#halfsword-chat-⚔
restive barn
wheat leaf
yeahh i just got no idea where that is so i gotta wait for the file browser search to find it lol
restive barn
yeahh i just got no idea where that is so i gotta wait for the file browser sear...
C:\Users\PC NAME\OneDrive\Documents\OVRDTH'S SELECTION\pooled_saves is where it is for me
solid lichen
yeahh i just got no idea where that is so i gotta wait for the file browser sear...
no
download everthing
everything
from voidtools
wheat leaf
nah i got the mod n everything
restive barn
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wheat leaf
i dont know where I downloaded it to in my pc specifically
wheat leaf
what is voidtools
restive barn
34... Tick tock...
solid lichen
the elegant golden longsword is my favourite so far
restive barn
this will be the reason i get banned istg
solid lichen
what is voidtools
website
restive barn
the elegant golden longsword is my favourite so far
r u playing armor or armorless
restive barn
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solid lichen
ima see the aermour
wheat leaf
nahhhhhh that looks like a whole loada garbanzo just to find one folder
restive barn
ima see the aermour
some armored loadouts have sidearms which the armorless dont have
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neat crow
Guys what do we think the penultimate teaser will be?
solid lichen
neat crow
I'm thinking some sort of showcase of the arms and armour. That or a look at the new gore.
restive barn
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solid lichen
Stabbed bro so hard he grew another head
wheat leaf
Guys what do we think the penultimate teaser will be?
a big ass empty room with sunrays again
MAYBE windows im not certain
ive been right 2 times thus far
wheat leaf
but its only 9 am
soft osprey
a big ass empty room with sunrays again
its 12:30
neat crow
a big ass empty room with sunrays again
No need to be a downer
restive barn
but its only 9 am
its 12:30 for me actually
wheat leaf
yer clocks wrong
restive barn
am
soft osprey
didnt mean to reply there
wheat leaf
3 replies, my brain is boiling with overstimulation
restive barn
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soft osprey
humble iris
its 12:30 for me actually
EST on top
glad hare
tomorrow's the last day of teaser
wheat leaf
point being yall gotta adjust your clocks
restive barn
EST on top
im in singapore\
wheat leaf
its clearly 9 am like look out the window lmao
soft osprey
why? my time zone is the correct time zone
cursive fjord
How WE, yes WE will be talking about Willie to the EA newgens
solid lichen
well this certaintly is somthing
restive barn
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neat crow
How WE, yes WE will be talking about Willie to the EA newgens
I fear we'll have even greater capacity for evil in the EA
solid lichen
this certainly is something
soft osprey
well this certaintly is somthing
wheat leaf
I KNEW IT WAS THE GUTS SWORD
restive barn
I KNEW IT WAS THE GUTS SWORD
its not
gusty flame
28... Tick tock...
cursive fjord
well this certaintly is somthing
Half Sword EA free download no virus
wheat leaf
azure mirage
hello
soft osprey
27... Tick tock...
i cant wait to time you out with 1 minute left
wheat leaf
How WE, yes WE will be talking about Willie to the EA newgens
when this game full releases and pops off and they ever phase out willie model in favor of newer better ones, i hope they leave him as a option for us OG's
restive barn
26... Tick tock...
azure mirage
all roads lead to rome
restive barn
i cant wait to time you out with 1 minute left
soft osprey
https://tenor.com/view/that-one-friend-who-doesnt-like-anything-gif-167458281659...
next fest went by real fast
restive barn
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neat crow
when this game full releases and pops off and they ever phase out willie model i...
Willie's got an updated model in the EA i think
solid lichen
how much is the ea
wheat leaf
pret much how it feels in this chat rn
neat crow
how much is the ea
Unknown, 20-30
restive barn
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wheat leaf
IT COSTS MONEY?
solid lichen
Unknown, 20-30
30 for a ea?
neat crow
IT COSTS MONEY?
🤯
wheat leaf
fml i thought i was gettin all this willie for free
neat crow
Wrong site
wheat leaf
ill still pay, the devs have busted ass for months now by the looks of it ngl
neat crow
30 for a ea?
Estimated 20-30 dollars for the Early Access version of the game
restive barn
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solid lichen
who can buy me deepwoken
solid lichen
Yes sir
wheat leaf
who can buy me deepwoken
ill buy you deepwoken if you buy me 9 tons of depleted uranium
solid lichen
ill buy you deepwoken if you buy me 9 tons of depleted uranium
what does this even mean
wheat leaf
a fair bargain
restive barn
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wheat leaf
yknow the one thing i like about chat rn is that while it might actually be 12 for you guys, it still feels like 9am. its nice and calm in here, no slowdown timer, its coolin
restive barn
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restive barn
in the betas
no clue
wheat leaf
once the timer is up its just gonna be 32.5 mf's asking when the full release is
restive barn
once the timer is up its just gonna be 32.5 mf's asking when the full release is
whos the half
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wheat leaf
im inclusive to dwarfism
dire summit
im inclusive to dwarfism
❤️
solid lichen
Yo
wheat leaf
gurt:
wheat leaf
yeah well whens the other half gonna show up
solid lichen
H.I.D backwards is DIH
wheat leaf
KING!!!
restive barn
19... Tick tock...
prisma saffron
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solid lichen
chrome
restive barn
hi
wheat leaf
This is so exciting waiting for the release I gotta tell my friend gregomiah
wheat leaf
one mans trash is another mans treasure
Just ask me ex wife
restive barn
16... Tick tock...
restive barn
Just ask me ex wife
lol
solid lichen
Its so tuff when you parry AND cut the guys hand holding a sword at the same time
restive barn
Its so tuff when you parry AND cut the guys hand holding a sword at the same tim...
