halfsword-chat-⚔

[limpid widget]

so te perguntei se falavas portugues

zuca de mrd

[formal chasm]

messi > cristiano

[limpid widget]

es um paneleiro

[formal chasm]

estou brincando portuga

[limpid widget]

ainda bem

[limpid widget]

ainda por cima es uma merda

[muted granite]

slightly low damage + slightly high blood is so fun

[weak osprey]

Im hella excited for the next half sword update

[limpid widget]

jogas isto a qnt tempo seu merdas

[weak osprey]

Imma try that out soon

Looks interesting

[formal chasm]

olha o respeito cacetinho

tenho umas 100 horas

[limpid widget]

eish e es assim tao mau?

[fair crystal]

why does my game keep crashing on ultimate challange

[limpid widget]

too many weapons and blood

turn down ur graphics and gore

[fair crystal]

alr

[limpid widget]

it might still crash js less often

my pc sucks so i crash anyway

[weak osprey]

Why does my poleaxe keep disappearing sometimes when I change hands with it

[limpid widget]

no idea switch to mace

[restive barn]

youre playing baron arent you

[weak osprey]

Hell yes

Peak class

Also happens when playing modified loadouts

[restive barn]

what modified loadouts are you referring to

[limpid widget]

?? what r u on abt

baron sucks

[weak osprey]

Those ovrdth selector loadouts

[restive barn]

which ones

there are like 50

[limpid widget]

the shitty ones ovrdth thinks are tuff

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/that-one-friend-who-doesnt-like-anything-gif-16745828165917532030

but u lowkey right

[limpid widget]

he got a fuckin loadout named BOXER bro

and its fucking SPEAR AND SHIELD????

what are we DOING

[restive barn]

Which ones

[weak osprey]

Chrome334 pack

The um

[restive barn]

yess

anyway

[solid patio]

why cant we edit the 3d resoultion? i want low graphics but i dont want it to be foggy.

[solid patio]

if u know what im getting at

[pallid halo]

Hi guys i have a problem. Willie isnt punching with bare fists, he is just swinging hands together from side to side, punching is not working for me like actual punches.. Did you encounter with this?

[restive barn]

the glitch happens when you half sword a "long" type polearm and then grip switch it. this happens becuz the barons polearm and the other big one are based off the "long" polearm (which is the one with the guard at halfway)

and the "long" polearm has that glitch sooo

[pallid halo]

i have the same problem i do not know how to fix it

[weak osprey]

Idk man theres just something fun about it

[limpid widget]

what

being a baron?

[weak osprey]

Yes

[limpid widget]

yeah maybe cause u cant get headshotted

and its basically free win

[weak osprey]

And heavy arh weapon

[limpid widget]

u can stand still and the guy will find a way to kill himself before you die

[restive barn]

tldr do not grip flip while half swording

[weak osprey]

Crazy

[limpid widget]

im not kidding

[restive barn]

also since you, archeria, have downloaded my weapon packs

can u give feedback

ty

[weak osprey]

Alr

[formal chasm]

sou o mior

siiiiuuu

[restive barn]

why are you so twitchy

[limpid widget]

cause hes a shitter

[formal chasm]

my footwork is so good the character glitches out a bit

[limpid widget]

ts guy pmo

[limpid widget]

nao es o neymar pequenote

[restive barn]

No comment

[formal chasm]

i swear some of this shit is straight out of hema treaties

[weak osprey]

a good weapon pack with decent weapons while using it during free mode, good for killing a willie. kanabo weapon js peak btw

[restive barn]

getting hit is not in a hema manual

[limpid widget]

yeah this guy sucks

[restive barn]

any bad weapons or anything

are my weapons too heavy or light

[formal chasm]

i always keep the damage to a minimum through parrying, genius

[limpid widget]

when you parry the other sword shouldnt touch you

"genius"

[restive barn]

nah hes avg

[restive barn]

normally one doesnt get hit when parrying

[dark folio]

You sure

[weak osprey]

Nothing too bad over all, havent gotten through all of it so far. The weapon weight is pretty well balanced

[formal chasm]

thats what happens when you play at the limit of aggression

[restive barn]

actually you can just cut in preparation

or attack and parry at the same time

[limpid widget]

which is quite easy

[dark folio]

Is your weapon packs on nexus?

[limpid widget]

usually just parry and then double tap

[limpid widget]

at ur tier sinfe theres no armour

[restive barn]

regarding your statement "nothing too bad", are there any bad ones that arent considered "too bad" but are still below avg?

[restive barn]

yes my weapon packs are on nexus

[dark folio]

Alright thanks

[restive barn]

thats better

[restive barn]

look out for those annoying anti-parry techs

[weak osprey]

Ye but forgot em

[limpid widget]

thats avg

before that he was shit

[restive barn]

im tryna be nice😭

[restive barn]

personally i'd get a longer sword but thats preference

[limpid widget]

and thicker

[restive barn]

nah personally i like stabs

[formal chasm]

i sincerely doubt youre even half as good as i am

ngl

[limpid widget]

thicker swords stab

[formal chasm]

too much shit talk and zero clips

[limpid widget]

ive posted clips g

[formal chasm]

its low tier even a toothpick works

[limpid widget]

i main mace so i posted mace clips

[restive barn]

is this man throwing shade at me

[limpid widget]

he clearly doesnt know

[limpid widget]

.

[restive barn]

who u talk to me or him

[limpid widget]

.

