halfsword-chat-⚔

[naive holly]

Hey u

🫶

[small cairn]

lol nah not sure thats true, and iq isnt everything neither, i just loved minecraft lmao

[lofty escarp]

j*b

[small cairn]

and that was enough to learn to speak english

by myself

[lofty escarp]

no but like the avergae iq in some countries is higher than others

but yes you said it its not everything

[regal iron]

THAT INE FUCKONG GIF

IS LAGGING MYPHONE

[lofty escarp]

what phone u using

[regal iron]

Samsung ig

[polar hemlock]

HAHHAHAHA

[regal iron]

Not even an old one

[small cairn]

sure yeah, although iq is only part of intelligence, some see it as being like the thing that determines someones entire intelligence in its entirety but thats actually not the case

[lofty escarp]

tht sucks

[small cairn]

its just commonly used for it

[lofty escarp]

yes like when someone with high iq says something it gives much more trust in it where as a low iq person would be ignored

[regal iron]

Let me see if mine lags anyone else

[lofty escarp]

thats wrong for example

[regal iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386875642108317799/1398889391044431882/SUBSCRIBE.gif

[glacial wasp]

didn't work

[lofty escarp]

nop

[regal iron]

Not even loadig for me

[small cairn]

the fact u talk down on ur english without making a single confusing spelling mistake

[lofty escarp]

lol

[regal iron]

Im save from the destruction

[restive barn]

nope

[lofty escarp]

no but like i can speak its just that i dont know many words, enough to talk daily i think but not like specific words

that could be helpful at certain moments

[polar hemlock]

the resolution of my gif was 1080

and 90 mb

i imagine thats why your phone sploded

idk

[lofty escarp]

when my father was in his 30s he took a mensa iq test and scored 130 something like that which is above average it was in norway i think

[regal iron]

Ambiguous
Coincidence

I cant think of any other big words

[lofty escarp]

Demure

[regal iron]

The one I just sent is so poorly optimized it doesnt even load 🥀

If it loaded rn my discord would just crash

[small cairn]

yeah i experience the same problems sometimes, sometimes finding words to describe a kind of annoyance someone gives me is super like relieving cuz, you have like been pondering about how to describe it for such a long time

[lofty escarp]

yes exactly

[small cairn]

i see, where are you from?

[polar hemlock]

niiiiice bro

[lofty escarp]

i originated from caucasus countries but i grew up in norway

[lofty escarp]

how about you

[polar hemlock]

i love paying for nitro and shit doesnt even work lmao

[lofty escarp]

i can see it

[small cairn]

born in sweden, live in sweden

[lofty escarp]

thats cool

[small cairn]

i havent heard about caucasus

[dreamy ridge]

noway

[lofty escarp]

its like chechenya daghestan georgia

[small cairn]

ohhhhhh

[lofty escarp]

chimaev you know think

[small cairn]

ye

[lofty escarp]

he went to sweden to train his grapping

[small cairn]

do you speak norwegian then?

[cinder osprey]

Based

[lofty escarp]

yes and french

i learned fench and spanish in school

[small cairn]

cool, because we are able to decipher eachoters language, they are very simular

danish is even more simular to norwegian and more confusing to us

[lofty escarp]

vi ligner lol

[small cairn]

no way the first thing u say is something i cant understand

[polar hemlock]

im bri'ish

[dreamy ridge]

oi

[lofty escarp]

like "we twins"

[small cairn]

we say tvillingar

[dreamy ridge]

similar

[lofty escarp]

am i the only one whwo loves british weather

[lofty escarp]

yes

LOOL

[small cairn]

you know that letter yall have with the cross

we have one diffrent letter from eachoter but they sound exactly the same

[dreamy ridge]

ø

[small cairn]

we say ö instead

they sound exactly the same

:o

[lofty escarp]

Siden jeg opprettet en Discord-konto, har jeg aldri møtt noen som snakker mitt språk eller et lignende språk.

[small cairn]

men nu har du det x)

[lofty escarp]

You got it man

[dreamy ridge]

Also Æ

[lofty escarp]

ja LMAO

[small cairn]

wait what

nah thats not norwegian right

[lofty escarp]

thats i think bokmal

[dreamy ridge]

it is, for you it is ä

[lofty escarp]

yes

thats bokmal its like certain people in scandinavian countrie that instead of using their own countries language, they use bokmal

or wait

[glacial wasp]

anybody, help meeee :_( its hard to play without focus

[lofty escarp]

oh no its only in norwegia

[lofty escarp]

maybe reinstall it?

[glacial wasp]

tried, didnt help

[lofty escarp]

you launch it from steam right?

[glacial wasp]

sure

[lofty escarp]

then wait

[glacial wasp]

wait for patch u mean?

[small cairn]

close and start game?

[glacial wasp]

tried, didnt help too

[lofty escarp]

im actually finding the way to restart a game entirely

[small cairn]

thats not very good

u sure ur z key isnt

problematic?

[lofty escarp]

just wait a second

[glacial wasp]

got u

[glacial wasp]

fcourse no

[small cairn]

menar du att reseta

återställa

[lofty escarp]

yes

[lofty escarp]

Jeg skal hjelpe ham med å starte spillet på nytt med Steam. Jeg leter etter

[wheat leaf]

Mfs speakin Italian in here huh

[small cairn]

taskmanager?

[small cairn]

norwegian and swedish

[wheat leaf]

Based

I got ancestry in both, carry on good ladds

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1358535414800974104

[lofty escarp]

nei, det er det engelske ordet «reboot».

[idle crane]

Please stick to english in this channel

[glacial wasp]

+, in any channel but not here

[lofty escarp]

i know like 11 names of my great grandparents, since 1750 something like that, but those of my dads family

[wheat leaf]

That’s awesome dude I love that kinda stuff

[glacial wasp]

wassup with the way? still in process?

