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#halfsword-chat-⚔
drowsy flint
lusty cove
https://tenor.com/view/yapping-be-quiet-shut-up-shush-gif-15007363859971456142
commoner is easy ngl
also try to recognize the face
drowsy flint
theres me killing him as a peasant with a kitchen knife
shell bronze
twitch forward and wait for them to attack, then capitalize
drowsy flint
quasi gazelle
twitch forward and wait for them to attack, then capitalize
I'll remember this
drowsy flint
hes a pain in the arse but theres nothing majorly wrong with him
hes a boss youre supposed to dodge rather than block or parry
shell bronze
yeah i beat him with the peasant weapons all the time
drowsy flint
yeah i beat him with the peasant weapons all the time
pitchfork by far the easiest out of them coz its the longest
i figured it would be the hardest with the knife coz its the shortest and i did it to prove a point lol
drowsy flint
we js flexing now
yeah im gonna flex killing the boss that everyone cries about fighting swords and pitchforks when i killed him with a kitchen knife
that makes me objectively better than them lol
lusty cove
yeah im gonna flex killing the boss that everyone cries about fighting swords an...
ay i can say the same
shell bronze
pitchfork by far the easiest out of them coz its the longest
i figured it would...
reach is king
lusty cove
what do yall think is the hardest boss besides golden grete
drowsy flint
what do yall think is the hardest boss besides golden grete
the red one with the plancon is up there with being a giant pain in the arse
shell bronze
yeah im gonna flex killing the boss that everyone cries about fighting swords an...
that thread gmfu
shell bronze
the red one with the plancon is up there with being a giant pain in the arse
only way to reliably beat him is counter plancon
or spear
drowsy flint
commoner naturally but thats because people dont know how to fight him
lusty cove
this guy?
shell bronze
the leather wrap spear is good against non polearm weapons
shell bronze
but long one does well
lusty cove
idk, i cant see through the blood and giblets
:D
drowsy flint
but long one does well
i use the longer one in halfgrip and i find it a lot more manageable and honestly a bit more versatile than the shorter leather wrap one
lusty cove
drowsy flint
i love a messy fight where im misswinging now and then, having to actually defend myself
lol
kinda expected him to be dead, or at least unable to fight, after i stabbed him in the face but hey ho
lmao what
digital edge
Hello everyone!
I have heard about the game multiple times on reddit so I decided to play it
It's great! I love the physics and all and I really appreciate all the effort & work behind this game 🤍
drowsy flint
Hello everyone!
fuck off no way
we used to play Ark together years ago
what are the odds holy shit
drowsy flint
yeah on Xbone im pretty sure
cant remember if it was crossplay or not
im talking like 10 years ago
used to have a base on herb island and all sorts
digital edge
I'm also an ARK player :D
drowsy flint
yeah he had a subzero pfp as well XD
digital edge
That's such an amazing coincidence
drowsy flint
thought lightening wouldnt strike twice
found a guy i used to play another game on xbox with about 15 years ago in a discord the other week as well XD
digital edge
Lmfao
Damn now I miss my old gaming friends
I think I've seen your name before on discord no?
digital edge
im in the server as well
Yeah I saw
digital edge
i was also an ark pc player until it went to shit lol
What's that supposed to mean?
drowsy flint
i just think its crap now
megatribes own everything and its been that way for years as far as im aware
unless you have a readymade group or are willing to join something already made theres nothing to do and its boring to play alone
deep perch
is there a release date yet?
digital edge
How do I defeat him
#photography📷 message ?
The farmer
Tall one
With the Scythe
clever vault
is the baron fight suppost to be hard
the fact that he has a pole arm makes him a really easy boss
clever vault
npcs aren’t very good with pole arms
ruby flame
also his is so heavy and slow its really easy to block
clever vault
ye
deep perch
next fest hasn’t even happend yet
fest?
clever vault
huh
shell bronze
With the Scythe
pitchfork
pseudo ferry
When is the release date of the full game?
clever vault
we don’t know
shell bronze
When is the release date of the full game?
soon
the next person to ask without performing preliminary research will delay release to 2027
pseudo ferry
Anyone know how much is going to cost?
shell bronze
price adjustments for different regions as well
snow gulch
the next person to ask without performing preliminary research will delay releas...
When is the release date of the full game? 😎
deep shale
soon ™
novel sequoia
You'll find out soon enough
hollow berry
artificially nerfing the player character by making him a noodle in ultimate challenge is such fun game design
tawny bramble
Each time I'm on the final level my game crashes in the middle of my fight does anyone have a solution?
deep shale
lowering blood settings
timber bay
i crash everytime i leave the abyss, any fixes?
wide shore
i crash everytime i leave the abyss, any fixes?
idk
timber bay
🥺
languid swan
did they somehow make the lock on WORSE.........
i've never wanted to slam my skull into my desk more than watching myself lock onto the person BEHIND the man trying to stab me 3-4 times over
dark folio
i've never wanted to slam my skull into my desk more than watching myself lock o...
Its really bad i know
Hopefully itll get fixed
scenic moon
is there a chance to doge in the game
fierce coral
maybe
dreamy rock
They call me the fixer
digital edge
Lmao
digital edge
😂
shy fossil
hit this guy so hard in the balls, it lifted him off of the ground
digital edge
hit this guy so hard in the balls, it lifted him off of the ground
LMFAO
Guys, how do I defeat commoner boss fight?
tough yew
warm void
Guys, how do I defeat commoner boss fight?
