halfsword-chat-⚔

[weak osprey]

Thanks pal, even better, its comes from where I live

[weak osprey]

Holy shit

[silent stag]

wasn't this for duck hunting

[livid hatch]

when my girl asks to aim it for me at the toilet

[weak osprey]

Would def use that to flex

[shell cargo]

Yes

It was outlawed because it could kill an entire lake of ducks in one shell

[livid hatch]

oh yeah sounds like a fuckin good time of course its outlawed

[shell cargo]

It is the only gun to my knowledge that has ever used a 1 gauge shotgun shell

[silent stag]

for the love of the game too since I doubt anything would've remained of the ducks

[celest river]

damn

[small glen]

its outlawed for hunting

[buoyant ravine]

https://nagina-in.com/product/complete-medieval-knight-arms-armor-set/?utm_source=Google+Shopping&utm_campaign=Merchant+Feed_Gen&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=13749&srsltid=AfmBOoo8jGeUUDet5rPSxcXpBZRT2Qq48wdVTM8IUHmmt68G2lRuEbFONLo&com_cvv=8fb3d522dc163aeadb66e08cd7450cbbdddc64c6cf2e8891f6d48747c6d56d2c https://battlingblades.com/products/greatsword-two-handed-longsword-high-carbon-damascus-steel-sword-45?variant=33834463232131&country=US&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&srsltid=AfmBOopNOYOuLXKmvQWtFTb-j9ILRqx8AHoIxk5kCgt-OR5IrHTFYrojME4

[small glen]

you can actually still own one

[shell cargo]

It was causing near extinction levels of bird killing

[livid hatch]

fuck em

(im being facetious)

[buoyant ravine]

imagine walking in the street in modern times looking like this. https://nagina-in.com/product/complete-medieval-knight-arms-armor-set/?utm_source=Google+Shopping&utm_campaign=Merchant+Feed_Gen&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=13749&srsltid=AfmBOoo8jGeUUDet5rPSxcXpBZRT2Qq48wdVTM8IUHmmt68G2lRuEbFONLo&com_cvv=8fb3d522dc163aeadb66e08cd7450cbbdddc64c6cf2e8891f6d48747c6d56d2c

[weak osprey]

I want to own a big ass cannon

[livid hatch]

this guy sends so many links

[buoyant ravine]

oh whatever fine dont show

[small glen]

the punt gun would normally be put on a boat like this

[shell cargo]

Literally

I cant keep a conversation straight with all of the flood

[small glen]

he refuses to send pictures 😭

[buoyant ravine]

i dont wanna download pics

[livid hatch]

[weak osprey]

One shot and that boat flies away

[shell cargo]

Copy and paste

[buoyant ravine]

oh

[livid hatch]

easy escape

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-i'm-stupid-i'm-so-stupid-im-kinda-stupid-me-stupid-gif-7810975946193957585

[silent stag]

could a peasant or commoner afford an arquebus

[shell cargo]

The punt gun was so heavy that it wouldn't really cause the boat to go anywhere

[small glen]

@boreal path can you like, tell this guy to not spam the living fuck out of the channel with links.

[silent stag]

since they were cheaper than swords

[weak osprey]

this is also another reason why punt guns are such a good weapon

[livid hatch]

A peasant could probably afford a lamborghini adjusted for inflation

[weak osprey]

also another reason why its such a good weapon

[buoyant ravine]

ok bro homie chill out i didnt know i can copy and paste pics

[livid hatch]

a single medieval shilling adjusted for inflation is probably worth more than my yearly salary

[silent stag]

biggest non issue of the century

[shell cargo]

Is it just me or is the average age of people in this server like well below 15

[weak osprey]

We should add punts guns to our back

[silent stag]

most discordian issue of the century

[boreal path]

[boreal path]

ts so buns

[silent stag]

I'm 14 so you're right

[weak osprey]

WE should turn punt guns into handheld guns

[celest river]

what are you over 18

unc

[shell cargo]

Yes

[boreal path]

uncteen

[weak osprey]

what an unc

[livid hatch]

uh oh

[livid hatch]

18 is unc?

gang im cooked

[silent stag]

grown ass man get out

[celest river]

bro gotta pay bills

[buoyant ravine]

imagaine walking in the street in that

[weak osprey]

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahaha-gif-15569562662188947742

[silent stag]

yes bro your life is done

[weak osprey]

Peak

[boreal path]

yes this is good

[livid hatch]

anyone paying bills at 18 has parents who dont love them

[shell cargo]

I could tell you were older than everyone else thank God 🙏

[livid hatch]

I didnt know i cant lie

[small glen]

Same

[weak osprey]

Finally a single piece sallet

[livid hatch]

I thought this was a generally adult space

[shell cargo]

Same

[weak osprey]

gambesoning it

[small glen]

My friends are all older then me so whatever

[livid hatch]

oh look its the mature one

[boreal path]

pretty clearly four pieces

[boreal path]

that’s an arming doublet

[weak osprey]

fuck

fuck

[buoyant ravine]

this is half swords version of "Pond"

[livid hatch]

is this loss?

[buoyant ravine]

pond doesnt mean pond i dont wanna get flagged by moderators

[shell cargo]

This server is full of the medieval version of those kids in history class who knew EVERYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE about ww2

[silent stag]

bro actually growing up scares me because I have so little time to do everything, go to uni, get a gf again, graduate, get a stable job or start a business, buy a house, marry my gf, have kids and live an average's person life.

[livid hatch]

aaabababababbaba shut up theres so much time

[weak osprey]

touch grass

[small glen]

Thats Saturn

[boreal path]

[shell cargo]

Bro is 14

[livid hatch]

You have literally 60 years to do that guy

[small glen]

Saturn the one who knows every crack and crevice of medieval armaments

[weak osprey]

Leather armor

[boreal path]

we have come full circle to buns again

[small glen]

So true

[shell cargo]

Ok so we stopped sending links and now its endless pictures

[weak osprey]

Fuck yes

[shell cargo]

Holy SHIT I need to go to sleep

[buoyant ravine]

hey its half sword related aint it

[shell cargo]

Its 1 am and I have to wake up at 6 for work

[boreal path]

yeah but it doesn’t really add anything to anything

[weak osprey]

O may garh

[weak osprey]

We live we love POLEAxe

[silent stag]

until 35*, also I was jk the only thing that scares me is WORKING

JOB

[boreal path]

short ahh dagger at the end goodness me

[small glen]

