is so peak
#halfsword-chat-⚔
bleak hollow
hard thunder
Halfsword rapidly trying to figure out the physical implications of me stomping on willies skull with my metal boots like a armored secretary bird
shell bronze
boreal path
hard thunder
Very fun 😌
hard thunder
Yknow onetime i spent 10 minutes stuck with another knight because both of our poleaxe/hammer things got tangled up and niether of us could extract our weapon
It was a mix of arm. Giant fucking pole. And spinning
river girder
we're all adults here. surely.
hard thunder
I didnt have sex with my fellow knight
river girder
two hot and heavy willies, poles tangled up
ivory spruce
we're all adults here. surely.
are we now
celest river
was there an age minimum on this server besides the discord requirement?
shell bronze
no and i wish there was
naive holly
Halfsword rapidly trying to figure out the physical implications of me stomping ...
you were right theyre not all modular. Polearms all have multiple presets which seem to mainly just be length and head
shell bronze
get rid of everyone below the age of 18
boreal path
no and i wish there was
shell bronze
best server experience ever
celest river
get rid of everyone below the age of 18
why though
hard thunder
Yknow i found the...idk alpha on itchio
And i think the fact it has organs and head explosions cool
hard thunder
And i think the fact it has organs and head explosions cool
Like if i bisect a lad on itch halfsword his intestines come out
celest river
maces, daggers, arming/long/greatswords are modular RNG
I wish they had hidden blade
naive holly
I wish they had hidden blade
would be cool
shell bronze
a little toying around
boreal path
I wish they had hidden blade
they went out of fashion around the late 1300s or so
hard thunder
Something i only know exists because of a blade and sorcery mod
celest river
Something i only know exists because of a blade and sorcery mod
really?
hard thunder
Removable pommel. Just fucking chuck it at aomeones face
naive holly
they went out of fashion around the late 1300s or so
wait they were real TIL
im thinking AC hdden blade tho
are we on the same page
celest river
im thinking AC hdden blade tho
some small middle eastern group against the templar knights i think
hard thunder
Removable pommel. Just fucking chuck it at aomeones face
Surprise metal ball (kinda)
mental kelp
wait they were real TIL
The templars control everything right now
naive holly
some small middle eastern group against the templar knights i think
i mean the assassins were real just suped tf up for the games
a recent wikipedia binge i went on
boreal path
wait they were real TIL
hard thunder
Blade and sorcery is cool as a vr halfsword eqivulanet for physics based medieval combat
shell bronze
boreal path
not exactly hidden but yknow
later on they did it more to the elbows and knees than hands
hard thunder
Blade and sorcery is cool as a vr halfsword eqivulanet for physics based medieva...
But the enemies having premade animations when you dont makes a weird combination
celest river
i mean the assassins were real just suped tf up for the games
the most juiced up protag of the series was eivor
wdym you pacified the entirety of england??
hard thunder
later on they did it more to the elbows and knees than hands
The knee to the balls of doom
boreal path
The knee to the balls of doom
yep
it makes more sense for them to not be on the hand
celest river
who does the sfx for the choking noises
boreal path
there’s a lot of cases where the clearance of your knuckles can interfere with grappling and stuff
celest river
cuz dayumm
shell bronze
hard thunder
it makes more sense for them to not be on the hand
bends hand slightly like a normal person "oh shit it appears ive slit my wrist...huh guess ill die"
celest river
one thing i have also noticed in this game and idk if its actually able to be fixed is
when holding onto detached limbs you'll just hold a part that is literally not there
celest river
what do you use to clip?
humble bloom
who does the sfx for the choking noises
idk
hard thunder
later on they did it more to the elbows and knees than hands
If only whatever that wrestling move where you jump onto them elbow first was a thing in those times
celest river
guy
hard thunder
Or shit maybe it was idk
shell bronze
what do you use to clip?
steam
boreal path
If only whatever that wrestling move where you jump onto them elbow first was a ...
i mean if your pommel or blade gets grabbed then you’ll usually have a good opportunity for an elbow
boreal path
f13
river girder
i only know f12 to capture
pop open your steam settings in the top left, configure it right beneath controller settings
hard thunder
i mean if your pommel or blade gets grabbed then you’ll usually have a good oppo...
What if someone grabbed my blade and i just like. Yanked it back trying to make them stumble their face into the blade. Thats probably really dumb but it sounds like it could work
celest river
pop open your steam settings in the top left, configure it right beneath control...
controller?
have i been using a worse version of the controls this whole time
celest river
shadow moses?
what
boreal path
What if someone grabbed my blade and i just like. Yanked it back trying to make ...
you’ll just kind of tug their arm
river girder
BUT ALSO YES you can play halfsword with a controller but thats sidetracking
shell bronze
hard thunder
you’ll just kind of tug their arm
I mean i could see that working
Make em fall over or lose balance or whatever
somber geyser
sudden ravine
somber geyser
OUT MAN WITH MY NAME
boreal path
Make em fall over or lose balance or whatever
you would have to be tugging to the point that you would lose balance before they would
sudden ravine
OUT MAN WITH MY NAME
huh
shell bronze
sudden ravine
its my name too 😔
somber geyser
its my name too 😔
Lmao
hard thunder
you would have to be tugging to the point that you would lose balance before the...
