halfsword-chat-⚔

[torn narwhal]

ew

[soft osprey]

There now we are even

[velvet halo]

THAZST IT

[torn narwhal]

miaou

[astral raven]

I’ve been having more fun playing early access early

[jolly gorge]

Hi

[barren vine]

or this

[dark folio]

Oh shit i messed it up

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1429710477105172520/kurt-angle-kurt-angle-stare.gif

[upbeat oasis]

lies

[torn narwhal]

ouaf ouaf

[velvet halo]

not lies

[astral raven]

No lie here

[upbeat oasis]

grr

[soft osprey]

You should probably throw that guy in the garbage for saying that

[upbeat oasis]

how do i get big early access

[dark folio]

Stabber my boy are you sure

[wheat leaf]

Yeah lowkey I could beat like 6 out of 7 of them with just thrusts

[torn narwhal]

@dark folio ouaf ouaf

[dark folio]

I'm not into that sorry

[azure mirage]

oh my go

[torn narwhal]

ouaf ouaf *je mange une chaussure

[jolly gorge]

Hi not into that sorry I'm svens, how are you?

[barren vine]

wish my girl would make me bark for her

[torn narwhal]

sorry i broke character

[dark folio]

I'm not roleplaying bro💔

[soft osprey]

???

[velvet halo]

yes

[upbeat oasis]

i seen a video

im scared

im scarred bro

[astral raven]

Show more leaks

[soft osprey]

Let’s not talk about that

[jolly gorge]

Hi not roleplaying bro💔 I'm svens, how are you

[upbeat oasis]

trust

[wheat leaf]

[torn narwhal]

you LITERALLY just violated the 3rd rule of improv

[azure mirage]

wtf is going on with this chat

[upbeat oasis]

ragebait -300/10

[azure mirage]

MOAI DO SOMETHIGN

[wheat leaf]

Anything but halfsword

[sage sphinx]

I did this and bro what it was like I was playing on nightmare mode compared to how it is now after doing this, thank you so much lol

[barren vine]

king shit

opinion on the new pfp

[azure mirage]

really good

[dark folio]

I LITERALLY do not give a fuck

[soft osprey]

By the power of moderation, I declare this behavior illegal

[azure mirage]

❤️

[azure mirage]

LOL

[torn narwhal]

well that's LITERALLY rude...

[wheat leaf]

By the powers infested in thee

[lapis marsh]

what the actual fuck is going on

[azure mirage]

frutiger teto

[wheat leaf]

Put me out of my majesty your misery

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842926177399865364/1115034908176437298/caption.gif

[lapis marsh]

i leave for five minutes

[azure mirage]

i don't wanna knwo

[lapis marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842926177399865364/1115034908176437298/caption.gif

[velvet halo]

guys i gotta poop brb

[dark folio]

well im LITERALLY not sorry

[wheat leaf]

And it’s exactly how you left it 15 min ago

[azure mirage]

we don need to know dat

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rahhhhhh-gif-27404668

[steady ice]

so is sixty seven banned as rot?

[azure mirage]

yea

[soft osprey]

I will time you out for a week if you tell us that again

[torn narwhal]

i am losing mine whole blasted wits.

[dark folio]

Good

[lapis marsh]

real

[jolly gorge]

I'll catch it 💕

[astral raven]

Oh nah

[soft osprey]

I hate it here

[steady ice]

ok good luck

[azure mirage]

i hate this server

[lapis marsh]

unban dees nuts jokes btw

[azure mirage]

so fucking much

[torn narwhal]

why are people so consistnetly gross on this server

can we just be normal

[wheat leaf]

Yaaa, mine skull ich squishy

[lapis marsh]

literally impossible

[azure mirage]

I DONT KNOW

[dark folio]

Ironic of you saying that

[lapis marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708937439955255357/809534331109376010/fries.gif

[torn narwhal]

i literally just said ouaf ouaf wtf do you mea

why are you so upset about ouaf ouaf

[azure mirage]

@torn narwhal what does cw mean in ur profile

[soft osprey]

If yall start arguing im gonna throw rocks

[azure mirage]

do u play combat warriors

[torn narwhal]

content warning

[azure mirage]

did I tell you I spent 820k robux in that game

[azure mirage]

UGH

[wheat leaf]

I haven’t seen this gif for a solid 6 years… maybe 7

[torn narwhal]

no it's an advisory for the artist link

[dark folio]

Young sheldon thats why

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[torn narwhal]

when the FUCK did ouaf ouaf come up in young sheldon

[upbeat oasis]

mr moderator ur a pickle

[azure mirage]

LOLOLOL

[wheat leaf]

YO WHERE TF YUNG SHELL DONE AT

[signal wedge]

Alright Zack you're done

[upbeat oasis]

NO NO NO

WAIT

WAIT PLEASEE

[azure mirage]

public execution

[upbeat oasis]

🙏

[signal wedge]

Nobody insults Easter apart from 90% of the server

[dark folio]

When sheldon threatened to cut missies cabbage patch kid

[soft osprey]

You will never recover from this

[torn narwhal]

she barked at him ???

