halfsword-chat-⚔

[signal wedge]

It was me btw

[soft osprey]

Actually it was me

[signal wedge]

Nah

[soft osprey]

Dont listen to turkey mod please

[tender quest]

actually you're'rer both nerds

[signal wedge]

Lies

[vital perch]

me when mods argue in general

[signal wedge]

It was not miditus

[soft osprey]

Youre arguing with moderation? Thats actually against the rules

[naive holly]

Mods assemble

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ethancord-jayden-daniels-discord-mod-gif-11202404197342267453

[vital perch]

😔

[signal wedge]

Us asf

Easter is the first one

[vital perch]

tf you mean us

[boreal path]

bro

[signal wedge]

You ain't a mod mf

[soft osprey]

You were too big to fit on screen

[vital perch]

those mfs look like they deal splash damage

[signal wedge]

hehehe

[vital perch]

i'm actually the cameraman

seriously tho , i'm working on a video that's about beating the gauntlet the devs intended it to

is there anyone i can reach out to about the devs

[wheat leaf]

insane xD

i hope they add a lute or some instrument to this game

[kind delta]

Some farmers tried to steal my stuff i dont play around twin 🤓

[jolly gorge]

Commoner boss is the biggest bottleneck

[vital perch]

solution:

Shift + S

[kind delta]

sorry for mj background music i just need to listen to king of pop bro

they robbed @wheat leaf so i jumped back

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

[boreal path]

lame

[shell bronze]

for these lesser skilled players it's all they can use

[boreal path]

dont recommend a pitchfork ! recommend improvement !

[kind delta]

bro forgot to die

fix this pls

[fringe iris]

hey guys is there a vc channel here ?

[slender cairn]

hi everyone

[round stone]

I did it so slow, and still lost

[boreal path]

fiore was a savage ahead of his time

[round stone]

Sounds like Moai

You have to pass the test

[slender cairn]

he can be defeated with forks

[vital perch]

that's the easy way

[round stone]

Oh I passed it a few months ago, I think there's a different one now

I suggest asking a mod

[shell bronze]

why so they can whine and cry for another 30 minutes, then quit the game?

[north lotus]

Which sword is best in the commoner rank?

[shell bronze]

pitchfork!!!

[quasi hedge]

I love this game

[slender cairn]

even though this game is still a demo, it’s the only one I keep coming back to and play so often

[quasi hedge]

ikr

I got so into the medieval style

[small glen]

i am very shocked that little jab from the crossguard actually blunt damage to me

[quasi hedge]

I got kndgdom come deliverce

[shell bronze]

welcome to the manual medieval life

[hard oracle]

Willy just has this charm

[quasi hedge]

damm

fure

fire

[north lotus]

gentle ask again ❤️

[boreal path]

whichever one you practice with the most

[round stone]

If there were a elevation on the ground, I'd be launched into stratosphere

[boreal path]

really i feel like there isnt an objective "best" for any weapon, just learnability

[wheat leaf]

They are basically identical for how they act. If you wanna get specific then wider guards can save you a lil bit more during parries

[shell bronze]

there is a historical and realistic meta

[north lotus]

the thicker one is a little slower

[shell bronze]

but for the 2h swords just get the longest one

width is for preference

[north lotus]

the one with the curved hilt is what i use ig

[wheat leaf]

If you take the widest flattest blade, like the big shaving razor type one, that has best cut theoretically

[boreal path]

the super thin blades and the more triangular ones have difference balance

like significantly

[wheat leaf]

It’s weird cause I can’t prove it but wide edges in this game tend to dismember or cut deeper more easily

[north lotus]

i can just never beat the commoner boss without the pitchfork lol

[boreal path]

how do you mean

[wheat leaf]

Battleaxe, all glaives, the wide blade long swords, all falchions do as well, I think it just means more blade surface area contact or smth

[boreal path]

by glaives do you mean the veteran (?) tier polearms

[north lotus]

when do yall finish off willy after he gives up?

[boreal path]

if he wounded me very badly or if me pmo in general

[north lotus]

based

[wheat leaf]

All the Polearms that have a flat wide cutting designed blade

And nothing else typically

[boreal path]

there are no glaives in half sword

[wheat leaf]

wtf are they called

Bardiche?

[boreal path]

that's why im asking, are you talking about the veteran tier polearms lol

[wheat leaf]

They are in multiple tiers

[boreal path]

the long circular haft ones

[wheat leaf]

It’s literally just a stick with a slab of cutting oriented steel on it

It’s the one that takes your legs off super easy

[small glen]

shocked i even hit that

[boreal path]

i think you're talking about the halberds then

[wheat leaf]

Probably

Too many names for basically the same thing

Be like poleaxe, each one’s different but uses the same name

[boreal path]

basically anything that is attached by sockets to a stick and is cutting oriented is a halberd

anything that is at the very end of a stick and is thrusting oriented but can cut is a glaive / voulge

anything that is attached by languets on a square haft is a pollax

[marsh reef]

why the heck beggar is hard for me whyy

[wheat leaf]

So we’d have voulge’s technically

Not halberds

[marsh reef]

didn't played thegame a while ago and now I have a final boss on beggar mode

[wheat leaf]

Or one voulge one halberd at most

[marsh reef]

nvm

[slender cairn]

I think he’s really easy to beat

[boreal path]

no

[marsh reef]

not for me, installed the game today lol

[boreal path]

we have halberds

[wheat leaf]

Ones a voulge tho

The one with a wide based blade and a concave swoop up into the point

[boreal path]

this is a voulge

[slender cairn]

you just need a couple of precise hits to the head

[marsh reef]

dang, didn't know that, thanks

[deft star]

есть русские?

[wheat leaf]

This isn’t the game one specifically but same shape and it’s a voulge

[boreal path]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349828735997837394

[boreal path]

this is a halberd

[wheat leaf]

Google says otherwise

Google never wrong

[boreal path]

google is not a historian

[deft star]

спасибо дружище

[wheat leaf]

But it has a history tab

[boreal path]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1354597196233707540 ?

a glaive / voulge is socketed at the end of the stick, a halberd is attached at the side

the former also almost always has rondels

[deft star]

where can I get a non-demo version?

[wheat leaf]

Your strikingly correct but I feel the compulsion to maintain my point

[boreal path]

can't yet

[boreal path]

lmao

[slender cairn]

да

[deft star]

где не демо версию взять?

