halfsword-chat-⚔

[small glen]

when you play without gore

[placid coyote]

yes, i usually turn it to soft anyway

[small glen]

like turning it all the way up so the game feels like those 1970-90s Medieval movies

[wheat leaf]

yeah sure its fun, its a matter of what helps against fatal error crashes tho

[small glen]

where its just blood but no dismemberment

[small glen]

Ik, its a shame its broken. Remember gore is being changed

in the EA

[wheat leaf]

i swear devs built so much hype it has people talking about EA like the second coming of jesus

[small glen]

Because it will be essentially entirely different game

Also because it's a payed and done deal

[wheat leaf]

oh the thought of not being confined to a 30x30 foot square

maps will be peak

[signal wedge]

you dont like being confined to a 30x30 square???????

[wheat leaf]

I AINT NO GAWD DAWN STEED

GET ME OUT THIS CORRAL

[graceful oxide]

It worked

thank you <3

[signal wedge]

you're right, you are horse

[placid coyote]

yaya

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[small glen]

You called me?

[slow quest]

I js ate y’all I’m lucid again

[wheat leaf]

jolly turned me into a horse smh

[sullen compass]

anything but fixing ue5 fatal crash

[shell bronze]

this is a very fun edit

[empty shard]

that cant be fixed

if you delete a coconut the whole game stops working

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[sullen compass]

Give me a pizza with nothing

[azure mirage]

too fucking bad

only fix as of now

demo won't get any more updates, so don't expect it to get fixed

wait for early access like the rest of us and use the best fixes we have

[sullen compass]

Someone doesn't like to have fun

[azure mirage]

blooocked

[wheat leaf]

this might be the most downright unfortunate conversation ive ever seen

[shell bronze]

half sword chat moment

anything but half sword

[azure mirage]

anything but half sword

[wheat leaf]

mf getting blocked for quoting a string cheese commercial

[azure mirage]

blocking you too

[empty shard]

Funnily enough, only gore causes crashes

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-giant-lift-off-blast-off-low-earth-orbit-gif-13934296

[wheat leaf]

i couldnt be happier

[azure mirage]

yp

I'm going to kill you

not even 😭

https://tenor.com/view/basket-ball-basket-basketball-fail-basketball-shot-fail-gif-23900270

[wheat leaf]

clearly joined just to spread misinformation, GUARDS

[shell bronze]

i support misinformation when it's funny

[empty shard]

not if i kill myself first

[azure mirage]

I'm not blocking you

i like you

[azure mirage]

hi fiZz

[shell bronze]

https://media.tenor.com/wnmktUiriMoAAAAC/dark-meme.gif

[azure mirage]

@shell bronze I have a question

[empty shard]

i mean, that's my config and never had anymore crashes not even in the baron fight

[shell bronze]

and that is

[azure mirage]

you know that it says

[empty shard]

No gore and half of blood, that does it

[wheat leaf]

shiet, if it works it works

[azure mirage]

blocking moderators results in like

bans and shit right

[alpine valley]

how do you pick up weapons on the floor in this game?

[azure mirage]

but what if I just ignore you

[shell bronze]

q/e

[azure mirage]

q/e

[shell bronze]

depends on what you ignore

[alpine valley]

thank yoU!

[empty shard]

get down and bark

[azure mirage]

the ignore feature

[empty shard]

i mean, Q

or E

[azure mirage]

yo

[shell bronze]

ignore me when i tell you to stop some bs and you'll have an amazing time

ignore me in regular conversation i couldn't care less

[azure mirage]

you don't get it

[shell bronze]

frankly i don't if you're hinting at something else

[empty shard]

thank you, i like you too

[azure mirage]

ts

[shell bronze]

same principle applies

[azure mirage]

really

[empty shard]

woaw (based based basedbased based basedbased based basedbased based basedbased based based)

[shell bronze]

personally i'm not gonna pocket watch people over ignoring me compared to blocking since the latter is explicitly against the rules

[azure mirage]

thank you coalpilled harasaki

[shell bronze]

too grown for games

[azure mirage]

funphobia

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230547404688723988/1298462949492396115/reaction_1.gif

[azure mirage]

@shell bronze test

okay

consider yourself unignored

[shell bronze]

wow what a privilege

[empty shard]

btw which guntuber is you fav?

[azure mirage]

KB probably

Kentucky ballistics

but I really liked that other guy that did like shooting a lot of guns and that but passed out a couple months I thinj

was an old dude, really lovely person

[empty shard]

Mister Tanked .50 Sabot?

[empty shard]

HICKOCK45 PASSED AWAY?!

