halfsword-chat-⚔

[small cairn]

that youtubers dead now tho, very nostalgic swedish youtuber watched him like all my life

cancer brutally killed him

small updates leading up to big ones are the most fun buildups

i dont care if they added like one new type of sword per week or so

it would still make the wait more bearable

[weak osprey]

TABS is hella nostalgik

I watched videos of epik fights in tabs back then

Also was hyped for when they were going to add custom maps or something

[small cairn]

the best update tabs ever made

was unit and map creator

[weak osprey]

Hell yes

[small cairn]

no actually

it wasnt

it was the very change that happened in the start of EA

[weak osprey]

I used to create my own custom units when an update came for that shi

[small cairn]

EVERYTHING changed after that

tabs earliest stage

stage before early access

neon update

EA start

see how everything changed?

shaders

everything

[weak osprey]

I still remember ts map

[small cairn]

tribal 1

its still in the game

ofcourse

[supple ember]

Hey guys! I just wanted to drop in here and remind yall that HS7 voting will be closing tomorrow. If you want to vote, head to #1433564192799064094 and check the pinned messages for what the hs7 is all about and how voting works.

Remember. See red? Vote Bread!

[weak osprey]

And also I remember some random ass character found in-game thats immortal and hella immortal with dark shi and tentacles

[small cairn]

Hs7?

[small cairn]

yeah hes present currently and was before EA too but worked diffrently

dark peasant

[supple ember]

Head to the thread and check the pinned messages! It’ll tell you all about it and how voting works

Vote fizzle to 🙏

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/vader-oh-stop-it-gif-7255011527769891196

[weak osprey]

Yes finally thats the name

[small cairn]

yeah he had 3 stages

first he walked on the ground and impaled everything that came close

then he could fly and sucked everything into himself iirc by manipulation

[weak osprey]

Any unit I chose was powerless against him back then

[small cairn]

and in EA and forward he can now shoot dark magic that oneshots just about anything, he has hands all around him that catch absolutely every projectile shot at him, it is completely impossible to hit him i hve tried

he can use his hands to pick up units and slam them to the ground

and if units came close he would push his hands outwards and push them away

[small cairn]

yeah before EA nothing was stronger but after EA the super peasant became capable of killing him

he swipes the floor with dark in like 3 seconds

[weak osprey]

I forgor this part of the server is only half sword based conversation

So we gotta stop before mods get angy

[small cairn]

we can move to another channel if u want

[weak osprey]

No thanks im nearing sleep

[small cairn]

xD alright

glad to speak to other tabs lovers

[vital perch]

vote for me aswell

[hasty blade]

Helo frank!!!!! hope you enjoy this server welcome to da server

[sleek gull]

Vote Fizzlepop531

[supple ember]

[young sentinel]

Kinda reminds me of this

[jolly gorge]

yo im actually so bad at the game after 20 hrs playtime i havent adapted one bit if you have any ball knowledge pls lmk

sometimes i die and feel like its not even my fault they accidentally stabbed my shin while stumbling over

[sleek gull]

I'm happy to help. But it would be best if we can see an example of how you play.

Can you post a clip in the Game-Footage channel?

[jolly gorge]

Okay ill try to take some

[true onyx]

bro the commoner boss is so tuff

ngl

[true onyx]

what the actual

fuck

[small cairn]

man im so terrible at blocking blows to the body

any tips?

[wild radish]

i like when they run out of options

[true onyx]

damn...

deserved it tho

[wild radish]

dead planconeers

[small cairn]

teached him a lesson for u

[true onyx]

ty bro

[small cairn]

heres his face

[true onyx]

😭 😭

[small cairn]

bro willies reaction to everything is just 🗿

[true onyx]

fr

[young sentinel]

"Let me tell you a scary story around the campfire" Ahh Willie

[small cairn]

LOL

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

[hasty blade]

the fear in his face 😭

[wild radish]

playing with my son

[tardy venture]

Do you think they're gonna announce the EA release or just drop it?

[young sentinel]

Last thing your gonna see before you die:

[young sentinel]

I can't find his dih🥀

[round stone]

Hello people

I like using the environment

[lost bison]

Knocked willy out with the fence yesterday I agree, very satisfying

[round stone]

We'll have so many other things in ea

[round stone]

Trees, tables, pillars

[lost bison]

I can't fuckin wait

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27002424

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/xingxing-monkey-xingxingsmiling-gif-17556337012429986974

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/ceiling-fan-fail-gif-25769132

[wild radish]

trying to knock a guy out so i can cut off all his limbs and see how he responds but i keep breaking their necks on accident

[round stone]

Oops, didn't edit the clip

Be right back

[mental kelp]

how hard is it to just not get a warn 😭

[round stone]

There you go. Going bare handed agaisnt Pitch fork user

[lost bison]

Crisp dodge, I like that

[round stone]

It's all about the flick of the mouse 🌹 ✨

[young sentinel]

We traded weapons...

[lost bison]

I assume u have lock-on off?

[round stone]

I'd say somewhere around the middle

[lost bison]

Ah I see

I hope they change how the locking system works in EA, I kind of have to fight it to do precise movements with 2handed weaps

But having it off makes it annoying to track willys

[wild radish]

u got scammed

[young sentinel]

Not for long...

[round stone]

LMAO

One handed Axe Vs Pitchfork

[sand herald]

Very close dodge

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/swing-and-a-miss-pinata-bad-aim-swinging-fail-gif-15155224

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/konoha-reppu-rock-lee-naruto-leaf-whirlwind-rock-lee-vs-sasuke-gif-23987940

Sickle Vs Pitchfork

[young sentinel]

Guys, i think something is wrong with Willie's arm:

https://tenor.com/view/woody-arm-woody-toy-story-gif-13984228

[wild radish]

why were you feeling your way around like a blind dude

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/mouxy-cotorep-aveugle-debile-esquiver-gif-20546128

[young sentinel]

Average Windsnake fight:

[young sentinel]

Why is this your half sword map?:

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-tesseract-dimension-space-wormhole-gif-8052060262082460068

Breastfeeding little baby👶

[river otter]

i just got rid of me bully yippieeeeeee not bad way tho

[sand herald]

💥

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[jagged stream]

genuinely how am i supposed to kill someone with a pitchfork while having a knife

[sleek gull]

Dodge. Move in. Stab

[jagged stream]

but i cant dodge it

i can move left and right

[sleek gull]

It can be done. Keep trying

[jagged stream]

but he keeps his pitchfork where im standing

so far i have only managed by a stroke of luck

[sleek gull]

I'll need to watch a clip to better understand your situation.