[slender cairn]

#русский

[wheat leaf]

But fr tho back to the point at hand, they cut like them old school 1000° knife through soap challenges on youtube

[boreal path]

@shell bronze

[wheat leaf]

To aid my point of saying that the wider a blade is in this game, the more damage it does in a cut regardless of swing speed or power seemingly

So to digress and conclude, yeah the wide long sword is Best

[small glen]

i got glitched again, its so over

[shell bronze]

why do you think i hand picked the most skinny and short blade for my primary build

[wheat leaf]

Cause you tryna be tuff

[shell bronze]

total domination

[wheat leaf]

(Kinda are lowkey the sword you use kinda sucks)

[shell bronze]

i fight with the bare minimum and make art out of it

no reach no cutting surface

[slender cairn]

what is the name of this steel shield? I really like it in combat

[wheat leaf]

I respect that part you make em look as smooth as my attempts with high tier bastard swords

[boreal path]

my longsword is bordering on arming sword

[boreal path]

buckler

[analog stream]

Glaives are so cool we need them in the game

[slender cairn]

thank you

[analog stream]

Just a big ol knife in the end of a pole

[wheat leaf]

Can’t wait till they tweak the way Willie uses 1h swords so we can have longer ones

He just can’t handle the extra weight rn it seems, gets all floppy armed

[boreal path]

the only way to use them without that floppiness is by using alt a lot like i do

[analog stream]

One handed thrust is also very odd

[wheat leaf]

Only way I found was to use something better or find well made 1h weapon mods

Which do work quite nicely there’s some solid mods that make them more usable

[boreal path]

i hope that limb manipulation gets more smooth later down the line

it's like the enemy is constantly tensing up his entire arm when you try and grapple lol

[wheat leaf]

I know they’ll do good with time, but ragdoll physics gotta be one insane headache to try and make realistic for this kinda game

[shell bronze]

there's a reason why this game is pretty groundbreaking and is already amassing an insane cult backing

[ivory pumice]

how do i fix crashing

[wheat leaf]

Every medieval sword fighting enthusiast has been yearning for the ability to swing how you wanna swing

[small glen]

I am so done 😭 i got the flamingo leg bug in a row

[kind delta]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1437206977918009385

this is not funny

[wheat leaf]

Every game always uses preset animations, closest anyone got was like.. drags and accel’s in chiv and mordhau

[shell bronze]

manual combat

[boreal path]

sometimes when im trying to grapple i will literally push myself into the floor instead of push the enemy's joint

[wheat leaf]

Hellish quart only got it right cause it used the moves and weapons people wanted to do, but they neutered it with 2d movement

[boreal path]

energy transfer needs work ...

this is one of my favorite ways to bring pollax users to the floor

[shell bronze]

and still not fully manual

[vital perch]

chat , i'm making a video on half sword , rate the thumbnail

[wheat leaf]

Not at all, it’s all set animations

[boreal path]

practicing stabbing armored enemies in the armpits with the dagger is a great thing to do

i've gotten very good at it as of late and it's saved me a lot of headaches trying to chip damage them to death

[small glen]

trying to learn the fat Halberd again, and uh this just amazed me

How did this not disarm him?

[shell bronze]

the skill ceiling in half sword is extremely high for this reason

(as well as the floor)

[wheat leaf]

The part I love though is that you still win with either, it just depends on how you wanna win

[shell bronze]

that's because the ai is ass

[wheat leaf]

Cause you already overpowered it, you don’t let Willie be good

[shell bronze]

make them smart and every parry i make will be even more technically impressive

[boreal path]

yeah i can’t wait for when they figure out how to avoid blunt weaponry

and how to defend themselves

[wheat leaf]

Just pray they didn’t use any of us as training models for the ai

[shell bronze]

the ai willie crouch dodging my poleaxe to his head

[jolly gorge]

it's pretty good

[shell bronze]

use me and john longsword as references

[fiery garnet]

exactly

[jolly gorge]

I'm starting to love bucklers in general

[small glen]

RIP man at arms guy

[jolly gorge]

I need to buy one

and eventually use the buckler with full plate armor

[boreal path]

it’s kind of odd they even have enemies using bucklers with plate

it’s also odd just how many of the full armored enemies use shields in general

[small glen]

diversity in weapons

[boreal path]

but they’re like 75% of the enemies

[wheat leaf]

Diversity in headaches

[boreal path]

there’s diversity in weapons at the fourth tier but longswords like objectively show up less

[jolly gorge]

i dont think it was uncommon for even plated soldiers to use bucklers on the field if they were wielding one-handers like a mace

[small glen]

honestly

the worst part about it

is how annoying it makes the already kind of boring tier

[boreal path]

i’ve almost only seen bucklers in use by archers and duels between the citizenry

[jolly gorge]

I'm still learning about bucklers but they do seem to do some interesting things like catching blades and such

so there's some additional dynamics to it

[boreal path]

it was fairly uncommon for plated soldiers to use shields like they do in HS

unless they’re light cavalrymen with way less

[jolly gorge]

i see

[boreal path]

it wasn’t rare per se but i would say 4/5 times they’d opt out of a shield

[soft osprey]

Why wouldnt they want more protection? Are they dumb?

[jolly gorge]

LOL

as king of the half sword land I order every soldier to carry a buckler no matter how armored they are

this is an official decree

[boreal path]

dey want even more weapon

[jolly gorge]

and it doesnt even have to be held but it should at least be on your body

[soft osprey]

Ah okay so like the best defense is a strong offense kinda deal

[jolly gorge]

anyone else value the protection of a belt-carried buckler? it's almost like roundels for your waist. not incredibly practical but it's nice knowing i have metal dinner plates down there.

[boreal path]

it’s a

the best defense is an entire plate harness and having a shield is just adding weight

kinda deal

[shell bronze]

• with armor you are the shield

[soft osprey]

Please don’t correct moderation

[shell bronze]

why waste one hand when you can use two hand to hurt more

[jolly gorge]

maybe you dont have a two hander on hand

but you can carry tiny buckler everywhere to always be with you

it's like a plushie

[boreal path]

these are the kind of plated guys to use shields

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433344955254046741/3543E41.MP4?ex=691231c3&is=6910e043&hm=82f74e3abfbd7cfdbe6665a9fa4b15529af12d6d459079fd0a5b9d2c551e5a69&

[small glen]

honestly

the Man at Arms brave stand is like a lot more harder than the knight one, because in the Man At Arms one there a slim chance but a chance that you can go against TWO plancons

that alone is horrifying

[jolly gorge]

two?

