halfsword-chat-⚔

[shell bronze]

we talk cars and hatred against other state's drivers in the appropriate channel

[torn steeple]

a Mustang 🥁

[tall lynx]

i'm golf clapping rn

[torn steeple]

yk, a horse

[tall lynx]

no yeah i got it

[keen gate]

the invisible boatmobile

[idle mantle]

cannot wait to duel my way across Frankenberg

[thorny perch]

you can make copenhagen? thanks brah...
knew i can count on you

[verbal parcel]

guys will this game cosst money?

[warped apex]

yes

[verbal parcel]

how much

[warped apex]

no one knows for sure yet the devs do lol but maybe around 20-30

[verbal parcel]

thank you gng

[verbal parcel]

nice headstab btw

how can you be so accruate

[warped apex]

@verbal parcel too much playtime

too too much

[hollow robin]

ok axe is rly nice

[verbal parcel]

lol

[hollow robin]

even for me whos a sword purist

[verbal parcel]

yep

[hollow robin]

h o l y

shit

[hollow robin]

is this VR

[verbal parcel]

it looks like it

[hollow robin]

yea

[verbal parcel]

but it isnt

[hollow robin]

no way

bro

no fucking way

people attain this kind of skill

[verbal parcel]

yep

im suprised too

i have 60 hours of palytime andi cant even use a sword good

[hollow robin]

acc wondering how much I got on half sword

31h

[verbal parcel]

good

but y<ou are good too in hs

[honest ibex]

i like the worldbuilding going on in the teasers; seems like a fucked up world ol willy's livin in and i love it

[verbal parcel]

fr bro

i can twait to buy teh game

[low juniper]

omg how much hours you got in the half sword

[young saffron]

willie lives is wilsville, a land where everbody to ever exist is called willie

[hollow robin]

thx

[verbal parcel]

np

[hollow robin]

hah

unarmed

[hollow robin]

to get better I recommend setting both dmg low

but having NPCs damage higher than yours

[verbal parcel]

yeah but if they d oa small cut in my body i get pulverized

[hollow robin]

lower damage for both

my damage is toggled at like 20%

npcs damage must be 25

[verbal parcel]

oh ok

what does the lock on stregnht do

[hollow robin]

makes fights last longer and gives your more things to learn

[hollow robin]

no idea

oh yea

its like

[verbal parcel]

true

[hollow robin]

you can toggle lock on with Z

[verbal parcel]

i didnt know that

[hollow robin]

to have your character always facing the opponent

[verbal parcel]

ty

[verbal parcel]

ty gng

[remote vector]

This games a lot of fun.

[verbal parcel]

yep

i do the same thing for 60 hours and it still fun

[remote vector]

131 hours and Im still finding new ways to trip and bonk my head.

[verbal parcel]

truee

[humble iris]

we love billhook

[verbal parcel]

i was in a fist fight for 7 minutes

[humble iris]

new fit what do you guys think

[verbal parcel]

is it green

[humble iris]

it sure is

[muted granite]

WHAT.

that must be so fun lwk

bravo

[hollow robin]

santa will be happy

a new minion for his factory

no fight is never to be lost

[humble iris]

i am an elf

[hollow robin]

holy shit this clip is 400mb

470

😢

[humble iris]

what could possibly be 470 mb worth of clip 😭

[hollow robin]

like

a 5-6 minutes clip

[humble iris]

is it fist play

[hollow robin]

of me fighting bare handed

[humble iris]

that makes sense

[warped apex]

I play on mouse and keyboard

[hollow robin]

a spear user

[hollow robin]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-barry-apple-dog-milk-gif-15614196199519937336

how

[muted granite]

wasnt that like VR

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257780349191196732/1266755157404815360/attachment-3.gif

[muted granite]

tho im confused cuz

[humble iris]

your hand rigidity is insane

[muted granite]

i swear hs doesnt have vr

[humble iris]

if i tried this either my hands would fall off him or it wouldnt be enough strength to do anything 😭

[hollow robin]

2nd one feels like birmingham

[hollow robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1175810789735682122/1274413978285768798/ezgif-2-bc0cc18c72.gif

[warped apex]

bonk

[muted granite]

aint no way this done on keyboard and mouse 😭

[vital perch]

bonking's my thing

[hollow robin]

pinklepuff is like that comic panel

"random shit, go!"

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838123229641441321/1275145445823483974/hearts_of_iron_4_IV_total_mobilization.gif

[warped apex]

I like using the fence as a weapon

[hollow robin]

hence the fence

[verbal parcel]

^teach me

[rocky lodge]

i hope when they bring out the new maps you will have more possibilities to do dmg with your surroundings

[warped apex]

this one is cool it's the only one that I've made that I like

[muted granite]

this guy's the honored one bruh

[hollow robin]

fr

[vital perch]

i was thinking of making an edit with maces too

[muted granite]

I remember Taner

or tanner

i forgot how ot pronounce his name

[hollow robin]

bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk

[vital perch]

based

[hollow robin]

might try mace

im kidding

never

[dreamy phoenix]

heard him talking shit

[warped apex]

mace throw with boring kill

[vital perch]

head popped off like a lego brick

[hollow robin]

actual good use of half sword

[muted granite]

