same with spears
#halfsword-chat-⚔
trail pivot
sleek gull
Today there was a global AWS outage. This could be why some are experiening network connection issues.
lone knoll
Noooooo
restive barn
alr did
sleek gull
I work in the web service space, and am doing damage control as we speak for my customers. lol
livid jay
w bug chat
restive barn
livid jay
not really a bug
restive barn
I work in the web service space, and am doing damage control as we speak for my ...
you cant tell them the truth right
sleek gull
you cant tell them the truth right
Sure I can. I don't work for Amazon, so I can throw them right under the bus. lol
Our services run on AWS, and today our customer base could not access our applications. I tell them it is Amazon's fault lol
restive barn
Sure I can. I don't work for Amazon, so I can throw them right under the bus. lo...
oh lmao
trail pivot
lmao wtf
restive barn
hot take: lmao is better than lol
lmao sounds like it has life
lol sounds dead and lifeless
in most contexts
sleek gull
For me, it depends on how funny it is. Lol is a simple laugh, Lmao is a big laugh.
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off.
restive barn
guess what my internet shut down again
livid jay
congratulations
inner raven
ez counter
livid jay
FUCK I KILLED MYSELF TRYING TO ESCAPE THE BORDER FENCE
restive barn
For me, it depends on how funny it is. Lol is a simple laugh, Lmao is a big laug...
what weapon should i mod into hafl sword
dark folio
what weapon should i mod into hafl sword
Wine bottle
weak osprey
Border fence is good for driving willies into the wall with a sword to decapitate em
inner raven
If I hear that sentence again, imma flip
restive barn
Wine bottle
i No
weak osprey
what weapon should i mod into hafl sword
Metallic pan
trail pivot
FUCK I KILLED MYSELF TRYING TO ESCAPE THE BORDER FENCE
hopefully not like this
restive barn
Metallic pan
you'll never believe this
livid jay
i halfsworded my way out
dark folio
you'll never believe this
Plancon but instead of spikes it has mini plancons
restive barn
Plancon but instead of spikes it has mini plancons
no
trail pivot
livid jay
my player got traumatized after hitting his head alot of times to get ragdolled into the fence
winter kiln
can someone show me a clip how to beat boss 3?
weak osprey
you'll never believe this
Add a lance
inner raven
can someone show me a clip how to beat boss 3?
Is that the Commoner boss?
Guy with the big sword
winter kiln
Guy with the big sword
yea, he is fast
livid jay
im trying to find a secret that halfsword is hiding from us
restive barn
Add a lance
alrety did
livid jay
from outside the fence barriers
restive barn
from outside the fence barriers
there are none
inner raven
or, bait in with a swing and then get close
livid jay
i have a feeling that this has something
restive barn
i have a feeling that this has something
wtf is that
livid jay
castle windows
stuck heath
Why does it keep crashing in ultimate challenge
sleek gull
what weapon should i mod into hafl sword
A skeletal arm and hand. So I can slap people across the face with it.
restive barn
A skeletal arm and hand. So I can slap people across the face with it.
No com
jk i dindt do it yet
but i cant do it
inner raven
yea, he is fast
Let me gert to that point and I'll show you
livid jay
i have a feeling that this has something
it has nothing
restive barn
i can, however, do a skeleton hand
weak osprey
alrety did
Add an excalibur chrome
sleek gull
i can, however, do a skeleton hand
Do it!
livid jay
i found out this is just a png
weak osprey
i found out this is just a png
Damn
restive barn
i found out this is just a png
it is not
livid jay
kay
trail pivot
LMAO THERES NO WAY
weak osprey
Add an excalibur chrome
Add this chrome and my life will be yours
weak osprey
Ey
livid jay
LMAO THERES NO WAY
you killed him nice one dude
trail pivot
2 birds 1 stone
livid jay
what should i do cuz im outside the barrier now
weak osprey
Uhhhhh
livid jay
yeah your right i should kms ingame
restive barn
the only thing youll find outside the barrier are the outer skybox layers
restive barn
Outside the barrier is nothingness
the skybox is actually a physical object
livid jay
i brutally hit a npc and they did no damage
restive barn
its a dome
weak osprey
i brutally hit a npc and they did no damage
Crazy
weak osprey
am i that bad bro
Its prolly just a bug brother
livid jay
hes getting sent to heaven
restive barn
hes getting sent to heaven
when u get past the skybox you find the outer skybox
restive barn
how tf
the outer skybox is a shader
once the shader starts glitching you find this thing
dark folio
I also suggested one of these <:steamhappy:1289351183714091029>
Cool
livid jay
i love smashing npc's head into the fence
dark folio
strange ass
They look malicious
livid jay
i cant wait to use the crossbow
weak osprey
strange ass
Les go uranus
humble iris
planet and moon
restive barn
the white sphere is the skybox
humble iris
woahhhhh
weak osprey
strange ass
Looks hella trippy
restive barn
the blue stuff below
livid jay
you could find the testing baseplate
restive barn
is unknown
livid jay
if its in the main game
restive barn
if its in the main game
i dont think it is
restive barn
the blue stuff below is unknown
livid jay
prob UE5 skybox
pure widget
whats the best mod menu for half sword rn
restive barn
you cant see it anywhere
livid jay
whats the best mod menu for half sword rn
half sword enchanced i think
weak osprey
whats the best mod menu for half sword rn
Half sword enhancer
livid jay
enhanced
pure widget
half sword enchanced i think
do u have the newest version
livid jay
do u have the newest version
its on nexus or smt
pure widget
anyone got the newest version of half sword enchancer
restive barn
Can u give me any peak game bratuha
bladesong
teardown
worldbox
people playground
weak osprey
Thx bratuha
idle crane
Halfsword 
inner raven
yea, he is fast
Easiest way to cheese it if you just wanna get past him. Farmer with Pitchfork
weak osprey
Halfsword <a:Ronaldo:1375729805563134022>
winter kiln
Easiest way to cheese it if you just wanna get past him. Farmer with Pitchfork
is the video freezed for u too?
