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noble agate
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is it still up?

naive holly
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Yeah

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Just google it

fierce wedge
naive holly
fierce wedge
naive holly
noble agate
# naive holly

i grab their heads and clobber them against eachother until they die

naive holly
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The itchio version is so jank lol but its fun bc its different

noble agate
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is it by Knives_Frank?

random tiger
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will there be pvp on this game? when it releases

fierce wedge
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stiub,.towe

azure mirage
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There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released

noble agate
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can't wait for online pvp

little verge
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This was an old placeholder taken from the Nuremberg chronicle.

noble agate
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graphics so good my pc can only play the audio and not the vid

shell bronze
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let me send compressed video

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@noble agate

noble agate
naive holly
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Enhancer is only for the demo

naive holly
azure mirage
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yea

fierce wedge
naive holly
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No u

ember flame
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so do we have a release?

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october 13-20?

humble bloom
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We dont know

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They havent announced anything

ember flame
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i mean why else would they mention steam next fest

azure mirage
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so empty

humble bloom
languid trail
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Hm?

humble bloom
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Ded

sleek lintel
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Finally wip Wednesday?! When is the EA release?

brittle raven
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Ea is so close 😩

languid trail
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Full sword

azure mirage
humble hazel
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What was the release date again?

azure mirage
humble hazel
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Oh

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Yeah thanks

azure mirage
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it's literally above you twin

lilac cape
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please come out october

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please

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please

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please

azure mirage
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it's a 33%

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basically

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LOL

humble hazel
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To excuse myself, I'm on meds and almost asleep

azure mirage
humble hazel
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But thanks ❤️

humble hazel
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The moment key rebinding becomes a thing, my Willie will become a helicopter. No pun intended

bold radish
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many a willie died to my special the cheap neck shot

meager oxide
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Javelin and Shield have been my favorite mid-tier combo recently

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Its always the best when throwing the spear actually works

bold radish
meager oxide
bold radish
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i dont know how to play thsi game

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i learned this first hour in

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and no matter how i try to change it almost always comes down to

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half sword in the neck

tulip spire
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i love clips where the person in the clip doesn't do any fancy shit like spinning a halberd over their head or throwing a sickle into a barons neck and instead just does what i do and stabs and pulls back until something starts bleeding because then i can point and go "heh that's so me" and then i feel good

bold radish
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skill issue (same)

keen forge
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Wait is half sword releasing next week or what

azure mirage
tulip spire
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for some reason the blood axe really makes me want to press the G key

tulip spire
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"Oaf!" moment

tender quest
tulip spire
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oh joy

azure mirage
tulip spire
lapis marsh
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im calling it\

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next wednesday

tender quest
azure mirage
tender quest
naive holly
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Props for copy and pasting that for like eight people tho lol

azure mirage
lapis marsh
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calling it rn

naive holly
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Baw

lapis marsh
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sometime in the next week

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trust

azure mirage
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@naive holly

lapis marsh
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nah nah nah trust trust trust

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october is in less than a week

naive holly
austere salmon
naive holly
austere salmon
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you see this? this is the myrmidon, a heavy drone carrier with a cluster mortar

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im gonna make it shot lightning

naive holly
azure mirage
lapis marsh
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trust

austere salmon
azure mirage
austere salmon
naive holly
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I just literally had a feeling and thought about it like, spidey senses

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Hmm I feel like sleepy is gonna ping me

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Bahbahboom

naive holly
lapis marsh
lapis marsh
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im going on pure silkpost instinct

pseudo raptor
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hyype omg just saw the wip

austere salmon
dark folio
lapis marsh
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but on pc

dark folio
lapis marsh
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controllers

dark folio
dark folio
austere salmon
tulip spire
austere salmon
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this isnt a control tag

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this is a Firebreak tag

slow quest
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YO NO MORE WIPS?

tulip spire
lapis marsh
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it'll release next wensday trust

shell bronze
lapis marsh
shell bronze
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wouldn't be fighting uptier if ai was smart

naive holly
woeful crescent
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is the most recent WIP message implying the game will be out before next wed? or will they just not be making WIP posts anymore until release?

tough yew
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Not making any wip posts before its released

woeful crescent
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got it

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makes more sense

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ty

lapis marsh
woeful crescent
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lol I wish

azure mirage
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spreading misinfo, bannable

sleek gull
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Live in 5, twitch link in bio.

