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I’ve gotten one good half swording clip thus far
I’ve beaten brave stand as a commoner!!!!
it's fun right
This ultimate challenge is so fucking stupid
350 attempts and I haven’t seen the baron yet 💔🥀
Offers a real challenge, love it
lets see some clips
guys do you consider the slow time as cheating?
Where are you stuck?
game mechanic
No, I think it’s a debuff
in all honesty
i use it to make cool block to attacks but i see in all the clips people block without it
All of it
I think I’m just too bad at this game. I’m dying to the commoner 60% of the time and then the 2 spear guys 33% of the time. I’ve gotten past them maybe 5 times
try to manage distance
Honestly fair. I find your best chances are facing a farmer with an axe
its pretty easy to not get hit at all if thats all you focus on then hit them after they try to hit you
Beautiful
Yea even if I get an axe I get got anyway bc I can’t get past the spears
Those people who fight in first person are menaces…
Beating spears is all about footwork
holy shit
And waiting for Willie to do something stupid
I have 0
i don’t even have medal
or any clipping software
i’m cooked
Which I completely lack
I always hear ppl talking abt stances and shit but idek what they’re doing
Ctrl+F11 to record in steam
Hold shift

what
what about holding shift
shift is for running innit
oh i have a method for that
Yeah, improves your stance and footwork
just go to the side
hi
Makes sidestepping, dodging, lunging… so on and so forth much easier
Yea ik that, I try running to the right and get stabbed somehow anyway, I go left and they either stab me or 1 tap me
Yea agreed
Back away from them
warhammer shield combo and I wreck yo shit
FR
mmm
I do, but I can never get back in or I get stabbed anyway
Literally I’ll fight them for 5 mins and then I do 1 wrong thing and die
Would you like me to record a demo?
Yess‼️
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
is this tuff/
I mean the mods don’t care if we send clips through here
Yes
Deadass how do u move ur sword so accurately I don’t get it 😭
he doesn't have enough level
hence he sent it there
LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderingThread.cpp] [Line: 952]
Rendering thread exception:
LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\D3D12RHI\Private\D3D12Util.cpp] [Line: 926]
Out of video memory trying to allocate a rendering resource
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wtf is this
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely
disable blood
that's the error that says overfunc of blood
basically
yeah
this just started to happen today
overfunc of blood
is this normal
doesn't matter
alr thanks
still the same error
fps is really fucked up too
i get around 75-85 with high graphics
now its around 40 30
Right! So, beat the weapon and wait for them to open themselves
I'll try getting a better one
They always hit me when I go in tho
What kind of polearm is it?
Billhook, parcon, spear, short spear?
wait a sec iil do a tut
For the billhook and spear, get in as fast as possible as soon as possible. The weapons are too long for them to hit you
The plancon sucks since you can't really get in close
No they’re not the handle hits me and knocks me out instantly
Check your damage?
What are your damage settings
Its default I’m not gonna adjust it that’s cheating
u can dodge the spear tip if u turn away
the default is where the damage you take it at max and the damage npcs take is at the minimum
no hold on a handle hit to the head shouldn't knock you out instantly
try that
like u go on the outside do a lil 90 degree turn andd get back to it
I've never had it do that before
Istg it does
That’s cheating
if it hits just right it can even insta kill
happened to me vs soldier boss the other day
check your settings
Both the dmg sliders are in the middle
Lock on is maxxed but I don’t see how relevant that is
gore?
The max setting
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message here do like this
need hack and slash mode where the sword swings in a predetermined path so that i can test out gore hnnnggghhhh
@shell bronze i am BACK , a friend borrowed me his keyboard
no wayy did they add hoverboards?? that's crazy
Is there a reason u swing the weapon kinda slowly
Does it do more dmg somehow
i have become a commoner mace as you wished to
aurafarming
Turn that allllllllll the way down (expect a second ping tomorrow, my laptop didn’t want to work anymore, sorry!)
