this is not victory
#halfsword-chat-⚔
naive granite
how the fuck is he still alive
runic niche
id rather die atp
naive granite
he lost like 200 liters of blood
runic niche
sometimes the fucking moaning sounds creep me out
naive granite
look at the ground
naive granite
sometimes the fucking moaning sounds creep me out
yeah me too
runic niche
he lost like 200 liters of blood
yeah i noticed 😭
young saffron
he lost like 200 liters of blood
willie can just survive that. he's built different
naive granite
thats my first time hearing this breathing
look at his leg
his leg is broken too
runic niche
young saffron
pov: big willie is about to eat you
young saffron
he looks really big
I put the camera reallllly close to him
runic niche
oh shit
i think he got tired of being tortured what the fuck
im not kidding the enemies literally disappeared
naive granite
my first playthrough like first game fist fight i was holding him on the ground pushing his arm the wrong way to break it,his arm actually broke i was so surprised sadly its not a feature
young saffron
im not kidding the enemies literally disappeared
You've just created his villian origin story
naive granite
it was in playtest
runic niche
@soft osprey ye mb for pinging a mod but u might wanna fix this
young saffron
he's gonna hunt you dwon now
runic niche
like i was just stabbing him and he suddenly disappeared
mental kelp
What is moai gonna do
young saffron
soft osprey
<@822279999796543538> ye mb for pinging a mod but u might wanna fix this
Im a discord mod not a developer
soft osprey
Just make a #1047240101152960525 post
mental kelp
My fault brother lmk when the issue is fixed
soft osprey
My fault brother lmk when the issue is fixed
You could’ve been like…”I know Moai can fix this but hes not a game dev for halfsword”
That would’ve been acceptable
near bough
Would love to see devs adding more agoning voices and facials expressions and also adding organs getting out or such
mental kelp
Ok I got it for next time
near bough
God im such a creep
fervent jacinth
You could’ve been like…”I know Moai can fix this but hes not a game dev for half...
hey how do i download the half sword mod enhancer on git hub i never used git hub
near bough
but i had to admit i love seeing willies suffering..
young saffron
God im such a creep
I wish I was special
solid hull
You’re a weirdo… what the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here. Because you’re a creep
young saffron
haha get it guys?
near bough
You’re a weirdo… what the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here. Becau...
cuckold
solid hull
THATS A RADIOHEAD REFERENCE
near bough
^
fervent jacinth
how do i download git hub half sword enhancer.
runic niche
THATS A RADIOHEAD REFERENCE
tuff
near bough
Flail would be so so so freaking nice to add to the game
runic niche
ye and the possibilities of modded weapons
imagine if someone made like scorpions spear bc of the flail 🔥
near bough
Add AK47 too btw
brazen tiger
ts so peak
runic niche
ts so peak
ive seen that game it looks so satisfying is it just about like breaking stuff
?
brazen tiger
yeah it isand there's plenty mods
brazen tiger
they're steam mods i don't think you can
runic niche
damn
fervent jacinth
hey can one of you send me a tutorial on how to download github half sword mod enhancer please ive been trying for like 5 minutes or more now
wow
runic niche
idk bout that man
fervent jacinth
do u atleast have the latest version for the half sword mod ennhancer?
brazen tiger
it is
sharp sky
how many bucks is it
lime steppe
is it safe to mod in halfsowrd with nexus mods?
brazen tiger
is it safe to mod in halfsowrd with nexus mods?
yeah
sharp sky
30 DOLALRS
brazen tiger
it's peak
lime steppe
ok ty
brazen tiger
worth it
sharp sky
i cant buy that
brazen tiger
sad
brazen tiger
ts so peak
sharp sky
back when economy was good 💔
brazen tiger
quartz nimbus
its BEYYYBLADEEEE
young saffron
its BEYYYBLADEEEE
willie is such a good ballerina
brazen tiger
hanging by a string
young saffron
floral hound
I wish mr halfsword would add a stick/stick with blades on each side because using the big candle stick like that is fun
lone knoll
I wonder if early access is going to have anything on the war of the roses
languid gazelle
half sword should have a battle mode
for like
10 or 20 players
the lag would be crazy though
mossy forge
10 or 20 players
atleast for 2 would be cool
languid gazelle
yeah
harsh wharf
yo ts actually way better
soft osprey
I wonder if early access is going to have anything on the war of the roses
Doubtful, halfsword takes place in the HRE
Germany/bavaria
Around there
sharp sky
hi
ancient rampart
my willie is so adamant on holding the pitchfork like a baseball bat in the baron arena it pmo so bad sometimes lmao
tender quest
missed the finisher 🙁
small bluff
nvm not tuff
tender quest
shell bronze
yo ts actually way better
i told you bro
soft osprey
nvm not tuff
now call him a loser
shell bronze
control is important
soft osprey
im gonna get banned arent i
small bluff
dont u dare
soft osprey
hook line and sinker
still rock
Boyssss.... I sent clueless a chinese porn virus.....
