halfsword-chat-⚔

[upbeat oasis]

stoopid

[bronze anvil]

Mean

[rare aurora]

i thought soon as in 2 hours or sum

[bronze anvil]

I wish famine and poverty upon thy land

[wheat leaf]

you misread, you signed up for the grease bitchz

[upbeat oasis]

i wish ur cookies go spoiled

[shell bronze]

epic bind

[celest river]

half sword before gta 6 ?

[bronze anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[upbeat oasis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAJAHAHAHEAHEBAHEBA'

you gotta remember!

you can't send gifs <:C

[rare aurora]

How many of your wishes have come true so far

[bronze anvil]

Whyeth thy laughing

[upbeat oasis]

1 out of 3

[celest river]

archaic term final boss

[bronze anvil]

Thou shall fight me to the death or I shall take thys farm and land

[boreal path]

so close

[bronze anvil]

What is so close?

[wheat leaf]

6

[celest river]

thys as in the Dutch patronymic surname?

[bronze anvil]

Don’t do it!

[boreal path]

"thys" is the equivalent of "yous" lol

[bronze anvil]

I’m not Dutch

[celest river]

yours's

[bronze anvil]

I don’t speak Dutch

[wheat leaf]

Imagine not being Dutch

-certified anything but Dutch person

[bronze anvil]

Imagine being from the Netherlands

[boreal path]

i love destroying the commoner

[bronze anvil]

Being Dutch

Is way better

[celest river]

I am a descendent of inbred blue people in kentucky

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-tongue-flight-flight-reacts-excited-gif-17057509

[wheat leaf]

I’m from the netheregions thank you

[bronze anvil]

Wait a minute

The nether?

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[shell bronze]

stained with the blood of my enemies

[celest river]

if your sword or pole or any sharpened weapon has blood on it you should be able to

how do they remove it again

[bronze anvil]

Rule number 7 blood and word yes

[celest river]

by like swinging it fast

[wheat leaf]

that japanime stuff?

[bronze anvil]

What’s a Japanine🥀

[celest river]

chiburi is the real term

[wheat leaf]

i been doin that

[shell bronze]

chiburi

and honestly it's cringe larp

[bronze anvil]

You mean anime

[celest river]

you cant do it in halfsword i dont think

[bronze anvil]

Japanese cartoons are just anime

[wheat leaf]

it doesnt get the blood off, but i been doing it for the weeb points

[celest river]

what's wrong about your blade looking clean

[wheat leaf]

animation from japan, japanime

more specifically anime from japan, seeing as anime can come from anywhere

so still, japanime

[bronze anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

Why does it work for you….

[wheat leaf]

the hub gif

[shell bronze]

accidentally pressed E and managed to do the most aurafarming ass block

[bronze anvil]

It’s not

The hat

[wheat leaf]

THE HAT

[bronze anvil]

The cat

[shell bronze]

doesn't work in this game and i don't do it for my kenjutsu kata irl too because there is no blood to flick off

[wheat leaf]

the RAT in the hat

who knows all about gyatt...

[bronze anvil]

Get out

[celest river]

the blade must be sharpened, it must be a sort of katana, and it needs to be a fast swing

like clueless said you also

need blood

[bronze anvil]

🚗🚓🛻🛻🛻🚒🚐🚎🚗🚓🚚🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚑🚚🚑🚓🛻🚚🛻🚓🛺🛴🦯🦼🩼🛺🚲🚛🚲🏎️🩼🚜🏎️

[wheat leaf]

man rush hour amiright

traffics brutal today

[shell bronze]

wtf spam

[bronze anvil]

It’s just traffic

[weak osprey]

That shit is delicious bruv

[boreal path]

if i buy a full set of fifteenth century italian historical garb what colors should i choose

[wheat leaf]

traffic so bad even the dudes in crutches waiting too 😭

[bronze anvil]

Green red and white

[wheat leaf]

purple would be the most wealthy appearing option from the time

youd look like you have bread AND beans for dinner

[boreal path]

yeah but im not super wealthy so i dont wanna do dat

[wheat leaf]

brown

[boreal path]

i was thinking full red would be interesting

[shell bronze]

cringe iaido and chiburi larp in one clip for you @wheat leaf

[bronze anvil]

Don’t forget the blind people

[sick mountain]

Half sword is so unfair

[wheat leaf]

red and white is a classic combo

or off-white for that context

[boreal path]

a giornea is almost half the price of the entire rest of the outfit minus the shoes

[sick mountain]

I just got brutally stabbed in the chest with a pitchfork which you usually survive, but I immediately died 😭

[celest river]

your blade is a red gradient i cant tell if it actually worked

[wheat leaf]

just put all of my chiburi attempts to shame smh

[sick mountain]

Like the damage system just decides if you live or not

[boreal path]

you do not usually survive ts

[sick mountain]

I do

[wheat leaf]

i usually do it just as a lil quick flick before sheathing

[boreal path]

long ahh sword

[wheat leaf]

i get that a lot

[boreal path]

thank you for the instant replay

[bronze anvil]

🚘 🔥 🚗 🚒 🚓 🚔 🚗 🚗 🚕 🚚 🛻 🚙 🚛 🚐 🚌 🚎 🏍️

[celest river]

why are we just

[wheat leaf]

Couldnt tell ya

[shell bronze]

mfs who don't give up

[celest river]

jesus

[wheat leaf]

aw wtf i didnt even notice that lmao, musta glitched in editing

[feral grove]

what version are you on "usually survive"

you do not usually survive that

[sick mountain]

So like in the abyss

when you regenerate

[sick mountain]

I usually regenerate

and for some reason it just happens to kill me immediately sometimes

[feral grove]

yeah

that's normal

[sick mountain]

which doesnt make sense, its inconsistent

[feral grove]

it's not something rare

[wheat leaf]

naw you way too crisp with it

[slow anchor]

Blind?

