nvm
#halfsword-chat-⚔
unborn patio
supple ember
wheat leaf
ive just started learning the way of the spin yesterday, needs some refining but its fun asf
jolly patio
beyblade lookin ahhh (not an insult)
wheat leaf
this pike makes up for my lack of skill though, its practically perfect for spins
bitter ice
guts would be proud
wheat leaf
YOOOO i wanna see if i can spin the guts sword now
tough hollow
guts would call you aslur
mental kelp
tough hollow
YOOOO i wanna see if i can spin the guts sword now
you can
wheat leaf
guts would call you aslur
real
mental kelp
knockdown was a bit slow but wtv
weak osprey
Hornet’s sword
tough hollow
\
wheat leaf
ive never tried the guts blade yet, this thing turns people into evidence
fierce wedge
no.
tough hollow
bro is on to sometinh
fierce wedge
tough hollow
neighbohood crackhead
mental kelp
fierce wedge
tough hollow
because it has as much pottasium as 3 bananas
tough hollow
because its made of banasa
tough hollow
bro isnt in the know
lapis marsh
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196982665975435344/1426469367175974952/V...
This gif is so me core
shadow badger
Sword from guts berserk
wheat leaf
she berzerk on my sword till i guts?
tough hollow
Sword from guts berserk
guts from berserk swor
mental kelp
tough hollow
she berzerk on my sword till i guts?
she guts on my sword untill i berzerk
wheat leaf
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
misty basin
guts from berserk swor
grifiiiiiittth!!!!!!!
tough hollow
bruhhh thats a boy
signal wedge
she fine asf
bro doesnt know
tough hollow
bro isnt in the know
wheat leaf
misty basin
so whos the white hair baddie in that show
that is a man
signal wedge
yes
wheat leaf
tough hollow
type shti
wheat leaf
he could still get it
tough hollow
type shiut
wheat leaf
shiut
signal wedge
Let's keep it pg-13 btw gangs
wheat leaf
yee yee im done lmao
shadow badger
Literally 1984
tough hollow
Let's keep it pg-13 btw gangs
signal wedge
just so nobody gets in trouble
shadow badger
From jorjorwell
tough hollow
i thought he gave bruh
wheat leaf
YEAHHH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
misty basin
i thought he gave bruh
thi is the gif
wheat leaf
damn he lowkey words i cant say here
fierce wedge
the bee hive.
tough hollow
you will be hung
mental kelp
minorly tapping fence
fierce wedge
Sword from guts berserk
shadow badger
If you think about it berserk is just one fucked up shoujo love story with a love triangle
tough hollow
bro is on fentinal
shadow badger
Heard from the grapevines that word around the street is update tomorrow
tough hollow
this whack had some force behind it
wheat leaf
enchanted with the weight of a neutron star
tough hollow
3 of them
signal wedge
tough hollow
its fake because spiders dont have hands
wheat leaf
this pret much how every bug ever be lookin at you when you flip a rock over
signal wedge
its fake because spiders dont have hands
are you sure
shadow badger
Mods ban him
tough hollow
no
shadow badger
Hate spiders ewwww
signal wedge
mental kelp
shadow badger
Mods twist his balls
signal wedge
Mods ban him
wheat leaf
you cant hate on a jumping spider
signal wedge
you cant hate on a jumping spider
they are cute
I've grown a fondness for Beatles too
The large ones
azure mirage
@signal wedge who keeps closing my tickets ugh
signal wedge
<@243239405970522114> who keeps closing my tickets ugh
no idea
azure mirage
i can't report your activity with my tickets closed all the time
wheat leaf
The large ones
i like beetles, theres fuzzy ones where i live
signal wedge
i can't report your activity with my tickets closed all the time
oh no
shadow badger
time to write a ticket too for all the spider posting
azure mirage
time to write a ticket too for all the spider posting
do u have arachnophobia
signal wedge
time to write a ticket too for all the spider posting
do it
wheat leaf
aranchnophobia
signal wedge
dont actually do it
wheat leaf
cmon spiders are cool
i dont fw the super fast freaky fucks, but the slow chill ones are nice
weak osprey
Spiders are cool, I just dont like the skinny ones
wheat leaf
yeah the gangly fast moving ones i hate
signal wedge
Spiders are cool just stay the fuck out of my house
weak osprey
I hate em
shadow badger
I like the idea of spiders, but why do they have to look so freaky
weak osprey
And also I dont like the large ones
signal wedge
I like the idea of spiders, but why do they have to look so freaky
THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN
azure mirage
I like the idea of spiders, but why do they have to look so freaky
the idea
giving god a thumbs up
tf
signal wedge
like "yes this friend kills all bad creatures and tiny bugs, but looks horrifying"
wheat leaf
yeah some spiders are actual nightmare fuel under a closeup
signal wedge
yeah some spiders are actual nightmare fuel under a closeup
Don't post any
quiet ferry
spiders are cool sometimes
pearl ferry
they all look awesome
signal wedge
please
azure mirage
people r so big compared to spiders
quiet ferry
they might kill other pests in your house
wheat leaf
im not gonna, but dont look up a ogre-faced spider
pearl ferry
sometimes they are fat and plump and look funny other times they look like a ball with legs
they are probably top 3 best animal
azure mirage
im not gonna, but dont look up a ogre-faced spider
not like I was gonna do that anyway
quiet ferry
so idk how ppl r scared of spiders
they like
wheat leaf
you shouldnt
quiet ferry
don't like bugs i guess
shadow badger
Their faces freak me out so bad
mental kelp
pearl ferry
spiders are barely scary. like oh nooo a small arachnid that barely moves and is 1/10,000 your size
quiet ferry
pidr
signal wedge
no more spider posting please we do not need an incident
quiet ferry
signal wedge
I know I'm sorry
tough hollow
spiders are barely scary. like oh nooo a small arachnid that barely moves and is...
but what if it jumps on me and bites me and i lowkey explode
mental kelp
This is half sword chat not spider chat
wheat leaf
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/966976477885243395/1006139398099849276/...