No work ig

I am going to bed, I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow

[weak osprey]

please censor that heresy

[buoyant ravine]

yall wanna see another hot pic

[livid hatch]

I moved out when I was 18, lived in my car for a year, then moved in with my grandma, now I'm finally getting out on my own at 22 with my girl, theres more than enough time, just do shit now so you dont wonder why you're late

[shell cargo]

Working is not hard

[buoyant ravine]

yeh this could destroy your enemies

[livid hatch]

Working is fucking bullshit

but its that or die

[silent stag]

I'm a level 999 procrastinator

[shell cargo]

Like its genuinely such a non issue

[weak osprey]

why are you so scared of j*bs

[shell cargo]

I had 3 days off recently and oh my god I was so boredddd

[buoyant ravine]

oh my god the perfect thing

[weak osprey]

Its hell but I endure it

[livid hatch]

I-

[shell cargo]

How are people genuinely unemployed

[livid hatch]

you can afford to take 3 days off

ick

[boreal path]

would muuuch rather have a good sword than that

[silent stag]

idk it's one of these things you think are scary but never tried

[livid hatch]

guy im lucky to have 1 day off some weeks

[shell cargo]

2 day weekend and 1 day sick

[weak osprey]

then try it out

That easy

[livid hatch]

Get a job

[buoyant ravine]

id love to see the damge this does in half sword

[shell cargo]

New york labor laws are the only good part about new york

[weak osprey]

Hella damage

[silent stag]

at 14? in this country?

[livid hatch]

Oh you're really 14? no job ig

[weak osprey]

jobless, unemployed

[livid hatch]

I mean, go work at a farm ig

[shell cargo]

Mcdonalds is always hiring

[buoyant ravine]

would you like a buckler with that sword

[shell cargo]

(Do NOT work at mcdonalds)

[silent stag]

shit will be peak

[boreal path]

fuh no

[weak osprey]

hell yes

[shell cargo]

Worst mistake you can possibly make

[weak osprey]

you get to see good landscapes and animald

[livid hatch]

I worked at a grocery store at 14 and actually wanted to fuckin hurt the old rude people who demanded paper in plastic bags

[buoyant ravine]

what would you like instead any armor or weapons

[shell cargo]

What do you do now

[livid hatch]

My official title is captain but im just an assistant manager of a gas station

[shell cargo]

Ah

You've got soft hands bruddah

[livid hatch]

Im still in school

[shell cargo]

College?

[livid hatch]

Yeah

[shell cargo]

Yeah I skipped ts

[boreal path]

ecranche

[livid hatch]

Id rather shit myself and then die in public with poopy pants than work a trade icl

[shell cargo]

Complete scam

[shell cargo]

Bro has NOT seen how much electricians make

[buoyant ravine]

is this what oyur looking for.

[livid hatch]

i have, my best friend just got out of his apprenticeship

[boreal path]

“then”

hit the oil rig buddy 💔

[boreal path]

fuh no

shitty repro of a bolzano

[livid hatch]

that was the correct usage of then and than

what are you on

[buoyant ravine]

then what the hell is a ecranche

[silent stag]

I wish I could work so I can buy stuff without asking my mom for money but you can only work 4 hours a day, prob will get paid with breadcrumbs, ask for a legal permission and convince my mom somehow

[shell cargo]

In my area its like $50+/h after 4 years of apprenticeship

[native minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/molorant-rich-ckaz-money-gif-22223824

[mental kelp]

Shield on shoulder

[livid hatch]

then go apply at the nearest grocery store

[buoyant ravine]

shocking aint it

[weak osprey]

They get tons of money,

[livid hatch]

My buddy is getting 48 so sounds right

[weak osprey]

then find a job

[silent stag]

read the whole thing

[livid hatch]

electricians get paid well becasue they work in dangerous conditions and bust ass. I get paid like shit because I get to sit on my ass all day

[shell cargo]

I have an addiction that makes me hemorrhage money though

[weak osprey]

I did, but still find a job

[native minnow]

hence why I replied with a gif of someone with a lot of money, found by typing in the word 'rich' in the gif search bar

[weak osprey]

alr sire

[native minnow]

not really, considering dangerous jobs (usually) get paid a lot

(usually)

[shell cargo]

And electricians are extremely in demand rn

[livid hatch]

4 hours a day, even at 10 dollars an hour which you probably will get more, is still like 200 bucks a week if you work hard

[shell cargo]

No one is going into the trades

[boreal path]

did you not even look it up lol

[buoyant ravine]

i did look it up and thats what i got

[boreal path]

sorry i was too far away from my screen to see the a

[silent stag]

too much work just to get breadcrumbs imo, (minimum wage for 4 hours here is like 5-6 dollars)

[native minnow]

everyone uses discord as google lol

[livid hatch]

Yeah I definitely dont want to spend years dealing with some dickhead making fun of me and screaming at me for making mistakes when I can leave college making more than 50 an hour with my degree

[weak osprey]

double down and don’t look for a job

[shell cargo]

No one has ever lied on the internet

[silent stag]

plus I enter school at 7:30 am and leave at 3 pm

[shell cargo]

If you get whatever job your degree is attached to

[livid hatch]

I worked with carpenters for a year and a half and left every day wishing I put the nailgun to their head

[boreal path]

an ecranche is a type of shield usually associated with dueling, jousting, or light cavalrymen

[silent stag]

what could have they possibly done

[boreal path]

it requires no hands to wear

[shell cargo]

Something tells me this guy shouldn't be allowed near heavy machinery

[shell cargo]

Hazing is a big part of the trades

[livid hatch]

Its exaggerative

Id never actually hurt anyone

[shell cargo]

"Get me some checkered paint"
"Change the blinker fluid"

[livid hatch]

No they called me baby huey and pushed me off a roof into a snowbank

[silent stag]

did you ever have a crashout

[shell cargo]

That sounds funny

[silent stag]

and idk punch a mf

[shell cargo]

You get to chill in a snowbank while getting paid

[livid hatch]

No its a lot harder to actually do it than say youd do it

[silent stag]

I did it last year, almost got suspended

[livid hatch]

until someone runs out of nails or maybe their balls get a little cold so they ask for you to quickly keep them warm in your mouth

fuck being anyones apprentice

[shell cargo]

You gotta embrace the gayness

[livid hatch]

I aint robin

[shell cargo]

Its part of the fun

[silent stag]

just in case I thought the guy was gonna hit me

I'm a normal person gang

[livid hatch]

gotta wait for the first hit then crash out

[shell cargo]

