halfsword-chat-⚔

[humble iris]

you came to the right place

drinking more numbs the pain

[round stone]

gaterode

or

a good ol' soup

[humble iris]

do not listen to him

drink more ale

more beer

[hard oracle]

soup sound nice, just need strenght to make it

[hard oracle]

bro i had like 6 beers

[humble iris]

yeah bro say bye to your liver

[hard oracle]

my willy can't stand straight

[clever laurel]

Is that a polearm?

[round stone]

yikes

[humble iris]

yeast infection incomming

[humble iris]

yes

[round stone]

I think so

[clever laurel]

Ok is it a good polearm

[hard oracle]

Lucatier actually or something like that

[humble iris]

i dont use polearms

i wouldnt know

[runic lynx]

Yeah it’s good

[humble iris]

@hard oracle does hangover you think this is tuff

[runic lynx]

That’s what I use

[clever laurel]

what do you use sword

[hard oracle]

nice slice man

[round stone]

You've posted better clips

[hard oracle]

i prefer stabbing

[round stone]

Fart boi

[humble iris]

thank you

[humble iris]

yes i use swords

i am longsword main

[hard oracle]

@humble iris Can you make a clip, where your weapon get stuck in enemy? or you beat them with shield only?

[humble iris]

Ok i try

[round stone]

battle hammer main

[hard oracle]

uuuuahhhhh

[round stone]

¿

[sand herald]

🤔

[hard oracle]

Bro, give them a chance

[clever laurel]

whats your favourite tier to play in free mode and what weapon

[round stone]

@Make It A Quote

Oh no

[hard oracle]

Solder and blunt weapon

[neat jasper]

which one of you yellow ppl did that

🫵

[pearl hill]

Yo guys how i spawn a boss to me?

[clever laurel]

OK

What gore settings do you people use

[hard oracle]

I play on max ofc.

[pearl hill]

I cant use max

or my Half Sword give Fatal Erros

😭

[elfin abyss]

how do i break someones neck easily in this game

[clever laurel]

Ok I play on medium (gore settings)

[humble iris]

fence

[sand herald]

The power of the mind

[round stone]

Baki ahh move

imaginary katana

[velvet halo]

naked

why are you naked

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/bridgerton-jonathan-bailey-viscount-anthony-excited-gif-25402909

[sand herald]

Clothes and weapons weighed me down

I only need the power of visualization

[humble iris]

ow

[elfin abyss]

i really need to learn how to snap peoples necks in half sword

[humble iris]

hit them hard

[elfin abyss]

i mean with grabs

[round stone]

good clip

[elfin abyss]

I want to twist someones neck

and SNAP

[humble iris]

i wanna do this too!!

but idk!!

[humble iris]

thnak you

[sand herald]

🧠

[humble iris]

that is one durable neck

[round stone]

piccaso ahh photo

what am i seeing

[elfin abyss]

bro might just be hacking in the medieval times.. how is he flying like that whilst fighting a naked man! that poor naked man.. fighting against a cheater

[round stone]

Long stick enjoyer smacked

[elfin abyss]

i just kicked a spear into my jugular

[round stone]

hard to imagine

[elfin abyss]

it got caught on my other spear

and it nicked my jugular

these god damn pitch forkers

[round stone]

I'll kill some pitchforkers for you bro

wait a sec

[fierce wedge]

okay then i guess

[wheat leaf]

anyone know if its possible to remove armor once put on? open to mods if needed

[inner orbit]

chat, i may be the only brave one to say this but...half sword is kinda tight

[neat crow]

It's day 5 today. There's 7 days in Steam Next Fest.

Until SNF is over and we go dry until the trailer

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

no theres not

[neat crow]

And we have no idea when the trailer will come

[humble iris]

ate days

[neat crow]

?

[elfin abyss]

ily, ty

[neat crow]

It's a week

[fierce wedge]

so how many hours is that

[humble iris]

no

[neat crow]

Nevermind you right

[elfin abyss]

guys.. my foot is injured and im in the abyss

[neat crow]

3 teasers

[elfin abyss]

how cooked am i

[humble iris]

i KNOW i am...

[neat crow]

[fierce wedge]

why does he look like the sneakpeek variant willie

striking resemblance

[elfin abyss]

i just got died

did i just have a fucking stroke

i just got tag teamed and they tapped me with swords.. not even stabs

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-brain-dead-die-dumb-gif-20796254

[elfin abyss]

im the sneakpeak willie

[shell bronze]

ow my liver

how we doing tonight halfswordians

[elfin abyss]

what in the fuck

[elfin abyss]

im being murdered so hard.. im having a stroke

[round stone]

Another one

[elfin abyss]

i wish i was as good as you are

[fierce wedge]

this image looks like a optical illusion

[sand herald]

I've unlocked something new

[fierce wedge]

he what

[humble iris]

i am approaching 200 clips

hmmm

40 more

[clever laurel]

Good its 4 in the morning

[clever laurel]

I dont understand

[elfin abyss]

im

kms

[round stone]

no

ur not

[hollow pond]

mr good at half sword mr good at half sword what do you use to record your clips

[elfin abyss]

never play in first person ever again

[round stone]

lmfao, 1st person is so goobly

[elfin abyss]

i just beat a man into submission

[round stone]

in minecraft ¿

[humble iris]

time to repost clips ive taken this day

[shell bronze]

steam @humble iris

accidental ping

[elfin abyss]

in half sword

[humble iris]

how dare you

[round stone]

he wouldnt dare doing it twice

would he

[elfin abyss]

the reaper is bullshit unless you have a spear

[neat crow]

Guys what's our theories for the next teaser?