Man my cool sounding ideas always suck ass😭
naive holly
I mean i could see that working
Congrats on becoming red
naive holly
Send all the pictures you want
somber geyser
we both scared of woman
FRRR
somber geyser
we both scared of woman
Twin
shell bronze
hard thunder
sudden ravine
twinning fr
somber geyser
Fr fr
shell bronze
boreal path
Man my cool sounding ideas always suck ass😭
keep having them until they don’t twin
reef vector
mod?
hard thunder
Stop me if this is also dumb. But what if you like, blocked a overhead and slid your sword down into a swing
That sounds like itd look cool
reef vector
bro I just figured you can knock yourself out this is fucking hilarious
boreal path
Stop me if this is also dumb. But what if you like, blocked a overhead and slid ...
how are you blocking
shell bronze
its too strong
is there a problem
reef vector
ahhhh the clip spam
what?
humble iris
Stop me if this is also dumb. But what if you like, blocked a overhead and slid ...
this is a real technique
boreal path
somebody tomorrow remind me to clean my sword tomorrow
faint crater
is there a problem
i got a problem that only you can fix. send more god damnit
humble iris
Winden
shell bronze
i got a problem that only you can fix. send more god damnit
good man
boreal path
Winden
stinky stinky
hatred hatred
fight like a real man and break contact with the sword..
shell bronze
more clips coming for the night
humble iris
fight like a real man and break contact with the sword..
🥱
shell bronze
long form clip
faint crater
also, on a side note I got to see some pretty darn sweet cars today. saw and heard a beautiful 240sx with nice fitment, and a cool gti on bbs
he is truly taking a beating
shell bronze
also, on a side note I got to see some pretty darn sweet cars today. saw and hea...
good stuff
boreal path
shell bronze
i was cutting up with a c8 corvette on the way to my favorite diner
faint crater
sweet!
shell bronze
got jumpscared by a loadout nearly identical to mine
faint crater
i saw a c7 with a young driver today and he dumped the clutch for me :D
shell bronze
i'm thinking of redoing the wheels on my bmw and adding wheel spacers for better fitment
boreal path
got jumpscared by a loadout nearly identical to mine
what do you mean
do you own those clothes in real life or something
faint crater
💔
faint crater
i'm thinking of redoing the wheels on my bmw and adding wheel spacers for better...
sounds like a good plan
hexed moat
BRUH
shell bronze
do you own those clothes in real life or something
faint crater
Clueless the type of guy to dress up like his video game player
I was gonna say my bad and apologize but i'm standing on business
shell bronze
this is my fit
robust thicket
Can we have game now :,)
faint crater
cause i never have seen the front part
sam are we deadass rn or are we being extra goofy
goofy gooba over here
shell bronze
you guys are actually playing with me rn
boreal path
sam are we deadass rn or are we being extra goofy
i was being deadass
was i wrong a second time
it confused me because he just changed loadout and i didn’t know what else he meant by “my loadout” other than the previous one or something in real life
frigid tendon
fuck you @boreal path
wild radish
i figured it out
faint crater
he always wears that red goofy ahh with the long ass hat thing
shell bronze
wild radish
shell bronze
boreal path
neat crow
a little toying around
sittin here imagining what your clips are gonna look like in the EA
faint crater
im washed my riposte strikes dont have enough verticality
ignore the crappy eurobeat btw
shell bronze
faint crater
awww he fell into your arms
boreal path
im washed my riposte strikes dont have enough verticality
willie too often slips into a middle strike
it’s really hard not to do and it’s annoying
shell bronze
let it flow better
faint crater
been birding all day
yeah ik im washed as hell hasvent played in a good 4 days or smth
boreal path
i can’t wait for sword control to be refined
shell bronze
sword control isn't bad for me rn
needs zwerch and some more non-arm usage
i wanna do waki kamae and stronger kirage
rn willie doesn't know shit about swinging his sword from below
tulip geyser
what do you guys use for your clips
boreal path
sword control isn't bad for me rn
i feel like to play better in half sword i have to distance myself more from real life thinking
everything is ultimately pretty floaty
shell bronze
fuckass physics jank ruining my aura
shell bronze
i feel like to play better in half sword i have to distance myself more from rea...
that's been my mindset since day one
it's a video game ultimately so you learn/play it like a game and what's best given the game's handling and AI
boreal path
autoparry for one is despicable, but also a lot of positions just don’t naturally move from one to another, like a normal cut in this game is genuinely hard to align
shell bronze
then apply IRL techniques to fortify
john longsword keeps giving me earfuls about my unrealistic static parries and crouch blocks
i play it like a game before i play it like a sim
boreal path
autoparry for one is despicable, but also a lot of positions just don’t naturall...