Just keep trying
Practise ig
Not that hard for me.
digital edge
So there's no strat for that guy?
warm void
So there's no strat for that guy?
Every strat works
His AI is kinda slow on swinging that axe.
digital edge
I always kept getting butchered by his sword
digital edge
His AI is kinda slow on swinging that axe.
No I'm talking about the longsword guy
warm void
I KEEP MIXING PEASANT AND COMMONER
digital edge
What weapon should I use? dagger and shortsword/needle, Any sword and shield or just longsword?
digital edge
The higher you go, it becomes easier.
Yeah higher classes are easy (I tried freeplay)
warm void
What weapon should I use? dagger and shortsword/needle, Any sword and shield or ...
Spear.
Wait
Is there any spear in commoner level
I forgot
digital edge
No there's no spear
warm void
No there's no spear
Honestly, anything with a shield.
warm void
The commoner boss is highly unbalanced.
The bigger the enemy, the more force it swings
And the longsword is unparriable
digital edge
The commoner boss is highly unbalanced.
I noticed 😭
warm void
I've spared with it 100 times atp
slim osprey
The bigger the enemy, the more force it swings
swing for the legs and pray it hits
also pray it pops off
warm void
swing for the legs and pray it hits
Only if it doesn't hit you with a horizontal swing.
slim osprey
also also pray he doesn't hit you
warm void
A vertical swing is very fine.
quasi gazelle
man wtf
digital edge
Lmao
quasi gazelle
I got cut in half and got sent to the abyss
slim osprey
Only if it doesn't hit you with a horizontal swing.
I generally just step back and hope he doesn't try and follow up
quasi gazelle
I got cut in half and got sent to the abyss
how does this work
warm void
I got cut in half and got sent to the abyss
I got hit in the leg and my head fell off.
Got sent to the abyss.
slim osprey
highkey the game would be 100 times easier if the earlier bosses were more balanced
digital edge
how does this work
If you die, you go to the abyss. If you give up, you go back to last fight
warm void
highkey the game would be 100 times easier if the earlier bosses were more balan...
Big enemy + big sword, but slow movement?
slim osprey
nerf commoner and you've made the game super easy
slim osprey
Big enemy + big sword, but slow movement?
they should give commoner a much bigger sword
like the boss with the really long halberd
er billhook
warm void
nerf commoner and you've made the game super easy
How about making the boss enemies have lesser accuracy.
Since all of them lock on head.
digital edge
Also I feel like the Z button is really unreachable for my fingers
quasi gazelle
If you die, you go to the abyss. If you give up, you go back to last fight
no
I literally got cut in half
then got sent to the abyss
vital perch
hello chat
quasi gazelle
hello chat
hello
digital edge
then got sent to the abyss
That's what I said
digital edge
hello chat
Hello!
quasi gazelle
That's what I said
do you even understand what I mean
slim osprey
How about making the boss enemies have lesser accuracy.
naw big sword=funnier
digital edge
do you even understand what I mean
I think so
quasi gazelle
my upper torso was seperated from my bottom half
warm void
Also I feel like the Z button is really unreachable for my fingers
Can't you change the keybind?
digital edge
Ohhh
warm void
I saw this enemy, I sliced off his arm, and the weapon fell, but he caught it mid air. 😭
digital edge
Can't you change the keybind?
How do I do that 😭 I tried everything in the key bindings tab but couldn't do it
digital edge
I saw this enemy, I sliced off his arm, and the weapon fell, but he caught it mi...
Hardcore af lmao
warm void
I'd like to see a WI remote esque way of playing like your swinging your sword.
digital edge
I'd like to see a WI remote esque way of playing like your swinging your sword.
Dude, same
quasi gazelle
I look awesome
slim osprey
I look awesome
highkey dripped tf out
digital edge
Wait a min
Guys if I die as for example a commoner do I go back to beggar??
lone mason
Wait a min
Guys if I die as for example a commoner do I go back to beggar??
i think so
digital edge
I didn't know that lol
lone mason
im trying to figure out how i play against a begger cause i completed the game in 2 days (demo)
digital edge
Game's starting to crash multiple times
dark folio
Game's starting to crash multiple times
Disable blood
digital edge
Disable blood
Only when I raised the blood earlier did the game start crashing so that makes sense
Thank you ^^
dark folio
Only when I raised the blood earlier did the game start crashing so that makes s...
You're welcome
kind oracle
how do you win against a spiked spear with only a medium/short range weapon and no armors 😫
vital perch
how do you win against a spiked spear with only a medium/short range weapon and ...
best done with a shield , block the plancon with your shield and attack with your weapon
kind oracle
best done with a shield , block the plancon with your shield and attack with yo...
most of the time I don't have a shield, i'm doing the baron fights
I either get the sword or the machette with the small shield
vital perch
most of the time I don't have a shield, i'm doing the baron fights
I either get...
it's a buckler , you'll want to get a big shield , polerarms have a problem fighting against those
including me even tho i use a mace 😔
digital edge
How many tomatoes were harmed in the making of this Game's SFX?
young saffron
How many tomatoes were harmed in the making of this Game's SFX?