[shell bronze]

man at arms brave stand isn't bad

[small glen]

yeah

[shell bronze]

i've beaten 2 plancon before no armor

[small glen]

it can happen

[jolly gorge]

it's tough when youre on mobile like me tho. i cant get past it but i only ever seen one plancon

[shell bronze]

you fight one from tier 2-5

[shell bronze]

??

knight brave stand is worse because you have to put down 3-6

[small glen]

i am just saying its harder than the knight one, because in the knight one you rly are just fighting shields and swords

[jolly gorge]

you have to be on the level with clueless if u wanna do that LOL

[jolly gorge]

Well said

[shell bronze]

unarmored that's the more cancer one to fight against

[small glen]

true

but funny enough

thats the one i beat the most

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416656200421998734/8A28C81.MP4?ex=69122026&is=6910cea6&hm=9e2fc28c6cc24482b87794a9a929756cc6bad7ef517c2607253005a59084d45e&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416657906753077248/12E73F1.MP4?ex=691221bd&is=6910d03d&hm=a80650216ffc427ea0a1ce2bda179ec12fd7676f81b046026b2ca8f68c42b5a8&

difference between knight and maa bs

i've also only done maa with my short longsword

[small glen]

i struggle going against multiple polearms since i struggle to focus during ganks

i always been like that

[boreal path]

for the commoners and peasants in brave stand i like to leave them last, headbutt them and then dagger to the abdomen on the ground

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428540237440745624/7B002B1.MP4?ex=6911da85&is=69108905&hm=463909ee74e9d74cb61be5507aa4b08ae4e62e5689acb7dc2693a0c7554f81de&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431114257575186552/1E8F131.MP4?ex=6911fd43&is=6910abc3&hm=9f5d98b1c7935a99c4f66a79917b045e71ce1270fa3abfcc255e647a275d02c2&

[shell bronze]

it's also just objectively unfair without armor

the ai could be dumb as a bag of rocks and as long as they're capable of running after you and swinging a weapon you're immediately disadvantaged

but the moment you get another polearm and/or some semblance of armor

[small glen]

honestly the most annoying part

is when that one enemy refuses to fucking die

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430368347022823465/735C2F1.MP4?ex=6911e994&is=69109814&hm=411cbabc884c71f1d14f99525e9ddb188601fb133820ca1054da972288230547&

[small glen]

and its always a goddamn commoner

[shell bronze]

the peasant that has lost all limb function refusing to give up

[small glen]

like tf do they feed the starter tiers in the brave stand??

they are never this strong

[boreal path]

what would you say the longsword’s nemesis is in hs

[shell bronze]

polearmz

[wild ledge]

i'd say polearms v longsword comes down to skill

also offtopic but has anyone else noticed that weapons are glitching through armor a lot more often in the last few weeks? Is it just UE5 code rot?

[boreal path]

tbh i’d probably say the man at arms tier axe

[shell bronze]

give a man a polearm and a man the longsword

the polearm instantly sweeps

[wild ledge]

in pvp it'll prob be different

[humble bloom]

It depends on what you mean by glitching through the armor

[wild ledge]

probably the whole meta and playstyle is gonna change after pvp drops

[shell bronze]

it's more the collision detection

[wild ledge]

like swords are swinging through breastplates from the side and even in stabs

[boreal path]

there’s only gonna be splitscreen

[wild ledge]

ik

[shell bronze]

and how bladed weapons ignore armor the moment they catch any flesh

[humble bloom]

Its well known that as soon as a blade penetrates the flesh it ignores the armor afterwards.

[boreal path]

nuh uh

[wild ledge]

oh weird

[shell bronze]

i hand my untrained roommates the bo staff and no matter what i use i only win when they do something incredibly stupid

[boreal path]

i said in HS

not your roommates

[shell bronze]

polearm still instantly sweeps

[boreal path]

fuh no

just close the distance

[shell bronze]

the other guy trying to close the distance when i have this pointy choppy stick aimed at him

[wild ledge]

nah in higher level hema polearms and swords are pretty evenly matched if we're talking irl, and in half sword when 1v1 is added (and players will always get smarter than ai) it'll be pretty different

[boreal path]

the guy with the pointy choppy stick when i move his pointy choppy stick out of the way with my sword

[wild ledge]

simply move the pointy choppy stick out of the way

[boreal path]

i eat pollax users for breakfast

[shell bronze]

i do the same but if this game were to be pvp i'd much rather get a polearm of my own than try my luck with the sword

[shell bronze]

yeah because the ai is dumb as a bag of bricks

[wheat leaf]

Remember you can’t backstep with long weapons

They are only allowed to move forward

[boreal path]

but apparently you’re FOILED by their pointy choppy sticks… how curious…

[wild ledge]

the romans irl cooked spear phalanxes with tiny swords

[shell bronze]

i do the same

[boreal path]

the ai doesn’t do it well enough

[wheat leaf]

Cause Roman’s didn’t use the sword primarily-

[boreal path]

and tbh it is genuinely harder to retreat with a polearm than a longsword

[wheat leaf]

It is not I’ll tell you that much

[boreal path]

i own both

[shell bronze]

dudes act like i can't fight some bums with polearms and still get to complain about the difference in effectiveness

[small glen]

Average Polearm 1v1 in MP against a sword main:

[boreal path]

the balance of the polearm makes it harder to step backwards with as much measuredness unless you hold it close to your chest

[wheat leaf]

I fight crackheads with polearms everytime I try to take the trash out at work

[boreal path]

pulling your leg, dinkle

[wheat leaf]

I know which of them can backstep or not

[shell bronze]

i'm in a ragebaitable state rn

[wheat leaf]

Well yeah if you hold it straight out in long guard you won’t retreat quickly by nobody uses a polearm like that

[wild ledge]

this guy didn't even TRY to parry lmao

[boreal path]

dawg that’s the advantage of a polearm

[wild ledge]

😭

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434344277831585793/3A2EF61.MP4?ex=6911dff4&is=69108e74&hm=9c48f3e4b5517e7d08b8bddd70537e6dfcb46a1627dd8ecce08051167be28c42&

[wheat leaf]

You SHWINGGG THE POLEARM

You mean spears

[boreal path]

i hate pollax and spear footwork

[wheat leaf]

You can’t shwing a polearm if it’s straight out

Pause-

[boreal path]

especially fiore’s method

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429326209568870491/7407C91.MP4?ex=69121383&is=6910c203&hm=cfaa389ec9caab9afd705ee965be104e254519dfe33f4c063d7cf82429052423&

[boreal path]

it’s genuinely a cheat code to short circuit my brain

[small glen]

"I got this!" Sword main in pvp:

[rare aurora]

Will there be multiplayer in future

[wheat leaf]

only through astral projection

[wild ledge]

yes there will be 1v1 splitscreen in early access

[small glen]

one of the devs kind of confirmed there won't be any pvp outside of like splitscreen

[rare aurora]

Thats sad

[shell bronze]

i love arguing with people who insist pvp is a good idea

[wheat leaf]

you wouldnt like what pvp would look like for this game

[boreal path]

same lol

[rare aurora]

It is proof me wrong

Pvp is where we show our skill to others

[boreal path]

to make half sword pvp is to remove the charm of half sword

[rare aurora]

It should be PvE and PvP

Both

[wild ledge]

i think half sword pvp would go crazy but also I just prefer pvp in most games

[wheat leaf]

just gonna sit back for this one

[wild ledge]

me too

[rare aurora]

Real

True American

[boreal path]

why do you have to show your skill to others

can’t you just enjoy the game

[rare aurora]

Because i enjoy shitting on people

[wild ledge]

combat is just way more fun when your opponent has a brain and is actually as good as you are without cheating with stats/loadout/ai cheating

[boreal path]

sounds fun for all involved

[rare aurora]

I like competition

[wild ledge]

what if skill expression and competition/tactical play is how I enjoy games

[wheat leaf]

so you wanna beat more willies huh?