willie likes to throw the hilt around instead of the point so a bunch of sword maneuvers just don’t work like they should because he’s focused on moving the wrong thing
shell bronze
shell bronze
willie likes to throw the hilt around instead of the point so a bunch of sword m...
willie has zero point control
boreal path
using alt to strike is the only way i can really get good strong cuts that don’t feel like i got lucky making them
shell bronze
he limp wrists with noodle arms and does not rotate his body as much as he should
i personally learned to make the best of his limited biomechanics to make for cool clips
boreal path
i figured out you can move just like him if you hold and use your sword with the literal bare minimum muscle activation
it’s very funny
shell bronze
the lack of realism and dull AI allows me to do very stylish clips
shell bronze
i figured out you can move just like him if you hold and use your sword with the...
do not use back or hips
hold your sword loosely
free willie gameplay
boreal path
have you used alt to strike before ?
naive holly
Yall discuss your technical prowess while I Skywalker this hoe
boreal path
sometimes i feel like something like it should be the default attacking method and you should hold a button for the finer controls and binding
naive holly
Tyvm and goodnight
shell bronze
have you used alt to strike before ?
lowkey it sux
my control over the blade is precise enough to not need alt for anything
boreal path
lowkey it sux
it doesn’t suck if you practice with it a lot and it lends itself to more natural parrying because willie actually keeps his wrists steady
plus it deletes autoparry..
shell bronze
alt
naive holly
Tapping alt situationally 🤤
boreal path
i don’t have to fight my own character to hold my sword in one place and i can keep it within a predictable axis instead of willie’s hands fucking off from this world and deciding to forget about edge alignment
shell bronze
vs me
boreal path
and you can actually hold binds with it (if the ai lets you.. which he usually doesn’t because he’s obsessed with just swinging)
boreal path
alt
i mean from side to side
i even use it for diagonal cuts now too, in a very weird way
shell bronze
side to side i don't even know how that would work
let me try swinging my sword like willie in my room for a bit rq
wild radish
let me try swigning my willie like sword in my room for a bit rq
boreal path
side to side i don't even know how that would work
hold alt on one side like you’re about to thrust, swing left or right and let go of alt, and then hold alt again immediately to return and follow through to the other hip
here’s me also using it for a diagonal cut
limpid anchor
How does one block without getting your hands slashed to bits
shell bronze
here’s me also using it for a diagonal cut
nah i can't see myself doing that
boreal path
How does one block without getting your hands slashed to bits
stay far away and bat the blade away before he even decides to swing it
shell bronze
How does one block without getting your hands slashed to bits
be me
boreal path
nah i can't see myself doing that
it’s relatively a lot of inputs but it has good and reliable results
i love it
hand switching and using alt is my jam
wild radish
How does one block without getting your hands slashed to bits
block with the blade not the handle
naive holly
How does one block without getting your hands slashed to bits
Realistically yeah set yourself up preemptively to put your blade between yall. Gotta be quick but not excessively eager
Easier said than done fr I struggle to do it unless I lock tf in
faint crater
rn willie doesn't know shit about swinging his sword from below
imagine if we could have full control on how our willie twisted his body in conjunction with his hand's direction and pivot
idk if pivot is the right word
boreal path
rn willie doesn't know shit about swinging his sword from below
the only way i can manage to do it with proper edge alignment is no joke like a four step process
wild radish
remove WASD make the sword drag us around when we thrust it in a direction
boreal path
i have to do a hand switch and a crazy 8 maneuver with the mouse
boreal path
remove WASD make the sword drag us around when we thrust it in a direction
no joke this is pretty much what you’re taught to do in longsword fighting
celest spire
Is split screen available in EA? I really don't know
boreal path
no joke this is pretty much what you’re taught to do in longsword fighting
you have to swing the sword and instead of stepping with it or before it, you just kind of relax your leg and let the power of the swing carry over to your core and your legs auto balance themselves
vocal bough
ivory spruce
multiplayer isnt out yet
will most likely have local split screen in EA
which releases in 2 months
shell bronze
imagine if we could have full control on how our willie twisted his body in conj...
would be sick
shell bronze
the only way i can manage to do it with proper edge alignment is no joke like a ...
lmao
i just swipe up
faint crater
i wanna twist my willie character around
shell bronze
if it doesn't align then rip
faint crater
would go crazy
naive holly
Splitscreen soon no online
ivory spruce
i guess yeah
restive barn
hi chat
naive holly
CHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
shell bronze
@limpid anchor you gotta read the ai and learn the different ways you can insert yourself into/interrupt their moves
limpid anchor
I’d rather have VR than multiplayer ngl
ivory spruce
that we know of
they did say they would try working on it after EA
splitscreen is all we have so far
naive holly
they did say they would try working on it after EA
I mean, after the game is feature complete. Past EA.
runic lynx
Agreed ed
boreal path
if it doesn't align then rip
chad “if it aligns it aligns” vs soy stances and plays
ivory spruce
true i think it would have wonderful potential
limpid anchor
<@427946366292066315> you gotta read the ai and learn the different ways you can...
