halfsword-chat-⚔

[small cairn]

nah its the 2nd final

[velvet halo]

only levels 3s can talk

[small cairn]

3RD FINAl

[snow plover]

soo someone must find an way to horde it away right?

[trail pivot]

no problem

[small cairn]

fr?

[velvet halo]

yea

[velvet halo]

yes

right @john

[obtuse tiger]

its so easy

[snow plover]

unless its an online thing where it auto updates and take it away from us

[velvet halo]

dont worry frank i wont keep it

[small cairn]

checked the perms, u sure?

[velvet halo]

yes

[mental kelp]

I S•• More Hours

[small cairn]

while we wait for EA heres arthur morgan fighting a bear

[obtuse tiger]

we might be getting more mroe new faces agata is on a 3d painter

[obtuse tiger]

crazy

[dark folio]

Awesome

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[snow plover]

eh new faces and not the same o willie?

[small cairn]

im tryna keep us entertained :,(

[obtuse tiger]

hes being removed bud

[dark folio]

How much longer

[small cairn]

10 am pacific

[trail pivot]

1 hour 38 mins

[dark folio]

Thanks

[minor oasis]

for next fest?

[obtuse tiger]

if i ran baron vs begger 1000 times u think begger would win 1?

[idle crane]

Willie is not being removed

[obtuse tiger]

he is

he got killed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[trail pivot]

willie came back as a bodybuilder

[obtuse tiger]

thats frank

[trail pivot]

i think i saw one leak with muscular willie too

i need to find it

[idle crane]

Which is the model they use for testing

[velvet halo]

why is his eye out but we can still see the eye

[obtuse tiger]

https://www.tiktok.com/@halfswordgames/video/7465800874632187168

[obtuse tiger]

they godda change it

[minor oasis]

✨ gore

[velvet halo]

buff boy

[minor oasis]

GAWD DAMN

[obtuse tiger]

oh my god

[obtuse tiger]

gigga hair willie

[minor oasis]

never thought i woud see chadlite willie

[obtuse tiger]

LOOK AT THAT BIG HAIRY WILLIE

will we have facial expresions

[prisma saffron]

AI?

[minor oasis]

where are you pulling this info from

[obtuse tiger]

it looks like the ue5 hair its real

[obtuse tiger]

i said will we mate

[prisma saffron]

hour and a half

[minor oasis]

my bad gang

[jaunty furnace]

Yeah I'd say we will later

Have facial expressions later in development

[obtuse tiger]

yeah

[cursive fjord]

I'm so brainrotted that I thought this was DD2 footage for a moment

[trail pivot]

nah, pretty sure these were posted by galaxy, theres also this

[obtuse tiger]

thats not ai thats the ue5 hair

[prisma saffron]

I hope its all bouncy and flowy

[cursive fjord]

You mean Frank?

[obtuse tiger]

it will be

[small cairn]

this with facial hair = obiwan kenobi

[obtuse tiger]

https://www.tiktok.com/@halfswordgames/video/7465800874632187168

[obtuse tiger]

crazy

[trail pivot]

@cursive fjord

[glacial citrus]

1.5 hours

[round stone]

YO

[young saffron]

Willie is so happy about the possibility of a new update

[cursive fjord]

You weren't mentioning the gif of Frank hitting Willie with an axe?

[obtuse tiger]

its gaurentted

[round stone]

Guys, guys, guys, do we have a DATE ?!

[obtuse tiger]

no

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[prisma saffron]

we will see in one hour and thirty minutes

[trail pivot]

nah, i just mistook that one at first

[obtuse tiger]

its comming this week or today most likey @trail pivot send the image

[prisma saffron]

i see frank typing in announcements

JK

[obtuse tiger]

cool

[trail pivot]

its def coming today since SNF is a week long and were getting it for a week specifically

like pierre mentioned

[obtuse tiger]

thats what im thinking

[dreamy bridge]

Me too

[amber vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-ring-the-bell-ringing-bell-gif-16270849

[unkempt pivot]

Give poor Willie a sugar, he looks sick

[trail pivot]

praying this build includes crushing damage

[obtuse tiger]

how do you throw

[obtuse tiger]

thats frank its a dev. willies planned to be removed and there will be custom faces

[cursive fjord]

Fr, I want to explode heads with hammers again

[obtuse tiger]

its planned

[cursive fjord]

They're executing Willie???

[dreamy bridge]

I want a willie that says raggamuffin not a random person😭

[unkempt pivot]

-# willies planned to be removed...
Nooooooo

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-gif-3746287728568117387

[soft kelp]

in my opinion this is the best knight loadout you could have

[soft kelp]

pls tell me willie is one of those faces

[obtuse tiger]

HALF SWORD TRAILER

[obtuse tiger]

nah

[obtuse tiger]

hes gon bruh

[cursive fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[wheat fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[obtuse tiger]

crazy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[small cairn]

they should actually add a scene with willie dying

if they wanna remove him

[soft kelp]

in half sword's final bossfight against the baron, you take off his helmet, and he is revealed to be the one true willie

[topaz glade]

i hope they improve first person mode

[small cairn]

imagine like a campaign where you aim to avenge willie

[obtuse tiger]

scene of willie dying right here

[small cairn]

😂

[cursive fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[dreamy bridge]

You silly

[soft kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-cungadero-deltarune-far-cry-vaas-gif-2875122784757846311

[obtuse tiger]

kik

[young saffron]

I've seen the willie death scene a lot of times

[obtuse tiger]

same

[obtuse tiger]

YOUR GONNA SEE IT AGAIN

[small cairn]

me too!

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[soft kelp]

this truly was a halbschwert

[obtuse tiger]

whys he got hairy hands at the end

[soft kelp]

its blood

[obtuse tiger]

looks hairy

[soft kelp]

shitty ray tracing artifacts

[obtuse tiger]

wepons breaking gonna be sick

[round stone]

Hopefully the price is just $15

[young saffron]

looks like shit. like it looks like he's been digging in his butt, twin

[soft kelp]

mfw i try to block the downwards axe strike with a wooden weapon in halfswording position and it just cleaves right through into my skull

[trail pivot]

they mentioned on that one QA stream that theyre looking into a price range of hollow knight for example

[young saffron]

when I say it looks like shit I don't mean it looks bad I just mean it looks like their is shit on his hand

[round stone]

And how much is hollow knight?

