halfsword-chat-⚔

[vital perch]

@shell bronze be more active you have competition

[restive barn]

oh

[shell bronze]

please don't say that you're making me scared

[tough hollow]

he not even up there uncle

[vital perch]

you need to start talking more before you get dominated by them

[tough hollow]

enlighten me

im am not in the know

[shell bronze]

insane wording

[vital perch]

i tried

[hard oracle]

Raah Raah give me more badges

[vital perch]

be active

[hard oracle]

Man. Didn't knew Half-sword discord is second job 🥀

I will do better

[vital perch]

its dedication

not like i have a life anyway so might aswell

[hard oracle]

Same here but...

I got few other discords to grind

[shell bronze]

yeah but i have a life and i'm still active here

[tough hollow]

blue collar workers have it easy compared to halfsword discorders

[shell bronze]

i'm a blue collar worker doe

[hard oracle]

You're lying.

[shell bronze]

simply issue with skill

[shell bronze]

you wish

[hard oracle]

You work in Dev's basement.

[shell bronze]

i actually have them in my basement but ok

[vital perch]

you either have a life or be active in half cord

[tough hollow]

your a singularity

[shell bronze]

i am the exception to every rule

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-question-or-argue-with-mods-discord-moderators-staff-admin-gif-19377282

[hard oracle]

You want to tell me, you have stable job. Play video games, have family, and are happy in life?!

[vital perch]

for me 2 out 4 of these are true

not telling you which one tho

[tough hollow]

yes

bald

and play video games

[hard oracle]

So you play games and are happy

[tough hollow]

wrong

hes bald

and play video games

[hard oracle]

He is bald?!

Reported.

[tough hollow]

yea he told me

[vital perch]

yes

[hard oracle]

Same here.

But I fight the oppression of goverment, that's my job. (Social Rent)

[shell bronze]

yes !

none of you mfs built like me

[hard oracle]

Okay how much you push on bench? I can do 8kg of veggies on both hands with my mom going shopping

[shell bronze]

damn that is insane

[shell bronze]

lying on my name

[shell bronze]

lying on my name [2]

[cinder osprey]

Nah its fake shopping bags give you boost bc you want to prove to yourself that you can do it in one trip

[vital perch]

shopping bags are the best excercise change my mind

[shell bronze]

sorry chooms i be doing labor out here and still running laps around you

[hard oracle]

Fuck that man, my fingers are dead, and arms feel stiff

[shell bronze]

get your willie up

[shell bronze]

there's a reason why the farmer's carry is a very good exercise

functional and old school strength

[hard oracle]

Why are shopping bags so anti-human

[vital perch]

EXACTLY

[shell bronze]

strength lies in not what you can lift, but what you can carry

[hard oracle]

rubber cuts into your fingers and it hurts as hell

[shell bronze]

half of these gym-only boys cannot fathom picking up the 28ft ladder i use for work daily

[tough hollow]

ion fw that electricity shi

that shit scary as biscuits

[shell bronze]

me neither i do telecommunications

(the superior utility)

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-horror-eldritch-stewie-griffin-the-simpson-gif-9925639483185373851

[hard oracle]

STOP THAT SUNLIGHT IS EVIL

[tough hollow]

homer bimpson evil??

[woeful arch]

one more day without an annoucement or the update

im gonna start torturing Willies soon

[vital perch]

get used to it

[woeful arch]

until they release something

[shell bronze]

imagine not being able to nolife half sword like me

[shell bronze]

you'll be fine

[hard oracle]

i have other games.

[vital perch]

couldn't be me

[hard oracle]

I will nolife Half-mace when it's in EA

[shell bronze]

fake fan

[vital perch]

ban him

[woeful arch]

Willies won't though

[tough hollow]

hang him

[shell bronze]

gallows

[vital perch]

hang him by his willie

[hard oracle]

DO i need to commit my whole life to half-sword to be a fan?!

[shell bronze]

yes

[hard oracle]

WHAT THE FUCK

[tough hollow]

yes'

[shell bronze]

live breathe eat sleep half sword

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[vital perch]

half sword is life ❤️

[woeful arch]

epic embed fail

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429351465360822303/image_2025-04-17_115558274.gif

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[woeful arch]

image perms

[cinder osprey]

I'm studying it, it is infact preety fucked up

[shell bronze]

yeah high voltage is no joke

i can deal with small scale electrical like house wiring and cars

[tough hollow]

thats why i study halfsword instead

[vital perch]

just be active

you'll get there

[shell bronze]

halfcord is a great nation hospitable only to those who walk the path of the blade with total commitment

[woeful arch]

anywayys time to go suffer a bit trying to beat the Abyss

[shell bronze]

the rest of you will be used as stepping stones to my greatness as this server's premiere superstar

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807285387604393984/1096960139992498236/togif.gif

[idle crane]

Mace is better

[vital perch]

based

[tough hollow]

macist

[shell bronze]

someone likes to play with balls on a stick

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-5413974953753901704

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-guitar-sparks-play-guiutar-gif-11071028

[hard oracle]

bash against wooden barricade

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

[tough hollow]

down but not out

[vital perch]

never play half sword at 3 am (gone wrong)

[shell bronze]

left 4 dead

[tough hollow]

elite ball

[shell bronze]

always

[shell bronze]

big sword willie coming to snatch your willies

[vital perch]

halfswording my willie

[tough hollow]

big sword willie in question

[shell bronze]

yeah that's him

i got my willie snatched by him already it was horrible

keep a polearm on hand to ward him off

oct 31 he prowls

[tough hollow]

i usually just throw spoons at him untill he leaves

[vital perch]

use forks instead

[shell bronze]

use a big one

[vital perch]

i spoon willie when i cuddle him

[shell bronze]

like a pitchfork

[tough hollow]

sporks might be better

[deep shale]

for a second i thought i was in the cataclysm channel
the game where throwing things is a meta

[shell bronze]

insane

[vital perch]

it is

[deep shale]

yea thats about what happens in my cataclysm runs
duffel bag with like 50 wooden javelins