woeful crescent
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I want to play so bad

lapis marsh
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my silkpost instincts are tingling

lapis marsh
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theyve stealth launched before

brittle robin
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OMG EARL;Y ACCVESS EARTYLLACCESS'

woeful crescent
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chill

hallow forum
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so like

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does the game follow anatomy? bc i feel as if when i get stabbed in specific places like the liver area i die way quicker

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just a little thing i wanna know

little verge
hallow forum
quiet ferry
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Can every time someone asks when early access is coming out y’all delay the release of early access by a week

devout talon
little verge
devout talon
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Alright well lets say that 3 people ask a minute. 3x60=180 180x24=4,320 4320/52=83

So every day, we would lose 83 years

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no thank you

quiet ferry
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Educate those filthy peasants to stop begging

quaint sphinx
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because this is the last wip before release

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implying that the game releases soon

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which means that it will release next Wednesday most likely

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true

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but you can hope

soft osprey
quaint sphinx
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also smalled Murder_willie

quaint sphinx
lapis marsh
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they edited the post 😭

quaint sphinx
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lmao

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fr

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anyway i still think october is likely

humble bloom
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I think the game is already released we just havent searched hard enough.
The holy grail.
The fountain of youth.
Its just a matter of time

uneven galleon
uneven galleon
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EMBED FAIL

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DONT ACT LIKE WE DIDNT SEE THAT

devout talon
azure mirage
uneven galleon
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😔

quaint sphinx
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didnt realise they edited it

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still im betting on october

devout talon
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Kepontrucken, do you voice act ALL of the voices or just some?

humble bloom
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This is the last weekly wip post.
I'm sure they'll sneak more things, just not as regularly.
I doubt they're doing nothing for the next fest

quaint sphinx
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or early November

humble bloom
devout talon
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Ah

quaint sphinx
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who does that

humble bloom
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Ivan the art director

quaint sphinx
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ah

devout talon
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I stole it as a soundboard

humble bloom
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Ivan the art director

devout talon
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Dubs

humble bloom
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Im gonna repeat this answer until you ask about gurgling or screaming

lapis marsh
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ivan the art director

devout talon
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Who be gurgling in a mic for us 😭

humble bloom
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Me

soft osprey
humble bloom
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Me

quaint sphinx
humble bloom
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Me

lapis marsh
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"kepon we need some more voice lines time to stab you in the throat again"

devout talon
humble bloom
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I actually forced the gurgling on them by volunteering it before they got an investor.
So now they're stuck with me.

devout talon
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Hell be okay

lapis marsh
devout talon
lapis marsh
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tf????

humble bloom
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It was rather immediate, because I was the only one.

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Memory holed.forget about it.

tender quest
devout talon
# tender quest

At that point, give up on the sword, just grab his head and slam it against the fence for a bit

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Barbarian trait

barren hare
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So are we going to get early access realease during steam next fest?

barren hare
warped apex
restive barn
astral rock
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Anyway to get playtest?

quiet ferry
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Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend t…

Release Date

2025

▶ Play video
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Pretty sure they renamed it to tech demo so

spice vessel
jolly gorge
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im kinda slow

quiet ferry
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Every Wednesday half sword games appears and drops an asset of soemthing that will be in half sword

soft osprey
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Youre speaking English Ivanjak

quiet ferry
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They aren’t doing that anymore because early access is very soon

torpid lion
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Fatal Error is still the hardest enemy to beat

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change my mind

quiet ferry
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There is

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A CRAZY way to beat it

astral rock
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The demo is not the same as what others have

quiet ferry
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Turn off blood

astral rock
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They got rid of it but I’ve heard you can install .exe file version of playtest onto steam

quiet ferry
astral rock
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Does anyone know how

quiet ferry
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Uhhh

astral rock
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Its literally only the void

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That’s it

quiet ferry
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Idk I’m big dumb

spice vessel
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u mean the first version of half sword

quiet ferry
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I guess they like

spice vessel
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before demo

torpid lion
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the original playtest i guess

quiet ferry
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Removed the playtest???????