[obtuse tiger]

they mentioned it will be 30$ from the servay feedback

[soft kelp]

exanima walked so half sword could run

exanima is NEVER getting an update

[trail pivot]

so hollow knight is 15 and silksong is 20

id say either 20-25$

[obtuse tiger]

its gonna be 30$

[soft kelp]

hell id even pay 40

[round stone]

[obtuse tiger]

they confermed it im sure

[prisma saffron]

shoon

[supple ember]

Devs said it probably will be like 10-20, specifically mentioned it will NOT be anywhere near 40

[trail pivot]

nah they never fully confirmed the price

[round stone]

I need some fresh info today or I'll explode

[trail pivot]

well we will get the SNF builld today

[obtuse tiger]

were getting the game today

[minor oasis]

im willing to pay 40 dillas idc bruh

[soft kelp]

just saying tho this is the one game id pay 40 for

[prisma saffron]

in almost a hour now

[soft kelp]

they 100% deserve it

[zinc zenith]

it's all over the willie

[supple ember]

I mean I’d pay 200

[cursive fjord]

Will the build be on Steam?

[trail pivot]

mhm

[obtuse tiger]

crazy there doing to much for 20

way more

[twin juniper]

are they gonna make like a story mode?

[obtuse tiger]

needs to be way more

[snow plover]

id pay 25 no problem for this kinda game

[soft kelp]

800

[obtuse tiger]

dunno

[trail pivot]

its an indie game, so it makes sense

[minor oasis]

no

[pseudo raptor]

when is the earlyy access do we know ?

[twin juniper]

that would be pretty cool tho

[obtuse tiger]

6pm

[prisma saffron]

Tournaments, you fight for glory and money

[twin juniper]

even like a bounty hunting mode would be cool too

[pseudo raptor]

wait what

[prisma saffron]

Not really a story

[twin juniper]

oh that’s cool

[obtuse tiger]

uk time

[trail pivot]

check on steam next fest itll show you your time

[obtuse tiger]

forgot to say uk time

[trail pivot]

youll see it there

[round stone]

Reminded me of that old mobile game, Blood & Glory

[obtuse tiger]

for me it says pst for some reason

[pseudo raptor]

for real lol i was just askinng a question i did not know it had a time lol

[prisma saffron]

Anyone played swords and sandals

[cursive fjord]

They should bring back field battles from the Itch.io versions for the EA.

[twin juniper]

anyone play this one mobile fan called gladihopper

[jolly nexus]

So today is the day?

[obtuse tiger]

yh

[trail pivot]

yep

[twin juniper]

what does this say?

[cursive fjord]

We're so fucking back Halfbros

[prisma saffron]

im scared if were all crazy

[pseudo raptor]

cannot find the time

[minor oasis]

hour and a half to go

[pseudo raptor]

ok

[obtuse tiger]

6pm uk 10am pst

[prisma saffron]

and wrong

[round stone]

We be halfing our swords

[obtuse tiger]

https://www.tiktok.com/@halfswordgames/video/7465800874632187168

[cursive fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/patchy-the-pirate-patchy-pirate-spongebob-excited-hyped-gif-2908916099275034133

[obtuse tiger]

giga frank

[pseudo raptor]

it is 11:44 for me

[soft kelp]

he looks like a skinwalker ngl

[jolly nexus]

I will play until i suffer cardiac arrest

[trail pivot]

steam next festival, october 13-20 at 7pm (for me)

[prisma saffron]

Starts at 1pm

[trail pivot]

so its in 1 hour 15 mins

[prisma saffron]

Im EST too

[twin juniper]

oh okay thanks

[prisma saffron]

Wheres da people?

[soft kelp]

anyways when can we see willies willy

[twin juniper]

what about EST?

[pseudo raptor]

i didn't even knew something went on todayy

[obtuse tiger]

willie is being removed

[prisma saffron]

1pm

[twin juniper]

gotchuu

what’s yall favorite weapon in half sword?

[elfin coyote]

sword

[soft kelp]

poleaxe all the way

[prisma saffron]

Poleaxe

[obtuse tiger]

the long spar with the spikes

[pseudo raptor]

sword

[obtuse tiger]

or pole axe

[soft kelp]

you suck at this game you know that right

[pseudo raptor]

great sword in fact

[cursive fjord]

The longswords

[trail pivot]

longsword, but once flails come out, those will be my favourite

[minor oasis]

placon

[twin juniper]

I as thinking the same thing lol

[quiet ferry]

Big candlestick ‼️ ‼️

[prisma saffron]

Imo the plancon should be heavier

[twin juniper]

thank you flails are mad underrated

[obtuse tiger]

its fun to go in beggar carnage and use it icl

[trail pivot]

i used to play exanima, the flails there were so satisfying to use

[prisma saffron]

And slower

[soft kelp]

3 headed flail polearm when

[twin juniper]

lowk yall gotta try a run with maces, once you get to veteran rank they get super good to use

[soft kelp]

you ultrasuck at this game you know that right

[prisma saffron]

exanima is getting dry

[obtuse tiger]

ive beat the gauntlet i bet someone here hasn't

[snow plover]

mace love bonking willies and hearing the bones breaking

[prisma saffron]

its money laundering at this point

[twin juniper]

Nah wrd

[prisma saffron]

Just release a dang update

[pseudo raptor]

this game been in early acess for close to 10 yyears

[trail pivot]

well yeah, i used to, which means i played that game years ago

[soft kelp]

veteran boss disagrees

[prisma saffron]

money laundering

[obtuse tiger]

demo is free

[pseudo raptor]

yyea at this point

[obtuse tiger]

wait im tarded

[twin juniper]

isn’t the veteran boss just a long spear with like a blade attached to the end of it