[tough hollow]

i confirm

[deep shale]

no zombie will ever stop me

[vital perch]

the humble ak47 + adrenaline

[deep shale]

might slow me down a little

[tough hollow]

bruh ur still getting stomped

[vital perch]

i outrun him

[tough hollow]

that shi takes my whole team to kill

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416104339583271065/Half_Sword_Demo_-_2025-07-12_2-17-01_AM.mp4?ex=69004c30&is=68fefab0&hm=e3e042c00e9c31bea6620ce75a7ffd586c7ed1ace473dbb2b0bbd3b068caaab8&

[deep shale]

i lockpick him with a car

[tough hollow]

dawg wht

[vital perch]

use a fork dumbass

[lost rover]

Blessed scimitar ez kill

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-fish-thirsty-gif-12496812153427391344

[deep shale]

car at 70mph will open any door

[vital perch]

crap

[jolly gorge]

Hi

[tough hollow]

detonate

[jolly gorge]

Jester

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1428357296127475753/EbFgyMBi.gif

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/wojape-dumb-wojapes-nfts-japes-bayc-gif-26320216

[vital perch]

jan matejko's

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-thoughts-daily-grind-gif-10590702506915919558

https://tenor.com/view/harp-gif-20527964

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[vital perch]

mind blowing reaction

[tough hollow]

kkciks are so busted

[vital perch]

anyway i'm off

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-chat-big-chungus-gif-19739716

[jolly gorge]

How much will the real game cost

[tough hollow]

800 dolars

[shell bronze]

100 bucks a copy

[jolly gorge]

Wow

[shell bronze]

usd

[jolly gorge]

Damn

[shell bronze]

i told the devs we should hate poor people and they agreed

[tough hollow]

reasonabl;e

[jolly gorge]

I hope there will be multiplayer

[shell bronze]

jokes aside price range is 10-30 usd with less depending on region

multiplayer will be local split screen

long distance possible via steam remote play

[tough hollow]

w steam remote play?

i hope they dont fix the grappling bug in the early acsess

[jolly gorge]

1 thing that would be cool that there is like a thing, where.you can battle other real players and you can get coins, and with those you can buy clothes, and you can get a player scroll, like where it shows your kills, deaths etc, and you can olso customise it olso, does that sound cool.

[tough hollow]

where when you grab them in certain places they go flying

[tough hollow]

sounds like some tf2 cosmetic

[jolly gorge]

And other people can see the scroll

[tough hollow]

cant to flex my strange bastard sword with 23504 kills on it

[deep shale]

the game needs a player economy

[tough hollow]

it needs lootboxes and another gambling system

[jolly gorge]

Half sword is thr funest game I have played in months

[jolly gorge]

Yes

[devout yew]

never understood how steam remote play worked

you need a controller or something right?

[jolly gorge]

How would u play half sword on controller

[devout yew]

feet

[jolly gorge]

Oh yea the joysticks

[tough hollow]

elbow

[devout yew]

your vocal chords

[jolly gorge]

Amazing

[tough hollow]

mind control

[jolly gorge]

Your body heat

[devout yew]

doing a jig

[tough hollow]

plastic tupperwear

[shell bronze]

me neither

[deep shale]

Designing a weapon would be expensive, but you can put it on the steam workshop and you get coins for each time your weapon gets used/purchased

[shell bronze]

glass tupperware

[devout yew]

making soup

[exotic parcel]

I just got my copy for 3 shillings

[tough hollow]

boiling ravioli

[devout yew]

defecating

[jolly gorge]

Tuff

[tough hollow]

tuff squared

[karmic furnace]

WHY IS WILLIE SAYING THE N WORD

😭

[shell bronze]

he is not

[deep shale]

Nice

[tough hollow]

dwag what

[devout yew]

he is not, grow up yo

[shell bronze]

mfs will hear stuff for no reason

[karmic furnace]

dude im playing on full volume

[jolly gorge]

Silence! You scallywagler!

[karmic furnace]

and it literally sounded like the hard r 💔

[shell bronze]

and he's not

[devout yew]

yeah well he didnt

[shell bronze]

best we don't keep this subject going

[devout yew]

its like a medival insult yo

[shell bronze]

oaf

[karmic furnace]

what is he saying in reality

[shell bronze]

dont know which insult you're referring to

[devout yew]

tayu dande so proud, so cocksure, prancin aboot wit yur head fool euf eighballs!

[karmic furnace]

💔

[tough hollow]

prolly raggamuffin

[shell bronze]

refer to this message from pinned for the list

[jolly gorge]

My gods bones

[devout yew]

i didnt even know willy had this much voicelines

[jolly gorge]

Same

[devout yew]

i wonder if willy has a dedicated voice actor

[karmic furnace]

i think he said egad

[latent moon]

i just hit willie so hard
i took off his helmet

[round wyvern]

anyone here get atleast 90 frames on cinematic on 4k?

[idle crane]

Willie currently has 2 voice actors. Kepontrucken who does the pain noises and the Creative Director Ivan who does the speaking lines

[tulip cape]

dude i knew Blimey was God Blind me

wasnt Crikey God Kill me in that case?

or Christ Kill me

i forgot

[hard oracle]

Fanta for fish

[tulip cape]

did you guys actually maul kepontrucken with medevial weaponry in the recording booth to get the lines or is this untrue

i forgot who told me this

[coarse jolt]

Finishing off your opponent with a dagger is one of the best feelings in this game

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[deep shale]

finishing off? nah son its a main weapon

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934

[coarse jolt]

I prefer polearms

[jolly gorge]

Raggen muffin

[deep shale]

do a $2000 job with $2 equipment

[pallid burrow]

I’d absolutely love that.

[coarse jolt]

Daggers and butt spikes, they are the best things in this game. Notice how the opponent didn't have a butt spike and he lost?

