halfsword-chat-⚔

[hallow gull]

what thoust fucketh?

[tough hollow]

i kick blud too hard

[kind delta]

easy commoner boss

[tough hollow]

this happens when willie gets really mad

[valid smelt]

willie went full power

[tough hollow]

i ususally just do this instead

[hallow gull]

whybro flash stepping holy shi

how do you turn that fast

[fathom topaz]

Day 760 of only having the demo

[hallow gull]

ok

[tough hollow]

dash

[hallow gull]

even when dashing i dont be turning that fast 💔

unless thats like the faction dash idk how fst it is

[weak osprey]

you made cuh (willie) into a forsakened philosopher

[hollow pond]

When are they getting fatal errors?

[weak osprey]

will tell you stories of when balls of steel (mace heads) were smacked across his face

[wooden gazelle]

playing on grotesque

[hollow pond]

Are they doing the ultimate challenge?

[wooden gazelle]

the gauntlet u mean?

[tough hollow]

no

[hollow pond]

The very last part of the gauntlet

[wooden gazelle]

oh, no

[hollow pond]

Tell them to try turning blood down and see if that helps

[weak osprey]

big balled willie

[wooden gazelle]

got it

[hollow pond]

Otherwise, I don’t know. Good luck

[weak osprey]

quadruple down and delete the entire game if you can’t fix it yet

[weak osprey]

the gore in this game is just a work of art

[tough hollow]

i believe you

my first clip in halfwsord

[weak osprey]

hel yes

[weak osprey]

bouncy willies

[hollow pond]

Holy

Should’ve tried for HS7

[tough hollow]

i did

[hollow pond]

Oh hold on

Oh yeah you got in

Good

[tough hollow]

did i

?

[humble hazel]

Ever faced a Willie so annoying that you just broke his legs and left him to rot in the Abyss out of spite?

[tough hollow]

i usualyl just do this

[tough hollow]

tuffbeans

[little stump]

have u guys tried to snap every one of his bones in beggar tier?

[humble hazel]

Broken legs duh

[hollow pond]

The commoner boss, and I like to dismember his face so his family doesn’t recognise him at the funeral

[tough hollow]

they dont have familys

the willies are made in labs

thats why they dont have brains

[humble hazel]

funeral's in this economy?

[hollow pond]

Well good, I hope they died in a terrible house fire

[hollow pond]

Well good, I hope they were mistreated by unethical government scientists

[tough hollow]

they are very mistreated

especially commoner boss

[little stump]

half swording my willie

[tough hollow]

me williesamurai

[hallow gull]

this guy might actually be one of THE willies

[tough hollow]

w glaze

[valid smelt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ludyO6XFF6sNfuqUQ?invite=cr-MSxETFgsMjA3Mjk3NDEw&v=9

[tough hollow]

willie got a cramp

[valid smelt]

immeasurable pain

[bold radish]

always has been

2137

[weak osprey]

quadruple down and burn the corpse

[hollow pond]

Peak

[valid smelt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ludGIBOoSi_EqSmAu?invite=cr-MSxtSGcsMjA3Mjk3NDEw&v=6

[tough hollow]

these are my favorite clips

[hasty bloom]

what sensitivity/dpi do you play at to pull off moves like that 😭

but the behind-the-back party and no-gravity body slam were art

[half hazel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LM1xTRdxX2s?feature=share

[weak osprey]

I love dancing my shit off

[naive holly]

To do spin shenanigans like that? Maximum is easier.

[hot mango]

Maaan i really hope full customisation comes to the game soon

i really want to make cool loadouts with wacky colour schemes n stuff

[storm prairie]

daaaannngggg

[hot mango]

also i cant go out of bounds anymore? 😔

[kind delta]

i still have the secret photo

[hot mango]

i mean

looks like a public one lol

[hasty bloom]

i figured!! gotta try it out that looks fun

[naive holly]

Wait till you find out about the roundhouse kicking

[weak osprey]

this guy could rival clueless

[hasty bloom]

man i’ve seen it and love it i’m just not good at it 😭

[naive holly]

Me either lmfao

[hasty bloom]

it’s an art i have yet to master

really excited for proper multiplayer so we can see all the different schools of fighting

HEMA Realism, Quickspin, Roundhouse, etc

[solid totem]

guys news confirmed THIS WEEK

my buddy eric just told me

[fathom topaz]

Guys I was told by my cousins fiances ex roommate who apparently KNOWS a friend of the dev that it comes out tomorrow at 4:37 AM EST

[weak osprey]

what is it

[kind delta]

time's ticking

[solid totem]

GUYS MY BUDDY ERIC...... HE JUST DIED

[solid totem]

AND THAT RAGAMUFFIN IS THE KILLER

but nah more seriously ? my ex boyfriend's fiancée's cat's dog's who's friend with the monkey son of one the dev said that there's still perhaps nothing new 🙁

[fathom topaz]

Damn thats very important information... thank you for your service

[weak osprey]

R.I.P, rest in peace

[solid totem]

at your service toucan

[solid totem]

🙁

[weak osprey]

nothing new?!?!?

[solid totem]

yeah bro nothing....

[weak osprey]

NOOOOOOOO

no new updates

[hot mango]

Ah yes, the classic sound the AHEH- just before a crash

[small glen]

💀

[sturdy jolt]

There is news, the devs are doing a livestream with m00 and will answer some questions

[fierce wedge]

untrueful.

[little stump]

nothing ever happens

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[cedar cairn]

Is the game coming out soon or what? I just saw a post on Reddit and I don't really understand what's going on

[idle crane]

It releases anytime from now to december 31st

[astral cypress]

Excitement.

