halfsword-chat-⚔

[tight isle]

the blood was already spewing from the #pointy stick smh my head

[split basalt]

how do i send clips?

[crude flower]

gotta be level 3

[brittle bridge]

level 2

[split basalt]

ahhh

[crude flower]

i see

[slow quest]

who knows how to do master strikes

[bleak sparrow]

fuuuuck this game

all 3 times ive almost beat the final challenge my game has crashed

[tight isle]

bro fell on the axe and popped his own head off

[brittle bridge]

disable blood

[slow quest]

turn off blood

[tender quest]

blood'nt

[sleek gull]

Blood you not

[bleak sparrow]

ugh but blood is the best part

[slow quest]

you can spawn in the baron too

[grand wave]

So i have a question. Who can i direct this to?

[crimson plaza]

can anyone help me with mods?? specifically the "OVRDTH'S SELECTION"

[wheat leaf]

Seein too many question marks yall gotta solve some shiet

[nimble cypress]

whats your guys' graphics settings? mine is high at 720p lmao

[olive pond]

maxx

[olive pond]

n we are by asking question.s

is that de way?

steppiong on a weapon shouldnt hurt you.

smh

[nimble cypress]

discord marked my images as "not appropirate", and i have to wait another half hour to send them sigh

[wheat leaf]

Dont send whatever you tryna send then lmao, im sure theres something specific it doesnt like

[nimble cypress]

sioghhhhhhhh

but its a really cool photo

[wheat leaf]

this way they do damage when thrown, and always have active damage

[nimble cypress]

i cut some guys head in half

[wheat leaf]

idk why it'd block a photo unless you did anything explicit or inappropriate

[nimble cypress]

i mean its obv not real

its in half sword

[wheat leaf]

oh it might be rank

[nimble cypress]

wdym rank

[wheat leaf]

theres server rank 1,2&3, depending on how new you are

its either 2 or 3 that gives image/video perms

anti-scam kinda deal

[nimble cypress]

why would that mark i as innaproriate

[wheat leaf]

i got no idea man im just sayin thats probably whats happening

[nimble cypress]

uhhhh

can i like

upload them to a seperate website then link it there????

cause there are some other regular photos in there but idk if theyre the ones that triggered the bot or not

[wheat leaf]

not without looking fishy, then your just posting random links in chat

[nimble cypress]

alrught ill try7 posting all the other ones then

still have to wait 25 minutes 😭

[wheat leaf]

thats the weird part is that if you look in like photography channel, people are posting gore out the wazoo, so its prob not that yours had anything too gorey

[nimble cypress]

yeah

do you want me to dm it to you tho

cause it is kinda cool

[wheat leaf]

i dont wanna sound like a jerk but not really

[nimble cypress]

ah thats okay

[wheat leaf]

idek how many decapitations ive seen or done myself, pretty casual atp

[nimble cypress]

nah its worse than a decapitation

[wheat leaf]

this my kinda decapitation

[tough hollow]

Runkyexplunky

[round stone]

Bro can't believe it

[wheat leaf]

only a jester announces his own arrival, run it back i gotchu

[nimble cypress]

HOW are you that good at half sword

[wheat leaf]

time

im not that good compared to some others here lol, i just get some good clips now and then

[round stone]

Average injurie Spiderman goes through

[nimble cypress]

i lowkey just play single combat on commonor level with a sword

its so fun

[round stone]

ikr

[sterile scroll]

I forgor when are news maps released?

[wheat leaf]

id bet commoner longsword duel is the most popular fight-type in the game rn

for good reason tho, its the only class that consistently gives you enemy willies w longsword

[round stone]

Softest dead of a spear user

[nimble cypress]

speaking of which

just got into a commonor longsword duel

so basically

long story short

i cut the guys head in half, and he cuts ME in half

[wheat leaf]

through the torso or legs

[nimble cypress]

torso

i remember one time when i was still stuck in the gauntlet i started a single combat as commoner with the longsword, and i literally cut a guy in half through the torso with ONE SWING

[wheat leaf]

happens fairly often haha, i find willie has a tendency to just mindlessly wave his sword around your lower body after you get a upper-body strike on him

[tender quest]

omfg

[wheat leaf]

he finally did it...

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-megamind-you-did-it-gif-18211214

[wheat leaf]

you did it

[tender quest]

vote militus hs7

[wheat leaf]

the one strike everyone wants to get but never actually does

[nimble cypress]

literally that one image of the knight covered in armor being hit in the eye with an arrow

https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeRestoration/comments/ise4qe/medieval_knight_with_arrow_in_eye_slot_knight/

sorry cant send images yet

[olive pond]

I STG THE game needs to fix it to where a small hit dosnt take my limbs off

[wheat leaf]

reminded me of this clip i got

its the only move i can do with this wacky ass pike xD

[nimble cypress]

WHAT in the ACTUAL hell are you wielding 😭

[wheat leaf]

idk its a random mod weapon someone shared with me

its crazy for spinning moves but nearly unwieldable normally

[nimble cypress]

11 mintues till i can send a message in #photography again....! 💔

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pole-vault-international-olympic-committee250days-high-jump-jump-over-the-bar-high-bar-jump-gif-19164545

[wheat leaf]

OMG THAT REMINDS ME

this thing is so wacky to use that you can genuinely lift yourself off the ground by putting the point into the ground and walking forward

[nimble cypress]

what happens when you hit R

i just did because i was trying to find the stabbing button lmaoo

what is this

[wheat leaf]

thats just your weapon slots

lets you grab something specifically incase you have something like 2 swords on one side, you can grab one specifically instead of having to grab one, drop it, then grab the other

[nimble cypress]

oh i guess that would be useful for abyss?

