halfsword-chat-⚔

[uncut girder]

ANSWER ME

[shell bronze]

16-24 what

vram?

[acoustic delta]

yea

[shell bronze]

those cards would be very expensive

[uncut girder]

hi @shell bronze

[shell bronze]

hi

[uncut girder]

wsp ?

do you guys ever ate banana chips

its kinda fire

[shell bronze]

at work rn talking shyt on discord instead of being productive

[uncut girder]

oh lmao

[shell bronze]

i used to eat them a lot when i was still living in vietnam but not a lot these days

[uncut girder]

just started a knight drawing in class

[shell bronze]

good stuff

[uncut girder]

oh nice

yea

was they deep fried in oil ?

[acoustic delta]

aight im just gonna go sleep now

[uncut girder]

byeee

[acoustic delta]

see you guys after exam and ill update

fuck science and maths

[uncut girder]

no, love science and maths

[acoustic delta]

thanks for the advice anyways

[acoustic delta]

i have exams tmr

in the morning

[uncut girder]

lol

[shell bronze]

i'm starting off my 50 hour work week with utmost laziness

[uncut girder]

gl

[acoustic delta]

bye

[uncut girder]

VRO WTH

[shell bronze]

blue collar special

[uncut girder]

50h a week is damn crazy

[shell bronze]

make big money and work big hours

[uncut girder]

7h a day th

[crude temple]

waiting for a new build would not suck so bad if they give us the split screen build lol

[uncut girder]

kinda high

[shell bronze]

9-10

work 5 days a week

[uncut girder]

??????

omg

bruh

[uncut girder]

FR OMG

[raven solar]

yeah 8-10 is normal for manual labour here

[shell bronze]

how do you think i pay for my expensive hobbies lol

[uncut girder]

the game going to be pure hell fire

[shell bronze]

normal for any full time job

[raven solar]

yuh

[shell bronze]

every hour spent at work is an hour yearning to play more half sword

[uncut girder]

fire gameplay tbh

[uncut girder]

do the server have public voicechats ???

[prisma sigil]

still the same

ong im not trolling

[shell bronze]

we do but it's not for pink people

[uncut girder]

you sure ?

[shell bronze]

yes

[uncut girder]

bet

[uncut girder]

i want access pls

[shell bronze]

only the strongest most loyal willies get access to vc

[uncut girder]

alr

i am one

[shell bronze]

your name isn't red so unfortunately not

[uncut girder]

ok

how can i ?

[shell bronze]

be active for a bit

[uncut girder]

ok

[paper notch]

why do sometime you get sent to the abyss but sometime you just die?

[prisma sigil]

whenever i die my game crashes

👍

[odd kiln]

he clearly didn't know about my secret technique

[odd kiln]

classic half sword into neck

[dark folio]

You only get sent to the abyss after you pass the beggar tier

[mild yarrow]

damn so we just switching up on our day ones now?

[dark folio]

You arent even a day 9. You're giving yourself way too much credit olive boy

[mild yarrow]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooow

i see how it is

[dark folio]

Weve never even played something together gng all you do is send tiktoks

[mild yarrow]

i see how it is

[dark folio]

Mhm

[lilac cape]

is this game coming out this month

[covert forge]

Everyday we're supposed to get new info right.

[quiet ferry]

Yup

[mental kelp]

20 Minutes

[covert forge]

Nice

[sour galleon]

MCWONDER BEAST IS TYPING

ALERT

HES TYPING

he stoppped

o

[tight dirge]

most broken weapon in peasant tier

[shell bronze]

good things happening

[obtuse tiger]

8 mins

cant wait

new news

[tight dirge]

huh

[obtuse tiger]

new news

[shell bronze]

good things are happening in 7 minutes

[sour galleon]

oh hes typing again

[sour galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[obtuse tiger]

stop with thiss

[sour galleon]

caked up

[shell bronze]

halfcordians watching this shit more than i watch the stock market tf

[shell bronze]

good things are happening in 6 minutes

[sour galleon]

u dont thats the thing

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[shell bronze]

i'm already tapped in

[obtuse tiger]

you said mods dont know anything???

[sour galleon]

bet

[mental kelp]

5 minutes

[sour galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-shrug-idk-i-dont-know-obama-gif-15684252

[obtuse tiger]

were getting new newsss

[jolly nexus]

good news in 5 minutes hell ye

[obtuse tiger]

W news

[shell bronze]

good things are happening in 3 minutes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262129074613260291/1405321100119904408/togif.gif

[quaint vector]

Wait whats happening in 2 minutes

[shell bronze]

good things are happening in 2 minutes

[obtuse tiger]

bro

[quaint vector]

The info drop?

[obtuse tiger]

bros just gonna keep saying this

[obtuse tiger]

new news

[shell bronze]

your mistake is assuming i speak truth

[obtuse tiger]

shut upppp

😭

[obtuse tiger]

im so confused

[mental kelp]

I Minvte

[shell bronze]

60 sexonds

[obtuse tiger]

new map news

[quaint vector]

Holy

[torn steeple]

early access release in 30 sexond

[cold sail]

Sandbox mode?

[quaint vector]

Wait fr?

[sour galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-box-boxeo-baile-gif-18769214

[obtuse tiger]

nowww

[wispy zephyr]

A brother can dream

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/ilkka-alanwake-alan-wake-ilkkavilli-ilkka-villi-gif-2630542062964929161

[quaint vector]

The time is due

[cursive fjord]

EARLY ACCESS TOMORROW

[fresh gyro]

there should be a new sneak peek soon

[lean niche]

🚫 Invalid duration. Please provide a valid timeout in the form 1m30s or 1h

[wild junco]

Frankenberg looks well fancy

[lean niche]

🚫 Invalid duration. Please provide a valid timeout in the form 1m30s or 1h

[shell bronze]

bru

[rapid inlet]

whats snf i dont like reading

[cold spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1427702526081237062/2025-10-14_10h34min20s_1920x1080.png?ex=68efd317&is=68ee8197&hm=5a941edd66e966afa12121a13667c2eb625912750648c82e15402842b974a2fd&

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-menacingly-spongebob-standing-there-gif-19452999

[sour galleon]

WERE NOT GONNA HAVE WILLY ANYMORE NO

[jolly nexus]

HERE THEY COME

[serene cape]

God I'm so hyped

[sour galleon]

I SEE BILLY

NO

[quiet ferry]

Cinema

[shell bronze]

INCOMING

INCOMING

HOOOOOLD

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/we-were-soldiers-sam-elliott-vietnam-vietnam-war-defend-yourselves-gif-11856795089047683968

[shell bronze]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

[languid nest]

@little verge in the forest, will we be able to pick up sticks and batter willies with them?