IS THIS REAL??!
is he ok omg
quiet ferry
he die 😔
wheat leaf
im literally shaking rn
weak osprey
NOOOOOOO
pearl ferry
but what if it jumps on me and bites me and i lowkey explode
it's more likely you walk outside and get killed by a car 50 times over
than a spider jumping on you and killing you
wheat leaf
your more likely to be bit by a new yorker than a shark, remember that
azure mirage
in opening a ticket to the next spider i see
shadow badger
Spiders but they have cat faces update would do wonders for the world
wheat leaf
cats with spider faces though-
azure mirage
Spiders but they have cat faces update would do wonders for the world
i think they'd be more terrifying
azure mirage
cats with spider faces though-
somehow the worst outcome
wheat leaf
octopus widda spider face
quiet ferry
wheat leaf
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1327907102038954055/1341397171492098098/a...
a fine college graduate, top of his class
what is he studying
signal wedge
ok folks i gotta be a mod for a sec, lets move the convo over to general if it continues otherwise lets start talking about halfing swords
quiet ferry
ok
azure mirage
oh my god i thought this was general
signal wedge
swording halfs
azure mirage
u should've told everyone way way earlier
shadow badger
Studying unreal engine to give us halfsword early access
quiet ferry
half swording is very fun
azure mirage
I'm making a ticket about this silly mod
signal wedge
I'm making a ticket about this silly mod
azure mirage
wonderbeast wuoldnt be proud....
shadow badger
You guys think the update is coming tomorrow?
azure mirage
You guys think the update is coming tomorrow?
no
shadow badger
HATE you
azure mirage
love you
wheat leaf
awww lebens
azure mirage
👩❤️💋👩
quiet ferry
You guys think the update is coming tomorrow?
no!!! i hate hal fsword!!!!
shadow badger
Ban
signal wedge
HATE you
Is your name an anime character because its the name of a character from ghost of tsushima
azure mirage
Is your name an anime character because its the name of a character from ghost o...
Halfsword related
Buckaroni
quiet ferry
Is your name an anime character because its the name of a character from ghost o...
half sword only!!!
im gonna call mcwonder on you!!
signal wedge
I AM THE AUTHORITY HERE
shadow badger
Is your name an anime character because its the name of a character from ghost o...
I made it up years ago, originally from junji ito’s Tomie that i added an o to
signal wedge
I made it up years ago, originally from junji ito’s Tomie that i added an o to
ah nice
azure mirage
I AM THE AUTHORITY HERE
LOL
shadow badger
Let’s make them pee the bed by putting their hands in warm water
quiet ferry
goob knight
azure mirage
so yall be good type shit
shit
wheat leaf
so yall be good type shit
signal wedge
Let’s make them pee the bed by putting their hands in warm water
I do that anyway so
azure mirage
I do that anyway so
like moai
shadow badger
Haha bed pisser
signal wedge
exactly
azure mirage
i can't believe moai told me he doesn't piss the bed he just shits on it
I'm still disgusted
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cowboy-cat-gif-16827130641784389884
i fw this cat so much
shadow badger
Good way to not pee the bed honestly
azure mirage
i fw this cat so much
i don
tough hollow
i fw this cat so much
i dont fw this cat
wheat leaf
yall act like you fresh out the classroom w 3 teachers
azure mirage
yall act like you fresh out the classroom w 3 teachers
fuck does this even mean
quiet ferry
the putrid disgusting half sword mods after a 9 hour streak of not uranating
wheat leaf
straight out the classroom with beanbag chairs instead of desks
azure mirage
You can’t piss a shitted bed
oh my god tomoe
shadow badger
The shit takes precedence
quiet ferry
i stub my toe :(((((((((
shadow badger
Lemme kiss it better
quiet ferry
no.
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cowboy-cat-gif-16827130641784389884
yall probably never even heard this car idle before, very smooth engine!
azure mirage
Lemme kiss it better
NO?
shadow badger
Halfsword amirite guys
quiet ferry
azure mirage
yeaaaaah halfsword
wheat leaf
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239018648556011583/1273876881602510992/t...
this RAT
tough hollow
you are a rat
quiet ferry
folks lets laugh at the spear and shield users
wheat leaf
folks lets laugh at the spear and shield users
weak ass arms, only lands stabs below the waist
azure mirage
they don't exist
quiet ferry
what doesn't exist
shadow badger
I am a proud mace and buckler user
azure mirage
what doesn't exist
you
azure mirage
I am a proud mace and buckler user
that's hot
shadow badger
Ew
azure mirage
my bad
wheat leaf
labens ☺️
quiet ferry
hes good at basketball
wheat leaf
he built like a looney tunes character but dw you can win
quiet ferry
thats gotta account for smth
tough hollow
im 3'3 546lbs
azure mirage
im 3'3 546lbs
ho my god
quiet ferry
kill @wheat leaf or smth
azure mirage
so they call you the floor
shadow badger
4’1 lmao
quiet ferry
im 3'3 546lbs
gnome's treehouse
wheat leaf
i barely scrap 4'1
you from Moria or Erebor?
azure mirage
I think im like 5'8
wheat leaf
those are the dwarven places in LOTR
shadow badger
How’s the mine treating you these days
azure mirage
How’s the mine treating you these days
WOWWW
how tall are you then
are you like 5'1
shadow badger
I’m an honest humble 5’11
wheat leaf
nobody is 5'11 in 2025
azure mirage
nobody is 5'11 in 2025
you neither
wheat leaf
thats just 5'10 with shoes
quiet ferry
I’m an honest humble 5’11
twins???
azure mirage
tomoe i have a question 🥺
wheat leaf
and 5'10 with shoes is obviously 5'9 cause who gonna say they 5'9
shadow badger
They have a question
wheat leaf
so realistically your probably 5'8 cause its a round number
wheat leaf
you neither
im actually 6'10
quiet ferry
azure mirage
im actually 6'10
alright pack it up
wheat leaf
DAMN
azure mirage
toddlr
wheat leaf
whole 15 inches tall
azure mirage
YEAH
shadow badger
I’m a tall muscular black man named Tyrell (real)
azure mirage
I’m a tall muscular black man named Tyrell (real)
PLEASE
devout pier
when is this fully being released does anyone have a estimate time? n will we be able to play w our friends?
azure mirage
when is this fully being released does anyone have a estimate time? n will we be...