[wheat leaf]

if you really think about it, willies pants dont have any holes in its construction

AINT NO WAY HICKOCK GONE

[empty shard]

Oh, no

hes not dead

he's still alive and well

thank god

[azure mirage]

you scared me

not hickock

[empty shard]

the day he passes away im gonna kms

[wheat leaf]

thank the lord

[azure mirage]

Paul harrel

[empty shard]

Oh, Paul Harrell

[azure mirage]

https://youtu.be/M-gZuFcEu0E?si=a_nDQnSBtee3jvHe

[empty shard]

My second grandpa

[wheat leaf]

but in checking i thought it was interesting that by Wikipedia's words, hickok was born in 1950 OR 1951

[empty shard]

I cried watching that video

like, unironically

[wheat leaf]

yeah... he was another good one

i liked how frank he was about stuff, just a straight up person, said things how he thought them

[azure mirage]

i loved paul

[empty shard]

i loved when he shot one round and told a year when he killed a person

[azure mirage]

genuinely sad 💔

he did State of Anarchy's sounds too

[azure mirage]

i was genuinely too

[empty shard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43eqKhpu5w0

damn

no embed

it was pretty funny

[azure mirage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43eqKhpu5w0

oh my god the title 😭

[empty shard]

shot 2005
shot 1987
shot 2004
shot 1993
shot 1967
shot and 1987

lmao

[azure mirage]

what's ur favorite guntuber?

[empty shard]

shot yesterday

[azure mirage]

LOL

[wheat leaf]

i dont know enough about the guy, is he just partially admitting to crimes or was he police/military?

[shell bronze]

anything but half sword

hickok45 my goat

[empty shard]

probably Kentucky Ballisticks and Hickock45

[azure mirage]

real...

[azure mirage]

oh yeah

i kinda forgot

[empty shard]

Some guntubers have become either too political or too larper mfs

[azure mirage]

lowkey

[azure mirage]

for sure

[shell bronze]

i LOVE larping tactical shit

[azure mirage]

ugh

[shell bronze]

nope

we're not talking about this

[azure mirage]

i know

i wanted to say that

[shell bronze]

out with these takes

[azure mirage]

i don't even know that typa stuff 💔

[empty shard]

me too, but some are way too much into it, they get boring

[azure mirage]

yeah

[shell bronze]

i cosplay leon kennedy to milsims and carry 3 long guns on me with 4 handguns

[empty shard]

they feel like they're trying to get into the navy seals

[shell bronze]

i also take him to da range

[shell bronze]

dudes with too much money and some land thinking they delta force ngl

[empty shard]

pretty much, hate them

[shell bronze]

with that being said #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[karmic magnet]

how do i pick up weapons

😭

[azure mirage]

burp

[shell bronze]

q/e

[azure mirage]

q/e

[shell bronze]

q left hand e right hand

[karmic magnet]

thank you

[shell bronze]

you can also use it to grab people

[azure mirage]

it's the second person that asked in less than 30 minutes

[karmic magnet]

oh sick

[shell bronze]

yah

[azure mirage]

you can grab anything but like

walls and floor right

[shell bronze]

yes

[azure mirage]

clueless

[cunning crest]

is the demo the full game i heard it was merged

[near patrol]

i am unsure of why, but the fatal error that happens sometimes during startup is now happening every time

[azure mirage]

what no

[azure mirage]

redownload game

[near patrol]

anyone else suddenly can't open their game at all?

[near patrol]

done did that already

[azure mirage]

or go to steam properties and launch options, do "-dx11"

[humble iris]

purpl 🤤

[azure mirage]

this right

[shell bronze]

?

[humble iris]

purpl 🤤

[azure mirage]

purpl 🤤

[cunning crest]

how do i get access to the full game thne cuz when i search half sword up on steam only the demo shows up

[humble iris]

purpl 🤤

[azure mirage]

@shell bronze answe this i lowkey forgot

wait no

full game isn't availabl

[azure mirage]

Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (October–December), with paid access possibly priced between $10–30 USD and regional pricing available.

[near patrol]

seems to have done the trick, not sure why it would suddenly stop working tho

[wheat leaf]

this coulda been such a clean kill, i wish willie didnt just aimlessly flail his weapon in my direction every time he missed a swing

[azure mirage]

dx12 sucks that's why

keep -dx11 there and it should be ok

[near patrol]

did dx12 get some sort of update..?

[azure mirage]

no

it's just dx12 being dx12

you're not the first person

happens to a lot of people at random times so it's not updates and whatever

[near patrol]

kinda weird to have an effect without a cause but i guess software just does that

[azure mirage]

yeah I suppose so

[near patrol]

technology often times has a weird quirk where the deciding factor for whether it functions or not is if it feels like it

had that happen a lot of times in modded minecraft and it pisses me off so much

[azure mirage]

yea

[azure mirage]

lol

[near patrol]

honestly i thought the demo updated because i saw a post in bug reporting about.. christmas lights?

[restive barn]

bro what

[languid blade]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[azure mirage]

no

lighting bug with unreal engine

outdated drivers i believe

[near patrol]

now make a cover of the song in old english

or whatever the willies speak.. that's old english right?

