idk I feel like it's the opposite yk
#halfsword-chat-⚔
glad sparrow
small wing
damn
tender quest
shell bronze
sleek gull
I do a sort of leap by holding shift, tapping S to lean backward, then kick and press W to lunge forward.
glad sparrow
militus is all about momentum
bonk
stark moss
its called motion
shell bronze
militus did you see the cool thing i requested your loadout specifically for
@tender quest
it's not finished yet but progress is looking good
tender quest
i did not
shell bronze
when i get home i have to put fizzle in
still waiting on the two john _swords to get back to me with their loadouts/pics
sleek gull
Dude how do u parry so good
Practice, and understanding Real World sword fighting techniques.
opal vale
Practice, and understanding Real World sword fighting techniques.
Ye but how do u do it with a mouse
It dont swing the way I want it to swing bro
sleek gull
Ye but how do u do it with a mouse
That is the practice part. ; )
Something that took me a while to understand, is that you don't need to move your mouse as much as you might think to get the sword into different positions. Fine and controlled movements are better than wide sweeping movements with the mouse.
restive barn
gn
shell bronze
shell bronze
It dont swing the way I want it to swing bro
gotta practice with low sens to get a feel for how it swings
after you used to it every clip will be a movie
sleek gull
Ye but how do u do it with a mouse
I suggest practicing moving through positions. Move yoru mouse VERY slowly.
Then once you are able to accurately move between them, start adding strikes in between them.
sleek gull
gotta practice with low sens to get a feel for how it swings
Dude, I sit at around 75% sens. I went back to 15% and it felt like I was cutting through the thickest air. Like something was stopping my sword from swinging, it is so weird to go back to after you graduated from it lol
opal vale
I suggest practicing moving through positions. Move yoru mouse VERY slowly.
The...
thank you
shell bronze
Dude, I sit at around 75% sens. I went back to 15% and it felt like I was cuttin...
shi was only good when we sucked lmao
sleek gull
shi was only good when we sucked lmao
Fact lol
shell bronze
sleek gull
thank you
No problem. If you want to get into the Historically Accurate side of fencing. Here are the basic positions (guards)
sleek gull
I never realized the accuracy of this game
It is what I absolutely love about Half Sword. It is so much more than a silly lil sword game
wispy patio
does hp regen in the baron gauntlet level
ember sail
idk I feel like it's the opposite yk
its better to burn out than to fade away
small wing
just really slowly
so it does heal
dire knot
Good evening, I am French and I would like to know if it is possible to play with our friends on the game.
shell bronze
no
azure mirage
so it does heal
barely but yea
shell bronze
next
azure mirage
Good evening, I am French and I would like to know if it is possible to play wit...
no
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
dire knot
There is still no option to configure your own keys. Do you know when the option will be available?
shell bronze
early access
tender violet
bfo i swear
this game sometimes brings me happiness sometimes is a hella pain
bro how did i die
azure mirage
probably slashed
azure mirage
send a clip next time
tender violet
idk how did his weapon even reach me
azure mirage
they hit you in the head really well
tender violet
and sometimes i got knocked out by a funny move by the oppment
then i drop my weapons automatically by each swing
???
azure mirage
u get concussed
tender violet
oh i see
shell bronze
concussions reduce grip strength
tender violet
so how did i got concussion by running onto my oppment without getting hit
tender violet
how to screen record lol
faint crater
hi
faint crater
should be able to post in game footage though
azure mirage
should be able to post in game footage though
oh yeah
i don't think that needs level perms
@tender violet
go to #game-footage-🎮🎥
if u can even post it
quasi gazelle
m
tender violet
how to be annoying in half sword
in the last stage
wait for the player to grab the knife in the middle then kill them
or, get two of your teamates to corner the player so he cant do anything
third, use armoured knights to rush at the non armoured player so he dies
faint crater
@tender violet for that clip u sent i'd suggest just working on swing accuracy
tender violet
oh
earnest gale
when is half sword coming out
tender violet
<@680356810200317996> for that clip u sent i'd suggest just working on swing acc...
aim better?
faint crater
when is half sword coming out
sometime within the next 3 months
azure mirage
when is half sword coming out
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
azure mirage
sometime within the next 3 months
basically yeah
earnest gale
how much will it cost
faint crater
aim better?
all of those dudes have weak points in there armor, sometimes you gotta expose those spots by hitting them a a certain way
azure mirage
how much will it cost
The early access will most likely be 20-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public
earnest gale
isnt that too much
azure mirage
isnt that too much
no
faint crater
It's easier to half-sword against the armor tho. that's when you hold the blade and use the sword horizontally @tender violet
When you aren't trying to stam them out
earnest gale
and will there be multi player
azure mirage
and will there be multi player
There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released
faint crater
when you have less armor tho and just a sword stamming them out is hard thi
azure mirage
No multiplayer planned at the current time
faint crater
they understand the appeal of multiplayer tho
earnest gale
is it going to release on play station
azure mirage
is it going to release on play station
unknown
faint crater
I wouldn't count on early access being on ps
earnest gale
split screen only with controllers right?
azure mirage
split screen only with controllers right?
most likely
from what I've seen in videos, yes
could have pc config but I don't know that
quasi gazelle
I can't even imagine how hard It'd be to play on controller
faint crater
yeah fr
azure mirage
I can't even imagine how hard It'd be to play on controller
it's hard but controllable
faint crater
is there ability to use controller through mods at this current time, cause it'd be fun to mess around with that for an hr
azure mirage
not fully supported from my knowledge
azure mirage
is there ability to use controller through mods at this current time, cause it'd...
