#halfsword-chat-⚔
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The Damage thingie drag
Is for that they have less strength, like firepower to their attacks
Like no muscles
Doesn't mean a blade still cant cut you in half
If you were a skeleton no muscle
but can I cheat my way to unlock the baron with that
Xd
with gore off and player damage off
Idk I usually just play with default damage, just wondering if there would be a shortcut
Xd
Just go max damage npc
And off damage to player
And make medium gore or max ur choice
Xd
What
He got ban?
Or what
cooked willie
no i deleted it because i fucked up the joke
ahh I see
E
yeah but like with gore off will I then be invincible
[title card]
Kind off
But u can still get knockout i think
If they hit u in the facw
ah
going for the throat is such a dirty move
i love it
it works on EVERY tier
as long as a section of the neck or back of the head is exposed you can do it
What are your specs bro that game's running smooth af
Bruh ive only recently started playing and i can rarely get past commoner
i like to use skinny swords in those tiers so i can use Alt and stab them
really dam op if you learn to do it efficently
WAIT ALT IS A STAB
alt is what you use to stab instead of swing
you hold tab then use your mouse to thrust
I did not know this until now you have changed my life
and because of that i now realize x is exchange weapons maybe i should look at the contols
just ignore that stupid ass mod pannel, i cant figure out how to deactivate it
Damn imma go play around with this knowledge
i like to use it in the uh
shit what tier is it
the tier where you can choose between arm armor or chest armor
ive only tried that one in free mode so far
when will the original game be released Its gonna be online?
is ther a way to play multiplkayer
just got the game
so i dont know how to do it
hey livesay, i have a weapon in the works you're sure to enjoy
If mean when will the game have multiplayer? Not for a while, at the moment the only way to play multiplayer is with the splitscreen mod and a thrid party service @hearty arrow this information also helps with your question
hey von, im making another stupid thing
Oh lets see it
not done yet
but its a black powder recoiless rifle
two inch, rifled bore, capable of firing acnister shot
you want to know why im making this?
shouldn't there be different rulesets for armoured and unarmoured armed fighting?
@shell bronze one handed weapon used with both hands is a major funsie
but how split screen if ur on kbm? and the game is not 3d so its wrong i think and when will the full game release?
for shits ang giggles?
no, because i hate coyotes
No clue what your honestly trying to say
the game is 3d
you get way more control but i think you have less range with a 2 handed grip
its fun tho
i meant like mortal combat
Thats how it wont be tho?
tbf you only won because your opponent completely whiffed his swing
but it is fun yeah
i meant if its not like mortal combat how do u play split screen and with kbm
wym
:O
Splitscreen requires atleast one player to use a gamepad.
a two inch bore, rifled black powder recoiless rifled
capable of firing canister shot, aka grapeshot
how does the game control on a gamepad?
will it kill a human?
its a black powder rifle scaled up eight times
???
ohhhhh
How does it work or how does it feel?
You can try it out in the demo now.
it'll kill whatever its pointed at, until heavy armor to the order of vehicles is involved
it will also eviscerate coyotes
Oh. can i have one
no
why
because it's a four foot lenght of 4140 gun steel, hand forged and bored into a rifled barrel
oh i had no idea, i'll have to try it
can i have the blueprints tho
no
do you find it better than keyboard and mouse?
personally i use kbm for almost everything
and what about the steam remote play will u be able to do that
yes
make your own, i've already spent a month on the idea, and i have a contact working for a mortar manufacturer to help with ballistic calculations and material thickness estimates
and parsec
oh ok
oh damn thats cool
.
like the hellish quart multiplayer
the remote play?
yes thats what i said
When the game gonna realese?
