halfsword-chat-⚔

[slender hull]

unhinged

[celest spire]

caption this

[stone flare]

WHAT

WHERE DID YOU SEE THAT

[round stone]

Tomorrow early access

[stone flare]

WHAAAAAT

[round stone]

[pearl ferry]

lies

[stone flare]

WTF

[restive barn]

does wonderbeast know about ts

[sour galleon]

were getting a trailer and release date for half sword this month

[stone flare]

WHERES THE SOURCE

[sour galleon]

google

[round stone]

In less than a Week?

[stone flare]

I NEED TO SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES

[pearl ferry]

2 tin cans trying to pry eachother open

[sour galleon]

steam next fest

[stone flare]

AHHHHHHH

OMG

OMG

[restive barn]

i made a greatsword

[round stone]

Is there another steam fest this month?

[pearl ferry]

no

[stone flare]

IM GONNA PUNCH WILLIES WILLY WHEN EARLY ACCESS COMES OUT

[round stone]

We only got maps, crossbows, and cannons

[sour galleon]

may be inacurrate but this is all the info i got from google i paid google 1k to give more but im broke now so thats all the info we get

[stone flare]

hope you got some spare if it's paid access

[round stone]

Tomorrow early acces, repeat every day until it becomes true

[sour galleon]

i HIGHLY doubt it

like

ALLOT i doubt it

imagine they lied to us they give us early access as a suprise tmr

[round stone]

Lets manifest a Half Sword Early Access Tulpa

[stone flare]

ok

[sour galleon]

shi im getting it the DAY its getting out

[stone flare]

niceeee

[sour galleon]

as soon as i see "half sword early access out now check steam" ooo you must bet my paypal is getting 10-30 dollars removed

https://tenor.com/view/dance-if-you-dance-if-your-dance-if-youre-dance-if-you-are-dancing-guys-tictok-gif-8295119430051667554

[round stone]

Whole family won't be knowing a thing about me for a while

[sour galleon]

ima look my room for 2 months and as soon as it comes out you will never hear from me

https://tenor.com/view/tata-mpo-gif-15942038246373310601

[stone flare]

your ass is gonna be marlon

[sour galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-laugh-funny-lmao-druski-fall-gif-8244616567576275340

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/marlon-fooled-the-internet-gif-11218989282434547480

[torn narwhal]

hey chat

give weapon rec

im bored

nvm

using dagger

this shit is ass i love it

[vapid hull]

Either spear

Short or long

[torn narwhal]

i have really poor luck with spears in this game in the psat

they seem weirdly unwieldy and annoying to stab with

ill try it out

[vapid hull]

First person helps me line up my shots

[sour galleon]

fun fact : the devs wanted to release a trailer between the 13th to the 20th, (Steam Fest) but they thought the game needed more time to get polished before showing new content

41

is the number 41 banned

69

hm

6 7

[restive barn]

ts mustard ahh blud thought he could win with a maille shirt and hope

[sour galleon]

shucks

[azure mirage]

hi

[azure mirage]

oooh

[restive barn]

its too long i think

hold on

[torn narwhal]

when archery

i want to make half sword players mad

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430761608862240893/7208AC1.MP4?ex=68faf415&is=68f9a295&hm=b0bbb22d019fe9c2a358dfdd2880ee06e98529fb284c836af0a6e4589460a33e&

[main flume]

when should the full game be out

[silk veldt]

Ea will be releasing this year

[torn narwhal]

playing a tech demo then saying ""when will full game be out" is kinda crazy

[sleek gull]

Likely a result of the industry blurring the lines between what a Demo and EA are.

[shell bronze]

people always b asking without research

[torn narwhal]

oh my god i just got fucking owned

battle axe sliced my chin then i sliped to the left and slammed my face onto the fence

instant KO

[hazy dew]

Why six seaven is blocked😭

[torn narwhal]

6 7

[main flume]

I was just wondering jeez

[hazy dew]

6 7

[torn narwhal]

yes and wondering is kinda crazy

[main flume]

Why u being toxic

[torn narwhal]

idk if it's that toxic i think you're just being a bit defensive

also manic episode

[torn narwhal]

six seven isn't blocked but sixty seven is banned 💔

rip the number sixty seven

[grave plover]

Asking for more info on the release date when the game is in the quarter it's going to be released in, and the nextfest drop (trailer? EA?) was delayed, isn't unreasonable, in fact, I think it's reasonable, as while the devs are hard at work, it's important communication is maintained.

[small dove]

why is there a "make it a quote" bot

[placid coyote]

@mighty nexus

[wild radish]

so fat people can laugh at some stupid message and slap their bellies and save it into their computer gallery

[torn narwhal]

idk i think the culture of pressing indie developers for unobtainable info and planned release dates is in itself toxic

[small dove]

you fuck

grrr

i am ofend

[torn narwhal]

in specific doing so for a game that's only released content is a tech demo is kind of absurd

[small dove]

someone should make this a quote vro

[torn narwhal]

i agree @placid coyote

[placid coyote]

i pressed trash it but it made me send it anyway

[grave plover]

I would agree with you if they hadn't already committed themselves to a Q4 2025 release, a roadmap, and nextfest event, if you commit yourself to a timeline, you are equally accountable for holding to that / maintaining comms

[torn narwhal]

that's an EA release date though

[grave plover]

yes, and?

[wild radish]

ur arguing with a brony dude every opinion comes from reddit and/or discord

[torn narwhal]

the question was for the full release of the game

[small dove]

i stabbed him with a sword making him drop his sword, and then stabbed him with his sword too

[wild radish]

just ignore him

[grave plover]

I think you can easily infer he means EA, not full release

[hard oracle]

Man someone threw a stool at me, wtf

[grave plover]

true

[torn narwhal]

not a man btw

[young saffron]

I remember when someone threw a stool at me.

Then I played some half sword

[torn narwhal]

Even if this was the case which is kind of a big if, the original question relies on the idea that the poster didn't even fucking know they HAD committed to a timeline so what's your point

their question is literally answered in frequently asked questions

[grave plover]

he's asking when the games coming out, the EA isn't even out yet, of course he means the EA which should be coming soon rather then the full release which is years away

[small dove]

o noo

[torn narwhal]

erm you literally have a harmless interest

[torn narwhal]

going to acknowledge the second half of the statement or nah

[grave plover]

Don't be one of those people who meets excitement with critricism. Half sword is in an incredibly fortunate position to have such a massive audience of people excited for the release of the game which so far only has a demo, of course the question is annoying by the 1000th time, but dont spoil the mood for everyone by being the "god not this again" guy

[sleek gull]

Is this the comment that y'all are arguing about?

