halfsword-chat-⚔

[shell bronze]

talking about optimal ways to kill another man with medieval weaponry

[lone knoll]

Lmao

My original question was ‘is this based on any real technique’

[neat crow]

First of all: no
Second of all how tf are you meant to do anything with your weapon if your dedicated on squeezing your arm to your side

[lone knoll]

The hips don’t lie

[neat crow]

What

[tulip lichen]

does anyone know how to reset the game after beating the gauntlet

[kindred cairn]

They really need to add more interesting handguards

[neat crow]

Wdym

[kindred cairn]

Handguards for swords

[neat crow]

Like hilts?

[kindred cairn]

Robin swords has a SICK handguard in some of his swords

Yeah

[tulip lichen]

please help

[neat crow]

It's gonna be in the EA

Also fr

[kindred cairn]

SICK!!

[neat crow]

There's a command for this

But idk what it is

[kindred cairn]

boutta make majestic hilts

[neat crow]

You can see different hilts here

And this is an OLD video

[lone knoll]

it's that easy

[kindred cairn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YBnOkn-mS1w?si=g6wwvDYIqHska6ul

Look at that beauty of a handguard

[neat crow]

Im not going to keep arguing on how a video game isn't analogous to real life

[neat crow]

Yeah Robin's got beautiful kit, though these arent medieval

[kindred cairn]

I like his puffed pant thingies

[neat crow]

Same

[kindred cairn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lL4d3yacE7s?si=YyTYIDYymxncP86U

These are the best

[lone knoll]

Here it is being used irl lol

And again lol

[onyx forum]

dequitem?

[lone knoll]

Ja

I wonder if the technique does have a name as it seems like a pretty intuitive thing to do

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430115897661591744/72112E1.MP4?ex=68fd37f8&is=68fbe678&hm=ce6a1a29f0944b9cefe43c87d4160e8bc6c9ddb039da761148765e23ab538af3&

[neat crow]

It's useful in a grapple yes. Not in a "find the gaps and saw them" that's still dumb.

[shell bronze]

it gets to that point i'm grabbing the dagger on god

[deep shale]

dagger the best

[lone knoll]

It kinda works tho

If it’s dumb but it works it’s not dumb

[onyx forum]

i wonder if we will have various willy voices when half sword releases

[shell bronze]

willie will have friends

[neat crow]

We'll have other characters with different voices

But afaik Willie will keep the voice

I wanna hear Frank's voice. Is Frank doing the VA work for that? Probably not

[shell bronze]

today i will play half sword

[naive holly]

When was the last day you didnt play half sword

[neat crow]

Lmfao

[quartz nimbus]

Ow.

[naive holly]

@shell bronze I got some fyuuuUUCKKING CLIPS

[shell bronze]

filthy grabber

ruining my cool parry clip tf

[quartz nimbus]

this may actually be worse, holy shit

[shell bronze]

one handed weapon users try not to be training dummies

[quartz nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/face-off-nicolas-cage-gif-15023880

[lone knoll]

I think knights should get the one handed axe

It goes so hard

[naive holly]

This how imma have you

[still herald]

i rly like the two handed battleaxe thats available in the man at arms and veteran tiers

[weak osprey]

This guy needs Ibuprofen

[shell bronze]

is that so

[still herald]

gmod dark rp hobo

[lone knoll]

gahd damn

[naive holly]

Nah im def losing my life

Okay but I need to toot my own horn for a sec

Holup

[lone knoll]

I think I see why it isn't in knight tier

It's too OP

[naive holly]

I AM really good at stabbing

[shell bronze]

2h one more overpowered

[naive holly]

I need to see somone else intentionally stab both hands to disarm and then I will retire

[lone knoll]

Not really from my testing

you can get so much momentum with the 1 handed if you hold it with both hands

and it's insanely manouverable and is really sharp

[lone knoll]

I did 2 more tests for science

I still think the one handed is better

[naive holly]

Idk man two handed battleaxe melts armor, 1h axe is second most broken imo

[lone knoll]

yeah, I feel like a true viking

[shell bronze]

i'm sure

[naive holly]

1h is indeed crazy tho

[naive holly]

Hey I dont love stabbing for no reason alr ive honed my craft

Ish

Requires like 20% luck in this build lmfao

[lone knoll]

I think if the AI were better at hand snipes then the 1h axe wouldn't be as good

[onyx forum]

this game traumatizes me sometimes

i made myself a giant once using the hs trainer

i pick up a chap

slam him on the fence straight on the back

and hear the nastiest crunch ever

[lone knoll]

I wish we were able to get one handed weapons without a shield

[onyx forum]

somehow no blood came out

[naive holly]

Does it now

[lone knoll]

Just like the machete

[naive holly]

The crunch sound is insane like

Its 10x louder than any other audio

[onyx forum]

its the crunch that gets me traumatized

[shell bronze]

willie sucks at stabbing

new gore is gonna be so amazing

[onyx forum]

whats worse is that alongside it i heard some sort of grotesque death rattle that wasnt any of the default death ones

[lone knoll]

oh no ive heard that

it's rare

[shell bronze]

you hear that with the gore proc throat slices

[lone knoll]

but horrifying

[shell bronze]

or head splits

decaps too

[lone knoll]

I'm scared they're gonna add agonal breathing or twitching with the gore update

[onyx forum]

just an elite chiropractor i guess

[lone knoll]

mfers start going decorticate or decerebrate

that would properly freak me out, imagine hitting a willie and he starts having a seizure

[shell bronze]

i tried to give him an honorable duel

[shell bronze]

oh joy

with the way this new gore is looking that would be one of the bottom concerns

survival instinct much

[lone knoll]

wdym?

[sleek gull]

Making Kurosawa proud.

