oh, organ based damage is so good.
#halfsword-chat-⚔
dense fiber
what about uhh
tall lynx
and their damage system
dense fiber
frukt
dapper elbow
i havent bought it iwhat is bad about it
tall lynx
Is Gladio Mordi single player?
dense fiber
wait
tall lynx
Actually high key. I hate it
why? I was just about to buy it
tall lynx
called frukt
i frukt ur mom :/
soft osprey
The controls, everything is slow as absolute hell. Nothing is fluid or smooth. Multiplayer but no matches ever unless you join their discord and search for one.
dense fiber
i frukt ur mom :/
atomic tendon
yo what do i do in carrion
silver compass
is it any comfirmed date for the release?
tall lynx
The controls, everything is slow as absolute hell. Nothing is fluid or smooth. M...
dang. Wish there was a demo. It looks cool. idk
i mean its only $6
16 i mean
what's 16 bucks?
soft osprey
Can always refund
inner orbit
can anyone help me? im doing the baron challenge, and holy, every time i get a few kills the game just crashes. im playing gentle mode cause i read somwhere playing with gore causes it to crash. anything else i can do?
tall lynx
fella can't even get a pizza with $16
brittle bridge
can anyone help me? im doing the baron challenge, and holy, every time i get a f...
disable blood
inner orbit
disable blood
k. anything else?
tall lynx
k. anything else?
sacrifice a chicken
dapper elbow
no one is in speedrun right know so do yall know how to get a kill counter in halfsorwd
brittle bridge
k. anything else?
i think thats it
inner orbit
sacrifice a chicken
wish i had a chicken on me :p
soft osprey
can anyone help me? im doing the baron challenge, and holy, every time i get a f...
Gore actually doesnt affect it at all, that just affects how easy it is to dismember people. So you can keep that at whatever you’d like. Blood is the issue, and a separate setting
atomic tendon
cant kill these people
inner orbit
hmm ok, ill disable blood and see how well it becomes
tall lynx
Can always refund
I just really like the idea of organ based health, there's only one game that does it and it's dwarf fortress.
magic flume
Should i hold in sprint when i fight?
inner orbit
it's all set to 0, ill start playing now
atomic tendon
@brittle bridge what do i do i cant kill the poeple in carrion
brittle bridge
<@268541257872179200> what do i do i cant kill the poeple in carrion
how, im confused, is there a tutorial i dont remember
atomic tendon
i got out of a metal tube thing
the room says 27d or smth
i can roam around but not do anything
all doors to the poeple are closed
brittle bridge
spam
atomic tendon
i can press l shift
brittle bridge
do you see ppl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy-HyrhCxZk look at that
muted aspen
Can I officially call myself good enough at this game to become a productive member of society again? Just beat the baron as a peasant
vital perch
happy halloween chat :)
brittle bridge
happy halloween!
atomic tendon
happy halloween i guess
magic flume
It seems randomizing body doesn't actually change height in gauntlet
tired kelp
top 10 wishlisted at this status and no update since april, the people have spoken, early access wen
muted aspen
It seems randomizing body doesn't actually change height in gauntlet
I dont think thats true?
vital perch
magic flume
My experience is when there are no updates devs work the most efficient
magic flume
I dont think thats true?
At least i haven't noticed it when comparing height with the dummy and enemies
shell bronze
My experience is when there are no updates devs work the most efficient
it's lock in time
muted aspen
hmm maybe in game height doesn't change? It definitely changes your height in the menu, but I haven't thought to compare against dummies
shell bronze
give them as much time as they need
people want them to waste their time trying to appease the masses with crumbs instead of focusing on the end product
magic flume
Peeps in the arena is just same height except the Grete champion
muted aspen
give them as much time as they need
people want them to waste their time trying...
As a professional developer, I know no other way
soft osprey
As a professional developer, I know no other way
As a not professional not developer, I know many other ways, none of which are correct
magic flume
As a professional developer, I know no other way
What have you worked on if its not a secret?
muted aspen
What have you worked on if its not a secret?
lol I realize this was very much not what the context implied in retrospect, but I'm not a game developer. I work on automating performance and reliability monitoring for power plants
tired kelp
My experience is when there are no updates devs work the most efficient
but thats the point of early access, its meant to be rough state.. but more players = more testing = more constructive input. I don't need a complete/bugfree game right now, I just want progressional updates to help along the games development as I already know I this is going to be a game I want in the future 🙂 and I'd gladly for that access
soft osprey
lol I realize this was very much not what the context implied in retrospect, but...
This feels like totally different things but I won’t judge you, and I’ll keep calling you Mr developer
soft osprey
but thats the point of early access, its meant to be rough state.. but more play...
Yes, but we are not in early access
muted aspen
But the concept of constantly showing your product to your customer only for their input to send you in another asinine direction feels applicable
soft osprey
Still pre alpha
tired kelp
Yes, but we are not in early access
That's why im asking for it?
magic flume
lol I realize this was very much not what the context implied in retrospect, but...
Oh nice, I bet its not for the worse for the payroll either lol
vital perch
As a not professional not developer, I know many other ways, none of which are c...
it's like saying "i can do 1000 calculations in 10 seconds and all of them are wrong"
shell bronze
i maintain and work on telecommunications and networking stuff (from residential to enterprise level) and it's the same philosophy
soft osprey
That's why im asking for it?
