halfsword-chat-⚔

[obtuse tiger]

I said that then he got mad

[hasty blade]

IM LOOKING AT ONE ENEMY BATTLING HIM. WHEN HE IS CLOSER TO ME. BUT THEN THE FUCKASS LOCKON LOCKS ONTO THE ENEMY FURTHER AWAY LIKE 90* TO MY LEFT

[sleek gull]

Indeed. But the dude asked about the Demo and Playtest

[hasty blade]

HOW DOES THAT WORK

[obtuse tiger]

you said there was 2 versons

[hazy vector]

I was only mentioning it !

[obtuse tiger]

IK

[sleek gull]

Yes, because those are the two that were asked about.

[hazy vector]

I was only mentioning it😔

[sleek gull]

Ok

[obtuse tiger]

no the new play test he was on abt

[sleek gull]

"Guys what is the difference between cars and trucks"
"But what about airplanes?!"

[young saffron]

you forgot tanks

[obtuse tiger]

when did I say any of that

[hazy vector]

[young saffron]

and boats

[sleek gull]

just sayin, no one asked about Itch lol

[obtuse tiger]

no one asked abt the demo

[young saffron]

and rockets

[small cairn]

bows in steamfest?

[hazy vector]

[sleek gull]

He LITERALLY DID! LOL!!!!

[obtuse tiger]

dunno

we dont know indetal

[small cairn]

reverse grip?

[humble iris]

idk how they’ll manage to implement this

[sleek gull]

Y'all kill me lol

[humble iris]

but it seems really cool

[obtuse tiger]

its comming confremed

[obtuse tiger]

you care to much

[hazy vector]

I mean i was only trying to be like did u know theres another version but ok

[young saffron]

I know Mordhau will be a grip type in EA

idk abt reverse grip tho

[hazy vector]

Just straight yap now

[humble iris]

reverse grip is planned

[obtuse tiger]

read pinned its confremed

[humble iris]

mainly for daggers

[hazy vector]

Mordhau reverse grip is fire

[sleek gull]

Maybe.

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-gif-3746287728568117387

[slow anchor]

They're already making crossbows

[small cairn]

nah its said to be planned, i hope its in steamfest so i can hold knives ''the right way''

[humble iris]

wowzers

i can send a 500 pound propelled bolt through someones visor

[sleek gull]

I hear ya, but it will be great for stabbing enemies on the ground with daggers

[obtuse tiger]

cross boww

[humble iris]

thats awesome

[young saffron]

I hope John Halfsword doesn't find some overpowered way to use reverse grip

[hazy vector]

They should add glock 17

[humble iris]

he can find anything

[obtuse tiger]

I love john halfsword

[humble iris]

if hs physics allows it he can do it

[obtuse tiger]

john halfsword did this

[hazy vector]

Easy, light work even

If you arent doing that by your 5th match

Are you even a hedgeborn

[dark folio]

I hope it will

I want to reverse grip swords

[obtuse tiger]

no

[dark folio]

Why

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-death-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-6581654474224596036

[humble iris]

dont think this will be possible

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dry-thirsty-sweating-gif-16031686609860153799

[obtuse tiger]

fart mc fart son

[dark folio]

It is trust me

[humble iris]

i think they’ll onlycreate one keybind linked for mordshlag and rg dagger

[young saffron]

2 hours until the fog arrives

[humble iris]

but we’ll have to wait

3 more hours

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/twho-hours-later-sp-funny-gif-18933136

https://tenor.com/view/rugby-yay-gif-3156747878755757137

[dark folio]

Imagine reverse gripping a halberd

[humble iris]

i wonder how hard its be to grab an arrow out of the sky in hs

[young saffron]

imagine reverse gripping willies

[dark folio]

It would be awesome

[glacial citrus]

3............................

[dark folio]

I doubt they would be grabable

[humble iris]

apparently it will be possible

they said slicing and grabbing arrows out of the sky will be there

[dark folio]

Wow

[obtuse tiger]

its confremed

[dark folio]

Wowzers

[humble iris]

big wowzers

[slow anchor]

might

[dark folio]

My mistake sorry

[slow anchor]

Well may doesn't it's guaranteed. We can only speculate

[humble iris]

they might add slicing arrows out of the sky only tbh

[obtuse tiger]

RIP OFF JOHN HALFSWORD

[humble iris]

grabbing it out of the sky seems far fetched

[dark folio]

Woulds arrows lose their momentum when you grab them or will they just fling you

[humble iris]

i would guess you would get a little recoiled back from it

[young saffron]

don't talk about my adopted uncle like that

[obtuse tiger]

YOU CAN DO THAT irl ARROWS ARE NOT THAT FAST

[slow anchor]

I keep forgetting it's 19:00 and not 18:00

[obtuse tiger]

its 18

[opaque trench]

To what early access release :kappa:

[dark folio]

What timezone i forgot

[humble iris]

do you know how fast a crossbow bolt is

[hazy vector]

Half sword today

[obtuse tiger]

uk

[obtuse tiger]

oh yeah cross bow forgot

[humble iris]

yeah

and war bows

[young saffron]

should I halfsword my willie until this teaser gets released?