oh ok thanks
my european mind cannot comprehend what you are talking about
late this year iirc
basically take a musket
K
black powder recoiless rifle? how does that work
now scale it up to a two inch bore, 50mm iirc
how does it not recoil
now add a port in the back to exhaust similar to a rocket launcher
and add rifling
black powder recoiless rifle
two full KS-23 barrels would fit down the bore without issue
yes
bro is making a cannon
yes
I stg ultimate challenge only crashes when I'm having a good run 😭
and i'm gonna load it with grapeshot because i despise coyotes, they spook my cats and make my dogs uncomfortable, and for this they have forfeited their right ot exist
ja, but i could also load it with steel darts or chain shot
thats the best part, whatever will fit down the barrel can be fired with sufficient wadding
ya know what, reasonable
many small bearings, one large bearing, chainshot, flechettes, coconuts
@shell bronze another one 😩
whatevr i can stuff down the bore will fly from the bore
nice, bearings sound good
thank u
im likely to use double ot, as it has immense damage potential without being so small it'll lose its power and reach immediately
it will probably obliterate the coyotes
just a poor little naked willie getting attacked
that's the point livesay
the coyotes have spooked my cats and made my dogs uncomfortable, they have no right to exist in my woods and will be removed with lead and smoke
fun fact, my county has declared coyotes vermin, alongside racoons and groundhogs
so uh
how do you hold and aim the gun
shoulder
I was so lucky here
Why are you buttass naked?
exactly as one would a rocket launcher
why not
up over the shoulder, aimed with the iron sight
sounds perfectly safe, how to ignite the charge
it's a flintlock
nice

you got a problem?
Quite the opposite (awooga humna humna)
LMAO
but yeah what do you two think of the weapon
Its amazing
it actually sounds really interesting, would love to see it
when it is done, but it will take quite some time
4140 gun steel is expensive you see
@shell bronze this was a beautiful naked moment
dope
blades in this game feel brutally sharp
@white cloak whyd you send a link
Would anyone agree that the uhhh…the Commoner boss is the biggest wall of the pre-soldier tiers?
probably alloyed with some good stuff tho
YES
I can’t unsee Matt Easton looking at that boss
he is until you have skill at parrying
molybdenum and chromium, it's slightly denser than cast steel but significantly stronger, letting me cut weight overall
I mean for beginners (like myself), he is a pain
Good point.
Pfft
whyd yall make my game crash
I see bald man with sword, I think of him
Also, uhm, what happens if you uh. If you progress to a new rank, but decide to play the rank you were previously at? Does it reset your progress?
were the other 3 strikes really necessary
Yes
in the gauntlet you can play as a previous rank, you even get bonus points for it
it gives you more points
in free mode you can play as any rank you've unlocked
I see. Thank you very much for the clarification
also you can randomise gear of previous ranks for free
Huh.
But also, if you die in a previous rank while you’re currently in a new one, does it have any consequences?
your current rank you need to spend points to change equipment
yeah you start all over again
Ah
its high risk high reward
this is really good for a demo honestly
Yea!
climbing up the hierarchy
rougelikes just have that extra adrenaline
the abyss mode is a cool concept too
like going back to hell to fight your latest victim again
victim, I mean opponent xd
bossfight
hey hi I'm sure I'm not the first person to ask about this but I'm having trouble getting past the Grete Champion in Beggar tier and I'm wondering if there's a strategy most people recommend or something
well right now we do have a lot of different regions but the core differences is their coat of arms, nothing in terms of equipment which is weird
why is the game still crashing at the end stage? why isnt this shit fixed
can someone help me with the OVRDTH because im trying to get it to work i downloaded it and then doubleclicked on a loadout it made a windows error sound and then i pressed play and i was still just a beggar without the loadout?
Nice throw
Disable gore and lower your expectations for a free demo
can someone help please?
can someone help me with the OVRDTH because im trying to get it to work i downloaded it and then doubleclicked on a loadout it made a windows error sound and then i pressed play and i was still just a beggar without the loadout? ???
What mode are you playing
oh wiat hold up
Didn't know you could fly in this game
https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/l3yWgDmQARcxyCm3s?invite=cr-MSxXNXosMjA4MjYzNjY3&v=15
it worked thanks unc
No problem I guess lol
I mean different faces for different regions are planned
So you can equate that to also the arms and armor
ahh okay I just noticed you can by playing with my sword
fencer is not unc 😭
Is there any official date when the full game is coming out?