[wheat leaf]

its just english

[shell bronze]

now that the edit is finished

back to clip spam

[humble iris]

but its old

[near patrol]

but 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎

[wheat leaf]

nah my nan calls me hedgeborn all the time

very modern

[humble iris]

they call me wretch

[near patrol]

ragamuffin

[wheat leaf]

i stg ragamuffin's a boat

i dont get it

[wheat leaf]

its in the cay of bottany bay, i heard about it in an irish song

[azure mirage]

old English yea

[near patrol]

man the video don't load

[near patrol]

good to know i'm not that stupid

[wheat leaf]

"how do YOU like it"

[humble iris]

ill send you telepathic signals so you can visualize the video

dont worry

[sullen compass]

Anything but fixing ue5 fatal crash*

[shell bronze]

you'll be fine

[sullen compass]

Yeah no idea how they didn't understand it

[wheat leaf]

clearly they havent had a cheese with nothin'

[sullen compass]

Thank you clueless

[sullen compass]

Nothin'????

[near patrol]

just try not to read my own thoughts while you're at it
you wont like what you see

[wheat leaf]

chat any of yall have much luck parrying with daggers

[shell bronze]

it sucks

[wheat leaf]

either as a primary weapon or dedicated parry dagger offhand

[humble iris]

too late

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

[humble iris]

yes

[wheat leaf]

ive been trying to get better w dual wielding, but the game has such a wacky strange method of doing it

[humble iris]

they actually work pretty well

for me atleast!!

not the ones that you see with the normal commoner loadouts though

those ones are terrible

[wheat leaf]

yeah ngl i gave my loadout a t3 dagger for the sake of not picking max difficulty lmao

[near patrol]

unfortunately, you know too much now. expect a visit soon~

[wheat leaf]

im using it with the same sidesword you got a green version of tho

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210317758730997801/1311791360961155163/bart.gif

[wheat leaf]

i dont think its the right combo tho, i think a big more nimble of a primary would be better

[shell bronze]

let me try using high tier dagger as parrying dagger

[wheat leaf]

might take a bit to get a good one to drop if you spawn one in, i find t3 has a lot of fat blade daggers

[humble iris]

the parrying dagger i use has a ringed guard

[wheat leaf]

im tryna find the thin blade-wide guard dagger

[humble iris]

i just leave it there so if a sword every so happens come down there

it gets deflected

[near patrol]

btw i put the -dx11 line in launch parameters but the in game option still says it's on dx12 should i ignore that

[humble iris]

and it surprisingly works

[humble iris]

it should be fine

probably

[wheat leaf]

this was the only decent combo i got w sidesword and dagger
fair warning, the audio glitched out so its kinda loud

headphone users beware

[near patrol]

this is what your hearing is like on DMT

[azure mirage]

if it works don't touch it

[humble iris]

i never attack with the parrying dagger

[wheat leaf]

i find myself attacking with it more than i want to when i use both weapons at once, found i need to fight with them seperately

like individually parry with dagger, then use sword to attck

[runic karma]

Any tips to improve the spinjutsu here?

[wheat leaf]

using them together is just flaily chaos

[humble iris]

i just use it like a buckler

leave it there

dont mess with it

let it do its thing

[wheat leaf]

you use both mouse buttons or just one tho?

[shell bronze]

wtf i was tabbed out for a second

[humble iris]

one

i rarely move the dagger

[wheat leaf]

how do you do anything w it then-

like actually parrying n such

[humble iris]

it sits there

and it deflects swords that hit it

[wheat leaf]

..so are you really parrying with it or does it just occasionally block something

[humble iris]

mmmmm

its just there!!

like a decoration i dunno

[wheat leaf]

see im tryna do sumn with it

[humble iris]

i could use it as a parry weapon but i have my long ass rapier to do that for me

[wheat leaf]

im not like yall willies, im ambidextrous willie

[humble iris]

so using it like a buckler is better

[wheat leaf]

ima try arming sword w dagger

[humble iris]

see @wheat leaf

it works!!!!!!!!

[naive holly]

.............⚠️ EDIT ALERT ⚠️............

Guys new reclaimer HS7 edit dropped

[shell bronze]

this shit is so ass

[humble iris]

thats why i dont use it like that!!!

when you use it how your supposed to its shit!!

[azure mirage]

@shell bronze did you see my hs7 application thing

[placid coyote]

you won

[naive holly]

Forbidden stance

[wheat leaf]

your not using it right cuh

idk how your supposed to use it but not like that cuh

[wheat leaf]

i almost find im better offensively with a left hand dagger, it stabs so quick and straight it doesnt give any time for willie to block

[shell bronze]

honestly because of the inverted ass footwork that willie has with 1h weaponry

i prefer southpaw

[wheat leaf]

i didnt realize it messed w his footwork thats good to know

prob why my spacing gets so trash on 1h

its so weird its like i just lose all stability the moment i try and use 2 weapons at once, the most geriatric stumbly dolt ever

[shell bronze]

the dagger lowkey miserable

if i have to use it then i simply am in a situation where willie lacks enough dexterity to really take advantage of it

[static island]

hi i am new to the server

[shell bronze]

so i just fence like i have nothing in my offhand most times

[shell bronze]

hi

[small glen]

i eat thy

[static island]

i was wondering why doues ny game keep crashing when fighting the baron

[shell bronze]

turn blood off

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[static island]

i did but it still crashes

[azure mirage]

completely?

