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#halfsword-chat-⚔
shell bronze
hushed stump
half the time i seem to have to reposition to attempt a real strike that isnt flailing
shell bronze
hand snipe
vernal patrol
I know but I didn't know if they would repost with less sneak peak lol
inner raven
Someone pitch in so I can get a stream deck, play HalfSword at work
shell bronze
Someone pitch in so I can get a stream deck, play HalfSword at work
controller gameplay is crazy
humble iris
basically, crossbow, shop, customization of patterns
and ERRANDS!!!
dark hazel
also fire physhics
inner raven
controller gameplay is crazy
Would go hard though
shell bronze
half sword runs ok on all 3 of my handhelds but i hate the controller gameplay
inner raven
Nah, I’d bring in a keyboard and mouse
dark hazel
and ERRANDS!!!
what
shell bronze
steam deck, ally, and legion do fine
inner raven
Legion was looking promising
shell bronze
my laptops like the game on dx11 too
dark hazel
STEAM DECK CAN RUN HS?
humble iris
and CHAINMAIL!!!!!
shell bronze
STEAM DECK CAN RUN HS?
yes
shell bronze
What’s your system specs?
the pc
shell bronze
7800x3d and 7900xtx
inner raven
wow the game is much more optimized
DX11 all the way
inner raven
7800x3d and 7900xtx
Oooh big boy
shell bronze
64gb ram
shell bronze
2 m.2 sticks 4tb each
inner raven
I need to upgrade my system… but money, kids, and a Mrs
shell bronze
samsung 990s
inner raven
Makes it impossible
soft osprey
Makes it impossible
It’s possible, just get rid of the kids and mrs
dark hazel
yea
shell bronze
I need to upgrade my system… but money, kids, and a Mrs
i work telecom and have responsibilities besides to feed my 4 cars and expensive ass hobbies
inner raven
You know what, never thought of that
shell bronze
rent is cheap because i split a house with roommates
inner raven
i work telecom and have responsibilities besides to feed my 4 cars and expensive...
4 cars 😭
vernal patrol
I hope they update the demo again before early access! Been playing since the early early only pit demo. Such a good game already
inner raven
Tf you have
soft osprey
You know what, never thought of that
You’re welcome. the money will come after
inner raven
Thank you for that important advice.
dark hazel
I hope they update the demo again before early access! Been playing since the ea...
the what?
shell bronze
3 beaters that terrorize the road and 1 normal new(ish) car that i technically own but bought for my sister to use
all paid off
inner raven
Terrorise the road. I like you more
vernal patrol
When it was only the abyss
dark hazel
3 beaters that terrorize the road and 1 normal new(ish) car that i technically o...
flex
dark hazel
When it was only the abyss
oh
shell bronze
life is forza
shell bronze
Terrorise the road. I like you more
inner raven
I was going to go into Telecom work, and then this job came up so took it
dark hazel
there was a demo with pits in like a convention with hs
i got confused with that
games convention
inner raven
Bro is driva
shell bronze
Clueless loves a humblebrag
humble?
naive holly
Pmupkinklaimer
You reverting to normal silly inspired me to do the opposite
dark hazel
ima go sleep
shell bronze
I was going to go into Telecom work, and then this job came up so took it
depending on company it's a good career
naive holly
it kinda sucks
Def my least favorite part of the gauntlet
dark hazel
i been at it for like 2 hours
humble iris
9 more clips...
inner raven
depending on company it's a good career
Was gonna be with BT
wild radish
i dislike ultimate challange
finally get a good start and the game crashes. you WILL fight swordsmen with a knife
dark hazel
ok brag
dark hazel
finally get a good start and the game crashes. you WILL fight swordsmen with a k...
that literally happened
i got plancon
stabbed someone
and got crashed
inner raven
Oh damn, Comcast is huge too
dark hazel
😭
lean nicheBOT
humble iris
dark hazel
i was going to say taht
humble iris
beat ya to it
celest river
<#1313983700412661811>
luh minimod
dark hazel
sudden ravine
wheres the new announcement
shell bronze
Oh damn, Comcast is huge too
yeah we swept them though
signal wedge
beat ya to it
fart farty mc farterton:(
dark hazel
wheres the new announcement
too much sneek peek
humble iris
fart farty mc farterton:(
green goober is alive
inner raven
yeah we swept them though
Fair play to you, successes 🙏🏻
dark hazel
i said this thing like 5 times
shell bronze
Fair play to you, successes 🙏🏻
bonuses all around and not a single layoff since the field operations division was established here
good company
dark hazel
isn't telecom like a phone company
small glen
why tf is spotify giving me an ad after each song
dark hazel
why tf is spotify giving me an ad after each song
cuz it's spotify
inner raven
Damn. My company is decent, overtime pay is good, 1.5x
shell bronze
isn't telecom like a phone company
telecommunications just means everything cable and tv and internet and phone
dark hazel
telecommunications just means everything cable and tv and internet and phone
huh
i thought it was just like phone calls
dark hazel
so which part of tv, internet and phone?
snow gulch
shell bronze
so which part of tv, internet and phone?