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
shadow badger
when is this fully being released does anyone have a estimate time? n will we be...
Tomorrow
azure mirage
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
wheat leaf
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it...
got that on quickdraw gawd damn
azure mirage
no
devout pier
lol
azure mirage
got that on quickdraw gawd damn
i know right
quiet ferry
is there a "when is early access coming out" buzz lightyear gif
wheat leaf
there should be
azure mirage
i was gonna send a screenshot of my fucking copy paste keyboard on my phone but I forgot my keyboard background isn't exactly good
wheat leaf
cigarette butts?
azure mirage
no
azure mirage
talking about champion
devout pier
i bet it stinks
azure mirage
u can use champion helm with tagilla UBEY helmet
quaint ingot
get some cigarette ash on your keyboard like a real champion
What about cigars
devout pier
🤣
wheat leaf
What about cigars
cigars are for a rich jit
devout pier
cig ash in keyboard
wheat leaf
i tried cigars they lowkey wack
azure mirage
@wheat leaf dm
wheat leaf
i dont get how mf's will spend thousands on ts
wheat leaf
<@363892599247077378> dm
quiet ferry
2nd hand smoke is very yummy
wheat leaf
2nd hand smoke is very yummy
my infant would say the same
quaint ingot
cigars are for a rich jit
I can get a free one if a company that makes them returns to a Harley dealership near me
olive saddle
goat simulator graveyard goat
wheat leaf
I can get a free one if a company that makes them returns to a Harley dealership...
what-
azure mirage
wheat leaf
Awhile ago they were giving out cigars for free
aw hell yeah
so you just like prowling around the local harley lots waiting for cigar associates?
quaint ingot
Normally they’re like 60USD
quaint ingot
so you just like prowling around the local harley lots waiting for cigar associa...
Mainly looking at the bikes
wheat leaf
you like harleys?
quaint ingot
Gonna get one when I turn 16 and get my full motorcycle license and get practice before trying to join TXDPS’ motor unit
azure mirage
you're 15?
wheat leaf
Gonna get one when I turn 16 and get my full motorcycle license and get practice...
from experience of having just ridden over 4,000 km in my first year of owning a bike, get a car first, get a stable job and allat before looking at a bike, a harley nonetheless lol
they typically cost as much as a downpayment on a house
quaint ingot
Oh I know, I can trade in a bike from a local shop near me that won’t cost as much
Not getting a crotch rocket they’re not my style of riding
wheat leaf
valid, i got nothing against getting a bike they are absolutely awesome, but id still advise getting a car first, learn how traffic behaves cause road users in general are some unpredictable and often senile mf's
quaint ingot
If I get a motorcycle license now I’ll get limited to a 250cc at max
wheat leaf
ohhh ok i didnt know you guys had CC limitations for licenses
see i got a 750 before even taking the test lmao
wheat leaf
also see about investing in a training course, not sure how your written/road tests work there but i went through a program that did 2 days of theory, and 2 full days of basic riding and low speed maneuvering, and they had the certification to graduate me to a Novice class rider
but especially seeing how youd like to go into law enforcement, itd be a very solid start
quaint ingot
also see about investing in a training course, not sure how your written/road te...
Oh I likely will do one since my dad currently owns a fat boy
wheat leaf
especially those big hefty cruisers, youll be way better off learning how to drag floorboard at 5 kmh without tipping
hard lantern
Is there a reason they stopped posting the EA sneaks?
quaint ingot
especially those big hefty cruisers, youll be way better off learning how to dra...
Yeah also having to learn how to upright them is gonna be very needed
humble bloom
Is there a reason they stopped posting the EA sneaks?
it was specifcally for the steam next fest event, which ended
hard lantern
Oh ok
quaint ingot
I’m like a 20th of a Electra Glide’s weight
runic lynx
need mulitplayer
azure mirage
it was specifcally for the steam next fest event, which ended
hello screamer
runic lynx
id be top .01% of players
azure mirage
need mulitplayer
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
runic lynx
doubt anyone can beat me
wheat leaf
Yeah also having to learn how to upright them is gonna be very needed
100%, i was glad to start on a Virago 750, smaller japanese cruiser over a big ol' american rumbler, was much more approachable to learn on. worth getting a beat up bike to start so your not heartbroken when you do inevitably tip over at low speed too.
shouldnt dwell this far off topic for too long though lol an admin will sniff us out
runic lynx
who the heck is gonna play split screen
wheat leaf
doubt anyone can beat me
got any clips?
runic lynx
ask any willie about me
wheat leaf
you been through a lot of willies?
runic lynx
wheat leaf
we all fw a good willie around here its no biggie
shadow badger
i love motorcycles
azure mirage
i love motorcycles
hi tomoe
wheat leaf
i love em when they run smh
azure mirage
you never answered my question I'm upset with you
shadow badger
i love em when they run smh
buy japanese
shadow badger
you're not pure of heart then
wheat leaf
its that im not pure of pocket 😭
azure mirage
he's not going to the world down under
light mountain
Gotta issue with my game if any of yall know what to do lol
wheat leaf
krusty
klitter
azure mirage
Gotta issue with my game if any of yall know what to do lol
what's up
light mountain
Just got it I’ve complete the peasant class and the one above and there not unlocked can’t use
wheat leaf
Just got it I’ve complete the peasant class and the one above and there not unlo...