OoOOooOOO

[vital perch]

check pins

[tulip cape]

wait till you go up against long candleholder

[coarse jolt]

I wonder if weapon durability will ever be in the game, at least in the context of lances since they're made to break (iirc)

[coarse jolt]

Annoying during spoilance, but not too bad

[weak osprey]

Why do I keep seeing this demonic braad

[sudden ravine]

used tai chi on bro 😭

[pallid burrow]

Because they don’t have armor yet, in that stage

[coarse jolt]

Trained by monks

[sudden ravine]

fr

[coarse jolt]

I learned that technique too

Very powerful technique from the Tibetan monks

[weak osprey]

Windmill technique

Dig into your enemies and watch them go!

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[weak osprey]

A willie shaking his ass

[sudden ravine]

um how is he not phased

[faint crater]

that willie is simply built different

[sudden ravine]

fr

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[marble depot]

Wow

[fathom topaz]

How do you use daggers effectively?

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mister-penis-penis-mister-cat-penis-miter-cat-gif-12564558388283863479

-# i love responding to old ass messages

[vocal lion]

dang

I was pitchforking all over the place

but died to a knife

min damage to npc and max damage to player is painful

[jolly gorge]

AFTER WEEKS, I FINALY FINISHED ALL THE RANKS

FINALY

[hard oracle]

STOP this!

People in medieval time wren't so horny!

[drowsy flint]

they had so many kids they didnt give them names until they survived past 5 so idk

[fierce umbra]

cutting the throat with one feels way better

[fierce umbra]

yeah well too bad willie is in medieval times while we arent

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954771637159485521/1430625206657093632/togif.gif

[drowsy flint]

its easier if you grab the top of their head and lift them up

get em right in the face then

[fierce umbra]

why does the craziest stuff happen when im not clipping

i just threw my longsword at willie and it cut his arm clean off

[hard oracle]

Man.

Seeing big pile of leafs, and just wanting to jump in

one of the hardest part, of being adult

[coarse jolt]

Both can work, but I've done neck cuts far too much already. Stabbing is my new best friend

[fierce umbra]

stabbing feels awesome if its like in the center and they arent full of blood already

[coarse jolt]

It feels good in general

[royal arch]

In the Ultimate Challenge, how do you guys survive the commoner reliably? Unless I get a proper weapon from the peasant, I cant seem to close the distance on the commoner with the knife

[hallow panther]

just keep instant replay on bro it barely affects your performance

[fierce umbra]

i forget to keep it on

[fierce umbra]

just parry

[royal arch]

Hey, good for you being able to parry a longsword with a knife, but I sure can't

[idle crane]

Why are you using a knife? Are you not choosing the commoner tier on the right after you beat the peasant boss?

[royal arch]

"Ultimate Challenge"

[idle crane]

Oh my bad im not smart today

Unfortunately with ultimate challenge some runs are cursed to bad luck. Best you can do is just run at them and hope you stab them before you get killed. Or really lock in with the knife but thats extra difficult

[royal arch]

Yea, that's my current tactic too

[granite scarab]

any tips on how to play without swinging the sword right and left hoping to cut the enemy's throat?

sould I reduce mouse sensitivity, how can I swing the sword precisely prom above?

[runic lynx]

Use sword

[runic lynx]

Practice

Most of the lower levels you can beat easily just stabbing with sword, pitchfork, and spear

[tulip cape]

When is steam fest

[wind charm]

polearm gang

[deep shale]

i need to win gauntlet again

my save file didn't carry over when i re-installed my os

it will be the save file to save all files

[rough tulip]

told bro to carry me

[hard oracle]

FUCK

why is learning guitar so hard

4th time i cut my finger while learnering

FUCK

[covert mantle]

where do i get the playtest

[deep shale]

the steam page

[hard oracle]

Fucking 3 times in row it's perfect but 4th one, nooo, you get cut across whole your finger

[covert mantle]

i got the demo from the steam page i thought there is more for a playtest maybe

[hard oracle]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[deep shale]

we used to have a playtest, which was just a version of demo
but a while back, it was all shut down and we were given the current demo
thats the most up-to-date version of the game which we are all stuck on

[polar hemlock]

wow that was suprisingly brutal

[hard oracle]

Go. Outside. Look for leafs

Just enjoy Nature.

[cinder osprey]

And eat them

[hard oracle]

Do leafs have any nutrition?

[hidden pollen]

whay no updat\

[cinder osprey]

Depends on how dried it is

And i wouldnt count on much mostly fiber

[deep shale]

why are you eating just leaves and not tea leaves or pine needles

im a big fan of dandelion greens

[hard oracle]

Dried leafs have nutrition ?

[cinder osprey]

Probs not

[hard oracle]

-.-

Fuuuck I want to eat grasss and be healthy

[cinder osprey]

Cows be like

[pallid burrow]

Anyone got any hints on how to beat the last stage? Am stuck there.

The arena with all the people spawning.

Especially the spear guys, I can't seem to get past them.

[hard oracle]

be a cow

[pallid burrow]

I'm already a duck

[hard oracle]

damm

[pallid burrow]

Nah but fr, am having a lot of trouble with these spear guys.

It seems to be impossible to even get close to them.

[polar hemlock]

huh, whats outside

why would i do that

[dark folio]

Theres a knife on the ground if you didnt know

Also use halberd b trust me

[pallid burrow]

I know, but it's easier to knock the first enemy out

[hollow pond]

FIRST OF ALL

DO YOU HAVE BLOOD ON

[hard oracle]

Licking ground is amazing

[pallid burrow]

Not that one spear with all the spikes?

[pallid burrow]

Yes, I do

[hollow pond]

TURN IT OFF

IT WILL CRASH YOUR GAME

[hard oracle]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[pallid burrow]

Why?

[hollow pond]

Final stage, blood causes a fatal error every time

[dark folio]

No that one is no skill

[pallid burrow]

It did only 2 times a bit longer ago, it's fine now

[twin siren]

hi

[dark folio]

Hello

[hollow pond]

better safe than sorry

[twin siren]

great game twin

[pallid burrow]

But any hints on avoiding being stabbed by the spear guys?