[soft kelp]

veteran boss is a Fucking Bum i swear to god

i have never lost once to this guy

i swear

[twin juniper]

you can just get in his grill

Pause

[soft kelp]

no

helmetless mace guy with a shield

[obtuse tiger]

mangy curr

[soft kelp]

im saying he disagrees because he sucks at using the mace

[quiet ferry]

Vet is such a jobber

[twin juniper]

ohhh

yeah lol

that’s boss is one of the easier lowk

[snow plover]

so what faction yall choose when it comes to, for me take less damage

[twin juniper]

especially if you good at overhand swings

[soft kelp]

easiEST

[pseudo raptor]

exanima i onlyy pplayed cause people were sayying you need to get around fight they are hard af, so my ego made me be a menace to evveryythinng in this dungeon for 1h55m then i refuded

[soft kelp]

just watch this

[obtuse tiger]

ENGLANDDDD

[soft kelp]

more stamina

aka yellow

[prisma saffron]

Arena mode way more fun ngl

[obtuse tiger]

thats england btw

[prisma saffron]

Dungeon is a walking simulator

[jolly nexus]

Man i will be playing overture 1812 until the next fest drop

[cursive fjord]

The first time I fought this guy in the Gauntlet I killed with instantly from an overhead strike with my longsword even though he could of just moved his shield up to prevent that

[prisma saffron]

If you want good dungeons play skyrim

[compact girder]

england cause color scheme is cool

[obtuse tiger]

7mods online there preping

[twin juniper]

I either go faster kicking or less damage

[radiant locust]

i just got here! but stamina recovery god always stamina recovery let me swing my beautiful lady plancon as often as possible

[obtuse tiger]

ENGLANDDDDD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[pseudo raptor]

meh i did try it but still in the enterity i don't think this game will evver be worth it for how long they took to make it

[twin juniper]

you guys know what gonna be in the update??

[compact girder]

so true

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[obtuse tiger]

willie is

[quiet ferry]

90 years

[trail pivot]

all we know is that it will be very close to the EA version

[cursive fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[soft kelp]

this is why you ALWAYS wear a helmet

[twin juniper]

?

[pseudo raptor]

well you gonna be able to make a cup of tea now

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/update-day-update-roblox-game-gif-27534429

[twin juniper]

lol

[pseudo raptor]

(no real)

[prisma saffron]

Mods arent denying the hype

Something will come

[pseudo raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-backflip-backflip-dog-back-flip-gif-12747951012339527853

[snow plover]

10 mins after fest goes live, trust

[soft kelp]

q4 = today

[quiet ferry]

I mean yeah Bevors are cool

[soft kelp]

🤑

[glacial citrus]

Immediately

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-game-over-music-dancing-gaming-gif-10029316641262526023

[obtuse tiger]

nah it says all demos go live at 10am pst im sure

[pseudo raptor]

11;52

[jolly nexus]

henry our hero henry!!!

[compact girder]

i feel quite hungry all of the sudden

[prisma saffron]

one hour

[humble iris]

one more hour

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-not-mind-me-gif-19609647

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[jolly nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213115979777839146/1417910330947932310/1757966224_new_jan-zizka-goodnight.gif

[prisma saffron]

what do i do in this one hour

[twin juniper]

I know they talked about multiplayer not being a priority right now but ranked would be so peak in this game

[soft kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-throw-slam-gif-8123934839740906222

[humble iris]

we hate this ginger boy

[prisma saffron]

im gonna make kielbasa

[quiet ferry]

Half sword was a lie EA is just some conspiracy

[humble iris]

shoo shoo

[snow plover]

nah they'll have to tinker with it a bit more just to irk us of how long we waited

[soft kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[prisma saffron]

Real Half sword is the friends we made along the way

[jolly nexus]

think in all willies you're going to smash in the update

[pseudo raptor]

never finished kcd2 lmao came to a point i was too powerfull so i stopped playing

no enemie was hard enough to fight

[soft kelp]

what is kcd2 gameplay like even

[compact girder]

sword

[formal flame]

good

[prisma saffron]

giys what if were all wrong

and we are coping

[obtuse tiger]

someone spammed J

[jolly nexus]

walk walk walk talk do missions and end the game

[pseudo raptor]

kiinda

nevver ended the game tho

[dark folio]

Watch a random chinese film

[quiet ferry]

I’m pretty sure it’s like kcd 1

[soft kelp]

guys im fighting dequitem rn

[pseudo raptor]

just fought myy wait trought half the game then told myself this game is boring af i am too powerfull

[formal flame]

like kcd1 but better in every way

[snow plover]

a bit better stealth then kcd 1

[jolly nexus]

If i be able to switch to the beak with polearms in the new update i will go insane

[pseudo raptor]

i had more fun on the first evven if there still was a point were my sword was a tool of destruction nno matter the armor the enemie had

[jolly nexus]

i've been waiting this for a quite time

[twin juniper]

I saw in the road map they are going to add weapon customization so you might be able to do that

[obtuse tiger]

theres a vid of it

[pseudo raptor]

beenn waiting for an update... since the last update

[snow plover]

my fav parts in it was reloading guns adn crossbow for 5 secs or longer and getting stabbed to death and back 5 mins or 20

[fading vigil]

is it 1 hour 5 minutes til Half Sword o clock or have I misunderstood something

[humble iris]

kill cumans and stinky sigismund men

[obtuse tiger]

https://www.tiktok.com/@halfswordgames/video/7463109673856650528

[quiet ferry]

Imagine like youre about to fight the next willie and you hear “I am dequitem, an armored fighter in non choreographed knight fights”

[dark folio]

I wonder if there will be any willie stonger than the Baron

[compact girder]

reminds me of sir giles capel's helmet

or wtv his name is

was*

[soft kelp]

do you casually cut through armor in this game

[jolly nexus]

i actually killed the whole camp a days ago lol

[pseudo raptor]

my playtrough was more "kill"

[twin juniper]

YOOOO

[zinc zenith]

torture

[humble iris]

armor helps

[dark folio]

Like a count or duke

[twin juniper]

nah that’s acc so fire

[humble iris]

but if your out of stanima

then your taking bigggg damage

[soft kelp]

then i dont WANT IT ‼️

[obtuse tiger]

ikr

[humble iris]

😱

[soft kelp]

i HATE games where armor is a pushover

[twin juniper]

technically I could make mega knight than right?