[shell bronze]

this man trying to step on my toes and encroach upon my territory

[sleek gull]

Bro, this reshade is so cinematic lol

[shell bronze]

yurusanai! your head will be displayed atop my castle!

[mental kelp]

Sorry you’ll have to be let go

Hs6

Or 5 rather cause goofy

[shell bronze]

maybe then stabber can actually be a part of it

(iykyk)

amogus

[boreal path]

i've never seen a tier 1 so damaged without blood

[shell bronze]

for a more proper standoff style kill

[shell bronze]

not enough

get his torso too

[opal bramble]

Make him more purpl

[hard oracle]

Aight. Beat a knight with just your hands.

[shell bronze]

have done so before

[hard oracle]

gauntlets on

[shell bronze]

full footage

no gauntlets

[boreal path]

trying

his face is so bruised because i kept headbutting him

[hard oracle]

Spin kick dont count!

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1407517356531388549/2280871.MP4?ex=68fd6730&is=68fc15b0&hm=de4f8ece6c7112407469b91d135ca947d915c925aa54b43603421541c6893af9&

[opal bramble]

Spin kicks always count

[hard oracle]

Can YOU do the spin kick tho?

[opal bramble]

Yes I can

I’m goated

[hard oracle]

Well you do have Feet in avatar but... prove it!

[opal bramble]

Okay rubs toes on your face and hair

I’m o my phone I have no videos

[hard oracle]

I actually don't know how to even respond to that.

[opal bramble]

It’s ok

[hard oracle]

Clean

3am and I'm watching half-sword videos, and how to forage for edible berries in Alaska.

[weak osprey]

Man I love binge watching some vids while eatin somethin good

[shell bronze]

reminder that in 7 days big sword willie is coming to snatch your willies

[hard oracle]

Is Beer, something good?

It has some calories.

But they mostly go into belly. Interesting science.

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/booze-aint-food-gif-23166228

[weak osprey]

Remember dont drunk drive kids

[sleek gull]

but what if I need to go get more beer?

[soft osprey]

You get off discord, take a shower, then sit in bed wondering how you got to this point in life

[weak osprey]

Then buy em

[hard oracle]

Yyyy hueh hah, mah la?

[sleek gull]

maybe don't type drunk either.

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-wasted-sober-i-am-not-drunk-trendizisst-gif-23777787

[hard oracle]

Some random lad in discord, want to wipe his/her toes on me.

It's good idea to just... uhm. Think.

[neat crow]

Clueless using something other than a sword or poleaxe 🤯

[hard oracle]

I ain't drunk!

[sleek gull]

Thats just what a drunk person WOULD say....

[supple ember]

It’s been 3 days without halfsword

[weak osprey]

Vintage movie ahh overlay

How’d you get it btw

[sleek gull]

I made it!

[hard oracle]

Would drunk person say they're drunk tho? xD

[weak osprey]

okay bratuha

[sleek gull]

All the time...they can't shut up about it. lol

[hard oracle]

Most I've met are either not drunk, or just... vanishing to sleep on couch... or in bathtub

[sleek gull]

This is the full settings in Reshade to make the vintage movie look

[supple ember]

Fizzle went through this but won’t make shorts 😭

[sleek gull]

LOL!!!!!!

I need to get video editing software, and learn to use it. I need to stick things, add fun sounds, add music... it is a whole process

[supple ember]

Go get a “totally legit” version of premier pro or something

[sleek gull]

Maybe, lol

[supple ember]

Get m00 to have a sit down and show you some basics

[sleek gull]

I legit asked him. He uhh...wasn't helpful lol

[shell bronze]

that's right

[supple ember]

Oh well I mean you can always sit down one night and watch a tutorial. You don’t really need to know advanced stuff. M00 goes over the top with pacing his clips to match the music and stuff. Adds a nice touch but not necessary at all.

Just throw some music on there and you would be fine

[solar mesa]

i keep seeing videos of ppl doing hip throws and grappling stuff but i can't figure it out :(

[shell bronze]

m00 also does not entertain peasants asking for advice

[sleek gull]

One motion, parry / neck cut

[sleek gull]

That was the advice m00 gave me too lol

[solar mesa]

[supple ember]

Fizzle is not no peasant. How dare you?! He will have the Baron send the feds for you, you better tread lightly pal.

[shell bronze]

how do you think i found out

[neat crow]

You'd be a pvp god wdym

[supple ember]

😠 😠

[shell bronze]

i'll probably just specifically focus on the kendoka style

since kendo is one of the fastest out there and trades all flourish/style for pure speed

[solar mesa]

whenever i try to grapple why cant i keep a hold of them

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-thats-me-david-noury-always-jane-there-i-am-its-me-gif-23770296

[supple ember]

Idk every time I have asked m00 for help regarding polearms he has always been really helpful

[weak osprey]

Why is packgod here

[solar mesa]

to humble you

[supple ember]

Same lmao

[solar mesa]

nah but deadass tho

[supple ember]

Is this the real pack good?

[solar mesa]

yes

[supple ember]

No way

[weak osprey]

Aint no way bru

[supple ember]

Are you yanking my pizzle?

[weak osprey]

Its the real packgod

[solar mesa]

shut your ice cream cone chicken bone flip google chrome flip phone

[sleek gull]

His name is all caps, that way you know it is really him

[solar mesa]

get humbled

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/illuvium-gif-9231195383954961932

[shell bronze]

i too have been known to partake in alternate choices of weaponry @neat crow

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-put-some-ice-gif-13002846

[neat crow]

Why the buckler

Shields are shit

[solar mesa]

nah but srlsly how do i grapple without js letting go

[neat crow]

In this game anyway

[supple ember]

Just hold on

With both hands

And throw them

[solar mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-helps-lil-yachty-with-gif-25712752

[neat crow]

Get halfsword enhancer and boost grip strength it's the only way.