[wheat leaf]

he might not have the best reaction time but i still love willie

[neat crow]

You really live up to the name

[humble iris]

i do

[neat crow]

Personally I think it'll just be another map tomorrow, followed by some sort of showcase of the arms and armour, lastly a demonstration of the new gore

[humble iris]

my theory is the last day will be the official trailer for EA

[neat crow]

Fairly certain McWonderBeast smashed that idea

[restive barn]

give yourself green wings or something

[neat crow]

He said there's no schedule for the trailer and it'll be released when it's done

Granted could just be throwing us off buttt i still doubt it

[humble iris]

mcwonder is a man of teasing

i am on the fence with the trailer

[humble iris]

i will

when i can

[elfin abyss]

i jsut got stabbed in the kidney and got one tapped

[little dune]

yooo crossbows look sick. i cant wait to put 25 bolts in a guy and he still somehow dimembers me before he dies

lol

[restive barn]

you can via save editing

im pretty sure

[humble iris]

i still wouldnt know how to do that

i am no modder or coder

it took me a day and a half just to finalize this green outfit 😭

[restive barn]

you can without coding or modding

just plain save editing

resizing and retexturing components

[humble iris]

am i gonna resize my shoulder blades into wings

[restive barn]

no

you frst put a sword in the back scabbard position

then you resize the crossguard to be really big

[buoyant ravine]

i bet this game is gonna be like 80 gb or 50 gb

[humble iris]

was that a hanging parry

[restive barn]

ni

no

[humble iris]

i wanna see a hanging parry

[restive barn]

i forgot to clip it or something

[humble iris]

wheres my hanging parry

[restive barn]

when my opponent stops throwing unterhauen

[humble iris]

chop chop get me my hanging parry

[restive barn]

BE PATIENT

MY FUCKING ENEMIES KEEP ON USING MACE AND SHIELD

[humble iris]

i am patient

im very patient infact

(ignore the butchered flourish 🙏)

[restive barn]

not the best one but eh

OH COME ON

IT DIDNT RECORD THE PARRY

[humble iris]

LMAO

chop chop buddy

[vapid cradle]

I got to knight level and died to the boss

[restive barn]

he didnt do an oberhau so i cant really do a hang parry here

[humble iris]

hmmmm

i am satisfied

[manic mango]

guys is this tuff

[jolly nexus]

yes

[shell bronze]

thrust fail

[timber topaz]

Clueless.

Do you have time to explain to me how the fuck youre that precise with movements

Im not bad dont get me wrong.

BUt theres a skill floor im not seeing.

[shell bronze]

uhhhhhhhhhh

a lot of hours

[valid smelt]

It's mostly muscle memory tbh

[jolly nexus]

Clueless in previous life was a willie

[shell bronze]

falchion users are free movement tests

[signal wedge]

Green Goober more like Sanguine Scholar

[humble iris]

Thats right

i dont even think he swung

[shell bronze]

mace AND no dagger

[warped apex]

I got one of my coolest kills today... And I forgot to record

[shell bronze]

sorry bro blunt damage doesn't work when you don't have armor

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[humble iris]

crossguard strikes to the side are so satisfying

[warped apex]

but I

I'm also doing another one of these but i need better clips

[clever laurel]

Holy this is so smooth and perfect Nice clips

[humble iris]

the candle stick ones are smooth af

looks like it came out of a scripted animation

[warped apex]

it's my favourite weapon

[clever laurel]

Either Im just stupid or is the camera not shaking like it normally does in first person

[warped apex]

turn lock on to max

[clever laurel]

ok I will try it

[warped apex]

and have lower dpi

I'm on 400

[boreal path]

this idiot just absolutely clocked me which surprised me, and then i kicked him and he tripped and his his head on the barrier and immediately got K.O'd

[warped apex]

hawt

you broke his hand with that throw

[humble iris]

when exporting that clip he kept on screaming

i had to stop just to shut him up

[shell bronze]

a lil blocking to show these willies they can't do shit to good players like us

[warped apex]

it happens

[humble iris]

such BABYS

[shell bronze]

my sword is my shield

[boreal path]

i cant wait for when willie can properly defend himself

[warped apex]

clueless please do a toss and catch it at the start block, then during mid fight do it again block or a flash kill,

it'd be beautiful

[boreal path]

ESPECIALLY against blunt weaponry

[warped apex]

I can't do anything I do in first in 3rd

I am awful at 3rd

[clever laurel]

reminds of those "What 5000 hours does to you in (Insert game her)" videos

[warped apex]

I'm ok at the game but I know the good 3rd person players will always be better than I am lol

[humble iris]

1st person shortsword is fun

[warped apex]

I've about 1200

[clever laurel]

your better than me in every way, like if i were to try that. I would turn into a npc and just manage to get myself killed

[supple ember]

Clueless approved parry?