[hazy vector]

War bows send arrows faster than a crossbow in lots of cases lmfao

[obtuse tiger]

right

[dark folio]

Thanks

[humble iris]

they require more pounds of force i presume

[hazy vector]

U try catching an arrow out of a 300lbs war bow and you wont have any fingers left lmao

[humble iris]

the war bows

yeah

[hazy vector]

Ye

[slow anchor]

19 for me

[humble iris]

i dont even think slow motion would help you in hs context 😭

[obtuse tiger]

what country

[slow anchor]

germany

[obtuse tiger]

oh W

[dark folio]

I hope a mod will be made to become a mongol horse archer with the ability to throat sing

[obtuse tiger]

i love germany

[humble iris]

germany is tuff

i wanted to learn german but instead im learning mandarin 😭

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/flula-borg-gif-12353876233544985718

[young saffron]

I'm all over the place for learing languages. I started learning Japanese, then started learning Geramn, then Russian and then Latin. Boutta start learning Mongolian tho

[small cairn]

how long until the steam fest

[young saffron]

I can barely speak any of the languages just mentioned btw

[humble iris]

howd we get to mongolian 🙏

[young saffron]

Mongolian throat singing

https://tenor.com/view/kamdin-kamdino-mongolian-throat-singing-batzorig-vaanchig-gif-25238581

[prisma saffron]

3 hours

[humble iris]

we should be allowed to throat sing in hs

[young saffron]

indeed

[humble iris]

this would def complement the lore of the game

[mental kelp]

Ok

[obtuse tiger]

theres 2 devs they work hard stop being a dick

[young saffron]

why does Duolingo not support Mongolian😭

[obtuse tiger]

ok?

[humble iris]

who were you talking to then

[young saffron]

And? you also just randomly appeared

acting like you didn't just do almost the exact same thing

[humble iris]

it has to be bait

dont give them attention

[obtuse tiger]

there slandering 2 developers because the game gets errors

lol

[small cairn]

u sure?

[velvet halo]

Did the game upadte

[sleek gull]

NOt yet

[small cairn]

im guessing there will be a female character?

[sleek gull]

There will not

[obtuse tiger]

no

[small cairn]

so why add female armour

or tease

[sleek gull]

That may have been a joke

[obtuse tiger]

there will be multiple faces u can choose and they will be random npcs u fight

[small cairn]

u choose the npcs?

[obtuse tiger]

no the guy u play ass

as

[sleek gull]

Is htis the image you are referring to?

[vapid hull]

There will be no female characters

[vapid hull]

Fucking boob armor 😭

[small cairn]

no that one was fake

[obtuse tiger]

there mussles

pecks

wait no there not

[small cairn]

they showed what it actually looked like later on

[obtuse tiger]

why

[humble iris]

pecks do not look like that

[neat lagoon]

cant wait

[young saffron]

It could still just be a teaser for EA tho. it's not confirmed to update. But I'm gonna keep my willies crossed that it will be one

[small cairn]

if i cant choose a beard

im gonna crash out

[humble iris]

willie with a fully grown beard

[young saffron]

You dare want to modify willies beautiful face?

[small cairn]

im swedish for god sake

i gotta have the viking beard

[obtuse tiger]

theres hair

[young saffron]

that a reasonable point

[small cairn]

thanks walt

[humble iris]

braided viking beard

[small cairn]

that just....... does not feel right

it does not feel willie enough

[young saffron]

he looks like his name is Ned

not willie

[obtuse tiger]

the willie face is getting removed

[young saffron]

what have you done

[obtuse tiger]

there will be lots of new faces

[obtuse tiger]

its a teaser

sneak peak or smt

[sudden ravine]

bro whered you find this

[obtuse tiger]

someone sent it in chat

and a mod said

[misty tapir]

If there's gonna be a new trailer/demo today it'll release with Next Fest at 11cst

[sudden ravine]

oh my

[young saffron]

Okay but... hear me out

[sudden ravine]

willie so beautiful

[velvet halo]

wow

[obtuse tiger]

theres gonna be trailer release date and 1 week ea test

[sudden ravine]

who is bros barber 😭

[obtuse tiger]

hes so pretty

[velvet halo]

very beautiful

[small cairn]

not a bad haircut, this would fit with a beard

a short beard

yk what that would make him look like?

obiwan

[dark folio]

Why is willie not bald anymore

[neat crow]

I hope we can be

[velvet halo]

are gonna add differnet skin color willies

[small cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-obi-wan-your-move-your-turn-revenge-of-the-sith-gif-21475207

[humble iris]

WE are giving willie the baldspot ring

[neat crow]

Real

[dark folio]

I dont think so

[small cairn]

LMFAO

a black willie

that would confuse the fuck out of me

[young saffron]

nobody better give willie the force

[sudden ravine]

half sword would turn to a very dark game..

[obtuse tiger]

no

[humble iris]

Im pretty sure someone was arguing about this before 😭

[neat crow]

There's gonna be different characters

Like Frank

[small cairn]

in more ways then one brother LMFAO

[velvet halo]

who is frank

[obtuse tiger]

WILLE IS BEING REMOVED

[sudden ravine]

LOL

[obtuse tiger]

a dev

[dark folio]

Lol

[small cairn]

I KNOW

YOU DOUBTED ME

[obtuse tiger]

theres gonna be lots and lots of new faces tho

[small cairn]

if they have no willie easter egg

crash out is officially permited

[dark folio]

I TOLD YALL THE WILLIE POPULATION IS GOING EXTINCT BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN

[obtuse tiger]

rare chance hopefully

[humble iris]

i can already imagine what people would do

[young saffron]

frank sinatra in halfsword?

[small cairn]

we gotta encounter willie at somepoint if theres like a campaign

[sudden ravine]

yeah 💔

[small cairn]

maybe fighting willie in the end would be such a cool thing

like willie being an antagonist

[sudden ravine]

half sword got lore?

[small cairn]

i hope it gets some

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[sudden ravine]

fr

[obtuse tiger]

hes got hair chat

[obtuse tiger]

yes

[small cairn]

we need lore on all characters

[small cairn]

already?

