halfsword-chat-⚔

[languid nest]

read my bio

[placid coyote]

anyone know how to make willie spin with spears?

or is it random?

[sleek valve]

this works with poleaxed and pole hammers but idk about spears basically you just throw willies arm to the left or right (depending on where your weapon points, if it points at the left, go left, if at the right go right) and then press x

do this quickly

Willie might spin the spear over his head

Or not

I've never tried it with a spear

[placid coyote]

no i mean actually spin

[sleek valve]

Like what

Give me a reference

[sleek valve]

That's a glitch

It's random

[placid coyote]

aw

thanks

it seems to always be with spears

[twilit escarp]

that was the smoothest longsword kill I've ever gotten

hands down without a doubt, parry into a perfect thrust

[faint crater]

that was sweet

[twilit escarp]

ty

[sleek valve]

Best ever disarm icl (from a long time ago)

I'm not sure if disarming can be any COOLER than this

[neat jasper]

What is this music

[hard lantern]

[neat jasper]

[twilit escarp]

had more control of his buckler there than he did

[sleek valve]

Here's a really long clip of an enemy refusing to die (I turned on immortality because he actually would eventually kill me if I didn't)

[ruby glade]

Yakuza QTEs be like

[coral reef]

Didn’t realize any dagger is op

Best weapon for anything man at arms and above

The second you get the rondel dagger try and get close to your opponent and stab him in chainmail gaps, slips through like butter

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe

[coral reef]

Unfair lol, poleaxe is just goated

Not precise enough for me though, I just like being able to get someone right in their neck with a knife, London style

[random tundra]

how do i reset my progress in the gauntlet after i fully finish it

[sleek gull]

Clips from tonight's stream.

[shell bronze]

there's also the pick random object up and beat the other guy special

[atomic stump]

Clip dump from my most recent play session

[atomic stump]

NICE

[opal sundial]

freaky

willie

[bright belfry]

rightful vanquishing for using warpole

even stabbed him in the dick for good measure

[faint crater]

i hate that weapon

[shell bronze]

fodder moment

oops

[faint crater]

clueless you're so good

[atomic stump]

yes my father is

[faint crater]

I think watching your clips has made me get better quite fast

[shell bronze]

i can go into detail and help you with the specifics as well

[faint crater]

I have to do some classwork that i've been putting off, but i'll send some clips next time I see you in chat

[shell bronze]

master strike

[native latch]

I just downloaded the game and I cannot play it. Could someone please help me here?

I'm getting just two messages basically saying I have no enough video memory lol (nVidia 4070ti on 5120 × 1440 monitor)

What's happening? ._.

[soft osprey]

at what point is it crashing

[native latch]

right after double-clicking to run the game

a black screen shows up and then two dialog messages

1st: "Out of video memory trying to allocate a rendering resource. Make sure your video card has the minimum required memory, try loweing the resolution and/or closing other apps that are running. Exiting..."

2nd: "LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\D3D12RHI\Private\D3D12Util.cpp][Line:923] - Out of video memory, trying to allocate a rendering resource.

and that is it, right this second one the app closes by itself and any try just follow the same loop.

Just tried again and there was a different message, a single "Fatal error" and it closed everything.

Oh... I think I found the cause. I have changed all the 4 value in the quality settings into 1 in the GameUserSettings.ini and then the game came back to LOW quality. But it crashes when I set the CINEMATIC mode on Graphics. It seems I can go up to EPIC and no further.

Weird... but let's see

[outer dirge]

So i just got to the end of gauntlet mode

[shell bronze]

lmao @ mace users

[outer dirge]

N now its tellin me to prepare for the ultimate chalenge

Wtf is that i thought i was at the end already

Is the ultimate challenge like another thing or the actual end

[carmine dirge]

real challenge

[shell bronze]

it's the real deal

[outer dirge]

Ohh shit

[shell bronze]

turn your blood off and get ready for the most hellish experience ever

you have been warned

[outer dirge]

What shud i expect

Idek what to do

Im so scared guys

Im shaking in my boots

Is it like multiple dudes

[carmine dirge]

many

[outer dirge]

Fuck bro

Wish me luck ima load in

[real void]

it's like playing gauntlet but just way worse

not gauntlet. uhhh

what's the other one

abyss

[shell bronze]

tf you doin taking so long for

[calm basalt]

Typical fodder moment. Shoulda chosen a real weapon

[shell bronze]

ikr

[outer dirge]

Do u get infinite tries

I jst died but its still givin me the option

[shell bronze]

infinite

[outer dirge]

Ohh shit

[shell bronze]

you're gonna suffer a lot so be prepared

[outer dirge]

Is ult challenge the way u get that one dude

The boss guy

[old shell]

Guys new half sword update is so good

[shell bronze]

yes

wake me up when one handed weapon users stop being fodder

[split crescent]

Lots of death, and zero armor while everyone has long reaching weapons

and also somehow higher damage resistance?

[calm basalt]

Don't they drop their armor in piecemeal stages tho?

Plus damage resistance doesn't stop a severed jugular...

[shell bronze]

where tf are the longsword users tf

[outer dirge]

wHy the fyuck does willie hold every long item like a dumbass

I swear

[shell bronze]

see that's more like it

[split crescent]

Zero was exaggeration

[outer dirge]

Noodle hands willie bro

[split crescent]

I went like 4 groups of enemies one time before i got a fucking helmet

[shell bronze]

kick me again jackass

[calm basalt]

tell me about it... So many gauntlets on my first run...