?
round stone
¿
dark hazel
ohhh
shell bronze
radio, cable, cell
shell bronze
the ones below the power lines
big difference
the power lines are the highest ones always and below them is the cable/phone lines
inner raven
The small thin cables that connect your home to the internet, fibre, stuff like that is telecommunications
humble iris
kachow!
humble iris
ok im done with halfsword for the day
shell bronze
coaxial and fiber i specialize in, but that's just the job description
it's a lot beyond that for my job
dark hazel
what part of tellecom do u work on?
small glen
holy shit, i just did the most vile accidental kill
dark hazel
holy shit, i just did the most vile accidental kill
vid
shell bronze
what part of tellecom do u work on?
tv internet and home phone
dark hazel
clip
shell bronze
we dont call it tv though we call it video
dark hazel
cool
dark hazel
kachow!
i am still having difficulty parrying
how do you do that
i see like a swing from the top
i do a like 7 lookin ahh pose
dark hazel
and still get hit
humble iris
(clueless)
inner raven
Clueless speak your wonders man
humble iris
only thing i can tell you is that whenever the ai swings from one side to the other
dark hazel
bro accidently cuts someone throat open
small glen
bro accidently cuts someone throat open
it was a sword headlock
humble iris
so if they went from a horiz strike from left to the right
expect a right to the left right after
shell bronze
dark hazel
yea but i get blown through my parries
shell bronze
and that's where i get the income to
-own too many expensive electronic devices
-cosplay
-be into cars
-build gundam
-be into swords and guns
-go to a theme park every weekend so i can shitpost on discord in style
humble iris
yea but i get blown through my parries
put some force behind your parry
dark hazel
put some force behind your parry
force?
inner raven
Shitposting is the main reason
shell bronze
yea but i get blown through my parries
you have to know which parries to take
dark hazel
how?
humble iris
push into his blade a little bit so it doesnt get overpowered
humble iris
push into his blade a little bit so it doesnt get overpowered
for some
dark hazel
and that's where i get the income to
-own too many expensive electronic devices
...
cosplay?
like what cosplay?
soft osprey
and that's where i get the income to
-own too many expensive electronic devices
...
All that money and still no maidens
soft osprey
Got em
shell bronze
All that money and still no maidens
i have 7 in the roster actually
don't speak to me of maidens
inner raven
HS7
soft osprey
i have 7 in the roster actually
The HS7 dont count
shell bronze
i live the true bachelor lifestyle
shell bronze
The HS7 dont count
they're my discord hoes it's a different story
inner raven
In the roster or basement?
soft osprey
Yes
shell bronze
inner raven
Damn. He does get maidens
blazing drift
pizza
shell bronze
pizza
dark hazel
pizza
inner raven
pizza
shell bronze
Damn. He does get maidens
most unemployed employed person
you can leave your house and touch grass but the inner chronically online loser will never leave you
blazing drift
you can leave your house and touch grass but the inner chronically online loser ...
rude
dark hazel
rude
blazing drift
your so rude
dark hazel
you're
shell bronze
yuo're
blazing drift
hhe called him a looooser
dark hazel
blazing drift
not me
inner raven
most unemployed employed person
Fr but hey, bitches get bitches
shell bronze
Fr but hey, bitches get bitches
thas right
blazing drift
do you feel called out 💔
i feel clueless
shell bronze
ew
blazing drift
i need a clue
don't leave me in the blue clueless
give me a clue what i did
why must you be so rude?
humble iris
such a poet
inner raven
I gotta go for 5 🙄. Be back soon bitches
blazing drift
you dont; wanna feel the inner demon inside of me.... When i get angry isee red. holy aura this shit is tuff
shell bronze
you dont; wanna feel the inner demon inside of me.... When i get angry isee red....
small glen
i find it so funny that if you turn gore off it just makes everyone incredibly durable
shell bronze
pg mode
analog pelican
No thoughts, only psycopathic tendencies.
round stone
No thoughts, only psycopathic tendencies.
wheat leaf
you dont; wanna feel the inner demon inside of me.... When i get angry isee red....
Average Skillet listener
round stone
Average Skillet listener
'Monster' starts playing on the background
dark hazel
so having gore makes the game easier
small glen
No, seriously. who idea was it to make gore a precent chance
shell bronze
if you're not on the receiving end yes
dark hazel
inner raven
if you're not on the receiving end yes
Not if Tyrone can help.
small glen
so lets say
shell bronze
small glen
you stab sir evil Willie
shell bronze
Not if Tyrone can help.
?
shell bronze
he either gets cut in half
wheat leaf
gore enables the instakill values
Does that apply even if it doesn’t actually dismember? Like a full cut through the torso that doesn’t split them in two for example
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427231964406091906...
we must be using medieval lightsabers
dark hazel
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427231964406091906...
is this a hevc vid
shell bronze
funny but lets put a lid on these jokes
shell bronze
we must be using medieval lightsabers
max gore
shell bronze
Does that apply even if it doesn’t actually dismember? Like a full cut through t...
no
there's that distinct sound effect of dismemberment/decapitation
the drawn out dramatic ass SHHHHHNK
wheat leaf
Right gotcha
shell bronze
if it's against the torso or the head or a certain part of the thigh it's insta kill
round stone
where's the fart farty boy ¿
small glen
which can breath on you and then you get turned into a fucking ribbon
wheat leaf
Battle axe do be a bit touchy lol
humble iris
Does that apply even if it doesn’t actually dismember? Like a full cut through t...