[azure mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/execution-gif-24034353

[astral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squidward-fnaf-five-gif-24880204

[dark folio]

Maybe

[torn narwhal]

this sounds very real

[azure mirage]

he's not even sure

[wheat leaf]

The creativity is remarkable

[azure mirage]

dudes just saying shit 😭

[dark folio]

I'm bored af

[azure mirage]

on god

[dark folio]

Young sheldon is peak though

[mental kelp]

Play Half Sword

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/what-am-i-looking-at-cat-confused-gif-25251297

[azure mirage]

depends on eho toy asj

[wheat leaf]

This is what happens to a community when you blue ball them with content for a week straight and then say it’ll be around sometime in the future

[torn narwhal]

i feel myself sore crestfallen. mine heart acheth with sorrow. i am drawn unto tears. ouaf ouaf

[soft osprey]

You deserve it

[azure mirage]

i literally though tabout that like 20 seconds ago

[wheat leaf]

IM FESTERING IN MY SKULL

[azure mirage]

ummmm yup

[dark folio]

Whens the game getting unreleased

[wheat leaf]

But I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time tho so that’s good.

[azure mirage]

not in q4 I guess 😭?

[upbeat oasis]

whens the game getting delayed till 2026

[azure mirage]

in 2025

[wheat leaf]

In 2067

[azure mirage]

STOP JOJI

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[torn narwhal]

guys the game takes place in the 15th century are you stupid or something

[soft osprey]

I don’t know what this clip is I hope it’s good

[azure mirage]

is that you playing

[soft osprey]

Ha

[torn narwhal]

eh

[soft osprey]

No

[astral raven]

Game delayed till after gta 6

[torn narwhal]

i rate this video 1 scrumblo of 3

[soft osprey]

All my clips are stolen

[wheat leaf]

He’s spectating in multiplayer

[azure mirage]

i was about to say you were throwing good hands at him

i guess not

[mental kelp]

Moai doesn’t even play half sword 💔

[azure mirage]

sigh...

[dark folio]

Add oreos

[azure mirage]

I checked and I have 7 hours in the game

got the game 3 months ago btw

[torn narwhal]

oreos didn't exist in the 15th century. they'd have to add hydrox

[dark folio]

Same thing really

[soft osprey]

I don’t know what this is either

[soft osprey]

I haven’t in a minute

[azure mirage]

gulp

[torn narwhal]

what do you mean gulp

[azure mirage]

looks like you playing

[azure mirage]

i got hungry

[soft osprey]

Ive never recorded a clip, this is someone else i guess just beating the boss to death

[azure mirage]

ah

[torn narwhal]

govern thy consumption ere it consumeth thee

[rotund lotus]

cant drive if your leg is infront

instead just dump them over your knee atp

[azure mirage]

umm

yup

[dark folio]

Add peter griffin and stewart

[azure mirage]

stewart

[torn narwhal]

stewart

[dark folio]

Yes

[wheat leaf]

the rare one legged T-bag

[azure mirage]

why did you say Stewie so formal

[soft osprey]

Oh god Nevermind

[azure mirage]

LOL

i sfreenrecorded it

[torn narwhal]

@soft osprey reporting you for rule violation

[azure mirage]

I'm making a ticket rn

[torn narwhal]

fucked up

[wheat leaf]

OH BUT WHEN I DO IT IN PUBLIC-

[dark folio]

I just like saying stewart

[azure mirage]

that's enugh

[soft osprey]

Anyone who saw that is getting banned

[azure mirage]

oh man what happened I missed it

[torn narwhal]

i didnt see anything im blind in both eyes

[lapis marsh]

oh thank god

[wheat leaf]

dw im already applying superglue to my eyes

[lapis marsh]

what was it

[azure mirage]

yeah what was it moai

[wheat leaf]

he missed one strike in the combo thats all

[soft osprey]

Just some willie being sillie

[wheat leaf]

had to delete it before anyone thought he's whiffed a swing

[torn narwhal]

i like stabbing people with knives

[azure mirage]

why is he so

[torn narwhal]

i like the way they scream

[wheat leaf]

he needs to chill the fuck out

ts boutta put me in fight or flight

[soft osprey]

Ha

I love this one

[dark folio]

Christopher griffin would also be nice along side megatron

[azure mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

baron was crawling up to me and I didn't know what to do so I kicked his head and cracked his head by accident

[azure mirage]

this is horrivle

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[soft osprey]

How about that one huh

Look at that

[signal wedge]

LICKY LICKY

[azure mirage]

I'm not looking at that moai 😭

[wheat leaf]

you will be accountable for your actions one day

[dark folio]

@mild yarrow add this to the hard drive

[lapis marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842926177399865364/1115034908176437298/caption.gif

mods ban him

[shell bronze]

do not insult my kin

[lapis marsh]

your 'kin' is thirstposting feetpics

[signal wedge]

you got a problem goofball

[shell bronze]

what's wrong with showing willie appreciation

[azure mirage]

I'm insulting your kin

[signal wedge]

take it up with the mods

OH WAIT

[lapis marsh]

yes i do actually

[jolly gorge]

When are we getting He Man

[shell bronze]

mod team protect each other

[azure mirage]

LOL

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-flips-off-camera-gif-10373591999566497745

[wheat leaf]

there is a VERY fine line-

[shell bronze]

fuck checks and balances this is mutually assured abuse

🔥🔥🔥

[shell bronze]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH SHOWING WILLIE APPRECIATION WITH VANILLA WILLIE PICS FROM GAME

[dark folio]

Still laughing at this

[wheat leaf]

and this mf is treating that line like a fucking bull whip

[azure mirage]

@soft osprey would u ever want a Wikipedia post of yourself

[shell bronze]

LET HIM DO HIS THING.