[calm basalt]

RNG is fun tho

[shell bronze]

i just use plancon/billhook/voulge and insta win everything

[outer dirge]

Willieee bro

Selling my shi

His grip is so bad ):

[shell bronze]

you gotta get used to him bro he got noodle arms

[naive holly]

It do not grip tho

Hse grip strength ftw

[split crescent]

Halberd superior

[shell bronze]

proper halberds rarely drop

[split crescent]

Thats fair and real

[shell bronze]

i usually grab a lucerne hammer if one drops but the fuckass spiked dinner plate ass end i don't use

[split crescent]

Oh yeah those things op

My go to drop is usually plancon/billhook/halberd

halberd is generally my best weapon tbh

[thorny stream]

@shell bronze 🫂

[shell bronze]

how intimate

[thorny stream]

i mightve grabbed the candlestick and stabbed him in the chest

hes not very happy about it

[calm basalt]

Plançon, mon ennemi juré...

[austere salmon]

DAS IS EINEN GOEDENDAG

[thorny stream]

well this isnt good

[calm basalt]

The weapon of a lowborn savage with no grace...

[calm basalt]

Incorrect

[thorny stream]

this really isnt good

[austere salmon]

fuck you mean incorrect im a blacksmith

i make weapons, i speak german, thats a fucking goedendag

[thorny stream]

aaaand i dont know how we even got here

[austere salmon]

plancon is what those baguette bastards call it

[austere salmon]

honestly? i cant even tell which one is meant to be you

[thorny stream]

im the one with the candlestick

those 3 photos are all in chronological order

[austere salmon]

a bad situation then

[thorny stream]

heres the 4th

ignore pablo in the back

hes kinda just watching me behead his friend

[austere salmon]

i didnt even see pablo until you mentioned it

im fucken colorblind man

[thorny stream]

hes in the fog

"something in the way" ass willy

[austere salmon]

oi rec, im considering swapping my solid shot to something more akin to a civil war Rocket Ball/mini ball, and cast from lead instead of Stahl

[calm basalt]

Goedendag is blunt with a horsepike on the end, used most famously by Flemish militia in the 13th Century, Plançon is a spiked pole arm used as area control and intimidation weapon, also with a horsepike, however it was usually used against infantry. They ARE related, but very much not the same thing

[thorny stream]

pablo was murdered

currently mutilaitng this boss

[outer dirge]

Ogh game crashwed

[calm basalt]

The most notable feature of the goedendag is the reverse taper towards the head, adding weight and allowing the weapon to stop itself when impaled into a target

[outer dirge]

This game is so fuckkkking fuck bro

CHallenge mode is fucking cancer

Ult challegne bro

[desert acorn]

abyss run ended by a sword in a box

stepped on the wrong spot

[thorny stream]

anybody rermember the OLD OLD boss that had the uhh

the two machetes

and the spartan helmet

im surprised how this final slice didnt cut off his head

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/l5jEqGouwr3WhVq9S?invite=cr-MSxTU3QsMzUzMTAxMzE1&v=15

[calm basalt]

No but now I'm incredibly curious

[thorny stream]

that shit was CLEAN through his neck

[thorny stream]

what damage settings

do you pla tyon

[calm basalt]

Honestly I think where you hit with the blade is a bigger factor than force for whether or not you dismember, cause I never lop an arm or head with the weak end of the blade, only from the halfway point down towards the guard

[shell bronze]

50/50

[sand herald]

I'm glad I was able to capture this

[thorny stream]

eye for an eye

[thorny stream]

thats not 50/50

[calm basalt]

How do I do cool pirouettes

[shell bronze]

semantics be like

[thorny stream]

i may have won but there is now a sword lodged in my femur

[opaque creek]

Use the camera to whip into attacks without lock on

[shell bronze]

that extra tiny bit does not make a difference

[calm basalt]

Like, max sens no click and just pray it lands?

[opaque creek]

You hold click to lift the weapon, let go to spin, and hold click again to drive the swing through at the end of the spin

Or instead of lifting holding the weapon down and whipping the camera up through a spin

There’s footwork behind it that’s harder to explain but you should find a guide on that part somewhere

[calm basalt]

Oh... Sounds really tough to master the timing on

I have found my new obsession

[sand herald]

It becomes a lot easier the more you do it, you just gotta get the feel for it first

[calm basalt]

Thank you ADHD creature

[opaque creek]

If you can spin kick you can do it with weapons

Basically almost the same thing

[sand herald]

When you get comfortable with spacing and timing, spin kicks are so much fun to use

[thorny stream]

5000 dpi

[calm basalt]

my mouse doesn't have a dpi selector

Stuck at whatever the factory default is

[opaque creek]

You can do it on 800 minimum comfortably

[opaque creek]

400 max sens you have to play like clueless

[sand herald]

I do very much enjoy high dpi

[shell bronze]

you'd be surprised how high my sens is compared to what the gameplay suggests

[thorny stream]

shuit up clueless

[opaque creek]

O you can’t even parry with power

They need a higher max sens in game

[thorny stream]

ouch!

[shell bronze]

the hating is crazy

[signal wedge]

One, don't tag everybody or attempt to. Two, what does this even mean.