we love a little dismemberment
small glen
axes barely need to even be swung to actually dismember
wheat leaf
Top 3 Last weapon I’d ever want to grapple against
humble iris
we love a little dismemberment
(yes i know the head didnt fall off but its still dismemberment because of that sound!!!)
humble iris
hello windsnake
wheat leaf
Mean lean green machine
inner raven
we love a little dismemberment
“This enough HalfSword for me tonight”
round stone
omg he replied
humble iris
“This enough HalfSword for me tonight”
this is an old clip
wheat leaf
omg he replied
Gonna ask for an autograph or what?
round stone
inner raven
Oh 😭
round stone
Gonna ask for an autograph or what?
Perchance
wheat leaf
The days of clicking a class over and over to find what you want
humble iris
The days of clicking a class over and over to find what you want
i did this before i got ovr 😭
inner raven
Why don’t you go green and purple, be part of the mystery machine from Scooby Doo
humble iris
i could be the riddler from batman
inner raven
Omfg yes
wheat leaf
Old style green goblin
inner raven
I didn’t think about that
shell bronze
the battle axe is so ass bro
inner raven
The riddler who riddles on willies, ends up decapitating them
shell bronze
you can let someone walk into it in full plate and it'll cut them in half
humble iris
this clip still confuses me
round stone
It's battle hammer or nothing
humble iris
The riddler who riddles on willies, ends up decapitating them
riddle me this willie
inner raven
That sounds worse when I send it, but you get what I mean
wheat leaf
the battle axe is so ass bro
It just needs a rework lol
humble iris
whats sharp and about to enter your cranium?
wheat leaf
Reminds me of plancon how it used to stick like friggin velcro
inner raven
Your sword
humble iris
ding ding ding!
wheat leaf
whats sharp and about to enter your cranium?
My pickup lines
shell bronze
Reminds me of plancon how it used to stick like friggin velcro
still does
humble iris
this clip still confuses me
how does this hit his head!!!!!
halfsword broken... cant play anymore...
round stone
God I’m good
omg you got 'ding ding ding'-ed by the green fart boy
happens once in a lifetime
humble iris
swordshort
round stone
I go short-sword and dagger when I want to practice my throws
fierce wedge
disarmed his main weapon, now hes forced to use the less lethal mace
round stone
I hope that Throws are more easier to do in the future
inner raven
omg you got 'ding ding ding'-ed by the green fart boy
I know, I’m so proud of myself
humble iris
mybucklegler 😡
wheat leaf
still does
I feel like they tweaked it a bit tho right? Like first gore update it was BAD
Or before that I should say
inner raven
Felt cute, might delete
humble iris
this it probably one of my favorite fpv clips
inner raven
this it probably one of my favorite fpv clips
Cold
small glen
I feel like they tweaked it a bit tho right? Like first gore update it was BAD
hello, Plancon main here
and to answer your question: no its the same
wheat leaf
Ah
humble iris
this is probably my second favorite fpv clip
fierce wedge
somehow dug right into his hand
i am narrating this because medal has decided to stop registering halfsword as a game to me.
humble iris
cut right through em
humble iris
and my head NEARLY got severed into 2
inner raven
That’s a top 10 coldest moments
inner raven
and my head NEARLY got severed into 2
But. It didn’t :)
humble iris
your right
wheat leaf
Sometimes the plancon gets so stuck that it actually becomes unusable
You freaky for meaning the plan con
inner raven
Think of the positives in life
humble iris
and he paid the price!!!
small glen
You freaky for meaning the plan con
Ik
shell bronze
I feel like they tweaked it a bit tho right? Like first gore update it was BAD
😂
still ass
inner raven
i needa do more of these fpv clips
When I wake up at whatever time tomorrow, I’m gonna get some clips for you sexies so you can judge me
small glen
The plancon variant with smaller spikes gets stuck a lot less
humble iris
When I wake up at whatever time tomorrow, I’m gonna get some clips for you sexie...
judgement....
fierce wedge
disarmed his main weapon, now hes forced to use the less lethal mace
stole his entire loadout
humble iris
who needs a weapon anyways
inner raven
Yes. Judgement. I’m the epitome of shit
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427821746349674536...
To be fair
humble iris
Yes. Judgement. I’m the epitome of shit
dont worry working at an airport makes ratings go sky high
haha get it
sky
high
airport
ha
haha
inner raven
dont worry working at an airport makes ratings go sky high
Thanks homie
small glen
The Plançon is anti-armor
inner raven
Gonna go treat myself to a Starbucks :)
humble iris
ive never had starbucks tbf
inner raven
Oh, I get it 😅
small glen
It was literally designed for that in mind
inner raven
I didn’t realise you were making a joke 😭😭😭
fierce wedge
stole his entire loadout
oh my god he finally lost balance
humble iris
thank you thank you
inner raven
Proud dad moment
small glen
The most deadly part of the Plançon isn't the spikes on the side, but rather the fucking sniper rifle of a blade at the tip
That thing does so much damage
humble iris
The most deadly part of the Plançon isn't the spikes on the side, but rather the...