[shell bronze]

ALL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS AND OLDGENS PREPARE TO DEFEND

[jolly nexus]

ACTIVATE THE SLOW MODE

[quaint vector]

OH NO

[terse cypress]

I have created art

[brittle bridge]

several people are typing

[quiet ferry]

Yup

[silent flax]

this looks much better than forest

[cold spindle]

why is wille serving face

[latent moon]

THE FACE
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO WILLIE

[solid totem]

i like the forest better

[obtuse tiger]

rip willie

[dry pier]

NEW WILLIE

[quiet ferry]

Rip Willie my goat

[obtuse tiger]

iTS NOT WILLIE

[cursive fjord]

Where's his hands?

[sick oak]

Zounds!

[wintry lintel]

WHEN ARE THE NEW MAPS GETTING RELEASED

[tawdry scroll]

brutal willie

[dry pier]

FLIBBERTIGIBBET

[humble lodge]

one hell of a nose on that guy

[tawdry scroll]

look at that jaw

[solid totem]

so falkenburg is where the demo area is at ? right ?

[lean niche]

🚫 Invalid duration. Please provide a valid timeout in the form 1m30s or 1h

[sick oak]

Mangy cur!

[torn steeple]

CLOTH PHYSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[compact ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/wahid-yimshee-kilometraat-gif-14576443026611740219

[obtuse tiger]

# where is my guys hands??

[latent moon]

lol imagine the game has insanely hard bosses (like superspeed willie or smth) and the benches are respawn spots

[shell bronze]

i'm so cooked

[brittle bridge]

What about we give a name to every single appearance and have our autistic scribes remember all of them

[wooden socket]

https://tenor.com/view/here-it-comes-tornado-meme-gif-23054073

[zealous kestrel]

I'm beyond excited

[wooden carbon]

so will half sword have like a distinct map layout or will it be like free roam

[glacial citrus]

cant have shit in Frakenberg

[cold spindle]

Punished wille

[river girder]

look mom no hands

[exotic parcel]

Look at that street, miss a step and you'll crack your skull open 💀

[shell bronze]

who's ready to get jumped in frankenberg

[west cloud]

WILLIE FACE

[fleet stump]

Being patched, this is why no SnF patch

[sick oak]

Squandrel!

[sweet hamlet]

These are basically the exact environments I was hoping to see

[obtuse tiger]

ah i get you

[simple vale]

are those new facial expressions or am i delusional

[shell bronze]

lmao pierre

[sweet hamlet]

I hop the Alley's narrow passage makes spears less viable

[obtuse tiger]

new faces

[quiet ferry]

Are they gonna remove willie

[shell bronze]

that's a whole new face

[simple vale]

goodness gracious

[fresh gyro]

Yeah the faces look different

[west cloud]

BIG NOSE

[quiet ferry]

😨

[quaint vector]

Lets Jump those ragamuffins

[obtuse tiger]

yes

[sick pollen]

Me and my homies going to Frankenberg tonight, wish us luck

[shell bronze]

willie's gonna have friends

[simple vale]

maybe the player will still be willie but the other npcs have unique faces

[covert forge]

Uneven terrain is interesting

[silent flax]

what's new guy name?

billie?

[simple vale]

maybe randomized facial features?
probably not though

[shell bronze]

if you dont got at least a sword and some armor when you step foot in frankenberg are you living right

[solid totem]

pierre le fou adore la suisse

[west cloud]

dickson

[languid nest]

I'd imagine the footing of Willie has be upgraded, allowing him to traverse complex terrain

[simple vale]

richard...

[mental kelp]

I shall be the jumper

[solid totem]

is there going to be any french ?

[shell bronze]

join me brother

[languid nest]

explain what you mean by french

[exotic parcel]

I can see swiss mercenaries for sure

[hasty reef]

What did they do to Willie???

[wet stump]

holy shit its willie 2 electric boogaloo

[simple vale]

feels kinda odd seeing the npc models im so used to in new areas tbh

[cursive fjord]

Willie will be no more

[brittle bridge]

This one looks like a Robert

[shell bronze]

a reminder to all halfsword chat inhabitants that this is the correct and civilized chat

[sleek canyon]

its hard life, after all...

[simple vale]

i'll call him richard..

[shell bronze]

willie will have friends

[solid totem]

that speaks french and german aye

[jolly nexus]

chadlite willie

[languid nest]

That's not Willie

[cursive fjord]

Willie will be GONE

The Baron will execute him

[shell bronze]

if you say so i'll tell devs to remove him

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can't-let-that-happen-frank-sausage-party-foodtopia-i-won't-allow-that-amazon-prime-studios-gif-12042366704156695581

[lucid perch]

guys i tried swapping hands with my spear

[lucid perch]

my hand is LITERALLY BEHIND MY BACK AND WHEN I PULL A WEAPON OFF MY BELT WITH THE HAND

[sleek canyon]

I will be praying for the god tier optimization

[lucid perch]

IT FLINGS ME

[solid totem]

https://tenor.com/view/dropteeth-deadfrenz-simpsons-deadfellaz-already-dead-gif-27422003

[west shadow]

Man I cant wait for this game to release

[sleek canyon]

Or my computer will turn into an airplane

[lucid perch]

guys is there a fix

[little verge]

Yes?

[tender quest]

oops

[sick pollen]

Real ass shit

[wild radish]

the barons kind of a real one

[lilac drum]

willie my beloved......

[obtuse tiger]

halfsword EA will be sick

[simple vale]

trying to do cool stuff with hand swapping either ends up cool or just messing up your arms for a bit.,.,

[solid totem]

what graphics settings are those ????? looks really nice and potato friendly

[lilac drum]

you have to kinda grab something with the broken arm, it doesnt always fix it and honestly is kind of a run ender

[quiet ferry]

@little verge are y’all removing willie entirely

[sick pollen]

Guys the barons actually a really cool guy trust

[lucid perch]

my hand is like permanently stuck

[exotic parcel]

I'm curious to see the fort at the top now

[obtuse tiger]

a chicken can sqarck and a butter fly can flutter anna cant talk all she can do is stu sut studder

[little verge]

No, updated and refined.

[sleek gull]

Seeing environments like this is so inspiring. I cannot wait to make rivers of blood flowing down the streets.

[wet stump]

first time i havent seen you turn their armor into scrap metal

[tender quest]

got snagged on the fence

[west cloud]

wrong

guy

[quiet ferry]

Rip willie

[cursive fjord]

Bros, are we back???

[simple vale]

it feels a bit odd seeing the character model and armor im so used to seeing in new places tbh

[quiet ferry]

Gone but not forgotten

[wet stump]

the true willie 2 electric boogaloo

[little verge]

Wilhelm Fischer

[lucid perch]

i cant wait to get more versions of willie, like imagine a wilhelm or a wiliam

[oak obsidian]

how much game will cost

[sick pollen]

The new wille looks awfully pissed

[little verge]

Wait until you see the hair.