[wheat leaf]

that shit buttery smooth

[slow anchor]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x81SMw8qUh0&si=f1zt-vrwuvSHI2Q5

[sick mountain]

that means there is technically a luck element to this game

[boreal path]

not really

just dont get stabbed through the chest with a pitchfork and you wont have to rely on "luck" whether it pierces your heart or not

[lost bison]

So Ive been playing around with mouse acceleration

I think it works pretty well in HS

[wheat leaf]

my 25,000 dpi mouse sensitivity does quite nicely in halfsword

[sand swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/on-a-perdu-we-lost-shocked-hands-on-head-shocked-look-gif-6190333262760792850

[boreal path]

@mental kelp

[sick mountain]

its not easy when you have an enemy infront of you and the lock in mode just keeps you from facing anyone coming from behind

[boreal path]

you can toggle the lock on with Z

[lost bison]

Lock mode holds me back from pulling off moves so often

I hope they do some work on how it functions

[wheat leaf]

yeah its pretty bad rn

[shell bronze]

average fate of mace user

[boreal path]

i like it a lot

[sick mountain]

its so cumbersome to press z, meanwhile defending yourself and focusing

[wheat leaf]

it works, but its not ideal to be looking at the dude thats about to surrender 20 feet from me when i have 3 other willies trying to kill me from any number of directions

[lost bison]

dont get me started on hardcoded keybinds

[boreal path]

the Z key has immediacy to every finger on the left side of the keyboard

[lost bison]

F was better

idk why they changed it

[sick mountain]

yea but you still have to use about a quarter of your focus to press it, its surrounded by multiple other keys

[boreal path]

it is bad about that sometimes, there'll probably be some kind of button to let you switch between targets at some point

[boreal path]

you still have to use about a quarter of your focus to press it

[buoyant ravine]

Im Gamebesoning it

[wheat leaf]

thats really all it needs imo, it works consistenly and well otherwise

[sick mountain]

rude

[boreal path]

probably to give slow mo more "priority" over lock on

[shell bronze]

when the ai sucks so bad you can do bs like this

[lost bison]

ah yes, the "drain stamina" button

[boreal path]

yeah i dont like slow mo at all

never use it

so many people begged for it before it was added but i see nobody use it

seems like a crutch for people who dont want to learn the game

[lost bison]

I use the slow mo in the enhancer mod for cool effect sometimes

but its unfeasible with that stamina cost

[shell bronze]

the people who begged for/needed it no longer play the game because of how ass they were

real OGs never needed slowmo

[wheat leaf]

makes me think its meant to be used like a quick fallback to gain more time if your about to die

[lost bison]

I feel like most of the fun so far is in improving through practice

[shell bronze]

hard pill to swallow for most i fear

[boreal path]

real

[lost bison]

All I do is try to learn new ways to do the same fancy sword move consistently tbh

[boreal path]

yeah to me the most fun part is developing your own playstyle

[sick mountain]

#1436906796341137529 message can someone explain this to me and tell me how a shield broke my leg

[nimble cypress]

capcut - it fucking sucks

[wheat leaf]

they prob just moved to mori glori or wtvr that other one is called

[lost bison]

3-400 hours in between both versions, and I still gasp sometimes at what you can do

endless possibilities

[pearl ferry]

a shield doesnt need momentum if its touching you it will do area damage

and you had already been slashed on that leg

so the next touch of damage broke it

[sick mountain]

seems to be way too much damage for that though

[pearl ferry]

nah

working as intended

[sick mountain]

Also I was hit on the chest bozo

[pearl ferry]

it'll be fixed later probably

[boreal path]

a bug

[sick mountain]

It regenerates in the abyss

[lost bison]

What lock on strength settings do yall use

[pearl ferry]

"why did this happen"
"it happened because of this"
"no you're a bozo"

🤤

[boreal path]

i mean your leg was stiff on the ground and then it got pushed unnaturally by the shield but it reached the threshold too quick

[pearl ferry]

definitely your chest yep yep

🤤

[boreal path]

lol

[sick mountain]

but a slash doesnt do damage to bone tbh

[lost bison]

depends

[pearl ferry]

and you know this how

[nimble cypress]

WILLIE SPACE PROGRAM

[lost bison]

I've broken necks with greatsword

[sick mountain]

I have been sliced extremely hard from... him...

the commoner boss

[shell bronze]

i sleep on commoner boss

[boreal path]

love fighting commoner boss

[wheat leaf]

remember, if your losing a fight, just hurt him

[sick mountain]

commoner boss is actually a cake walk with a candlestick though

just throw it at his head

[wheat leaf]

anything is a cakewalk with a candlestick

its peak

[shell bronze]

candlestick kills knights and baron easy

[lost bison]

I love that clip lol

[sick mountain]

Only issue is the range is uh oh

[lost bison]

real ball knower right here

[sick mountain]

wait is brainrot banned in this server

[lost bison]

id assume

[sick mountain]

shall I test it...

[wheat leaf]

we cannot speak it, yet are held on a pedestal for uttering the words

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[sick mountain]

s...

i...

[tulip sparrow]

tralelelo tralala

[sick mountain]

g...

n...

[tulip sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[wheat leaf]

sign?