On commoner tier whenever I swing my sword to block it’s either way too fast or it barely moves.
naive holly
shell bronze
On commoner tier whenever I swing my sword to block it’s either way too fast or ...
do you have mouse acceleration
ivory spruce
limpid anchor
do you have mouse acceleration
Wdym
shell bronze
chad “if it aligns it aligns” vs soy stances and plays
mfs will do anything just to throw an unterhau
naive holly
mfs will do anything just to throw an unterhau
Did someone say
ivory spruce
true
shell bronze
Wdym
if the speed doesn't feel consistent your sensitivity is either too high or there's mouse acceleration
restive barn
mfs will do anything just to throw an unterhau
fr
shell bronze
Did someone say
what no neck protection does to a mf
restive barn
i HATE parrying low
shell bronze
ivory spruce
2
shell bronze
lma
naive holly
what no neck protection does to a mf
Also what no neck protection does to me
Also this shit felt like the star wars mustafar fight for a second before I biffed it.
shell bronze
Also what no neck protection does to ***me***
Also this shit felt like the star...
yowch
ivory spruce
48
shell bronze
personally with that kind of armor and sword i wouldn't have been touched like that
your unnecessary usage of iaido sir @naive holly
naive holly
personally with that kind of armor and sword i wouldn't have been touched like t...
What clueless says:
"personally with that kind of armor and sword i wouldn't have been touched like that"
What clueless means:
shell bronze
naive holly
your unnecessary usage of iaido sir <@202615483361394689>
Now your shit wont play for ME of all people
I JUST WANNA WATCH
shell bronze
it knows what you seek and refuses to give you
naive holly
I seek the definition and demonstration of this wack ass kendo term
shell bronze
not even kendo 💔
naive holly
Welp
shell bronze
more iaido that you cannot watch
shell bronze
restive barn
naive holly
not even kendo 💔
Kenjutsu>Iaijutsu>iaido
Trying to educate myself on yalls martial nerdism
shell bronze
azure mirage
juso
naive holly
When I should be sleeping
shell bronze
Kenjutsu>Iaijutsu>iaido
Trying to educate myself on yalls martial nerdism
it all sucks
azure mirage
When I should be sleeping
like
shell bronze
go learn hema
azure mirage
now
naive holly
go learn hema
Me when white people
restive barn
go learn hema
then why u kendo
naive holly
And lord knows its gonna take me at least 30-60 to actually go down
Yes now
But but
azure mirage
but what
azure mirage
who cares dude
just go to sleep
that's not how you succeed in life my great friend
naive holly
DAMN danya I know u adopted me but I am getting scolded fr
azure mirage
he doesn't want to sleep because people in a public server talk
faint crater
get scolded damn
azure mirage
DAMN danya I know u adopted me but I am getting scolded fr
oh I didn't even realize you were one of my kids
I lost count after adopting @shell bronze
restive barn
oh I didn't even realize you were one of my kids
tf
naive holly
Lmfao
azure mirage
you change your profile too much
shell bronze
I lost count after adopting <@998946686170832977>
tf
naive holly
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WHAT
naive holly
she a bully tn
azure mirage
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WHAT
not really
restive barn
weapon
azure mirage
saw you change like 4 times
shell bronze
then why u kendo
because it's the hill i chose to die on
azure mirage
yeah
azure mirage
yeah
restive barn
wlapones
shell bronze
you will be removed from the server in 2 system minutes
naive holly
saw you change like 4 times
Cap I changed my pfp like 4 months agoto the pink Willie when I added loves stabbin and this is the first time since
Damn yall
azure mirage
exactly
naive holly
Gngn
naive holly
When did I become the target
naive holly
WHO EVEN ARE YOU 😭
azure mirage
the weapon of love
azure mirage
whats that
have you never heard of love before
azure mirage
https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401
oh my god
signal wedge
whats that
signal wedge
shell bronze
spent 3 resolve points for the disarm
restive barn
either that or it just might be time to release pack 4
azure mirage
six or seven times
azure mirage
timeout this man
restive barn
also tpot 20 released
azure mirage
why
signal wedge
I've seen some people say you got a nice pfp and relate it to music, what band is it?
azure mirage
tones that are deaf
signal wedge
Oh I see
azure mirage
adrenaline album
restive barn
guys what what
signal wedge
I dont think ive ever listened to deftones before
azure mirage
really
shell bronze
@restive barn is custom plancon possible
azure mirage
i listen to Deftones lmirl whenever im sad
azure mirage
<@1048770036954845204> is custom plancon possible
yeah
signal wedge
i listen to Deftones lmirl whenever im sad
oh are they a rainy sky sad boy type music
restive barn
it is likely
azure mirage
oh are they a rainy sky sad boy type music
no
not really
i don't think so, at least
yeah
signal wedge
I listen to Sabella Offical when I get sad you might like them Danya
faint crater
YYPE SHITTTT
restive barn
the bigger one
spikes are red and base is black?
azure mirage
I listen to Sabella Offical when I get sad you might like them Danya
I already listen to sabella
signal wedge
US
tulip geyser
what do you guys use to clip?