Also turn blood off
Why
Make way liberals, a real man’s comin threw😎
Probably lower sensitivity
we have a super eager batch of new age hs7 contenders
Gore affects combat
That’s making it easier tho so it’s cheating
Easier to break bones, cut off limbs
Yeah, for you
The scrobblers claw at the only chance at greatness
It makes it easier for you too
thanks bro but i didnt need an introduction yk
horses
i still havent gotten the bo staff
😔
also careful with jokes like these
Gobless amurica
@young saffron
chrome is also offline
1984
am a proud member of the hs7
i know i know it's very restrictive but you know how big public servers are
monk wheel
looking out for you here
I tried to keep it light I appreciate the concern bro
Look man, if you think making the game easier is somehow cheating, don’t complain when it’s hard
do you want to contend
Either swallow your pride and make it easier or push through
people cannot comprehend the idea of a difficulty setting
it was put there for a reason
The difficulty setting is how long your weapon is fr fr
use it
i think its a fair tradeoff since you can also be split in half from a little touch of the sword tip
Okay what even is the hs7
halfcord's elite
Trvke tbf
It’s like the furious 5 from kung fu panda
you already know im up there 😏
the yotei six but cooler
make it 8 and add me in ✌️
That’s a difficulty setting?? I thought it was just like a graphics thing so ur game doesn’t explode if ur pc sucks
Life goal.
sorry @soft osprey already claimed the hs8 schizo delusion
yes we have to make a joke in the opposite direction immediately after so that its balanced.
that's what they told me...or did they say that would just make everyone mad? I forgor 💀
ahh whatever I'm sure it'll be fine.
it's like ghost of tsushima lethal mode
the consequences apply to you as much as it does them, you just have to be good enough to not let them happen to you
Idk if you or someone else made this image but I like that it’s still an arrow pointing at you for ‘clueless’
i made hs7
clueless you should do the ultimate challenge with max gore fists only no armor and max player dmg
oh yeah lowest npc damage too
So it’s the sort of thing where u should beat it in low difficulty, then medium, then hard
Would you consider yourself more like oogway or master shifu
i don't do obscenely difficult requests
so you cant beat elden ring blindfolded with your big toes and on the toilet?
Can anyone even run the highest settings with 60-120fps stable?
weakling
Nah man, abyss
4070 super users probably do
abyss isnt even hard
Wdym you don’t take on actual headaches
neither. i am kai except there is no po to stop me
kai cenat
demon's souls maybe
rotting of brain
Abyss to the Baron?
It’s harder than the ultimate challenge
why am I danya of discordia
cinematic was not meant to be played on
and will be removed come early access
epic is the same thing but better
did wonderbeast say it
cinematic was lowkey a troll setting
yeaaah
cinematic takes 100% of my 4090
i wish it spawned 9000 blood decals outside the map and made your fps drop to 30
The shadows are slightly different
ooohh
Why is it even there
Tai lung?
(50-60% usage)
that would be john longsword
he always mad about me being goated
Okay lets be honest, the difference between high and epic is relatively miniscule
rip
If we ever get weight changers for Willie I’m making po
baron should be fat
Finally just beat the mf
It always turns on at night and wakes me up
i have 2
you might need to scan your laptop dude
🥀
For?
one with 3070 and one with 2060 (the one i do inhumane testing on)
trojans
anything
i dont get how a laptop turns on by itself
it's probably just the lid mechanism janking out tbh
i know laptops
Nah, already did that. No malware
a virus can't turn a laptop on by itself
how do you fuck up a laptop so bad for that to happen
it's not even physical damage most times
the detection for lid opening just gets a bit quirky once in a while
so the manufacturers cant do their job
If your laptop doesn’t sound like a commercial airliner when it turns on then you aren’t using it correctly
🥹
i had to turn it off on the 3070 laptop and just use the button
prefer it that way anyways
I have to open it and close it again to shut it off
I have the rx 9060 xt oc but i can run epic on 60 fps stable but cinematic is impossible
just turn off the lid opening to wake man
Honestly just gonna bite the bullet and shut it down every night
more like you need to repaste your shi
That’s a thing???
look in window sleep settings
you'll find the option to control how your laptop turns on and stuff
or power settings i think
NOTED
so you can just use the power button instead of relying on the lid
greatsword worst weapon honestly
@tender quest defend your honor
like the common opinion is the short sickle
why is your sword so stable😭
How did you even kill him
It barely hit
i am goated
greatsword is a deceiving weapon cause at first it looks really good but after usage you find that it is not good at anything
his sword flew back at him and cleaved his head open
Using it as intended is very effective
Why dont my npcs do that💔
longsword far exceeds anything greatsword can do
i am a master class in AI domination and weapon control
How do you block his sword, i end up getting slice in half
It’s great in brave stands.
again, longsword mogs
FALSE!
practice with low player damage and no gore
Ah ill try thx
I gotta stop engaging with ragebait
size doesn't mean anything
do you have a graphics mod
no
reach does are you manic?