[wheat leaf]

most likely yee

most duels dont last long enough to actually need your secondary or third weapon

[round stone]

Lifting yourself off the ground and then 'Broly stomp'

[wheat leaf]

i found its almost possible to do an axe kick, so i wanna lift myself up higher and axe kick them in the head

or even just lift myself up with it and kick their face lmao

[nimble cypress]

just got in a duel where i was being nice and letting this guy get a couple hits in on me, but then i actually started to lose health, so i just cut his throat open in one swing 😭

[restive garnet]

not realistic... devs please fix

[tender quest]

classic

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-it-just-works-bethesda-this-all-just-works-gif-20598651

[nimble cypress]

i was always wondering if that worked during gauntlet lmaoo

[tender quest]

its not my fault that the StopThatBlade code didnt stop the blade

[nimble cypress]

whats stopthatblade

[restive garnet]

yes it is

you moved the blade

[tender quest]

its a line of code i saw in cheatengine when i viewed the memory before

[restive garnet]

so you hacked the game

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-hackerman-kung-fury-gif-7953536

[restive garnet]

and there for it bugged

[wheat leaf]

There for

[tender quest]

wherefore

[restive garnet]

there fore

[wheat leaf]

Four fores and seven fours ago

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bartolozzi-joe-bartolozzi-jumping-joe-bartolozzi-hitting-the-griddy-joe-bart-joe-bartolozzi-streamer-gif-3474253785075615366

[wheat leaf]

i got a pretty clean visor-slit stab w the poleaxe ill see if i can find

lmao i found this one while looking, very brutal stab to the face, much blood, much violence

[bold jacinth]

slab

[nimble cypress]

ion wan do this no mo man

[wheat leaf]

ayo who tf is this guy 😭

[bold jacinth]

he got sat down

[round stone]

Strongest spear user

[wheat leaf]

now im just mad i cant find my good stab clip smh

[bold jacinth]

TIME 2

[tender quest]

realism

[wheat leaf]

this one was pretty good too

[bold jacinth]

how am i doing this?? i suck at this game and im slabbing people

[lofty kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/update-gif-27439223

[nimble cypress]

the disrespect of not facing him

GUYS LOOK IN PHOTOGRAPHY I DID IT I WAITED 30 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nimble cypress]

what does the star emoji do

[bold jacinth]

willie has moves

[round stone]

why you suck bro

That's the question you gotta ask

[bold jacinth]

i mean i dont suck i just havent started doing percision just like most of yall either

[wheat leaf]

bro's just staring at you in the last one 😭

he may be AI, but he knows you did this to him

[nimble cypress]

"dude what the hell"

i really wish i could upload that other one i had

[wheat leaf]

try again later, if it doesnt work then maybe contact staff incase its either truly not allowed for wtvr reason, or if its a glitch

[nimble cypress]

could i try sending it in here once im a high enough rank?

[bold jacinth]

what mods do you use to save your loadout and spawn it btw

[nimble cypress]

i think this is my 95th messgae

[wheat leaf]

sure, idk if its 2 or 3 tho, or how long that'd take

[nimble cypress]

ah im almost there

[wheat leaf]

i use OVRDTH loader to save it, but i made it with halfsword enhancer

[round stone]

Almost lifted him off the ground

[nimble cypress]

im glad im not the only one who randomly insults the willies

[nimble cypress]

JEEZ

[bold jacinth]

"brother.. oats.. i need oats.."

[nimble cypress]

oh im only at rank 1

[wheat leaf]

yall aint ready for the nordic update

[nimble cypress]

i guess ill jsut try sending it later

[round stone]

Xartosh just wanted to feel safe

[wheat leaf]

im invincible

ill try wearing it like a hermit crab later

[wheat leaf]

bro why did you stab my egg

[twilit escarp]

it displeases me

[wheat leaf]

his head straight up looks like a chicken egg tho i love that

[azure mirage]

hi

[round stone]

Panick rolled

[azure mirage]

looks good as a banner

[bold jacinth]

his arm crunched.

[azure mirage]

thank you gal' axy

[azure mirage]

yea that happens

[wheat leaf]

cause he usin them dang tongs

they never good news

[nimble cypress]

does anyone know a software thats good for recording the last 30 - 60 seconds of what you just did? steam's built in one would work, but its the last 120 minutes, which is way more than i need

[nimble cypress]

how did you get to different places???????????

[azure mirage]

i paid 30000

it's on general as a leak

[wheat leaf]

She a hacker

You ain’t got allat money

[round stone]

Willie started tweaking

[nimble cypress]

what

[wheat leaf]

HE HALFIN YOUR SWORD!

Cuh

Yknow we can see who reacted a message

[mental kelp]

dupliren

[wheat leaf]

Yeah it’s called taking some quaaludes before you hop on

BRING BACK THE FUCKIN QUAALUDES!

[wheat leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG2JF0P4GFA

im just quoting this old dude losing his shit over quaaludes

[twilit escarp]

oof

[wheat leaf]

hes right though, quaaludes literally just floored every other drug so hard it put people out of business

[twilit escarp]

the manner in which it happened was pretty brutal too

[twilit escarp]

like holy fuck that is gruesome

[pearl ferry]

some cocomelon 5 second clip for today

[twilit escarp]

is there any greater pleasure in life?

[wheat leaf]

quaaludes 😔

OH i found that stab i was looking for earlier

[pearl ferry]

WWW DOT THE KICK FROM BROOKLYN DOT COM!!!

[wheat leaf]

THANK YOU

SOMEONE GETS IT

[twilit escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-pelf-pelfort-pelfortsolana-lude-gif-7085331491124015073

[pearl ferry]

REALLY cool sword exchange

[wheat leaf]

i dont think id ever laughed as hard as i did when i first saw the kid from brooklyn, i didnt even know what he was talking about he just has such a passion for it i knew he was telling the truth

[wheat leaf]

i could see the moment you paused after seeing his followup swing

[small glen]

When you flick your sword randomly is that you trying to reset or?

[bold jacinth]

HOLY SHIT I WISH I HAD PAUSED FOR THAT I JUST FUCKING STABBED A GUY THEN COMPRESSED HIS HEAD INTO A FENCE

[tender quest]

sometimes the wrists arent aligned how i want them so im trying to jig them about

[wheat leaf]

willie got weak wrists fr

[small glen]

Huh, never seen sword users do that. I do with plancon due how FUCKED polearm swinging can be

[tender quest]

i've hit a point where i dont need to physically see it anymore, i've transcended to the point where i can just feel when the weapon isnt playing nice

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-confession-im-a-god-boy-god-of-war-gif-26653886

[small glen]

That a good thing

[tender quest]

sure why not

[small glen]

Muscle memory is peak shit to have in halfing my sword

Until you use a weapon you're not used to

(Me with shield and sword)

[tender quest]

im not used to actually being asked questions, so i had to actually engage brain 🧠

[wheat leaf]

theres one stab with the poleaxe ive gotten memorized so well i can pull it off a solid 8/10 matches

[small glen]

Don't worry I'll ask you more so you're forced to think

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/monkie-kid-lego-monkie-kid-erm-actually-nerd-mr-tang-gif-5683409687740209260

[small glen]

Have you been ever reached a transcended level of muscle memory that you do something so much that you don't even remember how to do it

[wheat leaf]

lmao yeah

one sec

[tender quest]

which point were you referring to btw?