restive barn
blood of belmont is better
shell bronze
spikes are red and base is black?
yes
azure mirage
ummmmmmmmm steam clips too
faint crater
i use alt z its like nvidia or snrh
signal wedge
Haha I'm a metal head and a half, I honestly might like deftones and ive heard that other band you mentioned too they arent bad
faint crater
steam is great idek why i dont nust use steam
restive barn
yes
okay like the poleaxe black base isnt possible. but i think i can make red spikes
faint crater
Haha I'm a metal head and a half, I honestly might like deftones and ive heard t...
mmmmm do u like judas oreisat
prest
azure mirage
what music you in to
i usually listen anything though,,, there are my last 3 downloads
tulip geyser
ummmmmmmmm steam clips too
but like i gotta pre-fire the clip isnt it just recording then you trim it?
signal wedge
mmmmm do u like judas oreisat
Judas Priest is ok, I dont listen to them much
azure mirage
but like i gotta pre-fire the clip isnt it just recording then you trim it?
what
faint crater
i like animals as leaders
azure mirage
do u know how clips sork
signal wedge
Are you a Gojira fan?
azure mirage
u click whatever keybind ur clips r set to
and it clips the last 30-60 seconds
depends on ur settings
signal wedge
fair
azure mirage
u can set it for like 1 minute to 5 or 10 if you want
tulip geyser
ohhh didnt know steam had that thanks
faint crater
u click whatever keybind ur clips r set to
and it clips the last 30-60 seconds
i do 15 for halfsword lol
jazz
azure mirage
ohhh didnt know steam had that thanks
talking about steelseries
faint crater
jazz is so good
faint crater
i think thats why i like orog stuff so much
azure mirage
incredible
azure mirage
you deserve
shell bronze
okay like the poleaxe black base isnt possible. but i think i can make red spike...
ok
faint crater
i know im so oregnant knock me up!
azure mirage
azure mirage
LOL
faint crater
im reallt sleepy
faint crater
michigan
azure mirage
ugh
faint crater
go blue!
shell bronze
i know im so oregnant knock me up!
azure mirage
go bills
shell bronze
tf
faint crater
yes :D
worn spear
holy shit guys theyre adding crossbows i just noticed
azure mirage
holy shit guys theyre adding crossbows i just noticed
correct
faint crater
https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648
im gonna use the sleep meds as a scapegoat here
signal wedge
holy shit guys theyre adding crossbows i just noticed
internet explorer headass
worn spear
i hope
azure mirage
no hope
worn spear
what about hopes and dreams
signal wedge
I still have hopes and dreams
azure mirage
I still have hopes and dreams
not anymore
signal wedge
I hope and dream I dont wake up tommorow
azure mirage
that's not good
faint crater
why want to not wake up when you can instead play games and drink yummy drinks
azure mirage
you'll miss the next sneak peek if you don't wake up tomorrow 😿
shell bronze
i hope i wake up tomorrow because it's my day off and i like to daydrink
azure mirage
the fuck twin
azure mirage
i hope i wake up tomorrow because it's my day off and i like to daydrink
I hope I wake up tomorrow so I can keep playing tarkov and drink until I pass out again like today
faint crater
you'll miss the next sneak peek if you don't wake up tomorrow 😿
I HAVEN'T SEEN TODAY'S
azure mirage
I HAVEN'T SEEN TODAY'S
i haven't either
ivory spruce
I HAVEN'T SEEN TODAY'S
another map
worn spear
you'll miss the next sneak peek if you don't wake up tomorrow 😿
exactly bro
faint crater
oh no i missed the message that got deleted
worn spear
I HAVEN'T SEEN TODAY'S
barons hall or sum
azure mirage
oh no i missed the message that got deleted
which one
faint crater
there were muore that onve!!!
azure mirage
seal said "it's not the place to dump your feelings.... idk how this server is tho...." or something like rhat
faint crater
heh
azure mirage
on baby for real
faint crater
wha
faint crater
wait
worn spear
THEY ARE SLOWLY REPLACING WILLIE NO
azure mirage
THEY ARE SLOWLY REPLACING WILLIE NO
huh?
tulip geyser
wym willies getting replaced
azure mirage
i mean yeah
worn spear
in the cellar beneath the inn screenshots
ivory spruce
hes refering to the new player character models
worn spear
theres no willie
worn spear
hes refering to the new player character models
she
faint crater
ven
ivory spruce
my apologys
azure mirage
v-v-v-vencord
worn spear
my apologys
you fine
tulip geyser
ohhh well
azure mirage
discord is life...
azure mirage
i don
ivory spruce
would you rather have 1 or 2 dollars
faint crater
hmmm
azure mirage
yeah i'm going to bed yall dumb as hell
LO
shell bronze
ivory spruce
could i have context
azure mirage
red plancon
ivory spruce
ivory spruce
whats up with the size of people
shell bronze
big guy vs little man
ivory spruce
oh ok
azure mirage
big guy vs little man
clueless do you have Tuesday open
6:20 ur hour
i wanna fist fight someone
humongous
shell bronze
6:20 ur hour
morning or evening
azure mirage
morning or evening
6:20 pm
restive barn
@shell bronze is ts good enough
azure mirage
18:20 to be specific
shell bronze
i still work at that time
azure mirage
what day are you free?