"why are you running" ahh 1v1

[hollow robin]

instead of ramming into someone

[vital perch]

if the mace throw knocked him out i would've nut

[dreamy phoenix]

I also use it for punching lol

[hollow robin]

we all wouldve

[muted granite]

this guy plays like any lunatic on blade & sorcery what the heck

[hollow robin]

i almost never use it

[hollow robin]

fr

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1427574362541658133/146B291.MP4?ex=68f0047b&is=68eeb2fb&hm=7f2c713b877ba939ff54565c2096ac0eb138e7d45dc793cd2fc114b249fb00fa&

[vital perch]

am i tripping or is your poleaxe gold

[dreamy phoenix]

I find it really good for certain guards and grappling

[muted granite]

this song is so good ngl

[hollow robin]

yall pulling insane shit and I thought I was gettin good

[dreamy phoenix]

it's a really cool overhead guard

[muted granite]

whats it called?

[warped apex]

Dreaming

[muted granite]

ty vro

wait by who

[warped apex]

Bad Nerves

[slow quest]

quick question
does willie have adrenaline
I'd keep fighting even if my arm was broken
willie just stand there and waits for the end

[muted granite]

ty ty

[dreamy phoenix]

you can think of it that way, I don't know

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427561823602737162/7202831.MP4?ex=68eff8cd&is=68eea74d&hm=dbf6f952e5dd2aafaa915c3d8566c1021973e0557bd33e176729d6e2de654ddf&

[muted granite]

so u acc did this all on pc bruh? 😨

[dreamy phoenix]

they just don't give up if their arm gets cut off, pff

[humble iris]

they do eventually

they're just bleeding out

[muted granite]

ye

[humble iris]

verry slowly

[dreamy phoenix]

if they end up bleeding out, yeah

[muted granite]

nicee

[dreamy phoenix]

the bleed out is much faster if it's the leg

[muted granite]

my arms are so wiggly lmao

[humble iris]

because of the femoral artery

[young saffron]

they bleed out really fast if you chop off their head too

[sand herald]

Interesting way to get some distance from the enemy

[young saffron]

like really fast

[lapis marsh]

I never would have guessed

[humble iris]

thats right

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-hopping-on-vc-voice-chat-lil-b-gif-4379625949589834018

[humble iris]

they need to fix that, the head isnt a major body part like my hand

[young saffron]

that is pretty insane

[lapis marsh]

Tip: to defeat the willie beat the shit out of it until it dies

[muted granite]

true i hope im not the only one who dislikes how much blood there is

in terms of like the pooling

its kinda unrealistic i think

[lapis marsh]

You can turn blood down

[muted granite]

true

[young saffron]

if you kill willie, he dies

[humble iris]

no im joking 😭

[muted granite]

i think it appears less tho from unarmed punches tho

[humble iris]

im talking about lethality not blood pooling

[muted granite]

😢

[muted granite]

ohok

[dreamy phoenix]

they should add bhopping to Half-Sword

[muted granite]

jumping? 😭

[dreamy phoenix]

honestly, I really like finding out about movement tech in Half-Sword lmao

[sand herald]

It gets crazy

[keen gate]

anime move

[dreamy phoenix]

honestly, you can KINDA jump if you time your upward swing and kick right

it's a good distance shortener too

[muted granite]

me in 5 years encountering someone who can do this in multiplayer 😢

[muted granite]

yeah true

if you quickly spin, run and kick you can kinda do a jump and dash i think

[dreamy phoenix]

PFFF iai slash

badass

[vital perch]

@young saffron hop on the vc babe

[young saffron]

I'm scared for other players when multiplayer comes out

[muted granite]

so real

[young saffron]

dude it's 10 pm

[muted granite]

same bro..

[faint crater]

nah people will have trained for multiplayer to come out and be crazy good it'll be scary

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1320880925042540554/1320916696264867870/image0.gif

[muted granite]

gawd yeah

theres defo gonna be some glitch that can make you jump insanely high or something

or js fling u out the map entirely

true

i rlly like the stamina

[vital perch]

only 10% of the server has notable skill from what i see

i think i earned the right to be in that 10%

[young saffron]

wha abt me? am i tuff

[humble iris]

yes you are

[vital perch]

not saying you're not

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427574020248698920/3C66D31.MP4?ex=68f00429&is=68eeb2a9&hm=32fcee2b0487d1345f3b5cfa75092d919766cf13cc5798002ea37deaca2507e2&

[humble iris]

we love you monk willie

[dreamy phoenix]

did a short HOP
there's also this punching from half-swording position I was talking about

[muted granite]

ill try find my clips

theyre kinda old

[young saffron]

I started learning quarterstaff irl recently

[shell bronze]

hs7 is the truth

[humble iris]

become a shailong monk

[vital perch]

honestly if i was to learn a weapon irl it'd be a greatsword or shortsword and shield

[humble iris]

not a mace?

