halfsword-chat-⚔

[boreal path]

fortnite or pubg

[shell bronze]

can you kill a guy 8+/10 times via dodging alone without getting any major injuries

[shell bronze]

h1z1

[humble iris]

neither

they both stink!!

[boreal path]

eckis bockis seris eckis

[sharp sky]

team fortress 2

[slow quest]

uhhh how about 4

[wheat leaf]

Pubba G 🔥

[tough hollow]

people playground

[boreal path]

what do you consider a major injury

[shell bronze]

master footwork before you attempt parrying

[hushed crane]

can someone help? my game is not launching

[shell bronze]

if the screen goes red or gets a red streak

[wheat leaf]

Master baiting before you attempt attacking

[shell bronze]

master what

[wheat leaf]

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

[shell bronze]

if you laugh half sword never releases

[slow quest]

how much does this get me

[light trellis]

how can i reset my progress

[wheat leaf]

We doomed I fell over in my chair cackling over that

[light trellis]

in gauntlet

[humble iris]

your clip stops at 10 seconds for me 😭

give it a second

[slow quest]

stops at 3 for me

fuck medal

[humble iris]

yeah discord is silly

gotta let it load a bit

[wheat leaf]

Whole clip played first try for me

I’m just betterer like that

[humble iris]

judging the footwork, i dont notice much dodging

you usually trade hits

try to dodge a swing/bait out a swing and then swing at them while keeping yourself safe

do that a couple times until you are consistently doing it without getting hit or getting very slight damage

[slow quest]

alr ill be back

[humble iris]

alr

[slow quest]

ts doesnt count but i found it funny

[keen slate]

Wrestling is one of the best things in the game lowk

[wheat leaf]

I swear Willie makes new noises now and then

[boreal path]

i can’t wait for when it gets better

[keen slate]

Yeah, its kinda hard to get a grip on willie tho

[wheat leaf]

I’ve never heard him make that 2nd grunt in the first clip

[keen slate]

But i get like 2 double/single legs each round vs Willie

[slow quest]

how about this

[shell bronze]

@slow quest

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432648698286051348/5334451.MP4?ex=6907c052&is=69066ed2&hm=1ca17d3bf7554c3b4c4a1587b029d39cb5231ffb6facd37280ea0626d0a7124a&

[slow quest]

the clip died wth

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432650102346092595/25231B1.MP4?ex=6907c1a1&is=69067021&hm=8440f09edf71c18b56e054934c90fcebfc881f751b3da3653585a2fa342eb762&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434083224304484413/4738391.MP4?ex=6907b254&is=690660d4&hm=355d21f8b7641848277b02f9d827a5a74d3a39b14544a191b514258587e1ab64&

[wheat leaf]

Has anyone ever pulled off a shoulder toss like in judo?

[slow quest]

your clips dont work for me so i gotta download them

[azure mirage]

yeah

[shell bronze]

damn

[keen slate]

On tt

[boreal path]

i’ve been learning to grapple starting with a sword in one hand

[keen slate]

Idk how to do it tho

Its a bit hard

[wheat leaf]

TT?

[keen slate]

Single leg is easier tho

[keen slate]

Tiktok

[wheat leaf]

Oh

Yeah I do single and double legs mostly, consistent shoulder toss would be sick to learn tho

[keen slate]

Yeah

[humble iris]

@slow quest

[keen slate]

I mean i kinda know how to do it, i just can't pull it off

[wheat leaf]

When my pc’s set up again ima try it, I’ve had a method I’ve been pondering for how to pull it off

[humble iris]

dont wait too long to follow up with your own attack as they love to whip it back at you

[keen slate]

Idk how to do the throw weapons tho

[humble iris]

if you wait too long and try to follow up, you might get hit with the whiplash

[keen slate]

Like the one with the curve and that doesn't go to the opposite direction of the opponent

[slow quest]

they fucking adore it

[humble iris]

yeah you gotta be careful sometimes

[slow quest]

right after watching your clip

[humble iris]

anyways continue trying

[humble iris]

first dodge was good

stayed out of range too so the whip back wouldnt do anything if he managed to follow through

good good

[keen slate]

What lvl you gotta be to send pics?

[humble iris]

continue doing this

[humble iris]

2

[round stone]

That'll hurt in 30 seconds

[wheat leaf]

Fighting naked Willie in armor?

[slow quest]

dawg wth is going on with my feet
this HAS to be a known bug

[keen slate]

Just a scratch

Nothing serious

[humble iris]

yeah it is

flamingo legs

requires restart

also your clips always start really buggy for some reason

[wheat leaf]

He’s tryna unstick his nuts lowkey

Happens

[keen slate]

Crazy

[slow quest]

is there an alternative to medal

[humble iris]

yes

[lunar sapphire]

what do you guys use to record gameplay

[slow quest]

ye stabby

[humble iris]

steam overlay has a recording part

steam record

[wheat leaf]

Xbox overlay is peak

[humble iris]

❌

[quiet scaffold]

xbox overlay

[wheat leaf]

Wtvr it’s called

[signal wedge]

Check✅

[keen slate]

[wheat leaf]

It does record last 30 seconds instead which I like

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577944436793933825/1433658797876056105/f2c64518-cf03-40df-b505-95f62068b0da.gif

[keen slate]

[wheat leaf]

I don’t hit record and try to hit something cool, I play until I hit something cool THEN record it

[slow quest]

what clipping app do yall use

[humble iris]

steam

[keen slate]

Pc

[slow quest]

amd/nvidia thing?