In between October and December, october will have them showcase a build for the steam next fest
keep a sharp eye on that
any tip on how to control weapns easier?
proof? @tough yew are u unc
skill
lowering sensitivity typically helps
I’ve seen horrors so potentially
NOOOO
NUYHUHUHUHUH
YOU ARE NEIN UNC
NEIN
NEIN
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rocking the Milanese harness of course
I’m just sitting here playing gauntlet mode not even trying to win but I just beat the whole entire game
Casually
Not on a pc either
pick up the knife and stab him
I play the gauntlet mode occasionally and get to the baron
yo anyone else tired of the abyss
there's always a knife in the middle
if there's a long candlestick thats also a good option
Calm down bro I’m just saying
Im gonna spend a considerable amount of time in half sword’s customization for arms and armor
if you click Play Demo! on the left you can play the gauntlet
abyss is not the whole game
i know i just mean like im tired of the abyss mechanic as a whole i wish it could just reset my progress and that be it
then click return to menu
also i wish i didnt have to play through the whole gauntlet to get to the better tiers
thats what i do
oooh so i have to beat the entire thing then i get free mode unlocked?
no
Free mode is unlocked already you don’t need to do a playthrough
bottom right of the screen there's a button that says free mode
oh fuck
You need to do one for the baron though
happens to the best of us
what kinda armor and shit does the baron have
woah tuff
Long pollax and sheathed longsword, hammer, buckeler n dagger
high sens
like they're just so floppy and inaccurate
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they're like that one handed
2 handed they're quite good
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js copy and paste 😭
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what's with the quote spamming
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can you skip these levels anyway?
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tuff pfp
fuck coyotes
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willie is so handsome and beautiful
bruh why are you making everything into a quote
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Packgod rough him up a lil
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when you quote me use a font that doesnt break
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Will half sword support Linux?
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Stop spamming the quote system please
willie
Was just gonna say. Mf learns it exists and then doesnt stop
Ty silly
np broski
Sorry brota ta tato
why'd bezos spawn so small
is this guy just tiny or am i taller
hey rec, did i tell you abotu the Hellbore?
just switch to realistic gore then
there are 3 options
current gruesome is good as it is for me as I enjoy the super gore
just do this and there you go
should be... watch both lol
Naur
it's a two bore black powder recoiless rifle
it'll have a rifled barrel and accept canister shot
Ahhh yes you mentioned it while I was very half asleep last night
there's someting so satisfactory about beheading am an with an axe when you're having a bad day
this is true
especially if you knock him to a kneel first
Ahahahahahahahgahahaha
oof
bro hit him with the disintegration ray
luck or skill?
so fucking tasty
No u
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wow thats cool
Ok but only do that one
luck you didnt die immediately from flailing
skill to hit those last bleedout shots
What about half sword fighting
Reach is king in these parts
reach is always king in all warfare
Half swording vs a pike is crazy unless you can get inside the guard quickly
unless the other guy has a skill issue 10/10 you're getting poked to death
Yeah I use the gliched half sword then where you take a swing and then switch to half sword for the vertical half sword
my polearm fighting technique only works because ai has its limits and this is a video
my ass is NOT fighting anyone with a polearm without one of my own
A spear beats almost any sword
I love staring willie in the eyes while he perishes :3
clearly you dont know about winding techniques
This Willie didn't like loosing...
spamming the same attack✌️
his teeth are gone
if works why fix
in a no hit brave stand nothing is off the table
spamming the same attack 🥀 💔
hey john, good news, there's been a development on the hellbore
in my county, coyotes are considered vermin, like racoons and groundhogs, so they require no licensing and have no hunting season
hey militus want to see a good cleave i got earleir
sure
the coyote day of reckoning
make this 🥺
less of a sword and more of a cannon
yrr
see there's a lot of coyotes around that scare my cats and make my dogs uncomfortable, so i'm making a two inch bore recoiless rifle
i plan to make a proper longsword at one point, but before that i'm making a halberd
sometimes fists are great
here's the blueprint for the head
not to scale, i cant draw for shit
go go gadget whatever the fuck this is i guess
@wind charm
HOW THE HELL DO YOU MOVE THAT THING SO QUICk
accident
i'd instantly get fatigued by the second swing wtf
flciks
flicks
and grip flips
getting better, keep it up
A literal frame perfect kill
was that a chop or was it a thrust
do yall play with npc damage on max or something
A chop out of a riposte, knocked his sword off-target and cut his head off, would've recorded it if my hardrive wasn't full
Phantom Liberty is large.