[small glen]

clueless is lying to you, you are supposed to turn gore off.

[azure mirage]

what no

[static island]

yea i have tried all that it doesnt work

[small glen]

💔

[azure mirage]

did you change to dx11

[small glen]

why won't you people let me spread misinformation

[modern tiger]

willie has good balance with one foot 😮

[static island]

no what is that?

[humble iris]

because it isnt misinformation

[azure mirage]

in settings

[humble iris]

duhh

[static island]

ok thanks

[small glen]

so true bestie

[humble iris]

you like the plancon

i like the longsword

we are far from besties pal....

[small glen]

betrayal

[humble iris]

yeah..w. wer elike

rivals

[small glen]

now i hope mace wins

[static island]

ok i already had it on DX11

[small glen]

but i don't JUST use plancon

i use falchion also ):

[humble iris]

falchion is cool!!!

[azure mirage]

uhhhh

when do u crash on the fights

do yk

at the 3 armored guys?

[static island]

yea near the end

either at the 3 armour guys or the baron

[azure mirage]

uhhhh

are you sure u have ur blood off

idk what to tell you

[static island]

i think it might be the fact that there is to many items on the ground

[azure mirage]

not really

[static island]

thanks for the help tho

[small glen]

Wow

[weak osprey]

I love half swording it

[small glen]

It's almost my birthday chat

[shell bronze]

is this posta di donna

[small glen]

I am going to be 19

[weak osprey]

Nice lad

[small glen]

💔

[lean mantle]

guys my game keeps crashing

[weak osprey]

Why lad

Either lower gore or graphics

[small glen]

Buy me half sword as a birthday present

Jk

[static island]

i had the same problem if you go up a bit in this chat you could see some things that might help

[shell bronze]

rip femoral artery

[shell bronze]

game won't even release then tf

[small glen]

Idc

🔥

[wild ledge]

how do I defend against high diagonal cuts in commoner tier? passive parry seems to be getting in the way when I move my guard there

[humble iris]

badaboom badabam

[lean mantle]

distance control lol

[shell bronze]

you work with it

be a bit more gentle

[small glen]

Oh green goober, should I rep the hot pink Doublet?

[humble iris]

yes.

blue goober jumpscare!!!

[small glen]

On the Falchion one?

[humble iris]

yes.

[shell bronze]

why so aggressive

mace users be like

thrust fail

insolent actions such as kicking will be punished via death

bro wtf we gotta stop with this kicking it's ruining my clips

[sand herald]

Lmfao

[wheat leaf]

howd you get a gucci belt

is that new or did i only just notice

[sand herald]

Sometimes the clothing physics glitch out and my gambeson starts bunching up around the waist, making it look like a belt if that's what you mean

[wheat leaf]

really? ive never seen that before lol i genuinely thought you had some kinda extra belt thing

[sudden ravine]

ouch

[drowsy lichen]

Is there impalement in half sword?

like through the body type

[weak osprey]

Yes,

[sand herald]

very much so

[drowsy lichen]

oh, ive never noticed it then

[weak osprey]

Best impaler at your hands is a spear

[faint crater]

alt

hold alt and you can stab

ofc though there are other ways to guide your sword or pole's tip

[stable helm]

whens the full release?

[faint crater]

no one knows, probably a long time though. early access is supposed to be this month or next month

[stable helm]

Awsome thanks

[azure mirage]

hi rowy

[gleaming olive]

yo has anyone had a dude surrender, fall backwards while dropping his sword and end up killing himself with it

[weak osprey]

No

[azure mirage]

everytime

[shell bronze]

aurafarm

[weak osprey]

He had to see the aura himself

And surrender afterwards

[stable helm]

will we get multiplayer

[azure mirage]

There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released

[stable helm]

Does that mean controller support?

[azure mirage]

#faq yea

[stable helm]

Thank you, I couldnt find the FAQ channel

[azure mirage]

top of the channels
click server guide
click whatever channel it shows

it's really stupid

[wheat leaf]

i be on my gladiation arc

gladiatorial type beat

[small glen]

Ngl this took like several tries

my original plan was to spin and have the point cut his neck, but i had to just deal with this. Mission failed Successfully 😭

[wheat leaf]

total eclipse of the heart.. by bonnie tyler...

bonnie..

FNAF REFERENCE??

[young sentinel]

I just woke up. I had a nightmare about Willie not being harmed every 10 seconds in the most horrific ways imaginable

[brazen glade]

Did punching change recently? Just started playing again after like a month and it feels really bad

[small glen]

i am so disappointed in this fucking willie that my clipping software even broke

[brazen glade]

Like it wont let me punch with both hands anymore when I hold both left and right click

[shell bronze]

did you see the edit

[small glen]

nse

naw

where is it

"nse"

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434385846160855090/poleaxe_circulation_3.mp4?ex=6908236b&is=6906d1eb&hm=a1f23d82269da214e53555b97d0b995c9cd0739413ff5005087fe541c7fa6738&

[small glen]

plancon language

[small glen]

peak

This fucking willie had a plancon

And struggled to kill me

I was so offended that I had to just end him

For the record: I was allowing him to kill me

[signal wedge]

Pointy stick enjoyer more like pointy stick hater

[small glen]

tf is this shite?