tender quest
me vs polearm enjoyers when multiplayer drops
still rock
I am waiting for him to open it so I can still all the pictures of him in cosplay. 
tender quest
wtf was that stab
atomic stump
atomic stump
wtf was that stab
LMAOOOO
lone knoll
Doubtful, halfsword takes place in the HRE
Oh what I thought it took place in England
tender quest
trim void
is it me or like baron is not that good
its the typical the boss when you fight him vs the boss as a playable character thing
lone knoll
Doubtful, halfsword takes place in the HRE
I thought it was set in the late 15th century Britain
trim void
i thought it was in brittany for some reason
atomic stump
Nummy
tight grail
cool
atomic stump
soft osprey
I thought it was set in the late 15th century Britain
Nope, just think of it as knights from other countries coming to a tournament. That’s why you have French and English flags and what not
lofty tusk
is there a real solution for the unreal engine fatal error crash
soft osprey
is there a real solution for the unreal engine fatal error crash
Turn off blood
still rock
@ivory hamlet if this is not the way, then how do I keep doing it?
I pinged the wrong @shell bronze. F
atomic stump
That was sexy your my fourth father now
atomic stump
Dont worry you have the least amount of custody
atomic stump
clueless has most custody, then its john longsworde, then its militus, then its you, and yes there is no child support
still rock
Okay. okay. I can deal with that.
atomic stump
Good
atomic stump
You never answered...
i did tho
atomic stump
thats fine im used to it
still rock
Great, no issue here. Welcome, my son! 
atomic stump
AYAYYAYAYAYYAYYAAYYAYAYYA
still rock
AYAYYAYAYAYYAYYAAYYAYAYYA
atomic stump
AYAYYAYAYAYYAYYAAYYAYAYYA
did u js copy and paste mine lmao
still rock
Yeah! 
Listen, I’m just waiting to eat so I can wain off this alcohol. If someone was to shit talk at this very moment, I might jump.
Not saying you’re talking shit, my bad, I’m just saying if someone wants to take the offer. Shit posting is fun.
atomic stump
Listen, I’m just waiting to eat so I can wain off this alcohol. If someone was t...
like uhoh jump or jump someone?
still rock
You ever see someone jump rope? 🥴
atomic stump
I am very confused
still rock
Exactly. 🤣 when I talk shit there is no reason. It’s even better if someone goes along.
atomic stump
Im about to find some alcohol so i can get drunk and understand your ass
atomic stump
LMAO
still rock
Yes yes, see what I do and do not follow.
shell bronze
do as i say not as i do
still rock
Yes yes listen to your slightly more sober father.
atomic stump
do as i say not as i do
YO MY MAIN DAD HIII
still rock
I saw him pouring the Jim earlier.
atomic stump
he was drinking a few days ago yes
shell bronze
atomic stump
UM WHAT THE HELL <@171355251843006464>
@shell bronze what do u think about this
wind charm
still rock
Was that a few days ago? How time flies… I’ve been drunk the whole time…
Being of the alcohol is a state of being.
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> what do u think about this
atomic stump
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1392389158730858496...
HAHKUHDSAKJHDFKILA
OMGGG
still rock
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1413742039073558658...
Clean but why did you just put a big S down his body.
shell bronze
Clean but why did you just put a big S down his body.
the parry of pain and despair
still rock
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308844790070382643/1414022809885216849/f...
I’ve watched this a few times and he always stands out, very handsome gentlemen, but can I comment on the eye paint?
Are we going to war???!!!!
still rock
GOTTTEEEMMMMM!
shell bronze
still rock
That swipe back was nice.
still rock
I’m telling you @shell bronze just download it…
I promise there is only a small Chinese virus within.
rigid stirrup
i wonder if they'll ever make throwing weapons an actual game mechanic
you can already do it though its janky
still rock
You can already do it with enough practice.