[sick mountain]

mods can we ban this dude

[tulip sparrow]

i hate my life man

[sick mountain]

I got scared

[tulip sparrow]

cant even do the try not to laugh gif

[sick mountain]

LMAO I TYPED IT AND IT WAS BLOCKED

[lost bison]

Is there like an autoblock feature or some shit

My willy jerks his hands sometimes for no reason

[sick mountain]

LOOK IN THE MUSEUM #🧠rot

[pearl ferry]

words to say if you are younger than 12 or older than 35. no inbetween

[boreal path]

yes

i hate it

[lost bison]

god that really sucks

[sick mountain]

will you ban us if we keep typing brainrot

[pearl ferry]

skill issue

[shell bronze]

instead of putting stuff in brainrot museum we use it to BAN people who use brainrot

[storm prairie]

GET A JOB!!

[tulip sparrow]

what brainrot is allowed

[shell bronze]

that would fix this server

[storm prairie]

BE MASCULINE

[lost bison]

chat lock in

[wheat leaf]

i pay your moderation salary pal, dont get smart with me

[sick mountain]

6 7

[wheat leaf]

im a taxpaying citizen of halfsword

[shell bronze]

today i will use the commoner boss as block and parry practice

[tulip sparrow]

not very signna of you

[sick mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-15449497793648793961

[lost bison]

I feel like its 5x easier to chop willys head in half than to decap at the neck

[pearl ferry]

autoparry system working as intended

[tulip sparrow]

you chop your willys head off?

[sick mountain]

sixtyseven

[lost bison]

every day

[sick mountain]

sixseven

automod stinks

[tulip sparrow]

how do you crouch

[lost bison]

YES

[tulip sparrow]

i carress it gently

[pearl ferry]

ctrl

[lost bison]

EXACTLY THIS

[sick mountain]

there is bypasses everywhere

[boreal path]

ctrl

[sick mountain]

the automod dont matter, there are so many bypasses lmao

[boreal path]

ok

[sick mountain]

sixseven

sig ma

[pearl ferry]

bypassing usually means you are breaking the rules anyways

🤤

[sick mountain]

I dont think its a rule, just a discouragement

[pearl ferry]

guards send him to the willie destruction chamber

[boreal path]

oh my gosh what an awful tragedy

[sick mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-six-seven-67lolololol-gif-13011948879493822709

[shell bronze]

every day my reasons to remove children from this server grows

making halfcord 18+ will unironically solve 95%+ of its issues

[sick mountain]

Im just finding bypasses around it, dw

[mental kelp]

@boreal path back on hs. fuckin hit c as a reflex but I did it

off of a mutiren too

[sick mountain]

I wont actually use these, just finding bypasses for fun

tauh

hkaw tauh

[tulip sparrow]

signna

[sick mountain]

fien

fein

[lost bison]

like dis

[boreal path]

very nice

[tulip sparrow]

hawk

[mental kelp]

the footwork was bad tho just running left continuously

[tulip sparrow]

tuaIn

[sick mountain]

41

[boreal path]

i thrust as i release q for the good momentum

[sick mountain]

69

[boreal path]

i mean press q

[shell bronze]

ok that was a garbage ass fight

time to log and redo

[humble iris]

did you just... take damage...

[sick mountain]

how to level up

[boreal path]

fighting pollaxes is genuinely so boring

grah

[nimble cypress]

oh this is SO stupid

[shell bronze]

my bad won't happen again

[nimble cypress]

-presses escape twice really fast
-what the fuck

[humble iris]

much better

[sick mountain]

why do you use a dagger

[nimble cypress]

funny

[shell bronze]

i thought i got murked but i realized my willie actually was fast enough to block

[wheat leaf]

chat what weapon should i run next, not mace or poleaxe

[shell bronze]

kitchen knife

[wheat leaf]

bet

which one

lil baby one or fat butchers knife

[nimble cypress]

poleaxe

[shell bronze]

butcher's knife is more fun

[wheat leaf]

gonna leave you tied down over a bamboo sprout

[boreal path]

OUCH

[shell bronze]

cover him in milk and honey and place a hornet's nest nearby too

[nimble cypress]

and why is that

[nimble cypress]

she

[shell bronze]

my apolocheese

[nimble cypress]

its actually very clamplicated youre excused

[boreal path]

cover she in milk and honey and place a hornet's nest nearby too

[shell bronze]

cover her in milk and honey and place a hornet's nest nearby and plant two bamboo sprouts

[wheat leaf]

spawn in a couple bears too they fw honey

[nimble cypress]

a;lso whats wrong with the poleaxe

[wheat leaf]

its my favourite weapon, and the best weapon in the game

i hate it for that reason, no challenge

[shell bronze]

the historical meta

[wheat leaf]

literally just a stick with everything

[sick mountain]

sorry for the uncut clip but check out the throw omg

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

[boreal path]

i wish the enemies tried to disarm you more

[humble iris]

i wish the enemies tried to kill me more

[nimble cypress]

ignore the first clip

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[boreal path]

this enemy pulled off an actual talhoffer technique on me one time

[mental kelp]

won load

probbs will have to view it on my phone

[wheat leaf]

even with 800 hrs this game never fails to surprise me

[sick mountain]

when you beat a boss without an arm:

[shell bronze]

ukenagashi parry

[kind delta]

why does the rank Peasant cheat a lil

[lost bison]

wym

[languid osprey]

guys rate whos the hardest boss (excluding baron)

[kind delta]

These Peasants uppercut me leaving me

[shell bronze]

tonight's flow state going crazy

[kind delta]

the milita

[lost bison]

Im on him now after this kill

[wheat leaf]

it would be almost enjoyable even on t3 if i could keep my left hand free to grab instead of 2h'ing a tiny knife

[kind delta]

im listening to Bad (2012 Remaster)

🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[languid osprey]

[wheat leaf]

theres a hidden message in billie jean did you know?