[vital perch]

that'd be like top 10

[young saffron]

the big stick I found works as a pretty good montante

[vital perch]

fuck no i'm far too weak

[young saffron]

just without a hand-guard

[humble iris]

cant be thatttt heavy

[vital perch]

ship it to poland then

[vital perch]

mind you you're swinging a big chunk of metal on a stick

[humble iris]

yeah i could do that

eassssy peasssy

[faint crater]

lowk think theres more out there that just dont post clips

[shell bronze]

if your life was on the line you could do it

[young saffron]

are there no big sticks in Poland?

tragic

💔

[muted granite]

theyre compilations in one mp4 im pretty sure

[vital perch]

maybe there is

[muted granite]

that one kinda mid ngl

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427573505519517748/6EC2661.MP4?ex=68f003ae&is=68eeb22e&hm=46ad0f72d86a895faae36be6e7de2b5355cdc2a5b078dfe951e24f3cf744ac58&

[faint crater]

100%

there's also gonna be hella good players that arent in the server

[muted granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223394803677659247/1223704767684153596/yes.mp4?ex=68efebdf&is=68ee9a5f&hm=54cc56c500826946885e96d078efa9ecf67f343b007ef7bf4c757c5d46d2f4c5& oml i made this edit last year

its so goofy

[dreamy phoenix]

I think it's just that people eventually started posting more vids where they can show off, pff

and most of showing off kind of pushed more average-skilled people away from posting

[faint crater]

i post my clips to learn so people can give advice

[dreamy phoenix]

but that's just my flmsy theory

[vital perch]

surely there will be some skilled player but to a degree , doubt there's someone outside the server that's better than for example clueless or m00

[faint crater]

idk i saw a lot of the clips as encouragement to get better

[muted granite]

skilled based matchmaking in multiplayer PLEASE..

[dreamy phoenix]

yeah that's why my theory is kind of flimsy, pff

[vital perch]

kcd type pose

[young saffron]

turn poor Willie into an amognus character

[dreamy phoenix]

neat

[sand herald]

that's how I see other people's clips here as well

[tender quest]

i dont wanna play this game by myself

[round stone]

Bro is too shy to die

[faint crater]

just a little guy

[dreamy phoenix]

forgot if I posted that one here but there you go
thought it had a bunch of really cool exchanges

[round stone]

Gave the little guy, a gentle push

[round stone]

in the neck

[shell granite]

does this game have vr or something

[torn steeple]

no

only first person view

[shell granite]

dude some of the clips look like its literally vr

how

[torn steeple]

first person view????

[shell granite]

no like the skill

[round stone]

first person is so gobly

[dreamy phoenix]

GIMME THAT

[torn steeple]

fun

[humble iris]

this is probably how an actual medieval fight would go

[muted granite]

😭

[humble iris]

more wrestling than actual sword echanges

[dreamy phoenix]

yeeee!

honestly that's what I think when I see commoners fight as well

[muted granite]

kinda old

[shell granite]

ok ill try

[dreamy phoenix]

very often it's just a quick exchange with both people bleeding out in the end, pff

[humble iris]

yeah lmao

armored duels are usually never elegant

someones on the floor and someones trying to find gaps in the other guy's armor for their rondel

[dreamy phoenix]

or turn it up
see what's comfy for you specifically
I play with my sensitivity maxed out in the game, pff

[sand herald]

Same

[round stone]

omg are you the fart boy ¿

[timber pilot]

idk why but i thought half sword took place in england

[humble iris]

i am

[torn steeple]

close

[round stone]

he is

[dreamy phoenix]

big shield and shortsword are op in general

it feels so OPTIMAL to poke with shortsword

poke or just do random swings, pff, because most of them will land

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe

[dreamy phoenix]

not arguing that one either

I'm not that good with polearms though, pff

[dark folio]

Short bilhook clears

[lapis marsh]

well there you go then

[dark folio]

Skill issue ngl

[dreamy phoenix]

yes

that's what it's called

I'm aware of it

[sand herald]

Getting comfy with weapon switching and watching polearm clips from m00 and clueless can teach you a lot

Super fun to use

[dreamy phoenix]

still waiting for that tutorial from m00, pff

[young saffron]

greatsword knight vs Monk Willie

[dreamy phoenix]

I do kind of know how to flip the weapon and I also find that switching to half-sword mid swing brings more momentum but that's about it

[round stone]

Bullying the lil bro

[dreamy phoenix]

oh ye, that's what I do with blunt weapons too

[round stone]

Lil bro's panick

[young saffron]

Willie can shred on a lute

I've heard him do it before

[faint crater]

fr

[young saffron]

he played the Free Bard solo

[round stone]

on a flute as well?

perchance

[young saffron]

he can Mongolian throat sing

I know it in my heart

my willie shaped heart

I should really get that checked out tbh

[faint crater]

i played pole arm once, didn't like it, then played 30 serious hours of 2h commoner sword, and then tried pole again after seeing lots of clips here and was like... kinda goated.. idk if pole arms are just like op, probably, but like yeah

[young saffron]

quarterstaff on top

[faint crater]

i havent played with any modded weapons yet

[small dove]

why did he run into and hit his head on the fence

[humble iris]

naked guy with a greatsword

[young saffron]

he wanted to knock himself out so he didn't lose ranks in the gauntlet

[small dove]

bro just swing instead of tanking blows 🥀

atleast parry

[humble iris]

no bro

patience is key

[muted granite]

nice

[humble iris]

must wait until last second to swing

very last second

[young saffron]

"Let me Tank him" type shit

[humble iris]

even if it means having 20 gashes in my stomach

[small dove]

my guy was just standing there and tanking blows thinking he's him like

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[sand herald]

Short spear is also a lot of fun to use, I don’t usually see a lot of clips involving those

[small dove]

swing the damned sword

[young saffron]

he's reached zen

and inner peace

[small dove]

he will never find inner peace

[humble iris]

he has inner peace

[young saffron]

he couldn't care less about his mortal body being injured

[humble iris]

exactly

[young saffron]

he was too busy meditating

[humble iris]

he knew that swing to his side was just ragebait

so he wouldnt feed it

[small dove]

he feeds himself blows from the enemy

[humble iris]

he feeds himself inner peace

[muted granite]

first person's actually so fun

[small dove]

he feeds himself chili beans and wonders why he has spicy farts

[round stone]

If AI learned to do these spinning attacks...