500 thousand
maybe more
digital edge
The producer of the game only produced tomatoes lmao
vital perch
@young saffron hop on the vc babe
sand herald
dark folio
Never buying pies from mcdonalds ever again. In the ad it was WAY bigger
narrow thicket
is half sword near early access? like can we expect it releasing withing weeks or months?
versed crypt
how to reset from ultimate chalange to start?
sand herald
dark folio
is half sword near early access? like can we expect it releasing withing weeks o...
Yes
dark folio
how to reset from ultimate chalange to start?
Gonto gauntlet mode
slow anchor
is half sword near early access? like can we expect it releasing withing weeks o...
this year
obtuse tiger
Whos exited for the trailer drop tommorow?
prisma saffron
is half sword near early access? like can we expect it releasing withing weeks o...
It will come very close after steam next fest
lost rover
My most recent discovery is that the other side of a lucerne or pickhammer or anything actually stabs great
It somehow stabs and never lets go
A very good fight ender
wooden socket
Whos exited for the trailer drop tommorow?
the what
wooden socket
coming tomorrow?
obtuse tiger
yeah for steam fest
wooden socket
the release date is coming after steam fest right?
obtuse tiger
I think its getting announced
soft osprey
We will likely hear about the release date during
wooden socket
i see
half sword release gonna be awesome
i hope you dont need windows 11 for it
obtuse tiger
half sword release gonna be awesome
ikr
soft osprey
Yes, yes it is
obtuse tiger
i hope you dont need windows 11 for it
ofc u wont windows 10 is only not getting security updates
soft osprey
i hope you dont need windows 11 for it
Get with the times old man! But yeah idk, im sure it’ll work with 10
wooden socket
ofc u wont windows 10 is only not getting security updates
yeah idk what it is i just dont feel like switching to 11 ig im too used to 10, wont be a big deal to switch to 11 for half sword but if the game runs with 10 that would be fire
wooden socket
Get with the times old man! But yeah idk, im sure it’ll work with 10
i guess we'll see in the system requirements tab when it releases
half sword iceberg chart would go hard btw
obtuse tiger
I was gonna upgrade to windows 11 last year then I upgraded my GPU and it said my hardware is to old for windows 11 when it didnt before
I need to change some setting but I cba
round stone
day 12 of Q4
obtuse tiger
release date gets reaveld tmr!!
round stone
Fuck yeah !!!
lost rover
Lowkey halfsword physics for man at arms+ are actually pretty accurate
round stone
Release date being the day after tomorrow lmao
lost rover
Cause i just watched an AMMA fight and they do fight like that
obtuse tiger
the kicking needs to be inproved tbh
round stone
the kicking needs to be inproved tbh
thrusting needs to be improved as well
obtuse tiger
are we getting a crosshair again like the itch version were I can aim where im thrusting
but like a setting
round stone
Yep, many times I try a perfect 180 vertical swing
And the sword just goes wherever it wants
wooden socket
wooden socket
this sword is going straight through like two ribs and a lung
soft osprey
release date gets reaveld tmr!!
we dont know exactly when! dont get dissapointed if they dont give us the date on the first day. i mean tbf i dont see why they would wait but, just in case
dark folio
Wow
round stone
"Cool duo poses to try with your bro"
obtuse tiger
...
obtuse tiger
we dont know exactly when! dont get dissapointed if they dont give us the date o...
Read the attachment
round stone
"Must be the wind"
wooden socket
slight hunch that might hurt quite a lot
soft osprey
Read the attachment
the attachment?
wooden socket
another duo pose
obtuse tiger
says new gameplay trailer and showcase guaranteed
soft osprey
click the image attachment
yeah, i didnt say we arent getting one i said idk if its all coming on day 1. but again, idk why they would wait beyond day one but so far we havent been told anything and normally we get told ahead of time to get ready for an activity spike in here and it starts tomorrow
round stone
another duo pose
Another one
Beaconing hand, lmao
Just release the date omfg im dying
obtuse tiger
yeah, i didnt say we arent getting one i said idk if its all coming on day 1. bu...
steam fest is tommorow
soft osprey
i feel like youre not reading what im writing
obtuse tiger
so there will be a activity spike in the server
obtuse tiger
i feel like youre not reading what im writing
you said you havent been told anything
soft osprey
i said we get told ahead of time about any announcments they make so we can get ready for a huge spike but havent been yet, so until we get told to be ready, i have no reason to think theyre announcing anything on day 1, being tomorrow. all im saying is, dont be dissapointed if they dont announce it first thing
but AGAIN, i see no reason why they would wait
round stone
50/50
obtuse tiger
it will probs be all in on day I think
dark folio
Kaboom
soft osprey
end of the day the mod team doesnt know any more than anyone else unfortunately, until a little bit before. the sooner the better ofc
i just want early access already
obtuse tiger
fr
wooden socket
its gonna be worth the wait
obtuse tiger
ikr
wooden socket
i think early access half sword might be the best game of all time
soft osprey
obtuse tiger
i think early access half sword might be the best game of all time
watch people beg for it to be free
soft osprey
if halfsword doesnt win game of the year
im calling corruption!