[cinder osprey]

Use billhook

Run

A lor

[dark folio]

Yes indeed

[dark folio]

Knock their spears to the side

[cinder osprey]

Stall juke run

[pallid burrow]

I've tried that, what's the best tactic?

[hollow pond]

that is the best tactic

Knock the spear to the side and get in close asap

[pallid burrow]

I mean, what's the best tactic to do so

[dark folio]

Use low stance spears

[hollow pond]

Try beating the spear with your weapon by swinging it side to side

[dark folio]

Aka fools guard

[hollow pond]

I reckon plow guard is better

[pallid burrow]

Alrighty. I'll try that.

Thanks ya'll.

[dark folio]

Same thing really

[cinder osprey]

You can try slow mo

[twin siren]

vous semblez bien confiant "oui notre jeux est très très bien"...

[hollow pond]

fools guard intentionally leaves yourself open to make your opponent cocky, plow guard offers actual defense

[limpid anchor]

Bat the spear to the side and half sword

Spears unfortunately suck when the AI use them

[pallid burrow]

Yeah, it's like they're coded to presicely follow you around and tab exactly when you're close enough to insta kill you.

Pretty frustrating.

[vital perch]

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[signal wedge]

thank you citizen

[vital perch]

you're welcome officer

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/your-did-it-fail-oof-loser-you-didn't-do-it-gif-5120386489105861099

[vital perch]

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/catpopo-gif-14363104828101683866

[polar hemlock]

still confused why you told me to go outside

[dark folio]

Nvm sorry you're right

[hard oracle]

where do you live?

[hollow pond]

Nah don't apologize, you're all good

Mistakes happen

[dark folio]

Alright

[polar hemlock]

hey man idk how i feel about that

[hard oracle]

THERE IS SO MUCH of nature to explore and love

[hollow pond]

What was it?

[hard oracle]

don't just fucking live in 4 walls

[hollow pond]

Especially since it'll leave you open to the elements, not to mention being stuck

[hard oracle]

go outside,take walk,even if it isn't worth anything

[hollow pond]

You need an entrance, a floor, and a ceiling too

[hard oracle]

just enjoy out life

YOU DON'T NEED TO GRIND YOUR LIFE

Banned

[soft osprey]

No

[polar hemlock]

neet life is comfy life

[hard oracle]

FUCKING STAB ME THEN

i bet nobody here can do it

without pitchfoirks

[hollow pond]

bet

where do you live

[hard oracle]

Poland.

[hollow pond]

I'm never getting in, nvm

[hard oracle]

Damm

[hollow pond]

Just for confirmation, I shouldn't say I'm going to stab someone?

[idle crane]

Correct. The only people we stab in halfcord is Willie and his numerous clones

[hollow pond]

Understandable

What about Frank and Konrad when EA drops?

[idle crane]

When those become stabbable you can stab those too

[hard oracle]

Stab me if u can

[hollow pond]

YAY!

I'm gonna go stab Willie now

[hard oracle]

I'm in middle o pile of leafs

and some older woman looks at me, as i'm freak

[bitter tartan]

i mean at least Willie brushes his teeth well

[granite scarab]

Is normal that my new gaming PC starts to make the sound of a racing car when I start the game on low graphics

?

[vital perch]

a silly bitcoin scammah

[vital perch]

to co nic nie mowisz ze z polski jesteś

[hollow pond]

I've seen a lot of those

as of late

[cinder osprey]

Polacy robacy kurwa

[amber crane]

this game only needs optimization, low fps with 3060 12gb. R5 3600 feels bad. Overall is a 9.5game

[runic lynx]

It’s part of the experience

[stable ether]

Ryzen 5 3600 is not a strong CPU in 2025, concider investing in a newer X3D one

[deep shale]

i hate the bug which messes with your legs and makes you slower

[drowsy flint]

seems like its the floor not loading properly

[torn verge]

does anybody have an idea when the game will be released the demo is mad fun

[deep shale]

soon™

im guessing either this year, or early next year

im not a wagering man but if i was, id wager next 6 months

you can pin this message and crucify me if i am incorrect

[vague coral]

i love when i punch a guy so hard in the jaw it literally falls off

[tired orchid]

I always thought you couldn’t take armour off of dead people

[deep shale]

ive always been able to steal helmets when they fall off people's heads
but never anything else

[tired orchid]

Yeah I worded that badly, today I knocked a helmet off a dead guys head, didn’t realise you could do that

[amber crane]

bruh, I can't send gifs here

[vague coral]

has anyone done a fist only run through gauntlet?

[idle crane]

Paid early access plans to release anytime from today to december 31st. Price is unannounced but they have mentioned regional pricing will be applied

[deep shale]

truly impossible

you punch the platemail guy
your knuckles shatter

[timid solar]

is 10$ realistic?

[torn verge]

thats awesome ill definitely be buying the early access

[deep shale]

10 bucks is whimsical

[vague coral]

what if you get lucky with gauntlets

[deep shale]

you punch the guy he feels nothing
he swings his ultra-flamberge

[vague coral]

[slow heron]

SWOON

[deep shale]

you now have 2 concussions and a broken rib
but the fight ain't over yet

[barren stump]

There’s flamberge blades?

[vague coral]

ok ok, you can kick and punch instead

[deep shale]

i made that one up

[slow heron]

add double leg takedown

[leaden briar]

The ultimate challenge genuinely might be the worst thing I’ve played it so stupid 😭😭

[vague coral]

the game is ultra mega super unfair lowk

[torn verge]

nah fr its mad unfair

[barren stump]

It’s realistic tho

[torn verge]

only fists while they got a sword that touches you and your cut in half

[leaden briar]

It’s literally just the spears, barely shit you can do

[torn verge]

im having fun with the armored up guys just wacking at their head

[barren stump]

I’ve found that you can bat them away with a sword, or duck under them, or grab them.