[jagged stream]

idk how to record my screen im in the ultimate challange and sometimes in the beginning i get matched up with a guy with a pitchfor

[young sentinel]

Guys, i officially present to you guys, The Williemobile:

[sleek gull]

Well. it did say it is the Ultimate Challenge ; )

[jagged stream]

yes it did haha

i beat it once but i had the least damage input possible and most output possible

now its normal and i have been trying for days

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/error-windows-gif-638673492462470455

Goated song your listening to

[jagged stream]

is there an included camera mode

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-floyd-the-wall-hammers-marching-movie-animation-gif-11652769683624584340

[vital perch]

@sand herald better take notes

[opaque creek]

I would need adderall to move like John

[sand herald]

Clip from weeks ago

[lofty pawn]

I thought this was a whole game, I didnt realise it was just a demo lol

[desert finch]

i just hope my garbage ass pc can run the full game when it comes out

[opaque creek]

Most of us with poor specs will be certified duelists on release

Whatever other mode there is apart from duels is going to destroy my cpu if gauntlet gave me problems.

[unkempt pivot]

EA in 4mn!

[inner talon]

nawh bro idk what taking em so long

shits definitely ready

[unkempt pivot]

It's Friday, it's the perfect time

[hasty jetty]

Only 6 more days left

[opaque creek]

time zones 🤓

[hasty jetty]

Seriously less than a week left

[unkempt pivot]

If they release the EA in the middle of the week, I'm going to crush my balls with a Pierre

[desert finch]

i love greg

[opaque creek]

We should delay the update. We need to make sure everything is working properly.

[hasty jetty]

Or we get it now

[desert finch]

fr, make sure everything runs well, dont want a rushed development

[sullen wedge]

streamin in the vc

[sullen wedge]

argh instant death

[sullen wedge]

what is that wheel you brought up

[desert finch]

how do i check what level i am?

a mf just wants to watch people stream in vcs

[vital perch]

#stat-rank-check

[sullen wedge]

oh yeah that

[vital perch]

type /rank

[sullen wedge]

just talk more

but if you spam the bot gets angry

[round stone]

HAHAHAHA

[opaque creek]

Holding R

[sullen wedge]

right i mean what is its purpose

[opaque creek]

It’s redundant usually

For switching to particular weapons

[sullen wedge]

also join tavern and ill see if i can stream there

you can use more than one?

[opaque creek]

Which you would just use q or e for

[sullen wedge]

(as in store one?)

[opaque creek]

Yeah

[shell bronze]

let's delay early access like what happened to gta 6

[opaque creek]

For longer format game modes

[sullen wedge]

how do i store a weaponb?

[opaque creek]

GTA euphoria engine should count its days

We have half sword on the horizon

[opaque creek]

Hold the q or e button to correspond with whatever you’re holding

[sullen wedge]

@vital perch am i bothering you or something?

[sullen wedge]

neat

[vital perch]

no

[sullen wedge]

also i wish i could helpo the other guy apparently i cant stream in tavern

which sucks

[desert finch]

L momentum

ill get my level up eventually

is it 1 xp per message?

[opaque creek]

You just have to say a bunch of bullshit

[hasty jetty]

If you spam the chats the mods will applaud

[opaque creek]

For long enough

[desert finch]

im going to stick a spoon in the commoner bosses foot

that dude can lick some windows

[round stone]

It totally looks like that

[sullen wedge]

bro i sck at this game

[round stone]

Let's call it a new technique (?)

[sullen wedge]

autumn in here silently cheering for mew totally

[round stone]

Upload videos of you sucking (at this game)

So we can feedback your sucking

[hasty jetty]

I'd like to see!

[round stone]

Clippy wants to see 🌹

[sullen wedge]

gettin the cvlips now

i just died in spoilance in a strange way

peopl keep joinin then immedeately leaving

[hasty jetty]

Honestly so many peoples clips on this discord is of people sucking

[opal marsh]

why will it not let me download halfsword tech demo?

[hasty jetty]

A whole suck party going on

[round stone]

Tried to reach for a weapon and smacked your head on the border?

[sullen wedge]

nope but ive done that

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lsEBmVlIGBtff7rUI?invite=cr-MSx1TDcsMTk0MDc0NTM3

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lsEByhiRWEeDi2TRb?invite=cr-MSw3Y0osMTk0MDc0NTM3&v=30

[opaque creek]

The highest level of dying is kicking the fence and falling on the back of your head

[round stone]

Anything but letting go 🥀

[round stone]

Banana peel ahh

[sullen wedge]

please spare my life
THEN GET THE FUCK OFF ME AND I WILL

[opaque creek]

Based playing without lock on

Oh nvm

[opal marsh]

when will the tech demo be avilable in uk

[shell bronze]

on god

[sour galleon]

welp... that was close!

