halfsword-chat-⚔

[azure mirage]

oû

yeah

[foggy crescent]

will the game have multiplayer

[faint crater]

ou means man doesnt it

[azure mirage]

alsono

There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released

[shell bronze]

rare good clip where i take damage

[foggy crescent]

aw man

[azure mirage]

#faq says soemthing about multiplayer (I think/

[velvet halo]

nvm

just a long sword

[faint crater]

theres dozens in the archivea soemthwre

[velvet halo]

@restive barn

[jolly nexus]

@vital perch Didn't found my lego batman cup but i found this bad boy here

[azure mirage]

@foggy crescent

[azure mirage]

robin

[vital perch]

split screen is confirmed , hamachi/zerotier will be a good idea for mp

[foggy crescent]

just saw that now, thanks man

appreciate it

[vital perch]

beautiful

[azure mirage]

👍

[shy fossil]

mm

[azure mirage]

might sleep soon

[shy fossil]

(might)

[vital perch]

fat chance

[jolly nexus]

02:15 am already

[shell bronze]

dozens against thousands

aka rare

[shy fossil]

10:15 PM

[azure mirage]

where are you from

[velvet halo]

japan

[jolly nexus]

did you ever saw the portuguese channel???

[velvet halo]

konicwa

[azure mirage]

see

idk

[faint crater]

hundreds of damage

[restive barn]

hi

[azure mirage]

i speak 6-7 languages

you could be from anywhere

[faint crater]

do tou realLy hVe thousNds of clups

[velvet halo]

here

[jolly nexus]

Brazil

[faint crater]

please tell me you dont

[velvet halo]

nothing

[shy fossil]

yo, ain't this a real move or am I just trippin

[restive barn]

cutting blade or stabbing blade

[azure mirage]

Brazil Numero uno 🥳🥳🥳

macacoo

[velvet halo]

cutting

[faint crater]

😳

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-12286480379347723254

[vital perch]

do not

[azure mirage]

the fuck 😭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1322582358070792274/togif.gif

[shell bronze]

least obviously-telegraphed overhead

[faint crater]

huh

it was a joke about the brainrot silly funny

[jolly nexus]

i didn't know racism i allowed here

[restive barn]

what shape crossguard

[jolly nexus]

we are cooked

[restive barn]

how reflective is the crossguard

[azure mirage]

que

[velvet halo]

i want it this long

[shell bronze]

as you wish

[azure mirage]

what the hell

[shell bronze]

nice feder

[mental kelp]

XI Hovrs and XLII Minvtes Vntil Last Day of SNF

[shy fossil]

that pre-overhead swing stood there for 3 buisness days before arriving to you

[restive barn]

what shape crossguard

[shell bronze]

yeah it's one of the easiest attacks to counter

but parrying it is the most stylish

[shy fossil]

yes

[crisp flax]

That’s the best looking smoke plume I’ve ever seen in a game holy they did good

[shy fossil]

overheards are really easy to counter

[azure mirage]

no problem

[velvet halo]

um circule

[shell bronze]

especially if it comes from further towards the left

[velvet halo]

first 1

[azure mirage]

in so firsd

[faint crater]

feels liek the most common to get deinted too

[azure mirage]

tired

[restive barn]

katana tsuba?

[azure mirage]

yeah

[faint crater]

talk ant it

about

[shy fossil]

that reminds me that i own a longsword and a katana

[shell bronze]

you can pull off the CLEANEST ukenagashi parry on planet earth

[azure mirage]

wym

[velvet halo]

yea

[shell bronze]

against overheads

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429338332311322674/3A01B21.MP4?ex=68f66f4e&is=68f51dce&hm=e62bf031968c7300a4160beea003e34eb28e4f7670fc1e657cd02f89bb6ad26e&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428609527103750285/A428031.MP4?ex=68f7144d&is=68f5c2cd&hm=c244221d1085d03e855319f589bc2697655e722cf3fb9e84171b148eef6ca1e0&

[shy fossil]

i don't think I even have any pics of my longsword laying around, i gotta go find em

[languid nest]

rare half sword suicide

[faint crater]

i so sleepy too

[restive barn]

how reflective is the crossguard

[azure mirage]

sleep

[restive barn]

what shape pommel

[shell bronze]

also "you can say that again"

[velvet halo]

its gonna be black

[faint crater]

im doing prjecy

[faint crater]

yeah

[azure mirage]

prjecy

[faint crater]

talkkkk about it

[azure mirage]

didn't know we r polish now

[faint crater]

tou coukd say that again!

