#halfsword-chat-⚔
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someone should mod an anti tank rifle from ww1 that pierces multiple willie
mfw mods trade "pics" in halfsword chat
show us the secret mod only feet channel
thats where they're keeping the early access update
are you using trainer cuz hwat is that force twinominator
that's highly classified information
so it IS real
the real reason i want to be a mod
only applies to some people in the moderation team
want to name them
they know themselves.
fair enough
should be pretty obvious
bro really said >
He’s just checking the blade length
“Hmm yes 1.25x leg”
billhook carries, almost beat the barons challenge with it but he chopped my leg off 💔
I miss being able to ragdoll opponents, like in halfsword gauntlet
i miss half swording my willie
😔
yall im a professional boxer in half sword
I love the krillhook
Could this be rocky balboa
it's god tier :D
my left hook is a danger to society
i already did, a while back
do you have a message link
nope 🙂
dangerous left hook, as said
would you like to do it again
We all know your pfp is a face reveal bud
awesome
4 of them
mods feet reveal daily until early access releases
his hat fell off
posted in announcements while @ -ing everyone
new update has not dropped
i think the big mace has so much less aura compared to two handed hammer
Quite snappy
Love when people think the old build is the new build
demo arena brainwash
Yuppp
bring back pre nerf halfsworded big axe
2h battleaxe is still a laser fym 😭😭
i'd fight a billion spearmen before 1 militaman armed with a plançon
chat, hear me out, Open world half sword. Basically kcd but half sword
i dont think that sounds anything like kcd
kind of just sounds like the tech demo but with a big map
bing bop
I’d argue there’s more similarities mechanically between for honor and KCD than KCD and half sword
But open world would be sick
half sword mixed with dinosaurs
physics based gory dinosaur fighting game
jurassic park collab half sword
Jurassic half
Oh add Marlboro reds too
park sword
half jurassic
Perfect game
half sword garfield cart
roflcopter in halfsword when
Dead chat
Hi fart farty mc farterton
I feel like fists are better than those ''pincers'' sheep cutters lmao or iron tongs
garfielf
potentially
you mean green goober
no
Like did anyone managed to kill someone with those iron tongs?
they hit like wet noodle
why does playtest willie kinda look like an action figure
hey, wet noodle can do damage in the right hands
Maybe
i disagree
Stop it
the shears are kinda eh but they're more effective than fists
same with the tongs
actually
nvm im probably just not thinking about some of the gamer strats
The shears are good but the tongs are mid
when it comes to physics engine fuckery
I get faster Ko's with fists than tongs tbh
nah theres no gamer strats they just suck
Maybe it's just me
talkng about for fists
shears aren't THAT bad
just stab them really
there might be a few then
Add evil willies please
there is the roundhouse kick
How would they look like?
i love you polehammer hook
i was not prepared for what happened when i unfroze that
Dirty, Blood red eyes, dirty nails, and scars
ima get a clip with the tongs
if you lower your standards it's really esay to get a clip
And they run at you really really fast
Arent i right @mild yarrow
did they a add more music tracks for demo, or am I going insane?
You play with the music on?
Stg that music would send me into psychosis if I played for too long with it
you dont??
i get it if you turn it off to play youre own music on Spotify but turning it off completely?
yeah i think
I like a lot of old music, like old but idk the hurdy gurdy here just sounds like terror
Fight or flight type sound
idk sounds dope af
is there any like rough estimate of when it'll release
Is it just me, or are lower tiers much harder than higher ones?
its going to release tomorrow
No you're right
When i get halberd b the rest of the gauntlet is easy
also is there any way to rebind stabbing to 1 button? instead of holding alt and moving mouse?
I dont think so
20-30 iirc
3-4 kidneys
Yo guys, did you know why i can't click on the "choose violence degree" screen when i launch the game ?
