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#halfsword-chat-⚔
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i play at soldier freemode usually
dark hazel
two handed has a LAAARGEEE problem
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i dont like being unarmored
dark hazel
range
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or full armoured
shell bronze
me when i need a perfect headshot to end a guy or 5+ body shots
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mace is just mmmm
ts bait tuff
shell bronze
and it needs to have more momentum than my sword
brittle bridge
wdym?
shell bronze
and it's more unwieldy than my sword
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me when i need a perfect headshot to end a guy or 5+ body shots
thats why ITS TUFF
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and it's more unwieldy than my sword
U GOTTA BE better than sword
torn steeple
axes are even more peak than maces
dark hazel
axes are even more peak than maces
yeah
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baxe is too easy
dark hazel
axe is goated
brittle bridge
half sword
yeah half-sword is the practice of holding a sword with both hand, one on the blade
shell bronze
U GOTTA BE better than sword
hey just because i can walk barefoot through broken glass doesn't mean i want to
dark hazel
yeah half-sword is the practice of holding a sword with both hand, one on the bl...
sword
it's in the name
shell bronze
this man can be trusted with a longsword
dark hazel
what happened to willie
dark hazel
this man can be trusted with a longsword
true...
soft kelp
this man can be trusted with a longsword
this man can be trusted with a goudendag
sleek gull
sand herald
W
wheat leaf
Bro chopped his own nose off
dark hazel
i will not be paying to see hevc videos
soft kelp
dark hazel
top 10 reasons why two handed sucks, reason 1:
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/im-nothing-like-yall-nothing-like-yall-im-nothing-like-ya...
How it feels to like stabs more than cuts in this game
soft kelp
wheat leaf
Why da fish gotta hole in it
humble iris
top 10 reasons why two handed sucks, reason 1:
i mean you kinda just won
so it looks pretty good to me
humble iris
dual wield
cunning nebula
do you hit harder in 1st person pov or am I just imagining things
wheat leaf
Dual Waldo
dark hazel
dual wield yeha
wheat leaf
crazy autocorrect moment
pearl hill
How i can praticte Parry with Sword?
torn steeple
do you hit harder in 1st person pov or am I just imagining things
its just easier
dark hazel
do you hit harder in 1st person pov or am I just imagining things
you get good distance gauging
humble iris
dark hazel
which makes it easier to pop peoples arms open
oh my god how sleep deprived am i
i said yeah instead of you
how
shell bronze
top 10 reasons why two handed sucks, reason 1:
the issue is that you have to give them a fair fight https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428602272828362802/7DFC811.MP4?ex=68f3c1cb&is=68f2704b&hm=51a4d18e465b91ceba18f8e6e037f73ea949cdf8aabc28ff45dd87d678a514e1&
cunning nebula
you get good distance gauging
that is true though it is easier to gauge distance
dark hazel
the issue is that you have to give them a fair fight https://media.discordapp.ne...
i can't play hevc videos
wheat leaf
How i can praticte Parry with Sword?
I found Watching HEMA sparring and try to replicate the counters helps, and try and start fights by blocking before attacking rather than dodging or attacking first
dark hazel
because it makes me pay for some ungodly reason
torn steeple
i can't play hevc videos
its mp.4 dawg
shell bronze
i can't play hevc videos
humble iris
so you cant watch videos
shell bronze
all needy n shyt
torn steeple
it's in the HEVC format
ohhhhhhb
wheat leaf
ok
Polish saber sparring can typically have a lot of long interactions/many parries n counters so that’s worth checking too
They do a lot of the twirly flourishy parries
dark hazel
oh so i accidently said two handed here i meant dual wield
torn steeple
Polish saber sparring can typically have a lot of long interactions/many parries...
Poland mentioned 🇵🇱🇵🇱
wheat leaf
I want sabers and rapiers in this game so bad
dark hazel
how did i press b
torn steeple
I want sabers and rapiers in this game so bad
real
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I want sabers and rapiers in this game so bad
theyre not doing shit to plate tho
maybe for like
soldier tier
wheat leaf
Dog did 1h swords ever work on plate
sand herald
Wild disarm
wheat leaf
That’s abt your best bet, sabers almost only meant for light/unarmored combat from what I see
torn steeple
i mean the moment sabers came into play heavy armor was long gone
inner raven
Wild disarm
Johnhalfsword strikes again
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i mean the moment sabers came into play heavy armor was long gone
long is a bit of a stretch
torn steeple
long is a bit of a stretch
(well yk)
dark hazel
spears are so easy to counter
sand herald
Johnhalfsword strikes again
dark hazel
you just halfsword
sleek gull
i will not be paying to see hevc videos
Can you view this clip?