well. idk if early access games are elligible but still
obtuse tiger
some 1month made crappy indi game will win watch it
restive garnet
Balatro 2
wooden socket
Edgar Allan Oaf
wild radish
axe saved me
obtuse tiger
axe saved me
Thats the half sword gods right there
round stone
bro still has allies on half-olympus
dark folio
i just want early access already
Who doesnt
obtuse tiger
people who dont👍
dark folio
watch people beg for it to be free
And people asking in tiktok comment sections if its on mobile
wild radish
need a village map mod or smth filled with npcs
obtuse tiger
And people asking in tiktok comment sections if its on mobile
im so glad console is coming so when im streaming the game people stop saying is it on PS and I say no then they say can you put it on ps💀
obtuse tiger
need a village map mod or smth filled with npcs
bros gonna go on a killing spree
dark folio
need a village map mod or smth filled with npcs
It will be fun to masacre Willie colonies
soft osprey
people who dont👍
This is objectively true
obtuse tiger
first person mode needs some slight impovments
is there gonna be a new gauntlet
or something like that
pliant sierra
When will the full game be released and will it cost money?
mental kelp
vapid hull
When will the full game be released and will it cost money?
$70 with dlc and a battle pass, with any luck
wild radish
When will the full game be released and will it cost money?
ten to thirty dollars i think
wooden socket
When will the full game be released and will it cost money?
release date not known beyond q4 2025 and it will cost like 20 bucks im pretty sure
obtuse tiger
$70 with dlc and a battle pass, with any luck
$10 - 30 no micro transactions
vapid hull
$10 - 30 no micro transactions
That’s what They™ want you to think fr!
sweet plaza
do u guys think it will be playable on the steam deck?
obtuse tiger
That’s what They™ want you to think fr!
ohh I see now
vapid hull
do u guys think it will be playable on the steam deck?
Pretty sure it is actually loosely controller compatable
obtuse tiger
do u guys think it will be playable on the steam deck?
fuh nah
vapid hull
Or that’s planned
obtuse tiger
its comming to console
vapid hull
I actually, unironically forgot
obtuse tiger
in like 2026 late or smt
pliant sierra
When do you expect it to come out?
obtuse tiger
soon
before 2026
we are getting new news and a trailer this comming week
we dont no exact date but we will get info
sweet plaza
i wonder if theres gonna be pvp against friends at some point, would be funny
obtuse tiger
i wonder if theres gonna be pvp against friends at some point, would be funny
local multiplayers planned Im sure
sweet plaza
hell yeah
round stone
Most probably $25
obtuse tiger
Most probably $25
I think it should be more but people will complain
round stone
Somehow I stabbed myself as a Baron, wth
pliant sierra
How many developers develop the game?? 
obtuse tiger
people be to broke now adays
quasi gazelle
Somehow I stabbed myself as a Baron, wth
pro tip: stab yourself (ingame) to holster a large weapon
sweet plaza
Somehow I stabbed myself as a Baron, wth
back then people used to go to a doc for that, just sayin
it would be really funny to have a tiny castle or so full of willies that u get to attack
round stone
pro tip: stab yourself (ingame) to holster a large weapon
Should he get a doc appointment for this?
sweet plaza
this is just a flesh wound. a simple bandage should help with that
round stone
My thought as well
quasi gazelle
Should he get a doc appointment for this?
just get him an eyepatch
pirates managed it
obtuse tiger
pirates managed it
Pirates stabbed them selfs in the eye to look cool
obtuse tiger
https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-just-a-flesh-wound-kicked...
😂
quasi gazelle
blackbeard put burning tapers into his beard to look cool
obtuse tiger
willey ran at me with a skinning knife when I was the barron cuz it was cool (his head was severed)
are we getting crowd toggles?
in settings or smt
slow anchor
blackbeard put burning tapers into his beard to look cool
He was just aura farming
quasi gazelle
god damn this boss is stupid
dark folio
are we getting crowd toggles?
I hope so
soft osprey
How many developers develop the game?? <:PierrotApperance:1312862745951080448>
Meant to send that to you
digital edge
Could someone please help me with #photography📷 message
How do I defeat the final boss?
quasi gazelle
How do I defeat the final boss?
get a polearm and either whack him on the head really hard or whack him really fast continuously so he falls over and can't get up (honestly I haven't beaten him just telling you what I've heard)
digital edge
get a polearm and either whack him on the head really hard or whack him really f...
Lmao all of them despawned
quasi gazelle
Lmao all of them despawned
lol
mental kelp
quasi gazelle
smii7y HAS to play hs early access
round stone
Mf is traumatized
sick pollen
Mf is traumatized
What the fuck did you do to him 💔
restive barn
gn
round stone
What the fuck did you do to him 💔
I swear bro, nothing 🥀
zinc zenith
what hour will the next fest start tmrw?
digital panther
Somehow I stabbed myself as a Baron, wth
nhs would give him one in a few years
round stone
what's nhs, man
digital edge
get a polearm and either whack him on the head really hard or whack him really f...