[inner raven]

Hello peoples

[lofty escarp]

ok so first i tried to search for launching options that could reboot the game i didnt find im sorry and i tried to see if you could check the games files if there are errors in the code and didnt find neither

but wait im not done

[lofty escarp]

yes but im not norwegian

like i live in there

[glacial wasp]

I checked files via steam, it didnt find problems

[lofty escarp]

try two things

[wheat leaf]

My mom did a big study on her ancestry in high school so she has a book going back to late 17’s-early 18’s, we got small traces of almost every Northern European country, Irish,scot,Finnish, swede,norwegi, and dutch, so i think it’s fair to say I got Viking in me

[small cairn]

wait why was that channel not in my channel list

[wheat leaf]

My dads side is generic white genes, English and French 😂

[lofty escarp]

launch in properties the game with this code : -autoconfig

[idle crane]

Discord is weird. Select show all channels in the server settings

[small cairn]

dayum

tons of languages

food?

memes?

[glacial wasp]

got u

[lofty escarp]

lol yes bro you do for suren thats crazy you got pure nordic genes

[small cairn]

i really do hope they add more damage for blunt weapons

a fully coloured red head isnt doing it for me

skull cracking and such would be cool

face deformation

[lofty escarp]

true man

@glacial wasp yuo tried?

[wheat leaf]

Nah like I say, that’s just my moms side, my dad’s gave me mostly French genes

[glacial wasp]

in process

[idle crane]

This is planned

[small cairn]

sick

face deformation i hope too

[idle crane]

[lofty escarp]

still man you got the nordic genes like viking genes

[small cairn]

but id also like for the characters to make

more facial expressions

that also planned?

[idle crane]

Im not sure. Probably

[lofty escarp]

yes because willies are emotionless

[lofty escarp]

hey i respect the game and its future its very promising

[small cairn]

it is

[wheat leaf]

I really wanna travel to Europe and see the northern-most countries, i don’t like the weather in Canada it’s too hot 😂

[lofty escarp]

@glacial wasp if it doesnt work, either try changing your keyboards language or step by step restart your computer launch steam in administrator mode and then launch half sword or maybe ask a developper if they made specific launching options for the game

[glacial wasp]

it didnt work...

[lofty escarp]

how is canada too hot man i think the coldest you could find after canada is only siberia i think

im planning to live in siberia because i want to improve my health as i get older

[rare hearth]

or you could freeze to death who knows

[lofty escarp]

of course

or i could die because of tigers or bears

[sleek gull]

Average life expectancy in Siberia is like 70. Pretty average.

[wheat leaf]

I’m not sure how each country’s weather compares or how different it is, but the thing abt Canada is that it goes from super hot to super cold yearly, like some places here do -30° winter +35° summers, it pushes 40° where I live

[lofty escarp]

im not planning to live my entire life in siberia just like 5 years or so

[lofty escarp]

oh yess i forgot about that you mean like when its summer its really hot but when its winter its really cold

its called something but i forgot

[wheat leaf]

Exactly, where I live it’s not bad, Vancouver island is very southern so it’s just west coast rainforest

[lofty escarp]

i would love to come to canada during winter

[wheat leaf]

-5° winters +40° summers, that’s just way too hot for me hahah

[sleek gull]

Vancouver island has some real rough areas. The TV Show 'Alone' has done a few seasons there. It is wild

[rare hearth]

i suppose thats in freedom units

[wheat leaf]

Which ones which, Celsius freedom unit?

[rare hearth]

cause aint no way youre living in -30 C

[rare hearth]

Fahrenheit is freedom unit

[lofty escarp]

thats only in yakutia or very deep places from siberia

[inner raven]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 😘

[wheat leaf]

Oh yeah no, some places reach -30 Celsius

[inner raven]

Plaguing my murder game with temperatures

[rare hearth]

oh god

[wheat leaf]

Not here where I live

I’m literally in a temperate rainforest

[rare hearth]

you can freeze someone to death so thats murder i think

[inner raven]

Nah, not morbid enough

[rare hearth]

heat someone to death then

aka burn

[lofty escarp]

its actually 9 celcius in my city which is not bad

[wheat leaf]

But the northern 2/3’s of Canada is all borderline inhospitable cold and heat all year, hence why there’s so much more land than people

[lofty escarp]

@glacial wasp

[wheat leaf]

It’s abt 8° here, I like this temp, anywhere from like 0-20 C is my ideal

[lofty escarp]

i dont like it above 15

its like mid cold but hot at the same time because you feel the suns warm

warmth

[glacial wasp]

in process

[wheat leaf]

Exactly, I like that temp

I hear Scotland doesn’t get much hotter than 20 in summers, I’d like to go there too

[lofty escarp]

lol the bars in scotland are way above 30 C

like inside them

[wheat leaf]

lol I could see it, but I hear the bar ‘parties’ are WAY better there

My friend goes there yearly and always tells me about the songs and dances

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430368347022823465/735C2F1.MP4?ex=68fa2e94&is=68f8dd14&hm=3e7e520b6b6f1585ac22ab67bd4c37cba398d3218d1a621a8780bc2f96376343&

[naive holly]

Gm everyone whos excited

[wheat leaf]

I stg it ain’t neva gonna release if we keep saying todays the day every day

[naive holly]

Istg this gif is posted 6 times daily at least

[naive holly]

Rare t8 clueless

[lofty escarp]

so its fake?

[naive holly]

Alright alright ill never feign an update again

[idle crane]

Unless stated by devs dont believe people saying the game is releasing today

[exotic parcel]

me wakin up when someone says it's update day and it's not update day

[lofty escarp]

does canada have their own cultural songs in bars or like worldwide popular ?

