halfsword-chat-⚔

[quiet ferry]

He’s gonna like cheat by getting a good HS player or something

If he ever played it

[wide nebula]

the controls are just a bit too wonky, but that's part of this game's appeal

[mental kelp]

He can pay me I'm open

[wide nebula]

i just started playing "getting over it" today and its impossible

[quiet ferry]

Isn’t that like

The entire gimmick of getting over it

[toxic anvil]

thats how i feel about the game of thrones mod for bannerlord 2

[wide nebula]

i struggled mightily with banner lord back in the day, might have to reboot that game

[summer pollen]

are sheathed weapons supposed to have collisions

[west crag]

yes

I think

[restive barn]

they dont affect your hand

[summer pollen]

they do affect weapons

kinda frustrating when you are tryna be agile with it

[restive barn]

im saying that they dont affect your hands

its like if a weight hit a feather

[summer pasture]

they do sometimes bug

and hold u back

why did my willie have to let go of the blockign weapon

😭

i flattened him

[cyan siren]

does hitting a willie in specific areas actually make your attack more lethal. like is there a difference between shanking a willie in the side, and stabbing them in the heart

i feel like if found that to be true but im often delusional about these things

[tight isle]

i think most chest stabs will result him keeling over regardless unless you are playing on way lower damage

or abdomen stabs

you've really gotta miss a stab for it to not do lethal

[cyan siren]

eh ive had some willies survive.

[warped apex]

I just got a flashy kill

[tight isle]

bro had to tab out on him

[cyan siren]

it might just be a case of dumb luck and sheer coincedence that when i do get stabs off its usually around the heart area because i always stab right handedly

[dark folio]

Just beat the baron yet again

[warped apex]

How many times have you beaten the game good sir?

I would love to know such a thing

[dark folio]

3 times

[warped apex]

My goodness

I'm only at 133

[dark folio]

Damn

You're good

[fallen iris]

think there'll be any more updates to the demo on steam b4 the release?

[warped apex]

@dark folio I mean I can do stuff like this now lol

[dark folio]

No

[warped apex]

I doubti t

doubt it*

[fallen iris]

unfortunate

i'll pay for the game when it comes out. was just hoping to see more before release, whenever that is

[dark folio]

The video aint loading

[fallen iris]

i know it's q4. just been sooooo long

[warped apex]

all we can do is get super good before it release and hope they don't mess with the combat again

it fried my muscle memory last time

[dark folio]

Yea

[dark folio]

Lol

[summer pasture]

yes

[dark folio]

Yep

[cyan siren]

o :D

[summer pasture]

ts was prob my longest fight

i was practicing blocking with my forearms

since its super efficient

ive blocked beggar boss swing before with a fist

same block

meta

[bold radish]

how do i block these annoying low attacks at my legs with the longsword

i can never fucking do it

[restive barn]

same

[summer pasture]

dodge

lel

i be abusing the dodge/dash mechanic where i can

[bold radish]

but i want to block them

not dodge them

[summer pasture]

blocking..

is it possible to?

you could try clash

to parry it

[bold radish]

clash?

[summer pasture]

hit his sword with yours

like also swing downwards

[bold radish]

yeah this is what im trying to do

but it doesnt work because

????

[summer pasture]

wym

it doesnt work bc what

ive done it

[bold radish]

i have trouble in that i dont know what to do to do this

like

what do i do to actrually do that in game

[summer pasture]

it is hard

[tight isle]

idk if theres any better advice than trial and error

[summer pasture]

just try practice precision

rlly

just gotta be rlly precise

parrying is easy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1393528032819544105/image.png?ex=68d11a1d&is=68cfc89d&hm=448d9acd8310bf442a3833533da9d930bc74a6843e07786c53316f25bc54e4a0&

[bold radish]

that was the answer i worried to get

[summer pasture]

trust

[bold radish]

i can only somewhat reliably block attacks from above the waist

for now

[summer pasture]

m

u still new?

this here was prob one of my best parries

[bold radish]

no 😭

just skill issued

[summer pasture]

lol

i was too

my first 100 hours i didnt even touch sword

im a martial artis main

[bold radish]

took me like 50 hours to even hit stabs

[summer pasture]

in like 100 hours i learnt every martial art

😭

[bold radish]

breh

i spend most of the time in free mode in tier 3 and 6

6 because

[summer pasture]

m

[bold radish]

brave stand >>

[summer pasture]

i main beggar

heheh

[bold radish]

or is it 7

i forgor

[summer pasture]

idk

[bold radish]

one before the last

[summer pasture]

i never rlly went past

3

[bold radish]

in gauntlet i reached knight tier

died to a cheeky stab

[summer pasture]

oh

[bold radish]

mid way

[summer pasture]

lol

[bold radish]

and i get boned by tier 3 boss

[summer pasture]

ive beat gauntlet a few times

[bold radish]

ussually

[summer pasture]

its boring now

[bold radish]

breh

[summer pasture]

the only fun one was fist only

that was good

all bosses have same weakness

to a well timed counter right hook

[dark folio]

All bosses above commoner are easy

[summer pasture]

you just gotta fucking abuse that dash mechanic

you can get some force in ur hits

[bold radish]

i remember beating one higher level boss in 2 seconds

and another with the fist

but the commoner tier greatsword man keeps fucking me up

[summer pasture]

hes a bit tuff

but ngl

against him

[dark folio]

He's the devil

[summer pasture]

just rushing after he misses a combo

hes easy eats

[bold radish]

i beat him normally only once

and normally i mean

with sword and not the pitchfork

dodged the combo and whacked his face

[summer pasture]

might be skill issued

😭

actually ive never tried fighting him without fists

maybe first playthrough i used pitchfork

[bold radish]

bruh.