[quiet ferry]

10-30 bucks

[wet stump]

its gonna be insane to see willie with facial expressions (if that is added)

[sleek gull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6JK-gRELI0

[sick pollen]

1 million dollars

[flint creek]

Cheap asf

[fickle crag]

I will pay 2 million just to get it a day early

[quiet ferry]

500 cigarettes

[lucid perch]

we're gonna need like other version of willie, like wilhelm or william some names i was thinking of was like williate

[rapid pond]

Say, does the new build change the minimum requirement for half sword ? If so could we get a little peak into the new needed hardware

[exotic parcel]

Baron edition will be heavily taxed for sure

[wet stump]

can't wait to witness willie's long, beautiful glowing locks

[lucid perch]

i think it reduces it because my 3050 can play it easily

[quiet ferry]

Will

[shell bronze]

you need minimum 3080 and 32gb ram to play

[sleek gull]

Or just, none Willie related names. Since we will have actual variety in the ways models look

[shell bronze]

thanks for supporting half sword

[lucid perch]

@shell bronze my 3050 can play it on high and ultra settings

[little verge]

Min. - Max. specifications are still being identified.

[lucid perch]

am i just cracked

[shell bronze]

game will also cost 100 dollars a copy and 5 a month after for live service (right to my pockets)

[shell bronze]

i'm spreading disinformation

[shell bronze]

let me extort the players boss

[sick pollen]

Will we get a battlepass?

[shell bronze]

yes battlepass

[simple vale]

baron armor at lvl 100 battlepass

[light garnet]

why does he have no hands

[obtuse tiger]

Bugs

[fickle crag]

smh pay to win....(take my money dammit)

[high cloud]

When the game is gonna out?

[shell bronze]

cost 20 dollars (30 for bonus golden peasant sickle)

[jolly nexus]

soon

[sick pollen]

Soon

[shell bronze]

soon

[high cloud]

its in this month

?

[shell bronze]

no guarantees

[high cloud]

ty

[shell bronze]

but this year

[fickle crag]

I believe the plan for early access is before the end of the year

[sick pollen]

Q4 of this year

[cursive fjord]

Likely after the Nextfest

[high cloud]

ty

[jolly nexus]

i would say it will come out in november, just saying

[clever laurel]

are there purple clothes

[jolly nexus]

it's more likely i think

[sick pollen]

Ja

[tropic kernel]

@little verge love the game but i am worried that my laptop isn't gonna be able to run the new maps, how well optimised are they?

[quasi gazelle]

was about to send the same thing lmao

[clever laurel]

More reasons to upgrade my pc

[clever laurel]

Ok

[simple vale]

fr?
i thought it was gonna be later..

[wet stump]

devs making the main antagonist a tax collecting bastard so you hate him from the beginning

[shell bronze]

pinned messages

[wet stump]

he can't handle it

[quasi gazelle]

no, the main antagonist will be elon musk

[little verge]

Not with disinfo lol.

[little verge]

No microtransactions.

[shell bronze]

can i extort the players with legit info

[sick pollen]

Dang 😔

[tight dirge]

are these sneak peeks from early access

[shell bronze]

yes

[gusty saffron]

have we ever got any timeline for full release or new build

[sleek gull]

Battle Pass?! Oh boy...

[little verge]

New min. - Max. specs are being defined currently. Optimization will vary through development.

[little verge]

Correct.

[shell bronze]

we have until the end of this year

[gusty saffron]

until the end of this year for release of full game or just new build?

[shell bronze]

early access

[gusty saffron]

oh fun

cant wait

[sick pollen]

Yes

[alpine aurora]

@little verge Is the game gonna be like chivalry or something different ?

[sick pollen]

Probably something Different

[midnight jasper]

new lore is gruesome, baron is moronic baaastaaard. i want to half-sword him now

[sleek gull]

No one really knows what the actual game play loop will be.

[alpine aurora]

Ah

[alpine aurora]

How much different are you talking about ?

I don't think open world theme will fit to this game tbh

[shell bronze]

the gameplay loop is 3 big swole willies with plancons beating you relentlessly

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-gif-12337312190850803514

[fickle crag]

We can count on it being single player/ split screen for a while

[dreamy bridge]

@little verge

[alpine aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/mahk-bannerlord-battania-gif-22962894

[sick pollen]

I mean currently it's a weird rougelike system so idk something similar to what we have now

[little verge]

Not comparable imo.

[sleek gull]

Best I can say with confidence, is there will be several Modes for us to choose. As in, we may still have an arena mode, but anything beyond that has not been announced yet.

[fickle crag]

when you get the big candlestick in spoilance

[little verge]

@dreamy bridge

[shell forge]

Oh shit, is that Willie's evil younger brother in the new preview? ||Wilbur?||

[alpine aurora]

Lol

[dreamy bridge]

I have a bug in the game and people tell me that you probably could do sonething

[dark folio]

Will there be any enemy stronger than the baron. Like a king or something

[little verge]

What's the situation?

[alpine aurora]

Hmm. Devs didn't even give any hints about it ? Interesting

[dark folio]

Uh oh

[sleek gull]

No one knows any details about the game beyond what we have in the current Demo

[dreamy bridge]

Can i explain in dm or smth

[alpine aurora]

Archer willies 💪

[little verge]

Chiv is an online PVP game. Ours is a singleplayer dueling game. The only thing the games share in common is Medieval themes.

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cable-guy-medieval-gif-20367935

[naive granite]

can you check general catfish chat please

[little verge]

You can make a #1047240101152960525 or use #modmail.

[sick pollen]

Trying to compare apples to oranges

[dreamy bridge]

I did one

[little verge]

Soon.

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[short cape]

I can work for you free to help with pvp

My dream is halfsword pvp

[feral raft]

Off brand Halfsword
(Midspear)

[short cape]

DO NOT STEAL MY DREAM

[alpine aurora]

Yup. Half sword can be an online PVP too though. It can be a singleplayer open world game something like mount and blade too. That's why I'm wondering. Or maybe both ?

[lone bobcat]

lmao

[feral raft]

Not someone agreeing to be a slave to make Halfsword PvP 💔

[zinc cipher]

Ranked halfsword when???

[feral raft]

In public chat

[sick pollen]

The "online mode" is split screen

[sleek gull]

The Half Sword team once said that if they were to approach online multiplayer, they know of a studio that they would like to partner with as they respect their knowledge and abilities.

So the role is already reserved. Sorry homie.

[little verge]

Local splitscreen is planned online PVP is not.

[alpine aurora]

Nah not like that. Like 20v20

[short cape]

Local splitscreen is ok

[dreamy bridge]

I pinned you in the bug section

[short cape]

With Parsec

[sick pollen]

Nah probably not

[zinc cipher]

But like… why not? Seems like a mechanic that people DO want

[short cape]

Or any share program

[dreamy bridge]

So you can see my post

[sick pollen]

The current system would be IMPOSSIBLE to work with in online PvP

[alpine aurora]

Ah. It says maybe in the #faq. I guess we'll see by time.

[sleek gull]

The Half Sword team does not have expereince with implementing PvP. As with the single player, if they were to do it, they want it done right, and done well. So in order to get the game out, they are putting 100% focus in what they know best.

