halfsword-chat-⚔

[round stone]

"Nah, I'd win"

[chrome quiver]

billhook #1

[humble iris]

from the pack?

[quaint ingot]

shhh just go to sleep

[humble iris]

longsword and bastard sword

fiend.

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[velvet halo]

for my train

er

ing

[humble iris]

why he posted up like this

[humble iris]

the longsword!!

[barren vine]

peter at the bottom of the stairs

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210317758730997801/1341445191319425024/retep1.gif

[quaint ingot]

Willie broke my arm so I took his leg

[covert flare]

i tried the steam game recorder but it eats up space fast

so back to gamebar but with no music

[velvet halo]

the long sword feels slow

[quaint ingot]

I use Medal

[velvet halo]

to parry with

[humble iris]

wdym

[humble iris]

this 11 second clip was only 17 MB

[covert flare]

im using the default recording quality and with a couple of videos it was already half a gb

[humble iris]

theres a clip tool

[covert flare]

i will try 720p

[humble iris]

do not

it sucks

[covert flare]

medium then?

[azure mirage]

yu

[humble iris]

yes

[velvet halo]

look

[shell bronze]

center line control

[velvet halo]

sensai

[quaint ingot]

hmm do I want to do the bit

[covert flare]

@humble iris is it acceptable?

[torn narwhal]

chat is this drip

[velvet halo]

i think i learned @humble iris

[velvet halo]

@humble iris

[humble iris]

@covert flare

[quaint ingot]

Welp I just cut straight through Willie and he’s still standing

[humble iris]

one second

[covert flare]

ahhh got it

[humble iris]

good good

[covert flare]

thank you very much

[humble iris]

welcome welcome

[velvet halo]

is it bad that i havent beating the gaulet

i beat it but i cheated

[shell bronze]

very

[covert flare]

a lot bad

[humble iris]

no gauntlet = no hs7....

[velvet halo]

oh no

[shell bronze]

wanting to be hs7 but not even being able to clear gauntlet vanilla is crazy

[velvet halo]

i will beat it sensai

s

[quaint ingot]

well I took his leg again in retaliation for disabling my arm

[covert flare]

beating gauntlet high damage to both parties is fun ngl

[humble iris]

dont use trainer stabber...

[gloomy lance]

peak

[humble iris]

dont kill them with mods stabber....

[torn narwhal]

it took me an eternity to beat ultimate challenge

mainly cause crashes

[humble iris]

i didnt cut out the accidental hand movement

ok

[round stone]

Spear user not strong enough when lacking a foot

[covert flare]

gtg fellas

have a good one

[humble iris]

goodbye eater of mud

[quaint ingot]

I almost lot a leg fighting a billhook

[lapis gust]

does anyone know if there will be any more major updates before demo closes?

[quaint ingot]

wasn’t the plan

[covert flare]

yeah, early access

[lapis gust]

oh ok

[humble iris]

@velvet halo how is it going

[barren vine]

WEEEEAAAVE

[velvet halo]

bro

[lapis gust]

also i know this game is based in Europe but down the line after release it would be cool to see armors from other parts of the world

[humble iris]

is that bad or good

nearly flipped him with that grapple lmao

[quaint ingot]

normal hit with a mace

[torn narwhal]

chuffed

[round stone]

"Special Ginyu forces" ahh pose

[quaint ingot]

I think I broke Willie’s neck from the crunch I heard

[torn narwhal]

chuffed 2

this genre of image actually makes me chuckle

[azure mirage]

hi m00

[quaint ingot]

what do we think of breaking Willie’s knees

[torn narwhal]

problematic fav moment

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-monkey-sad-depressed-bored-gif-5034977601414753845

[quaint ingot]

I’m currently bullying Willie’s left knee

[quaint ingot]

he’s trying to fly away from me

[humble iris]

same fate

[weak osprey]

Top 5 fav things to do in half sword

[wind charm]

ain't no way, come on man

[quaint ingot]

I broke his knee but not completely he just can’t stand for too long

[humble iris]

that worked somehow

[torn narwhal]

not my finest moment but satisfying neck stab

[quaint ingot]

broke his foot and that made him give up

[weak osprey]

Stop showing us his gnarly feet

Its too crusty

[quaint ingot]

It’s mainly the bones

[humble iris]

spin

[velvet halo]

@humble iris bro im fucking done

i just had a 6 minute stand of int he abbyss

with the systche boos

boss with a candel stick

[humble iris]

you gotta win those

[quaint ingot]

well I was just kicking the plancon

[velvet halo]

bro i parryed like fucking 50 times

and the sycthe barley touches my head

and i gets split in 2

[torn narwhal]

that's like the easiest boss

[weak osprey]

Sometimes I stick a sword at the side of willie’s leg

[velvet halo]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU LITTLE SHIT

[shell bronze]

me when pitchfork

[weak osprey]

Makes him have painful spasms

[shell bronze]

relax.

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1322582358070792274/togif.gif

[torn narwhal]

i mean pitchfork or you can just get within the scythe's minimum range

[humble iris]

hey whered my steam overlay go

i was doing something!!

[torn narwhal]

synth

synth moment

[velvet halo]

IM GONNA PICK FORK YOUR FUCKING FACE

[humble iris]

stabber hs7 wouldnt crash out like this

are you hs7 material or are you gonna be angry

[shell bronze]

this is your last call

[quaint ingot]

I somehow won in this exchange

[torn narwhal]

chuffed 3

i like dagger man standing ominously in the background of pictures of corpses

i need to stop sending

[weak osprey]

Reign of the dagger man

[weak osprey]

Will chuck 3-4 daggers up your flesh

[quaint ingot]

HOW???

