halfsword-chat-⚔

[velvet halo]

WHYY

[mental kelp]

Free showcase 🤑

[velvet halo]

WHYYYy

WHYY

BRO NO UPDATE

WHy

[prisma saffron]

50/50

[velvet halo]

WHAT AM I EVEN PLAY FOR

I HATE THIS GAME

[velvet halo]

oh

[torpid siren]

is the tier above full armor supposed to be just a guy in a purple shirt?

[velvet halo]

nvm

[coarse jay]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[mental kelp]

yes this whhat I mean by showcase

[velvet halo]

one week is kinda bad

[mental kelp]

this is wat steam fest is for

[prisma saffron]

Ah ok

[shell bronze]

mfs when their nearly-random predictions are actually random and don't stick the landing 😂😂😂

[velvet halo]

SUHT IT

[prisma saffron]

Stabber so you will get something playable

[shell bronze]

sorry choom we rely only on official sources

dont get your hopes up for speculation and you will never be disappointed

[prisma saffron]

All will be revealed

[coarse jay]

Speculation is what drives economies what do you mean

[prisma saffron]

I mean it is steam next fest, most games do that

[shell bronze]

pinned messages and faq got everything you need to know

or should know

[shell bronze]

that's why my portfolio is big yes

[amber vessel]

Im never disappointed because my standards are astronomically low

[shell bronze]

see this is a great example of how to think
everyone should be like this person

[prisma saffron]

Besides the build that might not even exist hehe, im still excited for the trailer

[amber vessel]

The has been in demo for a long time

WHATS NINETEEN MORE YEARS

[mental kelp]

Day one of EA if I throw a cut and it doesn't bind and act exactly like irl then its over for Half Sword

[prisma saffron]

bind?

[amber vessel]

Get caught

[coarse jay]

how long has it been in demo?

[velvet halo]

2 years

[blissful yarrow]

If I don’t have to physically grab my Feder and throw a mittlehau at my PC tower, I’m gonna be disappointed.

[prisma saffron]

October 2023

[shell bronze]

you actually cut the other guy's sword in half Hollywood style

[coarse jay]

What if we all go to the devs house with pitchforks and knifes and force them to make multiplayer

[shell bronze]

then the multiplayer would suck balls

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-im-out-gif-15233050

[coarse jay]

At least it will be the main focus

[velvet halo]

so ganrteed upadte twmr

right?

[prisma saffron]

Local is better than nothing

[shell bronze]

multiplayer fiends when they cant play online for whatever reason

[prisma saffron]

Will still be the good old high stakes combat

[coarse jay]

think about it we just have them hostage

[shell bronze]

sorry choom we enjoy a well polished single player experience

[sand herald]

Parries are so nice here

[coarse jay]

same but I also like going into combat with my friends and against them

Lets just force the multiplayer

[velvet halo]

bro how do you use the game s auto parry or you parry some of them

[velvet halo]

your crazy

[sand herald]

Love this way of stabbing

[shell bronze]

i just work with it

[velvet halo]

ANSWER ME

[velvet halo]

oh

[shell bronze]

some things you get a feel for

[shell bronze]

do not demand an answer from me good sire for it makes me want to answer you less

[velvet halo]

what graphics

do you use

[shell bronze]

high graphics dx12 1440p

[velvet halo]

sorry sir

how much fps do you get

[shell bronze]

60 locked

[velvet halo]

oh

[shell bronze]

my gpu usage is about 50-70%

[lusty cove]

i know

[velvet halo]

why do you lower it

[shell bronze]

i like the stability

[velvet halo]

dont

60 fps is for dirtty console

not us pc gods

[velvet halo]

WE SHOULD ONLY GET 200 FPS IN EVERY GAME

[shell bronze]

i use frame generation to get 120 so i can't really be bothered to actually achieve 120

[velvet halo]

no way frame gen give you 60 frames

[shell bronze]

i have one of the top all AMD builds in this server as well so

[velvet halo]

i dont even have that option

how do yo uget frame gen

[shell bronze]

fluid motion frames 2.1

[velvet halo]

where do i find it

do you notice the ai frames

or is it so short you dont notice

[shell bronze]

plays fine to me

big difference compared to the 60 without input lag

[shell bronze]

amd software

[velvet halo]

oh

[sacred apex]

How fast can you complete a fist play without spin kick

[velvet halo]

what is rh1_dx12

[shell bronze]

sometimes you get a lucky punch in

usually i grab the other guy with left hand and beat his face in with right hand until he goes down

[shell bronze]

dont know

[sacred apex]

I just got a 11.21

[lusty cove]

guys this is my new mask

[sacred apex]

8.35

[sacred apex]

8.12

[velvet halo]

john what are you graphis and how much fps do you get

[shell bronze]

the double ping is crazy

let that man type

[sand herald]

💀

[velvet halo]

what double ping

[sand herald]

i have a 4070ti and i capped my fps to 240

it's probably around the 200ish range on average

that's also why I play on medium for better performance

[velvet halo]

you know at the bottom of graphis

whats the 11 and 12 thing do

what is rh1_dx12

[sand herald]

what

[velvet halo]

thisd

rh1_dx12

do you see that

[sand herald]

dx11 and dx12 are different versions of microsoft's graphics API

i typically use dx11

[runic lynx]