[summer pasture]

dude

fists hit HARD

if yk how to punch

[bold radish]

my life sucks and im even bad at this game

fuck this

[summer pasture]

lmao

its just practice

[restive barn]

how are you not dead

[summer pasture]

huh!

i dont see anything wrong

[wicked magnet]

why can't you move backwards while holding alt anymore with a spear

[dark folio]

Lol

[half hazel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TMqCAx6IhQs?feature=share

[dark folio]

Skill

[summer pasture]

erm

i just had an asthma attack

ingame

????

i couldnt even move

[dark folio]

Let willie rest

[cobalt rivet]

how much playtime u all got?

[drowsy geode]

no update

in soooo long

give us a playtest or something

the most buggy experience

anything

[eternal crag]

Guys, Why is it that when I enter the game and get the Gore level selection I choose one it just clicks it, it doesn't do anything

I can't play

[lean tree]

Yes You Can, I Fixed It My Self, But Im Not Good At Describing Things, So You Might Need Someone Who Knows Or The Willie Bot

[eternal crag]

I just found out how

[sharp sky]

Why Do You Speak Like This

[lean tree]

Idk, I Have Autism, And Im Not Good At Talking To Other People, And Im Not Good At Describing Complex Stuff

[sharp sky]

Why Do You Use Capitals On The Start Of Every Letter

[lean tree]

Idk, I Just Like It

Also, Do You Work At Half Sword Games?, I Feel Like You Do Because The Color Of Your User Name Is Red

[sharp sky]

I Dont I Have Level 3

[lean tree]

But I See The Level 3 Badge On Your Username, But That Must be A Bug

[sharp sky]

I Am Not Half Sword Games

[lean tree]

Ok, Just Making Sure

[floral imp]

this is unfair

[brittle bridge]

is there going to be other NPCs or Willie is going to be biting the curb until the heat death of the universe?

[lean tree]

Baron Knew What He Was Doing

[signal wedge]

nobody knows silly little guy

[brittle bridge]

ah okok, it would be funny to just keep Willie everywhere im sure tho

[signal wedge]

Yeah we have very little information apart from the teasers they post every now and then

[uneven trout]

dang when are we gonna get a new update

[brittle bridge]

I wonder if its gonna release at the end of the year

[dark folio]

No it aint

[molten galleon]

The update is literally set to release sometime in the next months

[molten galleon]

Hey..
I thought I was your silly little guy

[slate granite]

vaand we both dead

[potent geyser]

Why does the Baron challenge keep crashing and driving me insane
I've set my damage to minimum and enemy damage to max and I've still not managed to win
also, I've beaten Baron before, but some weird glitch on Steam bugged out stuff on a ton of games (Not just Halfsword) and thus I lost the class

and now I gotta try again

[ashen jasper]

ee

[drowsy geode]

cringe alert

[warped apex]

I'm getting better at catching weapons with my hands

[young sable]

No offense but this is kinda laggy you might wanna turn down the graphics more

[slate swallow]

Looks fine for me

[signal wedge]

You're doorknob

[brittle bridge]

its fine for me too

[molten galleon]

Were done

I'm taking the house

[signal wedge]

ok, take the car too

And the dog

[molten galleon]

Okay and the kids too

[signal wedge]

Yeah thats fine

See ya later nerd I'm going to mexico

[molten galleon]

😡😡😡

I'll sue for child support

[signal wedge]

If you dont mind I'm gonna play path of exile 2

[signal wedge]

Good luck bozo I faked my own death

[molten galleon]

💔🥀

[wanton gust]

does willy have a age

[brittle bridge]

is he a fucking mushroom?

[tender quest]

basically

[brittle bridge]

like the orcs in war hammer?

[tender quest]

umm AKTUALLY its orks

and yes

[brittle bridge]

my bad yeah

[brittle bridge]

thats funny

[uneven galleon]

willie lore

[dark folio]

Yup

[tulip cape]

how even kill this guy

[austere salmon]

Hey agu check this thing out

[dark folio]

Cool

[dark folio]

What game is this?

[austere salmon]

Mortar drone

Beyond All Reason

[dark folio]

Awesome

[austere salmon]

Lmao do you think i should make a bigger and more dangerous version of the gatlid

[dreamy viper]

So I can’t find anything in the faq, but I just started playing yesterday and I only can play the abyss, how can I play in other modes?

[atomic stump]

R u winning

[austere salmon]

Ja

[atomic stump]

YAYYYY

Sehr gut!