[soft kelp]

this is why i refunded for honor

[humble iris]

wdym by pushover

[dark folio]

Already done

[snow plover]

i wonder if they'll be pick axes, i want to axe an willie like black ops

[soft kelp]

just cutting or stabbing through armor

[humble iris]

yeah you dont cut or stab through armor

[soft kelp]

which is completely impossible unless u got some fucked up 160lb war bow

[twin juniper]

this is why WE love half sword

[compact girder]

for honor characters barely have any armor

[pseudo raptor]

ahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahhhahahaha i am unfortunatly stuck in it since 2017

[coarse basalt]

What’s this about a new demo dropping

[small cairn]

almost one hour left then?

[soft kelp]

feet

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-girl-hey-hey-there-oh-heyyyy-oh-hey-there-you-gif-11372691295730809478

[pseudo raptor]

god damm for honor

i have more than 3k hours

[coarse basalt]

?

[soft kelp]

Feet

[twin juniper]

woahhh

[compact girder]

so true

[pseudo raptor]

stopped playing for yyears then i came back to it like i would came back to an abusive wife

[soft kelp]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxA89zqzBOayD99n2xvsz_yW2wJ0rQA8Es?si=K9TBlGTtrhf7xhU2 this is the only credit i will give to for honor

this is the best way to kill a knight

[pseudo raptor]

my fav execution is aluria's wrath

[obtuse tiger]

off topic please chat in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 i wanna talk abt half sword

[twin juniper]

I remember killing a half sword boss just like that

[soft kelp]

so about the new updatwe

will willie have a willie

[jolly nexus]

no

[obtuse tiger]

no.

[jolly nexus]

a mushroom instead

[soft kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-dean-crashout-throwing-breaking-gif-1620909273514052118

[hallow rampart]

😢

[obtuse tiger]

hes a fungus thats why

[jolly nexus]

exactly

[obtuse tiger]

AHH OMG ITS APOLLO FROM BONE WORKS

[jolly nexus]

it's actually 1pm here

[obtuse tiger]

where are u

[jolly nexus]

how many time i will need to wait

[obtuse tiger]

1h

[jolly nexus]

Brazil

[obtuse tiger]

brazilll

[hallow rampart]

That's the first time anyone's mentioned it 😎

[sleek gull]

For you, 12 days

[pseudo raptor]

imma go start my forge to melt copper

[twin juniper]

Brazilll

[obtuse tiger]

best game oat

[torn steeple]

half sword in 1 hour

[soft kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-dean-crashout-throwing-breaking-gif-1620909273514052118

[jolly nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236740604369567945/1426557955364356100/image0.gif

[soft kelp]

anyways i was saying

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-not-mind-me-gif-19609647

[soft kelp]

made a midi for my fav half sword song but i cant post it here so

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[soft kelp]

its aurelio btw

[prisma saffron]

We are all crazy

[soft kelp]

goat song

https://youtu.be/jhMe2Z1AuBU?si=ptCRd2bJDdfpHyPL

who agrees

[pseudo raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/linkin-park-chester-bennington-crawling-crawling-in-my-skin-gif-22277194

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/flula-borg-gif-12353876233544985718

[soft kelp]

someone said suck my willie

[neat crow]

Whole album is goated

[soft kelp]

ok but aurelio is the best

it just has this flow

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/darkskull312-darkskull-gif-8214760255115383400

[snow plover]

so anyone else not sleeping right, i'd say the release of the new version would make my sleep even more fk

[pseudo raptor]

not yyet

[torn steeple]

yes right meow~

[pseudo raptor]

even if i've been here for years

[twin juniper]

😭

[vital perch]

@young saffron hop on the vc

[sudden ravine]

1 more hour oh my

[sudden ravine]

what if nothing happens

[supple ember]

You always in vc

[compact girder]

what if its all a big lie

[vital perch]

yes

[supple ember]

You got issues

[sudden ravine]

better be a update

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-squidward-squidward-yell-yell-gif-768019981615737577

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bart-no-gif-5421526354744779126

[obtuse tiger]

youve done this the whole time btw the I is off center

[cursive fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/europe-the-final-countdown-80s-music-new-years-eve-hair-band-gif-19757498

[vital perch]

half sword vc my beloved

[sudden ravine]

cmon bro 💔

is there gonna be a livestream soon

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[tender flax]

is there gonna be a new update?

[prisma saffron]

55 minutes till we are proven wrong

[neat crow]

💔

[coarse basalt]

What’s in 55 minutes

[prisma saffron]

steam next fest

[obtuse tiger]

everything

new demo update

[sudden ravine]

demo update maybe

[obtuse tiger]

confermed

[half dock]

Update in 54 minutes??

[sudden ravine]

from who tho

[obtuse tiger]

pierre

[lethal edge]

where?

[sudden ravine]

oh my goodness

[obtuse tiger]

omg dont make me find the message again

[sudden ravine]

pls find it again

[prisma saffron]

it was back in may

[obtuse tiger]

Thank u

[prisma saffron]

So thats why im so uncertain

[sudden ravine]

oh i did see that

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-2-payday-bain-meme-vape-gif-5685082147530932150

[obtuse tiger]

were also getting a release date and trailer

[sudden ravine]

i just got off my pc bruh 💔

[unkempt pivot]

A midi? Like a file .mid to use with a soundfont (or Microsoft GS synthtable)?

[jolly nexus]

I will record the max that i can just to see later

[sly citrus]

but why only a week lol, I just want to keep playing

[alpine sable]

Think i wettened myself a bit.

