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little verge
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Without a sense of drag it's hard to master that sense of momentum.

mental kelp
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I did awhile ago about something I think though the info in it is probably outdated now. I’ve revised a lot of my interpretations

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I think it had to do with how Willie stands

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With the wideness of his feet and how when he steps he often does it inefficiently

shell bronze
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one handed combat is also another thing i was thinking of now that we bring this up

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which also ties into how willie stands

little verge
shell bronze
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instead of having his weapon side turned towards the other guy (saber/rapier type stuff) he fights like he's holding a shank

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or like he still has a shield

little verge
wild ledge
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i think the spears are way too noodle armed in their current state

shell bronze
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like you said his footwork is pretty inverted too

wild ledge
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they either point straight down or refuse to stay in willies hands

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compared to npc willies using spears where they are rigid asf

humble iris
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which will be implemented in EA

mental kelp
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I can do it if you’d want though I don’t like to be overly pedantic

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Esp cause I figured they were placeholder or something

little verge
prisma saffron
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the forbidden guard

little verge
sand herald
timber topaz
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@little verge When important task

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@little verge When someone mentions mushrooms

latent moon
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oo

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are you the new willie voice actor?

timber topaz
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nein

latent moon
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there is more than just willie?!

timber topaz
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I genuinely dont know lol

latent moon
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either way thats cool

timber topaz
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@azure gate Theres also this boi

rich dawn
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guys, I really liked Half Sword and maybe someone knows the approximate release date of this masterpiece and its approximate price?

timber topaz
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Weve done some european languages

latent moon
humble iris
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steam fest

timber topaz
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And a lot more sound effects. Call them efforts.

humble iris
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release date probably given (for EA)

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20-30 dollars

timber topaz
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Im actually not german

latent moon
timber topaz
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As in everything.

latent moon
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willie toilet scene thats cool

timber topaz
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Honestly

latent moon
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if you signed an nda then you dont have to tell this

timber topaz
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I can say what im allowed to say. This isnt my first rodeo with an NDA

latent moon
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nice

timber topaz
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Ill be careful dw

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But yeah, some of my noises could be used for toilet grunts lmao

dark folio
little verge
timber topaz
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

latent moon
humble iris
timber topaz
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HOW DID HE GUESS

humble iris
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dont worry about it pal...

timber topaz
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MCwonderbeast. Someone leaked the groschen thing

humble iris
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i have an inside man

little verge
little verge
dark folio
humble iris
latent moon
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hs might be the first (and last) game im gonna buy the day it becomes availible for purchase

worn spear
latent moon
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oh crap thats blunt

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thats gotta hurt

worn spear
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yeah he would have been dead

latent moon
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yeah you can basically hear the "Flibertigebat"

worn spear
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BAFOON‼️

timber topaz
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Flibber de’gibbet!

latent moon
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Raggermuffin ❗

timber topaz
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Bufoun!

worn spear
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HEDGEBORN

dark folio
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COWARD

timber topaz
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Theres the spelling for you

latent moon
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how the hell

high cloud
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how to in game swap clothes?

humble iris
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everyone sleeping on dolt 🙏

latent moon
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everyone sleeping on "Chrlghhchrlghcrglgl"

timber topaz
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Honestly. My favourite is the word cuckold

worn spear
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LMAO

humble iris
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one of them sounds like hes saying heroin

latent moon
worn spear
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everyone sleeping on the screams of pain and agony

latent moon
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willie is a pillar of society

worn spear
humble iris
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willie is everyone's ancestor

timber topaz
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Reason why I say its that. Is because someone mispelt it as cokhold

worn spear
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i want there to be atleast one NPC in ea that is willie

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everyone else can be different models

sand herald
latent moon
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if they add character creation to ea im always picking willie

worn spear
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if i dont see any willies in ea i will go to the extremes of modding the game so that every model is willie

latent moon
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or that actualy

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Willie has 3 moods
"Coward"
"Cuckhold"
"Chrrglghlghcrhgl"

worn spear
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let willie go hence unarmed

young saffron
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I just found a massive stick in my garage. I'm gonna become monk willie irl now

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boutta be Sean from Si-fu

humble iris
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wear a monk robe

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become what you must

young saffron
worn spear
latent moon
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...