[warped apex]

damn the video I want to send is too big

[torn narwhal]

i may have done something really uncouth to this willie

[velvet halo]

ok

[quaint ingot]

Yeah that’s the problem

[humble iris]

mr master of fpv

did you see my coolio buckler throws

i am proudy woudy of them

[warped apex]

I have not

[velvet halo]

ill beat gaultet twmr

im done today

this game is shit

@livid grail

your

face

@humble iris

sensai

im depresse now

[warped apex]

part 1

[warped apex]

part 2

[humble iris]

theres this one

i thought this one was pretty sick

[velvet halo]

https://tenor.com/view/depression-gif-18185912

THE PAIN

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210317758730997801/1311791360961155163/bart.gif

[velvet halo]

IT HURTS

IT DOESNT STOP

WHYYYYYYYY

https://tenor.com/view/depression-gif-18185912

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[velvet halo]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-cat-nub-silly-cat-depression-depressed-gif-5883714320658611738

[warped apex]

properly sent @humble iris

[velvet halo]

the pain

dosent go away

[humble iris]

thanka you

im assuming you mean sending the buckler to his noggin

[velvet halo]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-rihanna-sad-vulnerable-cry-gif-5763619223103359485

with this game

im done with

hs

done with

pinkpuff

done with quasa

r

done with matt

done with @sand herald

done with

[velvet halo]

@humble iris

[shell bronze]

ok

stop the spam

[velvet halo]

im done with you

[shell bronze]

i get it you feel despair towards your inability to finish the game

[shell bronze]

cool
by all means be done with us

[velvet halo]

no

[humble iris]

😱

[velvet halo]

im not done with

you

[humble iris]

am i no longer... sensai...

[shell bronze]

you said it yourself

[velvet halo]

your my best friend

[velvet halo]

no

you still sensai

dont worry guys

that was stabber

[velvet halo]

im stab

[humble iris]

ber

[velvet halo]

stabbers a demon

stab is nice

[humble iris]

then why is your username dedicated to stabber

[velvet halo]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[velvet halo]

what are you taling abouyt

[humble iris]

hmmm

[velvet halo]

ima get of

say bye

green goober

@shell bronze say bye

@sand herald say bye to me

sama

sensai

master

jogn

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[shell bronze]

spam and ping needlessly again you'

ll be getting off for good

[velvet halo]

this GUY

IM DEMON MODE

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[mental kelp]

Bastar sword

[velvet halo]

CONTROL YOUR SELF

CONTRAL YOUR SLEF BE KIND

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[velvet halo]

hi guys

@shell bronze

i love you

good night

@humble iris

your my best pal

[velvet halo]

do you love me back

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[shell bronze]

you sound like my last 2 exes

[velvet halo]

the air

[shell bronze]

just get off bro it's not healthy to keep raging online

[velvet halo]

im not

im stab

[humble iris]

its nap time stabber

[velvet halo]

stab is nice

why do you guys hate me

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[azure mirage]

just timeout em

[velvet halo]

why

what did i do

[shell bronze]

technically no violation of the rules yet but if the spam/lashing out continues i will do it

[velvet halo]

but i thought we were friends

[azure mirage]

did you have to look at rules LOL

[velvet halo]

wow you can trust me

[shell bronze]

no

[velvet halo]

we are friends

right @viral lava

[humble iris]

😭

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1429710477105172520/kurt-angle-kurt-angle-stare.gif

[velvet halo]

its time to sleep

[shell bronze]

i was just about to say

[velvet halo]

im getting crazy

[viral lava]

Hey fellas, does anyone know where I could potentially get the voice lines from the game? Specifically victory voice lines? In the past I've cut it from spamming G and recording, but it's very tedious doing it, if the devs or anyone's uploaded it somewhere, please hit me up

[velvet halo]

ill beat gault twmr

[tidal girder]

Is this game out yet?

[weak osprey]

On yt

[humble iris]

remember use pitchfork tomorrow

[astral raven]

Yes

[velvet halo]

ok

[tidal girder]

Thank you

[velvet halo]

no

[azure mirage]

https://youtu.be/w8aoszbz5Y0?si=7zuIPKWffNvJ3q0k
old voicelines

[velvet halo]

THANK YOUI

[astral raven]

😂😂

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

game isn't currently out

[weak osprey]

No

[tidal girder]

Oh

[tidal girder]

I’ll be waiting

[astral raven]

Nah it’s out bro

[tidal girder]

Im not gonna touch this game until its fully out

[velvet halo]

why

[azure mirage]

my apologies about avi, he's a little special

[azure mirage]

that's fair, honestly

[tidal girder]

I want to experience everything for the first time when its complete

[velvet halo]

no he dares disrespcet hs

[astral raven]

Thanks for saying I’m special 😁

[weak osprey]

I recommend you play the demo cuz its hella fun, but understandable

[velvet halo]

yw

[azure mirage]

?

[tidal girder]

Alrigt

[azure mirage]

at least get a hang on the controls and general movement

if you're gonna wait for early access

that's my advice

early access is gonna be harder than the current demo, from my knowledge

[tidal girder]

I might watch some videos to see how it is right now

[azure mirage]

okay!!

[astral raven]

I mean it’s free ??