[obtuse tiger]

they would have said if it wasnt happening

[sudden ravine]

🙏🥹

[prisma saffron]

Mopsenfielder keeps sending these mysterious gifs

So idk

[trail pivot]

yea, not to forget they reassured it and we even have a pinned message mentioning it

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/ww1-gif-27038380

[sudden ravine]

mopsenfielder you wanna just tell us perchance?

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[faint crater]

1917 or quiet on the western front, which do you prefer

[sudden ravine]

💦💦💦💦💦

[obtuse tiger]

why do all charicters melt in the final battle

oh is the fungus melting

[slow anchor]

western front

[idle crane]

We unfortunately don't know what's happening either. Doesn't mean we can't shitpost a little

[pseudo raptor]

god thing it;s thanksgiving here and i don't work today

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-green-mile-gif-17328904180409510666

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[torn steeple]

nah we absorb their power

[sudden ravine]

so the modteam doesnt even know

[tough yew]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-brothers-gif-25621702

[neat crow]

Because they want people to buy the EA. It's like a free trial

[soft kelp]

yup

[obtuse tiger]

spider man lookin ahh

[jolly nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1300809350071324734/image0.gif

[soft kelp]

i see the doom pfp

[pseudo raptor]

theyy are scared ???

that was peter parker

[soft kelp]

u can have it if u want

[torn steeple]

insert somethingishappening.gif

[tough yew]

That’s toby Maguire

[pseudo raptor]

that is peter parker

[obtuse tiger]

Fighty maguty

[unkempt pivot]

Maybe you can try to upload it on onlinesequencer

[soft kelp]

Sure

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-dean-crashout-throwing-breaking-gif-1620909273514052118

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[soft kelp]

it has bpm changes so its not gonna be the exact same btw

[unkempt pivot]

The soundfont is a bit weird, but we can download the midi file directly from the link

[obtuse tiger]

heart beats per min?

[soft kelp]

Ohh

[unkempt pivot]

Try it, if the result is weird it doesn't matter

[soft kelp]

ok

[obtuse tiger]

or beat per min

idk

fuh

[sudden ravine]

im trusting that there will be an update so im staying up to 3am

[neat crow]

3am is crazy

Im lucky it's 11am for me

[jolly nexus]

true

[soft kelp]

https://onlinesequencer.net/4929094

[covert forge]

Possible Update is mid day for me perfect

[sudden ravine]

damn bro

[jolly nexus]

I'm also lucky lol 1pm here

[obtuse tiger]

6pm for me

[sudden ravine]

💔

no one here australian?

[jolly nexus]

No active aussies in the chat

[sudden ravine]

maybe cause its 2am

[lost raven]

guys guys!!! REANIMAL demo is out!!!!

[analog zenith]

did not like the sword handle at all

[obtuse tiger]

shut up my god

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-day-are-you-ready-for-some-football-gif-16278812894835706568

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[prisma saffron]

what is reanimal

[obtuse tiger]

its cap

[jolly nexus]

cap police is calling

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[lost raven]

u guys can read portuguese right

[unkempt pivot]

Sound very good 👍 Microsoft GS and directly on OS

good job

[jolly nexus]

I can

[soft kelp]

thanks man

[lethal edge]

it's peak

[obtuse tiger]

were all chatting in english

[lost raven]

DAMMIT i can't send screnshots

[soft kelp]

also as expected

the bpm change didnt carry over

on the download

[lethal edge]

anyway REANIMAL demo is really out

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[lost raven]

but its out trust me

[unkempt pivot]

Personnaly my favorite is The castle of the south

[soft kelp]

theres just something about aurelio that fits abyss perfectly

[obtuse tiger]

just check the demo is out

[soft kelp]

like it feels tragic and intense

[obtuse tiger]

it looks shit

the gane

[soft kelp]

and like also a bit comedic?? i dont know how to describe it

[jolly nexus]

Today is a great day to be unemployed.

[soft kelp]

whats the hype bro is it really coming out today??

[pseudo raptor]

lol it's thanksgiving

[torn steeple]

full sword tomorrow!!!!!!!!

[pseudo raptor]

even employyed it's a good day

[covert forge]

Something should happen today

[soft kelp]

fraction sword

division sword

[pseudo raptor]

1/4 sword

[soft kelp]

discrimination sword

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/dertig-mc-joel-zoom-gif-27122111

[jolly nexus]

Molecular sword

[soft kelp]

Segregation sword

[obtuse tiger]

30% sword

[dark folio]

No sword

[pseudo raptor]

fist

[dreamy bridge]

40 minutes omg

[jolly nexus]

Mopsenfiedler is meaning something with these reactions

[prisma saffron]

40 minutes until we are proven wrong

[jolly nexus]

i know

[dreamy bridge]

I dont think so

[jolly nexus]

don't be pessimistic

[dreamy bridge]

Im not

[torn steeple]

half swording in the abyss, and by half sword i mean my axe

[unkempt pivot]

I've been exploring online sequencer a bit, this one sounds really good
https://onlinesequencer.net/4091956

[torn steeple]

abyss with lowest damage to npcs is so fucking scary

[prisma saffron]

i hope my gut is proven wrong

[jolly nexus]

I will watch something to pass the time

[quiet ferry]

We are half sword

[young saffron]

first we half, then we sword

[small cairn]

i barely ever trust things will happen before they do, but why would they not want to give us as much time as possible

one thing to note

they said the demo is to be available for a week

SP is a week long

[dreamy bridge]

Yeah

Cause of that i think in 36 minutes we Will have demo

[inner tinsel]

Omg a demo!?

[small cairn]

so logically, they would publish it today to allow us to have that time

[inner tinsel]

Im done of watching half sword tiktoks of ppl doing crazy things that i cant do

[inner tinsel]

How u throw a sword perfectly man

[winter brook]

Yo how to apply for halfsword playtest?