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WRETCH!

worn spear
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evil willie be like

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eilliw

young saffron
latent moon
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evil willie
head full of hair
good at fencing

worn spear
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BRAVE ONE!

young saffron
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Evil willie builds fences

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instead of fencing

latent moon
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evil willie is a doctor and helps people

worn spear
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evil willie never gives up after losing his weapons

humble iris
young saffron
humble iris
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hes trying to trap us

latent moon
worn spear
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evil willie built the egypytian pyramids

humble iris
young saffron
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evil willie gives food to the homeless

worn spear
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evil willie taught neanderthals how to make fire

humble iris
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he forces us to endlessly kill willie

latent moon
timber topaz
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I think you guys will enjoy some of the new insults we did

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Lots of new stuff

faint crater
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yay

latent moon
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so we got toilet sounds and new insults?

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this is perfect

worn spear
latent moon
worn spear
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whats nda

latent moon
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non disclosure agreement

faint crater
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non disclosure

worn spear
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oh okay

latent moon
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if he told you he would get fired or sued or something

humble iris
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most likely both !

timber topaz
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Theres a certain amount of leeway I have now

light vigil
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Hey, does someone know in which folder Half sword is saving the pictures?

worn spear
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i shall wait then

young saffron
timber topaz
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I can say some stuff. Im just not going to lol

worn spear
latent moon
worn spear
latent moon
worn spear
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what if the game ends with you fighting willie while the rest of the game is just filled with other npcs

young saffron
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because he doesn't kill willies

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he spares them

humble iris
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religious willie

latent moon
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DUDE
imagine if the main villian is just willie

light vigil
worn spear
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lord willie the willest

humble iris
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@light vigil go here

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then here

worn spear
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the devs will have to find a way to make bossfights harder since you can cheese pretty much everything with maces since they pretty much ignore armour

young saffron
humble iris
timber topaz
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Someone gave willie too many mushrooms

latent moon
humble iris
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maces destroy armor with blunt force

mental kelp
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Hist sap

worn spear
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maybe youll have your maces taken away before a bossfight?

light vigil
humble iris
latent moon
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i wonder if we can ever reach even 1% of willies lore accurate strength

worn spear
timber topaz
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Oh god. Heres comes the powerscaler community

latent moon
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dear god

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where!

lapis marsh
latent moon
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willie is just a god so bored he decided to farm kill mortals

worn spear
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what if the real willie is the friends we made along the way

latent moon
worn spear
little verge
latent moon
worn spear
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its an undertale reference

latent moon
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oh

young saffron
latent moon
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is undertale good?

young saffron
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because more willies you kill the more powerful willie becomes

worn spear
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yeah

young saffron
latent moon
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alr

lapis marsh
latent moon
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lets get back to half sword before mcwonderbeast takes us out back

worn spear
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sir yes sir

young saffron
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What if willie is Sans

latent moon
worn spear
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willie can be the dumbest creature in existance or straight up kill god if he wanted to

young saffron
latent moon
valid smelt
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how do i install mods to half sword

young saffron
valid smelt
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yeah but where do i put the files

young saffron
worn spear
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willie is the combined will of everyone who played half sword

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the combined willie

valid smelt
latent moon
young saffron
dark folio
young saffron
humble iris
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yeah

young saffron
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so idk

valid smelt
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oh right i downloaded the manual

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i'll download the launcger

small cairn
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holy fuck why is he so jacked

worn spear
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cuz hes willie

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duh

dark folio
humble iris
young saffron
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lot's of calcium in bricks

dark folio
latent moon
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what if you mix body parts of other willies into the milk and the bricks? that way it has more protein

humble iris
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give him mud bricks

small cairn
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god damn the eye hanging is CRAZY and funny as shit lol i couldnt notice but i hope the jaw and arms can hang in intenstines too

young saffron
humble iris
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that has some good nutrients

warped apex
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Another first person montage

small cairn
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real ''why not'' feature, its cool anyhow

dark folio
worn spear
# warped apex

oh god if my theory is correct then willie is just a god at melee

small cairn
young saffron
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wait...