oh did you pick a faction
azure mirage
oh and factions
quaint ingot
I haven’t bought a motorcycle yet but likely be a lower cc cruiser that I feel confortable on
wheat leaf
iirc its at t3 or 4
light mountain
I click and it don’t use it
azure mirage
that's a good one
azure mirage
I click and it don’t use it
wym
wheat leaf
I haven’t bought a motorcycle yet but likely be a lower cc cruiser that I feel c...
you might get some slander cause its a 'chick bike' but the Virago is truly a solid bike
honda Rebel is good, Yamaha XJ650 maxim, even a V-star or Vulcan is solid
those are all mostly older cruisers tho
shell forge
Trying to jumpstart Willie again
shadow badger
I haven’t bought a motorcycle yet but likely be a lower cc cruiser that I feel c...
i started out on a naked bike, they're easy to handle and learn the basics, cruisers are heavier so watch out for that when turning corners
light mountain
How do you pit stuff in inventory as well
wheat leaf
my cruiser looooves to corner (dont ask the footpegs)
azure mirage
How do you pit stuff in inventory as well
hold q or e
with whatever you have in ur yands
wheat leaf
ur yands
azure mirage
piss yourself
wheat leaf
I JUST BOUGHT THESE PANTS
light mountain
Also after I click free mode to use any of the other characters I go to play don’t load in with em
azure mirage
too late
wheat leaf
so it seems
azure mirage
Also after I click free mode to use any of the other characters I go to play don...
@wheat leaf u got this
I'm out
wheat leaf
i got no idea
shadow badger
Also after I click free mode to use any of the other characters I go to play don...
you gotta double click them sometimes, its weird like that
wheat leaf
im no thinker!
shadow badger
the tiers i mean
light mountain
I do it’s just changing the looks
azure mirage
@shadow badger i still have no fucking clue what gender u are btw
light mountain
Showing me gauntlet mode on the left
shadow badger
I do it’s just changing the looks
then you press play demo
shadow badger
<@286050702885650433> i still have no fucking clue what gender u are btw
does it matter?
azure mirage
does it matter?
it does matter, yes
light mountain
I’ve compete the gauntlet mode for peasant and it didn’t save?
azure mirage
I’ve compete the gauntlet mode for peasant and it didn’t save?
Wym
shadow badger
it does matter, yes
you'll find out when you're pure of heart and have good karma
azure mirage
I've been feeding the birds outside my house
shadow badger
this is discord theres no karma
chinese karma
azure mirage
not reddit lmao
do u know what Chinese karma is
light mountain
When you play abyss can you only spawn in as peasant?
azure mirage
When you play abyss can you only spawn in as peasant?
no, beggar
you work your way up
wheat leaf
chinese karma.. like affirm yes for infinite gold?
shadow badger
When you play abyss can you only spawn in as peasant?
abyss is roguelike mode
azure mirage
chinese karma.. like affirm yes for infinite gold?
wwhat
@shadow badger u still didn't answer
PLEASEEE
u can tell me in dms i won't tell anybody
I'll PayPal you 200$
quaint ingot
you might get some slander cause its a 'chick bike' but the Virago is truly a so...
Yeah I’m likely also gonna do a test ride at the RideNow dealer for one that I feel comfortable on
light mountain
That’s what I’m saying I’ve complete the whole thing for peasant and it’s not saving or letting me use the next character
shadow badger
i've been feeling very chinese these days
azure mirage
i've been feeling very chinese these days
😭
light mountain
On abyss
azure mirage
That’s what I’m saying I’ve complete the whole thing for peasant and it’s not sa...
yeah you gotta reach the peasant boss
kill so you
what
wheat leaf
Yeah I’m likely also gonna do a test ride at the RideNow dealer for one that I f...
very worth it, i see WAY too many people getting on crotch-rockets as a first bike without realizing they have the most miserable ergonomics ever
light mountain
In abyss or gauntlet
azure mirage
screenshots would really really help
idk what to tell you
@wheat leaf help krusty
i wanna sleep
wheat leaf
i deadass got no idea how to help
quaint ingot
very worth it, i see WAY too many people getting on crotch-rockets as a first bi...
Yeah main reason why I don’t want one, since if I have to go into Austin I don’t want something that screams “steal me”
azure mirage
he's saying that he's confused about abyss bc he died and he doesn't progress further than his current rank or soemthing
I'd personally tell him to reinstall but they'l be mad again
shadow badger
I'll PayPal you 200$
dont waste money like that, the economy's trash right now, invest instead
azure mirage
dont waste money like that, the economy's trash right now, invest instead
i have 200k$ invested in everything
like a lot of money in a lot of shit
nvidia my beloved
wheat leaf
oh so basically abyss is like call of duty gulag, when you die in normal game you go to abyss, when you beat the first boss of abyss you go back to the main fight, its like a redemption thing
the higher level you are in gauntlet, the more difficult the enemies+boss in abyss
if you die in abyss, you lose it all
shadow badger
Yeah main reason why I don’t want one, since if I have to go into Austin I don’t...
get an r1, trust
shadow badger
I'm going to sleep
hi going to sleep
azure mirage
hi going to sleep
don't use that trick on me
wheat leaf
azure mirage
i know ur salty bc i did it in dms
wheat leaf
nobody says goodnight to me
azure mirage
🙄
wheat leaf
sleep well!
shadow badger
goodnightrtjrjshs <@286050702885650433>
goodnight 🫂
azure mirage
i shalt go
shadow badger
the 1 stands for 100cc
yes and its very fuel efficient and good for commuting
wheat leaf
does not cause back pain after 3 minutes of riding
fk i dont get why sportbikes are the end all be all of motorcycling in this day and age
they balls at everything to do with street riding
shadow badger
i never got the appeal of riding fast either
wheat leaf
i do, im a fast mf in car or bike, but a sportbike is uselessly fast, theres nothing to gain above 200 kmh
runic lynx
dirt bikes are more fun
wheat leaf
exactly, its fun having a bike that shreds off the line but has a top speed below 160 than a bike that accelerates like a honda civic off the line but tops out at 300
quaint ingot
Pretty sure my dad has had a crotch rocket he owned stolen while in Austin.