[velvet halo]

no refletive ness

[languid nest]

the suicide is at the end i managed to stab myself in the chest

[restive barn]

pitch black or normal metal black or shiny metal black

[azure mirage]

me too

[faint crater]

project

[velvet halo]

shinyt

[vital perch]

anyway i'm leaving to school

[azure mirage]

zomboid

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-chat-big-chungus-gif-19739716

[azure mirage]

byee

[faint crater]

czesc

[jolly nexus]

Danya i didn't asked you where you from??

[vital perch]

polska gurom

[restive barn]

what shape pommel

the thing below the grip

[faint crater]

i sont know polish ahhh i jsut know hi

[azure mirage]

country where I'm at rn or where I was born

i have a lot of lore

[faint crater]

im stupid american

[jolly nexus]

both

[azure mirage]

rn in argentina

born Russia

[velvet halo]

um

wait

no pommel

like my germean swor

[jolly nexus]

I should know

[azure mirage]

was born in russia, moved to argentina, moved back to russia, moved to the USA then Slovakia then France then Russia then chilled there for a bit and came back to Argentina

that's where I am right now

[shy fossil]

longsword

[jolly nexus]

i think you're at least 40 years old

[restive barn]

no pommel???

[shy fossil]

19

[azure mirage]

half

[azure mirage]

more

[shy fossil]

25

[restive barn]

dude every sword has a pommel

[velvet halo]

nvm like this

[azure mirage]

a bit less

[velvet halo]

her

[shy fossil]

23

[azure mirage]

a bit less again

[shy fossil]

21

[azure mirage]

yup

[shy fossil]

perfect number

[azure mirage]

on my peak

[azure mirage]

I got so much money 🤤

[velvet halo]

but this one dosetn

[velvet halo]

40

[faint crater]

u keept returning to argentina

[restive barn]

so the pommel that sir longsword posted?

or the pommel u posted

[azure mirage]

what

[velvet halo]

sir long sword

[shy fossil]

this is the only proper sword I got, yall think its any good? it ain't quite what I want but it's what i got

[velvet halo]

can i have it

for 4 bucks

[shy fossil]

uh

[velvet halo]

for 4 hs bucks

[shy fossil]

hmm

[azure mirage]

i have 6.5m robux out of 10m at the start of the year

[azure mirage]

4 HS bucks

[shy fossil]

200$ and you're sold

naw, this thing prolly ain't even worth that now

[jolly nexus]

damn

[velvet halo]

can you kill peoole with it

[jolly nexus]

at least give me 1

[velvet halo]

just asking

[azure mirage]

if you want

I'll trade you this

[velvet halo]

not planing to kill

[shy fossil]

i mean, i had it sharpened with a war edge by my local blacksmith here

[velvet halo]

just asking

[shy fossil]

so yes

[faint crater]

12k usd 🥀

[velvet halo]

bro what local black smith

where do you live

[shy fossil]

my local blacksmith has a polearm from 1425

[azure mirage]

spent 113k

[shy fossil]

it's awesome

[azure mirage]

12k is devex

robux to usd

not usd to robux

[shy fossil]

washington

[faint crater]

oh god

[azure mirage]

• tax by the way

[jolly nexus]

that's some crazy numbers

[faint crater]

why

[jolly nexus]

god damn

[faint crater]

why

[velvet halo]

can i have 10 k pls

[azure mirage]

you don't know how much I spent on csgo

[faint crater]

this is sad

[velvet halo]

oh no

[azure mirage]

was on the top charts at one point

[shy fossil]

i'm currently sitting with 0 in my bank

[velvet halo]

prob 50 k

[faint crater]

this isnt tuff

[shy fossil]

i need 10 dollars

[jolly nexus]

at least give me 1,000 rabac

[azure mirage]

I had my first house at 16 twin

[velvet halo]

dang your rich

what do you do

pls

tell em

me

[azure mirage]

parents money mostly

[velvet halo]

iwant to be like youi

pls

tell em

[shy fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-big-spoon-funny-mad-evil-stare-gif-17762991

[azure mirage]

but I have a lot of money in crypto and such

[velvet halo]

teach me

[azure mirage]

started young

[velvet halo]

the ways

[azure mirage]

living good

[velvet halo]

im young

[azure mirage]

go back a couple years

[velvet halo]

huh

[azure mirage]

buy crypto whenever it's rising

go back to present year

that's ti

[velvet halo]

wher

wher

crypo .com

/stabber

[azure mirage]

crypo

wat

[vital perch]

crpo

[faint crater]

cpo

[jolly nexus]

born in the easy difficult

[azure mirage]

flying a little too close to the sun

[azure mirage]

yeah basically

[shy fossil]

money is cool and all but motorcycle cooler

[vital perch]

borned

[azure mirage]

now I just spend my days doing nothing 🤤

[vital perch]

so who's this nothing guy

[faint crater]

thats why its sad do u not feel empty

[velvet halo]

dont worry if you give me 40 k robux

you wont do nothnikgi

[azure mirage]

no?