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spears are so easy to counter
n to use aswell
dark hazel
then you slide the sword up
wheat leaf
i mean the moment sabers came into play heavy armor was long gone
Iirc that’s kinda due to guns n other weapons that destroy armor coming into play around the same time
dark hazel
Can you view this clip?
yus
unique stream
Hello I’m new to half sword
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Iirc that’s kinda due to guns n other weapons that destroy armor coming into pla...
a
dark hazel
Hello I’m new to half sword
hi new to half sword
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Iirc that’s kinda due to guns n other weapons that destroy armor coming into pla...
armour and guns did overlap at some point
dark hazel
welcome to halfcord
torn steeple
just hold it outh and run forward
i hate spears from the moment i started playing on lowest damage to npc and highest to player
inner raven
Stop it you, you’re too good
torn steeple
i hate spears from the moment i started playing on lowest damage to npc and high...
you do no damage, and if the enemy stabs you, you instantly die
wheat leaf
Being that halfsword is vaguely 15th century Germany it makes sense rapiers and sabers aren’t a thing yet, they only became popular around the 16-18th timeframe
inner raven
Hello I’m new to half sword
Hi bud :)
dark hazel
spears feels good to use
but it's so easy to just counter it
when you fight against it
teach the opponent willies how to counter
wheat leaf
Spear Willie’s are my bane I stg
dark hazel
Spear Willie’s are my bane I stg
just slide your sword beneath the spear with halfsword
lift it up
wheat leaf
It’s easier in 1st person but 3rd person the spear point is typically hidden behind my body by the time I get into engagement distance, makes it hard to parry
copper kettle
how to get the early access version
wheat leaf
See that’s the easy route
dark hazel
how to get the early access version
in 2 months
wheat leaf
I’m tryna fight not just win
humble iris
copper kettle
in 2 months
the game will release the full ver?
dark hazel
the game will release the full ver?
early access version
copper kettle
oh
copper kettle
hopefully
dark hazel
in the meantime enjoy daily announcements
where they leak too much
and how to delete the video
well i think that's what happened yesterday
i am clueless
if you will
shell bronze
yeah a lot of info wasn't reviewed before being sent out
shell bronze
i am clueless
no you're not
dark hazel
no you're not
yes i am
wheat leaf
Ayo why the teaser call gottfried a shrew 😭
dark hazel
Ayo why the teaser call gottfried a shrew 😭
what
wheat leaf
Check the channel cuh
humble iris
flourihssh
dark hazel
Check the channel cuh
o
wheat leaf
Gottfried is a crazy name too I love it
inner raven
Well. Here we are
inner raven
But I’m the super duper cool and chill version
dark hazel
i love identity theft
ember flame
we need draw cuts
dark hazel
we need draw cuts
what was draw cuts
ember flame
what happend to your pfp
dark hazel
oops i accidently hit my self with a pencil while drawing
call that
a draw cut
i am clueless 2
i am not clueless
slow anchor
But I’m the super duper cool and chill version
why are you lying bro
dark hazel
bro failed
ember flame
i am not clueless
wdym it says clueless right there
inner raven
Change it back :(
dark hazel
wdym it says clueless right there
identity theft
ember flame
bro is going through a identity crisis
dark hazel
there is a difference between @dark hazel and @shell bronze
vital perch
so uh
ember flame
why did you ping yourself twice
vital perch
have you guys ever watched parents destroy their kids stuff
dark hazel
does he kno
vital perch
no more half swording for month or two
ember flame
does he kno
my bad im clueless
shell bronze
whar
sand herald
no more half swording for month or two
jeez
inner raven
My plane has arrived, back in 30odd, peace bitches
ember flame
no more half swording for month or two
wth is that
shell bronze
wtf even happened
dark hazel
have you guys ever watched parents destroy their kids stuff
if i could find that one video where that dad breaks a glass table
and they reveresed the video so it looks like engineer tf2 fixing it
vital perch
wtf even happened
in short , my mom got angry and took my monitor cable , so when i connected my TV she cut the keyboards wire and slammed it into the floor
dark hazel
no more half swording for month or two
oops
vital perch
i was late to my first class 4 days in a row
dark hazel
okay solid reason
ember flame
in short , my mom got angry and took my monitor cable , so when i connected my T...
at least it was just a membrane keyboard you can replace that cheaply
vital perch
at least it was just a membrane keyboard you can replace that cheaply
it costed me like 25 bucks
ember flame
it costed me like 25 bucks
scammed
vital perch
and i dont even get pocket money
dark hazel
scammed
dark hazel
anyways ima go sleep and stop identity stealing
ember flame
ok goodnight clueless
pearl hill
uh
dark hazel
uh
dark hazel
wheat leaf
sand herald
sleek gull
fierce wedge
this is what happens strangely everytime i play against any kind of spear ai ever
swift pumice
https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-goon-gif-5902471035652079804 looking at all this wip like
round stone
Lil bro doesnt want to drop the knife
torn steeple
no embed perms
shell bronze
why did clueless become clued
identity fraud protection kicked in
humble iris
always the blunt tap on the head smh
sleek gull
dark folio
always the blunt tap on the head smh
Willie needs to man up and fight back
dark hazel
oops ❤️
queen hedge
How do people get those fights between a peasant and the baron
or fights between two different level enemies
humble iris
he thought that feint would work on me
slaughter all feinters
eradicate all feinters
dark hazel
or fights between two different level enemies
you can choose to play as lower class
you don't need to play on the class you are on
that's how you use pitchfork against commoner boss
queen hedge
How?
dark hazel
uh ❤️
tired stream
I haven't been keeping up with the game news
dark hazel
I haven't been keeping up with the game news
check annoucement
tired stream
Did we have a month release date
dark hazel
Did we have a month release date
no
arctic wave
dark hazel
early 2026 max
dark hazel
https://tenor.com/view/sike-sikes-gif-25526664
tired stream
Nice nice
dark hazel
morning star
spring brook
id love a weapon that was just a large wooden stick
dark hazel
id love a weapon that was just a large wooden stick
you probably can mod that in!