[soft osprey]

Im just tryna live my life

[wheat leaf]

your lucky i cant find a clip of me really appreciating willie

[soft osprey]

The only way I know how

[azure mirage]

i really don't want to see it

[azure mirage]

that doesn't answer my question

[soft osprey]

I think I deserve it

[azure mirage]

bet

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-explosion-wheelchair-gif-12024982760642849298

this server is so ass

[soft osprey]

J O J I L O C K W O O D!!!

[dark folio]

This server is so grapefruit

[shell bronze]

coming from a fraud

you have no speaking rights

this is a great fair and friendly server

nothing ever happens

[azure mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-look-at-that-soldier-game-play-gif-16841286

[wheat leaf]

you mad you aint NEVA had no quality time with will

[azure mirage]

oh my god they're making willies

[soft osprey]

This is very sweet

[azure mirage]

how bored one must be

[wheat leaf]

it was unintentional

yknow how love goes

[shell bronze]

how cute

[azure mirage]

lol

[soft osprey]

Look, I found an old picture of you

[wheat leaf]

sometimes you just trip over each other and fall head over heels into each others arms

[silent stag]

embarrasing performance

[wheat leaf]

are you fighting on the surface of venus?

wtf is goin on

[silent stag]

the classic step on weapon

[jolly gorge]

Thanks

[silent stag]

I'm on hell

[shell bronze]

borderlands looking ass

[wheat leaf]

I WAS GONNA SAY

willie think he a vault hunter shaking my smh

[soft osprey]

Im surprised you didn’t get cut in half when you picked it up

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[jolly gorge]

Helmet flail when

[wheat leaf]

just gives me something to hold onto

[silent stag]

they should add goofy medieval stuff too

[jolly gorge]

We're all trying to find something to hold onto... 😔 ✊

[velvet halo]

sorry guys i didint poop i got distracted play hs

ing

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206076082365931541/1431455056737075245/download.gif

[velvet halo]

ima poop now

[wheat leaf]

staff werent yall gonna send him to the principles office for that or smth

[velvet halo]

no pls

not

[wheat leaf]

spunchbop skidpants out here defecating bro

and admins are nowhere to be found

[lapis marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1138525588529877183/RDT_20230330_2300522091772965139839854.gif

[azure mirage]

twin

[mild yarrow]

🤤

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-tussiniiduk32-gif-27701794

[mild yarrow]

No

[soft osprey]

I told you I’d time you out

For a week

But that’s unreasonable so

An hour

Or 6

Or 24

[azure mirage]

48

[soft osprey]

Maybe 72

[azure mirage]

96 sounds reasonable right

[willow rampart]

What he do

[jolly gorge]

168 hours is a good compromise

[azure mirage]

yeah

[jolly gorge]

actually make that 169, daylight savings and all

[soft osprey]

Talk about his bowel movements one too many times

Well. More than one too many

[wheat leaf]

Twice

[azure mirage]

three too many

[signal wedge]

bros been counting

[wheat leaf]

Staff sure ain’t

Yall need a numbers guy

[signal wedge]

True

[wheat leaf]

Someone who pays attention

[azure mirage]

are you an accountant

[wheat leaf]

FUCK

[soft osprey]

Would you like a job

[signal wedge]

name fits the job

[azure mirage]

yeah

[wheat leaf]

it appears I’m hired 😭

[azure mirage]

LOL

[signal wedge]

you know what to do

[azure mirage]

well well well

[wheat leaf]

Yall asked for it c there will be ramifications beyond your momentary realization

[signal wedge]

or should I say you know what to do do

[azure mirage]

stop it

[soft osprey]

Ha

Haha

Hahahahahaha

[signal wedge]

you are dirt under my heel

[wheat leaf]

DAMN

[soft osprey]

Moderator supremacy

[azure mirage]

under a foot 🤤

[signal wedge]

I regret everything

[soft osprey]

You get it

[azure mirage]

I'm crying

[wheat leaf]

‘The moderators work for the community’ yeah right

[soft osprey]

Coward

[soft osprey]

The community works for us

[barren vine]

grinding on the barons pole 😵‍💫

[wheat leaf]

[willow rampart]

They do when i post THIS

[signal wedge]

insane

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[barren vine]

he did not enjoy it

[astral raven]

Gus there’s a update , go check announcements now

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/gullible-cat-gif-10045432096842980672

[humble iris]

bam

[silent stag]

https://streamable.com/skvqgi

a painful duel

[humble iris]

streamable

[silent stag]

it was too heavy to be posted directly

[humble iris]

oh

oh its 1 minute long

yeah that makes sense

1 more clip until i have 200 clips....

[silent stag]

tier 3 boss greatsword or short halberd?