[restive barn]

are you talking to me or him

[formal chasm]

these clips are all from last week btw

both of you

[restive barn]

ohh brother

[formal chasm]

this is nothing dude gtfo

send some actually skillful clips

[formal chasm]

yep just as i thought

[restive barn]

did you not even see the clip

[formal chasm]

youre kidding me right

[restive barn]

you want sword i give u sword

[formal chasm]

most basic shit ive ever seen

show me some clinch control

]

[restive barn]

once they stop throwing mace and dagger at me

[restive barn]

kinda missed the stab but eh

i dont main sword

lemme get an actual good clip

[formal chasm]

decent but lucky

[restive barn]

are we actually fucking deadass rn

[restive barn]

i think this is a good polearm clip from awhile ago

[formal chasm]

lmao

toonforce ahh weapon

[restive barn]

its a club

many people have commented on how it looks like a spoon or sm sht lmao

[formal chasm]

ik but its funny

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-aikido-andrew-tate-aikido-late-gif-27437310

ahh swings

[formal chasm]

yep

im making his blade useless

by moving it around at lightspeed

notice how i always keep it under control

[upper wyvern]

sorry... i didnt understand your game

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[formal chasm]

its alright creature

i somehow used my sword to grab willie by the willy and judo throw him

and now hes swimming on the floor

[restive barn]

i think i am not half the skill of you

[formal chasm]

thats easy you just need high dpi

[restive barn]

try it

[formal chasm]

already did

but dont feel like changing my macros

this shit never happened before

[cold bane]

🐢

[vital topaz]

what will the early acess have

[weak osprey]

Crossbows, new willies, new places, and much more

[restive barn]

my mouse speed is the lowest setting on my mouse

[vital topaz]

and what will the be the main game mode

story or something like that?

[restive barn]

i dont use macros

[weak osprey]

Idk

[restive barn]

im just good

[formal chasm]

nope

[restive barn]

fym "nope

[formal chasm]

youre average

clanking addict

no finesse

[restive barn]

you cant even spin kick vro

[limpid widget]

u got slashed wyb

[limpid widget]

???

[cold bane]

its really hard to move your mouse from right to left fast. what a phenom talent we are blessed to see with our own lives

[restive barn]

you try it

[formal chasm]

because im trying to stay in the pocket instead of dodging backwards

notice how none of the slashes are dangerous

[limpid widget]

ur shit bud

[formal chasm]

this is skill you dont have bro

[limpid widget]

show us a clip of ur settings

[cold bane]

i tried so hard and got so far

[limpid widget]

im a hs7 contender btw

[formal chasm]

participation trophy

[limpid widget]

😂

ur so funny kid

[restive barn]

does this count

[cold bane]

no

[restive barn]

why not

[limpid widget]

chrome

[restive barn]

hi

plancon is unskilled? i know

[limpid widget]

am i tweaking or did ts guy only not die on his.clips cause he plays low dmg to player higher to npc

[restive barn]

nah

[limpid widget]

.

[formal chasm]

is that even a question

[restive barn]

he obviously plays at norm damage settings

[limpid widget]

wrong reply

[restive barn]

hes not that bad lowkey

hes like

above average

[restive barn]

im assuming yes cuz im using a non modded weapon

[formal chasm]

fair

[cold bane]

the skill level is the stars. someone who is really good is bad to another

[limpid widget]

meh

[limpid widget]

WOAHH

[formal chasm]

youre tweaking

even the smallest cut and my screen goes red

which again just shows how i'm in control of the fight

[restive barn]

they nerfed the plancon btw

[limpid widget]

i might be used to highest dmg to player possible

[restive barn]

thats sad

[limpid widget]

wdym

[restive barn]

oh no i meant its sad that they nerfed the plancon

[limpid widget]

oh

never liked polearms

mace goated

[cold bane]

dont be sad

[formal chasm]

its not ideal

[limpid widget]

wgat

[formal chasm]

getting paper cuts and still not getting damage is cool

like you barely blocked

[limpid widget]

i play at armour levels

i either play mace at knight or play longsword at soldier

either way i dont get hit

[limpid widget]

n my custom armourndoesnt have a helmet

[formal chasm]

its almost like armor blocks cuts...

and everyone knows maces are the highest skill weapon type

[clever laurel]

Thats so hard

[restive barn]

is this sarcasm

[formal chasm]

the plancon is manageable now

feels like a polearm instead of a nuke stick

[restive barn]

they nerfed the sharpness

[limpid widget]

to be good at them is quite hard

[restive barn]

and buffed the gambeson i think

[limpid widget]

i take pride in ts

and i use 1 handed maces too

its my main

[formal chasm]

wym theyre easier than swords

1 hit and its byebye

[lunar stag]

i just destroyed a poor guy's leg and pulled off one of the best billhook counters i have yet, posted it in #game-footage-🎮🎥
billhook on top

[clever laurel]

No I mean I find it hard to do

[formal chasm]

using them in low tier is much harderm tho

[restive barn]

okay but you can hit anywhere with the sword and its devastating

but if you get hit in the arm with a mace you get a bruise and thats it

[restive barn]

oh

[formal chasm]

were talking about high tier bro

full armor combat

[lunar stag]

i love that you can drag people with the hook lol

[restive barn]

gaps or something

[limpid widget]

what r u smoking on

[lunar stag]

poleaxes are the best weapon for full plate because you can reliably one hit ko with them with enough practice

polehammers

[formal chasm]

no

[limpid widget]

i dont think youve ever touched baron tier in ur life

genuinely

[keen gate]

gaps dont seem pretty significant until they do

[formal chasm]

you act like youre good for using maces in knight tier...

so dumb...