[torn narwhal]

yea

[grave plover]

just did

[torn narwhal]

i mean not really it's kind of deflection

im gonna floor time do a big rant for when im back

[grave plover]

it's a "stop being like that, it's cringe"

[torn narwhal]

never said it's cringe

[grave plover]

im saying you are.

[torn narwhal]

why is it in quotes

[grave plover]

bro are you okay?

[torn narwhal]

no

[quiet ferry]

Wait huh

The half sword April fools song is on Spotify???

[grave plover]

yeah i have no idea why tbh

[sleek gull]

Same. It was extremely clear what he was asking.

[grave plover]

i think the confusions come from "full game" but I think it's clear it's just a kid who doesnt understand EA isnt a full game, and thinks it's either Demo/Full game

[azure mirage]

what'd i miss this time

[sleek gull]

legitimately nothing lol

[grave plover]

lol

[azure mirage]

incredible

[hard oracle]

Full Game might be years away. But I don't think they will top 7 days to die EA long.

[dark folio]

Terry davis mentioned

[azure mirage]

everyone takes everything so personally in the server

[grave plover]

love you x

[hard oracle]

Dude got mocked by just asking a question. Wild. Also we get this question like 100 times per day, here. People are hyped and want to know more simply.

[azure mirage]

yeah

just do what i do

ujst say "early access releasing this year"

[grave plover]

yeah i mean, I just thought it was obvious it was a kid and there wasn't a need to mock him

[torn narwhal]

i really dont think i was mocking them

[quiet ferry]

Look who’s back

[grave plover]

lol

[torn narwhal]

i get really drowsy after taking my meds and i cant be fucked to mask rn im ngl

think this is an nd moment

[azure mirage]

eh

just thought that situation could've been managed better

[grave plover]

agreed

[inner raven]

Morning, afternoon, evening all

[azure mirage]

hello

[quiet ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049347937920094338/1124498946006462505/cat_zooming_towards_camera.gif

[hard oracle]

Cat jumpscare

[inner raven]

Ah, scary

[torn narwhal]

i mean the accusation is that im somehow being toxic and the resposne was "your opinion literally doesn't matter because of your harmless interest" and a pretty uncharitable interpretation of one of the most common nd miscommunication tropes

[azure mirage]

dont use big words

i dont understand them

[torn narwhal]

so as much as situation could've been handled better i dont think im solely to blame

[quiet ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206076082365931541/1424905146865029130/BEAR_with_me_get_it_HAHAHAHAHAHA.gif

[inner raven]

Guys, it doesn’t matter. It’s done now

[azure mirage]

yeah

[inner raven]

It is what it is.

[azure mirage]

was about to say

[inner raven]

Can’t change what happened, move on

[azure mirage]

it's kind of useless to argue agaisnt that person

[inner raven]

Is he still in the discord?

[hard oracle]

Words to live by.

[torn narwhal]

i love you dagger t2

[quiet ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-snow-interview-microphone-mic-gif-25816123

[hard oracle]

What even is that? Some weird Illama? ^

[inner raven]

@main flume you good mate?

[main flume]

yh what about u

[quiet ferry]

Probably a deer idk

He does have quite an amount of words to say

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-skeleton-banging-shield-raggghhh-tatas-skeleton-gif-285383495768827336

[inner raven]

From what I’ve read, I don’t think people are trying to target you or anyone. The question gets asked daily and some people get wound up by it (god knows why). To answer your question which has already been answered but in a nicer way.

No, no one knows when Early Access will be released but we have a timeframe of now to Dec 31st this year. All we’ve been told by devs is EA will be released Q4 2025 :)

[fierce wedge]

timeframe of now to never

trust

[main flume]

alr ty bro i appreciate it

[quiet ferry]

Mfs jumping infront of the “when is the game coming out” question like they’re defending the president

[inner raven]

All good, need anything just @ me mate

[torn narwhal]

i interpeted the question literally leave me ALONE!!!!

[quiet ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-7785551396336017754

[sleek gull]

most common two questions that get asked 500 times a day

• When Release
• When Multiplayer.

For those of us who sit on this server every day, it gets tiring lol.

[fierce wedge]

when blood

[vapid hull]

The game releases when I want it to

[quiet ferry]

Why is willie naked

[silk veldt]

Please say now

[torn narwhal]

if it was when EA i wouldnt even care honestly even though it's answered in the FAQ

[vapid hull]

+10 more years development now

[silk veldt]

shit

[quiet ferry]

It will release right after everyone in this server passes away

[torn narwhal]

im not a good photographer but rate custom estoc and dagger

[fierce wedge]

woah its green

[torn narwhal]

dagger has a stiletto blade

[silk veldt]

Sometimes it feels like this ;D

[hard oracle]

It dose, but you can simply ignore it really. Someone else will answer.

[quiet ferry]

Kiwami

[sleek gull]

I ignore about 498 of them. I might answer once or twice.

[torn narwhal]

since i figured out how to do custom colours in presets i also have custom colour schemes for my clothing

my t4 is kinda icky

[quiet ferry]

Blue

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055560006407303188/1409626466211070013/image0.gif

[vapid hull]

Giving a silly answer is the correct way to do it

[torn narwhal]

i like blue

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039554397853712444/1100782798761103380/IMG_0177-1.gif

[dark folio]

When unrelease

[sleek gull]

LOL

[fierce wedge]

update that force uninstalls the demo from your steam library

[soft osprey]

I miss everything fun. I could’ve yelled at people, flexed my massive authority and looked really cool

[shell bronze]

you can still do that

i simply don't see what you're doing and defend you against all attempts at rebellion

[grave plover]

everyone loves a bundle of sticks

[vapid hull]

You can yell at me !! :D

[soft osprey]

Whaaaat

[serene dragon]

hello halfers

[main flume]

how

[fierce wedge]

burger

[quiet ferry]

Half sword ea will still be called half sword right because it’s probably like 50% of the game

That means when the full game comes out it will be called full sword

But why was it called half sword with the play test and the demo

Because they are parts of the half sword that is gonna combine to become early access

Following this perfectly logical logic train thing ummm yeah

[vapid hull]

Its called half sword cuz u can half aword

Checkmate

[quiet ferry]

[torn narwhal]

bloo t6

awful picture

[sleek gull]

It is called Half Sword, because of the technique named, Half Swording

[soft osprey]

Everyone is so unique and original here

[torn narwhal]

when mordhau

im assuming mordhau is planned

[soft osprey]

Nono Thats another game, this is halfsword

[torn narwhal]

killing you

[vapid hull]

When do we get to Chivalry II

[soft osprey]

After halfsword and before FULL SWORD

[torn narwhal]

IM SORE VEXXED

[quiet ferry]

Repeating the exact same joke but its kingdom come deliverance instead of chivalry 2

[restive barn]

clock strikes 12

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[vapid hull]

I need MY Kingdom Come Deliverance Too.