Ngl, I'd put another 50 hours into the game

[knotty lotus]

i'd HATE that

imagine the second boss just hits you with that

[young saffron]

yeah, imagine a Willie just spinning around

[muted granite]

for real bruh

[small dove]

lets all agree to add a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long stick weapon to the game that eradicates anything it touches

[knotty lotus]

half your body detaches immediately

[muted granite]

as if scythe wasnt bad enough bro

[round stone]

Just imagine, Barron, spamming spinning kicks

[young saffron]

followed by half your sword

[humble iris]

if the ai learns from all our moves

[knotty lotus]

that'd be in-character

[humble iris]

were never winning

[young saffron]

Plancon spinning attacks

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[knotty lotus]

the Baron could have spinning moves just for that he's terribly boring

[half karma]

shiiiiit that map looks so cool

[muted granite]

fr ye

[small dove]

go eat your cereal

[knotty lotus]

no matter how prepared you are, you're just waiting for him to get tired

although i did manage to clip through his helmet

because no helmet is safe apparently

[small dove]

lmfao

[knotty lotus]

a shitty knife or some tool will still have an advantage

[small dove]

somethinf funny just happened

[knotty lotus]

not even speaking about the unbeatable overhead sword strat

[half karma]

im valid on em carbs lad

[small dove]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/liPL1Ww05sTPWqeD6?invite=cr-MSxKRjksNDEyNTYyNzA5&v=15

[knotty lotus]

now here's something you can do right now instead of spinning attacks: you can charge at the enemy by spamming dashes and blocking

[young saffron]

he flailed his willie around too much. and that got him killed

[knotty lotus]

incredible photos come out of it tbh

[young saffron]

imagine the AI learns spin kicks

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[small dove]

he's eating the iron

[soft osprey]

Well Thats something

[young saffron]

willie just being a chill guy and doing chill guy stuff

[knotty lotus]

strangely, the AI still anticipates this

even though you're not supposed to be flung at them

[small dove]

if you wanna see SOMETHING, then you should check the clip I sent

that's something

[young saffron]

never gonna experience iron deficiency again. he should be grateful

[knotty lotus]

he's so happy

[vital perch]

chat who do we kill

[humble iris]

that dont look too good

[young saffron]

Launched Comic

[vital perch]

nope you

[small dove]

holding back the urge to say "yourself"

[knotty lotus]

case in point:

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-yourself-now-gif-17733366425727137277

[small dove]

do not

the cat

[vital perch]

hop on the vc babe

[young saffron]

He's just chill like that

I'm going to go and sleep

I will see you fellow humans with the sun rises

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-brotha-eww-meme-eww-eww-gif-gif-1452572770363109714

[young saffron]

willie asmr?

I bet it is

[young saffron]

willie yelling down your ear

[muted granite]

first person fistplay is so fun bruh

[small dove]

what's yelling down my ear is @vital perch's autism

[humble iris]

i wouldnt take that john

that seems like an insult to your honor

[small dove]

take it, john

[young saffron]

why's willie trying to give me a j*b

[quartz nimbus]

[vital perch]

he looks like a bartender thats about to give you a quest

[quartz nimbus]

i keep waking up hoping they were kidding about the SNF update being delayed

[slender hull]

Willie arm wrestling?

[small dove]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[vital perch]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[humble iris]

and hes gone

[small dove]

disappear

[slender hull]

almost clicked that

[small dove]

I always click them

[shell bronze]

killed

[young saffron]

me 2

but I exited just in time before it got installed

[small dove]

oh they install things?

[tender quest]

dw i took care of it

[signal wedge]

militus did take care of it

[shell bronze]

yeah militus covered us

[young saffron]

it was a file of a png

[slender hull]

i say we quarantine these two

[shell bronze]

he was pretty quick and prompt with it

[young saffron]

thank you King

[small dove]

my pc is just immune to these stuff i gues

[tender quest]

totally didnt just type a bunch of gibberish

[young saffron]

I wish my willie didn't fall off

[small dove]

@shell bronze ban this guy

[shell bronze]

whar

[signal wedge]

Tf 💀

[young saffron]

No ban me instead

[soft osprey]

I really came in here to 3 pings thinking I was popular

[young saffron]

Wait no ban Sir Moai of roku

[muted granite]

I find first person actually easier bruh thats so weird

[signal wedge]

thats a funny joke

[tender quest]

dw you are

[humble iris]

im the better green guy

[small dove]

to me you are ❤️

[soft osprey]

The duality of man or something

[muted granite]

lmao

[quartz nimbus]

i can delete my message so it can be better

[small dove]

you ruined the picture

[quartz nimbus]

re screencap it

[small dove]

grrr

[signal wedge]

allow me to look at your deleted message

[quartz nimbus]

ok

[signal wedge]

and view your shame

[quartz nimbus]

my shame?