inner raven
No give it some time, it'll sort itself out
restive barn
can someone who knows whats inside this blue ball tell me whats inside this blue ball
why is this skybox ever so slightly differnt from the skybox that we see
livid jay
can someone who knows whats inside this blue ball tell me whats inside this blue...
blue ball is idk
prob the map
restive barn
prob the map
the map is in the skybox
livid jay
maybe the blue ball is the outer outer outer outer skybox
restive barn
maybe the blue ball is the outer outer outer outer skybox
the map is above the blue ball
weak osprey
can someone who knows whats inside this blue ball tell me whats inside this blue...
White ball is prolly the moon
restive barn
the blue planet thingy is right below the map
restive barn
White ball is prolly the moon
the white ball is the skybox
weak osprey
Ye
idle crane
The blueball is the grand baron spore
weak osprey
can someone who knows whats inside this blue ball tell me whats inside this blue...
The blue ball is planet earth
restive barn
hold on lemme get a better pic
humble iris
goodnight
restive barn
i cant even get too low cuz then itll crash
languid gazelle
gang
upbeat oasis
guys half sword is coming
upbeat oasis
lets start dancing soon
hard thunder
guys half sword is coming
Its doing WHAT
upbeat oasis
coming soon
hard thunder
Thats gross
upbeat oasis
👎
onyx furnace
I shoved a guy into the fence to wrestle him with the greatsword and his head went back into the wood and I fucking demasked him.
plain token
hybrid gale
Do we know if you have to pay for early access
restive barn
Do we know if you have to pay for early access
10-30 usd i think
hybrid gale
Dang it I’m poor
That’s reasonable though
I’d expect that after silksomg and everything
inner raven
From recent polls and surveys it's between $10-$30. Could be more, could be less. I very much doubt less than $15.
hybrid gale
Probably 20-25 I’d say
idle crane
There will also be regional pricing
hybrid gale
But if I’m US then I get to pay maximum
Yipeee
Actually though the pricing is fair
With how many people there are they will make back their money instantly
Why do we have to wait so long why another 3 hours I’m impatient
lucid peak
im halfing swor
stray garnet
im halfing swor
Real
Who up halfing their sword rn
azure mirage
kill this guy
stray garnet
lunar stag
daring crow
"I wonder what Half sword is up to"
Checks announcements
"The. WAT."
daring crow
Its called "being from europe" 🙂
azure mirage
is there still gonna be another announcement today
i have no clue anymore
azure mirage
Its called "being from europe" 🙂
I didn't know Europe slept for 22 hours
clever vault
i have no clue anymore
just gotta hope and pray for a good announcement or limited demo
daring crow
Imagine they announce: "Deltarune collab tomorrow"
azure mirage
just gotta hope and pray for a good announcement or limited demo
yeah
no limited demo, no collabs
probably won't be an announcement
but could happen
@shell bronze is today the last day of sf?
clever vault
yes
azure mirage
if so, there might be another announcement
clever vault
it ends today
azure mirage
yeah there should be another announcement then
unless wonderbeast decides not to post anything since yesterday shouldn't have an announcement
they're messing up a little too much recently
restive barn
10 minutes
azure mirage
they've shown armor customization and economy without meaning to
Sunday should've been a "free day"
azure mirage
10 minutes
yeah no
daring crow
they're messing up a little too much recently
It could just be that they are a bit stressed with everything going on tbh
azure mirage
my internet is SO ASS
LOL
humble bloom
yesterday was supposed to have an announcement because they posted it at the correct time on steam, but I assume something mustve went wrong with the discord message and it didnt send.
sleek gull
It is 1 hour and 9 minutes until the expected announcement time.
azure mirage
last time you were talking it sent everye messafe u sent at once
daring crow
they've shown armor customization and economy without meaning to
Sunday should'v...
They have shown wat?