sterile perch
what month will the game come out
dark hazel
what month will the game come out
unkown
humble iris
from now until dec 31st
dark hazel
just wait faster 😈
sterile perch
from now until dec 31st
🥀
spring brook
it probablly is soon tho
torn steeple
just wait faster 😈
fall in a coma or smth
sterile perch
yea
torn steeple
fall in a coma or smth
and wake up once EA HS drops
dark hazel
i don't like people with armor
spring brook
just give me the remote from click
exotic parcel
trail pivot
misty basin
humble iris
i loved the audio
misty basin
i loved the audio
i play the game muted to listen to music
shell bronze
i play with sound on half and no in game music
trail pivot
shell bronze
my loser autism music playlist sounds good when paired with the noises of butchering
shell bronze
misty basin
try making a clip in halfsword
shell bronze
try making a clip in halfsword
?
trail pivot
have i gone too far
shell bronze
half swor half sword
?
jagged sail
Man when will the new half sword update come, bees, forest, town, another map, crossbow
shell bronze
the half sword stance
ok
shell bronze
the half sword stance
keen verge
ive been thinking abt this for months, do the iron gloves increase ur fists damage?
misty basin
you blocked normally doesnt count
keen verge
cause it feels like it does
misty basin
ive been thinking abt this for months, do the iron gloves increase ur fists dama...
yes
sly citrus
Do we know what new weapons (besides crossbow) to expect in EA?
vapid cradle
have i gone too far
Nah, I've done worse on Willies, this is merciful
shell bronze
Do we know what new weapons (besides crossbow) to expect in EA?
flails
misty basin
btw clueless i can't even see the clip
humble iris
btw clueless i can't even see the clip
its because of light mode
shell bronze
wrong vid
muted aspen
I've just discovered that if you half-staff with the polearm but release mid swing you get a mega hit and I'm loving it
trail pivot
hard oracle
I'm sleepy
vapid cradle
I was about to send a funny capture of a bug that happen to me in the abyss
Then I remembered that newies have butchered the images uploads because of raid protection : (
humble iris
this is what happens when you use a falchion
humble iris
offhand loser...
clever laurel
should I keep my lock on strengh to standard
humble iris
should I keep my lock on strengh to standard
that your personal preference
vapid hull
should I keep my lock on strengh to standard
I crank it all the way up to compensate for my mouse movements
humble iris
help
clever laurel
that your personal preference
Ok and I dont know how to use lock on exactly
humble iris
Ok and I dont know how to use lock on exactly
Z
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humble iris
nice dodge
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clever laurel
Z
Ok I just figured it out, I was confused at first cause in many games what ever function is signed to "Z" is "Y"on my keyboard so I thought this was the same but no "Z" was "Z"
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clever laurel
I know dumb question but how do I doge
clever laurel
shift+wasd
Do you like press shift once and then one of the buttons or for example: Shift and W at the same time
humble iris
no
if you hold shift and just move in any direction
thats technically a dodge
the start of holding shift and moving propels you forward, back, left, or right (depending on what direction you are dodging toward) a little, thats the dodge
velvet halo
guys im struggleing at the gauntlet mode what can i do to win
shell bronze
btw clueless i can't even see the clip
humble iris
let me finish my opener damn
humble iris
that took a while to find 😭
muted aspen
guys im struggleing at the gauntlet mode what can i do to win
Depends on where you're struggling
velvet halo
Depends on where you're struggling
sword boss
misty basin
velvet halo
the black on
vapid cradle
guys im struggleing at the gauntlet mode what can i do to win
I'm in the same, but I will say you that test multiple weapons and see which suits best for you
muted aspen
I fight all of commoner with the peasant pitchfork, easier to outrange anything
velvet halo
I'm in the same, but I will say you that test multiple weapons and see which sui...
ok
velvet halo
I fight all of commoner with the peasant pitchfork, easier to outrange anything
the sowrd is longer still
vapid cradle
Plus slashes
clever laurel
the start of holding shift and moving propels you forward, back, left, or right ...
ok thanks for the help
humble iris
no problem
vapid cradle
tbh stabbing can finish battles faster tho, because of the pain (and mortality in some cases)
muted aspen
Also if you're really struggling with one section of the gauntlet, it's probably best to play that level in free mode until you feel confident
shell bronze
that took a while to find 😭
i'm at work still
muted aspen
And after commoner it gets significantly easier... IMO the lethality of the earlier levels is kind of unfun if you're not really good
shell bronze
stuff happens that grabs my attention
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humble iris
i'm at work still
drive that big telecom van
vapid cradle
Yeah, when you start to get armor you and your enemies are more difficult to kill
So you are safe of the oneshots of the first levels
muted aspen
Well there's definitely still one shots, just not everything is a one shot
vapid cradle
Yeah
trail pivot
vapid cradle
But not insane level things like being slashed in two pieces by a knife 😭
clever laurel
I really like this community, I havent called dumb for not knowing how to dodge
trail pivot
I really like this community, I havent called dumb for not knowing how to dodge
dont worry, i have like 350 hours total and i still suck at dodging and parrying often
vapid cradle
Well, even if you know some mechanics, it's hard to dominate them
clever laurel
dont worry, i have like 350 hours total and i still suck at dodging and parrying...