wheat leaf
it happens unfortunately often, the factory security like fork-locks are quite bad
only deterrents
runic lynx
I chain all my bikes to my garage floor, not even kidding
quaint ingot
One of the reasons why he goes 50+ through the hood
runic lynx
to easy to steal them
wheat leaf
im canadian, i forgot the keys in my bike all weekend and found them today lmao
shadow badger
i live in asia so i havent really worried about that
quaint ingot
One of the reasons why he goes 50+ through the hood
and carries a gun when going there
wheat leaf
its a shame thats necessary but 100% better that way than not
if you arent looking out for yourself, theres 10 more people looking out for their pockets
quaint ingot
Yeah the only time he carries a gun while on a motorcycle is strictly for Austin. Thankfully Texas allows deadly force to protect vehicles
wheat leaf
meanwhile canada if i so much as attacked someone for breaking into my house id be arrested with them
aaaaanyways
concussions n such
quaint ingot
No idea how many comments we made off topic
shadow badger
No idea how many comments we made off topic
be sure to get a good helmet, dot ece and all that shit
full faced too
wheat leaf
remember DOT doesnt mean anything, all you gotta do to be DOT rated is test it yourself and pay for the stickers
as in its a manufacturer interpreted safety rating, anything above that like ECE is a outside company also having rated and accepted it
nocturne obsidian
I just revisited this game after about a year or 18 months ish gap. off the bat i notice they toned down the gore? i remember if you cut someones head youd see their skull or gut would have intestines, what happened? or am i missing a setting?
shadow badger
i need chinese weapons in halfsword
shadow badger
I just revisited this game after about a year or 18 months ish gap. off the bat ...
they will return in the early access build i believe, they prolly needed tweaking and some work
quaint ingot
Likely gonna get a new helmet before I turn 18 since had my current for a year already
wheat leaf
I just revisited this game after about a year or 18 months ish gap. off the bat ...
theres a section in settings to change gore and blood levels
but they did reduce the quality a bit for performance reasons
nocturne obsidian
they will return in the early access build i believe, they prolly needed tweakin...
Oh okay yeah i was noticing that with the 2 handed axe, people dont get sliced like they used to. felt kinda like hellish quart
shadow badger
Oh okay yeah i was noticing that with the 2 handed axe, people dont get sliced l...
yea it got mega nerfed
quaint ingot
Funny how we started with cig ash in the keyboard then went to motorcycles
shadow badger
i remeber i used to just run around halfswording it and taking down fully armored dudes
wheat leaf
its still pretty nutty in the right usage
nocturne obsidian
yeah people would like get sliced super accurately and now its like, people are made of legos
just blocks that fall apart
nocturne obsidian
its still pretty nutty in the right usage
The alt grip is super easy to use tbh i suck at the overhead normal grip
wheat leaf
its cause they had to basically combine playtest and demo for this demo. having allat armor and map to render plus the intense gore was a bit load intensive iirc
shadow badger
yeah people would like get sliced super accurately and now its like, people are ...
but yea, gore is going to get expanded a lot, one of the mods showed a pic of a smashed willies face
great that blunt weapons are getting gore too
wheat leaf
The alt grip is super easy to use tbh i suck at the overhead normal grip
100% its pretty tricky to align well, i do the same for most polearms
quaint ingot
I do what I feel is right
shadow badger
I do what I feel is right
and always choose the safer route or option when riding, got into a couple of accidents myself too for being stupid
quaint ingot
and always choose the safer route or option when riding, got into a couple of ac...
I’ll likely ride with family most of the time when starting
wheat leaf
and always choose the safer route or option when riding, got into a couple of ac...
the more ive matured as a rider the more i realize that a lot of close calls can be prevented by just riding normally
i dont have many close calls to speak from but i see videos of those mirrorsmasher type riders that will do some absurdly dumb riding and get mad at other people or worse just straight up die
shadow badger
god i cant wait for the update
quaint ingot
I’ve gotten into the habit of watching other bikers and what they say
wheat leaf
focus on the older ones, not the mid-life crisis old, but the dudes with white hair that have been riding since they were our age
they got some knowledge cause they were smart enough to both stay safe for that long, and stay disciplined with speed
quaint ingot
Yeah one I watch was part of a 1% MC
wheat leaf
ive only met sportbike riders my age(around 20) and all they ever talk about is how they think theyve outgrown their r6, thinking of upgrading to a fireblade after they pass the MST, how they always deal with cagers(lanesplitting is illegal here) those guys got nothing good to say
i did listen to the 73 year old GSXR1000 rider though, he was cool
quaint ingot
He often talks about the patches and interviews members of other clubs, and they sometimes talk about the brothers they lost while riding
wheat leaf
those guys are a wealth of good knowledge
quaint ingot
Yeah, I’ve met some MCs, I think I’ve seen the Vagos at the Harley Dealership, I know I saw the Banditos
I only saw the back of a prospect’s cut so not sure for the Vagos
wheat leaf
ive seen a few hells angel's in my area, very very well known club in canada
quaint ingot
Even in the US they’re known
wheat leaf
some badass guys those ones
shadow badger
i think its kinda silly
wheat leaf
some of them are for sure
quaint ingot
Yeah if I remember correctly the Hells Angels were mainly vets when they started
wheat leaf
I believe so yeah
quaint ingot
Pretty sure most older MCs were mainly vets
shell bronze
bike people
wheat leaf
I been tryna post halfsword stuff I swear
shell bronze
just keep a lid on it before it becomes the primary topic
i get it, conversations derail
i'm playing ghost of yotei rn anyways
quaint ingot
I posted where I can get a free cigar then it turned into this
I’m pretty sure the mods will question how we spent this long talking about bikes
shell bronze
i spend longer talking about cars
quaint ingot
V12
quaint ingot
like a montante
merry junco
yey my first hundred
shadow badger
do you guys think a great helm would pass an ece rating
im only at 79 hours, fake fan 😔
proper palm
Trying to jumpstart Willie again
take him to a mechanic
tough hollow
no its exclusive to you
light mountain
And can’t send a pic in this not letting me or id show yall
drowsy flint
what do they call this in the WWE?