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I got no clu

spice vessel
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why don,t u just play abyss

torpid lion
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Yea they removed it when the demo "released"

astral rock
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I wish they didn’t get rid of playtest

spice vessel
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bruv what

quiet ferry
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Pprobably cause early access soon

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And

torpid lion
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Isnt abyss exactly that?

spice vessel
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yea

quiet ferry
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They want people to buy that

spice vessel
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abyss bro

astral rock
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Abyss you spawn naked and find random weapons instead of things I’ve seen where you can customize weapons and stuff and add bits to fight

quiet ferry
astral rock
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You can’t do that on demo

torpid lion
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You can

soft osprey
spice vessel
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you can install mod ig

quiet ferry
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True

regal igloo
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thiss

soft osprey
regal igloo
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the crashing in the baron fight is so fucking annoying

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and disbalingblood and gore feels lik im doing no damage

quiet ferry
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It’s just a blood problem

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Not a gore problem

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Well

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Mostly a blood problem

regal igloo
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but i'm saying disabling blood

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does it reducee damage given/takeen

soft osprey
soft osprey
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Gore affects ease of dismemberment though so if you lowered that

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Then yes Youre doing less damage

near nymph
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How i can have the play test

soft osprey
worn citrus
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so errmmm. I have center crosshair on but I dont see it..

naive holly
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Doesn't work

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Unfortunately

austere salmon
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@naive holly right myrmidon is stubborn and changing its artillery screws its drones for some fucken reason, BUT the pilum works

worn citrus
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😭

naive holly
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Yo thats sick

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Bzzzrrrtzzt

austere salmon
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so now instead of a t2 railgun and a piledriver, the pilum now wields a heavy penetrator cannon and a thunderous rifle

austere salmon
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now it fires slower but fires a heavy fucken orb of steel that penetrates and does huge damage

acoustic stirrup
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me when the

tiny nacelle
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Hi, everyone. I'm confused.
What's Half Sword project supposed to be? I thought it was just a medieval tournament concept, is it more than that?

austere salmon
naive holly
austere salmon
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oh his jaw is gone

naive holly
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We dont know what its going to look like on actuality

tiny nacelle
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The WIP stuff they're showing seems far more complex than what the demo offers.

naive holly
tiny nacelle
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Hope there are courtesans as well.

austere salmon
naive holly
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Out of pocket but I see you lol

naive holly
austere salmon
naive holly
austere salmon
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god did i ever show you the win i got that looked like dark souls style environmental storytelling?

keen summit
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hi

warped apex
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I like the camera mode

austere salmon
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think i got em

acoustic stirrup
soft drift
acoustic stirrup
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nevada

narrow hatch
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why when im fighting the scythe boss he can hook it around me and tug on me a little bit and i get bisected but sometimes i fully thrust in someone it doesnt even go in?

soft drift
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god the barons polarm sucks ass

humble bloom
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There's several factors involved, sometimes errors occur in calculations.

narrow hatch
upbeat oasis
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will there be not split screen?

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like

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multiplayer online

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not lan or somesort

naive holly
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Only splitscreen

upbeat oasis
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:C

naive holly
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But I think you will be able to use steam remote play to 1v1 friends online

shell bronze
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back on half sworde

upbeat oasis
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so whenever the splitscreen things happen, can we get a tutorial on how we're going to do it the thing

shell bronze
tiny nacelle
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What's the ideal DPI for the mouse in combats?
I noticed that on my 4k display when I play at 2k windowed mode, the blows are far stronger and lethal. even in fist fights

neat crow
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A peace offering

shell bronze
wind charm
shell bronze
neat crow
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I tried to take a shot with the shadow splitting the body and the head but the corpse despawned :/

neat crow
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selfie

shell bronze
naive holly
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Did I post this already

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Gnarls Barkley

tiny nacelle
neat crow
naive holly
warped apex
naive holly
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Fpv master here

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Ive been using fpv lately

warped apex
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I am in love with bashing people on the fence

naive holly
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Third feels funky mow

warped apex
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Good

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Very good

neat crow
warped apex
shell bronze
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this sucks icl

vapid hull
pearl zinc
shell bronze
vapid hull
pearl zinc
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the joker

shell bronze
naive holly
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Because holy shit

timber pilot
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y'all ever modify the enemy willie to match your outfit for an epic duel

pearl zinc
naive holly
shell bronze
pearl zinc
shell bronze
pearl zinc
naive holly
pearl zinc
naive holly
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This is for you qqq

pearl zinc
atomic stump
shell bronze
urban finch
atomic stump
pearl zinc
atomic stump
pearl zinc
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three long candle sticks in one round

shell bronze
pearl zinc
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imma try beat the baron like this