You said Thats the point of early access..we aren’t in early access
shell bronze
especially enterprise where you do schools hospitals and big institutions
atomic tendon
carrion was a 6.2/10
muted aspen
Oh nice, I bet its not for the worse for the payroll either lol
lol I'm happy to do game devolpement as a hobby if/when I get the bug and get non game dev salaries, yes
atomic tendon
im returning it
shell bronze
you're in that server room doing god's work and they keep trying to get you to do this and that
soft osprey
it's like saying "i can do 1000 calculations in 10 seconds and all of them are w...
I can do math very quickly. Not accurately
With enough confidence anything becomes true
tired kelp
You said Thats the point of early access..we aren’t in early access
Never stated it was in early access. just because early access isnt the current game status, does not mean early access does not exist as a general concept. 🙂 especially when they announced the next update would be early access 🙂
vital perch
With enough confidence anything becomes true
and enough moderation power
muted aspen
you're in that server room doing god's work and they keep trying to get you to d...
But also, how do I change my password if I locked myself out - that's what you do in IT, right?
magic flume
lol I'm happy to do game devolpement as a hobby if/when I get the bug and get no...
Im actually considering learning CAD/3d design for freelance work myself
soft osprey
Never stated it was in early access. just because early access isnt the current ...
Ngl I have no idea what you’re saying
So im gonna move on since we apparently aren’t disagreeing
tired kelp
Ngl I have no idea what you’re saying
thats concerning.
shell bronze
But also, how do I change my password if I locked myself out - that's what you d...
did you check to see if it was plugged in ma'am
soft osprey
thats concerning.
Not really
tired kelp
Not really
I want to pay for early access status already, what do you not understand about that lmao
soft osprey
I want to pay for early access status already, what do you not understand about ...
Thats not at all what you were saying??
Good lord
Can we move on
soft osprey
how about we talk about hating on plancons
No hate, plancon is all powerful
vital perch
No hate, plancon is all powerful
it is powerful indeed but where's the skill
soft osprey
You wish you could be a stick with spikes all over it
magic flume
Now ive noticed there's an actual height difference but not much
muted aspen
Now ive noticed there's an actual height difference but not much
maybe i just got lucky when I selected, mines almost as tall as the door
tired kelp
there it is again
soft osprey
But there are differences
tired kelp
round stone
magic flume
What else have they said were getting in ea?
muted aspen
a game
warped grotto
magic flume
Fair enough
dull bluff
drop the game ffs
rare hearth
nuh uh
soft osprey
drop the game ffs
Just for that, no. Specifically not for you
Im gonna petition the devs to release it and block you from buying it
rare hearth
and i will sign that petition
dull bluff
Just for that, no. Specifically not for you
a devs dream
dull bluff
and i will sign that petition
shh
frigid furnace
What's the easiest take down in half sword
soft osprey
What's the easiest take down in half sword
A sword to the face
vital perch
What's the easiest take down in half sword
murder 
indigo saffron
I do not trust u
livid obsidian
when does the game release
shell bronze
What's the easiest take down in half sword
thicc polearm to face
normal drift
can you cheat in abyss and make yourself bigger?
brittle robin
When the Fuck is early Access
brittle robin
What's the easiest take down in half sword
Half sword to the neck
glass atlas
When the Fuck is early Access
never, these devs have always said "soon" and when there is a date for an update its always delayed
stiff belfry
hard oracle
When the Fuck is early Access
When the devs release it.
odd kiln
When the Fuck is early Access
tomorrow
deep shale
i got paid today
odd kiln
i got paid today
can I get half
deep shale
i wanna preorder so bad
odd kiln
fuck no
odd kiln
embed fail
gloomy needle
Gg
odd kiln
light berry
Is there any mod or something for multi-player?
soft osprey
never, these devs have always said "soon" and when there is a date for an update...
Me when I don’t know what Q4 is
azure mirage
Is there any mod or something for multi-player?
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
#faq Talks about Multiplayer
soft osprey
There has been literally a SINGLE delay
glass atlas
Me when I don’t know what Q4 is
me when the playtest had a date and was then delayed, twice
soft osprey
me when the playtest had a date and was then delayed, twice
The playtest never once had a date beyond Q4
azure mirage
@soft osprey moai
soft osprey
there was going to be an update to the demo
odd kiln
me when I make shit up ✌️
soft osprey
But it ended up falling behind
azure mirage
why is the nerf commoner thread open
soft osprey
Errr sorry im thinking Q4 for early access, but the playtest also was never delayed
soft osprey
why is the nerf commoner thread open
Idk it’s been up forever
I’ll check what’s going on
soft osprey
Insultifying better be writing a novel
glass atlas
the playtest had a blood update planned after a seer showcase and it took over a month to release
im trying to spell okay
fickle obsidian
tf spinning cannons bro
soft osprey
the playtest had a blood update planned after a seer showcase and it took over a...
Taking a month to release is not a delay. It’s AFTER the showcase. Like planned. Early access hasn’t been delayed either. It’s slated for Q4 which is a 3 month period, of which they are still on track for release
So there literally has never been a delay
Well
Except for what I said about the demo update
round stone
Omg are we really still talking about the release
odd kiln
the playtest had a blood update planned after a seer showcase and it took over a...
a whole month!!!!! Unforgivable
soft osprey
Yes!
shell bronze
every day people talk about release for whatever reason despite the conversations ending up the same way
round stone
The level of patience man
shell bronze
glass atlas
Taking a month to release is not a delay. It’s AFTER the showcase. Like planned....
im quite sure there was
soft osprey
im quite sure there was
Let’s just agree to disagree my friend
odd kiln
every day people talk about release for whatever reason despite the conversation...
no you see the more people talk about it the faster the devs will work 
glass atlas
sure
soft osprey
Early access is coming very soon
shell bronze
no you see the more people talk about it the faster the devs will work <:True:13...