also to chip into the greatsword conversation
the balancing on those bitches is garbage
the things id do for a glaive
you want reach you get polearms
i expect it to feel like a bigger longsword but it feels like an entirely different weapon class
i can use it just fine but it's not enjoyable
i can use it just fine as well but i would never choose it over longswords or polearms
USE IT LIKE A DAMN MONTANTE! IT’S VERY EFFECTIVE WHEN USED AS AN ACTUAL GREATSWORD!!! AUGHHHHH
maybe i will when that shit handles like a montante
it handles more like a stereotypical video game greatsword
You use it diffrent bc its on high armor tiers it is havier so if you hit willy it might just do something and mostly you should wrestle with it
Yeah it’s way too heavy
BUT
I still love it
idk about you guys but i really like hitting people with heavy things, doesnt matter if its sharp or not
That fit goes immensely hard
Swords for me are just worse the higher you go with some exeptions
What is the minimal requirement to play on epic mode?
nasa
it's my iconic red velvet build
💔
I can but I have to turn off the gore and it runs fine
i play high because epic and high aren't too different for the performance gains
What's the fun then
if you dont wanna just knock the guy out and actually kill them in higher tiers, halfswording longsword is prolly the easiest way to go
So true, so true..it’s not the size that matters it’s how you swing it
wow just like real life
Am i supposed to guess what parts you have?😭
chat rate the bonk
Ryzen 9
3080TI
32 gigs of ram
Why would you do a ryzen 9 with the 3080ti😨
Does plenty good
Greatswords have one thing better bc their are larger and havier you have more sharp to cut in the fleshy bits or just tip willy over
Which ryzen 9
very nice
pc is pc
use pentium to play half sword
7900x
longsword can do that quicker and better
My old Dell laptop from 2003
if you wanna tip them over, polehammer
Am still at the last stage... Having big trouble beating these waves...
i have a 7800x3d with a 7900xtx and 64gb ram
i love using the baron's polearm only cause its really heavy
one of the strongest all amd builds in the active userbase
Thats funny, most people hate his weapons
It feels like the NPC's are made of stone or sum... I can't seem to stab them... and if I do so it feels like it barely does any damage.
half sword doesn’t crash anymore ever since I turned off gore, crazy the fix was so simple
Brother i'm just saying there are upsides to both but there are better upsides than others
You wont get the max out of your cpu with 4k or 1440p🤔
I've stabbed a few ones like 6 times with a spear, and they're still standing straight like it barely did any damage
To be exact the issue is with blood. You can keep gore at whatever, as That also affects how easy it is to dismember. Theyre two separate settings
im pretty sure that the fatal crashes were cause of blood
And then they hit me once, and I'm instantly dead.
is early access coming tomorrow
Idk what I'm doing wrong.
i do actually
it's a perfectly well balanced build
im saying, greatsword is always worse and there are always better options
Do you have a 3080ti and ryzen 9 7900x?
I also feel like stabbing without a large cutting edge or not stabbing the head is shit
Do you keep your weapon in the passive parry zone? If you don’t, do that and have fun being nearly impossible to hit
is it possible to beat the last stage WITHOUT crashing
no and that's why i get good performance at 1440p and 4k
genuine question fyi
turn blood off
its really nice whenever your able to snap the opponents neck
Passive parry zone?
What's that?
yessir
The sweet spot where passive party is used
only happens for ultimate challenge because of how long and bloody it is
turn it back on for regular gameplay @dim pecan
I was talking about the 3080ti and ryzen 9 7900x combo, you said its a good combo but the gpu bottlenecks with 4k and 1440p
I'm not saying the greatsword is good i'm saying it is not useless you are saying it like its the barons polearm
oh i'm driving so i got a brain fart
This is illegal
What parts you got?
You are committing a crime
It’s a sweet spot where the game will parry most things for you if you are in the sweet spot
https://youtu.be/fHvMwUwkpAI?si=KKkr8wguYyFW8-TP
This video explains it very well
3080 ti should do fine 1440p
shhh
Everyone please shame him
Ban him
No it doesnt, it doesnt get the max out of the cpu
Against TOS
@pure widget
3080 ti is absolutely viable for 1440p
especially without RT
issue is the vram is a bit ass in modern games
You have been shamed
Gpu bottlenecks
only moai gets to shit talk me
by default gpu should always bottleneck
you just decide how much it does so by
i do things the console way and prefer the headroom so i lock mine to 60/120 and rely on amd framegen/smoothing to effectively double the fps
keeps the cpu at like 20-40 most games and 50-70 gpu
What else is there to do in this server 😭
update soon
shit talk somebody who will not mod abuse and ban you for the insult
tomorrow actually
The rules are my ward
I have
Rx 9060 xt oc
Ryzen 5 9600x
32gb ddr5
I run epic stable 60fps+
i let the power change me and forgot where i came from + switched up on my day ones
good performance
fr?