[short cape]

Peer 2 peer

[zinc cipher]

Ohhh I get it

[zinc cipher]

Oh, so that’s why they said they’d get help from a third party. Makes sense

[alpine aurora]

It would be cool and fun I think. But yeah they probably won't add it before other improvements.

[short cape]

Ok respect but best is ennemy of good

[little verge]

It is being looked into but is by no means a promised feature.

[alpine aurora]

Yeah

[unborn lark]

Verified my account just to respond to this. Networking in online games is -very- complicated, even with relatively simple mechanics. Add complex physics interactions, latency, dropped packets etc to that, adds a ton of development time. Plus you would probably need hosted servers - etc etc

[sleek gull]

You could have ok single player and ok multiplayer. Or you can have great single player.

I'll take the great single player all day

[unborn lark]

I would love to see it once the full game is released, or like a DLC or something

[short cape]

Already exists and its called half sword demo

[zinc cipher]

I mean… a multiplayer DLC sounds kinda fucked up im not gonna lie

“Pay extra to play with friends”

[sleek gull]

Indeed, which has no multiplayer. So we will get even better single player. lol

[unborn lark]

I don't think so? There's a whole other layer of development there.

[zinc cipher]

The concept of having to pay to join friends in a game you already paid 25$ for just seems kinda wrong to me.

[sleek gull]

Nothing of the sort is confirmed, or hinted at. Don't get too worked up over it.

[zinc cipher]

Ranking system?

[sick pollen]

Based on what????

[zinc cipher]

Skill, lol. But I’d prefer friends only

[short cape]

Local multiplayer is olay guys, with prsec or hamachi its easy to local online

[sick pollen]

How would you measure skill then?

[fickle crag]

you guys gotta remember that having accurate physics over the internet is HARD

[zinc cipher]

Win count / loss count? Kinda how KD works

[short cape]

Thanks for the best game of the year btw

[unborn lark]

Yeah I expect steam link to work sufficiently - there will be an obvious advantage for the local player even with minor latency, but it's something we can live with I think for now. Plus I can tell my friends "just git gud"

[sick pollen]

Obviously that's why I said it'd be IMPOSSIBLE to work with

[zinc cipher]

Literally, I cut a guy in half yesterday

[sick pollen]

The games peak, let's just wait for the update

Then it'll be even MORE peak

[snow gulch]

this new style surprised me, i thought the game was gonna lean more into the arena style tbh. im more than happy for it though

[sick pollen]

Honestly It's a step in the right direction, we need some more varied environments, for more well... Variety

[sudden ravine]

holy the new announcement is so peak

[austere wigeon]

This is just placeholder gore right?

[sick pollen]

100%

[fickle crag]

Agreed, I hope we get something similar to Kingdom Come Deliverance

[sudden ravine]

new character

[sick pollen]

What? An open world???

[fickle crag]

open willie

[austere wigeon]

yea it looks the same as the current demo, I hope before steam next fest ends we get a sneak at the official gore. The style for their gore seems to change alot and we still don't know what to expect for the EA gore

[odd kiln]

these maps look insane holy shit

[gilded veldt]

#announcements message this kinda looks like ai wrote it

[sleek gull]

It won't. Because it has been asked, it was said it will not.

Do not expect Half Sword to be a Role Playing game.

[fickle crag]

that's fair

[gilded veldt]

if the game isnt roleplay.. how come THIS exists!! #1270577738826256536

[sleek gull]

touché`

[unborn lark]

I can tell you, the major thing I'm looking forward to in the new build is (hopefully) some better optimization. I hear a lot of the poor performance is down to the 3rd party plugin they're using for blood effects, allegedly the in-house version should work better. This game is super fun to play but it FRIES my 3070ti. I can run it, but it runs the card at damn-near 100%, and unless you have really good cooling it's hard to play for longer than a couple hours.

[sick pollen]

Good point...

[sick pollen]

Real

[shell forge]

Does Willie's brother have a name yet?

[gilded veldt]

WHO IS THAT

[fickle crag]

Chad

[gilded veldt]

ive got my money on peter or something

[sick pollen]

Willbur Bartholomew the 3rd

[shell forge]

"Mum told me that I can be in the game too!"

[magic bolt]

love that they teased to release content and just released some chatgpt discription and screenshots. false promises.

[gilded veldt]

i mean that map isnt in the demo but i am pretty sure they asked chatgpt to write that so..

[sleek gull]

That isn't very kind.

[brittle bridge]

I honestly dont think its chatgpt

[magic bolt]

i mean... they said they were releasing content and then the VERY last moment they are like .... nope

[digital edge]

Boyz, I beat the baron for the third time

[fickle pulsar]

It's definitely not chatgpt

[little verge]

What is Chatgpt?

[sleek gull]

You are incorrect.

[brittle bridge]

and also they said they were gonna release a small teaser everyday, they showed a map, what more do you want from that?

[little verge]

Not our intent, we are eating the mistake. We understand the frustration and loss of face.

[brittle bridge]

do you think they were releasing the game??

[hollow robin]

dawg bro stop whining

[gilded veldt]

idk man, the double dash "--", and the whole thing of it just sounds like ai but idk, ive got a lot of trust in these devs

[hollow robin]

I dont think its chatGPT at all

[little verge]

Let's be civil, people are entitled to be frustrated.

[hollow robin]

yall think a text exceeding 10 lines is chatGPT

[languid nest]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3D1YJrWYAAR7RR.gif

[little verge]

What is chatgpt?

[hollow robin]

ppl are genuinely fried

[faint crater]

ur jokin

[gilded veldt]

an ai generator

[shell bronze]

hey don't diss my double dash

i use that for writing

[sick pollen]

Guys... This shit isn't AI

[sleek gull]

PSA: In the world of software, nothing is promised until it is announced through official channels.

If it is not in the Announcements channel here, then it is just idle chatter, and not a promise.

[little verge]

Yes but what is it think people was made with Chatgpt is the question.

[hollow robin]

the first guy said the text was chatGPT aka made by an AI chatbot

[gilded veldt]

the announcement message

[little verge]

lol, not even at all.

[hollow robin]

ofc

[little verge]

Scoundrels.

[hollow robin]

hes just hating

[little verge]

Only buffoons would think that.

[shell bronze]

if that's ai then i'm actually one of the developers for the game

[sick pollen]

Mfers are just pissed that they can't have EA early

[faint crater]

man i can't be in here for the next couple days i think, all these people lowkey pmo

[gilded veldt]

they never said anything about releasing the game, this happened with gta 6 too where everyone got all mad for them not releasing the game on a fake date

[shell bronze]

me when devs don't drop every single ounce of information out for the public to see

[little verge]

Uh I am actually the only member of the dev team that only speaks English.

[hollow robin]

prob ragebait

[magic bolt]

im just saying, would of been nice to know content wasnt being released before hour zero and just some discriptions that someone may or may not have computer generated

[sleek gull]

Project Management Office?