[brittle bridge]

click on that

[atomic stump]

There is a free mode on the bottom right or it switches to gauntlet, then on the left there is "play demo" you press that then you play normal mode

[atomic stump]

^ perfect timing lmao

[dreamy viper]

Yeah I tried that but it still takes me to the abyss. I’ll have a second look in a few minutes

[atomic stump]

R u pressing play demo or are you pressing abyss lmao

[dreamy viper]

Play demo. lol

[atomic stump]

Can you send an example in #game-footage-🎮🎥 ?

[dark folio]

Yup

[dark folio]

Press play demo

[pearl ferry]

willie no look execution

[tulip cape]

fellas how do i take somebodys ecranche

[pearl ferry]

unless they are equipping it u cant

[inland sonnet]

HI!! I don't know if it's pc config but I try to punch with left mouse button and the game opens the camera, just installed it. someone knows why??

[tulip cape]

how do i take off somebodys helmet

whats the trick to doing it consistently

[hidden ore]

Does anyone have any tips for the commoner great champion I feel like no matter what he like one shots me

[tulip cape]

which one is that the axe guy or

[hidden ore]

The one with the massive greatsword

[tulip cape]

parry

[hidden ore]

Fair enough

[tulip cape]

either that or stab him

half sword him

[signal wedge]

what a name

[tulip cape]

will you kill him

[wise summit]

hello can i play half sword online guys?

[signal wedge]

no

[signal wedge]

no

[odd patrol]

no

[wise summit]

is there any tutorials?

[pearl ferry]

rip their head off

[odd patrol]

slash people

[wise summit]

i can't defeat pre last

[tulip cape]

yeah but that doesnt always work
and sometimes you can even do it without ripping head off

[restive barn]

gn

[naive granite]

gn

[inland sonnet]

HI!! I don't know if it's pc config but I try to punch with left mouse button and the game opens the camera, just installed it. someone knows why??

[pearl ferry]

half sword their head vertically

helmet will usually pop off

[austere salmon]

Hey Jaime want to see some fucked up units i made

[pearl ferry]

swarm lord vs. willie

who wins

[austere salmon]

Swarm lord is the size of a building and has an anti tank heat ray

[atomic stump]

But willie is controlled by clueless

[austere salmon]

Its the size of a building

It withstands artillery and nuclear blasts

[atomic stump]

What if willie had the power of the entire US military

[odd patrol]

okay bro

how do i beat the ultimate challenge

[atomic stump]

With skill

[odd patrol]

im getting ganked by 6-7 shiny metallic men

im not good enough for that

[atomic stump]

4 people max, grab a poleaxe or the higher tier axe and its free real estate

[odd patrol]

if you say so

[dark folio]

Skill

[atomic stump]

Thats how I did it, I grabbed the axe and turned on the doom music track

[odd patrol]

thats tuff

[austere salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/hornet-git-gud-hollow-knight-gif-487380231553167495

[odd patrol]

shaw

[austere salmon]

Adina

[vital perch]

@shell bronze what is this technique called

[atomic stump]

Ik im so tuff

[inland sonnet]

HI!! I don't know if it's pc config but I try to punch with left mouse button and the game opens the camera, just installed it. someone knows why??

[brittle bridge]

unless your mouse keybind is set to C, i dont understand how thats hapening

[vapid hull]

GOD my game runs so girlboss on this new puter

[odd patrol]

riposte enjoyer

[vital perch]

it is a riposte in a way

[dark folio]

Ive made a bit of progress on learning how to parry

[dark folio]

Awesome

[vapid hull]

Lower sensitivity with a higher dpi was goated in the playtest

at least wjhenever I was practicing swords

[dark folio]

My sensitivity is already low

Maybe i need to disable mouse accelaration

[maiden tartan]

how you get that

[austere salmon]

I made it

[maiden tartan]

ok

[round stone]

Any mods to add female version of Willie?

Asking for a friend

[dark folio]

Should i?

[astral tiger]

can you win half sword without legs and arms?

[summer pasture]

HOLDUP

MY MOD MIGHT WORK?

i have made the force

in halfsword

[swift lagoon]

hello

is there a channel where I can report bugs?

[summer pasture]

can probaly just ping

someone

[swift lagoon]

nvm

found the channel lol

thanks tho

[summer pasture]

modmail

?

oh lmao

[summer pasture]

im stupid

[soft osprey]

#1047240101152960525

Modmail is more for discord issues

[clever laurel]

How do I reset my progress

[swift lagoon]

thank you , I reported my problem there

[floral imp]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/l9hnfCuMFeZI8Kjjz?invite=cr-MSxxQUwsNDE5MDQ3NzA2&v=6

really good way to hit people in the head with your leg

[mint pivot]

are you supposed to not have any weapons in the final tier

i just have a pink shirt

[summer pasture]

yea

its tournament

erm guys

what did i do to my code

LMAOOO

[hidden ore]

Ty bro

[graceful heath]

hey does anyone have any tips on beating the knight grete champion

i've been struggling with him for a couple hours now

[rocky citrus]

not sure farthest ive made it is veteran

but how did you beat the veteran role?

[graceful heath]

knocked the weapon out of his hand, but left him with just his shield so he didn't draw his backup weapon, then dropped my shield and pommel slammed him with my sword

[rocky citrus]

ohh

[graceful heath]

i noticed if they have a shield and a weapon and you disarm their weapon they'll just try to punch you while holding their shield

[rocky citrus]

so you used a sword?

and how do you disarm them?