[solar mesa]

damn no gif perms

[shell bronze]

as always, to make a statement on how i don't 2h like these hs7 contenders

[neat crow]

Grip strength is so 50/50 in vanilla

[sleek gull]

They can be tough to get used to. But they are pretty great when you learn to finese with them

[solar mesa]

is that like

the mod

[neat crow]

Yea

[solar mesa]

no clue how to download mods i rarely game on pc

[supple ember]

Hucklers are actually peak

Bucklers*

[neat crow]

I didnt either i just asked people

[solar mesa]

ill check the mods channel hold up

[sleek gull]

pinklepuff uses hucklers. he be huckin them at everyone.

[supple ember]

Sucklers

[shell bronze]

@neat crow

[neat crow]

I mainly hate them because 99% of weapons feel terrible in 1 hand. Also it's annoying when you get your weapon behind the shield

[supple ember]

How many house you got on halfsword?

Hours*

[shell bronze]

6

[supple ember]

Woah

[neat crow]

Hundred

[supple ember]

Only?

[sleek gull]

Yeah, I agree, getting your weapon stuck on your shield kinda sucks

[shell bronze]

i wish

[neat crow]

600

Not 6

[supple ember]

I just reached 2,500

[neat crow]

This man has more than 6 hours of clips in this server

[neat crow]

Holy shit

[sleek gull]

788 hours. 12 more to go to meet my goal before EA

[supple ember]

In the demo, I got another 700 in playtest

[boreal path]

some are luckier than others

[neat crow]

Fr?

[supple ember]

Yeah

[neat crow]

[supple ember]

Wau?

[shell bronze]

only thing i don't use is spear and shield

that combo is so ass

[neat crow]

Spear users arent people

[supple ember]

I just reached 150 hours on the itch io version

[neat crow]

How long has the demo even been out for

[supple ember]

Good while, I forgot

[neat crow]

Poleaxe and shield

[shell bronze]

not a vanilla configuration, does not count

[soft osprey]

id like to point you to another user who has his own thread because of how often he posts images and clips

[supple ember]

Yeah I’m almost at 600 hours though, so that’s my goal before ea

[shell bronze]

he ain't got shit on me

[neat crow]

Inane

[supple ember]

I’m not active in this server, but doesn’t mean I’m not around

[soft osprey]

i believe we need to hold an intervention

[shell bronze]

have another one, this time machete style

[shell bronze]

god put me on this earth to play half sword and post a clip every 5 seconds

[neat crow]

This is the only good 1 handed weapon besides daggers

[neat crow]

Also Clueless how do you clip clips on steam

I tried

But it didnt show up in my files and when i tried to export it off steam it gave me an error

Also the quality was shit even though i set it to high

[shell bronze]

just clipboard it

[neat crow]

What?

[shell bronze]

copy to clipboard

post here

then save

[plain token]

died from this

[glossy tendon]

im curious how close halfsword is to being finished

[wheat leaf]

pretty sure the game has fairly precise anatomy for the hitboxes like arteries and organs

[plain token]

that is a candle pike

that is 1 tenth deep

[wheat leaf]

the finest stabbing weapon in the game

solid 1" or more on that spike

[restive barn]

hi chat

[velvet halo]

hi

[wheat leaf]

[hard oracle]

yuyuyuyuyuyuaewa Hello.

[wheat leaf]

first round of the night

[barren vine]

dont even gotta swing

i LOVE heavy voulge

genuinely best weapon

good even in knight tier

[wheat leaf]

has so much force behind every swing, either cuts in super deep or hits armor like a truck

very fun

[barren vine]

genuinely cuts through legs so easily

probably because the blade is as wide as the leg

[wheat leaf]

it has some of the same characteristics as the battleaxe or plancon in how it can deal instant damage or cut with barely any contact which im not a fan of, but the weapon itself is great

[barren vine]

whoops theres your head

HOLY SHIT

beat him one handed naked 💔

im the king 💔

[quartz nimbus]

the pure AURA

sit down son, the banana man cometh

[quartz nimbus]

nice

[azure mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-sketty-doldt22-sketty-gif-8630522505092469136

[soft osprey]

Don’t use slurs here, abbreviated or not.

You will be removed if you do it again

[bitter wedge]

what slur?

[shell bronze]

?

[mental kelp]

poleh*mmer

[shell bronze]

c*reer

[azure mirage]

j*b

[bitter wedge]

lol

[steady ice]

Oh, I’m so sorry. I won’t do it again.

[soft cape]

me coming home after my second job getting excited to half sword and i see this

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431067205285449799/7608F51.MP4?ex=68fd6231&is=68fc10b1&hm=cad73a7fc12bdb5632931ce333bef7d65b79bfeb1120d27edae09e0583b282d4&

[soft cape]

slick

[soft osprey]

Thank you

[steady ice]

I was back right after a party, guess I’m still a bit too wild lol

Thanks for letting me know

[barren vine]

what slur he'd used

[barren vine]

i didnt see a slur be used i was wonderin what he said

[restive barn]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[shell bronze]

ok

[barren vine]

yall think i can beat a knight as a soldier w/o clicking any buttons on my mouse

[silent stag]

opinions?

[barren vine]

and STAY OUT!

[azure mirage]

it's aigh

[barren vine]

premature celebration gone wrong

[silent stag]

idk if it changes anything but it's on low graphics mode

[silent stag]

bro ate willie's willie💔

[sudden ravine]

had my way with willie

got a bit violent

[barren vine]

hey i technically won

dunno how but i got him to let go of his sword

but then he broke my right hand

so i kinda just had to swing wildly at him with my left

[grim imp]

I finally just beat the gold knight reeeee

[azure mirage]

yeah it changes

[barren vine]

okay man

[sly bobcat]

i love doing this

[azure mirage]

do you have betterdiscord or something

[finite cypress]

guys

whats the best way to use barons weapons

or

whats the best weapons he has

to use

[tough hollow]

suicide

[wheat wigeon]

Dunno what that is 🤷‍♂️

[finite cypress]

no

the thing on his shoulder and the mace

[tough hollow]

the one thats the best

[supple shard]

this game is so fucking fire

[round stone]

gn half bros

whats new?