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-payday2-the-dentist-giancarlo-esposito-work-for-me-gif-21549262

[young sentinel]

#photography📷 Is this something Willie would do? 🍄

[torn narwhal]

i guess it really was a kindgom come deliverance

[quiet ferry]

I’m not sure willie can do shrooms because he is a fungus but

[young sentinel]

He is the shroom

[vital dagger]

what the fuck

half sword anime when

i need me anime willie

[vapid hull]

Hell no

Half Sword play

[quiet ferry]

Wait for half sword 2

[merry junco]

instant kill

[quiet ferry]

Are your videos just static images

[merry junco]

bro what

[quiet ferry]

I’m unable to watch them

[torn narwhal]

i mean the kill WAS instant

[merry junco]

its playable

[quiet ferry]

The little bar moved but the video didn’t play

[torn narwhal]

it only took 1 frame

[merry junco]

maybe because its hevc ur not able to watch

idk

as i know discord allows all types of video encoding

[vapid hull]

That happens to my clips too

Couldn’t tell u why

[wheat gust]

ragamuffin thinks hes him

[vapid hull]

You HAVE to aura farm on your opponents

[wheat gust]

like ts?

[raven fable]

Huh

[wheat gust]

ragamuffin didnt even bleed

[merry junco]

nice

[round stone]

Mf was already trying to swim away

[wheat gust]

bomnk

[wheat gust]

dont you mean crawl-

[merry junco]

u like ts?

[round stone]

Michelle Obama ahh back

[merry junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430643390734663721/willieTOobama.gif

[wheat gust]

willie has a case of obamafication

[round stone]

Professional yeeting competition

[wheat gust]

the technique

shovel might be goated hold on

sire done hti the

[bleak hollow]

why do i feel like dual wielding npcs have no idea what theyre doing unless its the mace buckler combo

[wheat gust]

its like theyre hshowing you that they have more weapons than you do

[bleak hollow]

i can always close the distance and just shove my sword through their face if theyre dual wielding

its so

odd

[restive barn]

hey

thank you for using my weapon pack

bye

[quasi gazelle]

awesome modder

[autumn gust]

Part of weapon pack 1-3? ive been looking for more good weapons to add

[wheat leaf]

See that’s what I woulda did

I said earlier right

That’s the technique

[quasi gazelle]

god damn your game looks crisp

[cinder osprey]

idiot got thrown lmao

[wheat gust]

"MY LEG!!"

[hard oracle]

Mine can too! with 20 fps and PC screaming.

[willow dawn]

do any of you happen to use mods?

[quasi gazelle]

yes

[willow dawn]

okay i have a question but let me do something firts

[torn narwhal]

huh

interesting thing to note

if you dont have a weapon equiped even past t1 carnage still gives you a cleaver

[willow dawn]

so you know the loadouts mod

?

[quasi gazelle]

you mean ovrdths selector right

[willow dawn]

Yes

[wheat gust]

no more toes

[willow dawn]

when i double click a save loadout well it doesnt work

[quasi gazelle]

Musashi if he lived in europe

[hard oracle]

Gladiator from for Honor approves

[willow dawn]

do you have any idea or

[quasi gazelle]

uhh

[round stone]

I wonder if Willies will learn in the future to attack us if we show them our backs

[quasi gazelle]

#modders-guild-hall message try this

[willow dawn]

k thanks i'll try

[round stone]

Hi, black veil brides bro

[willow dawn]

wat?

[round stone]

I also like black veil brides

Oh

Nevermind bro

Thought we had the same interest

[willow dawn]

okay i will try

[coarse jolt]

I LOVE buttspikes, all my homies LOVE buttspikes

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430758835030720604/today_i_will.mp4?ex=68faf180&is=68f9a000&hm=ad4c7ef8ea85e4c9713764f54f4bb602ec75658a92ac630aeefcfd5414c1f21d&

[coarse jolt]

Ow

[sand herald]

Lmao nice

[round stone]

Like our people say: "Orale cocaso"

[wheat leaf]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[gusty flame]

wgat tge hell is this situation

[wheat leaf]

buttspike :)

[coarse jolt]

Notice how he didn't have a buttspike and I did

[round stone]

Call an adult bro

[quasi gazelle]

an unfortunate situation

[shell bronze]

make a comp

it's peak

[coarse jolt]

Ow

[gusty flame]

i randomly got flinged with a decaptited leg, i then saw the axe man with a twin

[restive barn]

no its not

its a ue4ss mod

[wheat leaf]

very fun to just cram them with it

[restive barn]

gn

[wheat gust]

ngl why does htis guy from the spoilance icon aura farm so much

[coarse jolt]

This situation is colloquially referred to as a "jumping"

You are about to be jumped

[round stone]

"Put it there"

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430761884210167828/2524FE1.MP4?ex=68fb9d17&is=68fa4b97&hm=b3bed73b6775e73c7238a2ca77b4d0a414a7351e76da0985f44d18b3de3c17e7&

[quasi gazelle]

I wish I could incorporate some animation into montages but no hs models 😔

[wheat leaf]

do you aim the weapon with mouse for these or just pure spin

[sand herald]

It's a weird mix of both

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430787048264040569/23E9401.MP4?ex=68fb0bc7&is=68f9ba47&hm=21fa0619b7d91455b3362f2f0bdd66573963945e4fa86d36331319dc0dfb70a8&

[willow dawn]

it worked tysm

[wheat leaf]

figured, i been trying to do it here and there but never that good, you make it look easy

[lone jacinth]

is there character costimization atm?