[weak osprey]

aren’t you supposed to be working at site 19

[hollow valley]

developers are fighting through the abyss rn

we will get update when they make it out 💯

[weak osprey]

let em cook

[cedar cairn]

I've been transferring to another site since "that" day, if you know what i mean

[weak osprey]

Huge L on the paycheck

[cedar cairn]

i miss the pizza days.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437415062393589768/88B1F41.MP4?ex=69147a18&is=69132898&hm=0f85097cb10d43d1bbad996df5fd7c7d1fc923f5974d7fdbfe71b22c6de04710&

[small glen]

holy choreograph

most of the willies i go against with sword fake a top slash into a stab or swing then stab mid swing. Idk why i always see stabbing

[shell bronze]

the stab feints are the easiest ones if you pre-wedge their sword against yours so that it'll be blocked anyways

[faint crater]

did your sword grow?

or am i high

i think im high

[little stump]

too geeked

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436911384309796975/1A05C61.MP4?ex=69149f42&is=69134dc2&hm=19171ae06cb2965bf17f2105d5de00c131b96f99e4bf982955e93810d6262c48&

[shell bronze]

same as it always was

[small glen]

the windows 11 update sucks so much ass

i had a very good falchion parry i was going to show you

but the clip software broke

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1436916517399695400/F7F2611.MP4?ex=6914a40a&is=6913528a&hm=2b29e86617850154fb345a7af5971d4515977ddfd1f4f41ecc7a0965214ceb02&

@small glen overhead feint blocked in clip above

[shell bronze]

rip

[small glen]

oh the stab is get is a lot more annoying then just the basic face stab

i parry that mostly every time

what happen for me is the AI does a swing swing fakes it into a gut stab

[shell bronze]

still the same principle to counter

if you have your sword already in a place to block/deflect it the stab should be of no consequence

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433670498956607499/7936491.MP4?ex=6914b273&is=691360f3&hm=edeeb50c2e948c0f9a38752c77f454691bbc539935f87021851c8d7c4a97c0ed&

[spark ice]

someone have grappling clips?

[shell bronze]

check grappler's guild in game footage

[tough yew]

got em

[wheat leaf]

top tier grappling ofc

[spark ice]

Nice! Thank you, if someone have more

[small glen]

i aint mad about that first parry, but me not killing him made that rating drop by a fuck ton

[wind nebula]

How do u block so easely i really strugle with intercepting enemy weapons

[tough yew]

little highlight here, guy yanked his entire weapon at me for some reason

[shell bronze]

very difficult and precise

ideally don't do it

[wheat leaf]

How does he do it?

C a r p e l t u n n e l

[small glen]

ayyy

[fathom topaz]

Hug e

[shell bronze]

the carpal tunnel came from playing osu and is in my left hand

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434402487800041602/5E326E1.MP4?ex=6914106b&is=6912beeb&hm=ffdb5a5797d3c6bc4832ce28701ef9facc5e290b7a4b5419f567e3b30fe994ca&

ghost of tsushima level parry

you can almost see the silver glint

[wheat leaf]

Real, osu tends to do that lmao

[half hazel]

All bad

[wind nebula]

Ik i am capable of blocking things when in halfsword

[half hazel]

i got a shot from shotgun

im not joking

really just got shooted

[shell bronze]

crazy thing to talk about in half sword chat

[wind nebula]

Thats how i ussualy beat the commoner boss i halfsword push his sword to the right and then push my sword into his neck

[shell bronze]

half sword blocking

lma

[brittle bridge]

are you like in the middle of a home invasion? im confused

[wheat leaf]

Bros about to bleed out 😭

[wind nebula]

What

[humble iris]

yes

he is

are you going to help him

[wheat leaf]

Greens the perpetrator with that kinda response

[humble iris]

nnnno

[wheat leaf]

Bro has the shotgun

[humble iris]

lies

[small glen]

I learned with the Falchion that while parrying is not entirely ideal is it still useful to avoid dying

[wheat leaf]

Oh yeah? Who’s your Allie by

You have no allie by

[humble iris]

i am my own allie by

[wind nebula]

Billhook best militia weapon

[wheat leaf]

She hook on my bill till I

[small glen]

Plancon.

the Billhook is purely offensive

there is some decent defense there

but its not good enough

[wind nebula]

Billhook outreaches the plancon

I dont like fighting plancons with a plancson cuz the spikes will get tangled

[humble iris]

thats a good thing

[small glen]

reach doesn't matter when the Plancon can better defend itself, stab and smash

[humble iris]

since the ai sucks ass you can just torque their weapon anywhere

[shell bronze]

best militia loadout is mace and buckler trust

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[small glen]

Jarvis, show this man my Plancon v Plancon clip

[shell bronze]

both plancon and billhook can be taken to knight and completely murder everything

incl brave stand

[small glen]

the biggest con about the plancon is the fact it can get stuck

[wind nebula]

U can smash withthe bilhook

[small glen]

which if you spin or simply x you can get it out

[wind nebula]

Though not as effective

[wind nebula]

Hmm

The plancon is obv really good

[wind nebula]

The long spikes one is better imo

[small glen]

Plancon objectively has the best defense out of all the polearms in the game currently

[wind nebula]

Yup

[small glen]

you can do just about anything if your good enough and know control, and its also the only weapon that can actively disarm enemies with ease

[wind nebula]

Artuably best defence in the game at its tier at least

[wind nebula]

Yeah

[small glen]

every tier

[wind nebula]

Pavise

[small glen]

you can do this too

[wind nebula]

Yeah the tip is greta on the long spiked one

[small glen]

I used the short spike

Smaller shaft

Less range but a lot faster

[wind nebula]

Yes but i prefer the long spike becouse it can also cut

[small glen]

but can cut

[shell bronze]

the ai is dumb and the flesh is weak in this game

total domination is easy to achieve

[royal zodiac]

guys whats the best graphics settings???