[shell bronze]

but usually i do 45-180 degree kicks more than i do anything past that angle

[signal wedge]

Oh wait bros a scammer

Ncm

*nvm

[lapis marsh]

oh so toilet paper

[austere salmon]

hey clue, im considering redesigning my solid shot

[lapis marsh]

liquid

liquid shot

[faint crater]

trying out the obiwan stance with longsword and idrk what i'm supposed to go to for parrying

[lapis marsh]

obi wan stance??????

[last sun]

Erm...

[shell bronze]

oh that fuckass stance

[faint crater]

his is different

[shell bronze]

it sucks in this game don't bother

[faint crater]

cause like the hand reaching out

[last sun]

Ain't that high guard or smt?

[faint crater]

yeah its not good

[lapis marsh]

that's och

[shell bronze]

that's ox/kasumi no kamae

[faint crater]

doesn't make any sense rn

[shell bronze]

but you can't do shyt with it in this game rn

[lapis marsh]

it's a bit crap rn yeh

[shell bronze]

you're better off recreating form 4

[lapis marsh]

which is too bad it looks cool

[faint crater]

what is this acronym

[shell bronze]

ox

[lapis marsh]

its not an acronym

[shell bronze]

name of the guard

[lapis marsh]

its german

[faint crater]

OH

[faint crater]

THANKS

this is a sweet image

i use nebenhut so much

[lapis marsh]

notice how he only uses ochs for 1 nanosecond

[shell bronze]

issue is anything you do from ochs in this game can be done from longpoint

[mental kelp]

That’s how you use guards

[lapis marsh]

or vom tag

[austere salmon]

hey clue is it wierd i prefer using a pistol in pd3

[lapis marsh]

depends. which pistol

[faint crater]

is long point the langenort or whatever

[shell bronze]

until there's the ability to properly stab from ochs as well as to zwerch it's kind of a dead-end guard that gets ruined by autoparry immediately

[shell bronze]

more or less yeah

[faint crater]

ok

[shell bronze]

for textbook longsword type questions @mental kelp is the guy to ask

[lapis marsh]

aura farming guard

[mental kelp]

More or less aka yes

[faint crater]

I feel like I spend most my time nebenhut or pflug

I'm just now seeing the english text at the bottom of each graphic (i'm special)

[shell bronze]

my knowledge for this game is more game-like than it is realism-focused

[faint crater]

idk anything about real life sword stances

[shell bronze]

since kenjutsu barely translates to the game besides the strikes

[lapis marsh]

blossfechten sorta kinda translates but not that much

[shell bronze]

i think it's just the nature of the limited movement 4 keys and a mouse can provide you

[lapis marsh]

true

[faint crater]

wdym by that?

[shell bronze]

once i can do a proper waki-kamae and can throw actual kiriage strikes

life will be good

[shell bronze]

basically just saying that it's hard to allow a lot of real life techniques in beyond the basic stuff

[lapis marsh]

once i can actually fucking stab properly with a poleaxe life will be good

[faint crater]

in those strikes is that where they use their whole body to reach towards the opponent

is that what you mean

[placid coyote]

hi

willie

[faint crater]

hi eg

[near garnet]

“hi” dude these bars are fucking fire

[faint crater]

damn!

[shell forge]

Death has gone through hell

[near garnet]

aura

[near garnet]

REF DO SOMETHING

[zenith cradle]

Ive just finished the gaunlet and am at the "Battle Royal" mode, but it keeps crashing after i killl the roughly 8th enemy

[azure mirage]

yo

[azure mirage]

disable blood

[placid coyote]

cant wait for them to add willipy in game

hopefully

[near garnet]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1965856040152682782.gif

[faint crater]

smacked his sword into his face

[near garnet]

that’s definitely a few missing teeth

[faint crater]

got a good parry earlier

[shell forge]

Was John Halfsword in 0.3 just a regular commoner in terms of weapons and gear?

[placid coyote]

around the middle of the legs works sometimes

[thorny stream]

so

headsup

the final boss before baron has no neck armor

it is his only weakspot

if you can disarm him of the axe or have the samea xe, you can cut his head off

[austere salmon]

the champion of the veterans has no head armor, you can smite him instantly

a simple oberhau splits his skull

[thorny stream]

beatings

[spice lintel]

Does the challenge mode consistently crash for everyone?

[lapis marsh]

turn off blood

[spice lintel]

Thank you

[opal sundial]

freaky

willie

[limpid leaf]

Is their anyway to play the older version of HS, i miss the old gore settings, where you could lose a limb and keep going

[restive barn]

uhh

[slim osprey]

you can still do taht

[restive barn]

steamdb

[austere salmon]

hey sib, i got a question

[thorny stream]

hello

[austere salmon]

what's your opinion on warhammer

[thorny stream]

ive never touched warhammer

like at all

j have 1 game and i got it for free and its never been installed

[thorny stream]

turn your blood down

[slim osprey]

will the plancon ever be nerfed?