[coarse jolt]

I unfortunately don't have a lot of longsword footage bc I suck at it

I'm more of a billhook guy

[wheat leaf]

after watching clueless and Green do it so well im hooked on learning these draws, feels like a cowboy standoff sometimes

[shell bronze]

it's cringe iaido larp

[wheat leaf]

we all out here doin cringe(insert historical instance) larp

[hollow pond]

How can it be larp if the opponent isn’t alive afterwards?

[shell bronze]

the act of drawing alone is larp itself

who tf keeps their sword in mid combat 😂

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430791057012031538/7A9F411.MP4?ex=68fb0f82&is=68f9be02&hm=6a58839fb6c5d0f211a79374cc94378bed95623bd741a6b7f3bcfc8057ed4c29&

exclusively for aura farming purposes and will probably get you killed

[wheat leaf]

i needa learn to combine it w a parry/block to be a styleboy, but its a fun lil trick regardless

[tough yew]

de

[shell bronze]

he had you there icl

[wheat leaf]

sometimes i just like the way the bastard sword kinda flicks out, like seeing someone pop a switchblade

[coarse jolt]

I learned this technique from the Tibetan monks.

[shell bronze]

he just had floppy arms and a shorter weapon

[wheat gust]

candlestick is better than the pitchfork because its made entirely of metal so its more durable, it can hook onto and steal weapons, and it can stab

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430790129303425034/3833A51.MP4?ex=68fb0ea5&is=68f9bd25&hm=9d50082b42fce6da699f40f954ecae8f56c850bc54d9f1d0342ee6ea60c7e134&

[wheat leaf]

tungsten billhook

[tough yew]

combo wombo

[shell bronze]

candlestick is also not a standard issue weapon

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430772874674966528/4B9D401.MP4?ex=68fafe93&is=68f9ad13&hm=5a673c4396cc7c982d36f67d057d051130e60dc160cc4d835611f3e42a7647da&

[wheat gust]

plus you get a free snack if it still has that candle

checkmate pitchforks

[sand herald]

🌧️

[wheat gust]

DAMN

how did you throw bro liek that

[coarse jolt]

He learned it from Tibetan monks

[quasi gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[torn narwhal]

he was indecisive

[coarse jolt]

I learned this one from Darth Vader

[coarse jolt]

Nice music

[tough yew]

pretty blegh clip

[shell bronze]

how you let the fodder damage you like that gng

[tough yew]

I was fiddling around with something

[wheat leaf]

cmon willie just block already 😭

do something

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430765328194994197/6BB6111.MP4?ex=68fba04c&is=68fa4ecc&hm=710d733f560207b02ffb9b1fd7d91a2f42dc16e6f9a3551407707b0a80636ba0&

[wheat leaf]

real shwingy

[wheat gust]

i love throwing people but its so not worth it sometimes

like sometimes you could slam them to the ground or against the fence and they die instantly

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430766866326098020/69323F1.MP4?ex=68fba1bb&is=68fa503b&hm=cdc669d0da424acc5f7ac47e4e3b9a53128cc0778b35ac54aa800139c0be8365&

[wheat gust]

but simetimes you could do a 360 bowser style ultra super mega sega supplex into the floor and they'd still get up

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430765792219103392/A1BEC11.MP4?ex=68fba0bb&is=68fa4f3b&hm=f7b9e8aac5b07fd90f065baac9056b0e9f954694a7d544cc0658c62b37906239&

[wheat leaf]

truly one of the least necessary but most fun things to pull off

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1430969865245687808/HalfSwordUE5_2025-10-23_18-22-35_-_Trim.mp4?ex=68fbb60a&is=68fa648a&hm=83b3b2966416c990399baff28e8a803143f91c3fa04deb0a50560f13605eee20&

[wheat gust]

cruh split his head in half

armor too

[shell bronze]

split dat boy in half sheesh

[wheat leaf]

this the kinda technique thats gonna be meta if pvp ever drops

[shell bronze]

i've been trying to say this since day one

[placid coyote]

halfsword videos

[shell bronze]

mfs will be fighting against my kendo tech

none of that parrying stuff i do against the ai

[idle crane]

Tbf quick taps like that also work great irl. I think alot of a meta in this game will be similar to that of real life

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429659563526979615/3554F41.MP4?ex=68fb8ef9&is=68fa3d79&hm=beaf345941fabab6ddd3ec5fff183c9727c82d655fc64d5e7431f39caf6b74d7&

[wheat leaf]

realistically how fast would you say that attack was from first moment to impact, maybe .5 of a second? less?
its gonna be a tough thing to balance with even a bit of latency

[shell bronze]

i have a faster one

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-know-what-you-know-chief-detective-oscar-finlay-reacher-how-did-you-know-that-information-how-do-you-know-that-gif-24764730

[shell bronze]

i've mastered the men/shomenuchi

[torn narwhal]

it might be clunky and awkward but stabbing someone in the guts with a dagger is fun

[wheat leaf]

ive got a few pretty quick taps, mostly w modded weapons tho so they can be a bit faster/lighter

[placid coyote]

master of men

[idle crane]

Oh no he asked for source. RUN

[placid coyote]

What's that next to Willie

[hollow pond]

How many hours do you have…?

[wheat leaf]

even for a big hefty poleaxe id imagine this would be a near unreactable move in pvp

[shell bronze]

6

[shell bronze]

it's a predictable one but not reactable if you don't know it's coming

[tender quest]

6 whole hours

[wheat leaf]

that ones damn quick tho, see thats where i was wrong abt tapping alt for head strikes, you dont nearly get the same power as conventional mouse swings

[vital perch]

i got more than 2 hours 😎

[hollow pond]

Wow… I hope I can play for 6 hours one day!

[tender quest]

me too

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430125154209628270/2382F61.MP4?ex=68fb4657&is=68f9f4d7&hm=a7f4da7b3f5c5d871bfef266181bab0a0982ed3ab901ed8fee6d47a456ea59ee&

[torn narwhal]

not elegant but i did win

[vital perch]

we're built different

[shell bronze]

alt is a crutch for people who can't throw a shomen-uchi

[vital perch]

aurafarm fail

[tender quest]

a what?

[wheat leaf]

it works for some weapons

[torn narwhal]

babe what the fuck is an aurafarm you sound INSANE right now

[wheat leaf]

your like 85% right tho

[torn narwhal]

everyone talks about how INSANE you sound

behind your back

[shell bronze]

oberhau for the hema gremlins

[tender quest]

idk what that is either ._.

