halfsword-chat-⚔

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1428357296127475753/EbFgyMBi.gif

[polar hemlock]

we call those misses, feints. my good sir

[torn narwhal]

not what a feint is

[polar hemlock]

*i know8

[torn narwhal]

i knwo you know

im doing an improv

[vital perch]

what

[torn narwhal]

you're supposed to yes and

come on ham up the bit

do a comedy

[polar hemlock]

see im autistic so beat me with a pan

[torn narwhal]

see im also autistic

[vital perch]

comedy

h

a

[torn narwhal]

i mean honestly

i'd be more shocked if peopel weren't autistic in the 15th century combat sim server

[vital perch]

all of us are special

[torn narwhal]

i was playing this game in a server im in and somebody started watching my stream and just said "this game should function as an autism diagnosis"

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430086570609737768/22A1B01.MP4?ex=68fdc568&is=68fc73e8&hm=b492fee699590c976c6e1eda084fe052fd7a2357d7c187cb8c12591c12701663&

[vital perch]

hey want to upvote a suggestion of mine

[shell bronze]

what

[vital perch]

#1431637268673597590 message

[viral oxide]

this just popped up in my mind but wouldnt it be sick if headbutting would be in the game? imagine the combos you could hit with it

[vital perch]

it is somewhat possible

[viral oxide]

i mean you could knock urself out t

too, but its a risk you could take

and honestly it would be kinda realistic, i mean kicking is also good, but i dont think medieval ppl just kicked and threw punches yk? if they did get close enough they wouldve thought of headbutting too yk?

[fierce umbra]

its pretty possible

even without halfsword enchancer or whatever

just look down and run at them head first at the start of the round

[uneven galleon]

is the new mode out

the one where you fight on a bridge

[viral oxide]

well that could work aswell, but i thought more of a mechanic tbh

[viral oxide]

nah

[uneven galleon]

😭

[fierce umbra]

i dont think early access is out either

didnt the devs say that we wont get any updates

[gloomy lance]

wouldn't ita b

wouldn't it be cool if the devs didn't fix the wrestling glitch back then

the one where you could throw a willie over your head without issue

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[viral oxide]

you could?

[gloomy lance]

yea

[viral oxide]

how so

[gloomy lance]

there were videos

search it up

there used to be tutorials

i think its patched

[viral oxide]

ah

thats sad

imagine you could wrestle in halfsword

would be pretty funny

[fierce umbra]

cant you go to an older version technically

havent tried it so i dont really know

i remember it being like you grab their waist and they just start geeking

[gloomy lance]

i don't know how to go back to older vers

[fierce umbra]

i hope halfsword enchancer adds an option where you can fly and not lose the hold on willie when grabbing

cause i wanna dunk willie head first onto the ground

[summer wagon]

HOW MUCH WILL HALFSWORD BE WHEN IT RELEASES?

[fierce umbra]

i recall them saying like not more than 20 or whatever

maybe im lying my ass off i dont remember

[summer wagon]

cuz the demo looks so good already

[viral oxide]

ima buy it frfr

[summer wagon]

Me too

[gloomy lance]

pretty easy to do ngl

just dont go too high

[split crescent]

[gloomy lance]

jump force shouldn't be too strong so you dont release grip too easily

i suggest holding for 2 seconds

[fierce umbra]

easier said than done considering i have to use custom gravity and jump while making sure willie doesnt start doing the flying mid air animation

[gloomy lance]

then when you have him grabbed in the air

[fierce umbra]

then somehow keeping hold of willies head and drop to the ground

[gloomy lance]

-3000 gravity

immediately

then it should work

[fierce umbra]

ok ill try that

[gloomy lance]

holding jump for 2 seconds

-3000 grav

[fierce umbra]

what jump force do i make

@gloomy lance

[gloomy lance]

let me check my settings

[shell bronze]

grip strength

[fierce umbra]

that doesnt help

it still sometimes releases willie

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430079629192069130/55F5681.MP4?ex=68fdbef1&is=68fc6d71&hm=d9e8de13ec31a2b03cb0001619174302487f2def73ec082e3886c75cdaa73c89&

[fierce umbra]

theres no permanent grip yet

[gloomy lance]

vvee

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[gloomy lance]

check the video i posted in game footage

[fierce umbra]

holy shit

[gloomy lance]

i went a bit too high on the first one

then i think proper hold time for the jump is about 10000 force

[fierce umbra]

wait so whats your jumpforce

[gloomy lance]

hold time 1 - 2 seconds

depending on the height you want

[viral oxide]

time?

[fierce umbra]

IT WORKS

THANKS TWIN

[gloomy lance]

no problem brotorcycle

[viral oxide]

the slow mode?

[gloomy lance]

i mean

uh

when i press jump once it doesnt rlly do anything

[fierce umbra]

yeah its like

[gloomy lance]

so i hold it down for 1 - 2 seconds so i can get a good jump

[fierce umbra]

on the 3rd-4th jump you go high

[viral oxide]

jump?!

im so lost rn

[fierce umbra]

did you not know you can jump with enchancer

[gloomy lance]

unlike johnhalfsword's jumps i think he modded it to one press to make it go super high

[viral oxide]

what enchancer

[fierce umbra]

are we fr

[gloomy lance]

and i think he has permagrip

[viral oxide]

yes...

[gloomy lance]

there's a mod that allows super cool shit

[fierce umbra]

dude you are living the poorest life in halfsword

go to nexus mods and search up halfsword enchancer

[viral oxide]

i need a tut rn

[fierce umbra]

its lifechanging

[gloomy lance]

check out nexusmods.com and look for half sword enhancer by the ghost

really fun

[fierce umbra]

you can make a super willie with ts

its the better old halfsword trainer

[viral oxide]

yes i am😭

im just playing the demo by itself

[gloomy lance]

i dont know how @sand herald sends the willies flying with his modded trainer mod

the tibetan monks taught this fella too much about coding

[fierce umbra]

either scripted it himself or he knows something we dont

dude knows how to permagrip before the enchancer does

1000 years ahead of us

[unique socket]

You have pronouns in ur bio

[gloomy lance]

yea i was looking through his tiktoks and found a comment that he made

he said he has a modified trainer mod

also we've been begging the dude to post it on nexus

[fierce umbra]

gatekeeping demon

[gloomy lance]

but i dont think he's talked to the creator of the original trainer mod

[fierce umbra]

🤔

[gloomy lance]

i mean it could probably impact his content creation

since if almost every demo player had fucking tibetan monk powers

he wouldn't really be special

he woukd just b

he would just be the teacher

i only got into modding cuz of jhs

[fierce umbra]

im gonna make myself a giant with enchancer

[viral oxide]

how do i install it

[fierce umbra]

LOOL

[fierce umbra]

just download it and run the launcher

[viral oxide]

how

like thich file

which

[fierce umbra]

the most recent one

[gloomy lance]

how are you liking your new ground slam

[fierce umbra]

im gonna try it with giant willie

[gloomy lance]

lol

[fierce umbra]

i look like a fucking collosal titan

[gloomy lance]

you could probably do the thing hulk did to Loki in the movie

[restive barn]

hi chat

[soft osprey]

“You” is a pronoun too, bud. Secondary pronoun but pronoun nonetheless

[gloomy lance]

like he grabs the guy by the leg and slams him

[restive barn]

not in his bio tho

[soft osprey]

Thats not the point!