I work in a mechanic shop rn as a car detailer and the gay shit we say is so funny

[boreal path]

lmaooooooooooo

[mental kelp]

Holy shit. It’s him, it’s William Longsword

[livid hatch]

mechanics shops are so awesome, literally the only trade I would ever consider

[boreal path]

bro was working with gotham henchmen

[livid hatch]

I love working on cars

[silent stag]

bro was holding me tight against the wall bro was 100% going to do something

[livid hatch]

Then make it count

[shell cargo]

I was getting a drink at the water fountain and one of the techs walked up behind me and started unwrapping a snickers bar and I turned around and asked him if he was opening up a condom

[weak osprey]

jester

[silent stag]

if by making it count you mean hitting the guy real hard then I did but I kind of felt bad for him the next days because he got suspended and I didn't

[livid hatch]

When I was 14 I slept with my buddies gf and he got up on the lunch table, sprinted across it and pounced on me like some left4dead shit. We only got to trade like 3 or 4 punches before this big brollic black math teacher fuckin chokeslammed him

[split pulsar]

bro fr fuck you rng gods

[narrow oxide]

I have a long sword I want to force down his throat

[shell cargo]

This is why you always carry a knife

[livid hatch]

not in school

[shell cargo]

Oh yeah I forgot about that

[livid hatch]

I just got my first 9

[shell cargo]

I mean who didnt have atleast one in the bottom of their bag every day

[silent stag]

vro...

[weak osprey]

Honestly, me too, but a dagger

[silent stag]

Valid reaction from your buddy ngl

also at 14?

💔

[livid hatch]

yeah we were 14 but its not how I made it sound

He wasnt my friend anymore

she was mine first and left me for him, then came over my house

[silent stag]

I didn't even get to kiss the gf I had

[shell cargo]

I want to buy fun guns but I live in ny

[silent stag]

🥀

[livid hatch]

I didnt lose it at 14 it was before that and its a way more fucked up story than you can imagine

[livid hatch]

I only got a simple pistol

Sig p365 SAS

[shell cargo]

I have forever resigned to just hemorrhaging my money on pokemon cards

[silent stag]

I still feel kind of weird since there are also people in my classroom who already banged

[livid hatch]

jesus christ you better hope those sell

[shell cargo]

Currently my collection is sitting at a little over 5k

[silent stag]

it makes me wonder if my ex already got banged too and that shit doesn't let me sleep

[silent stag]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-jump-pink-pantern-gif-14045004

[livid hatch]

ahhh hold your own, waiting is better. you dont want to be 15 getting a shot in your ass cheek becasue your shit itches after pickling it in a dubious recepticle

[boreal path]

PAINFUL harnessmog https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ec38EA8PCPE

[boreal path]

quit

[shell cargo]

I could walk into my local card store and sell all of them for easily 4k

[boreal path]

No Premarital Sex Shit Guys !

[narrow oxide]

How does it feel to live in the Islamic Socialist Caliphate of New York

[boreal path]

No Political Shit Guys !

[shell cargo]

Terrible

[livid hatch]

im still not married but im 22 and we have so much sex

[shell cargo]

I hate this shithole

[boreal path]

I Don't Care !

[livid hatch]

LMAO

[boreal path]

I meant uhh

[narrow oxide]

Hey at least you get free busses soon

[boreal path]

wait not premarital

pre-....

pre-adult

[shell cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/nyc-nyc-is-a-wonderland-twitter-subway-wonderland-gif-3460971131528251448

[boreal path]

premarital is just my quickfire word

[livid hatch]

me too icl

[livid hatch]

the city or the state

[shell cargo]

Everything

[livid hatch]

well if youre in the city I cant blame you

[shell cargo]

I cant even get like 90% of the fun knives

[shell cargo]

I live upstate

[boreal path]

shut up

[shell cargo]

Closer to Syracuse

[silent stag]

sorry samuel

[boreal path]

Thanx ❤️

[silent stag]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-gif-7710120082388174990

[livid hatch]

Go two states east bruh

whats waiting for you in upstate fr

[livid hatch]

the only thing NH is missing is legal weed

[shell cargo]

OTF is illegal, balisong is illegal, gravity is illegal, switchblades are illegal

[native minnow]

Wish I had money to move out of the south

[livid hatch]

doesnt ny also have stop n frisk laws so cops can just bust u for walking somewhere

[young sentinel]

Alot or filters, i don’t remeber which, i think negative is one of them.

[silent stag]

rare footage of dagger actually being as useful against armor as it is in real life

[shell cargo]

Not since 2013

[mental kelp]

Cuz basically only Sam does it

[shell cargo]

That was overturned because it was wildly unconstitutional

[livid hatch]

that would make me go straigt feral

it is

[mental kelp]

Everyone else gave up

[boreal path]

im hema jit i cant resist dagger

no matter how much grappling i must do to get there

[mental kelp]

Next time I play I will be doing this

And grappling

[livid hatch]

I feel like every time I play halfsword i swing the sword around like im in a dream, painfully inaccurate

[mental kelp]

But probs on armor cause they hurt too easy in blossfechten

[boreal path]

i need to finally make my unarmored loadout

[silent stag]

can you get navajas

[boreal path]

just gonna jack up all the info for the armor lol

insert random letters into item ids

done

[mental kelp]

Ya

[shell cargo]

How does it open

[mental kelp]

Unless u want it even then u need to lower ur weapons 2

[boreal path]

im allowed to have a fancy swerd

[silent stag]

https://www.tiktok.com/@robinswords/video/7411126758784666910

[mental kelp]

I still keep a dagger on my belt but I use a t1 bastard

[brazen forum]

is this game releasing early access in like 2 days?

[mental kelp]

90cm blade

[silent stag]

who else loves robin swords

[boreal path]

'sa prophecy you just made up but it's possible i guess

[boreal path]

me ! he is a friend of my friend !

[boreal path]

i think.. .hmm i think maybe my armored sword is only 90cm

[brazen forum]

I see the devcon game awards celebration sale thingy on the store page!