[keen gate]

ppl forget about armor weakspots all the time

[lunar stag]

i tell you what i actually like using against knights tbh

is the big ass axe polearm with the poker on it

bardiche looking thing

[restive barn]

literally every polearm in knight has a poker

[formal chasm]

theyre pretty hard to hit in knight tier, but doable

[limber vigil]

still waiting for the official release right?

[limpid widget]

you act like youre good for getting hit by a sword what arer you on about

"yeah so my lack of parries actually show im in control"

[cold bane]

the im good at games therefore im better than you energy is strong

[keen gate]

willies in my experience always get so lucky

[formal chasm]

i have too many clips

lets see if this is the one

nah

[limpid widget]

this guy never heard of half swording

[formal chasm]

too easy

[lunar stag]

yeah? so?

[formal chasm]

maces are even easier

[limpid widget]

youre shit kid 😭

you cant even parry

[cold bane]

are you talking about yourself?

i think you are

[limpid widget]

sick burn

[formal chasm]

you roleplay too much

[prime moss]

where are photos saved from photomode

[limpid widget]

press c then g

[prime moss]

saved on my computer more specifically

[limpid widget]

yo genuinely u are so shit why are you posting this

"so guys he stabbed my face but actually that means im in control cause you see I LET him do that"

[limpid widget]

no idea

[prime moss]

damnit

[restive barn]

war without reason

[cold bane]

its alright you can vent about your insecurities here

[limpid widget]

i asked this guy if he spoke my language and his first word to me was an insult

[formal chasm]

did you drink your soylent green today

[formal chasm]

messi > cristiano

[prime moss]

damnit

[formal chasm]

cry harder

[limpid widget]

thats not what i meant g

[prime moss]

it appear i have encountered the fabled embed error

[limpid widget]

eu so pergutnei se falavas pt e tu comecas logo a insultar portugal mn

[weak osprey]

Theres a screenshot folder inside of the half sword game files

[formal chasm]

guiana brasileira...

[limpid widget]

esqueces que oteu pais é so violadores e assassinatos

[formal chasm]

vc e´muito fragil portuga

[limpid widget]

desculpa rei

[prime moss]

where in the files

[limpid widget]

nao sabia que se alguem me insulta eu devia deixar estar

[formal chasm]

very very fragile person

[prime moss]

i would send a screen shot but it wont let me

[weak osprey]

Idk but its located inside the gamefiles

[lunar stag]

jeez the bardiche turns knights into pudding

one hit and they bleed through their helmets lol

[prime moss]

nvm found it

[hallow urchin]

lmao

[formal chasm]

qual o problema em ser a guiana amigo

[limpid widget]

n e isso mn

[hallow urchin]

also what is with medal lagging my halfsword its insanely annoying, i clip and it just has lag spikes

[limpid widget]

a tua logica e so "bora insultar esse gajo e se ele me insultar de volta ele e fragil"

[formal chasm]

acalme os bofe guianense mirim

[cold bane]

that was awesome

[restive barn]

what weapon

(should i mod into half sword)

[cold bane]

a gun

[solid lichen]

lightsaber

[restive barn]

alr did both

[limpid widget]

i do not like that delicio guy

[formal chasm]

that was hot

[solid lichen]

when was gun

[solid totem]

link to the gun mod ?

[restive barn]

it is not out + it is a prop

so it requires another mod

[solid totem]

nice work dude

[solid lichen]

let me test for you pls

[cold bane]

you should mod an electric guitar in

[restive barn]

no bcz you need half sword trainer too

[cold bane]

https://tenor.com/view/green-day-smash-guitar-music-billie-joe-armstrong-gif-16630151

[restive barn]

im actually not sure if its possible

nvm its possible

[cold bane]

just an idea 🙂

[restive barn]

yeah it is

[solid lichen]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[limpid widget]

chrome

[restive barn]

hi

[solid lichen]

u use weapon throw feature

[soft kelp]

you're working on a gun mod??

any footage?

[solid lichen]

and throw verry small prop

to act as a bullet

[limpid widget]

you should make a flail

[restive barn]

its more like a prop

[limpid widget]

ngl

[soft kelp]

oh

[restive barn]

but i think i can make a working gun if i figure out lua

[muted granite]

https://tenor.com/view/negan-twd-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-negan-baseball-bat-gif-15149580178865461111

[soft kelp]

so you're just gonna be able to pistol whip people

[limpid widget]

try flail

[restive barn]

not possibilities

with save editing

[limpid widget]

aw

[restive barn]

with coding maybe

[solid lichen]

did u do light saber

[restive barn]

its a reskinned sword but yeah

[limpid widget]

hmm what abt a big club

[soft kelp]

flail should be possible with coding because you can use a willie as a flail as a giant

[solid lichen]

is it like a actual lightsaber

[muted granite]

imagine friggen map mods

that could be tuff

[hallow urchin]

idek how thatd work

[solid lichen]

@restive barn make spiky gauntlets

[muted granite]

holy moly its lee

😲

[restive barn]

already alreadied

[muted granite]

also true idk if thats even possible

[hallow urchin]

hi Lee i'm lee

[soft kelp]

anyways i dont think its worth doing any mods w coding

[restive barn]

i can

[muted granite]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[soft kelp]

considering half sword ea is gonna release pretty soon

[muted granite]

fr?