I guarantee any movement done in real life could be done in game with a little bit of jank.
rigid stirrup
well i've never heard of someone throwing a spear with 2 hands lol
vocal crater
ngl can't wait for the new update to come out
rigid stirrup
and the physics often bug out
jolly gorge
still rock
well i've never heard of someone throwing a spear with 2 hands lol
True but I’m sure you can throw it with a shield spear combo.
Actually… how would that look. 
Nvm, im not a spear player, I know nothing!
jolly gorge
jolly gorge
Nvm, im not a spear player, I know nothing!
im the beggar man
still rock
YES!
rigid stirrup
spear and shield is almost impossible to use because willie only uses his wrists to control his weapon
so its constantly drooping with a one handed grip
still rock
im the beggar man
Wait are you asking to fight for beggaah of the server!?
jolly gorge
Wait are you asking to fight for beggaah of the server!?
no, im in the process of beating the gauntlet only using beggar, so far ive only gotten halfway
well to the 5th one
still rock
no, im in the process of beating the gauntlet only using beggar, so far ive only...
Have you tried begging?
Nobles love that.
jolly gorge
yes, actually
still rock
I would start there.
jolly gorge
if you are about to die
still rock
Ohhh, didn’t take?
jolly gorge
if you are about to die
you can hold give up and right before you lose let go and restart it and they'll tweak and back up a bunch
still rock
I’m sorry my lad, the only step further after that would be rebellion. Like… FRENCH REBELLION… 👀
If the nobles shall not listen, then down with the nobles! 
jolly gorge
tender quest
you can also hold G and then hit esc and it should give up while paused
jolly gorge
you can also hold G and then hit esc and it should give up while paused
owhcie
dude the 3rd boss is the bane of my existence
hes so hard to beat with fists
his sword is so long so its so hard to kite a hit
tender quest
sleek gull
The way the sword slides through his face lol
remote iris
happy early birthday
vocal crater
get to have my first "legal" drink lol
tender quest
avatar the next unc
shell bronze
i use my roommates to buy me drinks iwl
dull iron
Don’t drink until you’re 50 kids. <:pepe_5head:1311530438795329677>
and if you are thirsty?
not even water?
still rock
If there’s no water do as the people did in the early 1900s drink that alcohol fam…
dull iron
so you want me to be african?
still rock
Or was it the 1800s, I’m not sure.
dull iron
i don't wanna be banned
still rock
No but it was a commonly used substitute in places where water was hard to get.
I’m just unsure of the time period.
It was the 1800 to the 1900.
Or at least to what I’m referencing.
dull iron
🤚🤚🤚in russia the people doesn't have water? they drink vodka all day
sleek gull
dull iron
i forgot the armor...
still rock
You have blood on your hands, it’s from when you went into grab. Pretty clean.
formal chasm
do you use the kick to step in faster
sleek gull
do you use the kick to step in faster
Heck yeah!
rigid radish
i forgot the armor...
how you jump like tthat thats crazyyy
dull iron
how you jump like tthat thats crazyyy
jump?
sleek gull
I kick, move back, then spring forward with a downward slash
rigid radish
i just pick him and bonk him in the head until he doesn't move anymore
smart tbf
dull iron
a good left hand hit in the head and he is bleeding
sleek gull
do you use the kick to step in faster
dull iron
now i'm gonna die i think
tropic rock
is half sword crashing on start up for anyone else?
dull iron
smart tbf
no, he is dead
and now i'm dead
he losed his sword i'm gonna kick him until one of us die
still rock
I wonder if you can do it form the scabbard like Zenitsu. 🤣
sleek gull
I wonder if you can do it form the scabbard like Zenitsu. 🤣
....you know me....
still rock
Do it brother…
Master the art.
If you manage to do it @ me or something, that would be sick af!
sleek gull
Do it brother…
Just had to find one, I have a bunch of clips of it from the other day lol
still rock
You’re missing the lunge, but that would be the movement.
sleek gull
I know, but I love that drama in that chop lol
still rock
It’s more of an aggressive stance in the anime, you need to fly into them for full respect gain. (Respect +)
It was good though, some might say clueless good, just not Zenitsu good. 😭
sleek gull
It’s more of an aggressive stance in the anime, you need to fly into them for fu...
Here is a distance closer
still rock
Here is a distance closer
Ohhhhh shit!!!
Yeah that one counts!
You could have followed up too.
sleek gull
I'm over 700 hours and still learning new things all the time lol
still rock
Damn…
shell bronze
do you use the kick to step in faster
spinning with the kick also boosts movement a lot
dull iron
@rigid radish i think you did use a excess of force
sleek gull
You could have followed up too.