[astral raven]

Halberd longer reach

More blunt damage too

[silent stag]

are you sure? 🤔

[fierce wedge]

are you in super duper hell or something?

[humble iris]

yes he is

[silent stag]

yes

[astral raven]

Oh your boss had the super long one

I guess sword until you find a better spear or polarm

[silent stag]

alright

[astral raven]

The bill hook is crazy good

[silent stag]

won but at what cost

mf cut my ankle

[dark folio]

Whys your game so

[silent stag]

so what 🤔

[barren vine]

SO RETRO!!!!!!

seriously tho why is there like 200 triangles in this whole image

[silent stag]

idk I just like to mess up my game with reshade

[barren vine]

how to get ts

[silent stag]

reshade.me

https://reshade.me/

and the preset is made by me

[exotic parcel]

Was this shot in Mountain dew?

[silent stag]

mountain dew in super duper hell eternal suffering eye torture

[dark folio]

Increase the contrast trust me

[humble iris]

two hundred cli ps

[silent stag]

it looks more cursed now

[dark folio]

Good

[dark folio]

Add noise

[shell bronze]

ps2 lookin ass

teltale games

[barren vine]

i assume halfswordUE5.exe right

[shell bronze]

two hundred? good gracious!

[silent stag]

yes

[shell bronze]

(don't look up the videos i send)

[humble iris]

runescape

[dark folio]

More

[humble iris]

50000 clips at your disposal

[dark folio]

Good

[shell bronze]

that's right

i am premiere #1 half swords strongest fan

[silent stag]

now the abyss is just pure hell

[humble iris]

truly

[silent stag]

forgot to pause my game :c

[wheat leaf]

the radiation has reduced him to pulp

[naive holly]

By posting this im risking getting flamed by clueless but idc shit is hilarious

[willow rampart]

Imagine not being in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[wheat leaf]

like 9/10 attempts to do a quickdraw

[silent stag]

all that just to get folded by a side character

[naive holly]

Thats the worst its ever thuned out for me 😭 the npc is the main character and the one who got the clip

Bro CLIPPED MEEE

[naive holly]

Nahnah he the protagonist obv

He earned that

[dark folio]

Good

[wheat leaf]

ive lost a misfortunate amount of hands trying that technique

[silent stag]

you can see the evil in his eyes

[wheat leaf]

i can see the oxygen deprivation he looks like hes about to cry from the gas exposure

[silent stag]

that too

[naive holly]

Its payback for this

[silent stag]

is bro ok

[azure mirage]

you need a Geiger

[wheat leaf]

willie cant change expressions but youve made him look like hes been holding his breath for 3 minutes

[humble iris]

pure radiation

[dark folio]

Decrease brightness

[wheat leaf]

maybe he's already dead and still standing, the color drained from his eyes

like are you taking these pictures from a swamp in fallout?

[silent stag]

idk

[silent stag]

I have one where he looks happy

wait

[humble iris]

stab

[silent stag]

old ass screenshot but here he is

smiling

while torturing me

[wheat leaf]

stab

[wheat leaf]

he got that lil smirk

[humble iris]

stab

[wheat leaf]

stab stab stab

[humble iris]

we love stab

[wheat leaf]

3 stabs in that moment also, 1 leg, 1 arm, 1 neck

i could stab willies all day long its fun

isnt as flashy for clips tho unfortunately

[silent stag]

which is better @dark folio 1 is default brightness, 2 is medium and 3 is minimum

[humble iris]

to be flashy you must parry...

[azure mirage]

1

[wheat leaf]

to be flashy you gotta flail around and kick his shit in

[astral raven]

It is flashy if you catch them at the perfect moment

[barren vine]

okay

[dark folio]

3

[humble iris]

parry the losers....

[azure mirage]

oh lord

[humble iris]

ignore the repost miss

that was intentional

[silent stag]

choose your path

stupid overdone bullshit like the stuff I do

or

small post processing with the intention to make the game look realistic/better

[naive holly]

Did you see this from yesterday im insanely proud of it. From one stabbing enthusiast to another

Both hands 😎

[wheat leaf]

very nice

[silent stag]

I also do stuff like this sometimes

[naive holly]

Cursed ass emoji 😭😭😭

[wheat leaf]

this rapier is mad difficult to stab with but still a double disarm

[naive holly]

Yeah we fuck w that

The lil flourish lol

[naive holly]

Id say that counts as disarm wbu

[barren vine]

half sword but its a text based adventure game

[silent stag]

try beating the game like that

[barren vine]

no?

[mental kelp]

This is what I imagine it must look like for people that are confused about how to get into abyss or how to get into free mode, etc.