light mountain
I play any other game just fine😭😂
true wind
How I die in the Abyss:
55% — 🔱 Pitchfork willies
35% — 🥷Getting ambushed while looting boxes by willies who cast lvl. 9 silence on themselves
7% — 🚫 Not finding armor
3% — 🦵dismemberment
wheat leaf
terrible guard willie
tough hollow
Anyone else’s game crashing
only way to fix is a factory reset
drowsy flint
I play any other game just fine😭😂
turn off blood
its an issue related to that
gloomy lance
guys do you think im decent with swords
wheat leaf
not bad
gloomy lance
i got a nice counter on this guy and i spent around 10 seconds trying to put him out of his misery
tawdry kraken
Hi i played like 40h the demo and i must say im ADDICT to this game!! So... please somebody know when it comes out? Im instant buying this thing
tough hollow
Hi i played like 40h the demo and i must say im ADDICT to this game!! So... plea...
comes out next week
the man upstairs personally handed me a wax sealed letter telling me it would
tawdry kraken
WHOT!????
tough hollow
theadorehalfsword
tawdry kraken
comes out next week
Im mean, it comes really next week?
tawdry kraken
gloomy lance
dont trust runky
tough hollow
trust me
tough hollow
nevermind trust plapflap
tawdry kraken
drowsy flint
axe went blunt on his jawbone apparently
gloomy lance
you probably hit him with the side of the axe
drowsy flint
i mean its right there on video
if only i could get the enhancer to run without crashing every 17 seconds id use an offhand bearded hatchet every time
drowsy flint
"yOu PrObAbLy HiT hIm WiTh ThE bLuNt SiDe"
hollow delta
I know that everyones hype for when full release and multiplayer happen eventually but like
Dude. Tell me this game wouldnt be fire in VR.
I would buy a vr headset just for this game lol
drowsy flint
part of me hopes they take the money from this and make a VR version with it
hollow delta
Like if you've ever seen first person gameplay of this withour knowing about half sword, you would THINK this is a vr game
hollow delta
part of me hopes they take the money from this and make a VR version with it
Like dude. Seriously. This game NEEDS vr.
drowsy flint
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429724924624371894/B...
thats fucking awesome
wary yarrow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429724924624371894/B...
fire clips
o
shell bronze
just need you to put/recreate the vicious pack wakizashi into your red katana loadout
since the vicious katana is too heavy to be used one handed
shy fossil
Got me a nice decapitation.
weak osprey
Clean
shy fossil
And then this undercut.
weak osprey
Got me a nice decapitation.
Whats the music playin in the background
shy fossil
Whats the music playin in the background
I'm pretty sure it's "Velvetal," but the "ultra slowed" version.
weak osprey
And then this undercut.
How bout this
shy fossil
Ultra slowed skins.
lean nicheBOT
unique edge
It says its something graphics related
restive barn
i thought it was gonna be another case of the gore bug
restive barn
It says its something graphics related
oh
so your half sword crashes when you run it
unique edge
not really
i can stil play the game
its moreso
everything is blue
i can send a pic
restive barn
i can send a pic
send a pic
potent geyser
Does anyone know why Halfsword's final Baron fight always FUCKING CRASHES?!
I can't beat the fucking thing and get Baron (Who I previously had before some weird shit happened with Steam and I lost save data for a bunch of different games), because IT KEEPS CRASHING
shadow badger
Does anyone know why Halfsword's final Baron fight always FUCKING CRASHES?!
I ca...
turn off blood
vital perch
Does anyone know why Halfsword's final Baron fight always FUCKING CRASHES?!
I ca...
turn off blood
gore is fine go stay
unique edge
Does anyone know why Halfsword's final Baron fight always FUCKING CRASHES?!
I ca...
Blood is weird af
It can crash ur game
potent geyser
Also side-question
does disabling Gore mean you can't dismember people?
shy fossil
I just got quite the stab.
restive barn
rate this
i remade the 1st part of my composition
did fl seriously crash
eh happens
unique edge
send a pic
Help how do I send a pic
restive barn
Help how do I send a pic
restive barn
I'm sorry for the trouble
no its all good man
untold acorn
My mom caught me chopping off enemy limbs and now she thinks I'm going to be a murderer someday 🥺 😭
cinder osprey
What weapon did you use
cinder osprey
My mom caught me chopping off enemy limbs and now she thinks I'm going to be a m...
.
shy fossil
was it an axe?
untold acorn
Axe of course
shy fossil
good choice
cinder osprey
Then she is not mistaken
untold acorn
The one from early game (after beggar)
unique edge
The one from early game (after beggar)
Great choice
cinder osprey
Is it the one handed axe or wood axe
untold acorn
Damnit the physics is just so good
untold acorn
2 handed , onehand is like mehh not too much force
unique edge
Wouldn't that make disabling it make the game harder?
No not really
restive barn
okay i did some changes to automation and making it feel more natural
if you cant hear it its in the 2nd viola part
cinder osprey
2 handed , onehand is like mehh not too much force
The bulky one handed is kinda shit but the light one is like the sharpest weapon on that tier
hollow quiver
Axe suck
vital perch
reminder i made a splitscreen gamemode suggestion , i'd apprieciate checking it out
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1431637268673597590
cinder osprey
My evidance is that i made it the fuck up
vital perch
My evidance is that i made it the fuck up
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
small cairn
https://youtu.be/uv1fPiCf1wQ?si=Uj3cYWOLOfMFJa5P damn bro he should be in halfsword
shy fossil
I believe this is the proper usage of the high guard.
restive garnet
https://youtu.be/uv1fPiCf1wQ?si=Uj3cYWOLOfMFJa5P damn bro he should be in halfsw...