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434075854643794032/6E119B1.MP4?ex=691431b7&is=6912e037&hm=fd866d7bf048ab035ea8a51f2ddae535bc8496a3f11bf61eb8bedb54a6385492&

[royal zodiac]

i can run like max

i have a 5060

[shell bronze]

cinematic is ass and only ruins your performance

run epic if you haven't

[royal zodiac]

alrr

then what res?

[small glen]

cinematic is only for pictures

[shell bronze]

use whichever res works for you

dx11 is more stable as well

[small glen]

I actually think the short shaft is better at cutting then the long one

[royal zodiac]

alr thanks

[small glen]

(I used to be a Plancon main, this is why Clueless hates me)

[royal zodiac]

yall i cant wait till multiplayerrrrr

[small glen]

Splitscreen only

[royal zodiac]

damn

[stone flare]

wanna stab willies throat

[shell bronze]

it's like using the admin gun in gmod

[royal zodiac]

yall this fire?

wait

[humble iris]

"admin gun"

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

[shell bronze]

does he know

[humble iris]

he doesnt know!

its the TOOL GUN pal.

[shell bronze]

you're definitely not tapped in

[humble iris]

im not

[zinc zenith]

physgun maybe?

[humble iris]

look at mmy name

is that a tappedin name

[wind nebula]

Long spike yeah

[shell bronze]

do not speak to me regarding any gmod matter ever again in that tone

[zinc zenith]

is there a physgun mod?

or some telepathy mod idk

[shell bronze]

this doohickey

[humble iris]

i know that doohickey

[wheat leaf]

Hey man put that down

[zinc zenith]

peak

[wheat leaf]

That’s a serious doohickey

[shell bronze]

clearly you don't if you tried to correct me on its meaning

[zinc zenith]

now i want to play gmod again

[shell bronze]

it's peak

[humble iris]

i know that doohickey

[wheat leaf]

I fw the ak version personally

The shotgun one

[tender quest]

nuh uh

[humble iris]

i know that doohickey

[small glen]

thats a mod

not part of the base game

and i am pretty sure its actually just called the Dragon breath

[wheat leaf]

Nah its basegame

Clearly just another half life asset

[small glen]

its a mod

its not part of the base game

the gun is from CS

[zinc zenith]

just called "the ultimate admin gun" on ws

idk tho

[small glen]

if you mount it, it won't appear

[wheat leaf]

Dude I got 1800 hours in gmod I would know what’s basegame

That’s just a half life asset

[small glen]

You are rage baiting

[wind nebula]

Are horses planned

[small glen]

The deagle isn't even inside of half life

It's from CS

[wheat leaf]

Nah but see that’s a skin only available in half-life 2 so it couldn’t be from CSGO

Think dude, think

[wheat leaf]

Nah it says in the bottom left, gmod dragon deagle

I knew it

They did add it to CSGO due to popular demand tho

Yeah they added it to csgo as a mod

It’s basegame Garry’s mod tho

[shell bronze]

i love how the conversation devolves into adjacent ragebaiting

[small glen]

Part of me thinks this man is having a severe false memory

[wheat leaf]

It is an original asset to both half-life and Garry’s mod like the crowbar and crossbow,

Well your wrong

[small glen]

The gun is from cs. There was never a deagle in Half life

[wheat leaf]

If it’s in the workshop, it could only be accessible to gmod not csgo

You can’t download guns in csgo

[shell forge]

I think i managed to chop Willie's willie off. Heard the dismemberment sound when landing a groin hit and even with pain disabled, Willie gave up

[wheat leaf]

Yer just wrong uncle, I got 1800 hrs in gmod

I’d know

Well the SKIN is a mod

The deagles basegame

[restive garnet]

Is this a skin mod?

[tender quest]

IS THIS CHANNEL CALLED CSGO-CHAT?

[shell forge]

If you own Counter-Strike Source, you have access to CS:S's weapons remade in Lua

[shell bronze]

i was just about to say

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/you'd-like-to-think-that-princess-bride-gif-2565262926337450450

[shell bronze]

move ts to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[wheat leaf]

These guys don’t know anything about csgo or gmod😞

[tender quest]

me neither thats why it goes in general chat

[wheat leaf]

Ig the ragebaiting could only go so far

[restive garnet]

Hi

[small glen]

Militus, can you bonk me with yer sword

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/smhlaugh-tuesday-cat-kitty-attitude-gif-17930846

[wheat leaf]

Ragebait successfully conducted

[brisk vortex]

yo do ygs know if theyre ever gonna make half sword multiplayer

[humble iris]

in EA theres going to be local multiplayer

[brisk vortex]

oh damn

[split crescent]

[humble iris]

finesse around the buckler

[foggy creek]

Im going to crush my balls with a rock!!!

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-brain-dead-die-dumb-gif-20796254

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[foggy creek]

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[foggy creek]

How imma be sounding crushing my balls with a rock

[wheat leaf]

Ok dude 😭

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1322582358070792274/togif.gif

[shell bronze]

?

[foggy creek]

Just wait

[brittle bridge]

nah lets rename him as ballcrusher

[foggy creek]

Wait until you see my smashed balls 15.11 if they dont release EA

[wheat leaf]

Cmon now

You overdo it and it’ll lose the funny

[brittle bridge]

yeah

[wheat leaf]

Don’t copy this but think of how muscle man says ‘my mom’ it’s only when perfectly timed

[small glen]

should i stick with Falchion?

for like a week

[small glen]

favorite one handed player in the community

fr

[soft osprey]

Go back to the subreddit you weirdo

[foggy creek]

Cant be stopped

[humble iris]

been there done that

[foggy creek]

Hit you guys with crush my balls of rage and despair

[humble iris]

thank you !!!!!!!!