not that i know
most likely not
earnest gale
how do i download mods
faint crater
nexus
faint crater
check pins that ^
earnest gale
ty
azure mirage
check pins that ^
some stuff is on nexus and github
i believe nexus is the most used?
faint crater
enhancer and ovrdth selector are the ones you gotta get
quasi gazelle
I got a rule that I wont install mods until I complete baron
azure mirage
I got a rule that I wont install mods until I complete baron
lol
quasi gazelle
some stuff is on nexus and github
I do not trust github at all
faint crater
he clicked on the hot moms ad
azure mirage
idk I just hate github
why
earnest gale
is pinging chrome allowed
azure mirage
is pinging chrome allowed
yeah?
earnest gale
okay
faint crater
why... wouldnt it be?
azure mirage
why... wouldnt it be?
at least he's asking
tender violet
It's easier to half-sword against the armor tho. that's when you hold the blade ...
ooo got it thx
faint crater
at least he's asking
yeah you're right
tender violet
all of those dudes have weak points in there armor, sometimes you gotta expose t...
ima try a low high combo
earnest gale
in some servers its not allowed to disturbe moderators
azure mirage
he's not a moderator but a normal user like us
he knows a lot about mods however
as in
game modifications
azure mirage
what is half sword tech demo
The tech demo is the early access template i believe, i could be wrong*
You can't access it at the current time
earnest gale
i click download but its not downloading
azure mirage
i click download but its not downloading
You can't access it
earnest gale
i see
azure mirage
You can only access the normal demo at the time
earnest gale
thanks for the information
azure mirage
thanks for the information
of course
faint crater
danya the all knowing
azure mirage
danya the all knowing
i try to know
my third eye opened last monday after eating the best sandwich like ever
faint crater
I love a good sandwich
earnest gale
have you tried tuna toast
its really good
you need
2 pieces of toast
1 cheese slice
tuna on top of the cheese
toast it
there you have it
faint crater
idk about all of that tbh
small wing
holy shit master chef
earnest gale
(;
small wing
not all of us are gordan ramsay
earnest gale
its easy to make
azure mirage
my mobile data is murdering me
azure mirage
2 pieces of toast
1 cheese slice
tuna on top of the cheese
toast it
noted
faint crater
cheese and jam is such a good snack
faint crater
cheese and jam has been enjoyed since the middle ages
js
pretty sure people out them in sandwiches now
halfsword ahh meal
small wing
if you showed a medieval peasant halfsword gameplay and you told him it was a window to an arena he would probably believe it
w clip
sand herald
sand herald
oh man i don't think i really have one yet
night tangle
What lock strength do you use
small wing
mustard
shell bronze
oh man i don't think i really have one yet
you should get one
every top player needs a brand image
sleek gull
every top player needs a brand image
Fact.
And eventually, if we ever do get PvP, I want to start banner houses. Taking it to the next level .
shell bronze
once that pic is finished it would actually be demonic to use as material
the half sword seven
sleek gull
Epic!
crisp thorn
Hello chat
quasi gazelle
every time I get a sword I wanna do some zorro shit
faint crater
i have a feeling multiplayer will be so aids
azure mirage
i have a feeling multiplayer will be so aids
if it ever gets released lol
faint crater
yeah
quasi gazelle
i have a feeling multiplayer will be so aids
14 year old edgelords tryharding
azure mirage
i hope not
quasi gazelle
full black outfits
shell bronze
my opinion is the spin kicks and blatant exploiting of physics
faint crater
ue5 is so hard to do server stuff
faint crater
my opinion is the spin kicks and blatant exploiting of physics
and yeah
shell bronze
azure mirage
my opinion is the spin kicks and blatant exploiting of physics
dagger throwing will be so disgustingly common
faint crater
no one will have honor
azure mirage
and people using long weapons
shell bronze
dagger throwing will be so disgustingly common
me in man at arms seeing the other guy's 2h axe fly at my head
azure mirage
plançon will be so horrid 😭
azure mirage
me in man at arms seeing the other guy's 2h axe fly at my head
LOL
flying mace towards the face
faint crater
placon will be the worst
azure mirage
placon will be the worst
for surev
shell bronze
(if i block it it cuts my arms off)
faint crater
literally
azure mirage
(if i block it it cuts my arms off)
😭
shell bronze
sand herald
idle crane
dagger throwing will be so disgustingly common
Nah dagger throwing is one of the hardest things to learn in this game.
shell bronze
Nah dagger throwing is one of the hardest things to learn in this game.
trust me when i tell you that for the sake of a pvp advantage people will learn it
faint crater
haven't tried daggers for throwing yet but like i dont find it too bad
azure mirage
Nah dagger throwing is one of the hardest things to learn in this game.
really?
young saffron
I'm not John Halfsword but heres mine
azure mirage
ive mastered dagger throwing
young saffron
sir fancy pantaloons
idle crane
trust me when i tell you that for the sake of a pvp advantage people will learn ...
Yeah people will definitely do it but it won't be common
azure mirage
throwing stuff like swords will be pretty common
for sure
more than daggers at least
faint crater
yeah
azure mirage
Yeah people will definitely do it but it won't be common
how's the soup going by the way
idle crane
how's the soup going by the way
It is done. Very delicious 
faint crater
i love soup
idle crane
throwing stuff like swords will be pretty common
It will probably be pretty common but it would also come with some risk like real life. Willie isn't the best at capitalising on disarms ATM but a real player would probably just go for it
faint crater
yeah fr
azure mirage
fair
young saffron
sword bounced off the ground and hit him in the arm. then he got thrown 40 feet into the air
azure mirage
It is done. Very delicious <:willipy:1202515559317504030>
ooohh yummy
young saffron
It is done. Very delicious <:willipy:1202515559317504030>
is that happy willie emoji new? It's the most beautiful things i've ever seen
Almost as beautiful as its sticker
idle crane
is that happy willie emoji new? It's the most beautiful things i've ever seen
No it's been an emoji for ages
languid nest
sword bounced off the ground and hit him in the arm. then he got thrown 40 feet ...
this happened to me
irl
young saffron
yall think they'll add norse weapons to half sword
dane axe would be nice
Mainly because I wanna be Stamford bridge guy tbh
mental kelp
dark folio
Willie seems eviler than usual
silk aspen
when new update?
shell bronze
azure mirage
when new update?