[shell bronze]

only elite/nodam clips allowed in this server

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435051415096791181/FAC5EB1.MP4?ex=690f2c87&is=690ddb07&hm=8711f178c1932b6a538ab0dccc3648ba0f9aa905919e3ca57d9093b88bbd7fd3&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434078280796864512/54F3DB1.MP4?ex=690eedfa&is=690d9c7a&hm=6a85405da2893c2cbba512ec796a8518753a861ae6c9bf71794e2b6272aa19dc&

[sullen wedge]

why are you playing in sans great hall

when dopes the skeletong inform you of your sins

also thanks to the advice of others i am now less annoying 🎉

genuinely enjoying meeting the community though

bacon exploded my ear holes

[vital perch]

[glossy wraith]

just gotta say they really did something special with halfsword amazing idea amazing execution and the damn thing isnt even out yet

[sullen wedge]

i will become a decent person with normal social skills thanks to the half sword community realk

and definetly NOT autistic

(more)

[sullen wedge]

correct

[glossy wraith]

i really want all the best for everyone involved in making this golden goose egg of a game

[sullen wedge]

dude the clip stopped loading for me right as you bonked him

and now i kinda wanna edit it to do taht

[vital perch]

too muc haura

[sullen wedge]

i wonder if the rot filter catches jerma

it doesnt

does it catch sus

no

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434385846160855090/poleaxe_circulation_3.mp4?ex=690f63ab&is=690e122b&hm=8050a5220efbda39eaf19cde8b8729459f60390bf6e362f2db9e0d5c93f7d9a4&

[vital perch]

can someone quickly tell me what were those in order?

[sullen wedge]

pheonix three polarms polearms and lions and a lion

[deep shale]

cool, lame, lame, cool

[sullen wedge]

(i think ones britonnia)

[vital perch]

i meant the names silly goose

[sullen wedge]

can i reply to dyno or do i just kinda, go about it?

its already gone

[soft osprey]

If you have any problems with a warning you can open a #modmail

[deep shale]

HRE, France, England, and Bohemia

[soft osprey]

You cant respond to dyno only You can see it

[sullen wedge]

no no i deserved it absolutely

i just fixed the issue

[leaden vector]

Hey, does anyone else have the issue of randomly having weird ground collisions? For instance my feet will randomly not be touching the ground while standing still or walking, which causes me to fall

[sullen wedge]

I keep forgetting youre a mod lol

fixed it already

[storm prairie]

OPEN THE GATES!!

[tough yew]

A Pierre le fou?

[steep wharf]

Willie got some debt to pay

[unkempt pivot]

Yup

[deep shale]

if the game releases
i will stop playing this other game

[steep wharf]

please don't be For Honor please

[deep shale]

"oh boy i cant wait to stop playing powerwash simulator"

save me, devs

[amber ingot]

your profile picture is horrifying lmao

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1433366192885600266/1525801.MP4?ex=690ef9cb&is=690da84b&hm=768f036d5155c57f2b34d11d835f6106e2a9f00e8e7e1d7cc421dcb605bfd622&

[unkempt pivot]

In case you didn't know:

[deep shale]

the pioneers used to ride these bad boys for miles

[steep wharf]

I be digging in Willie for real

[unkempt pivot]

This is an image of the Doomguy that I modified
I was having fun "mixing" different "faces", and at some point, it resulted in this result

It's kind of become a meme, this face even has a name: Beubeu

Hope we'll be able to use custom faces in the full version of the game...

[leaden vector]

Thanks, I’ll try that when I get a chance

[sullen wedge]

Cyclops guy

[unkempt pivot]

Yes, I suspected as much, would definitely need to recreate a model

[vital perch]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1436429378224652471

@shell bronze

[split pewter]

do @hasty raven say smth about when the full game is releesing [my english is not good]

or how much is gonna be

[soft osprey]

Language barrier so im not mad at you but please dont ping the dev team 🙏
Price is still to be determined, and early access releases before the end of the year

[lunar sapphire]

range might be like 20-30

[lunar sapphire]

Q4 most likely so either in late November or December not sure

[plain token]

Guys am I hot or am I cool

[split pewter]

oh okey im srry

[soft osprey]

Oh wow thanks for repeating that 😡

[lunar sapphire]

hey buddy

[sleek gull]

54 More days until release!

[rapid pond]

Just powered my desktop and played half sword at max graphism for the first time

Boy im happy

[languid trail]

Would you say you were...

Thankful?

[heavy valve]

does the old demo still run

[small glen]

I am so sorry, I was at work dude ):

I was just showing my parrying skillz off with the Longsword

[opal marsh]

in the old demo it was so hard to swing with mouse is it still hard..?

[rapid pond]

Very.

[storm prairie]

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!

[sullen wedge]

@split pewter native tongue?

[spare crater]

Any advice for stabbing with one handed weapons like sword or knife

[sullen wedge]

Thrust by double clicking assigned hand

[spare crater]

There are so many times where I'm holding alt and have the weapon in the correct stance and just end up hitting nothing

[small glen]

Oh wow thanks for repeating that 😡

[sullen wedge]

Furthermore with how this game handles stabbings I've learned giving a little wiggle up and down. Before impact usually lands me the stab whereas straight and running just noodles my arm

[sullen wedge]

Don't hold alt. Literally left quick twice and hold down left click

Then run at em

[spare crater]

Ooooh okay thank you, I'm going to try that!!

[sleek gull]

I exclusively hold Alt. It works well enough

[sullen wedge]

Do a little wiggle and stab

[spare crater]

I figured I was doing something wrong just didn't know what

[sullen wedge]

MY way is the wrong way

But it works for me

Might work for you

Mwah 💋

Now go gain knowledge

[spare crater]

LOL fair enough I'll give it a shot, I appreciate it my liege

[sullen wedge]

No problem ^~^

I enjoy helping where I can with what little knowledge I have

I want to truly learn the physics engine and other quirk

[sleek gull]

Alt

[sullen wedge]

Such as what bones are actually bones etc
So far I've got
Arms
Legs
Neck

[sullen wedge]

So left alt is a quick thrust forward

[small glen]

The best thing about alt stab is the fact you can turn it into a swing

If your sword or whatever is on the far left or right

And you hold alt while moving the mouse forward it'll do a wide swing

[sullen wedge]

I have decided the theme for most of my clips

Unless I'm actually just listening to music I have a whole idea setup

It's goofy

[sleek gull]

It isn't any different. I just don't hold Alt long, I only press it to thrust, and I let go after the sword extends. That way Im not left wide open fully extended.