[weak osprey]

A work of art indeed

[small glen]

Billions of Plancons must perish

[south sentinel]

Wth

How'd you what

[prime badger]

how do you get the multiplayer mod to work

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434344277831585793/3A2EF61.MP4?ex=6907fcb4&is=6906ab34&hm=bbbf82f775a3b05bc265aa8719634a46156ad56b5a523368ae8530d0f321ceea&

[young sentinel]

That, isn’t a thing

Yet

[prime badger]

tthe splitt screen mod

or mostly how do i use a older version of tthte game

[young sentinel]

It’s not possible, the game footage where their playing split screens is from the gamecon

[weak osprey]

There is a split scren mod, but idk how to install it, I also dont know if it supports modern half sword

[prime badger]

it doesent support the modern version whisch is annyoing

[small glen]

well that happened

[upbeat oasis]

.

[shell bronze]

taken down

[prime badger]

since when

[shell bronze]

dont know but hs official took it down

we're getting split screen in early access

[small glen]

i accidentally kicked someone

[small glen]

@shell bronze AHEM

this is the 5th time i did this

[shell bronze]

tf song choice is that

eiffel 65 and clarity is egregious

[small glen]

this is youtube giving me random songs

i had clarity playing

then it ended

and it went to a Agartha remix

[prime badger]

when is thte full game supposed to release

[shell bronze]

before end of this year

[small glen]

tight

[small glen]

w?

[shell bronze]

video game scythe attack

[small glen]

gyat

[small glen]

i was deadass shocked, I did not expect it to work 😭

[prime badger]

how do you download a older version of the game

[weak osprey]

Idk

Sterling?

But truly tho there aint no way to get an older version of the game

To my view

But there are prolly some ways to get it

[timid saddle]

There is Internet Archive, and Half Sword Dungeon

[ember flame]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2

nope, this one at least is still up

[naive granite]

doesnt work tho

[ember flame]

it does just an older version

[naive granite]

i dont think it does

[ember flame]

you just have to downgrade ive used the mod before

[naive granite]

did it work

[ember flame]

yeah

its made by the same guy who made the trainer lol

i think clueless was talking about a wip splitscreen mod for the modern versions, it apparently got ceased and desist because they are adding in it ea, and he found a hidden progress map in the game files according to the original posts reddit.

[lucid galleon]

yo hello

is there any ways \

to restart gauntlet

[hollow pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1434460265172303974/togif.gif

gifs are fun

[keen slate]

👍

[plucky lintel]

yeouch

[steep barn]

hes having a fun time

[steep barn]

the fuck is your name

[plucky lintel]

what the fuck is that name

[naive granite]

mods

take his life from him

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-4011130199587889790

[plucky lintel]

you have 7th grader humor

[fierce pine]

how to instal mod pls

[plucky lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1204445989855957072/1228064245464170566/kotik.gif

get a load of this guy

[steep barn]

plays minecraf, valorant, dota 2 and counterstrike, account made this year, minecraft pfp

name like that

under 13

[plucky lintel]

absolutely

[steep barn]

= report

[plucky lintel]

yeah i think we caught him in the act

[tardy bronze]

does anyone have tips or tricks :p

[steep barn]

congrats bois, we caught the minor

@hollow mason ayo, we got a kid in here

[plucky lintel]

lynch him

you sure about that

[steep barn]

<@&1080390104562016306> ayo, we got a kid in here

[plucky lintel]

yeah he humbled real quick

lmao

[steep barn]

https://tenor.com/view/fairly-odd-parents-handcuff-under-arrest-in-trouble-jail-gif-14434899307012538758

i dont want children interacting with me man

im good

[naive granite]

just stop giving him attention he will have to change that name anyways

[steep barn]

especially with a game like this

[naive granite]

youre giving him what he wants right now

[tardy bronze]

can someone pls give me some tips

[steep barn]

dont care bro, its a kid, if discord finds out we let him roam around here, bye bye server

[steep barn]

get a hammer

hit the knees

[tardy bronze]

im on the baron thing

fighting the golden guy

[steep barn]

aim for the head

only hit the head

[plucky lintel]

if you want it easy just use sliders to your advantage

[steep barn]

you wont kill him, just try your best to knock out

[naive granite]

just pretty much get close to him and hit the head,if you let him hit you youre done

try to do a bit wrestling at close range hold with one hand and hit use the other hand to hit him with a blunt weapon

thats what i did

[tardy bronze]

i have an halberd or whatever

[plucky lintel]

use the blade to hit him in the head if possible

[naive granite]

yeah that works

[tardy bronze]

hes so tall

[naive granite]

to vertical attacks on the head

[gaunt dagger]

guys does the enhancer mod allow you to change the size of willy

or is it a separate mod

[plucky lintel]

yes

[naive granite]

yep

[gaunt dagger]

where is it

i cant find it

[naive granite]

you need to spawn a willie first

you can change the spawned willie's size

[gaunt dagger]

yeah but i meant me willy not willy willy

[naive granite]

you can spawn a willie

then control that willie

[devout yew]

theres pills for that

[naive granite]

possess it

[plucky lintel]

you're giving more proof you're underage vro

[gaunt dagger]

ohhhh

black magic ok

[tardy bronze]

i lost my halberdc

[naive granite]

im not talking to him

[steep barn]

you're talking to a kid btw

[devout yew]

whys a kid playing half sword?