[shell bronze]

t6

with some shoulder armor

that's my samurai larp

[lofty escarp]

i count it as a leak

[naive holly]

I was gonna day t6 dont have vambraces lol

[shell bronze]

yeah i fight in t7 with it

[sleek gull]

This is a concept I have never considered while living in the US. It is simply not a thing here. lol

[shell bronze]

no upper leg armor and crappy arm armor + open face helmet makes it a t6.5

the shitty katana nerfs it down to t6

[exotic parcel]

The only leak in this is my incontinence

[restive barn]

HEY

nvm

wait

what

[lofty escarp]

what does it mean so?

[lofty escarp]

whats that lol

[naive holly]

T6.5 sounds goated

[restive barn]

yeah nvm lmao

[shell bronze]

why you catching strays gng that's not your katana

[naive holly]

He realized lol

[restive barn]

i just hopped on dc i didnt see the video😭

[sleek gull]

In bars in the US, there are no chants or songs that are known across the country, or even state wide. It is just not a thing here.

[lofty escarp]

and in canada?

[naive holly]

Oh this is fantastic

[lofty escarp]

bruh

[naive holly]

Am stealing that

[shell bronze]

yeah i had to fight the devs to get this leaked footage

[sleek gull]

Maybe on Sports nights if there is a chant or song for their favorite hockey team.

[lofty escarp]

the fat that the first frame is a leak is exciting

[lofty escarp]

oh ok lol

[naive holly]

Thats the point, to juke ya

[sleek gull]

Generally in Bars if people start a chant or song, it pisses off the other customers and will likely be asked to keep it down. lol

[restive barn]

i wanna teach my children a constructed language

[glacial wasp]

it didnt work too

[wheat leaf]

Moreso in the Toronto-Quebec side as they have more Irish and UK descendants, like the ones in New York, Massachusetts, all those blokes haha
tbh don’t wanna get too off topic but canadas poor leadership generationally killed a lot of the cultural and traditional celebrations

[lofty escarp]

you did all this

then ask devs

[glacial wasp]

what the heck is going on with this game >:0000

[rare hearth]

what are u trying to fix

[lofty escarp]

if they made specific launchin options for the game if its not working

[rare hearth]

or do

[rare hearth]

-dx11

[lofty escarp]

his z key doesnt work to lock on enemies

[rare hearth]

huh

is his lock on strength

[lofty escarp]

yes

[glacial wasp]

focus on NPC, it doesnt work, I tried everything, but nothing helps

[rare hearth]

does his letter z actually work

[lofty escarp]

wait maybe you lock on gauge is a t 0?

[naive holly]

Good question lol

[lofty escarp]

he said yes

or maybe not

[rare hearth]

send a z in the chat rn@glacial wasp

[lofty escarp]

oh no...

[glacial wasp]

z

zzzzzz

[rare hearth]

oh ok

[glacial wasp]

zov zov zov zov

[rare hearth]

it works

ok so

[lofty escarp]

is the lock on strentgh gauge at 0? in the game options @glacial wasp

[sleek gull]

Lock on is only engaged while you are holding down Left Click. The strength of locking on is determined by the slider in Settings.

Turn it all the way down, hold down left click and walk at the enemy. You should be able to walk right passed them

Then turn it all the way up. Now when you hold left click and walk at the enemy, your character should be always walking directly at the enemy.

[lofty escarp]

becasue you can activate it but still doesnt work

[rare hearth]

when u press Z, does it show a circle around the npc

[lofty escarp]

yes i think

because otherwise that would be the games problem

[sleek gull]

The only time you want to press Z, is if you want to turn Lock On off.

[rare hearth]

yeah its a toggle

[lofty escarp]

but isnt there an option where you can change its intensity?

[rare hearth]

and u dont have to press it evry fight

[rare hearth]

yeah

[sleek gull]

It is a slider in Settings.

[rare hearth]

lock on strength

in game options iirc

[lofty escarp]

he should see if he diddnt change it to 0 or just not enough maybe?

[rare hearth]

maybe yeah

[lofty escarp]

i played it for 150 hours i never gotten any problems i dont know

[sand herald]

Woah hey that's pretty cool

[naive holly]

Yeah i didnt see this a++ chrome

[sand herald]

I don't think I'll be a lot of help in trying to turn it into a mod though, don't know the first thing involved in doing so or how exactly you want it done

[sleek gull]

How Lock On Works:

[lofty escarp]

i love how you can explain it with a 30 second video

i could pay to see you doing this but with all the games features

[restive barn]

aw man

thats okay tho

[sleek gull]

Shoooo I do it for free. I'm happy to demonstrate anything.

[glacial wasp]

it... it doesnt work too XD

[sleek gull]

Show me a clip of exactly what I did, from your perspective

[restive barn]

who wants to see my scratch coding weapon ball shit

[lofty escarp]

yes exatcly

[rare hearth]

can you demonstrate how can i get my father back with the milk

[lofty escarp]

make a channel where you do instructions xD

[sand herald]

Sure

[rare hearth]

a thread

[restive barn]

once i set up the stream

wait a min

[sleek gull]

When a father comes of a certain age, they may say they went to get the milk and didn't return. What actually happens is they went upstate to to a farm, and became the cow.

[rare hearth]

thanks fizzlepop

[glacial wasp]

Sec

[idle crane]

Is there songs at sports games?

[sleek gull]

Maybe when EA drops. At this moment, so close to EA, it could quickly become outdated info.

Otherwise, I stream the game Tues, Weds, Thurs 6pm-8pm EST on twitch. And I love to talk with Chat and help them when they ask questions.

[restive barn]

unc dont forget u have a tt acc

[sand herald]

This is true

[sleek gull]

There are! Lots of sports teams have songs that when they play at home the crowd will all join in to sing.