[small glen]

Wdym?

[wheat leaf]

i spent so long memorizing how to pull off this head spin trick that i got to a point i just couldnt do it anymore

[sand herald]

exactly

[small glen]

8 second mark

[small glen]

At a certain point you do smthing so much and you just go "Oh well."

[tender quest]

yeah you can see the weapon realign

[wheat leaf]

for legal reasons i cannot continue the song

i got ts memorized tho

engrained in my brain

[blazing halo]

can i still smash a head in half sword?

[twilit escarp]

"Sun Tzu said that!"

[small glen]

Something that I have done so much with a Plançon is riposte from a right swing to a left swing, to where it looks like the Plançon sort of tps if done right, I have done this over a billion times, so much times that I no longer have to put effort into doing it anymore

My arm just does the work

[sand herald]

i took the “i don’t need to physically see it anymore” literally a few weeks ago

[tender quest]

i finally died, i can now go to bed

[small glen]

This is how imagine Medieval Flash would fight

If he was also a naked british redneck

[blazing halo]

is there still the head smashing gore? 😭

[wheat leaf]

theres british rednecks?

[blazing halo]

im playing it rn

[blazing halo]

peak fighting

[tender quest]

not in this build, but perhaps in the next update

[blazing halo]

ooo

nice

[small glen]

I would prefer if heads could be dented tbh

[wheat leaf]

naked or one of the tier's

[small glen]

From melees

[wheat leaf]

prob kissing him, maybe frenching

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-pepe-dentge-meme-hit-gif-15873918808390144538

[wheat leaf]

youll find out one day

militus would it be against the rules to explain french kissing

[tender quest]

sounds more like a threat when the name is eater of worlds

[wheat leaf]

yes lmao

some just call it frenching

[small glen]

Willie after I hit him with the skull dentinator 9000 (Mace)

[bold jacinth]

aura pose

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-but-ill-find-out-captain-kareem-moore-mayor-of-kingstown-im-on-it-gif-24227727

[wheat leaf]

that foot looks like its been places

DOG WHAT

[small glen]

Free mod stats, here it comes

[amber cedar]

No way, is that Ben kenobi!

[dreamy phoenix]

disarmed

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-cat-sus-cat-suspicious-cat-suspicious-gif-14666859353905804588

[bold jacinth]

i just wanna take the time to mention i just threw a man with 40 pound armor

[small glen]

Bad clip, death by stoning

[bold lichen]

BING

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[dreamy phoenix]

I don't want to smoke noooooooo

[wheat leaf]

I DO

[nimble cypress]

uploaded some more junk in photgraphy

[dreamy phoenix]

here's another one with a cool standoff

[wheat leaf]

anyone know of any good dentists

[small glen]

Bad clip, you didn't hit him the ooga booga 360 180 sword kickflip into a overhead parry then spin kick him while you chant the Bible verses in Japanese

Stone this man

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[dreamy phoenix]

did anyone ever get seriously criticised for this on the server

[pearl ferry]

stand offs are hilarious

he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!

[dreamy phoenix]

cuz I mean, there are people that do 360 720* sword flips

[small glen]

Like unironically insulted? No, not that I know of

[dreamy phoenix]

yeah, good, cuz I would be surprised otherwise, pff

[small glen]

A lot of people have done it

Myself included

[wheat leaf]

quickdraw standoff

[dreamy phoenix]

"uhhh hi"
"hi"

[bold jacinth]

me nase is barkan

[small glen]

It's nothing crazy and it's not hard to pull, it's just takes some time understanding how to land the kick and stuff

[dreamy phoenix]

I can do spinkicks and roundhouses all day

[azure mirage]

what's this helmet called i forgot

[dreamy phoenix]

I just don't always land em

[small glen]

Sallet iirc

[dreamy phoenix]

I like roundhouses more I feel like

[wheat leaf]

solid sallet specically

[dreamy phoenix]

the ones where you don't spin completely, you just do a kick and then wave it in Willie's general direction

[azure mirage]

gracias

[humble iris]

`

[small glen]

Yoooo

Is that

Green goober?!

[rancid reef]

when is the new content coming out 😭

[humble iris]

yhrohyeah

[humble iris]

soon............

[rancid reef]

gotta read that in that horror movie trailer voice 😭

[small glen]

That's goober real voice

[azure mirage]

Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (October–December), with paid access possibly priced between $10–30 USD and regional pricing available.

[rancid reef]

sick

[dreamy phoenix]

that's what I mean

[small glen]

I haven't showed you this yet

Evil Pointy stick enjoyer be like: Pointy Stick Hater

[rancid reef]

i forgot the game is in early access and is free cus of that, i dont got the money 💔

[azure mirage]

the game is not early access, you're playing a demo

however, early access will release q4

[dreamy phoenix]

I'll buy it HARD when it comes out

[azure mirage]

yo

[rancid reef]

ohh right, mb

i hope they're adding an option to change keybinds

[humble iris]

plancon spotted

clip invalidated

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-gif-19589260

[azure mirage]

yup maybe

[rancid reef]

i use powertoys cus im left handed but that changes the button for every single app so

[azure mirage]

no one is doing that

[rancid reef]

its very inconvienient

[rancid reef]

so my arrow keys are wasd and my right shift is left shift and ctrl is c

but

its inconvienient so i'd rather not do it for more buttons

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-oh-no-joseph-joestar-gif-18523151

[small glen]

Get scared, I ain't using a Plançon

These a repost from earlier

[runic karma]

The all mighty hammer roundhouse kick

[small glen]

This was funny

(Reposted) Man fuck this Plancon!