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> is today the last day of sf?
idk i didnt keep track
azure mirage
yesterday was supposed to have an announcement because they posted it at the cor...
really?
restive barn
idk i didnt keep track
wünterbeest said so
daring crow
idk i didnt keep track
Atleast youre owning up to the name : )
azure mirage
pretty sure wonderbeast had said that there wouldn't be an announcement, that it's Sunday and whatever
restive barn
8 mins till 12
sleek gull
8 mins till 12
For you. But that means there is an extra hour still.
clever vault
2 hours and 8 minutes left until
restive barn
For you. But that means there is an extra hour still.
i know
humble bloom
12pm, exactly.
something mustve inturrepted sending the announcement on discord.
otherwise it wouldnt have been delayed.
clever vault
aw man
sleek gull
Oh, I am misremembering. It is nearly 11am EST. Announcements have been posted at 1pm throughout Steam Fest. So we actually have two hours until we should expect to see a post today.
azure mirage
just a bit of too much miscommunication recently which it's silly, at least for me
restive barn
5 mins 'till dawn
azure mirage
Oh, I am misremembering. It is nearly 11am EST. Announcements have been posted a...
supposedly no announcement today
azure mirage
5 mins 'till dawn
6
azure mirage
oh okay
wooden socket
Oh, I am misremembering. It is nearly 11am EST. Announcements have been posted a...
yeah its always been at 8pm for me whenever the announcements have been released
rn its 5.55
pm
sleek gull
supposedly no announcement today
Would be pretty crazy if there was not a final post on the closing day of the event.
I don't mean to talk ill of the team, but this has been clearly mismanaged. I only say that as what we are enjoying with the updates is also my professional career. I would be in hot water if I managed communications like this.
restive barn
5 mins 'till dawn
steep barn
my weapon just became possessed
daring crow
my weapon just became possessed
It happens
clever vault
what do you guys consider to be dawn/morning
5:30
clever vault
posting in <#1047194231875321856>
they tend to do that sometimes
steep barn
also btw, the demo has been having a lot more issues lately
idk why, but theres more crashes
wheat gust
cro si getting curb stomped
azure mirage
Would be pretty crazy if there was not a final post on the closing day of the ev...
Yeaaaah
a lot of back and forth, at least we're getting announcements
wheat gust
he kept grabbing me during my spin kicks so i spin kicked his nose after breakind both his arms, is it deserved?
sleek gull
Yeaaaah
That is true. I am not looking a gift horse in the mouth. I am very pleased with what we have recieved.
glass meteor
how much will HalfSwords cost when it comes out ??
daring crow
ranging between 20-30
Honestly?
That is pretty fair, theres some bugs but the gameplay and visuals (Dear god the visuals) are amazing
trail pivot
with all the past wips and the SNF progress yeah, the price is great
humble iris
how much will HalfSwords cost when it comes out ??
10-30 usd
regional pricing included
glass meteor
aight
wheat gust
wheat gust
his legsare bent the other way
wide sage
rip
wheat gust
bro shouldnt have interupted my epic skpin kicks
inner raven
Feel like I'm slowly getting better at parrying
shell bronze
trail pivot
wtf
obtuse tiger
is today the final day of next fest are we getting another teaser or?
obtuse tiger
yeah
astral raven
Thankfully they just releasing the game today
frosty lily
Thankfully they just releasing the game today
Misinformation 😍
astral raven
They really are
inner raven
Thankfully they just releasing the game today
Wont be today at all
trail pivot
this guy probably knows what goes on in area 51
inner raven
@shell bronze is this better Lord Clueless
astral raven
They just needed a week to finish some stuff, Johnny longsword himself came to me in my restless dreams and told me
shell bronze
john longsword did not say allat
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> is this better Lord Clueless
fodder bullying
inner raven
fodder bullying
Funny though :)
shell bronze
shell bronze
Funny though :)
inner raven
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429598859985686548...
That poor guy lmao
ayo, we traded
primal carbon
What's the keybind to toggle focus on an enemy?
humble iris
z
primal carbon
thx
supple ember
What are yall thinking we gonna get today? Predictions anyone?
wheat gust
steep barn
What are yall thinking we gonna get today? Predictions anyone?
one picture of willies newly detailed high res 4k brain when you slice his head open
wheat gust
What are yall thinking we gonna get today? Predictions anyone?
more crossbow gameplay
supple ember
one picture of willies newly detailed high res 4k brain when you slice his head ...
That would be cool. But I think there should be a bit more for the final day
steep barn
i want internal organs
supple ember
I’m sure we are getting them
steep barn
would be cool if you cut at a stomach and his innards spilled out
and you can grab the innards and start running
wheat gust
supple ember
I know his intestines will atleast be able to fall out. This was already in the abyss demo.
primal carbon
would be cool if you cut at a stomach and his innards spilled out
I think this has been in some version previously
wheat gust
would be cool if you cut at a stomach and his innards spilled out
what if random parts of food items would come out if you managed to cut a stomach /j
wheat gust
and you can grab the innards and start running
maybe use it as a way to strangle the fellington
steep barn
aye sir
steep barn
grab 'is innards and strangle the cretin
primal carbon
maybe use it as a way to strangle the fellington
I'm a doctor and have been in plenty of abdominal surgeries. Sorry to tell you that the intestine would just tear apart if you attempted to strangulate someone with it 😛
inner raven
primal carbon
okay, what internal organs would be strong enough to strangle someone?
Tendons, but good luck getting them out during a swordfight 😄
steep barn
hmm
primal carbon
the colon?