[slow anchor]

the half sword playtest was converted into the demo in april

[winter brook]

Ah

[prisma saffron]

day of reckoning

I was so confused coming home that day

[hallow anvil]

RELEASE GORE UPDATE

[small cairn]

Uh ur a bit late im afraid x)

[winter brook]

Yep

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[prisma saffron]

googly

[unkempt pivot]

I see "Half Sword Tech Demo" on the Steam page (but nothing happens when i click on it)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

[jolly gorge]

hey guys, what’s going on? seeing alot of “2 hours” or “half sword today” posts on the subreddit

[royal hemlock]

I got my first clean decapitation with a greatsword the other day. Felt good

[hallow anvil]

That's the demo you've been playing for the last months

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/ww1-gif-27038380

[prisma saffron]

we dont know

[brisk elbow]

Yo so where is the update at?

[prisma saffron]

check back in 30 minutes

[obtuse tiger]

Thats always been there

[jolly gorge]

thanks

[hallow anvil]

An update will release during NextFest, and that starts in 30 minutes

[jolly gorge]

immediately in 30 or revealed in 30?

[quiet ferry]

Thank goodness everything important was delayed for this exact moment

[sudden ravine]

im bouta nut

[jolly gorge]

also, heard rumors it’ll stay for a week

[brisk elbow]

oh I thought NextFest has already began

[dark folio]

Yall please @ me when it drops

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bart-ion-know-officer-problem-i-don't-know-hills-gif-6034589343864809820

[brisk elbow]

nvm

[jolly gorge]

same

[sudden ravine]

🤪🤪🙏🙏

[obtuse tiger]

Not rumors facts

[dark folio]

Dude what

[sudden ravine]

WE all excuted for ts yall

[hallow anvil]

30 minutes till the start of the event
Update releases during the event, we dont know if its immediate

[sudden ravine]

😘

[prisma saffron]

anyone have that vid of ivan lifting his helmet and saying “soon”

[obtuse tiger]

I seen it but no

[humble iris]

25 minutes fellas

[obtuse tiger]

Imagen being named that @humble iris

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-looking-broken-as-he-stares-ahead-to-the-battlefield-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-bäumer-paul-baumer-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-gif-27564153

[past mirage]

Lies

[wild ledge]

im in class but @ me when full sword

[past mirage]

Full Sword when??

[obtuse tiger]

It's still half

[sudden ravine]

yall im scared 💔

what if we dont get the update straight away 💔

[obtuse tiger]

Hes prepping from the spam in the chat

[short cape]

my hope is half sword

[soft osprey]

Optimism is fun isn’t it

[neat crow]

Mods preparing for war

[sudden ravine]

true

the whole modteam is

[slow anchor]

true

[soft osprey]

Ive been practicing my ban speed just for this day

[sly citrus]

If we arent getting it in 20 min give us a sign mods

[sudden ravine]

they gonna say sum like "3 day delay!!"

[obtuse tiger]

Sign

[soft osprey]

3 year delay

[obtuse tiger]

There mods they don't know shit

Ask the devs

[soft osprey]

Don’t ask the devs

[subtle spear]

Anyone got a link

[slow anchor]

Don't ask

[obtuse tiger]

Oh yeah

[soft osprey]

Ask the mods and well tell you

[slow anchor]

don't ask anyone

[subtle spear]

To whatever livestream they’re doin

[runic lynx]

wait theres a update?

[sudden ravine]

one of the mods did say that they dont even know

[runic lynx]

link the livestream!!!

[sudden ravine]

20minutes

[velvet halo]

pls update frank

[obtuse tiger]

Not gonna be a stream

[runic lynx]

are you trolling?

[soft osprey]

Mods here are just discord mods, we don’t know any more than the general public

[sudden ravine]

nah

[subtle spear]

Oh damn

[sudden ravine]

steamnext fest starts in 20mins

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-looking-broken-as-he-stares-ahead-to-the-battlefield-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-bäumer-paul-baumer-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-gif-27564153

[prisma saffron]

in 20 minutes i will learn to not trust reddit

[sudden ravine]

🥹

[quiet ferry]

Mods turn on a 6 hour slow mode please

[fallow kite]

Are we getting 3/4 sword today?!!?

[winter brook]

Free Mode is broken bruh

[subtle spear]

Do we even know if anything gonna be announced during the showcase

[zinc zenith]

why reddit?

[exotic parcel]

Guys, it's Willemina. Not Wendy or Wallina or Walrus or What 😤 https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/R6jTGuVPVo

[soft osprey]

We know that steam next fest is starting soon.

[sudden ravine]

what is this

[prisma saffron]

That is one old logo

[exotic parcel]

Keep misnaming her https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/JHOIgq8E5E

[sudden ravine]

WTF

[covert forge]

Less than 20 minutes till i half all over my sword

[obtuse tiger]

Women

[sudden ravine]

WOMAN

[prisma saffron]

LADY

[obtuse tiger]

It's fake right

[prisma saffron]

its AI

[fading mirage]

yoooo

what do i download?

[exotic parcel]

Yes it's faceapp, chill lol

[fading mirage]

or the demo i have will be update?

[prisma saffron]

Nothing’s here

[sudden ravine]

yea i cant even imagine what people are gonna do in half sword now

[prisma saffron]

Yet

[jolly nexus]

Us as soon the update drops

[sudden ravine]

if thats real

[wooden socket]

wait so whats happening

[leaden moss]

Yes
Willy will get hair

[prisma saffron]

this feels just like june 2024

[young saffron]

AK-47 update

[quiet ferry]

Steamfesf and possible hs updates

[prisma saffron]

When they announced the playtest like 20 days before

[obtuse tiger]

Yes

[covert forge]

Im kinda worried nothings gonna happen lol

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/ww1-gif-27038380

[wooden socket]

what would the update have

[royal hemlock]

I still haven't seen All Quiet on the Western Front

[small dove]

man I didn't even cut him 🥀

[royal hemlock]

I loved 1917 though

[leaden moss]

Great Movie

[obtuse tiger]

Guaranteed test

[jolly nexus]

prepare for the charge, because many will come

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[wooden socket]

imagine if you had a plancon but the tip was like a halberd or a billhook instead of a spear

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/glory-charge-civil-war-civil-war-charge-war-gif-25539430

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-spider-man-spiderverse-into-the-spiderverse-clicking-gif-8798937323542139102

[slow anchor]

We know

[young saffron]

Willie when the test is guaranteed:

[obtuse tiger]

Mods don't get to play they have to mod

[mental cargo]

HALFSWORD UPDATE COMES OUT TODAY YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-braveheart-charge-attack-gif-19285817

[runic lynx]

I could be any day from 13th-20th

Not today

[prisma saffron]

the chat in 10 minutes or so

[wooden socket]

WHAT UPDATE

[runic lynx]

Gotta wait till the 20th

[mental cargo]

early acces

[wooden socket]

ALREADY?