The most badass stormtrooper in starwars
vital perch
small cairn
The most badass stormtrooper in starwars
no doubt
restive garnet
vital perch
shy fossil
shadow badger
the game mechanics could be a really good woodcutting simulator
shell bronze
I believe this is the proper usage of the high guard.
yes it is
deep shale
the improper usage of the can opener
small cairn
young saffron
vital perch
welcome back to the circus
shell bronze
vital perch
its metal
shell bronze
yo you want a tsushima/yotei half sword shitpost @young saffron
quick thistle
LMAO WHAT THE HELL
young saffron
yo you want a tsushima/yotei half sword shitpost <@910625387116134402>
yes
cinder osprey
I love the bit of shock after a brutal kill
I thought i was the only one to blow somones shit smooth of and then stare into the abyss
shell bronze
i have another long form one where i fight like crap at 20/20 settings to extend the fight
proper health bar and resolve
shell bronze
I thought i was the only one to blow somones shit smooth of and then stare into ...
nah it's just aura
tough hollow
clueless do you have organized folders for the trillions of clips you have saved
tough hollow
or do you wander around your clips folder for certain clips on occassion
shell bronze
i just be different wit it
tough hollow
whatever you say unc
cinder osprey
I remember doing brave stand and chooping willys arm of and then cutting the 3 others head of and i was actually shocked for a moment
shell bronze
sudden ravine
cinder osprey
The cam is not here stop looking at it there is no cam following you around like in a sitcom it is only in your head
Wake up
Wake up
young saffron
cinder osprey
Wake up
tough hollow
i usually just start deforming their corpse to conteract this
vital perch
young saffron
vital perch
tough hollow
deadass
cinder osprey
I cant even click on it i have to much gifs and it doesnt load
weak osprey
NOOOOOO
cinder osprey
I have to be on PC to send gifs
young saffron
weak osprey
I have to be on PC to send gifs
Poor dude
vital perch
I have to be on PC to send gifs
i'm not even gonna bother sending the hierachy because clueless is here
tough hollow
will tjhey be adding crawfish eatting challenges to halfsword early acesess?
cinder osprey
i'm not even gonna bother sending the hierachy because clueless is here
Tf you mean hierachy
vital perch
Tf you mean hierachy
cinder osprey
will tjhey be adding crawfish eatting challenges to halfsword early acesess?
For sure no way they wont
Only a couple of them work
cinder osprey
Idk why
tough hollow
i feel like bigger content creators like john are def higher up
vital perch
i feel like bigger content creators like john are def higher up
that's social status
restive barn
i feel like bigger content creators like john are def higher up
what about me
vital perch
not the power they have
tough hollow
what about me
you are a fish
restive barn
not the power they have
whats my social status
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/running-gif-25634506
U gotta catch me first
vital perch
whats my social status
better than 99.97% of the server
tough hollow
U gotta catch me first
you are in a wheelchair
weak osprey
you are in a wheelchair
shell bronze
restive barn
or something
cinder osprey
whats my social status
No social credit no videos no views no likes no comments
restive barn
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/fiyuu-race-no-legs-wheelchair-gif-16930716
Gotta catch me
tough hollow
young saffron
I want willie to give me forehead kisses
tough hollow
i am now the pyamid
vital perch
i am now the pyamid
pyamid
restive barn
No social credit no videos no views no likes no comments
i made autumn's weapon, clueless' weapon, the chrome334 weapon packs, and a weapon for a voice actor
tough hollow
whatever you say uncle theadore
restive barn
cinder osprey
i made autumn's weapon, clueless' weapon, the chrome334 weapon packs, and a weap...
Mf you are the top 1%
restive barn
Mf you are the top 1%
shell bronze
i made autumn's weapon, clueless' weapon, the chrome334 weapon packs, and a weap...
role still red tho
vital perch
Mf you are the top 1%
100 from 130k people is like 0.1%
tough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/roblox-butt-shake-roblox-butt-shake-roblox-butt-gif-62608...
yea uncs losing it
young saffron
https://tenor.com/view/roblox-butt-shake-roblox-butt-shake-roblox-butt-gif-62608...
please somebody make willie do this
vital perch
so you are in top 0.02% of the server @restive barn
cinder osprey
100 from 130k people is like 0.1%
Um actually it would be 130 for 0,001%☝️
vital perch
Um actually it would be 130 for 0,001%☝️
wait no i fucked it up
young saffron
hard oracle
Commoner boss is Asshole. That's it, that's the message.
vital perch
top 100 is top 0.1%
tough hollow
anything but swinging the sword
young saffron
anything but swinging the sword
am just silly
vital perch
Commoner boss is Asshole. That's it, that's the message.
get good , a good strat is to bait him go strike then go in for the kill
hard oracle
He looted greatsword from Knight tier and bullies Commoners.
vital perch
or use a pitchfork
hard oracle
Froud and Bald.
weak osprey
Commoner boss is Asshole. That's it, that's the message.