[tall jungle]

need new update, current update crashes after loading back to main menu from anything. still great though

[small glen]

fellow horse

[tall jungle]

hello fellow horse

[native sierra]

Horses are over rated

[exotic flint]

guys is there any new version of demo?

or full version

[brittle bridge]

Early access is coming out before the end of the year

[subtle linden]

omg so exitied

[exotic flint]

okay but what this days mean?

days 7 the fool

[brittle bridge]

those were teaser we had each deays of the steam fest

[exotic flint]

oh

[jolly gorge]

MANGY CUR!

[subtle linden]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-10678931350545522063

halfsword!!!!! im begging for the release dateeeeeeeeeee

[jolly gorge]

FLIBBERTIGIBBET!

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1433366192885600266/1525801.MP4?ex=69143fcb&is=6912ee4b&hm=30a2c154e8c6d26c8b56dfddc569a23c75ea227d8ce98987d2f4f2ff644d8063&

[little verge]

RAGAMUFFIN!

[small glen]

this somehow didn't hurt me

[shell bronze]

good block

[jolly gorge]

Oaf

[small glen]

i learned that when you block with a Falchion, it just reduces the attack speed to a decent enough where if it does hit you, it won't kill you but just lightly smack you, which is why movement is like super important

[shell bronze]

yeah ik

[jolly gorge]

SCOUNDREL!

[shell bronze]

i used to fight veterans for fun with it until it got boring

[humble iris]

most weapons do that if the angle and positioning is right

[small glen]

but with the Falchion its a guranatee

it will never FULLY stop an attack, on the rare occasion it does its great since you can easily get control

do a grab, slash or whatever

[neat crow]

Saw this hilarious post on the subreddit

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431816032321798184/380B491.MP4?ex=69148ad7&is=69133957&hm=549495b3d1497e8e6d30622aa816711d977ed514ba729d583741f9c481ae81f9&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431815736765972510/4B0D1B1.MP4?ex=69148a91&is=69133911&hm=415eb82b5b66f6ef3af0c29b94f7c32524bfe10a5248838f6ca2335f6f1fb3d6&

[humble iris]

that only happens next to the crossguard

you have more leverage whenever you use the lower part of your blade to displace/parry

[shell bronze]

you're just not goated like me

[humble iris]

also on the occasion that someone sword slips over that curve on the falchion and hits your bicep/shoulder

your done for !!

[small glen]

if its an axe

than yeah

[humble iris]

the ai also just puts like

zero force and structure into anything

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429715775182078022/7251641.MP4?ex=6914cfd3&is=69137e53&hm=5bb905e0a16d6a3afe25e8bc40f9ddc4d039372bb5624b56992a472e0933c697&

[shell bronze]

defense with the falchion should be kept to a minimum anyways

[humble iris]

too small to be reliable

[small glen]

so far on the times where the sword speed is slowed down and i do get hit, i don't ever die, just a small little blood sploch that might not even be from the enemy

[shell bronze]

they give you a second thing to use for that reason

[small glen]

its a show of force thing

more than anything

[humble iris]

offhand daggers are underrated

[small glen]

its cool as shit doing a Falchion parry/block

[small glen]

daggers have a shit ton of structure

idk why

they can be held out and do a full stop

[humble iris]

i dont use them like that

i just let them stay there

since they actually occasionally block stuff

[willow lynx]

Just discovered the game, absolutely love it

I suck at it so far but still

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1437056971965468793/8D46B11.MP4?ex=69147e19&is=69132c99&hm=0812b217a0df07de0d23e4ea9223eceecafd4eebe19185ccba3f3079067ddcba&

[humble iris]

if swapping hands got refined a bit more (including the reversed auto parry) it would actually be viable for the longsword imo

[small glen]

Mace Willie is the king of fodder

[small glen]

the longsword is fun as is

[small glen]

10 business days later and he still choking

[humble iris]

100% but swapping hands has good structure improvements

[small glen]

the only mace that actually scares me

is the Morningstar ones

the spiked maces are the only threat

[humble iris]

big structure improvement

[shell bronze]

he kept choking for another 10s after

[small glen]

sometimes if you just go up and grab them they will surrender instantly

[shell bronze]

me when this man denies the right side pflug

[lapis rapids]

any fighting tips? that dang peasant boss with the axe gets me alot unless I end up getting that long candlestick weapon

[exotic parcel]

I can't wait to see new handling mechanics like this one

[humble iris]

i dunno what a pflug is!!!

is that even english!!

[small glen]

its chinese

duh

[humble iris]

nuh uh

[worldly oak]

What are you guys favorite song in the game.

[small glen]

i don't listen to the ost

[humble iris]

yeah me neither

i turn all music down

[slow holly]

will half sword get new music in the new update?

[small glen]

idk

[slow holly]

and also, will people get to keep the DEMO when early access releases?

[small glen]

idk

[humble iris]

probably

[worldly oak]

My favorite is asedio

[brittle bridge]

yeah

they said they werent gonna remove it

[shell bronze]

plow guard

[slow holly]

[humble iris]

oh

my sword is pretty sharp

[hard thunder]

What if the baron and the jester kissed

And then commited crimes against humanity together

[small glen]

thats basically what is already happening

[hard thunder]

Exactly

[astral summit]

FLIBBERTIGIBBET i need the game

[whole grove]

Is there a hair mode In half sword?