[split pewter]

Bulgarian 🇧🇬

[sullen wedge]

Добре дошли в общността на Half Sword! Ако имате въпроси по английски (както по отношение на въпросите за езика), съм готов да давам уроци, когато имам време.

^~^ just keep in mind timezone differences

[spare crater]

Game changer btw

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433341333275152384/3A8F621.MP4?ex=690f8b64&is=690e39e4&hm=9c304917deb758f22837ccb82c13f1f6cd2093571cafdbadee5699f14078e590&

[split pewter]

Okey thats crazy thanks

[shell bronze]

english in MY half sword chat?

[sullen wedge]

Just remember when I get off work it's midnight for me
<t:1762579800:t> for you

[small glen]

Clueless

[sleek gull]

LOL Willie rage quit

[small glen]

Wassup

[silent warren]

When will half sword release?

[sullen wedge]

When it releases

[silent warren]

I see

so the 2025 is fake info?

[shell bronze]

wsg

[sullen wedge]

No official date but planned Q4 2025 if I under stand

[split pewter]

Okey but 07:30 or 17:30?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1434410433233555591/36C7071.MP4?ex=690f7a91&is=690e2911&hm=8e30166e5ae8c5ba629a70b0cca7a0cfcaa2645ed5d40563a1a81a28ab1f6c50&

[sullen wedge]

Therefore while no release date has been stated the assumption is before 2026

[sullen wedge]

Well right now is it before of after noon for you

Military also an acceptable answer

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429669821645328394/15B1A31.MP4?ex=690f5f07&is=690e0d87&hm=f27508cda91d2f3fb187c0d426532c9802e6f2f0061177f0d5f9f76fa0da88f5&

[split pewter]

Ammm right now is 21:47 for me

[signal quartz]

do you live in romania?

[split pewter]

In Bulgaria

[sullen wedge]

So 9;47 pm

Alright

[split pewter]

Yes

[signal quartz]

i have a bulgarian friend

[split pewter]

Nice

[sullen wedge]

Off work time for me is around 8 am for you

Remember to do your wrist stretches y'all

And a full set of stretches every 3 hours

[small glen]

I am back to using sword full time

Having fun with the Longsword and bastard sword

[sullen wedge]

I love gaming addiction as much as every one else but carpel is bad

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434074810366820422/419A941.MP4?ex=690f937e&is=690e41fe&hm=2a03b20984c3a0c349ef460ea8ebaebe56a58f5ef804724e57dce3e4609c890c&

[small glen]

I have playing games for about like 15 years

[split pewter]

What is carpel because the translater says carpel just in my language?

[crystal fulcrum]

this game is amazing and should be 1v1 online it will be insane

[small glen]

I never once had carpel tunnel

[shell bronze]

my left hand is irreversibly damaged from 3 years of osu in middle school so this is true

[sullen wedge]

Carpel tunnel syndrome

[split pewter]

Thanks

[sullen wedge]

Would you like tips and some stretches for help?

[spare crater]

Returning to let you know it was very helpful

[shell bronze]

nah it's fine

[spare crater]

My combat is so much smoother now, I'm running Willie's through like a proper swordsman now

[small glen]

I think you sent the wrong clip

[sullen wedge]

They be playing geoguesser

Also you nerds it's polsk @vital perch

[sleek gull]

1 minute 22 seconds of rage baiting Willie

[sullen wedge]

@vital perch have you considered your in Verdendanak

[spare crater]

https://tenor.com/view/tpb-ricky-trailer-park-boys-rocket-appliances-gif-24730234

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433344955254046741/3543E41.MP4?ex=690f8ec3&is=690e3d43&hm=4657ff708b9ea49d4c3f86dddd65131b1adbcba3fbba855f01b0d463fcf8d820&

[sullen wedge]

Bed fail

[jovial knoll]

whats up with weapons in boxes killing me in abyss mode

[spare crater]

Yep 😭

[sullen wedge]

Do elaborate

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432646006239137873/1B0FAC1.MP4?ex=690efe11&is=690dac91&hm=982445f611d79c9481ec853dc0635fb817df0606f7af98369a13e24f8ace5b49&

[small glen]

No one rage baits willie harder than I do!!!

[shell bronze]

boy if you dont put that goofy ass high tier sword down and take that shield off

[jovial knoll]

i was doing an abyss run, i was doing pretty well, i took the long voulge from the veteran boss. Anyway, as i was running to a box to loot it, a longsword inside the box stabbed through my thigh and ended the run

stepping on weapons on the ground also sometimes does a considerable amount of damage

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433354399274500266/5E8C7A1.MP4?ex=690f978f&is=690e460f&hm=89e71fb235917d4006a889b1aaa0061d8a34e9d229389ad830d97b088ea4fd42&

[sullen wedge]

If. By any means you touched a pixel of the blade you died

[sullen wedge]

Because the slicing is not momentum based on its entirety. It's contact based

You can kill bosses by having them walk against a knife and slice their leg off

[jovial knoll]

it was so wild, it actively went into my leg until it hit the hilt

[sullen wedge]

Several of my clips end in me or a boss "slipping" on a weapon and then bisecting

[sleek gull]

Vote Fizzlepop531 - HS7 2026

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429326209568870491/7407C91.MP4?ex=690f7083&is=690e1f03&hm=b14e7a6cb3343836f87378e752589acdd943c09adf8ccbd639da8143584073ab&

[sullen wedge]

Also sometimes weapons be doing gmod stuff and flailing due to gravity shenanigans

So that could've got ya

That explanation help any)

[jovial knoll]

definitely helped

a very frustrating random encounter

[sullen wedge]

A moment to explain what I mean by slipping

[small glen]

The longsword?