true.....
soft osprey
Before the end of the year
lone escarp
I know this is a pretty dumb question but I was wondering if there is any chance the devs will implement jousting at some point?
shell bronze
early access delayed to release same time as gta 6 to spite everyone who complained
shell bronze
I know this is a pretty dumb question but I was wondering if there is any chance...
pinned
lone escarp
Ohh thats sick
tough hollow
at what point will they be implementing a gambling system with lootboxes and pay to win features?
lone escarp
Will the game be more optimized in the EA? The game runs fine normally but when there like in small buhurt it lags quite a lot.
tender quest
lone escarp
i want muitplyer
I'm pretty sure it's not coming in a long time
shell bronze
Will the game be more optimized in the EA? The game runs fine normally but when ...
yes
blood crashes will be dealt with
tough hollow
blood crashes will be dealt with
thankgppdmes
shell bronze
i want muitplyer
when battlroyale
tough hollow
play fartnight
ember flame
i want muitplyer
lone escarp
when capture the point
ember flame
happy halloween
lone escarp
when automobiles
tough hollow
when firearms?
tender quest
lone escarp
when firearms?
arent they planning to add like handgonnes at some point tho
tough hollow
arent they planning to add like handgonnes at some point tho
in 76 years
round stone
I just read the pinned message, oh boy
tough hollow
i imagine someone on the workshop will post a firearm mod
round stone
I'll love using the Flail
lone escarp
hell yeah
lone escarp
i imagine someone on the workshop will post a firearm mod
Depends when the workshop comes out
tough hollow
ye
lone escarp
But yeah very much possible
tough hollow
totally
lone escarp
They could make a musket with the crossbow since basically you can just change the model and turn the arrows into musketballs
lone escarp
Well maybe a skilled enough modder can tweak it
tough hollow
yew
lone escarp
depends how modable the devs make all the files
tough hollow
porbably
round stone
I think this is something the video game industry needed, something fresh like Halfsword
Damn, I feel like when I was a kid, discovering something new
supple ember
Is multiplayer coming out?
tough hollow
in the next 15 minutes
soft osprey
Is multiplayer coming out?
supple ember
<#1272470349245579396>
When is EA coming out
soft osprey
When is EA coming out
Before the end of the year
supple ember
Will there be new maps?
soft osprey
Will there be new maps?
Yes! You can see at least some in the steam next fest 7 day posts in #announcements
supple ember
My do I get fatal error every single time
soft osprey
My do I get fatal error every single time
I feel like ive seen you around before and Youre level 3 so I feel been more like im being trolled
BUT
turn off your blood
supple ember
wdym trolled?
soft osprey
And your content creator
exotic parcel
It's out, it's out! visit your local scribe to get your copy 
soft osprey
wdym trolled?
supple ember
Are we getting pistols?
soft osprey
Youre level 3, a content creator, and I have absolutely seen you around plenty of times
supple ember
Nuh uh
serene tulip
supple ember
Are we getting crossbows?
soft osprey
Are we getting crossbows?
You? No
soft osprey
Photoshop
supple ember
@soft osprey Are you the owner?
serene tulip
yes
soft osprey
My dads the president
supple ember
oh
quiet scaffold
so the king?
supple ember
I am actually friends with the Baron's son.
soft osprey
supple ember
Thats why I was confused
supple ember
quiet scaffold
what
serene tulip
cinder osprey
mods its official we got willie feet pics
supple ember
mods its official we got willie feet pics
Check the ping
quiet scaffold
oh my goodness
magic flume
Is there gonna be other modes than gauntlet at release?
supple ember
Is there gonna be other modes than gauntlet at release?
No and they will be getting rid of gauntlet. There will be only abyss in EA
@soft osprey can confirm
tough hollow
dont trust that guy
im a more credible source
their removing everything and turning it all into a willie dating sim
quiet scaffold
no cap?
round stone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881963974747361310/1377296819280810075/Sh...
who th did this? 
tough hollow
no cap all head
supple ember
their removing everything and turning it all into a willie dating sim
PLEASE
serene tulip
supple ember
Yep
soft osprey
Is there gonna be other modes than gauntlet at release?
I don’t know if they’re adding MORE modes but at the least the ones that are in the demo will be in early access.
A word of warning, do not believe literally anybody in this server except for yellow name moderators, purple admins, or blue Gameseer employees
round stone
Rubbing my hands thinking of going light armour + flail
tough hollow
I don’t know if they’re adding MORE modes but at the least the ones that are in ...
you forgot runkyexplunky
im very credible
humble iris
im very credible
WE are credible
supple ember
I don’t know if they’re adding MORE modes but at the least the ones that are in ...
Green names are also very credible. Yellow names actually dont know anything either.
round stone
I will shift my infinite hatred for spear users towards bow and crossbow users
soft osprey
Green names are also very credible. Yellow names actually dont know anything eit...
Green names are the worst
tough hollow
the fuzz
quiet scaffold
screenshot
tough hollow
calm down fun police
supple ember
It wont be abuse if I consent buddy
round stone
LMFAO
humble iris
And anyone who questions me
this is so based
supple ember
I will ban you so fast
Ban me, no balls
tough hollow
I will ban you so fast
idle mantle
It wont be abuse if I consent buddy
soft osprey
Ban me, no balls
😡
quiet scaffold
no embed?
serene tulip
Im going to abuse you
quiet scaffold
how to embed
serene tulip
cashapp Moai
soft osprey
Ban me, no balls
not even going to respond to your attempts to goad me because this is a failure so spectacular it speaks for itself. i dont think ive ever seen a greater failure. absolutely hilarious. im laughing and slapping my knee really hard at this very moment. not anymore now that i finished this message the moment is gone but i was laughing a lot and your attempts are pathetic. hilarity.
tough hollow
how to embed
need to be level 456
bold lichen
is there a way to reset progress in the demo?
tough hollow
is there a way to reset progress in the demo?
system reset
scratch that
explode pc
soft osprey
how to embed
Yap until Youre level 2
bold lichen
aw i just got this thinbg
quiet scaffold
oh word
soft osprey
is there a way to reset progress in the demo?