^me after a night with ur mom

[sacred apex]

I have really good graphics when ever it's a duel or if a group fight, when slo mo, but if not 3 fps, why

[velvet halo]

oh ok thanks what about vsync

[sand herald]

i have it disabled

[velvet halo]

what does it do

[sacred apex]

Matches refresh rate to fps

[sand herald]

prevents screen tearing by syncing your fps with your monitor's refresh rate

[velvet halo]

ok

[lusty cove]

you after you try to spead up you dirty fuck

[velvet halo]

thast all one more thing

how do i train

to get on the half sword seven

[sacred apex]

Play the game

[velvet halo]

sabber

member of the hs7

stabber

[sand herald]

i don't know

[velvet halo]

how do you train

member of the hs7

[sand herald]

how i play probably isn't for everyone, but i can give some general advice

[velvet halo]

oh tell me meme of hs7

memeber

[lapis marsh]

well you gotta be very good

and pretty active

[velvet halo]

i am verygood

[lapis marsh]

doubt

[lusty cove]

this is what will happen to you if you even breath in my direction

[sand herald]

a good goal is to get comfortable with different types of weapons to the point of consistently winning matches, and this typically involves acquiring a good sense of timing and spacing as well as mouse control

[lapis marsh]

lmao shut up edgelord

[lapis marsh]

or pick a weapon you like the feel of, and master it

[grim hull]

what is the half sword 7

[lusty cove]

right

[sand herald]

and you can't really get here unless you play, a lot, with the intent of sharpening up different areas of your own gameplay

[sacred apex]

You don't need a 4070ti to get good graphics, I have a 3050 and it looks the same if not better

[velvet halo]

dont mess with him hes dangerous

and crazy

[lapis marsh]

yeah sure

[shell bronze]

to be hs7 is to be iconic

[grim hull]

what is that

[lapis marsh]

we need our special hs7 role

[shell bronze]

the halfcord A-team

[grim hull]

cringe

[sand herald]

yeah, you don't necessarily need a 4070ti. i have my settings as they are because it allows me to move faster since the game's physics are tied to FPS

[shell bronze]

i will say goofy, your position is under heavy contention by autumn and like 2 other guys

[lapis marsh]

theres two MORE???

[shell bronze]

yeah they kinda all want a piece of you since the other guys are defending their positions well enough

[lapis marsh]

they aint ogs tho so they dont count

[velvet halo]

MEMBERs OF THE MOST DANGEOURS CLAN IN ALL OF HALF SWORD THESE PEOPLE ON THE CLASS HAVE DONE SOME EVIL TO GET ON THIS CLAN THESE PEOPLE ARE CAZRY AT THERE OWN CRAFTH EACH DIFFERENT FORM THE REST SEPRATEING THEM FORM THE REST OF THE HS DISCORD THESE 7 MEMMBERS CAN STOP THE WORLD OF HALF SWORD

[shell bronze]

not my words btw

[sacred apex]

I mean, i only have a problem because I have a peice of shit cpu

[grim hull]

fire. love the enthusiasm.

[astral raven]

bunch of suit worshiping......

[velvet halo]

thanks

[lapis marsh]

yeah worship us bitch

[velvet halo]

DONT MESS WITH THE HS7

[astral raven]

worship this dick

[velvet halo]

OH ON YOU MADE HIM ANGRY

[lapis marsh]

ight not gonna get petty here lmao

[shell bronze]

back on half sword for some live clips straight from the clipboard

[lapis marsh]

i know ragebait when i see it

[astral raven]

bro what XDD

[shell bronze]

you have wisened up so much

[astral raven]

a bird with nuts lol

[shell bronze]

proud of you goofy

[lusty cove]

lol

[shell bronze]

that vid seems questionable

[lusty cove]

its fine dw

[shell bronze]

that is an ai-generated image of a bird donning human privates

i don't think it's a very good thing to post here

[lusty cove]

yup which is posted on yt instagram and alot of other platforms with strict moderation

[velvet halo]

huh

where

[lusty cove]

and besides it isnt real

[lapis marsh]

bro speedrunning getting banned

[astral raven]

of male homosapian variety might we add for clarification 🤓

[shell bronze]

arguing realness is like telling me drawn nsfw is not nsfw

but since it's a grey area i'll let it be for now

[lusty cove]

W

[astral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-cat-funny-cat-flashbang-flashbang-gif-8479999063609699416

[shell bronze]

fodder hours

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-21707171

[median moat]

🥺 early access when 🥺 🤤 <@&1082268784993251408>

[shell bronze]

bruh

[lapis marsh]

HE DID NOT JUST PING ADMIN FOR THAT

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

[prisma saffron]

bro

[lapis marsh]

dude we might actually need an iq test to let people in

[shell bronze]

mcwonder is online so i'm just gonna see what he says

[humble iris]

execution

no words

instantaneous eradication

[shell bronze]

it's common sense to not ping management for reasons like that

but to answer your question early access quarter 4 this year

[median moat]

🙂

[shell bronze]

reacting with tomato emojis and doubling down on the ping isn't a very good look

just letting that be known

https://tenor.com/view/in-the-hood-gif-25809307

[proud zenith]

idk where to go to get modz

[shell bronze]