[vague coral]

commoner + spear combo is undefeatable

all you gotta do is just impale them

[leaden briar]

Nah they’re the worst bc they all have long ass pole arms and I’m standing there w an axe and a short sword like it’s deadass unfair

[torn verge]

hammer better

one doink on the head and their layed out

[leaden briar]

How tf u duck it they just swing downward and 1 shot u

[vague coral]

lets see how you feel after i impale your lungs, kidney, and intestine with my spear

[barren stump]

U gotta do it at the last minute

[barren stump]

Timing is key

[torn verge]

how would you feel as i charge at u with my hammer and too close for you to hit me with the spear

[leaden briar]

Do u just hold ctrl or is there more
Bc like I barely understand this games physics and mechanics tbh
I got to the challenge by flailing blunt weapons around

[barren stump]

Yeah it’s ctrl

[deep shale]

id try spinning the spear and swiping it
becuase in this game, spears are coded like glaives and are very effective at such manouvers

[vague coral]

have fun charging into my 10 foot spear

[torn verge]

timing my friend

[barren stump]

I think the best way is to go halsword with your weapon and like whack it upwards

[deep shale]

a kick

[pallid burrow]

Still didn't manage to beat the final stage...

[leaden briar]

Worth a shot bc this dumb ass challenge making me tweak icl

[vague coral]

what timing i can literally just hold up a stick and watch as you run into it

[pallid burrow]

These spearmans are the worst.

[deep shale]

i didnt get to vote

[barren stump]

I completed challenge

[torn verge]

run to the side of you and doink

[vague coral]

hammer is only good for armor

[deep shale]

wrong

hammer crunch bone no matter what

[vague coral]

ok let me just make a 20 degree turn

[deep shale]

big concussion gamer

[leaden briar]

Alr actually how do u deal w the longsword when u only have a knife this is so dumb

[vague coral]

you dont

[deep shale]

i could

[vague coral]

spear outperforms hammer in normal unarmored combat, but for armored hammer is better

[limpid anchor]

luck

[deep shale]

3 step process to win with an inferior weapon
-kiting until the enemy misses a swing
-stepping in with the knife to thrust
-if the thrust misses, grip with 2hand and try slashing

[leaden briar]

When I do that they just swing again and I die 💔🥀

[torn verge]

on this wonky ass game lol

[vague coral]

spoken like a true serial killer

[deep shale]

skill issue

if you die, that's just fate

[leaden briar]

Nah game issue tbh this challenge sucks im praying they remove it in the EA

[limpid anchor]

turn down sensitivity and learn where to move your mouse

[vague coral]

also i can straight up just wack the spear head on ur head and proceed to impale you after

[deep shale]

should i, gary golbez soupwill, enter the voice channel to stream a guantlet run

[leaden briar]

My sense is almost all the way down 😭

[vague coral]

no deaths

[limpid anchor]

people have beaten the challange without any weapons

[leaden briar]

Literally how u can’t punch armored people

[deep shale]

i might die a little but abyss death is permadeath

its over when its over

[limpid anchor]

kicks iirc

[limpid anchor]

abyss is mad annoying

lowkey scary

[leaden briar]

Oh
But like that’s a few ppl, if it feels unfair for a vast majority of ppl it kinda is a game issue 😭

[deep shale]

i love abyss

[vague coral]

abyss is impossible late game

[deep shale]

i love the lantern

[limpid anchor]

idk I found it to be challanging but fun

[limpid anchor]

dying in late game is rare because of armor tbh

[leaden briar]

I do when I’m not facing longsword when I have a knife or 3 men w spears when I have 0 armor and an axe 💔🥀

[vague coral]

armor vs armor is unfun and long

[limpid anchor]

where are you facing a longsword with a knife😭

also you can change the weapon you have

[leaden briar]

The challenge

Omg I finally got a real chestplate and a polearm and my game crashed 😭

[torn verge]

i cant make it passed the third boss does anybody have a suggestion

[leaden briar]

Use the pitchfork from the farmer tier

[deep shale]

greatsword commoner?

do a half-sword thrust

just run into him and get lucky

[torn verge]

but i go in bare fisted?

or am i missing something

[deep shale]

missing your weapon 🙁

[leaden briar]

Idk how ur doing that
It’s the guy in the black clothes right

[torn verge]

yes the one with the giant sword and black clothes

[leaden briar]

U should have a weapon in that tier
Try randoming ur weapon in the menu

[torn verge]

holy shit i didnt know you can click the tiers

this changes everything

[leaden briar]

Omg you’ve been fighting as a beggar in commoner tier?!

[vague coral]

the game is called halfsword but ive yet to seen a half sword!

[torn verge]

yes bro

i thought it was just a game design because it isnt finished

😭

[vague coral]

lmao

dummy

[tulip cape]

i applaud ye intellekt

[wheat gust]

I love injuring willies after they call me names and insulting them afterwards

@restive barn your weapons are awesome, what software do you use to make them?

[deep shale]

I SAID I WOUDLNT DIE AND I DIED TWICE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[crude dock]

goddamn ultimate challenge is hard

[leaden briar]

It’s unfair and bad

[vital perch]

git gud

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

remember to turn off blood

[vital perch]

also yeah turn off blood it'll crash ultimate challenge

[deep shale]

if you get the fatal error popup textbox thing

you can alt-tab out of it

[runic lynx]

Use sword, run and stab him in stomach

[deep shale]

and in some cases, even keep playing the game

[runic lynx]

He’s a easy boss once you figure him out

[wheat gust]

tf are you smirking for

[vital perch]

he's a masochist

he loves pain

[crude dock]

go back to peasent tier and pitchfork him

[wheat gust]

who's winning ts

[crude dock]

im trying :(

[vital perch]

the bald one

[wheat gust]

those teeth are white damn

[quiet ferry]

Clearly big candlestick man

It’s not even fair

[wheat gust]

Cutting people in half really breaks them tho

like soemtimes i turn on slow motion with hs enhancer when slicing them in half and then turn it back off

and they still sound like they're in slow motion

either that or they sound liek a microphone glitching out

[quiet ferry]

What if we made a little chart for ult challenge difficulty or smth

[dark folio]

Candle man

Kaboom

Dead chat

[wheat gust]

what are your thoughts on fighting militias with plancons

[quiet ferry]

It’s soooo boringgggggg

[quiet gate]

Lads is there a way to get mods on this ?