[azure mirage]

discord extension

[silent stag]

Delete ts asap

RN

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[silent stag]

Why are you reverse gripping it

[restive barn]

im not

[silent stag]

Oh mb it looked like the first hand was lol

[modest igloo]

did they update punching? like if I hold both clicks I literally cant throw any punches, or is that a bug

[silent stag]

Bug

[modest igloo]

I literally verified game files and reinstalled

dk how to fix it

[round stone]

Surfing on top of a small spear user

[modern tiger]

Cool, now try surfing on the baron.

[round stone]

Sure, man, if only there was a way to skip all the foreplay before finding him

[modern tiger]

👍

[round stone]

But yeah, I'll surf on top of any long stick user/enjoyer

Also that

[tough hollow]

41

[round stone]

poor guy

[supple shard]

is it just me or is abyss way more fun than anything else

i can just use candlestick until endgame

[eternal olive]

when are yall releasing children to fight?

[hasty bone]

bro these fatal errors are finna make me crash out

ive gotten at least 10 of these things in the last 20 minutes

[remote iris]

61

[azure mirage]

no

won't release

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[plain token]

How does zirconium taste

[azure mirage]

how does what taste

[devout axle]

zirconium

[azure mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/zr-zirconium-codm-gif-22297701

[devout axle]

apparently its odorless and flavorless

so like nothing

[plain token]

It probably feels like something in the mouth

[devout axle]

probably

[plain token]

Even air has a taste

[weak osprey]

yes

[wheat leaf]

sick photo

[wheat leaf]

thats not default greatsword is it?

[restive barn]

its not

[full ermine]

Modded.

You can spawn them with the enhancer i believe.

[restive barn]

i modified it to be more like a zweihander than a 15th century greatsword

[restive barn]

nope

[full ermine]

I can atleast.

[wheat leaf]

figured, handle length is different

[restive barn]

nope

its custom made

you can tell by the handle

also if you look closely you can see a chainmail shirt

thats completely modded

[wheat leaf]

wooooaaah howd you do that

[restive barn]

its a remodule and reskin of the arming doublet

[wheat leaf]

i havent seen any modded clothes yet rlly, thats awesome

[restive barn]

it replaces the arming doublet basically

[wheat leaf]

do you have that greatsword open for download rn or still working on it?

if you even planned on making it public

[restive barn]

when i learn how to make it a lua mod i will release it

[restive barn]

currently its made by editing some values in ue4ss

[restive barn]

oh my god lmao

oh yeah right

you have a tiktok account

[wheat leaf]

ive yet to see someone split on this angle thats gnarly

[wheat leaf]

hope to try it soon whenever you do it

[restive barn]

i can probably teach you how to do it

[wheat leaf]

looks really neat, im curious if the wider grip makes it any more stable than normal greatsword

wdym? like how to make it?

[restive barn]

yeah its ue4ss

editing values to get a desired look

also yes, the maille shirt works

it works like the neck chainmail piece

except no hit sound

it does rattle when you walk tho

[wheat leaf]

what is eu4ss?

[weak osprey]

Unreal engine 4

Idk the ss

[restive barn]

modding tool

i dont think i can share how to use it here

[wheat leaf]

all g, im impressively bad at modding software 😅

like i said tho hope to see it soon but no rush ofc, i still gotta work through the 2nd and 3rd packs you made

really like the friggin uhhhh whats it called

roman sword

[small mica]

Gladius

[wheat leaf]

my man

thank you

[small mica]

Falchion is another option

[wheat leaf]

the gladius he made as a mod just has really smooth accurate stabs

im tryna learn falchion too tho its a tricky one 1 handed

[small mica]

Oh I was just naming another sword Romans used, I didn't know it was a mod

[wheat leaf]

when did romans have falchions

[small mica]

Am I crazy? I thought they had em

[wheat leaf]

from what im reading they are a 13th to 16th century sword

[small mica]

Nah I'm crazy

[wheat leaf]

i feel like the romans did have a single edge sword like that though

i might be crazy too xD

the Kopis was around that timeframe though, that what your thinking of?

[weak osprey]

Armet is love armet is life

[wild rock]

blah my game keeps crashing at like the 3rd 4th wave of the last challenge

[weak osprey]

Try turning off the blood

Or gore

Or tone down the graphics

[reef vector]

just remove the surrender mechanic at this point

[digital edge]

Why?

[reef vector]

because it never actually works when you need it to, the only time it works is when you are perfectly healthy

[digital edge]

Fair point
I always bleed out before I have the time to give up
But I have a trick. I slow down time with F then I hold G

The give up won't slow down with it!

[reef vector]

gross it's a nub

[eternal olive]

Can’t really surrender when you’re being brutally murdered and dismembered, it makes sense to surrender while still in health so that makes no sense on your part

[reef vector]

I was testing the mechanic

because so far it had always ended up with me dying when the bar maxes out

hey I won

[restive barn]

wünterbeest

[reef vector]

bro how do I fight my arm dislocated itself

[restive garnet]

Willie batics

Hi mwb

[restive garnet]

Jayden

[reef vector]

think he'll survive?