[humble iris]

i am versatile in the arts of 1st and 3rd

[boreal path]

you ate and shat out his momentum as quickly as possible lmao

great job

[clever laurel]

do I have to lock onto an enymi

[clever laurel]

how did you throw stuff in your clip wanna learn that

[timber pilot]

waow

[boreal path]

most of my parries focus on displacement before they even attack, because willie's wrist strength is very unpredictable at times

i can only really rely on it when im defending my sides which isnt very often

[clever laurel]

guys I pulled an all nighter because I was playing half sword and I should start getting sleep cause school starts for me soon again or should I continue playing Half sword

[humble iris]

skadoosh

[shell bronze]

you mean like this?

[clever laurel]

guys what music do you listen to while playing half sword

[shell bronze]

epic

[woven vessel]

this is why we half sword

[humble iris]

the sounds of half sword

i dont really listen to music that often

[clever laurel]

ok

[manic mango]

frrrr

[woven vessel]

i listen to the screams of my enemies

[boreal path]

they should add this helmet so i can cut off EARS

[clever laurel]

Thats what we all do

[humble iris]

this guy gets it

these filthy mace and buckler users know nothing more but to flail smh

[honest kernel]

Is the game ever going to get multiplayer?

[timber pilot]

can someone help me which century is this medieval helmet from?

looks a bit like a burgonet to me tbh

[honest kernel]

Roman

[warped apex]

Holy lee fook

[humble iris]

no no no

[timber pilot]

thanks

[humble iris]

thats holy roman empirean

oh wait you said roman

oh wait i cant read

[honest kernel]

Potato tomato

[humble iris]

oh wait im dumb

[humble iris]

that guy is pretty dead

[warped apex]

I need to start doing more catches like this, It's too flashy

it's beautiful

[humble iris]

it is very much so

[hearty dove]

it actually made me shed a tear

[small glen]

I am never playing carnage again dude, this is like the 5th time in a row the lock on tries to lock on to a fuck face across the goddamn arena instead of Sir Douchebag with the Plancon that is like 1 centimeter infront of me 😭

[honest kernel]

Was this in vr somehow or have you just played the game too much

[warped apex]

it's tied to range right now

[humble iris]

Sir Douchebag

[small glen]

what goober thought "This makes sense."

[warped apex]

so let's say there is a guy close to you and there is another guy farther away

[neat crow]

I challenge you to use the shield as a ball and the sword as a baseball bat, and send the shield flying into Willie. Bonus points for a knockdown.

[warped apex]

you'll look at the man father away most often

[warped apex]

i've managed to hit it once with a sword

[shell bronze]

looks prehistoric

[clever laurel]

read the "FAQ

[warped apex]

it need a mace or club

I*

[humble iris]

deff babylonian

[shell bronze]

maybe jurassic?

[humble iris]

maybe star dust from the big bang

[boreal path]

s long ago conquered sumer took control

[warped apex]

I wish I COULD HIT THIS

I've been trying for so long

[supple ember]

Why did he keep on going for it? Is he slow or sumthin?

[neat crow]

That would be so clean

[warped apex]

yes

[shell bronze]

yes actually

proof that people don't be reading the rules

so what is it?

i dunno

i just work here

but the rule is the rule

[small glen]

wow

that..

[shell bronze]

• it's just generally taboo and improper to whine about people enforcing the rules

[small glen]

is a really sick color scheme..

[warped apex]

I've too much playtime too much time

[shell bronze]

not my jurisdiction what you say about it; it's a comment on moderation action and should be treated as such

[warped apex]

fancy

[shell bronze]

would you like to keep this debate going?

[warped apex]

I will add to the debate that I've egg tarts I've forgotten about

Also did you know there are meatballs called nuns farts

[humble iris]

right here

[clever laurel]

guys how do I throw in this game any tips

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-how-you-negotiate-negotiate-negotiation-work-it-out-business-gif-7904510

[humble iris]

right there

[warped apex]

swing your arm and let go

[honest kernel]

I didn’t even know this stuff was possible 😭

[humble iris]

i dont know why you would go after the mod about a rule you disagree with

the mods didnt write the rules

they're there to enforce it

true!

[supple ember]

Caught ya arm!

[humble iris]

yeah which means they didnt write it!!!!

so your asking the question to the wrong guy!!!