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
silk aspen
nice
lapis marsh
yo chat
young saffron
I think the mace is pretty good at killing man-at-arms
I take back what I said, mace Is hardly manueverable enough to be used against man-at-arms
shell bronze
mace works well for me
young saffron
mace works well for me
It can work well, except for when it doesn't
against other sword and shields it's alright
but against longswords it's not too good
young saffron
shell bronze
but against longswords it's not too good
yeah because youre unarmored and the longsword hard counters unarmored
theyre the biggest challenge and most prized opponents for me
young saffron
yeah because youre unarmored and the longsword hard counters unarmored
true
shell bronze
young saffron
theyre the biggest challenge and most prized opponents for me
I like to fight against axes when I'm unarmoured and they're not
it's really easy to predict their attacks
shell bronze
shell bronze
it's really easy to predict their attacks
smack their head area and you either concuss them to death or get a good throat slice
young saffron
smack their head area and you either concuss them to death or get a good throat ...
yeah
placid coyote
Willie smash
shell bronze
young saffron
anyways time to spend half an hour trying to beat a longsword man-at-arms while using a mace
young saffron
Willie smash
true
shell bronze
shell bronze
anyways time to spend half an hour trying to beat a longsword man-at-arms while ...
it's not that bad tbh
i might get clipped a few times or die once or twice but mace against longsword isn't the worst thing on planet earth
one good hit to the head is all you need to effectively end the fight
young saffron
one good hit to the head is all you need to effectively end the fight
yeah
shell bronze
even if they don't go down they're stunned enough to where you can just follow up with leisure
young saffron
plus it's insanely satisfying to break willies cranium with a good hit with a mace
fierce solar
plus it's insanely satisfying to break willies cranium with a good hit with a ma...
i die laughing every time i see willie's legs just buckle because i hit the button just right with barely any contact - no stumble or fuss, just lights out straight to the floor vertically
or when you give him a lobotomy with an axe but he hasn't forfeited
so you can do whatever you want to him after that
tender quest
pliant ember
is there a performance mode in planing?
i cant do the elite challenge cuz ps is to bad 😭
tough yew
i cant do the elite challenge cuz ps is to bad 😭
Disable the blood for the time being and see how it goes for you
winged abyss
Im new and downloaded the demo, im only able to play the abyss, how can one play the arena which im seeing everywhere?
small dove
I killed him by cutting off his ear
small dove
Im new and downloaded the demo, im only able to play the abyss, how can one play...
redownload the demo
small dove
I killed him by cutting off his ear
(i was searching for what i cut off (the ear))
sudden garnet
anyone know when the real game comes out
small dove
anyone know when the real game comes out
Q4 this year
is when the early access releases
small dove
so within the next 90 days
small dove
I think it was planning to release with local splitscreen multiplayer
I don't know when full online multiplayer will be added, if it will be
long before time had a name
this game is so fun and it isnt even in early access yet
tardy owl
this game is so fun and it isnt even in early access yet
i can barely pull off the spin kick, it just slows me down
small dove
i can barely pull off the spin kick, it just slows me down
i use it as a hammer
my blade is the nail
small dove
this is how i feel when monday
this is how i feel when i havent showered for 2 minutes
small dove
my favorite move
harsh dagger
cool
tulip cape
my favorite move
i used to like doing this too when they used to surrender
warped apex
i like dropping my weapons during the fight
small dove
i like dropping my weapons during the fight
it feels like people dont utilize the fact that you can stab with the candle holders enough
warped apex
it's my favourite way to use it
small dove
it's my favourite way to use it
same
tender quest
small dove
harsh dagger
is that a custom sword?
tender quest
is that a custom sword?
its one i got in the rotation but i had it tweaked a lil bit
harsh dagger
its one i got in the rotation but i had it tweaked a lil bit
Oh cool
harsh dagger
its one i got in the rotation but i had it tweaked a lil bit
is it larger than the barons sword.
tender quest
im not sure
small dove
im not sure
you should try doing some commoner with 0 player and 0 npc dmg and just parrying and decapitating
tender quest
is it larger than the barons sword.
no
tulip cape
it feels like people dont utilize the fact that you can stab with the candle hol...
this is what makes the grand candle holder so good
harsh dagger
Looks sick tho
tulip cape
its unironically better than the spiked staff
harsh dagger
but barons handles like shit
I hate baron's. if it was better balanced i would love it.
tender quest
give mine a try, you can find it on nexusmods
tender quest
you should try doing some commoner with 0 player and 0 npc dmg and just parrying...
nah theres plenty of people that play at that tier 😄
tulip cape
why is this man still alive i dont even know how to mod the game
what am i doing wrong
harsh dagger
LOL
harsh dagger
give mine a try, you can find it on nexusmods
whats the name of it?
I think half sword trainer is underrated
tulip cape
BROTHER PLEASE
harsh dagger
lol
tender quest
whats the name of it?
i can see it on the first page, i believe in you
tender quest
faint crater
What does the first person look like in that helmet lol
fallow dune
is it just me or are fatal errors suddenly become more frequent?
soft osprey
is it just me or are fatal errors suddenly become more frequent?