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bro i died cuz i got cut in the hand

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just a minor cooking accident

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ok the then i got my head split down by an axe

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ok what

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if u zoom in

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ok i cant cuz i deid

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died

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but if u zoom in on the dude u can see i cut his bottom jaw with an axe

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and hes just chilling

warped apex
shell bronze
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bro plays on minimum npc damage and expects them to die to anything but full stabs and decapitation

timber pilot
pearl zinc
timber pilot
pearl zinc
timber pilot
pearl zinc
timber pilot
pearl zinc
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i kept it as minimum

timber pilot
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these are literally your settings

pearl zinc
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anyways imma watch yt cuz im bored\

warped grotto
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bro is like 14

timber pilot
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damage to player is max
damage to npc is lowest

pearl zinc
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yeah ik

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the cleaver was strong but the axe wasnt

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i was just pointing that out;-;

timber pilot
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because you made the willies nigh immune to damage?

warped grotto
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He can't explain it to you any simpler than your sliders lol

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If you can't understand that, that's on you

pearl zinc
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bro

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ik

warped grotto
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Bro.

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Then

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?

pearl zinc
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i made it hard

warped grotto
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Pause

pearl zinc
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but the cleaver was still strong

pearl zinc
timber pilot
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so why are you complaining that they are harder to fight and easier for you to die

pearl zinc
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its all im tryna point out man

warped grotto
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Phrasing.. Anyways, enemy wield weapon = instakill gorefest

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you wield weapon = foam prop

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sliders

pearl zinc
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ye

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cleaver still strong tho

warped grotto
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<_<

pearl zinc
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thats what ive been saying

timber pilot
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let it be known that a cleaver is used to butcher animals

pearl zinc
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like its not meant to be strong

timber pilot
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it is highly expected for it to butcher humans too

warped grotto
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So like okay

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what are you wanting from us? Honestly

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Cause at this point I don't get what you're trying to like... your end point

pearl zinc
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i was just sending shit bro

warped grotto
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...kay

atomic stump
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@shell bronze completely unnecessary but really funny

shell bronze
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honestly i don't be comboing people unless they're fodder or pmo

atomic stump
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i combo bc its fun

atomic stump
timber pilot
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the lamp merchant

keen summit
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hi im new on the game

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i been playing and currently im on man at arms

shell bronze
shell bronze
atomic stump
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fair

shell bronze
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same reason why i don't go for combos most of the time

keen summit
atomic stump
shell bronze
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ending the duel with one or two decisive strikes and not partaking in overkill is the honorable way

shell bronze
naive holly
keen summit
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oh thx

shell bronze
atomic stump
crisp ivy
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Who is Alla Tedesca (see latest and last WIP)?

shell bronze
naive holly
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Idk i googled

shell bronze
rocky quest
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when does the game release

atomic stump
shell bronze
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never

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project canceled

naive holly
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Its not happening

rocky quest
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ok

naive holly
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Sorry

atomic stump
atomic stump
rocky quest
atomic stump
rocky quest
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demo has been really fun

atomic stump
rocky quest
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bro ima try to do a challenge where i can solo everything with fists

shell bronze
shell bronze
rocky quest
naive holly
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Yeppers

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Good luck

shell bronze
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completed it fair and square, i haven't heard of

rocky quest
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ight

shell bronze
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attempted? many

rocky quest
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(also knight gloves count too)

faint crater
# shell bronze

are you pushing against the enemies sword when there is collision? I feel like whenever I DO get a parry it breaks my block

shell bronze
shell bronze
naive holly
faint crater
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i was wondering if that was just so you had extra time or what

naive holly
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Standing up is good

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For pushing

shell bronze
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me when i don't take this guy seriously and he still dies

shell bronze
keen summit
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thanks a lot i reache knight

rocky quest
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any tips on getting more fps in the game

faint crater
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ah okay

rocky quest
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am running a shitty pc

shell bronze
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and also allows you to effectively deflect/semi-dodge higher sweeps