[shell forge]

I don't think i've ever seen the parrying axe do this much damage before

[jolly gorge]

it looks like there will be in the future

[shell forge]

I don't think Willie appreciates the effort that goes into restoring his mobility

[normal crown]

Hello, does anyone know how to go into matchs with different gear? I just did it but idk how.

[radiant barn]

wdym twin?

[radiant barn]

like every match you have differeeinw weapons?

[normal crown]

like go in the free match naked tier with armor

[shell bronze]

loadout selector

[normal crown]

loadout selector?

[normal crown]

where is that?

I dont have any mods and it did it

[shell bronze]

not that

[shell bronze]

glitch

[normal crown]

Darn I was hoping it was not.

[vital perch]

usw Ovrdth's selector

it's a separate mod

[normal crown]

Alright

Thanks

[vital perch]

you are welcome

[velvet creek]

Release date?

[humble iris]

february 29th

[steady spruce]

it feels weird that the AI when using a shield just seems to flick on god mode sometimes

its also super weird that the AI can push me across the arena, but if I push into them it just turns into an awkward hug

[shell bronze]

the ai doesn't have any self preservation instincts and will gladly hold W down against you

[jolly gorge]

Shields are da shit

[steady spruce]

oh I know. I just find it funny that the AI seems to have double the strength I do. and can just easily push me over lol but when I try it., they're more anchored than a street post.

[jolly gorge]

I love whacking willies with shields

[shell bronze]

you and the ai are evenly matched

[brittle bridge]

breaking necks with a shield is the most satisfying thing

[shell forge]

Chat, i think Willie has given up on life. He ain't responding to my attempts to jumpstart him

[steady spruce]

I've managed to do it a few times with my metal plated fists lol

[jolly gorge]

The only way I'm killing the beggar boss is by shield stomping his helmet

Also have you noticed how the bigger shields don't toggle position when held in the right arm?

[brittle bridge]

lots of weapons dont do it in the opposite hands

[jolly gorge]

That bothers me so much as a lefty

[steady spruce]

saaame

[jolly gorge]

Smaller shields do tho

Only the bigger versions have this issue

[brittle bridge]

I like the switching of hands, but i feel like its done way too quick, there should be an animation

[vital perch]

it's that easy

shift + s then go in for the kill

[gilded crown]

L 3rd person

[vital perch]

cry about it

[jolly gorge]

Imagine using blades

[vital perch]

observe

[steady spruce]

I'll take 3rd person any day.

[jolly gorge]

Blades are overrated

Shield stomping is the way

[vital perch]

imagine using shields

[gilded crown]

like this?

[jolly gorge]

Feeling the bones crack🎵🎶

[jolly gorge]

Okay now I want to play too

See you later shield Chads

[crimson geode]

is this sh dramatic chat?

[vital perch]

overedited imo

[gilded crown]

yeah

[crimson geode]

its suppose to be that way

heres even underedied

[gilded crown]

yeah but why are you making it look like a smurf village bro

[crimson geode]

the coldness of the situation

[gilded crown]

baalrightt

[crimson geode]

its basically art

[vital perch]

papa smurf had enough of bullshit

[humble iris]

messergrapple

[gilded crown]

I wish they added a replay mode

theres so many clips I could've had if I had a better perspective

[humble iris]

truth

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[atomic horizon]

bro I need boxing mod is that exist?

[humble iris]

another one

[gilded crown]

idk but I agree the handfighting is super underdeveloped rn

[atomic horizon]

bro its better than boxing games

[gilded crown]

yeah but still

thats just the main mechanics of the game being goated

[atomic horizon]

this game is so underrated

[atomic horizon]

I hope they will release game in december

[gilded crown]

I think someone said febuary something earlier

don't know how true that is though

[humble iris]

that was me

it isnt

[brittle bridge]

before 2026

[humble iris]

EA comes out this year

[gilded crown]

whats ea

electronic arts

[tough hollow]

Yes

[brittle bridge]

early access

[gilded crown]

oh right

[atomic horizon]

brooo I cant wait btw its says in 2024 in steam

[atomic horizon]

bro do not hold oppotent arm

I have so bad experince for that

[atomic horizon]

tutorial?

[tough hollow]

i dont know

[humble iris]

i hold opponent arm

[humble iris]

grab his feet and grab his bum

boom

[tough hollow]

make sure to oil check

[humble iris]

yup

[atomic horizon]

bro I did once

and he cutted my arm

if u play in hard mode dont do that

[humble iris]

what is hard mode 😭

[atomic horizon]

its usefull but sometimes npcs being smart

[gusty stone]

there is a hard mode in half sword?

[atomic horizon]

player to damage and npc to damage

[humble iris]

thats just setting modification!!!

[atomic horizon]

🙁

do u use enchaner(I prob text wrong)

[keen yew]

I JUST BEAT THE BARON

[atomic horizon]

congrats

[keen yew]

check game footage

took so long

[atomic horizon]

bro nvm that

[keen yew]

wait a minute

[atomic horizon]

we %70 matching btw

[keen yew]

what purpose do i have to play

[keen yew]

wdym

[atomic horizon]

cod, skate, roblox, half sword, vinland saga, gang beasts

[keen yew]

vinland saga so peak🥹

the slaves at Mappa gotta start worksing on season 3

[atomic horizon]

yeee

[keen yew]

peak games

[atomic horizon]

wait they doing? I was thought they wont do season 3

[atomic horizon]

+1

[keen yew]

no they arent ijm saying they better

[atomic horizon]

oh

[keen yew]