Ok
trail pivot
if you want to practice tho, i recommend tier 3
vapid cradle
I still struggle with making parries, dodgin and not be killed trying to get in reach
humble iris
dont worry, i have like 350 hours total and i still suck at dodging and parrying...
can youguess how much hours i have
also i botched tf out my flourish wtf 😭
muted aspen
I still struggle with making parries, dodgin and not be killed trying to get in ...
No polearms though, unless i'm remembering right
trail pivot
can youguess how much hours i have
if youre consistent with parrying then def more than me, or less, because i spent 90% on knight tier
so i cant say much
humble iris
if youre consistent with parrying then def more than me, or less, because i spen...
thats a close enough guess
i have 183 only
dark folio
I still struggle with making parries, dodgin and not be killed trying to get in ...
Skill issue
clever laurel
I still struggle with making parries, dodgin and not be killed trying to get in ...
I think I have never parried
vapid cradle
I started to play on august I think, and have 16 hours
humble iris
daily postage of this clip
trail pivot
best thing i can share from recently is this
vapid cradle
Greatsword the goat
muted aspen
Poleaxe all day for me
dark folio
Greatsword the goat
You sure
humble iris
thats gotta hurt
vapid cradle
daily postage of this clip
Tbh I never fought in 1st person, so this is cool
humble iris
Tbh I never fought in 1st person, so this is cool
thank you
and yes the parry inthe clip was an accident
wild radish
whenever i fight in first person the camera shakes like crazy
idk if theres a way to stabilize it or what
azure mirage
whenever i fight in first person the camera shakes like crazy
it does that
wild radish
just hurts to look at
clever laurel
whats your peoples opinion about The crossbow they showed us
Personally Im excited for it
humble iris
im hypedd af
vapid cradle
It seems cool, but honestly I doubt I will use it xd (or at least use it right)
clever laurel
daily postage of this clip
Holy thats really cool
humble iris
thankyuo
dark folio
Does anyone actually use slomo
muted aspen
Does anyone actually use slomo
occassionally by accident when i miss a button
vapid cradle
It's useful to give up tho when you got really hurted
runic lynx
Tbh I never fought in 1st person, so this is cool
Fought*
vapid cradle
Thank you
clever laurel
Does anyone actually use slomo
sometimes but it never helped me in anyway and whats the use of giving up
slim osprey
Does anyone actually use slomo
I'm not a fan of it
muted aspen
saving your run
slim osprey
it uses too much stamina
vapid cradle
sometimes but it never helped me in anyway and whats the use of giving up
Ehhh, don't be killed in gauntlet
clever laurel
saving your run
Ok thank you
dark folio
It's useful to give up tho when you got really hurted
It feels like i die faster with it
clever laurel
Ehhh, don't be killed in gauntlet
you mean like i dont end up in the abyss?
muted aspen
yeah you just lose level progress
clever laurel
yeah you just lose level progress
Ok
trail pivot
vapid cradle
It's normal that the clip doesn't play or it's just me?
neat jasper
not playing for me
dark folio
It's normal that the clip doesn't play or it's just me?
Skill issue ngl
humble iris
the throw was very necessary
clever laurel
It's normal that the clip doesn't play or it's just me?
I think thats a bug with discord I had the problem with other clips on discord but I dont know how to fix it
amber vessel
the throw was very necessary
Whats with the comically large estoc
slim osprey
It's normal that the clip doesn't play or it's just me?
pretty fire clip
humble iris
Whats with the comically large estoc
its normal sized
its a normal preset of a halfsword longsword
slim osprey
the throw was very necessary
humble iris
https://tenor.com/view/green-what-is-wrong-with-you-breaking-bad-saltreaver-gif-...
GREEN!!!!
slim osprey
its green
humble iris
vapid cradle
It's kiwami
slim osprey
I couldn't find out that said green
humble iris
I LOVE PARRYING YEAH!!!!!!
dark folio
Kaboom
clever laurel
are there any youtubers how play this game, I saw one video by a youtuber called Egg gun
clever laurel
there's a green role for content creators
ok I check them out
muted aspen
Watch the record speedrun on the speedrun channel
humble iris
god i love this game!!!
humble iris
willies are getting slaughtered
dark folio
willies are getting slaughtered
Good
cosmic grove
do u play keyboard or controller green
sharp sky
gilber
clever laurel
I find it really funny how the Inventory Picture for the lantern is just a stick. I dont find it annoying just wanted to have a reason to aks: Does any one use Inventory
trail pivot
humble iris
I find it really funny how the Inventory Picture for the lantern is just a stick...
very little people use sheathes for some reason
sick pollen
Fucking zombie 💔 took me FOREVER to kill the motherfucker
I took this immediately after his death
muted aspen
very little people use sheathes for some reason
probably because everything is too big for their hands
inner raven
Hi hi
humble iris
hello guy
sick pollen
Hello other guy
hey their guy
trail pivot
inner raven
@shell bronze what have you done.
humble iris
anyways check this out
inner raven
The coldest roundhouse kick
humble iris
The sword flails at the beginning 👏🏻
thank u
my flourish is my tech
it helps me win
totally
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> what have you done.