[rare aurora]

Playing against AI doesn’t make me feel good

[wheat leaf]

harder ones too?

[rare aurora]

Indeed

[rare aurora]

All of them

[wild ledge]

massive pubstomps and skill diffs are ass that's why any actual half sword pvp would need to be either lan parties or like good sbmm

[small glen]

imagine playing pvp ranked and some fucking polearm loser does this shit to you

[rare aurora]

Quick match and ranked mode

[rare aurora]

Just skill isues tbh

[shell bronze]

"BEAMNG DID IT/IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE"
beamng devs didn't even make their own pvp that shit is third party + it's buggy as fuck and full of desync + it's nigh impossible to enforce cheats in this type of game
"IT'LL BE FUN AND COMPETITIVE"
pike warfare and polearm meta and spin kick meta. the only valid point is the fun that can be had in messing around with your buddies or when everything goes right (most likely not)

[near dagger]

why arent there any vcs

[rare aurora]

Real

[near dagger]

do you blame atom?

[wheat leaf]

Beamng is pvp? i thought we was just driving shit-

[boreal path]

having pvp in a game that is meant to simulate real life techniques over game-ifies it and will water down what makes the game unique

[rare aurora]

Nothing is impossible to develop bro

The dev team just gotta want it enough

[wild ledge]

but the most fun I've ever had in a game (playing competitive titanfall 2, I'm bottom 20 players in the sport rn but i'm rapidly improving, learning from the best) was in a pug where the teams were evenly matched except for me and I was getting carried and taught how to play

[shell bronze]

can =/= should

[boreal path]

the opponent having some semblance of self preservation is the way you achieve an actually tactical experience with this kind of thing

[wheat leaf]

you played any other medieval games like for honor, mordhau, chiv, etc?

[rare aurora]

Yeah bro

[tender quest]

there are, you just cant see them until you are higher level

[rare aurora]

Im top player in a few sword games

[shell bronze]

look at the current state of people's PCs and internet setups and tell me they can run a UE5 physics-based combat game that can barely run AI 1v1s

[near dagger]

what level

[small glen]

the devs said no because of balance, let me remind you every medieval pvp game died because of sweats and poor balance.

chiv 2 remains due to it being a arcadey pvp game where you don't die in one shot

[rare aurora]

Im very good at chiv

And a samurai game

[wheat leaf]

so imagine playing any of those, but attacks are 100% random and have zero balancing, no windup animation, and 150 ms swing-to-contact time

[wild ledge]

imo medieval pvp works better as RTS games

[rare aurora]

#1 on earth on this

[shell bronze]

if the people here can hardly throw hands with the current (dumb) AI without lag or desync

[near dagger]

what level do you get vcs

[shell bronze]

3

[wild ledge]

the performance is improving over time tho

[wheat leaf]

so basically, it'd be like playing those games but you cannot react to any incoming attacks and you die in one strike

[boreal path]

which, if both people are a player, goes out the window because nobody’s playing off the vibe of realism and it just becomes a hack and slash / retreat meta

[rare aurora]

True

[wild ledge]

this is why comps have rules

[rare aurora]

But i mean it aint no big deal to just make an online version

I felt even stupid asking

I expected pvp to come in release

[small glen]

Yeah this is lame

[wild ledge]

but also games that are pretty run & gun, hack & slash type shi I've seen get super super tactical and thoughtful at high level

[boreal path]

how many people are going to play multiplayer if you have to have it judged like an actual hema match lol

[wild ledge]

thats not what I meant

[shell bronze]

me spawning into the single combat match and immediately getting the 2h axe thrown at me

[rare aurora]

A lot

I mean cmon bro

Fighting AI

for ever?

[small glen]

getting spin kicked to the 2d dimension and you get clipped

[shell bronze]

john half sword decides to go online

[boreal path]

okay so you want to play multiplayer with right of way, afterblow, closed and open doubles, respecting the threat….

[small glen]

dude imagine how badly the cheaters will be too

[shell bronze]

throughout the decades games did just fine making you play singleplayer against ai

i dont see an issue

the mp fiending gotta stop

[boreal path]

but the game is not trying to have a hack and slash experience, the main idea is to have player expression that develops into actual techniques

[wild ledge]

that is exactly what I just said

[sand herald]

i’ve been summoned

[wheat leaf]

remember the human visual reaction time is like... 250 ms if your perfect. you can throw pret much killing strikes in that time in this game, forget screen refresh rate, client side latency, serverside latency, other persons latency, server response time. itd take completely neutering the freeflowing concept of this game just for pvp usage

[rare aurora]

I mean just 1v1 mode and maybe 3v3

Just like on chiv 2

1v1 and 3v3 would be so fun

[wild ledge]

nah 250 is avg perfect reaction time is like 110

[boreal path]

when “at high levels” is the only way multiplayer can circle back to the main point of the game the game becomes toxic or a slugfest

[wild ledge]

fr

[small glen]

did.. i just kick the halberd?

[humble iris]

multiplayer consits of one of 3 outcomes

[wheat leaf]

110 is near superhuman

[humble iris]

actually one of 4

[rare aurora]

I mean yeah but if you’re talking about GTA and other large games yeah, how ever the concept remains the same in this one

[humble iris]

theres the guy that runs away

theres the guy that will never push and just dodge

[wild ledge]

also ngl 90% of clips I've seen fo this game are just people doing stupid "aura farming" type shi against bots that are doing literally nothing

[humble iris]

theres the guy that will just swing like a madman

[wild ledge]

and not someone actually using technique like their life is in it

[humble iris]

and then theres the guy who just tries to tap your head

[wild ledge]

all of these playstyles sound counterable and fun to play against ngl

[rare aurora]

That’s what i mean

[wheat leaf]

cause you can only win so many times w how easy it is, gets to a point you just do extra shit for the sake of working towards something

[rare aurora]

Exactly what I mean

[humble iris]

you act like theres anything else we can do 😭

[rare aurora]

You get it

[humble iris]

once EA comes everyone is going to pick their very own little niche

[shell bronze]

unfinished demo with dumb AI

[wild ledge]

the reason there is nothing else you can do is because the pve is ass

[rare aurora]

Pvp

[humble iris]

yeah we all know this!!

[wild ledge]

i think ea will make both pve and pvp massively better

[shell bronze]

heard this like 500 times

[rare aurora]

Then why you all arguing back

[rose quarry]

Hello, is there any way to get acess to older demo version?