[languid osprey]

I beat it 24/7

[kind delta]

you know im bad im bad!!.

beacuz im bad

[shell bronze]

@wheat leaf the kill strike was a bit messy but this exchange was pretty goated

[boreal path]

probably the commoner boss

[languid osprey]

real

[boreal path]

all the other ones you can kind of just close the distance and instantly win'

[lost bison]

gotem

[kind delta]

pitchfork him

just use pitchfork on commoner

[boreal path]

im not lame like that

[nimble cypress]

epic half sword tip for getting better fps: if you lower your game resolution to 144p, you can get 60 fps!

[wheat leaf]

if you reverse the first letters of each word for billie jean, you get jillie bean, which sounds like jelly bean, which is yumby 🤤

[languid osprey]

for some reason the second I touch the vicinity of commoner with pitchfork I’m ass 💔

[wheat leaf]

sugoi 🗣️

[kind delta]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

billie with his jeans

[shell bronze]

ukenagashi parry 2

[wheat leaf]

billie jean is a chick buh

[worthy hearth]

idk why i ever doubted neck snapping being a thing you can do but my day is slightly less good now

[lost bison]

this is quite nice

[nimble cypress]

veteran is best rank prove me wrong

[languid osprey]

that’s why you don’t run at 900 mph because the void will damn the Willie

[boreal path]

lol

[kind delta]

i listen to thriller , bad or speed demon 24/9

i wanna rock with you

[wheat leaf]

you like that white jackson huh

[languid osprey]

veteran was a hell for me

[wheat leaf]

not playin around with no jackson 5

[nimble cypress]

did not know that there was such a thriving micheal jackson community

[wheat leaf]

OHHH BABY GIMME ONE MORE CHAAAAAANCE
JUAN
FLU
CHEESE
THATS MEEEE

[kind delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-banging-shield-swords-gif-3380845987814668011

is this half sword lore

[shell bronze]

lmao fodder

[kind delta]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[wheat leaf]

fodder, i hardly know 'er

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[languid osprey]

the lore is Willie in the modern world parried someone so hard in a sword to sword battle if flung him and sent him to half sword

[wheat leaf]

fatass took all the fish smh

[kind delta]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-eats-water-melon-in1second-gif-24893708

[frozen wagon]

I am scared of pitchforks

[kind delta]

rest in peace mj

[languid osprey]

the lore is Willie in the modern world parried someone so hard in a sword to sword battle if flung him and sent him to half sword

trust

[wheat leaf]

wait till you hear about freddy fibear😨

[kind delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321544505102696448/1371267562385707018/caption-2.gif

noo

lebron why

[sand swallow]

gta6 type shi

[languid osprey]

that makes me wonder when does EA come out

[wheat leaf]

prob this month

maybe next

no later than that

[kind delta]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-cat-locks-in-locked-in-cat-calico-cat-locked-in-gif-15260593852429593904

it will be delayed to 2080

bye

ima go

[languid osprey]

Watch it get delayed to 2026-2027 then remember this message trust

[kind delta]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-chat-gif-15748626332812125686

[wheat leaf]

no ill remember the entire fucking hour i spent in this channel as part of a countdown for the first time everyone thought it would release

(nobody said it would come out that day we just all had our hopes so high we counted every minute to the hour)

[mental kelp]

died at end but

[boreal path]

debbie downer 4 no reason

[languid osprey]

I was just joking (hopefully.)

[boreal path]

if this game doesnt release by december 31 2025 i will literally record and post a video of me eating my shoe

[nimble cypress]

still is for me

[shell bronze]

southpaw

[wheat leaf]

you got paws?

oh you must be one of those fuzzies

[nimble cypress]

is that a reference to

that one video

where the woman on the bike says that

[shell bronze]

falchion users be like

[wheat leaf]

absolutely

i love that video sm

[languid osprey]

veteran nowadays for me is not that hard

[nimble cypress]

hey clueless can i have your pc parts (for free and forever btw)

[shell bronze]

ask nicely enough and maybe you can get my old 1080 ti

[nimble cypress]

pfff im joking i lost the cables for my psu to connect a gpu

[shell bronze]

what mastery over the current ai looks like

[mental kelp]

willie thrust break

[nimble cypress]

also i know this seems stupid to say to a "creme de la creme" player but if you hold shift, even when being still, you can move much quicker

you prob already knew that tho

[shell bronze]

i use shift i just don't hold it to give myself hunchback for no reason

[nimble cypress]

ah

[shell bronze]

elegance is key

i use it precisely at the time of moving

[wheat leaf]

pret sure auto block stuff only engages w shift too

[nimble cypress]

theres a differende between you an me

you move with elegance and speed and swing only when necessary

i just swing

[shell bronze]

nope

[sand herald]

i should try that, sounds cool

[shell bronze]

independent of shift

[sand herald]

i’ve been hunchbacking in all my clips so far

[shell bronze]

it allows you to stand tall and proud until you're ready to go

great for aura

[sand herald]

lmao

[wheat leaf]

oh word

[languid osprey]

js defeated four guys as veteran

it ain’t that hard

[wheat leaf]

willie beats four veterans??

[languid osprey]

Jesus I js snapped ones neck

[shell bronze]

veteran easy af

especially in actual veteran equipment

[teal sable]

hi is the game only the abyss demo right now?

[languid osprey]

someone said it was “hard”

[languid osprey]

no

[shell bronze]

then they are lying

veteran is literal cakewalk

i can use my veteran loadout to kill knights

[languid osprey]

got expanded to gauntlet and abyss, and free mode

[shrewd siren]

my game is always so laggy

[teal sable]

how do i access the other parts of the game?