[fierce umbra]

i can but im way too tall i need to change the settings up a bit

my punches dont even reach

[gloomy lance]

Crouch?

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1376347305166504027/InShot_20250526_095135935.gif

[gloomy lance]

I think crouching could work

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-reaction-low-tier-god-gif-3069402631519613407

[gloomy lance]

also how do I level up

[vital perch]

be active

[fierce umbra]

ehhh feels boring doing that

[gloomy lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191656783035518977/1233056996132126720/awesome_ass_rabbit.gif

[fierce umbra]

type your life away

[gloomy lance]

oh

I unlocked gifs

cool

[vital perch]

you're still low in the hierachy

[gloomy lance]

hey autumn

howya doing man

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429730389886500926/7DE8F91.MP4?ex=68fdcb30&is=68fc79b0&hm=66a4261d26d1be2df698c82a9210b25c60a4a861893f0a1b2bbde67a6f8af447&

[vital perch]

fine

bout to hop on my vr

[gloomy lance]

I'm a peasant compared to you guys

[gloomy lance]

I came across one of John halfsword's tiktoks again

the dude was either trained by the Tibetan monks

[shell bronze]

he's not hs7 for no reason

[gloomy lance]

or he is one himself

[shell bronze]

one of our finest and favorites

[gloomy lance]

could john beat batman

[shell bronze]

yes

[gloomy lance]

could you beat him

[shell bronze]

in his own territory absolutely not

[vital perch]

50 50 either he does or he doesnt

[shell bronze]

he's by far our best modded player

[gloomy lance]

yea I don't see you surviving toon force

[shell bronze]

gear 5

[gloomy lance]

in one of his tiktoks I think I saw him pounding a Willie into the ground with fucking telekinesis

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430115897661591744/72112E1.MP4?ex=68fde0b8&is=68fc8f38&hm=6c863c4c57c8a9c5c1c6d3728fb585bc90fb7f7551ea0f641d5df8a7b97b914f&

[shell bronze]

he also has unlimited blade works

[gloomy lance]

when he drops his sword you might think he's given up

but fuck no

the dude hits a perfect spin kick to the hilt of the blade

[gloomy lance]

and it shoots straight into your head

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430080572478324736/41DDED1.MP4?ex=68fdbfd2&is=68fc6e52&hm=6992ba2e38e65a9db4fe26cc822bccd3ae39c53a8f5d75984071dd9028972074&

[vital perch]

real footage of john halfsword vs clueless

[restive barn]

oh my fucking god my internet is so shitty

[shell bronze]

not even red sword

fake

[fierce umbra]

how the hell did you even throw him up like thatr

[vital perch]

good question

[gloomy lance]

what the fuck

did you get trained by the man himself

[slender cedar]

is there away to reset to do the gauntlet again the ultimate challenge is kicking my ass

[fierce umbra]

johnhalfsword has to be some superhuman scripter

[vital perch]

check pins

[fierce umbra]

just die in abyss

[gloomy lance]

quickest reset is to download half sword enhancer

speed up

body tone up

fist strength up

boom u win

[lost rover]

It has occured to me that the willies have acted peculiarly with their polearms.

[gloomy lance]

yes sir williams

it appears john halfsword has gotten much more powerful

[fierce umbra]

I USED CAMERA 1 SECOND BEFORE WILLIES HEAD EXPLODES

NOW I CANT GET OUT OF CAMERA

[fierce umbra]

🥹

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/genos-genos-upgrade-one-punch-man-genos-king-king-gif-23266562

[restive barn]

press opne of those little black buttons in the gui

[timber parcel]

lol,plapflap nick is similar to my

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429600239324495913/7C98B01.MP4?ex=68fdfab9&is=68fca939&hm=2d6bc98f2d8276bb5a9bfd755a6cdf498560783ab1686af298361c1def3d449b&

[fierce umbra]

i turned the gui off

[gloomy lance]

quick question guys

[fierce umbra]

im not gonna question the massive puddle of blood beside you

[gloomy lance]

how do you go into camera mode as a spectator

and like watch willies fight eachother

is it a mod or am i just stupid

[fierce umbra]

its a mod since camera mode freezes time

[azure mirage]

what?

[shell bronze]

why not

[gloomy lance]

mrzacnono has a video if im not wrong

[fierce umbra]

im pretty sure you can use this while in camera mode and unfreeze time or whatever

[gloomy lance]

he made bosses fight in a tournament

[vital perch]

repost , made a splitscreen gamemode suggestion , i'd apprieciate checking it out

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1431637268673597590

[gloomy lance]

and he was in some sorta spectator mode

[azure mirage]

lord

[gloomy lance]

ooh

i boosted

that's cool

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429656629732708382/2C3D061.MP4?ex=68fe2f3e&is=68fcddbe&hm=5e352b2cd417d18c6a72c0c0aa207275ea08de6d6982d4ac3701c54629c4a2ae&

[vital perch]

the background is crazy

[gloomy lance]

clueless

[gloomy lance]

would you beat john halfsword if he was in your domain

no mods

[gloomy lance]

question it not

[viral oxide]

how do i pick ppl up

[shell bronze]

depends if they nerf high dpi spins

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430791057012031538/7A9F411.MP4?ex=68fdb282&is=68fc6102&hm=5298b569c02e58fbcb381869ad2fd14eb6581ba4fe707328fba008bdb65fd708&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430790129303425034/3833A51.MP4?ex=68fdb1a5&is=68fc6025&hm=ab387c758e3e922953988a1749f93598df81f556c3795c5d1b3afffe94985d65&