Why not find out for yourself

[azure mirage]

let him do whatever he wants

lord

[viral lava]

Ahh nice, yeah definitely the old ones

[tidal girder]

😄

[azure mirage]

couldn't find the new ones

[viral lava]

Neither

[azure mirage]

they're probably somewhere in pins? unlikely but worth checking

gen and here

[astral raven]

Blow me

[viral lava]

Yeah i'm shit at navigating discord, but I'll have a second look, thanks

[humble iris]

?

[azure mirage]

??

[azure mirage]

good luck

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1322582358070792274/togif.gif

[azure mirage]

none of em

quite literally

disgusting imp

[junior yoke]

@tranquil ginkgo can you make it thath when you walk into or touch the border fence it doesnt hurt you, i walked into it and it wobbled me and i got an axe to the forehead immediately after

its game ruining

[azure mirage]

why are you pinging the musician

[mental kelp]

GoodMalware makes music

[azure mirage]

out of anybody

[humble iris]

music

[azure mirage]

dont ping anybody

go to #1047240101152960525

[humble iris]

fences hurt

[azure mirage]

i don't know how people lose against fences

[humble iris]

not even against the ai anymore

[azure mirage]

LOL

[humble iris]

the immovable and "big" ass fence

[shell bronze]

don't ping devs

[azure mirage]

hi cluelio

[azure mirage]

best april fools update

[shell bronze]

reminder that in 5 days big sword willie will come snatch your willies

[azure mirage]

sjat

[humble iris]

woah

360 hilt!!

[azure mirage]

holy

[humble iris]

weak ass punch

[round parcel]

hi

[humble iris]

hi

[shell bronze]

low iq half sworder

[humble iris]

rare footage of clueless using armor in 1v1s

[azure mirage]

woah

never seen that before

[shell bronze]

that's my samurai loadout

[weak osprey]

helo

[humble iris]

get with the program pal, this is europe 🥱

[wheat leaf]

if only there was a way to make that shield sit on the back of the arm/shoulder

would nearly complete the look

[round parcel]

is there someone to speak spañol

[humble iris]

ni hao

[wheat leaf]

oui

[humble iris]

ja

[signal wedge]

f

[shell bronze]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349833948900888729

[azure mirage]

#es sp

I HATE YOU CLUELESS

[wheat leaf]

brot und wasser?

[humble iris]

No.

[humble iris]

Jelly donut

Frankfurter

[wheat leaf]

AYYYY FRANKY

[shell bronze]

prime example of kasumi no kamae working

[weak osprey]

Cant wait for hairy willies

[azure mirage]

yup

[shell bronze]

precisely its intended purpose

[azure mirage]

surprised you didn't get chrome to make the wp red

[azure mirage]

oh hell yeah

[wheat leaf]

i never knew that stance was related to the armor

[shell bronze]

it's before i even started talking to chrome

[wheat leaf]

very cool

[azure mirage]

oh

[weak osprey]

And also, the fools wheel

[azure mirage]

that makes a little more sense

[shell bronze]

yeah it's like the closest thing there is to ochs

[azure mirage]

fools wheel

[shell bronze]

in kenjutsu

[azure mirage]

can't wait for my frames to drop

[weak osprey]

heck same

[azure mirage]

with a 5060 and a 0.2 cpu

[shell bronze]

you use it to take advantage of the shoulder plate

[weak osprey]

Cant wait for my pc to blow up

[shell bronze]

but it also pretty much just works like ochs

[azure mirage]

hopefully the fools wheel gets fixed

it's slightly unrealistic as of now

cloud doesn't dissipate and doesn't go as fast as it should

[wheat leaf]

im just hoping to see someone edit it to shoot green

[azure mirage]

why

[wheat leaf]

fart launcher

[azure mirage]

oh

[wheat leaf]

read your mind mf

[azure mirage]

lowkey ruined my night

[wheat leaf]

it aint freaky like that i just think a 4 way fart gun is funny

[humble iris]

minions fart gun

[wheat leaf]

EXACTLY

i deadass had despicable me on my mind

[weak osprey]

What have you done

[signal wedge]

fart?

[spark axle]

medieval black powder was dirty as fuck. What we saw in the announcement is a little extreme but not by much

[azure mirage]

what

[humble iris]

NO

[wheat leaf]

if anything its just how rich the color is that prob wouldnt be very realistic

[azure mirage]

is a bit too extreme

galaxy did say it got fixed by now

didn't get to see it yet, we'll have to base off nothing rn

[spark axle]

I went to a cannon display a few years ago and the whole place was covered in smoke once it was done, medieval black powder wasn't nearly as refined and produced thicker smoke

[weak osprey]

They should add fool’s fart wheel

[azure mirage]

stop

[azure mirage]

i mean yeah

but it isn't as slow as it is currently

[shell bronze]

what a snappy crack

[weak osprey]

Its a war machine not to be unleashed

[deep shale]

i hate bards

[azure mirage]

@soft cape Holy fuck I didn't expect that at all

Why'd you go flying

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1431834969235525702/WE_HAVE_LIFTOFF_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[deep shale]

raptured from the abyss

trancended permadeath

[shell bronze]

you gentlemen are not ready for the miyamoto musashi larp

[spark axle]

if only dual wielding was actually practical

[soft cape]

idk if it was because i was holding the scythe or because i tried equipping something in my off hand

[shell bronze]

takezo the unrivaled

[humble iris]

poke

[weak osprey]

We live we love half sword

[humble iris]

press x to swap hands

ok im going to sleep

[shell bronze]

this was how musashi was moving sheesh

[humble iris]

goodngihthtight

[neat crow]

