halfsword-chat-⚔

[robust crag]

what if lil bread is guessing but hes correct and roku is trying to cover it

😮

[supple ember]

So I am actually not guessing pal

I know

Are you saying you dont believe the words of PEGLEGS himself?!

[robust crag]

I was kissing peglegs 2 minutes ago

Gave him the smoochy smooch

Me kissing his arm

[supple ember]

Nuh uh, I am.

Looks like you were getting a beating more so

you PEASANT

[robust crag]

If I wake up to update then fuck college I'm playing halfsword

[supple ember]

ong

same

[hard oracle]

SOUP IS BEST MEAL Fight me in arena

[robust thicket]

LOL not bro trollin....but (announcements) stopped yesterday so..soon?

[azure mirage]

no

i mean yeha no shit its soon

but not tomorrow soon

[robust crag]

😟

[supple ember]

Announcements stopped yesterday beacuse SNF ended. But yes, tonight at 12AM EST. Peglegs himself told me

[robust thicket]

uh huh uh huh, well actually we have no clue if it's tomorrow soon or not

[azure mirage]

@supple ember

[robust thicket]

Prolly a few weeks

[azure mirage]

we have clues

that it's not tomorrow

[robust crag]

What time is it EST?

[azure mirage]

yeah that's more likelu

[robust crag]

Ike rn

[supple ember]

12AM

[hallow urchin]

why take hits when willy can take them for me?

[wheat leaf]

I respect the drive for better release but dammit I wanna give them my money NOW

[supple ember]

oh like rn?

[robust crag]

SO NOW?

[azure mirage]

he wants to know the est timezone

[supple ember]

Its 8:33pm

[azure mirage]

i didn't know you were 1 hour behind me

[faint crater]

week of Christmas is my guess

[robust thicket]

Ah see I thought they were all month lmao but yeah you right

[azure mirage]

yeah around so

[robust crag]

It's 1.34 am for me 😭

[supple ember]

I didnt know you were 1 hour ahead of me

[azure mirage]

oh poor soul

[faint crater]

what music do you fellas listen to while you play halfsword? band names, albums, or genres please. I'd love to make a playlist

[robust crag]

@little verge can you give us a little clue?

[azure mirage]

he won't

*most likely

[wheat leaf]

Sabaton is a major one

[robust thicket]

Ya I have a feeling that all my (Q4) games will release last second 😠

[robust crag]

Can i sleep tonight or is the night too good to not sleep?

[faint crater]

not necessarily a bad thing

[robust thicket]

No I would like them to do what they must (although I would be happy with an unfinished product lmao)

[robust crag]

I need to know if should sleep or not

[faint crater]

honestly i hope all the q4 games im looking forward to come out around christmas, i wont feel so bad spending money on them haha

[faint crater]

definitely sleep

[robust thicket]

Yeah I am just so ready to play them lol! I also gotta spend $$ on gifts :o but Arc Raiders will get me through it

[robust crag]

I honestly don't care how much this game costs he can sell it for £200 im buying it 😂

[robust thicket]

Really just waiting for 3 Q4 games to release and then GTA 6

[faint crater]

did you do the playtest thingy or whatever was recent?

[robust thicket]

100% these are my favorite games so ya

[robust thicket]

OH ya! I very much enjoyed it but I didn't wanna grind too hard because the game drops in like 10 days or somethin

[faint crater]

awesome 😎 ive heard mostly good things so far

[robust thicket]

I highly recommend it personally

[robust crag]

Guys

Shhhh

I'm gonna get caught from Willie's dad

[robust thicket]

oh sorry

I think you can win tho

[robust crag]

Look to the bottom left

[robust thicket]

what has he done 🫢

[robust crag]

MOMMY

He killed mommy

😂

[robust thicket]

lmao get rekt "mommy"

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429656629732708382/2C3D061.MP4?ex=68f797be&is=68f6463e&hm=9b9a252c85f5cd1b1cdb1b8f24cd8aa4126399e586d2ad1c69b60a116b43d53c&

[hybrid gale]

Where’d you get that?

[wheat leaf]

i can see the casting mould lines, must not have been forged in the mountains by dwarves

[copper marsh]

Cheap knockoffs

[wheat leaf]

sumn like that, as a certified blacksmith myself id neva wear such plate 🥱

[copper marsh]

Probably made by half dwarves or humans smh

[drifting pendant]

when will split screen come?

[wheat leaf]

lmao real talk thats legit armor, pretty awesome honestly, i cant tell if its modern or old though

i aint even a blacksmith either i just got to use a forge in highschool

[reef vector]

This game but demon slayer

[copper marsh]

Ruined the bit for what

Smh

[wheat leaf]

for the admiration of good craftsmanship

i cant diss another smiths work for more than a couple minutes without folding

i so coulda made some legit swords when i was in shop class, teacher wasnt down for it though smh

[azure mirage]

wwhat

[robust thicket]

Read the context 😭 looks bad

[wheat leaf]

The most I was allowed to make is a war hatchet of sorts, which was already way beyond anyone else was allowed to make
Rate my craftsmanship

[astral raven]

Did you forget the metal and make the shape ?

[wheat leaf]

100% handmade, handle n all

it was a ballpeen hammer head before though ill admit

[astral raven]

Awesome bro, I’ve only done it once when I made a knife, it was in a class though so we were guided through it

I don’t actually know any of the stuff

[wheat leaf]

i tried making a couple knives but teh teacher caught on before i got too far

[astral raven]

Just kind of an idea of what to do, heavy on the kinda

That’s what I made

[wheat leaf]

only 1 knife, the axe, and a couple spears aka 'firepokers' made it out

[wheat leaf]

ohhhh shit thats sick though, damascus steel?