[faint crater]

i would die

[azure mirage]

I play tarkov it already drowns my feelings with anger

[shy fossil]

fuck tarkov

[azure mirage]

what

why :(

[shy fossil]

you heard me

[velvet halo]

pls

skin

[azure mirage]

tarkov unheard edition

[velvet halo]

in csgo

[azure mirage]

yo

[shy fossil]

🥀

[azure mirage]

I'll block you twin 💔

[velvet halo]

no why

[river girder]

not even nikita loves that game anymore bro let it die already 😭

[azure mirage]

LOL

[shy fossil]

stop begging bruh 😭

[azure mirage]

i know right

they did softcore update on pvp

[restive barn]

how heavy sword

[azure mirage]

and u can sell anything on flea

pve has NONE of that

[velvet halo]

like a teir 3 sword

meduima

[shell bronze]

money is cool and all but modded 17 year old bmw cooler

[shy fossil]

show

[restive barn]

how thick

[azure mirage]

i should rebuild the

[languid nest]

@shell bronze rate the longsword clip

[azure mirage]

big killdozer

[velvet halo]

not that thick

kinda slim

[faint crater]

mmmmm yess

[shy fossil]

that's hot

[shell bronze]

2008 335i

e93 chassis

[velvet halo]

that yors

yours

[shell bronze]

running upgraded 17T twin turbos

[velvet halo]

or mines

[river girder]

amanda de santa ass car

[shell bronze]

and all bolt-ons + built transmission

[faint crater]

soooo hot

[velvet halo]

or yours

[river girder]

(its sick)

[velvet halo]

you\o

ours

[shell bronze]

500whp on pump gas and 550whp on e85

[shy fossil]

mmm, i just like that the color of my 2010 ninja 250 matches

[azure mirage]

90 degrees Celsius hot

[shell bronze]

let me show a 60-130 pull

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1393367273514729594/VID_20241226_184940_507_1.mp4?ex=68f6bfe5&is=68f56e65&hm=55351fe50663eeed5d222b981dbc472aea7cc9acbc60bafb9d16da8ac2142764&

[shy fossil]

I really need to actually get maintenance on my motorcycle done but I just recently lost my job so I'm currently in the process of starting at Taco bell

[jolly nexus]

y'all have cars and stuff and i got a PC

[restive barn]

2 handed epee fr

[shell bronze]

i maintain all 4 of my cars religiously

[jolly nexus]

awesome

[restive barn]

why is it so ugly @velvet halo

[velvet halo]

less sim

[azure mirage]

no religion talk

[velvet halo]

slim

[azure mirage]

you're getting bannned

[velvet halo]

too think

[shell bronze]

rules for thee not for me

[velvet halo]

change the gaurd

[faint crater]

thats more than doubke my body tenperature

[river girder]

bro hes the pope

[velvet halo]

gaurda to thick

[azure mirage]

are you sure

what

[shell bronze]

yeah you're getting removed for challenging my authority

[velvet halo]

what happened

[azure mirage]

this guy just called me fat 😭?

[velvet halo]

who

[azure mirage]

@shell bronze look at logs

[velvet halo]

bro

[azure mirage]

Kill this man

[restive barn]

WHAT is too thick

WHAT needs to be less slim

[velvet halo]

the gaurda

[velvet halo]

the circle thing

[shell bronze]

lmao

[velvet halo]

and the sword

[azure mirage]

it personally offended me

[faint crater]

hand guard

[azure mirage]

🙄

[restive barn]

so the tsuba is too small

and the blade is too large

[azure mirage]

he's insulting me now

[velvet halo]

yes

[shy fossil]

my 250 is NOT even remotely fast, it's just fun

[vital perch]

petition to publicly execute people on a public executions vc instead of straight up banning

[azure mirage]

timeout this male

[azure mirage]

π€¢°

[velvet halo]

ye

[azure mirage]

YEAH

[shell bronze]

epic scooter

[shy fossil]

yes

[faint crater]

slow is fun

[shy fossil]

slow is very fun

[faint crater]

imo i dont ever want to own a car that has more than 350hp

[shy fossil]

the urple sord

[velvet halo]

ye no gaurd

[restive barn]

do i change the blade shape

[azure mirage]

Uhh

[velvet halo]

it looks weird

[velvet halo]

shape is good

[restive barn]

then what guard

[shell bronze]

@velvet halo

[velvet halo]

what happened

[shell bronze]

i'd like to politely request you put an end to these remarks

[velvet halo]

im sorry master

[azure mirage]

hi galaxy

[vital perch]

public execution when?