Yes follow this
supple ember
not even going to respond to your attempts to goad me because this is a failure ...
Its not that deep pal
lean nicheBOT
soft osprey
Its not that deep pal
not even going to respond to your attempts to goad me because this is a failure so spectacular it speaks for itself. i dont think ive ever seen a greater failure. absolutely hilarious. im laughing and slapping my knee really hard at this very moment. not anymore now that i finished this message the moment is gone but i was laughing a lot and your attempts are pathetic. hilarity.
round stone
supple ember
You just responded though
soft osprey
You just responded though
not even going to respond to your attempts to goad me because this is a failure so spectacular it speaks for itself. i dont think ive ever seen a greater failure. absolutely hilarious. im laughing and slapping my knee really hard at this very moment. not anymore now that i finished this message the moment is gone but i was laughing a lot and your attempts are pathetic. hilarity.
quiet scaffold
amazg image
supple ember
not even going to respond to your attempts to goad me because this is a failure ...
@shell bronze This guy is spamming, can you time him out?!
quiet scaffold
clap.gif is the best i can do
soft osprey
supple ember
Thats right buddy, now you are scared huh
soft osprey
Thats right buddy, now you are scared huh
Yes hes going to come here and ban you for pinging him, I am scared
tough hollow
quiet scaffold
you have awoken the baron
soft osprey
tough hollow
I’ll step in if anything goes wrong
supple ember
Yes hes going to come here and ban you for pinging him, I am scared
Nuh uh
That would be illegal
supple ember
No, where?
soft osprey
Thats me and you right now
soft osprey
https://tenor.com/view/call-an-ambulance-but-not-for-me-but-not-for-me-call-an-a...
Right here
quiet scaffold
based alert?
supple ember
I dont see anything
tough hollow
Right here
okay senior citizen
soft osprey
Bros blind as a guy who lost his eyeballs in a freak piano accident
supple ember
What are you on about lil guy?
quiet scaffold
I dont see anything
ok grandpa lets get you back inside
supple ember
Pipe it down bucko
supple ember
What?
soft osprey
Now I look dumb
supple ember
Now I look dumb
You dont just LOOK dumb
soft yoke
rapid canyon
when it is gonna release?
quiet scaffold
official unc status
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> This guy is spamming, can you time him out?!
sorry bro i'm looking the other way to protect fellow moderators (superior beings)
supple ember
WHAT
soft yoke
hey felas
humble iris
when it is gonna release?
Q4 2025 ea
rapid canyon
2025 when>
soft osprey
You dont just LOOK dumb
Insulting fragile moderation egos? Thats grounds for removal
soft osprey
You’re right actually
Let’s move shitposting to #general-catfish-🐱🐟 before I get in trouble
supple ember
You’re right actually
Where do I make a complaint on a member?
soft yoke
sir yes sir
quiet scaffold
this can be resolved with a round of Fist Play
soft osprey
Where do I make a complaint on a member?
supple ember
this can be resolved with a round of Fist Play
-# im down
quiet scaffold
mods, release multiplayer for these gents
signal wedge
Where do I make a complaint on a member?
cause drama in chat and oust them by name
supple ember
<#1349880006075224074>
Ok thanks, say I want to report a moderator, how does that work? Would I be talking to a mod or does it go up the chain
signal wedge
(Kidding)
humble iris
Ok thanks, say I want to report a moderator, how does that work? Would I be talk...
you must confront the moderator you are reporting
fight it out in a keyboard warrior duel
signal wedge
Ok thanks, say I want to report a moderator, how does that work? Would I be talk...
If its about a mod I'd recommend airing your grievances with Mcwonder, hes our boss
supple ember
fight it out in a keyboard warrior duel
signal wedge
just so theres no chance they see it ya know
soft osprey
I shall confront them in DMS
Just know if you make a modmail we do retaliate(this is an obvious joke)
supple ember
in a friendly fist play
humble iris
whoever is better at halfsword wins
supple ember
May the better fister win
signal wedge
Just know if you make a modmail we do retaliate(this is an obvious joke)
mmmmm
tough hollow
brop
signal wedge
I dunno if thats a joke
tough hollow
bro see the future
magic flume
Will there be modability?
supple ember
Probably not
tough hollow
NEVER EVEREVER EVER EVER
supple ember
Mods will be punishable by ban
signal wedge
Liability purposes
Damnit
magic flume
We need a crusade halfsword
supple ember
The baron will hang you
signal wedge
Didnt get it in time did you
Say loser ass if you being a stupid dumb idiot dumb idiot stupid face
soft osprey
Say loser ass if you being a stupid dumb idiot dumb idiot stupid face
Loser ass
supple ember
Will there be modability?