latent moon
humble iris
warped apex
dark folio
worn spear
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with arrows being able to be used for melee as well

young saffron
worn spear
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YOU HAVE TO COACH US

latent moon
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No
guns
Guns were already invented by 1504,as seen in the hussite wars

small cairn
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cant wait until we can see more characters facing against willie, willie will allways be the greatest knight ever 🫡

dark folio
humble iris
dark folio
humble iris
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the handgonne

small cairn
latent moon
worn spear
hasty blade
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yall what month do yall think halfsword EA will launch?

dark folio
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I wonder if willies live underground

hasty blade
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me i think somewhere in the middle-end of november

small cairn
worn spear
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tommorow

humble iris
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its wild

warped apex
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Christmas

small cairn
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we need more lore on willie

hasty blade
humble iris
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idk that thing even fires anymore without killing you instead

warped apex
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I hope I don't die until then

small cairn
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like i hope willie gets his own story

latent moon
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yeah its crazy

small cairn
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and home

worn spear
small cairn
hasty blade
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its to avoid brainrot filter

warped apex
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I'm hoping to beat the game 200 times before release

worn spear
warped apex
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I'm on win 135

latent moon
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I hope they at least refference willie in the game
like an old retired miltary commander or something

worn spear
small cairn
warped apex
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I also mean the ultimate challenge lok

small cairn
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WILLIE WONT BE A MAIN CHARACTER?!

latent moon
dark folio
small cairn
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WILLIE!

worn spear
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if they DO add the handgonne i hope willie gives it to you

worn spear
humble iris
mental kelp
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Sylbau

warped apex
small cairn
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WE HAVE to make them keep willie

humble iris
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revolt against the removal of willie

latent moon
viral zodiac
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so guys in next fest half sword will be early access?

humble iris
small cairn
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willie cant be removed after all the love we give him

humble iris
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and a possible trailer and release date

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all tomorrow

dark folio
worn spear
# warped apex

i remember once i brutalized a willies head cuz i threw a metal disk at him

viral zodiac
humble iris
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the full game is longggg ways from now

warped apex
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I used too have the power of god with my throws

viral zodiac
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omg cant awit

viral zodiac
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just want to play ea

warped apex
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Then they nerfed throwing lol

humble iris
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agreed

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EA is gonna have alot of new features

viral zodiac
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the game should develop in our hands

worn spear
viral zodiac
worn spear
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it would have been sooooooo cool

humble iris
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read the pinned message for a general idea of whats to come possibly

viral zodiac
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@humble iriswill there be optimisation?

dark folio
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I doubt quick match multiplayer is even coming this decade tbh

humble iris
viral zodiac
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because optimization on demo is terrible

latent moon
humble iris
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dont ask me though i dont know too much

viral zodiac
humble iris
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on ultimate challenge?

viral zodiac
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the gameplay

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idk which one

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like

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you beat opponents

humble iris
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is it the one without any fences

viral zodiac
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and climb ur way up

humble iris
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oh gauntlet

viral zodiac
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yes

humble iris
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do you crash before you get to the last stage

faint crater
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i havent crashed yet :D

crude lance
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african ai 💀

faint crater
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crashing sounds like a skill issue ngl

viral zodiac
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but I get insane fps drop

small cairn
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ngl i should try make a willie edit before EA 💀

viral zodiac
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for 0 reason

humble iris
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oh

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ive never had that issue

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hm

viral zodiac
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I own a 4090

worn spear
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i hate that you cant replay ultimate challange after beating it cuz it reverts you back to beggar

viral zodiac
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like

latent moon
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turn ur blood down

viral zodiac
latent moon
humble iris
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Ive never had insane fps drops unless im recording gameplay

worn spear
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i wonder if abyss will stay.............

viral zodiac
worn spear
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like with more lore

humble iris
humble iris
last totem
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I love abyss bro but it EATS my frames 😭

warped apex
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Also this is from the playtest

viral zodiac
warped apex
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6 month old throws

humble iris
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4090 is really good

viral zodiac
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like Im getting fps drops