[sand herald]

Shouldn't leave them hanging for so long

[restive barn]

you better come back w a bang

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gun-shoot-ak47-war-gif-7990705687144326

lmfao

unc you can edit armor to be useless w ue4ss

[sand herald]

Hopefully the algorithm will treat me kindly

[lofty parcel]

When the game comes out in early release will we be able to still play the demo? Or will their be a gamemode that is like the demo? I fully intend to buy the game day one so its not a big deal, but i was just wondering.

[idle crane]

Are there songs that the fans come up with tho? England like to make fun of teams in our sport songs mostly

[sleek gull]

Yeah, they can have rich history going back generations. But they typically aren't sung at Bars unless it is game night, or afterparty after going to a game.

[glacial wasp]

OMG IT'S WORKED

[fierce wedge]

not real

[glacial wasp]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[idle crane]

Okay good. I thought yall were just being boring or something

[wheat gust]

hit bro with the..

[wheat gust]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-geno-chara-frisk-slash-gif-3345037020016162093

[sleek gull]

The thing is tho, there isn't much of a culture of local songs not related to sports.

[restive barn]

yes i do indeed have lots of pictures of Galileo Galilei

why tf isnt my streaming thingy loading

[sand herald]

I gotta head out so I won't be able to watch the stream sadly

Send clips of the final result tho

[restive barn]

by by

[restive barn]

alr

[soft osprey]

In my home town we didnt have many sports so we took pride in being the home of the REAL polka king

So no bar songs, just polka

[restive barn]

i hate how 70% of my problems are "X won't load"

[fierce wedge]

this is 1984

[soft osprey]

You deserve this

[halcyon badger]

anybody have tips on how to beat the commoner boss

everytime he does one attack and im almost dead

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-067-67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-gif-13940852437921483111

[sleek gull]

I'd be into that

[wheat gust]

thwonk

[dark folio]

@mild yarrow streak

[fierce wedge]

jesus christ

[grim hamlet]

.

[sullen coral]

where is update?(

[tough hollow]

never coming out

theriy discontinueing it and owner is pursuing their life as a cereal bowl dispenser in the middle east

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

no more demo updates

[tough hollow]

this guys lying

[azure mirage]

no

[tough hollow]

hes still lying

im a very credible source

[azure mirage]

who's he

[tough hollow]

you

[azure mirage]

so you're lying

gg

[tough hollow]

chec kagian

[tough hollow]

thats ai

clearly

[hallow urchin]

seems fake to me, stop giving out false info.

[azure mirage]

2 new blocks

[tough hollow]

fr

clear as day

[hallow urchin]

always spreading misinfo, clearly AI.

[tough hollow]

sora ai watermark

invalid argument

[round stone]

good afternoon half bros

[azure mirage]

hey wind

[tough hollow]

wind i wouldnt talk to this guy if i were you

[round stone]

one day closer to release, am i right bros

[tough hollow]

his a liar

[hallow urchin]

name this move

[azure mirage]

hell yeah

[round stone]

"One only tell lies, to other only tells the truth" ahh situation

[remote iris]

Attack

[azure mirage]

I've been playing tarkov like crazy

I'm so washed in halfsword now

[alpine aurora]

Reverse zwerchau

[round stone]

To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself

[round stone]

multicloning ¿¿¿

[tough hollow]

danya cb is probably behind this

[azure mirage]

everything but halfsword

[wheat gust]

naruto run pose

[vital perch]

also

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1428357296127475753/EbFgyMBi.gif

hi chat

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bbq-alert-chicken-alert-barbecue-chicken-alert-shaq-alert-barbecue-alert-gif-1893228281228761021

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-theoretical-fake-dog-fake-ai-deep-fake-dog-gif-11985677374516977512

[azure mirage]

hello johnington

[round stone]

The sword slipped off my hands

[cold void]

Is there any way to reset the Progress in Halfsword after playing it through?

[round stone]

sees Kiwi, looks inside: kiwi.

[vital perch]

check pins

[vital perch]

yall look how many mushrooms i picked today 😋 the soup is gonna be crazy

[round stone]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-radiation-rad-damage-fo76-rads-gif-25107681

[hallow urchin]

how many mooshroom cows did that take

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-cow-gif-27528345

[shadow badger]

halfsword early access release tomorrow

[tough hollow]

im willing to bet like 8-9

[signal wedge]

Please don't post stuff like this gang

[vital perch]

😔okay

[round stone]

What if we feel like recreating the meme but with text ¿

Is that allowed ¿

[grand tulip]

do we have any idea when the game's going in early access

[signal wedge]

As long as it's not in the server idc

[still herald]

Q4.

[grim ether]

no today at 10

i manifest it

[signal wedge]

No political memes

[round stone]

Tomorrow

[tough hollow]

fun police

[signal wedge]

Alright

[still herald]

jesus man

[round stone]

omg its shrimp boi

hi bro

[upper wyvern]

i keep seeing it for some time

it makes me wonder if its true lol

[round stone]

oh no, I see a nickname in spanish

[still herald]

hiiiiii

[round stone]

Hola amigo

[upper wyvern]

but its already Q4 yeah? so theres a chance we can get ea any time now

[shadow badger]

its true, why would people lie about it

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/munsonated-gif-26549668

[round stone]

We'll keep repeating everyday that "It's tomorrow" until it comes true

[grand tulip]

oh we're close

thats chill

[upper wyvern]

Manifseting it

[tough hollow]

if you say it enough it has to come true

its the law

[still herald]

truke.

[upper wyvern]

you cant deny it...