[thorny stream]

No

[lapis marsh]

plancon isnt that strong if you know how to deal with it

[austere salmon]

plancon doesnt exist

[lapis marsh]

skill issue

[austere salmon]

thats a fucking goedendag

[lapis marsh]

same dif

i just call it the torture stick

[restive barn]

i have 1000 hours on half sword

[lapis marsh]

easier to spell, accurate

[lapis marsh]

even more major skill issue

[restive barn]

when im using the plancon i NEVER lose

[lapis marsh]

because you have at least 1 more braincell than the ai

[quick crest]

i love halberds

[lapis marsh]

dap me up fam

they so good

[quick crest]

a cleaver on the end of a railroad tie is the best weapon in the game

[lapis marsh]

spit yo shit brother

[quick crest]

polearms are just so

❤️

my darlings

[austere salmon]

i love longswords personally

something about how versatile they are

[slim osprey]

oh I know, but in the players hands its a win button

ai doesn't really know how to use it well imo

[lapis marsh]

which is a valid point

if the ai was smarter it'd be much more dangerous

[slim osprey]

ik right

then spears are complete opposite

hard to use/master but then ai use it like its childs play

[lapis marsh]

ai are stupidly good at stabbing. its otherwise quite clunky

[slim osprey]

I wish there were more chaotic modes

like

the spoilerance mode is great but there could def be more items

and more people

[lapis marsh]

more people would explode your pc

[slim osprey]

nuh uh

my pc is awesome

it would never

[shell forge]

I thought Hoe_B was a pickaxe

[quiet ferry]

Happy 125k

A bit late but

[finite spruce]

hi guys, i like the plancon and pitchfork.

[thick lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-approcahing-you-run-eat-lunch-clobohne-osu-french-clobohne-gif-25299766

[austere salmon]

yknow i just noticed something wrong about the game

they scream if you stab them in this region

specifically this upper torso bit they wouldnt be able to scream

[thick lichen]

Thats crazy

[austere salmon]

yeah thats your lungs

you wouldnt be able to put pressure out to yell, it'd just be a wheeze and you fell over

[thick lichen]

Sounds like something Christopher Lee would point out.

[slim osprey]

we have 2 lungs for a reason

[austere salmon]

that's exactly something christopher lee points out yeah

[thick lichen]

hahaha

[finite spruce]

why is he called willie btw

[thick lichen]

Joe mama

[austere salmon]

i only learned who christopher lee was after my girlfriend noticed that while i was showing her the game

[shell bronze]

we need advanced spoilance

where we get real weapons and armor

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/brilliant-chess-get-this-man-a-get-this-man-a-shield-marvel-gif-1377045566129748334

[shell bronze]

then shit gets crazy

[restive barn]

because the devs stated he moves like their willie

i saw that somehwere idk if thats true

[austere salmon]

if he moves like their willie thats jsut sad

[thick lichen]

Willie B

[slim osprey]

willie is very...

flaccid

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1415868528279552082/3651391.MP4?ex=68c4c5d2&is=68c37452&hm=7ce1c49b952715b7cdea8e7dabf0c3ce8403208ed95af59787415cd5bd5a3c3d&

[thick lichen]

I dunno how his face came to be but I swear i know the guy irl is eerie

[slim osprey]

your willie seems very stiff though

a rare one

[shell bronze]

my willie is hard

thats why

[thick lichen]

wait

[thick lichen]

is it Ivan or Willie, I'm new here

whoever it is I know the mf'r

xD

[slim osprey]

willie

[thick lichen]

Aiight thank you xD

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1415864844027957378/1D6C3E1.MP4?ex=68c4c264&is=68c370e4&hm=9bec52d7caba593a06a6fbae764f5e4144774d831f17bd1327ccbf1fd0890fa7&

[slim osprey]

ivan seems like the barons name tbh

it should be the barons name

[shell bronze]

this is why i dont go on the offense

[thick lichen]

The people have spoken

[shell bronze]

william h. sword

[thick lichen]

That is beautiful xD

[restive barn]

s

[slim osprey]

This is the equivalent of having a brass instrument a color other than steel or gold

[thick lichen]

custom installation > clean installation = byyye

[lapis marsh]

bro got fuckin mythril weapons zamn

[languid nest]

i’m literally fiending for that weapon customization

hours of my life will be spent making. MY. dream weapons.

[lapis marsh]

hell yes brother

i want custom engravings on my poleaxe

[shell bronze]

me making the most basic ass run of the mill longsword

[slim osprey]

what are some tips you got btw

[shell bronze]

which aspect of gameplay you need tips on

[slim osprey]

how to win like every single duel

including bosses

[austere salmon]

parry well

dont get hit

[languid nest]

hug

literally the final boss just wants a hug

and he will surrender

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1415858531994964038/5D733D1.MP4?ex=68c4bc83&is=68c36b03&hm=d825486748a3c9f5b0fa8d01bf2189f414162023d5b18005570ad8c040c982fe&

[shell bronze]

take the heaviest and longest polearm you can find

[austere salmon]

hey clue, i have odd news

[shell bronze]

beat enemy across the head at least twice

[languid nest]

i just want like a moderately sized polearm with a spike on the bottom.

[shell bronze]

congrats you win half sword

[restive barn]

"Windbreaker"

[slim osprey]

I with a sword

[shell bronze]

with a sword

safest way is to just dodge and flick your sword at the best opening

it's the principle i urge most players to use against commoner boss (which translates to every other enemy in the game)

[restive barn]

now what

[lapis marsh]

that shit actually looks gas

[austere salmon]

dont be a bitch
do the super parry

[shell bronze]

this shit is why i don't want to talk about the game with you around

[restive barn]

is taht good

[lapis marsh]

very

looks like one of those fantasy metals

[austere salmon]

this is why people dont learn, they get cowardly and retain no true skill

[restive barn]

its actually really light

and manuverable

[lapis marsh]

DAMN

[shell bronze]

there's skill in evasion and it's the infinitely easier one to learn that will get them by

which translates into skill to use for parrying

[restive barn]

wtf is the super parry

[slim osprey]

hrm okay

[shell bronze]

his overhead half sword parry

[lapis marsh]

spacing and knowing when to close the distance will get you way farther way easier than parrying