have you moved on to the next wpn yet
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wheat leaf
Back to testing, no tuff
solid lichen
have you moved on to the next wpn yet
Yeah
neat crow
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You doin this when it isnt even the last day yet
restive barn
You doin this when it isnt even the last day yet
tick tock what cn i say
neat crow
tick tock what cn i say
Tomorrow you gotta count every 10 seconds
prisma saffron
Sunday is the last day of steam next fest i thought
restive barn
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neat crow
Sunday is the last day of steam next fest i thought
No it's monday
restive barn
Tomorrow you gotta count every 10 seconds
nah ill just add more text to my minutely messages
prisma saffron
Oh yeah
restive barn
Ngl chrome u gotta nerf war knife a lil
i dont nerf my weapons txca
little verge
Tomorrow is the final SNF post. It's Sunday enjoy your weekend.
restive barn
# Tomorrow is the final SNF post. It's Sunday enjoy your weekend.
yess
solid lichen
EA CONFIRME
neat crow
EA CONFIRME
?
humble iris
EA CONFIRME
solid lichen
Aaaaaa ea confirmed
neat crow
# Tomorrow is the final SNF post. It's Sunday enjoy your weekend.
Does that mean no post today?
restive barn
Aaaaaa ea confirmed
solid lichen
what is snf
humble iris
steam next fest
prisma saffron
no post today?
neat lagoon
No post today.
wheat leaf
dear devs.
push back the EA drop to next weekend plz, i dont get paid until friday and dont wanna feel left out
thank you.
solid lichen
BRO
humble iris
dear devs.
push back the EA drop to next weekend plz, i dont get paid until fri...
ill buy it for you
solid lichen
i touch him gently and his body cuts in half
prisma saffron
what is the war knife
solid lichen
ill buy it for you
what about me...
humble iris
no
keen coral
i got bisected 10 times
cursive fjord
# Tomorrow is the final SNF post. It's Sunday enjoy your weekend.
We're so back...
wheat leaf
ill buy it for you
nah i got a visa ill slap it on for now lmao
you a real one tho thank you
restive barn
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neat crow
We're so back...
How
neat crow
10... Tick tock...
Mate i dont think there's gonna be a post today
prisma saffron
humble iris
green goober pls buy me ea
Hm
prisma saffron
so no post today ?
humble iris
Irich
wheat leaf
RETEP?
prisma saffron
my name is retep and im evil
restive barn
9... Tick tock...
wheat leaf
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210317758730997801/1341445191319425024/r...
this made it 100x funnier for no reason
solid lichen
prety pretty please with chocolate syrup and a cherry on top
daring lichen
solid lichen
- whipped cream
restive barn
@little verge is there an snf post today? please respond i do not wish to post messages if theres none
humble iris
Ask chrome to buy it for you
restive barn
Ask chrome to buy it for you
im broke
humble iris
no you arent
restive barn
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wheat leaf
does steam accept the games equivalent value in gravel as payment
humble iris
does steam accept the games equivalent value in gravel as payment
Yes
wheat leaf
i always wondered what the trading part of steam was for
solid lichen
please dont make it more than 10 dollars
astral raven
The game better release now
restive barn
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azure mirage
The game better release now
no
wheat leaf
please dont make it more than 10 dollars
jarvis make it 11
supple ember
8 Minutes til the game comes out!
azure mirage
8 Minutes til the game comes out!
7
restive barn
lmao
supple ember
haha
humble iris
10-30 usd
wheat leaf
theres more colored names in the chat its gotta be something good abt to happen
astral raven
I can’t wait to buy the game
humble iris
yes
tough yew
https://tenor.com/view/rdcworld-ass-beating-beating-ass-nba-youngboy-youngboy-gif-210858313625691988
astral raven
In a few mins
humble iris
its worth it!
supple ember
I think itll be 10-20. They said they arent going anywhere near 40.
astral raven
Chat, do I buy gas or do I buy halfsword ??
restive barn
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humble iris
just because i said 10-30 doesnt mean its GOING to be a designated 30
azure mirage
30 for an ea tho
buys the full access game whenever it releaes
supple ember
Chat, do I buy gas or do I buy halfsword ??
Is this even a question man?
solid lichen
buys the full access game whenever it releaes
no
azure mirage
...yes?
astral raven
Is this even a question man?
Not even 😂
azure mirage
fym no
solid lichen
i want my half sword and i want it now
near garnet
Solve my complex equations
astral raven
Probably
solid lichen
is this bait
im a masterbaiter
wheat leaf
all the terms for beta, Early access, alpha, it confuses tf outta me, cause we've now gone from beta to play test to beta + tech demo to Early access.
back in my day we just called it lite
solid lichen
ok back to work
supple ember
Hopefully we get more than yesterday considering its day 7.
near garnet
restive barn
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restive barn
https://tenor.com/view/sciencehumor-einsteinmoment-smartornot-geeklife-iqover900...
solf my conjecture
humble iris
5 minutes until Slowmode
solid lichen
Hopefully we get more than yesterday considering its day 7.
DAY67
astral raven
E =A
solid lichen
😹
near garnet
solf my conjecture
Solve my formulas and equations…
solid lichen
In 5 minutes huge things will happen..
restive barn
Solve my formulas and equations…
e is indeed mc squared
wheat leaf
fuck i been holding this fart in all hour idk if ill make it
tough yew
Albert Einstein explaining how the half sword physics work so people can fence a lot more proficiently
restive barn
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neat crow
I think itll be 10-20. They said they arent going anywhere near 40.