[round stone]

You got a Luchador kind of nickname

El mosquito sin nombre... Punches people when they say its real name

[tough hollow]

meaning we all have to spam "its tomorrow" in 13 minutes

[rose spindle]

I'll manifest "not today", let's see who has more mana :>

[still herald]

manifesting early access release tomorrow with my evil chud powers.... v wvll vll svv......

[upper wyvern]

😂 im gonna wrestle everyone i see

[tough hollow]

and early acsess will be forced to come out

[round stone]

We gotta make some sort of prize for whoever guesses the release date

[tough hollow]

ill throw a tin can at my neighbor in honor of whoeve has the closet guess

[still herald]

winner gets a full suit of armor and a life size Willie doll to abuse

[azure mirage]

ttt

[upper wyvern]

he'll get a playable willy with willie character in hs

[tough hollow]

ouch

[round stone]

[hallow urchin]

will i get to play with my willy.

[round stone]

Omfg

[tough hollow]

thats what the doll is going to be for

[hallow urchin]

this the only one ive ACTUALLY felt oh my god

[quiet ferry]

October 26

[quiet ferry]

Mayhaps

[round stone]

Me as a child, with my child sized plushie of Mickey the Mouse

[upper wyvern]

Yes....

Finally...

[round stone]

November 28

[tough hollow]

i usually do this on the homeless man living in my recycling bin

[round stone]

damn bro, some people just give them sandwiches

[quiet ferry]

January 3 2027

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-jumping-off-a-cliff-landing-in-water-gif-12494009273805900243

[still herald]

willy is real i sawr him in my bathroom mirror im not fibbing

[tough hollow]

your joshing me

[still herald]

its true... i even fact checked on snopes

[grim ether]

manifest it today for 1 robux

[upper wyvern]

if you say willie 3 times in the mirror he will appear

[shadow badger]

we should threaten bodily harm to a random server member until they release early access

[upper wyvern]

thats what the legend says

[quiet ferry]

Did you touch willie

[round stone]

He tried to reach, and smashed his head

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/no-seinfeld-dont-kramer-dont-do-it-gif-23693001

[grand tulip]

I told my friend that willie grew facial hair in the crossbow sneak peek and he only saw those two words

[tough hollow]

a old witch from the homeless shelter told me if i touch my willie while playing halfsword willie will jjump out of my screen and grant me early acess to halfsword 3

[stone mauve]

i cant send pics 😭

[still herald]

i knew a guy that did this. only thing left of him was a big toe.

[round stone]

runky has a thing for the homeless

[upper wyvern]

i think hes interested in willies hair

[tough hollow]

hes lying

[quiet ferry]

If you eat 3 willies you summon big willie and you have to eat him

[still herald]

homeless? is that half sword reference?

[upper wyvern]

baronless

[stone mauve]

can someone send a pic for me

[upper wyvern]

yeah sure

[tender quest]

@naive holly

[still herald]

estateless.... landless...

[tough hollow]

they should add a feature in halfsword where you can exit the kingdom and get a 9-5 at burger king

[quiet ferry]

Get to lvl 1

[upper wyvern]

too op.. will change the point of the game forever.

[quiet ferry]

Keep talking and eventually you can

[still herald]

thats why yo baron dead. what sabatons he got in his tomb.

[upper wyvern]

Everyone will exit and work 9-5

just like in real life guys

[tough hollow]

your right

then the battlefield will be at burgerking

[upper wyvern]

That would be crazy though

imagine a custom map

[stone mauve]

dms

[upper wyvern]

Where you can smash willie in some burgers

[quiet ferry]

Burger King freak outs in full plate

[still herald]

im having prophetic visions.... yes.... its all true...

[tough hollow]

they should include modding more into halfsword

like workshop or somethingy

[round stone]

Butter knife attack

[upper wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1430598380765315302/1430598420401225789/Screenshot_24.png?ex=68fa5c1a&is=68f90a9a&hm=7e9d8498f3ad2b04d9ded79ca41ed5884d7c5213fbd6cd628bfb315dfb8becd7&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1522&height=856

[tough hollow]

thad be tuff

[quiet ferry]

They will!!!!

[tough hollow]

are you tuggin my sack right now

[still herald]

i think i saw somewhere that steam workshop Integration will be a thing

[quiet ferry]

No

[tough hollow]

that is exciting

[upper wyvern]

@stone mauve gay party huh?????

[still herald]

playing with my willy rn

[upper wyvern]

you too man?

we gotta call another willy

[tough hollow]

i ccan wait to fight willies in with my wooden fish inside of the fortnite christmas map with thanos by my side

[still herald]

always keep my hand on that thang

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/daddys-home2-daddys-home2gifs-stop-it-stop-that-i-mean-it-gif-9694318

[round stone]

Baki characters for no apparent reason

[tough hollow]

im always ready for a willie duel

[round stone]

Bro's eyeball was holding by a string

[upper wyvern]

have mercy messiah

[stone mauve]

basically

we just tryna hug

[still herald]

a knight must always have his sword in hand, ready for anything.

[tough hollow]

bro willie put away big wille 😭

[upper wyvern]

willy became a gymnast

[tough hollow]

bros admiring his willie

[still herald]

when half sword is real this thing is going to be executed for his crimes

[round stone]

God forbid a willie to be graceful

[still herald]

cant a white willy catch a vibe?

[tough hollow]

heaven forbid i dont wanna have my eyes glued to willys bee hive

[tough hollow]

are they going to include a khaby lame mechanism in the next update of halfsword?

[still herald]

RRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-hoarah-loux-gif-27415783

[devout fjord]

my willy turned purple, is that normal?

[lilac sinew]

Why is the punching so buggy sometimes? Sometimes when I use both hands I just go full madness on them, swinging both hands wildly (which is what i want) but other times, one hand blocks, and then the other swings. Which is only one?