[sick pollen]

Dang really?

[gilded veldt]

i do not recall them ever saying theyd release a demo on that day

[shell bronze]

maybe you shouldn't set your expectations that way

[hollow robin]

gng they never said they were gonna release content

not ingame at least

[little verge]

Funny thing is EA date has not changed. SNF and EA have never been tied, people created that expectation on their own.

[shell bronze]

there was no promise of any content besides from the community's speculation

[hollow robin]

u should be happy that devs have communication w their community

[brittle bridge]

btw the double dash -- is a em dash —,
its a dramatic comma/colon/parenthese its not a artistic choice of chat gpt

[hollow robin]

better than most companies already

[faint crater]

all of these people complaining about shit not being released and trying to shit talk the devs. its so annoying like grow tf up

[shell bronze]

i use it because i'm too lazy to get the actual long one

[brittle bridge]

fair

[gilded veldt]

yeah i know but chatgpt uses it all the time, either way i was just a little skeptical at first but idk

[sleek gull]

Conversely, no official statement was made that said there WOULD be a release at Steam Fest. Sooo, why correct something that was never actually announced? Just to quell the rumors of a handful of people?

[brittle bridge]

mine never uses it, but why would a team of like 10 dev use chat gpt?

[shell bronze]

a lot of formal/creative writing at the higher level uses it

[hollow robin]

where will steam fest take place already?

[shell bronze]

i know i do it a lot for corporate stuff

[sleek gull]

Steam fest is currently ongoing. Check out the Steam Events page.

[hollow robin]

me too I would trade ur wife for halfsword early access

[sleek gull]

same lol

[hollow robin]

o a o

[gilded veldt]

where did the release date rumor even start? literally NOBODY said itd be releasing yet

[hollow robin]

ok

[little verge]

Agreed.

[sick pollen]

Yo... Chill the fuck out they'll release it when they release it

[shell bronze]

i would trade this entire server with a few exceptions for 30 minutes of early access

[faint crater]

em dash is normal to use in writing papers and shit, I hate how it's now a "staple" of ai

pmo

[gilded veldt]

i'd trade this guy's wife for half sword early access too

[shell bronze]

blood

turn off or down

play dx11

[frigid kite]

With the demo is there a way to do the playtest? I got to commoner but im trash lmao

[hollow robin]

I would trade every shield user for EA

[little verge]

Pierre openly speculated about our plan to release a new demo on SNF during the community Livestream.

[sleek gull]

Some one pulled a message from the PR Team in Half Sword Chat from May. Months old statement that was not actually a hard confirmation.

[shell bronze]

playtest no longer available

[faint crater]

settings, gore, blood slider

[hollow robin]

just do free mode brochacho

[gilded veldt]

ah, got it

[shell bronze]

just play free mode

[frigid kite]

wait how?

Where is this lmao

[magic bolt]

im just saying... kinda lame

[shell bronze]

bottom right

[gilded veldt]

free mode, bottom right of menu iirc

[shell bronze]

you can do what you were doing the whole time

[little verge]

This was reiterated in m00's stream though. There was some misleading on our part.

[sick pollen]

In the main menu

[frigid kite]

Ahhhh sheeeeettt

I am blind as hell

[magic bolt]

thank you for accepting fault community leader

[frigid kite]

THank you all

[brittle bridge]

tell me you cant read without telling me directly

[sleek gull]

That is fair. And i'm sure a hand slap will take place. But even on a stream, that isn't really official.

[shell bronze]

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED HALF SWORD WITH YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE

[magic bolt]

@brittle bridge ?

[young saffron]

with a bunch of willies in your mouth

[little verge]

This post was made when SNF went live. His complaint is valid.

[faint crater]

ea release IS soon like wth

q4

pmo i gotta get off

[mellow quarry]

they'll tease us with those kind of messanges

[gilded veldt]

can we get a half sword vest so we can feel immersive willie physics?

[sick pollen]

In the pause menu in gameplay

[brittle bridge]

yeah but nobody said it was being released i dont understand his point

[magic bolt]

@brittle bridge apologize to me

[brittle bridge]

no

[sleek gull]

what is pmo? I've never heard this slang before

[unborn lark]

Honestly I think you guys have handled this very fairly. People were bound to be upset no matter what when they don't get their treats - but I think for the most part people understand that good things come to those who wait. Game development takes a ridiculous amount of time - especially to create a quality product. Appreciate all the hard work guys - looking forward to future updates and watching this closely.

[gilded veldt]

"pisses me off"

[shell bronze]

imagine you boot up early access for the first time and you immediately get plancon'd by 4 big buff willies

[fickle pulsar]

Hey so why does willy look different in the announcement photos?

[little verge]

A member of Game Seer was talking in stream about the planned content coming for SNF, unfortunately it was not ready enough to mention.

We made a mistake, we own it.

[shell bronze]

not willie

[sleek gull]

Oooooo. Good to know

[young saffron]

pmo is short for pisses me off

[magic bolt]

see, the community manager takes fault @brittle bridge apologize

[gilded veldt]

he looks like he'd eat oats

[fickle pulsar]

Where's willy

[little verge]

It was mentioned in a livestream and that info spread from there. We did slip up.

[humble bloom]

I could take 4 of them

[young saffron]

He looks even more handsome than usual

[gilded veldt]

in a fight right

[shell bronze]

you are not entitled to an apology as much as you both should move on from this

[brittle bridge]

agreed

[sleek gull]

I've sat through stage events where things are said before a big release, and they aren't true. Its kind of standard lol

[shell bronze]

same with corporate "promises"

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-telling-god-im-telling-god-i'm-telling-im-telling-telling-god-gif-5200608035256260749

[mellow quarry]

regular thing for people who hadnt kept their word like they should

[sleek gull]

Exactly

[shell bronze]

expect/prepare for the worst and have that faint hope that they follow through

[gilded veldt]

my freakin 0 key and my spacebar keep getting stuck

i just got this keyboard

[little verge]

Appreciate it.

Still made a mistake and we own it.

All frustration comes from a place of passion for the game which we appreciate and feel very badly about the perceived taking advantage of that goodwill.

[magic bolt]

says a lot about someone who cant apologize or own a mistake

[shell bronze]

move on

[magic bolt]

i will move on and be the bigger person

[sand heart]

hey, is there a specific channel where i could say my idea what they could add, or can i just say it here?

[magic bolt]

i love this game

[gilded veldt]

ITS IN THE SETTINGS WHERE THE SLIDERS ARE, AT THE BOTTOM IT SAYS BLOOD OR GORE

[little verge]

Agreed, I failed miserably missing the stream. I would ahve clarified that plans fall through and not to bank on it.

[sleek gull]

you are a fine CM my good sir

[gilded veldt]

or something man i havent played in a while

[shell bronze]

#1047240101152960525

[humble bloom]

#1047240101152960525

[sand heart]

ok thx

[humble bloom]

jinx you owe me a soda

[magic bolt]

@little verge ah well, excited for the next release. good game

[sleek gull]

You were honestly very missed lol. And yeah, that could have changed the narrative had you been there.