[astral raven]

Yep 800 layers, too much for a utility knife like that and we did San Mai with nickel

We painstakingly forged the Damascus steel from scratch

[wheat leaf]

thats so cool i always wanted to make damascus, the forge i was using didnt go hot enough tho

[astral raven]

He had his set for around 2300

I don’t actually know much about blacksmithing though, we just did what he said and he helped us when we made a fuck up. I do realize how fucking hard it is though

[wheat leaf]

i was forging in highschool so for good reason they didnt give us hooligan shop kids a forge that hot

[astral raven]

Yeah for sure

That’s really cool the ace you made though just from using a hammer

[wheat leaf]

its a lot longer of a process than i would have thought before doing it, lot of heat cycles, lot of hammering

[astral raven]

We didn’t use a hammer a lot, mainly a air hammer or mechanical one because with that many pieces it’s very hard to get those layers to come together as one piece by hand

[wheat leaf]

i even went as far as to make my own forging hammer cause the shop ones were all beat up so bad it'd ruin my projects

[wheat leaf]

100% damascus is WAY tougher without powertools, its possible but airhammer lets you do the actual forge welding in only a couple heats

[valid maple]

So are they releasing half sword soon, because it said its "final day"

[astral raven]

Yeah for sure, super sick though man and I love the look of the metal from those repeated hits of the hammer on your axe

[wheat leaf]

i coulda gone for smooth shiny metal but i wanted to try and mimic that wrought iron look

[astral raven]

Yeah it looks a lot better with that darker handle

[wheat leaf]

i remember trying to explain to the shop teacher what the purpose of the spikes on the back were, i fumbled my story so bad that he just cut me off and said "oh its like a texturing hammer right?" i just nodded and went back to work xD

he knew damn well what it was, he likes medieval stuff too

there was one time i straight up asked if i could make a spear and he just said "you wanna make a firepoker? go right ahead"

[wheat leaf]

its african Purple heart, unfortunately this wood tends to lose its rich purple color with air exposure

it looks great, but the downside is the wood is literally so hard you cant wedge it without the whole thing cracking

[reef vector]

This game but demon slayer

[azure mirage]

no

[astral raven]

I have no clue what wood I have on my knife, just picked it from the piles of materials he had

[wheat leaf]

looks like walnut to me if thats the natural color

[shell bronze]

that's enough ghost of yotei tonight

time for half sworde

i need to make my 7k quota and set this record or i am a fake half sword fan

[still pawn]

I'm sure this is already in the works, and it's low priority, but I don't think Willy should be able to scream and cry for 5 seconds before officially dying when I lodge a sword halfway into his skull. In fact I think it'd be more rewarding if it was just an instant ragdoll - Willy immediately drops everything and slumps like a sack of potatoes

[shell bronze]

that is a thing

but you need to trigger the head split/throat slicing gore

[still pawn]

I mean sure, but stabs that go through the brain leaves Willy fine to thrash around for a bit?

[wheat leaf]

rate the game

[shell bronze]

it's just the nature of the current demo

[shell bronze]

good game 9/10

[still pawn]

Even still, if you manage to cut Willy in half, the lower extremity still goes into the stock animation - I know it's just the demo, but I just wanted to put that out there

[wheat leaf]

it looks vaguely similar to ones like wukong or Sekiro which ive played

[shell bronze]

i personally think it's an enjoyable sequel to tsushima

equipped for more challenging and diverse combat

[wheat leaf]

would you call it soulslike or much different?

[shell bronze]

definitely not soulslike from how many bailouts you get

BUT

it gets close to sekiro with the parrying

unlike tsushima where a parry is an instant opening no matter what you have to actually parry multiple times to stagger/break posture like sekiro

[wheat leaf]

that was one of my favourite parts of the gameplay i might be looking into yotei soon

[shell bronze]

there is a last second perfect parry that immediately stuns and opens up a counter but the timing is kinda tight, especially mid-combo

[shell bronze]

you'll like it

[wheat leaf]

is it on pc?

[shell bronze]

no

give it a year or two

[wheat leaf]

ill wait

always gotta make the best games exclusive

[shell bronze]

it's a very good game that manages to look better than tsushima (already a pretty game)

[shell bronze]

you'll be pleased with the new gore

[balmy vapor]

watch it come out 11:59

[restive garnet]

what is the first thing you will do when you get EA?

[shell bronze]

tf give me back my sword

[wheat leaf]

fighting t8 inf consciousness willie with only bludgeons, some gnarly fights

[sleek gull]

Not really sure. I don't know what to expect really. But like most games, likely hit the "story mode" or w/e equivelent it has.

[hybrid gale]

just some light sparring with the kid

[near steeple]

wait your game looks like that?

damn my pc is fucked

need new cpu but no money

[warm void]

GPU bro.

[near steeple]

nah

cpu

my cpu is older

ryzen 5 2600

[warm void]

Lemme see your specs.

Oh.

[near steeple]

alright

to lazy, ill just tell you

so like that cpu

gpu is a 1660 something something

and 64gb of ram

[warm void]

My pcs more fucked.

[near steeple]

because i got an offer on ram so lmao

speces?!

[warm void]

Wait.

[shell bronze]

omg we r matching ram amount

[warm void]

@near steeple

[hybrid gale]

i have 4050 in laptop

[warm void]

Wait

Lemme find the gpu

[near steeple]

its right there

1050

[hybrid gale]

its a little too funny when you give the short guy a dagger and its just right

[shell bronze]

7900 xtx

[near steeple]

how did you get

short guy

[near steeple]

what?

what does that even menbenen

[shell bronze]

mods

[near steeple]

magic

[hybrid gale]

half sword enhancer

[near steeple]

MODS?!

[shell bronze]

the best amd graphics card in the market

24gb vram

[hybrid gale]

yeah

[near steeple]

what is a graphics

[shell bronze]

the raging of bait

baiting of rage

https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648

[near steeple]

debating of rage

[warm void]

Wow, I'm blind.

[near steeple]

i love bread erasers

[warm void]

What

[near steeple]

bread like the ones that are like playdoh

[main cargo]

how do i reset the gauntlet progress?

[weak osprey]

I love bread

[near steeple]

just go to like free mode

[weak osprey]

Bread is life

[near steeple]

why would you want to dod thaT?

[main cargo]

to play it again?