[young saffron]

imagine it was willie feet pic

[soft osprey]

Don’t let him bully you

[young saffron]

[small dove]

@soft osprey

[signal wedge]

easter make a tree and leaf

[soft osprey]

What

Im

Ha

Hahahahaha

[signal wedge]

must've been the wind

[soft osprey]

That’s right

Coward

[small dove]

who's the best mod here

[signal wedge]

Not me

[small dove]

who has the most bad person bans

[soft osprey]

I think Thats pretty clear

[soft osprey]

I think Thats pretty clear

[small dove]

alright

[soft osprey]

Im #1 in everything baby

[small dove]

its not silly mod or moai

[sleek gull]

Even modesty

[tender quest]

being a nerd

[signal wedge]

including #1 most stupid person ever

[small dove]

i think its militus

[humble iris]

everything including the negative features?

[soft osprey]

Im literally the most modest person on the planet. You will never find anyone as modest as me. Nobody can even come close to being as modest as me

[signal wedge]

I would say you sound like someone but it would be against the rules

[soft osprey]

I would say I knew someone would say that

But

I knew someone would say that

I said it anyway

[small dove]

PLEASE SIR MOAI OF ROKU LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT

[shell bronze]

not moai

[small dove]

WHEN CAN I SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN

[signal wedge]

why tf would roku keep you in his basement you are not worth keeping in a basement

[wheat leaf]

10/10 downplay

Nobody will suspect a thing

[small dove]

because I said he wasnt the best

LET ME OUT

LET ME OUT

redbulkl gveis you winsg

[wheat leaf]

Christ they’ve only fed him red bull

[soft osprey]

I have something to show you, it’s just in my basement

[small dove]

-# its mee

[signal wedge]

Oh really? Let me take a look

[small dove]

let me out

pelase e rfokju moai

fftgftgfgbbh

[soft osprey]

One time I was at a hotel by myself and I went outside late at night for a cigarette and met this random dude. He seemed cool at first but as we talked more he kept trying to get me to drive him to his place to see some thing(I don’t remember what anymore) he was building in his basement. He was really trying to get me to go and it made me feel like I was gonna get murdered if I went. asked me if I was alone and all that

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[signal wedge]

@mighty nexus

[small dove]

💔

[soft osprey]

Too long

[smoky crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/liQ3pWxqA-pvo383W?invite=cr-MSxtb0UsNDM0MjMwNzIx&v=9

[signal wedge]

Thats insane tho

[smoky crest]

🙁

[soft osprey]

To this day I still think if I went he would’ve killed me

[signal wedge]

I'm glad you're not dead

[small dove]

siggmanma

https://tenor.com/view/ilunushu-stellarnushu-anuakhil-gif-286136175020695697

[modest bolt]

someone HAS to port Willie to gmod

[small dove]

just buy gmod and you will be there

dumbah

adiuawniuhijrtgnhrthbiujergiusghuisgjiogrojkn aergiojn aergijfnuij noregf ijnearg jnkegr bngfmn bn mbn mb nmb nmb nmb nmn mb nm mn mnmmmmm m m n n n mn mn

[modest bolt]

really now

[humble iris]

it was a particle accelerator in his basement

you missed out

[shell bronze]

core memory

[shy maple]

This game is pretty nice on controller once you get used to it

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/moai-moai-emoji-moyai-walking-moai-gif-14737404419214689957

[dark folio]

Cool

[wheat leaf]

“I just wanna take some pictures” type vibe

[shy maple]

It also makes you run super fast for some reason

Straight zooming

[modern sable]

Somehow, someway. Punched a full armored knight into submission as a naked

With one hand

[wild radish]

we both broke our arms and rehealed them like three times each and couldnt kill each other lol

u can see how messed up his leg and arm armour is

[tribal rock]

Hello, I'm new to the game. How do you grab things off of the ground?

[supple ember]

ALT+F4

or E

both works

[tribal rock]

I aint stupid bro 😭

[tribal rock]

Thank you 🙏

[wise dust]

Q for the other hand

anyone know a fix for the game crashing everytime i survive the abyss or die in the abyss? its just really annoying and resets my progress making it meaningless

[tribal rock]

Alright thank you!

[tribal rock]

Pretty sure even if the game didnt crash your progress gets reset

[supple ember]

Only if you lose

[tribal rock]

True

[humble iris]

try disabling all your blood

that might fix it since that the fix for another crash bug

but if it doesnt fix it then idk

[wise dust]

ye but im winning so..

[wise dust]

alr ill try it

[wild radish]

lowest gore setting

[cyan cloud]

Keep in mind that Willie isn’t very good at prioritising. Sometimes he’ll grab a pair of shoes instead of a sword, or try to hold hands with your opponent instead of retrieving your disarmed weapon.

[wise dust]

willie?

[restive barn]

the character

[torn steeple]

william.

[wise dust]

he has a name??

thats so cool

[muted granite]

thats really freaky bruh

glad you didnt go bro.. 😎

[rose spindle]

Is this what they mean when they say "smoking kills"?