[boreal path]

i remember i made it short so i can use it either handedly

[mental kelp]

Yea it’s pretty good with the length, I can still parry and stuff with only one hand

Doesn’t flop

[shell cargo]

No

Too long

[weak osprey]

longswording it

[brazen forum]

the devcon game awards is only from nov 3 to nov 9 and i see a coming to early access soon label

[silent stag]

aw 💔

[boreal path]

lmao i wish i got a shorter longsword for hema

[boreal path]

devcon is unrelated

[shell cargo]

Atleast I have this

[weak osprey]

I wish I got a 1 inch greatsword

[boreal path]

to be able to use it in one hand i have to... still use my free hand to support my dominant wrist

also bad 4 grapplin

[silent stag]

average sized greatsword

[mental kelp]

Fiore-world issues

[weak osprey]

I wish I got a 1 cm sized greatsword

[silent stag]

criminality flashbacks (someone shit on me for saying this pls )))

[boreal path]

we bordering on schlachtschwert territory with this one dawg

[hollow pond]

Who’s that

[shell cargo]

Not even suprised you play crim

There isnt even a kabar in the game

[boreal path]

me

[shell cargo]

Who

[silent stag]

i remember there being one

[shell cargo]

The person or the sword

[boreal path]

the person

[shell cargo]

❌

[hollow pond]

Sam’s a real person? Peak

[boreal path]

when it's put vertical the pommel literally ends at my traps

its kind of an issue

but its good for felling tall folk and baiting with bicorno

take the good with the bad

[sullen wedge]

Question

Am I bugging or can I only make a thread in general

[silent stag]

how long is that blade

[boreal path]

not bugging

[sullen wedge]

Danke comrade

[shell cargo]

I get asked this question all the time

[sullen wedge]

I wish gorris was still awake

[silent stag]

yeah because it's impossible to tell without a microscope

🤔

[shell cargo]

Why would they call it a blade instead of a dirk

[weak osprey]

Im here

[woven skiff]

man i hope we get something new before the year is out.

[sullen wedge]

🎉

[warm latch]

why do boss weapons have to be so sharp :(

[weak osprey]

We will get half sword

See thats something new before the year is out

[boreal path]

104cm

[weak osprey]

We need 1 cm blades

[boreal path]

the crossguard is 28cm and the grip is a whopping 35

[silent stag]

bro that's 100% a greatsword and you brought it to the longsword vs rapier discussion, unfair

[weak osprey]

We need a 1 cm sword

[boreal path]

its not a greatsword its just a long longsword..

[shell cargo]

@silent stags got you covered on that one

[weak osprey]

show me

We need a 1 nanometer sword

[silent stag]

wait doesn't it being a greatsword or longsword depend on how big you are

so how tall are you

🤔

[boreal path]

6'0

and it's up to my traps

[weak osprey]

Sam pls wield a 1 nanometer sword

[boreal path]

well actually no its not that long

it rests nicely on my collarbone

[weak osprey]

[sullen wedge]

Got my help desk finally set up

[boreal path]

so its only a few inches away from the recommended proportions

[hollow pond]

Wait what makes a great sword a great sword? Is it handle length?

[boreal path]

in-period, sheathability

[sullen wedge]

Available till <t:1762592520:t>

[hollow pond]

Now that’s interesting

[weak osprey]

What makes a great sword a great sword is to kill

[silent stag]

greatsword 100%

[boreal path]

yeah, if it's at the point that it's long enough that it's inconvenient to have a scabbard for and therefore replaces your "primary" its a greatsword

[shell cargo]

Story of my life

[hollow pond]

You learn something new everyday…

[boreal path]

that's also why they were called "schlachtschwert" in germany, war sword because you cant carry it around with you for anything else

[weak osprey]

We need a greatsword the size of a tree

[silent stag]

assuming your head is 20 cm which is the average head length I think and adding a few cm of neck then that sword must be 160 cm in total which is 100% a greatsword

[boreal path]

i have a huge head man

it's more around 140 or something

grip is 35 and blade is 104

well i guess that doesnt count the few the pommel adds

[hollow pond]

Well, you have a sheath for it?

[silent stag]

pommel also counts as grip iirc

[boreal path]

purpleheartarmory probably doesnt do it that way

[whole marsh]

Bro ngl commoner tier is literally hellish quart gameplay

[boreal path]

all things considered

[boreal path]

no i dont need one

i'd like one at some point

but its more likely i'd get one for my arming sword first

[hollow pond]

Finally

[hollow pond]

Temporary great sword!!! Not really but still

[wheat leaf]

the Jordan 1487's

[rare hearth]

oh shit u can 3d print medieval armor now???

[silent stag]

nah hellish quart is all finnese and elegance, half sword is pure dumb funny swinging against your fellow willies

[hollow pond]

Not medieval

[silent stag]

also hellish quart has more variety of weapons iirc (compared to commoner tier)

[hollow pond]

But yeah

Really high quality

[whole marsh]

For the most part, but commoner tier has the deadliest weapons with absolutely no armor

[rare hearth]

wait 16th century not medieval?

[hollow pond]

Nope

[boreal path]

its not if you take it SERIOUSLY !

[rare hearth]

oh oki

[whole marsh]

So if you're doing a sword duel

it is really finnicky

[hollow pond]

Super damn cool though

16th century armour was awesome

[silent stag]

I do but these willies need to learn fencing

[rare hearth]

true

[boreal path]

if you fence hard enough they do too

[whole marsh]

hell yee landsknecht 🤙

[weak osprey]

We need a hammer, club, glave, hybrid of a weapon

[silent stag]

yep but I'd like it more if I didn't have to force myself to do that just so the npcs learn to value their lives

[boreal path]

bro just invented a pollax

[whole marsh]

polehammer?

[silent stag]

you forgot the spear part

nvm

I'm dumb

[crude flower]

the good ol days

[weak osprey]

Fun fact, “polehammers” are still refered to as poleaxes

[silent stag]

i hate that, it's stupid

[whole marsh]

How the fuck do you turn a glaive into a club

[crude flower]

almost a year ago this video was made'

[whole marsh]

thats what i wanna ask

[weak osprey]

Think about it

[boreal path]

its tuff

[crude flower]

think about a wooden baseball bat

[boreal path]

ax refers to the motion you make with it not the head of it

[crude flower]

now make it big and has a machete

[whole marsh]

Another question... who would use this

[hollow pond]

Halberd means pole axe and poleaxe means hammer axe IIRC? Sam, fact check me on this if you know while I google it

[silent stag]

you don't, you just put all the shit together

[crude flower]

i was getting into it bruh

you're done

[weak osprey]

You get a club, and give the head a blade, like a glaive, see you get it now

[whole marsh]

exactly

[weak osprey]

Its that fuckin easy

[wheat leaf]

the wooden haft reinforced with metal is a good club

[whole marsh]

Where does the blade go??