-# yes
magic flume
I want a boss fight with Saladin
dark folio
Kaboom
soft osprey
takes one to know one bucko
Only moderation can insult moderation. You will be banned if you do this again
supple ember
magic flume
Im a certified mod
dark folio
Im a certified mod
You sure
soft osprey
I say loser ass a lot
soft osprey
brother do you have short term memory
Yes dude I smoked weed from the age of 15 till now
tough hollow
bro is a mage
dark folio
https://tenor.com/view/trip-gif-4731841250859557459
Send this again please
soft osprey
You can’t send the same gif twice
soft osprey
Send this again please
No
tough hollow
You can’t send the same gif twice
tough hollow
<@894970334980219012> mentioned
are you a magical orb or something'
soft osprey
Damnit again the shitposting is in halfsword chat
tough hollow
how do you retain all of this knowledge
soft osprey
Im leaving discord now
magic flume
Is halfsword actually set in Bohemia like kcd cos it got both slavic and western type armor
dark folio
Im leaving discord now
Why didnt i get an amber alert for this
tough hollow
is sir moai of easter balding in halfsword ?
humble iris
Is halfsword actually set in Bohemia like kcd cos it got both slavic and western...
Its set in Sweden
soft osprey
Is halfsword actually set in Bohemia like kcd cos it got both slavic and western...
Either Bohemia or Bavaria, i don’t remember which. But still part of HRE
I think it’s Bavaria though
humble iris
Sweden.
humble iris
Sweden.
dark folio
Its set in the montolian steppe
humble iris
we love Sweden
magic flume
Some of the helmets are clearly Slavic
tough hollow
actually halfsword is set in the middle of the ocean in west philly
signal wedge
miden
humble iris
Some of the helmets are clearly Slavic
you mean swedish?
dark folio
Some of the helmets are clearly Slavic
You sure
supple ember
Frankenburg is a castle in Upper Austria on the border with Bavaria
humble iris
swedish fish helmets
dark folio
Actually the game is clearly set in boston
soft osprey
Dont click those
humble iris
thats not very nice of you
soft osprey
Please
tough hollow
lofty lily
Dont click those
What is it
humble iris
Dont click those
i clicked one
dark folio
I'm clicking these
soft osprey
Scam account
quiet scaffold
you got the dud!
supple ember
It is probably one of these....
dark folio
I'm clicking these
its a a scam thingy
tough hollow
i just clicked as many suspicious links and downloaded as many strange apps as i could
magic flume
The brimmed cone tipped Helmets is Byzantine type armor used in eastern europe
tough hollow
is that supposed to happen
yea unc
quiet scaffold
yes it the government
dark folio
I shouldve went to the website so i can give him my money but i was too slow
humble iris
oh okay
soft osprey
supple ember
I would say it is probably the one in Upper Austria, this matches pretty close, especailly with the forests in the back and stuff. idk though
tough hollow
I would say it is probably the one in Upper Austria, this matches pretty close, ...
false
i aws there
dark folio
Or maybe its set in quahog
quiet scaffold
frank? like the creator?
tough hollow
it was in northen southern ohio
humble iris
I would say it is probably the one in Upper Austria, this matches pretty close, ...
this is most obviously a village in northern sweden
tough hollow
upper philly
dark folio
this is most obviously a village in northern sweden
Its obviously in rhode island quahog
tough hollow
no
humble iris
connecticut
tough hollow
o block
tough hollow
600 people
humble iris
wtf even is wyoming doing in the US
magic flume
Are the game devs actually Georgian?
tough hollow
Are the game devs actually Georgian?
george wasjington
quiet scaffold
jap?
magic flume
george wasjington
Georgian furniture
tough hollow
Are the game devs actually Georgian?
you should @ all of the game devs as much as possible to find out
quiet scaffold
you should @ all of the game devs as much as possible to find out
will i get a special message?
tough hollow
will i get a special message?
yes
humble iris
yes and it will be from a bot
tough hollow
and 30 dollar giftcard
humble iris
which means extra special
magic flume
I'm an official mod so I can do that as well as ban people who I please
vital perch
will i get a special message?
better yet , ping everyone
tough hollow
I'm an official mod so I can do that as well as ban people who I please
whatever you say uncle gorge
quiet scaffold
Tide to work mischief.
tough hollow
okay wheelie
magic flume
Do you think flails would work ?
signal wedge
I'm an official mod so I can do that as well as ban people who I please
its true
this guy is a mod
magic flume
Without being incredibly op
quiet scaffold
okay wheelie
cripple cart
magic flume
this guy is a mod
Ofc. I just banned a guy as we speak
tough hollow
Ofc. I just banned a guy as we speak
ts cracking me up
quiet scaffold
i want to be level 2 but i am lonely
humble iris
dont be lonely
tough hollow
dont be lonely
gee thanks uncle fargo
magic flume
I will swap your ssn for early access today
supple ember
I will give my right nut for EA today
quiet scaffold
I will swap your ssn for early access today
fair trade?
tough hollow
ill sellmy sister for ea today
supple ember
Yall can have my family
quiet scaffold
🤨
quiet scaffold
put that brow down mustard blud
ok freaky peaky
magic flume
ill sellmy sister for ea today
Ill buy your sister this moment
tough hollow
Ill buy your sister this moment
ea today?
magic flume
Sure
magic flume
Your sister and her ssn
tough hollow
okay deal
magic flume
Maybe if we keep up the bs, devs will see it as necessity to release the game sooner
tough hollow
definitly
sick fern
What's this game about?
quiet scaffold
bruh
tough hollow
What's this game about?
a german ww2 game about assasinating adolf hitler
magic flume
Jihadism
sick fern
a german ww2 game about assasinating adolf hitler
Actually?
sick fern
Why
sick fern
Are you special?
tough hollow
Are you special?
do boats sing?
magic flume
I cant post pics here, but google Hitler in armor if you haven't seen that yet. Can we all agree that we need this as a character?
quiet scaffold
do boats sing?
does cheese pumpkin?
signal wedge
does cheese pumpkin?
yeah
quiet scaffold
thank you gang
Speak thy foul words, then—aye, spew them forth
magic flume
does cheese pumpkin?