because it's like every hit i throw is a polite suggestion 😭
no that's for skill issue people
like what am i doing wrong here 😭
this is every blunt weapon i use
they just hit like wet napkins
meanwhile i get one shotted
how do you get the playtest version back?
you slapped him gently in the shoulder for a good bit
that headshot had him shook already
you just had to double down on another one to put the man down
it's a fucking warhammer being swung into his chest
with armor
tbf, I'm not entirely convinced some of the supposed high level players don't use mods to amp their character strength, or play on far lower settings than they claim to.
Don't get me wrong, I couldn't pull off half the manoeuvres they do, but I doubt they're all playing on 25% NPC damage like they claim.
i play 50
25 sometimes commoner so they survive getting one shot
nice alignment
- armored section
homie WHAT
you can see the blood on his shirt where it hit
tf you mean armored
ngl, agree with blitz here, that's a hip shot, not a chest shot tho
oh that one
my bad i uploaded the wrong one
even if you grew up in Jupiter's Gravity Well, a hipshot with a warhammer would ruin you.
yeah they survive that but an attack like that red screens you too even if you survive
it doesnt cause any permanent damage like limb or head damage though
so if you leave them enough room they just heal from it the same way you do
yeah the npcs just absolutely tank damage if it's not immediate concussive force and/or a cut
it's clearly biased towards the npcs which is understandable at some point
but like
come on 😭
virtually every clip that involves blunt damage used to win a fight i do headshots
and then somehow everyone else is able to swing their sword like a windmill but my guy has the stamina of an anemic 470 pound 66 year old man
my guy works just fine
let me get that weapon and use it with my commoner
looks like a mid tier poleaxe/polehammer of some variety
idk is there a technique to use less stamina when swinging
cuz i'm convinced i'm doing something wrong in that department
snap flicks
it's like i get two or 3 good swings before my guy is panting and 4 before i'm nearly falling over
TBF the NPCs are brain dead, they need some damage resistance in order for their style to be even remotely functional. the NPCAI needs a good bit of work, considering they never take binds, never grapple effectively, never aim for vitals and pull off combos at a quarter of the speed the player can.
On top of that, they're almost always full agro when they could play defense and obliterate 90% of players, but I get why the devs decided on something like that, as they would be unstoppable, especially considering they (generally speaking) have perfect edge alignment.
I have sometimes died and waited in the death screen just for my guy to get up in the background while dead
To be fair he was screaming but lik cmon you ain't dead man
"oh just hit heads" yeah lemme just
You have to is the metal part
(tbf that last one did hit the fence but the FIRST of those shots would've put that man on the ground)
I think blunt damage is weirdly calculated on wood
yeah i've noticed that too
blunt damage wears people down heavy but it requires too many follow up shots
the difference between hitting metal and hitting wood is extremely drastic
wood works fine for me
like if i swing a two handed warhammer over my head and you catch the end of the shaft
but it definitely is way worse
To be honest you do hit with like 50% more force if you hit with the tip because physics
yeah but i mean
that shouldn't matter
in this case
the damage is just poorly calculated for blunt objects imo
that's a modded weapon homie 😭
so?
you're using mods so idk how this is a fair comparison
modded weapons are made from regular weapons essentially and that there is a straight wooden stick
what other mods do you have enabled
because i can't swing anywhere close to that fast
You can show it with the other end of the hoe or pitchfork
in every clip i send here not a damn thing
great idea
Not true
if i used super strength my character would look twitchy and janky as hell
i'm clearly doing something wrong then
Stamina is not that weak
if i used invincibility then i didn't get hit so it doesn't matter
ok botched attempt # 1
try the candleholder
candleholder op af
hardest hitting weapon in the game for zero reason plus you can stab with it 
amazing weapon
in abyss i don't even use weapons
not in full armor and with a poleaxe dude...