I'm freeze on this screen and can't play...
if I pray so very hard
I can spend money on this
thank's !
its comung out in 5 minutes
🙏
Is EA out yet?
no i think Human is trolling
What
lowkey im gonna get my hopes up till
November
thats where i think its coming out
who is peglegs
peglegs dees nuts
jello
i can't believe peglegs told you that
This is me and peglegs from back in 23
ohh that guy
yup
This was right after I won my first tournament
i shall believe peglegs
Yeah he never lies
I would definitely use that hair on my willy.
chat how do yall think fool's wheel is gonna be
like what
is it gonna be a gamemode
or something
Maybe
i love the fact theyre finally adding reverse dagger grip
i always wanted it so i could stab
closer to willies
once you get past a spearwillie's spearhead or something
I’m gonna accidentally stab myself in the stomach
probably yeah
ive accidentally stabbed myself in the thigh with the short candlestick once i think
they should lowkey unlock reverse grip for every weapon just for the funsies
I’ve accidentally stabbed my cat-sticks a few times
Kaboom
Kaboom
what a shite weapon
Truke
Live in 5, info in bio
i really hope this update comes soon, im really hanging on but its starting to get boring
same
i hope they make swords easier to finess
it would make trash people like me potentially better
and people like ovr even better
elaborate ?
make them easier to be more precise with
If it was some how easier to flourish....I would go so hard on it lol
Im gonna try to not play so much until early access so that its more fresh
I'm gonna spend 500 hours on the armor customization
good strat lowkey
i cant contain myself
i must get better. grah
i only have 30 hours in the demo
tbf i highly expect that a lot the high effort demo strats will be patched out
im like a peasant that just got handed a stick talking to like 15 longsword masters
not to sound egotistical but i've hit the point where i want to be worse at the game
im watching people drown while i die from thirst or something bro
well they're probably gonna rework the balancing of the weapons so youll have to relearn a bit anyways
i want to re-experience that learning curve
I find myself needing to almost ‘dumb’ myself down to Willie level so I can get more realistic interactions/duels
The cool part is that the AI can sometimes fight pretty realistically, like using legit techniques if you let it
i'll whip my greatsword around so it does something glitchy or unexpected just to throw some randomness into the fight
i feel like if you're struggling that hard to feel challenged stuff like daggers should be interesting
well
dpeending on how you're trying to use it
Can sometimes find new flourishy flicks that way
you can just close distance and be stupid
Daggers are a headache 😂 they need a rework
what tier do people usually play
i do that anyway, i have insane reach but i just run in close just for shits
I hope they add greatswords with blades like a zweihander how it has the second ‘guard’/ spikes on the blade
ive found myself playing alot of beggar
since boxing it out is my only good trait in this game
I'm new here can someone please explain Willie.
im pretty sure the earlier playtest builds the ai was more tactical, now if willie has sword and shield he'll throw away shield to switch to halfsword and mindlessly swing left or right
parierhaken are neat
is there any speculated release date now?
Q4 2025
people have speculated many things
i'd bet on november but peglegs told me its tomorrow
3 seconds from now
type shit
tomorrow it is
no its 3 seconds from now actually
man reapshade looks so pretty
i love the purple hue
whats the blue fog thing in dequitem's videos called?
its like this blue ambiance
normally in pine forests idk
when randomizing body is it better to have a short or tall character?
okie thx
when swinging left to right with a longsword is it reccomended you switch grips with X?
so the edge is always straight
no not really
doesnt make much of a difference
i really want to like
find a gamemode i can spar with
lognsword
i feel like i want to train it
i even made a custom loadout for it
?
like feder sparring?
dont know what that means
How many devs work on this shibang?
oh no im stupid
feder (federschwert) are practice swords
oh
yoooooo
do commoner
how many devs working on this thiiing
they're the best for longsword duels
i wish enhancer could spawn clones of you
is this thing GONNA BE RELEASED THIS YEAR???!
many questions
tomorrow
Like 3 or something
YIPPIEEEEEEE
I made that up
you wouldnt lie to me right
next hour
what commoner longsword is the longest
ill call off work for tomorrow
longsword T2?
im so excited
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHEED
commoner uses t1 bastard
they dont use longswords??
a bastard sword is a longsword
oh
yea I can do that irl too
im not educated on medieval shi
how do you parry that fast
your reaction time is incredible
you dont actually have to move your mouse that much the auto parry system does a lot of the work for you
just a matter of practice
how do you auto parry gang
It's always on
easier said than done btw
it's very sensitive
have a slider that allows you to control how much it actually helps you
i hope they add those longswords with a fancy ass hilt
the swept hilts?