Cheese pumpkin sauce pasta
dark folio
Will we get a santa willie
quiet scaffold
can we get a cheese pumpkin skin for willie
humble iris
quiet scaffold
cheesekin
dark folio
Tea
humble iris
red
quiet scaffold
if i was level 2 i could send my favorite vegatable
humble iris
quiet scaffold
courteous
magic flume
So sword struggle actually works
magic flume
I usually just swing my sword from the opposite side of the enemy swing to parry and riposte, idk if its the right thing
shell bronze
i am parry king wassup
magic flume
Or Dodge in the direction of the swing
shell bronze
Or Dodge in the direction of the swing
dodging is more reliable if your strike lands well
since it immediately stunlocks
i literally only parry because it's fun and because most people can't do it (superiority)
humble iris
eogergi
magic flume
dodging is more reliable if your strike lands well
Wdym
elder violet
Does anyone know when half sword fully releases
humble iris
q4 2025 ea
elder violet
q4 2025 ea
Ah ok
shell bronze
limpid anchor
i am parry king wassup
how do you parry maces
young saffron
limpid anchor
why parry when they're heavy but slow
because parrying is cool
humble iris
just dodge
but that isnt COOL enough
hard trout
i cut this guys eyes out but he can still see
shell bronze
but if you must, block with crossguard and be very careful because they blow past your sword easily
signal wedge
but that isnt COOL enough
green farter
magic flume
I haven't tried but can you actually grab an opponents spear?
shell bronze
because parrying is cool
round stone
i cut this guys eyes out but he can still see
shell bronze
I haven't tried but can you actually grab an opponents spear?
no
hard trout
he still sees fr
limpid anchor
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429627701131477113...
this gotta be sorcery bro
round stone
Aw come on, mace users count with disadvantage against everything
shell bronze
mace users are so ass
round stone
shell bronze
one tap their head and move on
limpid anchor
wish I could pick who I fight so I dont have to deal with maces or falchions
I want longsword duels
shell bronze
wish I could pick who I fight so I dont have to deal with maces or falchions
just get enhancer/trainer and instakill who you don't want to fight
humble iris
honestly best thing is to just play them
learn how to counter those weapons too
helps you in the long run
magic flume
i do just that and then i just parry for fun without going lethal at once
shell bronze
learn how to counter those weapons too
me when i just tap them in the head and move on
humble iris
without doing that!!!!
tough hollow
humble iris
what even got dismembered here
round stone
Gentle cheek tap jutsu
shell bronze
what even got dismembered here
throat slice gore proc
shell bronze
Gentle cheek tap jutsu
love tap
tough hollow
what even got dismembered here
crodid arteru
humble iris
crodid
shell bronze
twilit escarp
humble iris
can you tell hes not having a good time
shell bronze
young saffron
humble iris
com p.ete
twilit escarp
lone yarrow
Listening to HS's soundtrack makes me wonder if we'll be getting new tracks with the upcoming update.
dark folio
Listening to HS's soundtrack makes me wonder if we'll be getting new tracks with...
Probably
lone yarrow
Probably
Genuinely love the overall feel of each song, I'm assuming it has Celtic motifs and instruments.
young saffron
this boi ain't Jin Sakai😭
hollow badger
humble iris
sleek gull
twilit escarp
willie looking like a fucking greek god in this one
look at that sexy bastard, could be carved from marble
opaque creek
fringe nova
ts gonna cost like 80 dollars bro 😔
opaque creek
surreal egret
What’s the modding support for the full game gonna be like?
A Star Wars mod would be diabolical levels of heat
Could even do the blade on, off, on again trick
surreal egret
Oki thx
civic badge
How are you guys getting higher tier weapons in lower tier battles? im assuming mods?
formal chasm
How are you guys getting higher tier weapons in lower tier battles? im assuming ...
le mods
formal chasm
most likely half sword trainer + overdth loadout selector
civic badge
👍
vagrant crater
My favorite thing to do in Half Sword is to go into peseant mode and imitate real life boxing techniques to see if they are effective
twilit escarp
My favorite thing to do in Half Sword is to go into peseant mode and imitate rea...
the most effective will always be spin kick and tapping alt at just the right moment
I throat punched a guy once too and that was pretty effective
vagrant crater
the most effective will always be spin kick and tapping alt at just the right mo...
What did alt do again?
tender quest
twilit escarp
What did alt do again?
alt is your "thrust" mode, but in the game it makes your character clench his fist, which gives you a little bit more power and reach
formal chasm
my fastest strike ngl
twilit escarp
Ah okay thanks
this is what it looks like in game, holding my right hand out to the side and just tapping alt
no mouse movement at all
so when combined with mouse movement it can be fairly powerful
if you land a square hit
vagrant crater
Oh I knew what it did but I didn't know it made your punches do that
twilit escarp
Oh I knew what it did but I didn't know it made your punches do that
you gotta get it just right, but I've actually killed people by punching them with this method in the game
it's very, very rare
vagrant crater
it's very, very rare
Always gotta be a counter to something op
formal chasm
twilit escarp
personally I love beggar because the carnage knife fights are savage
tender quest
formal chasm
bonk man strikes again
dark folio
I wonder if willie likes water pies
tender quest
neat crow
most likely half sword trainer + overdth loadout selector
What is half sword trainer
formal chasm
What is half sword trainer
nice pfp my g whats that
its a halfsword QOL mod...
philosophical af
hard oracle
Do you guys want some Epic History trivia?
hasty iron
Can any one give me any tips to finish last leavle
formal chasm
Can any one give me any tips to finish last leavle
alt f4
neat crow
philosophical af
What?
neat crow
its a halfsword QOL mod...