[humble iris]

im not arguing back

are we arguing

[wild ledge]

sadly not

[tender quest]

it'll go through sooner or later

[boreal path]

that’s kind of the vocal minority lately, there’s like 4 people who post clips of flashy combat

but for the most part the active youtube and long time player community consists of people trying to figure out actual techniques or base them off of actual manuscripts

[small glen]

i did spear for a bit, and ngl. The moves we did for a bit is only half possible in this game

[wild ledge]

nah we're not arguing we're debating (kinda)

[shell bronze]

because it is quite literally the only reasonable argument that has been beaten to death by every single MP fiend

challenge

[wild ledge]

fr cause willy's wrists can't rotate or slide up and down the haft

[small glen]

No...

[wheat leaf]

nah his hands can move fluidly if you know how

[boreal path]

using the spear like fiore as of right now is downright impossible lol

[rare aurora]

Why would you argue against an extra additional feature ?

[boreal path]

because it would suck

[rare aurora]

Then you would not play it

Only the ones that do prefer would

[wheat leaf]

problem is his hands dont really move unless your swinging or already pressed against something lol

[rare aurora]

It's in '' **Addition **'' to the game

[humble iris]

unless the wide majority wants it, it isnt a priority!!

[buoyant ravine]

"Blimey!"

[boreal path]

instead of making a whole game mode they could make the actual point of the game better lmao

that’s why

[rose quarry]

real shame, maybe somebody havent unintalled older demo lol

[rare aurora]

They still can

[boreal path]

it’s not in their immediate plans and it wasn’t the point of the game in the first place so while they “can” it doesn’t mean they “should”

[rare aurora]

Do you know how development works?

[humble iris]

do you know how development works 😭

[shell bronze]

backseat game dev

[rare aurora]

Well i absolutely think they should

[shell bronze]

do YOU know how development works?

[humble iris]

do you understand the meaning of "priorities"

[rare aurora]

🤓

[boreal path]

you don’t add every feature you can into a game in hopes to attract the widest audience, you hope to capture an audience and keep them and work on the game based on the people who it’s meant to appeal to already

[shell bronze]

why do you think the devs acknowledged this already

[little stump]

jesus man 😭

[shell bronze]

direction is the name of the game

[rare aurora]

Brother i am talking about a simple 1v1 mode

[humble iris]

especially considering that only a singular person brought it up!!!

[rare aurora]

It won't take years to create?

Not even months

[boreal path]

half sword isn’t going to take a 90 degree turn because there’s a small competitive community that’s going to feed on it like a vulture, leave the community toxic, and then for the most part leave because it’s boring

(like every other medieval game)

they’re going to make what they intend to

[jolly gorge]

I've already gotten the baron's ahh, he still fucks me up from time to time tho

[shell bronze]

yeah he's annoying

[little stump]

would u guys think multiplayer would even work?

[shell bronze]

LAN only tbh

[turbid dirge]

Will halfsword ever come to console?

[jolly gorge]

Especially w/o the pitchfork

[humble iris]

only local

[rare aurora]

Brother there is going to be PvE and PvP, I don't understand why people can't just do what they like?

[humble iris]

because everything else

ping

not good!!

[little stump]

yeah that makes a lot of sense lol

[rare aurora]

If you aren't going to do PvP anyways, why be bothered about a small additional feature that others would enjoy

Yes they could spend it on minor improvements

[signal wedge]

green goober aka fart farty mc farterton

[rare aurora]

But it would be way more worth it to create the additional 1v1 mode and 3v3 perhaps

[boreal path]

why doesn’t battlefield add a mode where you fight with laser swords and ride dinosaurs? people would enjoy it and it’s an ADDITION to the game! you don’t have to play it if you don’t want to!

[humble iris]

you mean ǧřəəɲ ğőőɓēř

[jolly gorge]

How do you guys make grabs consistent? Sometimes Willie holds the grip and sometimes he lets go

[signal wedge]

True actually yeah

[rare aurora]

That doesn't even make sense

[humble iris]

exactly!

[round stone]

He's watching me as if it were my fault (it is)

[rare aurora]

😮‍💨

[humble iris]

because your suggestion doesnt make sense either!!!

[rare aurora]

Bro

[boreal path]

neither does half sword pivoting away from its developmental intention since day 1

[rare aurora]

No

no

Lmao

Guys

What ever yall want

Liberals

left wing

for sure 😂

[shell bronze]

because pve isn't even remotely done rn and that was the original direction of the developers

[little stump]

id honestly prefer this game to be strictly pve anyways

[shell bronze]

oh

ok

[humble iris]

and politics just hadd to get involved

amazing

[wild ledge]

waow

[little stump]

[boreal path]

you have to tire them out first and get your joints locked around theirs (either leg against theirs or arm against their arm or neck or whatever) before you can consistently grab and do something with it

[little verge]

We have been in talks with Sony and Microsoft it is a strong possibility.

[boreal path]

sometimes you can get lucky and just grab and hold but it’s better to try and actually take them down or out with it

[turbid dirge]

W

[boreal path]

like grab their right hand with your left, then when they put their left arm up slip forward so it’s at your neck and put your right arm around their elbow, then you can throw them or immobilize them entirely

[little verge]

Local splitscreen is coming in Early Access you will be able to use remote play to 1v1.

[boreal path]

alternatively if you don’t want to do the neck thing you can just put your arm around theirs under your armpit and twist to the left to achieve a similar but less potent effect

[round stone]

I'm not used going at a slower pace, but it was nice to try it

[shell bronze]

i think the 9th gen consoles can run this game just fine

[little stump]

i love seeing how everyone else is doing this exact thing

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

[shell bronze]

especially the upgraded variants and also the potential 10th gens coming

[little verge]

Cowards move.

[tender quest]

Ultimate*

[jolly gorge]

That was clean tho

[little stump]

what else can u do in that situation

[boreal path]

when i catch my sword behind their neck i immediately let go of half swording

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1411881635598700674/du2xmy4zqdmf1.gif

[wind charm]

there's no one like me

[little stump]

too locked

[boreal path]

grab their right wrist and put your pommel behind their grip on their left

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1437010478827180052/1B9F2F1.MP4?ex=6912588c&is=6911070c&hm=4675b6811d29090b417d4455461495d5d79591e3c7d91e86411ea1df338c172d&

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/safemoon-mr-clean-gif-23722438

[boreal path]

like this !

[round stone]

Not so funny being hit by the plankton, huh

[little stump]

is it bad that it took me about 25 hours to figure out the thrust mode

[boreal path]

lol

[little stump]

deadass didn’t know it was a thing until yesterday

[wild ledge]

yes I AM what you fear, I'm a spooky! scary! LENINIST!!!!! muahahahhahaha

[round stone]

Ask Moai about it

[little verge]

Nah it is common. Wait until you learn to make small swings and guard changes tapping alt.

[boreal path]

alt is a gamechanger

i love alt

i use it about as much as i do left click

[wild ledge]

i cant press alt because im a congenital amputee

[boreal path]

i swing with it.. thrust with it.. parry with it.. guard with it..