[barren vine]

got dammed skeeta snuck up my shorts sting me on the sack now howsa man posta itch his balls hard nuf to really scratch the skeeta bite les i hurt my sack

[weak osprey]

Of course not

[weak osprey]

REF! DO SOMETHING

[sudden ravine]

yes

[restive garnet]

What did you do to willie

[reef vector]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-slayer-demon-slayer-season-2-demon-slayer-s2-kimetsu-no-yaiba-kimetsu-no-yaiba-s2-gif-12453394018818312016

[weak osprey]

Most grotesque picture of willie

[sudden ravine]

skinned willie

[sudden ravine]

lmao

[sudden ravine]

we are not ready for ea 😭

its gonna be so grotesque

[weak osprey]

Hella grotesque = fun

But disturbing for some

[sudden ravine]

yea

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

I remember I used to play half sword in the abyss demo, but got bored and stopped playing it

Installed it once again a months ago, now got hooked

The same process to like a game for me

[wheat leaf]

swing my sword 'till willies dead
now its time to rest my weary head.

[true wind]

This game is literally unplayable dog shit. My guy falls over after taking a few steps and just flops on the ground. I wouldn't pay $1 for this game

[weak osprey]

Epic fail

[grizzled palm]

"I am the baron now"

[weak osprey]

Baron and knight hybrid

[weak osprey]

Git gud bud

[true wind]

Bother git gud at getting a job.

Also work on your reading comprehension. If holding W makes your character fall over you've made a dog shit game

[jolly gorge]

Bait used to be good 😔

[weak osprey]

Held W for a long time my willie never fell

[jolly gorge]

Willie, play The Funeral by Band of Horses

[true wind]

Like, I don't even swing or get hit. Start fight, hold W, jelly legs and then fall over. Fucking devs need to get gud if they ever want anyone to pay for this shit

[true wind]

Try using the bardiche

[weak osprey]

Did many times

My willie never even FELL during my attempts

[true wind]

Ok cool whatever fuck this game lol

[weak osprey]

Literally no moment in the game my willie fell

[jolly gorge]

Your Willie can sense a lack of confidence and will act accordingly. Many Willies have issues staying up. You're not alone and it is nothing to be ashamed about

[true wind]

Lmao

[weak osprey]

My reading comprehension is good bud, just telling you to git gud cuz there is no such thing like this that ever happens all the time

What u talking bout

[true wind]

How do you guys typically keep your willies up during a sweaty sword fight?

[weak osprey]

Just give him some rest and space to recover when outta stamina n keep fighting

[torn steeple]

use an axe instead of a sword

this is the only solution

[weak osprey]

The axe player has spoken

Use a mace instead of an axe

This is the only solution

[wheat gust]

anyone know any kind of helmet in hs that looks like this one?

[unique socket]

There are about 20 pixels in that picture bud

[vital perch]

hello chat

[wheat gust]

your name is Sem bud

[wheat gust]

who the fuh let am inion here bro

why is oaf trying to hit the fg death pose

[dark folio]

Hello

[wheat gust]

hi

[jolly gorge]

choose your willie whacker

[mint hollow]

Will should really learn to not charge into a fucking tank wielding a 20 foot spear

[quaint ingot]

Catapult

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/barba-branca-gif-26177073

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lna7bdiWjV0pN1AJm?invite=cr-MSxiMTMsNDEyNTYyNzA5&v=15

and so i crashed

[wheat gust]

i want dat one

so i took a picture with the camera on hs but for some reason it just removed the enhancer ui

[grizzled palm]

what if when multiplayer is a thing, we make a burhurt football?

where it is first a burhurt but it ended the moment someone got decapitaed and then we used their head as football

[shell bronze]

very insightful and civil feedback!
restart the game and move on; if the issue persists, it could be an fps-related thing. otherwise, it's simply an unfinished and unrefined tech demo and there's no reason to make these remarks out in public as you've paid absolutely nothing for this demo anyways

[royal jackal]

after blood sweat and tears

[tough yew]

Isn’t Willie just suddenly falling down a very rare rare bug that people barely experience?

[tough yew]

https://tenor.com/view/he-did-it-gif-25741033

[royal jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-yippee-cat-gif-6081453495700419424

[wheat gust]

hs sword unsheathing my beloved

you actually hav to pul lyour sword out

[tough yew]

Hope it gets more polished eventually

Still get my sheathe stuck sometimes

[royal jackal]

My dumbass even trembles down when im tryna unsheathe my sword

[wheat gust]

his ears might habe a bit of ringing

[royal jackal]

Hes fine

Just a slap a bandaid on it and hes good

[wheat gust]

its also really fun when someone stabs you in a nonvital area and you can pull out the weapon and even use it

willie so stupid it doesnt even have a brain

[quaint yacht]

how to defeat longsword boss ı have 60hr but this shi very hard🤧

[wheat gust]

use hard weapon to parry sword then use hard weapon to hit boss

[royal jackal]

like the 3rd or 4th one?

with the black jacket

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430761608862240893/7208AC1.MP4?ex=68fd9715&is=68fc4595&hm=71f195944ba52d577e4b7233b0e8d87f818d85a724fe3370fddf0480217c8746&

[quaint yacht]

yes

3

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

[quaint yacht]

ty ty

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429646539957075999/8E10EB1.mp4?ex=68fd7d18&is=68fc2b98&hm=a4f900c91261ddf5af1c1162734e355b3497b65e1a746a30c6384aded062c835&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1412160329873358928/3665501.MP4?ex=68fdd08b&is=68fc7f0b&hm=eb9123fe4b34b9dd9b62a36746a6685db7dc50def4e6fafee5f63667526b4ccd&

[wheat gust]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lnaDW8WM8F0D8gjXZ?invite=cr-MSxaYkosMzAwMDg1Mzky&v=19 He spinned the spear

[shell bronze]

reminds me of this clip @wheat gust

[weak osprey]

Slap some ibuprofen on that

[wheat gust]

the witch flies away

[wheat gust]

honestly switching grips (pressing x) after hitting is oen of the coolest yet unnecessary things to do in hs

cool because it adds some variety and can catch the opponent offguard

but unnecessary because yo ucould also like aim for some other body part without switching to your other hand

[shell bronze]

most fights would end like this if we didn't care about cool

[supple ember]

Do you sleep? What’s your time zone? It’s actually concerning.