a naked dude with a wooden plank is gonna have more stamina and swing faster, obviously
win instantly
parry monster too
parrying with the candleholder is some domain expansion shit
it's a bit hard to try not to get killed whilst also specifically using the wooden part of the pitchfork in higher tier combat
it truly is you can just grab their weapon with the end with the forks
True you can also cheese every boss untill commoner by charging at them like with the spear
i've won several fights in spoilance by parrying a weapon with one side and then stabbing someone else with the other side at the same time
What mod do you use?
To play higher tier with a lower tier setup
Definitely weaker
True but like the wooden paddle is stronger
moment i landed a square hit on the man the same kind of damage and feedback was given
that's thicker wood with much better swinging leverage and mechanics than the pitchfork
the wooden paddle hits way faster
and yeah
incorrect buzzer
but then again i don't rely on using the wood bits of the polearm to impact fights
yeah works on my machine
i don't swing more than 3-4 in a row anyways
- minimal flicking movements help conserve stamina
@crude path
armor drains stamina way faster but the effect on movement is not that bad
i'm kinda doing it all in like a giant s shape
not really stopping moving
maybe that's why
a fun fact is that stamina recovers/stays recovered WAY faster when you keep it high
it's like exponential
so if it's already high it keeps itself high way more
Or you can force you Willie to have an asthma attack
By spamming the mouse buttons
You loose all stamina and don't recover
just a quick left-right/right-left flick will do you favors, the more graceful movements are only good for show/style or combos @crude path
there also seems to be another side to this where like if you're stuck in a grapple with an npc this happnes
youre also holding shift
yeah because if i don't i swing like a toddler for some reason
blunt damage slows/stops stamina recovery even if it deals no damage
does holding shift affect it if i'm not moving?
in grappling there's a TON of instances of micro blunt damage
just press it sporadically
stamina i mean?
ah this makes sense
yeah it's physics janks
nah it means he keeps bashing head first into people
sometimes you get caught against a weird angle and if you don't have a helmet you take like 20+ tiny instances of blunt damage that knocks you unconscious
borderline ragebait when i'm trying to half sword an armored guy but it happens
part of the game as it is rn so i just learn to live with it
you mean like this 
no that's just saitama using consecutive normal punches
i'm fighting lore accurate A-Train
let me see if i can intentionally recreate it
but usually it doesn't look or sound like actual damage is being done
I always try to abuse the physics engine in theese types of games
literally just an immediate concussion or a progressive but still fast drain
ok i give up i keep killing them
Like what do you mean I can't propell myself In full armour and become the bullet
but physics jank exists yes
mods will let you do that
honestly the hardest part of this game for me is actually landing shots where i want them
practice against dummy
it's very sensitive that's why
yo ts pmo im tryna beat the baron my character gets his leg GRAZED by a spear and hunches over screaming
every swing is based off of both mouse velocity and movement and your weapon's previous angle
but to circle back around and address this
i personally play on 50/50 or 75/50 and my mod usage is primarily the loadout selector + spawning weapons
disarmed that idiot
50/25 if i want them to survive more slashes (usually commoner tier)
i don't know about the rest of the people in this game and if they use mods to directly aid their gameplay but i find it pretty grating whenever i'm accused of tampering with damage levels in my favor or otherwise cheating
i just always keep mine 50/50
like i'm sorry i can play the game
You don't get hit anyways so it doesn't matter xd
like if you're really playing optimally the damage shouldnt matter since you'll basically always be getting headshot instakills
literally
if i want the enemy to survive more hits i just go up armor tiers
It really teaches you what is a lethal enemy attack