[vital perch]

okay? what are you going to do about it

[shell bronze]

front attack from above

[torn narwhal]

kick and scream and piss my pants

[vital perch]

i'm flattered whenever i'm even mentioned

[hollow pond]

These are my only two clips and I’ve posted them like… 5 times

[vital perch]

whether it be good or bad

[hollow pond]

I gotta play again

[mental kelp]

Alt + double click are tag hits, normal strikes are not the same though

[tender quest]

fronty uppy downward strike?

[shell bronze]

yes

[coarse jolt]

I do not know all them fancy techniques unfortunately, I am but a humble farmer

[vital perch]

@torn narwhal take notes

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430079629192069130/55F5681.MP4?ex=68fb1bf1&is=68f9ca71&hm=c75cae2398c43b8fff20a51a6c7f0eb98e70bb02fde1f386308242036abbf7f7&

[torn narwhal]

take notes ??? i was using a dagger

[wheat leaf]

alt way ill admit is way worse for 2h swords, polearms gain more reach with it though(although they cant technically hit a perfect straight down strike)

[torn narwhal]

note to self simply outrange them with my dagger so i can look cool

[vital perch]

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429281535357489182/6735EC1.MP4?ex=68fb8068&is=68fa2ee8&hm=5f48002b80cf4c07369d447cba5bf84ce1c16c167db345b0878d9b4c52820378&

farmers gone wild

[tender quest]

I hope i can join hs7 someday

[hollow pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057668025995755570/1409419186110730271/togif.gif

[shell bronze]

(a reasonable person could've just stabbed the guy)

[mental kelp]

A man can dream

[shell bronze]

dude i'm sayin

those guys are way too far from us skill-wise

i think i have a good chance at taking goofy's spot though

[tender quest]

i'll practice real hard

[torn narwhal]

i suspect a lot of the high skill techniques rn arent going to be extant in the full game

[tender quest]

maybe i'll get the left most spot eventually

[shell bronze]

i need at least 1000 hours before i join hs7

i want center stage

[torn narwhal]

a lot of them rely on exploiting the physics engine

[vital perch]

ya'll should sit down for @mental kelp he's the true hs7 contester

[torn narwhal]

which i assume will be cracked down on

[wheat leaf]

how many hours you got rn? im just shy of 700

[torn narwhal]

or maybe not

[hollow pond]

What’s hs7?

[shell bronze]

6

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/who-korath-the-pursuer-marvel-kree-meme-gif-14580500

[devout fjord]

crazy

[wheat leaf]

SIX HOURS

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[hollow pond]

YEAH DUDE I KNOW

THAT’S A LOT

[coarse jolt]

I loved this version sm ngl, but it had its own problems

[vital perch]

average @shell bronze conversation

"how many hours do you have"

"all of them"

[wheat leaf]

clueless fr got 6 hours of clips and stopped playing months ago 😭

[shell bronze]

believe it or not i'm not even top 10 in this server's active population

fizzle, militus, m00, and a lot of the guys who came before me have easily double what i have

[wheat leaf]

server-wide pret much everyone here atm is like top 1-5%

[tender quest]

most of mine is people asking how i get the blueish armour

[hollow pond]

Bull! I only got 120 hours

[sleek gull]

Perhaps, but ive slowed down a lot. You’ll surpass my activity sure enough

[coarse jolt]

I still kinda suck at the game, I dont have any of the cool techniques. Though, I am pretty familiar with the length of the billhook and that's all that matters to me

[devout fjord]

my funniest kill ever 😭

[shell bronze]

most of my conversations include
"how do you play like that"
"why does your game look so dark/saturated/good"
"can you stop spamming mid clips wtf"
"when did you become a mod????"

[vital perch]

i've always wondered whether ot was vanilla or not

[devout fjord]

only the 3rd one is said

[coarse jolt]

Jesus Christ

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

[sleek gull]

Ive recently been very interested in tweaking the games colors.

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429669084710043698/caption.gif

[wheat leaf]

have yall found the button to ignite the small gunpowder charge within the poleaxe head

[young sentinel]

He’s: 😬

[tender quest]

grats on becoming mod clueless 🙂

[vital perch]

maybe i'll be too one day 😔

[wheat leaf]

[vital perch]

the fuck

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-verne-over-the-hedge-turtle-disbelief-gif-24744867

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-pink-pepto-bismol-gif-10698661901297235458

thats it im outta here

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/yayyy-gif-11874955056232313992

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1424958734286852166/5DAE331.mp4?ex=68fb987c&is=68fa46fc&hm=d527496d3a238afc3321de6f2cb1d3deecc807053847a3984cda86291730bece&

[vital perch]

kcd2 mentioned

[wheat leaf]

yo who tf is this guy he looks familiar

i keep seeing his face here or in the corner of my peripherals

[hollow pond]

Pushing them against the fence, half swording, and sawing under the chin is way better

[steep barn]

man ive been getting so many errors in halfsword lately, it seems more than ever

[hollow pond]

🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

[mental kelp]

pretty sure it’s sir radzig kobyla on real

[coarse jolt]

Holy shit, I finally found longsword footage

[wheat leaf]

remember: skinwalkers take the form of shields too

[vital perch]

nah bro it's the one on the right

you silly

[wheat leaf]

fk i thought it was sir radzig kobyla on the left

[mental kelp]

John of liechtenschtein

[vital perch]

it must be hans capon

trust

[wheat leaf]

kcd was such a fun game

[coarse jolt]

Terrifying

[wheat leaf]

same thing that happened to Jim in the movie 'the mask'

[shell bronze]

the moment people express any kind of publicly announced intent/excitement to become a moderator it often never ends well

[steep barn]

you guys ever just fought with your shield? its pretty fun smashing people in the head with it

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-on-the-head-emoji-bat-gif-15059031914441491340

[young sentinel]

Guys, i found this cool game. It’s medival based and physics driven. It’s called half sword, have you guys tried playing it?

[wheat leaf]

See I’d be a moderator for the power and the authority, not just the pay and the fame

[shell bronze]

??? never heard of that game

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

get in line

[wheat leaf]

Very sought after job position ig

Wages must be good

[shell bronze]

it's horrible

[young sentinel]

When will there be women in half sword, just asking? I mean the game IS physics driven, soooo….