[shy fossil]

challenge him to a duel clueless

humilate him

[restive garnet]

Hi danya

[velvet halo]

no

[restive barn]

let me do it

[shell bronze]

350 is sad

[azure mirage]

isn't it really late for you?

[restive barn]

okay

[shell bronze]

some common traffic cars have that much

[azure mirage]

I'm surprised you're awake

[restive barn]

now what shape crossguard

[faint crater]

yeah fr

thats the point

[shell bronze]

try 500hp

[shy fossil]

it's all dependant on power-to-weight ratios but yeah

[restive garnet]

its like 7:30 in the morning

[azure mirage]

lord, where are you from?

[faint crater]

i yearn for the naturally aspirated light cars

[velvet halo]

no thi

[shell bronze]

unless you have a gutted track beater or a roadster of some sort 350 is mid as hell

[azure mirage]

i thought you'd be in the usa

[shy fossil]

true.

[restive garnet]

am uropean

[shy fossil]

(i don't have a car, just bike)

[azure mirage]

oh

[shell bronze]

somebody's f150 has 350hp rn

[restive barn]

this shape?

[shell bronze]

let's move car talk to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[velvet halo]

wait

[azure mirage]

makes sense timezone wise tbh

[velvet halo]

nvm

[faint crater]

boat

[velvet halo]

first one

[velvet halo]

this

do you guy know Fechtbucher

[restive barn]

uh

i saw it in a video once

[velvet halo]

best game

ever

guys why can i say

u

w

u

[vital perch]

do it again , see what happens

[velvet halo]

u

wu

[restive barn]

do i rethicken the blade

uwu

there we go

[velvet halo]

how

[velvet halo]

um no

make it more sharp

i want to train

with it

the get on the hs7

make my iconic blade

my hero black

[restive barn]

fuh u mean more sharp

[velvet halo]

MY LEGACY

[restive barn]

my internet is so ASS

[velvet halo]

send a vid of you fighting with it

pls

[restive barn]

do i rethicken the blade

yes or no

[velvet halo]

SEND A ViD

[restive barn]

OKAY

[velvet halo]

SO I CAN SEE

[velvet halo]

good

where is my clothes

[restive barn]

havent made them yet

[velvet halo]

blue top

black pants

[restive barn]

theyre not as important

[restive barn]

not as important yet

do i make it more stabby

or is the blade shape okay

[velvet halo]

make it cut more

it look blunt

[restive barn]

sigh

[velvet halo]

imSORRY

[restive barn]

gimme a sec

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[velvet halo]

what do you use to do al of this

[restive barn]

its basically the same weight

[velvet halo]

little thicker

[dark folio]

Blue ahh sword

[restive barn]

https://youtu.be/H2z6A34lEfc

[velvet halo]

like only a little

[restive barn]

propeller hat energy

[dark folio]

Maybe

[weak osprey]

Magical sword of blue potency

[restive barn]

sfafasfas

[velvet halo]

DONT MAKE FUN OF MY BLADEW\

top a little thick

ert

er

er

[restive barn]

ok wait

[weak osprey]

ayo chill

[velvet halo]

an this be only for me

pls

[restive barn]

yes

[velvet halo]

yay

[shell bronze]

long ass sword

[velvet halo]

yea

this good

[velvet halo]

is that

bad

[shell bronze]

you better not use that to fight commoners

[restive barn]

is it ready

[shell bronze]

unfair advantage

[velvet halo]

how much shorter

[velvet halo]

clueless

HEY
HEY
H

[restive barn]

the commoners use bastard swords

not longswords

[velvet halo]

make it a bastard sword

[restive barn]

ill make it shorter

[restive barn]

ai schlop as your pfp

lemme go make a pumpkin willie in blender

[velvet halo]

make one for me

[naive holly]

Unfortunately I am not talented

[velvet halo]

yea

your thra

nice

[restive barn]

ima go make one rq

[naive holly]

Figured this was a safe space for me to use it one time bc half the mods and content creators be posting slop

[velvet halo]

give me more slicing

more

parrying

[restive barn]

i am a man of many talents

[restive barn]

HEY

im not slop

[naive holly]

Not you

[velvet halo]

what slo[p

pls show

[naive holly]

Uhhh holip

[restive barn]

image?