Swords do wayyy too much blunt damage in this game

[warped apex]

they don't do enough

Changed the edit and it's way better

I need so many more super good clips now

[runic lynx]

Explain more plz, how do I do this

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[boreal path]

i want ts in hs

[weak osprey]

Fr

Cool piece of helmet

[wheat leaf]

how are you supposed to keep a straight face before an ambush when your homeboy lookin at you like that through the visor

[boreal path]

we need rain guards too breh

[weak osprey]

And bevor

[boreal path]

would be fun to customize

[jolly gorge]

At the border

[boreal path]

they so appealing

[neat crow]

Mate

[neat crow]

I need the full art of this

I think, personally, one of the most hype things for EA is being able to recreate badass kit

[weak osprey]

The drip back then was crazy

[neat crow]

I wanna rock this man's drip and kick so much ass

[neat crow]

Tysm

[weak osprey]

I wanna rock a full set of milanese armor

Just badass

And a work of art

[boreal path]

there's already one in game

[neat crow]

Graham really is the best at this kinda art

[weak osprey]

Ofc, why not wear one in real life?

[boreal path]

oh i thought we were still talking about the game

[weak osprey]

Alr

Are horses coming to half sword?

[quaint ingot]

if I’m correct the only problem is the weight and how much vision you get

[weak osprey]

yes

[azure mirage]

milanesa 🤤

[weak osprey]

I would sacrifice that for protection

[azure mirage]

probably yeah

[wheat leaf]

i finally did the cool thing

[quaint ingot]

Yeah it’s better be protected than needed it

[azure mirage]

u forgot that jousting is getting added righ

[boreal path]

the weight isnt unbearable or incomparable to other harnesses and the vision can be solved by tilting your visor up

[neat crow]

God I'd kill to be able to abuse Willies while on horseback

[boreal path]

a picture of horse manure is more solid than my vague memory of the jousting discussions here

[quaint ingot]

Same

[azure mirage]

it's not really jousting discussions, it already got confirmed

[boreal path]

i dont remember where

i did remember the horse manure

[azure mirage]

well ""under consideration"" but it's pretty much confirmed atp

[azure mirage]

pins

[quaint ingot]

I jousted with Willie when he had a plancon and I won

And the spikes hit me

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-mr-krabs-rock-kill-funny-gif-9335991183390802421

[neat crow]

I believe halfsword could beat RDR2 for the best horses in gaming

[azure mirage]

OH MY FOD

[azure mirage]

fuck no

[weak osprey]

Fr

[neat crow]

Just looking at the muscle rippling in that one teaser with Willie

And imagining it on a horse

[azure mirage]

aesthetically yeah, but in terms of technicality it'll probably just be worse

[boreal path]

Half Sword Games doesnt have the balls to put the details into the balls like rockballs did for red balls ballsdemption balls

[azure mirage]

YEAH

[neat crow]

Well the aesthetics are best parts of horses in rdr2. I love watching how their muscles move it's so stunning

[quaint ingot]

Didn’t RDR2 mocap the horses

[boreal path]

yes

[weak osprey]

Peak update incoming

[boreal path]

im so excited for early access

[weak osprey]

We are getting better gore

[boreal path]

im going to hibernate

if my computer cant run it im getting a new computer

[neat crow]

The muscles on this guy are giving me the same feeling

[weak osprey]

We are actually getting buff willies

[neat crow]

Same omg

[neat crow]

The way they move and ripple is just so good

[quaint ingot]

I’m gonna say there’s gonna be a difference in how hard they hit

[boreal path]

you should have to earn buff willie by a proper diet and workout regimen

[azure mirage]

typa stuff we'll get in early access that didn't get mentioned much

not counting weapon customization

that's kinda meta

[neat crow]

Weapon customization is gonna be so good

[boreal path]

being able to adjust the balance of my sword is going to do wonders for me

[neat crow]

I only hope we get to try out the weapons before paying for them

[azure mirage]

oh please god

[quaint ingot]

It’d be funny if Half Sword gets more active players than cod when it releases

[azure mirage]

make a training camp

[boreal path]

i should be able to callous my knuckles in half sword by punching the ground repeatedly

[neat crow]

Not gonna spend 20p on a billhook that wants to topple me over

[boreal path]

can they put these measurements in eagle units pls

[azure mirage]

mmm no

[boreal path]

i just realized that stick illustrates the point of balance

[azure mirage]

get used to using a calculator for this one

[boreal path]

none so peak

[azure mirage]

woah I js realized that too

[neat crow]

How did you just realize that

[boreal path]

this is the second time i've watched the video

[azure mirage]

really?

[neat crow]

Oh

[boreal path]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313604719947808902/1423409944341905498/Screenshot.gif

[azure mirage]

LO

[graceful cosmos]

wait we getting horseys in this??

[neat crow]

Anyways guys do we have any theories for the EA?

[neat crow]

Not confirmed

[boreal path]

peak

pEAk even

[neat crow]

It's a "maybe" and if so it'd be far out there in development

[silent stag]

Well u install it on half sword and set your shaders up

[neat crow]

Get out

[boreal path]

i would hazard the guess that a "maybe" on horses in a medieval setting is erring on the side of yes more than no

[runic lynx]

how

[restive barn]

is a mod

[silent stag]

Did you install the installer?

[neat crow]

My theory is that we will be able to get the equiptment of the enemies we kill, and that'll be how the economy system works. Either use it, sell it, or trade it.