I was able to get his spear down but then he pulled out the sword so I went like "Yeah I give up."
digital panther
Should he get a doc appointment for this?
meant to reply to this
round stone
Nono, I was asking the meaning of 'nhs'
I'm not native english speaker, these abreviations are wild
sick pollen
I swear bro, nothing 🥀
You didn't even hit him that hard he's just doing it for attention
round stone
You didn't even hit him that hard he's just doing it for attention
Totally
plain token
let thy hand not be heavy upon me
round stone
LMFAO
maiden nymph
astral viper
Question when will this game release to the point there is an online mode
signal wedge
Question when will this game release to the point there is an online mode
From what I understand EA will have local splitscreen
lusty cove
heavy hare
i cant send img?
lusty cove
im not even joking when i say this when i mauled this willy right next to me the perfectly fine one legit gave up
he literally gave up
seeing what i could do
yall they might be coming self aware
HES CRAWLING AWAY
civic crest
hi everyone I'm new hear so I'm sorry if i ask a bad question but i saw in the #faq that there is no online mod for now on and if it will realase it will be in future but is there a mod online made by the community ?
lusty cove
ok thank you
no problemo
vapid hull
bro is NOT gonna survive
Never backdown never what
worn spear
nevuh give up
baron gets crazy to the point where you can walk into people and they die
lusty cove
this is funny
vapid hull
baron gets crazy to the point where you can walk into people and they die
Its so powerful I lowkey don’t like playing as him fr!
John billhook makes my soul happy
quasi gazelle
this is funny
crisp vapor
I can't challenge the stage boss after the final stage. I think you allowed me to fight with the boss.
I'm sorry. I wanted to upload it on #feed back, but I don't know how to do it;;
@lean niche
lusty cove
https://tenor.com/view/the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-tcoaal-nemlei-sack-gif-2289...
yeah i make sure they die
quasi gazelle
yeah i make sure they die
damn ts is tuff
worn spear
yeah i make sure they die
normalize letting NPCs get back up when theyre knocked down
if they cant then just ease their pain
lusty cove
damn ts is tuff
LIDULYYYYYYYYYY
quasi gazelle
if my eyes turn red... I'm crying 👹
worn spear
kindmaxxing
lusty cove
normalize letting NPCs get back up when theyre knocked down
im pretty sure they cant get up after you literally fucking skin their faces off
worn spear
then theyre just beta CUCKS.
lusty cove
then theyre just beta CUCKS.
mmmmm lemme see what u will do if i skin ur face off
dark folio
My phone is about to run out of battery
worn spear
charge it king...
lusty cove
what if i did this to you?
worn spear
owch
humble iris
what if i did this to you?
what have you done
worn spear
id win
dark folio
what if i did this to you?
Whys the quality so low😭
lusty cove
what have you done
i uhhhhh made sure he died
lusty cove
Whys the quality so low😭
its like a liveleak kinda thing
humble iris
i uhhhhh made sure he died
i can see you did a very good job of doing that
lusty cove
dark folio
Stop it the willie species is endagered
lusty cove
Stop it the willie species is endagered
am king von
dark folio
am king von
Did you eat one of his dreads
lusty cove
Did you eat one of his dreads
yup
lusty cove
ate it like a crunchy bar
dark folio
What do you think of bart bash
lusty cove
wgar
dark folio
im slightly dumb
You sure
lusty cove
is it that one game?
where its a fever dream about bart?
i havent searched it up yet
dark folio
I'm surprised ny phones not dead yet
dark folio
where its a fever dream about bart?
No
dark folio
it is a game?
Yes
lusty cove
lusty cove
yes a fever dream about bart
dark folio
Imagine the last thing i see before my phone dies is bart bash
dark folio
im bout 10 seconds from lobotomizing u btw
Good
lusty cove
dark folio
Hmmm
lusty cove
\
obtuse tiger
Ive just read the pinned message and the games gonna be sick
obtuse tiger
does the demo 50% mean the demo will give 50% of the game???
quasi gazelle
👹
humble iris
"Grip strength improvements are in progress, and different stances (i.e reverse dagger grips) are confirmed." yeah!!!
grip strength!!!
reverse grip!!!
worn spear
hotline miami reference get a grip
quasi gazelle
worn spear
which body part yall want?
bro lowk a villain
lusty cove
bro lowk a villain
but im LIDULY the villan
digital edge
halfsword helmet gameplay is
It feels like a wide bodycam more than first person
It's still the demo and not even 1.0 demo yet
There're MANY changes to come
Also yeah since first person isn't fully properly done then view position doesn't change form helmet to helmet
digital edge
but im LIDULY the villan
How low honor play feels like
quasi gazelle
but im LIDULY the villan
lusty cove
the average willy the second they catch a glimpse of my presence
lilac geyser
hal swoert.
sand herald
lusty cove
what a willy sees
humble iris
what a willy sees
3fs mentioned
lusty cove
3fs mentioned
sand herald
lusty cove
worn spear
3fs mentioned
old 3fs: I'm old!
lusty cove
worn spear
quasi gazelle
when Trueno said ''Lego Lego Lego'' I really felt that
worn spear
https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27567306
willie watching as @lusty cove brutally dismembers a person(hes next)
humble iris
that has gotta hurt
lusty cove
that has gotta hurt
ive done worse
humble iris
ive done worse
trust me i know
obtuse tiger
that has gotta hurt
he most likely wouldnt have felt it. it penetrated the skin mostlikly fracturing the skull and if so it would have cut his brain that was a fatal blow he didnt feel it
amber vessel
source?
humble iris
source: trust me bro
obtuse tiger
eyes
amber vessel
ive seen people with pieces of car stuck in their brain
so like
nah
he would have deffo felt it
amber vessel
that doesnt mean anything LOL
signal wedge
obtuse tiger
Im so exited for the EA
obtuse tiger
SAMEE
signal wedge
i told like 5 people that it was today
And now you're banned for spreading misinformation
SEEYA LATER STINKY
obtuse tiger
😬
humble iris
And now you're banned for spreading misinformation
no......