[sleek glacier]

Does anyone know how to reset the gauntlet

[warped apex]

beat it

become one of us

[humble iris]

@sleek glacier

[warped apex]

I've only beaten it 136 times

[humble iris]

am i the only one who doesnt play gauntlet at all

[ivory spruce]

i forgot how do i reset my settings again

[humble iris]

like i beat it once and then boom im staying on freemode

[hearty dove]

if i play gauntlet

its to be a peasent

and fisticuff everoyne

[clever laurel]

Thats really cool I wanna learn how to do stuff like that

[hearty dove]

and wrestle the baron to death

[warped apex]

I like when I die I go to another mode

[humble iris]

if i ever play gauntlet again itd probably be to try to parry commoner boss as an extra challenge

[warped apex]

I can stream and attempt to splur things I don't know

However I need a drink, and to eat an egg tart

[humble iris]

egg tart!

[honest kernel]

I’d watch that

[honest kernel]

And that

[neat crow]

Guys do you think we'll get a castle map? It'd be hella cool to fight atop the walls and in the courtyard and things

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

sorry

[ivory spruce]

[honest kernel]

Do you actually have the record???

[humble iris]

those castle spiral stairs would go hard

[warped apex]

I didn't include the settings so nope lol

[supple ember]

Coward! Fight me with HONOR

[warped apex]

I would have

me looking at the new update

I need new content

I'm going insane

[warped apex]

I have a feeling he was smitten

[ivory spruce]

yeah

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-elmo-smite-blasphemy-fire-gif-16399494362253595444

[humble iris]

hmmmm

[honest kernel]

I don’t know how to get good my weapon always feels all floppy and out of control

[warped apex]

what are ya settings like

[honest kernel]

Please don’t be dirty minded

[humble iris]

someone was smitten and i cant put my finger on it

[jolly nexus]

This one here is also pretty cool

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[honest kernel]

Uh the normal ones but max fov

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[ivory spruce]

i love barbutes

[hearty dove]

relatable

[warped apex]

good what about your dpi

[clever laurel]

how do you people throw stuff so accuratly

[ivory spruce]

top 3 favorate helmets

[warped apex]

cherry picking clips

[humble iris]

i used to play fpv alot

[boreal path]

yesss

dedicated fashion helmet

[honest kernel]

?

[humble iris]

both in playtest and demo

[warped apex]

it's your mouse sensitivity

[clever laurel]

Ok any tricks

[humble iris]

so i guess its just

muscle memory

[honest kernel]

The normal

[humble iris]

uhhh

throw thing in air

[warped apex]

everyone has a different normal

[humble iris]

grab thing

[clever laurel]

whats yours set to

[humble iris]

stab someone

[jolly nexus]

And also it fits for the game

[warped apex]

400

[honest kernel]

Like the middle of the bar

[shell bronze]

this is the way

[warped apex]

450*

[shell bronze]

not every fight/trick goes perfectly

[honest kernel]

But a little lower maybe

[warped apex]

it's the only way to look good

[shell bronze]

high tier half sword clipping is like dude perfect clips

for every good try there's 5+ fails

[boreal compass]

sup twins

[warped apex]

exactly

[boreal compass]

aww man

[honest kernel]

Haha embed fail

[humble iris]

what nobody sees behind the scenes is me getting my head sliced off

[warped apex]

for every 50 I fail or do ehh on I do one my god it's perfect

[boreal compass]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gif-4351078540525453133

nor this one

crazy

[clever laurel]

That doesnt help me can you provide screenshot

[honest kernel]

Haha embed fail

[hearty dove]

me when i get haymakered by whillie out of the blue

[warped apex]

oh it is 400

huh

https://tenor.com/view/themoreyouknow-star-rainbowstreak-nbc-gif-4884642

[humble iris]

400 is low low

[sand herald]

Reposting this little number

[small glen]

bro, i can't get over this drip 😭

[humble iris]

if only this was in fpv

[warped apex]

Beautiful

[warped apex]

also what's that one mod that records the match

I need it

pwease

[humble iris]

its just steam record

[neat crow]

Imagine knocking Willie's over the battlements

[warped apex]

I already record via steam & nvida

[humble iris]

over the castle walls you peasant

[warped apex]

I just want to know how to record the match from both perspectives

[humble iris]

wdym both perspectives

[warped apex]

I swear I've seen people record themselves from outside the box

[supple ember]

Thanks! Gift from the one and only Fizzle.

[neat crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101674714289676349/1235407980648988783/image0.gif

[humble iris]

huh 😭

im confused

[supple ember]

I wish I was better with this hammer lol, wouldve looked cool to smack in in the face first try.

[boreal path]

having a map where you’re barricaded away from the bulk of the fighting but can still observe it and fight stragglers would be peak

[hearty dove]

a final stand mode

[warped apex]

god what debauchery I wouldn't commit to get a pot full of cabbage rolls

[hearty dove]

lone soldier protecting the throne

[humble iris]

that would go had

hard

wait

imagine

throne room, your getting sieged

your the baron

fend off as many as you can in an endless survival mode

[hearty dove]

Genius...

[boreal path]

like geoffroi de charny !