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looks cool, works well

vapid hull
faint crater
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I think that will help the most for me when they do lower attacks. I still haven't been able to hit those away effectively yet. Always seem to miss the clash a tiny bit

shell bronze
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jackass kicked me

vapid hull
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in the mean time you can probby just crank the settings all the way down

rocky quest
shell bronze
vapid hull
faint crater
rocky quest
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ima tone down setting and practice with fists

shell bronze
shell bronze
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sometimes they feint and you get cut in half if you overcommit but that's part of the game

faint crater
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real

naive holly
faint crater
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one sec im trying to learn how to install half sword enhancer and im failing miserably

naive holly
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Is what I do

sleek gull
naive holly
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Download MSI Afterburner to overclock your gpu

languid nest
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or you could just download mor RAM

naive holly
languid nest
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i download RAM all the time

naive holly
shell bronze
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ai gotta stop, it is very dishonorable

keen summit
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nah i died to the knigth boss

shell bronze
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knight boss easy use polearm to beat his head

keen summit
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there is no chance for survival on abyss at this point

keen summit
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i instantly died

shell bronze
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gotta dodge bro

keen summit
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😭

atomic stump
shell bronze
shell bronze
atomic stump
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never happened

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that clip isnt real

azure mirage
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hello

keen summit
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i dont wanna play anymore

soft osprey
atomic stump
keen summit
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beggar again

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im gonna kill myself

atomic stump
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@shell bronze two questions, was this painless and HOW THE FUCK

shell bronze
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gore jank

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and probably painless

soft osprey
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Yes and yes

shell bronze
atomic stump
faint crater
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having a little trouble with enhancer

atomic stump
faint crater
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trying to rebind something cant find where

atomic stump
shell bronze
faint crater
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the key to open the menu

atomic stump
faint crater
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I do not have a insert key

shell bronze
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that boy screeching in pain unable to fight back

lilac nacelle
atomic stump
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his mace was in the way tho

shell bronze
atomic stump
atomic stump
faint crater
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Oh should I close out and reopen

atomic stump
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then look through and see if you can find a rebind

faint crater
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do I always open with the enhancer launcher now?

atomic stump
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and you change keybind in the settings tab with GUI

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YOU NEED TO SEE THIS

faint crater
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yeah I found it out thank you so much

atomic stump
shell bronze
faint crater
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they dont have the sword i like on the list :(

atomic stump
fierce sun
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does anyone know where to find the soundtrack?

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or is it just not out anywhere

naive holly
atomic stump
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faces of true gentlemen

astral raven
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How do yall practice blocking

maiden ore
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using slow motion to practice reacting to incoming attacks

astral raven
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I see

crude path
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for example my old Keychron you'd press Fn+delete

grave aurora
# astral raven I see

you have to practice abt as much as you would to block an actual swing from an actual sword and then you just do it ig

crude path
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and you could press FN+I+D to toggle the delete key between being insert and delete

keen summit
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reached knight again

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im scared

atomic stump
keen summit
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yes please

atomic stump
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you can use lower level tiers at knight, use man at arms with the two handed axe, it works best for me

frigid oracle
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today i learned that repeated blunt attacks to armor cna actually damage the armor

atomic stump
keen summit
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fatal error

atomic stump
keen summit
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,im gonna cry

keen summit
atomic stump
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up to you

keen summit
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ok

soft osprey
# keen summit disable blood?

Lower to reduce crashes, disable to stop them. When you reach ultimate challenge though, I’d recommend turning it off completely

keen summit
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my progress saved

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love god

azure mirage
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Half sword Demo OSTs

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there's a playlist

atomic stump
keen summit
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boss

timber pilot
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i just watched this guy get a plancon lodged onto his thigh, kept on fighting, until he looked down and surrendered

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looney tunes ass defeat

frigid oracle
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i love half sword enhancer because it makes willies look like this and still able to be fighting

keen summit
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i win

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im king now

frigid oracle
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his arm is cleaved through to the BONE and hes still fighting

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what a champ

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head cut off

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still keeping it pushing

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what a goat

azure mirage
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did this happen to anyone else?