I mean what does it do
tender quest
formal chasm
I mean what does it do
it makes all your dreams come true idk
neat crow
it makes all your dreams come true idk
...
formal chasm
tf does a QOL mod do
hearty dove
pretty much the same thing
enhancer is just better organized
trainer is just on the hud
unless im getting confused
vagrant crater
The left hand is a LOT more powerful than your right
vagrant crater
?
I feel like, with anything really, the left is just better at doing damage than your right (punching, throwing, swinging, ect...)
tough hollow
its because willie jorks with his left arm
vagrant crater
its because willie jorks with his left arm
Only true answer
Bc I don't think I've seen my right break as many arms or kill as many people as my left
formal chasm
I feel like, with anything really, the left is just better at doing damage than ...
orthodox stance baby
vagrant crater
orthodox stance baby
Oh yeah that make's sense, (I think) both your hands technically have the same strength,, your left hand is further away from the center of your body while your right is closer, this causes what I believe a higher amount of speed since it's further away from Wille's body rotation
and if my CPU STOPS FUCKING BOUNCING I WOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY!
royal musk
does anyone know if custom maps are possible?
tough hollow
does anyone know if custom maps are possible?
they will never never never ever ever ever ever ever ever be possible
royal musk
oh no
tough hollow
not in 6 quintuple years
never
dont even htink about custome maps
it will never happen
royal musk
alexa start a timer for years and years
tough hollow
bruh
royal musk
sorry for asking
tough hollow
yes
royal musk
but for real does anyone know if any custom maps have been made?
lean scroll
but for real does anyone know if any custom maps have been made?
a mod might possibly be made, but not too sure about the actual devs and if they will make custom maps
royal musk
Alright thank you]
round stone
bro trying capoeira and everything
dark folio
Are the willie allegations true, did he really steal a kids candy?
hard oracle
potatoes are best veggie
summer laurel
Guys, I have a weak computer and I play Half Sword from Itchi and the game still lags. Do you have an older version of the game so I can have stable FPS?
modern tiger
intense stare down
gilded breach
when ea
round stone
omfg
magic flume
You can actually stab yourself with the 2h candlestand
lone bobcat
bro trying capoeira and everything
bro 😂
quaint ingot
supple ember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVqIWud0tA8
Caseoh you cant self promote here bud
quaint ingot
hasty blade
Caseoh you cant self promote here bud
i dont know if thats a complement or a roast 😭
supple ember
🤷♂️
azure mirage
Guys, I have a weak computer and I play Half Sword from Itchi and the game still...
just lower res
naive holly
I almost forgot gang
soft osprey
yo tf is this gladio mori dawg 😭😭
Lmao
I tried telling the people talking about it earlier
pulsar hedge
Hello, good evening, can you tell me if it's possible to play multiplayer in Half-Sword?
wheat leaf
yo tf is this gladio mori dawg 😭😭
It’s like this game but clunkier and slow motion
keen gate
i was like bro. half sword is free
game devs are suspiciously silent about those who mention it in their comments
pulsar hedge
Hello, good evening, can you tell me if it's possible to play multiplayer in Hal...
?
soft osprey
Hello, good evening, can you tell me if it's possible to play multiplayer in Hal...
No it is not
wheat leaf
God they better release ea soon they just blueballing everyone
keen gate
God they better release ea soon they just blueballing everyone
no no this is how they build up hype
(and development)
wheat leaf
Hypes been built, plateau’d already even
soft osprey
Hypes been built, plateau’d already even
It JUST reached the top ten most wishlisted
I’d say hype is still building
trail pivot
magic flume
I actually won a full armor duel by smashing his helmet with my gauntlets like in The King
small glen
magic flume
LOL boxing helmets with gauntlets is super effective
weak osprey
I love halfing my sword
I would place it around 2nd hardest imo
Baron of hell
For some it aint
A lot of people had difficulties fighting him
However
I just parry him whenever possible
And bash his head with the plancon
For me it aint that hard, just gotta give it 1st cuz a lot of peeps are genuinely dead with him
I do that
Well I gotta give it 1st cuz its genuinely hard for a lot of peeps, the commoner boss may be hard but I jus pitchfork him
Or maybe commoner boss is genuinely the hardest
Yes h can
Play as the farmer class
While playing the commoner tier
Look at this clip, see its possible
Whats cba
humble iris
ironic you say this and say commoner boss is hard!!!
weak osprey
How ironic indeed
This game is clearly goated, that is why I love it
Fr
Moment it comes out I will buy this masterpiece
soft osprey
Wrong reply damnit
weak osprey
Cant be assed
alr
humble iris
Mace is love mace is life
mace is… ASS!
weak osprey
mace is… ASS!
Skill issue on your end
humble iris
Skill issue on your end
i can use it its just
not to my liking
i like sharp things
weak osprey
not to my liking
Then dont call it ass
humble iris
maces are…. ASS!
weak osprey
Then dont call it ass
Call it unfamiliar with your style
humble iris
Call it unfamiliar with your style
exactly! it stinks!
weak osprey
maces are…. ASS!
fierce solar
bruh
double sided maul is bis
and breaking willy's legs is bis
and dropping your weapon so he doesnt forfeit is even bisser
that crunch
weak osprey
bruh
double sided maul is bis
and breaking willy's legs is bis
and dropping your...