[quiet ferry]

Yea

Uhh

Check

Nexus mods

[quiet gate]

Yooooooooo

[quiet ferry]

Or #modders-guild-hall they can help with that

[chilly dragon]

Candlestick guy

[wheat gust]

that is this thing

[chilly dragon]

People of half sword discord, what do y'all think will be in early access except from the things they have already shown us in the wip and announcements?

[leaden briar]

When my camera locks on to an enemy it slows makes me look down and it’s like impossible to hit heads, is that intentional

[quiet ferry]

I don’t think so?

[idle crane]

Ice pick grip for daggers and mordhau for swords. These have been confirmed but not announced

[leaden briar]

Ok is there anything I can do abt it, bc it’s almost like it’s locking on to their legs instead of their chest or head

[wheat gust]

ice pick grip

hell yerah

[quiet ferry]

Better thrusting and more structured stuff

Also keybind stuff

[quiet ferry]

Either
Turn off lock on (what I did)
Or move yer mouse a bit upward and start swinging

[leaden briar]

But if I have lock on off they get out of my view bc u can’t turn while attacking

[lucid perch]

W or L Fit guys?

[quiet ferry]

Uhh

You can turn when you aren’t attacking

Just back up a bit

[jolly nexus]

W

[quiet ferry]

But tbh it sorta sucks
I use it because lock on infuriated me when I had to fight multiple enemies

[bitter tartan]

w

[quick hill]

bro

I’m so hyped for early access

I will be purchasing that ON SIGHT

[quiet ferry]

Aren’t we all

[quick hill]

Bro its so peak…🥹

[jolly nexus]

For some reason, vambrace without spaulder and with only the couter looks very stylish.

[quick hill]

I can’t wait to just have fun making my own weapons

The customization..

I can do anything

[quiet ferry]

We can’t wait for 10 gram mace the size of a small rock

[quick hill]

dude

They finna see

[quiet ferry]

Or like

[quick hill]

Me with a huge plancon

[quiet ferry]

A maul the weight of like Thor’s hammer

[quick hill]

smiling with malicious intent with that plancon

[quiet ferry]

Get ready for

Bigger candlestick

It has longer reach than the billhook and can catch enemies

[quick hill]

Giant plancon vs giant candlestick

A duel of the ages

NO IM GONNA DO THIS I SWEAR

I lose my dagger

Switches to crossbow

'I MUST GREVIOUSLY INFORM YOU OF YOUR ENCROACHING DEMISE!’

[quiet ferry]

“Think fast chucklenuts”

[quick hill]

Switching to your crossbow is faster than switching to your zweihander

[quick hill]

How they are gonna look at me when I saw yk what and aim a ballista at their shield

[keen gull]

cant

[thorn thunder]

The update might never be released

[quick hill]

They aren’t updating the PLAYTEST if I’m correct. They put all efforts in the early access.

Can’t rush perfection

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

Demo won't be updated

[thorn thunder]

oh thats understandable

[dark folio]

The games getting unreleased tomorrow

[azure mirage]

no

[dark folio]

Yes

[azure mirage]

negative

[leaden briar]

It could be

[wheat leaf]

Ea tomorrow finally 🔥 🔥

It’ll really be tomorrow this time

[coarse iron]

some dude said crossbows r in the game is it true?

[wheat leaf]

It will be

[coarse iron]

oh cool and any updates for the full game?

[wheat leaf]

Not in the current timeframe still waiting on Early access

[thorn thunder]

early access is going to be paid right

but not the actual game on full release

[shell forge]

I still question the advantages that the crossbow has over the early rifles, since neither it or the gun have the speed of recurve bows

[azure mirage]

The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public
Early access also pays for full release.

[round stone]

Hello, half bros

Tomorrow early access, right? (Everyday I say this, I get closer to being right)

[limpid anchor]

sieges

and you can hide behind big shields

[quiet ferry]

Easier to make
Cheap
Easy to use
Accurate?
Better piercing power sometimes?

[neat crow]

Hey guys does anyone have the gif of Willie opening the helmet visor?

[limpid anchor]

why make 500 small guns when you make 5 big guns

[quiet ferry]

500 small guns is a lot of guns

You’re probably gonna get more use out of 500 small guns

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432142393414651954/5C1E701.MP4?ex=6900a2ca&is=68ff514a&hm=d429efc41ae3e59567b768af83e21c8d23ac72dfad7bd99be23ecbf1fab13597&

[neat crow]

Would be very helpful

[fierce umbra]

if i have to give serious advice though? you should wait until they do a vertical slash and then try and slash them/kick and then repeat

[deep shale]

"define gallantry"

"literally me"

[hasty jetty]

If we're scaling, you'd get 5 guns, 100 times bigger than the small guns

That's a big gun

Very big gun

You could kill at least 1 person with that

[quiet ferry]

Why big gun big

[hasty jetty]

Castle wall

[wheat leaf]

Bluh has invented the gun before the catapult!

[fierce umbra]

i cut off willie's willie

[wheat leaf]

Bluh tryna take out castle walls without a trebuchet

[hollow delta]

da peasents repairing my armor

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-gooba-critter-gif-1976390881313823333

[drowsy flint]

turns out you cant block an axe with your armoured fists

[fierce umbra]

wow thats one far kick

homerun

[dark folio]

Good to know

Dead chat

[shadow badger]

update tomorrow

[tawdry vale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2vruC04YlCY?si=c8TLWKKBNBEIUvF2

I don’t remember that part of Revenge of the Sith.

[drowsy flint]

the cut to just fkn pounding on the side of his head got me

[sullen tartan]

guys my game is crashing,i have 16 gb ram and ts needs 3500 mb ram BRO

[dawn coral]

why does my game keep crashing when i do the ultimate challenge

[sullen tartan]

what I need to do?