The official range is 20-30
azure mirage
Albert Einstein explaining how the half sword physics work so people can fence a...
fence
astral raven
I’m gonna start playing with it
gilded rover
gang i was playing in soldier tier and i died so i restarted and i was but ahh naked
azure mirage
look at pins buckarinoo
wheat leaf
gang i was playing in soldier tier and i died so i restarted and i was but ahh n...
did you pause before it fully loaded in
gilded rover
no
wheat leaf
oh your pc is about to explode then
restive barn
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supple ember
The official range is 20-30
According to who? In the stream with m00 and devs MCWonderBeast said it wont be close to 40.
solid lichen
E (half sword) = m(quarter) c(dagger) sqaured
neat crow
no it's not
humble iris
i am rich
azure mirage
developers said it's gonna be 10-30 on the stream
humble iris
i have a source of income
cursive fjord
We are not rich
Who's we?
neat crow
We are not rich
That's not expensive
solid lichen
i have a source of income
ew job
supple ember
They said they are taking inspiration from games like REPO which is like 10 bucks
azure mirage
20-30 to 20-35 to 10-30
wheat leaf
i have a source of income
we are the top 1% here now
solid lichen
That's not expensive
30 dollars is expensive to me
supple ember
Dont swear
azure mirage
They said they are taking inspiration from games like REPO which is like 10 buck...
yea
humble iris
we are the top 1% here now
😰
restive barn
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supple ember
20-30 to 20-35 to 10-30
So basically anywhere from $1-30
azure mirage
So basically anywhere from $1-30
yeah probably
neat crow
30 dollars is expensive to me
For a game of this caliber it's not expensive. There are games going for 80+
fresh gyro
30 dollars is expensive to me
It's gonna have regional pricing
torn steeple
good things are happening in 2 minutes
near garnet
2 dollars is all i can do boss
tough yew
I have a sneaking suspicion they’ll make a supporter pack or something with extra goodies
azure mirage
It's gonna have regional pricing
yes!!!
wheat leaf
😰
the upperclass may watch as the peasants squabble over prices(i got 24.76 dollars in my chequing account rn)
azure mirage
I have a sneaking suspicion they’ll make a supporter pack or something with extr...
no
muted granite
good things happen in 1 minute
restive barn
1... Tick tock...
humble iris
the upperclass may watch as the peasants squabble over prices(i got 24.76 dollar...
i have 39 cents and a paperclip to my name
astral raven
45 seconds
muted granite
lool
restive barn
Clock strikes 12.
muted granite
i bet its a map
azure mirage
Clock strikes 12.
no
humble iris
Slowmode comes in 30 seconds
restive barn
One minute 'till midnight.
near garnet
i’ve got a broken toothpick take it or leave it
prisma saffron
verify your clocks
humble iris
Slowmode
tough yew
bros there may be no post today so don’t hype yourself to nothing
humble iris
Hm
vernal patrol
I hope it's new mechanics
muted granite
I hope it's new mechanics
samee
wheat leaf
i have 39 cents and a paperclip to my name
🤝 i still got like 5 work days to survive on that 25 dollars ill be the same pretty soon 
solid lichen
IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS GREAT THINGS WILL HAPPEN
muted granite
bros there may be no post today so don’t hype yourself to nothing
aw alright
astral raven
Here we are
neat crow
Why McWonderBeast leave us wondering if there's gonna be a post
wheat leaf
server engagement
restive barn
yep no post
neat crow
He said smth ambiguous and then dipped
humble bloom
10 seconds late. its so over
wheat leaf
alright start counting back up again to see how many minutes until something does happen
humble iris
dont worry this just means that tomorrow we will have bigger leaks
think about the bright side
torn steeple
where is it
solid lichen
10 seconds late. its so over
nothing ever happens
prisma saffron
they are resting
restive barn
alright start counting back up again to see how many minutes until something doe...
1440 minutes
azure mirage
i mean steamfest does end today
astral raven
They blue balling us
muted granite
think about the bright side
hopefully hopefully
restive barn
1440... Tick tock...
quaint pond
No announcement, that means update today :)
torn steeple
1 minute late
cursive fjord
10 seconds late. its so over
Fuck our stupid Halfcel lives...
azure mirage
No announcement, that means update today :)
no
neat crow
i mean steamfest does end today
It ends tomorrow
azure mirage
i lied nvm
muted granite
# Tomorrow is the final SNF post. It's Sunday enjoy your weekend.
o >_<
on the bright side maybe that means the game is coming soon?
astral raven
If I can’t play halfsword right now I’m going to go crazy
astral cypress
😭
wheat leaf
how is a mf supposed to enjoy the weekend without it
restive barn
anyway would anyone like a custom weapon that they can use
neat crow
on the bright side maybe that means the game is coming soon?