#modders-guild-hall

[proud zenith]

tyy

[shell bronze]

pinned in that channel should have enhancer

good mod to get you started

[proud zenith]

alr tysm

[lapis marsh]

hot tip

[shell bronze]

what a sneaky little feinting guy

[lapis marsh]

dont ping admins to ask when early access is

[sacred apex]

Do yall ever go to commoner and jusy rip people up with the sword

Just*

[prisma saffron]

Is blood red

[sacred apex]

No it's blue

[lapis marsh]

no its actually yellow

[plain token]

Bnib

[shell bronze]

super fun

my favorite pastime

[shell bronze]

good things will happen if the issue persists

for now bygones are bygones

[lapis marsh]

my ass BETTER get moderator soon bruh

[rain lintel]

ea is getting delayed for everytime someone pings mods for when it releases

[shell bronze]

saying that immediately gets you put on the blacklist for not being mod

[lapis marsh]

we will all be dead

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rahhhhhh-gif-27404668

ok broski

[proud zenith]

how do i clip thing

s

[shell bronze]

been saying this since before i even got good at this game
every time people ask a #faq or pinned question early access gets delayed by 24 hours

[hollow delta]

"i am so lonely" lookin ahh

[shell bronze]

steam

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gullible-cat-gif-10045432096842980672

[sacred apex]

How do you soin kick, cuz no matter how high my sensitivity is, it stops after a point

[shell bronze]

they have built-in clip software

[shell bronze]

hold shift

[odd fjord]

bootlicker

[lapis marsh]

ok bro

maybe i enjoy this game and want to help the discord server

have you considered that

[shell bronze]

pro tip: publicly announcing your intent to and/or pressing the matter of becoming a moderator is a pretty taboo thing to do

from one good friend to another i give you this advice

[lapis marsh]

idgaf about taboos gang

but ok i will stop

[shell bronze]

the people in charge of making you one sure do

[median moat]

ok...Bootlicker 🙂

[lapis marsh]

ok bro

[hollow delta]

bro is never getting mod 😭 🥀

[humble iris]

dont fall for the bait

[lapis marsh]

i aint

[shell bronze]

i didn't even want to be a mod choom this random BUM from the mod team just told me i should apply so i did and somehow someway they blackmailed me into being a mod

[lapis marsh]

i reach new levels of not caring every day

[median moat]

said the liar

[shell bronze]

ok let's not get started

[lapis marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015133624552673313/1352486118288789586/togif.gif

[signal wedge]

pardon

[median moat]

Jarvis, clip that

[shell bronze]

YOU DID THIS TO ME.

I DIDN'T ASK TO BE PUT IN THIS

[lapis marsh]

MOD FIGHT MOD FIGHT

[shell bronze]

GILDED THRONE

WHY DID YOU CONDEMN ME TO THIS FATE

[signal wedge]

I WILL EAT YOUR EYES

[lapis marsh]

you can leave at any time gang

[humble iris]

who wouldnt love having power

[shell bronze]

(thanks for the opportunity and recommendation my good sir)

[signal wedge]

I WILL SLURP THE NERVES CONNECTING YOUR EYES TO YOUR BRAIN LIKE FUCKING SPAGHETTI

[signal wedge]

(No problem gang)

[shell bronze]

do not fucking try me

[lapis marsh]

a duel shall decide this

[shell bronze]

imminent doom awaits you

[signal wedge]

I literally live doom

[shell bronze]

damn he got me there

yo what's with the reaction vomit

[lapis marsh]

can we ban for reaction spam

[median moat]

fuh naw!

[valid smelt]

If online duels get added, mods should be decided based on who wins

Middle ages type shi

[lapis marsh]

truth nuke

[median moat]

🫃

[valid smelt]

Loser becomes a personal fool for the king himself

[lapis marsh]

real

[simple garden]

half sword tomorrow

[shell bronze]

sounds fun

[lapis marsh]

half sword yesterday

[shell bronze]

half sword never

game getting canceled

[lapis marsh]

half sword always

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[lapis marsh]

death is temporary half sword is eternal

[valid smelt]

Half sword never, full sword on the other hand...

[shell bronze]

full sword

[lapis marsh]

two swords

[valid smelt]

Average half sword player trying not to make a full sword joke (impossible)

[lapis marsh]

that's MY joke bruh

[valid smelt]

Proof? Source?

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1322582358070792274/togif.gif

[lapis marsh]

dude the amount of times i saw this typa shit im my schools

[shell bronze]

back to spamming clips

[shell bronze]

with the amount of people who are children/act like children/have the mental age of children in this server we need it

[valid smelt]

How many hours do you have?