[atomic horizon]

gang beast mentioned

[keen yew]

you ohn xbox

[atomic horizon]

so tuff game btw

[keen yew]

for gangbeasts

[atomic horizon]

no Im ps

[keen yew]

dang it

[atomic horizon]

dawg

are u xbox

[keen yew]

for gangbeasts im on xbox launcher for pc

all my friends are on xbox

✍️

[atomic horizon]

hell nah

[gusty stone]

xbox because when he was going to xbox then yes

hell nah
hoorror

— 3:27 PM
xbox because when he was going to xbox then yes

[keen yew]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437415062393589768/88B1F41.MP4?ex=69147a18&is=69132898&hm=0f85097cb10d43d1bbad996df5fd7c7d1fc923f5974d7fdbfe71b22c6de04710&

[gilded crown]

Noone can tell me ts isnt tuff

[humble iris]

how to deal with shields 101

[jolly gorge]

AYYY WTF

HOW

[leaden yacht]

yo do anyone know how to get mods

[jolly gorge]

TEACH ME MASTER

[jolly gorge]

Nexus

[leaden yacht]

ok

[shell forge]

Willie lives agaaaaiiiiin

[jolly gorge]

Does anyone observe the fact that the arena has banners hanging above?

[jolly gorge]

i just noticed it here

[keen yew]

👍

[shell forge]

Okay, he was already alive. I just got him to move again

[leaden yacht]

and i see on videos that they have hats and stuff in fist fights

how do you do that

is it a mod

[jolly gorge]

Editor mod IG

[leaden yacht]

how do i get that

[jolly gorge]

.

[leaden yacht]

what is the mod called

[humble iris]

ovr

[stuck ginkgo]

yup

i've been realizing

[humble iris]

use HSE to give yourself clothes, use OVR to save the loadout

[leaden yacht]

what

[humble iris]

ovrdth

on nexus

[leaden yacht]

wow do i do that

oh

is that the name of the mod

[humble iris]

ovrdth is the name of the mod

[gilded crown]

How to deal with poke-poke stick man 101

[humble iris]

nexus is the website you get it on

[leaden yacht]

when i send the coad to sighn up it says account warning

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1437010478827180052/1B9F2F1.MP4?ex=691452cc&is=6913014c&hm=64ed460b3f7b1db331f1e82a5db6abb2478d6cf05e09b89ca7059476e3f9217b&

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[jolly gorge]

@brittle bridge hey shield lover I've just finished my report

#allshieldsmatter

[vital perch]

ragebait fail

[jolly gorge]

Wouldn't you mind updating it so that devs will actually see it?

[jolly gorge]

??

[vital perch]

nothing

[jolly gorge]

I ain't trolling
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1437863623488962580

[leaden yacht]

how do i use the mod its confuseing

[vital perch]

which one

[humble iris]

@boreal path is this professional mantis thingiemabob guard doohickey

[leaden yacht]

ovrdth

[humble iris]

john teach him im learning hwo to be a professional hema master

[vital perch]

save a loadout , then double click the name to load it

[sleek gull]

The collection grows!!!

[slow holly]

not to trash on the devs but I like how the itch.io Tech Demo blood worked better than how it does now

[leaden yacht]

what name

[vital perch]

any

write any name

it will appear in the list

[leaden yacht]

ware doi press

[humble iris]

wioah

star wars

thats cool

[vital perch]

the bold text are folders , the non-bold one are loadouts

double click any loadout to equip it

[dawn nebula]

who decided that when i lose a hand i cant swing anymore

[sleek gull]

I have a second display cabinet, i'm getting closer to needing to use it for Lego Star Wars stuff as well lol

[humble iris]

human anatomy

[sleek gull]

You think otherwise? Would you like to test it IRL for science?

[vital perch]

primal instincts

pain = bad

[dawn nebula]

im sure i could get over it

[obtuse tiger]

almost half way through november kinda scared we have had no news about EA

[vital perch]

ah of course , losing a limb isn't anything for such a chad like me

[dawn nebula]

who needs hands anyway

i could grip a sword with a couple of nubs

[leaden yacht]

im pressing on it it do not work

[jolly gorge]

Galvarino looking ahh

[vital perch]

don't feed the trolls guys

[dawn nebula]

oh i guess im a troll then

cant even make jokes in 2025 without being ragebait or a troll

[vital perch]

1984 eh

[jolly gorge]

He accused me of trolling just a few minutes ago, don't worry it's normal xP

[deep shale]

release date?

[obtuse tiger]

33rd this month

[vital perch]

at the time i thought you were ragebaiting me with shields

[little verge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3t4IHiemx3k

[vital perch]

i despise shields

[dawn nebula]

try some pickup lines and maybe you'll get a date

[obtuse tiger]

😃

[jolly gorge]

MANGEEEKUR

SCOUNDRAL

[deep shale]

"do i need a library card? i wanna check you out!"

[obtuse tiger]

3pm uk

[dawn nebula]

yeah you're getting blocked before you get a date

[obtuse tiger]

hopefully some EA news🤞

[deep shale]

"are you a release date? Because I've been wating way to long for you!"

[vital perch]

are you a bad engineer?

because it doesn't work

[slow holly]

"Your sword, its in half!"
Say that again...

[vital perch]

mfw i half sword my willie

[minor wigeon]

it happened too fast for me to screenshot, but i died, and spawned into the abyss mode

[humble iris]

yeah thats what happens

[minor wigeon]

and my characters cheeks were out, he was butt booty naked

[fossil isle]

yo how does the ai actually know how to coordinate

[humble iris]

oh

[humble iris]

they dont

[humble iris]

the ai is like

dumb af

[minor wigeon]

oh, is this common? 💀

[soft osprey]

As common as this

[minor wigeon]

ah

i see

nevermind then

funny tho

[fossil isle]

nah dude with the club broke my arm

ending myn run

[bronze anvil]

bro how do i kill the beggar champion.....