[shell bronze]

he preaches big about it

[austere salmon]

im glad you asked, igve me like 5 minutes to upload the clip

internet is slow ):

[restive barn]

dude thats so impractical

just parry high

[lapis marsh]

his 'super parry' aint shit against my poleaxe

[restive barn]

its not that hard

[shell bronze]

and that also translates into parrying skill too since you learn to measure distance and control it

no man is gonna be able to parry well more than once or twice without movement to back it up

[restive barn]

his super parry vs this

or this

[shell bronze]

harley quinn looking ass

[lapis marsh]

halfsword (and hema in general honestly) places as much emphasis on footwork, spacing, and prediction as it does actually attacking

[restive barn]

super parry vs fingers

[austere salmon]

do it right and you lose none

[slim osprey]

yuh its all about distance

[lapis marsh]

lowkey that is standard procedure for poleaxes sometimes but its way less riskier and more rewarding with poleaxes

[restive barn]

super parry vs overcommiting and missing

[slim osprey]

I found a lot of the shit I did irl does not fly in half sword

[shell bronze]

pretty much all disciplines of swordfighting imo

[restive barn]

super parry vs taking too long to switch in and back

[austere salmon]

do it right and you wont

[lapis marsh]

overcommitting to the high parry and then having your leg chopped

[slim osprey]

what exactly is the high parry?

[lapis marsh]

honestly all CQC at this point

[shell bronze]

it also allows you to do shit you wouldnt get away with irl

[austere salmon]

the solution is simple:

[lapis marsh]

when you parry a high attack

[restive barn]

just high parry gng

[lapis marsh]

can opener manouver

[restive barn]

i wanna make a sword that has hand protection when half swording

[slim osprey]

why is that causing so much controversy???

[lapis marsh]

so it has a guard ON THE BLADE???

[austere salmon]

do the gamer parry, no balls

[shell bronze]

the shit i do to polearms

[restive barn]

yes

[slim osprey]

like a zweilhander?

[restive barn]

and NO i do NOT mean parrierhaken

[restive barn]

no like a knucklebow on the blade

not hooks

[lapis marsh]

because this guy's doing it in a very overcommittal way. if the enemy feints the overhead he can't change his guard to defend his lower half in time

[restive barn]

the ai is stupid

[lapis marsh]

i have like 3 reasons why that would be impractical

[shell bronze]

it's the dramatic hollywood azz parry

[slim osprey]

I used to be a little bitch and do something I called "the slug"

[restive barn]

i know but half of my weapons are impractical

[shell bronze]

them hoes do feint hella though

[lapis marsh]

valid

[restive barn]

i literally have 2 sections; historical and fantasy

in my weapon packs

[restive barn]

fair

[slim osprey]

basically, arm extended, one hand the pomel, thrust as far as I can while prone into someones face

[lapis marsh]

'sensible construction go' and 'random bullshit go'

[slim osprey]

it worked tbh

[restive barn]

some people are not like me and like fantasy shit

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1408643800305504307/5484181.MP4?ex=68c4db45&is=68c389c5&hm=1d6fe580a3f82761a06f75a096f0f4c2cc65592a8e6e33b89e8b1cc8fd56158c&

feints like these will GET you

the moment they shift their arms around you have a split second to either back away and/or block them just in time

[restive barn]

this is why i train with feders in half sword

[lapis marsh]

dude almost feinted yo ass

[slim osprey]

the ai can feint??

[shell bronze]

or just fuck it and trade/kill them quickly

[lapis marsh]

some can! their ai is slightly randomised

[shell bronze]

yes.

[slim osprey]

what the fuck

[restive barn]

double lmao

[slim osprey]

I mean doesn't that like

that literally applies to every overcommitted parry

[lapis marsh]

exactly

[slim osprey]

like the fools guard

[lapis marsh]

if you overcommit to anything you're weak as hell to feints

[slim osprey]

oh my glorious fools guard

[lapis marsh]

that aint no overcommitted parry

[slim osprey]

I did

I would always

[slim osprey]

nuh uh the slug worked 50 percent of the time

[restive barn]

i have this federschwert which i LOVE using

it has the PERFECT amount of weight

[lapis marsh]

50% is rookie numbers

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1413687316735594506/A167EF1.MP4?ex=68c4bf69&is=68c36de9&hm=0d0efe02c795badfb5ad0d34ac025b3867cd4537bf9cc27cd2a7c004c78caff3&

2 feints

[tawdry rampart]

@restive barn anything but homework

[shell bronze]

moment ai tries 2 feints at me i stop trying to parry and just kill it the proper way

[lapis marsh]

'nah nah he got a few brains in him. cant take chances'

[shell bronze]

gedan kamae/fool's is a fun guard to play around with

[tawdry rampart]

anything but the 75th weapon pack

[restive barn]

you pmo

[shell bronze]

ragebait working in real time

[lapis marsh]

that's a fast as hell parry holy fuck

[tawdry rampart]

make a doom mod

[restive barn]

why

[tawdry rampart]

because im cool

[lapis marsh]

i actually had to watch twice to fully understand what happened there

[restive barn]

debatable

[shell bronze]

hence why i dont play offensive

shit puts me to sleep

[tawdry rampart]

subjective

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[warm void]

He looks like a basic dark souls speedrun.