[slow anchor]

Willie has lore

[sleek gull]

Fungal Lore!

[slow anchor]

never forget the fungus

[obtuse tiger]

yup the barron also has law he touched barrles

[signal wedge]

bewup

[obtuse tiger]

willie is a fungus

[small cairn]

whats his lore

[slow anchor]

the fungus lore

[obtuse tiger]

hes a fungus

[gusty flame]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-kingpin-clicking-pen-clicking-pen-spider-verse-into-the-spider-verse-gif-5180708998338482135

[humble iris]

almost there

[small cairn]

damn, im glad its at a good time

[small cairn]

fungus?

[small cairn]

fungus??

[obtuse tiger]

hes a fungus eating are brains

[humble iris]

he started off as fungi on a tree

[small cairn]

what

i dont understand

[humble iris]

cell division into willie

boom

[small cairn]

dafak

[obtuse tiger]

he grew

thats why there all the same

[small cairn]

okay so willie was born by a tree

[sudden ravine]

so we getting the ea test in 3 hrs

[small cairn]

and all the other willie

[small cairn]

its not garanteed but i think the devs want us to have as much time with the demo as possible as its only a week long

[slow anchor]

and a demo update

[obtuse tiger]

really

[sudden ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[young saffron]

willie ate my Brian. That's why Brian is Briandead

[small cairn]

so if they drop it today, they are being kind and giving us the most time possible

[obtuse tiger]

I knew you knew more

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[sudden ravine]

😔

[small cairn]

fact or theory

[slow anchor]

fact

[sudden ravine]

oh yes

[small cairn]

i wonder what theyl add to the demo

compared to SF

[sudden ravine]

got 274 hrs on the demo 💔

[young saffron]

this is making my willie full sword instead of half sword

[small cairn]

wait i said the wrong thing

[prisma saffron]

it really is a maybe now

[prisma saffron]

we will see

[small cairn]

i mean with the demo of early access

[obtuse tiger]

MOLLA TOVSS

[small cairn]

they said themselves the DEMO demo will remain

[sudden ravine]

yea thats true

[small cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-last-of-us2-gif-17996538

[prisma saffron]

I need to see this trailer….

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[small cairn]

clicker.

[sudden ravine]

WHAT THE FUCK

[obtuse tiger]

his eye comes out

[velvet halo]

holy shit

[obtuse tiger]

the gore is so good

omg

[sudden ravine]

WHERE DID BRO GET THIS

[small cairn]

dude why is willie so JACKED in the showcases

[velvet halo]

fucking ripped

[humble iris]

the muscles

[sudden ravine]

ITS INSANELY GOOD WTF

[small cairn]

BRO WENT TO THE GYM

[obtuse tiger]

hes so buff

guys its the charictor ediror#

[small cairn]

GIGAWILLIE

[sudden ravine]

WILLIE IS SO BUFF

[small cairn]

OFFICIAL NAME

GIGAWILLIE

[sudden ravine]

GIGAWILLIE

[prisma saffron]

willie found medieval creatine

[slow anchor]

remember the guts

[sudden ravine]

😭

[obtuse tiger]

giga frank

[humble iris]

opium

[dark folio]

Willie has such big muscles the image aint loading

[obtuse tiger]

the gore looks so good

[young saffron]

willie is so buff. how much fish has he been eating?

[velvet halo]

how?

[azure mirage]

old version

[sudden ravine]

oh my goodness

[velvet halo]

is this a old version

[small cairn]

UUUUUUEUEUUUHHH SHIT

[velvet halo]

oh

[slow anchor]

from galaxy

[obtuse tiger]

you got it early???

[slow anchor]

It's a post from galaxy

[azure mirage]

old

[small cairn]

galaxy?

hell is that

[obtuse tiger]

oh

[azure mirage]

user

[humble iris]

sausage

[obtuse tiger]

https://www.tiktok.com/@halfswordgames/video/7465800874632187168 GIGA FRANK

[slow anchor]

galaxyhighmarshall

[peak sinew]

YOOO! We getting intestines back?!

[azure mirage]

yeah, got announced

look at the pins

[young saffron]

Willie Willy confirmed???

[sudden ravine]

even his skin is ripping off

[azure mirage]

not a thing

[obtuse tiger]

theres gonna be faces thats a developer face

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ali187xr-gif-23052876

[small cairn]

bro im going as tall and jacked as possible, im gonna be a fucking brute

[obtuse tiger]

lol

[small cairn]

GIGAWILLIE

[young saffron]

I'm gonna make a dwarf willie

for rock and stone

[peak sinew]

My dissapointment is inmesurable and my day is ruined- Just kidding

[sudden ravine]

ig people back in the medieval times just had to hope they had good genetics 😭

[humble iris]

peasant with a small knife vs jacked tall willie with an axe

[small cairn]

fucking goblin running around with knives

[humble iris]

who wins

[obtuse tiger]

look how good the blood is

[young saffron]

Homunculus willie

[small cairn]

basically willie vs boss 1 lmfao

[prisma saffron]

time to exanima

[small cairn]

yall see that wasp post?

[sudden ravine]

yeah

[small cairn]

willie really proved his intelligence

[obtuse tiger]

yrah

[small cairn]

BY PICKING UP THE BEE HIVE!!!!

[prisma saffron]

do you guys think multiplayer exanima would be peak

[small cairn]

LIKE BROOO

[humble iris]

im going to throw wasp nests as people

[small cairn]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[latent moon]

the steamfest trailer is releasing today right?

[sudden ravine]

didnt the devs say that the demo is like 10% of the full game?