[fossil isle]

chat.

just fist him to death

I put him into a combo

[gusty stone]

i hate the commoner boss

[bronze anvil]

you cant

[gusty stone]

so annoying

[bronze anvil]

you cant kill him

at all

im so angry when games add impossible enemys

[wind nebula]

If u get the long candlestick its easy

Else i ussualy use the nife

And id recommend the helmet

[fossil isle]

nah I just put him into a combo

he's so big and naked

that you can just punch him to death

Especially if you corner him

then its really fun

[bronze anvil]

you dont get a helmet

nor a candle stick

[wind nebula]

Knife

[bronze anvil]

it sucks

against a dude with an axe

[wind nebula]

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[bronze anvil]

with skin thicker than titanium

[bronze anvil]

a general universal issue

is not a skill issue

[wind nebula]

Dodge the axe and stabby stabby

[bronze anvil]

you cant......

what game are you playing bro.....

[wind nebula]

Well if i can do it with 20fps and a trash keyboard and mouse

[wind nebula]

Half sword

[fossil isle]

wait ngl

he siwngs so slow

that if you jsut rush him down at the start

you canj ust fist him to death

Just don't let him get a hit

[covert flare]

nah thats an universal skill issue kat

[fossil isle]

His reaction time's very slow

[wind nebula]

Right as hes about to swing take a steo back then rush forward and pokey pokey

[fossil isle]

He'll probalby miss if you're running right into him

[covert flare]

just move in then step back with shift and hit him right in the noggin'

[jolly gorge]

Wait till you go to the next champion(s)

[covert flare]

also, with the long candlestick its a given win

[covert flare]

i love the name btw

[fossil isle]

bro I hate when

you kill them

[covert flare]

and tbh, tier 2 champ is easier since you get the pitchfork...now the tier 3 champion is the real difficulty tweak

[fossil isle]

but they get a stab in

and the knife stays inside of you

killing you

[fossil isle]

I fricken hate the baron fight

[jolly gorge]

Well you have a pitchfork for commoner boss too : P

[covert flare]

fair enough XD

pitchfork takes you a long way if you know your footwork

[jolly gorge]

But yeah commoner boss is the biggest bottleneck imo

[fossil isle]

tier 3 champion was the hardest ofr me

dude's sword is massive

[jolly gorge]

Yeah massive and super heavy

[fossil isle]

But I figured out

if you just pick the pitchfork

you can just chesee him

by running into him

he'll try to swing but he'll get stabbed first

[jolly gorge]

80% of the time I get him with the sword he gets me too

[bronze anvil]

what

[bronze anvil]

for beggar?

[jolly gorge]

It doesn't get better bruh 😄

[bronze anvil]

with the others i can handle

beggar is just

a stool vs a 6inch axe

[fossil isle]

for tier 3

[jolly gorge]

Pick up a shield, grab his ass after he swings and smash his ribs/neck

[fossil isle]

for beggar I can just combo him to death

[covert flare]

champion difficulty will go as follows: easy, easy, fucking devilish, medium, hard, medium, easy, A fatal crash has ocurred

[jolly gorge]

You can also KO the beggar boss no problem

[bronze anvil]

what?

wdym combo?

[fossil isle]

is the baron fight easy in your opnion

not the champion

[fossil isle]

Just puch him and kick him

Like run into him

[covert flare]

punch him to sleep

[fossil isle]

Concuss him

then just start comboing him

[jolly gorge]

[fossil isle]

The momentum of you rforehead should stop him from swinging ofr a while

[covert flare]

depends on what gear you get your hands on, without a good heavy polearm and a mace its very annoying given the sharpness of his oversized polearm

[bronze anvil]

what

he just

1 shots me

[jolly gorge]

Grab his arms to impede his movement

[covert flare]

are you walking or running?

[jolly gorge]

Wait till he goes for an overhead, lean back and rush his ahh

[stiff belfry]

how halfsword was meant to be played\

[fossil isle]

nah cause I get the poalrm

I make it to the 4v1

then I swear they become demons

They're coordinating

they're attacking one by one

and fucking stabbing me from the side

while im killing one

[jolly gorge]

He can't hit you in hug distance since he doesn't half-sword the axe

[fossil isle]

I thinkn the baron is very easy

he just has a club

but the 4v1 and 3v1 before that is so annoying

[covert flare]

i generally either half-sword my polearm or a sword then go huggy hug and slice their necks open

[fossil isle]

no cause the shield guys

[covert flare]

works like a charm with low gore because the sword doesnt get stuck and goes right through

[fossil isle]

I swear I try to do a half sword

the shield guys shield bash my head

and concuss me

They don't even kill me

but I can't fight no more

I think shield needs to get nerfed 💯

[covert flare]

thats who the polearms are for!

spinny spins then BAM concussion

[fossil isle]

wait ngl

is playing on the

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[fossil isle]

Peaceful Normal Gruesome make it harder

[jolly gorge]

SHIELD SUPREMACY

[fossil isle]

I feel like peaceful makes it harder

cause I swaer I slashed this guy's arm

like 5 times

and he's still not giving up

I feel like in normal or gruesome it woulda fallen off

[covert flare]

gruesome is harder for both

you can be dismembered and killed for attacks with zero strength behind them on gruesome

[jolly gorge]

Gruesome is getting one tapped by weapons laying on the ground xP

[fossil isle]

same goes for he enemiest

cause lkike

bro I swear in peaceful

THIS GUY SHOULDA DIED BY NOW

or atleast given up

dude got sliced 5 times on his arm

5 times on his leg

and he's still not giving up

in peaceful itos like the enemies just don't give up

[covert flare]

its fun for sparring settings

disarm them, throw a dull sparring sword then attack away

[buoyant oyster]

i forgot to talk here

i don't got the level to post stuff damn

[covert flare]

its rather quick

[buoyant oyster]

i know

i don't know what lvl i got tho lol

[sleek gull]

Lovely decap

[small cairn]

Imagine a stealth system

Willie sorta allways knows whats behind him as soon as it gets close

[bronze anvil]

i got mods

how do i make myself a giant?