[tough hollow]

this is completely normal but he might try to collect the infinity stones if you dont put an end to him

[still herald]

mad titan willy....

[tender quest]

His name is Wilhelm Fischer, or Willie for short, not willy...

[wheat gust]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-fortnite-battle-royale-thanos-marvel-gif-18688488

[still herald]

Willyiam

[tough hollow]

bro dropped his government name

[still herald]

omg its the Red Skeleton from General United States

[still herald]

cant believe they doxxed willy... has wokeness gone too far..?

[devout fjord]

this has to be the most vicious kill ive gotten so far

[still herald]

oh man i didnt even realize teeth deformation was a thing

[shrewd fable]

anyone got tips for ultimate challenge, i've been trying for an hour and havent gotten far at all...

[still herald]

thats awesome

[round stone]

He cant breath bro you gotta do CPB or whatever you people call it

[tough hollow]

racism usually works well for me

[sharp sky]

lock in

[shrewd fable]

👃

[still herald]

HS Rule #1: aura farm over your opponents

[round stone]

Lowering the damage taken is completely, and absolutely acceptable

[sharp sky]

took his eyes

[hollow pond]

Mother fucker

[round stone]

I can't read 'aura farm' anymore, wihout imagining Piccolo's pose

[shrewd fable]

and half his teeth

[stone mauve]

cartel torture is wild

[dull iron]

i'd like to expose this willie that deliberatedly touched my ass, he was a baron, i think this is innapropiate coming from someone in his social class

[shrewd fable]

well, i kinda wanna beat it with deafult damage

[tough hollow]

anyone know ehre my trashbags are?

[sharp sky]

sickle gaming

[round stone]

Yikes...

[devout fjord]

just a regular willy

[still herald]

well i bet his employer is gonna looove this

[sharp sky]

mirrored face ass

[tough hollow]

eye of rah ahh

[still herald]

check your pocket

[sharp sky]

GAH DAM

[still herald]

im a seer

i see things

[sharp sky]

wtf happened to his foot

[dull iron]

yes, is not going to touch nothing any more, his arms twisted 720° so badly that i think i've made bonemeal in his arms

[tough hollow]

bros mindless

[devout fjord]

lol

[sharp sky]

tomato

[still herald]

bud thinks hes Dr. Weird

[dull iron]

a seer?

did you watch lotm?

[still herald]

whar that

[tough hollow]

lots of testicles maybe

[still herald]

ahhhh

[dull iron]

https://tenor.com/view/lotm-lotm-corruption-hidden-sage-old-neil-lord-of-the-mysteries-gif-18377928731452270048

this masterpiece

[still herald]

no i haven't seen that

[dull iron]

https://www.crunchyroll.com/es/series/GEXH3W2EZ/lord-of-mysteries i recommend this anime to you, is very good, the animation is incredible

[tough hollow]

caught this monster taking advantage of a unconcious willie i hope law enforcements will be able to catch this demon of a willie

[dull iron]

noooo, call HOA

that's unacceptable

[tough hollow]

never though ive seen the extended footage

[still herald]

homer simpson origin story

[devout fjord]

fr

[dull iron]

he doesn't close the mouth, he is liking it

[still herald]

yeaa... he likes that mustart..... yeaaa.......

https://tenor.com/view/ferass18-gif-7869831930024597864

[dull iron]

he was dreaming...

[tough hollow]

whatever you say uncle\

[still herald]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-kevin-ts-ts-pmo-juggtok-gif-90223375947349643

[shrewd fable]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-sam-sam-look-outside-look-outside-look-outside-game-look-outside-sam-gif-16222235784862859796

dang it

no gif :c

[still herald]

i need to play that game

also

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[real flame]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-24167425

lol it doesnt even work for me

[still herald]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[dull iron]

you need to have level in the server

[real flame]

i became what i swore to destroy 😭

[restive barn]

i added big ass blades

[dull iron]

the bigger the better

[tough hollow]

when are you implementing giant wooden fish into your next modpack?

[dull iron]

but i think is average

[restive barn]

huh

[dull iron]

from 1nm to 10m is average

[restive barn]

theres bigger

[dull iron]

i know

[tough hollow]

fish

[dull iron]

parry this fucking casual

[restive barn]

youve started a battle you can't win

[devout fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[dull iron]

i've only got close to him and he surrendered

[wooden gazelle]

sad it wasnt a decap but still cool nonetheless

[tough hollow]

did unc snap

[still herald]

nuts from berk in real loife

[torn steeple]

OH MY FUCKING GOD MILITIA TIER ON LOWEST DAMAGE TO NPC FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!

[dull iron]

what?

who's berk

[wheat leaf]

No his name is nuts

From Berk

[tough hollow]

bro never heard of nuts from berk 😭

[wheat leaf]

[mild yarrow]

I got bigger fish to finger icl

[wheat leaf]

You what

[dark folio]

Alright

[still herald]

bud is NOT in the know

[dull iron]

oooooo i understand

[mild yarrow]

I GOT BIGGER FISH TO FINGER ICL!!!