[timber topaz]

omg

Its milek

wait

Go to bed

[rose spindle]

Yooo Jessy

I'm in bed lmao

[timber topaz]

oh

Well I retract my statement lol

Hows your voice healing?

[rose spindle]

Good as new

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn99-noice-jake-peralta-andy-samberg-nice-gif-14234819

[restive barn]

hi jessy voice guy

[timber topaz]

I showed that fella the sword you made btw

Said it looks good

[restive barn]

which fella

[muted granite]

buddy EUGHH

[mental cargo]

what are the pc specs for EA

[muted granite]

you can actually break willie's arms really easily if u grab his hand and kick his armpit

[humble iris]

rtx 5090

[mental cargo]

fr?

[humble iris]

yes

[mental cargo]

damn

[humble iris]

and you need a AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D

[lapis marsh]

I should check what my pc specs are

[muted granite]

first person makes ts 10x scarier bruh 💔

[lapis marsh]

Is a gtx 1660 super okay

[humble iris]

thats way better than a rtx 5090

[lapis marsh]

Oh thank fuck

[humble iris]

you'll be playing this game at a solid 150 fps for sure

[lapis marsh]

Is there ram requirements

Like 8gb?

[jaunty socket]

ram 1500

[humble iris]

64gb

[lapis marsh]

No I mean like

Not the actual memory

[humble iris]

yes its recommended to have 64gb

[lapis marsh]

Of memory space

[humble iris]

yes

[lapis marsh]

Right that’s doable

[humble iris]

definitely

[lapis marsh]

So does this mean ea half sword will actually be more optimised than demo

[tired kelp]

The new maps look awesome so far, but any mention of improved weapon handling, or character damage?

[humble iris]

you'll get immense amount of fps with your specs

your on track for top tier gameplay

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/scheiße-crying-emoji-wtf-realistic-germany-gif-5980525775054250083

[humble iris]

yes

better grip and arm strength will be implemented

[lapis marsh]

I guess the demo is just that unoptimised that I’m still getting lag spikes and low fps on epic and cinematic?

[humble iris]

idk about character damage (since you can just scale that in settings)

[humble iris]

yes yes

[odd kiln]

obviously the demo is incredibly unoptimized

[brittle robin]

IS HALF SWORD GONNA HAVE A STORY MODE

[lapis marsh]

I have no idea how powerful my pc is compared to everything else lol

It’s all black magic to me

[humble iris]

most likely not!

but idk!

[odd kiln]

yea 50 hours cinematic story telling minimum 👍

[brittle robin]

then whats with the new WIP if not story what is it

[humble iris]

yeah im just joshing you

zig is right

50 hours cinematic story telling

[brittle robin]

yeah thats what i THOUGHT

[mental kelp]

Only 50

[muted granite]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/liRCjiekL_q84-k27?invite=cr-MSw5ancsMjg5NDczNTg3&v=30 first decent throw

gotta find the frickin timestamp
0:10

[plain token]

why is the baron so weak bro

[humble iris]

because hes a loser

[lapis marsh]

It’s good to know that the reason half sword has been struggling is because it’s just horrifically unoptimised and not because my computer is bad lmao

[humble iris]

ok wait

i cant tell if your just joking or not

[tired kelp]

Just let me buy early access already, I'd be happy with the void for now.. and multiplayer imagine void moba mode but with real players instead of willies 😭 a man can only dream

[humble iris]

did you actually believe me

[lapis marsh]

Wdym

[shell bronze]

half sword is just horribly optimized tbh

[lapis marsh]

Were you lying

[muted granite]

ima go to bed

[humble iris]

all the recommended specs i named were all not true

[muted granite]

gn guys

[humble iris]

at all

rtx 5090 is the best gpu as of now

the cpu i named is the best cpu as of now

64gb ram is alot for a singular game

😭

i was lying my ass off

[lapis marsh]

Bitch ass

[shell bronze]

64gb is good

i have that much and it's all you really need

[lapis marsh]

So is it actually 64gb of ram or of memory space

[humble iris]

i meant to run the game

not in total

[muted granite]

im thinking of getting 32gb of ram js for half sword bruh 😭

[tired kelp]

until the next scheduled release of the 5% better for 2x the price series.

[humble iris]

we dont know

[humble iris]

6000 🤤

[dry yarrow]

I’m newwwwww hello, how do I play beyond the demo??

[lapis marsh]

Lying bitch ass

[humble iris]

hey

it says gullible on the ceiling

[lapis marsh]

I trusted you bro 😭

[humble iris]

whyd you actually trust me 😭

i thought you were just going with the bit

[lapis marsh]

Idk you sounded like you knew your shit

[tired kelp]

I'll settle for a 6969, and that'll be my retirement card.

[lapis marsh]

Idk fucking anything about rtxs and shit

[humble iris]

if number big

good good

if number small

baad bad

[tired kelp]

overpriced gimmick, sums it up. amd is the way to go

[plain token]

Ti and Super = good

[lapis marsh]

Is a gtx 1660 super good or bad compared to the average then

[plain token]

pretty old

[tired kelp]

are you playing fortnite at 1080p, or ?