[quaint ingot]

I guarentee we will get a gun mod

[silent stag]

Where can I get it

[restive barn]

sigh

[azure mirage]

there already is a gun moe

[runic lynx]

fuck you

[neat crow]

Mainly because maps like the forest or back alley wouldnt give any reward otherwise

[quaint ingot]

Where

[silent stag]

Bro what

[runic lynx]

are you fucking with me

[azure mirage]

somewhere

[silent stag]

I meant the reshade injector to install it into half sword

[runic lynx]

install the installer??

[azure mirage]

i don't think it's public yet

[quaint ingot]

damn

[azure mirage]

language

[boreal path]

or maybe they're just random or random-adjacent encounters that dont necessarily have a payout

[runic lynx]

oh yeah where do I find that sorry

i thought u were troling me

[runic lynx]

cant suck fuck you in a discord about a game where the whole premsie is bashing in the skull of a willie

[silent stag]

On https://reshade.me/

[neat crow]

Maybe but I assumed theyre maps that we can select. Maybe I'm thinking too much like the demo though

[runic lynx]

thank you, i thought you were trolling me

[azure mirage]

they don't say 'fuck you' whenever you bash their skull do they

[silent stag]

It's ok bro

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-smiling-friends-vanish-smiling-friends-sand-dust-smiling-friends-old-man-smiling-friends-funny-gif-3985486506214228246

[pearl spear]

yall guys know a good way to counter the spear with the spikes on the sides that you first see in the militia rank

[azure mirage]

sam

i still can't believe the stupid emote in clash

[azure mirage]

just hit their weapon to the side

using whatever you have

[silent stag]

They call me worse things...

[neat crow]

No they only call us a cuckhold

[runic lynx]

sorry if my F word offends you cuck

[silent stag]

Bro is true willie

[quaint ingot]

Rush while moving to the side

[azure mirage]

it doesn't offend me at all, you just look pathetic insulting every message

[azure mirage]

yeah that also works

[graceful cosmos]

gotta dodge, and get up close to it

[neat crow]

Bait out a swing and then rush in for the thrust

[azure mirage]

unless they aim perfectly at center mass

[shell forge]

Willie managed to survive losing half his head, but he needed a jumpstart

[azure mirage]

which sometimes happens

[azure mirage]

oh my god

what the fuck

[runic lynx]

i only insulted one messged and said sorry for misunderstanding him

i take shits harder than you

[azure mirage]

what

[runic lynx]

yeah

[pearl spear]

thx because that is aids when doing max damage to player modifier compared to all the other weapons

[neat crow]

Fucking frankenstein

[quaint ingot]

I tend to rush right at Willie before he can react

[shell forge]

Was Frankenstein the monster, or the corpse he tried to animate?

[real void]

i prefer rushing at willie after he can react

(i am immediately impaled)

[azure mirage]

Frankenstein's monster

[real void]

oh i'm level 3 now cool

[azure mirage]

's

[quaint ingot]

It only happens 3/10 times I get stabbed

[wheat leaf]

she monster on my frank till i stein

[azure mirage]

get out

[real void]

she half on my sword til i RAGAMUFFIN

[wheat leaf]

lemme tell you when she halfswordin my hedgeborn

[dusk mist]

she flibbertigibbet on my scoundrel til i dolt

[neat crow]

Ragamuffin steals all the spotlight

Dolt is my personal favourite insult

He just says it with so much venom

[real void]

flibbertigibbet is my favorite

[dusk mist]

cuckold is great

[wheat leaf]

hedgeborn forever my number 1

[neat crow]

Hedgeborn is so goofy when he's a beggar lmao

[wheat leaf]

literally

[neat crow]

Mfw "takes one to know one"

[wheat leaf]

[azure mirage]

ttt

[azure mirage]

when he calls you beggar

[unreal temple]

#announcements message

We are so close to having muskets/blunder busts into the came, oh why does the devs temp thy so.

[wheat leaf]

the mighty blunder bust

[azure mirage]

i hope not

[shell forge]

Willie's legs do have.... legs for days

[azure mirage]

the headless horseman

you've never experienced horror if you didn't fight painless in abyss

[wheat leaf]

ill admit the thought of blasting willie to smithereens with a matchlock is tempting

[supple ember]

Makeshift straight jacket

[wheat leaf]

it feels like such a fever dream in abyss

[azure mirage]

i know

[wheat leaf]

it always ends up being some diabolical run, never any regular combat

[cinder mortar]

I defeated all of my foes with the Joestar technique before grabbing whatever I can find to beat the boss with while being chased by angry men.

[wheat leaf]

if i find a tall candlestick i can make it to armored enemies

[graceful cosmos]

You gotta get up close, watch movements, and your surroundings. You'll get it eventually :)

[neat crow]

Man the OST for this game is so good

Cant wait to see what new stuff has been cooked up for the EA

I saw Good Malware say he'd make a full version of the title track "El Monte" though that was in yt comments so no idea if he actually did it

[neat crow]

We are NOT getting muskets what 😭

Handgonnes would go unbelievably hard though

[weak osprey]

I love myself a might handgonne

[normal crown]

how do you beat the last challenge how am i supposed to beat a guy with a sword with a knife?

[dusk mist]

handgonnes will go unbelievably hard though

ftfy

[shadow badger]

What do you call it when an old medieval gun blows up your hand? Handgonne

[unreal temple]

Right, the handgonne, forgot that they were called,

Note to self, go to bed.

[shadow badger]

Tough crowd

[stoic citrus]

I chuckled.