[humble iris]

yes

[obtuse tiger]

nah but the GORE LOOKS SO GOOD

[small cairn]

HE PICKS UP THE FUCKING HIVE?!?!?!

[azure mirage]

yea

[restive barn]

apparently croissant is pronounced with an r

[humble iris]

2 and a half more hours

[latent moon]

with the trailer,right?

[azure mirage]

it's literally on the pins

[dark folio]

Why does he look so tired

[neat crow]

In 2 and a half hours

[humble iris]

yep

[sudden ravine]

game of the year

[restive barn]

more specifically the uvular fricative

[latent moon]

thanks

[humble iris]

and a possible ea 1 week test

[sudden ravine]

oh

[small cairn]

thats frank?

[obtuse tiger]

fast as chat

[restive barn]

why is there so many people talking here]

[obtuse tiger]

yeah

[small cairn]

bro he looks weird

[humble iris]

because ea is gonna be gas

[azure mirage]

trailer

[dark folio]

Ill be a short fat willie

[sudden ravine]

🔜

[latent moon]

add sword reverse grip 🔥

[azure mirage]

they should set an time

[humble iris]

halfsword TODAY!!!

[small cairn]

his eye and face feel triangle shaped

[obtuse tiger]

the perg is comming

[azure mirage]

look at pins,

[restive barn]

where

[azure mirage]

I'm gonna make a copypasta dude

[young saffron]

everybody half swording their willie rn

[obtuse tiger]

not out yet

[signal wedge]

FART FARTY MC FARTERTON

[azure mirage]

soon 2 hour 23 mimutes from now supposedly

[peak sinew]

How would durability affect polearms and the like?

[prisma saffron]

trailer in 2 and a half hours

[sudden ravine]

hopefully they optimized it so we can fight with like 100 willies 🙏

[humble iris]

hello mr silly mod (bewup)

[small cairn]

BRO HAS NOT SLEEPT IN 5 DAYS

[velvet halo]

willie the tall

[azure mirage]

game will be more optimized yea

[prisma saffron]

the chat is finally more active

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bewup-beloved-my-bmp1-gif-7439279136013668777

[clever vault]

hopefully the new gore isn’t too pc demanding

[sudden ravine]

people are genuinely gonna be having wars

[peak sinew]

More optimized than how it is currently?

[azure mirage]

it'll be more optimized

[velvet halo]

NO HAPPYNESS ONLY SUFFERING

[azure mirage]

yeah..

[obtuse tiger]

its way more optimized

[young saffron]

Someone call the Attack On Titan guys

[supple ember]

5%

[humble iris]

oh i didnt even realize that was a tank as your pfp

[peak sinew]

Lesgoo!

[dark folio]

Yeah

[restive barn]

why the fuck does the french language have so many weird noises

[humble iris]

is this your halloween spirit

[sudden ravine]

what...

[humble iris]

big ol tank

[snow plover]

will i be able to use an spear and shield better tho?

[young saffron]

Because it's French

[latent moon]

i know
he only said daggers tho :(

[azure mirage]

probably not

[latent moon]

he only said daggers in the pin :(

[obtuse tiger]

we have 5% rn

[restive barn]

pronounce croissant

[humble iris]

one handed no

[latent moon]

Chrome
have you heard of a czech "ch"?

[azure mirage]

an an example

[humble iris]

two handed yes

[peak sinew]

How much of the game is currently in the modern demo?

[signal wedge]

erm its a bmp-1 armored personnel carrier

[azure mirage]

10%

[small cairn]

for every wait for a release, this allways happen in the chat at around the 2.5 hour mark people start to gather

[young saffron]

crossaunt is how I say it

[latent moon]

true
theres still hope

[sudden ravine]

potential open world or is that a reach

[clever vault]

so if my pc can’t run current halfsword very well will it run better on the release

[humble iris]

same thing

[small cairn]

by the time we are at an hour we are gonna be double as many

[obtuse tiger]

no

[humble iris]

shoots people

[obtuse tiger]

they said never

[snow plover]

aww i like it but the balance is meh but fun to use and charge

[humble iris]

and carries people

[dark folio]

Also is the trailer coming today or what is it that yall are so excited about

[obtuse tiger]

yes

[prisma saffron]

maybe

[sudden ravine]

thats fine tho

[prisma saffron]

kinstrife is doing that

[humble iris]

yes

[restive barn]

i need it in ipa

[small cairn]

very possible, afterall the test wont be completely finished

[dark folio]

@ me when it releases

[azure mirage]

Demo is currently 10%, SteamFest version will be 30% and Early Access will be 50% of the complete game

[snow plover]

anyone know if they'll add range weapons?

[prisma saffron]

havent heard from them in a while

[azure mirage]

Bow, Yeah

[clever vault]

i need to download it during school

[young saffron]

silly thing I decided to make

[prisma saffron]

still havent gotten to playtest them

[sudden ravine]

just means the game will be even more realistic

[humble iris]

bow and crossbow

[small cairn]

NOOOOOOO

[humble iris]

with specific types of arrows

[small cairn]

LMAO

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-low-tier-god-ltg-gif-4022085103641635431

[snow plover]

aww yeah i cant wait to reload and get stabbed and be mad about it lol

[latent moon]

you need it in
and i quote from google "India Pale Ale"?