spikes on the side
small glen
spikes on the side
The spikes on the side almost never one shot
humble iris
spikes on the side
fierce wedge
complete accident but i feel good about this
shell bronze
it's just a regular spearhead
small glen
it's just a regular spearhead
That's what is scary about it
inner raven
Be back in 5/10, gonna yam a sausage bap and an iced coffee :)
humble iris
plancon is some big ol bullshit!!!
small glen
But it's hitbox is significantly bigger
humble iris
Be back in 5/10, gonna yam a sausage bap and an iced coffee :)
enjoy ma boy
shell bronze
driving home thinking about the half sword clip spam i will do tonigjt
inner raven
Oh I will
small glen
And for some reason, that tip seemingly kills everything it grazes
humble iris
driving home thinking about the half sword clip spam i will do tonigjt
dont worry i reserved the spot for you
small glen
Like outright one shot, even on hand pokes
wild radish
The most deadly part of the Plançon isn't the spikes on the side, but rather the...
trying to knock it away and hes got an iron grip for no reason
summer pollen
my honest reaction when someone finds out i am an amputee and am just wearing gauntlets to pretend i have hands
inner raven
driving home thinking about the half sword clip spam i will do tonigjt
Better tag me
small glen
trying to knock it away and hes got an iron grip for no reason
It's easy to knock away
Funny enough
shell bronze
for now i text and drive while jpop plays
humble iris
i dont remember if i posted this today or not but this was still pretty sick
oh i think i did
fierce wedge
my honest reaction when someone finds out i am an amputee and am just wearing ga...
wait where are his hands
HE DOESNT HAVE HANDS
restive barn
for now i text and drive while jpop plays
my lil soda pop
limber kiln
It's back though. Genie's been let outta the bottle
small glen
my lil soda pop
That's Korean
restive barn
That's Korean
small glen
Actually wait
shell bronze
my lil soda pop
humble iris
It's back though. Genie's been let outta the bottle
cant wait to hit a trickshot with the crossbrow
360 no scope headshot 🔥
small glen
It's technically American
fierce wedge
It's back though. Genie's been let outta the bottle
KILL
small glen
Japanese music sometimes hits different
shell bronze
It's back though. Genie's been let outta the bottle
best we dont repost that here
limber kiln
cant wait to hit a trickshot with the crossbrow
Whilst they might be angry about potentially having revealed too much already, I'd much rather actually see and know what to expect considering their grand promises in the livestream
limber kiln
best we dont repost that here
Eh, it's already been posted once in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 .
humble iris
Whilst they might be angry about potentially having revealed too much already, I...
i would still respect the decisions of the devs of not wanting to leak too much in one day
small glen
(My family has never been to Japan ever, based family tree)
humble iris
the leaks are meant for the entire snf, not just one day
shell bronze
share amongst each other
fierce wedge
evil.
inner raven
Boys. I forgot to tell you.. the HalfSword gods IRL stabbed me with their small dagger
fierce wedge
he leg hurt.
humble iris
Boys. I forgot to tell you.. the HalfSword gods IRL stabbed me with their small ...
it was never the same until i took a rondel to the back
limber kiln
share amongst each other
Very well. If people ask I'll provide the video
restive barn
shell bronze
itd be cool if they added mouth movement and blinking
eyeballs are gonna be popping out of skulls so
fierce wedge
it would be cool if they added uhhh
shell bronze
a little blinking dont hurt
small glen
a little blinking dont hurt
Can you voice act for half sword, thank you.
blazing drift
[enis
shell bronze
Can you voice act for half sword, thank you.
why
i mean i can scream pretty good on command but why
fierce wedge
yeoowww
wild radish
so we can make ai videos of u saying whatever
fierce wedge
i mean i can scream pretty good on command but why
he wants to kill you ingame ofcourse
humble iris
so we can make ai videos of u saying whatever
this will never be a good idea 😭
wild radish
the implication was supposed to be malicious
humble iris
thats more like it
shell bronze
so we can make ai videos of u saying whatever
you dont need ai to make me say things
:]
wild radish
just treats and a collar
humble iris
200 thousand dollars for a snippet of "hi"
fierce wedge
just treats and a collar
WHAAAAAAAAAT
limber kiln
Something I will say though from the little over-exposure;
The art that has already been drawn for some of the screens is damn good. Who does the art again?
inner raven
it was never the same until i took a rondel to the back
Damn, Skyrim jokes
humble iris
Damn, Skyrim jokes
will never get old
inner raven
When the crossbow releases you can finally say they took an arrow to the knee
fierce wedge
When the crossbow releases you can finally say they took an arrow to the knee
erm..
bolt.
humble iris
erm.. arrow
inner raven
Fuck me. Didn’t realise Einstein was here
fierce wedge
LOL
wild radish
im sure longbows are coming as well
inner raven
Arrow to the knee :))
wild radish
it was mentioned somewhere
humble iris
im sure longbows are coming as well
i hope 🙏
inner raven
In the archives
inner raven
And money
humble iris
nobody is safe in those woods
humble iris
And money
and a father figure that isnt really my father figure
who also has money
and a mask
inner raven
Green goblin x Robin Hood
humble iris
fire collab
glacial cloak
why is there a mace and not an axe in tier 3? i feel like an axe would make more sense than a mace for a commoner for like self defense
inner raven
and a father figure that isnt really my father figure
Step dad
humble iris
yeah thats the word
wild radish
why is there a mace and not an axe in tier 3? i feel like an axe would make more...