[restive barn]

WHEN i figure out how to edit the files

[muted granite]

lolol true

[hallow urchin]

maybe like modifing the existing map already i dont know how youd make a new on

[lunar stag]

spanking people with the bardiche in the head in half grip is surprisingly effective

[muted granite]

ye

[hallow urchin]

as in making maps you can just pick and choose from

[muted granite]

oh no no

js one that replaces

it'd even be fun to just play on one of the old itch.io maps

[hallow urchin]

id like a mod that brings in those spikes that are under the ground in the normal map

[muted granite]

oh yeah i noticed

[solid lichen]

where

[hallow urchin]

instead of fences we'd have those instead

[muted granite]

im guessing its used to make them surrender or something but idk

[muted granite]

that would be so fun since in the last tier i think theres no barriers

[hallow urchin]

id like to impale my willy on spikes

[muted granite]

true..

[solid lichen]

feel bad for that guy

[cursive fjord]

HALF SWORD EA TOMORROW but for real this time???

[limpid widget]

try to make a kite shield

[hallow urchin]

yeaah no

[worn spear]

HEE HEAAAH 🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯

[muted granite]

bruh there was this guy who would say "Update in one minute" or

something similar to that

it was quite awhile ago

[solid lichen]

i hope my pc handles half sword ea

lags on medium graphics

[cursive fjord]

Bro's playing on a rotted potato 💔

[solid lichen]

i play on 50 dollar all in one

[hallow urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/in-shock-gif-17553158948252598097

[solid lichen]

idk why but it handles elden ring

[muted granite]

it would be so epic if they actually implement the feature to lift your visor up 🔥

[solid lichen]

but not half sword

[muted granite]

so i can see in first person

[hollow berry]

fucking love the UE crash glitch, got a really good round on baron with high chances to win but on the final wave before the boss the game decided to crash

[muted granite]

actually so real lol

[worn spear]

lmao

i had that too

[hallow urchin]

ER isnt an Unreal engine 5 game

[muted granite]

im excited for the optimisation update if there is one

[hallow urchin]

i heard they were working on performance as well so

[muted granite]

hell yes

[solid lichen]

yeah But wouldnt it lag more (very intricate detailed game) vs sqaure box of 2 peopel fighting

[muted granite]

i think unreal is just laggier for some reason

i tried playing menta's warbox on steam and it was sooo laggy

[lunar stag]

i just pulled off the most ridiculous and cool looking counter with an axe oh my god. i blocked his strike and bound his polearm with the curve of the axe and followed it into a one and done throat strike

[hollow berry]

performance isn't that bad, i have a 7500f, rx 6600, 32gb 6000mhz cl36 and the game runs fine at all times, even on small buhurt or brave stand, only issue is sometimes when viewing a corpse through first person fps drops really badly

[solid lichen]

i hope half sword ea is 10 or 15 dollars

[hollow berry]

crashes are the real issue

[cursive fjord]

I don't think the Demo will be getting any updates anymore considering the end of the Next Fest is tomorrow which means Half Sword will either release on the same day or soon after.

[topaz crest]

can anyone give me like a

[lunar stag]

i posted it in #game-footage-🎮🎥 it was magical

[topaz crest]

fist fighting big boss loadout

[muted granite]

oh, the steam fest is tomorrow??

[solid lichen]

Maturing is realising the first tier is the funnest

[cursive fjord]

It ENDS tomorrow.

[muted granite]

oh i saw

mb br

😭

[solid lichen]

i hope they dont fuck up the grappling physics

[hollow berry]

honestly i hope the highest tiers get rebalanced cuz swords feel useless unless you go for stabs

armor is basically impenetrable with normal slices

i guess that's the point but it just turns into whoever deals more blunt damage first

[limpid widget]

its also impenetrable for stabs

[cursive fjord]

Yes, that's how armor should work.

[hallow urchin]

the issue is is that UE5 uses Lumen and well Lumen isn't very performance friendly (like at all) unless optimized what your looking at on low settings is the game without Lumen so if you have bad performance blame UE5.

[hollow berry]

it doesn't make for very fun gameplay though

[limpid widget]

so stick to low tiers

[solid lichen]

this is why you spam battle axe overhead swings

[muted granite]

i mean you can use the half swording technique to penetrate

[hollow berry]

no stabs are fairly easy to do

[formal chasm]

as it should be

[hallow urchin]

thats why the game is so beautiful yet taxing on hardware and to be honest its something im willing to trade aslong as the devs are willing to make it work.

[limpid widget]

try stabbing the center of a cuirass

[muted granite]

same tbh

[formal chasm]

i wish the game alowed for more pick type weapons that actually pierce armor

[solid lichen]

they should fix that when you are on top of your opponent

they can push you off

with just their legs

[hallow urchin]

theres a huge difference in lighting and performance when you got light bouncing and reflecting everywhere about the environment even in a small box.

[solid lichen]

because their center of gravity is their stomach not their hips

[muted granite]

it'd be really fun if you could get the same weapons on spoilance as you did on the peasant tier, such as shovels and chairs

[regal iron]

Y'all is this a good sword technique

[muted granite]

this is a great use for swords

W

[cursive fjord]

If armor could get cut through like cloth then there would be no point in wearing it, Idk what to tell you man 😭

Maybe Half Sword isn't for you.