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Im annoyed

humble iris
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what are your other specs

warped apex
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I went from a 1070ti to a 4080 super lok

worn spear
shell bronze
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i'm all amd

digital edge
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I don't know if this is old news but there's a Half Sword Copycat on Google play called "Half Blood Gore Combat PvP" 😂

shell bronze
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nvidia lost me

viral zodiac
worn spear
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eat it back

viral zodiac
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32 gb ram

dark folio
viral zodiac
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and yes my drivers are updated

warped apex
latent moon
humble iris
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hopefully EA fixes ur issue though

viral zodiac
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I hope aswell

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my other pc also has same issue

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it has 3050 but its laptop so its good

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and ryzen 7 cpu

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with 16 gb of ram

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getting fps drops aswell

digital edge
last totem
dark folio
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Will a gt 710 be able to run the game on cinematic 1440p

viral zodiac
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I have the same issue

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with 4090

humble iris
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optimization should be coming with EA so all your issues should hopefully be fixed

warped apex
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I'm on high and I get a constant 90 -110

humble iris
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we'll have to wait and see though

digital edge
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Yeah

warped apex
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If I had 200fps I could probably see the future in game

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It wouldn't be fair

dark folio
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Ill take that as a no

viral zodiac
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@humble iriswill they add roguelike gamemode

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that would be fire

warped apex
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Imagine stealth

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Sneaking up stabbing a man thne dragging him away to loot

latent moon
humble iris
warped apex
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I could do it lol

humble iris
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there should be a trailer about EA tomorrow at steam fest

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so look out for that

worn spear
latent moon
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not EA trailer coming out a day after my birthday

warped apex
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I just want a grab a rock off the floor and

viral zodiac
warped apex
humble iris
viral zodiac
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you said ea trailer and stuff

humble iris
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oh

viral zodiac
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like

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will we only see ea trailer

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and wont be able to play ea

humble iris
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there will maybe be a release date too

latent moon
dark folio
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I hope there will be a crowd to throw tomatoes at the loser

viral zodiac
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I wanna play ea

humble iris
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EA most likely won't come out the day of steam fest

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since we still got rest of oct, nov and dec

warped apex
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Is everyone ready to relearn how to play the game again lol

dark folio
humble iris
latent moon
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now i may be schizophrenic
but mcwonderbeast said oct 18 like 3 months ago right?

humble iris
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so it shouldn't be that difficult or take that long

warped apex
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Anyone remember the first demo patch where you had realistic stability lol

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I miss pushing people and tripping them

dark folio
warped apex
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It broke my heart when the game got review bombed

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Those were sad days

worn spear
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what kind of reviews

dark folio
humble iris
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we need a drunk, robed up monk willie with a massive sword

latent moon
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dude i really hope this games early access outsells the new cod game

humble iris
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then the game would be peak

prisma saffron
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how big do you guys think battles will get in the final game

latent moon
humble iris
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i was going to post an image of him and say that but i wastoo lazy

latent moon
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or just the average kcd2 early game build

worn spear
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whats kcd2

humble iris
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kingdom come deliverance 2

worn spear
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dont know that one

humble iris
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its very fun

latent moon
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kingdom come deliverance 2
rpg game set in the czech republic in the 1400s before the hussite wars after death of emperor Charles IV

humble iris
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theres a first game too (if you couldnt tell by the 2)

worn spear
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evil willie be like
Micheal

latent moon
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wait nevermind that just

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the priest

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godwin

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in kcd

magic vine
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3

humble iris
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godwin solos everyone in kcd universe

wild ledge
young saffron
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he's actually so OP

humble iris
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hes living the life

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a priest AND a good swordsman

latent moon
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godwin is like that dude that actualy has his life kinda figured out
and henry is the junkie that only likes swinging around his sword

young saffron
latent moon
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of course there are gonna be shankings

worn spear
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attack of the zombie willies

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the enhancer mod is acually so good

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hes still at it

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trying to jab me with a great sword while having one in his chest

wide shore
light stirrup
wide shore
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HUH

light stirrup
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It's from the old demo

latent moon
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such a menacing stature

soft osprey
light stirrup
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Remember when the paddle was op asf?

latent moon
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it isnt still op asf?