or whatever they were called
a big part of the whole parrying shtick is that it honestly sucks in this game and you're better off just relying on movement and minimal blocking to kill people
Your def right abt the half swording part, I swear to Christ Willie will actively pick halfsword if Im normal stance, but when I halfsword then he goes normal, can’t ever be equal it’s weird
any kind of armor makes these boys half sword like crazy
wsg guys
can you still do the spinning death kick?
i may be getting better
i think im starting to finally land some hits
accurately
it may just be luck so ill test further
what just happened bro
i cut willie's neck and his sword
fell
ontop of his head
who are u ¿
no need to get philosophicall my friend
"I'm the sheriff of Oompa Loompa town"
This game but demon slayer
Fair enough
They weren’t even talking to you
Sure lmfao
Go to Steam, right click on the game, properties
Installed files
thanks gang
And then you can the Screenshots folder
i forgot i had this screenshot
he deserves it
took this one just now
holding bro like its a fish
does reshade reshades not register
on
screenshots
reshades for half sword look so arse imo
ehh i use reapshade it looks good
rather too warm or to vibrant no inbetween
this is what i was talking abut earlier
no clue how that happened
i have this, too 😭
i feel like i should post some of them into the
photography
i like the sword on head one
and the half sword thing
let me try
You lost that match?
no im the guy standing tall
i cut his neck and the way he dropped his sword it just kinda
stabbed itself..
into the guy's head..
it was so damn funny
Oh, totally, that isn't the wierdest thing that has happened, believe me
happens
Once, I threw my sword updwards, but it sliced me in half when it was spinning
a poor guy went to clutch his wound and forgot to drop his sword or smt
Damn, I can't see Clueless' videos
let me post the desp fried version
holding him hostage
i had an incredible one where one guy was clashing into the shield of the other
but it was lost to time i think
since that was the playtest
duel of the fates type shi
oh wow that one is really tiny
It was funny this way
this one is from 2024 its the demo i think
yeah the low quality
let me delete the high res one
so future people can laugh at it ig
Number 15, foot on Willie
Hey! That was so nice
what did i create??
what quality yall play at
frankenberg foot wiaeklawe,.,
me personally im running medium on dx11 but reapshade carries
wrong
damn
cant even run dx12 or it crashes on the abyss
shit sucks
i think i dont have enough ram
OH SO THATS WHAT CAUSES MY GAME TO CRASH IN ABYSS
oh actually its high dx11
Yes dx12 causes crashes for a lot of people
does it
back on half sword
Spent like 300 hours in this version before I figured out how to join playtest
first blood (fodder)
Maybe that’s why I can’t stand the music, that many hours of grotesque horrors in an abstract black abyssal space complimented by the hurdy gurdy of fever dreams
Yknow after trying the tiers of bastard sword and learning the differences, I can appreciate how you handle a t1 BS as smoothly as I could with a T3
Do the blade shapes impact its function too? Like the different heads and butt-spikes of a polearm
i didnt have the actual demo so i just used the abyss in the newer demo for it
my clips are fun to both inexperienced and experienced players because of this btw
people who know what's up can appreciate the level of game understanding/control to make these fights entertaining even against realism
Exactly, I can’t tell what’s new clips or old but with a decent understanding of HEMA it’s pleasing to watch for sure
me when not one ounce of applied HEMA knowledge in my clips
my brain uses what it thinks hema is
I guess it’s more the fundamentals of 2h sword fighting really, seems like different cultures still adhered to the same basics of parrying and striking
it's been established that i play off of what works with minimal ties to real techniques beyond what i know from kenjutsu/kendo
because there's only so many ways you can swing a sword at each other
Like this parry could be found in both European and Japanese manuscripts or teachings
Minor differences but still
can we get an update where we can play low graphics without resolution scale dropping. I want full 1080p low graphics 
my favorite one that distinguishes me the most from the rest of these azzclowns has to be the ukenagashi parry
Is that the one in the clip or something else? I’m unfamiliar w that name
this is possible right now you just have to throw the golden pear at a stray cat
that one crouch parry
be
moderate spellcaster
This game but demon slayer
?