shell bronze
also i don't think we'll be running hands i'm still recovering from friday night's fight club session
azure mirage
oh yeah that's fair
glad thunder
is there a way to rest the game after finisheing the demo
shell bronze
the wraps fell loose under the glove and my wrist lowkey hurts
neon edge
for some reason, I got addicted to this game
azure mirage
for some reason, I got addicted to this game
happens
neon edge
I delete it like I wont play it again but I end up reinstalling it
shell bronze
what day are you free?
try next sunday
neon edge
some mysterious connection I have
azure mirage
try next sunday
I can do Sunday, sure
glad thunder
thank you
restive barn
the wraps fell loose under the glove and my wrist lowkey hurts
is my plancon good enuf
shell bronze
is my plancon good enuf
my spikes........
restive barn
my spikes........
i cant add spikes cuz its not modular
shell bronze
azure mirage
i cant add spikes cuz its not modular
modular as in
what did i just eitness
mods ban this guy
neon edge
the game is confirmed to release at the end of the year?
restive barn
osv word order 😭
sterile pebble
it is q4 tho
sterile pebble
also iv turned blood off but still getting the fatel error
restive barn
is english your first language
neon edge
is there an expected price tag?
restive barn
how do you fail your main langauge
azure mirage
i speak 6 different languages and I speak english slightly better than him
azure mirage
english not me first language
i selled my wife for internet connection
shell bronze
i buying half sworde acess early
restive barn
i speak 6 different languages and I speak english slightly better than him
can you pronounce your uvular rs
azure mirage
can you pronounce your uvular rs
I'm mute
restive barn
is there an expected price tag?
10-30 dollars
azure mirage
idk what to tell you
azure mirage
can you pronounce the voiceless velar fricative
the what
shell bronze
is there an expected price tag?
pinned messages should cover a good deal of info
grave ocean
remove the pitchfork
shell bronze
sterile pebble
i buying half sworde acess early
how dose i buy early access i sell you my brother for it yes
azure mirage
how dose i buy early access i sell you my brother for it yes
Wahat
restive barn
azure mirage
foreigner
shell bronze
how dose i buy early access i sell you my brother for it yes
early access u sell? i Buy now how much you want for ??
sterile pebble
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037353832058998795/1369109399561568347/I...
so valid
sterile pebble
early access u sell? i Buy now how much you want for ??
20$ is 20$ and my knees arnt sore yet
azure mirage
early access u sell? i Buy now how much you want for ??
i know people who type like that whenever I used to sell my cs skins
shell bronze
20$ is 20$ and my knees arnt sore yet
ok be there
shell bronze
i know people who type like that whenever I used to sell my cs skins
part of the fun in dealing with ESL people
azure mirage
part of the fun in dealing with ESL people
hell yeah
shell bronze
i know i'm technically ESL but jesus
sterile pebble
fyi i beat mr gold man off and it counted as a win 🙂
azure mirage
fyi i beat mr gold man off and it counted as a win 🙂
yup :)
shell bronze
sorry only i get to discriminate
azure mirage
he fought against baron and won
I'm his personal translator
I hear the birds
it might be time
sterile pebble
🙂
azure mirage
LOL
sterile pebble
@fluid hill
restive barn
azure mirage
@fluid hill
shell bronze
harassment
azure mirage
yup
sterile pebble
@fluid hill cozz u asked about beating off the guy
azure mirage
I'm harassing you
azure mirage
<@877625656769413120> cozz u asked about beating off the guy
oh my gos
shell bronze
you'll be fine
azure mirage
he beat mr gold man yeah
sterile pebble
you must be fun at the partys i dont go to
azure mirage
I just cracked my finger
azure mirage
you must be fun at the partys i dont go to
yup
manic cradle
i cut his butt off
azure mirage
shit i would do with my wife
I'm old enough to be like
a ceo
not that old
in my 20s still
alright
i do not wish to keep this conversation
i shalt go
shy fossil
I believe this is my new cleanest strike
sand herald
icy tulip
can only leveled people post pics and clips?
restive barn
can only leveled people post pics and clips?
yeh
shy fossil
perhaps
icy tulip
damn i got a really funny clip
sand herald
icy tulip
clean
sudden ravine
restive barn
another lvl 1 person got banned?
restive barn
thats like the 4th time this has happened this week
soft osprey
another lvl 1 person got banned?
shy fossil
icy tulip
these a way cooler then mine lol i just flail around
sand herald
shell bronze
another lvl 1 person got banned?
killed
shy fossil
executed
shell bronze
i told you we love mod abuse here
mcwonder protects us from the consequences so we can continue to threaten and extort members
sand herald
sudden ravine
tulip geyser
holy shit
sudden ravine
sand herald
Had to crop this combo clip a little bit better
torn steeple
57 hours in voice chat damn
sharp sky
raw gulch
I broke some guys arm, another's man leg but why I cant crush this poor fella his neck?
sudden ravine
candid walrus
What type of stab is that? Double click? Alt stab? Or simply just, drag up?
shell bronze
What type of stab is that? Double click? Alt stab? Or simply just, drag up?
drag up
willie extends his arms out all the way for strikes so if you drag up a certain way it can be a stab
sudden ravine
reef vector
some guy decapitated me with a knife when I was a veteran once
shy fossil
What type of stab is that? Double click? Alt stab? Or simply just, drag up?