[near steeple]

did you

finish gauntlet?

like finish finish

killed the golden guy

[main cargo]

nah lol

[near steeple]

then you have no right no reset

[main cargo]

bro what?

[near steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/615714520525963264/1160327500371603567/cha-ching.gif

;c

embaded fail

[weak osprey]

Why would u reset when u are on za goal to kill the great baron

[near steeple]

ya

it only took me 70 and something tries

you gotta get the right armor drop, if not you ded

[main cargo]

whats beating it even get ya?

[near steeple]

oh shit i have not finished abbys tho, my record is 2450 points

[weak osprey]

U get the baron class

[near steeple]

check photography

[fresh warren]

Ego boost

[weak osprey]

And huge satisfaction

[near steeple]

YEA

[fresh warren]

“Beat My Gauntlet”

-Slenderwilly

[hybrid gale]

he just a lil guy should i punish this behavior twords master?

[weak osprey]

Yes

[main cargo]

like theres a secret tenth class? or just the golden guy?

[near steeple]

i just finished beating my gauntlet

[near steeple]

golden guy

[hybrid gale]

how should i do it?

[near steeple]

WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED!!!!?!?!?! a 7092h open world with boob gals?!?!

[fresh warren]

They don’t tell you about the secret tenth class. Diamond Willy.

[near steeple]

we are happy with the little thinfgs

[warm void]

You can do it from file explorer.

Or

Die

[near steeple]

i personally like obsidian mike more

[weak osprey]

Uhhhhhhhh execution

By sword

[hybrid gale]

ok

[fresh warren]

Watch as my diamond willy mines your obsidian mike for a portal

[near steeple]

[hybrid gale]

done

[weak osprey]

Does he have a dad

Where his dad

[hybrid gale]

me

[weak osprey]

Damn

[hybrid gale]

i dont like getting shanked in the ass by a 5 yr old do you?

[boreal path]

it’s a picture of the churburg s18 arm harness at castle churburg

[weak osprey]

Nah

[boreal path]

15th century

[fresh warren]

I would imagine the commoner boss would kill babies. He’s that type of guy.

[hybrid gale]

ya

[hybrid gale]

thanks

[boreal path]

Gilles de Rais

[weak osprey]

I prefer my ass to be cut by a willie

[hybrid gale]

thanks

[hybrid gale]

noice

[hybrid gale]

im about to find his mommy

[weak osprey]

Prolly nonexistant

Willies dont have moms

The have dads

[fresh warren]

“Willies don’t just grow on trees you kno-“ erm actually they do

[onyx forum]

flamingo leg got into my game now closing the game and regenerating my character doesnt fix it :/

[hybrid gale]

you were right its only gay willies but damn he a big boy say bye bye to daddy No. 2

[boreal path]

it’s maybe my favorite harness ever !

[fresh warren]

Hence why willow trees are called that

[hybrid gale]

no doubt it is a work of craftsmanship

or a craft of workmanship either way

[boreal path]

the helmet is even cooler

look up churburg s18 armet

[hybrid gale]

will do

this?

[wheat leaf]

very nice i couldnt tell if it was new but they left some blackening or if it was old and refurbished

[boreal path]

this is a good repro of one

did you see it without the visor ?

the teeth ?

[hybrid gale]

no

[hybrid gale]

oh wow

interesting

[naive holly]

The shit i see on reddit, man 💀

[hybrid gale]

i have to disagree on the "best helmet" though sorry

[wheat leaf]

infinite consciousness and almost minimum damage

[naive holly]

Sallet is best

I will not be taking comments tyvm

[hybrid gale]

i think the crusader vibe is a lot cooler

[wheat leaf]

shoutout to the big forehead gothic sallets

they just look silly, bulbous head

[fresh warren]

Might as well paint a big target on that forehead

[wheat leaf]

the glare blinds the enemy

[hybrid gale]

david and goliath ahh scene

[boreal path]

it’s my personal favorite, my fencing mask is painted of it

[boreal path]

there’s nothing crusader about this

[hybrid gale]

no just the helmet

[wheat leaf]

kiiiinda a crusader greathelm?

[boreal path]

what about it

[boreal path]

it’s a poorly recreated spoleto visored bascinet

[hybrid gale]

one second ill get a better pic i didnt look too close at that one

[boreal path]

it should look more like this

[wheat leaf]

the silhouette is similar but i dont think the crusaders had folding visors

[boreal path]

they didn’t

wellll

they did have visored greathelms for a time and there are a few very early visored bascinets with big clunky visors

they weren’t in vogue very long though and would’ve been in the later lamer crusades

but yeah that helmet with the rest of the harness in that pic, it’s 100 years too early

[wheat leaf]

what timeframe was the earlier crusade(s)?

[boreal path]

1095-1291

if you’re going by the petition of pope urban II and the fall of acre

[wheat leaf]

right ok

see i just poked fun at the german sallet for having a big head but i do like the big flat-top helmets around the 12th century

almost greathelm, still open neck

[boreal path]

yeah those are goated

[hybrid gale]

more like this

[boreal path]

unrelated

[hybrid gale]

sorry it took so long i couldnt find anything that wasnt on etsy so i had to refine my search and found a recreation museum

[hybrid gale]

st andrew?

[boreal path]

these are my favorite forms of greathelm

[wheat leaf]

its hard to find legit examples but the gallowglass helmets of ireland are sick too

[boreal path]

no clue but i’m pretty sure it’s just a german guy

[wheat leaf]

they copied mordhau smh

[boreal path]

since it’s an effigy

[hybrid gale]

i like the second one

ah

[boreal path]

the third is my ultimate favorite

[hybrid gale]

the frog helm?

or frogneck?