Isn’t this just against how discord’s time setting work
wasnt there a guy who really hated guts from beserke.
fodder hours
I don’t know
Probably
ive seen a game like this before but its only unlcoked from chucking cans of microwaveable at your neigjbor
People don’t like manga for stupid reasons
What
becaause niquil cant fly
wasnt the a nyquil chicken challenge once
that like
put people in the hospital
tsuki
Niquil?
why does your sword glow red
what went quick
What are you going on about
bro is not in the know 😭
i killed 1000 willies and got new skin

1 trillion clips per nanosecond
knights handle haymakers very poorly
hi
so do homeless people
is there a vc?
yea just look into the schedule for nation plastic bin day
?
😂
whatdid i doo
👽
bro is an alien
ijust wanted to share screen
bro isnt in the know
I WANT TO KNOWWWWW
?
unc blocked me
polehammer hook my beloved
bro i already told you its in the schedule for nation planes cant swim document
only for level 3
oh
how get lv 3
be active for a bit
throw as many cats at hoemless woman for 30 minutes
BETTTTTTT
bar lights
cringe iaido larp with katana
e
we see the clips uncle theadore
i know you do and i will continue to post
xcept on national nasal stick friday
or else me and my assorment of fruits will have to take action
rick stevens sold me a cursed pair of headphones in 2012 bruh
Just found out, hitting someone in their head hard enough will make their helm fall off.
wat
Which normally wouldn't be that much but i just knocked some silver guy's helm off.
That's a normal hat i said helms.
bro wasnt talking to you
effects of discombobulation when you swing the hat sound of curtain train
when are they implmenting fish into halfsword
if you teach a man to fish they,...,,,,,,,,,,,,
Who else could bro possiblely be talking to.
not talking to you
Unless.
not you
clueless
its a clip you dweeb
Wow thanks for the great information.
Didn't notice at first.
Oooooh yee I see now, I like real Japanese sword techniques like Iaido especially there’s lots of variation in the up and down compared to European
Would these be period accurate
i spam clips in this chat on the 24/7 welcome to my world
Sorry he said silver helms and you showed a clip of some guy with a hat
if you really look closely you'd find decorative definite chicken capture
Please get with the context of the chat
polehammer
they dont rlly look like periods tbh so idk
HELLO THERE
yeah there's a lot of that there
mosquito generation initial
Please guys tell me
yes aliens are mousepads
The demo is no more avaliable?
I don’t know lots abt the eastern techniques but I see Iaido very often has a crouched or seated starting position
i dont know about that alien
yeah ivory aluminum experience
@tough hollow cool off with the reaction spam
The demo from steam
: man inside of wheelchair:
still available
yeah it's like 99% ceremonial and culture stuff
I cannot play it
how cool would it be if someone could capture the movements of any fighter in history with some mocap movement capturing tool, and was able to import their moves through the half sword opponent ai
Check your region.
I alreadly re install etc and an error mesage appears and dont run
Some regions can't play it.
a lil bit of that toying around
usually this could be done with poptarts and glue but idrk abt halfsword
if variable debate aluminum
whar
north airpod island
aliens are extinct
no they are not
no im not
you fool
bros an extraterrestial alien in hallfsword
100% more like a presentation of skills than anything
no, you are fool
thats not me halfsword also
yes
a show of ceremony and cultural significance
i dont belive you in halfsword
the miniature elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
cause of western sword aura
:fish////l in halfsword
bruh did the homeless shelter employees kick you out mid message also? in halfsword of course
take this needless bickering to #general-catfish-🐱🐟 so i can spam clips and talk about half sword in peace
there was no telling.,,,,,,,🐟fis🐠 in halfsword ofcourse
nice
the willies are getting too op
someone has to stop them before they get too powerfull
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Are you on drugs or going through a medical crisis? 😭
Important.
bro isnt in the know
Ok so im gonna assume it’s a bit of both
halfsord? halfsok? orang wiliei? halfsowrd update 4
what the fuck i got oneshot by the shears
when will they incorperate shrimp eating contests into halfsword?