what
humble iris
a little off the top
golden nimbus
a little off the top
Wound that shit up like a softball pitch
cinder osprey
Fucking zombie 💔 took me FOREVER to kill the motherfucker
Bro saw an ancient horror
humble iris
what happened to my arm 😭
humble iris
Wound that shit up like a softball pitch
to be good at swords you must be good at baseball
humble iris
fight club
velvet halo
half sword clip spam will be limited tonight
whats the best call to practice parrying
shell bronze
what
sick pollen
Bro saw an ancient horror
He saw unspeakable things
humble iris
the tight uniform with the little red and blue helmets
trail pivot
velvet halo
why
trail pivot
because you dont have armor and there are swords involved so you gotta actually dodge or parry
or youll die immediately
humble iris
^
humble iris
adds risk while honing your skills
teaches you to not bum rush into everything and be patient
brittle bridge
I can smell a buzzsaw
shell bronze
you can turn damage against yourself down if you still want to learn without it getting annoying
velvet halo
you can turn damage against yourself down if you still want to learn without it ...
no im a man
trail pivot
sick pollen
Highkey trying the no pain no gain challenge rn, don't know if it has on official name or not
That's just what I gave it
humble iris
muted aspen
so you made up a name for a thing and then told a bunch of strangers that youre doing that thing, but didnt say what the thing is
humble iris
surprised that didnt cut his head in half
shell bronze
sick pollen
so you made up a name for a thing and then told a bunch of strangers that youre ...
Essentially I used the half sword enhancer to make both me and wille have infinite consciousness as well as no pain
So fights even at begger take FOREVER
velvet halo
So fights even at begger take FOREVER
um no ones gonna win
sick pollen
To clear thing up
velvet halo
bor
trail pivot
velvet halo
infinte fighting
sick pollen
um no ones gonna win
I might skip knight tier idk
velvet halo
skip begger to
sick pollen
Because that would be literally impossible
snow gulch
Essentially I used the half sword enhancer to make both me and wille have infini...
half sword enhancer can make it more difficult to kill, then?
sick pollen
skip begger to
I just don't do fist fights
sick pollen
half sword enhancer can make it more difficult to kill, then?
Ja
But first I'm going to watch Conan the barbarian
THEN I'll see if it's actually possible
snow gulch
oh sick lemme get it rq. can you turn off people not being able to fight without an arm and giving up?
sick pollen
oh sick lemme get it rq. can you turn off people not being able to fight without...
Pretty much what no pain does in a sense
humble iris
crouch parrying is actually so good
snow gulch
ah sick
humble iris
oh man am i glad its friday
snow gulch
ill check
sick pollen
oh man am i glad its friday
Real
snow gulch
ninja gaiden 4 drops on the 20th..
humble iris
im locking in my educated guess
sick pollen
Anyhow movie time I'll be back
humble iris
i got smited for a second
humble iris
im locking in my educated guess
EA will come out nov 26th or nov 18th
velvet halo
thanks
fierce wedge
helmet pop
sick pollen
ninja gaiden 4 drops on the 20th..
Also I'm pretty sure it's infinite consciousness since that makes it so you can't knock them out
velvet halo
thanks
warm vortex
yoo I keep getting fatal error is it something i’m doing
humble iris
yoo I keep getting fatal error is it something i’m doing
on ultimate challenge?
snow gulch
Also I'm pretty sure it's infinite consciousness since that makes it so you can'...
ah gotcha
warm vortex
randomly mid fight
warm vortex
okok let me try appreciate you
humble iris
no problem
velvet halo
but i like blood
snow gulch
LOL dw
sick pollen
but i like blood
Just turn it down a bit
keen verge
crouch parrying is actually so good
Imagine youre willy, you just got your troat sliced open and are slowly choking on your own blood. Meanwhile the player is looking down at you with a camera saying "Beautiifuuuull"
warm vortex
wait where can I even turn it down, is it the mode I pick in the beginning like gruesome nd stuff
humble iris
Imagine youre willy, you just got your troat sliced open and are slowly choking ...
chopped off someoens arm and im just standing over them like "that would make a good clip"
humble iris
wait where can I even turn it down, is it the mode I pick in the beginning like ...
hol up
ill show u
one sec
keen verge
wait where can I even turn it down, is it the mode I pick in the beginning like ...
Settings -> gore and then the sliders
warm vortex
🐐
snow gulch
oh yeah ok so they still take damage on no pain they just dont give up, slit a guys throat and he was still tryna throw hands lol
humble iris
oh yeah ok so they still take damage on no pain they just dont give up, slit a g...
if you want the ai to be invincible
turn on invulnerability and then possess nearest willie
trail pivot
snow gulch
nah i prefer them to not give up
trail pivot
missed the first, got the second
hit so hard the hat teleported
humble iris
thats the power of green
velvet halo
thats the power of green
do you know any good custom loadouts to pratice parrying
humble iris
do you know any good custom loadouts to pratice parrying
ones with swords
velvet halo
ones with swords
i mean names
sick pollen
That will make them not be able to be knocked out
velvet halo
for ovrdth?