viral zodiac
humble iris
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im guessing they still have development to do for EA

light stirrup
viral zodiac
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nooooooooooooooooooo

humble iris
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i dont have all the details so i cant answer all the questions

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we'll just have to wait until tomorrow

latent moon
light stirrup
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Man wish I backed up the earlier versions

latent moon
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itch io version is still availible iirc

humble iris
light stirrup
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Was talking about the steam demo 0.3 and playtest from 0.4 and under

humble iris
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it is

warped apex
humble iris
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and its very janky comparing it to todays version 😭

latent moon
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true

humble iris
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back then i thought that game was revolutionary

latent moon
rose verge
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я один русский?

humble iris
warped apex
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I don't think anythin has gone out of style

latent moon
warped apex
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I've been trying to throw a bucker into the air, then kick it like back into a persons face

upper wyvern
light stirrup
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I just want to mess with the physics bugs from playtest 0.3 lmao

humble iris
warped apex
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simpler better times lol

latent moon
humble iris
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willie doesnt like being grabbed there

humble iris
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invading his personal space

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he launches you for that reason

tender quest
light stirrup
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If anyone has the old playtest, pls send it over to an archive lmao

latent moon
# humble iris he launches you for that reason

dude i remember back then with horrible stability and the rags
i was showing my friends this cool new game i found
and it turned into 5 minutes of willie just humping me on the ground and i couldnt move

humble iris
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but it was funny nonetheless

tender quest
latent moon
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that was before the demo merge right?

light stirrup
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Yeh

latent moon
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yeah that was crazy

light stirrup
latent moon
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every fist fight took longer than knight fights back then

humble iris
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remember when you couldnt even fist fight

light stirrup
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Playtest had good fist fighting, demo was bad lmao

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But now it relies more on spin kicks than punches

latent moon
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unarmed combat?

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it doesnt really "rely" on spinkicks

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if you can get willie against a fence you can end him in like 1 or 2 punches

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nvm i take that back but you can combo him pretty good

latent moon
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the playtest movements look so cartoonish lol

light stirrup
small cairn
humble iris
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thats amazing man

shell bronze
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thanks for telling us

soft osprey
#

No piracy talk, especially not in the server with the devs and publishers. Disrespectful

torn basalt
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Next update?

wooden socket
plain token
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what does Z do?

wooden socket
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lock on feature

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toggles it on and off

brave basalt
wooden socket
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also lowkey fighting in higher gravity is more fun than with lower gravity

small needle
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what does it do

wooden socket
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makes you more prone to falling and makes the ai more prone to falling too, they also seem more prone to grappling and being somehow just better at fighting too

small needle
deep shale
small needle
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yummm

sand herald
brave basalt
unborn crater
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im genuinely curious. who here plays with a controller?

sand herald
brave basalt
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steam deck touchpad

neat crow
humble iris
torn basalt
#

Fr?

humble iris
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only info, a EA trailer, and a POSSIBLE release date

neat crow
humble iris
brave basalt
#

WAIT

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WHAT

neat crow
brave basalt
#

YESSSS

humble iris
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this means halfsword tomorrow

neat crow
#

Hype

brave basalt
neat crow
brave basalt
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how will i live after those 2 weeks are over

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EA better come out RIGHT after those 2 weeks

neat crow
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But idk

brave basalt
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ONLY 1 WEEK

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HOW WILL I LIVE

neat crow
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It'll be an insane week

brave basalt
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@sleek gull wanna 1v1

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add me on steam

neat crow
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I'm most excited for the new gore

brave basalt
#

same

neat crow
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I saw a WIP clip of it a few days ago with Willie's eyes dangling out of his skull

brave basalt
#

i thought they stopped posting those

plain token
#

what is the knight boss in gauntlet

neat crow
brave basalt
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bro you guys better spam ping me when the updates out so i dont miss it

uneven jacinth
#

guys if you do the enimy die you can get his armor

neat crow
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I wonder when the trailer drops/the info etc.