Turn off blood
harsh dagger
What does the first person look like in that helmet lol
like half of your vision gone because the helmet is blocking it
faint crater
No I know it's gonna be bad but with that helmet its gonna be more like 80% of your vision
hidden timber
you good mud?
hidden timber
imagine having all that power, in a pill
sand herald
Right through the head
hidden timber
😂 😭 bro did not just call me brainwashed
fresh gyro
do you mean version 0.3?
fresh gyro
what are they on about?
I think he means version 0.3 of half sword
lapis marsh
im fairly certain the current one is probably better
shell bronze
wtf am i reading
fresh gyro
the original as in Itch.io or playtest? or the abyss version?
i think he's talking about the abyss version
or 0.3
lapis marsh
wtf am i reading
im genuinely not even sure how to respond
shell bronze
fresh gyro
just to be clear
shell bronze
young saffron
You do know they still have the abyss version right? it's not the same as in gameplay but it's still the abyss
shell bronze
young saffron
yess the poleaxe
dapper star
If I have to fight this in pvp I’m quitting 💔
shell bronze
shell bronze
yess the poleaxe
good weapon
lapis marsh
good weapon
yeeees
young saffron
If I have to fight this in pvp I’m quitting 💔
You won't even want to see hand to hand PvP😭 spin kick hell
lapis marsh
turn sensitivity up maybe?
shell bronze
You won't even want to see hand to hand PvP😭 spin kick hell
i just know john halfsword got some bullshit going on
lapis marsh
i think theres a setting for black abyss
young saffron
and bodies disappear so that your pc doesn't explode
fresh gyro
why is an ABYSS bright white?
You can turn off the fog in settings
why do bodies disappear into the ground?
Performance
lapis marsh
having 20 bodies laying around would explode your pc
young saffron
but it's funny when people melt into the floor!
shell bronze
young saffron
Willie is always like "peanut!" and then dissapears
lapis marsh
are those the only problems you have with the thing
young saffron
yoooo it's jin sakai
lapis marsh
also you can definitely swing fast idk what you're talking about
fresh gyro
I am sorry to tell you this but the abyss demo as fun as it was is not the intended direction of the game, it was simply meant as a showcase of what is to come in the future
shell bronze
yoooo it's jin sakai
you play yotei yet
young saffron
you play yotei yet
is it out?
young saffron
you play yotei yet
also I'm playing sekiro rn
young saffron
also I'm playing sekiro rn
I'm just playing half sword while my controller charges up
lapis marsh
actually no that's oct 2
its oct 2 for me
shell bronze
young saffron
don't even get me started on the scythe back then...
fresh gyro
don't even get me started on the scythe back then...
it's still pretty good
shell bronze
just get enhancer at this point gng
young saffron
it's still pretty good
it is, but it used to be like a lightsaber. I'm glad they changed it tbh
shell bronze
it is, but it used to be like a lightsaber. I'm glad they changed it tbh
rn the only genuinely overtuned weapons in this game are plancon and 2h axe
young saffron
what yall think of this cewl clip😎
lapis marsh
rn the only genuinely overtuned weapons in this game are plancon and 2h axe
yeah 2h axe is fucked. ive gotten hit in some ridiculous places and gotten killed by that
then leave bro? nothin keeping you here
soft yoke
love watchin this show, so funny
shell bronze
you had your moment man it's done and over with
lapis marsh
if all you're gonna do is bitch and complain i dont wanna hear it
shell bronze
petition devs if youre really passionate about muh 0.3
lapis marsh
love watchin this show, so funny
'look at those funny peasents'
azure mirage
hola
young saffron
it was trying to be a realistic hema game from the start. If you hate it, get enhancer and stop complaining
shell bronze
me when i have to follow the intended direction of the game they actually want to release 💔💔💔
shell bronze
yeah 2h axe is fucked. ive gotten hit in some ridiculous places and gotten kille...
hand remover
lapis marsh
hand remover
not even hands
faint crater
hand remover
lapis marsh
i got stabbed by an axe and it counted as a kill
shell bronze
lapis marsh
it didnt even have a spear, it was just the head clipping into my body and fucking blenderizing my insides
shell bronze
i got *stabbed* by an axe and it counted as a kill
even the backside of that axe is still vicious
young saffron
that axe just needs to latch on to ANY flesh
only thing that makes axe users easy to kill is the fact that they always go for overheads. it's so easy to predict their moves
shell bronze
bye!!
lapis marsh
have fun gang
lapis marsh
dickhead lol
shell bronze
hope you find your crowd
faint crater
clueless is that a custom katana or what. where can i find a good katana mod
young saffron
what are you? some kind of ghost?
faint crater
gimme ur link
shell bronze
clueless is that a custom katana or what. where can i find a good katana mod
@restive barn
lapis marsh
what are you? some kind of ghost?
soft yoke
who else tryna cut this big white ball in half?
lapis marsh
if you're gonna leave then leave
faint crater
how u up there bro
shell bronze
how u up there bro
enhancer
soft yoke
how u up there bro
i jumped
shell bronze
use it to fly
lapis marsh
ok bro lol
fresh gyro
Generally i think games should have a version select thingy like minecraft
faint crater
yah the jump multiplier
lapis marsh
imagine being childish
fresh gyro
Generally i think games should have a version select thingy like minecraft
we wouldn't be having this convo if that was the case
lapis marsh
Generally i think games should have a version select thingy like minecraft
depends what game, but not a bad idea
shell bronze
thats how john halfsword does his viltrumite bullshit
lapis marsh
bro why are you still here
soft yoke
guys what do i do i slipped
lapis marsh
1/10 ragebait
shell bronze
trying to get the last word in won't bring 0.3 back bro
faint crater
the Tylenol is strong with this one
my point still stands
lapis marsh
guys what do i do i slipped
inverted gravity
shell bronze
just pick up the ball and leave
fresh gyro
depends what game, but not a bad idea
even if the previous versions are genuinely inferior i think it's fun to see the journey from barely playable prototype to full ass game
lapis marsh
tf????