im a higher rank than you
which means im superior
obtuse tiger
hes main character
humble iris
hey wait a second
obtuse tiger
im cryinh
humble iris
my name is different
signal wedge
get mod abused nerd
humble iris
what the hell man!!!!
amber vessel
abuse of power, guys lets kill this guy with hammers
obtuse tiger
LETS BEAT HIN AND CALL HIM A RAGGA MUFFIN
digital edge
abuse of power, guys lets kill this guy with hammers
No daggers 🥺 ?
obtuse tiger
what halfsword streamers are gonna stream the EA trailer
Developers might reveal EA by sending the trailer (with release date) to the most influential Half Sword streamer and having them stream it.
oh it says might
nvm
humble iris
that has not gotta hurt
obtuse tiger
that has not gotta hurt
farty mc fartersonarty mc farterson
worn spear
that has gotta hurt
why does the peasant willy have a longsword
shell bronze
if you r not a mod why are you here
only the greatest and most elite status people r allowed
shell bronze
no
azure mirage
WOW
shell bronze
all of you are equal in the eyes of clueless and clueless deems all of you below him
jokes aside how are we doing today
worn spear
jokes aside how are we doing today
great i finally beat barron
i mean
not finally
i literally got him on first try
the path to him was hard tho
faint crater
Today is a do stuff around the dorm and then sit on a bench somewhere for a bit with a nice drink kind of day
shell bronze
i woke up an hour ago
same
shell bronze
the path to him was hard tho
it's always harder getting to the baron than actually fighting him
faint crater
pole
shell bronze
i used candlestick to beat him before he's not very difficult
azure mirage
jokes aside how are we doing today
I'm genuinely upset now lol
shell bronze
I'm genuinely upset now lol
dafuq
faint crater
I'm genuinely upset now lol
why
azure mirage
oh i wonder why
shell bronze
i need there to be a mod that makes it so that npcs NEVER give up
we have that in enhancer
worn spear
you can tear off a willies arms and he still charges
shell bronze
the no pain mod iirc
faint crater
clueless was jokin
worn spear
we have that in enhancer
what enchancer
worn spear
where can i get it
shell bronze
clueless was jokin
me and moai are the resident 1984 larpers this should be well known by now
(together we discriminate against pink roles)
faint crater
discrimination based on color is definitely a good idea clueless
worn spear
sick
humble iris
discrimination based on color is definitely a good idea clueless
only against the pinkards
shell bronze
discrimination based on color is definitely a good idea clueless
it's an amazing idea as a matter of fact
i discriminate against the pinkies
azure mirage
@faint crater Did u ever try hakuga
shell bronze
we only fly the proud colors of red and yellow around these parts
faint crater
noo i still have 3 days left of my long weekend
azure mirage
Blasphemy
faint crater
i know im procrastinating
i'm also kinda waiting for a time for my roommates to not be around
which i havent had many opportunities
humble iris
noo i still have 3 days left of my long weekend
3 days left
faint crater
one of the guys is pretty like uhh how do i say this
shell bronze
azure mirage
photosensitive
faint crater
he's just sensitive as hell
faint crater
with a lot of things
azure mirage
just tell him to not look at the screen
faint crater
yeah i suppose i could say something
that's a good idea
this is my first year with roommates so im still figuring stuff out lol thanks
signal wedge
this is my first year with roommates so im still figuring stuff out lol thanks
what is the situation like do yall have separate rooms
azure mirage
hi silly
obtuse tiger
what is the situation like do yall have separate rooms
most colages dont
azure mirage
i see that you hath inquired a new photo for your profile
signal wedge
most colages dont
oof
I could not do that
The roommates I have are cool but one is just kinda gross
Bro leaves clumps of hair on the bathroom showers wall
It's disgusting
faint crater
what is the situation like do yall have separate rooms
this is my second year in the dorms and this year I am in a suite. There is 3 rooms in total, there is a shared living room, and two rooms that have access to it. The two rooms have bathrooms each but one of them is 3 people, and the other is 2 people. I am with the 3 person room.
signal wedge
this is my second year in the dorms and this year I am in a suite. There is 3 ro...
fuck that
faint crater
uni and colleges here have separate dorm rooms usually
a lot of the time, thats what it was like last year for me
but the building was old as hell
signal wedge
I would hate trying to play video games knowing people might be watching me
tender quest
faint crater
its whatever ig, next year i'm going to try and get a slightly more expensive apartment style dorm that is a single, but also has a kitchenette. I miss cooking
azure mirage
i never had a roommate
signal wedge
simply buy a stove and hook it up inside your room
azure mirage
surprisingly
as soon as I got to uni I had a house for myself
which was somewhat close to the place
faint crater
I would hate trying to play video games knowing people might be watching me
the most annoying part is not being able to play games as late as I want, or to have their noise come over my mic whenever im in a call.
but halfsword is nice cause i dont have to worry about ping, and im not in a call or anything so im not making noise
shell bronze
we should make willie's screams bypass audio settings and volume to go through your speakers at max loudness
azure mirage
yeaaah
hasty blade
yo yall. what would yall say is the best wip sneak peak?
except the gore update
WAIT WHAT
I DINT EVEN SEE THAT
thats a leak. not an announcement
nah. we prob dont. its prob them adding working out in halfsword
to become stronger
shell bronze
lifting weights as willie
hasty blade
yea
shell bronze
me walking into battle all muscled up and well trained to die to a kitchen knife
humble iris
im curious on how jousting and a bow would work in half sword
hasty blade
yall. imagine in early access. you spend ten minutes of your life repeadedly moving your mouse up and down to work out your willie. just to get full boxed by a stick-man looking ass willie
hasty blade
yea
iswtg if its like 80 bucks
i will crash out
OH YEAH
THAT
THATS DEF THE BEST ANNOUNCEMENT
wait
THE BACKBOARD
IT MIGHT HAVE LEAKS
destruction?