[silent stag]

it'll be fun

[night tangle]

is it normal if there are alogt of willies

[shell bronze]

if he drops the weapon it's a disarm

[night tangle]

and i am starting to lsg

[barren vine]

half sword but i've got a 400 p monitor

[humble iris]

glory to rapiers

[barren vine]

half sword but im in heavon

[wheat leaf]

chat which kinda clip is more pleasing for stabs;

combo'd stabs with all points
greater manipulation of the enemies weapon before stabbing
or first hit honcho

[shell bronze]

i prefer this kind of stab

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427574020248698920/3C66D31.MP4?ex=68fe84a9&is=68fd3329&hm=2f1fc16b04db4296e74dc32a63f5ef89dbc67aed8b5e5ccc22dc5e6aabb6b322&

[boreal path]

it wont let me watch 2 but that's my favorite kind of thing

[barren vine]

awww game crashec

[naive holly]

Won't let me watch 3 wtf lol

[wheat leaf]

aw man

not my craziest clips just 3 examples, i got hella more

[boreal path]

weapon manipulation is the best part of hema

embrace it

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[wheat leaf]

its tough cause i want clips with no damage but i wanna do poleaxe grappling

[onyx forum]

mfw when i hit a bloke with a polearm so badly on the back the game crashes on gentle

[wheat leaf]

but doing that is such a high chance of getting those tiny taps and bumps that randomly bleed or dismember

[barren vine]

yeah yeah i get it

[silent stag]

The switch up is crazy

[wheat leaf]

this kinda stab?

[shy fossil]

Just pulled off a one-handed longsword stab

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood

completely

[shell bronze]

the fun stab

[humble iris]

i do that alot with small fast weapons lmao

they never register fast enough to counter it

[shell bronze]

(put that poleaxe down when you fight your fellow soldiers.)

[azure mirage]

---> completely <---

[silent stag]

I meant the rapier switch up

Yesterday you were shitting on rapiers

[onyx forum]

gentle is completely off though...

[silent stag]

[azure mirage]

is it

[humble iris]

oh

i was not shitting on rapiers

what

[azure mirage]

can you fact check this @quartz totem

we need someone to fact check that

[silent stag]

I must've mistaken you for someone else ig mb

[wheat leaf]

elaborate

[humble iris]

it was that one mod i think

[azure mirage]

put your poleaxe down when you dight your own soldiers

[humble iris]

because of that longsword v rapier debate

[shell bronze]

poleaxe is for veterans and higher only

[humble iris]

i love rapiers!!!

[shell bronze]

it was me i was shitting on rapiers

[silent stag]

Sam does longsword ofc he likes it more

[shell bronze]

wsg

[silent stag]

[azure mirage]

Sam is crazy

hes scared to triple draft with me

[wheat leaf]

cant hear you, the sound of my poleaxe spinning is too loud

[onyx forum]

if we got a fencer stance for rapiers or what not then i would use it often when half sword releases

[silent stag]

Theyre not going to add those fencing styles

[hot geyser]

i wish they would

[silent stag]

Hell they wont even add rapiers

[humble iris]

😱

[silent stag]

Rapiers are cool and fancy

[humble iris]

elegant

[silent stag]

and gay

[humble iris]

no they arent...

😡

[silent stag]

Elegant = gay

[wheat leaf]

they kinda got zesty vibes..

[shell bronze]

why you need all that reach

[wheat leaf]

you dont imagine a big burley masculine guy weilding a rapier

[shell bronze]

and that fruity azz handguard too

like ok bro

[humble iris]

fruity handguard

ok pal..

[mental kelp]

Trve

[wheat leaf]

oohhh im a little scholar, i need my hands to write letters and numbers pick up the axe lil bro

[inner raven]

Wagwan piff tings

[silent stag]

And many are thrust focused, they want it deeper

[humble iris]

destroyed

[silent stag]

😨

[inner raven]

Ew. FPP

[humble iris]

im just too good for third person

🥱

[inner raven]

🧢

[humble iris]

not cap

[inner raven]

I call lies

[silent stag]

Fpp needs more fov

[wheat leaf]

first person is better for guarding attacks

[inner raven]

No. Just no FPP. TPP only

[silent stag]

I think the camera is not even on the eyes

[silent stag]

Why no fpp

Fpp looks more brutal than tpp

[inner raven]

I do not like it

[wheat leaf]

you fr gonna look willy in the eye while he holds your head and tell him you dont like it?

[silent stag]

How many tries did this take

[wheat leaf]

zero it was unintentional

thats the enemy grabbing my cranium

[silent stag]

Also why dles he look so innocent

Like that one baby who ate his dad's camera

[wheat leaf]

idek if he wanted to fight

this the full clip of it

[silent stag]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-eating-camera-you-died-baby-eating-camera-dark-souls-dead-gif-gif-20362239

[silent stag]

I hate that hilt

[wheat leaf]

i love the cross.. the 'cup' is odd xD

[humble iris]

video wont even play for me

[silent stag]

It's reversed for some reason

[humble iris]

cant see the hilt...

[silent stag]

It's a reversed cup hilt

[humble iris]

the hollow part points up?

[wheat leaf]

no im pret sure its a squished sphere, its just a solid blob

[humble iris]

oh now its playing

[wheat leaf]

maybe its an actual cup i havent rlly checked lol

[dull iron]

say again that the rapiers are gay

[humble iris]

oh its literally just a circle

[silent stag]

It looks bad..

[humble iris]

agre...

[wheat leaf]

rapiers have similar attributes to elton john

[signal wedge]

What is that? If that's a rapier its the hand guard

[wheat leaf]

like i say the blade, cross, and handle are fine. just that blob is odd

[silent stag]

Rapiers are used for sword fighting

[dull iron]

like what?