[small cairn]

not update

[mental cargo]

if it does happen today that would be peak

[covert forge]

Early access preview

[small cairn]

demo

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/french-cuirassier-cavalry-charge-war-and-peace-1967-soviet-film-gif-12304466772268882094

[marble sky]

did any devs confirm that there was an update today, or did some people just started posting that it'll happen lol

[small cairn]

early access 1 week

[soft osprey]

Early access is not coming today

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-why-the-fuck-you-lyin-dancing-why-the-fuck-why-are-you-lying-gif-7431053

[obtuse tiger]

Confirmed

[young saffron]

is it gonna be like a sneak peek of early access for a week?

[small dove]

do you know why this place is so active rn?

[mental cargo]

the devs said it comes out at nextfest and nextfes is today

[prisma saffron]

Thats in 2073

[mental cargo]

later today

[small cairn]

logically it would make sense, steam fest is one week long and they wanted us to have demo for one week

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-looking-broken-as-he-stares-ahead-to-the-battlefield-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-bäumer-paul-baumer-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-gif-27564153

[soft osprey]

People are here for the POSSIBLE update news

[small cairn]

logically it would make sense, steam fest is one week long and they wanted us to have demo for one week

[soft osprey]

Key word POSSIBLE

[marble sky]

didn't they say that EA would happen soon after nextfest?

[runic lynx]

Today till the 20th. It’s a entire week

[royal hemlock]

I think @slow anchor is trying to subtly manage our expectations

[runic lynx]

Good chance it won’t be today

[mental cargo]

idk

[mental parrot]

absolutely guaranteed update news 🙏

[small cairn]

logically it would make sense, steam fest is one week long and they wanted us to have demo for one week

[small dove]

I don't like how people are spreading misinformation and saying that early access is releasing today

[obtuse tiger]

The test is

[mental cargo]

it might be

[humble iris]

the test for EA might release today

[mental cargo]

wait its a test?

[small cairn]

is speculation, and people mislead others into misleading others unintentionally

[wooden socket]

didnt they say its coming out after the fest

[obtuse tiger]

Public test

[mental cargo]

w

[small cairn]

the demo prob is

[errant badge]

nextfest version is probably releasing today in 10 minutes

[soft osprey]

It would not. Steam next fest comes BEFORE early access. We know it’s coming in Q4 but next fest has to happen before early access release

[errant badge]

which is like 30% of the whole game

[torn steeple]

early access now

[small dove]

the test for vehicular manslaughter might release today

[little verge]

I will post an announcement very soon folks

[sudden ravine]

YES

THANK YOU

[mental cargo]

YESSSS

[mental parrot]

so when the test does come out will that just be on the steampage?

[obtuse tiger]

It's fucking test not early access early access test

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-crying-face-terrified-shaking-scared-fella-gif-254119905893113825

[small cairn]

look are we on the same page on that i meant the 1 week early access demo access?

[errant badge]

10 minutes from now

[small dove]

do you like cats

[obtuse tiger]

Finally legend

[soft osprey]

I do just wanna say, yall better behave and be nice to each other when activity spikes

[glacial citrus]

10 minutes

[slow anchor]

true

[sudden ravine]

10 minutes until i nut

[severe walrus]

10 minutes til im full sworded

[runic lynx]

Where’s the link

[torn steeple]

fuck yo....... i mean of course friend

[small cairn]

thats not gonna happen when it comes to the most of us

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/waterloo-cavalry-polish-lancers-napoleon-gif-21638500

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/flula-borg-gif-12353876233544985718

[humble iris]

hey im no kindergartener i know how to act

[mental cargo]

the sword is going to be full soon

[wooden socket]

the early access is NOT coming out today

ALWAYS bet on nothing

[sudden ravine]

10MINS AND WE ALL FULL SWORD FIGHTING

[errant badge]

10 minutes until my sword rises

[leaden moss]

Straight up swording it

[small cairn]

skip tracer randy?

[wooden socket]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[small dove]

am I your pookie bear?

[idle echo]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-gif-20534148

[sudden ravine]

its a demo update not ea

[errant badge]

early access isnt coming this entire week

[young saffron]

I like to gamble tho

[severe walrus]

straight up fulling my sword rn

[soft osprey]

No I hate everyone besides myself

[sudden ravine]

ea most likely in november

so no nutting then

[covert forge]

I think we see a trailer

[young saffron]

Only gamblers win big because gamblers take big risks

[covert forge]

Today

[wooden socket]

oh thats still gonna be peam

[sudden ravine]

peak fr

[small dove]

would identity theft make you love me? 🥺

[severe walrus]

if no EA today then i play bf6 winwin

[supple ember]

Impossible

[errant badge]

:(

[dusky plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/patiently-waiting-waiting-waiting-patiently-still-waiting-gif-3590841176648399679

[obtuse tiger]

GUYS ARE MISS INTURPITATING ME THE EARLY ACCSES IS GETTING A TEST THATS PUBLIC FUCK

[sudden ravine]

the steamnext fest update is like 30% of the full game i think and the one rn is like 10%

[soft osprey]

Thats a unique way of spelling misinterpret

[sudden ravine]

and ea is 50%

[prisma saffron]

gasp

[jolly gorge]

so do we know anything about the gameplay of the test?