No, it'd also tear. The intestinal walls are quite thin
wheat gust
Tendons, but good luck getting them out during a swordfight 😄
"Hold on a second you fool im trying to spin out your tendons like spaghetti"
https://tenor.com/view/spaghetti-drill-fork-pasta-food-gif-18796956 doing something like this to the guy with a sword through his forearm
steep barn
heres a question
how many half sword players are actual serial killers irl?
i wonder
primal carbon
Like when suturing defects in the intestine, you have to be really careful to not pull the sutures too tight or they'll just rip straight through the muscle
fading vigil
Half Sword in 77 minutes?
wheat gust
Like when suturing defects in the intestine, you have to be *really* careful to ...
my hungry ass could NEVER be a surgeon, props to you for being this skilled and precise tbh
wheat gust
how many half sword players are actual serial killers irl?
i dont think they'd need to given that they can just do that within hs
humble iris
how many half sword players are actual serial killers irl?
everyone
humble iris
Dont tell them the truth god damn it
hes a serial killer too he knows one when he sees one
soft osprey
I'm a doctor and have been in plenty of abdominal surgeries. Sorry to tell you t...
Oh yeah well im not a doctor and say it’s 110% possible. So, checkmate Mr Prof. Dr PhD
steep barn
do you guys ever let them live
i always break their legs and arms first
then let them suffer
meager field
What
primal carbon
Oh yeah well im not a doctor and say it’s 110% possible. So, checkmate Mr Prof. ...
Well I don't have a PhD yet so I'm sure your credentials surpass mine! 😄
steep barn
wild mist
how do you increase fov in half sword
wheat gust
then let them suffer
i break their legsa nd throw them into the fences or curb stomp them with the said fences or just beat their head sin on you guessed it.. the fences' pointy parts
wild mist
where in the settings
fickle sleet
how do you increase fov in half sword
Look crosseyed at your monitor
inner raven
Display
soft osprey
Well I don't have a PhD yet so I'm sure your credentials surpass mine! 😄
Thank you, this has filled me with a renewed sense of superiority over others
steep barn
of himself
wrong, we play the only willie, everyone else is billie, tillie, gillie, zillie
wild mist
i dont have that setting
steep barn
etc
wild mist
nothings there
wheat gust
They've barred the gates, use the willering ram!
wheat gust
with force
HS enhancer
steep barn
oh mods
naive holly
Love smashing a willies face into the fence
hybrid gale
It’s not too hard to mod
primal carbon
I think that the spear with lots of spikes in Militia tier (not sure what that weapon is actually called) would be one of the worst ones to treat wounds from. Except the obvious deadly wounds such as decapitations. I'm trying to imagine suturing all the dozens of deep puncture wounds whilst ligating any bleeding vessels and checking organs for damage.... While a single sword cut is at least fairly straight-forward in assessing and treating
inner raven
I think that the spear with lots of spikes in Militia tier (not sure what that w...
plancon
hybrid gale
It also has a divine cutting aura that will peirce anything within a 3 foot radius making the wounds divinely unhealable
steep barn
i just call it spiked spear
wheat gust
I think that the spear with lots of spikes in Militia tier (not sure what that w...
i'd say open wounds dealt by blunt weaons (eg a crushed ribcage from a mace) would be much messier to deal with
that is if you havent already buried the guy who got hit with the said mace
primal carbon
that is if you havent already buried the guy who got hit with the said mace
Yeah I'm assuming the wound isn't immediately fatal so the pt makes it to the hospital
inner raven
hybrid gale
I think getting the head smacked with anything would be the worst due to midievle brain surgery
naive holly
They've barred the gates, use the willering ram!
Found the clip i was hunting for lol
primal carbon
i'd say open wounds dealt by blunt weaons (eg a crushed ribcage from a mace) wou...
Crushed ribcage is fairly routine treatment though, flail chest can be an issue, but isn't necessarily deadly if diagnosed and treated correctly
primal carbon
I think getting the head smacked with anything would be the worst due to midievl...
Would be cool if the devs added a "fencing position" reaction when you get a good head hit in, right before they pass out
inner raven
Thoguht he could tussle with the muscle
wheat gust
kicked him in the back of the neck so hard blood sprayed like a springler
small dove
cyan fern
Is there a way to give AI custom weapons (for example the training weapons pack)
inner raven
He tipped his Fedora to me, how nice of him 🫢
shadow badger
wish there was a mod that would disable the willie's ability to give up and fight to the death
wheat gust
i wish there was a mod where you could jump
humble iris
i wish there was a mod where you could jump
i have something to tell you
shadow badger
i wish there was a mod where you could jump
doesn't the enhancer have that feature?
wheat gust
yeah
muted granite
They've barred the gates, use the willering ram!
lmao
humble iris
1 hour and 2 minutes until something great happens
wheat gust
but like a slightly less janky
slightly less janky jump that lets you move around mid air
for those who dont know i want to do this
cyan fern
1 hour and 2 minutes until something great happens
Did I miss something-
restive barn
60... Tick tock...
shadow badger
the fool's wheel looks like a lag inducing machine with all that smoke, hope its just an animation or something
humble iris
Tick tock...