Git gud, and beat tf outta his ass when he falls
tough hollow
Commoner boss is Asshole. That's it, that's the message.
shout slurs at him untill he yeilds
vital perch
shout slurs at him untill he yeilds
what do you know about emotional damage strat
tough hollow
what do you know about emotional damage strat
i practice on homeless people every day
vital perch
i practice on homeless people every day
you are homeless too , that's friendly fire
vital perch
practice on those pinks in the server
tough hollow
being homeless never stopped me though
young saffron
shout slurs at him untill he yeilds
that's how I usually kill willie!
restive barn
is anyone here an hs7 candidate
vital perch
is anyone here an hs7 candidate
half sword what
tough hollow
that's how I usually kill willie!
bruhh your maxxed
restive barn
or an hs7 member
deep shale
if HOA comes to your /home to tell you that your yard sucks
you should show them your longsword
restive barn
half sword what
oh i meant hs7
vital perch
if HOA comes to your /home to tell you that your yard sucks
you should show them...
now where's the context
deep shale
i don't require an entire context, just whatever comes up in your head
young saffron
if HOA comes to your /home to tell you that your yard sucks
you should show them...
sadly my sword is short, so I could show them my shortsword
vital perch
oh i meant hs7
me , omw to knock out goofy guy from his spot
idle crane
Why aint Community manager in top triangle also why no admin or meme manager roles? 
or voice actor 
shell bronze
is anyone here an hs7 candidate
in this current chat it's autumn
tough hollow
sadly my sword is short, so I could show them my shortsword
i just show them t3 bastard sword and they leave
shell bronze
if HOA comes to your /home to tell you that your yard sucks
you should show them...
i tell mine off all the time about me working on my car in the driveway
restive barn
in this current chat it's autumn
oe im doing weapons for people aiming to be a big shot
vital perch
sadly my sword is short, so I could show them my shortsword
you'll be arrested regardless for public indecency
shell bronze
i might honestly switch my iconic loadout from the bastard sword to the katana and wakizashi
but i need to try using the one chrome gave me first
tough hollow
you'll be arrested regardless for public indecency
in this case i usually just spawn a t1 longsword and scare them away
restive barn
but i need to try using the one chrome gave me first
ive dmed you it like 10000 years ago
tough hollow
i spent 4 hours on a sword and got folded by the golden tree fucker on a horse
vital perch
clueless the type of person that would parry people and stab the shit out of them then go home and play half sword
young saffron
i spent 4 hours on a sword and got folded by the golden tree fucker on a horse
tree centinal?
that one idiot by the starting area
tough hollow
whatever his name is
shell bronze
clueless the type of person that would parry people and stab the shit out of the...
yes actually
tough hollow
indeed
shell bronze
if only it was out on pc...
you'll be fine waiting another year
tough hollow
clueless the type of guy to send a halfsword clip to the family groupchat followed by 45 more halfsword clips
idle crane
Everyone here has committed crimes of posting non halfsword in halfsword chat. 
shell bronze
Everyone here has committed crimes of posting non halfsword in halfsword chat. <...
mentioned in tangent to half sword
and did not become/overtake primary topic
shell bronze
a little branch off the main trunk once in a while don't hurt
tough hollow
is anyone here an hs7 candidate
what is hs7 uncle
restive barn
Everyone here has committed crimes of posting non halfsword in halfsword chat. <...
but...
i just a behbeh 😢
shell bronze
@restive barn so did you use the vicious wakizashi or just make your own
vital perch
a 7 half sword
7 halves of a sword
tough hollow
a 7 half sword
im gonna pour hot lead into your eardrums
shell bronze
also can you make it start with the katana and keep the wakizashi sheathed
restive barn
<@1048770036954845204> so did you use the vicious wakizashi or just make your ow...
i made my own
shell bronze
gotchu
young saffron
im gonna pour hot lead into your eardrums
I've been training for this very moment my whole life
restive barn
also can you make it start with the katana and keep the wakizashi sheathed
i think you can save a loadout like that using hs enhancer
shell bronze
i like the handling for the vicious one and the fact that it has a full sheathe
vital perch
I've been training for this very moment my whole life
british activities
shell bronze
i think you can save a loadout like that using hs enhancer
yeah that's what i'll do
restive barn
i like the handling for the vicious one and the fact that it has a full sheathe
i can do that
tough hollow
picked up the skill in badmintion training
restive barn
but nah
shell bronze
just wanna know if it's the sheath wakizashi
oh it's not
ok
i'll probably just stick to the vicious one for the most part because of that sheathe aura
restive barn
i'll probably just stick to the vicious one for the most part because of that sh...
alr thats it
vicious packs has recieved too much fame
i shan't let this happen
restive barn
those are nice
fuh u mean "atleast"
tough hollow
bruh
restive barn
i j'kidding srry
tough hollow
👽
restive barn
also i dont actually have beef with the creator of vicious packs
tough hollow
Commoner boss is ughh!!!! 4th time I die to him in row
bruh didnt listen to a word of advice smh
hard oracle
bruh didnt listen to a word of advice smh
I rush in, If I don't stab him, I die, Lose. And blame the game!
vital perch
I rush in, If I don't stab him, I die, Lose. And blame the game!
wait for him to strike first
then go in for the kill
tough hollow
I rush in, If I don't stab him, I die, Lose. And blame the game!
your supposed to throw your weapon away and shout slurs till he yields
vital perch
obviously he will kill you if you're not careful
hard oracle
wait for him to strike first
The range is so tricky. I love fighting him with longsword
I did block some hits while halfswording but it's hard to finish him off
vital perch
I did block some hits while halfswording but it's hard to finish him off
do you know how to do dodges
hard oracle
do you know how to do dodges
Shift+WSAD
vital perch
yep
hard oracle
but the range is tricky as hell, i often get clipped, especially if I dodge back
shell bronze
vital perch
trust me it's not worth being offensive in the commoner boss
vital perch
but the range is tricky as hell, i often get clipped, especially if I dodge back
it takes a while to learn , it's up to reaction time and a little bit of luck
shell bronze
you can force his hand by twitching forward a bit
feinting does wonders on the current ai
vital perch
willies have a cooldown after attacking so there'll always be a window to fight back
shell bronze
shell bronze
verticals you need to practice and get a feel for
i've largely mastered them
go to the training dummy and practice hitting its shoulders then head on command
then they will all fall before you
restive barn
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429737011874369536...
did you see my weapon
did you even try it yet
shell bronze
i see it and will try it when i return to half sword