[lapis marsh]

No

[humble iris]

what graphics can u run with stable fps on hs

[plain token]

tetris 720

[lapis marsh]

i can run high, though there are slight lagspikes on hits sometimes

[humble iris]

ok so you should be okay

with better optimization coming in EA you should be fine hopefully

[lapis marsh]

hopefully

its usually ram thats the bottleneck for me

[humble iris]

whip whap

[humble iris]

whats ur ram

[lapis marsh]

8gb

[sleek mica]

That's not Willie's face in those teaser images...

[humble iris]

oh

mmmm

idk

[lapis marsh]

am i boned

[humble iris]

we dont know the EA spec requirements so

[humble iris]

i dont know!

[lapis marsh]

great

[humble iris]

why do my clips not play 😭

[lapis marsh]

net zero information gain

[humble iris]

ok now they do

[tired kelp]

Yeah a 1660 shouldn't be too bad for this game, especially once its been optimized better. But definitely gonna wanna upgrade to something with more vram.. 8gb if not more is the new standard 🤒

[lusty cove]

lil bro thought he could crawl away

[shell forge]

@sturdy berry I'm guessing Willie didn't survive that stab? #photography📷 message

[humble iris]

oh no

hes not gonna have a face soon is he

[umbral musk]

I don’t know if I’m missing something or I’m just stupid. But do we know when the game update comes out?

I thought it was gonna come out on the 13th.
Or is steam next fest just to show what’s coming next?

Sorry if this is already been asked

[lapis marsh]

sometime before the end of this year

[shell forge]

Next Fest is just being used to showcase what's coming next

[lapis marsh]

devs said q4 this year

[umbral musk]

Sweet. Thanks guys

[atomic stump]

it actually released yesterday

[humble iris]

we'll be getting showcases throughout the entire fest

[tired kelp]

a boy.. or girl?

[humble iris]

so check up on announcements every day (until the 20th) for some juicy showcasings

[atomic stump]

neither, its a cat

[tired kelp]

meee-ow

[atomic stump]

and a snake

[lusty cove]

YET again he tries crawling away

[plain token]

can't wait for hs open world

[tired kelp]

i wonder what'll be in the first battlepass

[plain token]

case hardened longsword

[atomic stump]

its already out you havent played it yet?

[tired kelp]

final reward is unlocking the rainbow armor set

OR A CAPE. OOO

[plain token]

i thought it was a closed beta is it already available ‽

[tired kelp]

give me a cape !

[atomic stump]

no lmao 😭

[tired kelp]

wait, i shouldnt give them idea

[plain token]

golden pass gets you the rgb minigun

[atomic stump]

nonono rgb poleaxe

[plain token]

1500 halfbucks

[atomic stump]

What about Willies? 1500 willies?

[plain token]

1500 hair strands

[lusty cove]

demigorgan willy

[humble iris]

put those arms down boy

[atomic stump]

Sabaton goes hard rn

[sly nacelle]

how do i play the real game

i can only play the demo

[humble iris]

not out yet

[atomic stump]

only version out atm

[plain token]

install virus

[plain token]

this channel is random spam of gore and clips

[humble iris]

thats halfsword for you

[plain token]

does level 3 have a secret channel

[humble iris]

yes

secret scret channel

[lusty cove]

tore is face clean off

[plain token]

oh my god

ping me when it's over

[humble iris]

@plain token welcome back

[plain token]

gob

[atomic stump]

well thats kinda what this channel is made for ngl

its ALL things half sword related

[shell bronze]

if you cant stand willie at his lowest you don't deserve him at his best

[plain token]

technically the rules say you should use the spoiler feature

but it's not the gore that bothers me

[humble iris]

cant handle a little gore galore?

[lusty cove]

guys look at his organnssss SO YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[atomic stump]

WHEN DID YOU GET MOD?

[lusty cove]

thats what i said LOL

[plain token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134642517732761700/1361061519571292211/received_319997504151146.gif

[atomic stump]

No clueless like fr when the hell did you get mod

im off discord for a week and my main dad is now mod

[sly nacelle]

HOW CAN YOU

PLATY

WITH THESE WEAPONS

HOW?

[shell bronze]

like a few days ago

[lusty cove]

where his head go

[shell bronze]

?

[sly nacelle]

how can i play with swords

[humble iris]

if only that didnt skid of his head

[shell bronze]

go to free mode and select any tier above tier 2

then click until you get a sword

[plain token]

baron always gets a sword

[humble iris]

and hes like 20 feet tall!

[sly nacelle]

it onyl shows play demo

settings

credits and quit

[lusty cove]

yall thing hes ok?

[dreamy perch]

Yall got any tips for commoner boss

[humble iris]

stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

[plain token]

get farmer and stab him in the heart with long thing

[cosmic grove]

jesus ur guys computers are crazy

mine looks like shit

[dreamy perch]

You can use farmer against commoner boss?

[plain token]

yees

[small wing]

green menace

[shell bronze]

overhead parries from both sides

[lusty cove]

is this illegal?

[small wing]

jesus fucking christ

[lusty cove]

hes finneeeee dw

[humble iris]

i am green

[small wing]

https://tenor.com/view/sanjay-and-craig-snoop-dogg-im-so-mad-im-so-green-gif-10969775843745392552

[atomic stump]

I am white

and black

im both

[humble iris]

only green

im only green

[round stone]

How to interact with a long stick user

[humble iris]

that crossguard strike was dirty

[round stone]

Interesting green mod

I just imagined a mod that allows you to play as Larry The Cucumber from Veggietales

[humble iris]

😭

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-kitty-gif-7773816275616110994

[round stone]

Gently tap for distraction...