muted granite
good things will not be happening in one hour
didnt they say that was the last sneak peek
small dove
humble iris
didnt they say that was the last sneak peek
idk!!!
mcwonder said two things that contradicted eachother
sleek gull
Things are only true if they are posted in the Announcement Channel.
restive barn
59... Tick tock...
fierce wedge
i believe that i like shields now
small dove
98 tick tck
shadow badger
they're going to update the game in 59 mins (REAL)
wheat gust
why is cro biting his lips
humble iris
58... Tick tock...
wheat gust
58... Tick tock...
im confused.. tic tac
fierce wedge
they're going to update the game in 1 second.
wheat gust
restive barn
58... Tick tock...
restive barn
58... Tick tock...
thats my job bro
small dove
everyone gangsta til they unarmed
restive barn
57... Tick tock...
fierce wedge
restive barn
56... Tick tock...
grim ether
1 hour and 2 minutes until something great happens
watch it be a delay for the game release
hybrid gale
56... Tick tock...
Real
tulip cape
tulip cape
there isn't even an announcement today
wait wtf youre right where is it
ionic light
1 hour and 2 minutes until something great happens
Gulp i sure do hope we dont get banished to hell as the greatness
azure mirage
@little verge is there an announcement today? oct 20 (asking for a screenshot)
grim ether
he said 2 things yesterday contradicting himself
azure mirage
he said 2 things yesterday contradicting himself
yeah lol
humble iris
what if hes just trying to trick us!!!
and then secret announcement boom ooobom boom
azure mirage
he did say there won't be an announcement today as one of the last messages
grim ether
what if hes just trying to trick us!!!
yuno ball
azure mirage
what if hes just trying to trick us!!!
holy hopium
shadow badger
they're releasing the full game
grim ether
he did say there won't be an announcement today as one of the last messages
he said theres no day 8
azure mirage
he said theres no day 8
yeah today is day 8, and he said there won't be an announcement
restive barn
54... Tick tock...
azure mirage
restive barn
53... Tick tock...
grim ether
yeah today is day 8, and he said there won't be an announcement
let a man dream
azure mirage
let a man dream
LOL
restive barn
bruh
humble iris
keep counting chrome
restive barn
he said tomorrow is the last day
humble iris
they'll see your dedication and change their minds
grim ether
they'll see your dedication and change their minds
exactly
wheat gust
mr chub
tulip cape
so we are not getting new updates
were not getting WIP
what the hell are we getting then??
naive granite
so we are not getting new updates
were not getting WIP
what the hell are we gett...
the ea itself!
restive barn
what day is it
maybe hes referring to something else
tulip cape
the ea itself!
it cant be that soon can it
grim ether
maybe he means theres no day 8 of snf
restive barn
51... Tick tock...
sleek gull
Steam Next Fest October 13–20, 2025.
tulip cape
TRUE
TRUE
guys let me hit you with some philoshopy
overselling a game when tis barely done is terrible
shadow badger
just saw the announcement with the hair willie, looks very cursed for some reason
wheat gust
fair fight right chats?
azure mirage
thanks
naive granite
azure mirage
that should clear
restive barn
50... Tick tock...
grim ether
naive granite
50... Tick tock...
what will happen at 8
fierce wedge
50... Tick tock...
restive barn
bruh didnt u say today is the last announcement
wide sage
ive been gone for like a minute and theres 1000 messages
naive granite
bruh didnt u say today is the last announcement
azure mirage
"There is no day 8."
azure mirage
yet he posted it that day
wheat gust
tomato
grim ether
he even acknowledged its sunday, holy ragebait
fierce wedge
grim ether
azure mirage
most likely due to mismanagement or someone else posted in on steam, so he had to post it in discord
wide sage
my nickname is tomato
little verge
bruh didnt u say today is the last announcement
Was supposed to be, but yall freaked out and made me work on a Sunday.
azure mirage
Was supposed to be, but yall freaked out and made me work on a Sunday.
LOL
poor guy 💔
humble iris
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-real-miserable-personabeys-personabey-gif-25244...
dont worry
hopium will make everything better
muted granite
Was supposed to be, but yall freaked out and made me work on a Sunday.
oh
azure mirage
hopium addicts
humble iris
pretend that update is today
grim ether
hopium to copium
shadow badger
what if its not an announcement but an update
slate nova
Pitchfork peasant to clear commoner track on gauntlet is OP
humble iris
what if its not an announcement but an update
thats what im talking about
slate nova
what if its not an announcement but an update
I can only cope so hard
azure mirage
what if its not an announcement but an update
no
sleek gull
/Shrugs. I have no idea what to expect lol. Today is the last day. Presumably we would get one final announcement today. But that might not be the case? I give up lol
azure mirage
you will not survive the winter with that attitude
i survive -10 degrees daily
grim ether
-10 degrees kelvin doesnt exist bro
azure mirage
/Shrugs. I have no idea what to expect lol. Today is the last day. Presumably we...