are you referring to all those reshade mods

[velvet halo]

do you think the reshde looks weid

weird

[restive barn]

most of them

[velvet halo]

do you use any

[naive holly]

Moai guilty af mostly love him tho

[restive barn]

no

[restive barn]

oh

thats viggle ai tho

[naive holly]

That was just the first thing I saw lmfao

Make me something not sloppy

[restive barn]

viggle ai is valid

[naive holly]

I will vemmo u 10 dolla

[velvet halo]

good

[weak osprey]

Ts is a jolly willie

[velvet halo]

wait

[naive holly]

He do be

[velvet halo]

too thick

[restive barn]

do i make the shirts and send it to u now

[velvet halo]

i want

thicnk

[restive barn]

alr

[velvet halo]

but not thick

with a k

tlike

th

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[velvet halo]

only a little lees

and stop thorwing

my sowrd on the floor

[restive barn]

mb

(i set it gently ts time)

[velvet halo]

you know the

dirrl;

s;ice\

vid

vlsdas

slcie

slik

slcie

slcie

bo

rob

abro

sliceing

[shell bronze]

?

[restive barn]

it slices perfectly

[velvet halo]

hey

pro

does that look good

up there

make the grip

thiing black

[restive barn]

so make theb grip darker?

[velvet halo]

me

her

her

ye

ye

[naive holly]

Time this man out

[restive barn]

also stop spamming

[velvet halo]

giid

sorry

chrome sama

[velvet halo]

IMSORR
y

[restive barn]

any sidearms?

[velvet halo]

no

[restive barn]

like sheathed weapons

[velvet halo]

im not a loser

uh a tiny knive

a fliction

[restive barn]

maybe a blue dagger

[velvet halo]

fakchion

[faint crater]

chrome why are you so kind

i mean like not why

[velvet halo]

i knowing him for year

[naive holly]

Chrome is the man fr

[faint crater]

but i just hope you know people really appreciate you

[restive barn]

so like a knife

[velvet halo]

sno

flastion

the knida long thing

[velvet halo]

thanks

yw

[restive barn]

really? some people think i am an "asshole loser" FOR NOT TEACHING THEM HOW TO DOWNLOAD MY MODS

[velvet halo]

what mods

[restive barn]

but thats a byproduct of being a mod creator on nexus ig

[shell bronze]

chrome you gotta chill out on them people

[velvet halo]

dont you have to like drag one file to use them

[shell bronze]

if they don't know they don't know

[restive barn]

Yes

[velvet halo]

bruh

[restive barn]

short falchion or long falchion

or xl falchion

[naive holly]

True chrome up that self esteem youre always stewing on some shit a bitchass gotta say

[velvet halo]

long

boi

[restive barn]

its a joke lmao

[velvet halo]

thanks

[naive holly]

Tb to people leaving you hate

[velvet halo]

yea

[restive barn]

i dont actually harbor angry feelings for them that much

[velvet halo]

thanks

[velvet halo]

me to

cuz im a demon

if i let my anger

[restive barn]

what is a tb

[velvet halo]

out people get hurt\

...

..

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1376347305166504027/InShot_20250526_095135935.gif

[naive holly]

throwback

[restive barn]

STOP SPAMMING

fr

[velvet halo]

bro how

[restive barn]

its been like 2 weeks

[velvet halo]

i needed thoses 2 dots

a lot

[restive barn]

still kinda insane that i got 3 back to back lmao

prolly herd mentality

[weak osprey]

@restive barn when another weapon pack comin out for half sword

[restive barn]

or the desire to be different and edgy

[restive barn]

soon

[weak osprey]

Alr

[faint crater]

lol they can figure it out

[restive barn]

wwhat falchion blade shape

machete, barbed or square

[velvet halo]

machete

[wheat leaf]

what a strange series of events.

[warped apex]

I just got a pretty nice clip

after hitting myself in the head with a tossed axe

[velvet halo]

noram

[restive barn]

what falchion crossguard shape

what falchion pommel

same as longsword?

[velvet halo]

yes

[restive barn]

alr gimme sec

[naive holly]

He exploded ong

[wheat leaf]

wtf came off of him

just cut out bro's adams apple

[naive holly]

Idk his head duplicated for a sec too

[glacial wasp]

why did my character stopped focus on NPC though I press Z?

[naive holly]

Goofy dismemberment physics

[wheat leaf]

im gonna miss this half-janky demo once they patch and refine everything

[restive barn]

wtf

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

[restive barn]

his voice box got sliced off

[naive holly]

We'll still have the demo

[wheat leaf]

they'll probably smoothen most of it out tho

[velvet halo]

no gif permos

what a loser

[glacial wasp]

help meee I cant get it

[velvet halo]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-dancing-family-guy-peter-family-gif-7673067111691689905

[naive holly]

Hold left click.