[shell bronze]

implementing 17/18+ will solve 80% of issues

[shell bronze]

600

[valid smelt]

Sheesh

I have like 90 only

[lapis marsh]

sheeesh

[lapis marsh]

lobster jumpscare

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-blue-lobster-bluelobster-funny-gore-gif-10055099326853271144

[median moat]

it is a shrimp you bastard

[lapis marsh]

nah its a lobster

[median moat]

🦞

this is a lobster

[lapis marsh]

now thats a shrimp;

[velvet halo]

no it is a turtle

[shell bronze]

fodder

[median moat]

true

[shell bronze]

wtf that's a crab

[lapis marsh]

carcination

[shell bronze]

man flung the sword at me tf

[lapis marsh]

bro emitted that shit

[shell bronze]

call of duty grenade dropping perk

[lapis marsh]

REAL

[velvet halo]

do you guys use the slow down time thing

[lapis marsh]

f button

[shell bronze]

i don't

[lapis marsh]

he doesn't

[shell bronze]

i doesn't

[simple garden]

thon does not

[lapis marsh]

does not he

[shell bronze]

d

[simple garden]

does he not

[shell bronze]

i not

[simple garden]

he not

[lapis marsh]

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[simple garden]

because

[humble iris]

@shell bronze is my fit tuff so far

[simple garden]

blu

[humble iris]

i dont know why theres a slimmer of red in there but i spent way too long trying to get the hat to be correct so im not gonna mess with it!!!

[shell bronze]

@lapis marsh dude the fodder is insane

[shell bronze]

contrast is always fun

[shell bronze]

good fit

[humble iris]

thank you thank you

now i gotta do the complicated part 🙏

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-skeleton-banging-shield-raggghhh-tatas-skeleton-gif-285383495768827336

[shell bronze]

and that is

[little verge]

#faq

[shell bronze]

lmao

[humble iris]

giving the save with the sword this clothing

so much json and sav shit 😭

had to ask ai on what any of this really means

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rahhhhhh-gif-27404668

[lapis marsh]

bro dont ask ai omg

[humble iris]

no it worked

[lapis marsh]

dont just default to ai everytime you need to know something

[humble iris]

i dont

[shell bronze]

at least the hard part is done

[humble iris]

i have a general idea now so this shouldnt take an hour and a half like the first part 🙏

[shell bronze]

ok enough commoner bullying

we enter da leaguez

[zinc wraith]

hi

[lapis marsh]

top tier

[lapis marsh]

#faq

[shell bronze]

hi

[lapis marsh]

please read it

[lapis marsh]

nice incorrect reply

[shell bronze]

yeah ikr

[lapis marsh]

major skill issue

[velvet halo]

might be joining the hs7 today

[shell bronze]

watch your tone you inferior red roled thing

[lapis marsh]

mods hes abusing power

[lapis marsh]

cap

[humble iris]

not cap

he has the most skill

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gullible-cat-gif-10045432096842980672

[humble iris]

ive ever seen in all of hs

[lapis marsh]

glaze

[shell bronze]

there is no mod abuse in halfcord

only justice

[lapis marsh]

there is no war in sa bing se

[signal wedge]

you know what goofy guy

bewup

bewup

[shell bronze]

true!!!!!!!!!!

[shell bronze]

boowomp

[humble iris]

ok cool i fixed it

[shell bronze]

commoner boss becomes playable and struggles against mace user

[velvet halo]

SHUT IT

look at second match

[velvet halo]

you think your good pal

[shell bronze]

i do actually

[mental kelp]

embarassing isnt it

[humble iris]

time to sleep

goodnight fellas

[shell bronze]

where the clip spam at

[shell bronze]

sleep well

[mental kelp]

Not at pc

[humble iris]

tyty

[mental kelp]

Tomorrow may be steam fest but it is also the HS day of reckoning

[velvet halo]

yes john half sword borther

[shell bronze]

tomorrow halfcord weeps at the influx of newgens and rotted brains

[velvet halo]

good thing im old gen\

[signal wedge]

cap

[velvet halo]

no cap

[signal wedge]

yes cap

[azure mirage]

joined January 20 2025

[signal wedge]

yeah I'm one day older than you therefore I am superior

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[mental kelp]

not only that I am compiling the suggestion. the half sword hit piece is on its way for delivery.

No stone unturned

[azure mirage]

they call him stone turner

[lapis marsh]

Wdym tomorrow

It always weeps

[lapis marsh]

Jan 11

[quartz nimbus]

remember. form is important

[shell bronze]

shift + space + spin

[quartz nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1344222175993004032/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_-_2025-02-09T090958.006.mp4?ex=68ed5eb5&is=68ec0d35&hm=b7ff62608141cebbdae99149a4e7bf1efaa603decaae93d2763f8c7c6100747e&

[quartz nimbus]

I am beating this dudes ass

[lusty cove]

mutilated his ass while he was standing

[shell bronze]

lip removal service

[shell bronze]

damn that backswing hurt

[elfin coyote]

a commoner punching defenceless beggars, what a shame

[dreamy rock]

Mace is peak

[velvet halo]

mace is shit

2 inch mace vc

vs 7 inch sword

[dreamy rock]

Bonk your hands broken

Bonk your leg is broken

[elfin coyote]

blunt damage in the game is really good

[velvet halo]

ima bonk your head

[elfin coyote]

any blunt damage is great

[dreamy rock]

Try me shorty

[velvet halo]

try me now

[dreamy rock]

Mid

[mental kelp]

You can clip out the half of the video that shows absolutely nothing 🥀

[shell bronze]

congratulations on graduating from pink university @velvet halo

[velvet halo]

thanks i feel more happy

i wont feel happy if half sowrd

sword

dosent upadte

[shell bronze]

blunt damage is wild in this game

[velvet halo]

dang im level 3

whats max levle

[lapis marsh]

69

[velvet halo]

adsada

[dreamy rock]

Blunt damage allowed me to dominate in the armored tiers, pitchfork for the bottom.