They are mad because I am a polearm user and they are making a word document on why I suck so they are all afk

[nimble cypress]

sent a pretty cool thing in game footage 😛

[wheat leaf]

typical polearm user mentality

everyone out to get us, cause we the best

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/jerseyjoe-gif-12756142308753581103

yeah

[covert flare]

bold move to use a scythe but it farms mad aura

[wheat leaf]

i bought the kfc popcorn chicken bucket

THIS TOO MUCH DAMN CHICKEN

[covert flare]

send pic

[wheat leaf]

why do you want a picture of my chicken

[covert flare]

i tought it was rather small, the one i bought

[covert flare]

i will be the judge of the amount

also rephrase that

[wheat leaf]

idk if this is some seasonal shit but the logo also says 'PFK'

[covert flare]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126671122021240924/1218792664619810836/mychild.gif

[wheat leaf]

I already ate like 1/3 of it btw

(plum sauce for scale)

[covert flare]

thats what i would eat before starting my actual meal ngl

but what matters is, are they good?

[wheat leaf]

they fire but i just didnt expect to get this much damn chicken

[wheat leaf]

so you big huh

[covert flare]

not at all

[wheat leaf]

got a orbit n shit

[covert flare]

fast metabolism

thats because they are doing nothing on the demo you silly thing

optimization will be in early access

[wheat leaf]

real

ill prob be able to finish the chicken tn

[covert flare]

its a blessing because i eat a lot

[wheat leaf]

i used to be a big mf, like 270 big, once i hit like 17 my metabolism fired up like trying to cold start an engine, now im 160 no matter what i eat

[covert flare]

hold on i need to de-americanize this

oh ok 74 kg

[wheat leaf]

from ~125 kg, not INSANE weight until i mention i weighed that from like 14-16 and below 5'9

[small glen]

poor dude.. he didn't know who he traded weapons with

[wheat leaf]

your music taste makes me think youd fw Sylvester Stallone's music

[small glen]

Billhook was my first love

It's why I hate it too

[wheat leaf]

..i mentioned the song not your relationship history

[small glen]

Sorry I was getting emotional

I hate my ex's

Anyways

I listen to like

Anything

[wheat leaf]

listen to drinkin'stein by Sylvester stallone

[quiet scaffold]

i love willies

[wheat leaf]

I NEVER KNEW STALLONE MADE MUSIC

i thought he was just rambo n shit

maybe it was just made for a movie, but he sang drinkin'stein so good

nobody fw sylvester stallone smh

probably dont even know who he is

[small glen]

spin

[covert flare]

i like his movies

[wheat leaf]

armored against low tier willies

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[small glen]

i do it for the Plancon

this tier spawns in both plancon variants frequently

[wheat leaf]

theres only one plancon

[quiet scaffold]

[small glen]

there two variants

[drowsy lichen]

why is the sword better than a spear at impaling 😂

[wheat leaf]

billhook? theres two billhooks, only one 'war staff'

[small glen]

okay let me prove you wrong

[wheat leaf]

you wont

[drowsy lichen]

everything

trust me

[wheat leaf]

one of those is clearly from a mod dude

[quiet scaffold]

war staff A and B

[small glen]

they aren't

this is ragebait

[quiet scaffold]

nuh uh

[wheat leaf]

perfectly symmetrical spikes? clearly just mashed together by a modmaker

the other ones legit

[wheat leaf]

im trying to master baiting

[quiet scaffold]

erm

[covert flare]

there are two

[wheat leaf]

billhooks? yeah theres two

[covert flare]

war staffs

aka plancons

[wheat leaf]

just one

[covert flare]

you can spawn both using enhancer

[wheat leaf]

you can spawn a rapier too, that isnt basegame

[covert flare]

you can also see both in gameplay

[small glen]

this was a bit sloppy but whateves

[wheat leaf]

maybe i really am the master baiter..

[small glen]

cooked?

why do i do that same pose

been doing that weird corn ball shit for like a year

[covert flare]

nice one

[vapid hull]

bring the poleaxe to the lower tiers fr

[covert flare]

rare rali gameplay

nice 1

[vapid hull]

i just dont have the drive to clip anymore tbh

[vapid hull]

it's all very samey between this and that

[covert flare]

understandable

made Rake Willie's cousin tonight

[covert flare]

they look so much alike❤️

[vapid hull]

here's 1 more for you (rali actually did something different !?!?!?!? (CAUGHT ON CAMERA))

[covert flare]

oh thats smooth take a clip home too

[vapid hull]

yeeperz

head-and-a-half sword

[ionic hill]

me every morning checking the discord announcements

[small glen]

RAAH I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045629304609964046/1357577549378748466/I_see_you.gif

[quiet scaffold]

its beautiful

[small glen]

wassup mcwonders, is the ice cream machine working tonight?

[little verge]

It never has worked.

[nimble cypress]

guys go look in photofraphy

cool stuff

with the outline filter

[small glen]

when will it work, sire?

[nimble cypress]

just got a fucking fatal error 💔

thank you mcwonderbeast

[covert flare]

have some

[little verge]

I am glad I could be of service

[outer elbow]

i love the jank physics, the crashes are so funny

[little verge]

Approx. 350 years.

[outer elbow]

like i'll stick a weapon in a dude, he'll start spinning and flying and bam, fatal error

its the best

[little verge]

I like that filter allot. You can play around with the temprature settings and some cool effects.

[outer elbow]

woah how'd you do that

[covert flare]

you keep messing with the settings until things start going haywire

[quiet scaffold]

thats insane. with i could get mine to look like that.

[little verge]

Play with saturation and temprature sliders.

[outer elbow]

this IS my new pc wallpaper btw

[covert flare]

its how i make pics like this

jesus its midnight already

see yall

[little verge]

Have a good one.

[outer elbow]

honestly if they made the gore any more realistic (intestines for example) i think the game would be borderline impossible to run + it'd be too much 😭

[soft osprey]

Thats sick af

[soft osprey]

So are these

[small glen]

i am anger with you rn

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434397859679309944/366D721.MP4?ex=6908d75b&is=690785db&hm=d87f31dc2b5936bea687bfb371691e595df5b0f482e8c07b87025e3392163238&

[small glen]

you ruined my gamer cred clip (It adds to the funny factor of it)

[outer elbow]

personally in half sword i play abyss a lot, i got to the baron but died

you cant get past this mfs armor 💔

[little verge]

The HS9.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434075448647880764/1AE9261.MP4?ex=6908fc96&is=6907ab16&hm=d4d6fbb34b1b76beb8f40d37793f6b898de4408ac9845c84bd8b6d3ac813ee10&

[shell bronze]

hivemind

[soft osprey]

You heard the man, update the list. Mcwonder just joined

[outer elbow]

how did you even start making this?