[weak osprey]

Disarm thyself and beat your enemy to death, peak technique

[regal iron]

Very effective

[weak osprey]

Indeed

[formal chasm]

genius

[regal iron]

I beg to differ

[hollow berry]

i just enjoy fighting people with cool swords and whatnot

[cursive fjord]

You can still do that, but your swords will just be converted to blunt damage when attacking armored parts 😭

[hollow berry]

this is like soldier or veteran tier though, of course it's a lot easier to slice when a bunch of fleshy parts like arms are exposed and armor isn't as unbreakable as a diamond

[regal iron]

Hol up lemme beat someone to death as a knight

gimme a few mins

[hollow berry]

i'm really just talking about the knight tier as that's when armor makes you invincible to sharp damage in most areas besides a few small weakspots

[regal iron]

I mean yeah thats how armor works

[hollow berry]

yes i understand

[regal iron]

Jesus christ the sword sucks in this tier

[hollow berry]

that's what im saying

[regal iron]

I meant lke compared to other swords

The veteran tier sword feels way better

[cursive fjord]

Some knight loadouts spawn with a longsword as a sidearm

[regal iron]

If you want fun sword gameplay then veteran or lower would be good

[hollow berry]

i'm aware

that's what i stick to

[regal iron]

Ok then

[hollow berry]

though mowing down lower tier enemies with giant swords while being invulnerable to most of their attacks is very fun

[muted granite]

i think medal is lying br

[regal iron]

I wish my laptop could run last stand

It would be so fun

Also just found out a really good sword technique for knight tier

[hollow berry]

what is it

[regal iron]

Getting the clip

[regal iron]

this

[hollow berry]

yeah that's fairly common

actually arguably the only consistent way to play swords

[limpid widget]

even in unarmored half sword is.still quite good

when they overhead u can js use it to block and then stick them in the face

[limpid widget]

geeked vs locked in

[weak osprey]

Wise words

[solid lichen]

my God

[weak osprey]

Indomitable human spirit

[limpid widget]

how did that happen

[solid lichen]

i turned on enemy no pain

and did shallow slashes with a dagger

and he didnt die

[limpid widget]

thats actually a good idea

[vital perch]

death from 1000 cuts ahh

[solid lichen]

standoff

[limpid widget]

no pain enemies are crazy

hes still coming

hes got a sword in his neck

[weak osprey]

No pain willie is a willie on drugs

[mental cargo]

chat does early access release after steam nextfest

like the day after

[limpid widget]

what i do is js spawn 2 swords in on peasent tier

and fight like that

its so fun

[dark folio]

Put another one in

[limpid widget]

Indomitable human spirit

[limpid widget]

gonna make 2 t3 bosses fight till death no pain

[dark folio]

Uh oh

[limpid widget]

since they both use gs's it should be fun to watch

[weak osprey]

Legendary battle

[limpid widget]

who yall betting on

[weak osprey]

Im betting on willie on the left

[limpid widget]

he got his head opened

instantly

pain didnt matter

[weak osprey]

damn

[limpid widget]

ill avenge him

[limpid widget]

just realised

he didnt die

he kneeled and got up

but i already put a sword through his opponents heart though

who is also STILL STANDING

[limpid widget]

your bet won

willie on the left

got him with the arming sword

[weak osprey]

Peak duel ladies and gents

[tender quest]

my turn place your bets

[limpid widget]

bet on what

[tender quest]

me or him

[limpid widget]

who else but THE militus

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/wanda-maximoff-wanda-doctor-strange-multiverse-of-madness-multiverse-gif-26032728

[limpid widget]

how do you make gs smooth

i dont even like swords i prefer maces but still

[tender quest]

get real used to the weight

[limpid widget]

tuff

[tender quest]

how about now?

[inner raven]

Not nearly enough

[tender quest]

my pc can barely handle this many

[inner raven]

😭😭

Steady 12fps

[grim grail]

is there a way i can prevent fatal errors or is it pure luck

[torn steeple]

lower blood setting

[grim grail]

i'll put it on 0 ig

i keep crashing in abyss

[tender quest]

i avoid the crashes with pure skill

[inner raven]

Yeah, 0 is 100% way to fix it

If you want some blood, you can but there’s still a chance in heavily populated areas

[grim grail]

nah i really only care abt gore

[grim grail]

regardless of the invincible ass move you pulled how tf is your game running so smoothly

[inner raven]

Yeah John I don’t get it

[tender quest]

I'd parry it

[grim grail]

like my pc isn't shit at all but if i see 2+ enemies it tanks so hard

[solid lichen]

Pole arm crotch lift

[sand herald]

it’s a mix of me having a pretty good pc + capped fps to 240 in-game + playing on medium for better performance + usually only doing 1v1s for the same reason

[solid lichen]

@sand herald do u have any grappling clips

[grim grail]

i'm also on medium but i never go above like 120 in 1v1's

[sand herald]

i have some pretty wild ones somewhere

[solid lichen]

show me

i feel like

i cant really get any better at grappling

theres only so many takedowns

[sand herald]

did you cap to 240? i’m also running dx11

[grim grail]

are there any mods that stabilise something

[grim grail]

240, dx11, medium grpahics, max gore, lowest possible blood

vsync disabled

[sand herald]

ahh gotcha, i’m not too sure then

[sand herald]

now that i think about it, the old clips I had in mind are less about grappling and more about throwing Willie around like a football

[solid lichen]

i mean that works too

[grim grail]

what are your specs if you don't mind me asking

[restive barn]

low graphics

[grim grail]

i'm also on medium

[tender quest]

do this

[restive barn]

good pc idfk

[sand herald]

i got a 4070ti and i7-14700KF

[restive barn]

gun clips when

[sand herald]

Some old clips

[grim grail]

i have a 3070ti i9 11900KF surely the difference isn't THAT crazy

[lapis breach]

what's gonna happen for day 7

anything special

yo john

[sand herald]

Might make one later today, thanks for reminding me

[lapis breach]

hi

[sand herald]

hey man

[lapis breach]

how are you?