We are Willie.
there will be no need for bloodshed there will be no need for bloodshed i spare the beef i spare the beef what gain is that in blood spilt what gain is that in blood spilt
This game but demon slayer
its not really rare to die after getting stapped in the back with rusted siscors
not sure how the rust is relevant
i was killed instantly
when i use it that thing can hardly scratch someone
i found a game like this on itch.io but the creator made me dump my trash into the homeless shelters air filters for 30 dollars before i could pay for the game
thats usually because when your using the willies adapt and become sentient tungston bricks
Losing doesnt necessarily mean instant death, it just means you can’t fight anymore. Same result in the end I guess but Thats an important distinction
my explanatiopn was better
this game but,,; willies knees melt when holdinmg,,, siege gameplaymutations brawlersbar statrankcheck
i usually have to pummel people with it
You should go to sleep
yall = homless shelter
Hominid shelter
bruh im obviously in the know
deadass
bros in thje know
Just shot a fellow and took his boots
next halfsword boss leak
god bless the mighty dachshund
T10 bossfight leak
Losing doesnt necessarily mean instant death, it just means you can’t fight anymore. Same result in the end I guess but Thats an important distinction
they should lowkey add this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/36YloVVLWoI
FREYLE/BURGUEN/ANDUXAR 1588-1640- Tudesquillo/Dutch Cloak (Full-Circle Back)
#cloak #renaissance #16thcentury #historicalfashion #reenactment #renfaire #shorts
It does if you hard like that
Um no, he told ME it was tomorrow. Your not that cool pal
Wdym atleast like you don’t know low long it is until the end of the year? It’s the same every time bro
they need to make those puffed pants too bro
the cloak AND the pants
bro i had 240 fps cap but vsync on
This game going to update or what

twin?
When game update
Yo, is this a glitch when I'm in the abyss and I hit someone I just get my game crashes and I get kicked is that just a glitch or that just me?
never
next glorb day


do you run dx12
me personally im running medium on dx11 but reapshade carries
BRO

NO! that is NOT solid snake!
last chance to look at me hector
my man is going to replace me
what languages are the G key voicelines for
what did i just blurt out bro
i meant what languages are the voicelines in once you press G
gurt
Mongolian
medium knife is PERFECT
i will say the most heinous and embarassing thing so you copy it
Do you have blood enabled
Are you on drugs or going through a medical crisis? 😭
Fine, keep your crashes
Ok so im gonna assume it’s a bit of both
I hope you crash more
And then come here for help and I’ll make sure nobody tells you
jester maxxing
oaf lowkey ragebaiting
We use ? And / commands, none of those lame !
my man is the best jester of Raggaland
@mighty nexus
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@mighty nexus
God damnit
@mighty nexus
The message is empty
🗣️ 🔥 💯
@mighty nexus
@mighty nexus
Do you have blood enabled
bro is feline
Fine, keep your crashes
I hope you crash more
OML WHAT IS WILLIE DOIN TO HIS WILLIE
uncle finnaly picked up his pills
what the fuck bro
its like a shock vid
whoever made this is a hellewite bro
Listen here buster brown OAF Youre well on your way to some mod abuse
oaf you better listen to him
this guy means buisiness
zounds!
oaf is being an oaf
Are you using fuckin light mode
no wonder bros schizoprenic
My eyes are beyond that of what you comprehend
You disgust me
the most youve even seen before is a box of cherios next to canned chicken uncle
Fine, keep your crashes
Alright bud you’ve earned yourself some abuse
bro got death row
bro also got death row
bro is a lich
just give us EVERYTHING from this video already bro https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_SGRHuTHdL8
Sources / Further Reading:
https://evergreenfencing.substack.com/p/joachim-meyers-dad-and-his-drunken
The Martial Ethic in Early Modern Germany: Civic Duty and the Right of Arms by B. Ann Tlusty
#sword #HEMA #fencing #martialarts #shorts
ABSOLUTELY everything
add the youtube play button in the background
you can already createsparks but you have to throw pears are stray animals constantly orelse your 2013 msi laptop exolodes
Ew light mode user
you can't imagine the power my eyes have.