[snow plover]

wrong reply too fast chat

[supple ember]

They have consistently said the demo is only 5% of the game. EA will be closer to 50%

[restive barn]

well its pronounced kʁwa-sow(n) (the ʁ being a sound used NOWHERE in englishj)

[small cairn]

throwing willie like a spear

[wild ledge]

erm the bmp platform is an IFV platform

[obtuse tiger]

crazy

the fungus must die

[sudden ravine]

i cant even imagine how good ea is gonna be

the demo is already peak

[prisma saffron]

if there is a nextfest version i wonder what will be new

[small cairn]

shit gonna make mfs bust

[latent moon]

half sword ea is the first (and last) digital product im buying on launch day

[young saffron]

alr... I'm sorry abt this one

[sudden ravine]

frr

[humble iris]

imagine all the new mods

[dark folio]

When eyes popping out gets added will we be able to grab them

[latent moon]

make on with the telletubies lol

[small cairn]

the fact they are adding workshop means this game is gonna become SO MODDABLE

[humble iris]

someone is deff making a gun with the bow assets

[latent moon]

WAIT U FR?

[sudden ravine]

ripping out willies eyes will be crazy

[young saffron]

aight bet

[small cairn]

nexus is already a legendary modding platform but inbuilt workshop is GOATED

[young saffron]

I'll do it in a bit tho

[sudden ravine]

HUH

[obtuse tiger]

they said maybe not yes

[prisma saffron]

yes and we can crush them into jelly

[small cairn]

yeah its been confirmed far longer than anything else actually, we will get steam workshop

[dark folio]

Yummy

[latent moon]

NO MICROTRANSACTIONS

[small cairn]

IF MY SOURCES ARENT WRONG

[latent moon]

HS GAMES ILY

[sudden ravine]

GAME OF THE CENTURY 😭

[signal wedge]

NERD ALERT NERD ALERT

[young saffron]

Shrek Refernce?

[small cairn]

beyond sandbox can shit their pants bro

[prisma saffron]

goes good on toast

[azure mirage]

literally in the pins

[sudden ravine]

rs bro

[obtuse tiger]

what is that

[restive barn]

international phonetic alphabet

nah im messing w u

why is my internet so terrible

[restive barn]

js tell me the noise

bro my internet is SO TERRIBLE

dfvbsgvfsgf

gsd

sdg

[azure mirage]

his internet

[wild ledge]

transfeminine military autism my beloved 🙏

[azure mirage]

oh my days

[humble iris]

did all that work for people to still ask questions here after being told to check pins

how do you feel about this

[azure mirage]

yeah

[snow plover]

so is there going to be another version released in an few weeks or longer?

[dreamy bridge]

This is gonna be the BEST week of the year

I cant wait

[sudden ravine]

fr

[dark folio]

Maybe

[sudden ravine]

me too

[small cairn]

beyonds aimed to become the most realistic vr game ever, gore and physics wise and gun realism wise

[restive barn]

hei tell me the noise please

ty

[latent moon]

holdon gotta learn the ipa rq

[spice minnow]

I heard game is releasing today

[obtuse tiger]

the mine craft movie came out this year tho

[azure mirage]

TODAY NEW DEMO NAMED STEAMFEST THATS GONNA BE AVAILABLE FOR A WEEK
do you understand that

[humble iris]

u know whats gonna be a better week

when the full EA comes out

[azure mirage]

@spice minnow

[dark folio]

halfsword release will get mores sales than gta 6 trust me

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-wrong-mistake-gif-11674436

[azure mirage]

no

[restive barn]

u know what ipa is?

[sudden ravine]

blade and scorcery aint got shit on half sword

[spice minnow]

Another demo

[azure mirage]

YES

[clever vault]

i will finally be able run small bulwark without my game lagging

[small cairn]

its not even confirmed tho

[dark folio]

Aw dang it

[royal hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/boner-alert-rihanna-gif-5734242

[small cairn]

it can be any day this week

[royal hemlock]

Just read the latest pinned comment:

[azure mirage]

it is

[latent moon]

international phonetic alphabet
your earlier message went through just now

[signal wedge]

you are obviously a warthunderer

[small cairn]

IT CAN BE ANY DAY THIS WEEK

[obtuse tiger]

is tho

[azure mirage]

where did you get that info

[humble iris]

it will most likey be after the fest

[wild ledge]

nope i would never touch that cancer

[humble iris]

since the fest is around a week long

[latent moon]

so the czech ch is [x]
but the czech letter "Ř" is even funnier,being [r̝̊]

[azure mirage]

what

[restive barn]

oh

[obtuse tiger]

any day most likey tdy

[snow plover]

i needed that to be slapped to my face to understand most things tho, so a new demo for an week and it'll be gone

[azure mirage]

what's he even talking about

[small cairn]

because just because steamfest is starting, dont mean halfswords demo is quite yet really

[azure mirage]

I'm so ocnfused

[obtuse tiger]

vhat goes to fast

[restive barn]

dude thats actually quite easy to pronounce

[azure mirage]

what are you talking about 😭

[signal wedge]

then you are no prophet

[sudden ravine]

are we talking about the demo update or ea

[small cairn]

nah it will be under the fast as steamfest lets u try games demos

[azure mirage]

I'm talking that steamfest demo will be today

[azure mirage]

yeah

[restive barn]

voiceless velar fricative, i believe

wait

[sudden ravine]

oh good

[obtuse tiger]

ok

[small cairn]

ur telling me ur 100% sure the test is coming today?

[humble iris]

EA

[supple ember]

I’m confused when did they say they were dropping it today? Steam fest is from 13th-20th, couldn’t it be anywhere in that time frame?

[obtuse tiger]

ahhh

[obtuse tiger]

ok

[azure mirage]

steamfest will be today?

[sudden ravine]

thanks

[small cairn]

THATS more my question

[sleek gull]

Desire is fillin ggaps in people's heads.