[viral oxide]

when i jump they stick to the ground

[gloomy lance]

my mouse is 2400 dpi

i cant do crazy ass spins

[shell bronze]

if john can you can

[gloomy lance]

i'll never be like him master clueless

im too weak

[shell bronze]

then you can choose to walk the path of the blade instead

[warm pagoda]

hello guys

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429680374832828436/C811BA1.MP4?ex=68fd9c9b&is=68fc4b1b&hm=07c6f551e29402e4c312b00c3e355e3c808ba6c24f408971ccf3143c11b7982c&

[gloomy lance]

what if i mixed my modding skills and my blade skills together

would that be

an abomination

[shell bronze]

no that would just be cheating gameplay unless you do it to john's level

[restive barn]

the black board you see in the camera mode

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429681220446589040/3B64941.MP4?ex=68fd9d65&is=68fc4be5&hm=2ac443481ab499b07ec8c6d3c357c097e2d164d7c920858433a17c3050228fbb&

[fierce umbra]

the lebron of halfsword

[wheat gust]

you eat food when hungry

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429659563526979615/3554F41.MP4?ex=68fe31f9&is=68fce079&hm=9a530380d5686dcd89593e591f9f9aee35b6209734c67f092c35519b2ad5c321&

buckler users doing anything but using the buckler

[drowsy flint]

fkn dude got turned into a gremlin

[gloomy lance]

does this work @shell bronze

wrong one

damnit

wait

[shell bronze]

click video and it's a 1 minute clip

🥀

[gloomy lance]

8 seconds i think this one is

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430125154209628270/2382F61.MP4?ex=68fde957&is=68fc97d7&hm=af1b826cb951f293e8c6cf7e5abd696abdb91408e7cd0491bddfb0e8749c4af6&

[karmic robin]

.

[shell bronze]

frankly speaking
doesn't have that insane "wow" factor

[gloomy lance]

i agree

[shell bronze]

just feels like you're using mods to make gameplay easier

[gloomy lance]

im still a rookie

[shell bronze]

to be an upper echelon player you need to have technically impressive gameplay one way or another

if you're like jhs you've mastered the modded gameplay enough to have people stare at their screens like "wtf"

[gloomy lance]

compared to him im probably at around 1% of the guys true power

even less

yea i've realized im not even close to 1%

[shell bronze]

if you're like the rest of hs7 you master vanilla gameplay

[mossy yarrow]

FINALLY, I UNLOCKED THE BARON

[shell bronze]

(except goofy he's a fraud)

[gloomy lance]

without mods i excel at hand to hand

sword to sword i struggle alot

with polearms i also excel

bludgeons im decent

axes are my favorite

[shell bronze]

hand to hand is generally simple until you get into advanced spin kicks and grappling

[shell bronze]

are you at this level yet

[gloomy lance]

done that

[gloomy lance]

like that one dude who has a clip of spinning his weapon like an actual polearm

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429734374693404713/1A31C01.MP4?ex=68fdcee6&is=68fc7d66&hm=a48f9a28e99afcb097de687dc6a322ebe8847aaa1d4cef1404d38c3cb5a94098&

[gloomy lance]

i dont put enough time into learning stuff like that

[gloomy lance]

pretty much yea

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429669821645328394/15B1A31.MP4?ex=68fe3b87&is=68fcea07&hm=e0dccd1c943630d16f967e32919ec3e5dc23156468677fda02e938b226688091&

[gloomy lance]

i target the head with sharp polearms

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428592535265087488/2506641.MP4?ex=68fd9bfa&is=68fc4a7a&hm=ac5e36b080f8e994387c6460f6ad6c6371a0a8e2a26348a7001511d4dcb1a339&

[fierce umbra]

@shell bronze

[shy bloom]

is the game releasing tommorw?

[shell bronze]

good stuff

[gloomy lance]

love the profile picture bro

[shell bronze]

no

[gloomy lance]

ur a cool guy

[fierce umbra]

halfsword is releasing in 2030

ea is releasing i hope soon

[shy bloom]

ty gng

[gloomy lance]

halfsword releases when it releases

[shell bronze]

forwarding this to mcwonder

[fierce umbra]

alright

[gloomy lance]

do you use ovrdth for your weapons

[shy bloom]

somone said it was gonna relase tmrw 🙏

[shell bronze]

yes

[shell bronze]

you were lied to

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[gloomy lance]

i have care2share4

uh

[gusty flame]

half sword tommorow

[shell bronze]

my weapons are custom colored

[fierce umbra]

how do you even do that

[gloomy lance]

i use the fisherman's weapon

[restive barn]

OH COME ON

[gloomy lance]

and the full metal quarterstaff

[shy bloom]

wait is early acces relasing tmrw?

[gloomy lance]

i love beating them dead

[azure mirage]

mod by @restive barn

[fierce umbra]

this guy

😭

[azure mirage]

NOOOO

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[gloomy lance]

love the mod

[azure mirage]

STOP SAYING TOMORROW

[gloomy lance]

keep up the great work man

[fierce umbra]

its pretty soon in other words

[mental kelp]

It’s tomorrow

[gloomy lance]

i also love your less innacurate dragonslayer

so peak

[fierce umbra]

how did i misspell words twice

fuck my life

[shy bloom]

dont blame me whenever i open this chat %60 of the ppl saying its tmrw 😭

[azure mirage]

I'm blaming you

[fierce umbra]

theres gullible written on the floor

[azure mirage]

i HATE you

[shy bloom]

🥺

[restive barn]

WHY

WHY IS IT THAT MY MOD IS SO UNPOPULAR

[gloomy lance]

i thought it was popular at first

[restive barn]

i did NOT create care2share4

i created chrome334's weapon pack

[gloomy lance]

oh

my bad bro

let me check it out

[shell bronze]

damn chrome chill

[naive holly]

Rememeber that time I told chrome he lets stuff get to him to easy and he said it was a bit

[azure mirage]

chrome crashing out

[feral vapor]

i kinda havent read anything are they gonna add like a sandbox thing in it where you can spawn stuff in and npcs or nah

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1362456624371073105/image_2025-04-17_115558274.gif

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430786762623549600/24E2EB1.MP4?ex=68fdae82&is=68fc5d02&hm=f06feee94c1ed5c602513f2649fe118ee62c1909b814e73e469f2475119f921d&