WAIT LIKE BATTLEFIELD 6 DESTRUCTION?
-# NOT LIKE that but you get what i mean
you can
maybe they will make it so you can chop down trees?
or something
yea
lets hope it isint lol
lol
quiet ferry
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lhWgKTRt1gpfCLKAM?invite=cr-MSxISWosMzg3MzI3ODAy&v=29 10:30 grappling
hasty blade
yes
maybe they could make it a seperate mode
that'd be cool
but def they wont
because the game is purelly about fencing
and fighting
and realism
and gore
yea
just found it on google images
signal wedge
Now I'm changing it back to simply spite you
hasty blade
and thought it was funy
shell bronze
iswtg if its like 80 bucks
100 actually
shell bronze
execution this instant
sorry choom we dont like poor people around these parts
signal wedge
THAT IS NOT WHAT IT WAS
humble iris
there was nothing catgirl about that old pfp 😭
shell bronze
https://tenor.com/view/this-block-button-aint-enough-spunchbob-spongebob-gif-259...
are you perhaps impoverished
shell bronze
i distinctly remember this exchange
prisma saffron
who put porn as a pfp
shell bronze
wthelly
humble iris
why are we giving vivid details
hasty blade
are you perhaps impoverished
perhaps you are clueless?
shell bronze
perhaps you are clueless?
i am
prisma saffron
hasty blade
Fuck.
signal wedge
it was not
hasty blade
that backfired.
prisma saffron
when ? ? ? rn?
signal wedge
when ? ? ? rn?
there was no porn as a pfp he's just deranged
shell bronze
the dogpiling is crazy
prisma saffron
what no EA does to a man
quiet ferry
true
hasty blade
there was no porn as a pfp he's just deranged
i agree with vro
wait can u send me ur previous pfp
so i can see
shell bronze
the red role in me tells me i should double down and agree that spooky had questionable material for his previous pfp
hasty blade
if vro has a point or nah
signal wedge
if vro has a point or nah
Ill send it to clueless because he's a neutral party
prisma saffron
i abstain too i guess
signal wedge
And he can decide
hasty blade
https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-3708949419905965398
AES AR RED ROL!!! U IS HAEV COERN AS YUR PROFIEL PICTUR RIET NOWWWEE!!111! HOW DAER U?!
signal wedge
dawg
hasty blade
send it in my dms
prisma saffron
shell bronze
(there is nothing provocative or otherwise suggestive in that profile picture.)
quiet ferry
what isthis
hasty blade
(there is nothing provocative or otherwise suggestive in that profile picture.)
o ok can i see tho???
quiet ferry
did bro see a poor person
prisma saffron
little verge
prisma saffron
stop dragging it
shell bronze
ok back to half sword
hasty blade
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044
vro is desperate for toe physics 😭
shell bronze
half sword will be a phenomenon
signal wedge
no
humble iris
your right
shell bronze
this is a very #general-catfish-🐱🐟 thing
hasty blade
execute his whole bloodline.
hasty blade
wtf
quiet ferry
half sword half sword half sword
shell bronze
my ancestors dead tf
prisma saffron
hasty blade
THIS IS SO CURSED
shell bronze
what a handsome man
little verge
quiet ferry
will ee
hasty blade
or js a really good edit?
prisma saffron
wait is that real tho?
i suppose
brazen gyro
will something happen in steam next festival？
prisma saffron
i found it in the reference channel
humble iris
will something happen in steam next festival？
yes
little verge
or js a really good edit?
Real.
hasty blade
will something happen in steam next festival？
halfsword EA gameplay possibly
POSSIBLY. not promised
shell bronze
little verge
prisma saffron
will something happen in steam next festival？
showcase
brazen gyro
damn got me hyped
prisma saffron
which could mean new build
shell bronze
TRUE
hasty blade
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
unkempt pivot
will something happen in steam next festival？
Free pre-EA for 1 week
signal wedge
you're actually the best mcwonder
little verge
you're actually the best mcwonder
shell bronze
mcwonder protects us from the consequences of mod abuse
prisma saffron
Free pre-EA for 1 week
i feel like we are acting like this isnt tommorow
celest garnet
so tomorrow will i be able to get halfsword on steam?
shell bronze
so we can make the server a much worse place
humble iris
we need compensation for you to be forgived
shell bronze
50 dollars evenly cashapp'd between me and spooky
quiet ferry
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134648174359879803/1287455121256611861/c...