[shell bronze]

apparently mcwonder is worth 2 people

[outer elbow]

also shouldnt full game be dropping this month or next month? cause november and december are the last months in Q4

[soft osprey]

Im offended by this statement

[little verge]

The extra Willies are from a mod. Most of these are from before I got hired on, the OG abyss days.

[azure mirage]

when is the clipping in the helms gonna be fixed

[little verge]

lol let him have his entry, it's easier to play along.

[azure mirage]

game is borderline unplayable

[outer elbow]

prolly in full relase lmfao

[small glen]

how the fuck did i win this fucking Buhurt? i was literally fucking around, swinging like a mad man and somehow won 😭

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/refund-you-get-a-refund-oprah-oprah-winfrey-gif-12745755

[azure mirage]

full release is in like 2 yeaes

also wonderbeast why did you filter 10 to 30

what da hell

[outer elbow]

erm actually "Q: When will it be released?
A: We will be launching Early Access in Q4 2025"

[azure mirage]

i updated my copypasta

[azure mirage]

do you see that

early access

[outer elbow]

oh

[azure mirage]

yeah exactly

[outer elbow]

i havent slept

[azure mirage]

how dumb do you feel now

[outer elbow]

forgive me

[small glen]

can i get a custom role that says "Fatass" and it does literally nothing, thank you

[outer elbow]

i havent sleeptt 😔

[azure mirage]

100$

[outer elbow]

@little verge do yk if early access will be free or not? sorry for ping 😛

[signal wedge]

you can get a custom role that says nothing and also doesn't exist

[azure mirage]

Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (October–December), with paid access -->possibly<-- priced between $10–30 USD and regional pricing available.

[small glen]

shiiiiiit that's even cooler

[outer elbow]

yeah ik when q4 is kek

[signal wedge]

imagination

[small glen]

badass

[azure mirage]

just read the 2nd part

[little verge]

It will be a paid experience. Pricing is still to be announced.

[small glen]

80 bucks for standard edition

150 for deluxe edition

[azure mirage]

literally tarkoc

LOL

[small glen]

featuring naked Willie skin

[outer elbow]

800*

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

[little verge]

Idk where you got $10 from. This is misinfo.

[azure mirage]

um the dev stream

with you know the developers

talking about it

[signal wedge]

💀

[small glen]

i think this game is going to just price at the basic Indie game price, which is just 20

[signal wedge]

community manager btw

[azure mirage]

yeah

[outer elbow]

guys i heard from John D. Halfsword that the game will have machine guns

[azure mirage]

LOL

[signal wedge]

I am not on your side gang 😭

[azure mirage]

IK ITS JUST FUNNY

[little verge]

If it did not come from my mouth it is not official.

[small glen]

chat i know much the game is going to cost

[azure mirage]

wha

[quiet scaffold]

ꮇꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ is it true?

[small glen]

it cost money

[outer elbow]

its gonna cost 5 hedgeborns

[small glen]

500 Willie

[little verge]

If it does not come from myself or someone else on the marketing team it is only speculation and should be treated as such.

[azure mirage]

it came from Pierre, not sure what to tell you

[woven vigil]

make it $50

[outer elbow]

i think we should trust it if it comes straight from one of the devs gullets

[woven vigil]

could be comical

[small glen]

too generous

make it 100

make it cost the same amount as the average rent

[little verge]

Correct he not a member of the marketing team which means it is speculation and should be treated as such.

[quiet scaffold]

make it 120 with dlcs

[woven vigil]

$200, gotta make up for the inflation for the future

[little verge]

It was not a member of the dev team.

[small glen]

for the love of god, please never let there be DLC's, make the devs never do that

[azure mirage]

dlcs won't be added

[little verge]

You don't like expansions?
#faq No micro transactions.

[little verge]

This is not correct.

[muted aspen]

My question the whole time is do yall really have to save out several months in advance for the $10 youre speculating about? if so maybe spend your very limited money on something else, and if not, why do you really care what the price will be before you have to buy it???

[faint crater]

dem micro transactions are furr thee money grubbin' nobles!!!

[small glen]

amazing

[shell bronze]

this is factual

dudes be asking about the price so much

every single hour in the day there's always talk about it

[small glen]

idc how much it cost, i will just buy it when i hear the annoucement its released

[quiet scaffold]

who cares about the price i just want the game

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/never-ending-story-gif-24792258

[shell bronze]

the related info is pinned in this channel too that's the funniest thing

dyor kids

[small glen]

Mcwonder, you should tell people it cost 70 dollars to people who ask about it

[wheat leaf]

to be fair it doesnt say anywhere that it is pinned tho

[nimble cypress]

holyyy outline filter go crazy

[shell bronze]

don't end up like that person who asks a frequently asked question that has been laid out in separate channels

[nimble cypress]

"is there gonna be multiplayer"

[shell bronze]

one should think that it is a common enough question to be put somewhere generally accessible

[shell bronze]

"when release"

"price?"

"why crash?"

[empty shard]

IM GGONNA

[nimble cypress]

"will i be able to customize?"

[shell bronze]

"how do i play with any class i want?"

"why is game so hard wtf"

[sick pollen]

Where DO I find out how much it's going to cost??? Not trying to be tarded here

[empty shard]

faq

[small glen]

"how do i swing"

[shell bronze]

pinned

[nimble cypress]

the answer to half of peoples questions is just "theyre working on it"

[sick pollen]

Pinned in here?

[foggy matrix]

If you guys are considering launching at a low price, why not release some sort of supporter DLC?

It could just be an art book or something. That way people can provide additional support beyond buying friends copies.