Yuh, Clueless is right, it was just a drag up. I actually intended to try and deflect his blow, but ended up stabbing him by accident.
thorny stratus
Yuh, Clueless is right, it was just a drag up. I actually intended to try and de...
A Willie never stabs by accident, he fails precisely as he means to
shy fossil
candid walrus
Yuh, Clueless is right, it was just a drag up. I actually intended to try and de...
Ahh that’s cool. Find it easier to do with polearms from the side too, since they’re longer and not that prone to changing guard up there.
maiden tartan
how do i check my rank??
misty basin
how do i check my rank??
shell bronze
Yuh, Clueless is right, it was just a drag up. I actually intended to try and de...
there are no accidents if the other guy dies
hoary mauve
is there anyway to make it so they dont immediatly give up? like in the demo where they could lose a leg and keep trying to fight
exotic parcel
is there anyway to make it so they dont immediatly give up? like in the demo whe...
Move damage slider to the left
hoary mauve
Move damage slider to the left
ok
unique drum
does your progress save?
ivory spruce
does your progress save?
yes
lofty solar
uhm, am i supposed to be able to play against nons as a knight?
ivory spruce
uhm, am i supposed to be able to play against nons as a knight?
yes if your on brave stand
ivory spruce
does it display any other modes when given the option to select a fight?
lofty solar
does it display any other modes when given the option to select a fight?
yes, i can also do carnage against nons XD
so yeah
lean falcon
wtf is the huge knight wearing gold
lean falcon
right
lofty solar
but it's only sometimes
lean falcon
but i selected to be a commoner
aw hell nah
do i get anything for killing him ?
as im already max rank
- the one after knight, which i think is baron
but i have nowhere near the armour he does
ivory spruce
yes
lean falcon
ah
might have to kill him then
im assumign best class to use is knight
with a hammer or smn
ivory spruce
its hard to explain what happens when you fight him but once you do i recomend using a placon or a long range blunt weapon
lean falcon
alr
sterile pebble
na just do it nacked and punch him in the head a million times
ivory spruce
like you died as baron?
lean falcon
died as knight to baron
after unlocking the poorly armoured baron
and final challenge
sterile pebble
when u turn in the purple guy u basicly have to start from zero and battle royal your way to the gold guy
looting the corpes of the people you kill
lean falcon
yeah but i tried to just fight gold guy
like went as knight and press grete champion
but i died now ive been deranked
sterile pebble
im not sure i understand but like once u get the the guntlet chalange death is fine but if you havent started that then if u die u have to start again
lean falcon
wait i quit now im baron again
wait so do i have to do the final challenge or can i just do "grete champion"
cuz grete champ makes me fight him
sterile pebble
is that the gold guy ?
sterile pebble
idk sorry
lean falcon
okay there we go
alr this is what i mean
oh wait no img perms
so if i click to be knight instead of baron
then press play
it offers to fight grete champion
and that takes me straight to gold guy
cold quail
okay so i came back to this game after a little while and i swear im tripping over nothing more
like my character just falls or slows down for no reason
i have like 30+ hours and only now really noticing this
or the sprint feels unresponsive
lean falcon
real
sudden ravine
does anyone have that half sword gif where willies eyes are popping out of his head
clever laurel
How is everyone doing today
regal iron
How many hours do y'all have in half sword
clever laurel
How many hours do y'all have in half sword
bitter ice
how in the hell did i do this to willie
bleak fog
Why do my swings feel weak as heck
noble prawn
when is the next update?
bitter ice
when is the next update?
no one knows i dont think they even told us a release date
stark topaz
when is the game releasing
torn steeple
good things are happening in 5 hours and 27 minutes
stark topaz
wat
torn steeple
you will see..........
vital perch
when is the game releasing
this year
stark topaz
bro why so mysterious ahh writing just tell
rough reef
Yo whats up with all the crashes, like in the ultimate challenge i cannot get past after like the last wave because the game just decides to give me an unreal engine error and fucking crashes on me
vital perch
i'm gonna guess late november-early december
vital perch
Yo whats up with all the crashes, like in the ultimate challenge i cannot get pa...
disable blood completely
its the main cause of crashes
vital perch
yw
torn steeple
bro why so mysterious ahh writing just tell
new announcment
rough reef
also is there a date already for the full release?
torn steeple
new announcment
vital perch
also is there a date already for the full release?