[steep barn]

dunno

[naive granite]

@slow anchor

[plucky lintel]

unrestricted internet access

[tardy bronze]

he hit me once the halberd fell and i dont have it guys help

[steep barn]

bad parents

[devout yew]

not my fault then

[naive granite]

can you cut this guys head off

[steep barn]

GUARDS

[plucky lintel]

do you have a blunt sidearm

[steep barn]

SEIZE HIM

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[tardy bronze]

nope

[plucky lintel]

can you get the polearm back

[tardy bronze]

wym

[plucky lintel]

can you pick it back up

[naive granite]

@shadow swallow this guy

[tardy bronze]

i cant pick up anything

[slow anchor]

I'm on mobile dawg, you could sit me in a plane and tell me to fly and I'd do better than here

[plucky lintel]

get em mops

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/anothersdays-gif-8682649277694789514

[plucky lintel]

well damn

you're in a bit of trouble

[tardy bronze]

power of fists?

[steep barn]

are you fr lmao

press and hold on his name

scroll down

[plucky lintel]

doubt that would work with armor

[steep barn]

ban

[severe seal]

hi

[naive granite]

<@&1080390104562016306>

@shadow swallow

[tardy bronze]

what does fatal error mean

fuck

[plucky lintel]

the game crashed

turn off gore

[tardy bronze]

i turned it off already

[severe seal]

rayeo not gaslighting in half sword 😱

is this real

[plucky lintel]

no

im fake

[severe seal]

🤣

haha

[slow anchor]

You don't have to ping us every 3 seconds bro

[tardy bronze]

brooo does it mean i have to do it all over again

[severe seal]

sadly

[steep barn]

why does your profile info have minor in it

???

[severe seal]

wdym

[naive granite]

this is the first time im pinging the mod team

[tardy bronze]

ban him

[steep barn]

bruh, how many kids are in this fucking server

what a mess

[naive granite]

i guess we have to wait no one is doing anything about it

[plucky lintel]

does he know

gee i sure wonder

[tardy bronze]

why did i get fatal error bruh

[steep barn]

mod cant even do his job on the phone

bro is from 1781

[severe seal]

i saw that

[plucky lintel]

your people

[hollow mason]

alright

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-welcome-pleasure-keanu-reeves-its-a-pleasure-thank-you-gif-18395277

[hollow mason]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-dash-mlp-rainbow-dash-mlp-fim-my-little-pony-mlp-cute-gif-12781765245863285231

[keen slate]

No

[tardy bronze]

i don tlike fatal errors

[keen slate]

[keen slate]

Cool

Good to know

Nice

[tardy bronze]

thanks

[keen slate]

Np

No problem

👍

[tardy bronze]

ok

[keen slate]

😔 ✌️ just give me level 2 brooooo

[tardy bronze]

haha

lol

lmao

[keen slate]

Bahaha

Lel

Lmao

So funny

[naive granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1428928049323446295/image0.gif

[keen slate]

[naive granite]

this photo actually reminds me of someone

[tardy bronze]

just so you guys know ok means okay

[keen slate]

Yeah

[keen slate]

Ok,okay

[naive granite]

he kinda looks like nathan drake

[keen slate]

Oh

[naive granite]

in uncharted 3

[keen slate]

He lowk reminds me of willie

[steep barn]

oh thank god

[keen slate]

Yk the npc from half sword

[steep barn]

the children are gone

i can be depraved again

[keen slate]

Uh

[naive granite]

like actually

[keen slate]

People be saying anything for level 2. Couldn't be me

[naive granite]

there was a one scene he was looking exactly like this

[steep barn]

level 1

[keen slate]

Never played uncharted

[keen slate]

You are too

[steep barn]

nah bro

im lv l2

[keen slate]

Lil boi

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/anothersdays-gif-8682649277694789514

[tardy bronze]

why am i laggy

[steep barn]

literally better

[keen slate]

Oh sh

[naive granite]

im level 3

[steep barn]

im cell before he was perfect

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-the-boys-season-4-s4-gif-7301746694496853516

[steep barn]

soon, i will be perfect

[keen slate]

My pc too buns to even play it prob

[keen slate]

So tuff boi

[naive granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1428928049323446295/image0.gif

[steep barn]

i missed it

what was it

[tardy bronze]

also guys np means no problem

[naive granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434244406382170193/HqMwNli.gif

[steep barn]

really? what does yafi

mean

[tardy bronze]

uh

idk ask zerkeinov

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-bye-bye-gif-7990496184851258495

[tardy bronze]

guys

idk

yes

[keen slate]

Tuff

[keen slate]

People

[keen slate]

I do know

[keen slate]

No

[tardy bronze]

mean

[keen slate]

Ez

Sit down

Get better

Clipped

Skill issue

[tardy bronze]

my mom said you need to be kind to me

[keen slate]

I don't care what yo mom says

Lil boi

[tardy bronze]

im reporting you to the feds

[keen slate]

Nuh uh

[ocean kiln]

Does someone know if it launches in certain moth or do we only know that is launches this year ?