[sand herald]

doing pretty good, you?

[lapis breach]

i'm bored

and my 2 week holiday is over

tommorow i need to go back to school

😭

[restive barn]

you had a 2 week holiday?

[sand herald]

i'm not at my pc rn but i think i actually did something with the uncapped fps setting LOL i'll have to check later

[restive barn]

luckyy

[lapis breach]

do you live in the usa?

[restive barn]

no

[restive barn]

i live in singapore

[lapis breach]

well i live in germany

[restive barn]

do u speak german

[lapis breach]

yes

of course

i speak 3 languages

[restive barn]

oh cool

what are they

[grim grail]

all good if you're down to check @ me when you can

[inner raven]

Me too pls

[lapis breach]

english, german and farsi

[restive barn]

is farsi a conlang or something

ive never heard of it

[sand herald]

LMAO @grim grail @inner raven

totally forgot about this

[lapis breach]

its spoken in parts of Iran and maybe some other places

[lapis breach]

I have a question

[grim grail]

wtf???

lmao

[sand herald]

I modified the frame rate cap to be 1,000 lmfao

[inner raven]

I think the problem is we don’t even go past 240 to even consider that an option 😭

[restive barn]

ermh

How

[inner raven]

I get to 130/150max in a 1v1 on medium and high

[sand herald]

Value editing with cheat engine

[restive barn]

Ohhh

[lapis breach]

I don’t understand why unlimited isn’t an option anymore I swear I had unlimited on but I switched it and tried to go back to unlimited and it wasn’t there

[restive barn]

cant you just edit the games settings files tho

isnt that easier

[sand herald]

Probably, it was just quicker for me to do it this way since I'm familiar with cheat engine and doing it took me like, no time at all

[sand herald]

I don't think I ever tinkered with that setting when unlimited used to be an option, so I never saw it

[lapis breach]

Wasn’t it an option tho?

Why did they remove it

[sand herald]

Not too sure

[lapis breach]

I’m sure

[restive barn]

i gues its to avoid cpu damage

[inner raven]

It’s a bug when you change the fps limit

[lapis breach]

I know I had unlimited on but when I switched the limit and tried to switch back it just didn’t show up again

[lapis breach]

..what?

[restive barn]

i remember hearing that if you have too high fps you overbear your cpu

[lapis breach]

True or myth

[restive barn]

idk

did you know 1+2+3+4+5.... is equal to -1/12

[inner raven]

@shell bronze am I getting better? 🥺

[bitter ice]

had to mess twin up a lil bit

[torn steeple]

good things are happening in 2 hours 57 minutes

[restive barn]

remembre gun clip 👍

[inner raven]

Dont mind me, fucking up a Willie

[restive barn]

also is the 7th snf day the release date

[torn steeple]

maybe

[restive barn]

can you not

[inner raven]

What do you mean?

[torn steeple]

fuck it, it releases now

[restive barn]

you know those announcements

[inner raven]

It's not the release date no, it's just showcasing what new features will be added into Early Access

[restive barn]

oh

[inner raven]

Just bringing the hype up essentially, keeping people in the loop of the WiP

[shell bronze]

not a bad clip but why take long on mace user

[inner raven]

Wanted to play around

and I'm still shit remember?

[shell bronze]

fair enough

[inner raven]

@shell bronze this is better

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429333597667459132/7284581.MP4?ex=68f5c225&is=68f470a5&hm=4e2138c05a5c06ff62b5995d12abab034715dccfabd6be7e25c42f7fc8fafa08&

[shell bronze]

pg kill

[inner raven]

Let me do it better.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429338332311322674/3A01B21.MP4?ex=68f5c68e&is=68f4750e&hm=bbd165555196aa82f215aaf1e9841fd52fcfbcb0a773e4ed32ebb8b605ac6905&

[inner raven]

better? @shell bronze

[shell bronze]

good man

[inner raven]

Thank you kindly :)

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429332501167341689/2E91811.MP4?ex=68f5c11f&is=68f46f9f&hm=7fabc636f6d823b44df08a2f1de1582856a8ffaf8922aedeafb93d8f2b69599f&

[inner raven]

your sword control is insane

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429350629561733140/A0B7321.MP4?ex=68f5d202&is=68f48082&hm=391bcea53a151949f46539d82ac65e8b38ca876b8ca83e5beea6d96bc6ec4dae&

[shell bronze]

it takes plenty practice

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429279938363527189/4F70721.MP4?ex=68f638ec&is=68f4e76c&hm=426ef6aba5d5d8c5d7cc0d1d6880364e56f8965428765649be3f8eb568991f56&

[inner raven]

oh damn

I can't tell if it's too high or not

I play on 600dpi

[vapid hull]

I love uncited statements

[grim grail]

for some reason i'm incredibly accurate with glaives

[torn steeple]

its real

[shell bronze]

willie sucks at throwing kiriages

but everything else is fair game

[sand herald]

@restive barn gun clip approaching

Lmao

I'd have to fine-tune the positioning of the spawned in bullet so I don't have to aim the gun so high, but I really liked how it turned out

[vapid hull]

Ea is… CANCELED !!

[mental kelp]

My willie don’t like people laughing

he gets the funny idea you’re laughing at him

[restive barn]

you... figured out how to make the gun shoot???