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It'll be fire if I wake up to it, but doubt it

uneven jacinth
#

somme enemy dies and i dont get his armor

plain token
humble iris
misty tapir
prisma saffron
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The server acting like there isnt going to be a progress showcase tommorow

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or is it just me

misty tapir
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I'm praying to dark gods for a new demo with the updated gore system. Day 1 purchase for me regardless

prisma saffron
#

hour 1 purchase

plain token
#

so does anyone know what the knight boss is?

misty tapir
#

Haven't gotten this many hours out of a demo since the Sly Cooper 2 demo disk on the PS2

prisma saffron
plain token
prisma saffron
#

You finish the gauntlet and you can play as him

plain token
#

oh

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he doesn't seem that strong

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looks easier than commoner boss

prisma saffron
#

I nickname him butter

gleaming epoch
#

Hey does anyone have any tips on beating the commoner boss

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that guy is beyond difficult

plain token
#

and charge

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brainlessly

neat crow
#

I expected more hype

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it's pretty mellow

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especially because we're getting a new limited time demo as well

plain token
#

he's black

dark folio
sand herald
humble iris
boreal schooner
#

They should add samurai and ronin and shogun weapons 🙏

humble iris
#

humble iris
#

takes place in england

boreal schooner
humble iris
#

they're staying historically accurate

boreal schooner
#

We need like a mod for it or something I can't find any

dark folio
boreal schooner
#

For some reason

humble iris
#

england pretty sure

boreal schooner
dark folio
humble iris
#

that i saw

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with a katana

boreal schooner
#

It takes place during the Renaissance in england

boreal schooner
humble iris
#

nexus

boreal schooner
#

Ah ok

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I'll go look

humble iris
#

i see an odachi too

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chrome334's weapon pack 2

boreal schooner
#

I was watching someone play ghosts of yōtei and got an urge to play with some old Asian weapons

humble iris
#

has an odachi

neat crow
prisma saffron
# neat crow fr

Its sure to catch peoples eye not even in the next 24 hours

humble iris
#

yeah its england

prisma saffron
#

Its set in HRE i think the coats of arms in the arena at the top are from there

neat crow
prisma saffron
#

Ask samofsaturn he can say it in a better way

humble iris
boreal schooner
prisma saffron
#

Germany is the perfect place i feel like too because they were a big exporter of armor

boreal schooner
#

It's old Germany Poland and austria

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Prussia the poliand-latvian something and Bohemia and all that

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I love English history

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Not english

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European

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There we go

humble iris
#

mb

dark folio
dark folio
humble iris
#

its not fair..

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i shouldve been right

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i will manipulate the lore into making it take place in england

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just to prove you wrong

soft osprey
# humble iris i shouldve been right

Dude it’s so simple, you just need to argue like I do and you will win EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Simply, decide you are correct. End of story. You will win any debate or argument

mental kelp
#

*Only works with power of warn/kick/ban

soft osprey
humble iris
#

thats some amazing arguing skills

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who taught you

soft osprey
#

My mother of course. She would win any argument with my dad

humble iris
#

your parents were a good influence on you it seems

soft osprey
#

Like no other. Wonderful people

little saffron
#

Anyone else done head butting with a helmet on

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There should be a button for it because it's hard as hell rn

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Have to like whip your mouse up and down

plain token
#

baron fight crash fix when

humble iris
little saffron
#

Only crash I've had so far is on the ultimate challenge when the bodies are phasing through the floor

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That one's pretty consistent

young saffron
fathom meteor
#

Will there be multiplayer?

plain token
prisma saffron
#

Local

humble iris
#

only

soft osprey
torpid token
#

why doesnt the center crosshair work?

steel stratus
#

the faq mentions the demo being 5% of the game. I understand that there will be weapon creation and monetary progress but will the game stay as a roguelike gauntlet style thing or something else?

fallen finch
#

h

neat crow
#

we will have an idea

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tomorrow

jaunty furnace
#

Yes tomorrow 😁

#

I'm beaming with excitement

warped apex
#

I just used slow mo so you can see it better

hard thunder
#

why is the baron halberd a better blunt weapon than his actual blunt weapon

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i swear ive never cut into anybody with this thing

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even when im doing my favouritel ittle glitch to fight shirtless willies as the baron

vapid hull
analog stream
#

But the mace is like one of the only practical weapons he has

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And that bling dagger too

hard thunder
#

i might aswell just be wielding a maul

fallen finch
#

the ax part is for design

analog stream
#

Why need to cut when you can crush things into the thin shape

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Its self sharpening you see

fallen finch
#

i just use the longsword

#

the poleaxe is respectably too clunky

untold latch
#

is early access actually coming tomorrow?