[wild ledge]

i can only double click to stab

[little stump]

tapping alt? 😭

[boreal path]

yes !

[wild ledge]

will controls be rebindable in ea

[little verge]

Rough, key re-mapping is planned.

[wild ledge]

oh tyyyyyy

[boreal path]

it puts your point online no matter what

so you can have an online stance from any quadrant

[little verge]

It's not great but it can also be used for feints.

[wheat leaf]

only problem with it is that it doesnt stab straight really

[shell bronze]

double click is so peak

[boreal path]

you have to practice a bunch with it

[wheat leaf]

its in line with a dude 3 feet to your left

[wild ledge]

i have not enough fingers to press more than mouse and w, a, d & shift at the same time

[boreal path]

i have gotten really good with getting into gaps with it

[wheat leaf]

i have, its still worse lmao

it works yeah

i use alt for gaining more reach with polearms than anything

[round stone]

Get out of there, little shield+spear user

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1412351044352217108/522DEC1.MP4?ex=691248a9&is=6910f729&hm=ed1ad7c7bbe64578e10832c74e2edc020eba57462d575bd21fe79eb17bd1c98d&

[little stump]

i was goofing around stabbing people with knives once i figured out the alt button

[shell bronze]

niten ichiryu

[kind delta]

attack on willie's

[little stump]

glad i joined, cause now ill be able to know the advanced shit

[boreal path]

sometimes you have to finagle it a little but with enough practice you'll finagle with more grace

[wheat leaf]

oh your talking about daggers

[little verge]

We have had allot of internal talks about having keybinding for accessibility reasons. AZERTY keyboard users have a hard time.

[shell bronze]

grab their head/right hand/right arm

[lean niche]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[wheat leaf]

and 1h swords ig

[shell bronze]

it's amazing

[boreal path]

DO YOU WANT TO PERUSE MY SHORT FENCING BOOK 📖 👈

[humble iris]

^ read my book instead

[wheat leaf]

yeah ig when you already are grappling and dont have to worry about getting your head caved in then alt works, but if your actually fighting and in danger alt is just poor

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436924043033972768/72EF421.MP4?ex=6912080c&is=6910b68c&hm=f200b29348e0c759b45d285388dd85a522e4224f8ba32e45b7438f6206c311b8&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436923058374971442/2A2D2B1.MP4?ex=69120721&is=6910b5a1&hm=557b75d74377f6208c4163aa1cc0211e39f4f92d9297decfd9e47c3ecc5e4514&

[wild ledge]

yeah I have a French buddy who can't get into this game cause of azerty it's rough

[round stone]

Little scratch

[boreal path]

look how good alt is !

[slow holly]

Is the new Half sword update gonna be paid access?

[humble iris]

yes

[little verge]

We have French team members, they have to use a third party plugin lol. It is in the works.

[little verge]

Yes it will.

[slow holly]

How much will it cost by poor bank account?

[wheat leaf]

it works, it will eventually do what you want it to, but its less reliable and more dangerous half the time

[wild ledge]

thank youuuuu

i could always finagle something with hardware though

[bronze anvil]

How do i aim when stabbing?

[little verge]

The set price is still TBA.

[boreal path]

feel like the "on rails"-ness of it makes it immensely reliable

[wheat leaf]

you coulda done that parry without alt and gone straight into a followup stance, but if you tried to stab from alt you woulda missed

[wild ledge]

im boutta upgrade my hardware in comp titanfall with a paddled controller and some foot pedals

[little verge]

Start by aiming higher then you think. Camera tends to drift downward easily.

[boreal path]

if i did that parry without alt there's a big chance my blade would've tweaked out for no reason and my wrists would be too weak to actually stop it

[little stump]

what do you guys do with the damage sliders? just wondering what i should do with it, besides leaving it default

[boreal path]

i took that video specifically to demonstrate how to parry with alt

[shell bronze]

default is the normal experience

[wheat leaf]

yeah probably, or you woulda gone straight to the otherside rather than stop in the correct position

[bronze anvil]

Thx

[kind delta]

NOOO WILLIE NOO

[shell bronze]

me when i don't need alt to do that parry

[little stump]

alright, i’ll jus keep it at that

[slow holly]

in certain maps, will NPCs act as crowd members as it is shown in the current server banner? or is this just an asthetic design choice for the banner?

[bronze anvil]

How did you get a big boy

[shell bronze]

yeah if you feel like the game is a bit too difficult try putting your own damage to 25%

[wheat leaf]

i wont discredit your ability to use it, but ill happily be proficient in stabbing with polearms and swords without using alt

[boreal path]

i use alt extensively in this video just to prevent him from macing at me

[little verge]

There are long term plans for a crowd but it is not planned for the first build of Early Access.

[round stone]

I think I overdid it 🥀

[shell bronze]

altless nation

[boreal path]

clueless try not to insert a brag for fifteen seconds challenge

[little verge]

Altempire reigns supreme you mangycur.

[wheat leaf]

clueless calls it a crutch when i use alt to gain reach on swings, so ill call your use of alt a crutch too

[boreal path]

wtf is this

[little stump]

meatimpact

[bronze anvil]

Death

Duh

[boreal path]

it's only a "crutch" because it makes the swordplay more realistic and predictable (like real life)

[little verge]

Yo meat impact is 100% a squatty sword type of video.

[formal chasm]

lmao he uses alt

poor creature

[wheat leaf]

(crutch)

[kind delta]

a myth was confirmed after a big willie throwed somebody

[boreal path]

mfw i get made fun of for wanting my sword game to function like swords in real life

[bronze anvil]

What mod

[little stump]

how is big willie so big

[bronze anvil]

Looks fun

[shell bronze]

sir clueless is a peerless gem

[boreal path]

i dont like that willie's wrists invert upon themselves every other swing without alt

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/4lokogangemperor-coal-gems-soyjak-soyjack-gif-11252992701973331860

[shell bronze]

i challenge thee and thy authority, the alted one

[wheat leaf]

i dont like a lot about this game ngl just waiting on them to figure out EA

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[bronze anvil]

Sammy boi

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/power-lord-of-the-rings-lotr-gif-9197188

[wheat leaf]

it kinda sucks lowkey, but the potential is insane

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/randyn56-mald-cope-seethe-ez-gif-25725391

[bronze anvil]

Sam I will pay you

To give me free baron acccess

[boreal path]

i cant do ts unc

[kind delta]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[boreal path]

it's also not exactly free if you're paying me is it lol

[little verge]

Pay for free?