[wheat leaf]

chat gimme a random weapon to do sumn with

[naive holly]

Lock on only works when youre swinging

[young sentinel]

Ah man, i got willied

[naive holly]

Stool

[wheat leaf]

something i can spawn with

[naive holly]

Lmao me when vanilla

[river girder]

uselessly short longsword

[naive holly]

Jk uhhh

Am a fan of the dagger

[river girder]

clicked the wrong message but you get it

[wheat leaf]

ill run some dagger fack it

[velvet halo]

good

very good

[wheat leaf]

idk whats happening but my willie is walking around like he has MS or something

[restive barn]

do i armor it and send to u now

[velvet halo]

what about the clothes

no

armoru

[restive barn]

yeah do i make the clothes and send to u now

[velvet halo]

yea

[faint crater]

past round a weapon was lodged inside and its bugged

[velvet halo]

make clothes first

[faint crater]

gotta restar gane

[naive holly]

Oh yall get a load of this

Shit hilarious

[spark axle]

glad to see someone else doing dagger, its good fun

[weak osprey]

The dark forces of the abyss have helped you

[restive barn]

hi next weapon pack when

ok bye

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[velvet halo]

omg its

the guy

[weak osprey]

Dagger is good to use in finishing off your enemies

[shell bronze]

wtf

that's just my actual fit

[velvet halo]

how

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/disaster-gif-20246724

[weak osprey]

Watch yo jet my brotha

[spark axle]

i've got a couple of things in the works right now but nothing is really close to being finished

[wheat leaf]

guess i gotta restart game then? idk its still happening across multiple resets and new loadouts

[velvet halo]

@restive barn

what are we goning to do

[restive barn]

wait

[velvet halo]

ok

chorme sama

[shy fossil]

funny looking half sword clip 🗣️

[velvet halo]

def halfsowrd

[shy fossil]

really need VR in Half Sword, tho I don't think my PC could prolly run it

[shell bronze]

longsword gameplay

[restive barn]

is that bull&shit

[velvet halo]

yes

[restive barn]

with the terrible npc behaviour

[shy fossil]

perhaps

[restive barn]

and the npcs with the iq of walnuts

[shy fossil]

naw, fr, the NPCs in B&S are on god braindead

[restive barn]

Spinning attack!

[velvet halo]

can yiy maje the pump kit amrmor

[river girder]

parried with the knife. peak. absolute cinema.

[weak osprey]

new half sword leak

[restive barn]

Schlongpoint!

[velvet halo]

can you make a file one with a chest plate one with ouit

[restive barn]

Yes

[shy fossil]

there's not a single mod in B&S that actually makes the NPCs challenging

not that I've found anyways

[spark axle]

knife parries you say?

[river girder]

the hardest challenge in B&S is avoiding physics explosions

[restive barn]

hey guys

[restive barn]

thats nomad

[shy fossil]

yes

[restive barn]

b and s nomad has lots of glitches

[river girder]

sword slightly clips you wrong and suddenly youre stabbed 50 times

[shell bronze]

fun gameplay

[restive barn]

c334s pack 4 is 2 mb as of rn

[hollow delta]

willie after i clock his face with a roundhouse kick

[shy fossil]

british

[spark axle]

london experience

[naive holly]

True

[river girder]

your username is very fitting i am horrified

[shell bronze]

humorous but it's best we put a lid on jokes like this

[shy fossil]

If VR ever comes to Half Sword, I don't think I'm ever touching B&S ever again

[shell bronze]

as per server policy

[naive holly]

I stand by the fact that t1 carnage is the most fun gamemode

[shy fossil]

alright, next half sword clip then

[naive holly]

Well, up there at least

[spark axle]

its fun I just wish everyone wasnt naked

a commoner knife fight would be good

[naive holly]

True

[shell bronze]

sucks trying to use this thing as a sword lmao

[hollow delta]

i thought you said "was" for a second i was like huh

[shy fossil]

nah, make a gamemode with full plate knights only with knifes and call it "Can Opener"

[naive holly]

Would be swaggy if spoilance included knives at higher tiers

Higher as in t2-3 lol

[shell bronze]

what we need is spoilance dropping high tier weaponry in commoner and armor pieces

[hollow delta]

top 10 half sword out of context

[shy fossil]

Yes.