[keen slate]

G+ something

[wheat leaf]

Default windows image/video loader for me

[keen slate]

Like you hit G and something else

I forgot

And it opens like a menu

To record

[quiet scaffold]

windows + G

[wheat leaf]

X BOX

Is windows + g

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416893048234840285/612C081.MP4?ex=6907c7fb&is=6906767b&hm=a34fca10ca32baf74087da235b70f0cea1bc77fdec0d9037acc823b83464fb37&

[keen slate]

Ion even know what graphics card i have

But its ahh

If my settings are anything above low my game starts to lag like crazy

[round stone]

This guy tried to swing with that bad arm

[keen slate]

Thats gonna hurt a bit

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429600239324495913/7C98B01.MP4?ex=6907ddf9&is=69068c79&hm=1f6bde4cc311c740f6e3e6fc70995b25c8081c6d8a02e01b9e8714fb94520f61&

they love backswinging

[slow quest]

steam doesnt have the clip thing only the normal recording

[shell bronze]

whenever they do it it feels realistic

[round stone]

When adrenaline runs out

[keen slate]

Yeah

[humble iris]

backswinging just feeds me parry clips

[shell bronze]

you gotta outspeed them or not fully commit

[round stone]

Nice judo throw

[shell bronze]

i'm talking the variety seen in what i posted

[slow quest]

which version is this

[lunar sapphire]

what

[humble iris]

current

[lunar sapphire]

yeah

[keen slate]

How you do that

[quick thistle]

this was a funny scene
I cut his face off and he cut off my hand at the same time

[round stone]

That'll teach him

[keen slate]

[round stone]

total fucking chaos

[quick thistle]

ikr 😭

[keen slate]

[keen slate]

[lunar sapphire]

um guys

how do I uh save my outfit

[keen slate]

A great mod idea would be a g*n

[humble iris]

ovr or hse

[keen slate]

Outfit?

[humble iris]

id use ovr

[keen slate]

Whatever he said

[humble iris]

because it longform

[shell bronze]

save it via enhancer/trainer first, then save with ovrdth

[humble iris]

^

[lunar sapphire]

ohh

I was just saving using ovrdth

[quick thistle]

what do u use to make ur game look like that

[shell bronze]

nothing

[lunar sapphire]

was wondering why it wasnt working

[quick thistle]

bruh

[shell bronze]

just a normal pc with dx12 high graphics and hdr

my pc is very normal and average

[round stone]

How much will power has this Willie

[quick thistle]

go pro

[keen slate]

Guys

When you think about it

[quick thistle]

twisted his neck like a rug

[keen slate]

We're all just a bunch of Willie's

[tough hollow]

holy jawline

[quick thistle]

looksmaxx willie

williemaxxing

[keen slate]

Tuff

[quick thistle]

Maybe the update is the Willies we killed along the way

[keen slate]

Fr

BRO

HOW MUCH XP

DO I NEED TO GET

JUST GIVE ME LEVEL 2 ALREADY

AHHHHHH

[quick thistle]

alot

[humble iris]

get speaking buddy ol pal

[keen slate]

Level bullying

[lunar sapphire]

BRO

he JUST FLEW AWAY

[keen slate]

Dang

[boreal path]

get speaking lol

[slow quest]

an average pc does NOT run dx12 high that well

[quick thistle]

he gave up

[keen slate]

Gravity?

[tough hollow]

how hard did i kick blud

[humble iris]

speak

[lunar sapphire]

REGULARWFHNSDG8YH7RFGWRYHG

I got the perfect critical hit using a sword

[keen slate]

W

[quick thistle]

wizard update confirmed

[lunar sapphire]

and he starting turning into a tornado

[lunar sapphire]

they stole this from me

I know it

[keen slate]

It would be nice if there was a grapple mode

[lunar sapphire]

but I cant prove it

[keen slate]

Like that the Willie couldn't hit you

But could grapple

And do single legs and stuff

[shell bronze]

100% does

[tough hollow]

mine didnt

[slow quest]

what are thy specs

[shell bronze]

then your pc is below average

[tough hollow]

noitnot

[shell bronze]

uhhh

gt 1030 with pentium

4gb ddr3

[slow quest]

no fucking way in heaven or hell

[shell bronze]

ikr

[humble iris]

hes rich his average is a 4090 with a ryzen 7

[slow quest]

thou art but a liar

[shell bronze]

i run a 7800x3d with a 7900 xtx 24gb and 64gb ddr5

[slow quest]

clueless is rich ?

[quick thistle]

2/10 ragebait ain't falling for it

[tough hollow]

okay now didy blud is just saying shit

[slow quest]

of course it runs good

[shell bronze]

storage is 2 sticks of 4tb samsung 990s

[quick thistle]

fucksss

[keen slate]

Thought samsung is a phone brand

[shell bronze]

yeah sorry i like to pretend to be poor and normal sometimes

[tough hollow]

deadass

[shell bronze]

they make tvs washing machines fridges and laptops too

[slow quest]

im not poor dawg

[round stone]

Bro is dual wielding

[keen slate]

I mean if you want i can give you my pc and you give me yours

Or just trade graphics card

[shell bronze]

pretending means i can stop at any given time

you guys can stay peasants though ❤️

[keen slate]

I have a 630 hdi or something

And it runs fine

[slow quest]

I be running a 5070 though
-# with a 5600 and a 1080p screen

the format dont work

[keen slate]

Exepct if there are more than 2 willies, and if my setting are anything above low

[humble iris]

the plot is so gone

[keen slate]

Plot is so back

[keen slate]

Bully

[slow quest]

we stay poor while the rich get richer

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-3708949419905965398

[slow quest]

eat the rich

[keen slate]

This has to be cyber bullying

[slow quest]

doth thou needeth proof?