[azure mirage]

uhhh that isn't con mfirmed

u N dl it eith hs enhanced

u can do it with hs enhanced*

https://github.com/lambor590/Half-Sword-Enhancer

or look it up in nexus

[feral vapor]

oh alr thanks

[humble iris]

nananana boo boo

[fierce umbra]

so how do i recolor weapons

[gloomy lance]

this is what i look like without mods @shell bronze

[fierce umbra]

is it the weapon pack or whatever

[gloomy lance]

i dont really do any fancy stuff

[humble iris]

you gotta change the rgb values of the weapon enumerators

[fierce umbra]

im not a coder so im asking about the mod or whatever

[humble iris]

oh

[gloomy lance]

but i always aim for the head with the polearm

[humble iris]

there should already be pre-colored stuff in there

[gloomy lance]

so i guess it should be a slight pass

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-tweaking-gif-5831873848742723216

[humble iris]

depends on what mod you have

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426449871795257426/7D82231.MP4?ex=68fdb977&is=68fc67f7&hm=968d62f3fa717fe0ee290502ccfc263e02e0cc9be0c76a698c8edf8ad2944f48&

[restive barn]

my internet has come back to life

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[fierce umbra]

clueless so what do you use for recolored weapons 🥀

is it chromes weapons pack

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086535274877694002/1307158935689494548/attachment.gif

[shell bronze]

chrome made my weapons

go ask him

[fierce umbra]

why does he lowkey look like willie but realistic

[shell bronze]

he made my katana and recolored the 2 vanilla weapons i used

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429326209568870491/7407C91.MP4?ex=68fda443&is=68fc52c3&hm=24b155e8a862f4b09d744f9e98ee7158b453d71b162e5d62e6ce93b1a8e922cd&

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210317758730997801/1341445191319425024/retep1.gif

[gloomy lance]

im not as good as you so im pretty sloppy with accuracy, but i got annoyed with how much he was parrying ( i know i suck ) so i went in close and chopped his head off

[restive barn]

hi it is a custom made weapon that i dmed to clueless for his personal use

[fierce umbra]

oh

[restive barn]

i do these for basically everyone

[fierce umbra]

alright

i was asking out of curiosity

[humble iris]

start charging money

[shell bronze]

damn 40 seconds clip

[fierce umbra]

^

[shell bronze]

with that weapon config all you needed to do was this

[humble iris]

and then give me things for free because i gave you the idea

[fierce umbra]

this is a healthy way to make poor people learn to script

[humble iris]

duhhhh

[gloomy lance]

could you do a really awesome swordspearaxe with a spiked mace for the tip

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431593922072674394/45365B1.mp4?ex=68fdfb3c&is=68fca9bc&hm=d3bd35a0c52f3be73550c0ce3da5e7c2b2a9e0ca89ac4a4d00daed1d9af68340&

[restive barn]

lowk i feel like thatll be a shitty thing to do bcz its not even that hard to make

[restive barn]

can you like

draw how that looks

[humble iris]

make them feel the consequences of their laziness

[heady pumice]

anyone got any tips for making the baron fight not crash constantly

[fierce umbra]

no its a healthy way to make poor people learn scripting

[fathom cipher]

Average polearm

[humble iris]

50 dollars per 1 modification to a loadout

[shell bronze]

polearm meta is real

[gloomy lance]

imagine a halberd

with the tip as a spiked mace

[fierce umbra]

more expensive than halfsword

🥹

[fathom cipher]

I prefer greatswords but real

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430116327732936815/27C3B21.MP4?ex=68fde11e&is=68fc8f9e&hm=13b4b6b81bca61adcc168920c1f0c593506907e60ec69a061871f23d4a68118b&

[humble iris]

buy mutliple halfswords with the comm money

[restive barn]

nah

[gloomy lance]

it's a greatsword for the handle and the shaft

[restive barn]

i can make

but do you really want

[gloomy lance]

let me make a drawing

[humble iris]

is it just a polearm with a mace head

[gloomy lance]

i dont want you to make it i was just conspiracing

[restive barn]

bruh

[heady pumice]

you make custom weapons?

[restive barn]

this is like the 50th time somebody intentionally asked me to make something i either cant make or something they think i cant make

[restive barn]

yes

[heady pumice]

neat

[restive barn]

its thru save editing no coding

actually sometimes i do some form of "coding" when i make these natural greatswords

see its 4 hands long instead of 3

[heady pumice]

cool i had an idea you know the small 2 handed hammer in solder it would be cool to put a great sword blade on that

its just a thing i think would be neat

[restive barn]

and this chainmail shirt

[heady pumice]

that looks cool

[restive barn]

do you want it

[humble iris]

you have chainmail shirts

[humble iris]

woah!!!!

[gloomy lance]

this is what it would look like

[restive barn]

as in do you want to use it

[gloomy lance]

really cool right guys]

[humble iris]

what am i looking at

[narrow rock]

Африканцы

[restive barn]

yeahh sorry but no

[humble iris]

i cant even read your handwriting

[restive barn]

i dont think i can make

[restive barn]

fuh u mean handwriting

[heady pumice]

yeah definately

[restive barn]

its like russian or mongolian

[gloomy lance]

im not used to writing on pc

[humble iris]

what

😭

[restive barn]

alr bet

[fierce umbra]

what is ts

🥹

[restive barn]

the language

[humble iris]

im not talking about the guy speaking russian

[fierce umbra]

im russian and thats worse than ours

[restive barn]

no i know

its either russian, mongolian, sanskrit, akkadian, or old english

old english when written in runes

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[narrow rock]

Не поверю

[humble iris]

He

[restive barn]

sanskrit is like ancient hindi language

akkadian is ea nasir language

old english is

[gloomy lance]

imagine if john halfsword had a weapon like this

[narrow rock]

О шом тут пиздят лень переводить

[gloomy lance]

lowk peak

[narrow rock]

чучуть ток понимаю

[restive barn]

alr bet

[humble iris]

O Uom tyt nn3Art

[restive barn]

ill bring it up w him

[humble iris]

i can speak russian

Ez

[gloomy lance]

can u make it for me pretty please

i boosted the server

im super friendly and nice too

[shell bronze]

heavy, unwieldy and impractical?

yeah he'd be the only one who can use it

[restive barn]

bet

[gloomy lance]

in real life it would have a 100% chance of cutting your own head off

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429660687373828166/61B65C1.MP4?ex=68fe3305&is=68fce185&hm=01b4c95769b5d60c5115e877134d2bfb00e0b70a3f6aff24baf11b51e6110e34&

[restive barn]

so ill do the greatsword blade on a stick and the uh

thing

alr

[fathom cipher]