[tender quest]

gotta create a giant willie and then possess it

[desert roost]

im sure theyve said it somewhere but is this game still planning to release in 2025?

[brittle bridge]

ye

[desert roost]

oh okay sick

[hollow maple]

whats the difference between the demo and the full game?

[jolly gorge]

That the demo is out and the full game is not

[sullen wedge]

evening the pitchfork is goated and i use it up to the point my enemies get full armor

[compact yarrow]

do yalls think halfsword will release this month

[short cape]

no its a vaporware made to bropke MY DREAMS

[pastel burrow]

I hope 🫩

[fierce wedge]

thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436914231080521748/47FE5F1.MP4?ex=6914a1e9&is=69135069&hm=a1953586331922f13d3eccda90a079c36ea1002a83d6423d77e2c234b003127f&

[bronze anvil]

I DID IT

I BEAT THE BARON

[hollow maple]

💀

[silent stag]

Exanima Golem President vs The Baron who would win

[jolly gorge]

However I'm sure it'll be a great product just by seeing how much they're already cooking 🔥🔥🚒🚒

[hollow maple]

I donwloaded the demo a year ago and havent seen much change

[jolly gorge]

They're saying EA will be released before 2026

[hollow maple]

👍

[teal pike]

release window yet?

[hexed pasture]

caught this in the abyss, thought it was cool

[deep shale]

GOD DAMN WOAH

[covert flare]

rare militus commoner gameplay

[restive garnet]

Lizard willie

[covert flare]

galaxy!!

hru doing

[restive garnet]

Saxton!! Hi am good!

How are uuu

[covert flare]

im doing great for once, my last exams for the year are tomorrow

[alpine shuttle]

any tips on the final level other than "goodluck"

[restive garnet]

Yooohoooo

Good luckk

[humble iris]

goodluck and have fun

[covert flare]

swords or axes until armored enemies appear, when they do sheath it and change to a polearm or a mace

[alpine shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-rage-angry-annoyed-whatever-gif-5126333390325209476

[restive garnet]

Kick 🦵🏻 his balls

[alpine shuttle]

best tips ive ever heard thanks lol

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[covert flare]

best polearm is the halberd and polehammer for this

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1437045925099995247/2D08091.MP4?ex=691473cf&is=6913224f&hm=2a6177f27100af07334088336a38c1ed3ce0457ef8f025241adfc18e71e641f5&

[wheat leaf]

poleaxe best polearm

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1437038066668798002/B38C0B1.MP4?ex=6915153d&is=6913c3bd&hm=cb336586cc642cb682c3c05823b20ce544b8f147db46068ef8a38888f7d6c199&

[shell bronze]

babby needs armor 😂😂😂😂

[wheat leaf]

i like WRESTLING

not twirling around like a lil fancy dancy fairy fella

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1437039970857652326/1216D31.MP4?ex=69151703&is=6913c583&hm=041cf56b459197018a681abddd6c756bc134a47c5b46d1df74a63d06b12148fa&

[lapis rapids]

so I keep crashing in the demo on Veteran rank during one of the fights, not sure whats causing it

[covert flare]

blood

thats whats causing it

[lapis rapids]

oooh

[covert flare]

reduce the blood levels and it should stabilize!

you can compensate with more gore

[lapis rapids]

lol yea thats def why, I do like the blood but ill turn it down

[covert flare]

nice nice, btw early access is going to fix the pesky crash

[urban jackal]

what does EA mean?

[lapis rapids]

ooh nice! Ive luckily gotten to veteran today, the only thing screwing me up is the bosses of each rank, that first axe boss is a pain at times

[urban jackal]

not electronic arts

[covert flare]

early access

[humble iris]

cleaved right through

[covert flare]

beggar boss can be annoying sometimes depending on the loot lol

have a good one!

[lapis rapids]

I will!

[covert flare]

the gauntlet failed on its only purpose

[lapis rapids]

lol its always the loot, weapons screw me over when I dont get a good one

[humble iris]

and his STINKY neck chainmail

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[humble iris]

poleaxes are pretty cool

[covert flare]

crouch blocking a plançon is max aura gains

[humble iris]

why didh e barely swing 😭

[covert flare]

mf was flabbergasted

[young saffron]

nice backflip willie!

[keen vapor]

how do you get the rapier and other new weapons

like that training blade thing

[deep shale]

mods

[keen vapor]

damn

[deep shale]

first you get ovrdth's loadout selector

and then you plug weapon mods into that, since all the weapons are basically json files or some shi

[covert flare]

step 1: download ovrdth, run the installer you downloaded and let it download in documents, step 2:enable hidden files on your file browser, step 3: locate pooled_save in documents, OVRDTH, step 4: download the weapon mods, drag and drop the zips inside pooled_saves, extract and delete the .zip, step 5:enjoy

[humble iris]

i cut the clip too early, this is a sad day

[covert flare]

hate it when steam auto cuts the end

[humble iris]

no that was just my fault lmao

[round stone]

Gentle neck tap of eternal pain

[covert flare]

poleaxe my beloved

[humble iris]

bugger off

[covert flare]

NONE LEAVE THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE, NOT ALIVE

[deep shale]

i love the free samples at the deli

at least until the woman behind the counter gives me the stink eye
"you need to pay for those."