[fierce wedge]

what type of moth

[ocean kiln]

Idk like this month

November

[mint hollow]

i have a halfsword katana

[inner raven]

What Early Access?

[ocean kiln]

No full release

And online mode

[inner raven]

Full Release hasn't been spoken about, Early Access has been announced it's releasing before the end of the year.

[ocean kiln]

Oh will be online mode there

In early acces

[inner raven]

Unsure, LAN has been spoken about here and there

[ocean kiln]

Hope it will cause I am waiting years for this game

[inner raven]

Yeah hopefully it does :)

[slow heron]

December 8 2026

REmber the date

[lunar sapphire]

hello ladies

[valid smelt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lqse2xfxnVFfvDzDQ?invite=cr-MSx0TFosMjA3Mjk3NDEw&v=6

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lqshBWn6pCxBUq3GJ?invite=cr-MSxVSUEsMjA3Mjk3NDEw&v=6

[weak osprey]

Half sword is love

Half sword is life

[valid smelt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lqsDO3HMf4x8s2ySD?invite=cr-MSx0SGosMjA3Mjk3NDEw&v=7

[versed wedge]

NWSA
(National Willie Space Administration)

[keen slate]

Tuff

[keen slate]

Fr

Wrestling is the best thing in the game lowk

[jolly gorge]

Are we gonna get procedural gibs :D

like

entrails and mashed body parts

[weak osprey]

I think we will

Would be sick

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[onyx pasture]

thats enough halfsword for me

[tough hollow]

bro fell for the clone spell

[jolly gorge]

what

[tough hollow]

halfsword wizardry

[onyx pasture]

i hate that theyre miniature

[tough hollow]

theyre my minions

[onyx pasture]

so evil

[weak osprey]

I shall send thy minions to obliterate this buffoon

[tough hollow]

sending my finest platoon you throw spells at your windows

[weak osprey]

Will send my best squadron to the abyss

[modern tiger]

I feel like it might come out of november or december

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[tough hollow]

well you wrong

i can see the future

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881963974747361310/1377296819280810075/Show_this_man_202505272248-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[tough hollow]

evil dogs

[dark folio]

This is willies fault

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/pot-of-greed-gif-1635334155342085284

[tough hollow]

the great evil is back

[tough hollow]

evil

[deep shale]

the broke "i must click on every reaction emoji"
versus
the bespoke "i will click only one to create imbalance"

[dark folio]

Dead chat

[deep shale]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

[timber topaz]

What. In the good green golly is that

[gusty flame]

half sword tommorow

[empty shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ashley-absolute-cinema-gif-5275618615499327574

god damnit

[hollow berry]

i really fucking hate having to turn off blood for the baron tier

it's not just a cool visual thing, it actively helps you with determining the opponent's (and your) condition

[fresh gyro]

That is a very excellent point

Because when the demo was goreless, i was performing like shit because i couldn't tell whatever i was harming my opponent and how much damage my hit did

[hollow berry]

i think they could've just deployed a patch to fix it since this has been an issue for like months atp

[fresh gyro]

and when gore was re-added i immediately started performing better

[hollow berry]

you can't even avoid this because turning down blood (not turning it off completely) WILL still crash your game

and i don't think it even reduces your chances of crashing cause it happened to me after just a few rounds today

[dark folio]

Dead chat

[empty shard]

WAS THAT A DASH?!

[vital perch]

yes

[empty shard]

did he just literally dashed forward to attack??

[weak osprey]

I love the big ol mace

[keen slate]

Yo

Anyone know the mod where you basically have the force?

Cause ik i saw it on tt once

[vital perch]

check #modders-guild-hall

maybe its there

[keen slate]

Nah

I just see weapon mods and the enhancer

[keen slate]

In there

[dark folio]

What about the small young mace

[weak osprey]

No

[slow heron]

Yes decembe 8 release

[dark folio]

Game is never

[weak osprey]

Wet willie on your bellie

[dark folio]

You sure

[weak osprey]

Wet willie on your bellie

I have come to fathom I adore this sentence

[slow heron]

En garde

[weak osprey]

Never let em know your next move

[slow heron]

wet willie lore

[weak osprey]

Willie romance

[coral cedar]

i was literally on the last fight before i could challenge the baron and i got killed by a lucky shot from my opponents dagger and sent to the abyss 😭

[dark folio]

You sure

[dark folio]

Dead chat

[willow axle]

hi, don't worry

[tardy estuary]

I've been playing the demo for a while with full blood, gore, epic settings at 1920 with very few crashes. Wanted to turn down the difficulty a bit to actually experience the harder boss fights, managed to unlock free mode... now it crashes all the time. Even with low settings and no blood. I know this is a demo (and release soon, yay) but still... is that a thing? Damage settings affect stability, somehow?