[keen slate]

Nah, imma leave that to you

[shell bronze]

it is

and it's FUN

[round stone]

[slow quest]

fair

[shell bronze]

holy bottleneck

[slow quest]

chinese wojak spotted

[keen slate]

Wanna trade GPUs?

[slow quest]

what do you have

[slow quest]

i now

[keen slate]

I have a 630 hdi

[shell bronze]

i currently run a 1440p165 samsung g5 monitor

[keen slate]

Or something

Like that

[shell bronze]

rather gpu bottleneck for gaming than anything else tbh

[tough hollow]

the nvidda 6700 gtr whatevermagical machine

[keen slate]

[slow quest]

if it can run well enough to not be an excuse for being ass its cool

[keen slate]

Aight chat gn

[slow quest]

nighty night

[keen slate]

[compact sail]

gn nik omk

[slow quest]

on willie do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?

[keen slate]

You got schizophrenia or what? Cuz who are you talking to

[keen slate]

Dayum

[tough hollow]

you guys think i needa cut back on my spending

[lunar sapphire]

You have to eat more man

[keen slate]

Fr

[lunar sapphire]

your skinny

you need to eat more

[tough hollow]

you live off of cellar doors and rust sardine heads

[keen slate]

^

[tough hollow]

you swin

[lunar sapphire]

who do you think your talking to

BUDDY

[tough hollow]

zero

[keen slate]

Whats a swin

[lunar sapphire]

good

were good then

[tough hollow]

okay uncle

[keen slate]

☝️ ☝️ ☝️

Anyone gonna answer orrrr?

[lunar sapphire]

its a pig or something

[tough hollow]

NO

[keen slate]

Oh

[humble iris]

thats swine

[keen slate]

Svine?

So whats a swin

[humble iris]

i dunno!!

[keen slate]

Wait a minute...

YOU GAVE WHAT TO THE HOMELESS MAN???

[tough hollow]

i needed mentos alright

[keen slate]

Bro failed nnn

💔 😔 ✌️

[keen slate]

Im still in. Used a reboot card

[tough hollow]

shi slide

[keen slate]

Nah

[tough hollow]

bruh

gatekeeper

[keen slate]

Ez

Ez

Sit down

Ez

[tough hollow]

no skill reboot user

[keen slate]

Mad cuz bad

[slow quest]

im very hungry

[quaint vector]

is there a name for this

[keen slate]

Then go eat

[slow quest]

delayed gratification

[tough hollow]

the willy do dat trigger ficky

[wheat leaf]

The blender perhaps

[humble iris]

divine intervention

[keen slate]

Uh.... Okay?....

[slow quest]

restaurant serves nice foood

[wheat leaf]

Tf else they gonna serve

[tough hollow]

cellar doors

[keen slate]

So go to a restaurant?..

[tough hollow]

no really

[slow quest]

gotta wait 30 mins

[keen slate]

Bro whats with you and cellar doors

[keen slate]

Skill issue

[wheat leaf]

What restaurants you goin to 😭

[tough hollow]

whats with you and buckets of sardine heads

[keen slate]

Get better ping

[slow quest]

i dont have a car dawg

[keen slate]

Money issue

[slow quest]

i went broke for the computer

[wheat leaf]

Oh they got the new seasonal menu in.. what do we have hmm… rusty shackles, mouldy cork from a wine barrel, AH yes! Cellar door!

[keen slate]

Don't forget the sneaky golem

[tough hollow]

you forgot the deepfried grass flavored pig snouts

[wheat leaf]

I prefer the pig tails they fry like calamari

[keen slate]

Why not just eat grass atp?

[tough hollow]

whatever boats your float

[wheat leaf]

What kinda bozo eats grass

[tough hollow]

beacuse icecream is radioactive

[slow quest]

“I dream of a rusty, iron rich rectangular object in can eat for any meal!”
the nefarious cellar door:

[keen slate]

Fair

[wheat leaf]

Because bread taste better than key

[tough hollow]

keep it niche uncle waterbottle

[keen slate]

Because larry the goat

[wheat leaf]

We franchising

[quaint vector]

chat what should i eat

[slow quest]

ok bronana split

[tough hollow]

keep it on the dl unc

[slow quest]

cellar door

[keen slate]

Cellar door

[wheat leaf]

New breakfast cereal, cellar doorio’s

[tough hollow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[keen slate]

Twin

[quaint vector]

sounds delicious ngl

[slow quest]

im trolling

[tough hollow]

dont get a cellar door please

get 2 cellar doors

[keen slate]

I hope you dont go to the restaurant now

[quaint vector]

I would

if I had a cellar

[tough hollow]

bro doesnt have a cellar

[slow quest]

they only have cellar doors

[tough hollow]

point and laugh

[slow quest]

hence i need to go

[keen slate]