[shell bronze]

1. no
2. est

[wheat gust]

the clueless does not concern himself with peasant things such as slumber

[shell bronze]

i hold dominion over halfcord and its subjects

[supple ember]

It’s 640AM bro.

[shell bronze]

and here i am

[supple ember]

I’m est too. I thought we had the same timezone since every time I look in here your here, but I figured you wouldn’t be in here this early

[shell bronze]

i wouldn't be this server's premiere superstar if i had a fixed schedule or a limited availability time frame like some of these LOSERS

[sand herald]

you tell em

[supple ember]

I mean true but I’m still confused because when do you sleep. Like actually lol

[wheat gust]

never even knew about todayiwill

[shell bronze]

it's either 3-4am after 5+ uninterrupted hours of clip spam

or 9-10pm like a reasonable working man with a 10 hour shift ahead

[supple ember]

I found the gap.

[shell bronze]

bingo

[supple ember]

Ok so you just wake up early too lol.

[shell bronze]

hell no lmao

[supple ember]

It’s early though

[shell bronze]

this was just an early sleep type of night i'm going back to sleep like rn to get my last 3 hours in before i go to work

[shell bronze]

i have a bad habit of waking up after 6 hours of sleep for whatever reason (only happens when i decide to sleep at a normal time)

[supple ember]

An ok. Well take it easy man. Good night 😘

😴 *

[shell bronze]

i get on discord for a bit to catch up on pings, then return to sleep

[shell bronze]

woaj

woah

[supple ember]

Lmao

[shell bronze]

i don't know you like that

[supple ember]

Wrong emoji man

I corrected myself

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1428928049323446295/image0.gif

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-eye-roll-annoyed-awkward-awkward-silence-gif-8519527199733944803

[supple ember]

Woah woah DELETE THIS NOW

[wheat gust]

crucified

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[latent moon]

i cut off his face

[cunning aspen]

Jeez. I just made a hole in his torax

[keen gate]

i think hes fine

all he needs is a chest seal

[wheat gust]

wgats a new weapon pack i can get

[hot geyser]

092156.7

[night jacinth]

ae

[shadow badger]

thats very nice shirt honestly

people had mega drip back in the day

[brittle epoch]

i like to imagine that half sword could be an open world story game. in my opinion it would be the best medieval game of all times, but as far as i know its only mediaval combat simulator and it will be like that😔

[cobalt kestrel]

hi boys

I noticed that the auto lock on target was not working anymore

anyone has this issue as well ?

[brittle epoch]

press z

in combat

[cobalt kestrel]

oh ok

thank you

[brittle epoch]

your welcome

[hasty blade]

tomorow bar fights fr fr

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bart-joe-bartolozzi-dance-funky-gif-15654574488447184285

[hollow badger]

why doesnt this game need 90% of its files

[shadow badger]

other files are just free chinese spyware

[deep shale]

chinese spyware at an economical price?
satisfactory

[drowsy flint]

Play Halfsword, destroy genitalia

[deep shale]

half phallice

[drowsy flint]

whys it seem like the axe is blunt half the time?

or youre hitting with the back/flat edge

its odd, like the swing doesnt line up or something

[vital perch]

reminder

[soft osprey]

Level 1 should be in the bottom tier. Damn pinkies

[vital perch]

white ones are even worse

🤮

[restive garnet]

Muhahahahahahah

[soft osprey]

I should also have my own spot all the way above the peak

[vital perch]

could we pin this possibly

[restive garnet]

Am gonna eat a jar of peanut butter

[soft osprey]

I would if not for the fact that people have genuinely complained about roleism

Idk if mcwonder would like it

[drowsy flint]

i mean, lifes hard get a helmet ig

[deep shale]

they should erect a statue of me

[vital perch]

its not wrong tho isnt it

[vital perch]

you're already better than 99.5% of the server

[drowsy flint]

love the beggar knife fights so much

[dark folio]

Yes

[dark folio]

Yes

[deep shale]

i cant think of a better way to start a gauntlet run

[wheat gust]

tbh its a bummer that using alt to thrust your sword whilst cutting doesnt do anything

[deep shale]

nab those free two points and go stab the boss

[wheat gust]

if you dont understand, basically you could push and pull whilst cutting or when a sword is on your opponent, but it doeesnt do any damage

[deep shale]

had my hand severed but i thugged it out with the roundhouse kick

[steady ice]

It’s ok man, this is a safe space 😘

[polar sand]

whats up with my movement

i cant punch properly my movement is all stiff, wasnt like this beforehand

[wheat gust]

is this the new tech

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/catdance-gangnam-style-cute-cat-gif-11020797830010762324

[weak osprey]

Would accept offer

[vital perch]

reminds me of that one trollge meme where he would stand on a chair and pull it up for infinite flight

[tender quest]

has a shield, doesnt use it

[rose flint]

does anyone why in the ultimate challenge it keeps crashing mid way

[vital perch]

turn off blood completely

gore is fine to stay

[rose flint]

oh alright

[weak osprey]

has full armor + a GOOD COVERAGE shield but fails to utilize it

[rose flint]

thanks bro

[vital perch]

yw

[vital perch]

fuck shields

[weak osprey]

fuck it, parrying is better

[vital perch]

fuck it, 1 hit KOs are better

[weak osprey]