[gilded veldt]

you got jinked actually!!

[little verge]

#1047240101152960525

[little verge]

🍻 It will be worth the wait. Sorry for the miscommunication.

[shell bronze]

reminder than my top 5 most loyal fans and supporters might get a copy of half sword early access

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[gilded veldt]

im playing freaking ultrakill man im not booting up halfsword for this!!

[sleek gull]

I love the "out" you gave yourself there! lol

[shell bronze]

requirements
never asked about release date
never questioned my clip spam

[little verge]

Yeah I really dropped the ball. Lessons learned, I will never sleep again.

[brittle bridge]

ok im gonna stop being petty, im sorry, i didnt watch the entire livestream

[shell bronze]

cover your ass lmao

😂

[magic bolt]

i already took the position of moving on first, please take notes

[young saffron]

Your the best player at half sword. your so cool. I will sacrifice my first born to you

[sleek gull]

Who gave you permission to rest! It was Moai wasn't it

[shell bronze]

you are selected

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/arms-crossed-flex-muscles-gif-14905270

[shell bronze]

it's always moai

i'm gonna get rid of him so only i get to abuse my mod powers

[fickle pulsar]

@shell bronze where's willy and what did you do to him (what's the new guys name?)

[little verge]

I mean If we can blame him, I'm onboard.

[mellow quarry]

@little verge the fact that u sit here and tell everyone about one thing all over again is insane. God fucking damn, you all should say sorry for such a huge mistake, or at least tell us about release date. We all as community need to know about releasing the game, and the progress. Fuck man, take responsibilities and do actions cuz we are not here for listening to apoligises but to see a real product.

[shell bronze]

i took willie's willie

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-happy-laughing-crying-i-cant-even-gif-24163733

[soft osprey]

$5

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/muppetwiki-muppet-wiki-muppets-muppet-angry-gif-4979240094074316588

[dark folio]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-cat-gif-2861474131333067562

[fickle pulsar]

How could you

[little verge]

This apology was made yesterday in #announcements.

[young saffron]

did you get demoted from king?

[dark folio]

Uh oh

[little verge]

You really are a cheap ||whore 💋|| .

[young saffron]

how much for it?

[mellow quarry]

We all are not here to hear apologies, we are here to see the product for our own.

[magic bolt]

bud its just a video game

[shell bronze]

the mistake was on the dev team's fault and mcwonder has already owned up to/apologized on their behalf on several occasions. the community is also not entitled to a release date or any additional information--the product will come when it's ready

[little verge]

You just said we should say sorry?

[mellow quarry]

you are a picky reader

[shell bronze]

it's more so the active contradiction we're seeing

[idle crane]

You did say that tho

[shell bronze]

you did say that

[unborn lark]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-crazy-going-hysterical-freaking-gif-13250524

[young saffron]

prolly ragebait tbh

[little verge]

You said we should apologize and show content from the product.

We made a public apology and have been showing additional content.

[sleek gull]

Guity trips won't get you very far.

[mellow quarry]

sure, we all know it will have its own release date.

[shell bronze]

3lbs of beef brisket and 10lbs rice for my family to eat

[humble bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[soft osprey]

Hey I hope you know this entire game has been free. Getting all up in arms for a free game because things didnt go as planned is unnecessary and dramatic. They’ve already apologized

[dark folio]

Yes

[shell bronze]

precisely! so what is the issue here again?

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/bhr-sold-bhr-boutique-home-realty-gif-20010979

[little verge]

Let's not dogpile gentleman.

[mellow quarry]

knowing more as additional sort of apology.

[humble bloom]

horsepile instead

[shell bronze]

willie's willie will willfully be delivered to your current coordinates in 3 system hours

[dark hazel]

how the tables turn

[little verge]

What more would you like to know?

[gilded veldt]

oh my god when this game releases theres gonna be so many people saying "too expensive!!! waaa!!" and more review bombing

[shell bronze]

maybe even catpile

[humble bloom]

quickly googling what horsepile is in case its something really bad

[fresh gyro]

They are posting sneak peeks every day of steam next fest

[young saffron]

I can't wait to store it in a pickle jar

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[shell bronze]

devs mailed me the release date and i accidentally threw it into my fireplace

sorry guys

[sleek gull]

Same. I've known for weeks.

Due to the NDA I cannot say more

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334285026023706655/1375720009342648360/caption.gif

[sleek gull]

LOL Best meme ever

[little verge]

Saying you have an NDA violates some NDAs.

[young saffron]

wish willie would do that to me🙁

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-3708949419905965398

[soft osprey]

#1270577738826256536

[sleek gull]

I'd explain how it doesn't but that is against the NDA

[shell bronze]

first rule of fight club is to not speak of fight club

[fresh gyro]

smh

[shell bronze]

iykyk

[mellow quarry]

yeah guys, be happy about all that. Can't say the word when the word is misunderstood. Sorry for all the anger. I'm here to say that I'd love to help devs with the money I could've gave them. I would do it still, I haven't lost a faith to this game. I just want to know more. Release date, introducement of the content, things we should've known as a strong community.

[fresh gyro]

Unless you really really really really really want to!

[young saffron]

willie has a fight club where you fight with your willie

[dark folio]

Dont worry we all make mistakes. But people like @mild yarrow always make mistakes

[shell bronze]

we even call it swordfighting believe it or not

[little verge]

The release date is still not specified beyond Q4 of this year.

No new content until EA.

You can see content coming in the #announcements posts.

[shell forge]

POV: you are Wilbur

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lies-liar-bullshit-so-that-was-gif-15334130

[neat crow]

Can I just say I love how mature/honest you are about it.

[mellow quarry]

Yes brother I do understand. But isn't now the Q4 of the year? Tell me if I'm wrong.

[shell bronze]

you are not wrong; however, they did not specify any time during quarter 4 of this year

[soft osprey]

Q4 is three months long

[young saffron]

I'm playing the itch.io version rn and some random willie just threw a perfect zwerchhau and killed me. these willies built different

[shell bronze]

for all we know it could be december 31st and that would still fall in line with what is said

[mellow quarry]

okay, thank you.

[soft osprey]

One time I drew a picture of Willie for mcwonder and he said he loved it but I later heard him talking about how ugly and dumb it was. Still honest and mature?

[unborn lark]

@little verge any plans to extend the muscle/bone rigging system you guys have built to other kinds of humanoids? (eg. Exanima has various 'demon' creatures with distorted limbs that interact with their physics engine in an interesting way) I know the primary focus is historical realism, but are there any plans at the moment to implement any kind of supernatural elements? (Demons, zombies, etc)(Perhaps in a special Abyss mode?) Would the team be open to those concepts for Half-sword, or maybe for the next game?

[mellow quarry]

I know man. It'd still be cool. But if it was planned to be released near the 13'th then I don't think it would be around the end of the year. Don't you think?