[dull iron]

yes

[silent stag]

You agreed

Haha

[wheat leaf]

you wouldnt get it

[azure mirage]

r lol

[mental kelp]

They both wear glasses

[humble iris]

its the hanguard (duh!!!)

supposed to a cup hilt i guess

[wheat leaf]

you dont know elton john like i know elton john

[dull iron]

and sword fighting is the most hetero sport you can do

[silent stag]

Literally clashing your sword with the opponent's

[dull iron]

i know he is gay i didn't knew you were one of his lovers

[silent stag]

That's gay asf bro..

[wheat leaf]

you ever seen badminton?

[dull iron]

a metal sword

[wheat leaf]

NEVER HEARD OF CRICKET DUDE?

ts tough as hell

[humble iris]

cricket 🙏

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[humble iris]

what is this

the UK?

[azure mirage]

grappling

[humble iris]

ireland?

[signal wedge]

It's meant to protect your fingers

[silent stag]

Yeah it doesnt look like that in the mod

[humble iris]

i know what it is 😭

what are you saying again

[signal wedge]

No you don't

[humble iris]

Yes

[silent stag]

Gay af

[wheat leaf]

very effective at glancing their blade off into your wrist or heart or smth

[signal wedge]

Nah

[dull iron]

in my country we say "el q hambre tiene en pan piensa" (He who is hungry thinks of bread)

[wheat leaf]

ANYWHERE BUT THE FINGERS headahh ok lil literate 15th century monastary boy

[humble iris]

that is not hitting your wrist!

[signal wedge]

Also it has a crossguard

[slender hull]

If you move the blood slider to the left, do you bleed to death slower?

[humble iris]

no

[dull iron]

isn't something like judo you maintain some distance with the opponent

[silent stag]

The very straight hetero macho romans and greeks used shields for a reason so they didnt have to do the gay act of clashing your sword with the enemy's

[wheat leaf]

the crossguard only covers 12 and 6 o'clock

[signal wedge]

Unless you rotate your wrist and arm

[humble iris]

your wrist is never gonna get hit

[signal wedge]

Or change your grip

[humble iris]

your wrist is like

constantly moving

[wheat leaf]

in that case it covers what, 4 and 8?

[signal wedge]

So is the crossguard

[wheat leaf]

ill just attack 6 and 7

[dull iron]

and the Doppelsöldner?

[hallow violet]

6 7 haha

[humble iris]

and what are you gonna do if they move and intercept your blade

[dull iron]

he used a big sword

[wheat leaf]

generational buildup on these miserable jokes

[humble iris]

oh

that was a joke

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[silent stag]

Bro is not getting the sarcasm..

[wheat leaf]

i think im the joke after that one

[hallow violet]

how can i update my game

[signal wedge]

I mean look at what we have in terms of manuscripts

[dull iron]

yes i know

[hallow violet]

its stuck in one of the earliest versions

[humble iris]

i cant read

[dull iron]

i was going to show you my harem (it's going at 20fps)

[silent stag]

Knew bro had something suspicious

[velvet halo]

guys im back

[wheat leaf]

spinachbob!

[dull iron]

no

[steep wharf]

I'm digging in Willie with pitch fork

[velvet halo]

@ivory hamlet

[wheat leaf]

aint even the right one 😭

[humble iris]

me when i ping random people

[signal wedge]

do you need help

[velvet halo]

yes

[signal wedge]

with

[velvet halo]

the game

im so bad

i have 70 hours but

bu

[humble iris]

you have to be good at the game

[velvet halo]

but
\

[humble iris]

then you get to be good

only then will you be good

[velvet halo]

your my new coach

[silent stag]

Pro tips to get good at half sword:

Get a decent mouse

Get a decent pc

[humble iris]

30 reps of being good

now

[silent stag]

And then idk

[velvet halo]

1

2

3

4

5

[signal wedge]

god please don't

[velvet halo]

6

[velvet halo]

7

8

[signal wedge]

for fucks sake

[velvet halo]

9

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/that-one-friend-who-doesnt-like-anything-gif-16745828165917532030

[velvet halo]

10

[signal wedge]

if you get to 15 I'm timing your ass out

[velvet halo]

11

12

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842926177399865364/1115034908176437298/caption.gif

[silent stag]

Grumpy ass mod

[velvet halo]

13

14

14.1

[humble iris]

i claim no responsibility for this

[velvet halo]

14.2

14.3

[dull iron]

14.4

[wheat leaf]

mf mad he cant count that high

DONT COUNT TO 15

[azure mirage]

give him another timeout

[velvet halo]

WAIT

WIAT

IM SORRy

[silent stag]

Dementia got bro

[azure mirage]

I'm calling moai

[velvet halo]

i WONT DO ANYMORE COUNT PLS

PLKS

[velvet halo]

IM SORRY

[silent stag]

1

[humble iris]

Stabber
15

stabber whyd you count to 15

[velvet halo]

ILL BE GOOD

[signal wedge]

I HATE ALL OF YOU

[humble iris]

what the hell man

[velvet halo]

i didnt

[azure mirage]

6 hour slowmode

[velvet halo]

i got to 14.5

[signal wedge]

True

[dull iron]

can i count to 2?