[boreal path]

halberd means halberd

pollax means pollax

bec de faucon means "polehammer", but you can also just call it a pollax

[silent stag]

personally I like my pollaxes like I like ass, round and thick over square and flat

[crude flower]

baseball bat with a machete stuck in it but long

[weak osprey]

Upper area

[whole marsh]

yea no... the smith will look at you like an idiot

[boreal path]

im pretty sure you can also call a "polehammer" a hache

[silent stag]

this doesn't look as good

[weak osprey]

The smith does not understand divine intellect

[whole marsh]

autism

[weak osprey]

They should make a sword axe hybrid

[whole marsh]

Personally we just need more shields

[silent stag]

what if, flanged mace but the flanges are sharpened!!!

[hollow pond]

Dead wrong. Poleaxe means head axe, and halberd means handle axe I guess?

I dunno

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577944436793933825/1433668832127483994/lichtresized.gif

[whole marsh]

I really love shields and i wish you could holster more than just 3 types of shields

[boreal path]

halberd is its own thing

[hollow pond]

Fun

[boreal path]

comes from helmbart which was a similar deal in the 13th century

[weak osprey]

We should make a buckler/sword hybrid

[boreal path]

like what

[rare hearth]

what are u doing with 4 shields holsterd

[hollow pond]

Yeah I was looking at the etymology

[weak osprey]

To aura farm?

[weak osprey]

HELL yes

[rare hearth]

🥀

[boreal path]

@hollow pond read this

[wheat leaf]

hey thats my poleaxe

its beautiful

[boreal path]

genuinely whatchu need allat for

4 blades man

[weak osprey]

EVEN better

[whole marsh]

#photography📷 message

[silent stag]

does this mean you like ass flat and square?, that's kinda gay bro

[weak osprey]

I will use em to aura farm

[silent stag]

round and thick better

[weak osprey]

Not only should you think about shields, but also a HEATER shield with a spear in its center

[whole marsh]

Im a buckler fiend

[weak osprey]

See you got something good

[rare hearth]

me when full plate armor

[silent stag]

the classic metal booty

[buoyant ravine]

chess be like. Aight, so check this out. I’m sittin’ there, playing chess like a legend in my own mind. My pawn, lil’ homie, somehow dodged death a million times and finally makes it to the other side. I’m hyped as hell. I slam her down and promote that little dude to queen, fresh out the box, looking fly as hell, like she just walked off a red carpet in Paris. I’m talking shine so bright, I need sunglasses just to look at her.

I start hyping myself up: “Y’all ready? Y’all ready to see greatness?” Pawns start cheering, knights doing little victory spins, bishops nodding like, “He’s really gone mad with power.” I lean back, toss my hands behind my head, imagine slow-mo confetti falling, victory music playing, maybe even a tiny drumline marching across the board. I’m narrating my own highlight reel in real-time: “Ladies and gentlemen… checkmate’s about to be served.”

Then outta nowhere… the rook—this big, smug, villain-ass motherfucker—slides across the board like it’s auditioning for an action movie. It’s got no chill. The rook stares me dead in the soul, whispers, “Not today, bitch,” and snaps my queen in half like she owed it $50 in chess taxes. I freeze. I blink. My brain shorts out.

And then it happens. Full-on primal scream mode: “MOTHERFUCKER!” I’m slamming the table, pieces bouncing, pawns flopping like fish outta water, knights screaming “Not again!” The board looks like a battlefield in some post-apocalyptic anime.

[boreal path]

@hollow pond the main difference between pollaxes and halberds is that pollaxes are (except for their early like 1410 variants) connected by languets to the usually hexagonal or square haft, while halberds are fitted on usually round hafts with sockets

[boreal path]

gracias chatgpt

[shell forge]

Yeah, if Willie chopped my head and left arm off, I'd be scared of him too

[buoyant ravine]

yes but it happened

[boreal path]

dont flood the chat with ai generated nonsense

[weak osprey]

WE should make a portable cannon, where you GET yourself naked and you will have a CANNON stuck to your chest, so all you gotta do is load it and open fire

[hollow pond]

Noted

[hollow pond]

You gotta tell me where you find these sources

[boreal path]

but yeah if you're curious about the linguistic nitty gritty read that paper

[weak osprey]

Why do people not inherit divine intellect

This is such a good idea

[boreal path]

facebook armor groups and the myarmoury forums and the armsandarmor discord and academia.edu

[hollow pond]

Goodness I need to get facebook…

[boreal path]

if you have any questions about a certain topic ask me and i might have a whole paper on it

i have a lot of clerical french stuff

[hollow pond]

I have much to learn yet

[weak osprey]

They should make CHESS of REAL people, not fake ass movable shit

[boreal path]

there's been a few people on this server who just DM me whenever they have a question about armor and have blossomed into good scholars and artists and whatnot

feel free

im always up to talk about it

[buoyant ravine]

Battle Chess is the answer

[hollow pond]

Got it!

Thank you

[weak osprey]

hell yes

best way to play chess

[boreal path]

i would be so good at chess if i owned a physical chess set with little knights and priests

[buoyant ravine]

nah but thats what chess is like that legit happened

[weak osprey]

Hell yes

God controls em

[boreal path]

magnificent aura

[silent stag]

who is playing against god? 🤔

[boreal path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1411170479825354883/1411243322814763070/auspicious_post.gif

[weak osprey]

satan

[hollow pond]

How are you supposed to win since He knows everything

[weak osprey]

Like that

[boreal path]

by mercy

[buoyant ravine]

I… I JUST GOT HER FRESH OUT THE BOX! FRESH! OUT! THE BOX! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?!

[weak osprey]

He is of divine intellect, he gives you mercy

[boreal path]

like when wrestling jacob !

[weak osprey]

Also btw

[mental dune]

https://tenor.com/view/вася-василий-василич-васян-вас-gif-25303903

[weak osprey]

SOV where is the drawing

[hollow pond]

He’d let me win for a confidence boost 😭🙏

[buoyant ravine]

this motherfucker right here the blue rook did that shit to me

[silent stag]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[mental dune]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-sigma-yes-gif-26992928

[weak osprey]

Where is the drawing sov

[silent stag]

https://tenor.com/view/سیگما-gif-8017283655887868192

[hollow pond]

Eventually

[weak osprey]

Dont leave me hanging

[mental dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1094045957991178402/1196836634742767676/IMG-20231026-WA0004.gif

[silent stag]

gn gang I'll go sleep

[hollow pond]

Okay so like, I drew somebody pregnant yesterday, right?