[sullen wedge]

See here for s weapon slipping against a boss and obliteratkmg him

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432493556920094750/51194D1.MP4?ex=690f18d6&is=690dc756&hm=ca78bcd52b298eb8a36098808b2d7f0af021a54a21c51d4657261577e8533f75&

[small glen]

Or the bastard sword

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431813154177945660/ECF7881.MP4?ex=690f4229&is=690df0a9&hm=cf23ea713b5f4102b0217e39477ff1ef0c20e42845e5861eaf993cf1d7b78003&

[storm prairie]

is this the secret technique

[sullen wedge]

Another theory I have if anyone can explain is why DO bosses sometimes just boop a blade edge and disintegrate

[small dove]

half sword release this month?

[sullen wedge]

Someone ping me if they have anything

[small dove]

i was searching for what modteam to ping but nvm i guess

[small glen]

Idk why people crash out over the big shield so much

[sullen wedge]

See forwarded message

[small glen]

No!

Now i am not voting for you

[coarse jolt]

What mod do y'all use to select armor parts/save it?

[small dove]

there was one of those "image." bots

[small glen]

Enhancer and Ovrdrth

[small glen]

May i ask why people complain about the big shield on my back

[sleek gull]

I wouldn't be able to tell you. I don't hate it.

[small glen]

Like it's more of a nerf than it is something actively helping me

[sullen wedge]

TLDR December speculation

[small glen]

I can't see half of my body

[small glen]

And I am forced to be sideways to see anything

[sleek gull]

Maybe because it is a form of automatic protection?

[small glen]

They rarely hit it

And when they do hit it

[small glen]

Their strike just ignores it and keeps going

Making me get hit regardless

I have to actively turn to use it

Or turtle

[shell bronze]

(mental gymnastics on why he should be allowed to have a big shield and 2 high tier swords against commoners)

[astral crest]

anyone know

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431836172799311973/437CCE1.MP4?ex=690f5799&is=690e0619&hm=00131bdf3208a27f89d4717e142283a0e3e3bfa38951a740563169c632718f5c&

[small glen]

Eh

[sleek gull]

I can't say a word about high tier swords lol.

However! I did my time. I spent hundreds of hours using a basic loadout. I earned my gambison and T3 longsword.

[small glen]

Correct me if I am wrong

But all high tier swords are the same thing just visually different

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433357078264807555/5E2D521.MP4?ex=690f9a0d&is=690e488d&hm=7126adef9756d2c9d2ecc30b146f913272b4064e7bdce1387d007c06433a6371&

[sleek gull]

Different size and blade style options.

[small glen]

They quite literally all do the same thing until you reach the t5 and they are almost borderline useless

[shell bronze]

better handling too

better reach too

[versed wedge]

I really hope morning stars will be added

it would be so cool just to swing them

[sleek gull]

I think there is one already. A Mace with a ball head with spikes.

[silk veldt]

and hit yourself with it

[versed wedge]

I mean the one with a chain

flail

[sleek gull]

Ah! Rumor has it, that it is in the works

[small glen]

Rumor has it, it's actually the first new weapon!

Yeah it was confirmed in the stream iirc

In ea it will release

[versed wedge]

it's gonna be so fun

[sleek gull]

I try not to guarantee things lo. I don't want to be wrong

[small glen]

Handling? They all feel the same

And move the same

Reach? Yeah

[shell bronze]

then you're not goated enough to gauge the difference

do not speak to me regarding the art of the blade

[versed wedge]

me the second ea releases (as long as it's under 35$)

[small glen]

I think low tier longsword size changes significantly

[mental kelp]

as low as like 85, high as like 100cm

[sleek gull]

They don't. There are differences in movement between different lengths, width, and blade style (Fuller or no Fuller. )

[small glen]

I honestly think higher tier swords get worst and worst besides like 3

Some get so bulky they become almost unusable

[sleek gull]

I don't like the ones with a Fuller. Nor the ones whos width is the same as the grip, and like 60 inches long

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1409001381137875069/3A9E3D1.MP4?ex=690f538b&is=690e020b&hm=256a0559671d466633b7235a143cb356b636b161f83a29fb42c080b0ff31c504&

[opal marsh]

whens half sword tech demo avalible in uk i cant download it

[small glen]

Yeah the wide blade shit sucks ass

I only like it on smaller swords

Then it becomes fine

[sleek gull]

The one with t he brown grip is my preferred blade type.

[soft osprey]

If you can’t download the demo from steam, as in, you press download and nothing happens it is a steam issue

You’ll have to go through steam support if that’s the case

[opal marsh]

well when i clicked the link for it it said region locked and i press download and nothing happens so

[soft osprey]

It’s not region locked, half our mod team is from the uk lol

Go through steam support

[opal marsh]

dam lol

[soft osprey]

Or just search the game directly in the steam store

Epic games has it too

[sick echo]

ive seen people that grab onto the legs of willies and drop them, how do they do that?

[soft osprey]

#1244313050174197850

[opal marsh]

when im on steam store its the thing thats not working so ig i need steam support

[soft osprey]

Yeah Thats a steam support thing then. It comes up every now and then unfortunately

Or try epic game store

[tropic heron]

It's gonna release today!!

30 minutes!!

[signal wedge]

bad

[opal marsh]

is it?

[shy fog]

I got to much hype for this game

[soft osprey]

Jesse

[tropic heron]

Without a shadow of doubt

[opal marsh]

epic

[shy fog]

This game finna be game of the year for 2026

Then gta 6 gonna win 2027

[signal wedge]

hello old guard

[opal marsh]

👋

[shy fog]

New mod?

[soft osprey]

Old? Is that an age joke? Thats rich coming from a 57 year old

[signal wedge]

Yes

Previously known as Silly Head

[shy fog]

Interesting

I always be watching but I never type anymore

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/chopped-liver-gif-13030921

[signal wedge]

Seems to be the case with many tbh

There's this guy named Sir Moat on Eastern or something like that, dude sucks

[shy fog]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-gif-5935759059195122434

Bro I used to type in discord all the time

but Ive been here for like 3 years lots have changed

[signal wedge]

I certainly havent been here for three years but I've been hear for over one and I agree, even a year its changed exponentially

So many people stopped talking or left, or got banned...