Discombobulate

[shell bronze]

boy if you don't put that bigass sword down and fight fair

[round stone]

Lmaooo

[humble iris]

i love big swords!!!

big sword yeah!!!!

[round stone]

Better than long stick with spikes imo

[light storm]

Plancon is so bullshit

[shell bronze]

@mental kelp this one is for you

[round stone]

wtf is plankton

[light storm]

Plancon

Long stick with spikes on it

[plain token]

plançon

[light storm]

Plancon

[plain token]

plançon

[light storm]

Too lazy to use that letter

So I js say plancon

[shell bronze]

this is plancon

[light storm]

The most bullshit polearm

[shell bronze]

what a difficult and worthless weapon to use

[round stone]

Easy mode

[humble iris]

only i can be green

[round stone]

Intertional day of peeing on a Plankton must be created or sum

[misty hill]

maybe this is the fatal to our error

[round stone]

This ninja wont die

[humble iris]

head begone

[round stone]

Staying in the same pose for a while to aura farm

[humble iris]

thats the strat

[round stone]

What's even this guard bro

[lusty cove]

do these guys have a brain? every time i crack their skulls open there aint no damn brain to be seen

[atomic stump]

no

[humble iris]

exactly!!!

empty cranium!!

[lusty cove]

lol

[humble iris]

maybe this is why the ai is so easy...

[round stone]

Actually they have a brain

[round stone]

But they evaporate in contact with sunlight

[lusty cove]

ahhhh understandable

lets try it with ur brain :D

[humble iris]

clueless are you happy i put away the big sword

[round stone]

bruh

[shell bronze]

good man

if you want a big sword use commoner one

those get pretty fat too

[humble iris]

yeah i use the big thick sword

one of the best commoner swords imo

[round stone]

clueless should I go on a 'Spear users' killing spree?

[shell bronze]

pretty much the only good commoner sword that transfers well to the later ranks

[shell bronze]

great idea

[round stone]

close

[humble iris]

looks cool and devastating dismembers

how much better can a sword get!!

[stiff pewter]

i turned off blood and gore and i still fatal error

liek every 5 minutes

[round stone]

Lil' spear user got nervous, now he's grabbing his long stick in a unortodox way

[stiff pewter]

anyone else having issues with fatal errors?

[humble iris]

is it on ultimate challenge?

[stiff pewter]

knight

[humble iris]

try disabling all your blood

[stiff pewter]

i have

[humble iris]

letting him live out of pity

[stiff pewter]

and gore

[humble iris]

oh

then

idk!

[shell bronze]

filthy grabber

[round stone]

Spear user down

[shell bronze]

fell for the same trick thrice award

[sand herald]

Double clicking m1 for thrust is lowkey goated, idk why I haven't used this sooner

[shell bronze]

it's great

you also don't have to let go of mouse to cancel the thrust btw

swing hard enough and it auto cancels

[round stone]

"Am I beautiful now?" ahh

Plankton user down

[humble iris]

i should stop bullying commoners

the higher tiers call me

[wheat leaf]

bluh thinh he ah leaf or sumh

green bean headahh

[humble iris]

i am green

we love green 🤤

[wheat leaf]

brusselsprout lookin footahh

[wheat leaf]

this man out here fitted up like a used tampon

[humble iris]

couldnt give a better example on why the ai is insanely dumb 😭

[shell bronze]

i prefer red velvet

[wheat leaf]

red hot chillie pepper lookin mufugga

[shell bronze]

das right

[wheat leaf]

THIS guy fitted up like a mario thwomp

'well i willie like the color gray'

[wheat leaf]

I AINT EVEN SEE RHE SWORD Oh lawd help him this ain’t no adventure time

[wheat leaf]

Didn’t even pull away from the strike, just dragged that shit clear through his face

[humble iris]

he couldnt handle the brussle sprout energy

[barren vine]

yeowch

i love the little axe

its so good

[wheat leaf]

I can’t handle that you fitted up like the thick mats of grass that shoots outta the lawnmower on a wet day

[humble iris]

no one can

thats the power of green

[wheat leaf]

Lawd help him he tryna be bamboo

[humble iris]

well bamboo is pretty tuff

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[lusty cove]

have yall noticed like when yall win but then die it gives u the "prepare for the ultimate challange" screen? ive gotten it 3 times

like u win first but than die it gives u the screen

idk why

[humble iris]

i have not

that happened to me once and it gave me the "you unlocked veteran" screen though

[lusty cove]

no but its happening to me in the free mode

[ocean tangle]

I swear you used to be able to switch hands with a mace or axe and still use it two handed, whenever I try it, I just hold my hand up for some reason

[humble iris]

yeah same

[lusty cove]

oh

[humble iris]

its when i had to redownload the entire game again because of that bug

[wheat leaf]

The humble panda:

[humble iris]

no panda is touching my bamboo

[sand herald]

🕊️

[wheat leaf]

Dw bro you just the bamboo leaf

[round stone]

Another spear user down

[barren vine]

willie cutting up?

[lusty cove]

why does he look like anton wearing a helmet 😭

[wheat leaf]

Willie think he drivin the whip 😭