[graceful heath]

sorry i confused veteran with man at arms

[rocky citrus]

oh

what weapon is best for the veteran

[graceful heath]

yknow

it was only just now i realized you could randomize the gear

i used a hammer im pretty sure

the one handed one

idk the names of all of them sorry

[rocky citrus]

oh its fine thanks

[dark folio]

Hmm

[dark folio]

Just use a long weapon

And aim for the head

[desert plank]

Hi guys, I have a question, in the "FAQ" they talk about something named "UGC" what is that? I don't know the term

[idle crane]

User Generated Content

[summer pasture]

working on flashtime now

🤫

already made fus roh dah

[runic karma]

Bro got hit with a finisher

[eager wolf]

I died during the ultimate challenge and my progress wasnt lost

So do I just keep beign able to attempt it since I got past knight?

[maiden umbra]

how do i play full sword

[proud knoll]

i think i just managed to get into beggar tier with a soldier

lmfao

yup im in a beggar carnage with a longsword LOL

absolutely no clue how it happened

[dark folio]

Yes

[dark folio]

The dark web

[eager wolf]

THANK GOD

[proud knoll]

alr figured it out lmao

select a tier, exit the game, get into the free mode, play
puts you into beggar tier with the gear

fun stuff

[proud knoll]

holy bonking power

[slender ember]

Is it just me or is the Baron kinda nerfed in the ultimate challenge?

In the gauntlet he feels a lot faster with his attacks but I could just be imagining it due to the smaller space to work with

[dark folio]

Damn

[tender quest]

oh yeah? see how your tier likes it

[shell bronze]

you're a knight bro you're catching strays

i bully men at arms

[austere salmon]

hey clue i need your help

[austere salmon]

so i'm making a new unit, it's got two weapons

one is a heavy MLRS for smacking bombers and flying fortresses
what shoudl the other be

at base it's a flakgun but i dont like that personally

[naive holly]

EVERYONEEEEEE

EVERYONE PLEASE

May i have your attention

Look at this fucking SHIT

Not mine but holy fucking hell

[patent hound]

Holy ass

[dark folio]

Woah

[uneven galleon]

Theres no way bro

[dark folio]

I hate trying to parry

[azure mirage]

its parry

its awful

[bleak sundial]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 i was laughing so hard after that

[coral tinsel]

Do you think a sabrę will be in half sword

?

I mean saber

[dark folio]

Yep

[sand herald]

w brain injury

[tulip sparrow]

yall what weapon is best for the soldier tier

[gilded breach]

Voulge

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1409770340736958495/ezgif-3057470420d62d.gif

[lone yarrow]

I’d love to see more combat reactions from Willies in the future.

[stoic ridge]

im here again with the daily billhook propganda bill hook or nothing militia man can kill all other classes and great champion billhook for the win. get your strategy up noob instead of swinging your mouse wildly hoping to get lucky

max difficulty i hate dying you guys love dying get your billhook supremacy up

[dapper grove]

did maces get deadlier bc i have never seen so many people get one tapped bye a mace and die its the best

[naive holly]

Well do I have news for you

[teal light]

when i face the champ how come i have no weapon?

is that normal orrr

[teal light]

???

[lapis marsh]

which champion

[stoic ridge]

billhook supremacy

[wicked plover]

yall wanna guess what weapon did this

[teal light]

the first couple but i seen what the problem is ty

[lapis marsh]

true

this chat lowkey fallen off

[neat crow]

yall do the titles of the tracks in the album mean anything

like are they hints about the final game or

[neat crow]

sword blunt damage needs to be hella nerfed

imo

[tender quest]

just means i get to bonk more >:)

[velvet moss]

do you heal in ult challenge or just abyss?

[wicked plover]

reminds me of japans flag

[dark folio]

I feel like my reaction time is a bit slow

[nova nimbus]

Thx and sorta guess we’ll find out

Right?

Same

[tulip cape]

uhhhhh

[still cove]

is their multieplayer or is the internet wrong?

[soft osprey]

No there is no multiplayer currently

[dark folio]

No

[wet plume]

is there an expected release date? ive been following this game for a while now and its tons of fun. probably just a me problem but the roadmap is hard to tell whats going on.

[shell bronze]

#faq.

[restive barn]

what the fuck is this

[azure mirage]

Q4 2025, info in faq (channel clueless linked)

[wet plume]

alright cool, thanks to both of you

[upper urchin]

"let me tell you something"

[desert acorn]

love when you punch him just hard enough for him to stand there and forget how to fight for a sec

no blood, not even a bruise

just pure confusion

training my backhand rn

[naive holly]

@shell bronze you still have that edit I cant find it lol

[desert acorn]

backhands are getting pretty consistent

not very powerful but at least they do hit

[bold jacinth]

sometimes, i regret my actions.
then i remember he wouldve done the same.

he didnt even have the time to go for a hit, or to scream, or to form an expression. dead before he hit the floor.