commoners live in the city walls not out in the farms like the peasantry
fierce wedge
olives.
humble iris
loaf
fierce wedge
why is there a mace and not an axe in tier 3? i feel like an axe would make more...
there is a mace in tier 3
inner raven
Maybe not the loaf.. but everything else yes
glacial cloak
there is a mace in tier 3
thats what i said
fierce wedge
thats what i said
yeah
humble iris
there is a mace in tier 3
he said why is there not an axe
fierce wedge
he said why is there not an axe
no he didnt turst
inner raven
You right king
humble iris
okay i turst you
wild radish
realistic job update we work the farms and make clothes to afford weapons in many years
inner raven
If you don’t meet quota you fight the baron
humble iris
sent to the jesters room
fierce wedge
halfsword, blacksmithing edition
wild radish
he doesnt even fight u he just unleashes 3000 rats into ur home like nosferatu
glacial cloak
realistic job update we work the farms and make clothes to afford weapons in man...
peasant revolt when
humble iris
i mean there was this
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046080713734234222...
when i say blacksmithing
i mean like
real blacksmithing
fierce wedge
when i say blacksmithing
inner raven
forging and shit
humble iris
put that sword into the fanner
put that sword onto the anvil
wack
wack
put that sword in the water
repeat!!!
fierce wedge
humble iris
today feels like friday
sleek gull
Clips from tonight's twitch stream. Come check me out next time = )
fierce wedge
tulip cape
Clips from tonight's twitch stream. Come check me out next time = )
why so dapper, damn
humble iris
Clips from tonight's twitch stream. Come check me out next time = )
first clip's unsheathe into a parry into a overhead is tuff af
sleek gull
Thanks! That first clip had my hyped when I pulled it off.
inner raven
today feels like friday
You’ll never believe it… it’s Friday
Which also means payday bitches :))
inner raven
Ysssir
signal wedge
You’ll never believe it… it’s Friday
Its still Thursday for me 🙁
warped apex
I had a buckler fight with the commoner champion and won of course
inner raven
Its still Thursday for me 🙁
Not for long!!
signal wedge
I have about seven hours left
inner raven
Oh.
vast olive
Did they clarify if the new update will work on any of the performance issues? Im expecting the update to run slower than the gameplay gif 😭
humble iris
i have 4 hours left
inner raven
American.
soft osprey
I have about seven hours left
What a stupid time zone Youre in
humble iris
god bless EST
inner raven
Unfortunately 😭
soft osprey
only 4 hours left for me and my great time zone
fierce wedge
I had a buckler fight with the commoner champion and won of course
STOP BEING GOOD AT THE GAME!!
inner raven
Land of the free
fallen finch
what
shell bronze
let the half sword clip spam commence
fallen finch
is wrong with american
inner raven
let the half sword clip spam commence
I’ll be waiting
signal wedge
is wrong with american
We're not gonna get into that lol
shell bronze
fresh clips coming thru
warped apex
let the half sword clip spam commence
maybe if I was doing better than yes
soft osprey
is wrong with american
How much time do you have
warped apex
lol
signal wedge
How much time do you have
That too
fallen finch
How much time do you have
its 5 pm
humble iris
arm gone
soft osprey
We're the same timezone
Gross
soft osprey
Shut up
inner raven
It’s 1:08am.
humble iris
Nobody outside of EST timezone exists
soft osprey
Nobody outside of EST timezone exists
So true king so true
humble iris
Coming from a true new york citian
I am laced with second hand smoke so i know what im talking about
soft osprey
Coming from a true new york citian
Hel yeah brother!
inner raven
I went to New York 2 years ago
humble iris
Hel yeah brother!
Ur in nyc too?
inner raven
Stayed in Times Square, was pretty neat
fierce wedge
i dont know how people in new york survive
soft osprey
Ur in nyc too?
Not the city but NY yes
signal wedge
Midyork
humble iris
new york on top...