[wheat leaf]

i was about to say it looks like a predecessor to the frog lol

[hybrid gale]

cant remember the name but frog sum

[wheat leaf]

frog 👍

[boreal path]

that’s a later development

frogmouth you’re thinking of

[hybrid gale]

yeah that

[hybrid gale]

really want to get some armor but its pretty damn expensive

7-12K for just a simple 2mm set

[boreal path]

i’m thinking about ordering an arm harness based of the CHS18 from this ukrainian guy

[hybrid gale]

minus chain and padding

[wheat leaf]

does that even still count as a bevor? dudes got everything covered

[boreal path]

tbh i would do a few years of research before deciding to buy any armor at all

[west cloud]

ha sw when

[near steeple]

my local blacksmith just finished my gauntlets, ill post a fit check when i can, im only missing sabatons now

[boreal path]

it’s connected to the helmet so it’s kind of a fringe case

it’s just a big steel hood lol

[near steeple]

i love hubugrt

burgeurt

buhurt

[west cloud]

burger

[near steeple]

naajhahj

[hybrid gale]

unfortunatley my tizm does not streach this far into midievel shit so im in over my head

[wheat leaf]

i cant imagine it being very flexible but medieval armor always tends to be more flexible than you realize

[hybrid gale]

it was meant to be mobile

[boreal path]

my armor is for HEMA so it’s just some piecemeal shitkit stuff over my basic bloss kit

[hybrid gale]

so your not a walking piniata

still pretty cool

[boreal path]

i mean it is quite literally an inarticulate hood of steel

[hybrid gale]

what kind of HEMA do you do?

obviously polehammer but style

[near steeple]

hema armor can look so much cooler for a lot cheaper man, but its not stopping even a buhurt rapier (yea those technically exist)

[wheat leaf]

so it probably isnt very flexible then

[boreal path]

armizare, fiore’s system

grappling, dagger, longsword, pollax, spear

[hybrid gale]

cool

again way over my head in this shit

i have heard fiores name know he is a master but thats about it

[boreal path]

do you have any kind of evidence that this opinion is founded on

it also depends on if you mean the steel parts or the padded parts

also buhurters aren’t allowed to stab lol i have a feeling most buhurt weapons aren’t built for it

[near steeple]

like the reason we dont do hema where im from, its because the equipement its too expensive lmao

[wheat leaf]

theres a really good hema place near me, if any of yall know skallagrim, he went there for years but its like 2.5 hour drive round trip

[boreal path]

fiore furlano d’cividale d’austria d’liberi … big name

[tough yew]

I keep getting blue balled by cama 🥀

[hybrid gale]

d' d' d' d' d' bros parents had a stutter or sum

[boreal path]

probably a normal “de” in there somewhere but i don’t know italian well

[boreal path]

nothing good is easy twin

[tough yew]

Nah I know he’s going to get back to me eventually

[near steeple]

no like i mean the steel parts on hema armor its mostly decorative thats why it can be cheaper to buy cooler looking armor, like the steel i think its less than 1mm right?, or maybe i just got a bad expirence with hema equipement i only saw 4 kits and only one had steel parts

[tough yew]

I believe it…

[hybrid gale]

steel is so cheap tho

[near steeple]

yea but the making prosses is not

[hybrid gale]

why the steel armor so expensive

[near steeple]

armor is not 2k euros for the material

its the craftmanship thats expensive

[hybrid gale]

i guess if its not mass produced it gets expensive quick

[near steeple]

like my gauntles cost me 150

[near steeple]

yea

[hybrid gale]

$ pounds?

[near steeple]

euros

[hybrid gale]

what currency you in?

[near steeple]

well moer like 120

120 euros

[hybrid gale]

hmm

[near steeple]

im not from europe but like euro best coin

[hybrid gale]

pretty cheap for us americans

[near steeple]

for americians

[hybrid gale]

i cant find them for under 200 but thats prob from shipping

cause no one in america makes this shit local

[near steeple]

i mean we have 3 in house blacksmiths (not in house but like in the club)

[hybrid gale]

bru

unfair

[near steeple]

well actually its like 1 armor dude, 1 weapon dude, and 1 not blacksmitsh its more like leather and gambeson dude

[signal wedge]

that's a sugarloaf right

[near steeple]

we all know a little bit of it i made half my arms and legs

[hybrid gale]

my nearest blacksmith is like 5 hours away\

[signal wedge]

sugarloafs are goated

[near steeple]

well guys, geys ,and gays, im going to beedd

[hybrid gale]

welp i tryna learn TIG welding and thats hard to find a teacher idk what ill do if i want to learn blacksmithing

[near steeple]

good nishgt

[hybrid gale]

night night

ima leave too

[boreal path]

it’s one and one fifth thick, it’s not decorative it’s meant to be pitted against steel weapons and synthetic pollaxes and hammers

[small wing]

i thought this would be replying to like a bread or something no its a fucking helmet

[boreal path]

its kind of a grey area, you can call them all that but i wouldn’t just for prudence

[azure mirage]

good morning

[signal wedge]

sugarloaf greathelms yeah, basically greathelms but theyre smooth at the top rather than a flat base

[boreal path]

since it’s over other gear it’s only the minimum for full contact harnischfechten but it still protects against steel

helmets ideally should be thicker but again mine is over another helmet basically lol

might just buy some maille and a giornea and get into mid tier harnischfechten comps

[azure mirage]

good loes

[boreal path]

wish i had a spare black mask to wear with it but i don’t feel like dropping another seventy bucks on visual congruency

[near steeple]

Then yea i just got bad experience with hema equipement, for buhurt we use 1.5mm and 2mm, for the helmets even 4 or 5 we like them chuncky lmao, ok i do gotta go to sleep, thanks for info, i learned

[boreal path]

i need to come here more often there are people who are willing to talk about armor in this channel

[regal granite]

Yo since the last teaser was yesterday does that mean that half sword is coming out in a few days

[boreal path]

prolly not

[azure mirage]

no

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

doesn't mean it's releasing tomorrow

stop

it's the 16th time someone asked this

it might be in 2 months for all I lnow

[regal granite]

Yo danya why are you mad I was just asking a genuine question because I enjoy this game

[signal wedge]

What's your favorite a7x album

[boreal path]

i’ve never seen it abbreviated that way lol

makes sense

[regal granite]

The self titled

White album

[analog cosmos]

I wanna see some boots in the game

the 3 shoes selection is getting boring

https://tenor.com/view/rain-rainboot-spongebob-squarepants-amazed-dancing-boots-gif-12090089

[boreal path]

real

if i can’t wear my riding boots rolled down over my greaves im not playing

[analog cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/mongolian-horse-horse-rider-horse-riding-nunchucks-gif-8802198027042058805

[boreal path]

PLEASE

[shell bronze]

rip hand

[tight pond]

Yesterday was the last sneak peek.