[azure mirage]

i lvoe that video

[bold jacinth]

HOLY SHIT ULTIMATE FATALITY

you ever kill willie so hard you question what youve become

i parryed him so hard the sparks engine blew up, and then cut straight through his head

and again

[naive holly]

@shell bronze

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1409779332011786251/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_20.mp4?ex=68d18e91&is=68d03d11&hm=fb56a6023890bc7c507ed08984b71fd1b37cbd3228b6fff854b9691e2adfc2cd&

[amber vessel]

bro got perfect parried by a bot

[simple vale]

zamn....

one of the most violent feeling punches i've hit now i think

[bold jacinth]

ive been playing in slo mo during engagements to work on some stuff and i think i just got possibly most nasty kill ever

i parried then rmb'ed from the back of the head

and pulled it through

bro is kneeling, holding his own head

[neat jasper]

This man, in this moment, knows fear.

[bold jacinth]

unironically goes very hard

AWOOOOOOOO

[neat jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/omaewamoushinderu-gif-21465007

[barren geode]

that is AWESOME

[bold jacinth]

I KNOW RIGHT

PULLING JUST THE BOTTOM LIP OFF AND NOW THE BOTTOM JAW

that was butcher's percissiomn

[barren geode]

for real

i lowk keep getting head shots

i need to clip those

[bold jacinth]

my rain of terror has evented

i just got neck snapped?

which i wasnt aware was a thing you could do

[barren geode]

how is that possible 💔

[bold jacinth]

i didnt get stabbed

i got wrapped around a spear

[barren geode]

OH

i thought it was with hands

[bold jacinth]

gotta b honest tho this is a better loadout

better sword, better drip

[barren geode]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

why is the sword that long

😭😭

[barren geode]

also real

[bold jacinth]

idk

[barren geode]

oh it was perspective l

[bold jacinth]

OH CRAP I JUST SPUN A MAN

[simple vale]

holy fuck bro got annihilated

[barren geode]

💔

also why do you play without music

[bold jacinth]

oh goodness

also be humbled

[simple vale]

ambience i guess?

[barren geode]

what if on full release

they make it so ur spongebob

👀

[simple vale]

i turned it off for the full abyss experience
first person no music
and just never turned it back on

[pale bobcat]

i hate pitchfork users

just quartered one

[barren geode]

i lowk just grab the pitch for

fork

[pale bobcat]

so satisfying

two handed axe >

[simple vale]

i quite enjoy fistfighting

[pale bobcat]

i like being fisted too

[barren geode]

bro he was trying to kiss you… you fumbled the date 💔💔

[severe pollen]

dude...

[barren geode]

what is this

[barren geode]

bro?

[pale bobcat]

id smash willie no female mod

[simple vale]

coulda pulled this off a bit cleaner
but still pretty cool i'd say

[austere salmon]

hey rec check this out

[simple vale]

starting to add more movement to my fistfighting
and learning how to be fun with grabs aswell

[shell forge]

Can you have truly invincible willies in 0.5? Cuz in 0.3, turning the damage sliders down to minimum completely disables damage

[azure mirage]

??

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[shell forge]

Invincible willies can become bone bois

[simple vale]

the quick hits...

[azure mirage]

really beautiful hits

[mental kelp]

playing with the opponent through various krieg withdrawals

[pale bobcat]

did i stutter

[hoary moss]

I just got 2100 on abyss am I goated

Also john how do I play as that guy

[mental kelp]

Custom loadout

with Ovrdth's selector

So chase them twice / and if thou'lt hit / Then make the same old slice with it.
Learn well the absetzen at will / Then hinder cuts and thrusts with skill. Whoever makes a thrust at thee / Thy point meets and breaks his glee.
Absetzen (setting off), Nachraisen (chasing), and Obern schnit (over slice)

Basic move with three concepts

Perfect if not for the sword wag at the end

[sly copper]

I tried to load in and it asked me to select my gore settings and it’s not letting me in??

[azure mirage]

this is how to fix it

[vapid ether]

guys i think i figured out how to jab correctly

in halfsword

ive never seen a clip of someone else doing this

so i think im the first

[mental kelp]

Alt?

[azure mirage]

Jab like

alt and going forward with the mouse..?

or am I missing something

[mental kelp]

Ansetzen

[shell bronze]

half sword withdrawal

touched too much grass this entire weekend

[vapid ether]

punchign jab

like a good effective one

[azure mirage]

alt?

send a clip

[hollow delta]

boss was a lil confused when i threw my axe and just started throwing hands lmao

[azure mirage]

@vapid ether https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/l9rWS4qvyHRTT4vBa?invite=cr-MSxmMXQsMjE3MjAzNTY2&v=11
sending img on his behalf

[azure mirage]

LOL

[mental kelp]

uberlauffen and nachraisen

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577944436793933825/1419513560362389554/clueless.gif

[pearl zinc]

this is why u wear a helmet when biking

[shell bronze]

on station and standing by

what can i do for you

[mental kelp]

Post so I can post clips without having to queue up 😹

[shell bronze]

perfect timing i just got done updating my pc

let's spam chat with longsword clips again

[mental kelp]

It will be legendary

[shell bronze]

masters of our crafts

if only militus was present

[azure mirage]

drool

[shell bronze]

first blood (fodder)

first actual blood

[mental kelp]