fallen finch
#

thats what i was gonna ask

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if so that would be dope

analog stream
#

It will be a version very close to it

humble iris
#

only for a week though

fallen finch
#

Like an update?

untold latch
#

oh thats sick

humble iris
#

we dont know!

untold latch
#

well find out then

fallen finch
#

and their edging us by only giving it to us for a week

#

GRRRR!

humble iris
#

i mean

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cant you just like

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make a second replica of the game file

fallen finch
#

pirate the code

#

yeah good idea

humble iris
#

backup game files

fallen finch
#

lmao

humble iris
#

do not pirate code 😭

fallen finch
#

wait where did you get this information?

untold latch
#

where does it say that something is coming tomorrow

humble iris
#

someone else here told me

#

aconr

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acorn

fallen finch
#

insider knowledge

humble iris
#

ill forward the message the guy showed me

analog stream
#

Yo i sent something and got auto destroyed

humble iris
#

probably automod

analog stream
#

Thats cool

median sequoia
#

is early access a seperate download

#

or

fallen finch
#

mabye we dont know

humble iris
#

we'll figure out tomorrow

median sequoia
#

ty brosquitos

fallen finch
#

it might just be on the playtest app

untold latch
#

what steam fest is tomorrow

humble iris
#

this day has been going by so slow

humble iris
untold latch
#

ah

analog stream
#

It was about regional prices, but i wrote wrong and when i looked it up the typo was a very bad word😭

humble iris
#

its at 10 am pst

untold latch
#

at night!?

fallen finch
#

i just hope at one point there will be an online 1v1

humble iris
#

or 1 pm est

untold latch
#

oh

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phew

fallen finch
#

idc when

marble birch
#

They are just gonna reveal a new iron helmet and a wagon or some shit

untold latch
#

they better not

analog stream
#

The birdhouse update

untold latch
#

i better see some different maps and modes and somekind of different gameplay

fallen finch
#

they need to like make custom loadouts vanilla

humble iris
#

read pinned message for an idea of what EA will bring

fallen finch
#

that wouldve held me off

vapid hull
median sequoia
#

why did he start glowing yellow

amber vessel
#

sparks

median sequoia
#

oh

fallen finch
#

wait no brainrot terms

amber vessel
fallen finch
#

are allowed

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damn

#

ts pmo

soft osprey
amber vessel
#

500 willierets

fallen finch
vapid hull
fallen finch
#

Sixty 7

untold latch
#

wait a minute, how you get pitchfork with high tier?

fallen finch
#

six 7

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i broke it

soft osprey
restive barn
#

get it

#

its chinese for six seven

fallen finch
#

Sir this recruit is Sorry Sir!!

fallen finch
azure mirage
vapid hull
fallen finch
#

imagine being able to send clips here

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couldnt be me

humble iris
#

because your a PINKIE!

vapid hull
#

damn I forgot how nice it was to play like this

fallen finch
timber topaz
regal stump
#

i hope they will do smth for next fest tmrw

#

like a updated demo or smth

fallen finch
#

OR

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Make custom loadouts vanilla

fallen finch
#

Mb

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I forgor

#

th is this

soft osprey
#

Im sure we’ll get something at least

fallen finch
#

Nah

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Let them cook

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Let the final game surprise us

#

Let it be unrecognizable from the last demo update

normal urchin
#

they said theyll have a new version for the next fest, not sure though if they drop tommorow or after the next fest

fallen finch
#

Then we will relish in triumph knowing we survived long enough to see the final version

vapid hull
fallen finch
#

clunky ahh weapon

#

whats up with the voulge

#

i have no problem with it

#

if anything

slow anchor
#

man, excited for steam next fest

#

loads of good games recently

#

good demos

fallen finch
#

the axes and the warhammers

vapid hull
humble iris
#

only halfsword

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or your FIRED

fallen finch
slow anchor
#

road to vostok exists

fallen finch
#

i just thought i was bad at the game all of a sudden

humble iris
fallen finch
#

polearms would be too op if it stayed how it was

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before

vapid hull
#

depends on your skil llevel

#

No reason to gut polearms so severely, even if they are fundamentally superior than swords and axes and whatnot