misinformation
another one has fallen for it
yes
be very excited
i remember how people were so excited for playtest to get hit with the 0 blood pc requirement
🥹
I can play nearly any game on maxed out settings, and the parts are very good for their price
1080p i assume
460p
Yeah, i dont have the money to buy oled💔
rip
i don't have oled either i dont fw the price or the possibility of burn-in
i run a samsung g5 32
1440p 165hz
1k monitor and a chance of burn in is insane tho
pc community treat oled like heroin, shit must be good fr
It IS good
Thats nice
yeah that's the nature of oled
I have 2 1080p monitors
the only way to get true good looking hdr + full blacks but it's expensive
i shall kill a man for it
so hyped for ea tmrw ^.^
I got a MSI 27" 240 Hz QHD OLED. It does the trick quite nicely = )
burn him
240 hz is a bit overkill dude
You shall be hanged
why spend 1k on monitor when i can spend 1k on another car part or several cosplays
or a bunch of gundam to build
theres a 500$ oled now
It was 642
Yeah buts its ASS
gigabyte mo27q28g
or more gun ✅️
u sure it seemed quite gud?
cheating?
500 for a oled monitor is low quality probably
cheap variants of a higher end product always don't lend themselves well to quality and/or long term
its literally the opposite of that
watch a review idk it seemed gud for the price
waiting on rtings review but theres one from tftcentral
if the average price is 700-1000 then i expect a lot of corners cut to take it down to 500
video only tho it seems
Its like getting a lamborghini jalpa, its the worst lambo, same goes with the monitor, worst of its kind
give me those 1k dollars for a 4090
absolutely
ill even have leftovers
4090💔
i mean u dont need expensive shit if a cheap alternative works almost as good
whats wrong with 4090?
i have a laptop so im also counting the cpu, cooling n stuff
if the review is gud then i woulds buy it
4090
Thats like buying a 3050 because the review are good😭
rtings has really nice reviews bcuz its all detailed and u can see whats for example not good
enjoy your shitass power draw and melting connectors
well reviews as in actually technical tests on it etc
Everything has good review because it WORKS doesnt mean its GOOD
i shall use my 1k oled monitor to watch mommy comforts you asmr
not what i meant...
watch asmr
?
Explain yourself
there are videos
the point of asmr is to be listened to
https://www.rtings.com/monitor/reviews/asus/rog-strix-oled-xg27aqdmg
tis one for example
Why not get a 5070 for nearly the same price
invest in high end audio gear instead
o kwe are just nitpicking now
always
hence adding to the absurdity of the joke
u can go through every category and see if theres something bad that u dont like for example like brightness etc if u have a bright room, or vr flicker, color accuracy blabla
smh my head
its very nice
need a 1k mouse to click on the video
office screen from 2015 still working:
good stuff
Wait 4090
Mb
Im going crazy
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good to hear
4090 is better than 5070 mb
Just get the 5090😭🙏🏼
yes i would love to pay 1 million rubles for a gpu (i still need like 3-4 other pc parts)
how do u duel full armor knights as commoner
i think getting a rtx xx90 gpu is a really bad investment unless its for a job
mods , ovrdth's selector specifically
stone age
#modders-guild-hall , check pins
Jobs💔
horrible price performance
- power draw
tyy :3c
what do jobs have to do with a big price tag
seeing a :3c in the wild is crazy
Earn money=buy stuff
wai
Work 3 jobs
good idea
Breed a kid and sell its kidneys
steal it
so its like
grow a garden from roblox
😂
💔
roblox halfsword
i think you should get a family to feed
i was wondering why i had bleed marks on my screen
i have one it's called my fleet of 4 cars
how did this happen
why kidneys specifically
it still does the animation willie just fails to notice he has no hand 😭
im going to steal their carburetors
because they sell alot
I see... How does it apply to spears though?
I eat the rest, why else?
As the spears often stab.
why not sell every organ
i feel very chinese these days so i think they should add a dao
are you vergil
how does one destroy half the map
by all means
that's just a reality warping slash
gonna put diesel in them
free money
i just spin-dodged a vertical slash and cut his head off
i need to start clipping ts
Dude I punched a surrendered NPC and my game crashed
willie.exe
I have a recording of it
you have my respect for using ts correctly
this shit?
shit this?
will willie be hairy in other places?