[humble iris]

whats this

[signal wedge]

yeah

[silent stag]

14.6

[humble iris]

ok i cropped terribly

[dull iron]

1

[humble iris]

amazing

[silent stag]

14.7

[dull iron]

1.1

1.1111111111

[silent stag]

14.8

[signal wedge]

Istg

[dull iron]

1.111111112

[silent stag]

14.9

[wheat leaf]

the proofs in the pudding headahh

[dull iron]

1.111111113

[silent stag]

15!!!

[azure mirage]

smartest halfcordians

[signal wedge]

Your grandchildren will speak of this timeout

[wheat leaf]

6?!

[dull iron]

1.111111114

[wheat leaf]

7????

[dull iron]

1.111111115

1.111111116

1.111111117

[mental kelp]

Half Sword only in this chat

[azure mirage]

timeout this man

[velvet halo]

rip

theses bad kids

could never be me

[wheat leaf]

cant believe mf is counting in 1/100,000th's

[silent stag]

Ban them atp

[dull iron]

sorry @signal wedge

[azure mirage]

us 😭?????

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/did-unc-snap-unc-snap-pluggnb-pluggn-raper-gif-10567216136899552110

[silent stag]

No only you and the other people

Not me

[signal wedge]

don't you have a job to do

[wheat leaf]

mf im counting shit not counting to 15

i got better shit to count

[azure mirage]

what if there's 15 poops

[silent stag]

1 2 3 4 5

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230547404688723988/1298462949492396115/reaction_1.gif

[silent stag]

6 7 8 9 10

[velvet halo]

@humble iris cana you tell me what i am doing worng and what should i do

[azure mirage]

6 7

[silent stag]

11 12 13 14 15

[humble iris]

yoink

[signal wedge]

Yeah see this is fine because its not spam

[shell bronze]

wanted to tell you something about this one

[silent stag]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[azure mirage]

gulp

[humble iris]

so like

[azure mirage]

but nothing ever happens

[humble iris]

dont get stabbed

dont get hit

then boom

[shell bronze]

it's not the content of the reel

[humble iris]

pro player

ultra pro

[velvet halo]

how can i

[shell bronze]

i explain in dm

[humble iris]

ok first of all

[azure mirage]

okay

[humble iris]

slow down

[wheat leaf]

🤤

[velvet halo]

what can i do to not get hit

[humble iris]

your running and dodging

[humble iris]

your not giving yourself time to react by holding down shift and moving frantically

[velvet halo]

wdym

[humble iris]

your all over the place

[velvet halo]

just slow down

[humble iris]

yes

[velvet halo]

cuz im crazy

[humble iris]

yes

[velvet halo]

AHHAHAHH
HAHA
haHHAH

[jolly gorge]

Bauta drive through warsaw

[signal wedge]

very cool

[silent stag]

Bro's pfp

[jolly gorge]

U like?

[azure mirage]

i hate everything and everyone in this server

[signal wedge]

If you post the image istg

[azure mirage]

LOL

[velvet halo]

@humble iris what about here

[silent stag]

How is that delicious gorgeous amazing beautiful lady called

[jolly gorge]

I'm driving from latvia to nl by car, I got like 12 or 13h left

[humble iris]

thats not very nice

respect for all!!!

[signal wedge]

You need to be punished

[azure mirage]

mo

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-eat-the-salt-inside-the-pretzels-bag-pretzels-bag-salt-salt-pretzels-salt-inside-pretzels-bag-gif-22602652

[silent stag]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-067-67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-gif-13940852437921483111

[azure mirage]

LOL

[humble iris]

😰

[signal wedge]

You fuck

[wheat leaf]

oh word i thought that was a dude

[silent stag]

Hahahaha

[humble iris]

let go of shift every now and then

[jolly gorge]

That's not a good word

[humble iris]

only use shift when your going to dodge

[velvet halo]

but

[azure mirage]

it's flood

[velvet halo]

the guy

[azure mirage]

timeout this guy

[velvet halo]

said to hold shift

[silent stag]

Grumpy unc

[humble iris]

who

[azure mirage]

and stabber too he deserves it

[velvet halo]

NO WHY

[jolly gorge]

I said gg 5 times

[azure mirage]

LOL

[silent stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939576094653288458/1294472829684940821/ANONITROGIFANONNITRO.gif

[azure mirage]

u should get banned for this lowkey

[jolly gorge]

I diddnt even say anything bad

[dull iron]

i think i need help

[jolly gorge]

You monkey

[velvet halo]

@humble iris what about here is this better

[azure mirage]

aint that a lil racist

[humble iris]

im sending an example

[dull iron]

80000 caracters

[humble iris]

hold on

[jolly gorge]

Pooper looser smelly pants

[humble iris]

its sending

@velvet halo

[velvet halo]

bruh i can react that fast

[humble iris]

but you see how im planted

[silent stag]

Wouldnt you be the racist one since you're assuming "monkey" refers to a certain race?🤔

[wheat leaf]

be mindful of when to stop swinging, itll make you look classier when you get a feel for it

[humble iris]

im not running all over the place

[velvet halo]

is 800 dpi 20 senstivy good

[velvet halo]

yes

[wheat leaf]

thats what i run lowkey

[azure mirage]

what are you even talking abou

[humble iris]

thats how it should be

when trying to parry

relax and watch what your opponent is doing

[silent stag]