[obtuse tiger]

you can play the ea for a whole week

soon

[azure mirage]

from what I've got told from others

[wild ledge]

arma milsimmer, occasional DCS pilot, hard science fiction worldbuilder

[prisma saffron]

most games participating in steamfest show their new demos on the first day

[azure mirage]

it's not gonna be ea

[small cairn]

lil breads question is more my question

[obtuse tiger]

close to EA

some things missing

[neat crow]

Huh

[supple ember]

I pray it’s today

[obtuse tiger]

yh

[humble iris]

can we refer to the week test as steamfest version so we arent getting confused

[neat crow]

I think it'll be today but that's a good point

[royal hemlock]

There's gonna be a lot more in this game than I was expecting

[signal wedge]

it's not gang

[prisma saffron]

we will just have to see

[royal hemlock]

Huzzah

[supple ember]

But I very well could be within this week

[dapper coral]

Clarification for everyone.
A limited edition demo with more features not the full early access is slated to release for a week, starting with steam nextfest.
The confusion is whether this limited edition drops at the beginning or end of nextfest. Of which I am also unsure of.

[signal wedge]

Or is it?

[snow plover]

so it'll be here for an week and swipe away from our hands like babies with candies?

[vapid hull]

Ww1 37mm shell

[wild ledge]

yoooooooo

goated !!

[clever vault]

well since the limited demo lasts a week and steam fest also lasts a week, i’d assume that it would be released on day one of next fest and be taken away from us on the last day

[dapper coral]

I would be very surprised if this special demo released today but here's to hoping.
It does make sense for it to if it lasts a week, true

[humble iris]

isnt the whole idea of this fest to promote upcomming demos and games

[sleek gull]

40 years of gaming has taught me that nothing is true, until it is.

So while i'm hyped, I am not willing to have my mind made up on anything until there is a message in Annoncements, or the Steam Page is updated.

[dapper coral]

yeah

[clever vault]

yes

[dreamy bridge]

But the day one is today no?

[dapper coral]

Yeah this mainly, I haven't seen an official announcement yet so I'm holding my guts till then.

[clever vault]

yes

[obtuse tiger]

no it will be out for a week not the whole of steam fest but will come out in steam fest so we think day one

[dreamy bridge]

So probably is today the release?

[clever vault]

probably

[neat crow]

It's likely

[obtuse tiger]

steam page got a trailer added

privet

[humble iris]

high chances but dont disappoint yourselves if it doesnt

[obtuse tiger]

private trailer

[neat crow]

Wait what

[wild ledge]

would show you my musket but i dont have image perms -_-

[prisma saffron]

true

you can see that they added it it on steam DB

[humble iris]

does it work

[dreamy bridge]

But of the game or of steam

[dapper coral]

It seems very odd for HSGames to not announce the nextfest demo on this discord or steam yet though.

[sleek gull]

Which Steam Page? I see the same video that has been there for a long time.

[wild ledge]

it was built in 1863 and the firing chamber is a little rusted so I don't shoot projectiles out of it. I do use it for reenactment tho

[dreamy bridge]

In the wip they did it

[sudden ravine]

maybe soon

8mins

[soft osprey]

They will im sure, probably when it starts. As it hasn’t started yet

[humble iris]

sad but thats still sick af

[wild ledge]

yeah it is

[obtuse tiger]

no on steam DB you can see the halfswords steam page had a trailer added thats private rn

we cant see it

[dapper coral]

👁️

[velvet halo]

eye

[dapper coral]

I would assume that this "limited edition" demo can just be played once it ends if it hasn't been uninstalled

[prisma saffron]

i hate saying this

[dapper coral]

omw to save it somewhere safe

[prisma saffron]

but we will just have to wait n see

[vapid hull]

YOU HAVE A MUSKET???

[sleek gull]

That could be prep work. It may Get an update. But it hasn't yet. Which is what I mean, until it is visible to everyone on that page, I hold my excitement.

[vapid hull]

THATS SO COOL

[prisma saffron]

2 hours

[humble iris]

people will probably just back up the files

[velvet halo]

cant people just save it a keep playingn it

[wild ledge]

yes a springfield model 1863 type 1. funny rifled caplock

[dapper coral]

Yeah probably, just not downloadable through official means afterwards

[humble iris]

it might be only an issue if you distribute it

[obtuse tiger]

I ment to reply to a chat in my discord server

[humble iris]

so dont do that

[restive barn]

i hate uvular sounds

[obtuse tiger]

mb

[prisma saffron]

another reason why it might not come

[sudden ravine]

its gonna be 3am for me 💔

[prisma saffron]

stay strong

[neat crow]

Where do you see this?

[velvet halo]

dont give them ideas

[dark folio]

Sleep can wait

[obtuse tiger]

korya

[dreamy bridge]

Wdym 2 hours?

[prisma saffron]

but if you must sleep, youll wake up to the new trailer

[dreamy bridge]

Only?

[obtuse tiger]

steam db

[dapper coral]

Realistically I see nextfest demo coming mid-nextfest, then downloadable period lasting after it ends

[sudden ravine]

oh yea nah

[dreamy bridge]

To release?

[prisma saffron]

till next fest

[humble iris]

2 hours until fest

[clever vault]

i thought it’s in 3

[humble iris]

its been an hour

[dapper coral]

Or at bare minimum, updated demo might take an extra hour or 2 after nextfest officially starts

[lost raven]

Just... Just a couple more hours...

[dapper coral]

Due to various timing related reasons

[solemn holly]

nextfest starts at 12:00 PM EST

[humble iris]

wrong

1 pm est

[dapper coral]

1:00

[clever vault]

1

[solemn holly]

1

[vapid hull]

Very very very nice

[velvet halo]

3

[solemn holly]

1:00 est

[humble iris]

stinky PST timezones

[vapid hull]

I want a flintlock in some capacity

[dapper coral]

If it releases at all today I expect the demo update to be at around 3:00

[clever vault]

pst-est is 4 hours?