[shrewd siren]

but tbf i play ona shitty laptop

[languid osprey]

if you have demo downloaded, then it should automatically js show you on gauntlet, free mode to the side, and abyss in the bottom, or you can kill Willie for abyss

[frozen tide]

this game is hard

[wheat leaf]

only if you let it be

just kill

[boreal path]

3 stitched together clips showing some neat technique against this fellow

[teal sable]

mb my brain was off, thank u

[languid osprey]

my guy

IS STUTTER STEPPING

[boreal path]

the weird flamingo leg thing?

[languid osprey]

yes

third time ive fallen

[boreal path]

restart game

[wheat leaf]

the only clip-worthy fight w the kitchen knife so far, its so bad lol

[boreal path]

mr Langenswert ! watch my clip !

[mental kelp]

I seen the one with the 3

it was cool

but the other I couldnt

[boreal path]

Thanks

i especially like the sword under arm -> half sword punch to do a sort of messy draw slice

i do that a lot unconsciously

when it get stuck there i always usually half sword and swing it to the side and sometimes it just ends up punching them in the chest enough to slide their arm over the sword and knick them

[mental kelp]

btw I just seen this

so peak

[mental kelp]

but im looking for that clip of urs where u grab the guys arm from a swing and punch him

I wanna be able to do that with my dagger skills

[wheat leaf]

are you using alt stance for that kinda stab?

[radiant flare]

looks like it

[wheat leaf]

you right def looks that way

[shell bronze]

yes

that's the only time i just alt

[wheat leaf]

i can never get it to work that way w daggers

they are so jank all around

[deep shale]

holding alt is pretty good

[wheat leaf]

worse w 1h to me

mf's like clueless always gonna make it look easy tho

[deep shale]

daggers are pretty easy to use in the low tiers when theres less armor

but at the higher tiers, it's a gamble

[shell bronze]

i make everything look easy

[deep shale]

i make evreything look hard

[shell bronze]

if you listen and learn from my teachings i make it easy

[wheat leaf]

i just hate how it operates all around ngl, designed it very counterintuitively to how youd use a dagger

[deep shale]

brain feel good after grueling crawl to survive

overcome adversity

[humble iris]

why would you do that to another green fella

[mental kelp]

the sword taking

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

[boreal path]

when did i post it ?

[shell bronze]

epic ukenagashi parry

[mental kelp]

I found it

I started using my dagger in my leftt now cause of it

easier to grab and have the dagger already lined for a thrust

[shell bronze]

thrust fail

[boreal path]

yeah willie tends to have his right foot forward for me a lot and so having the weapon in the left hand makes the right hand closer and easier to aim most of the time

[fierce wedge]

when has hasnt when has has and has hasnt so which hasnt has

[warped apex]

why is this photo so realistic lol

I didn't realize that would've been a bad term? huh...

[mental kelp]

parried zoren ort

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/impressive-american-psycho-christian-bale-gif-1178308480638853142

I did a 7 hit combo

[wheat leaf]

lets see how paul allen parries

[mental kelp]

honestly I think willie bots form was more commendable. actually really good hew and point shooting

[wheat leaf]

looks like VR gameplay

[warped apex]

@wheat leaf

we do alittle first person here

[wheat leaf]

ive got a few decent clips but i think its just how smooth you can do it that makes it shine

[mental kelp]

slicing from porta di ferro

• right pflueg wind

[mental kelp]

schaitelhaw

[celest river]

I will never stop doing the alt + e hold glitch

[sand herald]

🧠

[celest river]

literal drone

they needa add night time in this game

[mental kelp]

@boreal path @shell bronze genuinely do not think there has ever been a better pommel strike

blade didnt flop in the end stance either which is huge

[cursive solstice]

I believe you

[nimble cypress]

hint for nighttime: set brightness to 13 - 15, and turn the color down a tin bit

itll make them look c l e a n

[celest river]

through picture mode?

[nimble cypress]

for some reason these are the obly nighttime photos i have

[celest river]

or like actual gameplay

[nimble cypress]

yeah

[weak osprey]

THIS is what happens if you go out alone at night in medieval Europe

Even a beggar knows best

[nimble cypress]

even the strongest weep at the sight of.... "dumbass"

[wheat leaf]

you know what they say, "dont mine at night"

[weak osprey]

the nostalgia man

you brought a core memory in me

[nimble cypress]

thats what it says in ovrdth at least

[weak osprey]

3 fucking dumbasses, 1 smartass

[wheat leaf]

happy to help

[nimble cypress]

LMAOOO

as long as youre smart, all you need is a hat, shoes, underwear, and a greatsword

[nimble cypress]

i got too cocky my guts are on the ground

remember, you can always surrender instead of dying

[celest river]

i got fatal error without blood

?

[lost bison]

I hope it comes out on thanksgiving

[celest river]

is half sword an indie game

[weak osprey]

The lion doesnt concern himself and reattaches his guts and keeps fighting

[nimble cypress]

i mena ig to cut in half

[weak osprey]

The lion reattaches himself

[dusk night]

hello chat

i gotta yap

[buoyant ravine]

is it possible to get your bones broken. i know yo ucan do it to other npcs but what about you could npcs do it to you

[nimble cypress]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[dusk night]

hello :)

[buoyant ravine]

your worst nightmare is still the warstaff

[nimble cypress]

making a compilation of my best half sword clips

wanna know something really funny

"half sword enhanced"

you cna become invincible

lmaoo

real

i wish i had nitro so bad dude so i could have the cool glowy usernames

[nimble cypress]

alrightttttttttttt its finisheddddddddd

sorry my computer isnt that powerful so i cant really make good video edits

[dusk night]

wdym

"im now a part of you"

@buoyant ravine

😭

[buoyant ravine]

i forgot to record

[dusk night]

u recorded it

[buoyant ravine]

anyway it was me fighting you and taking some of your armor

[dusk night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436948375948755045/2025-11-08_23-17-09.mp4?ex=691175f6&is=69102476&hm=da30389c8fecca1838d121c376c5de9b9be5f66fdd45fc815acdf978e50663ac&

whu

[buoyant ravine]

it was 0 seconds long i didnt record the whole thing

[dusk night]

oh i forgot

[nimble cypress]

hey do you guys like my vidfeo

[buoyant ravine]

rank 0 speedrun

[dusk night]

smollest knife

[buoyant ravine]

the hell you mena by FSR

ok

[dusk night]

how did u make ur graphics look like that?