[graceful cosmos]

For handgonnes. There should be a probability 50/50 it shoots or it blows up

[shell forge]

I still question the wisdom in using a crossbow in XV century. Powder and shot cares not for armor, and a hand-drawn bow can loose about three arrows in the time it takes to reload a crossbow

[neat crow]

I thought it was good

[wheat leaf]

i believe the hakenbüchse was invented or examples found date to right around 1470, exactly in the ballpark when the game is supposed to take place

[neat crow]

Very easy to train crossbowmen compared to archers

[gloomy lance]

i think the arquebus would be a bit more accurate as per the time period

[shell forge]

Yeah, I think around the time Half Sword is advertised to take place in was when fireams did away with the "fireball staff" design in favour of something that took inspiration from the crossbow

[shell forge]

Though it'd probably be easier to beat someone to death with an empty handgonne than the more crossbow-shaped firearms

[wheat leaf]

maybe the time period but less-so the location

[gloomy lance]

you could use the arquebus's handle as a bludgeon to smash into willie's head

[runic lynx]

Best weapon in game is commoner long sword

[gloomy lance]

depends on the armor of the enemy

bludgeon

[wheat leaf]

im happy its the full original video

doesnt cut to any brainrot

[gloomy lance]

bludgeons are way better for destroying any type of enemy

[wheat leaf]

plancon is arguably the best, but like an evil king type best

nothing good about it being better it just is

[shell forge]

In unmodded half sword, can you even kill with blunt weapons at minimum damage to both players and NPCs?

[wheat leaf]

yes

t8? takes a while

[gloomy lance]

u guys like my video

it's so pesk

peak

[wheat leaf]

might be a dumb question but specifically do you mean killing as in winning or killing opposed to knocking out

[shell forge]

Mortally wounding

[wheat leaf]

id say its possible so long as the neck/face is exposed, im pret sure even a bludgeon can do that much damage

back of the neck especially

[shell forge]

To my knowledge, blunt weapons rely heavily on health damage

[wheat leaf]

i dont know much as to that side of the damage, but i know from my experience funnily enough, doing t8 duels on either infinite consciousness or 0 damage with polehammers

[sudden ravine]

i won but at what cost

[wheat leaf]

i think your right tho, ill admit it takes a long time to kill t8 willie if he has infinite consciousness and minimum damage, the majority of the times i did would be due to using a stab. the one or two times i did kill was hits to the back of the neck

[quaint ingot]

Not much was lost

[wheat leaf]

his gonads maybe

[sudden ravine]

no more kids

[devout fjord]

the cost was ur balls

[quaint ingot]

Already wouldn’t have been able to before the fight

[devout fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-fortnite-fortnite-ishowspeed-cheeks-ishowspeed-blow-gif-8384090200881199846

[wheat leaf]

spear willies just cant let you get a clean win

[quaint ingot]

you always get stabbed in the groin

[wheat leaf]

lowkey his hairline dusty ash

[glacial cloak]

do yall prefer your poleaxes with axe heads or hammer heads

[quaint ingot]

axe

[wheat leaf]

tough call ngl

[shell bronze]

my thousands of anti polearm warfare videos:

[wheat leaf]

maaaan dont start selling me your duel dvd's

i aint buyin no tutorials

[glacial cloak]

you gotta push the spear off-line before running in for the kill

[shell bronze]

them shits free my boy

[quaint ingot]

Hell no rush

[wheat leaf]

nah sometimes you do push it offline, and you dive in, and then he starts hitting some wacky sawing motion grinding his pole on your leg until the point hits something soft and you die

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1406841157958238319/5EEA401.MP4?ex=68fee5ed&is=68fd946d&hm=1e171a70874dcf7e64c5f246493ac945eb39d16ce77d9348a98738e1b00ca2f2&

[glacial cloak]

i think i like axes for longer pole-arms (halberds/billhooks) but for shorter polearms i like hammers

[wheat leaf]

and 9/10 times you won by then, but he still pooches the clean kill

[glacial cloak]

i finally just beat the baron for the first time and i just rushed him while two-handing a short warhammer lmao

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428547256927260763/179BF21.MP4?ex=68fec34f&is=68fd71cf&hm=621a9c275e3724c1facff197534fe07f6df06ac1d8101b8ab2f0ca1fb8575fdc&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1415255388915503204/6223C91.MP4?ex=68fe870a&is=68fd358a&hm=3692bd151c41b77b86303d56ce87f18ce696454606d2ebe59769ad42ba5519b6&

[wheat leaf]

thats valid, i like hammer for long-poles as it seems to kinda gain more momentum or weight behind it

[fierce wedge]

wasp hive on a stick

[glacial cloak]

polearms <6': hammer
polearms >6': axe

[fierce wedge]

wrong

[wheat leaf]

i see the technique i just cant apply it most of the time ig

[glacial cloak]

how am i wrong its just my opinion

[wheat leaf]

this is discord, all opinions are either right or wrong

[fierce wedge]

cause its wrong

[fierce wedge]

whys your name poop counter now

[wheat leaf]

friggin whats that mods name

[fierce wedge]

what

[wheat leaf]

one of them got me

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429351465360822303/image_2025-04-17_115558274.gif

[gloomy lance]

chat i might get into blacksmithing

but im new to ts so idk how to use an aes key

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1409965479463878747/16D0B01.mp4?ex=68ff0eee&is=68fdbd6e&hm=f0ac58936995a768576619f9a3eed4f8060b60899e9519edf51ca00e2a68d82a&