Dont get your hopes up
solid lichen
On @neat crow life they releasing ea today
humble iris
on the bright side maybe that means the game is coming soon?
watch EA come out on november 26th or november 18th
wheat leaf
anyway would anyone like a custom weapon that they can use
you got any rapiers in your packs yet
restive barn
also no ea is not coming out today
humble iris
mark my words
torn steeple
mass ping @little verge for the inconvience!!!!!!!!!!!
uncut dock
WHERE İS THE DAY 7 SPOİLERS
restive barn
you got any rapiers in your packs yet
yep
jovial fox
WHERE
jolly nexus
mass ping <@210223228545662977> for the inconvience!!!!!!!!!!!
no
solid lichen
where
muted granite
watch EA come out on november 26th or november 18th
seems like such a canon date br
solid lichen
Nothing ever heppens
opaque sandal
No dev?? Update??
jovial fox
WHERE IS IT
humble iris
seems like such a canon date br
those 2 days are common days for release totally
so lie
muted granite
Nothing ever heppens
atleast its not the itch.io era
muted granite
true!
muted granite
the date looks cool so like yea!
astral raven
Alright that’s it, I’m making my way down to halfsword headquarters to talk to them
jovial fox
NOO
wheat leaf
watch EA come out on november 26th or november 18th
fml the gummy bear album will drop before EA
jolly nexus
I hope we get a big leak tomorrow like a trailer or something
muted granite
Alright that’s it, I’m making my way down to halfsword headquarters to talk to t...
atp js say you're going to their homes 😭
astral raven
I am😈
humble iris
fml the gummy bear album will drop before EA
i am a gummy bear
wheat leaf
i am a gummy bear
tryna let me cop a bite rq
inner crow
is there a way to be able to see the armor models from the game
prisma saffron
is there a way to be able to see the armor models from the game
Like export them?
No
astral raven
Another massive blue ball
solid lichen
who is rich and can buy me half sword ea 😔
wheat leaf
if they dont drop the ea rn the only big leak is gonna be the gas leak of undisclosed location
astral raven
if they dont drop the ea rn the only big leak is gonna be the gas leak of undisc...
Fr brother
inner crow
i want to try forging the one helmet i saw in this game
muted granite
if they dont drop the ea rn the only big leak is gonna be the gas leak of undisc...
😭
thats crazy
inner crow
but there arent much good models to refer to
stoic prairie
hey guys where can i download the mod menu?
wheat leaf
get your noses ready its about to smell like funny then smell like the floor
inner crow
and this games models are super good
solid lichen
i hope it isnt free roam
prisma saffron
Well they are all real helmets. You could find plenty of references on pinterest and stuff like that
solid lichen
my pc wont be able to handle it
opaque sandal
No dev??
wheat leaf
i hope it isnt free roam
i hope theres actually a horizontal escalator that just conveyer belts you around the map to win instead of roaming around
astral raven
I’m gonna mix common house hold cleaning products together and we’ll see what happens
tough yew
torn steeple
i hope it isnt free roam
there will be multiple modes iirc
humble bloom
I can only assume the last one is gonna have a lot of stuff if they arent doing one today.
muted granite
Soon...
opaque sandal
Oh thx 🙂
inner crow
Well they are all real helmets. You could find plenty of references on pinterest...
i mean i looked through printerest alot, there were a lot of photos but they cant let me see the intricacies of the desighn
wheat leaf
I can only assume the last one is gonna have a lot of stuff if they arent doing ...
they slept in and forgor 
inner crow
from inside and etc
harsh linden
hello
humble veldt
No sneak peek today?
harsh linden
my speak ist spanish
craggy oracle
Where is the sneek peek?
tough yew
Tomorrow
astral raven
its so soon
That’s what they all say
humble iris
my speak ist spanish
hola amigo
wheat leaf
like im telling you they just lost so much money, if they are gonna charge 20-40, why not do it when everyones waiting right now, instead launch it on a work day when everyone has to go back to their job and forget abt it
harsh linden
hola
astral raven
I don’t want a sneak peak, I want EA!
solid totem
sneak peek on steam
thorn crest
i mean i looked through printerest alot, there were a lot of photos but they can...
There are some good models on sketchfab
harsh linden
el unico españo lsoy yo
wheat leaf
sneak peek on steam
yeah this dudes right btw
inner crow
There are some good models on sketchfab
whats sketchfab?
humble veldt
sneak peek on steam
Fr?
prisma saffron
think of it like this guys were closer than ever and EA is no longer a whole year away
inner crow
leme try looking it up
sleek canyon
Is tomorrow gonna be EA or just sneak peak?
wheat leaf
im watching like 7 willies at once rn
wheat leaf
on the steam
solid lichen
THEY HAVE BOMBS
neat crow
Is tomorrow gonna be EA or just sneak peak?
Sneak peek
solid totem
is tomorrow still steam fest ?
thorn crest
Dude
neat crow
Oh sbit
neat crow
There's a sneak peek on steam?!?!?
thorn crest
That smoke sim is beautiful
neat crow
Wtf
neat crow
Why isnt it on the discord 😭
supple ember
Wait
prisma saffron
What
supple ember
There is
solid totem
isn't on reddit either
lapis breach
where is day 7
prisma saffron
Are we for real
cursive fjord
Is tomorrow gonna be EA or just sneak peak?
No, EA will either be after the Next Fest or soon after the end of the Next Fest.
wheat leaf
i havent checked the steam to tell if its new or not but the vid does have a buncha stuff they revealed the last few days
solid lichen
Man.. all this waiting got my slapping my belly pouting and farting. God im so gassy
thorn crest
Sneak peaks on steam
lapis breach
Man.. all this waiting got my slapping my belly pouting and farting. God im so g...
what the fuck dude
thorn crest
It’s amazing
supple ember
no there isnt
craggy oracle
The smoke effect looks very good
sleek canyon
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2397300/view/555756515113304327?l=englis...
not in the discord tho
neat crow
Honestly that's diabolical
supple ember
not in the discord tho
Yeah not sure why
wheat leaf
fml we got fart sentry before EA
novel sequoia
I'm assuming that means guns will be coming to half sword too
cursive fjord
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2397300/view/555756515113304327?l=englis...