[silent stag]

[weak osprey]

yes

[hollow pond]

So I have a body

[weak osprey]

What the fuck is this shit

[hollow pond]

That I could just draw Willie’s face and slap it on

[silent stag]

type of shit that happens on half sword server dawn

[mental dune]

когда русский чат

[weak osprey]

You speak in english pls

[weak osprey]

Or translate for us

Thank you SOV

[boreal path]

im golden freddie i like to scare

[restive garnet]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349828735997837394

[hollow pond]

He didn’t respect the threat

[boreal path]

hema flashbacks

[silent stag]

there was a russian channel and I never knew

[hollow pond]

I can’t even send you the conversation due to the background

[silent stag]

sadly all of them are dead asf

[boreal path]

can literally have a mf spun around 180 degrees with his elbows in the air and his point in the floor and he'll still try to finnagle his way out of it

[shell forge]

I don't think the candlestick has the requisite computational power for threat assessment

[hollow pond]

Think you need to spoil that

[mental dune]

You can cut it with a pickaxe

[boreal path]

no animal gor !

last time i sparred i got punched in the face three times by an old man

i need to lock in

[weak osprey]

What was that

[silent stag]

he was still alive tho

fun fact : he died by choking on corn and not by being headless

[sullen wedge]

marshall seems nice.

[weak osprey]

this fatass needs to eat more protein if he wants to looksmax

[buoyant ravine]

im guessing we can only post gore as long as its half sword becuase half sword is fiction and make believe

[boreal path]

gore while something is alive might be even worse on a broad scale lol

[boreal path]

yes

[sullen wedge]

anyway ill be in the threads trying to help and such

[weak osprey]

of course it is

[buoyant ravine]

real gore? no no unless its educational but still

[sullen wedge]

if anyone needs me i have a suggestion, thingy? and also you ccan just ping

[weak osprey]

Thats literally called torture now

[boreal path]

yes you can only post half sword gore

[restive garnet]

shit is not "educational "

[weak osprey]

gore is never educational

[silent stag]

what about other media gore

[restive garnet]

none of it

[silent stag]

fictional media of course

drawings 3d art and stuff

[weak osprey]

no

[silent stag]

no gore drawings?

[weak osprey]

Only of half sword

Half sword gore drawings

[buoyant ravine]

in a medical book it kinda is

[weak osprey]

Prolly

[sullen wedge]

NOT TRUE, bisection and biology diagree, the understanding of oragans and the body and such are very important, gore for the sake of gore however, while funny,l is not appropriate here unless half sword specific

[weak osprey]

Im talking about the other type of gore

[shell forge]

Either the Pitchfork needs a better CPU, or the pickaxe also lacks the proper processing power

[buoyant ravine]

the way the guy without the body is on his knees is funny for some reason

[restive garnet]

are you a medic?

[sullen wedge]

oh not viscera, torture, yeah tortures no bueno

[silent stag]

I'm going to draw willie in one of these cute gore scenarios just because

[buoyant ravine]

no im just sayign what i know

[sullen wedge]

I OWN MEDICAL TEXTBOOKS :DDDD

[weak osprey]

yes

[weak osprey]

Qualified for medic

[sullen wedge]

sure lets do both

[boreal path]

use common sense when dealing with gorey material

rule of thumb is if its real its not to be posted

[sullen wedge]

agreed

[silent stag]

oh so gore art IS allowed?

[sullen wedge]

or yknow, halfsword in the halfsword discord simple as

[boreal path]

it gets to a point

[weak osprey]

With being a medic, dummy

[sullen wedge]

me thinks its just halfsword in the halfsword server egh

[boreal path]

there's certain gore art that is gratuitous and distasteful except for a certain audience which we do not wish to attract here

[vernal oasis]

guys 2025 is almost over is this game actually coming out in 2025 like it says on steam

[boreal path]

use common sense

[restive garnet]

keep it at HALF sword

please

[silent stag]

just bypass the rule by drawing willie eating the guts of another willie because edgy haha funny edgy

[sullen wedge]

also for someone who was complaining about my gore comment, i have simply become mostly desensitized and like reading textbooks and knowing general medical things, gore comes with the territory, i also want to become cpr certified 2026

[weak osprey]

Then READ em

[silent stag]

fine

[sullen wedge]

can i have emn?

[sullen wedge]

nah

[silent stag]

I mean, still half sword

[vernal oasis]

is this game still releasing in 2025 or is it delayed

[boreal path]

yes it is

no it is not

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

[weak osprey]

Ask temu

[remote prairie]

bro how do i fix my low ass fps

[vernal oasis]

so yes it is releasing this year and no it is not delayed

[weak osprey]

Lower your friggin graphics or blood

[remote prairie]

oh

[sullen wedge]

ACHOO
Q4 2025 so novemeber-december expected but they could delay

to quote a mod

they need to pin it in an #faq or something

[vernal oasis]

i didnt read faq before i asked because im lazy

[weak osprey]

Now temu

Pls give rat king ur medical books

[vernal oasis]

[sullen wedge]

five of me oh zealot you romantic

[mental kelp]

It says q4 2025 in faq

[boreal path]

yes

[sullen wedge]

yeah that was.....

[vernal oasis]

thank you sammy

[boreal path]

it is quite literally the first modicum of text in the entire channel

[silent stag]

sammy?!!

[sullen wedge]

BROTHER I KNOW THAT"S WHY I LINKED IT

[weak osprey]

Do not cook again

[silent stag]

what is wrong with sammy lawrence

[weak osprey]

I get horrendous flashbacks of this guy

[silent stag]

why lol

[weak osprey]

Idk but back then he jus scared my ass

U brought up bad memories

[mental kelp]

No but you said they need to pin it in there or something, but it’s already in there in a channel that doesn’t need pins

But it’s whatevs

[weak osprey]

And blud was ugly AS FUCK without the mask

[silent stag]

fr

[boreal path]

pinning a message in a channel with only one message to pin

[sullen wedge]

i will not be further lollygagge

d

[silent stag]

just in case

[vernal oasis]

goodbye chat i might rejoin end of december if it gets delayed to find out more

[sullen wedge]

good evening

[buoyant ravine]

i think he bit too hard on his jolly rancher and jaw breaker

[weak osprey]

Yes

[weak osprey]

Tried to eat em prehistorical ball shaped nuts in his jaw but he wasn’t that strong

[sullen wedge]

I too enjoy prehistoric ball shaped nuts

[fickle trout]

how do i unloock more factions

[sullen wedge]

continue whoopin ass in gauntlet mode

i misread that as how to unlock factions

[boreal path]

yeah there's been no official talk of a delay

[sullen wedge]

gotta obliterate myself

[buoyant ravine]

you dont you gotta restart your willie

[sullen wedge]

correct as far as i am aware

[weak osprey]

Play the game and click on “jergma” then you will open a menu

[buoyant ravine]

well they are all named willie so i believed willie was the correct term

[sullen wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-sus-jerma-scary-creepy-sus-guy-gif-4386115864388182059

[weak osprey]

It has a translation I can tell u @fickle trout

[fickle trout]

what is the translation por favor

[weak osprey]

jerk ma balls

[boreal path]

lmao

goteem

[sullen wedge]

por favor usually is simply slanged for please

[weak osprey]

please speed I need this

por favor speed I need this

[fickle trout]

my mom is kind of homeless

[weak osprey]

I live with my dad

[sullen wedge]

want to talk about it?