warped apex
I went to a city as an adult for my first time recently, It was not fun
inner raven
I’m walkin here
humble iris
your gonna say you live in some non-existant place called california
shell bronze
first blood of the night
humble iris
or wyoming
shell bronze
est on top
fallen finch
new york more like new dumb
signal wedge
And also none of those
humble iris
washington
signal wedge
Nope
inner raven
new york more like new dumb
Damj. Really got them
soft osprey
i see i see
Yes yes, am in the capital region
humble iris
idaho
signal wedge
I wish
humble iris
Yes yes, am in the capital region
albany the home of the farmers
opaque creek
warped apex
Another nice candle stick stab
shell bronze
humble iris
sucks to be YOU
signal wedge
I hate Nevada
signal wedge
This place sucks
fierce wedge
Another nice candle stick stab
every single time i see this type of clip my brain shortcircuits
inner raven
The parrying is so gorgeous
humble iris
woopsie thats politics
signal wedge
In Nevada we have hillbillies and really rich people
fallen finch
Ban him Politics
humble iris
Someone sniped
sniped myself
humble iris
In Nevada we have hillbillies and really rich people
travel to the strip
signal wedge
Nevada is also 49th in education which is why I'm so fucking stupid
humble iris
gamble
deep shale
soft osprey
Nevada is also 49th in education which is why I'm so fucking stupid
Youre not stupid Youre special
In the best way
signal wedge
Youre not stupid Youre special
Forgot the ' in your you'res
soft osprey
Forgot the ' in your you'res
Youre definitely a silly mod
I hate apostrophes
I’ll never use it cause it’s dumb
Except there
signal wedge
I wanna move to ny tbh
fallen finch
soft osprey
I wanna move to ny tbh
It’s the second most expensive state
fallen finch
average reno street occurance
signal wedge
They have a place near buffalo i know I can get a job at
wild radish
Another nice candle stick stab
giant spike on the bottom of a candlestick so you can never place it upright
signal wedge
average reno street occurance
Yeah reno is a shithole
Some parts of it are nice but
Eugh
Its gross
Traffic sucks ass too
humble iris
Another nice candle stick stab
this is honestly cool af even though it seems little
signal wedge
I'm glad i dont live there but where I live also sucks
humble iris
looks like a scripted animation
signal wedge
Yeah yeah we get it
soft osprey
Traffic sucks ass too
The city is great but the real gem of NY is the countryside!
warped apex
signal wedge
The city is great but the real gem of NY is the countryside!
New york
Where dreams are made from
fierce wedge
looks like a scripted animation
that just makes it look even cooler due to the fact that its a person who somehow moved like that
signal wedge
Or whatever
shell bronze
playing around with fodder
humble iris
that just makes it look even cooler due to the fact that its a person who someho...
yeah lmao
warped apex
I feel bad for stabbing that defenseless man
soft osprey
Where dreams are made from
If you can make it here you wont make it anywhere
No wait Thats not right
signal wedge
If you can make it here you wont make it anywhere
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
soft osprey
Generating
humble iris
i genuinely wonder how people manage to have that kind of control
and its so smooth too
soft osprey
Where dreams are made from
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
soft osprey
I need leverage
signal wedge
If you can make it here you wont make it anywhere
I probably couldn't make it there tbh
fallen finch
i killed two with one swing
shell bronze
kendo tier tap
signal wedge
I'm gonna live in the ocean among the atlantians
soft osprey
I probably couldn't make it there tbh
You can do anything you put your 49th in education brain to!
shell bronze
inner raven
kendo tier tap
You running max blood and gore?
signal wedge
You can do anything you put your 49th in education brain to!
I have a joke i wont make
Well mostly a joke
fallen finch
i need you to teach me the way
shell bronze
You running max blood and gore?
yes
soft osprey
Well mostly a joke
Bros leaving me hanging
fallen finch
i thought i was tough with it
signal wedge
Bros leaving me hanging
I cannot get in trouble gang
soft osprey
I cannot get in trouble gang
Trouble? My brother you ARE the rules
fallen finch
is this approved by you
shell bronze
And you don’t crash?
yes
signal wedge
Trouble? My brother you ARE the rules
yes which is exactly why I must follow them otherwise I am a hypocrite and that is a bad look for anybody especially the so called rules in this server
soft osprey
yes which is exactly why I must follow them otherwise I am a hypocrite and that ...
Oh my god what a non abusive moderator. Talk about loser
What’s power good for if you can’t abuse it
fierce wedge
Trouble? My brother you ARE the rules
thats aquote... for seuer.e.
signal wedge
Oh my god what a non abusive moderator. Talk about loser
Oh you want me to talk about loser? Ok there's this guy named sirmoaiofroku
shell bronze
today's lesson for halfcord is that the mods really hate each other and the users they're supposed to protect and serve
signal wedge
today's lesson for halfcord is that the mods really hate each other and the user...
sshhh
They cant know that
soft osprey
I don’t hate anyone! I feel pity for lessers
shell bronze
is this approved by you
good clip
soft osprey
One day im gonna get fired
fallen finch
One day im gonna get fired
by me
soft osprey
When my jokes go too far
mighty nexusBOT
Trouble? My brother you ARE the rules
humble iris
One day im gonna get fired
dont worry ill hire you as my personal mod
20 cents a month
soft osprey
20 cents a month
20 cents a month raise! Hell yeah
humble iris
keep up good work and maybe you'll get an extra cent
shell bronze
ok enough unarmored combat
soft osprey
Mr moneybags over here
humble iris
I could buy a single package of ramen after just five months
that is peak value
wild radish
armoured fights feel insanely one sided because the AI doesnt have the coordination to hit armpits or drive into the neck
humble iris
and if you have the 21 cent/m then you have 5 cents left over!
wild radish
i do the carnage mode and stand in the middle
humble iris
you have a good fresh nickel!
fallen finch
im cracked at fistplay
signal wedge
Can I get extra money if I beat easter with a rock shaped like the state of Texas
fallen finch
like the best here no doubt
opaque creek
humble iris
Can I get extra money if I beat easter with a rock shaped like the state of Texa...