Gn

[tough hollow]

like bro whereelse to you keep your aligator ankles and pigeon feet

[quaint vector]

ummm well

[slow quest]

dont forget the beer and wine too

[tough hollow]

ion keep mine in thee

i usually just chug it at the checkout

then chuck the bottle at a homeless guy

[quaint vector]

i guess i have them in my pocket always

[lunar sapphire]

does anyone know where I could get some like things for reshade

[slow quest]

cellar door

[quaint vector]

you know if anything happenes i can pull out my pigeon feet

[lunar sapphire]

thanks

[boreal path]

peep the peak

[tough hollow]

resahde.exe.safe.novirus.safepunjabis.com

[lunar sapphire]

thanks

[quaint vector]

yk what in fact imma go get a cellar

[tough hollow]

good

[wheat leaf]

If it was possible to lose teeth in this game he’d have lost all of them

Downright bleeding from the mouth after 1 punch

[boreal path]

one of my favorite clips to date

[tough hollow]

you dont lose teeth in halfsword you just lose your jaw

[boreal path]

fiorepilled punchmaxxer

[tough hollow]

or your whole face

[boreal path]

saw that juicy wrist and took it to beat the brakes off him

plus the strafe to the left helped to keep him from hitting me because it stiffened out his arm

[wheat leaf]

I’m thinking a shoulder toss might be possible by doing that grab but w your left arm, almost knocking him out/putting him in ragdoll then spin counterclockwise thus launching him over your shoulder

[tough hollow]

bruh the shoulder tosses barely work

double legs and single legs are the meta

[wheat leaf]

Yall are some spinny jits, gotta be able to make it work

ITS ABOUT THE SWAGGER!
Not the meta

[quaint vector]

i think he overreacted

[tough hollow]

its the grappling meta

[wheat leaf]

Yer mums the grappling meta

[tough hollow]

ur dads the grindr meta

[wheat leaf]

No way man I’m #1 ranked Grindr user

[quaint vector]

this is some anime shit

[tough hollow]

didy blud

[tough hollow]

someone had to be numer 0

its ur dad

[lunar sapphire]

e

[quaint vector]

e

[tough hollow]

e

[lunar sapphire]

brofdsdgsdhugiwsdg

[quaint vector]

is this survivable

[wheat leaf]

Numer

[tough hollow]

yea totally

might have a mild headache after though

[quaint vector]

another tuesday for willie

light work

[eternal socket]

Is there any estimated time for possible future updates for half sword? I checked announcements but I didn't see anything about a rough time frame.

[humble iris]

Q4 2025

EA

[quaint vector]

soon

[wheat leaf]

this what I’m saying staff just gotta make one message that says Q4 2025

[eternal socket]

What is Q4 2025?

[wheat leaf]

The last quarter of 2025

So the last 4

Wait

No

[tough hollow]

uncle ignis

[eternal socket]

Oh, so anywhere between now and December 31st lol

[dull iron]

he doesn't want to kill him

[tough hollow]

do youknow what HS7 is

[magic flume]

imagine ck3 with halfsword duels

[quaint vector]

not necesarily

[tough hollow]

halfsword 7 best players

[lunar sapphire]

chat

[eternal socket]

I'm glad I haven't uninstalled or gotten bored of it then haha, thanks y'all have a good night

[lunar sapphire]

me fr

[tough hollow]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScMtv9dWnUXqCnUTcg8fzOHWiokPei4KDpTIXTsu6BJ8H9FRA/viewform?usp=publish-editor

you should totally vote for me

[humble iris]

shame

[quaint vector]

yeah i voted already

[shell bronze]

begging for votes

[tough hollow]

hushhh

hushhh

[ivory spruce]

voted for autumn

[humble iris]

shame.

[shell bronze]

ew

[tough hollow]

where did you even come from

[wheat leaf]

it’s basically just the furious 5 from kung fu panda

[lunar sapphire]

I would never do this

[tough hollow]

yes u would

[lunar sapphire]

no

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434078618845446164/46D0F21.MP4?ex=6907ae0a&is=69065c8a&hm=086fddd32223a3292ea878c1d40dd139464cdf7b61ed92f121c98d00556acd80&

[humble iris]

where is your integrity runky

[quaint vector]

i know the dude

[tough hollow]

yes

[lunar sapphire]

no

[tough hollow]

yes

[wheat leaf]

Tbf I wouldn’t have voted at all if not for runky

Yall don’t list it anywhere

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434074810366820422/419A941.MP4?ex=6907aa7e&is=690658fe&hm=ec0c50fbfdf14dc51d9279dbd8adb58768c850b64135b45eca9c15fe8fe81597&

[lunar sapphire]

NO I WOULDNT

[tough hollow]

yes

[shell bronze]

i post periodically

[humble iris]

its in the pins in #1433564192799064094

[wheat leaf]

Ah yes the thread that also wasn’t mentioned anywhere

[quaint vector]

how many votes are there in total

[shell bronze]

yeah but people don't know enough about hs7 to specifically seek that out

[quaint vector]

given

[humble iris]

it has been mentioned like

several times!

[tough hollow]

dang

[humble iris]

I have mentioned it several times!!!