[shell forge]

I found a beached narwhal in the abyss

[azure mirage]

my Willie is naked 😭😭😭

[nimble cypress]

i would kill for a hs art book

[empty shard]

hell nah, sell it at 90 bucks

[nimble cypress]

reminds me of the dolphin sketch when wkuk went live

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-rookie-numbers-gif-20904132

[empty shard]

im buying it

[wheat leaf]

i mean i see it in other servers and it'll keep happening here probably, but there isnt any clear statement on when itll release and how much it'll cost in like announcements or updates as far as im aware

new member joins, checks those channels, doesnt immediately see it, then comes to general to ask

[nimble cypress]

i would simply reply "steamrip"

[shell bronze]

the game is gonna cost 100 dollars to those who are wondering btw

[nimble cypress]

i support indie artists but 70 is stupid

[shell bronze]

thanks for letting it be known your intent to pirate the game

[sick pollen]

Damn 😔

[wheat leaf]

guess ill need to take out a bigger loan..

[nimble cypress]

if the game isnt 70 dollars i wont

[empty shard]

130

[shell bronze]

yeah we don't like poor people

[empty shard]

6 7

69

[nimble cypress]

the game is gonna be.. six, maybe seven dollars

[wheat leaf]

hey man dont get too political

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[shell bronze]

rotting of brain

[nimble cypress]

why didnt it work

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

💔

[sick pollen]

No role

[wheat leaf]

embed failure

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[sick pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-rock-throwing-gif-3095471689337470556

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/serika-onoe-chaos-child-sciadv-gif-22476101

i swear that gif is really funny

[empty shard]

72

[sick pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-navidad-deseperado-regalo-dormir-gif-10132835

[nimble cypress]

what

[small glen]

turn willie into a marketable plushie

[wheat leaf]

japanime girl?!!

freaky gif

[nimble cypress]

its from my friend

he sent it idk what it means lmao

[muted aspen]

Okay so real life question anyone else have multiple languages for their keyboards?

[nimble cypress]

or what irs from

[wheat leaf]

you friends with japanime girl??

[nimble cypress]

no

[empty shard]

turn willie into a stress reliever plushie

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

[nimble cypress]

no hes american

[small glen]

can we make chat stoning legal

[empty shard]

THAT SHIT HAPPENED TO ME

[wheat leaf]

homonculi

[muted aspen]

I don't know what the keybind is that switches keyboard layouts but it's something that this game constantly activates

[nimble cypress]

those npcs in blade and sorcery that try to fight you while decapitated

[empty shard]

I kid you not, i got so fucking scared i was tearing up

[small glen]

blade and sorcery mfs doing anything but sword fighting

[sick pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-eric-idle-graham-chapman-guards-gif-19435972

[muted aspen]

I just spent forever tryign to figure out why I couldn't get my dude to lock on anymore, turns out I was in german keyboard and z and y were switched 😑

[empty shard]

like, i was drunken, at 3 am and seeing something i just killed start walking

and high too

[wheat leaf]

im getting into pirates of the Caribbean duels on that game bro

[empty shard]

drunken and high

[wheat leaf]

i mastered the ai

[nimble cypress]

hey i do sword fighting

does anyone know how to like

add a description to an image on discord

i know of the alt tex but that doesnt seem to do anything

i wanna name my images

[little verge]

No captioning you just have to add text to the message.

[nimble cypress]

aw

[small glen]

dumb question

i haven't seen anything on it so

[little verge]

I have a dumb answer.

[nimble cypress]

hey

[small glen]

what modding even is the halfsword modding going to be

is it Lua or

[muted aspen]

'or'

[small glen]

i don't know the name of the other like

4

i just know lua the popular one

[quiet scaffold]

yay i lvl 2

[small glen]

rookie numbers

(idk my level)

[muted aspen]

Other 4? there are only 4 others?

[quiet scaffold]

atleast i can post cool pics now

[small glen]

its the script of the game

there is a bunch of ways to run a game script wise

[nimble cypress]

new outline shit in photogtaphy

[small glen]

but lua is a LOT more moddable

Gmod most notably has a Lua script

[quiet scaffold]

the outline is awesome

[gaunt hearth]

Half sword enhancer mod is hella goated

[muted aspen]

I was being a bit dickish, sorry... Is there any indication that it's lua?

[quiet scaffold]

the lord has spoken

[empty shard]

Me and my dad

[quiet scaffold]

😬

[lusty charm]

guys why arnt u allowed to say the 6 and the 7 together

[signal wedge]

the brainrot filter

mainly a joke

[lusty charm]

oh so if i say the name

6-7

[signal wedge]

but also a stalwart defense in the face of tyranny

banned

[lusty charm]

number*

[lusty charm]

like the hard G

[signal wedge]

hard G?

[small glen]

i am asking him to see

[signal wedge]

if you want to check out the #🧠rot

[nimble cypress]

ok this might be a new hyperfixation https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3598788550

[lusty charm]

how does ts work

[nimble cypress]

@timber mango howd you move your character in your most recent photo? (the bard looking over the big battle)

[nimble cypress]

wallpaper engine

its a thing on steam

[lusty charm]

ahh

ik

[nimble cypress]

the image itself is also in the photography channel

[lusty charm]

i was wondering cus i thought they added workshop to halfsword

[nimble cypress]

so no need for it

[nimble cypress]

i wish lol

[muted aspen]

My question was mainly focused on the fact that lua is not a compiled language, meaning that any lua would probably be there in the game files. All i see is binaries so it's probably all c++

[lusty charm]

yeah its still demo so no

[minor oasis]

why are you trying to look at the code lol

[nimble cypress]

ahhh

[muted aspen]

Pointy asked whether modding would be in Lua programming language

[quiet scaffold]

willie after that

[nimble cypress]

we need more customizable graphics settings in the full game 💔💔

[minor oasis]

oh i see

[minor oasis]

if you go to the playtest and click on the text itself for graphic settings it will show a WIP advanced graphic settings menu

[languid nest]

[nimble cypress]

REALLY TY

[languid nest]

[azure mirage]

i hope so too

[minor oasis]

it doesnt work tho

[nimble cypress]

i love tinkering with settings to get the best geoahics with best performance

[minor oasis]

its just there

[nimble cypress]

well what the fuck

[azure mirage]

also I didn't imagine someone that liked postal to be in this server

[azure mirage]

real...

[minor oasis]

literally says "work in progress :D"

[weak osprey]

Why o that's me

[azure mirage]

really

which one was ur fav

[weak osprey]

Yes

[languid nest]

postal is cool

[weak osprey]

Postal redux

[azure mirage]

real..