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[wheat leaf]

[dark folio]

Say my name

[mild yarrow]

Smegma Andrew

[dark folio]

You're damn right

[tough hollow]

the hoa will be hearing aboutthis in a strongly worded email

[dark folio]

Uh oh

[mild yarrow]

☹️

[dull iron]

i want your tooth

[mild yarrow]

Tough

[wheat leaf]

The hoa will be hearing about this in the form of a pipe bomb

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-flight-reacts-shocked-dumb-gif-6313022364613646356

[dark folio]

I blame @mild yarrow for everything including the horse

[mild yarrow]

I blame @mild yarrow

[tough hollow]

wait a minute

[mild yarrow]

Wow twins

[mild yarrow]

What

[tough hollow]

im putting 2 and 2 together

[dark folio]

I got a wife and kids man

[mild yarrow]

No your not

[mild yarrow]

They are all me

[dull iron]

this thing won't even hurt willie even with that size

[tough hollow]

liar

[dark folio]

Cant afford to be in prison

[mild yarrow]

Oh okay

[mild yarrow]

I am not a lion 😠

I am a human male 😠

[dark folio]

Lies

[mild yarrow]

No

[dark folio]

Werent you british

[mild yarrow]

No

[mild yarrow]

I’m

Uhh

Italian

[tough hollow]

thats not what this photo of you says

[mild yarrow]

And my name is alessio

[mild yarrow]

MODS HES DOXXING ME

BAN HIN

[tough hollow]

uh oh

[dark folio]

This guy

[tough hollow]

here comes the fuzz

[mild yarrow]

Me

[mild yarrow]

Hot fuzz

[dark folio]

Istg the quality of ts picture decreases everytime i look at it

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-those-who-know-corvid-stillwater-phonk-gif-3624124372213078304

[dark folio]

Lamb mentioned

[dull iron]

i got muted

[dark folio]

For what

[tough hollow]

deadahh

[dull iron]

for saying fem boy (i didn't knew it has banned isn't even a bad word)

[mild yarrow]

No

[mild yarrow]

Mb bro

[dark folio]

K

[dark folio]

Jesse

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-fat-man-when-the-gif-22060334

[tough hollow]

okay uncle

[mild yarrow]

Okay Bobby

Bro this dog character bout to get slimed out icl

[dark folio]

Olive boy talking

[wheat leaf]

Crows are peak

[mild yarrow]

I no olive

[dark folio]

You sure

[dull iron]

SHIT i had to enter school an hour ago

[mild yarrow]

🫒

[dark folio]

Mhm

[wheat leaf]

Anyone who don’t fw crows are goobers

[mild yarrow]

‘Enter’ okay Shakespeare 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[mild yarrow]

Goons icl

[dull iron]

so much half sword

[dark folio]

"Okay" k shk

[restive barn]

gn chat

[tough hollow]

my cousins neighbors mother in law was mugged by a homeless man with a cow on his sholder in orgeon'

[dark folio]

Sweet dreams and cookies for you chrome

[mild yarrow]

‘K’ l sll

[tough hollow]

make a joust uncle

[mild yarrow]

Gm chrome

[dark folio]

"K"

[mild yarrow]

|

[dull iron]

well i think i can still play one more fight in half sword

[dark folio]

Why did the chicken cross the road

[mild yarrow]

​

I ain’t typing allat

Bro thinks I’m Shakespeare

[wheat leaf]

She got robbed by Odin dude

Wait a COW ON HIS SHOULDER

[tough hollow]

hes on to something

[mild yarrow]

Only in Ohio bro

I’m sorry

[dark folio]

So onionball but in halfsword

[wheat leaf]

I’m tellin ya

Gotta watch out for the Nordic gods when you in Ohio

[mild yarrow]

Me?

[wheat leaf]

You gotta be careful out there

[mild yarrow]

Fuck Zeus Gng

He ain’t gonna do shi

[wheat leaf]

Cuh

[mild yarrow]

Uhhhh guys

⚡️

☠️

[wheat leaf]

the well known Nordic god Zeus 😭

[tough hollow]

holy cow did you guys hear that

[mild yarrow]

UFO molests andrew

[dark folio]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"Me"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭im crine😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭you aint know munch like that😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mild yarrow]

he is

[tough hollow]

uncle

[restive barn]

no

[tough hollow]

that wasnt the wind

[dark folio]

Dude what😭

[mild yarrow]

Yeah it was a UFO

Dumbass

[restive barn]

ok one last picture of a big ass blade before i dip... this may be turned into a mod

[mild yarrow]

Andrew ahh

[tough hollow]

bruh

[mild yarrow]

Mb

[wheat leaf]

Ubiquitous fuckass ogre

[mild yarrow]

Andrew ahh

Munchkinsman

[dark folio]

Small ahh blade

[jovial vault]

The devs should totally give us an estimated release date for early access 😭🙏🥺

[tough hollow]

SuperduperMrMunchkinsMan ahh blud we get it your SuperduperMrMunchkinsMan

[dark folio]

No

[tough hollow]

they did

[mild yarrow]

I am super duper icl

[restive barn]

nvm one last big ass blade this is a really good angle

[tough hollow]

you had to sell your soul for it though

[restive barn]

alr gn chat

[mild yarrow]

Like omni man

He such a good guy

[jovial vault]

When will it be released????

[dark folio]

Gn

[mild yarrow]

Never

[dark folio]

Never

[mild yarrow]

Copycat

[tough hollow]

copycat but louder

[jovial vault]

Why? What happened?

[mild yarrow]

I ain’t answering that gng

[dark folio]

Answer my call

[mild yarrow]

Ur gonna be booty naked again

[mild yarrow]

Never

[dark folio]

Delete ts right now

[mild yarrow]

No

[jovial vault]

Why never?

[hasty blade]

What the fuck

[mild yarrow]

Because I’m evil

[mild yarrow]

What

[dark folio]

Never

[tough hollow]

is there a when the sun explodes option

[dark folio]

?

[hasty blade]

yes 😄

its somewhere outside

in the grass

[tough hollow]

liar

[mild yarrow]

AHHHHHHH

[tough hollow]

i live in a parking garage

[mild yarrow]

jumpscare warning Gng

[hasty blade]

For fucks sake 😭

[mild yarrow]

☹️

[dark folio]

Answer

[mild yarrow]

I live in Hubert’s abode

ANDREW STOP CALLING ME

IM NOT GONNA ANSWER

[hasty blade]

I live in YOU.