last day and no post, kind of expected
grim ether
😂✌️
azure mirage
-10 degrees kelvin doesnt exist bro
who the fuck uses kelvin
humble iris
who the fuck uses kelvin
everyone
azure mirage
what country uses kelvin
soft osprey
i survive -10 degrees daily
Oh yeah well I survive -11 degrees daily x2
humble iris
what country uses kelvin
everyone
grim ether
what country uses kelvin
youre living under a rock
azure mirage
Oh yeah well I survive -11 degrees daily x2
last night was -12 so...
grim ether
catch up
azure mirage
it's Celsius or Fahrenheit
azure mirage
don't bring up kelvin
azure mirage
Sorry I actually meant to say -13
-14, I read the weather wrong
humble iris
who uses celsius
sleek gull
last day and no post, kind of expected
Until is ends. Today it is still ongoing. So this contradicts itself. /shrugs. Nothing makes sense lol
grim ether
who uses celsius
boomers ✌️
soft osprey
-14, I read the weather wrong
Oh man I did it again Thats so crazy! I meant -15. This just keeps happening
Im embarrassed
wheat gust
most expressive willie has ever been
azure mirage
it's actually -16... had to lick my thumb and point it at the sky
soft osprey
😡
azure mirage
Until is ends. Today it is still ongoing. So this contradicts itself. /shrugs. ...
i mean yeah
soft osprey
Ive decided Youre wrong and it was only ever -14
humble iris
the temperature is whatever you say
azure mirage
Ive decided Youre wrong and it was only ever -14
oh ok
soft osprey
the temperature is whatever you say
Youre so fuckin right
azure mirage
the temperature is whatever you say
I wonder who controls the temperature too
humble iris
I wonder who controls the temperature too
moai moai and i think moai
soft osprey
This guy gets me
grim ether
i control my thermostat at home so i can control the temperature
azure mirage
This guy gets me
he's trying to mine control you
azure mirage
i control my thermostat at home so i can control the temperature
oh yeah I have a thermostat too
wheat gust
we ALL use kelvin right chat? ✌️🔋 🌹 ❤️🩹
soft osprey
It’s working
humble iris
i control my thermostat at home so i can control the temperature
guess who manufactured that thermostat
grim ether
oh yeah I have a thermostat too
no
azure mirage
we ALL use kelvin right chat? ✌️🔋 🌹 ❤️🩹
who
fierce wedge
the temperature is 3.
grim ether
we ALL use kelvin right chat? ✌️🔋 🌹 ❤️🩹
yuno ball
humble iris
the temperature is 60
supple ember
/Shrugs. I have no idea what to expect lol. Today is the last day. Presumably we...
I think ending it off with the smoke thing is weird. It should have a more solid ending post
soft osprey
the temperature is 3.
So is ur brain! Ha fuckin roasted
astral raven
📺
azure mirage
I think ending it off with the smoke thing is weird. It should have a more solid...
yeaaah
fierce wedge
So is ur brain! Ha fuckin roasted
grim ether
what do you mean no
your thermostat is a listening to you
azure mirage
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306718310569873661/1329909346909421669/t...
that's
wrong in every way
soft osprey
your thermostat is a listening to you
Bro turned Italian
shadow badger
guys, lets all get super excited about the update coming in 30 mins!!!! :)
fierce wedge
hasty jetty
I personally enjoy a temperature around 288-290 degrees
astral raven
wheat gust
tried poking this dead guy with every pointy weapon in the battlefield and he just.. popped in half. Is that medically accurate?
astral raven
When no update
velvet halo
guys, lets all get super excited about the update coming in 30 mins!!!! :)
really?
humble iris
I personally enjoy a temperature around 288-290 degrees
i personally enjoy 4500-5000 degrees Kelvin
azure mirage
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306718310569873661/1329909346909421669/t...
primer isn't set off
shooting the whole casing
shooting casing backwards?
doesn't cause sparks
casing is slightly below
that's a couple things
wheat gust
Bro turned Italian
that is a how we a talk
wheat gust
i personally enjoy 4500-5000 degrees Kelvin
i enjoy a nice warm degrees
fierce wedge
primer isn't set off
shooting the whole casing
shooting casing backwards?
doesn...
dobble barel
wheat gust
but sometimes some cold too
hasty jetty
i personally enjoy 4500-5000 degrees Kelvin
Bit too cold of a light color imo
soft osprey
that's a couple things
Hes balding, Thats the biggest mistake of all
hasty jetty
I like 3500
wheat gust
cant wait for someone to make a reskin of the crossbow
azure mirage
Hes balding, Thats the biggest mistake of all
aren't you balding too
humble iris
Bit too cold of a light color imo
yeah your right
wheat gust
where its a shotgun
soft osprey
aren't you balding too
NO
humble iris
needs more red
soft osprey
I have SO much hair
fierce wedge
where its a shotgun
they should make the projectile the entire casing
humble iris
3000 isgood
azure mirage
cant wait for someone to make a reskin of the crossbow
someone already made a pistol in halfsword
soft osprey
Idek what to do with all my hair
hasty jetty
yeah your right
Colder stars are always a safer bet
shadow badger
my norwood king
grim ether
I have SO much hair
is ur a hair like a colosseum with an arena in the middle too
astral raven
Idek what to do with all my hair
Glaze
azure mirage
Idek what to do with all my hair
u have long hair on the side of ur head
humble iris
Colder stars are always a safer bet
so true
humble iris
update is... TODAY!