Like it shows in the pic

[shy fossil]

woah

[restive barn]

tf

[shy fossil]

no context is saving that

[wheat leaf]

hows that

[river girder]

steel chair out of nowhere wtf

[hollow delta]

this isnt even out of context anymore this guys just saying shit 😭

[shy fossil]

I love it when every slash lands

[shell bronze]

also those who know that the falchion is the secret anti-meta in commoner

[shy fossil]

falchion is goated

[restive barn]

they call me not good bcz im not good

[restive barn]

cleless red falcion

[hollow delta]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428920838685589594/mind_rush.mp4?ex=68f6e4bc&is=68f5933c&hm=7325be36af016180c6ce549287582d9e69697817cdd4f76e416f864e8b184fe6&
this is the half sword clip of all time wtf 😭 (by john half sword)

[shy fossil]

why his cheeks out

[spark axle]

every one handed sword is pretty busted in halfsword tbh

[hollow delta]

thats like the least of my concerns

[restive barn]

im 80% sure he made a custom weapon thats invisible

[restive barn]

@velvet halo

i made one with a breastplate too

[velvet halo]

ok this

[shell bronze]

arming sword sucks iwl

shit barely cuts

[velvet halo]

thanls

[shy fossil]

the hardest thing in halfsword, for me, is throwing weapons

[restive barn]

its actually not that hard

i can do it

[restive barn]

dms

[velvet halo]

thank yoi

u

w

u

[naive holly]

@spark axle @wheat leaf

[velvet halo]

tyas

tysm

[shy fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyoublue-walterwhite-breakingbad-blue-jesse-gif-12242572209403578115

[velvet halo]

i

w

i

[restive barn]

punklaimer

[river girder]

just got stabbed in the neck with an arming sword, blaming you thanks

[spark axle]

good god man turn your FOV up

[restive barn]

imma make a pfp for u

[naive holly]

Thank god ty

[shell bronze]

sure

[naive holly]

Its one notch below max lmfao

Fpv pov is locked is it not?

[spark axle]

nah

[shy fossil]

i luv my half sword screenshots

[spark axle]

anything below max pov in first person is ridiculously claustrophobic

[shy fossil]

yes

agreed

[shy fossil]

i cut both this guys legs off with one swing

[velvet halo]

very

good very stabby

i feels like home

im gona be partt of hs7

i fell it

[naive holly]

Yeah but tpv max feels like a top down dungeon crawler lmfao so I compromise

At least imo

[exotic flame]

Tbh the first person just makes me motion sick

[exotic flame]

Which sucks because I would definitely want to do it

[wheat leaf]

beat a spear with the polar opposite weapon

[spark axle]

the one on the left feels more like what your eyes can actually see

[naive holly]

As long as motion blur is off im chillin

[shy fossil]

screenshots

[velvet halo]

@restive barn

[wheat leaf]

bros trying to pick them up 😭

[velvet halo]

i got to get to bed

gn

u\

w

u

[wheat leaf]

twomad vibes

[naive holly]

Mmmmmm stabs

[restive barn]

i actually dont know how to 3d model i forgot

[naive holly]

Yummy

[restive barn]

gimme a sec

[shy fossil]

I think the best screenshot I've ever taken was this one

[wheat leaf]

i cant get any cuts w the dagger unless i go to commoner, gambeson too thick i guess

[spark axle]

daggers are terrible for anything other than thrusts imo

[hollow delta]

no screenshot has as much aura as this.

[shell bronze]

THIS MAN HIT ME WITH THE ULTRAKILL PARRY

OH HELL NAH

[spark axle]

he seems chill about it

[shy fossil]

HOLY SHIT

[wheat leaf]

i been saying for a long time they need a rework, gotta make them swing with the point facing inward, not outward like a sword

[hollow delta]

NAH BRO GAVE UP LMAOO

also that is a sick gladiator preset

[spark axle]

that would also help to make parrying daggers not useless

spent way too long making a good parrying dagger for the rapier in my last loadout pack and its fuckin useless lmao

[exotic flame]

@shell bronze am I dumb and missing a build where you can select gear?

[shy fossil]

oh, here's that damn billhook I was talking about from earlier. the one at my local blacksmith

[restive barn]

mod

[shy fossil]

plus the year it was made in

[shell bronze]

that's my kratos build

axe and buckler

then the 2 falchions

[exotic flame]

That would explain it lol

[spark axle]

local blacksmith? do you live in the 1400's HRE?