yes
humble iris
jong longeswarde's knightly art of fencing
snow gulch
nah this works like a charm
cause they dont give up until quite a few strikes are done
velvet halo
jong longeswarde's knightly art of fencing
which one
sick pollen
nah this works like a charm
Nvm then
snow gulch
makes fights longer which is fun
trail pivot
velvet halo
and why does it make you naked
sick pollen
Continue on
fierce wedge
sick pollen
NOW movie time
shell lava
how do i snap necks ive done it on accident before
but like without a mace
is that even possible
humble iris
disarmed
fierce wedge
evil..
misty gazelle
That aventaile saved him from a slit throat. Really happy how I opened up his shield though.
fierce wedge
That aventaile saved him from a slit throat. Really happy how I opened up his sh...
that straight up looks like a kcd combo
humble iris
full body chainmail will go TUFF!!
misty gazelle
actually, looking at it now he doesnt have any maille there
huh.
forgot to sharpen me axe
humble iris
actually, looking at it now he doesnt have any maille there
they wear it under their collar
sometimes
fierce wedge
is that even possible
i think its possible, its like breaking limbs, you just gotta get enough blunt force in there to break it
fierce wedge
actually, looking at it now he doesnt have any maille there
sometimes the axe is just
blunt for some reason
molten spear
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RANGED WEAPONS
humble iris
thats mail
misty gazelle
i main the warhammer
humble iris
under the gambeson!!!
misty gazelle
Yeah, probably something there,
languid gazelle
lads
misty gazelle
Either way. he ded
trail pivot
languid gazelle
the crossbow announcement is back
misty gazelle
humble iris
almost cut right through em
fierce wedge
my evil is unmatched.
humble iris
evil...
misty gazelle
hows this for an armor takedown?
muted aspen
I think my favorite weapon in this game might be the candelabra
misty gazelle
hey that thing is OP
that spike on the end of it?
i got my longest abyss run with the single handed one because of that spike, lol
fierce wedge
hows this for an armor takedown?
discord refuses to show the rest of the clip but that first hit looked absolutely immaculate
muted aspen
The weapon catching on the bottom too
misty gazelle
wierd its not showing the rest
fierce wedge
hows this for an armor takedown?
oh hey its finally showing the video
UTTERLY AMAZING
OH MY GOD
i was not expecting that..
humble iris
thats GOTTA hurt
muted aspen
i got my longest abyss run with the single handed one because of that spike, lol
on the topic of abyss runs i just did a scythe man abyss run with no arms lolol
humble iris
fpv clip
misty gazelle
I could never get into FP in this game, props to making it work!
humble iris
I could never get into FP in this game, props to making it work!
wanna see something silly
fierce wedge
its a spare somehow even though i drove a polearm entirely through his chest
misty gazelle
wanna see something silly
yes
humble iris
sillyness
humble iris
thankyou thanykou
humble iris
didnt I already see this but still perfect
yes im so proud of it i had to post it twice in one day
signal wedge
hello silly mod
hello green goober previously fart farty mc farterton
humble iris
hello green goober previously fart farty mc farterton
whos fart farty mc farterton
misty gazelle
Plancons deserve this.
clever laurel
very little people use sheathes for some reason
Me too cause most times when I get killed very shortly after
fierce wedge
i didnt think i could cut through his arm armor
signal wedge
never heard that one before hmmm
dont gaslight me you CRETIN
humble iris
dont gaslight me you CRETIN
im not creatine
fierce wedge
Plancons deserve this.
i think i once killed a plancon with a candlestick
signal wedge
im not creatine
humble iris
cannibalism
fierce wedge
i think i once killed a plancon with a candlestick
signal wedge
I hope you crunch something in your soft food goober
humble iris
I hope you crunch something in your soft food goober
that is terrible
this has happened several times to me before
anyways watch this sick clip
signal wedge
And I hope its already too far down so you cant really search for it with your tongue so eventually you just gotta give up
humble iris
yeah yeah yeah
go gamble in the las vegas strip PAL
oh wait
your in the BORING part of nevada 😂
signal wedge
Literally a seven hour drive bozo
humble iris
thats just a you problem bucko...
signal wedge
erm, yeah
humble iris
ill ban you if you dont agree with me
signal wedge
bro thinks hes easter
humble iris
ill get moai to ban you if you dont agree with me
twilit escarp
NGL this abyss loadout has that condotierri drip
signal wedge
moai may be evil but hes not betray other mods evil
fierce wedge
struggled not to kill this guy
humble iris
yeah thats what i thought pal
twilit escarp
moai may be evil but hes not betray other mods evil
Maoi also despises Cool3DWorld, he fuckin hates it more than anything else on earth
signal wedge
Tf is cool3dworld
signal wedge
You'd prolly like it you FREAK
humble iris
what is this
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/cole-phelps-la-noire-dissapointed-gif-20593312
My reaction exactly
round stone
Sent flying like he's team rocket or something
fierce wedge
i finally stopped resorting to flailing about like my weapon is a baseball bat
fierce wedge
Sent flying like he's team rocket or something
LOL
misty gazelle
fierce wedge
misty gazelle
fierce wedge
This willie didnt want to die
just needed to hammer it in
clever laurel
This willie didnt want to die
But it refused. ahh npc
round stone
Bro had determination and a plan
fierce wedge
i finally stopped resorting to flailing about like my weapon is a baseball bat
he lives
sand herald
misty gazelle
before and after, what the willie doin?