[clever laurel]

I just started a spoilence round first round in gaunlet mode and the npcs just teamed up on me its so unfair and they are camping the moment I get up I get stabbed and fall to the ground

[warped apex]

I can't wait to toss the cross bow into the air, Do a 360 spin to catch it, then get a headshot

[boreal path]

in all honesty if they were to do it historically you would probably be holding the Oriflamme or something

[azure mirage]

hi

[warped apex]

I'm going to use all the mom get the camera and old sound bytes with awful quality

[humble iris]

im hitting a 360

climb a tree

[neat crow]

He's the antagonist though

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-get-the-camera-gif-14326300

[humble iris]

become the villain

[hearty dove]

if it werent for the fact a nasa supercomputer would blow up doing this i would PAY for a chivalry type gamemode where you are just out in a field of angry whillies

[warped apex]

Old Montage Style when the early access comes out

[humble iris]

i wanna fight out on the farmer fields

[supple ember]

Pulled a fizzle!

[humble iris]

farmer to farmer quarrel

[clever laurel]

Ok thanks

[warped apex]

they're about to get to be tea bagged and I'm about to the lord of swag

[hearty dove]

underground peasent fighting arena

[clever laurel]

and In game sensitivity

[hearty dove]

in the dungeons

[warped apex]

it's normal

[boreal path]

that is what got revealed today

[humble iris]

prison room

shackled

[clever laurel]

standard

[humble iris]

forced to fight for your freedom

gulag

[azure mirage]

@boreal path can you do me a favor

[humble iris]

im running out of clips to repost

and im too tired to get more

[boreal path]

i’m telling yall a last stand mode would go harder with the oriflamme, the quintessential “kill everybody” relic

[azure mirage]

check #česky

wooden spike

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

[warped apex]

worse

[humble iris]

its tony467 AGAIN

[small glen]

W, the red and white is clean.

When the devs make customization a thing in the EA, i am going full white or Grey and blue and yellow.

which is the color i tend to run

[inner raven]

That’s a mint idea Goober

[humble iris]

can you guess what color im going in with

[boreal path]

i’m pretty sure he’s already gone but i had to delete that manually

[azure mirage]

yeah

[clever laurel]

but how do I do I trie that and it flied two feet and misses

[azure mirage]

i don't know why it didn't delete whenever he was banned

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gone-reduced-to-atoms-end-game-infinity-war-gif-15573921

[boreal path]

odd

[inner raven]

Green, if only someone didn’t give it away

[humble iris]

its hard to explain

[humble iris]

yeah who snitched

cmon guys

[supple ember]

Fizzle pt. 2

[humble iris]

snitching is not cool

[inner raven]

Snitches get le stitches

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dance-gif-4982762588848687194

[humble iris]

thats right

[inner raven]

Fr fr, not cool

Bro what time is it for you

[humble iris]

11:43 pm

[warped apex]

it's time for egg tarts

[inner raven]

No wonder you’re still up

I’m an hour away from finishing work, and it’s 4:43am

[humble iris]

damn brah 😭

4:43 am

and still working?

[vapid cradle]

Damn

[inner raven]

How does it feel I’m in the future rn

[humble iris]

id be exhausted

[inner raven]

Yeah, 7pm-7am

[humble iris]

what happened in the future

[inner raven]

Fuck all. Pretty shit stuff

[shell bronze]

total domination from start to finish

[humble iris]

that sounds about right

[small glen]

this was sloppy, but i somehow was still able to aura farm at least on the two final kills

[languid nest]

🥶

[inner raven]

I didn’t ask. But I’ll entertain the watch

[inner raven]

Standard shiz

[shell bronze]

for saying that i'd rather you not watch

shoo

[umbral geyser]

yikes
Willies poor Willy

[humble iris]

well time to scourage my clip folder for clips to post

[humble iris]

where

where did it go

[shell bronze]

only loyal true real fans and supporters get to watch these unsolicited clips and not complain

[inner raven]

I’ll watch it :(

[umbral geyser]

i carved it out with a knife

[humble iris]

put it back

[shell bronze]

one or more of them will get free early access

[umbral geyser]

idk where it is 😭

[inner raven]

Hey! I’m tired. I’m allowed to complain a lil bit. And you changed my name so

[azure mirage]

why is guy named guy

[inner raven]

That’s what I said

[umbral geyser]

how?

[humble iris]

no thats what guy said

[inner raven]

Which is I

[humble iris]

whos I

[inner raven]

Guy

[humble iris]

I know guy

[shell bronze]

only one of us gets to be red

[azure mirage]

the eye in the word fish

[inner raven]

Me me me me

[shell bronze]

contrary to popular belief i never once touched your name

[humble iris]

no thats i not I

[inner raven]

Damn, fr? I’m shocked

[shell bronze]

yeah i don't sabotage names unless it's actually super funny and i usually change it back in the moment

[azure mirage]

why shocked

[inner raven]

I get you, can you change me back to “super duper cool and chill guy”

[shell bronze]

i'm a principled moderator

[inner raven]

Please

[small glen]

my sense is like way too fast, and i love it

[shell bronze]

i may be evil and selfish and mean and egotistical and abusive but i am not without principles

[humble iris]

stabbing is prohibited

[humble iris]

you can change your name

by yourself

i think

[inner raven]

That’s a man right there

[soft osprey]