[tough hollow]

like a whole 3 times

[shell bronze]

one vote for one person that can be used on multiple people

[wheat leaf]

I voted for everyone

[quaint vector]

yeah but like how many people voted

[shell bronze]

pick as many as you want except for yourself if you're a competitor

[shell bronze]

information i will not divulge

[tough hollow]

you never going to guess what i did

[wheat leaf]

This is a deliberate exclusion of information to keep me from the hs7 roster, yall knew id be too powerful smh

[quaint vector]

can i be on the list of competitors (i totally am a very good player)

[tough hollow]

uncle you nibble on uranus for a living

[wheat leaf]

Mf you BEEN to Jupiter, and you know what they say about Jupiter

Matter of fact you the king of Jupiter

[tough hollow]

no i not

no

your the majoy of smelly town buddy

i dont wanna hear it

[humble iris]

the king of a mighty big planet

what a dream

[wheat leaf]

Blud doesn’t know what happens when you go to Jupiter

[tough hollow]

everybody that goes to jupiter gets more stupidier

[humble iris]

we ignore that catchphrase

[quaint vector]

thats super mean for the jupiter residents tho

[tough hollow]

your a didy blud

[tough hollow]

they dont know

[wheat leaf]

I’m witerally the alpha of sigmaville, you don’t wanna see my bad side

[tough hollow]

theyre all too stupider

[lunar sapphire]

wtf

[quaint vector]

damn

[shell bronze]

custom loadout?

[tough hollow]

smiling friends backround gameplay

[wheat leaf]

Backround, he fr from Jupiter

[quaint vector]

uhhhhhhhhh kinda but not really

no

[dull iron]

what do y'all think is the best stance? i think the best is the tail guard

[tough hollow]

the toenail guard

[shell bronze]

you need a custom loadout to give yourself an iconic look

otherwise you'll be nothing but a name

[humble iris]

good for dodging and attacking after

[quaint vector]

wise words

[wheat leaf]

Don’t take orange

[shell bronze]

hasso no kamae

[humble iris]

weak in controlling center line

[tough hollow]

weak in controlling the toenail

[wheat leaf]

stone guard superiority

[humble iris]

plow guard is superior in hs

[tough hollow]

no it not

toenail guard

[humble iris]

actually plow guard and fools guard

[sleek gull]

Fool's Guard all day

[humble iris]

those are the 2 good ones

[tough hollow]

dawg what are you even doing

[wheat leaf]

FML, he’s gone interstellar

[dull iron]

that's a good stance

[lunar sapphire]

i dont know

im deleting stuff

[humble iris]

plow guard in hs can sort of act like a fools guard which is pretty nice

anything can be a fools guard if you just

[quaint vector]

i did create this the other day but I'm pretty sure i saw it somewhere and copied it

[humble iris]

step back

[tough hollow]

i plow ur mother

[wheat leaf]

Which one is plow guard again

[wheat leaf]

Any photo representations or video media to allow me to cognitively access this stance

[dull iron]

https://www.chivalrynow.net/sword/guards.htm

[wheat leaf]

Dying in cyberpunk b like

[humble iris]

plow guard

[tough hollow]

looks like hes holding his weiner

peen guard

[humble iris]

ok i change my mind

three good stances

[humble iris]

plow guard, fools guard, longpoint guard

[dull iron]

this good ol' man shows how is it

[wheat leaf]

Ohhh THATS pflug

[shell bronze]

can't recreate it properly in half sword and it pmo

[dull iron]

tail guard

[plain oyster]

Never eat the rye bread from fritz baker dwag

[tough hollow]

dwag wgat

[humble iris]

tail guard in hs is realistically

[wheat leaf]

Rye bread kinda fucked up ngl, not cause it’s black but cause it tastes weird

[humble iris]

kinda shit!

[dull iron]

is fun

[humble iris]

its only good for baiting a swing out and then following through

[shell bronze]

on my way home from lame ass shift at work to spam half sword clips

[humble iris]

but like

every single guard is good at that (except for some high guards like ox)

and also controls center line

[wheat leaf]

Aight ima disappear, gonna finish setting up the pc and get back to halfing my sword in various poses

[dull iron]

willies open a lot in the higher part so i can just put a cut straight in his belly

[lunar sapphire]

holy

[tough hollow]

dawg put down the geek bar

[plain oyster]

Rye bread back then use to make people trip balls because the fungus that grew on them called ergot

[dull iron]

but after the tail guard when i've already started i change to a vom tag over the head to finish him

[tough hollow]

dwag wgat

[dull iron]

like this

[tough hollow]

not even about swords anymore

yall jsut saying shit and putting guard after it

[humble iris]

its because its apart of the german longsword tradition!!!

that means its

GERMAN!!!

[dull iron]

but that guards exist

[tough hollow]

yea and so does the austrian waterbottle guard

[wheat leaf]

Freakguard is real dude

[tough hollow]

dwag wgat

[dull iron]

no it doesn't

[humble iris]

if i were to use tail guard i'd follow up with a left zornhau

[tough hollow]

yes it does

its german bro

[humble iris]

"austrian" 🙏

[timber topaz]

no u

[dull iron]

i'm not that good stabbing

[humble iris]

zornhau isnt a stab

[tough hollow]

i was quoting from you dingbat

[timber topaz]

That is stiche

[humble iris]

isnt that krumphau?