[bronze anvil]

And fight to the death with xartob

[boreal path]

i dont like that he sees me

[wheat leaf]

Xartob, eater of worlbs

[weak osprey]

send him to the abyss for that

[bronze anvil]

He knows the paint you brought him

[wheat leaf]

why you got them ectoplasm blades cuh

what kinda radiation crustacean station of mutilation

[bronze anvil]

Snap his neck

[boreal path]

because green is like the only historically accurate color that doesnt appear in this game

[wheat leaf]

green didnt exist in the 1400's bro

[boreal path]

i meant for leather dyeing lmao

[wheat leaf]

it was all in black and white, why do you think they invented color for movies

[bronze anvil]

Xartob chill out

[wheat leaf]

D'British Rat.

[signal wedge]

erm, explain grass bozo

[bronze anvil]

You mean

Britsh

[boreal path]

Brown

[wheat leaf]

your just mean cause your british

[signal wedge]

wrong you've just lost 18 points

[bronze anvil]

I’m not British I’m britsh

[torn bough]

game cme out

[boreal path]

ts the best stance for disarming one handed weapons

[bronze anvil]

False

[boreal path]

elite reference

[wheat leaf]

THANK YOU

i was hoping someone remembered

[bronze anvil]

Your welcome xartob

[boreal path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1436165944329375764/832061f9-6eb5-4809-821a-179f1be25647.gif

[bronze anvil]

My phone now remembers xartob so it auto corrects

[wheat leaf]

finna email you a knuckle sandwich if you dont pipe down

gonna fax you a printout of these hands

2 pages bich

[bronze anvil]

Shiver my golly timbers

I do mean no harm good sir

It’s bitch

[wheat leaf]

i was being respectful cause i dont mean no harm either

its all love my jit 🤝

[bronze anvil]

I do mean no harm but to let me live

[drowsy flint]

lol moment of bloodlust

[bronze anvil]

From the bottom of your handsome heart

I hang up my coat and my cutlass

Diieeeeeeeeee

[wheat leaf]

remember. the bottom of the heart has filters, its where impurities are concentrated

[bronze anvil]

Thanks xartob

[boreal path]

are these lyrics

[bronze anvil]

No

It’s when the willies surrender

[signal wedge]

bro my heart is a brita filter of blood

[bronze anvil]

And you hit them

They go

Dieeeeeeeeeeee

[kind delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-banging-shield-swords-gif-3380845987814668011

[boreal path]

why the buck you got a cutlass

[weak osprey]

the murderous axeman

[boreal path]

they say "aieeeeeeee"

[little stump]

do u guys just adjust the lock on strength to ur personal preference?

[weak osprey]

No shit

[round stone]

The signature clueless' parry and counter

[wheat leaf]

i turn it up cause im always locked in

[little stump]

my fault 😭

[weak osprey]

is ok brody

[boreal path]

ts just colpo di villano

smhpmaoskfbfrfr

[wheat leaf]

english translation: "Cope the Villain"

[bronze anvil]

Calm down felonious phill

[boreal path]

the VILLAIN'S STRIKE

[boreal path]

colpseethemaldo di villano

[bronze anvil]

How do you beat a knight?

[round stone]

Didn't know it had a name

Might as well just call it that from now on

[drowsy flint]

with your weapon ideally

[bronze anvil]

They have armour

[boreal path]

yeah there's also some asian technique too but colpo di villano is the one that fits half sword's time and place

[weak osprey]

half sword through their ass or use your weapon, simple

[bronze anvil]

Ideally

[formal chasm]

AR-15

[boreal path]

stab armpit

[formal chasm]

how many minutes did you spend trying that

[bronze anvil]

How is that so precise

[boreal path]

not that many he's literally wide open

[bronze anvil]

When I stab it just goes off the side

[boreal path]

you have to really get them into a spot they dont want to be for you to be able to do it consistently

so i would advise practicing grappling

[formal chasm]

thats because he lobotomized the knight with a mace before trying to get the kill

[boreal path]

my loadout dont have a mace

i just twisted his arm around until his armpit was exposed

[wheat leaf]

willie knows moves though, never forget

[little stump]

this one kinda icked me out icl

[vital perch]

chat rate the thumbnail

[boreal path]

it went all the way through to the other armpit

[little stump]

macbethed him fr

[boreal path]

ELITE FUCKING REFERENCE BOSSMAN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1437239511519203490/image0.gif

[formal chasm]

so you got him all passive with just a grab bro

all submissive

[boreal path]

yes

[wheat leaf]

you dont get submissive when someone grabs your arm?

[formal chasm]

my enemies just go for the throat whenever we clinch, luckily i held him back

wait thats not the one

[drowsy flint]

not particularly cool or anything but i clipped it coz i bonked myself on the head with the candlestick

[boreal path]

my playstyle is very grapplecentric

[formal chasm]

the screen is completely black dude

[little stump]

lmao

[boreal path]

he's daredevil

[little stump]

we’ll imagine it though

[round stone]

Not letting him react

[drowsy flint]

ah OBS has fucked it again

[formal chasm]

8 hours of halfsword clinchng ASMR

[wheat leaf]

getting jumped ASMR

[bronze anvil]

It sounds like half life when Alex meets you

[boreal path]

i wish the opponent was strong in the bind more often

[wheat leaf]

Real, they just avoid it

[bronze anvil]

Add vows and arrows

Or muskets

Or Seles

[formal chasm]

any idea if we'll get an update that reallly makes the AI cracked

[drowsy flint]

weird coz ive recorded clips like 5 mins ago that are fine

[formal chasm]

because right now they're really mid

[bronze anvil]

Or else Sam

[little stump]

dr freeman i presume

[boreal path]

i pray

[little stump]

this server knows game

[wheat leaf]

i tried so hard to be playful in the bind with this dude but he just didnt want any part of it

[boreal path]

i want them to be able to defend properly especially against blunt weaponry

[bronze anvil]

I will make sure xartob never gets the game

[boreal path]

crossbows are confirmed

muskets arent in period

[drowsy flint]

oh wtf there were 2 instnaces of OBS open

[formal chasm]

only guys who are dangerous in binds are axe guys

because the head just eats through you somehow

[bronze anvil]

So muskets never

[wheat leaf]

its not them thats dangerous, its the axe being busted asf

[boreal path]

i mean arquebuses are kind of confirmed... in a sense

it's a silly contraption but they're there

[bronze anvil]

I meant are

Not like muskets

I forgot the name of them

[drowsy flint]

Arquebuse

[round stone]

Getting slingshot

[bronze anvil]

Yes

[drowsy flint]

average occurance in London

[bronze anvil]

I meant the arquebes

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/isaidthat-isaid-isaidthatkeyandpeele-isaidit-isaiditkeyandpeele-gif-24899446

[bronze anvil]

I can confirm

[boreal path]

short ahh longsword

[bronze anvil]

You mean

Long ahhh dagger?

Normal size ahhh short sword

[wheat leaf]

isssa basturd sword

[boreal path]

in files it is longsword

[bronze anvil]

Xartob get back to bed

[boreal path]

but in truth yes i would consider it a bastard sword

as you cannot fit three hands on the grip

but i dont know if you can any of them in hs

[round stone]

"I got your nose" kind of defeat

[drowsy flint]

I subscribe to Big Candlestick Supremacy

[wheat leaf]

its so cold without you tho 🥺 👉 👈

[boreal path]

Stop!