[shy fog]

Yeah

[opal marsh]

finally downloading it 🙏

[harsh sonnet]

Dual wielding has so much aura, one on offense one just kinda sitting in the way

[coarse jolt]

Does the camera freeze up when you use the menu for you too? Enhancer

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432142393414651954/5C1E701.MP4?ex=690f234a&is=690dd1ca&hm=968197c13cfeb7df780d43c059f1bfb7c379fafb8f684bac71924222920f8fc9&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1402057836510580746/11CC161.mp4?ex=690f1d5d&is=690dcbdd&hm=f707c16236a343b24375b83374738a99d617edc2624a01ee3aa3d2d03d41f96a&

[cloud pasture]

we r gonna get half sword before gta 6 🌹 🔋

[signal wedge]

Yeah... yeah we are

[harsh sonnet]

Hooooly

I'm downloading the loadout editor cuz of this

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1412351044352217108/522DEC1.MP4?ex=690fa5a9&is=690e5429&hm=40b2e73fec8ae59a297c72ff9dcd613b10fad5453596ca3f04964dcb67911ba5&

[sick echo]

how do i make the game stop crashing

[cloud pasture]

happened to me, try to make sure nothing else is taking alot of memory by closing windows

[placid tree]

yo guys sry to bother but the game will come in 2025 as it says on the steam page? its almost 2026 lol in less than a month

[dense crown]

how to have such equipment

[opal marsh]

so after winning 3 fights as beggar how do u change

[dense crown]

?

[snow gulch]

Ever since I was a fish I've been swimming

[grave pier]

HSE and ovrdth (mods on nexus)

[dense crown]

thx

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431067205285449799/7608F51.MP4?ex=690f2e71&is=690ddcf1&hm=ade27bc4f7cf3a59cb6b1e9073a101dee8e3a23685e6d85bdcf3cd3374026bd2&

[urban jackal]

crazy

[polar sleet]

release the card

[sharp sky]

he looks shocked

[urban jackal]

shocked i killed him

what a loser he is!

[urban jackal]

if half sword had vr

i would go crazy

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/you-youre-your-yourself-straight-face-gif-11057592233215450327

[tender quest]

@wind charm deal with this guy, he is the ultimate evil

[latent moon]

really old clip but do people still use the spin speed glitch?

[nimble cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0F5V1GYrmo not sure if yall have heard of this person, but they do really cool realistic unscripted battles

a lot of them being medieval

[urban jackal]

ill check this out

looks cool.

there was one with a knight fighting a samurai

i never managed to see the full video, but realistically, yes

knights have stronger armour, swords

[nimble cypress]

yeah i love that one

[urban jackal]

katana are not supposed to be used in the battlefield anyway

wish more people knew

yes

it is pretty cool

i loved ghost of tsushima

when i hear the word samurai i think of bowmen and horses

naginata and duel wield katana

very nice

that yes

long swords are quite cool

know what beats them though?

a gun.

[humble iris]

wrong

[soft osprey]

If katanas can cut through six inches of solid steel like butter, surely a long sword can beat a gun

[shell bronze]

nippon steel folded 1000 time

[urban jackal]

the butter can cut through six inches of katana like solid steel

[steep wharf]

Making him beg

[small glen]

my game is being hella buggy tf

or at least the physics

[latent moon]

way better clip for the glitch

[dense crown]

i love this game

[vital perch]

ja też

[dense crown]

[small glen]

tf is this bug

[vital perch]

@sleek gull @wind charm

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1426473051268059249/7655411.MP4?ex=690f9b4e&is=690e49ce&hm=dbfd07d3bec26f0827ef2cee1be1f2bf5408cc1165c21b0b5aee21c92e67d97f&

[small glen]

sword moment

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433668074887839885/7564B11.MP4?ex=690f6a31&is=690e18b1&hm=2194818942244e175547c9817e6d95b0b6f1d30035cfafe8635e14e1ffb0dac8&

[small glen]

alright then.

[near garnet]

FATALITY

[sullen wedge]

Yeowch

[crystal fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/bU23J.gif

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[light stirrup]

Best weapon in the game

[vital perch]

what a nice hit chain

[rotund mesa]

is the guy who wants to smash his balls with a rock on discord or does he stay on reddit only

[light stirrup]

I just got jumpscared by Willie booty

[jolly gorge]

Hi, what's a damage setting where you don't get sliced in half with a light sword tap and you also don't survive with a spear in your head?

I'd like something more realistic

[vital perch]

gore 25%
damage to NPC 66%
damage to player 33%

consider it easy mode

[jolly gorge]

Nah I'm fine with taking the same damage, as long as limbs don't fly off with spits

[vital perch]

then just set gore to 25%

[jolly gorge]

Both 66%?

[reef sandal]

When you finally get farther than you've ever gotten and then you get an error message that halfsword has experienced a fatal error and shuts down 🙁

[vital perch]

turn off blood , it's the main cause of crashes

[reef sandal]

🙁

[vital perch]

either you play with crashes or you turn off blood

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[last totem]

spawn bug!

[fierce wedge]

bugaeah

[analog zenith]

my youtube was open

fuck ass cunts will never try me again

did he deserve this

[nimble cypress]

how the freak did i even do that

ignore the 10 seconds of nothinga t the end i really couldnt have been bothered to trim it down

[coarse elm]

when the fuck are they gonna fix sharp weapons behaving like literal lightsabers, eviscerating limbs at the slightest touch regardless of momentum

[soft osprey]

Reddit

[nimble cypress]

you can see me turn the damage down

[vital perch]

just turn down gore

[dull iron]

willie needed to be shaved

[upper urchin]

https://gyazo.com/b47f11e99130d4b69db07104bacbb3e1

ate that shi

[celest lark]

quick question, im new to the server but is there anyone that knows what the release date is or if its gonna be released in 2025?