faint crater
all of us are sleeper agents
yeah
shell bronze
shit i might as well be if it gets you riled up
young saffron
*you're
fresh gyro
was the xenophobia really worth it over a game version you miss
shell bronze
<@&1080390104562016306>
lapis marsh
bruh thats crazy
young saffron
learn how to spell
shell bronze
discriminating individual
naive granite
old half sword soundtracks are peak?
tender quest
you're'r'ee
fresh gyro
was the xenophobia really worth it over a game version you miss
i liked 0.3 and not even i fell that low brah
faint crater
what if i told u i wasnt a guy too
signal wedge
Whats the context here?
lapis marsh
Whats the context here?
hes crashing out because 0.3 got removed and is being an asshole in chat and also sudddenly hes xenophobic
shell bronze
Whats the context here?
someone really misses 0.3 version and makes big deal about it
collective opinion places him as very passive aggressive and condescending
we tell him to leave after he says he will leave in a very not nice manner
he angry
i will admit to not being the most civilized among them all this time
soft osprey
Not the place. This is a gaming discord for halfsword not politics
lapis marsh
based
signal wedge
Not the place. This is a gaming discord for halfsword not politics
Wait really? I thought this was a fan club for Pitbull
faint crater
yay woohoo yay
young saffron
we chop people in half here sir
we chop people in half... with a sword
shell bronze
faint crater
with a halfsword
lapis marsh
people on the internet try not to act like children challenge impossible
shell bronze
Wait really? I thought this was a fan club for Pitbull
flo rida actually
signal wedge
flo rida actually
ew
lapis marsh
flo rida actually
willie from florida confirmed
young saffron
with a halfsword
say that again...
signal wedge
we are pitbull fans in this family
lapis marsh
we are pitbull fans in this family
what the fuck is pitbull
signal wedge
(I cant name one pitbull song)
young saffron
what the fuck is pitbull
a type of dog
shell bronze
CAN YOU BLOW MY WHISTLE BABY WHISTLE BABY LET ME KNOW
faint crater
what
lapis marsh
CAN YOU BLOW MY WHISTLE BABY WHISTLE BABY LET ME KNOW
what kind of euphemism is this
faint crater
i dont really wanna
signal wedge
CAN YOU BLOW MY WHISTLE BABY WHISTLE BABY LET ME KNOW
Yooo that songs an unironic banger tho
faint crater
personally
young saffron
signal wedge
Yall new gens wouldn't get it
shell bronze
Yooo that songs an unironic banger tho
another 2010s classic
love it
newgens will never understand prime 2010s summer
shell bronze
and the music that came with it
faint crater
Yall new gens wouldn't get it
lemme listen to my blues
signal wedge
newgens will never understand prime 2010s summer
fireflies, pumped up kicks, airplanes
Timber lmak
shell bronze
IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBER
signal wedge
*lmao
shell bronze
ayyyyy
signal wedge
IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBER
YOU BETTER MOVE
YOU BETTER DANCE
California girls
shell bronze
fireworks
signal wedge
Dark horse
lapis marsh
IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBER
oh god not that one
signal wedge
Day N night is elite
young saffron
newgens will never understand prime 2010s summer
new-gens would never understand listening to bing crosby in the 1950s
lapis marsh
new-gens would never understand listening to bing crosby in the 1950s
bing crosby is goated wdym
shell bronze
Day N night is elite
the entire maroon 5 discography
signal wedge
NEW GENS????
how old are you gang
young saffron
bing crosby is goated wdym
pls give me land lots of land under starry skies above
lapis marsh
how old are you gang
how young do you need to be to qualify as a new gen
shell bronze
new-gens would never understand listening to bing crosby in the 1950s
they dont know nothing about listening to martin dean
shell bronze
how young do you need to be to qualify as a new gen
newgen is a concept
a way of life that we look down upon
signal wedge
how young do you need to be to qualify as a new gen
20 and under
lapis marsh
pls give me land lots of land under starry skies above
fallout radio stations are goated tbh
lapis marsh
I wear my wrinkles with pride
need to iron yo ass out unc
shell bronze
sorry bro your hairline receding
faint crater
I'm new gen sadly 💔 I act like i'm 60 though, listen to jazz, blues, and go birdwatching multiple times a week.
young saffron
I wear my wrinkles with pride
I ironed out my wrinkles. I do it every morning to keep my skin health good
shell bronze
skin care routine gang
soft osprey
Im gonna save your account and delete this
faint crater
lol
shell bronze
lmao
lapis marsh
Youre gonna be late for class! In middle school! Im calling you super young!!