[fickle trout]

please rat i need this

[sullen wedge]

?

[fickle trout]

nvm its a jokle

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[weak osprey]

he needs you he says

[buoyant ravine]

that knight was annoying to deal with and my teamates died because they wont fucking move

[weak osprey]

blud needs to take his pills

[sullen wedge]

judt kinda cat slapped a man to death

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lsSsDy4eZb8axcaNR?invite=cr-MSxJUjIsMTk0MDc0NTM3&v=30

[hollow pond]

Beheaded chicken

[weak osprey]

We do NOT want headless cocks here

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270154987292590091/InShot_20240805_175440210-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[mental kelp]

absolute peak in progress

[weak osprey]

[mental kelp]

seems to be no gif of it but imagine te announcer from arch rivals, "more to come..."

[sullen wedge]

what this?

[mental kelp]

haf swor guide

meister johanns liechtenawers kunste zu ritterlicher fechtens

[buoyant ravine]

im just a natural badass

[keen flint]

Where can I ask questions about the game's future improvement plan?

[sullen wedge]

ist un German?

[mental kelp]

written in english but german title ofr tthe immersion

[keen flint]

No, I'm not German, I'm Ukrainian, and I don't speak English well.

[sullen wedge]

Mist, ich hatte gehofft, es wäre Deutsch.

[sullen wedge]

you can ask me for lessons in dms

[keen flint]

sorry

[sullen wedge]

#1047240101152960525 ^~^

[keen flint]

Thank you

[buoyant ravine]

no wonder he died id be dead too

[buoyant ravine]

i stabbed him in his Willie Jr. and died

[young sentinel]

TF is this

[weak osprey]

He’s tryna scratch his face

[young sentinel]

Yeah, he got it, look at his relief:

[elfin plover]

bro has reached the forbidden Full Sword.

[young sentinel]

Guys, their gonna kiss

https://tenor.com/view/passionate-kiss-kiss-deep-kiss-makeout-kissing-couple-gif-2177079769624186264

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/flo-and-eddie-mothers-of-invention-frank-zappa-hopping-on-vc-hop-on-vc-gif-17809777836891853109

[weak osprey]

😍

[hallow gull]

yo jingaling is there a way to kick or dodge or are the guild things just a lie

[vital perch]

hold shift and tap any of the movement keys, notice how your character dashes

[hallow gull]

ohhhhhhhhh

what about the kick

[vital perch]

space

[hallow gull]

ok jadical

[young sentinel]

Willie Simson

[elfin plover]

https://tenor.com/view/engulfed-by-light-final-fantasy-final-fantasy-xiv-final-fantasy-14-ffxiv-gif-5741464473288997963

Willie about to meet his creator.

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[elfin plover]

RE4 Leon death noise

[weak osprey]

Re4 remake version is jus goofy

In terms of the death sound

[whole marsh]

wish we had sabres, would be cool to experience the pre-nerf swords

[glass yacht]

why do one handed spears feel so unwieldy

it feels right to use them with a shield

but they basically dont work

[limber imp]

its never that serious

[molten sand]

cant even do the last level

keeps crashing'

'fatal error'

[vital perch]

turn off blood

it's the main cause of crashing

gore is fine to stay

[hollow valley]

You can re-create that crash in the regular sandbox modes too. If you use the "destroy all willies" command (it removes them and makes them drop their stuff) there's a chance you get the fatal error.

with the half sword enhancer

[elfin plover]

or be like me and spawn a giant Willie on accident.
He falls from the heavens, screams, then nukes my game.

[molten sand]

okay

[molten sand]

turns out the baron is trash

the armour is so slow

and the weapons are trash

[vital perch]

the drip tho 😫

[elfin plover]

idk, that greatsword he has got me speaking disfunctionally.

[sharp pier]

how do i make it blue

[young sentinel]

🏔️

[weak osprey]

gymnast willie

[coarse elm]

the devs should really work on fixing the fucking physics instead of adding new props nobody asked for

[coarse elm]

i've lost count of how many times i've died in abyss because an invisible force decided to drag me across the map in one direction and onto the ground

[weak osprey]

team work makes the dream work fuckers

[grave pier]

Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker

[keen dock]

are the people who make the props the same people who work on the game's physics?

people used to say this about PUBG

"instead of releasing new cosmetics, Bluehole should just unbug this fucky piece of shit"

as if every member of the dev team is spending most of their time designing clothes, i.e., as if they have no division of labor

i'm not following this game's developmeng closely, but i've gleaned from announcements that there's various people working on different aspects of the game

for example

[kindred pelican]

any tips to become better

[unreal flax]

non ironacly i started doing historical accurate techniques and ngl actually got results

but ofc the whole swing like a monkey always works

also i keep having a fatal error while doing the last arena area

after doing like the fourht wave it always causes the fatal error and idk how to fix it

[tight isle]

i am so fucking mad i didnt record

willie got contorted like a pretzel and axe kicked the other mf

[coarse jolt]

"Wrestling" on the ground with a dagger is a different type of fun

[royal arch]

So excited for Fullsword tonight 🙏

[idle crane]

You are entirely correct

[tight isle]

turn off blood

[unreal flax]

yeah i did and i think it fixed it

havent reached that wave yet

its caused by a sever syndrome of skillus issus

[cunning aspen]

Wow, voulge can blunt damage

Jeez I just defeat enemy with one voulge slice and cut his head off with another one. That was amazing

[mild zinc]

I find it amusing that that image is a somewhat accurate representation of how people removed kidney stones back then.