[elfin coyote]

the nerf of the battle staff was heart breaking to me

double battle staff in the abyss was wild

[elfin coyote]

?

[dreamy rock]

Candlestick sweeps

[elfin coyote]

yes

no doubt in that

[prisma saffron]

i have dreams in the arena

[elfin coyote]

which are?

[dreamy rock]

I’m sorry you dream about England

[prisma saffron]

Half sword is HRE

[prisma saffron]

Idk im just there

[quartz nimbus]

these beggars live and breathe hand to hand combat

[elfin coyote]

did he start though?

[velvet halo]

bro i think willie has infinity

[velvet halo]

worng clip

[hollow delta]

"so basically, im gonna put on a full set of armor, and leave my bald head exposed! the player will never be able to defeat me-"

[molten spear]

do gauntlet but only thrusting and spears/billhooks not allowed

[velvet halo]

again

[elfin coyote]

because toe protection is way more important than head protection

[elfin coyote]

so only sword/knife/hammer thrusting

no punches, no kicks, no headbuts?

[frigid folio]

the gauntlet is genuinely whooping my ass, i've been on it two weeks

[runic lynx]

It’s comical how the only hard boss is the commoner boss

[elfin coyote]

the ultimate challenge?

[frigid folio]

made it to the baron and realised i left my modified damage values on and had to reset

[frigid folio]

yeah

i havent played the default gauntlet in so long

[elfin coyote]

happens to all of us

at least me

[frigid folio]

at least when i eventually beat it i can say i never used tweaked damage values

eventually

[elfin coyote]

thats the spirit

another cool challenge after that is postgame abyss

[velvet halo]

can someone spam ping me if they update twmr

rember this

[shell bronze]

crazy bind

[molten spear]

punch thrusting

[elfin coyote]

interesting

I gess no throwing

[warped thunder]

Bro help my game doesnt load

[elfin coyote]

did you put it on max settings?

[timid saddle]

Possibly a no brainer, but is there any lore implications on some of the songs in the OST, like "The last birthday"?

[warped thunder]

No

[prisma saffron]

lackadaisy pfp

[warped thunder]

I just installed it

[prisma saffron]

im sorry idk what to do

[azure mirage]

they wont

[elfin coyote]

how old is your pc?

[warped thunder]

Yea

[warped thunder]

2016

[velvet halo]

how do you know

they said 50 50

[azure mirage]

does it send an error or does it just not load

[velvet halo]

I HATE YOU

[elfin coyote]

1090?

[azure mirage]

you're stupid

[shell bronze]

relax

[warped thunder]

Does Not load AND a bit after just closes

[prisma saffron]

tbh this was months ago now

[velvet halo]

how do you know

[azure mirage]

get out clueless

[prisma saffron]

it really is a 50/50

[azure mirage]

send a vid of you trying to execute the game plesse

[elfin coyote]

it is a heavy game

[warped thunder]

Where

[molten spear]

I mean if u can pull a throw off by thrusting ig

[azure mirage]

dm me it if you dont have enough lvl

[warped thunder]

Okay

[molten spear]

Thr hand armour is so slept on

[elfin coyote]

man such an interesting challenge

[shell bronze]

i'd rather you not call other members stupid

[molten spear]

The punches do so much dmg with them

[azure mirage]

i love hand armor

[molten spear]

So satisfying too

[prisma saffron]

can i preorder the new trailer

[azure mirage]

wha?

[azure mirage]

no

[elfin coyote]

until you face armor

[prisma saffron]

why are you always so serious

and a little sour

[azure mirage]

I'm not always so serious and a little sour my beautiful friend

[azure mirage]

no yeah I know

[prisma saffron]

I feel that way

[shell bronze]

then you know what i mean

[azure mirage]

it's more of a friendly insult if anything

[azure mirage]

not always

[prisma saffron]

well i, me, myself do

[velvet halo]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen2-disney-olaf-thats-normal-normal-gif-25928003

https://tenor.com/view/sad-probpem-frustasi-brokenhearted-coffee-gif-9178915679395298962

[shell bronze]

then my apologies for misreading

unless @velvet halo has an actual problem with it

[velvet halo]

no

[azure mirage]

gg

[prisma saffron]

hes soingebob hes always positive

[velvet halo]

cuz i all ways feel pain

[prisma saffron]

he’ll be okay

oh

[velvet halo]

@azure mirage

[shell bronze]

oh

[velvet halo]

why wont half sword upadtye twmr

[shell bronze]

yeah he's fine keep it moving along

[velvet halo]

pls tewll

[velvet halo]

no i wont

but

https://tenor.com/view/sad-probpem-frustasi-brokenhearted-coffee-gif-9178915679395298962

[elfin coyote]

theyre developing the playtest

[prisma saffron]

early access is really close anyway

[prisma saffron]

they’re developing early access

[elfin coyote]

my mistake

[velvet halo]

but i nee duoate

[azure mirage]

half sword early access will release after steamfest
there will be a steamfest version to try out for a week

[elfin coyote]

wha

date?