They did a little bit of trolling
muted granite
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2397300/view/555756515113304327?l=englis...
lmfao what is that LOL
tough yew
I'm assuming that means guns will be coming to half sword too
I mean yeah they are planned
novel sequoia
neat crow
I'm assuming that means guns will be coming to half sword too
Devs said handgunnes are planned
supple ember
lmfao what is that LOL
Basically looks like a midevil smoke machine lol
lapis breach
isn't day 7 the last day
humble iris
Devs said handgunnes are planned
YEAH!!!!!
noble prawn
When will the update come?
humble iris
HANDGONNES!!!
supple ember
isn't day 7 the last day
TMR is the last day
solid lichen
Devs said handgunnes are planned
Im gonna shoot whoever uses a polearm
humble iris
i can shoot powder based weapons at people!!!
neat crow
@little verge why isn't the update on discord 😭
prisma saffron
this is really cool
gusty flame
prisma saffron
why isnt it on discord
cursive fjord
When will the update come?
My best guess is either after the Next Fest or soon after
solid lichen
please dont let there be manual reloading
tough yew
wonder might've did a little silly
neat crow
When will the update come?
All we know is sometime this year if it isnt delayed
muted granite
this looks [retty cool
neat crow
wonder might've did a little silly
Wonder is
muted granite
true.
tough yew
please dont let there be manual reloading
prisma saffron
The jester is pierrot
tough yew
who is also the fool
muted granite
The jester is pierrot
actually trueer
solid lichen
yay
humble iris
manual reloading would be sick though
solid lichen
i thought like u had to put the gunpowder and the bullets where they go
solid lichen
manual reloading would be sick though
no
noble prawn
I'm not asking about the full version. When is the minor update?
muted granite
ragamuffin
solid lichen
i thought like u had to put the gunpowder and the bullets where they go
with the physics
humble iris
you arent reloading a handgonne in 2 seconds 😭
prisma saffron
I'm not asking about the full version. When is the minor update?
No more updates to the demo
astral cypress
humble iris
10 hours to load 1 bullet
i mean thats kinda how it was?
noble prawn
No more updates to the demo
oh thx
humble iris
its been like that even all the way up to the muskets lmao
novel sequoia
the smoke looks so odd LOL
Looks blue
muted granite
yus
astral cypress
prisma saffron
Like CS2 smoke
novel sequoia
No longer looks blue
solid lichen
its been like that even all the way up to the muskets lmao
yeah but we have good motor function
humble iris
yeah but we have good motor function
and whos to say the people using them didnt either?
noble prawn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390011241937764402/1429518467660517546/H...
fps killer 💀
solid lichen
reloading phsically in half sword would be a nightmare
humble iris
this is bait im not falling for it anymore
neat crow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390011241937764402/1429518295832461484/H...
That smoke is beautiful holy
muted granite
neat crow
Cant wait to get shot a billion times with no way to defend 🙏
solid lichen
neat crow
What does manual reload even mean
astral cypress
button
neat crow
It's not vr
muted granite
same question
solid lichen
What does manual reload even mean
using the half sword physics engine
to maunally put in gunpowder
and bullets
muted granite
i kinda liked how they did it in the video ngl
neat crow
Hell naw
solid lichen
fr
neat crow
and bullets
Shit would be so janky
muted granite
😭
novel sequoia
neat crow
More shots would end up in the dirt than in the enemy, trying to load that thing
sand herald
muted granite
we gonna ignore how his willie's out
solid lichen
did u actually do this
humble iris
More shots would end up in the dirt than in the enemy, trying to load that thing
more shots would end up in the dirt anyway
its really hard to shoot that thing
its not like where you can choose when it fires
as soon as you light that gunpowder its firing
solid lichen
make it hard to shoot, somewhat easy to reload
sand herald
did u actually do this
yes
muted granite
yk how in TABS the dude is just dangling off the canon
muted granite
😭
faint crater
muted granite
how did u turn so fast
hold shift + high dpi
humble iris
make it hard to shoot, somewhat easy to reload
when i say manually reload, i dont mean move your hand manually to pick up powder and bullets and ram it into the handgonne btw
idk if you thought thats what i meant but just incase you did
sand herald
muted granite
when i say manually reload, i dont mean move your hand manually to pick up powde...
oh i did
solid lichen
when i say manually reload, i dont mean move your hand manually to pick up powde...
what do u thing then
humble iris
what do u thing then
like how the crossbow was reloaded
muted granite
sensational
humble iris
you press and move a series of functions
not just press a key like R and then your gun is reloaded
muted granite
like how the crossbow was reloaded
that would be really cinema
solid lichen
you press and move a series of functions
yeah thats what I meant
humble iris
by putting emphasis on it
humble iris
\
neat crow
Wonder been reallly quiet since this shadow leak
muted granite
true...
wonder exposed as jester
he tried to hide it by telling us not to get our hopes up........... 🧐
toxic scarab
@grave pier How did you put down stakes like those in your screenshot?
grave pier
<@926863094829944832> How did you put down stakes like those in your screenshot?
Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker
tulip geyser
alright, who really is the jester here
supple ember
What are you guys talking about? Pierre is the jester, he literally has the jester pfp.
primal carbon
Hey, what's a good weapon/strategy against the Commoner boss (guy with big sword)? I keep getting slaughtered by him lol
frank tapir
bait him to the wall
humble iris
Hey, what's a good weapon/strategy against the Commoner boss (guy with big sword...
bait out a swing
then when hes most vulnerable
try to get a good strike
wheat leaf
nah im the jester, i got the privilege
tough yew
frank tapir
just use fists 💔
wheat leaf
but bread taste better than key
jagged sail
aere there any commands for half sword with uu5 console?
wheat leaf
what are those 3?