Dude I’m literally going to college soonish wtf do you mean
signal wedge
skin care routine gang
I actually have decent skin i was just joking lol
young saffron
Im gonna save your account and delete this
I'll give you willies codpiece if you don't
shell bronze
Dude I’m literally going to college soonish wtf do you mean
ragebait bitten
you gotta stop man
😂😂😂
soft osprey
shell bronze
lapis marsh
ragebait bitten
Sometimes you must indulge in the ragebait to know the ragebait
soft osprey
Sometimes you must indulge in the ragebait to know the ragebait
Please stop rage baiting it is against server rules
elfin briar
how can i parry a stab
signal wedge
Please stop rage baiting it is against server rules
tell em gramps!
shell bronze
professional at work
faint crater
i'm raging the bait
lapis marsh
Please stop rage baiting it is against server rules
I ain’t see a rule against that shit
faint crater
how can i parry a stab
just time it right
lapis marsh
You ain’t a new Gen if you’ve ever listen to big iron
young saffron
Please stop rage baiting it is against server rules
what I am saying in this current text is ragebait
faint crater
keep sword center
shell bronze
how can i parry a stab
keep sword pressed against the other guy's sword and move aside while pressing it aside as well
signal wedge
You ain’t a new Gen if you’ve ever listen to big iron
Big Iron is overrated and annoying
faint crater
lemme see if i can show you rq
soft yoke
guys he's alive but my messenger pigeon's wing is broken what do i do???
young saffron
You ain’t a new Gen if you’ve ever listen to big iron
Big iron on his hip, big iron on his hiiiiip
elfin briar
just time it right
i mean which position do i have to hold my fucking knife to parry the commoner thats coming for me
lapis marsh
Big Iron is overrated and annoying
Says the guy who tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
soft osprey
I ain’t see a rule against that shit
Im about to ruin this man’s career before it begins. Cause Youre so young!!!
young saffron
Willie has got a big iron
faint crater
i mean which position do i have to hold my fucking knife to parry the commoner t...
look at cluelesses response
elfin briar
ultimate challenge will be the death of me
shell bronze
elfin briar
look at cluelesses response
i have no sword
young saffron
Willie is not bald...
shell bronze
i mean which position do i have to hold my fucking knife to parry the commoner t...
use the pitchfork lmao
why even bother with the knife
soft yoke
guys he's alive but my messenger pigeon's wing is broken what do i do???
NEED SOME HELP HERE
faint crater
i have no sword
oh well that woulsbe been good to know
elfin briar
why even bother with the knife
im doing the ultimate challenge
shell bronze
oh
lapis marsh
But by that logic you’ve broken a rule since youre spreading misinformation by calling me a new Gen
elfin briar
ive beaten the gauntlet
shell bronze
bait for a swing then kill
lapis marsh
I win again
soft osprey
But by that logic you’ve broken a rule since youre spreading misinformation by c...
Yes, rules for thee not for me. I am above the rules
elfin briar
bait for a swing then kill
im talking about a stab
lapis marsh
Yes, rules for thee not for me. I am above the rules
Nah bruh watch out for the ceiling
elfin briar
im talking about a stab
the enemies lock on to me and i have no consistent way of dodging
faint crater
or just go to the side and close the distance
soft osprey
Nah bruh watch out for the ceiling
There is no ceiling for me. The limits to which I can break rules is beyond comprehension
elfin briar
the enemies lock on to me and i have no consistent way of dodging
i have to parry but the knife is no weapon for that
soft osprey
Mcwonder this is a joke if you’re reading
shell bronze
the enemies lock on to me and i have no consistent way of dodging
hold shift and twitch forward to bait out their stabs
lapis marsh
There is no ceiling for me. The limits to which I can break rules is beyond comp...
monolouge type shit
elfin briar
ait
soft yoke
gotta hide the body
lapis marsh
gotta hide the body
agent 47 type shit
shell bronze
any tip to consistently stab/slash back?
swing/stab right as they swing
elfin briar
usually i hit the enemy with my forearm, not the weapon
coral reef
Jesus Christ a shit ton of peasants got me the historically right way of killing a knight
elfin briar
usually i hit the enemy with my forearm, not the weapon
a major skill issue of mine which i want to improve
young saffron
Jesus Christ a shit ton of peasants got me the historically right way of killing...
dogpiling the knight?
shell bronze
coral reef
One of them grabbed both of my arms and the other stabbed my neck
Literally couldn’t do anything but watch
shell bronze
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1393824123544928297...
@elfin briar
signal wedge
Says the guy who tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
I have a bigger iron
shell bronze
just bait them out
lapis marsh
I have a bigger iron
i have the biggest iron
signal wedge
i have the biggest iron
NUH UH
you cant disagree with me btw
my ego is very fragile and I'm quick to anger
soft yoke
gotta hide the body
js woke up from my nap who tf is this guy
signal wedge
my ego is very fragile and I'm quick to anger
(Just for context this is a joke)
dusty trail
gotta hide the body
how tf did you get there
faint crater
deimos is giving us a whole ass story and we are just ignoring it guys, we have to lock in
elfin briar
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1393824123544928297...
ty for the demonstration, howd you pose your sword so consistently like that?
soft yoke
how tf did you get there
jumped
shell bronze
ty for the demonstration, howd you pose your sword so consistently like that?
just hold it out
unless you mean the blocking
elfin briar
which way
elfin briar
unless you mean the blocking
blocking
signal wedge
just hold it out
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
soft yoke
this mf js woke up should i kill 'im?
soft yoke
i do???