[nimble cypress]

oh my god

does nobody read faq's anymore

Q4 of 2025

[celest lark]

dude im not good at discord why u pressed, lol.

[nimble cypress]

weve known this

[dull iron]

no

[celest lark]

i didnt like i said im new

[nimble cypress]

because its like the first thing you see when you join the server

and the firs tthing you are told

[nimble cypress]

im not pressed im just a little annoyed that everyone is asking the same question

[celest lark]

idrk how to use discord that much lil dude calm, ur pussy.

[dull iron]

so, when is the game releasing?

[celest lark]

fr

[dull iron]

pls don't kill me

[nimble cypress]

idk if you think calling me "lil dude" is gonna piss me off but it is not lmaoo

[celest lark]

It wasnt meant to piss you off.

[dull iron]

#faq @celest lark

[nimble cypress]

gasp

hes getting serious guys

the nazi is getting serious

[dull iron]

what?

[celest lark]

Thanks for actually helping instead of crying like the other dude.❤️

[nimble cypress]

check his bio

[nimble cypress]

i did help yoi

i literally said "Q4 of 2025" loll

[dull iron]

oh

[nimble cypress]

oh wait

i can just ignore this guy

lmao

man i love having free will

[celest lark]

lol\

[dull iron]

idk anything about us politics but ok

[celest lark]

ig im a nazi for liking our president

[celest lark]

Lol calling me a nazi bc of what i like is lowkey crazy

[celest lark]

Thank you for helping

I ask a simple question and someones child yells at me lol

[nimble cypress]

holy dragging

[jolly gorge]

LOL

[nimble cypress]

it was 8 minutes ago

let it be

[jolly gorge]

Someone ban that dude

[nimble cypress]

please

[jolly gorge]

ASAP

[nimble cypress]

watch this

10$ says jhe spams slurs in my dms

oh wait

[signal wedge]

No politics talk.

Its in the rules.

[nimble cypress]

i cant pay you because you dont have your cashapp, AND venmo in your bio like SOMEBODY i know

[celest lark]

I didnt start it lol

[signal wedge]

I dont care

No politics talk for anybody, no mentions.

[celest lark]

yes master

[celest lark]

lol

[soft osprey]

Good choice of words

[storm prairie]

i will never go away

[soft osprey]

My fragile ego wouldnt be able to handle anything less

[steep wharf]

Willie getting it

[nimble cypress]

who are you

[soft osprey]

Thats @storm prairie

[celest lark]

lmao

[storm prairie]

i lean right and my username is czmk

😳

[steep wharf]

Lmao Master-Queef

[nimble cypress]

okay

[soft osprey]

Did you just say…right? Like POLITICS?!

[signal wedge]

I cannot believe you changed your name to that

[nimble cypress]

i mean im not gonna discuss politics

[celest lark]

lmfaoooo

[signal wedge]

Not anymore hopefully

[soft osprey]

I figured you’d appreciate it

[storm prairie]

cool

[signal wedge]

Got a good chuckle outta me

[nimble cypress]

i feel like im missing out on a joke here....

[signal wedge]

A little bit yeah

[soft osprey]

You had to be there

You just wouldnt get it

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-you-wouldn't-get-it-joker-joaquin-phoenix-gif-9462846787977715203

[modest venture]

@little verge when we getting updates ?

[wheat leaf]

Omg Jackin pheenix

[shell bronze]

don't ping management for unnecessary reasons like this

there is no information on update besides before 2026

[modest venture]

unnecessary ??? I've been playing this game before there was even blood in it ? i deserve a update bud

[upper wyvern]

crazy statement

lmao

[shell bronze]

1. get in line, you're not the only one who's been waiting for a long time
2. what's with the attitude and entitlement?

[soft osprey]

Easy tiger, my ego is very fragile and I can’t handle this kind of talk

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-rage-bait-jarvis-clip-that-jarvis-meme-gif-11046632004782930587

[wheat leaf]

Go read sumn shit cuh

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-giant-lift-off-blast-off-low-earth-orbit-gif-13934296

[shell bronze]

let's also not dogpile

[wheat leaf]

Valid

[shell bronze]

trying to look out for people lol dw

[wheat leaf]

I just wanted to feel included 🥺 👉👈

[mental kelp]

the death of hs7 is tomorrow

[soft osprey]

Too bad, ur a loser

You don’t get to be included

[wheat leaf]

Willie enters his cocoon state and emerges as William

[wheat leaf]

Fine then I’ll join his side and ping wonderbeast too

Even the playing field

[mental kelp]

2v like idk 6 active mods

[wheat leaf]

Never tell me the odds

[shell bronze]

the child not raised by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth headass

[humble iris]

im involved so ill save it dw dw

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/what-excuse-me-gif-6873075542516461764

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[small glen]

hiya GG

[humble iris]

hello HH

hornet hampster

[sullen wedge]

Weird question y'all

[wheat leaf]

No weird questions

Go ponder the orb for answers

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hurry-up-gif-8385554281336527511

[sullen wedge]

Posted it in the other chat as it's not half sword related

I went to the wrong chat ;3

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[sullen wedge]

Thank you for the support in this trying time of being rawrtismed

[dusky night]

How do I get the enhancer mod

[sullen wedge]

Nexus

[dusky night]

Then what

[sullen wedge]

Two versions launcher which injects into the demo but must be booted instead of the demo

Or the file version

[sullen wedge]

What do you mean then what?

The mod itself tells you

Specificy your issue

[dusky night]

Alr

It said I had to log in

[sullen wedge]

You do

Make an account

[dusky night]

Alr

I did

[sullen wedge]

Would you like me to continue with common sense steps

(sarcasm not meant)

[dusky night]

Um..

[sullen wedge]

Please understand I have about six more minutes on my break

So hurry along with the help you need while I can help you

If you need further assistance please PING ME and I will answer when I can. That goes for anyone else

)as well as you)

Ack to it I go

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[signal wedge]

Green goobis

[humble iris]

turkey modis

[harsh sonnet]

I paused for a sec and then went back to the game and my guy was suddenly completely exhausted and just fell to the ground on his own, did I press something weird?