[dull iron]

it appears when i search left zornhau

i need visual feedback

on the technique

[humble iris]

zornhau is a diagonal strike

[tough hollow]

anyhting but hitting the bloke with your sword

[humble iris]

a basic diagonal strike starting from above your shoulder or head

its a meisterhau thats supposed to intercept an incoming attack (like another zornhau) and still allow a constant threat to be applied to your enemy

[dull iron]

imma try

i just hit him with the hilt. he died

while doing the zornhau

[humble iris]

ok i was wrong i think this is zwerchhau

[dull iron]

close enough

sellsword arts explains it https://www.tiktok.com/@sellswordarts/video/7270719513178639662

[humble iris]

ok apparently it is a zornhau ??????????

idk im not good with these types of images and depicting them

whatever you get the general idea

[dull iron]

yes

[lunar sapphire]

guys why do I like first person

[tough hollow]

because you can see your willie

[mental kelp]

It’s when you set on with the zorenhaw, you shoot in the langenort (zorenort), and then turn in to thrust on their chest

[boreal path]

yes

i think

[dull iron]

bc you can see willie much closer and how not to get in love with a willie

from that close

[boreal path]

i’m not the best at remembering the little bit of german i’ve been taught

[humble iris]

idk i searched up the image and it said zornhau!!

either google is like

dumb af

or i am

[boreal path]

might be a SCHIELHAU !! or something

i remember thinking that was similar to krumpin

[humble iris]

it looks like it to me atleast

[mental kelp]

.

[humble iris]

oh i didnt see that

[humble iris]

oh/

yeah that makes better sense now

[graceful oxide]

Hello there

[humble iris]

hello

[lunar sapphire]

guys wtf I just got the clip of the century

[tough hollow]

post

[graceful oxide]

I'm trying to learn the game can you guys give me some tips

[lunar sapphire]

give me a sec cause I was using medal

[graceful oxide]

I believe its not all about shaking the weapon

[humble iris]

what would you like to learn more about

[graceful oxide]

like how can I defeat armored opponents

As I saw theres a small weak spot but its too difficult to hit there

[deep shale]

blunt force to the face

[lunar sapphire]

I cant sadly

its 200mb

[tough hollow]

link?

[lunar sapphire]

join vc fr

[humble iris]

some of them have slits in their shoulders

aim for those

or do blunt damage

[tough hollow]

if its medal js send the link

[quiet scaffold]

aim for the toes

[fallen finch]

aim for the opponent

[neat crow]

How the fuck

[humble iris]

@shell bronze am i a professional kendo master

[tough hollow]

ion know if that would slide in kendo uncle

[humble iris]

shhhh

im a professional kendo master, i would know

[fallen finch]

odesai locjed in in vc

[graceful oxide]

How did you just dodged him ?

[fallen finch]

shift

[wheat leaf]

That the photo you’d take to war talkin bout some “yeah I got a girl back home”

[humble iris]

shift + s

[dull iron]

how did you get that sword

i want it

i need it

[deep shale]

pressing X to switch hands for faster followup swings on polearms

[wheat leaf]

Do it twice in one swing for the full 360°

[fallen finch]

do it 3000 times for fliying

[deep shale]

it was a satisfying moment bcz i think the billhook is a crappy polearm

[dull iron]

@humble iris pleeeeaaase how did you get that wooden sword?

[wheat leaf]

Bill hook is goated

[dull iron]

can you tell me?

[humble iris]

its apart of a pack chrome is working on

i cant give it though!!

[deep shale]

i think its way too long

a short billhook would be menacing

[fallen finch]

wish i had that problem

[wheat leaf]

It do tend to flop and flail around

[dull iron]

that's like a sneek peak?

[humble iris]

yes

[wheat leaf]

I was thinking of asking a modder or someone to make a billhook using the short-spear pole

[dull iron]

when it will be ready?

[humble iris]

idk

[deep shale]

i love the short spear

[wheat leaf]

Vicious weapon packs have some wooden swords btw

[dull iron]

@restive barn ohh almighty chrome, when will be this new pack?

[lunar sapphire]

give me a sec

this is complicated

also this is not even that crazy lol

[dull iron]

can you send the link?

[lunar sapphire]

I used zero gravity and he crashed my game

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lqi4prkYEiblW-Jru?invite=cr-MSx0Mk0sMzYyMjAyMTM2&v=21

[wheat leaf]

No

[fallen finch]

gatekkeep

heheheha

[lunar sapphire]

and exactly when the clip ends my game crashed

[wheat leaf]

Not even tryna be like that I just can’t lmao

[lunar sapphire]

idk why

[wheat leaf]

It’s on nexusmods

[fallen finch]

thats what all non link senders say

[dull iron]

i found it

[wheat leaf]

Good man

[fallen finch]

whats the custom loadout mod

[wheat leaf]

Ovrdth loader

[fallen finch]

how do i do it

[lunar sapphire]

@tough hollow

[graceful oxide]

@humble iris do you have any advice for aiming

[humble iris]

lower ingame sens

and practice mouse control

[wheat leaf]

You find it on nexusmods or smth and follow the instructions

[fallen finch]

ok

[humble iris]

guys should i download insurgency sandstorm again

i saw it got an update

hmmm

[fallen finch]

is there a mod where you can play as all the bossed

[graceful oxide]

its good actually

the update I mean

[dull iron]

in wich one of the packs it is 1,2 or 3.2?