1, 2, & 3
jagged sail
they just switch character
wheat leaf
It actually did something?
vivid flicker
How do I play the game
worldly hatch
oooooo
neat crow
Lmao
craggy oracle
finally
jovial fox
yesss
neat crow
Now we get the post
jovial fox
YES
lilac sinew
jovial fox
YES
gusty coral
games gona crash so hard
lilac sinew
The smoke physics look INSANE
faint tapir
hii
fading vigil
half sword on day 8?
jolly gorge
just put the update in the bag
fading vigil
we must remain hope-pilled
neat crow
alright start counting back up again to see how many minutes until something doe...
44 minutes
jolly gorge
when do we get whole sword
jagged sail
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1082232813698424884/14295255570...
wait 2 days?
wheat leaf
my gpu is not gonna be happy with this goofy ass smoke
jagged sail
in one day
zealous kestrel
Well I'm shocked
lilac sinew
wait 2 days?
Waddya mean?
gusty coral
this is also a canon arena name drop
quiet ferry
good things happened 1 minute ago
gusty coral
the lists
quiet ferry
pretty cool
unkempt rover
wait 2 days?
whats in 2 days?
jagged sail
OH MB DIDNT REALIZE
wanton fable
mfw the cannon genuinely blows my shit smoove off
sweet siren
Guys when was last update ?
dark hazel
good things happend 45 minutes ago
neat crow
Guys when was last update ?
1470
minor oasis
Killed the baron as a soldier lol
ember flame
gun 
tulip geyser
did they say when the new build is coming out?
hallow urchin
sweet siren
Killed the baron as a soldier lol
I killed a beggar as baron
humble iris
there it is
cunning nebula
BOUT TO BLUNDER B U S S ON THESE WILLIES
minor oasis
I killed a beggar as baron
we're not the same
wheat leaf
I killed a beggar as baron
peak skill
ember flame
did they say when the new build is coming out?
there will only be early access no more free updates
hard thunder
I killed a beggar as baron
lore accurate by the sound of it
stuck mirage
why are the smokes so colorful
stark moss
#announcements OH MY PCCCC
neat crow
@little verge why is it 45 minutes late lmao
sick oak
sdnuoz
weary rapids
It'd be so funny
sweet siren
Bro i want wrestling back
wheat leaf
i almost wonder if they did it late in spite of the countdown
hard thunder
why are the smokes so colorful
idk probably hammed up smoke for the audience.
weary rapids
<@210223228545662977> why is it 45 minutes late lmao
We should crucify him immediately
As punishment
dark hazel
did they say when the new build is coming out?
❌
ember flame
i will be generally surprised if they get this running on any card that isn't the 80 or 90 of a series
dark hazel
2025
humble iris
no slowmode
tulip geyser
there will only be early access no more free updates
oh alr
humble iris
surprising
wheat leaf
i wanna know what the smoke looks like on minimum graphics settings
weary rapids
i will be generally surprised if they get this running on any card that isn't th...
They'd probably optimise it on release
I hope
hard thunder
i will be generally surprised if they get this running on any card that isn't th...
my poor 1070 😭
its not even a TI
ember flame
my poor 1070 😭
im scared for my 3060ti lol
polar lion
When does the full game actually release?
sweet siren
i wanna know what the smoke looks like on minimum graphics settings
Prob millions of tiny willies
split spoke
why is the writing in #announcements always so fire
dark hazel
When does the full game actually release?
2025
prisma saffron
i have a 3070 ti and get around 90 on high is that normal
sweet siren
Ye
ember flame
i have a 3070 ti and get around 90 on high is that normal
yeah
idle crane
When does the full game actually release?
Anytime between now and december 31st
lost sparrow
any tips for the stabbing in game? It feels super hard to aim and really get any power behind
restive barn
late ass post
rose spindle
We should crucify him immediately
okay but you're lifting the cross up. RIP your lower back
humble iris
Anytime between now and december 31st
not full game
wheat leaf
3060 got me w like 85 frames on high
humble iris
only EA
lean nicheBOT
drifting lark
bro this game keeps crashing when im fighting the final boss that takes 20 minutes to beat
steady ermine
Im just looking at the Jester's wheel and knowing that my PC will fucking explode if I try to run that
dark hazel
So next two months
ye
ember flame
Anytime between now and december 31st
nuh uh he said full game not early access
hallow urchin
bro this game keeps crashing when im fighting the final boss that takes 20 minut...
turn off blood.
sweet siren
any tips for the stabbing in game? It feels super hard to aim and really get any...
When holding alt just sprint at them and flick mouse up
weary rapids
okay but you're lifting the cross up. RIP your lower back
Ight bet
drifting lark
turn off blood.
i like blood
idle crane
nuh uh he said full game not early access
hallow urchin
i like blood
the blood setting crashes it in the final challenge
drifting lark
the blood setting crashes it in the final challenge
B R U H
humble iris
https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-237569...
you arent paid to be tired bud...
sweet siren
Guys whats yall fav mod
torpid crow
OKAY! I need to play these levels immediately. How can I get to do that? THe teasing must stop.
weary rapids
Damn
fossil bluff
I'm glad to see a dev team actually care for their players (I'm talking about you schedule 1)
idle crane
you arent paid to be tired bud...