[shell bronze]

(gatekeeping mod abuse privileges)

[shell bronze]

nope

[vital perch]

can't sex the willie , wouldn't play it again :(

[young sentinel]

Yeah

[coarse jolt]

Very much so

[shell bronze]

no women and children and this topic has been barred from taking hold several times

i'd rather this can of worms stay unopened

[young sentinel]

Well you can sex Williana👩‍🦳

[wheat leaf]

It’d be cool in theory to have women but yknow.. when has it ever ended well before

[young sentinel]

You never know what the developers end up including

[wheat leaf]

Lookin at Mordhau-

[shell bronze]

confirmed by mcwonder no women and children. i'd rather this subject get dropped

[faint crater]

sobbing

[wheat leaf]

What about dwarfs

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230547404688723988/1298462949492396115/reaction_1.gif

[faint crater]

what are we talking abt

[shell bronze]

nothing

go back to lurking

[faint crater]

i just got out of class i'm not even lurking

[young sentinel]

I’m guessing you also wanted women in the game at some point, but you got told otherwise

[vital perch]

where th are you from

[faint crater]

EST

[vital perch]

got it

[mental kelp]

projecting

[shell bronze]

1. ???
2. final request to stop

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

[wheat leaf]

One of my favourite moves is waiting until after dark

[shell bronze]

one of my favorite moves is hitting the other guy with my sword

[wheat leaf]

WHAT

[vital perch]

my favourite move is holding G

[shell bronze]

not sure if anyone knows that tech

[faint crater]

this is new for me for sure

[coarse jolt]

He just needs some meds, he'll be fine

[tender quest]

when you win right?

[shell bronze]

it's really easy you just hit the other guy and try not to get hit

[wheat leaf]

Swing batta batta!

[vital perch]

right?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-ifitworks-forthebetter-right-anakin-gif-24444626

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430790129303425034/3833A51.MP4?ex=68fb0ea5&is=68f9bd25&hm=9d50082b42fce6da699f40f954ecae8f56c850bc54d9f1d0342ee6ea60c7e134&

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

[faint crater]

but

what if

[wheat leaf]

Insane clip

[coarse jolt]

The exact move people think they'll pull off after "they see red"

[faint crater]

nvm

[vital perch]

"my favourite move is holding G"

"when you win , right?

"..."

"right?"

[young sentinel]

Yeah that was actually my clip and defiently not a gif

[wheat leaf]

Needa put my mf glasses on I missed the whole play button 😭

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429351465360822303/image_2025-04-17_115558274.gif

[young sentinel]

Yeah, this is how they expect fights to go

[faint crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1425557550757052416/Willie_Da_Worm.gif

this is me

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1322582358070792274/togif.gif

[coarse jolt]

What technique is this called?

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/blonde-legally-maybe-perhaps-thinking-gif-19301679

[young sentinel]

@grand trail be like

[faint crater]

clueless reveal??

no way!

[vital perch]

clueless is a woman 🤯

[faint crater]

it's name is in tongues sorry

[coarse jolt]

Darn

[young sentinel]

Yeah, that’s why she’s sensitive about the topic of including women in half sword

[faint crater]

didn't clueless already ask yall like 3 times to drop it?

[coarse jolt]

Can't aurafarm in the game bc my laptop is old and higher graphics fuck my shit up

[faint crater]

felt

[vital perch]

i meant whether it was true he's a woman

[vital perch]

anyway ban this man

[coarse jolt]

It was the blood that killed me

[faint crater]

💔

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-grinch-smile-gif-23487341

[faint crater]

it's the armor that gets me in

too shiny

goodbye frames

[coarse jolt]

Idk what happened tbh, my laptop ran the game fine pre blood addition, but I guess it's natural that improved graphics will catch up

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-discord-dead-chat-discord-gif-21196916

[wheat leaf]

now i go to work.

[hollow pond]

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-gif-26065254

“My laptop ran the game fine”

[coarse jolt]

No seriously it was fine

[hollow pond]

As somebody who proudly owns a gaming laptop

It’s so loud

[coarse jolt]

I usually just point a massive fan at my laptop

[hollow pond]

Every time I go to dnd my friends fear something’s gonna get set on fire

[hollow pond]

As the fans whirl with the power of a boeing 747

Due to my opening of a single chrome tab

[shell bronze]

it's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma

[shell bronze]

mine works fine ever since i got rid of the shitass factory thermal paste

[hollow pond]

Who the hell is steve jobs

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[hollow pond]

Whenever I get on welfare I’m spending my friend’s tax dollars on an actual PC

That and my debt

[shell bronze]

that's what my roomie did with his college money

this man prepaid 6 months of rent and his 2k debt to me

[tender quest]

disarmed

[shell bronze]

then went and bought a new gpu

[hollow pond]

Yeah sounds about right

I’m gonna get 9,000 off the gate

[faint crater]

been meaning to do this due the past 6 months 😭😭😭

[hollow pond]

I can pay a whole 14 weeks of rent

[shell bronze]

i'm trying to get my checking to 10k rn instead of holding it at the 5k buffer

[inner raven]

What’s your setup again?

[shell bronze]

every year i try to grow my checking account's floor/safety margin by 5k

[shell bronze]

7800x3d 7900 xtx

[inner raven]

Big up

[shell bronze]

64gb ram

[faint crater]

yeah that's wild

[shell bronze]

4x2tb samsung 990 evos for storage

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/pc-master-race-gif-6256883155625566220

[coarse jolt]

Can we get a scorpion skin for Willie pls

[coarse jolt]

"A little off the top"

[tender quest]

idk what tier to play at

[vital perch]

all of them

[round stone]

Good afternoon, half bros

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-lilo-and-ohana-hi-gif-1354856903718586695

[faint crater]

real

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[hollow pond]

How long do you want to fight for

[faint crater]

yesterday i would play like 6 to 8 rounds in each teir and just keep going through with random loadouts

[tender quest]

lets try, not a 2 handed weapon

[tender quest]

ever

[vital perch]

"how many weapons do you use"

"all of them"

[hollow pond]

Yeah go knight tier

[tender quest]

you're sending me back to knight tier?