[errant badge]

let bro get it out

[sudden ravine]

exploding fr

[obtuse tiger]

Yeah it is

[jolly gorge]

is it arena like the newdemo or roguelike similar to the abyss?

[mental cargo]

who up halfing they sword

[errant badge]

not yet but we will in like 8 minutes

[leaden moss]

There will be guns
And hair

[soft osprey]

So true king, my b

[jolly gorge]

🙏

[prisma saffron]

its time to half sword

[wooden socket]

yeah thats sitll gonna be awesome, i hope it makes the gore better

[small dove]

you didnt answer my question

[mental parrot]

willie whips the switch

[unkempt pivot]

Frank logged out of Discord so he doesn't have to face angry people in 10 minutes when they see there's nothing

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/ww1-gif-27038380

[soft osprey]

Ask it again

[severe walrus]

glock mod when?

[sudden ravine]

there is a new gore system

[supple ember]

What we have now is 5%, what we are getting hopefully today is prob like 30%, and ea is 50%

[errant badge]

oh yeah i think we're getting that

[leaden moss]

https://tenor.com/view/aqotwf-kawaii-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-baumer-paul-bäumer-gif-2566595108871627542

[sudden ravine]

gore 2.0

[prisma saffron]

even my dog excited

[little verge]

Yes I do,'

[small dove]

would identity theft make you love me? 🥺

[vapid hull]

you're gonna have to dip into ur reserves lmfao

[severe walrus]

akimbo swords

[small cairn]

bros sleepy as hell LOL

[errant badge]

eyes popping out
guts spilling out

[soft osprey]

Thanks now I can ignore you twice

[errant badge]

my favourite

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-2-payday-bain-meme-vape-gif-5685082147530932150

[prisma saffron]

who wants to have the finest steel

[obtuse tiger]

Gore system

[sudden ravine]

more blooddd

[small dove]

rate this cat 1 - 10

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/ilunushu-stellarnushu-anuakhil-gif-286136175020695697

[lone knoll]

8 mins let’s go

[small cairn]

7

[prisma saffron]

before acquiring any skill

[severe walrus]

OH YEAH BUFF WILLIE\

[small cairn]

actually!

[severe walrus]

i forgot

[small cairn]

GIGAWILLIE

[errant badge]

the finest steel in all of skyrim?

[obtuse tiger]

MODS SLOWMODE

[wooden socket]

will we be able to take williebolic steroids in the demo update

[lone knoll]

Please add bread 🙏🙏

[little verge]

Solid 7

[prisma saffron]

you dirty peasant 🎶🎶🎶

[mental cargo]

6 MINUTES LADS

[supple ember]

I’ll be in class from 1-250 est so hopefully I don’t miss anything 🙏

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/mel-brooks-spaceballs-ludicrous-speed-warning-gif-16368521

[obtuse tiger]

slow mode guys

[severe walrus]

ditch

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-gif-12100055351253481367

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-facing-army-jon-snow-gif-23631388

[errant badge]

my exams are tomrrow but i dont care

[mental parrot]

you will miss... everything........

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/machine-gun-trench-warfare-gun-gif-16106122

[lone knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-twister-dragon-twister-swordsman-sword-gif-25156634

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/rey-i-bypassed-the-compressor-star-wars-gif-11747177

[digital edge]

Hello everyone!

[soft osprey]

This server is gonna melt down when the announcement comes one minute late

[jolly nexus]

We must prepare ourselves, soldiers.

[prisma saffron]

5

[errant badge]

hi

[supple ember]

Been thinking of doing that lmao but I’m already here, I would have just drove 30 mins for nothing

[prisma saffron]

minut

[idle crane]

Get that education

[small dove]

for the death of various willies?

[lone knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-attack-magic-krill-cursed-gif-10775215166482771225

[errant badge]

its gonna happen and you know it

[mental cargo]

5 MINUTES

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/french-empire-napoleon-grenadier-waterloo-gif-26577343

[tough yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1380654099363659828/kneel.gif

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-other-guys-im-so-fucking-scared-gif-4838628526013979817

[small cairn]

just like when nightclub simulator happened and got a 13 min delay, a revolution occured

[wooden socket]

THE HORDE IS COMING

[errant badge]

are you in the future by 30 seconds

[glacial citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1377074687502450838/1411448812140236941/attachment.gif?ex=68ee0ae4&is=68ecb964&hm=584a4b9f0cf1168edf2ac0ab930bbc250d5837f5282943496ac5f3274d0b1fa1&

[trail pivot]

its the blood update all over again, BRACE YOURSELF

[mental cargo]

maybe

[lone knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-dance-wacky-wiggle-gif-8130447

[sudden ravine]

5 MINUTES

[lapis breach]

where is the showcase

[fading vigil]

almost halfsword o clock

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-fucking-scared-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-i'm-frightened-i'm-anxious-gif-12826455154021403614

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-duckling-kick-duck-mena-gif-14721806

[mental cargo]

*fullsword

[obtuse tiger]

in ur booty cheaks

[trail pivot]

dont crash steam yall

[fading mirage]

i want sword plz

[lone knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[jaunty socket]

im halving my sword rn

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/final-countdown-gif-9551044005359968465

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-shy-kermit-terrified-scared-gif-15776166542727340139

[mental cargo]

4 MINUTES

[noble crest]

would losing a eyeball make half of my screen darK?

[fading vigil]

can't wait for twosword to release in '37

[small dove]

ew do that in the toilet

[mental cargo]

yes

[lapis breach]

is it releasing in 4?

[dire solar]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-gif-1882709391739579646

[small cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-13790649

[obtuse tiger]

we will have to see

[lone knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-drew-mcintyre-sword-point-sword-wrestling-gif-25367942

[twin juniper]

one last minutes willies

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-roblox-waterloo-gif-26589958

[mental cargo]

yes

[strong mural]

so what exactly makes everyone think that a new demo is coming?

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[jolly gorge]

What is all this chaos about 😭