"i'm not spreading misinfromation i'm just lying"
prisma saffron
mcwonder btw do you choose the community artworks?
shell bronze
i take venmo and paypal too
little verge
mcwonder btw do you choose the community artworks?
signal wedge
dawg
prisma saffron
well mines the last
humble iris
50 dollars evenly cashapp'd between me and spooky
and me since as i totally have significance in this conversation
little verge
Yo Take off topic convo to #general-catfish-🐱🐟
quiet ferry
anyways
humble iris
woah
quiet ferry
don't be mean
shell bronze
what
signal wedge
yall take offtopic convos to general plz
shell bronze
when will we talk about half sword
little verge
mental kelp
Lettuce 🥬 commence
prisma saffron
celery
little verge
prisma saffron
can we (arti)choke willie?
shell bronze
Lettuce 🥬 commence
post some clips and teach the younglings how to play
mental kelp
Were it so easy
little verge
Were it so easy
They just need to learn about circles.
little verge
If you can draw a circle you can master HS combat.
quiet ferry
questiomn
will there be a third fence around the second fence in the place i don't know what to call
humble iris
there will be 4
shell bronze
humble iris
ensure no willie escapes
mental kelp
If you can draw a circle you can master HS combat.
Truer words never spoken
shell bronze
prisma saffron
do you think autoparry will ever be a toggleable thing
humble iris
i hope
prisma saffron
not that its a bother just i dont prefer
little verge
questiomn
will there be a third fence around the second fence in the place i do...
The second perimeter fence is to separate the list from the crowds, a third seperation would be redundant.
shell bronze
do you think autoparry will ever be a toggleable thing
they make it permanent and actually worse in early access
prisma saffron
they make it permanent and actually worse in early access
little verge
do you think autoparry will ever be a toggleable thing
Commonly suggested, highly considered no final decision made. This is a minor mechanic and falls under the QOL features.
obtuse tiger
https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-13328108869509964634
learn parry
shell bronze
honestly i need them to give me the ability to do zwerch
prisma saffron
i can parry when willie doesnt move the sword for me
dark folio
do you think autoparry will ever be a toggleable thing
I hope so
prisma saffron
i never turned on DX12 for some reason
shell bronze
obtuse tiger
its called "practise"
prisma saffron
everything looks so crisp now
prisma saffron
its called "practise"
little verge
auto parry messes up manual parrying
I prefer fools guard for this reason. My blade only gets close when I am striking or parrying.
humble iris
shell bronze
prisma saffron
the ox thing works best for me
humble iris
prisma saffron
its like a all rounder
shell bronze
ox/kasumi kamae is balls in this game tbh
prisma saffron
are you guys ready for the chat to be flooded tommorow
little verge
are you guys ready for the chat to be flooded tommorow
mental kelp
shell bronze
mental kelp
Flooded with my clips
shell bronze
are you guys ready for the chat to be flooded tommorow
i'm actually gonna go to sleep right as the stream starts so i can absolve myself of all responsibility
little verge
i'm actually gonna go to sleep right as the stream starts so i can absolve mysel...
Stream?
dark folio
are you guys ready for the chat to be flooded tommorow
Yes
prisma saffron
o
little verge
i had mixed up the terminology in my head.
This is how my days get longer.
shell bronze
This is how my days get longer.
you're welcome for any future incidents
humble iris
clue how long do you think it'll take you to get used to the new EA physics just like how you have it now
little verge
clue how long do you think it'll take you to get used to the new EA physics just...
Not long at all, they are not that different.
prisma saffron
i heard a while back the step in difficulty will be palpable
humble iris
Not long at all, they are not that different.
oh thats sweet
mental kelp
If the physics are truly better then it’s no time at all it’s on sight clip spam
prisma saffron
from now and EA
little verge
If the physics are truly better then it’s no time at all it’s on sight clip spam
Entirely subjective.
shell bronze
If the physics are truly better then it’s no time at all it’s on sight clip spam
i will find a way to spite you with the flashy hollywood blocks and parries
watch
mental kelp
Yea no footwork and robotic handwork okay 😹
shell bronze
shell bronze
Yea no footwork and robotic handwork okay 😹
choreography ❤️
prisma saffron
flailing will cease to exist maybe
mental kelp
Entirely subjective.
If he can swing and he can walk then he can fence for me
prisma saffron
or be truly useless now
dark folio
Entirely subjective.
Will willies eyes be more beautifull
shell bronze
if the ai locks in i just get rid of all the parries and start fighting like it's kendo
little verge
Will willies eyes be more beautifull
The eyes will be pretty but they won't be Willies.
mental kelp
I wish they would redo the stances
shell bronze
mental kelp
No need for the ones they have that go up and across the line
dark folio
The eyes will be pretty but they won't be Willies.
Alright
prisma saffron
I wish they would redo the stances
or add more and you can switch
humble iris
add thumb grip and my life is yours 🙏
shell bronze
No need for the ones they have that go up and across the line
my issue with current stances is that willie swings with only his arms
mental kelp
they already have the useful ones but they just have the worst structure and standing imaginable
shell bronze
guards like waki kamae/nebenhut are garbage/nonexistent
i wanna see more back and hip movements + footwork incorporated directly into the swings
mental kelp
It’s not the best now but you can still step when you swing and pass like how you do in reality
shell bronze
the polearms feel decent enough because the man puts his entire form into it but the swords have noodle arm problems
shell bronze
It’s not the best now but you can still step when you swing and pass like how yo...
it's more based on momentum building than it is biomechanics for me rn
little verge
they already have the useful ones but they just have the worst structure and sta...
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