[hollow pond]

You’re being banished

To wealth

[shell bronze]

falchion is good weapon yes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1408299251343298610/5C72091.MP4?ex=68fba222&is=68fa50a2&hm=e635386f72649749c12b00c3eb84efdafcf93239929a3968977dfa342584ee28&

[tender quest]

guess i'll stay here then 😔

[hollow pond]

You’re too good for your own good

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-i-am-victim-of-my-own-success-gif-8922187105091212590

[bitter ice]

insane head slash i hit

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1419588802657124464/60884B1.MP4?ex=68fb2d19&is=68f9db99&hm=f8e0dc2501c586896f75d91ffad9f27362ff245e0022411038819da7827be092&

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-rage-bait-jarvis-clip-that-jarvis-meme-gif-11046632004782930587

[round stone]

LMAO

[shrewd magnet]

How can i disable reflections in the settings?
(by searching in the game fmiles)

[tender quest]

most useless willie weapon ai, the mace

[devout fjord]

yall i just realised ive been playing half sword for 20 hours straight...

hmmmm i wonder if i have a gaming addiction

[polar hemlock]

i hold a mask

[naive holly]

@restive barn is this better

OC

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-life-of-a-discord-mod-discord-moderator-family-guy-gif-22385062

[sleek gull]

More like a dude with a desk job that has a second monitor where they glance over every so often to make sure no one is being out of pocket lol

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-party-gif-19245240

[soft osprey]

EXCUSE ME. I’ll have you know my fedora is a lot nicer than that losers

[quiet ferry]

The mfs who genuinely think playing the plancon is fun

[shell bronze]

i'll have it be known that they need 2 forklifts for me not 1

[young sentinel]

😅

[sand herald]

w obesity

[shell bronze]

w obesity

[vital perch]

😔 okay

[young sentinel]

If you mean the planĉon then yes, that is the best weapn in the game

[tender quest]

i said willie weapon ai, not the weapon itself

[vital perch]

oh , mb

[vital perch]

fedora reveal when

[quiet ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-7785551396336017754

Yeah it’s pretty good but like

It’s boring

[vital perch]

voulge better

[quiet ferry]

Also kinda skilless

[signal wedge]

animal poverty more like

[soft osprey]

Thats literally a picture of you

[signal wedge]

huh who said that?

must've been the wind

[soft osprey]

😡

[signal wedge]

the wind is angry

[vital perch]

you never answered my question

[signal wedge]

what was it

I went to eep

[vital perch]

how old r u

[signal wedge]

27

[soft osprey]

Unc

[vital perch]

damn , i thought you were 15-16 😭

[signal wedge]

ouch

[shell bronze]

old people in this moderation team bro i'm telling you

[signal wedge]

I do it to myself

[vital perch]

how old were you again?

[soft osprey]

It’s not polite to ask a lady their age

[shell bronze]

next thing you know these folks need wheelchairs

[quiet ferry]

Damn!!!!!!

[vital perch]

they're a woman?

damn

[shell bronze]

you first

[soft osprey]

Hey did you see the really funny thing I said

[vital perch]

16

[soft osprey]

It was really funny

[shell bronze]

the trolling is crazy

i'm 20

[vital perch]

do i have to be 18 to be a mod 😔

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807285387604393984/1096960139992498236/togif.gif

[vital perch]

god damn it

[shell bronze]

yes actually

no children should be given any kind of authority over another person

we (WE. PLURAL.) hate children in this server sir

[soft osprey]

I was about to enter middle school when you were born

[vital perch]

why didn't you ban me yet then

[quiet ferry]

Damn!!!!!

[shell bronze]

and now we're both grown so wassup

[vital perch]

2 more years 😔

[soft osprey]

Thats right, you too are an old man now. Unc

[soft osprey]

You know reading this a second time, wassup sounds like fighting words

[vital perch]

mods 1v1??

[tacit sonnet]

[soft osprey]

Are you trying to abuse the elderly

[shell bronze]

i am challenging the elderly

big difference

[soft osprey]

“Your honor, I didn’t beat the 10 year old up, I merely fought him and won”

[vital perch]

how old were you again? likw 36?

[vital perch]

"your honor , i beat the 10 year old in self defense"

[soft osprey]

30

[vital perch]

damn alright

[soft osprey]

Idk why people are ever surprised at that, like my generation didnt grow up playing video games

[vital perch]

"something aint right" ahh willie

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430791057012031538/7A9F411.MP4?ex=68fbb842&is=68fa66c2&hm=faba51f4ac6c3398f2f24ac4e3cb1c8fbbc213f0e246afc247e0093b7eb88cde&

[vital perch]

i mean you're twice my age

like 70% of this server isn't even 18

[shell bronze]

this man here with kids and a mortgage to pay calling me unc

[soft osprey]

Youre just young, im still young, just not as young! My generation grew up playing call of duty and battlefield and all the same games yall do nowadays

[vital perch]

"back in my day"

[errant badge]

when do you guys think early access will come out? I'm thinking it'll come in november

[shell bronze]

pushing 40 simulator

[vital perch]

this year

im guessing late nov-early dec

[shell bronze]

december

[errant badge]

Q4 2025 does imply that, yes

[sleek gull]

My first real game

[errant badge]

you may be right

[shell bronze]

my first game was need for speed underground 2

[vital perch]

i remember my first game being , uhh , fuck , TES oblivion?

[sleek gull]

Before that, it was this. Which was a game...for sure...but not like we know them today

[shell bronze]

as a lil ass 4 year old kid i was subjected to the greatness of the automobile before my peers

[wispy zephyr]

Og farcry

[errant badge]

my first game was Civilization 3

[soft osprey]

My first game was the Dune RTS

and then Warcraft 3/age of empires

[sleek gull]

I might actually be one of the oldest Half Sword players lol

[shell bronze]

dune 🔥

[shell bronze]

age or time played

[errant badge]

age probably

[soft osprey]

Youre 52

[shell bronze]

can't wait for a 55+ player

[errant badge]

oh yeah speaking of which how much time do you guys have on this demo

[shell bronze]

then we can say we have all age groups on lock

[sleek gull]

technically, both. I certainly am up there in the ages, but my hours aren't quite there.

44 years old
Approaching 800 hours.

[shell bronze]

6

[wispy zephyr]

Around 100

[errant badge]

ive got 78.1

[errant badge]

damn

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reads-chat-cat-eating-cat-stare-stare-cat-cat-looking-gif-18206828986708283356

[vital perch]

more than one 😎

[soft osprey]

Finally someone older than me

[wispy zephyr]

It works ok on steam deck

[errant badge]

how do the controls work though

[soft osprey]

And not once have you defended my age 😡

[errant badge]

i mean, is it as easy as kbm?