No, when you do that Youre not supposed to end it on a good note

[shell bronze]

that's your shtick

[inner raven]

Ooh, I have quotation marks too

[humble iris]

quotation marks of importance

[soft osprey]

My way of thinking is the only way. Please conform accordingly

[inner raven]

Thy are Shakespeare

[shell bronze]

average mace user

[inner raven]

https://tenor.com/view/guys-walking-blend-in-conformity-gif-11862917

[supple ember]

Praise Frankie he hit me with his flat edge lmao

[shell bronze]

unlike the red roles i can take the fight to you sir
we may be cut from the same cloth but we did not make it to the same shirt

[sand herald]

Mind over matter

[inner raven]

This guy has so many ways to sound cool and it works

[soft osprey]

Please don’t inflate his ego

[inner raven]

Oh I’m inflating it

[humble iris]

inflate his ego

[small glen]

ngl the green would be so tough on a Gambeson

[inner raven]

Okay

Wait

[soft osprey]

Blah blah blah ur a loser

[small glen]

Green my fav color so called me biased

[humble iris]

it does

[soft osprey]

Bad

[inner raven]

I didn’t see that GIF 😭😭😭😭

[humble iris]

fizzle's fit has that

[soft osprey]

Bad guy over here

[humble iris]

it looks nice

[inner raven]

It was half there

[shell bronze]

mcwonder will get you

thrust fail

[small glen]

Moai! i will appear at your front door in 9 business days starting tonight. When i find you.. you will regret it severly, as i will force you to pay my taxes for a month

[inner raven]

Fuck him up Terry

[inner raven]

Woof

[humble iris]

strongest mace user vs weakest longsword user

[shell bronze]

enough commoner bullying

we go high leagues now

[inner raven]

He’s a real one for that

[humble iris]

high leagues...

[soft osprey]

You(left picture, not handsome, not smart, not funny, not cool) vs Me(right picture, very handsome, very smart, very funny, very cool)

[inner raven]

“You are an extremely difficult person to like (5%)” 😭

[azure mirage]

my right or your right

[inner raven]

What did I do to you

[soft osprey]

Nothing

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/donovan-mayo-true-alpha-gif-17557391471190644606

[inner raven]

Love me then

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1428928049323446295/image0.gif

[inner raven]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-sad-blob-fish-gif-15806450

This you fr

[soft osprey]

Thanks for being my abuse victim

[azure mirage]

what does this even signify

[soft osprey]

I am better

[inner raven]

You’re welcome Moderator. I will conform

[azure mirage]

hello better I'm danya

[inner raven]

Way too much time on your hands, but I respect

[azure mirage]

why is he so smooth

[inner raven]

He has a good skin care routine

[soft osprey]

Moisturizer

[inner raven]

Moisturiser*

[supple ember]

What kind of lube do you use?

[inner raven]

We don’t use Z’s in words like that.

[sand herald]

Woah there

[azure mirage]

moisturizer uses Z

[inner raven]

No, stop it

[shell bronze]

ouch

right in da gooch

[signal wedge]

Hey buddy you came out

Want some peanuts

[soft osprey]

Zylophone

[azure mirage]

i don't know about that one

[signal wedge]

Yeah

[soft osprey]

No Thats definitely how it’s spelled

[inner raven]

Xylophone.

[soft osprey]

Idiot

[inner raven]

CBO is back

[soft osprey]

So wrong

[inner raven]

Everyone act accordingly

[prime stratus]

[soft osprey]

X makes z sound? Yeah ok

[inner raven]

How you finding HS bud?

[signal wedge]

Easter

[soft osprey]

Shut up zilly mod

[inner raven]

Zester

[prime stratus]

[azure mirage]

um

[shell bronze]

i am the greatezt

[signal wedge]

Zuper zuper zool znd zhill zuy

[inner raven]

Damn. I got ignored :(

[azure mirage]

change his name to that

[signal wedge]

Ok

[soft osprey]

Zum*

[inner raven]

Pls no

Change her name to Zanya

[humble iris]

its ok he changed my name to fart farty mc farterton before

[azure mirage]

alien

[humble iris]

you got the better end of the stick

[azure mirage]

mmmmm no

[inner raven]

Mmmm yeah

[soft osprey]

Yeah

[shell bronze]

that shield be doing anything but protecting them

[azure mirage]

mmmm no

[signal wedge]

I got a better name

[azure mirage]

zip zop

[inner raven]

Go on

[azure mirage]

don't you dare

[soft osprey]

English only in chat please

[humble iris]

petition to remove shields and replacethem with helium balloons

[azure mirage]

zorp :(

[azure mirage]

why

[inner raven]

Whoopie cushions

[azure mirage]

how do people STRUGGLE with shields

[inner raven]

Forg 😭

[humble iris]

because i like helium balloons

[azure mirage]

@signal wedge count your days

[clever laurel]

How everyone doing today

[humble iris]

why else

[azure mirage]

terrible

[signal wedge]

Why is that forg

[clever laurel]

why

[azure mirage]

forg is a slur

[inner raven]

Forg no :(

[azure mirage]

@signal wedge is making fun of me

[signal wedge]

ain't no way

[azure mirage]

and i don't like that

[azure mirage]

google it

[inner raven]

You wouldn’t do that. Would you?