Im not paid to do anything 
ember flame
OKAY! I need to play these levels immediately. How can I get to do that? THe tea...
patience
fossil bluff
OKAY! I need to play these levels immediately. How can I get to do that? THe tea...
they straight up edging us
weary rapids
Im not paid to do anything <:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573>
Then WORK BOY!!!!
torpid crow
they straight up edging us
weary rapids
Jk jk
idle crane
Then WORK BOY!!!!
lone smelt
Im not paid to do anything <:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573>
you gonna use this on your cv?
wheat leaf
what ever happened to the brainrot hall of fame
ember flame
i wonder if someone will manage getting this game running on a deck
weary rapids
i wonder if someone will manage getting this game running on a deck
I tried
wheat leaf
im seeing mf's use words i wasnt allowed to use
ember flame
impressed
weary rapids
And it runs alright
idle crane
i wonder if someone will manage getting this game running on a deck
It already does. You have to rebind some stuff and turn graphics to low but it works
weary rapids
Can get a bit rough when you hack someone up
And the fan gets LOUD
Loudest ive ever heard it go
viral narwhal
These sneaks are so insane
fallow stone
What is that thing in announcements
tough yew
I have to pray for the game to run decently enough on steam deck so I can play at least on high in local splitscreen
ember flame
would you say that the early access will run better then the demo?
tough yew
What is that thing in announcements
A contraption
weary rapids
What is that thing in announcements
Weird hand cannon spinning device
median hull
how do we get the new update ?
weary rapids
would you say that the early access will run better then the demo?
Id say the same
median hull
im like stuck on the same stuff
tough yew
would you say that the early access will run better then the demo?
Apparently it’ll be better
wheat leaf
would you say that the early access will run better then the demo?
when it first launches? no, after the first couple patches? probably
weary rapids
Knowing how intense these graphics are for a deck
ember flame
Id say the same
how could it stay the same with everything their adding
idle crane
how do we get the new update ?
Wait until it releases 
weary rapids
how could it stay the same with everything their adding
Graphics lowered helps alot
fallow stone
will you be able to choose your weight in early access
haughty summit
Knowing how intense these graphics are for a deck
turn the deck into a brick of C4
wheat leaf
bro wants willie thick
weary rapids
turn the deck into a brick of C4
Honestly with how fast those fans went for me when the game booted at max settings It Honestly felt like it was going to take off
ember flame
Graphics lowered helps alot
yeah it probably would if you turned the graphics down but thats not what i asked
haughty summit
will we see willie customization like adding hair and be able to change clothing?
weary rapids
Would we get female willy?
hard thunder
will we see willie customization like adding hair and be able to change clothing...
willie had hair and didnt look like willie in one of the announcments
paper zephyr
wilma
weary rapids
Oh shi I can post images
hard thunder
Would we get female willy?
so theres this tag and a certain site
ember flame
we need more options like not just textures, so we can adjust and tweak performance more
median hull
how do i get the update or is there no update
ember flame
and rebinding keys in game
paper zephyr
no update
haughty summit
how do i get the update or is there no update
there isnt a update yet
raven solar
there wont be a update, next thing is early access
paper zephyr
no dih
devout fjord
hai gais
hasty blade
i can relate to this cause i did
median hull
how big would willys dih be
devout fjord
serene fjord
willy big
devout fjord
haughty summit
will we see more revamp for kicks like a easier way to spin kick
ember flame
will we see more revamp for kicks like a easier way to spin kick
prob not
obsidian kelp
@little verge is the fool's wheel mechanically and physically realistic as the crossbow?
ember flame
im betting gameplay pretty much stays the same
fallow stone
how does this guy still have all his teeth
devout fjord
how does this guy still have all his teeth
idk
ember flame
<@210223228545662977> is the fool's wheel mechanically and physically realistic...
it doesnt really need to be
obsidian kelp
it doesnt really need to be
why?
weary rapids
<@210223228545662977> is the fool's wheel mechanically and physically realistic...
Someone make a mod that you can hold one of the cannons
haughty summit
would be cool to see for mostly unarmed combat
weary rapids
Absolutely blast the shit out of some poor knight
ember flame
yo this looks sick asf, is it optimized???
we hope
devout fjord
guys should i skin a willy
weary rapids
guys should i skin a willy
obsidian kelp
its not like you are reloading it and shooting it
yes but halfsword is a very realistic so the fool's whell should be also realistic
weary rapids
its not like you are reloading it and shooting it
Knowing how you'd load the crossbow
Imagine spending a minute fiddling with all sorts of onscreen controls
To fire onde
ember flame
yes but halfsword is a very realistic so the fool's whell should be also realist...
it doesnt need the same complexity as the crossbow, it is something that 99% of the time will be covered by smoke and all it does is shoot tiny balls
weary rapids
And probably miss
devout fjord
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377681367537815582/1427057869567688715/e...
too late
weary rapids
Damn
weary rapids
Got hit by a flame thrower
devout fjord
He’s got a lil smirk I swear
😭
jagged sail
LOL
devout fjord
same dude btw
wheat leaf
Is he enjoying it?
Nah, ‘that’s all you got?’ Type smirk
weary rapids
Head canon: its the same willy in eatch one of these fights you do, and hes in constant hosbital afterwards
ember flame
i am curious though is this historically accurate? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1429525556503773276/FoolsWheel1-ezgif.com-optimize.gif?ex=68f674eb&is=68f5236b&hm=3be7c0a3fa237f4fd09a2c59bf41c8c7eb132c0e571672724e5bd34895bcb17d&
weary rapids
i am curious though is this historically accurate? https://cdn.discordapp.com/at...
Honestly
Probably
Medieval folk was making tons of weird creations when Gunpowder came alont
ember flame
how does it get reloaded
wheat leaf
i am curious though is this historically accurate? https://cdn.discordapp.com/at...