I'm just built different
i know militus has a modded greatsword with the weight of a bastard sword but just cant prove it
Hit him first
get into tier 4 and use pickle
Also if you do get hit make sure to hit him harder than he hit you
I mean, I know. But I'm trying to beat the last boss.
BAD weapon, i stand by it
Pickle 🥒
And these spearmen dude...
They seem to be designed to make it IMPOSSIBLE for you to beat them
How does it feel to be wrong
It's a high skill ceiling weapon
the only drawback is the weight and slowness
and other weapons dont have that drawback
Just swing faster
I've tried so much yet nothing seems to help.
you can simply pick up a longsword and do the same stuff easier and quicker
have you ever tried like
yk
getting close
running side to side n stuff
lifechanging advice right here
Yeah, I have. I've tried running around them but the spears follow me precisely.
i like to kick the spear out of the way
And if I come close, they'll usually just knock me out in one hit.
Kicking works?
if you can aim it right
ansetzen
if you're not careful, you'll end up kicking the pointy spike
plus its simply the worst weapon in the tier its placed in
Yeah, I've realised that holding the sword lower increases the chance of hitting them instead of going for a high swing.
why is my arm falling off from an axe touching it gently sideways
just do a front flip lmao did yall just start playing
turn gore down
But ehmmm... I can barely get close to the spearmen, and if I do they usually one-tap kncok me down.
what tier
just give up lmao
easy easy easy
I hate the pickle. If I come close they can still stab me.
here is how you win
you hit the guy
before he hits you

AH SHIT HE HIT ME FIRST AHHHHH
But pickle longer than sword.
But who will hit first?
the goedengag pickle needs oomph to swing, so it should be easy for you to rush in
i got lucky with them doing a vertical one but if they stab then just hold the blade to your side
i usually just circle and wait for attack if im playing safe, or you can just swipe the their weapon away
i can do it with a bastard sword if you want
im using that preset cause its kinda cool
if you cant beat em, join em
the latter always works for me
I've heard about swiping their weapon away. How though? I can't hit their stupid spears for some reason.
what weapon do you use
Any weapon I can get my hands on in the arena.
is your mouse sensitivity super high something?
accept that they are bullshit overpowered and just try to get a hand on their shoulder to keep it away
for a sword just rush in and swipe them away
its pretty easy
Usually a stabby weapon, except if the range is longer of a diff weapon.
if you are with a polearm its even easier
hold m2 to your side
they cant hit you that way
right mouse
Ohh
this isnt a pickle and i messed it up a bit but polearms are even better to use against pickles and spears
yo whats ur gpu
ok I got hit lightly but this binding manip was cool
yeah turn that alllllllllllllllllll the way down
7900 xtx
the perfomance difference between epic and cinematic is huge
cinematic is ass
and will be removed when release
epic does the exact same thing but better
never used it before whats it like
it's just epic with less frames
i see no reasonable difference
it's free 100% gpu usage for no reason
yes
this is nothing crazy but i used the billhook to propell myself up
i personally play on high
that felt cool as shit
arent you playing on epic
he isnt
no
damn candlestick willies in the abyss dont fuck around
fair enough
how did i survive this
i hate how they can still speak and scream in pain after their skin just got sliced off
or sometimes even their brain
if some of your skin was ripped off you would scream in pain
i mean like
you need to proc the head split/throat slice gore to get them to shut up instantly
slicing vital parts of the body
you can get a few final screams in if your ability to vocalize isn't immediately compromised
true
what are you aiming at
man that willie really was swinging
he had a family to go back to
yeah I guess he did
but unfortunately i was goated
crap
i cant send anything
no remorse
no
lvl 3
lvl 3
he has tasted defeat, his children can kiss my feet
he took up arms against me and knew what the consequences were
level 2 or boost
unfortunately a bar
evil fucking pickle
i cant forward messages here
i hate the damn plancon
it defies physics
even if i parry with tip of sword, i still somehow lose my hands
blocking it is usually a bad idea without a shield
with a shield plancon is so bitchmade
(buckler does not count)
i mean yea
sorry for my outburst at the end i just really hate pickle willies
buckler is a throwing weapon prove me wrong
it is
yeah but feinting all the time is lame ash
it is
just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean i don't do it
i'm just gonna try to block every time when going against the plancon and not learn my lesson
i need a new pc so badd
if you are with a polearm dont even other blocking plancon unless you want to
just do a gentle swing at them or stab
i dont really polearm
bastard sword main
one and a half hand
or whatever the fuck
ok you kinda have to parry atleast one hit then
if they do a vertical slash then its a free win
i polearm only at higher tiers
once they start doing these fucking stabs i rip my hair out
the spear is ass to play with
billhook is fun to use
i loveeee greatsword at higher tiers
also i LOVE staffs
billhook is free win ticket
just knocked willie out with the back end of my billhook
i sleep whenever i have to use it
i dont even use it the right way i like using the stick part
im waiting for chrome to answer so that i can ask for a bo staff
yes
ah
donatellooooo
damn that was so long ago..