[robust crag]

Why did my halfsword update?

[soft osprey]

Nobody ever said the plan was to release early access near the 13th

What you’re thinking was a possible in between build

[little verge]

It is Q4 indeed, that window ends at the end of December.

[soft osprey]

The roadmap says steam next fest comes before early access, which means next fest has to happen BEFORE release

[mellow quarry]

yeah, and next fest happened, and its still happening.

[unborn lark]

:0

[soft osprey]

Yes..still happening

[mellow quarry]

we can see its happening.

[little verge]

SNF just started.

[plain token]

🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌

[soft osprey]

It has to come and go before early access

[queen stratus]

Anyway to get the creator role? Most of my big TikTok vids are half sword related!

https://www.tiktok.com/@radlifetv?_t=ZT-90Y72HX4wxr&_r=1

Can’t wait for release

[mellow quarry]

Sure. I'll wait.

[fresh gyro]

It probably won't be immediately after SNF either

[soft osprey]

Just be aware Youre waiting for sometime in the next 3 months. Does not mean it will be as soon as SNF ends

[mellow quarry]

I know it all.

[dark folio]

Kaboom

The game will be like mario kart trust me

[soft osprey]

Normally through modmail but I’m
Here now so I’ll give it to you

[queen stratus]

Thanks man apologies

[soft osprey]

Someone already did looks like lol beat me to it

[queen stratus]

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[soft osprey]

There is a creators chat channel

[shell bronze]

full sword joke

[little verge]

Hahah loser your slow.

[dark folio]

Is chat dead or is my internet dead

[faint crater]

ur wifi is back! yay!

congrats!

[little verge]

Chat is dead.

[vital perch]

no

once i cast the funny ping it will be brought back to life

[old river]

when there are gonna be a new maps

[fresh gyro]

sometime before the end of the year

[old river]

okay

[sand herald]

I’m ready

[vital perch]

you will use your martial arts right

[amber vessel]

Handgonne

[soft osprey]

😡

I hope you don’t know sign language….

[vital perch]

clipfarming

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-thumb-romeo-juliet-and-gif-21060435

[soft osprey]

Hahahahahahaha oh man oh man.
Youre banned.

[vital perch]

i mean uh

my apologies

[sand herald]

Perhaps

[vital perch]

if they don't fix it that is 😔

[sand herald]

That’s fine if they do, spinning isn’t the only way I can play

[vital perch]

i only recognize you for your modded clips of throwing people into oblivion

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sand herald]

Lmao yeah those were fun to make

[ocean ore]

idk why, but i think this great halfsword fighting mechanic is better not as separate game, but as a plugin for others rpg games

[robust crag]

why did my halfsword update?

[mental kelp]

To have the art within thy sight / see left advance and cut with right. For Left with right / is the strongest way to fight

[fresh gyro]

when was the last time you played halfsword?

[robust crag]

1 hour ago

[fresh gyro]

Are you sure it wasn't just steam validating the files

steam does that sometimes

[dark hazel]

tomb

[snow gulch]

might be too unrealistic but it'd be fun if you could fight throughout multiple areas, due to the new environment stuff. like if you both start off on top of a small house, and you both fall off and continue to fight

[mental phoenix]

Is anyone else getting LowLevelFatalError when trying to start the game?

[lapis marsh]

PEAK SNEAK PEEK?????

HOLY SHIT???????????????

[unborn lark]

Yknow what would be even cooler? Destructible environments. Throw a willie through a wall into the next room

[snow gulch]

yeah honestly i feel like when it comes to realism in games you have to find a good balance to where it FEELS realistic even if it might not be

[snow gulch]

probably not THAT much but smashing someone through a door would be great. or into a barrel

mid fight you smash them into a weak roof and you both fall into the home

[lusty cove]

who wants to help this poor amputee?

[vital perch]

he'll walk it off

[lusty cove]

😭

[torpid token]

how do you dodge?

[vital perch]

hold shift and tap any of the movement keys

notice how your character dashes

[torpid token]

ty :)

[snow gulch]

and also even now they have to make willies more tanky than humans are IRL, which still is teetering on the fence of being annoying, given that you cant do anything if your limb is hurt past a certain point

[autumn notch]

there was a plan . . . until Willie decided to nonstop charge forward with his shield

[torpid token]

yes ik

[unborn lark]

I imagine there will be a mix - some 'softer' and 'harder' willies (if you will) that are more enured to pain and can fight on longer

[snow gulch]

demo was best imo in terms of how beefy those willies were

like you could genuinely go blow for blow sometimes which is a little more difficult to do in playtest

[maiden flume]

When can I play the new frankenberg update

[lusty cove]

recognize the body

[runic arrow]

I don't recognize the bodies in the water bro 🥀

[vital perch]

i'm pretty sure you cut his pinky finger idk tho

[lusty cove]

lol

[maiden flume]

Guys

How can I play new update

[vital perch]

check pins

[lusty cove]

it aint even out vro 💀

[lusty cove]

posted up in the dracula pose

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[lusty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-dude-man-i'm-a-dude-man-hotel-transylvania-dracula-african-ai-gif-18073906128398942921

[vital perch]

chat what do we think of this combo

[jaunty furnace]

Tuff

[valid smelt]

You walloped that hedgeborn!

[snow gulch]

so satisfying getting a perfect decap. their head is completely just severed and it isnt their jaw or anything

[lusty cove]

or nor

[smoky crest]

haai guys

i just joined

any release dates?

wait fr!??

[lusty cove]

john halfsword make a video on killing golden grete as a peasent

nosey willy

[keen gate]

the smirk on his face

[lusty cove]

i liduly dont play

[magic vine]

Will the full game run better with the maps and all or no?

[plain token]

Guess

[spark cloud]

are there actually diffrend maps and if there are how do i acsses them

[tough yew]

Yeah because the new builds will be optimized actually

[tough yew]

No new maps no

[lapis marsh]

not yet anyway

[cunning ocean]

i need this game so bad

no combat compares after getting spoiled with half sword

[humble iris]

you and me both pal!

[soft osprey]

@ivory hamlet look at this beautiful example of why everyone should learn how to work on their own cars. Bottom line is labor

Oops thought this was mod chat

Eh whatever

[cunning ocean]

blud talking about head gaskets

https://tenor.com/view/ww2-traumatized-scared-gif-16660640303472289124

[brave basalt]

bullying willie

[soft osprey]

$88 in parts, $1500+ in labor

Wild

[brave basalt]

[cunning ocean]

yea that’s crazy, chrisfix it up and you’re good

[soft osprey]

Working at a garage makes you wonder how people can ever even afford to drive a car.

[lapis marsh]

cars are fucked up honestly

[brave basalt]

practice against mace willies they cant hurt you they said

[soft osprey]

Whoever said that lied to you for their own entertainment

And im here for it

[lapis marsh]

insane skill issue

[plain token]

Can't wait for jousting

[brave basalt]

i fucking love dying like this

its so goofy

[soft osprey]

You almost made it too

[lapis marsh]

adding horses is gonna be difficult

[lapis marsh]

say that again

[soft osprey]

He said no surrender

[soft osprey]

That again

[brave basalt]

you arent funny

[lapis marsh]

no im goofy

[plain token]

Aren't humans harder?