I feel like the grappling mfs have to be doing this. I was trying it yesterday and I had to heavily pull punches to not knock him out easily, and then further I kept letting go even with what they call the best grips
50/25 is a fun setting to keep the general level of survivability as higher tier people without the pesky armor
bro i'm telling you
i keep trying once in a while and shit NEVER works
like
TELL ME HE DIDN'T JUST USE THE FORCE
TO VACUUM MY ASS INTO HIS SWORD
WHAT THE FUCK 😭
nah
he cut off your hand fam
Man you have to learn to abuse the physics engine it's so funny
he switched from half sword to traditional, up-swiped your ass
and hooked you into it
I've picked him up before and he just sits on my hands STILL STANDING like bruh
i'm aware of that but what on EARTH
BRO SOMETIMES THEY STAND ON TOP OF YOU
AND NOTHING HAPPENS
I've tried kicking out their legs that only works for me when I'm spinning around them for a takedown
with a fucking laser or something
never to pick up
pay attention to the way his sword moves back to standard grip and touches your bumhole
nah you had your hand pressed against the bro's sword
no i mean this
my hand just flies away like it's got a rocket on it
physics be physicing
what not wearing gauntlets does to a mf
i got nonconsensually touched by an entire sword 😭
rip
💀
oopsie daisy sorry about the hand
i don't even think your second swipe did much of anything
he kinda just fell into your sword
its funny how when i watch poleaxe footage i've noticed that basically everyone has their own little flourish they do roundstart, its pretty neat
mine is just a standard grip switch usually
you'd be surprised what a small swipe like that near the neck area does
that stuff will have them surrendering in the next 5s
- you don't fall over like that from a hand removal usually
yeah that's what i'm saying
he was gonna die from that tiny swipe at the beginning either way
it's also interesting how ive seen basically no one use the longer poleaxe variants
Mine is 2 grip left top preswing
I love them
bad for changing hands
You get so much blunt damage on the 2 pose
pretty much this
not even that bad
How do you change hands btw?
X
Oh
if you swing them around the back of the head its fine
i halfsword poleaxes way more than others
another gripe I hope they fix for EA is that when you switch hands to left and try to half sword grip it almost always fucks up and lets go of one hand
Only stance I use
sometimes it happens on right hand dominant but not as much because that is the correct side
you cant do a reverse half sword
just switch back to the other hand first?
then what are you complaining about
I don't like the normal stances on any weapon I either 2 hand or half sword whatever is the 2 opition
I'm saying they should fix it for EA? It's more of a problem that exists that shouldn't and I'm explaining it rather than complaining
fair point
slow motion but a decent parry nonetheless
autoblock is more like antiblock half the time
i'm trying to learn parries but that shit will put your sword anywhere but where yo uwant it
dude just barely missed your shoulder. good job tho
yeah those one handed swords are brutal and also i'm trying a new sens that's a lot slower to try to help swing accuracy
and i will say i do think it's working
and this was pretty cool 
kicked the sword through him lol
i think i got a splinter
i'm confused, can i fight the champions again if i already beat the whole gauntlet?
do note that i have yet to beat the baron
blud thinks he squidward
You have to be a giga chad else u cant
that explains why i can't then
one more then i'll stop spamming clips lol
another slomo one but it looked cool anyway
i blocked his sword then shoved the shield away and then sliced him
looked really cool but it was pure luck lol
will there be a pvp added?
ah yes i sure do love when the lowish quality gore makes it even more creepy
Is there a way to fight friends? (New here)
this game is more brutal than mortal kombat
in some aspects yes
in some
no
fuck why are those 2 keys so close to eachother
Heavy weapons + Max npc damage = Fun
heavy, long reach weapon, full armor, against a midget with a knife
fun
Only willies our true friends 
In EA don't be surprised if you hit Willie and his eyes start dangling out his eye socket
is there a exact date or month where halfsword will be released?