Is this a sign? 👀

[deep shale]

i just had the most grueling fight ever

clip is encoding

[shell bronze]

@mental kelp because i'm petty

[weak osprey]

Prolly

[deep shale]

had willy's hand get severed and he still wins

[tight pond]

You swinging left and right or swinging and hand switching?

[shell bronze]

the end result for all 1h weapon users

[boreal path]

no

[tight pond]

;-;

[deep shale]

soon™

[analog cosmos]

what if instead of aiming for the head you ajmed for the crotch

[shell bronze]

sure

[weak osprey]

Its comin soon, eventually

[analog cosmos]

canr wait to eat horse poop in the full release

[wheat leaf]

william thought he still had some fight in him

[analog cosmos]

no way is this the real joji

[weak osprey]

cant wait to be a hairy willie in the full release

[wheat leaf]

yes

[sturdy jolt]

Those smoke effects looked crazy in the last one, is that actually gonna be in the game and run in real-time?

[analog cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-pink-guy-cinnamon-yelling-gif-5628912

[weak osprey]

Def

[wheat leaf]

those were the days

friggin love filthyfrank

[weak osprey]

I still miss papa franku 🥺🥺

[analog cosmos]

yos

still xant believe this guy is joji

[azure mirage]

@shell bronze 1 on 1

fist fight outside your house tonight

in 1 hour from now

I want to beat the shit out of someone

[shell bronze]

@analog cosmos

[azure mirage]

can't wait till next tuesday

[shell bronze]

let me put the wraps on rq

don't wanna sprain my wrist

[wheat leaf]

cause sometimes i look in her thighs and thats where i find a glimpse of us 🎵

[azure mirage]

sure

[copper marsh]

Why

[shell bronze]

and i try to fall for her touch
but i'm thinking of the way it was

[analog cosmos]

byutifulle

[shell bronze]

honestly die for you > glimpse of us

[weak osprey]

A work of art

[analog cosmos]

im gonna Take you Chromsomes 😹😹😹

[wheat leaf]

who wins, the one with less chromosomes or the one with more

[analog cosmos]

More

how many cHromeosoemesoms do you need to remove to become a frog hmmmmmm

[azure mirage]

44

[shell bronze]

kasumi no kamae

[quiet ferry]

parry no fun 😔

[wheat leaf]

this voulge messed up my fit so i had to show em

[analog cosmos]

Raggamuffin

[shell bronze]

bringing back the samurai loadout for a few rounds to remind myself how actually easy this game is with any kind of armor

[analog cosmos]

Oy vey

[wheat leaf]

HEADSPIN🔥

[analog cosmos]

Oysters are nasty thay taste like metal

[quiet ferry]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/llpPvYEmlCcZe9yw3?invite=cr-MSxkMEcsMzg3MzI3ODAy&v=6
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/llpNRN3val3ZObp8a?invite=cr-MSxzWEksMzg3MzI3ODAy&v=23

2 silly clips

[shell bronze]

samurai loadout op

[quiet ferry]

btw 0 skill was involved in this its all luck

[shell bronze]

1 samurai vs the uprising

armor makes everything so damn easy

had to wipe the blood off my sword after that first kill

[faint crater]

this is fuckin rad

but yeah armor does make it so easy doesnt it

[shell bronze]

honestly man at arms brave stand is kinda weak

let me do a knight run

[faint crater]

i dont get blacked out from a buckler shield or a helmet entering the area around my head

whwn using armor

its nice

[faint crater]

you soooo could've backwards stabbed the blue shirt guy with the bruised up face

missed opportunity oh well

the little axe flying away was funny to me idk why

[shell bronze]

we don't really be touching the blade in kenjutsu outside of non striking reasons

[celest river]

WHY DO I KEEP FALLING OVER

my sword isnt even heavy bro

[azure mirage]

restart

[faint crater]

i forgot u like to use those rules and shit sometimes

[shell bronze]

i'm principled enough when there's armor to allow me to larp

[faint crater]

yeah fair enough ig

[celest river]

why are the issues this game has so specific

[azure mirage]

what

idk

it's a broken demo, early access should fix most of these issues

[celest river]

also they need to get rid of your character randomly fixing its stance

[wheat leaf]

any of you guys know a way to remove clothing or armor?

[azure mirage]

can't

you can switch to other armor if anything

abyss and ult challenge

[celest river]

if you die and win at the same time you become naked

you can do that

[weak osprey]

Ya cant

[wheat leaf]

damn, mods cant help either huh

[azure mirage]

he doesn't mean that

[azure mirage]

no

not that i know

[wheat leaf]

im tryna make a fit but i need the shirt gone

guess that scraps it

[azure mirage]

u can make ur own loadout

[wheat leaf]

thats what im doing rn between enhancer and ovrdth

[celest river]

I feel like such a computertard not being able to use ovrdth

[wheat leaf]

yeah dont blame you, couldnt be much easier

[azure mirage]

a what

didn't know you could say that

[wheat leaf]

you cant lol no authority around rn

[azure mirage]

ticket

?!

[wheat leaf]

why?

[celest river]

[azure mirage]

i might as well send scam links since there's no authority around rn

no?

[celest river]

if ur going out of your way to file a ticket..