[slim osprey]

here is the slug

[shell bronze]

ragebait in real time

[restive barn]

this is literally the closest thing i have to a crucible

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1415864844027957378/1D6C3E1.MP4?ex=68c4c264&is=68c370e4&hm=9bec52d7caba593a06a6fbae764f5e4144774d831f17bd1327ccbf1fd0890fa7&

[tawdry rampart]

make a spas-12 mod 🙏

[shell bronze]

this is all it takes to win fights

[lapis marsh]

that's like a rapier technique im pretty sure

[shell bronze]

rapier lunge

[slim osprey]

jumping at them?? 😭

dawg I'd be on the ground by the end

[shell bronze]

i mean not as exaggerated

[slim osprey]

if it missed I was cooked

[shell bronze]

but like hyperextending

[lapis marsh]

his ass was NOT parrying that time

[restive barn]

no\

do you have ANY ideas how many times people have asked for a gun

[lapis marsh]

'i dont play offensive' immediately posts video where he attacks first

[tawdry rampart]

make a battle cats mod for half sword

[restive barn]

why

[lapis marsh]

he's actually ragebaiting

[restive barn]

dude i know

[lapis marsh]

in this economy??? in the big 25???

[warm void]

We gotta wait for the game to release it's first ranged weapon

[slim osprey]

if it missed

[tawdry rampart]

did he mention im his brother

[lapis marsh]

you lying

[restive barn]

[tawdry rampart]

on god

[warm void]

Ngl, they need to add easier stabbing on grounded enemies.

[tawdry rampart]

tellhim the truth gng

[shell bronze]

his ass wasn't parrying this time either

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[warm void]

What is this gif gng

[slim osprey]

istg my ai doesn't act like this

[slim osprey]

these look like real players

[tawdry rampart]

@restive barn make a willie the hound mod

[restive barn]

one day

[tawdry rampart]

TOday

[tawdry rampart]

i expect it to be delivered in 1-2 hours

no excuses

[shell bronze]

wym

[slim osprey]

your ai looks way smarter than my ai

[restive barn]

@tawdry rampart search up bollocks dagger

[tawdry rampart]

whens the 67th weapon pack

[restive barn]

on 2041

[tawdry rampart]

search up battle cats the grateful crane

[shell bronze]

the loser removal guard

[tawdry rampart]

are you clueless

[shell bronze]

they get vicious man

[restive barn]

noe

[slim osprey]

hold on lemme get some of my clips

"clips" I say in quotes

[restive barn]

mister roblox pfp silly gubby forsaken search up bollocks dagger

[tawdry rampart]

bro im impersonating someone

[restive barn]

incelcore

[lapis marsh]

you actually should add bollocks dagger

[restive barn]

me when i ping mod team

[slim osprey]

okay I can't find any clips without my fucking audiobook in the background

[tawdry rampart]

2 hours and 55 minutes.

[restive barn]

its not posble

[restive barn]

i barely know her

[lapis marsh]

damn. itd be funny

[tawdry rampart]

add the earclacks mod

[lapis marsh]

blud thinks he the shit

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1404390017723404378/6017C41.MP4?ex=68c48ae0&is=68c33960&hm=a1471177cad9e453db92dce97b5e78f987c00739500130c9fabebe305131254b&

[tawdry rampart]

i am the shit

[lapis marsh]

go back to primary school little bro

[restive barn]

actually idk do you have any ideas

[shell bronze]

why are we responding to ragebait

every message you send in response is a free handout

[lapis marsh]

because i have a cold and my two current braincells are dedicated to not dying

[languid nest]

giving in to rage and hatred in 2025?

[tacit sonnet]

[languid nest]

love thy neighbor

[tawdry rampart]

@restive barn check your dms

[restive barn]

😮 chrome334 app

[lapis marsh]

can you make a poleaxe with the same material as the warhammer you did

i kinda want that shi fr

[restive barn]

?

do u mean with the blue ass material

[lapis marsh]

the blue stuff

ye

fantasy metal type

[slim osprey]

@shell bronze

[restive barn]

this is what stick dmed me

[tawdry rampart]

stop it

[lapis marsh]

he lwk might be on melatonin rn

[tawdry rampart]

😛

[restive barn]

ok wait

[slim osprey]

istg I have better clips, my medal just lags for some reason

[tawdry rampart]

im on estrogen 💪

[slim osprey]

real...

[lapis marsh]

i dont believe it

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1415863798153216150/5DE6341.MP4?ex=68c4c16a&is=68c36fea&hm=b5e2b2708dda1f902abf98db071aa5e68c5df54d51ab0bb176d7bedc47e9b94c&

all you gotta do

[slim osprey]

ik but thats no fun

[languid nest]

i just took melatonin

[tawdry rampart]

why is dih blocked

what

[languid nest]

i’m sleepy

[lapis marsh]

understandable lmao

[austere salmon]

impostor

[lapis marsh]

get ratioed

[tawdry rampart]

only la bu bu is blocked

[languid nest]

so is mef but with a th instead of an f

[lapis marsh]

jesse we need to conk mreth

[languid nest]

sadly so

[signal wedge]

bypassing automod are we?