Yes
warped apex
i miss when ai could push me over
fierce wedge
armoured fights feel insanely one sided because the AI doesnt have the coordinat...
have you tried crippling yourself in the fight like a animal does with younger ones in playfights
sturdy linden
whens teh dang weapon builder coming out
humble iris
whens teh dang weapon builder coming out
probably EA
fallen finch
whens teh dang weapon builder coming out
mabye when the game gets released
shell bronze
that was very annoying
sturdy linden
fairs
wild radish
have you tried crippling yourself in the fight like a animal does with younger o...
idk how to do that other than running into a fence which will probably knock me out first
fierce wedge
I miss when we could knock people over
they changed it?
warped apex
Yed
humble iris
banana peel trip ass falls
wild radish
yeah they made it like impossible to knock someone over
shell bronze
free aura from the flamingo legs bug
wild radish
and once theyre down theyre pretty much out
warped apex
People complained after the gauntlet got introduced because they couldn't control themselves and kept falling
The game got review bombed
opaque creek
I miss when we could knock people over
should have only kept it for heavier tiers and slightly concussed people
warped apex
That's why we have robotic stabiility now
fierce wedge
The game got review bombed
i thought they just review bombed it because they were mad they actually had to progress
warped apex
inner raven
I have another job, and it’s about 10 minutes away in the cold… wind chill factor of about 1°C and I’m in shorts.
Good luck solider, see you soon 🫡
warped apex
I wish we could trip over things still
humble iris
I have another job, and it’s about 10 minutes away in the cold… wind chill facto...
damn its that cold there
warped apex
During a fight pushing someone over a crate never got old
warped apex
inner raven
damn its that cold there
It is when you’re driving a thing that goes 15/20mph with no cover from the wind.
UK.
Represent
humble iris
UK is pretty cool!!!!
shell bronze
the joys of a brave stand
humble iris
It is when you’re driving a thing that goes 15/20mph with no cover from the wind...
yeah i can imagine how that would feel
warped apex
I may or may not have flannel on and jeans not to mention a toque in my pfp
humble iris
we get the same thing in winter
blinking every 3 seconds because my eyes are getting assaulted by wind
wild radish
getting surrounded in brave stand and accidentally cutting like three people in half with one swing
inner raven
Right. Bye bye peoples 😘
humble iris
bye bye fellah
fallen finch
The between the legs method
warped apex
didn't expect this but it was a cool finisher
fallen finch
dull ahh sword
warped apex
mortal kombat type death
fallen finch
DBD mori
wild radish
didn't expect this but it was a cool finisher
what do you play on
shell bronze
homepiece dropped like a sack of potatoes
lusty cove
fierce wedge
succes.
humble iris
didn't expect this but it was a cool finisher
the cut off crouching is so real
wild radish
i try first person and the camera shakes everywhere
humble iris
steam record shortcut 😭
warped apex
steam record shortcut 😭
you saw nothing
humble iris
shadow exposes all...
opaque creek
warped apex
going to use nvida to spite you now
jagged shale
when will the game come out ?
fierce wedge
steam record shortcut 😭
how do you actually even do steam record
humble iris
how do you actually even do steam record
i accidently discovered it
warped apex
when will the game come out ?
between now and heat death of the universe
humble iris
so dont ask me
jagged shale
ok ok
fallen finch
between now and heat death of the universe
you think youre the master of fpv try doing something with a knight helmet on
jagged shale
cool ig
warped apex
I'll help with steam recording
shell bronze
warped apex
you think youre the master of fpv try doing something with a knight helmet on
ok
there you go
fallen finch
bluhs doing kingdom come combos
soft osprey
you think youre the master of fpv try doing something with a knight helmet on
Think? No, no I don’t think I will
Wait
Damnit
shell bronze
fallen finch
ok. parrying in fpv crazy af
shell bronze
ok. parrying in fpv crazy af
it's not too bad
wild radish
obs is ass for clipping
i set my replay to mouse4
warped apex
I got an eye stab
wild radish
the worst part about it is the file size
humble iris
ok. parrying in fpv crazy af
its honestly pretty simple
warped apex
also it's the best helmet for first person
humble iris
as long as you keep an eye on where your blade is and where the enemy's blade is
it just like third person with a little extra steps
fierce wedge
I got an eye stab
dear god
fallen finch
its honestly pretty simple
lmao i just tried it
fallen finch
I got an eye stab
Hell yeah
humble iris
lmao i just tried it
the hunched over stab 😭
warped apex
lmao i just tried it
lower that dpi
fallen finch
the hunched over stab 😭
Medevil COD Dead mans switch
fallen finch
lower that dpi
what does that do?
humble iris
better mouse control
warped apex
yes
humble iris
good for parry
fallen finch
i thought it made the hits weaker
warped apex
just good fro control in general
shell bronze
poke
lusty cove
split clean in half with 1 hit
fallen finch
inaccurate
i beg to differ
fallen finch
kcd lookin ass gameplay
really finished him with the master strike
fierce wedge
i found out that rendering 1 handed swings redundant is actually rather easy
fallen finch
every body wish me luck im going to do the gauntlet as it was meant to be
shell bronze
slow anchor
ok fp is actually ass back to normal
how could you...
ruby glade
fierce wedge
i played in first person once and then i could never switch back.