young saffron
faint crater
i'm saying that there should be one made for your amazing story telling
shell bronze
blocking
to be frank with you it is completely unnecessary and doesnt do much
but you generally get used to it
faint crater
young saffron
but you generally get used to it
and if you can't block just play fisticuffs and suplex everyone
faint crater
do people actually enjoy the kicking
drowsy flint
its not too bad
faint crater
I feel like landing a solid blow to the head with just your fists is such a good feeling
drowsy flint
can break legs with it
faint crater
thats what im saying it feels too op
young saffron
do people actually enjoy the kicking
I use it to give willie the right amount of brain damage so I can pick him up
faint crater
lmfaoo 😭😭
drowsy flint
thats what im saying it feels too op
if anything it isnt strong enough
soft yoke
first day as the peasant boss, didnt go well (brain mushy)
drowsy flint
i could break your leg very easily with a single strike to the knee, good old fashioned stomp
i wouldnt need to kick it 32 times
elfin briar
how does rubbing a steel ball at my face make me lose consciusness
and i mean what i said
soft yoke
first day as the peasant boss, didnt go well (brain mushy)
this mannequin is huge! must be a prop dummy for that new action film comin' out
soft osprey
how does rubbing a steel ball at my face make me lose consciusness
Bros clearly never had a steel ball rubbed on their face and it shows
faint crater
soft yoke
Bros clearly never had a steel ball rubbed on their face and it shows
Steel Ball?
soft osprey
Steel Ball?
A ball made of steel
drowsy flint
Bros clearly never had a steel ball rubbed on their face and it shows
its funny aint it
the amount of shit people talk like "muh so unrealistic" like no im amazed willie takes as much trauma as he does and keeps going
faint crater
no fr
young saffron
Man I hate setting up the arenas, this job sucks. I also hate the garden gnome who guards them
drowsy flint
ive asked this like 100 times and never got an answer
the fuck is "body tonus"?
its a stat ingame, the enhancer shows it
the fuck is it and what does it do
soft yoke
firsy day as a surgeon and what the fuck is this
drowsy flint
firsy day as a surgeon and what the fuck is this
thats a guy with wood
i mean cmon
its natural, dont be ashamed
faint crater
young saffron
the fuck is "body tonus"?
your ability to stand upright I think
faint crater
i feel like im alright for only 40 hrs
drowsy flint
your ability to stand upright I think
ah
young saffron
if you max out strength you can barely move while if you maxe out strength and have a bit of body tonus you can move really well
young saffron
i havent messed with the enhancer much, tends to crash a lot when i do
also it can make you go really fast
soft yoke
firsy day as a surgeon and what the fuck is this
i didn't fight in the war for this to be my doctor
young saffron
like run circles around the enemy at light speed fast
faint crater
what is bro doing over there
soft yoke
what is bro doing over there
better question is where the hell are yall???
faint crater
lmfaoo
young saffron
the fuck is "body tonus"?
here is more of how it works if my explaining sucked
drowsy flint
here is more of how it works if my explaining sucked
no i think i get it
faint crater
what have i just done lol
young saffron
hasty jetty
firsy day as a surgeon and what the fuck is this
Didn't know you were the ice truck killer
drowsy flint
its like your balance and agility
young saffron
its like your balance and agility
yep
drowsy flint
what is "hand rigidity"?
soft yoke
what is "hand rigidity"?
stronger punches
young saffron
what is "hand rigidity"?
how hard you punch
soft yoke
is that god over there??? is this heaven?
young saffron
is that god over there??? is this heaven?
well willies about to go there, so almost
soft yoke
is that god over there??? is this heaven?
The commoner boss... has seen better days.
young saffron
The commoner boss... has seen better days.
poor ovrdth
soft yoke
guys if you see this man just run my skull is shattered
soft yoke
guys if you see this man just run my skull is shattered
didn't mean to hit him that hard.
small wing
i have a feeling multiplayer will be so aids
never happening
faint crater
never happening
so if you read the messages before it, the context of the conversation was jokes about mulitplayer under the assumption that it had happened. I then reeled it back onto a more serious note and said it'd probably be aids.
oh wait its you
nvm
young saffron
willie stop aura-farming, that poor lad you just killed had a family
elfin abyss
willie stop aura-farming, that poor lad you just killed had a family
willie doesnt care
small wing
oh wait its you
LOL
elfin abyss
you think after whats been done to him makes him care
compact girder
willie stop aura-farming, that poor lad you just killed had a family
everyone has a family
young saffron
willies family is dead
compact girder
willie was brought down by storks
elfin abyss
willies family is dead
compact girder
willie was brought down by storks
this
drowsy flint
theyre clones
young saffron
..how do they reproduce
willie doesn't even have a willie
drowsy flint
willie is basically a ken doll down there
elfin abyss
willie doesn't even have a willie
wait they are like starfish
young saffron
if yo look at the naked model of willie there is nothing
compact girder
willie doesnt need a willie
young saffron
he's deadass a fungi
compact girder
he IS the willie
young saffron
he IS the willie
real
elfin abyss
OH SHIT YEAH WILLIE FUNGUY
drowsy flint
he's deadass a fungi
fungi is plural
young saffron
fungi is plural
1,000 willets make up 1 willie
faint crater
elfin abyss
fungi is plural
im putting foot fungus in your burger king burger
drowsy flint
besides we all know that Willie is the ancestor of the common Ork
young saffron
willie is a homunculus
elfin abyss
SHUSH YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET THEM KNOW THAT!
would willie survive a mcdonalds chicken sandwich
small wing
what was that dudes strategy
young saffron
haha, now that's what I call a skull, splitting headache! (Insert Laugh Track here)
faint crater
what was that dudes strategy
idk the 1h willies are silly
compact girder
😂
faint crater
haha, now that's what I call a skull, splitting headache! (Insert Laugh Track h...
a h a h a h a h a
elfin abyss
elfin abyss
we all chopping and consuming willie
young saffron
willie, what did I tell you about flying into the sky?