[azure mirage]

I've done for less

[wheat leaf]

im no snitch

[azure mirage]

i am

[celest river]

other than people being blatantly malicious or overly annoying

[shell bronze]

the authority in question

[azure mirage]

not authoritarian enough

[shell bronze]

i'd delete this tbh

[azure mirage]

oh look at my real ticket

[shell bronze]

you never know + public server

[azure mirage]

🙄

[wheat leaf]

we had this whole talk abt how its only there cause theres no staff and bro didnt even delete it

[shell bronze]

best minimize any degree of controversy potential or current

[azure mirage]

yea

oh clueless

i want your opinion on something

dms

[shell bronze]

i look out for people usually and try to be generally amicable, especially when it's not within their intentions to break the rules or be a sore spot

[shell bronze]

let's hear it

[shell forge]

Ever seen a Willie with horns?

[wheat leaf]

i think thats the smoothest ive seen willie walk

[shell bronze]

hasso kamae makes willie walk super stable

[shadow badger]

im so ready to pay for halfsword early access

[mental kelp]

last hit bad footwork + got hit before clip, but the displacement was cool

[wheat leaf]

why tf willie gotta be so zesty im just tryna make a gladiator fit and he gotta put the whole shirt in a croptop shaking my smh

[worn spear]

femwille

[worn spear]

acually willie is a gender of its own

[faint crater]

take off the armor this is weird

its making me uncomfortable

[wheat leaf]

bluh think he militia

[shell bronze]

oh so you don't love me regardless of what i look like

[wheat leaf]

NAW

[faint crater]

it's the belief that you indoctrinated

[faint crater]

i'm not tryna see all that damn

[wheat leaf]

why's he kinda

[young saffron]

I am

[wheat leaf]

got some good cheek on him

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-8941055286815288113

[shell bronze]

you're not an og if you don't recognize that samurai armor

[faint crater]

no. no i am not

literally started playing this game like 2 months ago

[shell bronze]

fake fan

[faint crater]

awww did i hurt ur feewings 😢

[shell bronze]

you did actually and you will be taken off of the free early access list

[faint crater]

i cant find my reaction gif for this

imagine a tragic and theatrical "nooooo" type of pose

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254912843778883717/1387267781506109481/togif.gif

[faint crater]

i'm gonna start giving bad introductory anime takes too now

also, do you use any japanese pole weapon mods etc

feel like that would be up your alley

[quaint ingot]

I know there’s a Katana and wakisashi loadout with a mod that is availible not sure what mod does

[restive barn]

1000 people vs downloading vicious weapons pack for the katana and not downloading the mod titled "chrome334's katana"

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-its-peak-its-way-too-peak-its-honestly-more-than-peak-meme-gif-14944785001351870503

[restive barn]

what weapon

[tough geode]

anyone know how to like joust?

[shell bronze]

not a feature

[young saffron]

you can't

[tough geode]

how am i witnessing this ai just joust another then wtf

[restive barn]

where

[restive garnet]

uhhh we have jousting?

[shell bronze]

??

[tough geode]

idk if it isnt a thing it isnt a thing

AI js moves different ig

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-crusader-jousting-big-hit-gif-18340811

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/vgk-joust-intermission-oof-fall-over-gif-16450540

[restive garnet]

this is jousting

with a horse

[tough hollow]

shi really

[young saffron]

and usually a lance

unless your a silly guy

[faint crater]

oh sweet its done

dope

[tough hollow]

fortunatly im very serious

[faint crater]

i've never even looked at mods for halfsword

besides enhancer and ovrdth

so like im ngl idek if u've had this katana out for a year or what

[restive barn]

basket hilt backsword

[tough hollow]

unc is losing it

[wheat leaf]

need

[restive barn]

alr gimme a sec

[tough hollow]

how long does it take to make a new weapon unc

[restive barn]

like 20-40 minutes for a full weapon

usually 2-8 minutes for a modification

[tough geode]

so uh how do u dodge

[restive barn]

fortunately i alr have a basket hilt broadsword

[young saffron]

A hurlbat would be a pretty sick weapon to make imo

[restive barn]

?

[tough hollow]

what do you use to make them?

[restive barn]

image

[restive barn]

https://youtu.be/H2z6A34lEfc

[restive garnet]

shift + wasd

[wheat leaf]

pulled out a dagger 😭
respect the indomitable spirit

[young saffron]

a really sick throwing axe

[restive barn]

the fuh

im not good at throwing weapons

srry

[young saffron]

it's all pointy and shi

[tough hollow]

unc anint gonna do shi w the dagger anyway

[restive barn]

why do yall keep calling me "unc"

i am not an unc

[wheat leaf]

yOOOOOO sweet

[restive barn]

i am a younc

maybe

[wheat leaf]

i been fumblin around fuckin up trying to make outfits w enhancer but the clothes always change colors

[tight pond]

What's the dumbest kill ever performed in Half Sword?

[wheat leaf]

i can only give my best

[restive barn]

guys who used the basket hilted backsword

[tight pond]

WHY IS HE SO LANKY

[restive barn]

not broadsword

backsword

[restive barn]

1 handed 1 sided sword

with a basket hilt

[wheat leaf]

is it in yer modpacc

[restive barn]

soon

[near garnet]

i am a 6 7

i am 6 7

[young saffron]

imo my opinion you should add a jar of pickles to hurl at willie

[tough hollow]

unc can you predict the future?

[restive barn]

i made a broadsword already

[restive barn]

no com

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-memes-silly-goofy-gif-8222467360237951453

[wheat leaf]

have you tried combining a upscaled buckler w the viking sword

[restive barn]

no

not yet

[wheat leaf]

dont make it too big or the shield starts resonating with noises from the underworld

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-steal-this-gif-clip-that-tony-stark-gif-gif-2086244474338522062

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-steal-this-gif-clip-that-tony-stark-gif-gif-2086244474338522062

[tough hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1148628120988045372/1180623722374242444/tenor.gif

[restive barn]

what r they gonna

do

nibble my ankles

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-house-blowup-gif-13097184677331742945

[tough hollow]

give you sicle cell onemia

[wheat leaf]

crazy thing to say

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/live-jonkler-reaction-joker-batman-arkham-man-gif-17809721599016283530

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[young saffron]

Wise mystical tree looking Groot

[near garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313604719947808902/1427034846886367393/caption.gif