Looks dumb

Belongs in a mmo

[restive barn]

can you wait for me to do the sword on a stick first

[gloomy lance]

the guy would still be able to use it if we're gonna be honest

[restive barn]

thatll be easier for me

[gloomy lance]

he's a literal monster with anything he hodls

[gloomy lance]

okay

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430039159426519111/21DCB51.MP4?ex=68fe4200&is=68fcf080&hm=9d6a1ab8dd0263be91f063190c47f9a2705461baede2cb3fe10439bf18879fb8&

[gloomy lance]

clueless

[gloomy lance]

can you do a quick tut on how to do the fancy swinging stuff with a poleaxe

[narrow rock]

pro

[fathom cipher]

I don’t care if he could use it, the weapon ain’t realistic

[restive barn]

ill make the sword on a stick rn

[gloomy lance]

not rlly meant to be if it's just a custom weapon

[restive barn]

hes john half sword hes beyond the realm of realism

[gloomy lance]

look at the dragonslayer

[shell bronze]

tutorial https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429671308966363187/7933321.MP4?ex=68fe3cea&is=68fceb6a&hm=712162d3dc56a7fc54aa1baa25d35289cdc93ca5566c36bca1d2834c4c19b801&

[fathom cipher]

Don’t care

Stay realistic

[gloomy lance]

only a dude like eddie hall could barely lift the thing for 1 minute

[fierce umbra]

alright partypooper

you must be real fun

[fathom cipher]

The game will die if it has unrealistic shit

[shell bronze]

be nice

[shell bronze]

and that's why they're modding it

[fierce umbra]

the game WONT die if its just a mod

[gloomy lance]

it's not an actual thing in the game

[fierce umbra]

😭

[shell bronze]

this isn't vanilla bro chill

[gloomy lance]

it's a mod brotorcycle

[shell bronze]

that's the point of modding

[fathom cipher]

Modding kills games

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[shell bronze]

said no one ever

[fathom cipher]

It killed the fallout series

[gloomy lance]

it's not apart of the actual game

[restive barn]

No.

[shell bronze]

fallout was ass anyways

[gloomy lance]

oooohhhh u gonna let that slide noah

[shell bronze]

modding unironically made it better to play

[restive barn]

like half the devs support modding

[fathom cipher]

If a game fails to be good without mods, then it was a waste of time to make

[fierce umbra]

noah is acting like this isnt a demo and early access isnt releasing in 4-ish months (unless it gets delayed)

[restive barn]

im pretty sure the blood fx guy started with modding

[shell bronze]

then it wasn't the modding that killed it

plain jane simple

[gloomy lance]

the game is still good either way tho

you can play halfsword without mods

[shell bronze]

i don't see the argument here

[gloomy lance]

or with mods

its a complete choice

[fierce umbra]

halfsword enchancer KILLS halfsword...

[fathom cipher]

Why are people making mods for a demo? They’ll be completely useless when it gets a large update

[shell bronze]

because why not?

[restive barn]

for the waiting

[fierce umbra]

they will just get ported and ill still use the katana and weapon pack

[gloomy lance]

it just gives superhuman powers

[fierce umbra]

whats the problem with wanting to add new weapons without waiting

i genuinely dont see the argument here

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-missed-over-your-head-gif-8604199

[shell bronze]

the demo needed quality of life upgrades and people want things to do for the half a year+ they don't get an update

and it's not getting updated again anyways

[fathom cipher]

Someone gonna add the damn frostmourne and try to make it seem like a real weapon knowing modders

[gloomy lance]

does this make you angry noah

come on noah you gotta admit this is way too unrealistic

[fierce umbra]

frostmourne is just a modified zweihander

[shell bronze]

every reasonable player knows the rotation of weapons in this game at this point and it's blatant when something is a mod

[fathom cipher]

It’s unrealistic sure, but it’s funny

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429685990888575046/34E9BC1.MP4?ex=68fda1d6&is=68fc5056&hm=147cb98ce9e06b758c1285f3125390033236de3917c48514e505c5339cb72b94&

[restive barn]

its fun too

[fathom cipher]

Nah, glitches get boring after seeing them constantly

[fierce umbra]

your blade looks like its heated up

[restive barn]

executing flashy moves are quite fun

[fierce umbra]

its not a glitch tho

[shell bronze]

it is

[fierce umbra]

also the variety you can do with those "glitches" is numerous

john halfsword modified the enchancer and now hes doing crazy shit

[gloomy lance]

i dont think noah likes it when john halfsword spinkicks a sword and sends it flying into the cranium of a willie

[restive barn]

he modified trainer

[gloomy lance]

or does he

[fierce umbra]

yes

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430079629192069130/55F5681.MP4?ex=68fdbef1&is=68fc6d71&hm=d9e8de13ec31a2b03cb0001619174302487f2def73ec082e3886c75cdaa73c89&

[fathom cipher]

Spin kick, slingshotting glitches etc all need to be fixed for the game to be “realistic”

[gloomy lance]

im still practicing my sword kicks

[humble iris]

or yknow

just dont do them?

[fierce umbra]

thats kind of impossible

[gloomy lance]

aren't spinkicks real

[fierce umbra]

they are

[shell bronze]

i hate to say it but this is the same argument helldiver 2 devs used before they ruined the game

[gloomy lance]

im pretty sure the dudes in the mma use spinkicks

[shell bronze]

• most of these glitches require mods

[fierce umbra]

also what does slingshotting mean

[fathom cipher]

Helldivers 2 was never good so I don’t care

[fierce umbra]

dashing?

[gloomy lance]

and im also pretty sure a well trained enough dude could spinkick even in the medieval times

[humble iris]

isnt it called roundhouse kicks

[restive barn]

@gloomy lance

[shell bronze]

you not caring does not constitute the argument as invalid

[fathom cipher]

mma existed in 1450 apparently

[shell bronze]

the only vanilla jank thing that can be used as an argument here is the spin kick

[fierce umbra]

what stops some drunk physically fit dude to do a spin kick mid fight

[gloomy lance]

A roundhouse kick is a circular kick that uses a horizontal hip rotation to strike, while a spinkick involves a full 180-degree body rotation to strike, often with a hook or side-kick motion.

[shell bronze]

and even then spin kicks could simply be rebalanced

[humble iris]

oh

[heady pumice]

is that it?