You’re a good guy

[azure mirage]

he might

[humble iris]

@signal wedge how could you

[azure mirage]

@signal wedge how DARE you...

[humble iris]

this is derogatory and offensive

i expected BETTER

[signal wedge]

literally nothing related to a slur

[azure mirage]

this stupid idiot googled "is forg a slur"

[inner raven]

It just comes up with frogs for me

[azure mirage]

LOOLLL

[soft osprey]

Hahahaha

[shell bronze]

time to make a shitpost

[soft osprey]

Oh you

I looked it up..

[humble iris]

this is why he lives in nevada

[azure mirage]

oh my god

LOL

[soft osprey]

You never know!!

[azure mirage]

honeslty with these many languages

[inner raven]

It’s 2025, got to be careful

[azure mirage]

yeaaah

[inner raven]

What a day

[azure mirage]

what a night

actually

[inner raven]

HUH. My message got blocked 😭

[azure mirage]

clormonglormanin the third

[humble iris]

that is a

interesting choice of a name

[inner raven]

Hey I didn’t change it

[azure mirage]

what did

[inner raven]

I said concrete yammers

[humble iris]

i know who did this

@signal wedge

[soft osprey]

Brainrot

[inner raven]

Agrees with my message

[soft osprey]

#🧠rot

[azure mirage]

yur

#🧠rot

[signal wedge]

I cant help but be very creative

[inner raven]

FUCK

[azure mirage]

pick someone your size

[inner raven]

I was hoping to stay out of there

[soft osprey]

No actually it’s #🧠rot

[azure mirage]

hobbit

[muted hawk]

Does anyone know if the crossbow updates and stuff are for the demo or the real game?

[signal wedge]

ok wsg bro

[azure mirage]

you think so? i always though it was #1421933364759494869

[azure mirage]

early access

[inner raven]

Early access bud

[sudden ravine]

early access

[inner raven]

Before end of the year

[signal wedge]

Dayna is 4'10 btw

[azure mirage]

demo no more update
early access update crossbow))

[muted hawk]

Is early access money?

[azure mirage]

I'm literally 6'1

[inner raven]

Smol

[azure mirage]

10-30

[sudden ravine]

20 to 30 usd

[soft osprey]

Are you jealous? Do you wish you could be that tall?

[azure mirage]

The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public

[supple ember]

Im glad this little throw at the end actually hit.

[signal wedge]

In hobit measurement?

[azure mirage]

LOL

[azure mirage]

what

it's still 6'1

[inner raven]

She has a point

It’s still 6’1

[signal wedge]

Agree with me or els3

[humble iris]

but its hobit measurement

[azure mirage]

LOL

[inner raven]

True tbh

She’s wrong

[soft osprey]

6’1 in feathers or bricks?

[azure mirage]

about 61 bricks stacked on top of eachother

[azure mirage]

im a little taller thsn that

[inner raven]

Also. How did you fuck up the word ‘else’

[soft osprey]

Yes

[humble iris]

the first part sounded irish

[azure mirage]

he pressed the key e

didn't he

and held onto it until became a 3

LO

[inner raven]

I was getting a hint of the UK in the voice

But now I can’t tell

[clever laurel]

Didnt see it so I dont care

[soft osprey]

Hes American!!!

[humble iris]

and this guy lives in NEVADA

[soft osprey]

What a voice actor

[supple ember]

Steel obviously, what are you, stupid?

[azure mirage]

u hate me twin

[humble iris]

irish UK and hes american

[azure mirage]

bread

omg

[inner raven]

Omfg he should be an actor

Right

[supple ember]

Feathers way more

[inner raven]

He did this.

[soft osprey]

You know I bet if you took it serious you could voice act

[signal wedge]

https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg?si=8mwYSi2IQECirq5G

[signal wedge]

I want to do that deadass

[inner raven]

Change it back. Right now

[azure mirage]

voice acting in a deaf game

[signal wedge]

Also easter you'd like this sketch

[soft osprey]

I see the POTENTIAL in people, as a superior person i recognize superior people

[soft osprey]

Probably

[azure mirage]

what do you do that's superior

[inner raven]

Change the name

[soft osprey]

Im a discord mod???

[azure mirage]

okay that's a good point

[boreal path]

hi

[humble iris]

hello

[inner raven]

You’re gonna start saying kittens and shit, stop it before it gets bad

[azure mirage]

hi sam

[soft osprey]

Sometimes I think my bit blurs the line between reality and comedy too much

[azure mirage]

did you see my new banner in cc

[azure mirage]

LOL

[boreal path]

i havent seen that nor your old one

[shell bronze]

i used to act like a horrible person but then the acting became reality

[boreal path]

i would rather die than say these words aloud

[azure mirage]

you sound like a really old friend I had and it makes everything you say so much funnier @soft osprey

[signal wedge]

You have friends???