[wheat leaf]

Good morning willies

[restive barn]

wow i need the code to play for myself lmao

[sand herald]

The entire clip was really lucky, I think it was my second take

[solid lichen]

how

[humble iris]

witch craft

[sand herald]

I happened to position the gun just right so that when the bullet (which is a buckler shield I scaled down to be super small) spawned, it ended up colliding with the gun which made the sparks fly which was a super super nice touch

[solid lichen]

can someone send me the gun mod

[restive barn]

is it the standard trainer projectile or did you figure out how to make the projectile go to the gun

[sand herald]

It's more like I positioned the gun just right so that the projectile looks like it's coming from the gun, but this can be done with the standard trainer projectile too

[wheat leaf]

Pret sure they still discussing how to even make it work dude

[restive barn]

ohhh okay

[solid lichen]

when i download the trainer mod on my 0.4 and 0.3 builds nothing happens

[restive barn]

personally i like a dagger scale 0.2 to be the projectile

[solid lichen]

i even used the manual version and never worked

[humble iris]

the latest build of halfsword is 0.5

[solid lichen]

oh yeah

[sand herald]

Fair, I used a buckler and scaled it down to 0.1

[limpid widget]

a smaller spear would likely work the best ngl

scaled down

[still hamlet]

keep getting the fatal error aftrer like 10 min of play, would turning down my gore setting help?

[limpid widget]

what do you think

[solid lichen]

can you toggle the trainer mod

[restive barn]

yes

[solid lichen]

how

[restive barn]

go to the installer and turn it off in advanced settings

[solid lichen]

no like toggled in game

like enhcnaer

[restive barn]

no

[limpid widget]

g

what do you think of making a scaled down spear

a projectile

[restive barn]

too long

[limpid widget]

what abt one of those shorter candlesticks

[solid lichen]

mouse wheel click doesnt work for shooting

[sand herald]

@restive barn the spiked gauntlets you made go kinda crazy

[limpid widget]

wait anybody got a gun mod for me to download

[solid lichen]

oh nvm

[violet shale]

why does the game crash at the very last level? it's preventing me from completing the last challenge

[restive barn]

ikr

[humble iris]

turn off all blood

[restive barn]

if you do a punch barrage wit them they do messy shit

[restive barn]

wrong direction

[violet shale]

thx

[shell hedge]

Will the Itch.io version get an update?

[humble iris]

no 😭

[azure mirage]

no demo updates
early access release soon

[shell hedge]

Thx ;-;

[solid lichen]

Soon = tommorow

[azure mirage]

no

[trail pivot]

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 after SteamFest is over unless it gets delayed. No official date known

this guy got injected with hopium

[solid lichen]

yes

[solid lichen]

it is q4 and steamfest end tommrow

[azure mirage]

hopium addict

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-21364892

[inland anchor]

how do I get a lightsaber

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-idk-really-gif-11611432075508357589

leaks in 1 hour and 5 mins

[humble iris]

great things happen in 1 hour and 4 minutes

[stray portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ありがとう-有難う-感謝-嬉しい-幸せ-gif-15781789

[solid lichen]

massive things happen in 1 hour and 4 minutes

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[azure mirage]

mods

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1425608997867884614/attachment-34.gif

[solid lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-reaction-try-not-to-laugh-bruh-speed-gif-15909423665204532371

[solid lichen]

itchio half sword is smoother than 0.5 half sword

game crashes after i changed trainer mod keybinds then changed it back

[restive barn]

in 59 minutes something massive willhappen

[humble iris]

58

[dark folio]

In 58 minutes something minor will happen

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/that-one-friend-who-doesnt-like-anything-gif-16745828165917532030

[dark folio]

Maybe

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-gif-8186289540822491593

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[wheat leaf]

More like 57 idiots

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-rabbit-alice-gif-9929725

[solid lichen]

tick tick tick

[humble iris]

57 minutes

until slowmode appears

[dark folio]

More like 56 sword boys

[restive barn]

56... Tick tock...

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-rabbit-alice-gif-9929725

[wheat leaf]

Tik tok?

[azure mirage]

add 11

[humble iris]

tiktok 🤤

doom scroll.... 🤤

[azure mirage]

tick tock as in a clock

[solid lichen]

😹 SixtySeven

[dark folio]

My favourite activity

[azure mirage]

doomscroller

[solid lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowmeat-funny-laugh-gif-3834932356741800396

[wheat leaf]

Nah tik tok as in my favourite dopamine supplement 🤤

[restive barn]

55... Tick tock...

[wheat leaf]

Yall ain’t neva seen the icon appear after doomscrolling and it shows

[solid lichen]

waht is the funnest chrome334 wepaon pack

[restive barn]

ill skip the next few minutes

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-clock-allice-in-wonderland-time-is-ticking-jgmm-gif-3654277279197232965

[restive barn]

4

[wheat leaf]

Prob like the one with the weapons

[inner crow]

i wonder how fast cracks will appear after releaase...

[vital perch]

the left one

[restive barn]

get it

[solid lichen]

crack

[restive barn]

cuz none of them are fun

[humble iris]

lie. ...

[vital perch]

crack update

[humble iris]

opium update

[restive barn]

54... Tick tock...

[humble iris]

Hmmm

[solid lichen]

the funnest one is bitterealative 123 weapon pack

[wheat leaf]

I was just wondering when it’d come around

[solid lichen]

digh

dih

update

🔥

Dih update 🔥 Dih update 🔥

[humble iris]

Give opium to China update as England When?

[solid lichen]

Dih update 🔥 Dih update 🔥 Dih update 🔥 Dih update 🔥 Dih update 🔥

[wheat leaf]

Chrome did you you make vicious weapons or was that someone else

[restive barn]

53... Tick tock...