[shell bronze]

mma didn't exist, but the human body and its biomechanics sure did

[fathom cipher]

If spin kicks were meant to be, don’t make it require max sensitivity

[fierce umbra]

the only problem with kicks is when you get injured your kicks just reach higher than your height

[fierce umbra]

it doesnt

[restive barn]

no its just a very underwhelming com

[fierce umbra]

im on normal sensitivity and medium dpi i can still do them

[shell bronze]

just because the people didn't know how to doesn't mean they weren't capable

[humble iris]

either this is ragebait or just pure stupidity!!!

[fierce umbra]

im pretty sure im on low sensitivity actually

[gloomy lance]

basically a skinnier version of the dragonslayer with a longer handle

[humble iris]

ill go with the safe option and say its ragebait

[gloomy lance]

but it still looks beautiful

[sleek gull]

Mixed Martial Arts has always existed in a sense. The evolution of development of new techniques in essence is mixing martial arts with new ideas, or borrowed ideas from other sources.

[restive barn]

ill dm you the save file

[fathom cipher]

I just don’t want this game to be ruined by morons who like glitches and mods

[humble iris]

then dont use any of them

its your game copy man

[shell bronze]

then turn the other way and don't bother

[humble iris]

its not like its pvp

[fierce umbra]

are you like

the batman of fun

😭

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-rage-bait-jarvis-clip-that-jarvis-meme-gif-11046632004782930587

[shell bronze]

it's a standalone singleplayer experience that will never ever impact you

[fierce umbra]

whats wrong with wanting to style on willies by making yourself 9 feet tall

[restive barn]

hey wtf did i do

im not a moron

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[shell bronze]

with that said, this argument is getting too heated and ad hominem-focused.

i heartily suggest we take it down a notch or move on

[fathom cipher]

I like realism, not bs and dumbass mechanics that serve no purpose

[gloomy lance]

this guy would beat me up if he saw me playing half sword while slamming a willie into the ground

[humble iris]

yeah this is ragebait

dont feed the trolls

[fierce umbra]

most of them are probably fixed in ea

im falling for it a little

[mental kelp]

I’m on Noah’s side

[fierce umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372071895352217630/1425464583446990868/togif.gif

[shell bronze]

polehammer

[restive barn]

sorta in the middle

[sleek gull]

So long as the Half Sword team doesn't lean into the silly stuff modders will put out, i'm cool with people swinging around phallic weaponry.

[fathom cipher]

Yall act like an opposing view is the end of the world, damn snowflakes now days

[humble iris]

dont feed the trolls.....

[shell bronze]

okay i'm putting a stop to this

[gloomy lance]

peak

[restive barn]

im starting w ur weapon

[fierce umbra]

i feel like im talking to a grandpa with alzheimers 😔

[shell bronze]

the discussion was largely civilized until now

[gloomy lance]

do a reaction video to this @fathom cipher

[humble iris]

its realistic he'd love it

[fathom cipher]

people can’t be serious and use sarcasm instead

Its unfortunate

[fierce umbra]

how do you even do this atp

these are 1/10000 plays im seeing

[restive barn]

hey can we QUIT IT !!!!

[gloomy lance]

he's too realistic

[shell bronze]

don't say i didn't tell you

[tender quest]

what about people that make realism mods for games?

[signal wedge]

well well well

[fathom cipher]

You didn’t tell me

[shell bronze]

@gloomy lance you too

[humble iris]

he has the mindset of a true 15th century knight

[humble iris]

hmmmm

[gloomy lance]

alright

[humble iris]

look at my name

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/rdc-mark-mark-phillips-youngboy-skit-gif-2755510000585805666

[sleek gull]

I look forward to that.

[shell bronze]

realism mod (allergy reaction to the new wasps)

[fathom cipher]

Good for them, to bad nobody uses them because the dumb unrealistic ones are more appealing

[quiet ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/966976477885243395/1006139398099849276/ezgif-3-06a3df8277.gif

[humble iris]

can you guess why they are

because its FUN!

[restive barn]

i do both

[fathom cipher]

it’s not fun it’s boring

[vale totem]

will halfsword get this gorey in full release?

[humble iris]

thats your opinion

[shell bronze]

yes

[devout fjord]

I hope

[fathom cipher]

Yes it is, good observation

[fierce umbra]

is this a sneak or what game is that

[vale totem]

RDR2

[gloomy lance]

what if noah is maximilianmus in disguise and it's complete ragebait

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[fierce umbra]

god damn

when was rdr2 this realistic

[humble iris]

since always

[gloomy lance]

game theory

[fathom cipher]

Nope you just hate i disagree with you

[tender quest]

who cares what everyone else is doing? just worry about what you're doing

[restive barn]

cant we just get along and sing a lullaby

[shell bronze]

what if you stop perpetuating the argument instead

[restive barn]

one of us is gonna get banned

[humble iris]

rock a by baby

[gloomy lance]

campfire song from spongebob

[naive holly]

Why are we arguing in chat rn

[humble iris]

dont you cry

[fathom cipher]

Hard when people support the unrealistic shit

[restive barn]

its not that deep bro

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/polis-police-çakar-siren-gif-13259712

[vale totem]

because we like to have to have a little pride

[humble iris]

you dont have to mind them either 😭

[vale totem]

and a little bit of ego

[naive holly]

HIT EM WITH THE SLOWMODE OFFICERS

[humble iris]

just like you have an opinion about your ideal game

people have their own opinion of theirs

[restive barn]

lmao

[humble iris]

you dont have to comment on them

[fathom cipher]

Then don’t title the game as realistic

[humble iris]

just mind your business and move on

[signal wedge]

hehehe

[humble iris]

@signal wedge death

[restive barn]

ill go do my own thing now

[vale totem]

or you know

blocking?

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[fathom cipher]

blocking is for snowflakes

[shell bronze]

let's start from ground up
how does this impact you (a player of the vanilla game intended by the developers to be realistic) when the community (third party and completely unnecessary) goes and does their own thing

[humble iris]

your offended that people are using unrealistic mods

[gloomy lance]

how do you make custom weapons btw

[humble iris]

you ARE a snowflake

[vale totem]

https://tenor.com/view/baldis-basic-baldi-ruler-hitting-spanking-gif-2834030865869804911

[gloomy lance]

like do u use blender or smt

[restive barn]

save editing

[gloomy lance]

cool

[restive barn]

no 3d modelling

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-on-the-head-emoji-bat-gif-15059031914441491340

[restive barn]

i jus take components and rescale them

[fierce umbra]

its like an early EA weapon builder

[fathom cipher]

“Historically accurate” doesn’t include axes with 9 axe heads or slingshot glitches

[vale totem]

have you modded a really big hammer yet

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-wallop-gnome-big-mallet-gif-12542184416097000290

[restive barn]

those are mods which are completely not related to the devs

[fierce umbra]

im pretty sure the game is historically accurate not the mods

[shell bronze]

is that vanilla game (developers' vision) or not

[restive barn]

yes

[shell bronze]

if it isn't then the argument is null and void

[sleek gull]

Mod me in Knuckle Dusters lol

[fathom cipher]

If it can be done, it’s false advertising

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-ultimate-ax-dizzy-gif-13659733

[shell bronze]

and you should really just drop this needless complaining about muh unrealistic mods

[vale totem]

arent the gauntlets knuckle dusters?