[humble iris]

ill probably get it again soon

[neat crow]

The slice on the overhand was cool, I think

[tough hollow]

Tuff beans uncle

[neat crow]

What is it, Saint Patrick's day in london?

[lunar sapphire]

I should be all 7 of THE half sword 7

right

[wheat leaf]

Only cause you wide as 7 people

[dull iron]

reverse grip daggers = thorfinn

this went so smooth

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/goteem-go-team-happy-fun-sports-gif-4789485

[wheat leaf]

I cried the day he died

[lunar sapphire]

atleast my heart isnt full of hate unlike yourself

scoundrel

[wheat leaf]

My heart is full of fat and vinegar not hate

It’s all love my big brotha

[lunar sapphire]

I can tell

[lunar sapphire]

no its not

[wheat leaf]

Not from you then

[lunar sapphire]

your RUDE

but I will forgive and forget

[soft osprey]

You’re*

[wheat leaf]

ROSTED IDIOT

[shell bronze]

yuoi're

[soft osprey]

You…

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[lunar sapphire]

yuor actually

[soft osprey]

Please don’t correct moderation

No matter what it is, im correct

[wheat leaf]

Even if they’re wrong?

[lunar sapphire]

I'm*

[soft osprey]

Literally impossible

[quiet scaffold]

yes, ma'am

[soft osprey]

Im*

[wheat leaf]

especially if they’re wrong, got it

[lunar sapphire]

I'm*

[soft osprey]

Im*

[lunar sapphire]

I'm*

[wheat leaf]

Are yall like

[soft osprey]

Im* gonna mod abuse you

[wheat leaf]

Playing volleyball w one brain cell rn

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-purple-name-purple-role-gif-10020559195564552383

[quiet scaffold]

hey they are trying their best

[bold lichen]

Hi i'm new here why is the server dedicated to the silly sword fighting game so full of butthurt people all the time

[lunar sapphire]

I'm* gonna mod abuse you*

[wheat leaf]

It’s pink you light orange supremacist

[lunar sapphire]

like who

[soft osprey]

Couldn’t tell ya, we don’t see much of that here

You must be in some back alley

[lunar sapphire]

that I can agree on

[soft osprey]

Of the discord

[bold lichen]

idk seems like there's always people raging at each other when i get on here but maybe i don't have enough context

[lunar sapphire]

its all a joke

[wheat leaf]

Nobody butthurt it’s just the.. lingo?

[soft osprey]

A lot of shit talking, shit posting

[shell bronze]

this server was made from pure rage and hatred

[soft osprey]

Just jokes

[bold lichen]

oh ok i like shitposting

[wheat leaf]

We just goofin tho it’s very rarely hate

[lunar sapphire]

the whole server is sharing 1 braincell

[shell bronze]

it's not jokes and i want to slime everyone here out

[soft osprey]

Except from the mods, we hate each other

[bold lichen]

BING

[quiet scaffold]

about a game with hatred

[lunar sapphire]

what

[bold lichen]

nice. does anybody know how to record audio from chrome direct into ableton without using the virtual audio cable audio driver

[shell bronze]

a majority of you here will be subject to my unyielding hatred when mcwonder isn't looking

[bold lichen]

don't mind me i just like to bing

BING

[lunar sapphire]

uh oh

[quiet scaffold]

is this a new flavor of tweaking

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[wheat leaf]

So basically my advice on the matter would be to take note of the idea of not listening to me cause I got no idea what you just said

[soft osprey]

I love the smell of mod abuse in the afternoon

[bold lichen]

ok that's helpful, thank you for your time

[wheat leaf]

A pleasure

[shell bronze]

it's wonderful isn't it

[soft osprey]

Oh wow a clip from clueless! Very rare!

[lunar sapphire]

hopefully im not in the majority then

cause I will cry

and

stuff

[soft osprey]

By the way to vote i have to log into Google and I don’t know my password

[shell bronze]

precision

[soft osprey]

This is a hassle

[shell bronze]

skill issue

[soft osprey]

Im not voting for you now

[lunar sapphire]

well I hope you figure it out man

[shell bronze]

there will be many others

[boreal path]

i need to make .. . custom... .sword..

[shell forge]

I was not aware that Willie took part in breakdancing

[soft osprey]

Ea is but a mere multiples of weeks away

[unkempt pivot]

I missed the "live stream ?" earlier (in the Tavern). Were any interesting things said?

[wheat leaf]

Just some jibber jabber

[signal wedge]

EASTER

FEASTER

[wheat leaf]

I hardly know ‘er

[signal wedge]

😯

🤫

[wheat leaf]

🫢

[supple ember]

What is yall's opinion?

[signal wedge]

yeah

[bold lichen]

sometimes

[shell bronze]

often

[runic karma]

Bro

willes are so weak and clueless nowadays

[humble iris]

ill take that as a yes

i am kendo master

[runic karma]

Bro was unfamiliar with the 720 hammer spin technique

[shell bronze]

terrible jodan stance

you do not have my seal of approval

[humble iris]

jokes on you i cant mess up what i dont know

or i can

i dont know b

[runic karma]

Bro

npcs cant even counter the roundhouse hammer slam

[runic karma]

Jokes aside this might be an all time hit for me

Dodged an axe cut

hit a roundhouse

and a hammer slam

[light stirrup]

Touchdown?