I want the tree
Yeah you got the power of being blind
Holy flashbang
many say FLASHBANG as a responce to light images but my eyes are used to it
i am BETTOR.
you are balding
You're crazy
JESUS CHRIST
it is that one uhhg guy from the esteemed wario inspired game
This is the third mario brother
no its chris pratt
you dingus
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mhm
What is homer doing in stewarts bedroom
6-7 kidneys
You sure?
i dont believe it
cause you're alien.
👨🦼
hi all how to get a not demo version?
download
where?
computer
bro is not in the know
Demo version is the most up to date build
halfsword half combat for list of already suggeste... soon chain how? advices fsor newibws grappler guild baguette sauage halfsword 4.0 sioa saugassage mortal hbalfsword 11 willie grappling fist fight boxifnag no gore? no blood? hjafls word playtest gmaeshow tokyo
yeah man
Just completed the murder technique
viking shield is in fact the meta
Tackle solos
slam solos
do you use any grip multipliers or anything? im baffled you can hold him that well/that long
not really its just where you grab
because halfsword makes you lose your grip randomly dispite how high you set your grab multiplier
Tried first person grappling and got suplexed
he slimed me out
wdym halfsword like if the enemy does or just if you click both mouse buttons like halfswording
halfsword the nameof the game
oh 😂
so grip rlly is just a percent chance of letting go
hard to ever really know w the wizardry at play in this game
tyuh
Meow
after 100+ hours, im now finally realising i should focus on defense 😭😭😭😭
like buh
Lol
my defense sucks
i love how longsword shit is always about finesse and low sensitivity and whatnot
Shift+S
LITERALLY
i wish i knew all those stuff
Hand to hand is your average redneck methhead
i know how to do spinjustu
teach me bro
I CAN ROUNDHOUSE KICK
and us longswords are the more distingushed gentlemen
just kidding
i think i know how to roundhouse its just my sens
not cranked up to the highest
and neither is my fov
i hae cracing up my sens
i dont like high sensitivity
but i do have buttons mapped on my mouse for it
i cannot believe i got timed out
How
well, the only thing im good at in this game is invoking the wrath of sparta and just
beating someone to death
so i might aswell become a boxing fein
might aswell become the spinjitsu master 😭
i said ''and im not on bad substance''
and i got 1 min timeout
oh my god i found it
This Half Sword knockoff broke my brain 💀
Full chaos on my channel 🔥
#HalfSword #Shorts #Gaming #Funny #BrokenGame
quarter dagger
yikes
????
qual é sua base
he lowkey said that i just translated a sentence from portuguese to english
for some reason
Hm
for NO reason actually
probably because my bio is in portuguese? but that doesnt mean i dont know another language
i just talk like a bot because my brain is wonky
i love using halfsword enchancer
same
gooncore
well i hate using halfsword enhancer
ok
actually i dont know if he meant it the other way
Your an op
your an po
fr
i mean the voice is all over the place
ohhh he's a d1 hater
I am not a parole officer
sounds a lot like the usual pt ai thing
OH i got it now
im br btw
i finally understood what lyncon meant
eu finalmente entendi o que o cara falou mano
nah, I said u put an AI to do a video in portuguese and subtitled it in english
i dont belive you
I am 16 my friend
thats 61 backwards
and that can be parole officer age range
and that can mean
your a parole officer
talvez feitiço do discord mesmo
i recoreded 3 minutes of footage of halfsword, and its 2 GIGS
goddamn, i guess this is why streamers and youtubers have terabytes to petabytes of storage
ou do youtube
oloko, será q pra cada um aparece diferente? é massa se for assim
You are drunk my friend
i am 68 my friend
slk, discord ta traduzindo de acordo com idioma nativo então, ai s
where the fuck do i download fecht it doesnt appear anywhere
steam i guess
é o discas não tem jeito
not realised
I see
is that how you write it? fecht butcher?
i think so?
i might be spelling it wrong because it does not show
it not relased
this is lowkey what i aspire to be bro
Half Sword Playtest Gameplay - Realistic Medieval Combat
#medieval #gameplay #history #realistic #fencing #longsword
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The AI isn't difficult, beating them isnt what these videos are about. The WAY you beat them is the largest determination of skill.
A combination of timing and mechanical understan...
so majestic
no.1 ovrdth glazer