[drowsy flint]

turn off blood

[sullen tartan]

me too

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

[drowsy flint]

they told me i needed a weapon, they didnt tell me where to pick one up from

[fierce umbra]

now do this against longswords

[lucid peak]

half sword just crashes every time i play now, and i have a decent pc build.

[fierce umbra]

how the hell do you even stab them in their face like that

mine never does that

[drowsy flint]

no lol

[fierce umbra]

ok then

the baron is even easier!

[valid smelt]

Is the game still on planned schedule?

[summer pilot]

how do you defeat the top 2 ranks,because i just do absolutely no damage and then get volleyed in the head by the bosses and instantly die

[drowsy flint]

grab the top/side of the head, not the face directly, line it up with a little wiggling the mouse and body placement, then thrust forward with alt

[fierce umbra]

wish my willie did that 🥀

[ruby iron]

Does the Baron fight make your character overly weak? Any weapon barely touching me instantly kills me, while the same fight in a normal battle has me way more resistant to being cut (even without gambeson)

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1411881635598700674/du2xmy4zqdmf1.gif

[upper jolt]

most excited I've been for a full game release in ages

[shell forge]

Okay, I guess the accuracy point is a valid one, since hand drawn bows aren't nearly as precise as games make them out to be. As for piercing power, I thought guns had that in spades, and the means to make them pistol sized weren't there at the time

[valid smelt]

Great! Super stoked!

[drowsy flint]

grab em so the target is clear, line it up first, then stab

if the knife hadnt gone blunt for whatever reason you see that that would have stabbed his neck twice

[fierce umbra]

maybe my willie is too short but it just ends up looking like this

[drowsy flint]

sometimes they wriggle around too much and you need to weaken em a little with a stab or a kick or 2

[fierce umbra]

hes way too close to me

[drowsy flint]

are you holding alt to stab?

[lucid talon]

half sword

[fierce umbra]

yes

double clicking might genuinely just be better for stabbing like that

[drowsy flint]

i can tell you its not

[fierce umbra]

like hes just way too fucking close i cant stab him

[thin venture]

when does the game come out ?

[fierce umbra]

?

release is a long way

[gloomy lance]

around 3 months before 2025 ends

[fierce umbra]

early access is in december-august

unless it gets delayed

[gloomy lance]

expect it around november - december

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[azure mirage]

???????

no???

October November December

[fierce umbra]

i dont even wanna think about it releasing in november

[azure mirage]

what are you on

[fierce umbra]

very slim chances

[azure mirage]

wb december

[fierce umbra]

also why are you getting so heated over a mistake

[drowsy flint]

body placement is number 1, position yourself correctly like i do here

grab the correct part of his head, youre grabbing too close to the middle there

hold alt, pull back, then you can move side to side a little with the mouse, also WASD with him to move your body if your arm doesnt go right with mouse alone, when its lined up stab and it should go straight into his head

[fierce umbra]

slim but possible

[thin venture]

ok ok thanks

[azure mirage]

a mistake like that shouldn't be made

idk what to tell you

[fierce umbra]

thats why you correct me

[azure mirage]

yeah

[fierce umbra]

you dont have to start typing 9 messages on how im wrong

i dont think im blind

[azure mirage]

??

[fierce umbra]

ok ill try

[gloomy lance]

i think he got you there danya

[fierce umbra]

i just did the fling bug on accident

god damn

i went flying

[drowsy flint]

this one was trickier, stab to make him go down, cutting his leg off was an accident, and I used A and S to position correctly coz it wasnt going to otherwise

[open fiber]

That one smooth punch in half sword

[azure mirage]

who are you 💔

[fierce umbra]

i think this one worked cause boss willies are 6'10

but its doable nonetheless

[gloomy lance]

just calling you by your server name pal

[shadow badger]

i love stabbing

[azure mirage]

hello tomoe

[shadow badger]

hellooo

[azure mirage]

how are you brosquito

[quiet ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039554397853712444/1100782798761103380/IMG_0177-1.gif

[gloomy lance]

you mean like these smooth ass punches

[drowsy flint]

as long as the knife point and the area you want to stab are lined up, it should work almost every time

[fierce umbra]

where the FUCK did he go

i was grabbing him and he just vanishes

[shadow badger]

i am doing

[gloomy lance]

glitch

[open fiber]

Yes

[fierce umbra]

🥹

[gloomy lance]

im gonna crashout

im losing mods to try out

i asked this dude if i could try his mod but he said it's personal and he only gives it to ccs

content creators

not johnny halfsword

some other dude

[split crescent]

Lie

[azure mirage]

chrome?

[gloomy lance]

no

[azure mirage]

is it jvc

[gloomy lance]

he's some random guy

[azure mirage]

what's the mod about

[gloomy lance]

nope

[azure mirage]

just ask chrome to recreate it

or ask a cc

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648

why are we gatekeeping mods

[kindred cairn]

plot twist half sword bosses are like 6'1 willie is just 5'4 or something

[fierce umbra]

john is reasonable cause he needs permission

but why that guy

[wheat leaf]

Bluh won’t share regular game assets 💔

[drowsy flint]

never could get the hang of throwing

[fierce umbra]

ok no i give up storm

[kindred cairn]

neither could i

[fierce umbra]

ill just stick to good ol normal stabbing

[kindred cairn]

throwing is so hard bro

[fierce umbra]

the only reason i cant do this is because im either too fucking short or he just keeps holding him close

[gloomy lance]

it makes willies easier to lift so you can slam without having to jump 20 feet into the air