[nimble cypress]

i love postal

[clever vault]

i mean it’s not like postal is niche

[azure mirage]

i used to play postal sm before

[weak osprey]

I love postal 2

[azure mirage]

yeah it's popular but not THAT popular

like ultrakill its kind of in the middle

[nimble cypress]

wait whrre do i go

[languid nest]

[clever vault]

ultrakill is like pretty mainstream

[languid nest]

[azure mirage]

I'm guessing he's talking about a whole different game version

[azure mirage]

is it?

[minor oasis]

graphics> press the text itself instead of the arrows

it should pop up

[azure mirage]

screenshot whenever u find it please @nimble cypress

[muted aspen]

sure, but it jsut says 'text box' so what's the point

[nimble cypress]

ahhh

[clever vault]

i mean it’s a pretty popular indie game

[nimble cypress]

in the display settings, click on the word graphics

[azure mirage]

I'm not on my computer at the moment

[nimble cypress]

i hope thats upa nd running soon

[azure mirage]

i guess so

[nimble cypress]

neitjer am i

i just got in bed

[azure mirage]

oh 💔

what hour is it for you?

[shell forge]

Willie has mastered the art of walking with not one, but two sticks up his ass

[azure mirage]

i didn't know that woah

[muted aspen]

It just says "text block" I don't think it does anything

[azure mirage]

probably doesnt

[tight pond]

I think I need help.

[azure mirage]

why

[stone plinth]

who's been following their timelines etc - when is multiplayer expected to drop? ty

[tight pond]

Been playing this demo for too damn long, and it's unstable but I can't stop playing it.

[azure mirage]

if ur crashing
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[azure mirage]

There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released

[tight pond]

I turned it off and it still crashes

[azure mirage]

dx11

[stone plinth]

ok thanks no new updates then 🙂

[azure mirage]

no more demo updates

[stone plinth]

let them coook 💪

[weak osprey]

Me too

[muted aspen]

I killed the baron as a peasant and was like "yeah, that's it, I can be a productive member of society again now"

I was wrong

[keen gate]

thats actually good for willie

see he had to put pressure on the wound

[muted aspen]

Pitchfork totally goated

[sage sphinx]

exactly

[small glen]

i dare you to drop kick willie

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1434410433233555591/36C7071.MP4?ex=6908e311&is=69079191&hm=2be98aadf27e86324d662f71e6c8120efe4ba0d736a10502d216750209df2ab8&

[mental kelp]

complete ass speed for these two, new sword probs neeed adjustment

+more springing

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434402487800041602/5E326E1.MP4?ex=6908dbab&is=69078a2b&hm=331745f428174e8efe4ed082001da98b500fb51a3442bca5269ee41f75b55fa5&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434392704900530357/39D3371.MP4?ex=69097b4e&is=690829ce&hm=6fc08259abd183aea900d69e4d401dbb7bef4ca0804709a000e16a871230bea1&

[shell forge]

This is probably my best slap fight

[muted aspen]

the complete lack of kicking is disturbing

[shell forge]

Well. i was in a crippled state. At the time, I thought a kick would throw me off-balance enough to drop my 2h axe

[steady ice]

dude ur in full armor against a commoner willlie

[shell bronze]

armor would make no difference whatever he does

[steady ice]

wait so that means bro is training, bc the armor actually makes him slower

[shell bronze]

show them some unarmored clips @sand herald

[shell bronze]

no it's just his usual look

[shell bronze]

he used to do unarmored and it still ends up the same way

[sand herald]

love this clip

[shell bronze]

now he just decides to put some points into style

[steady ice]

how do u move like that

[shell bronze]

he's goated

esteemed member of the hs7

[steady ice]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-gif-gif-8524601943548603280

[small glen]

max sense and high mouse dpi

[steady ice]

he just flicks his mouse hard enough?

[quaint ingot]

I feel like Willie after he gets stabbed in the lung

[steady ice]

a spin kick on steriods?

[small glen]

Flick? no

its a full movement

[steady ice]

i see

[small glen]

kicking is easy

but John makes it cool but doing very hard to do kicks

[steady ice]

i see isee

[small glen]

@steady ice but its plausible to do small kicks but just flicking your camera

[nimble cypress]

dudes the flash

[small glen]

strongest*

[shell bronze]

new hs7 roster coming up though

you'll be surprised at the insane toss-up

[onyx pasture]

I want to see a hs7 split screen tournament

[humble narwhal]

how do I reset my progress on gauntlet mode im all the way at the top but when I die I stay at the top I want to restart

[small glen]

a lot of it would be lame

[ionic vessel]

does the game crash alot for anyone else

[small glen]

most of the moves hs7 does wouldn't work against irl people

the only person who could confidently excell at PvP would likely be m00

since m00 is just very quick on just about everything without being overly fancy with the way he plays

[onyx pasture]

I think it would be fun to watch them fight each other dont know what youre talkin about

[nimble cypress]

turn off blood

[small glen]

I am just telling you that John spin kicks is badass, but 90% wouldn't work on irl people

[small glen]

its Reclaimer Vs Mace Vs Green

thats a insane line up

[onyx pasture]

Meh watching the players with the best grasp of the game fighting each other doesbt = mostly lame to me

[pearl ferry]

gm

[pearl ferry]

you telling me the 200ms super ultra insta kill kick wouldnt work on people?