slow anchor
You were like a brother to me. Why do you betray me like this
lusty cove
ah yes self inflicted wounds
shell bronze
shell bronze
You were like a brother to me. Why do you betray me like this
tell the devs to put a chicken in my hat and play from that chicken's pov instead
because clearly willie has no gyroscopic stabilization
slow anchor
because clearly willie has no gyroscopic stabilization
so what if I like seeing nothing and stabbing myself in the leg
lusty cove
so than whats this bit
fierce wedge
so than whats this bit
sure, how did it get THROUGH my jaw though
lusty cove
sure, how did it get THROUGH my jaw though
its in demo what did you expect?
blazing halo
Yo gang
can i pierce through the armor with a sword?
humble iris
a better question is how are you alive
blazing halo
im new on this
fierce wedge
its in demo what did you expect?
shell bronze
Yo gang
can i pierce through the armor with a sword?
no
blazing halo
a better question is how are you alive
lmao
fierce wedge
a better question is how are you alive
no i died
fierce wedge
shell bronze
alright gents we are bringing back my anti polearm era
these newgens haven't seen much spear killing
fierce wedge
lusty cove
shell bronze
lusty cove
fierce wedge
proper palm
Ayyy clueless on the mod team Thats sick
lusty cove
cracked his skull open like a kinder suprise
true lark
proper palm
cracked his skull open like a kinder suprise
Low gfx flashbang
lusty cove
Low gfx flashbang
i have mines low to mimic a liveleak lol
proper palm
Jesus Christ
humble iris
neck annihilated
lusty cove
Jesus Christ
and i dont dissapoint
fierce wedge
humble iris
if only i did this in fpv
fierce wedge
lusty cove
shell bronze
lightning
lusty cove
fierce wedge
neat crow
Yall I've been thinking about today's teaser all day it's actually got me unfathomably hyped
sick pollen
Yall I've been thinking about today's teaser all day it's actually got me unfath...
REAL ASS SHIT
lusty cove
REAL ASS SHIT
FRRRRRR
fierce wedge
Yall I've been thinking about today's teaser all day it's actually got me unfath...
true
lusty cove
wheat leaf
I’m NOT unfathomably hyped 😠
soft osprey
I’m NOT unfathomably hyped 😠
This is quite literally illegal, I WILL be reporting you to the FBI
wheat leaf
shell bronze
sick pollen
I’m NOT unfathomably hyped 😠
Freak you man 💔
wheat leaf
FREAK ME?
mental plaza
im going to be such a rat with the crossbow, it seems like such a demonic parrying weapon
soft osprey
Freak you man 💔
Call him a loser too, he deserves it
lusty cove
i just got absolutely fucking clipped by an npc willy....
wild radish
incredible
sick pollen
i just got absolutely fucking clipped by an npc willy....
😭
fierce wedge
https://tenor.com/view/1a-lex-luthor-superman-nicholas-hoult-directive-gif-49993...
LOL
wheat leaf
Call him a loser too, he deserves it
This was NOT communicated respectfully and effectively
I’m calling an admin
soft osprey
This was NOT communicated respectfully and effectively
Rules for thee not for me
karmic pier
Has anyone ever tried playing on linux? Feel like it runs way smoother than on windows
sick pollen
This was NOT communicated respectfully and effectively
LOSER
fierce wedge
shell bronze
bro stfu damn
mental plaza
mangakurr
neat crow
How many times do you die?
wheat leaf
Aight but there’s one thing that decides if I am or am not unfathomably hyped
fierce wedge
This was NOT communicated respectfully and effectively
wheat leaf
Will the sword customization type shabang be this coming update or future
fierce wedge
lusty cove
showing the final willy what im capable of (im autistic)
sick pollen
Will the sword customization type shabang be this coming update or future
Oh 100%, that's just my prediction tho
wheat leaf
Thanks for 100% of your prediction 😭 
neat crow
Will the sword customization type shabang be this coming update or future
Since that teaser was so long ago I'd assume it's in the EA
wheat leaf
showing the final willy what im capable of (im autistic)
Why bluh holdin dat gawd dawn axe lika rapier
shell bronze
How many times do you die?
depends on how much i want to style on the ai
tier and weapon choice as well
naive holly
depends on how much i want to style on the ai
Clueless t2 gauntlet run when
fierce wedge
i found out that simply snatching your opponents weapon is by far a great move
neat crow
Clueless t2 gauntlet run when
Beggar vs the Baron let's see it
shell bronze
shell bronze
Clueless t2 gauntlet run when
death is preferable
naive holly
Beggar vs the Baron let's see it
I would never curse someone to a fist run
naive holly
death is preferable
Using the good hatchet I got up to t7 ong
T7 boss snapped my spine tho
Bc i lost mi axe
fierce wedge
i found out that simply snatching your opponents weapon is by far a great move
he killed me directly after this btw somehow
shell bronze
certain things i don't hate myself enough to do
humble iris
bullying commoners with unfair matchups
wheat leaf
Has anyone tried putting player and AI damage to zero and doing the final challenge
sick pollen
Has anyone tried putting player and AI damage to zero and doing the final challe...
NO
shell bronze
Has anyone tried putting player and AI damage to zero and doing the final challe...
that's just blunt and dismemberment simulator
lusty cove
yet again got clipped by an npc willy