I would imagine mf’s figured out how to blow powder out of a tube in like 4,500 years of development
ember flame
I would imagine mf’s figured out how to blow powder out of a tube in like 4,500 ...
thats not what im saying it looks different from other gunpower firearms
weary rapids
thats not what im saying it looks different from other gunpower firearms
The very first guns was tubes
wheat leaf
Yes they likely figured out how to put 4 of them on a stand for entertainment purposes
paper zephyr
stick tube
weary rapids
Yes they likely figured out how to put 4 of them on a stand for entertainment pu...
Fire works and such
wheat leaf
The model they made looks basic as fuck like I’m pret sure it’s just a hollow barrel model they clipped onto the wood, I don’t see any backing to each one
smoky crest
out of curioisity
will the game only have western european factions?
weary rapids
The model they made looks basic as fuck like I’m pret sure it’s just a hollow ba...
I mean what can ya do with 1300s / 1400s engineering
In that mindset to be exact
Not itl
arctic reef
@little verge ive been eating up these teasers, but some of them make me think, how performant is it going to be on early access release?
weary rapids
Irl
wheat leaf
I mean what can ya do with 1300s / 1400s engineering
No I mean there’s no back to the chamber, like hollow straight through
restive barn
gn chat
wheat leaf
That’s what it looks like at least
weary rapids
No I mean there’s no back to the chamber, like hollow straight through
Wait lemme see
devout fjord
wheat leaf
Likely
haughty summit
the only other faction i could see added to the game would prob be Mongols
weary rapids
the only other faction i could see added to the game would prob be Mongols
The western knight watching a samuri walk in
vale totem
How often do you guys accidentally punch the opposing Willie while using a sword?
silent gorge
saw then ew cannon
gonna be an absolute pc burster
weary rapids
The western knight watching a samuri walk in
Tbh that could be a intresting DLC in the far far future
Eastern stuff
vale totem
saw then ew cannon
gonna be an absolute pc burster
Why is everything saying this?
Obviously the game will be optimized greatly
devout fjord
disintegrated head
weary rapids
Big ass sword
haughty summit
disintegrated head
what weapon is that
devout fjord
what weapon is that
gatekeeping
onyx forum
i wonder if we'll be able to play as part of the group in brave stand soon
supple ember
<@210223228545662977> ive been eating up these teasers, but some of them make me...
The performance you have in the current demo is with no/minimal optimization. They now have a QA team for ea and it will be a LOT more optimized, especially with the new in house gore system we are getting. This was said by MCWONDERBEAST in the m00 stream.
devout fjord
woeful notch
The performance you have in the current demo is with no/minimal optimization. Th...
raaaaaaaaaaaaa I cant wait to play
weary rapids
The performance you have in the current demo is with no/minimal optimization. Th...
Is this update gonna be able to detonate heads like in the trailers
devout fjord
weary rapids
When it comes out of course
haughty summit
i wonder if we'll be able to play as part of the group in brave stand soon
there will be a better gore system?
stiff belfry
Seeing them smoke physics got my CPU crying
wheat leaf
No cavities on this one
supple ember
Is this update gonna be able to detonate heads like in the trailers
Something like that I’m sure 👀
devout fjord
No cavities on this one
ol
supple ember
Idk bro maybe? I know they adding some organs
weary rapids
Or just use dismembered limbs as weapons :]
As its kinda weird to do that in this version
stiff belfry
dude...thats so edgy
weary rapids
dude...thats so edgy
"Why are you hitting yourself?"
lean nicheBOT
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
haughty summit
it would be cool if they had it where if a willie gets his arm cut off he doesn't immediately surrender
weary rapids
it would be cool if they had it where if a willie gets his arm cut off he doesn'...
I mean
frank tapir
wait whats the problem with the limb weapons
weary rapids
Would you keep fighting if your arm got lopped off
hard thunder
it would be cool if they had it where if a willie gets his arm cut off he doesn'...
to be fair especially with a two hand weapon
fuck is he gonna do
and hes probably bleeding out FAST
weary rapids
wait whats the problem with the limb weapons
Physics are a bit funny when it comes to holding limbs
haughty summit
or have a zombie mode
weary rapids
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the d...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377681367537815582/1427057869567688715/ezgif-6984a3c95f1b7e.gif youll never know.
frank tapir
Physics are a bit funny when it comes to holding limbs
yeah ik that its hard to do rn but like i dont get why its controversial
mighty quest
when multiplayer??
weary rapids
When the big update comes
haughty summit
when multiplayer??
when its ready
devout fjord
twisted his entire posture with this slice
weary rapids
Or that
sand iron
mighty quest
When the big update comes
3d_thinking what big update?
devout fjord
weary rapids
But I bearly rember
mighty quest
that sucks
devout fjord
weary rapids
petition to add a live leak tag to the photo mode
devout fjord
mangled corpse
arctic reef
The performance you have in the current demo is with no/minimal optimization. Th...
awesome, thanks much for the reply, i was worried about the optimization of all this new stuff especially basing it off of the demo
dreamy phoenix
why do I see liveleak photos on there
weary rapids
why do I see liveleak photos on there
vale oyster
i finally finished the gauntlet mode i isntalled the game yesterday grinded and finally did it
mighty quest
lol
vale oyster
i finally finished the gauntlet mode i isntalled the game yesterday grinded and ...
last boss aswell
azure island
mangled corpse
i feel like most of the half swords community is just deranged serial killers
devout fjord
😭
weary rapids
i feel like most of the half swords community is just deranged serial killers
You give a guy a sharp sword
devout fjord
i feel like most of the half swords community is just deranged serial killers
it dont matter who as long as they are skinned
weary rapids
His point stands still
azure island
it dont matter who as long as they are skinned
tuff or tuff?