[restive barn]

no that was bitter relative

[vital perch]

aint no way

[solid lichen]

@restive barn let me test weapon pack 4

[restive barn]

i made the weapon pack titled "chrome334's weapon pack"

[restive barn]

alr bet

[wheat leaf]

Ohhh word

[restive barn]

dms

[humble iris]

haha

[solid lichen]

yay

[humble iris]

do not trust chrome

hes sending you malware as we speak

[wheat leaf]

Yer pack got weapons or nah?

[humble iris]

malicious material

[vital perch]

use opera instead

[humble iris]

yeah!!!

[vital perch]

[humble iris]

@restive barn your outdated

[solid lichen]

?

[humble iris]

opera334

[solid lichen]

opera is chinese spyware

[vital perch]

firefox*

[solid lichen]

dont diss firefox

[wheat leaf]

This is modern internet, it’s ALL spyware

[humble iris]

who uses firefox bro 😭

[vital perch]

i said use firefox instead

[vital perch]

i do , deal with it

[wheat leaf]

Last time I saw Firefox was like a 2015 school computer

[restive barn]

bitter relative is outdated

hes like 30

[humble iris]

😱

[wheat leaf]

ROSTED🔥 🔥 🔥

[restive barn]

50... Tick tock...

[wheat leaf]

That feeling when you remember mom ages

[azure mirage]

rosted 😭

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-rabbit-alice-gif-9929725

[vital perch]

😔 i remember asking for her age like 7 years ago , she's 37 rn

[wheat leaf]

Dam she young as hell what’s her number rq

[humble iris]

37

only

what

[azure mirage]

how old are you @vital perch

[vital perch]

16

[humble iris]

ok THAT is wild

[restive barn]

oh i forgot

[azure mirage]

oh ok

[restive barn]

49... Tick tock...

[vital perch]

let's just say my mom didn't have a very nice husband

[restive barn]

48... Tick tock...

[wheat leaf]

I take back what I said abt her number I can’t diss a mom for real

[vital perch]

its fine

[restive barn]

47... Tick tock...

[vital perch]

bro will keep the chat alive for the next hour

[wheat leaf]

my mom had a pretty bad partner too, me and my brothers almost killed him one time when i was like 10

[restive barn]

yes i will

[vital perch]

oof , thats terrible

[wheat leaf]

ANYWAY UHHHH tick tock amiright chat

[restive barn]

46... Tick tock...

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-engineer-gif-26567122

tick tock

shiny like a wristwatch

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/bfb-bfdi-gif-26433393

[solid lichen]

we all 45 and jobless right?

[solid lichen]

???

[vital perch]

right?

[restive barn]

45... Tick tock...

i just realised its 45 and not 55

[keen coral]

i’m fully convinced the commoner boss is the second hardest boss in the game

[wheat leaf]

dat the sword one or the axe one

[vital perch]

bait him to attack then slice at his neck

[humble iris]

lightwork boss 🥱

[keen coral]

he has 3 big attacks

[vital perch]

get good/lucky

[keen coral]

and you get bisected if you get touched by his sword

[restive barn]

44... Tick tock...

[keen coral]

i know 😪😪

[vital perch]

good luck

[keen coral]

thanks blud

[restive barn]

Tick tock Wonderbeast...

[wheat leaf]

chrome are your weapon packs on Nexus im tryna run them rq

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-rabbit-alice-gif-9929725

[humble iris]

If you miss a single minute your fired Hmmm

[restive barn]

bet

[solid lichen]

the darksaber hella tuff

[restive barn]

ty

[wheat leaf]

you think THATS tough wait until you see... freddy... freddy fivebear

[restive barn]

43... Tick tock...

42... Tick tock...

[restive barn]

yes

[wheat leaf]

i just found them i was focusing on the creator name trying to find 'chrome'

[restive barn]

41... Tick tock...

[solid lichen]

OMG

[wheat leaf]

what a fool i am i shouldve been looking for EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the whole time

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/did-unc-snap-unc-snap-pluggnb-pluggn-raper-gif-10567216136899552110

[solid lichen]

WEPAON PACK 4 HAS WORKING FLINTLOCK

[restive barn]

no com

[wheat leaf]

called a flintknock idoit

[restive barn]

40... Tick tock...

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-rabbit-alice-gif-9929725

[humble iris]

hmm you missed how much minutes

oh you didnt miss any

im blind

[restive barn]

lmao

39... Tick tock...

[cursive fjord]

Slapping my belly while waiting for the day 7 announcement...

[restive barn]

tf

[wheat leaf]

fml i got NO idea where i put the OVRDTH folder, gonna have chrome weapons by the time hes done counting

[humble iris]

wait i forgot

[dark folio]

@mild yarrow streak

[humble iris]

is this the last leak

or is it tomorrow

[wheat leaf]

we just gotta wait and see ig

[dark folio]

38 minutes until joy

[restive barn]

38... Tick tock...

im faster

[solid lichen]

Im so gassy...

[dark folio]

Nuh uh

[solid lichen]

pooled saves

[dark folio]

What

[cursive fjord]

Elite ball knowledge obtained

[restive barn]

Clock strikes 12.

Midnight arrives.

[solid lichen]

midnight arrives

[restive barn]

37... Tick tock...

[humble iris]

17

[restive barn]

yaeh im kinda slow

[solid lichen]

Ngl i had higher hopes for the pan of destructive doom

[wheat leaf]

clock strikes 12, but my glock strikes 12 cause 9+1+1 equals 12

[restive barn]

LMAO

36... Tick tock...