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he went into first person and the game started to explode pretty much

atomic stump
keen summit
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no im going to

atomic stump
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oki that fight you should do blind first

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get a feel

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it saves at ultimate i believe

keen summit
#

what

azure mirage
# keen summit no im going to

remember to turn off blood completely please!!!
Settings - Game - below the Npc
damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

atomic stump
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danya does the game save your progress at ultimate

azure mirage
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its a MUST

atomic stump
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like when you get there

azure mirage
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die

atomic stump
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ok

sand herald
azure mirage
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so you don't go back to abyss if u die

frigid oracle
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and that did the trick

timber pilot
sand herald
#

Lower blood and gore values in the settings helps as well

timber pilot
#

icic

sand herald
keen summit
#

bruh i died like 15 times

azure mirage
acoustic stirrup
#

this image explains how i feel every day

keen summit
#

i won

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i unlocked baron

timber pilot
#

chat somebody at half sword dmed me this is this true guys (trust)

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early access comes out tomorrow 6pm est

wind charm
#

Eleven labs voice

azure mirage
timber pilot
azure mirage
keen summit
#

nah

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i lost everyting to a game crash

timber pilot
keen summit
#

oh

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thanks

azure mirage
keen summit
#

yes

azure mirage
#

fully?

keen summit
keen summit
#

idk why it crashed

timber pilot
#

It just do be like that sometimes

sand herald
vital perch
timber pilot
sand herald
teal star
crude path
vital perch
#

lots of practice

wraith bolt
#

It would be cool if someone could QuickDraw swords like they do in anime

shell bronze
#

it sucks and is insanely difficult to pull off

mental kelp
#

You can pull it directly into ochs and it looks pretty much exact and goes fully straight but auto parry wil def fuck it up

shell bronze
timber pilot
split brook
dark folio
mint barn
#

Anyone know how much this game is going to cost when it comes out?

dark folio
mint barn
#

That’s like what 50AUD?

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My guess is the range would be between 30 - 60AUD

neon inlet
#

When ds realse

summer moon
#

Is there a way I can gain access to play test full game? Only had the demo and love it

brittle robin
#

80 doller

dark folio
dark folio
crude path
summer moon
#

I know I know but I saw you could apply for a play test access?

crude path
summer moon
#

I’m late to this party

crude path
#

There were 2 versions, the demo (abyss) and the play test (arena, no blood)

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Now they're one game

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(the current steam demo)

summer moon
#

Yes ive played and completed the arena one, very fun

dark folio
crude path
#

Full game isn't out yet and what used to be the play test is now the steam demo

summer moon
#

This is sad news, I look forward to further updates, excited to play more

crude path
#

And the Abyss mode in the steam demo is the old steam demo

summer moon
#

I have on steam yes

crude path
#

(there's also the old itch.io version which is pretty cool, it has a bunch of arenas and weapon/enemy spawning options but the tech in it is pretty outdated and buggy)

#

I don't even know if that version still exists tbh

dark folio
#

Kitty cat

timber pilot
crude path
#

Ah ok

dim bison
#

Finnaly i know it doesnt come out in 4167 thank god🙏

sand herald
vital perch
# sand herald

one day , i'll hit a clip of me throwing a sword and killing the victim

#

one day

soft yoke
#

im back fellas

soft yoke
# soft yoke

this guy whacked me w the hilt three times without any actual slices

grizzled palm
#

is this too much?

soft yoke
soft yoke
grizzled palm
soft yoke
grizzled palm
#

can the mortician identify this?

soft yoke
soft yoke
grizzled palm
soft yoke
#

wtf

#

split the atoms

grizzled palm
#

btw

#

that wasn't my axe

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I stole it from the guy

soft yoke
#

he's not giving up what do i do

#

i could punch him???

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bad idea

grizzled palm
#

bruh, my pommel punch broke his arm

soft yoke
grizzled palm
#

WDID

#

what do I do

restive barn
#

@sand herald you got competition

grizzled palm
# soft yoke lmao

what if I make a cooking show? cooking with sir linguini the buthcer

restive barn
grizzled palm
soft yoke
grizzled palm
soft yoke
grizzled palm
#

I still have 1 eye and 1 ear!

soft yoke
#

beats nothing!

#

time to cook

restive barn
grizzled palm
#

first

#

cut off the excess part

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then

#

tenderize and trim the top

restive barn
soft yoke
restive barn
grizzled palm
#

Absolutely beautiful!

soft yoke
soft yoke
#

gtg

#

cya guys

grizzled palm
#

as you can see, inside the top is hollow, so we will give it a filling

soft yoke
#

send me the recipe later

#

buh-bye

restive barn
grizzled palm
#

Sir Harry the Handsome Butcher!

grizzled palm
dark folio
grizzled palm
#

first, we make the pasta noodle and the sauce

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if you kept the willie alive through out the process, the taste would be fantastic!

grizzled palm
#

here as a picture of me failing to do so, but dont worry! dead willies is eaiser to make!