For me, it is about the display of control and restraint. I knew he was dead, no need to keep pressing ; )
shell bronze
still rock
I'm over 700 hours and still learning new things all the time lol
That was good man,
rigid radish
<@611896714588323840> i think you did use a excess of force
whats that
shell bronze
For me, it is about the display of control and restraint. I knew he was dead, no...
pretty how i fight
like muhammad ali
still rock
Prime time half sword, the reason I wander around this discord….
half nimbus
Hi chat
still rock
For me, it is about the display of control and restraint. I knew he was dead, no...
Same.
dull iron
whats that
i only used fists with a sword is excessive poor willie
rigid radish
i only used fists with a sword is excessive poor willie
bro i dont know
not english me
dull iron
not english me
you spanish?
rigid radish
dutch
still rock
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1413006594832338984...
Five spins? What is the occasion?
dull iron
ohh ich sprache ein bisschen auf deusch
still rock
time for bourbon and half sword
Don’t drink too much, friend! Alcohol is bad for the soul.
obsidian osprey
i love half sword but diss 1 fucking boss makes me want to quit the game,
shell bronze
Five spins? What is the occasion?
playing around
shell bronze
i love half sword but diss 1 fucking boss makes me want to quit the game,
bro just use pitchfork
still rock
I like it!
rigid radish
ohh ich sprache ein bisschen auf deusch
im not german hahah
obsidian osprey
bro just use pitchfork
i did, i stabed him in the arm and i left it in his arm, he just egnored it and killed me with 1 fucking hand! wailst wealding the bigest sword in teh game, you can not tell me daths not bs
dull iron
dutch isn't the same language?
shell bronze
i did, i stabed him in the arm and i left it in his arm, he just egnored it and ...
?
?
just aim it higher
quick stabs and a lot of backsteps
obsidian osprey
dath is bs, iv done dath so meny times and he jsut egnores the pain and kills me
shell bronze
then you didn't stab him hard enough
if he ignores the pain do it until it stops ignoring the pain
sleek gull
Add this to the list of, things I recently learned how to do.
obsidian osprey
if he ignores the pain do it until it stops ignoring the pain
also there has ben so meny times where i get a really good stab in and wailst he is surendering he just flails his arm and cuts me in half
shell bronze
fodder @still rock
shell bronze
also there has ben so meny times where i get a really good stab in and wailst he...
you gotta work on stepping away mang
merry berry
half sword
still rock
fodder <@628441911182753813>
If you think that is what I do, have more respect for the dual sword. Download the file and put it into the OVRDTH mod. Do it coward! Do you think me a monster!? I would gain your trust and then infect your pc with a Chinese virus… well I would. But not to you bby.
light monolith
I haven’t been active on this chat for a while what’s happening people
still rock
Just download the file and play as the weebs do. @shell bronze
shell bronze
naw
still rock
I’m just saying, I’ve never shared my save file with anyone but you.
shell bronze
still rock
obsidian osprey
btw jsut tryed dis, dident work, he just cut my hand of and almost killd me
still rock
Too short! Too light! NOT ANIME ENOUGH!
mental kelp
I’m just saying, I’ve never shared my save file with anyone but you.
For the good of the people
still rock
I demand you try the dual long sword!
shell bronze
btw jsut tryed dis, dident work, he just cut my hand of and almost killd me
if you're losing with an equalized reach advantage i really think it might be time to return to the drawing board
dull iron
how is it possible i've like 400 hours at this game and i can't get any good clip
like i hit him in the head and dies
i thrust at his stomach and dies
still rock
I’ll even spend a few hours to make you one without armor, it’s fun and it’s unspamable.
dull iron
i cut his arm and surrenders
obsidian osprey
if you're losing with an equalized reach advantage i really think it might be ti...
bro he has a longsowrd dath is sharp on al sides, and i have a pitshfork, i have to stab him in order to do damage, he can just tutch me and deal masive damage to me, idk how dath is "fear"
rigid radish
dutch isn't the same language?
no bro hahaha
still rock
If you try to spam it literally just noodle arms you and it flails the weapons infront of your body.
dull iron
no bro hahaha
what are the differences?
shell bronze
done @still rock
rigid radish
what are the differences?
the anger and like everythinh
still rock
done <@628441911182753813>
Wait really???
dull iron
the anger and like everythinh
what has to do the anger with the language
still rock
Tell me what you think, just for fun. 😂
rigid radish
what has to do the anger with the language
german everything sounds angry
shell bronze
dull iron
german everything sounds angry
yes
still rock
HES DOING IT!!!
dull iron
(i'm not german i'm learning)
rigid radish
(i'm not german i'm learning)
cool good luc kbro
shell bronze
@still rock they knocked my hat of
still rock
You’re not as anime, but you’re clean af with it.
obsidian osprey
ok ya no i quit, these bosses are bs
tardy radish
I killed the scythe guy but I tripped on his scythe, my dumbass
dull iron
the nikblades are cool
still rock
All you need now is crouching, spins, and free cam.
