. err.. nvm
i eventually pulled off that move properly
PEAK !!!!!!!!!
im proud !
very clean
halberd best weapon ever
I've been trying to get better at upward diagonals. I can never seem to get 'em right though. Well done >:3

it took me a fair number of tries lol, i still struggle
I've been trying to find a good longsword to main, but I can't seem to find one I'm super comfy with
get the halfsword enhancer mod, lets you spawn them by type and try each variant
oooo oki doki.
I've only had the selector mod. I'll give that a go
its a halberd?
right !
yes
if the enemy is in the right.. mood... you can get some cool binds and stuff
did you know Uranus has rings too
I think so

hi
hi !
how you question mark
shift slash
worst target demographic ive ever been
you arent
i wanna make videos on this game but idk what id record and also my game looks buns cause pc buns
true enlightenment is realizing half the terms are regional and dont actually mean anything different
just like longsword
that one dude a while back with the plancon
whatever he called it before he got banned
idek where we got "plancon a picot" from
i dont think it shows up in any source with visual corroberation
i would just call it a goedendag
plancon literally just means "plank"
probably doesnt mean anything in period to any kind of codified measure
This is like a scene where the person killing is whispering a message into the soon to be deceased
Yo is there any hair mode in hs
no
we ded
just accidentally slit a willies neck and decapitated another in one slice
lowk tuff
I remember when there was only the itch.io version. It’s been pretty cool growing up alongside this game and seeing how much better it’s gotten
amongus
wyd in that situation
prolly headphones because wallets arent good waterbottles
broke one leg with a halberd and the other snapped while trying to stand up
when is the next halfsword update 😢
there will be an update!!!
only demo
not for long!!!
ea early acsess soon!!
because devs are awesome
dont lie
wdym dawgaroni and cheese
dominican mfs
no way they added crane stance to halfsword
any good way to prevent crashes?
reduce blood
i bet my balls this game doesnt come out this year
ok
Bro might become double the man he is
It pisses me off when they throw the sword as if it wasn't expensive as hell.
my sword wsa 45 dollars and a bowl of spagethitt
Aliexpress sword
i always throw my sword after a fight
bro go scoliosis for that
SamOfJupiter
bud didnt even get a second to react
he was givven around 13 frames
why does my game always crash when i get knocked unconsious and sent to the abyss
the barron has hands
hi
hi
hi
evil fart distracted me
dawg ur oppenent is a wizard
bro elton john farted n this one
mage
Devs using astral projection to leak EA content smh
whos this thing, thats not willie
sentient mango
omg is that really what its called
hi
silent grill
hbwa
shaddup
why have you been on roblox for 15 hours💔
apocalypse bird
Sane reaction to black gambeson
i left my pc open last night

that feeling when you win and die at the same time and come back naked
once EA releases with facial customization
how are you designing your Willie? like who are you basing off from
Your mother
Are we going to have jousting? Seeing the ecranche shield gives me hope
they still dont know how to make horses
no plans
Jared from Subway
hi