Holy shit

[azure mirage]

yeah like

[supple ember]

I LOVE beating my willie

[boreal path]

really old friend or really old friend

[azure mirage]

rn I only have like 2

[inner raven]

Not in my half sword server

[azure mirage]

haven't seen him in a while

[soft osprey]

I have coworkers

[azure mirage]

coworkers don't count

[soft osprey]

😡

I know..

[signal wedge]

True coworkers are never your true friend

[azure mirage]

i lied I lowkey have none.. I'm an lonely wolf....

[azure mirage]

yeah

[signal wedge]

I've had some slimey ass coworkers

[boreal path]

most of my friends are just people i admire and occasionally hang out with

[inner raven]

Woof woof

[azure mirage]

hell yeah

[signal wedge]

calm down fido

[humble iris]

how many name changes are you gonna go through

[inner raven]

This is a cool name, thank you :)

[azure mirage]

many

[inner raven]

My bad b

[shell bronze]

my coworkers are 30+ year old men with wives and kids and mortgages to pay

[boreal path]

trying to get a good steady rhythm playing killteam with some bros but they have packed schedules

[azure mirage]

change it to fart smella

[inner raven]

Probably a fair few

[azure mirage]

ouch

[soft osprey]

Yeah probably

[boreal path]

it looks like we're going to all stay afterschool for songwriters' club and then one is going to go to anger management and regroup with us while the other brings me to his house to GAME

[inner raven]

Change it back :(

I don’t like being abused this much

[azure mirage]

lol

[humble iris]

smart fella or a fart smella

[inner raven]

Thanks

[soft osprey]

Okok

[inner raven]

Thank you

[azure mirage]

i should skinwalk someone

[boreal path]

discord shows multiple activities now !?!

[azure mirage]

really?

i didn't even realize it, im in the first top of the Dev queue in discord

I get eveyrtigng earlier than early birds

just cool like thag

[boreal path]

bro's on the good side of clash royale devs and discord devs

[azure mirage]

fuck yeah

[inner raven]

Gamer

[azure mirage]

I owe clash royale rn

[azure mirage]

and discord devs idk i just made my account at a good time I guess LOL

[inner raven]

Discord devs? Why?

[azure mirage]

I just happen to get everything way earlier than anybody else

[inner raven]

Ohh, like?

[azure mirage]

I was like the 1000 people to first get dm colored names

you get what I mean

same with the activities

[inner raven]

Dm coloured names? Tf

[azure mirage]

yeah some people got the ability to change fonts and colors of their user

I've had it for a while

[inner raven]

Where do I find this.

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-mumford-driving-smile-happy-innit-gif-16777855

[inner raven]

Can you find it on phone too?

[azure mirage]

not phone from what i know

[inner raven]

https://tenor.com/view/fully-freaking-legendary-james-pumphrey-donut-media-epic-its-so-amazing-gif-18835761

[inner raven]

Impressive… I need to find this feature

[azure mirage]

pc only

[inner raven]

I’m way too tired to drive home.

[azure mirage]

where are you

[inner raven]

Work

[hexed moat]

YO

[vapid cradle]

Do you work in night time?

[inner raven]

I do

[humble iris]

hello Jonnytornado348

[hexed moat]

I CUT SOMEONE IN HALF

[inner raven]

Someone drive me home

[humble iris]

i got that

let me book an airplane ticket to the UK really quick

[inner raven]

Thank you.

Amazing

[humble iris]

alright im set to be there on november 12th

see you then

[inner raven]

See you soon

It’s only like, 23 days or some shit

[humble iris]

yeah thats light work

[inner raven]

Thinking of the money

[hexed moat]

GUYS

[inner raven]

Yes mr Jonnytornado348

[humble iris]

welcome back Jonnytornado348

[hexed moat]

LOOK AT MY PAPER CUT

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-flopje-rabbit-flat-flattened-gif-3328345702515468435

[hexed moat]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

[inner raven]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[humble iris]

Jonnytornado348 I dont believe you have image perms

[inner raven]

Me rn

[hexed moat]

STRANGE

[inner raven]

Why you being so formal

[inner raven]

And why are you typing in caps

[humble iris]

practicing for when i reach the UK

[inner raven]

That’s dedication

[humble iris]

gonna have the suit, top hat, moustache, accent, everything

[inner raven]

Don’t take the piss

Now the UK is roadmen and not very nice people

But that’s politics so I won’t get into it

[humble iris]

ive heard

[inner raven]

It’s bad

Not happy with my country atm

I’d rather move to America, Nevada. That’s saying something

[humble iris]

nevada is an interesting choice to go to 😭

only thing good there is the gambling at vegas

the sweetness of america is on the east coast

[inner raven]

Get to see my buddy @signal wedge

[humble iris]

gonna pay him a quick visit for the name changes

[inner raven]

Bastards got me setting up a stand at this time in the morning.

I’ll be back

[humble iris]

alright

[signal wedge]

Gang?

[humble iris]

no i am not gang affiliated

[signal wedge]

thats not what I heard

[humble iris]

whatd you hear

what am i looking at