[wheat leaf]

pc was so dirty ive gained performance just from cleaning it

[tulip cape]

so when is next fest

oh its over

so when is the game

[azure mirage]

Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (October–December), with paid access possibly priced between $10–30 USD and regional pricing available.

[tulip cape]

yes, i know this

thank you however

[azure mirage]

course

[tulip cape]

the price is ofcourse up in the air and everyone gives different answers

[ripe lagoon]

guys ive seen some clips of people playing on other maps than the default arena. How do i play on those?

[tulip cape]

10-25 now 10-30

[azure mirage]

it's around 10-30

[azure mirage]

what

[tulip cape]

what

[azure mirage]

abyss? ultimate challenge?

[ripe lagoon]

im talking about like the ones u see on the steam page

[azure mirage]

send ss

[ripe lagoon]

i cant put in images

[quaint ingot]

Those aren’t in the current build

[dull iron]

reverse grip dagger is peak

[quaint ingot]

The itch.io version has them

[azure mirage]

yeah

[ripe lagoon]

theres other game versions than the ones on steam

[azure mirage]

...yeah

[ripe lagoon]

?

[small glen]

my Romani blood boils when i see these foul british soldiers call me a scoundrel

[quaint ingot]

Just very old ones

[ripe lagoon]

oh alright i didnt know that, how do i gain accsess to it?

[quaint ingot]

just find it on itch.io and install

[sullen compass]

i wish there was a sandbox mode. you pick how many enemies/allies and their gear

[quaint ingot]

Yeah sadly that’s only in the itch version

[dull iron]

the itch.io version has it

[sturdy jolt]

Do we know if the mechanics are gonna be any different or if this is mostly a content update

[sullen compass]

dont know what this itch.io thing is

i did like agar.io back in the day

good game

slither.io was fun too

[azure mirage]

look at the pins

a lot of stuff r gonna be revamped

demo won't get any more updates*

[sturdy jolt]

Awesome

[dull iron]

let me tell you something ahhh willie

i didn't realize willies had beard

[quaint ingot]

just stubble

[dull iron]

i tought they were 100% bald

[dull iron]

he didn't got intimidated, i'm dead

[wheat leaf]

where you get that preem icepick dagger

[quaint ingot]

He also has chest hair

[dull iron]

a loadout but i wont give to you the link

[wheat leaf]

can you tell me where to find it

[placid coyote]

I like halfsword

[dull iron]

did you check if he has hair in the ass?

[dull iron]

me too

[quaint ingot]

he doesn’t

currently listening to him chocking on blood

[dull iron]

wth did you really check?

[placid coyote]

sometimes bugs out into making him naked

[dull iron]

what a banger

[dull iron]

i know i have a loadout

[quaint ingot]

I nearly cut off his head but the game refused to let me

[wheat leaf]

so no head

[dull iron]

nexusmods

[wheat leaf]

big bet

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-angry-break-gif-19098093

[wheat leaf]

glad someone remembers

[signal wedge]

of horse

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[dull iron]

reverse grip dagger is so brutal

[quaint ingot]

Willie broke my damn knee

Didn’t try to do this

[lost raven]

yo wouldn't it be cool if half sword had an executioner minigame

you gotta aim the swing perfectly, and if you miss you get lynched by an angry crowd

[quaint ingot]

I’m swinging the spear instead of stabbing

[azure mirage]

Yea

[shell bronze]

making a fun edit again

[small glen]

Your like whispering in his ear on why he messed up

[small glen]

what is it

tell me, we are besties because i said so

[shell bronze]

just a poleaxe compilation

[dull iron]

this is more like a warning

[small glen]

dope

Plancon comp when?

[shell bronze]

never

do not ask me such a question again it is offensive

[small glen]

Clueless on his way to burn me alive for liking the Plancon

[quaint ingot]

1 hit from this and Willie is out

[small glen]

thats how axes work in this game

[small glen]

ik

[soft osprey]

Ask him again

[small glen]

Plancon comp when, anyways look at my sick beyblade. (I don't do much spinning like this, so judge my camera work)

[small glen]

give me my Plancon Certified license

[sullen compass]

so what is this ditch.oio thing

[tacit wasp]

Second time beating the gauntlet on normal damage and I didn't go to the abyss once

[placid coyote]

whats that

[modern tiger]

a

[sullen compass]

ditch.io

something about half sword

itch

pitch

[placid coyote]

oh

[small glen]

Ignore the music

[sullen compass]

how do you play like that? you with gear the enemies without

[placid coyote]

do you come from a land down under?

[small glen]

mods

[modern tiger]

er

[sullen compass]

is that one of those agartha save europe songs?

[sullen compass]

how?

[small glen]

idk

[shell bronze]

wow dnb

one of the few things i respect from you taste-wise

[placid coyote]

has anyone had this happen to them?

[small glen]

you respect me???

[small glen]

nexus mods

[shell bronze]

respect one trait from you*

[small glen]

my custom loadout is just a green gambeson, a few armor pieces and a plancon and sword combo

[small glen]

thank god i was nervous

[placid coyote]

[small glen]

wassup

never met you yet so

wassup

[graceful oxide]

I'm keep getting fatal crashes

[placid coyote]

hi

[placid coyote]

try turning gore down

[wheat leaf]

nah, turn down blood specifically, gore doesnt change a whole lot

[small glen]

The blood is honestly fun to have