will we have people watching like this in full release
hopefully not, with the stuff I've accidently done someone in the crowd would get beheaded by a flying sword
@sand herald teach me your techniques
i wish the bones in abyss where pickupable
So they said the Early Access version will be available tomorrow, right?
pick up my bones cuh
I’ve fallen and I cant get up
Only 20$ for an open world RPG with the incredible combat of Half Sword and it releases tomorrow
I can't wait
wdym
Oh you know, when the game comes out tomorrow for purchase
If only
HALFSWORD RELEACES TMR??!?!?
No
its a scam
oh
only dumb willies believe in it
awh
its november cuh
i really want to beleave you jeff
Yeah we're still less than halfway through though
I have checked the sacred tablets and consulted the star calendar
The season is right and all of the signs are there
still November cuh
fuck you if your wrong
cya tmr
It wouldn't be the 13th, they likely aren't gonna release it before the livestream on the 15th
If they release it on 13 we will be cursed
I'll take a curse for it to be released on the 13th
brave man
I do not have enough money for rent but I WILL have enough money for this game if I have to sell an organ to buy it
You know what? If you want proof, I've got the proof right here
Homemade spring rolls and homemade peanut sauce
Can't get more verified-correct than that
Oh I guess it really does release tomorrow
spring roll dongs taste delicious
They came out super well
I was really nervous because I never made them before but they are shockingly easy
WHERE
They look pretty good
fake
Nah there's proof
why would there be rolling in spring
cuz u make good food with that trus
Whats in it i meany
springs
try out eggrolls
Springrolls are not in halfsword. https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794
No it's relevant, it's the proof that the update releases tomorrow
Nope, just before the end of the year
thats good
There's a stream on the 15th, maybe that could give more info on when exactly it might release. All we know is that there won't be an announcement on when it releases, it'll just release without warning
hi
John halsword
I need holding knife upside down
coming soon
https://youtu.be/z1Wj1905fwc?si=LKiYXBIa_09876jo
https://youtu.be/_4TN9HHBnvo?si=nqqTuSxzp8RaxO5T
https://youtu.be/w8aoszbz5Y0?si=9cc-FYthyEeYlpps
half sword voice lines of someone who wishes to not fight anymore and begs for mercy. I believe that these are all of them and feel free to use 'em I guess. the voice lines are from Half Sword's development team and/or the dude who voice acted the pleads
These voice lines are when you press G, and you say an insult that people would say in the 15th century. The voice lines are from Half Sword's development team and/or the dude who voice acted the taunts. (again)
but when the gassy ones comin?
Gassy incredible
I have no idea who voice lined them but we have rn other voice actor
Oh my sweetest summer child
There a guy in server with "vouce actor" role
Whos not voice acted in demo
Jessie one
I'm gonna make chicken tenders
I know there's the foot Willie gif somewhere in someone's favourited
They’re gonna add this. Maybe not next update but it is planned
fuck em in the neck hole
What
do i need to repeat it
take the ibuprofen cuh
gmorning half bros
After mocking shield users so much, I tried using it again
It's not as fun as the longsword
Best shield is buckler
Polearm gang
I do also enjoy the longsword, no worries ❤️
I'll bet the shield users are gonna be the hardest to fight in multiplayer
Not with me on watch.
Bow, crossbow, shiel, polearm users
Thinking they're secure, attacking from a safe distance
No sir.
Started twitching
I like how he breaks limbs
throwing a sword is a valid technique
Not how its shown in the video tho 
the bottom line is that they’re not expensive as hell
I think the shield user is trying to intimidate me
just smack the fuck outta him he’ll surrender
bro why are all vr games so unnecessarily expensive
just buy em
jhust buy a hoiuse
15 dollars in a country where people get paid 1 dollar per week
Lol
Alright then, I think It's a country problem rather than game price 🥀
But 15 dollars is too much
I see steam games going for 5
Yeah, but I've seen some vr games, I could play those games forever
I'd totally pay $15 for that
I have a free game
Its fun asl
Sure
In app purchases tho
Sure
Sure
can I join your half sword match
What? How'd that work?
am joking :P
I haven't really played the abyss since HS went early access and wow this fuckin blows lol
even on the minimum damage for player (I'm kind of a pussy) there'll be a guy who just runs in from off screen who instantly cuts off my hand and that's run over because of the stupid animation lock it forces you in
the old abyss felt so much better
:(
then play abyss
halfing my sword
half sword tf outta that shit you get good shit
halfswording pt.3
finally after 17 hrs of gameplay I have made it to ultimate challenge
You just gotta be on at the right time gang
im always on what is the right time
Just stay in the VC and people will eventually join
late night out with the lads
i was just in the vc but i dont wanna wait 5 hours, while my mic is on my headphones sound like dog poo
has gore / dismembering been feeling smoother for anyone else?
parts come off like butter recently
holy shit willie is a plush
is it meant to reset my progress once i die im back to begger?
when will we get to customise our gear and it not be random?
parted the yellow pants
badger wreath
bro left
6 7
suffer the wrath of a million pitchforks
I will have my suffering once brainrot is gone
pitchforks aren't that hard to counter
i think the only really hard to counter long range weapons are two-handed spears
esp the version with 2 sharp edges near its tip
bro got smacked with the very butt of the handle
half sword in 2030 🥀
hi
Lord all mighty I miss the playtest physics
what if you just keep switching hands and become a helicopter
I either get tangled or drop the hook </3
hit the gyro spin technikque
I miss the old gore
git gud
this is the second time i have said stfu
keeper goin
any real tips?
All u gotta do to block is to just hold your weap infront of someone,
that asnt worked so far
then how do you parry
block then hit wep
see? This guy knows
works best against spears
bruh im neverasking for help from this dsc again
all u gotta do with a spear is jus thrust
what do you want us to tell you
the best way to do it is to anticipate their attacks
when they strike learn to move your weapon directly against that weapon
Now untangle that wep and strike quickly
Boom u got a parry
thank you
It takes real practice to master sometimes
but trus me u will lowk become a sword master once u fully learn it
or just go spinjitsu mode on them
why learn the way of the sword when you can learn the way of the body
(Aka using ur ass, head, arms, and legs)

mods ban this fool
do whatever the fuck this guy is doing
He aint posting it in general
Tabs - Totally Ass Not Halfsword Battle Simulator
he’s a smartass dont worry
halfsword in 2000
Ermm off topic bud
😭
FUCK the billhook
no skill weapon
...none of the weapons require skill
just friggin falil on them
Candel stick
See that requires no skill
small one
U just swing at that mf that takes no skill
also u move around, like a smartass does
Its just pure monkey action
Long candel stick most op weapon in the game
willie’s big hairy foot is the most op
Nah
time to demonstrate this candel stik tommorow
Stan marsh
2 in 1 cuh
instead of messi, we got willie, and instead of his hairy face, we got a bald ass face
and stronger kick
He seemed suprised
1st one looks so goofy cuh
lol
'
He seems braindead
don’t give him what he wants cuh
half sword
Lobotomized from the top down fr
look at this willie
the other willy is even face palming lol
showing off with such finesse
He cried cuz of how its better than his
Hr a munch fr 😭
romantic willies
what is goin on cuh
ever get scared by a box
what a pussy
U sure now???
30 secs with stick how long with foot?
Idk try it out, usually one hit with foot and your enemy surrenders or dies
What fucking foot are you using even spin kick wouldnt do that😭
Not against the baron. It isn't super effective against armor
You need like multiple perfect full power spin kicks to the face for baron
take longer than 30 secs aswell so candel stick solos every class so best weapon
will prolly try
but I swear cuh I saw someone spin kick someone’s head even with armor and they died
Halfsword enhancer strength boost maybe?
maybe maybe
Yeah it works if you kick their head
ah yes
That was first try btw so that just means candel most OP
I will finally agree
no skill is now better cuh
Spinkicking is where u just need skill, candle better
Icl I dont see my self using the cross bow much
I try to avoid using candlestick, it makes abyss too easy
use your head cuh
Im literaly the candel stick dark knight
literally cuh
use it on yourself
false
Try to do it cuh
done it before
do it again
Y
maybe fate changes
Halfsword is lookin rather smellable today ngl.
👃
release date maybe
I love robin swords