this year apparently
clever laurel
when is the game releasing
I think they talk about it a bit in #faq
rough reef
this year apparently
nice
rough reef
like i said , i'm gonna guess they release it late nov - early dec
gotcha
lethal sequoia
hello fellas
hard thunder
this is a real technique
😌 i win
sudden ravine
How many hours do y'all have in half sword
stark topaz
omaygad
rough reef
damn bro
stark topaz
very much hour
stark topaz
me have 54
torn steeple
i have 98
stark topaz
it would be so good if you could 1v1 other players
sudden ravine
you can in ea
stark topaz
wat how
pale gyro
fuck you no life
sudden ravine
oh nah
stark topaz
oooo
pale gyro
ever heard of a job
sudden ravine
my twin
stark topaz
are you mod
sudden ravine
are you mod
nah
reef vector
280 hours is nothing
pale gyro
280 hours is nothing
yeah he buns as well😭😭😭
reef vector
demo has been out for how long?
sudden ravine
will there ne character cust
yea
stark topaz
oooo
reef vector
yeah he buns as well😭😭😭
I don't care
sudden ravine
you can customize your gear aswell
pale gyro
you can customize your gear aswell
you aint mod vro😭😭
sudden ravine
get off my dih twin
stark topaz
why so toxic
pale gyro
im on a call with him rn
ion even know u
sudden ravine
bros not slick
stark topaz
the npcs should not give up easily
sudden ravine
in early access theyll probably have better ai
sudden ravine
yea
vital perch
yay i'm untimed
clever laurel
early access will have steam remote play
what is remote play
vital perch
chat mordhau is free to play for a few days
sudden ravine
what is remote play
like if one person buys the game the other person can play on that persons computer
like share it
clever laurel
like if one person buys the game the other person can play on that persons compu...
Ok
dark folio
yay i'm untimed
What did you do
dark folio
chat mordhau is free to play for a few days
Lies
vital perch
What did you do
i saw mordhau is free to play for a bit , got excited and forwarded the message
dark folio
i saw mordhau is free to play for a bit , got excited and forwarded the message
Alright
vital perch
its dirt cheap tho
hallow sundial
Is halvesword still releasing in 2025?
sudden ravine
Is halvesword still releasing in 2025?
just ea
hallow sundial
Wdym
sudden ravine
only early access will release this year
hallow sundial
Oh
sudden ravine
full release will be some time later
hallow sundial
Still very happy
hallow sundial
Is online gonna be in ea?
sudden ravine
read the pins
clever laurel
oh i see
I thought so too for a bit and then looked again for me it has that there on steam
sudden ravine
clever laurel
whats your peoples tactic for the "beggar"
clever laurel
crescent kick
whats crescent kick
restive barn
whats crescent kick
kick, then flick mouse right, then flick mouse left
regal iron
whats your peoples tactic for the "beggar"
Grab willie's hand and them left hook the fuck out of him
suprisingly effective
clever laurel
kick, then flick mouse right, then flick mouse left
Ok interesting
clever laurel
Grab willie's hand and them left hook the fuck out of him
what is a left hook?
sudden ravine
regal iron
what is a left hook?
Punch with left hand
junior tiger
just found out you can actually snap willies neck to send him to the abyss
clever laurel
Punch with left hand
Ahh Ok I do the same
clever laurel
just found out you can actually snap willies neck to send him to the abyss
wait I didnt know that either
junior tiger
just hold m1 on his head and move ur mouse to the right or left very fast
manic isle
chat mordhau is free to play for a few days
Dead game
bitter ice
twin you good twin?
sudden ravine
clever laurel
I am starting to learn to not swing my sword like a mad man
novel spear
I am starting to learn to not swing my sword like a mad man
actually that is the BEST strategy in half sword
just aim it on the neck
clever laurel
actually that is the BEST strategy in half sword
Ok so just try to hit the neck
novel spear
Ok so just try to hit the neck
yes
clever laurel
Is it ok for one to use the spiky stick
bitter ice
huh
bitter ice
Is it ok for one to use the spiky stick
yeah
slow lintel
So, they are planning on releasing EA soon after steam next fest?
clever laurel
I really like the camera mode this game has its easy to use the basics
How is he still alive, this was taken two minutes ago
novel spear
MY EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
novel spear
WHY IS HE STICKING A SWORD UP HIS BUTT
bitter ice
oh
dark folio
@mild yarrow
mild yarrow
<@894970334980219012>
What
dark folio
No I’m busy
Why
clever laurel
which tiers have the spyki stick
idle crane
4th and 5th i believe
clever laurel
4th and 5th i believe
Ok
really close but willie ran into my sword If had just walked backwards he would have won
Does everyone love the sound of an willie drowning in his own blood
what boss do you hate the most
limpid widget
you aint mod vro😭😭
i got custom gear and im not a mod g
limpid widget
when they got nothing in 2 point mode
yeah cause they dont have a chance g
limpid widget
<:FancyPepe:1311530051224998009>
falas portugues
formal chasm
falas portugues
callate guiana brasileira
limpid widget
callate guiana brasileira
gajo oque