wheat gust
someone already made a pistol in halfsword
hehe- wait what
fierce wedge
3000 isgood
naive granite
update is... TODAY!
azure mirage
hehe- wait what
yeah
soft osprey
Blood update is here
naive granite
Blood update is here
fierce wedge
when blood
shadow badger
omg omg update today
grim ether
lwk hoping for a more grandiose ending post
azure mirage
@restive barn who had made the working pistol?
naive granite
azure mirage
was it johnhalfseord
astral raven
preach for update
Preaching
fierce wedge
astral raven
Its update day
hasty jetty
One thing I love about hell is how the weather is very stable.
wheat gust
azure mirage
Saturday is reckoning day
hasty jetty
Never changes
shadow badger
every update is personalised
wheat gust
https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-the-boys-season-4-s4-gif-730174669449685...
i just imagind this gif with the teletubby scream sound effect and im giggling rn
astral raven
Hell yeah!!!!
naive granite
Hell yeah!!!!
azure mirage
i just imagind this gif with the teletubby scream sound effect and im giggling r...
teletubby scream
I was there when slendytubbies was made
first game
shadow badger
bro was there
azure mirage
i was one of the first people to ever discover the hidden Rick roll Easter egg behind the mountain
I feel fucking old saying that
oh my god I should replay st1
humble iris
slendytubbies mentioned
tender quest
humble iris
world is healing
naive granite
So lets put a couple of updates together.
I dont think they'll let us.
Oh they should. I own the place.
fierce wedge
humble iris
Next upadte leak
primal carbon
If you fail the Ultimate Challenge, will you have to start over from Commoner again?
wheat gust
hand coming out of his head
muted granite
Go
azure mirage
If you fail the Ultimate Challenge, will you have to start over from Commoner ag...
no
u spawn in ult challenge again
astral raven
Jarvis, tell me Batman’s real identity
azure mirage
leaks 2029
azure mirage
Jarvis, tell me Batman’s real identity
wruce bayne
grim ether
leaks 2029
see you at town square for public execution 😂✌️
fierce wedge
leaks 2029
so when are you being dragged to the town square to be hung
azure mirage
tonight
primal carbon
Can you acquire armor in UC?
azure mirage
Can you acquire armor in UC?
ywah
kill willies and they drop stuff sometimes
not guaranteed to drop everything
primal carbon
Ah gotcha
azure mirage
it'll crash if not
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely
whenever you get to 3 soldiers, the game crashes if blood is turned on
primal carbon
Huh
azure mirage
it's a known bug
azure mirage
tbh i like the colour of the long sleeve shirt
yeah
tender quest
azure mirage
nichest niche
muted granite
was this even an update because theres a clip of a player with it
wheat gust
hit bro with a takedown
grim ether
what would the best lock on strength be
personally for me meowl, i put max
livid jay
what would the best lock on strength be
are you a new soul to this world
hybrid gale
Why?
its because of a third party addon that the devs were using for a bit and it just stayed while they continued to work on early access
22 min left
quiet ferry
faint crater
primal carbon
Once UC is unlocked, will it stay unlocked forever? Can I "safely" switch to say freemode without loosing access to it?
azure mirage
Once UC is unlocked, will it stay unlocked forever? Can I "safely" switch to say...
..yes
hybrid gale
also what if i want to change my faction
TOO BAD
you only choose your allegience but once remember?
lime cosmos
awh man
winged umbra
Am i the only one who likes to kill the people who surrender
hybrid gale
no
wide sage
no
hybrid gale
i use them to practise swings and stuff
hybrid gale
or if i feel they did particularely bad i will break every bone i can without killing them
winged umbra
Me too, i usually break their bones and beat them until they bleed out and die.
hybrid gale
i usually stab the throat because then they choke on thir own blood for a good minute
hybrid gale
if i dont like how they were fighting like if i think it was dirty fighting ill cut off his hands and feet that way i can kick him until he passes out and then decapitate
wide sage
i kick him in the willie
hybrid gale
he just had a bulge so that it looks like he got a willie
wide sage
ya
hybrid gale
the devs really let us down
wide sage
i always kick him there
vale totem
Hoping for the forest map
We can shove Willie's inside a barrel
And just throw them down across the water stream
wide sage
ya
wide sage
i kick his willies and his willie pops
hybrid gale
WHAT IT DOES THAT?!
wide sage
no
hybrid gale
ive been missing out
wide sage
i just imagine
hybrid gale
ohhh....
wide sage
i think his balls pops tho
vale totem
you got me excited....