fierce wedge
im never pressing x again.. this too powerful man..
fierce wedge
im never pressing x again.. this too powerful man..
aftermath
humble iris
the parry of anguish and pain
clever laurel
the parry of anguish and pain
Nice and question do you just like get good at parrying by parrying
humble iris
Nice and question do you just like get good at parrying by parrying
you get good at parrying by learning mouse control and some other key factors
misty gazelle
^
humble iris
mouse control is the main one
twilit escarp
Nice and question do you just like get good at parrying by parrying
by learning to override passive parry
humble iris
its also your mouse knowledge
misty gazelle
bit of a slow parry here, but
humble iris
what movements of your mouse make what stance
humble iris
learning how to read your opponent is also a key factor
sick pollen
Aight I will now continue my crusade against the willes
humble iris
if their blade is leaning to their right, they most likely will swing from the right unless they're a dirty trickster
elfin abyss
cant wait for someone to create a gun mod when the game comes out..
elfin abyss
is it tho?
misty gazelle
twilit escarp
trying to find a parry clip but I haven't named any of them
humble iris
if you want better parrying tips, talk to clueless
elfin abyss
i cant wait to customize my willie when the game comes out
odd kiln
parrying would be so much better in general if there was a parry assist slider or something
twilit escarp
my best parry by far, only because I manouvered into a thrust, which is nearly impossible in halfsword
parry to thrust that is, thrusting is easy
fierce wedge
Nice and question do you just like get good at parrying by parrying
honestly the best way i learnt is that theres a little oval around the body, a zone where your character "autoparries", if you go past that zone it becomes a "swing" and the "autoparry" does not function
humble iris
my best parry by far, only because I manouvered into a thrust, which is nearly i...
i think we call this a sheitelhau
thats pretty neat
misty gazelle
This ones my best I think
odd kiln
parrying would be so much better in general if there was a parry assist slider o...
I dont move my mouse in this clip once btw
fierce wedge
This ones my best I think
your way of playing is EXTREMELY good in a way i cant explain
twilit escarp
i think we call this a sheitelhau
yeah HEMA terminology isn't something I'm familiar with because German.
most of the parries you see in this game are attack in preparation style
because passive parries suck
misty gazelle
aw hah, thanks dude.
twilit escarp
most players predict where the AI will move, knock their weapon aside and then capitalise
and that's something only time can teach you, really
rather than waiting for a blow to come, then delivering a parry into riposte
misty gazelle
I usually try and go for a one hit kill around their defences if I can. Parries are fun, but squirreling your way past their weapon into a vital can be super fun
humble iris
yeah, casting the blade aside during the bind is really cool and efficient
anyways this is my 150th clip
50 more until 200
fierce wedge
i cut his toes off mid-fight
misty gazelle
Found another parry clip
twilit escarp
I usually try and go for a one hit kill around their defences if I can. Parries ...
my fav example of that exact thing
sick pollen
humble iris
obs
misty gazelle
Ooo, i need a sec to load
humble iris
ohhh beee esss
fierce wedge
your way of playing is EXTREMELY good in a way i cant explain
i think it might have to do with the fact that you use actually weighty weapons instead of the 98,000th longsword clip
twilit escarp
well, it's more of an example of using the entire weapon to open up an enemy before delivering a killing strike
fierce wedge
i love my longsword
misty gazelle
This is one of my favorite moves with the hammer. Throwing a side-long strike directly to he head.
twilit escarp
but still, squirelling around the defences by basically grappling the buckler with my longsword
clever laurel
i hate passive parry !!!!
whats passive parry
misty gazelle
my fav example of that exact thing
That was super smooth
humble iris
whats passive parry
where the game tries to parry for you
without your mouse control
clever laurel
where the game tries to parry for you
Ah ok
humble iris
its really bad
fierce wedge
whats passive parry
uhhhg its where you parry passively or something
sick pollen
the fuck is he trying to do???
twilit escarp
whats passive parry
if you hold your weapon in front of you, your character will automatically move their weapon to intercept enemy strikes, and 90% of the time they'll miss, open up your guard and get you killed
humble iris
and if you use opposite hand grip (pressing x) your passive parry with just be reversed
twilit escarp
That was super smooth
ty
round stone
the fuck is he trying to do???
yorking peenar
misty gazelle
I think this is the squirreliest i've gotten with a thrust.
sand herald
humble iris
hello john
round stone
I think this is the squirreliest i've gotten with a thrust.
he ran right into it
twilit escarp
see this is a parry combined with a flagrant abuse of Halfsword's physics.
it's fucking awesome, but also pure bs lmao
misty gazelle
fierce wedge
misty gazelle
Johns great at what he does
round stone
"Maybe you're wondering..."
sand herald
fierce wedge
clearly a wizard
humble iris
shortsward
fierce wedge
i finally found out that plancons arent even half as scary when you use a shield
clever laurel
and if you use opposite hand grip (pressing x) your passive parry with just be r...