Breaking willie’s bones is bliss
fierce solar
all blunt weapons are choice
but i put everything else down for this beauty
just wish I could rid of the warspike
weak osprey
A work of art indeed
weak osprey
all blunt weapons are choice
but i put everything else down for this beauty
that polaxe type is called a plommee, a very obscure weapon
split crescent
I wish instead of the funky weird circle things, it was more like a sledgehammer
Sledgehammer would go crazy in half sword
Bonk
weak osprey
Sledgehammer would go crazy in half sword
Contruction worker class goes crazy in half sword
split crescent
Blue collar labor class, next they need a jackhammer or a concrete saw
restive barn
imma add case endings to my conlang
fierce solar
I feel like they'd just give it mace's animations and call it there - hole reason I'm using polehammers is because I dislike the smaller varient's tightness cough
split crescent
Yes
weak osprey
That would be cool
split crescent
That would be cool
fierce solar
Bruh, thats why i use spear, theres no club
split crescent
Mods get that in the game
fierce solar
game needs a club
crank up damage and get close with spear
close i can do for pretending club is in game
split crescent
i do sorta wish they had more two handed maces, potentially with larger mace heads
split crescent
Yeah but its kinda buns in comparison to the class its in
When you got halberds and spears and swords and hammers
fierce solar
ngl low tier giant mace is funny af compared to high tier flanged
base of flanged feels like it gets caught on everything while low tier glides a little bit
weak osprey
there is a two handed mace in the lower tiers, although rare to get
fierce solar
You guys dont spawn yours?
weak osprey
For me I usually dont
pseudo mesa
Idk if this is a hot take but the pole arm the baron has is so buns
split crescent
I’ve only gotten the one in lower tiers in the abyss
split crescent
Baron feels like he swings with zero strength
like noodle arms
hope they fix that when they release EA tomorrow
pseudo mesa
I would actually rather have the kitchen knife from peasant tier
At least I have a chance of slicing an arm pit or smth 💀
sand coral
split crescent
fierce solar
Idk if this is a hot take but the pole arm the baron has is so buns
im using it rn because of you
its the axe version of what i use so its prob not that bad...
just gotta use it like a club
and swing with that weird little disk thing further down the haft
pseudo mesa
I find you literally just get a small half hit with shaft more than anything
weak osprey
Idk if this is a hot take but the pole arm the baron has is so buns
Its so damn heavy
You rarely ever get a hit by the end
fierce solar
I find you literally just get a small half hit with shaft more than anything
are you using swap for momentum?
weak osprey
Only by the shaft
pseudo mesa
are you using swap for momentum?
huh
fierce solar
X, side swap
light stirrup
Willie showing off his piece 😭
weak osprey
Willie showing off his piece 😭
He’s showing his willie
fierce solar
huh
next time you use it, whenever a swing lands, press X, or if a swing misses, press X, or if your weapon is rotating from in front of you to behind you, press X, and the weapon will swap sides with momentum
if you use it just right, its not immersion breaking
if you use it improperly, your characters arms will probably get into knots
basically use it as a weapon approaches a hemisphere axis
light stirrup
He’s showing his willie
He knows it lmaoo
weak osprey
He knows it lmaoo
He had to flex it one more time before dying
light stirrup
He even resting his head on his arms 😭
weak osprey
Truly dying with style
placid coyote
willie wins
light stirrup
He really wanted me dead
light stirrup
I’ve lost an arm and still won
You wouldn't recover after something like this
quaint ingot
At normal damage for me and Willie
quaint ingot
You wouldn't recover after something like this
I know how deadly that little fall is because if you land wrong you’re dead from the older versions
Might just be like 4ft but it’s very dangerous
light stirrup
Willie ain’t got nuts
Explain this
covert harbor
He used a cod piece
light stirrup
He gave me massive backshots there lmao
slow heron
add musket
covert harbor
He gave me massive backshots there lmao
It looked like you guys were kissing at one point too
quaint ingot
add musket
M16
covert harbor
Willie's couldn't contain their willys
sudden ravine
light stirrup
quaint ingot
I tend to send some dumb photos when I can but not playing at this time
weak osprey
Explain this
Dedicated even in battle
light stirrup
Dedicated even in battle
Exaactly
quaint ingot
weak osprey
Indeed beaten the shit out of
quaint ingot
I have more
light stirrup
Check this one out
weak osprey
The old demos of half sword was indeed much more brutal than today’s
weak osprey
And indeed more splattering
quaint ingot
I have 2 more I didn’t send but they’re not worth my time sending
light stirrup
Yeah, sadly I didn't back up the older demos/playtests
quaint ingot
Yeah I deleted them without knowing that they’re gonna be a lot more brutal
balmy wind
the falchion is quickly growing on me now that i'm using it in the noble tier
quaint ingot
I miss the last play test where you can make cuts in any direction
balmy wind
random fun halfsword fact
If you go into first person you can swing your head violently enough to do semi-effective headbutts
balmy wind
that works too
cursive fjord
Willie showing off his piece 😭
Freak Sword 😭
vagrant crater
Half sword just hard crashed to the point I can't even close it
Talk about a left hook of doom ngl
My fucking hook was so strong it gave my own wille brain damage and now im just stuck reliving the last nanosecond he saw
tough hollow
are you balding
azure mirage
Half sword just hard crashed to the point I can't even close it
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely
close game with task manager
@balmy wind ultrakillee
sudden ravine
hit 300 hrs
cursive fjord
Not for long
Hopefully.
sudden ravine
faint crater