What
wide sage
what
hybrid gale
that it would pop...
wide sage
WILLIE HAS NO BALLS
hybrid gale
yea
wide sage
SINCE WHEN
hybrid gale
unless he got that testicla ovary switch thingy you see in medical dramas
wide sage
idk
hybrid gale
since the glitch where you could see him naked
hybrid gale
the fuck is this chat
you can go sit in the corner and think about what youve done while you chew your soap bar
humble iris
unless he got that testicla ovary switch thingy you see in medical dramas
the who what where and what switch thingy you see in medieval dramas
wide sage
i think his talking about willies
hybrid gale
willie was not modeled with man parts
wide sage
oh
azure mirage
the who what where and what switch thingy you see in medieval dramas
yea
winged umbra
I just chopped the peasent boss in half with a sickle
wide sage
did you kick his willie?
winged umbra
no i forgot
wide sage
DANG YOU
hybrid gale
7 minutes
winged umbra
wide sage
go back in and kick his willie
hard thunder
hybrid gale
they already have
wide sage
oh
wheat leaf
I fw that cat
hybrid gale
6 min
unique marten
We know when the game will have an update ?
hybrid gale
I fw that cat
you look like it
fresh gyro
Last announcement today
humble iris
last announcement yesterday
wheat leaf
you look like it
You smell like it
hybrid gale
we get early access today
hard thunder
last announcment overmorrow
humble iris
last announcement next week
hard thunder
last announcment last year
humble iris
last announcement in 2 years
hybrid gale
You smell like it
your mere existence on this earth irks of you fw that cat
fresh gyro
last annoucement never
wide sage
im back from kicking a willies willie
grim ether
next announcement last week
azure mirage
horrible
shell bronze
nothing ever happens
fresh gyro
Ok but seriously we are getting the last SNF post today yes
humble iris
Ok but seriously we are getting the last SNF post today yes
❌❌❌
azure mirage
nothing ever happens
nothing ever happens
wide sage
who here kicks willies willie
shell bronze
nothing ever happens
humble iris
update is... TODAY!
azure mirage
well well well would you look at the time
hybrid gale
4 min
craggy oracle
Sneak peek today right?
hybrid gale
no early access
humble iris
photoshop
shell bronze
nothing ever happens
wide sage
as soon as the full game comes out ima kick someones willie
grim ether
Sneak peek today right?
ea released last week
azure mirage
as soon as the full game comes out ima kick someones willie
don't do that
wide sage
why not
azure mirage
why so
craggy oracle
😭
wide sage
why cant i
hybrid gale
don't do that
what are you going to do to stop him
shell bronze
why do you think i'm not counting down
azure mirage
why do you think i'm not counting down
3 minutes...
hybrid gale
3 min
hybrid gale
2 min
humble iris
2 minutes 😱
azure mirage
clueless u know no'in
wide sage
someones willie is about to pop
humble iris
2 minutes untuil udpdate
azure mirage
2 minutes untuil udpdate
no
humble iris
yes
azure mirage
no
hybrid gale
yes
azure mirage
I said no so no
craggy oracle
yes
wide sage
yes
humble iris
we win
fresh gyro
Halfed sword
humble iris
photoshop
azure mirage
@shell bronze
humble iris
astral cypress
I'm halfing it
wide sage
im kicking a willies willie right now
azure mirage
you seem like you enjoy padded rooms and straitjackets
ehat
supple ember
What channel is this in?
azure mirage
What channel is this in?
this one
grim ether
I'm halfing it
im swording it
wide sage
the one with a willie kicker
jovial fox
YES
hybrid gale
no shit sherlock whend you figure that out
jovial fox
YES
humble iris
1minute until update is today
rapid bronze
hybrid gale
it here
wide sage
that guys willie is gone
azure mirage
glad hare
pack it up chat
jovial fox
WHERE
azure mirage
trail pivot
humble iris
it is 1:00
humble iris
update is NOW!
fresh gyro
update is NOW!
what did they add
humble iris
what did they add
an update
azure mirage
@supple ember
azure mirage
what did they add
nothing
astral cypress
day 8 please
fresh gyro
I was excited for that
torn steeple
1 minute late
wide sage
nothing
hybrid gale
shut up dayna
grim ether
u use 24 hr clock
wide sage
DANG NABBIT I WANTED TO KICK SOMEONES WILLIE
lapis breach
WHERE IS ITT
azure mirage
u use 24 hr clock
yea
jovial fox
WHY DIDNT THEY NOT SHOW SKIN COSTUMIZATION IF ITS CLEARLY THERE
azure mirage
WHERE IS ITT
not happening
raven solar
u use 24 hr clock
like a normal person
lapis breach
not happening
said who
grim ether
like a normal person
no
azure mirage
Community management
yeah
lapis breach
why tho
jovial fox
i mean avatar costumization
azure mirage
steam fest already finished
exotic parcel
astral cypress
I'm geeked
azure mirage
hello geeked I'm danya
hybrid gale
steam fest over where early access
azure mirage
steam fest over where early access
no
wide sage
im still gonna kick someones willie tho
rotund mulch
hello geeked I'm danya
you are right, but you are annoying ngl. I hate it that you are right >:(
i mean i love you and all, but dang it :((
hybrid gale
no he just stupid
azure mirage
you are right, but you are annoying ngl. I hate it that you are right >:(
thank you, i excel at being like that
tulip cape
well look whos back
solid totem
lol i swear someone here called us slow because we said yesterday was the last announcement
hybrid gale
yes but where is early access