[sudden ravine]

yo this is NOT fair 💔

[buoyant ravine]

ReShade.me

[dusk night]

is it like a

mod or smth

[buoyant ravine]

nope. https://reshade.me/downloads/ReShade_Setup_6.6.2.exe

[dusk night]

ip grabber gif

[buoyant ravine]

its a third party shading tool. you can apply stuff like fake hdr which makes it look like you have hdr and yo ucan change the art style and the camera

[blazing halo]

dude i just did abysm without one arm and i got back my character 😭😭😭🔥

[nimble cypress]

i kept thinking this as a funny joke (spoilers for the newest smiling friends episode)

[wild ledge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ltg4yyrFZHbaty_mm?invite=cr-MSxOZU8sMjU0MzE2MjYw&v=30

wtf happened in that last fight

[wheat leaf]

clawed hammer head directly to the brainstem, thats like literal 'lights out' kinda attack

pretty humane too tbh, we do it to squids n fish all the time

[small glen]

rip

[ember flame]

whats going on at the steam page

nvm

just a community broadcast

[neat crow]

What the fuck did you do to the colours

[buoyant ravine]

reshade

[small glen]

this is like the 2nd time in a fight where a willie swings left but instantly changes into a stab

I wouldn't care but dude it just powers right through the parry

[native minnow]

someone needs to make this a mod, so I can be thor

[whole marsh]

Contrary to popular belief, I don't think placon will be that powerful in pvp, it's that good simply cause of current bugs and stupid AI

it's really easy to rush down by blocking with shield and then stabbing

[small glen]

Try doing that to a irl person who will simply smack your legs and block overhead

[whole marsh]

Oh yea, let's also remember the legs

TBH just remove placon

[small glen]

People forget pvp will be completely different

[whole marsh]

I don't use it but it's easy to counter it by using a buckler

[small glen]

The meta will be polearms

[whole marsh]

grr

god man half sword really gonna fall off later huh

[small glen]

Swords and everything that isn't polearms will suck 100% ass

People pretend they won't

[whole marsh]

we're gonna have the same dane axe squatters

[small glen]

But it definitely will

[whole marsh]

just in half sword now

[small glen]

Polearms have so much range over just everything and weapons lack the weight to do anything against them unless you get rly good set up

Don't forget shields either

[whole marsh]

shields my goat

[small glen]

One handed swords will never be good in pvp

Unless both parties agree to use it

[whole marsh]

im sure half sword pals will figure out how to balance it

[small glen]

And same with two handed swords

[whole marsh]

maybe give the range having loadouts less armor

while giving favor in armory for shorter range

[small glen]

People act like half sword isn't a realistic physics based combat game

People think this game is Chivalry

Where you don't die in one shot

[whole marsh]

you really do with these dane axe sweats xd

[small glen]

Axes are bullshit

Dismember from it grazing you

[weak osprey]

Let two willies fight to death with one having modded weapons, lets say it was good

[whole marsh]

they're fine but dane axe is like really busted in chivalry 2

[small glen]

The Dane axe? Chiv 2?

Erm

Not rly

It was slow as hell

The longsword was more annoying

[whole marsh]

was?

🤔

was more annoying?

when did you play last time

[wheat leaf]

Chiv 2 gameplay was so fun

[whole marsh]

Yeah i got a feeling all the sweats flowed into chivalry 2 after killing mordhau

[wheat leaf]

Chiv 2 gameplay, mordhau armor and visuals. It’d be top tier

Not in this timeline tho

[soft drift]

i cant wait until the plancon is used by everyone

[vestal heath]

Bondrewd is the best father in anmie

[hollow quiver]

Half sword tech demo is real🥹

[shell bronze]

back to clip spam

[wheat leaf]

i admire his drive to never surrender

this isnt even w damage modifiers either

[quiet ferry]

did willie also get the november plague or smth

this man's flopping around like crazy and the physics are goin splodey

[drifting geyser]

Yall see what caseoh said in his latest half sword video about the battle royal🔥 good idea I think

[wheat leaf]

broke his neck on last swing, he aint even surrender he just laid there

[dusk night]

backstabbed

[runic karma]

legit the worst weapon

Love tap stick

[shell bronze]

smartest ai

[quiet ferry]

clueless not playing single combat???

[quiet ferry]

like why is his leg up

[shell bronze]

i do brave stands and carnage all the time

[quiet ferry]

and now his feet are fusing

[shell bronze]

getting jumped simulator

[vale prairie]

i lowkey didn't know it was possible to hit them perfectly to were there helmet goes flying untill i did it

[wheat leaf]

i just learned you can kick or hit joints out of place too, i think clueless told me and then i pulled it off for the first time

[shell bronze]

autumn gameplay but even lower difficulty

[wheat leaf]

howso? cause of less armor?