[wheat leaf]

i dont have the depth perception or the patience to deal with a neanderthal brained william that cant lift a spear higher than his nuts YET REFUSES TO FIGHT IN ANY MOTION OTHER THAN SAWING UNTIL HE HITS A LEG OR FOOT

ill just kill his shit, not even get a clip cause he pissed on that chance, and fight something better

[tough hollow]

did you try using ur eyeballs

[wheat leaf]

your mom's had them occupied

[azure mirage]

"BLA BLA BLA tarkov is unoptimized"

[tough hollow]

mom*

[azure mirage]

@mint ermine mosin you gotta see this

[wheat leaf]

no thatd imply she did have them occupied, but she does have them occupied

[quaint ingot]

how the fuck are you getting negative GPU usage

[azure mirage]

comtac 2s
Arena Champion helmet (4 head, 3 face)
Tagilla UBEY Mask (5 face)

[fierce wedge]

that'd*

[azure mirage]

and a Thor ic

Youre not dying with this

[azure mirage]

2 gpus

[tough hollow]

no it wouldnt

[tough hollow]

"has would"

[quaint ingot]

ah

[tough hollow]

but you used

"had would"

had is past tense

[shell bronze]

BLA BLA BLA this is half sword chat

[azure mirage]

halfsword takes inspiration of tarkov

hence you can talk about tarkoc

I talked about this with wonderbeast ur not winning this argument

[quaint ingot]

I’ve seen people talk about VPNs and VPSs

[wheat leaf]

yap yap yap scholar pick up the sword not the quill

[azure mirage]

what

[fierce wedge]

qiull*

[tough hollow]

whatever you say captain eyeballs

[wheat leaf]

i speak american, not wrong

[azure mirage]

it's quill

[fierce wedge]

no.

it isnt.

[tough hollow]

tis**

[azure mirage]

qiull does NOt exist

[azure mirage]

I'm going to murder toy

YOU

[fierce wedge]

denial

[azure mirage]

WYM DENIAL

[tough hollow]

you**

[wheat leaf]

its captain poop counter to you 👿

[quaint ingot]

Private networks that change your location on your device to help stop getting tracked

[fierce wedge]

halfsord? halfsok? orang wiliei? halfsowrd update 4

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-flinch-flinching-scared-gif-23478191

[azure mirage]

yeah I know what a vpn is

[azure mirage]

i just don't know why he started talking about that

[fierce wedge]

talking*

[azure mirage]

WHAT

[quaint ingot]

I can’t even remember why

[shell bronze]

whatever

[quaint ingot]

That’s the correct spelling

[fierce wedge]

thats*

[azure mirage]

doesn't even make sense anymore 😭

[shell bronze]

i'm going to sleep

[azure mirage]

goognight cluefull

[fierce wedge]

ma*

[shell bronze]

don't even wish me a goodnight after that bs

[azure mirage]

sleep well brosquito

[azure mirage]

WHAT???!

[shell bronze]

the rest of you gn and sleep well though 🔥🔥❤️

[quaint ingot]

Thats would be wrong I’m intending to shortening it to that’s as in that is

[wheat leaf]

gn deary <3

[azure mirage]

fucj u twan 😭

[fierce wedge]

im*

[shell bronze]

also congratulations on graduating from pink school @quaint ingot

[azure mirage]

😿

[tough hollow]

bros the mayor of frown town

[wheat leaf]

oh btw it was spoopy that gave me this name

[shell bronze]

only to those who slight me

[wheat leaf]

BESTOWED i mean

[tough hollow]

slight me

[quaint ingot]

what?

[azure mirage]

bros the president of frown town

[azure mirage]

ur red now

[fierce wedge]

foun*

[quaint ingot]

oh

[azure mirage]

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

[fierce wedge]

fin*

[quaint ingot]

I know he’s gonna spell check ya

[azure mirage]

im

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1431834969235525702/WE_HAVE_LIFTOFF_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[tough hollow]

why is the president of harmless town saying hes gonna kill people

[fierce wedge]

i*

[azure mirage]

im trve cvlt.... im not garmlezz.......

[fierce wedge]

im*

[tough hollow]

someone took a presidental flight to seizurevill

[quaint ingot]

you chose I but not ya

[azure mirage]

SEIZUREVILL

[warped apex]

I finally finished one of my comps huh

[fierce wedge]

you*

[wheat leaf]

straight bars

[warped apex]

it's only 400mb lone

[tough hollow]

deadass

[warped apex]

long*

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[fierce wedge]

lone*

[wheat leaf]

yknow what else is 400mb long

[tough hollow]

lets just say

my penits

[wheat leaf]

DOG

[azure mirage]

lets just say

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[azure mirage]

my megabits

[tough hollow]

my thang is all frank no sinatra

[warped apex]

How many poops per mega fart is my video gawtdawn it's still saving and it's a compressed version

[azure mirage]

who up franking their sinatra

[fierce wedge]

its*

[azure mirage]

i feel so brainrotted

[tough hollow]

straight meat whistle

[azure mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313604719947808902/1423409944341905498/Screenshot.gif

[wheat leaf]

she sin on my frank till i atra

[azure mirage]

yo

man in motorized wheelchair

[tough hollow]

bro isnt in the know :hearbreat

[warped apex]

It's done

it only took forever

[fierce wedge]

Ĉ*

[azure mirage]

er

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291042921344274575/1357943999188566116/togif.gif

[azure mirage]

д*

[fierce wedge]

No.