[willow axle]

I got the same problem, start during the final fight.
Maybe game calcul with the ragdoll when you kill or cut a body

[round stone]

Hitting them dinosaur hands after being hit so hard 🥀

[main quail]

hi, i'm just finish knight rank and i want to know how to reset progress, I want to start of beginning

[round stone]

Quite a rare cut, eye reamined intact

V

[reef sandal]

ty

just figured it out lol

[round stone]

Glad to help out another Aaron

[reef sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-comedy-central-keegan-aaron-skit-gif-4842542

[hollow pond]

Cyclops!

[round stone]

Bro after a 12 hour shift

Spear users suffer the most humiliating defeats

[hollow pond]

Ever got a cut where the brain was still intact?

[round stone]

Willie's brain evaporate in contact with air

[hollow pond]

I have a screenshot of one somewhere

Quite nice when parts of them that aren’t usually intact are intact

[round stone]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[main quail]

hi, i'm just finish knight rank and i want to know how to reset progress, I want to start of beginning

[astral raven]

Is that updated blood

[round stone]

No

[dark folio]

@solar bough kaboom

[olive pond]

They need to put Voicechat in here so we can stream with eachother and see how others play fr!!

to chat and play together would be a good time.

[humble iris]

there is

you just gotta level up

[olive pond]

In here?

[humble iris]

yeah

[olive pond]

call me dumbn. but how do i lvl up?

[humble iris]

talk

[olive pond]

ohhhh

dam ok

yeah i been wondering how.... thank you.

[humble iris]

np

[olive pond]

what lvl do i need to be for VC?

[dark folio]

Dumb

[humble iris]

i dont remember but it was either 2 or 3

[dark folio]

2

[round stone]

Most effective shield user

[olive pond]

oh thank you guys and yes DUMB** lol

i stg!!!!!

[dark folio]

In the episode where louis almost gpt killed by that reporter and stewart saved her why didnt he kill her right after

Stewart is so confusing

[round stone]

Bro's totally blocked

ez

Thrusted, pierced knee, and leg sweped

[hollow pond]

He’s got massive balls

[olive pond]

jesus how do i find out what lvl i am in here.

[round stone]

Thought It was a flamethrower lol

[main quail]

hi, i'm just finish knight rank and i want to know how to reset progress, I want to start of beginning

answer me please

[round stone]

Lil bro demands an answer

[hollow pond]

You’re either level 0 or level 1

#stat-rank-check

[olive pond]

thank you for the answer but that rank check isnt telling me anytng really. lemme check again

[olive pond]

?

wtf is going on there?

[vital perch]

helmets arent real

[slow heron]

Wet Willie gang sign

[dark folio]

@mild yarrow munch my boy

How are you

[mild yarrow]

No

[mild yarrow]

Bad

[dark folio]

Still sick?

[dark folio]

Alright sorry

[mild yarrow]

No I’m back at school tomorrow

[dark folio]

Same for me💔

[mild yarrow]

What year you in I forget

[dark folio]

Why do i even need school cant i just take care of goats

[mild yarrow]

Yeah

[dark folio]

Idk i forgot

[mild yarrow]

gng

[dark folio]

You MIGHT have the memory of a goldfish

Holy essay

[mild yarrow]

says you buster

[dark folio]

Says you punk

[mild yarrow]

yes, anyway gng on w friends

[dark folio]

What

[dark folio]

I always see your medalion clips when i turn on my pc

[dark folio]

Screenshotting exists

[rotund blade]

Erm nuh uh

[dark folio]

Press alt f4 to screenshot

[rotund blade]

No way

[dark folio]

Yes way

[rotund blade]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[dark folio]

Want to vc

[mild yarrow]

no im on w friends

[dark folio]

Tell noah he's a cow

[valid bear]

guys did halfsword upgrade or sum

upgate*

[mild yarrow]

he said you can join if you want

[small glen]

upgate

[slow heron]

on december 8 2026

[valid bear]

💔

[dark folio]

Nvm

[valid bear]

idk this the first time I see blood particles on the floor from boxing without the guy falling

[small glen]

yoo wassup John

[valid bear]

and everything feels smoother.

[slow heron]

Oh okay

[small glen]

reposting this: remember chat, if you feel like your useless. remember you aren't willie AI

[valid bear]

anything but hit unarmored spots

[rotund blade]

I didn't get me upgate 🥀 🥀

[small glen]

the song must've gave me extra HP or something idk, thats the only excuse i can muster for this guy not killing me

[valid bear]

😡

[valid bear]

I think his balkan rage turned off

[rotund blade]

Mb

[keen slate]

yo guys

[slow quest]

how can I get bad plancon AI

[keen slate]

did they patch the spinkick?

cause my leg isnt going up to the head

only to the torso

[slow quest]

it still kinda works