[shell bronze]

ouch

[wheat leaf]

what do you meaaaan

[shell bronze]

the desperate flailings of a dying man

[shell bronze]

big ass mace gameplay with armor against lesser armored opponents

[wheat leaf]

t6 vs t6 uncle

[shell bronze]

not against you but in general

at least autumn fights knights as commoner lma

[wheat leaf]

yeah im not so versed in the art of clubbing someone

but i got enemy infinite consciousness on too, which makes a big difference as long as they got a helmet lol

[wheat leaf]

autumn makes it look easy w the mace

[shell bronze]

it's extremely easy tf

[wheat leaf]

so-so, its easy in that it kills quick but making it look smooth and consistent is the tough part

[shell bronze]

average autumn clip

[wheat leaf]

at least for me i find it tends to just swing on odd angles or wants to rotate weirdly

[shell bronze]

ok i lied i didn't hold shift

[wheat leaf]

try mace w inf consciousness, its a bit more of an uphill battle

still works well cause mace kinda just punches through anything

feels like it causes more bleeds than some blades even lol

[shell bronze]

don't have enhancer

[wheat leaf]

aw man, L

you clearly do well w/out it but missing out for sure

[shell bronze]

fodder

[devout fjord]

Guys can we pls stop spamming basic boring kills and more heartfelt skinning kills?

[shell bronze]

guys can we pls be the change we want to see instead of posting unrelated random non half sword videos

[hallow gull]

hi

[slow holly]

The more I watch these videos and the real Buhurt sport it makes me more excited for the next Half sword update.

[gusty flame]

half sword tommorow

[shell bronze]

a little scratch on da hand never hurt

[slow holly]

Huh??

[shell bronze]

unless it's from an official source do not believe whatever these losers say

it's literally just cope/server-wide brainrot and misinformation

[slow holly]

Got it, thanks

[shell bronze]

all the time

[hearty mirage]

yo how do you beat the first boss

he just slices my torso in two💔

[shell bronze]

knife in center

pick it up and stab

[vital perch]

@hearty mirage

[hearty mirage]

thanks

i didnt know you can stab

[vital perch]

hold left alt or double click

[strange walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[unreal swallow]

does anybody know if half-sword comes out this month or next month?

[dark folio]

Why am i banned from editing on wikipedia😭😭😭

[unreal swallow]

lol

[hearty mirage]

wait the keybind said rmb x2 to stab

it just holds the knife in the stabbing position right

[swift aspen]

Ok i really am starting to like maces

[hearty mirage]

then i just run into him?

[strange walrus]

jea

[swift aspen]

the sound of shattered bones sounds way too good

[strange walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/gift-gif-funn-stare-weird-gif-20873893

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[swift aspen]

lol embed fail

[strange walrus]

howe

how do you send clips

[weak osprey]

what is this peak ass music blessing my ears

[weak osprey]

easy

wanna know how?

[strange walrus]

yeah

[weak osprey]

just do it yourself, brainrotters nowadays

[vale totem]

how do you play as the baron without the helmet?

[strange walrus]

"brainrotters nowadays"🥀

[weak osprey]

I can instantly tell what kind of person u are bruv

they should add in montante

[strange walrus]

then why are you wasting your time with me

[weak osprey]

cuz why not? brainrotters nowadays

[strange walrus]

syfm

[weak osprey]

[vital perch]

ragebait successful

[vital perch]

mods

[strange walrus]

🫵 😎

[worn spear]

is this how the new models are made

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

[weak osprey]

@strange walrus, why does the person in your pfp take up most of the space

[weak osprey]

I love this mechanic bru

[small glen]

Evil clueless: <- Know

[shell bronze]

cyan/teal vs red

[true onyx]

what mods r u using

[weak osprey]

mods

[true onyx]

ok bro

ur so funny i died laughing

this me -> 🤣

[dusk night]

oh gah..

[shell bronze]

loadout selector

[true onyx]

das it?

[shell bronze]

yeah

why do you ask

[true onyx]

just curious

can u parry commoner boss

cuz that guy is pissing me off

[shell bronze]

i don't recommend parrying him unless you're me

[true onyx]

oke

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436911384309796975/1A05C61.MP4?ex=69115382&is=69100202&hm=bf1dfbc635eb9b72a67ba760ca8721ad67fb7cc70616f24a0e32b0061785caa5&

[true onyx]

dang

[weak osprey]

Here is a word for you, clueless is prolly the best swordsman around here

[main knoll]

real

even if he’s done swinging he still somehow manages to cut my leg off for some reason

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

[main knoll]

i tried it but he just slaps it away and concusses me immediately

so i’m just stuck until i do the same thing tomorrow again

[dusk night]

decapitated

the dark knight btw

[shell bronze]

the stabs have to be quick and well timed

another good thing to try is to just hold alt and full charge at him

[main knoll]

imho the commoner boss is still disproportionately difficult

i find the later bosses easier than the commoner boss

[covert flare]

its a good difficulty spike

i find him and the plancon asshole the toughest

plancon mf specifically because he has armor and a plancon

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1412160329873358928/3665501.MP4?ex=6911970b&is=6910458b&hm=941554992708436830cf690aed47c04b59970ac1f68d457dbc9f44ebf527cb23&

[naive holly]

Its bc real weapons come into play and we dont have armor yet

[main knoll]

i just wait for him to try and slap me with it then charge in nd stab em

[restive barn]

YOU

[naive holly]

Me :3

[main knoll]

crazy

[shell bronze]

there's already been a whole several months long thread about him

he's low diff to me personally but he is a tough fight

[main knoll]

it’s just frustrating for many people

i remember getting to commoner for the first time only to get decapitated on the boss which really demotivated me

not a good difficulty spike imo

[slow iris]

a difficulty spike is understandable but the next boss is arguably much easier

[main knoll]

yeah

i find all the other bosses quite easy

[naive holly]

Hes 1000% intended to br a skill check. It teaches you to whiff punish instead of going guns blazing. Hes very difficult for new players

[naive holly]

Its bc you have acess to poleamrs amd shields. And then armor from then on.