He didnt mention race at any point vro

[jolly gorge]

Everytime I play half sword, all I do is spam swinging and I hope for the best

[humble iris]

read your opponent, where are their hands and what is their stance

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430787048264040569/23E9401.MP4?ex=68fe5787&is=68fd0607&hm=fd5105c240fa895e03564ac9943d7bcbce7bae32531ba19de95e31aa4a13552b&

[azure mirage]

yeah of course he didn't

[shell bronze]

stabber training arc to become hs7

[azure mirage]

the primavera 2023 race was buns

one made in qatar

[humble iris]

yes

i am training him

i will make him hs7 material

[wheat leaf]

i believe in him

[jolly gorge]

Wait there is multilayer?

[wheat leaf]

yes

[silent stag]

Who is he going to replace

[jolly gorge]

Cool

[silent stag]

Yes there are multiple layers of willie

[shell bronze]

with his current niche he's contending against me, john longsword, and fizzle

[dull iron]

primavera?

[jolly gorge]

Willy

Hahha

Get it

Cuz lije

[azure mirage]

what about it

[jolly gorge]

Like

Willy

[naive holly]

Thats his name mayne

[jolly gorge]

Hahah

[dull iron]

that isn't an english word

[silent stag]

Bro's hungry

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430079629192069130/55F5681.MP4?ex=68fe67b1&is=68fd1631&hm=ad1647b8bfd71e416a5ebd020a4925b362eda04458b0fee5a76dc47cf1f64a77&

[jolly gorge]

I am kinda hungry

[shell bronze]

imo the safest niche is john halfsword's and militus

[azure mirage]

ARE YOU

do u know

other languages exist

[silent stag]

Stop

[azure mirage]

my beautiful and great friend

omgf im pissed now @shell bronze

[shell bronze]

why

[azure mirage]

i need to change my instagram pfp

u saw everything

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[jolly gorge]

Me?

[shell bronze]

tf

[naive holly]

How you gonna come for me then change your pfp like 8 times in 3 days

[dull iron]

yeah i think so, i only speak english english,english-spanish and english-german

[wheat leaf]

least safe is realistic gameplay, mf's will always be making comments and critiques on it

[dull iron]

is all the same no?

[shell bronze]

john longsword cooked

[azure mirage]

what the fuck are you talking about

[wheat leaf]

sword halfjohn is crazy tho

[velvet halo]

@humble iris how about not

sensai

[azure mirage]

primavera is spanish

[shell bronze]

sensai is crazy

[dull iron]

i know but didn't say in the rules that the chat is only english?

[wheat leaf]

call him sensual its the full word for sensai

[tender quest]

wym?

[azure mirage]

saying 1 word doesn't break rules mate

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430080126518824980/5284EC1.MP4?ex=68fe6827&is=68fd16a7&hm=dcd49300b4893b6a9d701c5bc357481ec066540735467231370fd4328a07ee85&

[azure mirage]

it's liek whenever i say "hola" i dont get a 24h timeout

[naive holly]

THIS G

[shell bronze]

you're virtually untouchable in your discipline

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/im-sorry-little-one-im-sorry-sorry-thanos-gif-22851713

[azure mirage]

sunday

i changed my pfp how many times

[shell bronze]

no one greatswords that much

[azure mirage]

liek 3?

[wheat leaf]

can we get a 24h timeout for the gag

[azure mirage]

this past month

server profile tho

[dull iron]

but writing 1000 caracters from 1 to 2 yes?

[azure mirage]

not main oprofile

i change my main profile way too much its unhealthy

same with instagram

but im matching in instragram rn

so i might not change it for a bit

but i might

idk

[azure mirage]

that's spamming

[tender quest]

can hope someone will take up the challenge

[shell bronze]

my instagram been the same since the account was made

[velvet halo]

@humble iris SENSAI LOOK

[azure mirage]

really?

[dull iron]

what means "primavera"? i know is a station of the year but what's the word in english?

[shell bronze]

maybe when they rebalance greatsword handling

[azure mirage]

i know you had ur pfp since 2021

[sleek gull]

Willie taking over the sound track of Half Sword

https://youtube.com/shorts/3Q2o5Lklwiw?si=xi03VZYyx1SdrBMw

[shell bronze]

i made it so i can delete my cosplay account

[azure mirage]

ah

[shell bronze]

and it's been like that since then

[humble iris]

your clips randomly stop at a random section

[azure mirage]

cosplay account

?!

[dull iron]

cosplay?

[azure mirage]

oooh i remember

[humble iris]

give me a second

[azure mirage]

yeah

[shell bronze]

yeah i was very active in the FL cosplay scene

then drama

got sick of the "community"

[azure mirage]

that last cosplay was so good, still pissed that you lost to a baby

[sleek gull]

Every Damn Time

[shell bronze]

i'm cosplaying another honkai character soon

[naive holly]

Clueless lore happening rn

[humble iris]

yes yes good

[azure mirage]

oh fuck yeah

show wheneer u do it

[humble iris]

you saw his blade went down and you reacted by predicting a strike from there