[shell forge]

The most persistent Willie ever

[small glen]

people who know about it? yeah it wouldn't work

honestly, i got a feeling Clueless and m00 and Militus already have a idea to counter it for pvp

[pearl ferry]

if it's all he's doing then yeah sure

mixed inbetween other shit? good luck you rely on a read at that point

[shell bronze]

they either nerfing spin kicks or never putting pvp into this game

[pearl ferry]

the latter

i can smell the latency already

[shell bronze]

latency + physics based + jank

[small glen]

well

Medieval pvp games are infamous

[shell bronze]

amazing

[small glen]

for being super bad

balance wise

[shell bronze]

reposting my goofyass edit here for fun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434385846160855090/poleaxe_circulation_3.mp4?ex=690974eb&is=6908236b&hm=5f264bc7e17f708d546d41c0bc3fad49759a424b41fdd3d0d5aa9f8c4b0caf14&

[hallow bear]

anybody else getting fatal error on startup

[small glen]

i can already see what 90% of the pvp community is going to run

Plancon

[shell bronze]

try starting up with dx11

[hallow bear]

how does one do that

[pearl ferry]

plancon is a noob stomper but it's just straight up shorter than the other better polearms

[ionic vessel]

i love highest dmg setting

[small glen]

depends on the variant

there is two variants

[ionic vessel]

im a one tap and they are a one tap

[shell bronze]

right click game
properties
startup/launch options
type -dx11

[hallow bear]

thank you jit it worked

[shell bronze]

you good gng

[small glen]

i got some new scythe clips

nothing crazy doe

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434074810366820422/419A941.MP4?ex=6908fbfe&is=6907aa7e&hm=20c002c301edf069ae80fe164acbe78fa9679a7d48eb335dd45dee44bcc64d47&

[pearl ferry]

uppercut decapitation execution :3

[small glen]

repost, i fucking love spinning with this thing

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434075854643794032/6E119B1.MP4?ex=6908fcf7&is=6907ab77&hm=21eda0fa83d3a8d3c7137681386837b8b9781112c3137320dd2a7d9047ce2acc&

[nimble cypress]

more photosin the outlines series

[languid osprey]

this is nothing compared to the horrible things I do to the brave stand or downed willies

[pearl ferry]

bashing a willie on the ground like a caveman gets boring after the 50th time

i do partake from time to time though

[wheat leaf]

you brutalize injured soldiers?

[languid osprey]

irl or ingame

if irl hell nah

[small glen]

(Repost) Honestly the Scythe is quite fun

[wheat leaf]

yeah im asking if you harm REAL injured soldiers

[languid osprey]

no

[wheat leaf]

yknow the casual passtime hobby, not a warcrime or nothin

[languid osprey]

that’s a federal crime

[pearl ferry]

not a crime if no one sees you do it

[wheat leaf]

were not a federation are we

[nimble cypress]

the willies weepeth, and begeth, and caterwauling f'r their liveth at which hour those gents can senseth, coequal smelleth - 'r yet bett'r gust - mine own presence approaching closely and apace directly and straight towards their greatly exact approximate location

[languid osprey]

alright

[wheat leaf]

speaketh some muthafuckith english(th)

[small glen]

Repost, this was funny as shit. I picked the wrong fucking loadout

[nimble cypress]

man fuck you

[wheat leaf]

which parent did you hear that from

[languid osprey]

why is he speaking archaic English

[nimble cypress]

she

[nimble cypress]

huh

dude im slow you need to explain things directly to me

[small glen]

as a daily reminder, i am going to post that willie that failed to kill me

Never be this willie

[wheat leaf]

you'll go through such great lengths to replicate a non existent english but don't understand when i use current english

[nimble cypress]

yeah

[sour galleon]

[nimble cypress]

just about

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

get stoned, bozo

[languid osprey]

shes so slow she hasn’t moved on from archaic English I think they’re about 525 years behind

[nimble cypress]

maybe i will

[nimble cypress]

one of us isnt understanding the joke and im not sure if its you or me

[languid osprey]

what you spoke is archaic English and it was mainly used 525 years ago (1500-1700)

[wheat leaf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942378397030555729/1045101719203364944/SirFletcher.gif

[nimble cypress]

yeah

[nimble cypress]

i like this guy who is he

[small glen]

me

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434645975716200568/20251102_125006.gif

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-dude-postal-2-postal-running-with-scissors-dancing-gif-9799974572934943760

wait so waht is the catfish channel for

[signal wedge]

Its the general chat

[quaint ingot]

so that’s where we should talk about bikes

[teal mural]

Man I'm sure this has been asked a million times but the history of the discord is dense - do we know why spears and pole arms have so much....torque?? Like sometimes you'll stab someone or get stabbed and the whole body will just whip around the head of the spear, or if you stab them and let go they'll start spinning on the ground like a top or whipping around

[rare hearth]

back in MY DAY the channel name would be changed like thrice a day

smh smh

[signal wedge]

mf I was there

[rare hearth]

shaddap new gen smh

[signal wedge]

Before I left and came back we were prolly here around the same time

[rare hearth]

all im saying is u should change the channel name every now and then cause its funny

[soft osprey]

We can’t unfortunately. Blueberry had more permissions than the rest of us, only mcwonder can change it nowadays

[rare hearth]

aw

we need blueberry back :(

[soft osprey]

Blueberry’s will be back in season in April, unless you’re in South America then it’s just about to be blueberry season

[rare hearth]

i almost thought you were talking for real lmfao

[stone flare]

why doesn't willie have a willy

pls tell

[soft osprey]

You shouldn’t ask someone why they don’t have a Willie

[stone flare]

but what do i say then

[lean anchor]

how to use single-handed spear with sheild

[rare hearth]

stabby stabby or swingy swingy

[slow heron]

half sword vr

[hybrid compass]

Anybody else hate how you can’t look around while holding mouse button down? Makes combat feel terrible when I’m trying to look around and can’t because it’s locked.

[covert forge]

im going insane

i unironically just had a dream of the halfsword early access update

😔

[valid smelt]

Learn to adjust camera by letting go of the fighting stance, it's not very difficult when you get used to it

[shell bronze]

terrible combination in this game do not use it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433353493636317305/5844431.MP4?ex=6909a7f7&is=69085677&hm=0763f3cfd5af4c547bdf857031ba74e1e23e867c3877fd513f7a3caff905ecc6&

this is what happens to people who use it

[valid smelt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lq8yQxBdZ5hQ6tkOU/spok?invite=cr-MSxISDQsMjA3Mjk3NDEwLA

And this

[jolly gorge]

how do u swing so fast

[slow heron]

decembre 8 2026

[vital perch]

you don't it sucks

[weak osprey]

It ain't a good combo

[lean anchor]

okay, so it is bad to use, everyone can't control that spear

[shell bronze]

magic powers

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434078280796864512/54F3DB1.MP4?ex=6909a7fa&is=6908567a&hm=d7ea124c1a12619f3186a724150a991b26d7e1ecb8c02d7e98f6ac7e4c65eceb&

[jolly gorge]

bro is accurate

[sudden ravine]

half sword admins are telling caseoh to play it but i just cant prove it