Yes
what is this? mantis guard, or whatever
that's a boss?
yes
he's using the worst possible weapon for a shield playstyle, he cant put appropriate force into a greataxe one handed
hes not even using any interesting armor
either
give him some armor that protects under his arms and shit
naw
that fat boy 100% can do it
If he lost the shield and got like a plume or cape or whatever it would be cool
boss model plays around with the regular weapons like they're nothing--even the heavier ones
idk man, i parried the commoner boss with a shortsword
sword are easy to parry
so ehh
axes to
any weapon that does overhead attacks can be parried besides sythe i think
gt
in half sword grip yeah of course
that's the firmest parry possible in the game
you're ignoring the other time i did it with teh crossguard
how did yo uget that long of a sword in commoner tier
man that motherfucker was sooo hard in the beginning lmaooo
i've gotten to the point where i can knock him out easy each time
people think a greatsword is a modded one when they see my gameplay and my longswords greatswords
the all out hardest boss is the first one, because he starts with a weapon but you dont
i kill this man with a different peasant weapon every run (kitchen knife my favorite)
Naw bruh u js grab the knife run into him and it’s done
bro i'm sayin
3rd been the hardest
people don't know there's always a knife (surefire killing device) in the center
so they assume they gotta use a stool to beat the man
yhhh
he's literally free
i know about the knife but its a pain in the ass to get
the moment you learn a bit of dodging and timing
works on my machine boss
run a circle and take him to the other side of the arena
then buy yourself an opening
the big candlestick is the most free weapon in the game
big candlestick can beat baron
it's overpowered and gets boring after a bit
true true
actually?
can it hit that hard
cuz u def can’t pierce him
the main issue is that it gets stuck against him if you miss a swing
but i've beaten him with it before
do u glitch his armour or sum
no
sometimes the sharp pointy bit just manages to catch his flesh
he still got gaps in the armor
wait until they add maille sleeves
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two on either side of his pelvis and then his underarms
oh
and his ankles
the fuck is that
this thing fuckin sucks
what mod pack ts come from
gatekeeping i see
the tweaker
hey clue, can you help me settle an argument
what's up
if i were to obliterate something with a heavy bore shotgun, would that not be considered humane
because its not gonna feel a thing, and i guarantee it wont survive
if the death is instant it is humane
now, messy is a different story
it's the same reason why you finish off wounded animals and enemies
coup de grace
thank you
thats what i TRIED to tell tom, but he says its somehow different from a shotgun because its a heavy bore cannon with grapeshot
a cannon with grapeshot is literally just a big fuckoff shotgun
are they gonna be alive and/or conscious to feel anything?
no?
humane and instant
no, and if they do survive its a quick spear stab to the neck or head
i tried fucken telling tom but for some reason he insists a heavy cannon firing spreadshot is different from a shotgun
what reasonable difference is there between a wall of heavy steel BB's and a wall of lead bbs
both end you with ease so there's no difference against flesh at reasonable distances
EXACTLY
like you can argue semantics and talk ballistics
but a wall of stahl is a wall of stahl
but who cares lmao you're not shooting at no goddamned APC
no its a bunch of aggravating fucking coyotes that wont go away
i have 6 hi points in my possession and 3 12 gauges for this reason
i've tried fire crackers, i've tried shouting, they always come back, so now its shot and smoke for em
tell your homie to take the wheel
both of you put earpro on
pop out the sunroof and give em some
no even the wheel, this is for the Hellbore cannon
its a recoiless rifle, it'll be light enough for me to carry
no i'm saying turn your car into a technical
its basically a mini falconet
while that sounds fucking sick i dont think a kia soul makes a very good army truck
if it has a sunroof it'll do just fine
it does not
best weapon for knights is easily the poleaxe
that thing fucks absolutely everything
AND (you didn't hear this from me) who cares if it's humane
like, the coyotes are quite literally considered vermin, the only protections they ahve is "dont make it slow"
those bitches are invasive harmful pests to the land
and who's gonna care enough to be able to tell that they suffered slow
LET
THEM
HAVE
IT.
the county i live in has issued a kill on sight order for any coyote, ground hog, or racoon, high rates of aggression and rabies
pop the hogs and coyotes every day
and those stupid trash pandas
raccoons are not that bad
the county says i can shoot them with a cannon
i intend to shoot them wit ha cannon
ive had to shoot my fair share of pests
i'm not making a handheld cannon to not shoot it at every opportunity ynow