Was it a bad idea

[shell bronze]

what happens when you try to style on mfs

fodder vs jodan kamae/tag

[narrow hatch]

does anyone know why the game is lagging for me? i dont think its a spec issue since i can run games like baldurs gate 3 well over 100 frames

[shell bronze]

run it dx11

amogus

[narrow hatch]

oh that was tuff

[mental kelp]

Turn thine edge just like that / Press thy hands to the flat

hent drucken/obern schnit

[azure mirage]

dx11 and graphics

[mental kelp]

schilhaw

[marsh stratus]

Knight fights are so ass

[shell bronze]

me when i take the polearm and i swing it at head

[marsh stratus]

Beggar fights too

Commoner fights on top

[shell bronze]

beggar is just spin kick/swing wildly until win simulator

[marsh stratus]

Indeed

[odd patrol]

yes

[mental kelp]

Ansetzen (setting on/planting)

[odd patrol]

john halfsword

[shell bronze]

armored combat is difficult mfs when i

[marsh stratus]

Ai hits as hard as a toddler in both knight and begger tier

Like bro its nuke vs baby

[shell bronze]

it's because they don't know how to go for headshots

halfcord is not ready for when the ai gets better

they already struggle enough as is against the current one

[marsh stratus]

How do they struggle bro 😭

You can afk and they cant even knock you out

[shell bronze]

got my leg swiped by his wooden bit but a win is a win

[shell bronze]

skill issue is the answer

[shell bronze]

armored combat puts me to sleep on god

[narrow hatch]

how high is your sens?

[shell bronze]

medium-low

[narrow hatch]

oh those swings are quite fast

[marsh stratus]

They should add different difficulties for the AI

[shell bronze]

there's enough to be precise and enough to be fast as well

[marsh stratus]

So while toddlers get their hands on nyquil intoxicated dummies, the people without skill issues can get real fights

[shell bronze]

give me ai that doesn't necessitate me playing 3+ tiers up

[shell bronze]

lowkey the max-armored man at arms people piss me off

might as well be fighting a knight

[mental kelp]

Im too ass to be getting anything better than a normal head bonk

[marsh stratus]

Ima try beating baron with fists only

[shell bronze]

that's all you need bro

[mental kelp]

But no Aura

[shell bronze]

this move never ever fails to not be hilarious

[shell bronze]

aura does not matter to the dead

@lapis marsh very polite parry

[lapis marsh]

fiore type shit

[simple vale]

is this how the devs intended fistfighting to be?
im using the holding both mouse buttons punches for full fights for my first time here

[simple vale]

wonder how brutal PvP fights would be
cause i can assume most people would keep trying to g et up from injuries the npc would stop fighting with
pvp would probably have a bit longer and bloodier fights, would be cool

[shell bronze]

how i be moving the moment i see someone with no longsword wearing bucket hat

[charred moth]

hehe

[shell bronze]

demonic bind

[shell bronze]

damn i had a skill issue and flat sided both strikes

[mental kelp]

simply differently skilled

[shell bronze]

@mental kelp got a nice honorable duel for you

[mental kelp]

punch

Half sword pmo

[shell bronze]

i think this guy really hates me

oops

[azure mirage]

it just flew

[shell bronze]

good old arm snipe against overheads

weapons and hands go flying

[worthy hearth]

i need footage of hammers smacking the paint off the model

[naive holly]

I think at the end of the day t2 might be the most fun

At least in regards to shenanigans

[azure mirage]

i love t2

[naive holly]

T5=T2>T3>T6 in my honest casual opinion

[shell bronze]

commoner tier can be extremely easy depending on how much you just want to win

[shell forge]

Did I just lobotomize Willie? all he does is just walk towards me without doing anything.

[shell bronze]

t3 vs the world

meaning t3 > in more than one way

[naive holly]

Yeah yeah mr purist

"What does this guy do kendo irl or somethin?? Sheeesh get a load of that!"

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1409770340736958495/ezgif-3057470420d62d.gif

[naive holly]

You @ me rn

@shell bronze after I initiate banter and he finally GETS ME

[shell bronze]

@naive holly commoner vs the world

[fierce cairn]

ow

[shell bronze]

@naive holly bonus

[shell bronze]

amogus

[fierce cairn]

bro is a flagellant

[shell bronze]

fodder bullying intermission

[shell bronze]

what did bro mean by this

[fierce cairn]

https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Flagellants

reminds me of this fodder infantry

[shell bronze]

kendo be like

[azure mirage]

Dai ka is typing...

[shell bronze]

dual mace gameplay is fun if you know how to swing at heads with 1 hand

[karmic orchid]

Hi

[azure mirage]

you took ages to type hi

[karmic orchid]

No I was about to ask the movement in the game

[upbeat oasis]

minos prime in halfsword

[azure mirage]

w to move forward

[karmic orchid]

Is the character only dodge when press the move key ?