[hallow anvil]

Guys is this gonna be like blood update?

[vapid hull]

Nor sure specifics

[prisma saffron]

ima go to the park with my mother

[sudden ravine]

anyone aest 💔

[humble iris]

Is it not 3

[dapper coral]

Usually its kinda difficult to be super on the dot with releases like that

[prisma saffron]

and when im back maybe i can watch the trailer

[hallow anvil]

I'm talking about the mass hysteria

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[obtuse tiger]

yes

[humble iris]

is that australian

[soft osprey]

You mean a shit show in here? Yeah can’t wait

[clever vault]

idk atp

[sudden ravine]

yes

[humble iris]

rip

[clever vault]

upside down man

[obtuse tiger]

@prisma saffron send the new gore system video please

[humble iris]

your a day ahead of us

[hallow anvil]

Me neither, oh boy we're gonna hate it I cant wait

[vapid hull]

I put out an application just to help

[prisma saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[sudden ravine]

its tuesday rn

[obtuse tiger]

thank u

[sudden ravine]

the americans just got bombed

[onyx cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/zendaya-let-me-calm-down-chill-out-cool-down-deep-breath-gif-13533387889925739556

[humble iris]

good luck bro ur in the future

[tacit brook]

Is it true new demo and trailer comes out tomorrow

[humble iris]

not again

[sudden ravine]

at exactly 12:57am

[humble iris]

😱

[supple ember]

How are you living in the future

[uneven jacinth]

AH LI LI LI AH LI LAS

[clever vault]

loser he has to wait an extra day

[tacit brook]

It’s not happening is it 😢

[velvet halo]

October 13 - Steam Next Fest: October 2025 begins at 10am PDT; set your demo live (or opt out if your plans have changed) before 10am PDT. wait what

[obtuse tiger]

new gore

[velvet halo]

whats pdt

[tacit brook]

Thank god they’re fixing it

[humble iris]

PST

[uneven jacinth]

شباب

[sudden ravine]

cant wait to become a serial killer

[dreamy bridge]

How do u know

[humble iris]

Pacific Time

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[tacit brook]

I just do

[clever vault]

why is willie’s back so defined and muscular

[obtuse tiger]

charictor creator

[slow anchor]

They decided to make him lore accurate

[supple ember]

Its Frank

[uneven jacinth]

THIS IS AI

[supple ember]

NOT ai

[uneven jacinth]

OK IM SRY

[supple ember]

ITS OKAY

WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS

[prisma saffron]

BECAUSE WERE EXCITED

FOR

[humble iris]

AI!!!!!

[obtuse tiger]

IDK

[supple ember]

OH

[prisma saffron]

THE TRAILER

[unkempt pivot]

= October, 13 at 7:00PM UTC+2

[sudden ravine]

HALF SWORDDD

[obtuse tiger]

HAPPY

AHH

[supple ember]

MAKES SENSE I GUESS

[clever vault]

2 HOURS

[humble iris]

HALF SWORD 2 HOURS

[sudden ravine]

YAAAAAAAAYY

[obtuse tiger]

WILLIE HAS A BIG WILLIE

[snow plover]

WILLY

[clever vault]

I THINK

[supple ember]

4 MORE YEARS

[prisma saffron]

yes

[humble iris]

HALFSWORD TODAY!!!!

[clever vault]

YEEEAAAHH

[sudden ravine]

2 HOURSSS

[humble iris]

@soft osprey ARE YOU READY

[uneven jacinth]

whatr is that real

[supple ember]

HALFSWORD WILL HOPEFULLY BE TODAY BUT IT VERY WELL COULD NOT BE

[prisma saffron]

28 MORE YEARS

[sudden ravine]

PLS POST IN THE ANNOUNCEMENTS

[humble iris]

2 HOURS UNTIL HALFSWORD

[dreamy bridge]

Its confirmes?

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[steel wren]

no way

[clever vault]

say that again

[prisma saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[snow plover]

bruh

[steel wren]

🥹

[uneven jacinth]

yesssassssssssss

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-steal-rtype-your-meme-is-mine-notice-of-meme-acquisition-rtype-final2-gif-21624748

[humble iris]

HALFSWORD!!!!

[snow plover]

what is this and why is this

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlocked-geometry-dash-meme-gif-25586237

[sudden ravine]

im making willie do this

[rain lintel]

Nah that gif is wild

[unkempt pivot]

For Steam Next Fest, yes, for update/pre-EA/announcement, no one know

[dreamy bridge]

yay gd

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/vanisio-tidal-wave-gif-4209218122757000651

[small cairn]

FRANKLIN!!!! YOU GREEDY PRICK!!

[tough yew]

youre crazy for that reference

[prisma saffron]

where are you

[obtuse tiger]

OUT THE MAP WITH JUMP

[humble iris]

they slaughtered my boy michael

[vast birch]

It's next fest day isn't it 🐴

[small cairn]

the goat knows the tech

[prisma saffron]

yes

[tough yew]

Yuh huh

[small cairn]

the goat knows the reference

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[tough yew]

Event hasn’t started yet

[humble iris]

i have never done the other endings

i couldnt kill them

[tough yew]

But it will eventually

[vast birch]

Hype

[small cairn]

me neither

[humble iris]

especially not trevor

trevor is my GUY

[supple ember]

I MAY BE SKIPPING CLASS TODAY SO I DONT MISS ANYTHING

[small cairn]

i find it harder to kill michael

[humble iris]

Im telling your teacher

[small cairn]

hey what if it doesnt release today?