[fierce umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026175176766930977/1422546517054586992/togif.gif

[fathom cipher]

be like Ubisoft and don’t support mods

[signal wedge]

Ill mod you into a uhhhh massive brick of concrete

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049347937920094338/1124498946006462505/cat_zooming_towards_camera.gif

[humble iris]

this is the clearest sign of ragebait

[shell bronze]

ragebait

[humble iris]

dont feed this troll

[fierce umbra]

im not even raging im just laughing rn

this is beyond stupid

[fathom cipher]

you guys are reacting so it’s working

[vale totem]

on the other side of the spectrum
"Realistic mods" just make the games brighter
I dont know why modders keep doing this

[shell bronze]

what's even funnier

[tender quest]

so you admit that you've been ragebaiting then?

[fierce umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370662343612039249/1396950555188002847/togif.gif

[fathom cipher]

Yes

[gloomy lance]

@restive barn

[gloomy lance]

elden ring

[shell bronze]

thank you for the admission

[fathom cipher]

no problem

[fierce umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340470868547076106/1403936899780968540/IMG_4552.gif

[humble iris]

😱

[restive barn]

nope, the way modders get stuff to be really light is from editing usually the thickness to be unrealistically thin. one could argue this is what makes it unrealistic, but the devs wouldnt gain anything from adding a thinness cap if they keep in a reasonable bound

[humble iris]

ratting himself out is... PEAK!

[vale totem]

but where am I gonna catch fish then...

[fierce umbra]

chills bro chills...

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[shell bronze]

honestly that was 7/10

[gloomy lance]

check this out chrome

[shell bronze]

had me believing it was a serious argument until the last bit

so when is #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[fierce umbra]

i knew it was ragebait since he started calling us snowflakes

[vale totem]

"when is tf3"
When is RDR3

those are the questions

[fierce umbra]

oops

i forgot

[humble iris]

you know how it is when games get to their second version

[gloomy lance]

@sand herald would u use this shit

[vale totem]

we should be asking

[restive barn]

grips are glitchy so no

[gloomy lance]

awh shucks

[shadow badger]

didn't seem like ragebait from the start dude was prolly actually pissed for some reason and then decided to say it was ragebait to save face

[vale totem]

you could just remodel the gauntlets

to those

[restive barn]

no i cant

i cannt import models as of rn

[fierce umbra]

he would have to change the hitbox and weight

[restive barn]

bcz my pc SUCKS

[shell bronze]

yeah but it's best we not talk about it too much

[vale totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119596821010989167/1291408407328198698/yakuza-dame-da-ne.gif

[shell bronze]

argument's dissolved and we're back in business

[sand herald]

💫

[shadow badger]

update tomorrow

[gloomy lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191656783035518977/1233056996132126720/awesome_ass_rabbit.gif

rate this rabbit brotorcycle

[shell bronze]

9/10 no syrup

[remote drum]

H

[shadow badger]

easy 5k calories

[gloomy lance]

the syrup is inside the bunny

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429680057424543755/52EC3A1.MP4?ex=68fe450f&is=68fcf38f&hm=9f6b843bbf9ae0b9101ef97581e46c12328d5caa67ccf164ffe9604362800b46&

[vale totem]

what if it's a bunny...

or a hare...

[signal wedge]

Edible

[gloomy lance]

or a jackrabbit

[fierce umbra]

DONT preach twin...

[mental kelp]

Talk about half sword…..NOW

[vale totem]

no...

[gloomy lance]

i like to half sword in half sword

[restive barn]

half sword smells bad

[shadow badger]

i bet that update comes out in november

[vale totem]

wake me up
When october ends

[gloomy lance]

also it would be cool if they added shield breaking mechanics from lucky bludgeon hits

[worldly heart]

this game needs to be multiplayer

[vale totem]

they said they were adding gear durability

[heady pumice]

agreed

[vale totem]

weapons and armor

[gloomy lance]

or from extreme bludgeon force in general

[vale totem]

there is one thing the EA needs to add

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430086180158050436/7A16F21.MP4?ex=68fdc50b&is=68fc738b&hm=aa428a2c4dbd7e374b79123c39063b56ba006ffcf9d619db1c26e8dabf746ae0&

[gloomy lance]

yea i would love to crack a willie's helmet in half after slamming a bludgeon into his cranium

would be peak realism

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[vale totem]

proper holsters
why is the knife sheath just floating on my crotch?

[shadow badger]

the game needs drag cutting

[gloomy lance]

have you guys listened to dj toenail before

peak music

[vale totem]

nah I listen to cover artist Thumbnail instead

[prisma root]

guys what do i do, i never got so far in abyss but i killed a willie that won't let go and im stuck! XD

[shell bronze]

it is a thing but willie sucks at actually taking advantage

[vale totem]

punch

or kill

[wild rock]

Nice riposte

[prisma root]

all f my attacks fase through him

[tender quest]

Who do you guys want to see 1v1 if multiplayer drops?