i used it once and i feel like it was pretty easy
i mean it sucks one handed
like unplayable
it's usable and easy but as with the low tier polearms it's just braindead for enjoyment
ah
poleaxe in veteran+ is peak polearm gameplay
yeah
It seems to wanna stab to one side no matter which stance you take
i trapped his buckler arm
break it
goodbye ribs
yeah so he can destroy your ribcage
too bad i cut him in half
made bro bow down
do i do my color project while watching inglorious basterds, or do i play halfsword 🤔
lmao
halfsword before family
do i study for my psychology exam or wait for people to ask when the update would come and reply with tomorrow?
duty before self-care
anyways now he cant do shit
nevermind
damn
he kicked me
now i have to mangle him
wish kicking them in the balls hurt more
should be instant on the ground
i kicked them in the balls once and he started holding his willie
cant wait for ea tomorrowww finallyy

is this a joke?
no im seriouws
nooo its true
fake news
i don't even know if i'd see it on twitch or youtube or what
was on twitch last week, dev diary
deer diaree...
its tomorrow so get excited
todey me reliz ha sor irli akses...
i fink it vent vel
vent? like in amongus?
u can checks ^_^
why am i faster and higher quality?
source?
livestream
liars should permadie in the abyss
where?
One must master the riposte to concede defeat to take home victory - Fiore
I am 90% sure the answer will be no, but is there a chance there could be multiplayer?
just wait until tomorrow and you'll see geez
there will be
local multiplayer
yes!!
send me the livestream
yes!!!
you will all see multiplayer
nearly colpo di villano at the beginning, mid finishing hits though
how tf did i beat all of commoner tier without dying just to fall in militia tier
and then get oneshot by a hoe in the abyss
damn bro i cant wait to steal half sword from frankenburg germany where its currently being held at Ritterstraße 11, 35066
when kickstarter
dont have it on hand, have to go serach for it but like chill man just wait for tomorrow and you'll see
congratulations you have played half sword
i already beat the gauntlet once and i'm trying to do it again
he managed to cut off his own foot somehow
do the stanky leg
try striking with more diagonals
who would win ( swordfight edition )
3
6
2
clueless ( the mod guy )
you should also move with shift more, lead with your right leg and strike with your body doing the momentum for quick and gruesome cuts with also quick dodges
I know
hello
hii
so is it true that ea is going to launch tomorrow?
nope its all lies
oh man 🙁
no
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
Wirklich frech sowas
they announce everything on discord
allrighty thx
if you dont see anything it means people are lying
ya
its not funny at all
LOL
spreading misinformation like this
thank you zerk <3
they're lying to you dont believe them
it releases tomorrow
it does not 😭
what's EA?
dude awesome
early access yeah
i love early access
we all do
where are you guys hearing this from
wait dont we already have early access
they are lying
early access pays for full access too
demo
it doesnt release tomorrow
wym
oh
hearing what from
whats your source
its all bait
of what
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
this?
it doesnt release tomorrow
yea what are your sources that says it releaes q4 2025
the early access
it releaes tomorrow
dude i'd love to pay like 20 dollars for this game
The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public
ok
its kinda crazy half sword is inspired by Escape from tarkov
does this mean we'll have extraction sword fights
where we have to like kill a target or steal some noblemans shoes and then extract
no
no
guys the new halfsword early acsess you have to paypal me the money
new update
it all goes to me
dont buy from steam its a scam
i think this person is onto something
(lets feed their schizo delusion)
I mean theyre also inspired by TABS and gang beasts which have nothing to do with the current game imo. As in, I don’t see where the inspiration is from there so I have no idea how escape from Tarkov of all games is an inspiration 
halfsword takes heavy inspiration from amongus also
this makes me want to sob violently
I only listen to the little guy
ein schlitzohr? oder gar ein schlawiner?
english only
im sry
a scoundrel especially
RAGAMUFFIN