[soft osprey]

Ok but please laugh at my joke

[lapis marsh]

no

[brave basalt]

this is why we dont spare willies

[sleek gull]

The lil pop up lol

[shell bronze]

wrong chat wrong clueless

[lapis marsh]

physics based horses are going to look clunky no matter what

[lapis marsh]

LMAO

[shell bronze]

but lmao head gasket

not changing ts might as well get a new motor

[lapis marsh]

why have we created a society where people need to operate speeding death machines to travel any meaningful distance

[sleek gull]

So we can conveniently travel meaningful distances?

[fresh gyro]

that's just physics

big speed = big ouch

[lapis marsh]

public transport?

[soft osprey]

Why is there another clueless with your pfp damnit

[fresh gyro]

public transport still fails

[soft osprey]

Yeah he said no thanks. It’s a 2011 with 150k miles

[lapis marsh]

that's my issue

[sleek gull]

If I were to travel to see my family via public transport, it would take a day. By car, 8 hours.

[lapis marsh]

8 hours is still a whole day

trains, planes, whatnot

[shell bronze]

my arrow makes me eternal

[sleek gull]

It is 1/3 of a day sir lol

[shell bronze]

definitely overheated at some point

or subaru

[soft osprey]

Driving a car is just driving a metal death trap and the only thing keeping anyone alive is the agreement that everyone will follow the rules of the road and not crash into each other. Mutual assured destruction. It just takes one person to say fuck it and ruin someone’s life

[lapis marsh]

EXACTLY

[shell bronze]

I am the mutually assured destruction

[shell bronze]

my 4 shitboxes all cost less than a down payment on new cars

and i WILL play bumper cars with you

[fresh gyro]

we need to invent teleportation or something

[soft osprey]

Literally every shop i go to there are multiple people exactly like this

[humble bloom]

Well at least we don't have flying cars.
They would require flying licenses, and if somehow they didnt because the car companies lobbied for them not to, you can probably imagine what would happen with drunk drivers about.

[shell bronze]

i am the threat

[sleek gull]

but the same goes for Trains, Planes, and anything else that increases our rate of travel to terminal velocity.

[shell bronze]

200k mile bmw and 400k mile buick lesabre

[brave basalt]

911

[shell bronze]

do not threaten me with an upgrade

[lapis marsh]

but you're not the one actually driving them unless its specifically your job

[fresh gyro]

10 thousand 9/11's an hour

[lapis marsh]

they're way more efficient too

[small dove]

sir moai

[shell bronze]

careful with the jokes about that

[soft osprey]

But cars Youre relying and giving full trust to everyone else with a car, at least a plane or train you just need to trust a few professionals who have gone through years of practice. The average driver is fuckin brain dead

[small dove]

yo you became a mod?

[sleek gull]

Neil Degrass Tyson has a nice statement on flying cars. Basically, it would not improve anything

[shell bronze]

what we need is to make licensing stricter

they hand those bitches out too readily

[west cloud]

Half-Sword

[soft osprey]

Traffic on the road to traffic in the sky

[lapis marsh]

we already have flying cars, they're called helicopters

[sleek gull]

more or less. just sawping one for the other.

[small dove]

airplanes are like paper airplanes but they arent paper

[shell bronze]

flying cars will have mfs running out of gas midair talmbout "i know my car"

[soft osprey]

Yes, it really needs to be stricter. Or have people retake the test every 2 years or so. And no offense but at a certain age, take away the license

[shell bronze]

i live in florida where the old fucks from north come down and occupy our territory

[soft osprey]

I think retakes would be the best

[shell bronze]

and jeesus

[fresh gyro]

flying cars are a horrible idea

[fresh gyro]

teleportation better

[shell bronze]

somebody's grandma who can barely walk or see should NOT be touching a car

[dreamy tapir]

I am so excited to play on the new maps, whenever those release

[humble bloom]

I got a permit for driving to learn and get my license, I actually got decent for a first time driver, but I also quickly realized that I got very comfortable too quickly and decided I should probably not drive myself ever.

Complacency kills

[sleek gull]

Florida is just aa vacation destination. No real people live there

[tender quest]

I think maps should be individual dlcs

[soft osprey]

It’s funny cause in NY and other northern states people are fast and reckless. If you don’t hit the gas the very second the light turns green you’re getting honked at. Down south, at least in Texas, people take their sweet ass time to do literally anything. Green light? Yeah give me 30 seconds to hit the gas. Turning? Yeah give me 5 minutes with my blinker. But I’m gonna turn off my blinker before I turn, and then randomly go

I hate driving down south

[lapis marsh]

dont even get me started on bmw drivers

[shell bronze]

sorry choom i represent bmw drivers

[tall lynx]

I'm from NY and I find people down south and out west drive waaaay crazier.

[lapis marsh]

did i stutter

[shell bronze]

what's turn signals and how do i turn this blue light off on my dash

[tall lynx]

LA is the worst. LA drivers are doing bumper cars.

[sleek gull]

I moved from NJ (44 years) to a more southern state. The things I watch people do on the roads is insane. I would take NJ driversxz all day every day vs these crazy folks.

[shell bronze]

do i care if you stutter

[shell bronze]

GRAAAAAAH CALI DRIVERS

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-police-gif-22704521

[tall lynx]

Drivers in South Carolina are nuts. I was just there not too long ago.

[shell bronze]

UNIVERSAL HATRED AGAINST THEM

[tall lynx]

But yeah west coast drivers are THE WORST.

[shell bronze]

ok let's move to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[humble bloom]

People in Michigan tend to take their time until the worst possible fucking second.

A woman waited for me to get directly in front of her car before trying to drive into fucking traffic.
I was on foot.

[fresh gyro]

I am lowkey scared of driving a car

[plain token]

Can't wait for the 20v20 mode

[soft osprey]

Never driven out west but idk man, in my experience it’s like..north is fast and reckless, south is slow and reckless. Also huge fucking truck wheels on Lincoln continentals for some reason, or super cambered out wheels.

[sleek gull]

Pretty close to where I moved to. I see some crazy stuff out here.

[lapis marsh]

same

[snow steppe]

2 fps mode

[tall lynx]

I drove from Charlston to Savannah and it was like, people were crazy.

[tender quest]

**Get outta here with that car talk **

[soft osprey]

I am so persecuted here

[shell bronze]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 pls

[torn steeple]

3 fps with a RTX 5090

[soft osprey]

I am a victim

[tall lynx]

On topic: What kind of car would Willie drive

[tender quest]

saturating my beautiful channel with this

[tall lynx]

a Willis Jeep?

[fresh gyro]

what if you could run over people with a horse cart in halfsword