[cunning aspen]

Oh damn forgot my nickname was changed

Damn I love voulge now

[jolly gorge]

Is the game still planned to release this year?

[weak osprey]

amazing trick

[sturdy jolt]

Every aspect of the game will be improved in early access

Is this confirmed?

[idle crane]

no. someone made a fake image saying the release date was december 8th 2026. The release date is unannounced. Release window is anytime from now to december 31st 2025

[sharp pier]

its really good just swing behind them then bring it in so it hits them in back of neck

[weak osprey]

the nasty one who did it was sov

[sturdy jolt]

I need it

[idle crane]

Did sov make the image or just spread it?

[weak osprey]

sov made the image, and then jus sent it

idk if it spread

I hope it dont

[sharp pier]

will random enemies have crossbows or do we not know yet?

[idle crane]

most likely

[sharp pier]

😭

i guess just zigzag strafe and then bait their shot

[sturdy jolt]

I'm sure they will

[sharp pier]

will be cool to use but really hard i bet

[sturdy jolt]

We saw footage of it, it definitely does look hard to use

[sharp pier]

i bet it just punctures any armour tho

[sturdy jolt]

I doubt it, that would be op

[sturdy jolt]

I rewatched the footage. Sometimes it's not even strong enough to pierce their head if you don't get the angle right

[dense crown]

when the game comes out ???

[sturdy jolt]

It comes out by the end of the year, so pretty soon

Idk why he's saying 2026

[dense crown]

okey thx

[celest spire]

I- uh, wat.

[hazy spear]

hii, when i can play iwth my friends?

[weak osprey]

Never

[hazy spear]

when it is?

uhh

it will cost money?

how much?

[twilit escarp]

I gave willie the goddamn business with my elbow

[sturdy jolt]

15-20 dollars most likely. The devs said they want to follow in the steps of games like REPO and Silksong

[echo cloud]

Teach me please brocheta

[sturdy jolt]

This guy just likes spreading misinformation

We will have the game some time in the next couple months

[echo cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-lying-wong-gif-5558347777370316415

[sturdy jolt]

Maybe we will get an update December 8 2026

[hazy spear]

so on 8 december i can play with my friends?

[sturdy jolt]

Sometime in the next couple monts

months

[sharp pier]

oh so i guess its only good against padded armour like the commoner boss, but it will be later on in the gauntlet so it might just be useless

[sturdy jolt]

There will actually be different types of arrows

There are armor piercing arrows

[sharp pier]

oh nice

[weak osprey]

Can we attach a big ass rock to a bow and fire it at a willie

[sturdy jolt]

They're adding explosives too

Explosive arrows?

[weak osprey]

Can we strip a willie with bombs and use him

[sturdy jolt]

I'm sure we'll be able to do all sorts of fun things with bows when early access gets modded

[twilit escarp]

absolutely violent fence knock out

[sturdy jolt]

I really hope early access release this month and not next month

[hazy spear]

me too

this game its so fun

[sturdy jolt]

Any day now we could just randomly get pinged in announcements and start playing. Exciting times

[hazy spear]

with friends more fun

[twilit escarp]

I'm getting good at this

[rapid pond]

Yea they are adding armor piercing fin stabilised discarging sabot high explosive anti tank high explosive ballistic capped arrows

[sturdy jolt]

Anti tank in 15th century

Tanks in halfsword confirmed?

[rapid pond]

I mean whats so different between an m1 abrams of current time and a knight of the past time

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah true

What specifically about the update are you all most excited about?

[weak osprey]

Gore

[sturdy jolt]

For me it's the improvements to the body physics and new body types

[signal wedge]

What a cute pfp

[sturdy jolt]

I know

Her name is Pumpkin

[signal wedge]

Thats adorable

[jolly gorge]

why do i always get a fatal error

and my game crashes

press x

[twilit escarp]

I may have gotten carried away.

[fierce wedge]

just because what you think has happened has happened then what has

[jolly gorge]

top 10 english moments

[sturdy jolt]

Are you using dx12?

[jolly gorge]

no idea,

idk what that even means

[sturdy jolt]

In options>display there is a DirectX setting

If it's set to DX12 the game will look a lot better but be significantly less stable

[jolly gorge]

oh ye it is

[weak osprey]

What the fuck is going on here

[odd raptor]

is the new body types thing something thats confirmed

because if so thats gonna be cool

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah there are different characters

It's not just Willie

[odd raptor]

oh

i thought you meant like

build

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah there's that too

[odd raptor]

muscles

[sturdy jolt]

I remember seeing sliders

Where you could change your proportions, kinda like exanima

[odd raptor]

itd be cool if muscles would have an actual impact on gameplay too

[sturdy jolt]

WIth this game, no way they don't

[odd raptor]

like better at swinging heavier blunt weapons as a stronger build

[jolly gorge]

ye

also i sent a video in game footage and

i have no idea how that even happened

i dont think i ever lost a bravestand

until rn

[hazy spear]

i can play this game VR ?

[signal wedge]

you can not play the game VR

[coarse jolt]

That hook on the bill will always be my favorite thing

[weak osprey]

What is Don Quixote doing here

[jolly gorge]

yo how can u send vids here

[coarse jolt]

I am John Halfsword

[jolly gorge]

oh ok im just me

im skyler white

[whole marsh]

Grr long arms user

[odd raptor]

MANAGER ESQUIRE!

[whole marsh]

I wish we had more shields in commoner tier so you could actually beat the boss

Buckler aint gonna cut it

and the stilleto cant catch a fucking greatsword

[valid smelt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lsZOgQKHdJtejwpFq?invite=cr-MSxxaW4sMjA3Mjk3NDEw&v=8

[whole marsh]

pwned

[coarse jolt]

Bask in my longarm greatness

[whole marsh]

i live and die by the arming sword with pavise

[jolly gorge]

mace is better

[coarse jolt]

Polearm + dagger + mace is my baby

[whole marsh]

I like the crunch but two handing is better

[jolly gorge]

nah, literally mace is easy

just swing for their arm

and then they cant do anything

[whole marsh]

I dislike one handing maces, padded clothes make them even weaker

two handing a long mace is the shit

[jolly gorge]

but if you hit them enough it will still break their arm

[whole marsh]

i like oomph that two handing has

[jolly gorge]

or tbh

i just get the sword and like idk how to say it

[whole marsh]

even if i don't have protection of pavise

[jolly gorge]

right click so im holding botgh

like i hold the blade and handle

and just try hit them in the neck tbh