Mace transcends all

[vital perch]

mace >>> all other weapons

change my mind

[wheat gust]

poleaxe with mace on the sides

it can slice

it can mace

its long

[vital perch]

it's not a mace , that's the thing

[wheat gust]

either that or a crossbow and really good aim

actually no

longbow

[tender quest]

you cant slice peoples faces off with a mace 😔

[wheat gust]

cuz crossbows dont deal as much damage

[wheat gust]

neither can you slice their heads open to make fun of the steak-style marbling they have in their skul linstead of a brain

[vital perch]

but you can bypass armor

[rapid vigil]

is it just me that doesnt enjoy late game fighting? its a lot of poke enemy with stick and hope they bleed

[wheat gust]

seriously tho why does the braincase of a willie just have the texture of a steak

[vital perch]

late game you'll want to focus on KOing than killing , blunt damage is your best friend

[tender quest]

i can do that too, plus i get added skill points for getting pommel strikes

[rapid vigil]

so like the short sticks with the metal ball on the end just whack them?

[weak osprey]

Its not only poking enemies, but bashing with blunt damage too

[vital perch]

but can you do it in one strike

[green path]

EVERYONE

I JUST BEAT THE GAME

LAST NIGHT

[vital perch]

yes , generally anything that doesnt look like an axe/blade

[rapid vigil]

congrats

[rapid vigil]

ah ok ty

[weak osprey]

congrats pal

[green path]

IVE BEEN TRYING FOR MONTHS

[vital perch]

add a @ to this

[wheat gust]

yawn, long pommel on a sword

[green path]

AND FINNALLY THE BARON IS FRIDGING DEAD

I HVAE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[wheat gust]

fuck

[vapid quarry]

halfballs

[vital perch]

reposting those one last time

[weak osprey]

They should add gordon freeman in half sword

[hasty blade]

early access launches yesterday1!1!! we onli haev to wait 1 yesterday for itt11!1!

https://tenor.com/view/замок-gif-24778616

[shy bloom]

how can i reset my game i forgot 😭

[lime zinc]

guys when is the release date for halfsword

[hasty blade]

tomoro11!!11!!

[lime zinc]

is it

[hasty blade]

HA

EMBED FAIL

[steel harness]

how do i buy ea

[hasty blade]

pray to frank

[steel harness]

where do i buy ea bro

[wheat gust]

thoughts?

[lime zinc]

i hope that when the game releases they start to work on multyplayer

https://tenor.com/view/jason-voorhees-friday-the13th-door-slam-halloween-scary-gif-1675336381120305277

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[torn narwhal]

i wonder how brigandines are going to work in this gmae

[hasty blade]

nahhh we need bar fights instead

😭

[torn narwhal]

what

[weak osprey]

Looks good

[wraith slate]

is there a way to undo my progress in the Demo? I finished the Demo and i want to start over again but i couldn't find a button in the settings or game files that looked like save files

[supple ember]

^

[wraith slate]

Thx

[kindred cairn]

how do you throw chat

[weak osprey]

Do a throwing motion then click e at the perfect time

[dark folio]

Never

[torn narwhal]

cancelled 💔

[kindred cairn]

3 seconds from now

[weak osprey]

Erased

[dark folio]

Gamss getting unreleased

[weak osprey]

We just have to wait ig

[torn narwhal]

you might be i dont

[gleaming flower]

guys, you can scream insults at you enemy by pressing "g"

[weak osprey]

Ye

Ragamuffin!

[meager torrent]

Btw

If anyone's wondering why they died from a cut to the pinky or toes

[gleaming flower]

GARSDUNCKS (whatever they say)

[tender turret]

are they really ?

[meager torrent]

It's because of an artery that's everywhere on your body

Called

[gleaming flower]

YAY ARTYEYS

i love cutting them fr fr

kills people

[tender turret]

fr

[meager torrent]

The fukyu artery, discovered and taken advantage of by Japanese samurai miyamato maderfuker

[fierce umbra]

uhh...?

[meager torrent]

That's why you die to a cut at the pinky

[tender turret]

has anyone of u ever played with controller ?

[meager torrent]

(not serious)

[weak osprey]

Poor willy

[meager torrent]

Poor willy

[gleaming flower]

"maderfuker" sounds so funny for some reason
prob cause i speak English

[gleaming flower]

bro beat at his balls so much

[meager torrent]

Bro

[fierce umbra]

idek how that happened

[meager torrent]

It's a joke

I made that shit up

[gleaming flower]

i know

i was saying the name

[meager torrent]

Oh ok

[gleaming flower]

"maderfuker"

is funny

buh

[meager torrent]

Alr

[polar hemlock]

i am still able to move btw

[weak osprey]

2 willies got injured today 😔

[gleaming flower]

yay

[ruby glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603432914159534100/1431393341207085170/5A06FF1.MP4?ex=68fde92e&is=68fc97ae&hm=72a3a92dae42e7610fdf71ded972532123b0a582974dd145ec6d12ceff35fc98&

[meager torrent]

Damn

[tender turret]

how can i get the photos out of my library ?

[gleaming flower]

gwah

download

DOWNLOAD THE PHOTOS

[tender turret]

where ?