[quaint ingot]

That’s a letter

[wheat leaf]

you dishonor yourself by posting such nice work to the brainrotted few of this chat 😭

[azure mirage]

° д°

unturned

[fierce wedge]

That's a letter*

[azure mirage]

you dishonor yourself by posting such nice work to the brainrotted few of this chat 😭*

[quaint ingot]

You forgot to dumb it down

[fierce wedge]

no i didnt

[warped apex]

shall I retire to go eat cold stew from the fridge with my fingers

[azure mirage]

yup

[wheat leaf]

i usually eat it with my mouf but thats all you

[azure mirage]

LO

[tough hollow]

steel frying pan kill compliation

[wheat leaf]

lo?

low?

low taper?

LOW TAPER FADE?!?

[warped apex]

I need a rating lol, odd's are it'll flop lol

[fierce wedge]

it'll*

[tough hollow]

ballsack*

[warped apex]

I need another vase fog hit

one moment

[whole grove]

Any good techniques to get to the baron quickly?

[warped apex]

yes

[tough hollow]

yes

[warped apex]

are you talking about beating the gauntlet or

[whole grove]

Can ya tell me some?

[tough hollow]

no

[whole grove]

Gauntlet

[tough hollow]

thanos

[wheat leaf]

honestly its very good, the precise smooth movements overall shows your mastery of it

[warped apex]

Beat game with militia, No armor means better

[wheat leaf]

i sure hope that big word behind him spells hospital like i think it does

[warped apex]

get to militia and just never get hit until you're done with the gauntlet

[whole grove]

Oh sure I totally believe u

[tough hollow]

how we feelimng about my mastery

[tough hollow]

your opinion doenst matter because you use light mode

[quaint ingot]

yes it does

[warped apex]

I forgot there is skill difference

[whole grove]

Orrrr

[sage sphinx]

quick question that I am not sure if people here will know, but does it matter what gore setting you have selected for speedrunning?

[whole grove]

I have another idea

Mid

[wheat leaf]

nah i just meant the fpv, its all cheeks in 3rd

[warped apex]

Big weapon go bonk

[fierce wedge]

shhhhh

shhhhhh

for it is fact

[warped apex]

that's why I no play 3rd it look dooky

[whole grove]

I can set the npc damage lvl to pow

[quaint ingot]

I don’t think it’d matter anyways

[whole grove]

Low*

[tough hollow]

et npc damage to maxiumum

and urs damage to 0

[warped apex]

but who'd save you from the your thoughts keeping you up at night @whole grove

[wheat leaf]

nah bro trust, i ride motorcycle every day thats like step 1 of getting off the bike

[warped apex]

I'd be thinking about that while laying in bed

[whole grove]

Fr

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/prempdr-fc-mobile-fifa-gif-16778760554072111618

[whole grove]

😆😂😂

[wheat leaf]

btw i was kidding, that first parry was otherworldly smooth

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[wheat leaf]

downright butttery smooth

[whole grove]

I wouldn't have earned it if I did that tbh

[tough hollow]

tea pot

[fierce wedge]

what isifsiasfiagjtasgh ,g,agsaa.aaaa..aa.a.a.a,aaaa,

[wheat leaf]

put a suppressor on it like there isnt a visible gap between the cylinder and barrel lmao

[whole grove]

So can u tell me some tips (actually good ones)

[quaint ingot]

Oh it’s a special revolver the gap gets sealed when it shoots

[wheat leaf]

a webley?

[tough hollow]

you have to kablooy on the barron

with you

[quaint ingot]

Nagant

[tough hollow]

lets js say your penists

[wheat leaf]

NAGANT i knew i recognized it

i figured that was something else, knew they wouldnt put a supressor on for no reason

[whole grove]

ANY TIPSSSS???

[quaint ingot]

I’m not sure if any other revolvers do the same

[wheat leaf]

very select few

[wheat leaf]

on?

[tough hollow]

goopiing on the barron

[whole grove]

Actual ones*

[wheat leaf]

shieeeeet uhh basically he has a big but kinda ass stick so you wanna wait for him to flick that thing around and once he misses you rush in and stab for the groin, armpit, or back of the thigh

[whole grove]

Ok thx I'ma try it out

[whole grove]

Actual good tip right here

[quaint ingot]

Or bash his skull in like a caveman

[wheat leaf]

the head is only riskier cause hes taller yknow

[quaint ingot]

I never noticed he was taller

[whole grove]

Hmm

[wheat leaf]

otherwise id say cave his shit smoove in

[whole grove]

Lol

[tough hollow]

blast a hole in his chest with the pocket flintlock you smuggled into the arena

[quaint ingot]

I just bashed his skull in when I fought him

[whole grove]

Do u know some of the bigger radoms are taller than the others?

Random*

[wheat leaf]

see i do that but i had mine affixed to the axehead

hammer head in this case actually

[fierce wedge]

smo...the....a.a...........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,*

[wheat leaf]

you having a jammer?

[quaint ingot]

I’m gonna get some tea

[sage sphinx]

[tough hollow]

mine malfunctioned mid swing blasting my hammer at mach 65 into the enemys skull

[fierce wedge]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

[wheat leaf]

ohhhhh i see you use it to accelerate the hammer into the swing

clever

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-oh-no-gif-9853525264043945080

[tough hollow]

yes

[tough hollow]

me

[wheat leaf]

yes you pookie your a clever boy

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429351465360822303/image_2025-04-17_115558274.gif

[wheat leaf]

wdym im no good at halfsword, these hands beat willies all day long

[tough hollow]

my hands beat my willie all day long

not tha thard

[wheat leaf]

woahhhh YOUR willie

thats freaky now

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[quaint ingot]

Out of context that sounds bad

[tough hollow]

what can i say