[azure mirage]

closest thing you're gonna get from an update is steamfest's version

[prisma saffron]

see stabber

thats tech a update

[azure mirage]

there won't be a update to the demo anymore

[azure mirage]

not really

a whole different version of a game isn't an update since it doesn't change or modify anything of the original demo that's currently available for everyone

[prisma saffron]

youll have fun with the next fest version

[elfin coyote]

how does the steamfest work anyway?

[prisma saffron]

and EA is shortly after

[azure mirage]

show game version demo

[shell bronze]

this move is so fun

[prisma saffron]

think aboutnit

[elfin coyote]

so "free"

[velvet halo]

isnt that a pudate

wait is steam updateing hal

sword

or is half sowrd

[prisma saffron]

Yeah, But for one week

[velvet halo]

uoadte

[velvet halo]

thats still goodd

[azure mirage]

Yeah

[prisma saffron]

Its EA adjacent

[velvet halo]

how many hours do you have have on the s game\

[azure mirage]

Demo will be kept free
Steamfest will be free
Early Access won't be free

[prisma saffron]

Roughly 400 playtest and demo combined

U?

[velvet halo]

40

[elfin coyote]

thx

[velvet halo]

how 52

[shell bronze]

neckbreaker

[velvet halo]

52

[prisma saffron]

Its just addictive

[velvet halo]

yea

[shell bronze]

peak of video game melee combat

[elfin coyote]

I agree

[shell bronze]

less is more

[velvet halo]

but i hate the pain

of the outher willies

when i kill them

[elfin coyote]

I have roughly 200

[prisma saffron]

The old abyss is genuinely unplayable for me now

[elfin coyote]

very roughly to be fair

[prisma saffron]

Tried it a few weeks ago after a while

[velvet halo]

they show no emotied but i see in their eyes that

they want to go home

stop fighting

and jusr rest

why do they fighht

[azure mirage]

not even bro

[velvet halo]

were the born like this

[prisma saffron]

For glory

[velvet halo]

do they question why they fight

[prisma saffron]

And armor

[velvet halo]

i miss my wille mother

[prisma saffron]

Theres going to be currency

[shell bronze]

mfs questioning morality in a game where you are handed a weapon to butcher people

KILL THEM

ALL

KILL THEM

[velvet halo]

NOO

[shell bronze]

CHOP THEM UP

[azure mirage]

@shell bronze let's fight irl I feel so violent I need blood on my hands

[velvet halo]

THINK ABOUT THE FAMILY

[velvet halo]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[prisma saffron]

spongebob goin insane

[shell bronze]

sounds good to me

[azure mirage]

I did boxing for 2 minutes right now

[velvet halo]

badass

[elfin coyote]

theyre possibly all cousins

[velvet halo]

thats good

[shell bronze]

i haven't fought someone properly since that crackhead at the waffle house last year

[azure mirage]

do you have today free or is Tuesday okay since I have Tuesday day off

[prisma saffron]

I think willie duplicates like bacteria

[azure mirage]

what happened LOL

[shell bronze]

been meaning to start a city fight club for a while now

[shell bronze]

i bumped into bro and he wanted to run a fade

it was fun but people pulled me off of the guy after a few seconds

[azure mirage]

is he dead

he's probably dead

dude crackheads fascinate me

I've never seen one irl

they're all in like

florida from what i know

[shell bronze]

new secret ochs guard unlocked

[shell bronze]

big cities

[azure mirage]

I know where I'm going next

[shell bronze]

every big city got craccheads

i'm a florida demon so it's part of the deal

tampa bay fl on top

[prisma saffron]

i live in florida

[shy kestrel]

Any of ya'll big in Minecraft PVP?

[prisma saffron]

my neighbor is a stereotypical cat lady and she invites a crackhead sometimes

[shell bronze]

hello hello

fellow fl citizen

[shy kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[elfin coyote]

not even touched it

[shell bronze]

i live in the white people family guy suburbs

[shy kestrel]

Shucks

[prisma saffron]

yk port st lucie?

[azure mirage]

he's tampa

[shell bronze]

very peaceful and relaxing with my only opps being the HOA getting on my case about my 4 cars

[prisma saffron]

O

[elfin coyote]

tbf I dont own a minecraft copy

[shell bronze]

passed by/through often but never visited

[azure mirage]

Ive met 7 people from Florida and they're all in tampa

[shy kestrel]

Dear lord 😭

[azure mirage]

and I never heard a singular good thing from there

[prisma saffron]

ive been here for most my life

I was born in poland

[shell bronze]

believe it or not it's also the least hated fl metropolitan area

[elfin coyote]

why was your question?

[azure mirage]

scream if you love poland

[shell bronze]

jacksonville is INFINITELY worse

[azure mirage]

trally

[shell bronze]

followed by miami

[azure mirage]

jesus

[azure mirage]

Miami 🤤

[shy kestrel]

I "own" a pvp discord and Minecraft server/servers

[shell bronze]

fuck jax and miami they don't rep florida

[azure mirage]

ip farm

[shy kestrel]

Huh?

[prisma saffron]

miami and orlando is not florida

[shell bronze]

shameless advertising and plug

shoo

[shell bronze]

miami doesn't even claim us

[shy kestrel]

Shameless?