[fierce umbra]

i didnt even grab him right in this image

[gloomy lance]

i was thinking of using the mod for tiktok vids

he did give me some decent consideration tho

also my tiktoks are doing pretty fine

[gloomy lance]

he found out a way to do permanent grip

[drowsy flint]

doesnt work as well if youre injured

also what height do you choose as a beggar? i make him as tall as possible

idk if that helps, but mayber it does more than i think

[fierce umbra]

yeah its a height problem

[shadow badger]

lmao

[fierce umbra]

my arm is just too short so it keeps him like literally near my chest

how do you even choose the height

[shadow badger]

i guess every mod scene needs its Arthmoor

[drowsy flint]

beggar tier in gauntlet, randomise body

[fierce umbra]

oh ur in gauntlet

[gloomy lance]

for some reason every time i randomize body too much until the limit of randomizing

it automatically sets me to tallest possible height

[fierce umbra]

ok being locked out is kind of annoying

[soft osprey]

The guy who made it took his own time to put in the work to create it, it’s his choice what to do with it

[gloomy lance]

i measure willie height by the dots on the door behind him

[quiet ferry]

Maybe don’t pick faster kicking next time 👍

[drowsy flint]

hate to say it but it is in fact a skill issue sir

[drowsy flint]

same

between 2nd and 3rd is peak, you cant reach the first dot anyway

[gloomy lance]

yea, it sets me to the top 2nd dot when i reach limit

you cant really reach 1st unless they fix the baron's size at the menu

[fierce umbra]

yeah i dont know then

my willie doesnt do that

[gloomy lance]

chat help me

i hurt my friends feelings

[drowsy flint]

whats in it for me

[gloomy lance]

it was a boys vs girls challenge

[mental kelp]

streichen

[gloomy lance]

obiously the boys won the final round

and the girls specifically said no pushing

me being dumb i didn't notice their chat that there was no pushing

took down one of their outer turrets

if you used to play league yk what i mean

and we took the boss monster on the final round we won

we argued that it was technically an NPC which means we weren't pushing ourselves

but they said it helped push

and now all three of the girls are pissed at me

[fierce umbra]

i think they are just salty

[soft osprey]

I think you should offer to have a rematch and then push harder

[gloomy lance]

or i could just ask them for a rematch where pushing is actually allowed for a fair no crying match

[soft osprey]

What game was this?

[gloomy lance]

it was a ripoff league

mobile legends i think was the name

it's famous in asia

i think it's rarely played in eu so you guys probably dk about it

[fierce umbra]

dota 2 lowkey just better

[mental kelp]

mid finisher but a good durchwechselen in the middle

[gloomy lance]

i love playing dota

i remember going to the arcade and fighting my dad

ofcourse he always won

but it's a core memory

[fierce umbra]

hes

tuff...

i need him as my trainer

ok whatever is

metal gear solid delta

optimized yet

that shit was unplayable

[gloomy lance]

tip for beggar

if ur enemy willie is dazed

u can crouch down and grab hit foot and run backwards

free knockdown

and if he doesnt give up

[fierce umbra]

thats what losers do

just gut shot him and then uppercut

never fails

[gloomy lance]

there's alternatives

[fierce umbra]

or you could spawn a dagger and london him to death

[drowsy flint]

just do carnage for that

[gloomy lance]

you vs @shell bronze sword fight

would you win john

johan*

[jaunty furnace]

Clueless would slime him

[mental kelp]

trying to get punta falsa

[shadow badger]

me, i'd win

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648

[gloomy lance]

or tomoe comes and assassinates the winner

[soft osprey]

How tf do you play league without pushing? So just a never ending match?

[azure mirage]

u an do that with fuckin umm hs enhancer

@soft osprey did the guy end up having venc

[soft osprey]

I remember the beta! I wish I kept the Halloween pets they did an event for during that first year

[gloomy lance]

the minions build up and fight eachother

allowed to clear minion waves btw

[soft osprey]

Sorry but that sounds like a real boring match

Those ladies are losing it

[gloomy lance]

for some reason the minions pushing isn't considered pushing but getting the boss is counted

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648

thats the lamest thing ever

you just sit at lanes and clear enemy minions while fighting eachother sometimes

[gloomy lance]

yea and the girls are always using burst magic damage heroes

while my friend using a lifesteal character cant do anything

i cant even get near them

( im using a character with mobility based attacks )

also they have a tank that can stun multiple at once

eh

[mental kelp]

ansetzen pflueg wind

[gloomy lance]

basically they all have aoe damage

[azure mirage]

you really do suck at censoring

[gloomy lance]

yup

[signal wedge]

None of the above 😎

[mental kelp]

clueless is literally only on the list cuz he made the list, and people like him cause hes a mod 😹

dislike = ban

[strange citrus]

What is the diddyblud doing on the calculator is blud eptein

[gloomy lance]

i made the list tho

or are you not talking about the poll

[mental kelp]

No I mean hs7

[gloomy lance]

oh

[quaint ingot]

you're at a 40%

[soft osprey]

Clueless is good though

Yes I glaze him as a fellow mod but you know

Hes still good

[gloomy lance]

both johan and clueless have nice sword fighting

[velvet creek]

Is there a release date for the full game and how much will it cost??

[gloomy lance]

no original rd

[young sentinel]

This is my new ringtone guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKW1kZfFgzY

[shadow badger]

tomorrow

[gloomy lance]

tomoe is a registered scammer and con artist

dont listen to them,

[fierce umbra]

what is this aztec whistle ah ringtone

[polar hemlock]

how am i still alive

[gloomy lance]

guys is my server tag peak

[quaint ingot]

it'd be louder if it was

[gloomy lance]

aztec death whistles dont sound like that

[quaint ingot]

and be closer to a scream in sound

[gloomy lance]

or are you talking about aztec whistles

the ones that dont sound like demonic entities

[polar hemlock]

pro tip dont head butt the fence when you have a sword stuck in your head

[shadow badger]

he caught it though so its alright

[quaint ingot]

how were you able to keep standing after that

[polar hemlock]

i was seemingly fine until i started headbutting the fence

[soft osprey]

How fuckin dare you ❌ react me

Im kicking you out of the HS7

[gloomy lance]

i hate accidentally headbutting the fence especially in beggar first play

[fierce umbra]

put me in

[soft osprey]

Im the new champ

[fierce umbra]

the hs7