#

some willies have a tough shell, so we have to tenderize it with a good axing and hammering

grizzled palm
dark folio
#

Rules vro

proven spoke
#

My bad big man

grizzled palm
grizzled palm
#

given with a tenderizer to make it go down eaiser

#

Enjoy!

grizzled palm
restive barn
spiral hound
#

is it only me

#

or do weapons seem 10x sharper when wielded by bosses?

#

like, a slight tap is enough to cut you in half vertically 😭

grizzled palm
#

First, you remove the leg as usual (leave the meaty bit for the skewer
The leg of this willies is extra tough so we have to use the axe to tenderize and break it
second, you poke out the eye of the willies and then skewer the face

restive barn
wind charm
#

max

loud isle
#

Smooth pole axe moves

calm kelp
#

what is this game suppose to be in the end product?

rigid stirrup
balmy kernel
#

I haven’t gotten past the 4th area in gauntlet but this game is so fun I already have 10 hours just messing with the physics and aura farming

mental phoenix
#

omg, I was finally on a roll again on the ultimate challenge, but I had forgotten to turn the blood off 😭

rustic oxide
#

guys can anyone help me i am bugged when i try to play the gauntlet mode and chose beggar it makes me fight the knight idk if anyone can help me /and i have beat the knight and i can play the ultimate challenge but i want to restart but cant

reef folio
mental phoenix
#

I finally beat the ultimate challenge 😄

dark folio
dark folio
dark folio
wind charm
reef folio
#

Oh okay

warped apex
karmic axle
#

does sensitivity play any role in this game?

warped apex
#

yes

karmic axle
#

so I should increase sens so swing faster?

shell bronze
karmic axle
#

my character swing so slow

sleek gull
#

I set mine to

karmic axle
#

I got middel ingame and 500 dpi

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1800 is crazy high

sleek gull
#

My mouse maxes out at 26,000. 1,800 isn't really all that high.

I do have a 2k monitor though, so it will depend on your resolution.

karmic axle
#

1440p

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even though I drag mouse from one corner to other the character swing in slowmo

sleek gull
#

Does your mouse allow you to set your DPI? Or is it locked at 500?

karmic axle
#

i can change

#

its razer

sleek gull
#

Give it a shot. Try 1,000

karmic axle
#

Also I wonder how i am supposed to hold the spear straight forward

restive barn
sleek gull
#

I have a corsair set up. So I can make profiles. I have two for Half Sword. 1 for Long Sword, and 1 for Buckler/One Handed.

karmic axle
#

I double click but it always get pointed to the right

restive barn
wind charm
karmic axle
#

is the game supposed to be that hard

sleek gull
karmic axle
#

is this game gonna have multiplayer

signal wedge
restive barn
#

no politics

signal wedge
#

No politics is a rule we take seriously here and that includes pfp's

restive barn
#

bcz politics spark debate

#

and drama

karmic axle
#

bruh, okay

signal wedge
#

Sorry mate

sleek gull
# karmic axle is this game gonna have multiplayer

It will have Local Split Screen, which can be played with Parsec or Steam Share Play. But it will not be a hosted matchmaking system. Maybe one day in the future, but currently no plans or timeline.

restive barn
rigid stirrup
dark folio
restive barn
restive barn
#

dingus

dark folio
soft osprey
signal wedge
#

Thanks mini mod

restive barn
#

No politikos

soft osprey
wind charm
signal wedge
#

Thats it chrome

#

Ya done

soft osprey
restive barn
signal wedge
restive barn
#

clean ass

warped apex
deep shale
#

the humble piece of wood

deep shale
#

when the game comes out, i hope that it's economically difficult so that we'd be fighting with sticks and stones at first

restive barn
#

jawbreaker

#

i now schleeple

#

gn

late phoenix
#

Hi schleeple I'm dad

dark folio
muted dew
muted dew
raw ingot
# muted dew

bros head got yeeted to the beta version of the game 😭

late lance
#

guys i have a question, this game soon have online or not?

late lance
late phoenix
late phoenix
tender quest
lean nicheBOT
#

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

muted dew
azure mirage
azure mirage
raw ingot
azure mirage
raw ingot
#

no keep dreaming 🗣️

azure mirage
azure mirage
dark folio
muted dew
dark folio
#

I wonder if willie likes apples

raw ingot