[languid nest]

i was saying something like this

[signal wedge]

just kidding lol

[lapis marsh]

no sir

my cat typed that sir

trust me

[signal wedge]

you're cats banned

fuck

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-jotaro-kujo-cookie-cookie-the-ogre-jojo-bizarre-adventure-gif-5949730536814934306

[signal wedge]

i can't believe i just did that

[lapis marsh]

your*

[tawdry rampart]

ask chrome to make me a geometry dash mod in half sword within 10 minutes

[languid nest]

wrong gif

oops

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[restive barn]

i think its possible actyally

[lapis marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166780946293469324/1387882809858850836/vsec_trained-1.gif

[tawdry rampart]

make the spikes and the movement system

ill give you 10 minutes

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-keyboard-ginger-cat-gif-27129143

[restive barn]

no movement system

spikes tho are possible

[slim osprey]

shibal?

[sleek valve]

remember to stay hydrated guys

[slim osprey]

are you korean?

[restive barn]

i can add spikes as a weapon

[signal wedge]

thanks hydro homie

[tawdry rampart]

no

[sleek valve]

k bye for now chat

[tawdry rampart]

im chromes brother why would i be korean

heh

[lapis marsh]

no i will dehydrate myself now out of spite

[slim osprey]

why do you speak the tongue of its natives then?

[restive barn]

hes weird

thats his stick

[tawdry rampart]

im chrome

[tawdry rampart]

HAHHAHAHA

HAHAHHHHHAHHAHA\

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/pee-your-pants-pee-bill-nye-concider-the-following-gif-26629852

[lapis marsh]

you can speak multiple languages

[lapis marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134511385406091367/1405591538964365382/togif.gif

[slim osprey]

ew is he a koreaboo

[restive barn]

he can not

[tawdry rampart]

i can speak chinese gng

[tawdry rampart]

its YOU who cant

[restive barn]

tahts two languages

[lapis marsh]

recite bible in chinese then

[restive barn]

egh hesmi wrmis

[tawdry rampart]

xiao hong shu

[signal wedge]

istg

[slim osprey]

nono

bad word

thats nono

[restive barn]

uh

[tawdry rampart]

btw i j oined because whenever i ask chrome to sleep he says gn to a channel in ts server

[restive barn]

let us parere ratatan parashan

[slim osprey]

wait no nvm

wrong words

[lapis marsh]

mods ban him

[restive barn]

where tf does bro get his information

[slim osprey]

I am mistaken

[tawdry rampart]

wdym

[signal wedge]

chrome got a stalker

[tawdry rampart]

im his brother gng

[lapis marsh]

proof or not true

[restive barn]

blue poleaxe

[lapis marsh]

peak

[slim osprey]

why pick someone so unglazable to stalk

[mental kelp]

Pollax, opinion rejected

[signal wedge]

damn bro you gotta do chrome like that 😭

[lapis marsh]

bold words for someone in poleaxing distance

[slim osprey]

I'm just being honest

[mental kelp]

I’m in pollaxing distance

[tawdry rampart]

ok gimme a sec

[slim osprey]

you gotta be like super unique or cool or something to get a stalker no?

[tawdry rampart]

accept dms

[lapis marsh]

hell naw fam

[signal wedge]

this does not sit well with me at all

[lapis marsh]

get yo scriggly aaah ass out my dms

[tawdry rampart]

i have naathing

[lapis marsh]

i aint gettin no stalker

[tawdry rampart]

where do i send photos here

[slim osprey]

nowhere

[lapis marsh]

no image perms

[slim osprey]

you cant send photos

[slim osprey]

not allowed

photos arent eral

[tawdry rampart]

tung tung tung sahuuuuuurr

[restive barn]

[tawdry rampart]

BOI- mango

[slim osprey]

is this guy like 12

[lapis marsh]

probably

[tawdry rampart]

what makes you think that

[lapis marsh]

scroll up the past 15 minutes

[restive barn]

i feel like its kinda obvious

[tawdry rampart]

buddy im older than you

[restive barn]

are you sure

[tawdry rampart]

YES

[tawdry rampart]

im sending the photo wait

[restive barn]

[austere salmon]

hey chrome, my friend thinks i cant lift 300 pounds of 4140 onto my shoulder to actually fire my recoiless rifle

clearly he underestimates how much i despise coyotes

[lapis marsh]

roadrunner type shit

[tawdry rampart]

🤥

[austere salmon]

they spooked pubber

[restive barn]

[austere salmon]

and in doing so they have forfeit their right to exist

[tawdry rampart]

download battle cats for free

[languid nest]

coyotes get such a bad rap

[lapis marsh]

skill issue. pubber should have cut their eyes out

[restive barn]

are you a battle cats pr man who coincidentally knows alot about me

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[restive barn]

for no reason

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-1614130707741007479

[lapis marsh]

mods ban him

[tawdry rampart]

no im your brother

[restive barn]

no comment

[tawdry rampart]

is it that h ard to admit bro

[austere salmon]

they are considered vermin in my county due to high rate of rabies and aggression

one tried to bite my leg wihle i was forging

[restive barn]

yes

[shell bronze]

kill coyotes

[tawdry rampart]

ik you have a reputation here because youre a modder

so theyll automaticaly believe you

[restive barn]

i really do not

[tawdry rampart]

cant you js tell the truth now though

[shell bronze]

take all kinds of weapons mankind has created to coyotes and hogs

[tawdry rampart]

you do

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-ashh-baby-ia-gif-16729153814109504694

[tawdry rampart]

stop acting like you dont

[austere salmon]

yk boars have a special spear usd to hunt them because they ignore grievous wounds to keep fighting and gore you

[restive barn]

im a modder not a celebrity

[weary fossil]

is there any way to not see the helmet in first person?

or the hat

[tawdry rampart]

myy point still stands

[shell bronze]

need long guns against them or more

[languid nest]

@restive barn hey i heard you’re a modder can you make

yourself at home and get nice and cozy and like have a nice day :)

[languid nest]

like what i did there

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-person-showing-puppy-small-dog-cute-adorable-gif-17262727660183212229

[restive barn]

yehs

[tawdry rampart]

[restive barn]

br

[tawdry rampart]

❤️‍🔥

[lapis marsh]

what the fuck is going on

[restive barn]

chat unfortunately he IS my brother

[tawdry rampart]

whatd i tell yall

[lapis marsh]

WHAT???