[vital perch]

ban him and you'll be the oldest again

[sleek gull]

When I tell people I have 4 decades of gaming under my belt, I mean it lol. Started gaming at 3 years old in 1984.

[soft osprey]

I THINK mcwonder is older than me still

Not by much though

[vital perch]

what's the first game you remember playing

[vital perch]

how old is he

[wispy zephyr]

Everything works wells except you can pass on your the next stage because it requires holding a key so I had to have a keyboard to go to the next stage

[errant badge]

ive got like 1/4th of that
just one decade

[soft osprey]

Idk exactly I just know he has a wife and multiple kids and is an adult. I think 30+

[errant badge]

oh nice

[vital perch]

damn , from his voice i thought he was 20-24

[soft osprey]

If you heard mine you’d think I was 18 lol

[sleek gull]

It was the magnavox odyssey. It had filters you would stick to your TV screen, and move around a light dot to simulate the "game" you were playing.

[vital perch]

voice reveal?

[wispy zephyr]

Runs fairly well on medium graphics surprisingly don’t crash on steam deck as much as pc

[vital perch]

i guess americans sound far younger than i anticipate

[shell bronze]

bachelors rise up

[vital perch]

consider it a compliment

[errant badge]

probably because steam deck doesnt run on windows

[wispy zephyr]

Prob

[soft osprey]

Unlikely. Only a couple people here have been in VC with me, and only one person has seen a face reveal 😎

[vital perch]

i have 5 bucks

[shell bronze]

i'm lowkey chopped so i don't show my face

[soft osprey]

I am high key handsome af

[vital perch]

i don't look half bad , but not great either

[sleek gull]

Otherwise, the first real game like we know them today, it would have been something on the Sega Master System. Not really sure what the true first was. Either Enduro Racer, or Miracle Warriors, which I needed help from my dad as it was a bit complicated for a kid under 5.

[vital perch]

i'd rate myself 6/10

the only good pic i could find is this with ai generated greatsword

[soft osprey]

That’s crazy, AI generated a real looking person

[vital perch]

i'm not real

take your schizophrenia pills

[sleek gull]

You look like I could be your grand father lol.

[vital perch]

would you like to

[soft osprey]

Ok I’ll do a reveal but only for one minute and then deleting. I don’t want people getting jealous.

[sleek gull]

F no. I chose long ago not to have kids. They are expensive, and too demanding of time.

[wispy zephyr]

Same here

[vital perch]

i'm 16 , you're legally allowed to toss me out onto the streets in 2 years

[sleek gull]

Bet. Call me in two years

[vital perch]

i'll be your grandson for 2 minutes

dream come true

[sleek gull]

lol

[soft osprey]

Okay here we go

Here is my face reveal

That will only stay up for a minute

Don’t miss this handsome mug

[vital perch]

keeping my fingers on the power and volume button

[soft osprey]

Look im not fat

Or wear a fedora

[vital perch]

is this actually you tho

[soft osprey]

Im actually real handsome

[soft osprey]

Yes

[vital perch]

neat

[vital perch]

eh you're not that terrible

[shell bronze]

ok i guess the mod team is actually dropping faces

[shell bronze]

daaaaaamn

[vital perch]

your turn

[shell bronze]

you gonna take that moai?

[shell bronze]

really now

[wispy zephyr]

You Look very similar to my cousin

[vital perch]

yes

[soft osprey]

I told yall, im only keeping it up for a minute to prevent jealously. I see jealously already reared its ugly head

[vital perch]

can't have opinions in half sword nowadays

smh

[soft osprey]

Your cousins a cool dude

[fleet badge]

How to throw an object at an opponent?м

[vital perch]

moai is actually your cousin

trust

[wispy zephyr]

He’s a interesting character

[fleet badge]

How to throw an object at an opponent?

[shell bronze]

ok

[vital perch]

time the throw as you swing

basically tap Q/E in the right moment

[fleet badge]

ok

[shell bronze]

now

where were we

[vital perch]

must've been the wind ngl

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430079629192069130/55F5681.MP4?ex=68fbc4b1&is=68fa7331&hm=36b96fb67e554137137f8168445e5226b5f91c46ab4501b9a6f14f781bfdc63f&

[shell bronze]

told you i was lowk chopped

[vital perch]

i mean who cares even if you are

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429733145007099924/436C631.MP4?ex=68fbd380&is=68fa8200&hm=bdbda1e06a9f5d9028d0990650e92f5a89899459eb22848f8f932c783168c372&

[vital perch]

i'll probably forget in 2 weeks give or take

[shell bronze]

(he saved both pics instantly and will try to use them against me in the future)

[vital perch]

they are in mod logs anyway

[shell bronze]

logs don't save non-linked/embedded images

[vital perch]

shit

oh well

even if i keep the pictures you have mine aswell somewhere up in the chat

[shell bronze]

so you do admit to having saved them

[vital perch]

that's a hipothetical situation

[wheat gust]

pointy shoe of lobotymy

[shell bronze]

filthy discord user i knew your kind could not be trusted with people's information

[vital perch]

😔

[shell bronze]

this is why i don't drop my face online like that

[lapis marsh]

splitting headache

[tough yew]

alright who's winning, Red knight or da blue knight

its a trick question

[shell bronze]

they both die to the gun

[vital perch]

the one with the gun

[vital perch]

hivemind

[shell bronze]

leader vs follower*

[vital perch]

you wish

[shell bronze]

r3 + l3 ass move

[soft osprey]

I did not see 😡

[shell bronze]

late to the party sir

[vital perch]

clueless gotta send it again then

yk now i wonder , what language are discord bots coded in

[soft osprey]

We can trade pics in DM’s 😉

[tough yew]

actually made me wonder if a gun would be able to pierce two cuirasses

[vital perch]

i wish to join

[soft osprey]

Please don’t report me

[neat crow]

Blue knight is much better equipt

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/button-finger-press-gif-18048134805404571492

[vital perch]

doubt , probably would pierce one but would leave a dent in 2nd one

its a handgonne we're talking about

not a damn 50.cal

[tough yew]

figured

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1428928049323446295/image0.gif

mcwonder will enjoy hearing about this one