Its a fun side activity twin

[shell bronze]

they don't think fl should rep them and vice versa

[shy kestrel]

No shame in Minecraft

[elfin coyote]

half sword is better

[azure mirage]

100 dollars that it's an ip farm

[shy kestrel]

I never said it wasn't

[azure mirage]

😭

[prisma saffron]

Your plug is shameless, not MC

[elfin coyote]

then why you here

[shy kestrel]

Id even know what that means

[shy kestrel]

Gng What

[shell bronze]

let's move the florida and other shenanigans to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[shy kestrel]

Its just simple promoting

Not insulting anyone

[prisma saffron]

Can he do that?

[elfin coyote]

probably not

[prisma saffron]

Not to sound like a b

[shy kestrel]

Does it matter 😭

[elfin coyote]

maybe in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[shy kestrel]

I'm not insulting anyone or anything its just a way to get around

[elfin coyote]

but here is halfsword and related

[shell bronze]

why halfsword chat then

least you can do is #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[shy kestrel]

Its literally a small server about Minecraft PVP

[prisma saffron]

The insanity SMP

[azure mirage]

half sword smp

[shy kestrel]

We've done some

[elfin coyote]

you're trying ot hard for it to not be something else

[shy kestrel]

?

[shell bronze]

this is literally halfsword chat

now let's move on

[shy kestrel]

? Its a public sever where I found a good place to promote 😭

Ya'll coulda just said no

No harm no foul

[azure mirage]

well don't promote it here

[glacial citrus]

The night before half sword update

[azure mirage]

what da helly

[azure mirage]

no

[shell bronze]

as stated above #general-catfish-🐱🐟 is your best bet

[azure mirage]

yeah

[shy kestrel]

Its not catfish twin

[glacial citrus]

Yes

[elfin coyote]

then why you are level 2

[shell bronze]

this is not on topic and should not be continued further. end of story

[azure mirage]

oh my god dude

[shy kestrel]

There's nothing fake about it

[azure mirage]

it's just the channel name 😭

[shy kestrel]

*server

[prisma saffron]

hey man if were interested we would say

[shy kestrel]

Ya'll getting defensive like I insulted ur game 😭

[prisma saffron]

just leave this for somewhere else yk

[shell bronze]

firm last call to move on from this topic and not discuss it further in this channel

[azure mirage]

kill kill kill

[elfin coyote]

you knid of did to me

[shell bronze]

void

[shy kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[shell bronze]

let's not

[azure mirage]

a yways

[elfin coyote]

ok ok

[azure mirage]

clueless

have you seen the golden pitchfork

chrome did

[shell bronze]

it looks goofy ash

[azure mirage]

what the fuck

no it doesnt

it looks so good

[shell bronze]

lookin like satan pitchfork tf

[azure mirage]

i like it

STOP IT

just agree with me

it looks good

right

and

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-3708949419905965398

[azure mirage]

ive been recording some stuff which.eill be made into a video soo

okay dude

no💔

[elfin coyote]

can I see it?

[azure mirage]

nop I'm upset

[elfin coyote]

maybe I'll like it

[azure mirage]

fine

dms

[shell bronze]

oh word

what you got going on

[azure mirage]

nop

don't talk to me

[shell bronze]

whatever, i'll stop with the banter if it bothers you like that

sheesh double disarm

[stiff belfry]

Whats happening tomorrow

Why is everyone tweaking

[shell bronze]

steam next fest

mfs be geeked over any crumb of new age half sword

[stiff belfry]

Hype for this game fading fast for me

They need to put a traila out soon

I'm gonna buy it regardless but no new gameplay footage since gamescom killing me

[timber topaz]

I think my existence should sooth you

[stiff belfry]

Who are you

[timber topaz]

One of the new voices

[stiff belfry]

Theres new voices?

[elfin coyote]

im buying it for the AFC

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17444176260167585294

[shell bronze]

new voice actors jsut got dropped yeah

[stiff belfry]

Huh

[elfin coyote]

whait voices?

[stiff belfry]

I didn't think theyd need anyone else

But neat I suppose

[shell bronze]

the voices in my head

[timber topaz]

lmao

Yes they did

[shell bronze]

willie is gonna have stablemates

[stiff belfry]

Ok

[stiff belfry]

The AFC is the future of halfswordia

[stiff belfry]

They don't know yet

https://tenor.com/view/manifest-izzy-israel-adesanya-adesanya-manifested-gif-14706867965263635904

[shell bronze]

afc is the future of half sword as we know it

[stiff belfry]

I made AFC at like 1am while I was blackout drunk btw

[shell bronze]

they might actually run off and make real online MP on their own if left unchecked

[stiff belfry]

Aristotle had similar methods for his high IQ thoughts if I recall

[timber topaz]

Yes fellow players of half sword. I also know the joke about this AFC thing. Hahahah

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-12986085083782148824

[stiff belfry]

AFC is the future kid

Be there or be square

[shell bronze]

i have a good seat to host/commentate

[stiff belfry]

We are a team of visionaries with a vision

[molten spear]

halfsword is just so peak

[elfin coyote]

i mean there should be room for casuals

[stiff belfry]

I'm making new armed combat rules because I do not like Macs

Any ideas fellas

[shell bronze]

don't know

not participating

[elfin coyote]

no throwing

[stiff belfry]

Throwing what like weapons

ChatGBT save us

[barren vine]

yall think i could beat a willie w/o touching the mouse

[shell bronze]

in theory yes

[stiff belfry]

All you need is space bar bub

[barren vine]

w/o space bar?