[humble iris]

your failing bud

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[obtuse tiger]

Why you pick him C on top

[supple ember]

MY PROFESSOR DONT CARE LOL ITS JUST A 2 HOUR LECTURE

ALSO WHY WE NOT TALKING IN CAPS ANYMORE?

[tough yew]

Well the event is starting on two hours

[shell bronze]

i'm going back to sleep i thought it'd be live by now

[humble iris]

prepare to manage utter chaos in 1 hour 55 minutes

[small cairn]

i did c allways

[tender flare]

Hi guess

[tender flare]

Guys

Whats the big event today

[supple ember]

LECTURE DOESNT START UNTIL 1PM SOO

[small cairn]

YEEEES

BRO KNOWS THE TECH

[humble iris]

HALFSWORD TODAY!

[small cairn]

YEAHHHHHHH

[tender flare]

Confirmed??

[supple ember]

MAYBE*

[humble iris]

HALFSWORD MAYBE TODAY!!!!

[tender flare]

Ohh

Sick!!!!

[lethal edge]

nope

[hearty cipher]

Half sword today is the way

[humble iris]

i cant wait for the bows

they look sick af

[small cairn]

me neither

[obtuse tiger]

cross

[obtuse tiger]

he crying

[small cairn]

they never said they arent gonna be in the ea demo

[hearty cipher]

Can’t wait for career mode where I’ll buy a Lamborghini

[young saffron]

probably because I broke all of his ribs and then forced him to eat bricks

[humble iris]

like what do you mean i can shoot a 500 pound armor piercing bolt at someone

thats cool

[small cairn]

BRO PARRIE DAND WEAVED ME

NAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slow anchor]

it's blood day all over again

[restive barn]

gn

[small cairn]

I GOT OWNED

[dreamy bridge]

But today only trailer or trailer and demo?

[tough yew]

Thy gossip for those in need of it

[humble iris]

prepare

[snow plover]

how to get to this place in the demo?

[elfin coyote]

ramdom flailing?

[hearty cipher]

Lmao this guys is playing demo

[obtuse tiger]

put 15 sec slow mode on

[humble iris]

You have an hour and 52 minutes

[small cairn]

we all are

[tough yew]

It hasn’t become insane yet..

[vast birch]

I need it

[small cairn]

PREPARE FOR CHAOS

nah put 10

put 10 or else i will kill a child

uh

uh

[hearty cipher]

Im playing early access already in my head, we are not the same

[small cairn]

a child my age

cuz im a child

tehe

oof i saved it there

[humble iris]

do not put any slowdown

i need to express

[small cairn]

we need some slow

10

[tender flare]

Half sword jumpscare

[tough yew]

Not yet not yet

[dreamy bridge]

Wait in the fest we Will have a demo no? It isnt justa simple trailer no?

[velvet halo]

wait not update

[tough yew]

We shall see

[velvet halo]

no

[soft osprey]

No slow mode until chaos

This is fine

[small cairn]

HOLY SHIIIIIII

[obtuse tiger]

Alr

[tough yew]

We’re getting a showcase and apparently by some old quote by piere a build

[humble iris]

if we all are well behaved no slowmode

(never happening)

[obtuse tiger]

John halfsword looking skills

[dreamy bridge]

So no demo?

[tough yew]

Party poopers exist yknow

[humble iris]

yeah goodbye to that guys neck

[young saffron]

you need halg sword enhancer and you have to jump up to one of the corners of the map and land where I took the screenshot

[humble iris]

hardest part is landing

[hearty cipher]

All you need is love and early access

[latent moon]

so dramatic 🙄

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-death-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-6581654474224596036

[glad tundra]

[velvet halo]

thank

[latent moon]

"you've been gnomed" ahh brave stand

[small cairn]

this is an edit i made of somebody elses clip

then i made another and went full chaos

[snow plover]

i thought getting out of the fence area will auto ko you or something like going under the fence

[royal hemlock]

Long live the king.

[small cairn]

not with invincible on

[obtuse tiger]

you can fit under it

[humble iris]

unless u win first itnwont

[young saffron]

you need imortality to be able to do it

[humble iris]

and that

[small cairn]

4 replies

LOL

[snow plover]

ahh okay chat thanks

[small cairn]

violins seemingly love to assault willie

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[snow plover]

i was going to play dark and darker but the thought of an block area brings me back

[obtuse tiger]

At least the axe is less op

[small cairn]

that is a plus

[unkempt pivot]

Use a pickaxe and shout "Rock and stone!"

[obtuse tiger]

elite refrence

[small cairn]

ah look a table in the background

[cursive fjord]

Why did Freak do that to Willma? Is he mean?

[obtuse tiger]

what abt it

[near flower]

is this like

a

real

leak

[obtuse tiger]

yh

[trail pivot]

[near flower]

where did you find that

[obtuse tiger]

they posted it

[small cairn]

table!

[obtuse tiger]

theres already tables

[near flower]

and why is everybody freaking out saying update today

[obtuse tiger]

toy can spawn

[snow plover]

so will having a buff willie or fat willie save me from slashing a bit more? maybe even a bbl

[obtuse tiger]

cuz there is

[small cairn]

1 week EA demo apparently coming out today in like 1 and a half hour

[near flower]

oh my god

[velvet halo]

syay

[near flower]

ive waited all my life for thsi

[velvet halo]

yay

YAY
Y

[near flower]

🥺

[velvet halo]

hey

you little level one turd

you can talk here

[small cairn]

its the final countdown

[obtuse tiger]

thank u i couldnt find it and people saying im lying earlyer