[restive barn]

no cuz then the Elder Greats wouldnt be able to see pack 4 whehn it comes out

[tough hollow]

unc can prodict the future

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[young saffron]

"it's better to shit in the sink then to sink in the shit"- Prolly the Wise Mystical tree or smth

[tough hollow]

he knows pack 4 is coming out

[restive barn]

yeah maybe bcz i created it

chrome334 weapon pack 4

[tough hollow]

i dont believe you

[restive barn]

disc mace

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[near garnet]

HE ISNT LAUGHING

[tough hollow]

add more video game weapons like your roblox link sword

that was tuff

[restive barn]

what is ur opinion on bfdi

[tough hollow]

i watched 20 minutes of it

[restive barn]

and then what

[tough hollow]

i stopped watching it

[restive barn]

oi dont watch season 1

skip to ep 25

[tough hollow]

okay

[restive barn]

then watch until bfdia 5b or 5e or whatever

then skip to bfb

then stop at tpot like 14 or whatever

then continue bfdia

[tough hollow]

unc where are you going with ts

[restive barn]

i was gonna ask you if u liked it or not

[tough hollow]

okay

[quartz nimbus]

god bro i cant believe there wasnt an update

[wheat leaf]

a brief summary of every battle to ever take place in northern europe

[quartz nimbus]

why say there would be a steam nextfest demo like a week from nextfest if its that likely youll have to delay it

[tough hollow]

i belive you

[quartz nimbus]

genuinely mindboggling

[wheat leaf]

as you can tell by this gargantuan buckler, i am a historian

[quartz nimbus]

how did they not realize a week wouldnt be enough time if its clear it likely needs a month+

[stuck totem]

poor guy got finessed slurr nooo

[tough hollow]

usually game devs arent able to see the future

[quartz nimbus]

ive worked on games, we never made a statement a week out from an event that was so far off base that its comical

this is not a seeing the future problem, this is a managing expectations issue

[onyx pasture]

Watch out theres a game dev in here

[quartz nimbus]

there is no joke there

[reef vector]

This game but demon slayer

[tough hollow]

there was

but it went over your head

[wheat leaf]

its better they take the extra time to do it right than not to, yeah ill admit its been a confusing week or two mostly on their part but still

[quartz nimbus]

Im perfectly on board with taking their time, its really not the issue at all

and I even understand not meeting a deadline

[onyx pasture]

There is no issue lol

[quartz nimbus]

but to make the statement, and then just surprise everyone with the news that actually nothing is happening day of the event is crazy

[wheat leaf]

yeahhhhh

[quartz nimbus]

We finished the entire steam nextfest and didnt even get a statement on it besides "we realized we wouldnt be ready"

[celest river]

I really like using the hilt after slitting their throats

[wheat leaf]

they definitely could do better on making proper statements and solidifying what their saying, cause this last week has been "heres something we've worked on, for all other information ask the community manager"

[tough hollow]

usually after i slit the throat i propel my body into the sun

[celest river]

only on a thursday though

[tough hollow]

because icecream isnt radioactive

[celest river]

yea

[wheat leaf]

wtf do they sell it for then

[celest river]

drugs\

[tough hollow]

usually to throw at cats

[celest river]

both

[tough hollow]

right

[wheat leaf]

bro 😭

[onyx pasture]

Nahh this is so trivial + theres already a substantial demo out. They accidentally arent up to a schedule on a game theyve taken no money for no one is entitled to anything lol being a bit late is a non issue

[tough hollow]

left

[velvet moss]

Oh hush now

They are doing fine

[tough hollow]

dont worry guys

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-2280842092719572077

[tough hollow]

mr halfsword himselve told me personally

[quartz nimbus]

theyre... i dont want to say lucky but in a good situation considering their real "proof of concept" level demo is such a great game to play with mechanics that obviously are just done well that it really wont affect them in the long run

[tough hollow]

that icecream is safe to eat

[velvet moss]

Johnathon half sword

[quartz nimbus]

the game I worked on had the opposite issue where its alpha was released with the core gameplay not completely figured out

[wheat leaf]

nah see im not dissing the progress, ive already said ill pay for it today or december 31st, i want quality over haste. BUT they havent been the best at conveying things clearly

[celest river]

but it gives you super duper cancer and jaundice

[tough hollow]

darn

[quartz nimbus]

it soured a lot of people when it was "released" to the early access supporters

yeah id pay money for this today too

[shell bronze]

it was very confusing but afaic i kind of just expected the worse and it happened

[quartz nimbus]

like I said, its just the communication

[celest river]

what games do you make

strange football man

[velvet moss]

Sorry what

[tough hollow]

what do i use for pants so that my clothes dont clip through my armor?

[quartz nimbus]

to me this is worse than the worst possible scenario I could expect for what they said

[velvet moss]

It’s released to early supporters and they don’t like it?

[quartz nimbus]

yeah lmao

im not going back over that whole saga

[velvet moss]

Oh no a demo we weren’t even gonna have in the first place didn’t get released!!

[quartz nimbus]

I didnt even want there to be an alpha testing open to consumers

I thought it was stupid

and lo and behold it was stupid

[celest river]

half sword is the least stupid game right now

[quartz nimbus]

you have a reading comprehension problem

[celest river]

believe it or not

[velvet moss]

Mmmm

[tough hollow]

you have a serious sinus infection uncle

[velvet moss]

[onyx pasture]

You arent being clear

[quartz nimbus]

blind loyalty for zero reason, you see any criticism and jump to defend with logical fallacies

[velvet moss]

Blind criticism

[quartz nimbus]

I have been extremely clear lmao, insane

[celest river]

I went into game depression after schedule 1 stopped updating for awhile

[quartz nimbus]

i said the way they communicated leading up to steam nextfest was very bad

[wheat leaf]

this whole discussion is kinda in shambles yall

ive seen better from facebook

[velvet moss]

But it wasn’t even that bad

[tough hollow]

maybe try recyling your soda cans

thatll do the trick

[velvet moss]

Be glad to have any communication

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-lion-thinking-ragebait-rage-bait-monkey-gif-14090242814517187668

[quartz nimbus]

it was literally the worst possible thing they could do, what the fuck are you talking about

[wheat leaf]

i put one soda can in each shoe that way by the end of the day ill have 2 crushed cans which takes up less space in the bag

[quartz nimbus]

besides saying the game is cancelled

which is unrealistic

[tough hollow]

normmaly on mondays i would do that

but if its glorb day i would chuck mine at my cat

[velvet moss]

Or like selling out to ea

[quartz nimbus]

day of saying that "oops we werent actually ready, have some screenshots" and no other communication after big promises a week prior is crazy.