Im confused
muted aspen
THere's not much in this game that makes me feel like a good and well adjusted human, but I definitely hit a low point when I'm slowly scooting my opponent out of the ring by kicking him repeatedly in the balls with alternate feet
fierce wedge
Im confused
you only need to know that if you use polearms
sand herald
fierce wedge
near garnet
Knuckle sandwich
fierce wedge
Knuckle sandwich
AHHH JEEZUS
round stone
Knuckle sandwich
AKNGSKJANGKAJSNGKJANGJKA
clever laurel
you only need to know that if you use polearms
I use some of them
hybrid gale
anyone else excited for crossbow?
round stone
"Me when I fucking get you"
round stone
anyone else excited for crossbow?
I'm more excited to know release date!
humble iris
who needs a long pointy sword?
hybrid gale
fair
supple ember
Why is my guy whining like a little baby?
fierce wedge
Why is my guy whining like a little baby?
why is your guy drunk
clever laurel
who needs a long pointy sword?
NICE
humble iris
Why is my guy whining like a little baby?
chill out on the ale
round stone
who needs a long pointy sword?
Did you intend to throw the shield to his face?
round stone
It do be hard sometimes
supple ember
Lmao
pearl ferry
i weigh maybe 2 stone
round stone
should I get a cold one chat
humble iris
yes
round stone
say less brother
humble iris
my shortsword was simply just better
round stone
the way of the headbutt
sand herald
fierce wedge
i feel bad about this one
round stone
i feel bad about this one
I think his ego was more hurt at the end
fierce wedge
I think his ego was more hurt at the end
i nicked a artery in his throat
he just straight up bled out
round stone
sand herald
round stone
clever laurel
what mouse should I get for this game I currently have a Logitech G502 Hero
fierce wedge
what mouse should I get for this game I currently have a Logitech G502 Hero
mouses dont really
matter
you just gotta have onee, any kind i guess
round stone
maybe he means like, for dodging
It doesn't matter the mouse either
You just move sideways, and flick the mouse
hearty dove
is there some sort of optimal mouse sensitivity not including the dpi i can figure that out
humble iris
this arena aint big enough for 2 greenards
round stone
There could only be one fart boy
clever laurel
by learning to override passive parry
how would I do that
fierce wedge
is there some sort of optimal mouse sensitivity not including the dpi i can figu...
whatever works for you i guess
there isnt a meta for mouses
humble iris
meta is lowering all your sens down to 0
hearty dove
i dont want to be flailing around wildly lol
twilit escarp
how would I do that
Move your weapon away from the standard guard before passive parry begins to take effect, you’ve got a very, very slim window but once it clicks it clicks
fierce wedge
meta is lowering all your sens down to 0
SO TRUE
fierce wedge
do you use 0 sens 😭
yeah i'll send a clip rq
humble iris
oh well i guess im somewhat similar
clever laurel
ok
clever laurel
oh well i guess im somewhat similar
Thats similar to my settings
near garnet
hmmm somethings off here...
fierce wedge
yeah i'll send a clip rq
near garnet
tis but a scratch!
round stone
Played as a Barron a while ago, and turned into 1st person view
didn't see a damn thing
round stone
😭
near garnet
Alley oop!!!
fierce wedge
oh also one time i just randomly decided to charge someone in reckless abandon
clever laurel
sometimes the npcs are really dumb, One npc was really trying to cut me with that spear with two pointy thing infront like it was a sword
sand herald
Strange fight
clever laurel
How many of you use half sword enhancer
fierce wedge
sometimes the npcs are really dumb, One npc was really trying to cut me with tha...
thats because thats
round stone
Brother is doing Iaido
fierce wedge
thats because thats
thats sharp
clever laurel
thats because thats
Now Im even more confused
humble iris
woops
round stone
lmao
humble iris
humble iris
Now Im even more confused
ai have different personalities
some are shit some are good
some are passive
some are aggressive
clever laurel
some are shit some are good
Ok didnt think about that
brittle bridge
some just fucking bumrush you
sick pollen
humble iris
(and die instantly if you play your cards right)
round stone
"Cool duo poses to try with your bro"
neat crow
Yall we only get two more teasers 💔
sick pollen
Yall we only get two more teasers 💔
till what?
sand herald
some just fucking bumrush you
just noticed your pfp, peak
round stone
we aint getting a date in those 2 teasers left
fierce wedge
i disarmed a guy and just decided to start fist-fighting him (cut down since its like 2 minutes long i think)
round stone
What a bro, editing his clip since it was too long
There must be a name for that kind of fighting
fierce wedge
i disarmed a guy and just decided to start fist-fighting him (cut down since its...
something of note since i just tabbed back in
humble iris
holy shit on (i fucked up my flourish AGAIN)
round stone
Like, grabbing each other with one hand, and punching with the other
humble iris
grappling
round stone
Hmm
keen coral
whats the best weapon for man at arms and knight
sick pollen
This games so peak yet so ass at the same time
rapid pond
This games so peak yet so ass at the same time
Commoner boss ?
humble iris
whats the best weapon for man at arms and knight
poleaxe poleaxe and poleaxe
sick pollen
Commoner boss ?
Just in general
humble iris
long stick with an axe head
keen coral
thanks frne
round stone
long stick users 
rapid pond
Just in general
Only ass moment for me is getting cut in half by a blunt weapon
sudden ravine
new announcement so peak and the crossbow video so peak
sick pollen
Only ass moment for me is getting cut in half by a blunt weapon
Real
clever laurel
Just walk it of or put some ice on it. Do you guys agree
hard oracle
Anyone has good advice on hangover?