[wheat leaf]

He can’t breathe when you pause the game

[harsh sonnet]

L respiratory system

[wheat leaf]

We all know Willie chain smokes Marlboro reds on his off time

[small glen]

that works well enough

[wheat leaf]

Put a hat on, bald headahh

Chromium domium

https://tenor.com/view/bald-bald-head-shiny-bald-head-sponge-bob-sponge-bob-square-pants-gif-4830356535569685568

You rn

[harsh sonnet]

Only happened once, I assume the glitch happened cuz it assumed that I was like swinging my arms around or something after I unpaused even tho I wasnt moving at all

[mint wadi]

when game

[signal wedge]

8 trillion years

[mint wadi]

pls I need

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[mint wadi]

I've been a patient good boy. when is halfsword christmas morning

[rare aurora]

its so hard to fucking stab normally in this game

[young ledge]

Possibly the most creative / coolest disarm ive done

[distant bramble]

any tips for killing the one with full armor?

it used to be easier

[young ledge]

Halfsword and aim to stab into their armpits

or neckl

[rare aurora]

this is demo version?

[young ledge]

Yes, normal steam version

[rare aurora]

ah okay

i love the gore in this game bro

[young ledge]

why?

ye

[rare aurora]

so fucking magnificent

[distant bramble]

yea but they have the neck covered

[young ledge]

It's rteally impressive technically

Ive never seen dynamic gore like it

[rare aurora]

i enjoy the game thought there might be a different version ur playing

[young ledge]

you chop anytwhere and it comes away

[rare aurora]

frr

bro im not lying

i got bricked from the gore

thats how good it was

[young ledge]

Bro is a psycho

[rare aurora]

So fucking good

Who ever made it bro if the dev comes to netherlands

ima get 4 blondes to suck his balls

as a token of appriciation

[distant bramble]

why sometimes it gives me fatal error

and a crash

[young ledge]

yoink

[distant bramble]

is it for that?

thx

[round stone]

Willie has a big heart

[split crescent]

How is he in the air like that

[round stone]

When you have a big heart, it just happens

[small glen]

Holy shit I just fabricated the best willie ai meme ever 😭 😭

[round stone]

With slipknot background music?

[round stone]

I think It's the first time I manage this cut

[distant bramble]

if i loose in a rank lower than my highest do i loose my character

like if im a knight and i play peasant do i loose it

its been a while since the last time i played and lot changed

ty

[distant bramble]

so it changed js my kit not the enemies?

[round stone]

Wonderful meme

[distant bramble]

ohh alr alr

[wheat leaf]

I didn’t realize it was that complex

He got alla organs

[small glen]

wassup Mili

[round stone]

He's just detailed

Bullying the spear user

[wheat leaf]

Anytime I dismember the torso it’s usually like.. the other way, side-view cut so it just shows half of whatever organ I cut, didn’t realize they were that detailed

And each organ/artery has a specific hit zone too iirc which is neat

Can anyone confirm that actually? I know he bleeds from major arteries but the organ part I’m not sure of

[wheat leaf]

Like if they are individual or just one larger hitbox

[small glen]

snap his neck, rn!

[round stone]

🥀

[weak osprey]

Two knights, one brawl

[small glen]

Yakuza ahh stand off

[weak osprey]

Why is this willie so clingy

[small glen]

this clip makes me laugh so hard lol

weakest fucking parry with the weakest fucking cut

[tender quest]

you playing on lowest sens?

[small glen]

me?

no

i play on high sense and dpi

[rare aurora]

Bro

how the fuck

do we beat the mf with the sickle

I got a lil ass knife

[small glen]

the what?

[rare aurora]

there is this tall huge gigantic mother fucker

[small glen]

scythe?

[rare aurora]

yea

yea

[small glen]

stab his shit

[rare aurora]

him

Bro

he 1 tapping me

before i can even get anywhere near him

with my knife

3 times in a row

[distant bramble]

where

[rare aurora]

wym where

[round stone]

Is there a technical name for swinging it like a bat?

[distant bramble]

in the rank mode??

[tender quest]

bonk

have you tried this?

[rare aurora]

yeah

[distant bramble]

what rank

[rare aurora]

final boss

of uh

the second one

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

I usually play t5

[small glen]

not as high as like other people, but still play the highest dpi my mouse settings allow without going into any further tampering

[distant bramble]

you gotta wait till he does the attack and then stay near him the whole time

for me it works

[rare aurora]

bro it feels like im playing a scrolls game

kinda hard

final boss

lmao

[light stirrup]

I mastere the headbutt

[rare aurora]

what game mode is this

[light stirrup]

I died and started all over in the gauntlet lol

[rare aurora]

Ah okay

[restive barn]

my pc data might be dead

[weak osprey]

I recommend you do this with a helmet

But still its a pretty good skill

[round stone]

Why he so tongue

[rare aurora]

i had that too

that made me hard

im not gonna lie bro

this is the game i been looking for all my life

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-grossed-out-bruh-look-back-gif-17488743

[sudden ravine]

???

buddy that aint pleasing to look at

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/chilchuck-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-hey-good-for-you-keep-that-to-yourself-next-time-gif-18121666822617364840

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-cringe-gif-19831193

[rare aurora]

Bro it fucking is you dont get it

the details

the juices

the colors

oh ma gawd

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/slipknot-slip-knot-slip-knot-sid-slipknot-gif-5614334596819888724

[weak osprey]

[sudden ravine]

yea but what if that was real 💔

[signal wedge]

cant we just get some normal people bruh 😭

[round stone]

Keep glitter glue away from that mf

[nimble cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796833091539959859/1395807800332124251/attachment1.gif

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/cornball-holycornball-holy-holy-cornball-dumbass-gif-689149330947211634

[weak osprey]

You JUST joined the server this november 8th and this is what you say the moment you join