[hollow delta]

this guy turned me into that one titan from AOT

[shy fossil]

maybe

there's technically

two blacksmiths here

[wheat leaf]

exactly, doesnt need an icepick grip even just a normal hammer grip, like how the right arm is while halfswording

[shy fossil]

one is 30 minutes away

and he actually has a forge and shit

[spark axle]

dont even get me started on icepick grip

you can make it happen but its terrible rn

[shy fossil]

bro, that clips reminded me of this. I was just messing around with the modded slow mow and fucking knocked myself out AS THE BARON

[spark axle]

peak halfsword

[wheat leaf]

im sad that daggers are as bum as they are in this stage of development, i hope they get more viability especially for armored combat

[sudden ravine]

WHAT is that new announcement

holy peak

[hollow delta]

also fun fact if you do gauntlet and redo the Knight gauntlet, it lets you 1v1 the baron

[shy fossil]

handgonne

[reef vector]

how come when I lose my hand I can't use the other one

[shy fossil]

skill issue

[reef vector]

I'm too busy clutching my stump

[river girder]

because AHH AHH AHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAHHHHHHH

[shy fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-as-hell-lmao-gif-21536465

this is how i expect handgonnes to go when half swording

[fierce wedge]

im hoping they add a 5% chance for them to just straight up explode if they actually get added

[spark axle]

I dont think you'd be in a very good mindset to continue a fight if one of your hands is sitting on the ground next to you

[shy fossil]

yes

[reef vector]

what happened to adrenaline

[shy fossil]

that was an actual issue with real late medieval guns right?

they just randomly explode

[fierce wedge]

i mean not randomly

its usually like failing to measure the amount of powder needed or whatever

[reef vector]

I love knocking myself out it's hilarious

[shy fossil]

so too much gunpowder, gun go boom

[river girder]

its all flowing out your stump :(

[shy fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942378397030555729/1045101719203364944/SirFletcher.gif

[wheat leaf]

whos this fine gentleman

[hollow delta]

baron 1v1 is always too damn fun

[fierce wedge]

if i am mid-fight and i realize my hands missing i dont think adrenaline is going to do much

[shy fossil]

idk, i just kidnapped him from a random discord

[wheat leaf]

he looks like his name ends in bert

hughbert maybe

hubert

[reef vector]

well whenever I lose a hand I just end up kicking them

[fierce wedge]

also i think it depends on how much is cut off ingame i think

i've chopped off a enemies foot partially once and he kept fighting

[reef vector]

I mean like at the wrist

not too much

[wheat leaf]

lowkey i think the spear might be one of the worst weapons aside from peasant stuff

[hollow delta]

finally won by wedging barons head into the gate lmaoi

[fierce wedge]

hej my peasant stuff isnt that bad

[wheat leaf]

id take a stool over a long spear atp

like it doesnt even spear well, theres maces and hammers that thrust better

[thorn crest]

The alternate grip is good though

[novel steeple]

I have a guess that the reason some people hear the n word and others don't is the same situation as yanny vs laurel

[warped apex]

I did a spin into a bonkl

[thorn crest]

That was sick!

[novel steeple]

That looks like VR

[warped apex]

working on these currently

I was playing for about 2 hours and realized my recording stopped

[thorn crest]

Your control of first person is really good

[hollow delta]

you could gaslight so many people into thinking this game has VR

[shell bronze]

?

[thorn crest]

What does this even mean?

[warped apex]

the last time I played vr I punched my shelf

[wheat leaf]

spears not as bad as i thought its just goofy

[small dove]

halfsword tomorrow 🥀

[fierce wedge]

halfsword in one second.

[small dove]

you thought spears were bad?

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[sudden ravine]

so no more new announcements?

[small dove]

wym

[wheat leaf]

They are, relative to anything else w the same reach

[sudden ravine]

cause steamnext fest has ended

[small dove]

i mean, i guess so

[shell bronze]

nextfest is over

game is never releasing

thanks for tuning in guys

[small dove]

no sword 🥀

[sudden ravine]

gg bru we got scammed 🥀

[young saffron]

Does this mean Willie is dead?

[inner raven]

Bro do you ever sleep 🤣

[swift karma]

EA release when?

[naive holly]

Game canceled

Sorry

Demo is getting taken down

[shell bronze]

i'm goated

[shell bronze]

insane exchange

[bitter delta]

anyone know how to get out of the void:(

[inner raven]

The GOAT.

[inner raven]

In what sense? Have you died and now you’re in the Abyss?

[bitter delta]

to the arena like this

[inner raven]

Yeah but did you die in that arena and now you’re in the void?

[shell bronze]

if you die in the arena and go there just exit or win

[bitter delta]

gang

[inner raven]

Yeah, either quit to main menu or fight the Willies in there

[bitter delta]

i was presing the void not play demo

ffs

[inner raven]

You lemon 🤣