[wild rock]

100%

[vale totem]

they should add the feature to accidentally "cut" yourself
like uh someone kicking the pommel of your sword and the blade goes through your head

[heady pumice]

yes yes yes

[mental kelp]

He said who

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429338332311322674/3A01B21.MP4?ex=68fdaf8e&is=68fc5e0e&hm=fc7c95bed3887613430ae47b03ff0ad24c5ae922901b89438842f3dc55e5bae4&

[fierce umbra]

its a thing

[shadow badger]

i mean like when a sword is at their necks or body parts when you're in the stabbing position and then pull back the blade, i feel like it should cut rather than just become a blunt object

[vale totem]

wait what
video evidence

[shell bronze]

it does work

[fierce umbra]

i have no video but i experienced it

cut myself on accident while holding the sword

[shell bronze]

you see it more with the axe stuff

oddly enough

[shadow badger]

i do yea, but i thought that that was because of the point at the end of the axe blade

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429734754185510932/1F95E11.MP4?ex=68fdcf40&is=68fc7dc0&hm=3b738d618cbfdc6f8600298c43057750748a123c07703f3979688a8803a89c6b&

[vale totem]

why arent your videos playing

[fierce umbra]

double click

[shadow badger]

doesn't really happen with swords on my end

[dense lynx]

So when is halfsword getting released i been seeing all these features on steams page but they not in the game

[vale totem]

I'm on pc

[shadow badger]

tomorrow (real)

[fierce umbra]

yes double click the video

[shell bronze]

it usually procs the gore/dismemberment when it happens

[fierce umbra]

with your mouse

[vale totem]

not work

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/answer-me-happy-gilmore-gilmor-answer-answer-the-phone-gif-207156112162946282

[fierce umbra]

early access is releasing the last 3 months before 2026 unless its delayed

[shell bronze]

you are not good enough at half sword to have earned the privilege of watching my videos

[vale totem]

FUCK

[fierce umbra]

can we not have an "if" moment and hope multiplayer doesnt release

[dense lynx]

Has it been delayed before?

[heady pumice]

i want to see it for sure

[vale totem]

https://tenor.com/view/lmfao-stewie-stewie-griffin-stewie-family-guy-stewie-lmfao-gif-24391168

[shadow badger]

me and you but we're beggar willies and we hug

[shell bronze]

you vs m00 full armor

[fierce umbra]

it hasnt even been completed yet

its still in development

[shell bronze]

the two armored combat behemoths

[tender quest]

see what!

[vale totem]

Clint Eastwood

[pearl ferry]

lil flick of the wrist

[dense lynx]

Damn they working on it for the longest i cant remember when i downloaded the demo

[shell bronze]

me (kendo) vs john longsword

[fierce umbra]

its not even that long

they have been working on it for like a year or less

which is pretty fast for a game like this

[dense lynx]

Felt long

[mental kelp]

The one where the run straight at the opponent with sword out vs distance and measure 😹

[dense lynx]

So what are these days like whats day 6 the lords hall and day 7 the fools wheel they were both like a week ago

[fierce umbra]

they posted a sneak every day

[shell bronze]

john experiencing his first instant shomenuchi

[shadow badger]

day 8 soon

[dense lynx]

ohh i thought they were things in the demo

[fierce umbra]

i wish

@shell bronze you should like

defy laws and make a time travel machine

so that we can play early access

[shell bronze]

for what

[dense lynx]

Shouldnt day 8 be 20th oct then and its already the 25th

[shell bronze]

no

[fierce umbra]

what why

[shell bronze]

i would just gatekeep it and use it for myself

[fierce umbra]

wow

[mental kelp]

Yeah idk what that is bud

[shadow badger]

😔

[fierce umbra]

im breaking into your house

[tender quest]

gotta make one of those boxing fighter intro edits, where they got comparison clips to hype the crowd before the fight

[shadow badger]

it'll happen soon trust, they wont leave us hanging

[dense lynx]

Ts game gon be fire when its out

[mental kelp]

But I saw a video of a kendo match and they were like “this is one of the high masters” and they ran at each other in long point and got a double

[tender quest]

they just gonna take all the money and run!

/s

[split crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331265060089106482/1376307509371080885/togif.gif

🙁

[shadow badger]

already is fire honestly, they could release the demo with a weapons and armor selector and i'd happily buy it

[split crescent]

I can’t embed yet man

[shadow badger]

embed fail, point and laugh

[shell bronze]

https://youtu.be/HY_6B2NM_bM?si=4wD8ubFvIBnEweG7

[shadow badger]

🫵 🤣

[split crescent]

dude i have been active like every day for the last 2 weeks and i’m only level 1

[shell bronze]

how every fight between hs7 is gonna look

[dense lynx]

When its fully released is the full game gonna be paid

[split crescent]

Do not wanna get nitro to boost so I can embed

[shell bronze]

then just talk here lol

[split crescent]

Yes

[tender quest]

something along those lines 😄

[shadow badger]

15 to 30 dollar range i think it was

[fierce umbra]

all i need is better gore and weapon handling to make me buy the ea

[split crescent]

I am trying clueless

[fierce umbra]

i dont even care about the graphics

[shell bronze]

it's peak

[dense lynx]

Worth it tbh

[mental kelp]

What is shomenuchi

[split crescent]

Trying so hard half swordinf all over the place

[fierce umbra]

looks well enough for my laptop rtx 3050

[pearl ferry]

did a little bone cracking with the sharp end of a sword

[fierce umbra]

the bone cracking sound is like violent ASMR

[dense lynx]

Plays smooth enough on my laptop 1050TI

[shell bronze]

the fuckass rapid oberhau i do against one handed weapon users

[fierce umbra]

yeah i have a stable 80 fps on medium graphics

[mental kelp]

They need to add the crown for that probs

Kron/posta frontale, point held upwards with cross guard sideways

[shadow badger]

i LOVE breaking bones

[dense lynx]

I prefer to play on lower graphics because it does lag at high for me a little bit

[dense lynx]

I wish the enemys were light enough for me to throw them over the barrier

[fierce umbra]

you can kind of do that

but you need to be a giant and have 10 grip force

[dense lynx]

So how do i achieve that

[fierce umbra]

halfsword enchancer

on nexus mods

[dense lynx]

Yea but the last time i tried modding a game i deleted some important files and had to reinstall so ima go ahead and play normally🥀🥀

[fierce umbra]

its a launcher

auto installs

[shadow badger]

highly recommend the mod, the slomo function is good shit

[fierce umbra]

yeah

i also like invulnerability being actually invulnerable

and i dont get cut in half like the old trainer

[dense lynx]

Is the gold knight taller and stronger than normally? Reached him a couple if times but never took the time to notice

[vital perch]

yes

[dense lynx]

I can try that to throw them over the barrier w the glitch that lets u fight peasants bur if that doesnt work ill try and install that halfsword enhancer

[shell bronze]

trainer invulnerability doesn't turn gore off on your part that's why

[covert flare]

if you enable no pain and no conciousness it does thp

[shell bronze]

trainer doesn't have that iirc

[fierce umbra]

we are talking about the old trainer

[shell bronze]

i fight vanilla anyways

[fierce umbra]

for like that first first demo

[covert flare]

aaaaah i see

[fierce umbra]

i goof around with those settings to just bully willie as much as possible