Holding move key and shift key it just run

[azure mirage]

halfsword p rank

[azure mirage]

nice hit

[upbeat oasis]

they should add willie to smash

[shell bronze]

it's gonna be how i fight when pvp comes around

[karmic orchid]

Any tips to play veteran and above ? I tried the shield and sword, got overpowered by the boss

[shell bronze]

terrible idea to be a shield user

[azure mirage]

don't use shields maybe

[shell bronze]

take polearm

[azure mirage]

yeah

something long shalt do

[azure mirage]

i wish it actually gets released

[upbeat oasis]

i was thinking of saying to "start using ur fists" but i dont think that will work

[azure mirage]

yeah no

[shell bronze]

use this polearm @karmic orchid

[azure mirage]

halberd

[karmic orchid]

Uhh

[weary hinge]

Imagine coop opponents just flinging swords to kill u

[shell bronze]

or this polearm

at man at arms/knight use this bad boy

[azure mirage]

the other halberd

[karmic orchid]

Since I thought the rank has good amor already. So it's kinda safe play to get sneaky hit on neck while I press them. But the boss just too strong

[upbeat oasis]

bro imagine if when multiplayer is introduced people will be making scripts for the exploiters 💔

[karmic orchid]

I held that weapon it seems too long and heavy I couldn't poke

[shell bronze]

any of these can get you a win in man at arms/knight, but the axe one is the best

[shell bronze]

forget about stabbing after man at arms

slash and smack are your two best friends

[upbeat oasis]

are you clueless

[azure mirage]

yeah poking is usually

horrid whenever they have full armor

[shell bronze]

terrible idea

irl it's already like trying to jam a key into a keyhole while your arm is extended fully and you're running forward

[azure mirage]

LOL

[shell bronze]

and the keyhole is also moving around trying to stop itself from getting hit

[shell bronze]

no

[azure mirage]

he's cluefull believe me or not

[karmic orchid]

No I mean I held that type of weapon in lower rank where they have less amor but the thing was too long 😭

[shell bronze]

if you mean the thing with a hook on it

you have to practice good distance control

[karmic orchid]

Lower rank that also has the spiky long pole

[naive holly]

The sweet crunch. Love when you land a gauntleted punch that makes em spurt

[karmic orchid]

So I chose the spiky thing instead.

[azure mirage]

what

[karmic orchid]

Militia maybe

[shell bronze]

that thing is just op period

[naive holly]

Old but

[karmic orchid]

I think it's like spear . Pointy head

[naive holly]

Oh we got a newbie fukkin up the gauntlet lfg

[shell bronze]

it's so good that you can actually just

[karmic orchid]

I get pass 2 rank with this one ❤️

[naive holly]

Ngl so glad they nerfed it from the playtest

[shell bronze]

that shit was not nerfed enough

[naive holly]

Indeed

[shell bronze]

i use the one from soldier tier to just kill everything up to ultimate challenge

[karmic orchid]

Yo guys is starting from beginning easier than come back from the abyss? It's so hard to win in abyss

[naive holly]

Gambesons are actually plançon kryptonite

[naive holly]

I mean, no tbh

Abyss is quicker

[shell bronze]

if you're at militia+ it's quicker to abyss

but if you die commoner honestly it's a 50/50

[naive holly]

Even t3 bruh its like 5 guys max

[karmic orchid]

Yes it's quick but in higher rank like if I die in veteran there is no way I can win .

[shell bronze]

struggle and/or lose in the abyss you waste some time

[shell bronze]

wrong

get a polearm and take them to church

[karmic orchid]

Dude they had 2 guys chasing and I have no armor

[shell bronze]

armor don't matter if you got reach and finesse

[naive holly]

The real challenge in the abyss is fucking running it with a garbo pc

[karmic orchid]

Weapons is random right?

[shell bronze]

a good pc still runs it like ass

[naive holly]

Its seriously worse than ult challenge once bodies drop and armor shows up

[shell bronze]

you can run around and look for a good one

random but infinite

[naive holly]

Just grab the tall candleabra

All ya need

[shell bronze]

big candle kills everything

[karmic orchid]

Nah bruh

Maybe I'm too bad idk

[naive holly]

Fu you mean shit is an all-rounder

Stabs, bludgeons, range

[karmic orchid]

😭

[shell bronze]

big candle kills them

easily

[naive holly]

Speaking of candleabras

[shell bronze]

medieval sledgehammer

[naive holly]

Posting for like the 18th time at this point

Tis the bestest

[karmic orchid]

I think the safe way for me in veteran is still shield and try to swing the sword randomly until it hit the neck

[karmic orchid]

Yo today I play against this guy and he stepped on the short candelabra and injured himself. I didn't need to do anything 🤣

[shell bronze]

does it ever piss you off how some dudes just don't wanna give up @naive holly

[azure mirage]

love tapped him in the head a couple times

[karmic orchid]

Do you have veteran playthrough so I can learn sumting 😭

[shell bronze]

what weapon

@karmic orchid

[karmic orchid]

Best one . I'm noob 😭

Easiest to use

[spring belfry]

Hello is there multiplayer in half sword?

[shell bronze]

polearm

reach and power

[karmic orchid]

Oh can you do shield ?