young saffron
https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-12280691131005323983
we is we, We all eat willies here
compact girder
willie's willie or willie
young saffron
willie got no willie
wilhelm chopped it off during The altercation
We don't talk about the altercation
half swording is the best way to block over-head strikes from single handed swords imo
light pike
elfin abyss
i love willie
young saffron
why tf does willie look so realistic in this photo😭
restive barn
clueless is that a custom katana or what. where can i find a good katana mod
i made for him
faint crater
its rad
faint crater
i made for him
do you have any non custom 2h katanas avaliable to the public?
restive barn
do you have any non custom 2h katanas avaliable to the public?
uh
not yet
soon tho
faint crater
yay
restive barn
in the mean time vicious packs has one
young saffron
i made for him
yooo chrome will you ever make a dane axe?
faint crater
vicious
fresh gyro
Does anyone know on which day is half sword gonna be getting showcased on steam next fest?
faint crater
do i find that on nexus
faint crater
he probably would want a comission
small wing
fuh no
fresh gyro
Does anyone know on which day is half sword gonna be getting showcased on steam ...
Ik it's october 13-20 but on which exact day
young saffron
small wing
thank you saar
restive barn
do u have ovrdths
faint crater
gonna learn knife throwing
small wing
yeah nah i dont feel like downloasing anything actually
young saffron
i guess so
make it look really horrible and also make it blunt just to troll
small wing
im sick of poking my pc around
restive barn
near garnet
young saffron
small wing
wow just stealing my pictures smh
fresh gyro
Ik it's october 13-20 but on which exact day
@little verge Is there a specific date that half sword is gonna be getting showcased on steam next fest?
faint crater
Cant wait till you release a katana
near garnet
wow just stealing my pictures smh
well yes
faint crater
gonna be so rad
small wing
i stole this idk who sent this first
faint crater
u should be able to see vc now
light pike
oh ya i finally found an inconsistent but op bug
young saffron
i stole this idk who sent this first
lactose intolerant people when I throw a dying neutron star at them:
little verge
<@210223228545662977> Is there a specific date that half sword is gonna be getti...
Steam Next Fest is digital event no showcase schedule, what we have for you will be available on the 13th with the start of SNF.
light pike
if u manage to die at the same time u win now u js unlock the ultimate challenge
fresh gyro
Steam Next Fest is digital event no showcase schedule, what we have for you will...
Splendid
faint crater
if u manage to die at the same time u win now u js unlock the ultimate challenge
yeah ur naked
light pike
cant wait to see this glitch used in speedruns ong
young saffron
Managed to hit a throw with this beast of a weapon, yall think I can hit a throw using the orb?
the orb flew past him and while doing so yoinked his skin off
small wing
im trying to play my willie game and its jus BLACK
drowsy flint
im trying to play my willie game and its jus BLACK
try a vpn
small wing
why would a vpn work
small wing
well i DIDDNT LAUGH
small wing
som1 help
shell bronze
drowsy flint
lol watch me fuck up everything but the first and last stab lmao
runic jasper
first time reaching top level and game crashed
round stone
I wonder if this hurts Willie
drowsy flint
I wonder if this hurts Willie
Nic Cage's new movie, Face Off 2
round stone
I love this comical shots
cinder stone
quartz nimbus
what do we call this move?
cinder stone
"oops I slipped"?
quartz nimbus
he aint gonna be in rush sword 3
round stone
he owed 5 pesos to the cartel
vapid hull
quartz nimbus
he owed 5 pesos to the cartel
this guy owed 10
round stone
Does he stand a chance of winning?
round stone
this guy owed 10
That'll hurt him when lying down to sleep
round stone
Does he stand a chance of winning?
Help chat, he's not getting up, what do i do ¿
winged coral
it would be cool if this game had vr support
round stone
I just want it to be published
winged coral
when you think thatll be
faint crater
sometime this last quarter of the year will be early access or something
round stone
The swords guard looks like if Willie had one of those chinese long mustaches
thorny stream
soft osprey
late november
I would also guess November. I expect steam next fest to give us the release date at most
I think it’s October 13 or something
uneven goblet
i haven't been in the community like at all
what are the chances for player v player modes?
uneven goblet
thanks
drowsy flint
is slight shit
i mean its a tech demo so far, what did you expect
its got its issues but its pretty damn good
round stone
is slight shit
It has a lot to improve
languid osprey
i mean its a tech demo so far, what did you expect
no I mean like they have some uh
quite
questionable items (eg. pitchfork)
drowsy flint
you think that medieval society didnt have pitchforks?
languid osprey
also is the bug where when u get to the baron it has a fatal crash still existing
drowsy flint
turn off blood and it stops
languid osprey
you think that medieval society didnt have pitchforks?
dude ik they had pitchforks
I’m js saying it’s WAY too op
drowsy flint
thats a known issue and shouldnt happen in EA
well yeah its a peasant spear
theres a reason the primary weapon of the medieval soldier was a spear
soft osprey
people can hate on me for this
Thank you, I now hate you
Your opinion is wrong and Youre the worst
languid osprey
Thank you, I now hate you
kay 👍
languid osprey
Thank you, I now hate you
BUT NOOOOOO!1!1 😢
drowsy flint
if i had to improvise a weapon id rather have a pitchfork than a hand scythe or a short hatchet
languid osprey
if i had to improvise a weapon id rather have a pitchfork than a hand scythe or ...
unless in abyss sycthe is so ass
soft osprey
like js ONE patch of a bug
You’ll just have to wait for early access to hit, the whole team is focused on that
drowsy flint
unless in abyss sycthe is so ass
the sickle sorry
languid osprey
You’ll just have to wait for early access to hit, the whole team is focused on t...
ik, it’s a really hard game to maintain but all I’m saying is bugs are js. crazy
my guy achieved flight one time and I got beheaded