[signal wedge]

beats me

[lapis marsh]

ITS NOT BAIT????

[shell bronze]

.

[restive barn]

[tawdry rampart]

yeah i was acting like a brainrotted dumbass earlier on purpose tho

[restive barn]

he got into half sword via me and he knew i mod hs

[lapis marsh]

is he older or younger

[tawdry rampart]

older

[restive barn]

no comment

[lapis marsh]

no fuckin shot

i dont believe it

[restive barn]

(we're about the same age)

[signal wedge]

i think it's pretty obvious lol

[shell bronze]

the older brother being the one with a roblox pfp acting crazy is funny as hell

[weary fossil]

"no comment"

[lapis marsh]

omega quality ragebaiting

[weary fossil]

(were about the same age)

[tawdry rampart]

my pfp is not normally like this i swear

i wanted to impersonate someone

NO i dont like italian brainrot

NO i dont like gubby

[lapis marsh]

thank fuck

[weary fossil]

gng what i dont judge you

[restive barn]

YES he plays forsaken

[tawdry rampart]

we dont talk about that

[weary fossil]

i play roblox aswell yes i am going to say that

[restive barn]

hes lvl 1 now

[lapis marsh]

@restive barn @tawdry rampart scale of 1 to 10 how annoying is your sibling

[restive barn]

guys what weapon should i mod into half sword

[tawdry rampart]

6-7

[restive barn]

oh like a 5-7

[lapis marsh]

lmao

[tawdry rampart]

guys support chrome hes dedicated af

he stays up to work on his shit

[lapis marsh]

im grateful my younger sister doesnt fucking stalk me on discord lmao

shes annoying af

[weary fossil]

@shell bronze is there ANY mod in which i can turn t he visibility of a helmet/hat in first person?

[restive barn]

short answer: no

[shell bronze]

no clue

[tawdry rampart]

he stays up all the way up to 2 am to work on his mods

he actually puts effort

[weary fossil]

damn

[tawdry rampart]

i have to drag him to bed every day

[lapis marsh]

you have my full permission to hit him with frying pan to get him to go to sleep

[tawdry rampart]

🥀

[restive barn]

unfortunately

[restive barn]

why

dont u want pack 4 to come out soon

[lapis marsh]

you need to SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

[restive barn]

no i dont

[languid nest]

do this to your brother

[lapis marsh]

no actually >:3

[restive barn]

who me

[restive barn]

[languid nest]

no comment

left it ambiguous on purpose

[tawdry rampart]

HE SAID THE THING

[lapis marsh]

lack of responses

[languid nest]

beautiful just beautiful 😍

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

what weapon should i mod into half sword

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[languid nest]

bo staff

[lapis marsh]

double ended sword

[restive barn]

alr did

[restive barn]

alr did

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-so-much-thank-you-so-very-much-thank-you-so-so-much-thnx-gif-9180115347613668927

[lapis marsh]

kylo ren lightsaber type shit then

[restive barn]

lowk great idea

[languid nest]

oh good golly

[restive barn]

other weapon ideas?

[lapis marsh]

trident

[tawdry rampart]

a big ass battleaxe

[restive barn]

alr done

in pack 2

pack 4 has an even larger one

[tawdry rampart]

check brainrot museum

[languid nest]

a stick with the handle and cross guard of a sword at the end so it’s basically just a glorified mace hammer thing

[whole parrot]

Ancient ass.

[languid nest]

upside down sword 🗡️ replace blade with wood

[restive barn]

mordschlag wooden blunt sword with metal hilt

[lapis marsh]

sword that just fucking kills you when you wield it

[languid nest]

it’s a dream of mine.

[lapis marsh]

typea shit i do to get leaves off my clothes

[restive barn]

why

[slim osprey]

no shot this is vanilla ai

[languid nest]

because like i always wondered if it would be effective as like mordschlag only

[restive barn]

well i alr have a mordschlag sword sooo

[shell bronze]

sure is

[languid nest]

sigh. i guess that will do.

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/sackboy-little-big-planet-sony-ps4-ps5-gif-27309400

[languid nest]

jesus

made me gasp 😮

[restive barn]

what weapon

[whole parrot]

Ancient clean ass.

[languid nest]

yess i love this

[slim osprey]

I think

[shell bronze]

@slim osprey try no hit brave stands

[slim osprey]

clueless is too good

[shell bronze]

lotta fun

[slim osprey]

to where his impressive clips become common because all of them are like that

[slim osprey]

I have

brave stand is the best mode oat

[restive barn]

more katana contentn when

[slim osprey]

very easy tho

[shell bronze]

not until you take the armor off

[slim osprey]

I don't have mods

too much work

[shell bronze]

ovrdth selector not too bad

[whole parrot]

S

[restive barn]

sooo how much do yall like stick