[shell bronze]

shield is actual dogshit after militia/soldier but ok

[naive holly]

Holy shit nape stab was GNARLY

[karmic orchid]

Shield and sword I thought it's good for sneaky neck slice

[frigid oracle]

finally beat the ultimate challenge

biggest of ups

[naive holly]

Ngl I do fuck with a shield for bludgeoning

[naive holly]

Congrats big yappah

[frigid oracle]

i shall now take my rightful seat in weenie hut jr's

cuz i know damn well i had my player damage to the minimum

[shell bronze]

this is how you use sword and shield

[naive holly]

Whats the 2016 for are you EIGHT?

Kidding yahyahyah

[naive holly]

Thats how I got my first dub, next was even

You got this

[frigid oracle]

nah i based it kinda off of those like "speedy.gonzalez2007" tf2 names

[karmic orchid]

Damn I don't think my hands id that precise like u 🥶

[shell bronze]

you gotta practice

use free mode

[simple vale]

one small issue....
hes using his right
ricardo would only have used his left....

[karmic orchid]

What button to put weapon on your waist?

[shell bronze]

hold q or e

[karmic orchid]

Oh ye I forgot that

Ok

[frigid oracle]

did i just see a picture perfect block in the same motion as a direct riposte UNDER a helmet

ref is that legal

[frigid oracle]

this is the most coherent i've ever seen first person mode

[shell bronze]

first person mode is dogshit on god

[naive holly]

'ate plançons, 'ate the
baron, love me shield

[frigid oracle]

yeah but its tuff on brave stand

[naive holly]

Suffer and die

[karmic orchid]

It would be so nice on VR

[frigid oracle]

so much vision guys

im getting so much intel here

[narrow hatch]

Wtf how are u first person

[karmic orchid]

Guys any clue when the game is officially released?

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[karmic orchid]

Damn

[frigid oracle]

press V

[karmic orchid]

Real?

[frigid oracle]

also i really really like how your basically immortal to all non blunt attacks by just standing still in full plate

[narrow hatch]

Thx

[karmic orchid]

Best use to shield is no survive long weapon I think then get in close and slice the neck

[shell bronze]

shit is actually cheeks

[shell bronze]

a good hit to the head:

[shell bronze]

no

hard to do anything up close

shield is medium distance

[simple vale]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[frigid oracle]

AI is too dumb for that

and on baron mode im just straight up too tall

so they cant really get good overheads

and besides the npcs look to be basically hard wired to use half sword if they have a bladed weapon in full plate combat

[frigid oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-raiden-senator-armstrong-punching-indomitable-gif-14166479420035208375

[shell bronze]

i give it a few days before you get bored of the baron power fantasy

[frigid oracle]

just let me have this moment man

i just got it!

[karmic orchid]

I mean in close you use sword to kill people? If only my hands better 😢

[shell bronze]

one handed weapon is bad at close range with a shield

your shield gets in the way and you cannot maneuver it well unlike irl

[frigid oracle]

man. i gotta play kingdom come deliverance

[karmic orchid]

I will practice it in free play. It does limit the movement but one slice in neck is enough I think.

[shell bronze]

you underestimate how difficult it is to get a neck slice

especially one handed and during active combat

[frigid oracle]

@shell bronze what is the best way to practice headshots

fist fight?

[shell bronze]

no

turn damage to player to 0 and pick weapon you wanna pick

then take your time hitting headshots

[karmic orchid]

I randomly swing then press with big shield . Eventually there is blood 😭

[karmic orchid]

Huh where is that setting?

Can I do that in the rank gameplay

[shell bronze]

yes

[halcyon viper]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[halcyon viper]

Прости меня за мое грубое общение

[shell bronze]

tf this man replying to year old messages for

[karmic orchid]

Where to do it tho? Setting?

[shell bronze]

settings game

[halcyon viper]

Oh, I didn't even notice. 😄

[karmic orchid]

Didn't know there is option

[frigid oracle]

tf this man replying to his own messages for

[halcyon viper]

😄

yes bro

[shell bronze]

if game too hard you can change it

[frigid oracle]

keep in mind this guy was UNINJURED

didnt even fight anyone else

he just saw me obliterate 3 guys in the span of 15 seconds and immediately surrendered when i turned to him

[shell bronze]

it takes a remarkably long time for some of these guys to bleed out because they don't surrender

[karmic orchid]

Tks

[karmic orchid]

That axe can go through armor?

[safe fern]

Any tips for one handed weapons?

[karmic orchid]

Add another one in other hand ?

[safe fern]

They seem to just wobble around (hate that)

[karmic orchid]

Maybe hold them with 2 hands.

Like the hammer and chair

[safe fern]

Wow very helpful

[karmic orchid]

are you playing with shield?

[safe fern]

Typically yes

[frigid oracle]

don't

your sword is your best defense

[karmic orchid]

I only play big shield with sword in veteran. So I press them and try to swing at the neck

[shell bronze]

no unless it glitches

i hit his backside

[karmic orchid]

Idk what I did but in vet I played the axe I hold it the other way I press them and slice neck with that pretty easy tho

But close range

[frigid oracle]

technically any weapon can go through armor if your lucky enough

[shell bronze]

that's just how they work

[safe fern]

I mostly just wish willy could hold his weapons firmly and not wobble all over the place… almost like they’re all amateurs or something (except for the spearmen)

[shell bronze]

shield gameplay is balls after soldier tier