[tough hollow]

the sex motel

[frank spoke]

I beat the baron finally

[dark folio]

Its urgent

[tough hollow]

bar light

[mild yarrow]

Bet 🤤

[mild yarrow]

Yes

[hasty blade]

Ah fuck no

im evacuating the premises

fuck this

[mild yarrow]

You could be on fire and u would t care Gng

[mild yarrow]

☹️

[tough hollow]

im gonna tell a trusted adult

[mild yarrow]

Okay bye chat got to go

[mild yarrow]

Tough

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bartolozzi-joe-bart-joe-what-shocked-gif-1332960450307664647

[mild yarrow]

Catastrophic mistype

[dark folio]

No

[dull iron]

bye

[mild yarrow]

Call me again and I slime you

[dark folio]

K

[dull iron]

what?

[hasty blade]

fuck it yall. ima react in joe bartolozzi gifs from now on

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[dull iron]

who's joe bartolozzi?

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bartolozzi-gif-16501825566380358966

[tough hollow]

will this affect the jerkmate servers?

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bartolozzi-joe-bart-bart-fart-joe-b-thousand-yard-stare-gif-7887256569925418093

[dark folio]

What do you not understand

[dull iron]

wtf is jerkmate, i saw it has ranked but says is +18

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bart-joe-bartolozzi-drink-listening-suprised-gif-5943392396226507696

[azure mirage]

it's a porn site, that's pretty much it

I'm surprised they let people talk about it

[dark folio]

Its a site where you jork

[dull iron]

what does he mean?

[dull iron]

oh, ok i don't wanna see it

[azure mirage]

yeah

[dark folio]

Slime basically mean attack

[dull iron]

bc i would destroy the leaderboard

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/замок-gif-24778616

[dull iron]

a

[azure mirage]

alrrrighttt

Sliming someone usually means killing a person*

[dark folio]

Also the ranked feature is basically just cookie clicker

[dark folio]

Same thing

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bart-joe-bartolozzi-dance-funky-gif-15654574488447184285

[dark folio]

Arent i right @mild yarrow

[dull iron]

that's more normal, it has a twist no?

[dark folio]

No

[dark folio]

Lemme call him

[dull iron]

is only a cookie clicker? so i'm gonna play

[hasty blade]

everyone vote or else i will do nothing

[dark folio]

I think so

[dull iron]

i think isn't only a cookie clicker

[tough hollow]

im going to do some research on it

[dark folio]

November is my lucky month so

[hasty blade]

november is my birthday lol

[dull iron]

i'm under 18 i can't play that, i'm gonna play factorio better

[hasty blade]

😭

[rare hearth]

im under 18 i can play that, im gonna play halfsword better

[dull iron]

i mean technicaly i can, but no way i'm playing that

[dark folio]

You sure

[dull iron]

i was all morning after the gym playing half sword, i have to rest

[mild yarrow]

You heard me

decimates matias with style

[dull iron]

parry

[tough hollow]

balding

[mild yarrow]

No

[mild yarrow]

Your balding

[dull iron]

https://tenor.com/view/medieval-sword-gun-parry-this-parry-gif-1204733511031848007

[dark folio]

Answer

[mild yarrow]

FUCK OFF

[dark folio]

Please just answer

[mild yarrow]

No I’m busy

[dark folio]

Ok

[mild yarrow]

What I thought

[dull iron]

hi busy

[mild yarrow]

👿

[dull iron]

you're a @mild yarrow friend?

[mild yarrow]

No I’m not

I hate that guy

[dull iron]

yea i think he goons with willies

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265940995032354918/1359615286906720508/200.gif

[spiral haven]

when is next update?

[mild yarrow]

*to

[dull iron]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[dull iron]

what?

is it real?

[mild yarrow]

yea i think he goons to willies

Not with

[dull iron]

i thought i was the only one

[mild yarrow]

Twins ❤️

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429669084710043698/caption.gif

[dull iron]

that's a tie, i think they should do a rematch

[mild yarrow]

Bro I’ll just be a late bird what’s the worst that could happen?

Dw I’ll be the first mouse to get this cheese what’s the worst that’ll happen?

De I’ll bite the had that feeds me, what’s the worst that’ll happen?

[azure mirage]

LOL

[mild yarrow]

Dw I’ll count my eggs before they’ve hatched, what’s the worst that’ll happen?

[dull iron]

having to go to class and using the lathe (i'm in a technical school) without sleep

[mild yarrow]

What lathe

Nerd ahh

[dull iron]

i think i have a photo of my piece

wait

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1257325718015049759/sha_sha1-ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[mild yarrow]

Discombobulator machine

[dull iron]

(it isn't a sexual toy)

is a hammer

[mild yarrow]

I beg to differ

[dull iron]

but i didn't do te hole

[mild yarrow]

Ur missing a few parts

[soft osprey]

I don’t think anyone was thinking that

[mild yarrow]

💓

[mild yarrow]

Yeah..

[dull iron]

my friends thinks that, i have a female friend that wanted to test it

[soft osprey]

Im not sure how to respond to that

[mild yarrow]

Bro this Kanye west guy got to stop saying the n word or ima have to step in

[mild yarrow]

Was it me?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-police-pg-gif-26402785

[dull iron]

yes

[mild yarrow]

Oh

[dull iron]

is a hammer

[mild yarrow]

Bro computer tambout some update required

[dull iron]

head

[mild yarrow]

Like bro

[mild yarrow]

🤤

Mb

I’m sorry chat

😛

[dull iron]

pg 13

[mild yarrow]

Why he got no eyebrows

[mild yarrow]

Bigger fish to fry pal

[dull iron]

i think i can't do PE

[mild yarrow]

Where all my slimes go

[mild yarrow]

What in the tlou