[timber topaz]

Ive done that many times with kick

[stiff belfry]

Fuck you gonna do without spacebar

Just run into him over and over

[barren vine]

i can run into him

yall think i could?

[timber topaz]

sprint into them

[elfin coyote]

yes

[shell bronze]

like i said, you could in theory

[lavish estuary]

youcan time a good headutt

[barren vine]

no mouse

[elfin coyote]

no mouse remember

[barren vine]

no mouse no kick

[lavish estuary]

idk I just got here

[elfin coyote]

oh, no kick

[stiff belfry]

This is how I am doing one of yall day 1 of AFC

Fighting on my own host because I am the big Don Dada Eso

[timber topaz]

Oh no. Mein Testicularys

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/he-tuff-tuff-boy-is-tuff-tuff-as-hell-he-so-tuff-gif-2158318509399753614

[elfin coyote]

not if I spinckickyou first

[velvet halo]

whats afc

[stiff belfry]

S Y B A U

[distant chasm]

Is early access released still planned to be in 2025?

[stiff belfry]

Yeah

Q4

[distant chasm]

were in q4

[elfin coyote]

a tournament

[timber topaz]

NOOOOOO

[stiff belfry]

The first online competitive online halfsword league with UFC style rankings and live events

[distant chasm]

surely nothing will happen for the game to be delayed

[timber topaz]

I didnt want to know what afc was

[elfin coyote]

u probably not ready

[distant chasm]

:clueless:

[stiff belfry]

Astute observation my leige

[elfin coyote]

2077

[distant chasm]

I just hope this game isnt gonna end up like beta decay

[shell bronze]

they didn't specify which part q4

[distant chasm]

charging $50 for an indie title

[barren vine]

its going

[stiff belfry]

It aint even out yet

[shell bronze]

sorry guys release date is dec 31 and the game costing 100

[barren vine]

his back

[stiff belfry]

And its $30

[shell bronze]

we hate poor people

[distant chasm]

splendid

[shell bronze]

fake tan

[timber topaz]

When can I customise that cauliflower ear lmao

[elfin coyote]

Ill still pay for it

[distant chasm]

$30 well spent, I heard early access content wont even be a quarter of full release

[timber topaz]

cauliflowillie

[barren vine]

died

or got knocked out

i think the other willie be conscious is the main issue here

[distant chasm]

And since it will release near christmas (hopefully), I have an excuse to gift the game to a few friends

[shell bronze]

i want the option to make willie talk like mike tython

[stiff belfry]

I'd pay $30 for current demo with online tbh I am a Fiend for halfsword just got burnt out being the best unarmed player of all time

[barren vine]

fat chance y'are

[timber topaz]

Fuck it ill record some lines just for you lol

[distant chasm]

run away from willie or hes gonna bite your ear

[molten spear]

Willie so gonnable

[stiff belfry]

I am the best unarmed player of all time and its not close

[barren vine]

im the king actually

[stiff belfry]

Peso in this hoe

[distant chasm]

can you do a spin kick so high it makes you lowkey fly

[shell bronze]

middle english with the mike tyson teeth lmao

[timber topaz]

Jesus

What would that sound like

[distant chasm]

well then

thats a yes

[elfin coyote]

thats playtest

[distant chasm]

now can you do it without bugging the game

[distant chasm]

those imitation british accents but worse?

[molten spear]

Is pitchfork better than the normal spear?

[timber topaz]

Actually middle english as an accent still exists in the UK

[molten spear]

like it 1 shots

[timber topaz]

Its referred to as west country

[elfin coyote]

shortspear does it better

[molten spear]

BROOOO HOW

[shell bronze]

hilarious

[elfin coyote]

what makes the pitchfork stand out is that it is the only spear in that cathegory

[distant chasm]

swing your mouse fast

[timber topaz]

omfg. Dude. I just tried some with my mike tython voice

[molten spear]

yeah but it has 2 spikes

[timber topaz]

Its horrible

[elfin coyote]

but spear can slice

[stiff belfry]

People forget man Peso literally invented 2 styles of volgue usage

[distant chasm]

make sure you dont start biting ears man

[molten spear]

Wait what

[elfin coyote]

try it yourself

it even has a little more blunt damage

[molten spear]

Oh

Is it heavier?

[elfin coyote]

at least it seems

[elfin coyote]

yes

[molten spear]

Wow

[stiff belfry]

Spear is unironically meta

Best of both worlds

In halfgrip you basically have a sword and normal grip its a fawkin spear

[molten spear]

Get off the game bro

Touch grass

how do u get os good

[stiff belfry]

I dont even have the game installed

💔

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eeee-gif-24636179

[shell bronze]

@barren vine no mouse shenanigans

[barren vine]

i meant in unarmored

[shell bronze]

then i wouldn't know

[stiff belfry]

389 hours of literally only playing unarmed or spinning around with spears and polehammers

[elfin coyote]

like in the real world

[shell bronze]

that's a torturous thing for someone else to do

[barren vine]

im the greatest unarmed vs armor

[molten spear]

When is plancon getting nerfed bro

[elfin coyote]

maybe

[shell bronze]

ea definitely

[elfin coyote]

show proof

[molten spear]

Wait hiw did u get plancon without armour