fallen finch
#

we shall see

humble iris
#

every weapon is meant for a different purpose and scenario

#

so something cant really be "superior" to another

fallen finch
#

yeah

vapid hull
#

Placon vs Sword without armor

fallen finch
#

but handling should be maxxed out since its a luck/skill based game

sweet fable
#

i did the thing to fix the gore screen and lost the ability to play free mode

humble iris
#

these are the scenarios that matter

vapid hull
fallen finch
#

but if the spearman is quick enough

humble iris
#

all you really gotta do to beat a spear like that is get up close to them

vapid hull
#

but what I don't like is them making it horrifically terrible to aim with

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thus making it ASS for higher armor tiers

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whereas previously it was decent enough if you learned how to aim wit it

humble iris
#

i wouldnt want to take a classic spear to a battle against a very armored knight regardless

vapid hull
fallen finch
#

two handed mace is universal

humble iris
#

oh mb i read later levels

vapid hull
#

More like the mid zone

fallen finch
#

good in any situation

humble iris
#

not early

#

i cant read!

vapid hull
humble iris
slow anchor
humble iris
#

you said earlier levels

vapid hull
#

Mid tiers, specifically the one before vet

slow anchor
#

I wanna have a cool fight

signal wedge
vapid hull
humble iris
#

this is my life

vapid hull
#

mostly due to how saggy and droopy spear lunges are now

vapid hull
humble iris
#

the only time spears get any value now is with half-swording them

vapid hull
#

personal convictions about polearm superiority aside

humble iris
#

but there could be a solution with the following EA

#

they're adding better grip strength

vapid hull
vapid hull
humble iris
#

possibly

#

but grip strength will be a universal fix to alot of noodle or flimsy issues within the game

#

so this is good

#

spears and other weapons and their mechanics will have alot of more usability and versatility

fallen finch
#

OMFG

#

Im gonna crash out

#

I just lost the abyss in man at arms

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to a spear

#

i was 1v1ing some random swordsman and a spearman runs behind and stabs me

#

That grinds my gears

soft kelp
brave basalt
fallen finch
#

dude that boss

#

i just use my fists

fallen finch
# soft kelp

its an easy cheese just get up close and start swinging

soft kelp
#

yeah he sucks lol

#

got startled and killed him faster than the veteran that was chasing me

fallen finch
#

any weapon thats not sharp in the hands of an npc does not threaten me

#

however i prefer using blunt weapons

#

Sir this recruit is sorry sir

#

Head ahh

vapid hull
wise halo
#

moist

slow anchor
#

what if the critical is moist

analog stream
# slow anchor

Your profile picture looks like a halfsword tier image

slow anchor
fallen finch
#

Grr!!!

fallen finch
#

what hes trying to say

slow anchor
fallen finch
#

half sword art is based off medevil art

#

%

slow anchor
#

I like the fact that my pfp tier is an unused one from the old demo

fallen finch
#

Was tha the baron

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before it is what it is now

slow anchor
#

there was no baron

fallen finch
#

I did

lusty cove
fallen finch
#

and for that i am sorry

fallen finch
analog stream
#

Dragon hugger tier

fallen finch
#

I am the baron

#

I like barrels

#

Barrelon

#

WHo put that there

#

too bad dna tests are unreliable

#

Right

#

who

#

tf

lusty cove
fallen finch
#

suggested a whole ass campaign

#

for a demo

#

in feedback-bug reporting

#

lmao

#

bluh doesnt know game hasnt even come out

#

lets see it

#

same

molten spear
#

Has anyone succesfully casted testicular torsion on willy yet

fallen finch
#

i did

#

but i need to level up to level two to send damn videos

molten spear
#

Use ascii art

slim dock
#

just verbalize

humble iris
#

you get exp when you send a message every 60 seconds

fallen finch
#

i keep doing the stat check

slim dock
#

me when xp farming

#

just

fallen finch
#

ok

#

one last time