[velvet moss]

It’s not that bad dude

[shell bronze]

let's tap the brakes on some of the points being made here

[wheat leaf]

chuck it at the cat on a glorbsday?? quite a go-getter you are

[shell bronze]

i get it we're passionate and this and that

[mental kelp]

I forgot u were here

[tough hollow]

its what my great great great patent pendending sour gummy worm taught me to do

[velvet moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967200201989312644/1288820688437641246/attachment-1.gif

[celest river]

how do u guys restrain yourselves from immediately beheading or maiming the enemy after winning

[tough hollow]

i usually take a shot of purple fanta

[quartz nimbus]

I dont personally play for the kill

[celest river]

why a shot

just drink the whole jar

[velvet moss]

“The lion does not concern himself with this thing” type shit

[wheat leaf]

i reserve my glorb day for lurking on the new york subway with handfuls of sourkrout

[tough hollow]

thats what i was gonna say

[wheat leaf]

its a jolly passtime really

[tough hollow]

thats why i always keep bottle caps on hand just incase a sentient tv tries to press me

[stuck totem]

I tend to lurk

[velvet moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1352784990580248683/1397803260194324530/gif.gif

[tough hollow]

bro forgot to marinate his camera in electrolytes before chucking it across a well mown field on a clear skied sunny blue day

[wheat leaf]

RIGHT? i been keeping fishing line in my left sock for such occasions, cant let a clanka' run up on you

[celest river]

I always keep a magnetar surface on hand

[quartz nimbus]

god bro, a boxing game with this engine would make for the best boxing game of all time

[tough hollow]

absoloutly

[mental kelp]

it looks like I got hit but I checked it after it wasnt me with all the blood, just a little blunt on the hands tho

[wheat leaf]

you understand me 🤝

[quartz nimbus]

we throwing out slurs????

[wheat leaf]

WOAH HEY NOW

[tough hollow]

i say they give joeseph darwin james the electric chair for what he did to that sour peach ring

[wheat leaf]

i didnt use the hard r

[quartz nimbus]

as 3/4ths robot ill have you know thats a very hurtful word

[wheat leaf]

chill dude i got neurolink

[tough hollow]

thats only a valid agrument if you live in a soda can

[wheat leaf]

nah im better off than that i just got a new soup can last month

[quartz nimbus]

you dont come from where i come from. server farm block O over here runs the neurostreets

[tough hollow]

good for you im still hiding from my neighbor in his pile of insolation upstairs

ive settled in quite well thoough

[wheat leaf]

yall lucky i aint catch you in the cyberspace rn

[mental kelp]

mutiren

[tough hollow]

me and my group of nailclippers tend to roll around the 63rd server to get pizzas on national glorn day

[wheat leaf]

dude pizza on national glorn day, thats like a family celebration where im from

side of wild wyoming anchovies? to die for

[tough hollow]

well my family started not long ago since my great granpa returned from life as a single cell organism only 23 minutes ago

[wheat leaf]

aw congrats man he enjoy the trip?

[weak osprey]

Will they add beards to half sword

I wanna play as a hobo in peasant class

[wheat leaf]

i hear the accommodations are wonderful

[tough hollow]

he settled with a stray gum wrapper named jephrey and lived in the ocean for a while

but he tells me the sour gummy rings are delicous

[wheat leaf]

(divided by a screen, yet united by an apparent gas leak)

[mental kelp]

ass parry but good save with the cut around

[tough hollow]

i had a gas leak last chrisler day but its all patched up with toys from my sons toy vaccum

[wheat leaf]

maen its been great catching up but this whole conversation got me feeling like i just downed 2 hours of brainrot

[tough hollow]

deadahh lol

[wheat leaf]

finna rip this paul blart cart from k-mart, smoke a dart, then fall apart

[tough hollow]

i prefer the jerry macalonage carts personally

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/glizzy-glizzy-bit-me-new-york-nyc-bit-me-gif-3929413688912800388

[severe iron]

oh my god i blinded willie

[dense barn]

Has anyone managed to kill a knight with a dagger?

And if yes

How

[tight garnet]

hate to say it but im lazy currently..whens that JUICY gigantic update comin

[rocky bluff]

Damn bro. You have to be one of the better sword fighters in this game

[tough hollow]

i have

[tough hollow]

but i cant tell you

because itsa secret

[tough hollow]

why whenever i put on the panties my chatacters leg mucksed poke through his skin?

[celest river]

red sword?

[shell bronze]

red sword

[celest river]

mm

[onyx pasture]

Rondel head busta

[tough hollow]

i dont belive him

[shell bronze]

the sword is actually blue yeah

[tough hollow]

if you say so

[mint current]

how to install tech demo on steam?

[tough hollow]

sell soul

[mint current]

already

[tough hollow]

family has to go then

[mint current]

am an orphan

[tough hollow]

left lung has to go then

[analog hinge]

holy shit the new maps look so cool

[timber topaz]

agreed

[tulip cape]

the sword is actually glue

[inner raven]

10/10 clips, would watch again

[shell bronze]

as dominant and nigh-flawless as the usual

[regal iron]

My willie got stuck

[weak osprey]

Poor willie

Yo this is terrifying

[celest river]

they cut off my balls bro

[weak osprey]

Willyless💔

[celest river]

i instantly died from this too.

[vital perch]

"do it , no balls"
3 seconds later:

[celest river]

not to mention...

according to the bugged model, willy has no balls