[gleaming flower]

they are saved to cloud

in the library

[meager torrent]

"guys, let's split up" willy said to his legs

[weak osprey]

Go to the half sword files and go prolly inside the file called local

[polar hemlock]

im just confused now

[gleaming flower]

i think he's talking about steam screenshots

[meager torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-newton-newton-xd-gif-21348577

[tender turret]

yeah

[weak osprey]

Hm alr

[meager torrent]

I'm low-key albert einstein

[weak osprey]

Much better if nothing fell on his head

at all

[gleaming flower]

@tender turret

[tender turret]

thx

[meager torrent]

Is there any kind of damage

Or did you low-key just split up

[gleaming flower]

maybe it cut in a way where it was possible for him to survive due t the damage system

[dark folio]

Ik

[tender turret]

DID U GUYS KNOW THAT U CAN SNAP WILLIES NECK WITH THE CANDLESTICK

[meager torrent]

Yeah it's op

[torn narwhal]

i have only just realised that lots of t5 and t6 kits have mail standards hidden under their ambesons

[meager torrent]

But are there any grabs that can snap necks

[tender turret]

IDK I JUST HEAR THAT SNAPPING SOUND AND THEN HES DEAD

[torn narwhal]

anything with sufficient momentum can can snap necks

[tender turret]

IT WOULD BE FIRE IF U COULD SNAP HIS NECK IN A FIST FIGHT

[torn narwhal]

always pretty gruesome when it happens

[torn narwhal]

you probably can if you exploit the curernt lack of caps on most movement

[meager torrent]

Oh

[vital perch]

chat , i made a splitscreen gamemode suggestion , i'd apprieciate checking it out

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1431637268673597590

[meager torrent]

I thought you said lock of caps lmao

[tender turret]

HAVE U GUYS ALSO SEEN THAT THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A MODE WERE UR FIGHTING ON A BRIDGE AND SPIKES ARE BENEATH YOU

[meager torrent]

As in capslock

[torn narwhal]

chat is this drip

[meager torrent]

Electro wizard type drip

[tender turret]

FR'

[dusty perch]

.

[vital perch]

get a hosen fully blue for maximum drip

[meager torrent]

Yellow and blue electricity type drip

[thorn crater]

This man has not an ounce of drip

[torn narwhal]

i chose to include the yellow

i cna edit it to be ble but that seems like too much blue

[tender turret]

SOUNDS DOPE AS HELL

[torn narwhal]

if anything i'd make hosen fully yellow

[vital perch]

upvote then :)

[tender turret]

WILL DO

[torn narwhal]

💔

[tender turret]

WAIT HOW DO I REACT TO MESSAGES ON DISCORD

LIKE WITH EMOJIES

[meager torrent]

Squirtle ahh drip

So

You hold or click on something

[vital perch]

hover over to the message

[meager torrent]

Then you press the emoji button

[vital perch]

you will have a grey smile face on the right

[meager torrent]

At the top right I think

[vital perch]

if ur on ur phone hold the message

[tender turret]

NAH PC

YES

YES

sorry

[meager torrent]

Sorry

[tender turret]

👍

[meager torrent]

👍

[meager torrent]

🤝 ❔

[vital perch]

dog

[torn narwhal]

okay but t6 with a dagger is actually fun

[vital perch]

london vs germany

or wherever voulge is from

[meager torrent]

No it's torture you've got something that's like 5 or 10 times as small as their one

[torn narwhal]

i totally outskilled htis guy ignore the fact that i got my skull skimmed

[polar hemlock]

i got seperated but i could just keep playing lmao

could kick but idk i just didnt die

[meager torrent]

Could you swing

[tender turret]

i hope they add like german voice lines and maybe let u fight a war against another fraction

[meager torrent]

Or do a high five

Or headbutt

Or grab

Or shoulder bash

[torn narwhal]

middle brezhoneg voicelines

i can dream

[meager torrent]

I swear if they do that someone's gonna mod willy to say heil

[torn narwhal]

i'd assume any language they're adding they'd do the 15th century version

[tender turret]

thats crazy 😂

yeah i would undarstand a single german word

[vital perch]

das ist nicht gut

[tender turret]

ehrlich nicht

[torn narwhal]

german should be pretty comprehensible for anglophones

[vital perch]

ja , deustch ist einfach fur english

[tender turret]

fr

[polar hemlock]

it moved my other halfs arms

[vital perch]

are you german maybe

[polar hemlock]

first person also bugged out trying to show multiple points of views from both parts

[meager torrent]

Anyone have any tips on accuracy and actually being able to hit willy cuz I just countered willy and he was rocked for like 10 seconds, no blood but he was completely standing still

[tender turret]

yes

[vital perch]

hallo from polen :D

[tender turret]

moin aus Nrw

[polar hemlock]

slow smooth mouse movements and respect of the passive parry window

[meager torrent]

In fist play

[vital perch]

just kick the fucker

[meager torrent]

Alr maybe that might help

[meager torrent]

Bro, I have issues with fist accuracy let alone kick accuracy

[torn narwhal]

middle dutch voices would be cool

[vital perch]

skill issue

[meager torrent]

Alr

[tender turret]

U guys think that there will ever be a online multiplayer

[polar hemlock]

move side to side with your punches and maintain good distance

[tender turret]

gotta pray for it

[vital perch]

i mean , multiplayer will be possible when splitscreen releases

you'll need zerotier/hamachi tho

[tender turret]

whats zerotier

[torn narwhal]

splitscreen requires a controller user is the only thing

unless you allocate parts of the keyboard to the various users

[tender turret]

💀

i cant imagne playing halfsword with a controller

[torn narwhal]

honestly with the current extremely simple control scheme I imagine it plays fine

but as the game gets more complicated idk

[vital perch]

global, peer-to-peer virtual private network (VPN) that works across any device and location

[torn narwhal]

you can also use steam remote play once splitscreen is out

[tender turret]

thats cool

[torn narwhal]

i would assume

anyway

[vital perch]

so essentially zerotier makes a server out of your pc for you and your friend to use

[meager torrent]

Half sword with a controller would prob just feel hella janky, unprecise, uncontrollable and stiff

Cuz how are you gonna do those small movements that are so necessary for this game

[signal wedge]

pringles cheddar

[vital perch]

pc players will just have an advantage

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vital perch]

pringle

[torn narwhal]

pringles sour cream and onion

[vital perch]

my fav

[torn narwhal]

after the first miss i was really hoping the video would just be 3 misses