Definitely easier

[main knoll]

but still, grazing my leg against the blade shouldn’t mean i instantly lose it

as i watch him choke in his own blood too

so basically i lost but watched myself win

and then i have to redo the whole thing

[opal marsh]

bro i cannot kill the commoner champion even with pitchfork

he just blocks with his sword and gives no opening to stab

anyone have any tips

[shell bronze]

just turn your damage down and turn damage to npc up atp

i hate to say it but it's a skill check

[vital perch]

it's painfully true

[shell bronze]

commoner boss killing clip pack

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1414038397479161977/8E10EB1.mp4?ex=6911d4a1&is=69108321&hm=6de28cde213cb3f114d00058088c779536c63246e61772d4403177277ab2b619&

[vital perch]

if you can't beat the commoner boss even with a pitchfork then it's time to practice

i learned to dodge and kill so i don't have a problem with him

[opal marsh]

so i just suck at the game

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424677107396644946/D83B4F1.MP4?ex=6911a473&is=691052f3&hm=08a34fcedd784ad3b50906a5a6a8337ba1a77e528d84912696a5aa93533bb6dd&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424680542879612989/364C811.MP4?ex=6911a7a6&is=69105626&hm=324b2241a64340012854f994bce5e3632ff98dc763685e7973c6d99ab25297bb&

[opal marsh]

how the hell do you parry that and how do i practise

[shell bronze]

commoner boss harassment clip pack 2

[shell bronze]

don't parry

just learn timing

use alt to stab or double click

and keep distance from him

[vital perch]

also dodging , learn dodging

[opal marsh]

ok

ill go try now

[shell bronze]

hold shift to dodge

[vital perch]

hold SHIFT and tap any of the movement keys , notice how willie dashes

[shell bronze]

don't over commit to stabs and be always prepared to dodge

turn gore off as well if need be

[vital perch]

a dodge example

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1422836775050805319/5111E41.MP4?ex=69118a02&is=69103882&hm=3db66a346cab7af1542fc0ba28062b5800cce61566243019f562ed94771d8129&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434392704900530357/39D3371.MP4?ex=6911644e&is=691012ce&hm=74c86a74f23665a6875beb86cd1424892bd222e813681bef83b02eeda5ef01d4&

[true onyx]

crazy swing

[true onyx]

how do you start like this

its like theres youre in a map and you spawn npcs

i couldn't find the mod

[kind bridge]

what.

[zealous leaf]

yo guys can half sword be played on playstation? quiock answer pslsldff

[weak osprey]

NO

[covert flare]

nope

currently unplayable on controller

[zealous leaf]

(cries)

[weak osprey]

play half sword with yourself instead

[covert flare]

its going to take a long while for it to function

[covert flare]

hmmm

[weak osprey]

it would be cool

[zealous leaf]

that sentence does NOT mate sense

well

make*

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[zealous leaf]

and it kinda does

[weak osprey]

make*

[zealous leaf]

and kinda doesnt..

SHIT

[weak osprey]

whay

[covert flare]

i know what kind of man you are gorris

[weak osprey]

I just typed this man

[zealous leaf]

you already play half sword with yourself already LDDLLDLDLD

[weak osprey]

No shit sherlok

[zealous leaf]

what*

[covert flare]

Sherlock*

[weak osprey]

fuck

[weak osprey]

fuck

[covert flare]

double corrected

[zealous leaf]

🤣

[weak osprey]

Jus got double whammied

[left nimbus]

I was playing just fine 20 mins ago, now I get a fatal error every time I try to launch, even after a system restart. Is there a way I can get access again?

[vital perch]

it should be somewhere in pins

[sullen wedge]

Random Gorris summon

[left nimbus]

which channel?

[sullen wedge]

Also hi John 🌞

[left nimbus]

can't see one in this one

[sullen wedge]

I'm not caught up what you need

[left nimbus]

I was playing just fine 20 mins ago, now I get a fatal error every time I try to launch, even after a system restart. Is there a way I can get access again?

[vital perch]

greeting

[vital perch]

@soft osprey you had the solution right?

[soft osprey]

Right click halfsword in your steam library, press properties. Under General there’s a line for Launch Options. In there type in: -dx11

[left nimbus]

ok thanks

[sullen wedge]

Oh yeah that issue

I just ask if their running dx12

[soft osprey]

If that doesn’t work, try a clean reinstall. I’ll post the guide if it doesn’t

[left nimbus]

sorted, thank you!! ❤️

back to brain bustin'!

[sullen wedge]

Also moai HIIIII

[trim turtle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pFruVcbl-8

[kind bridge]

is there any way to stop crashing after falling from a great height

[sullen wedge]

What? Like gravity jujinx?

[kind bridge]

like if u have the mod half sword enhancer u can jump up and i think you can also go up with the trainer mod, but if you fall from a great height u just crash

[sullen wedge]

In the case that's technically a mod I believe that's more suited towards #modders-guild-hall

I would assume at least ^~°

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I am here

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Was about to be concerned

Regardless morning Gorris ☀️

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If I dont see for 2 hours that means something prolly happened to me or im at school

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Check my reccomendation for coffee choice since I'm about to stop being lazy

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night rat king 🌚

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Hmmmmm

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Also college or like school school

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how tf are people playing in custom maps 😭

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Why are so many people younger than I assume

This terrifies me

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bro 😭

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Secret 🤫

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i need to know