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[fallen depot]

when does the full game come out

[vital perch]

what the fuck is going on in this chat

[wheat leaf]

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY

[boreal path]

Nothing!

[vital perch]

early access is coming late nov/early dec

[wheat leaf]

thats impolite!

[pale scarab]

i need this game

[fallen depot]

im playing the demo rn i cant wait for the game

[drowsy flint]

demos free

[round stone]

This game brings people together 🌹

[pale scarab]

playing demo right now

[bronze anvil]

I’m so not flattered rn🚗

[vital perch]

same

[little stump]

i honestly just need new maps

that’ll make the game feel complete in my eyes

[fallen depot]

NAHHH

[round stone]

Dont' we all

[pale scarab]

[bronze anvil]

🚗🚓🚓🚓🚓

[little stump]

the forest one looks GREAT

[vital perch]

check pins , there's very important info regarding early access

[wheat leaf]

typical

[boreal path]

@little verge i seeings you online half swerd 1v1 me bich

[vital perch]

mods 1v1

[boreal path]

i cant wait for when ts knights can actually defend against maces

WALK FORWARD BRO!!!!

[little stump]

let us parlay rather than perishing

[wheat leaf]

its weird cause they exclusively rush me when i play mace

[bronze anvil]

🚶🚗🔥🚑🏥👨‍⚕️🤕🦽🩼👨‍🦼

[wheat leaf]

like bodyslam rush out the start

[vital perch]

walking forward in question:

[wheat leaf]

nice guys always finish last get in car accidents and need intensive care before being rehabilitated to wheelchair life..

[vital perch]

they stagger when i hit them so they halt in their rush

[small glen]

i love to bully maces

[vital perch]

i dont think thats how being a nice guy works

[vital perch]

it's mutual

[boreal path]

walk forward more

that's the ultimate irl strategy

[wheat leaf]

happens to all of us nice guys shaking my smh...

[boreal path]

me too

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-wink-gotcha-you-tube-thanks-gif-15356590760907945505

[bronze anvil]

Guys

Listen up

[small glen]

bro grabbed his hand and said

"What did we say about hitting people?!"

[drowsy flint]

for every cool parry/counterattacl neck slash theres 8 of these

practicing parrying fucking sucks

[wheat leaf]

save a mace, bully a arming sword

[vital perch]

Stay based , use a mace

[small glen]

i love this clip of me using a mace

[wheat leaf]

they stammer when they see this hammer

[boreal path]

i do that often lol

[bronze anvil]

How does one become moderating moderator

[vital perch]

dropping his shield!?

killing a shield user!?

you're forgiven

[vital perch]

first put some effort in the serber

[drowsy flint]

i find the shield just gets in the way

[bronze anvil]

Serbia?

[drowsy flint]

in first person at least its so hard to see if its actually covering you or not

[boreal path]

i love taking the weapon or the shield from shield users so they're forced to just use the longsword

[bronze anvil]

Bro they look like their bouta take a shit

[vital perch]

dog :)

[drowsy flint]

who likes a clean head kick that fkn kills the guy?

[vital perch]

cool , now do it with a mace

[boreal path]

lamest weapon oat

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-the-fuck-up-dave-chappelle-shut-up-stfu-gif-5518509

[boreal path]

banned 4 bypassing

[bronze anvil]

What

[bronze anvil]

Your banned

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/keyaan-john-wick-keanu-reeves-gif-2384046765437701795

[little stump]

how is the mace in this game

[bronze anvil]

I’m not banned

[weak osprey]

good

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[weak osprey]

you bonk bonk with it

Thats why I love it

There also a bonking sword

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-grocery-store-knockout-owned-gif-5895172

[weak osprey]

I also love

[weak osprey]

the fat reducted 50% of the force

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/that-was-a-good-one-gif-13993813984575052097

[vital perch]

Sam? more like sad. like your moderator career

[drowsy flint]

the big square one?

[buoyant ravine]

homie dont insult people who are on a higher level than you

[bronze anvil]

Banned

[pale scarab]

basic knife is the strongest weapon in the game

[wheat leaf]

It’s op in that it one shots any tier to the head, but it sucks in every other regard

[weak osprey]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with high level shitters

[bronze anvil]

Xartob, eat that man

[wheat leaf]

Britsh rat, give that man the plague

[boreal path]

teutonic estoc or something in game /?

[formal chasm]

no point in using it when axes exist

[bronze anvil]

Xartob be a kind sole

[weak osprey]

uhhhhhh, longsword t4

[formal chasm]

as they do the same thing basically + the random insta kills

[wheat leaf]

Did cuh just call me a sole

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-ice-age-gotcha-gif-21430871

[wheat leaf]

I ain’t no gawd dawn shoe

[drowsy flint]

i did the more violent bonking offscreen to keep it family friendly

[boreal path]

how is it bonking sword

[bronze anvil]

Yes you are

[formal chasm]

i wish there was a 2 handed club in commoner tier

[wheat leaf]

Call me a shoe I’ll show you the one two

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shelter-shelter-on-prime-harlan-coben-prime-video-mickey-bolitar-gif-2713916994270280398

[weak osprey]

idk, even though its sharp its also blunt for some reason, and also heavy

[buoyant ravine]

how can you see with that much in your way

[boreal path]

all of them are also blunt

[buoyant ravine]

also im convinced this game uses your world model as you view model

[bronze anvil]

Xartob shoes

[weak osprey]

try to two hand a mace

[weak osprey]

even better

[boreal path]

a cool wooden one would be neat

[formal chasm]

the commoner maces are too short

im talking about a longer one that deals less bonking dmg, but more maneuverable

[bronze anvil]

Guys

[buoyant ravine]

would you rather try to bash a knights skull in with your bare fists?

[bronze anvil]

What if we took a nail

[vital perch]

cough cough wooden shovel

[weak osprey]

fuck it and just dual wield commoner maces

[formal chasm]

yea to rival the longswords a bit

[drowsy flint]

peasant tier, long wooden mallet

[bronze anvil]

And put it on a fence panel

[boreal path]

no i mean like a shillelagh

[drowsy flint]

if only

[vital perch]

oh i see

[boreal path]

why do the commoners even have maces

[formal chasm]

thats an improvised weapon though

im talking actual weapon

[formal chasm]

yea

[bronze anvil]

Cause they so

[boreal path]

i mean realistically

[drowsy flint]

jesus wept wtf is this guys head made of

[buoyant ravine]

and they said i made no sense

[bronze anvil]

I wish you could

Like

Cave sillies skull in

And like maybe cut a hole in him and see inside him

And pull out his heart

Isn’t thst

Cool

Am I just insane?

[drowsy flint]

you can do that