I saw you crouch but you didn’t pair it with a downward or diagonal slash.
shell bronze
I saw you crouch but you didn’t pair it with a downward or diagonal slash.
i don't crouch with brave stands
brave stands style matters less than function and speed
still rock
But crouching gives you a strong downslash and a strong up slash on the stand.
shell bronze
most you're getting is a standard parry/block
shell bronze
But crouching gives you a strong downslash and a strong up slash on the stand.
doesn't work well with my style
still rock
And most importantly, it looks anime.
shell bronze
most you're getting is blocks/clashes like the one against falchion militia guy
i take advantage of my swords being janky and binding against each other to form guards/blocks
still rock
doesn't work well with my style
You’re a gem and I appreciate your playstyle, it’s very clean.
I just like a little more anime!!
rigid radish
how yall get diffrent loadout and stuff
still rock
Also? F the hat.
shell bronze
rigid radish
okay cool thabks
still rock
See I would block more like this, but when there are multiple I find it better to just bash my swords against theirs.
shell bronze
me when i get sick of playing around
still rock
See I would block more like this, but when there are multiple I find it better t...
Not enough time to hold a block, more likely to just maneuver their blade out of a completed strike.
shell bronze
naw
still rock
Sometimes you take a gash to the leg, but not the throat.
still rock
you just don't aim for the head enough
Aiming for the head is something me and clueless have in common. Probably any decent player, besides if they have a full covering in man at arms or knight.
tardy radish
I'm yet to beat the sword guy using a sword
shell bronze
you need to bait him into attacking and exploit openings
he easy
if he not easy use pitchfork
if he still not easy turn damage settings down against yourself and up against npc
tardy radish
you need to bait him into attacking and exploit openings
i be doing that but he attacks hella fast
maybe I'm not going in fast enough or something
which sword is the best for tier 3?
south thistle
why cant i send photos in this chat
still rock
Watch some of clueless’s videoes, watching is probably my easiest learning method.
If you don’t get it from him just talking, I’m sure you’ll get it from a few of his videoes, he’s very clean with it.
shell bronze
i be doing that but he attacks hella fast
let me show you footage
tardy radish
I'd watch his videos but whatever format he uses is incompatible with my pc for some reason 
shell bronze
aura farming fail
still rock
I'd watch his videos but whatever format he uses is incompatible with my pc for ...
I feel you, some videoes I have to watch on my phone.
My bad.
tardy radish
also I heard this game's physics is tied to fps
maybe that's one factor cause this game runs like a 1940s tractor for me
shell bronze
it adjusts for lower fps but otherwise i think runs independently
clip pack of how i touched this guy no damage @tardy radish
tardy radish
damn how do you stab and downwards swing so precicely
shell bronze
shell bronze
damn how do you stab and downwards swing so precicely
practice
use the dummy
they all have 1 thing in common
(er)
notice the feinting to force an opening from him
and the timing
you learn how to dodge, how to swing, and when to swing
and you beat a LOT of the game already
tardy radish
it's really the "when to swing" that's getting me I think
shell bronze
low skill polearm gameplay
shell bronze
it's really the "when to swing" that's getting me I think
swing in a direction that goes against his sword/sword-holding arm whilst also injuring
and IMMEDIATELY dodge as the swing lands
tardy radish
against meaning like, his sword's on my right side so i swing from the left?
balmy robin
please tell me multiplayer will come to this game at some point I would love it so much
shell bronze
this clip demonstrates it well @tardy radish
tardy radish
ah so like a parry
shell bronze
against meaning like, his sword's on my right side so i swing from the left?
anything that will cover you from him potentially backswinging
it's more like a pre-emptive block and a cover your ass type of situation
tardy radish
shell bronze
but that's only if there's the opportunity
if your purpose is to kill him with some risk to yourself (like my knife clips)
just strike him wherever fatal
if you cut his left wrist/non sword holding wrist off DO NOT try to keep fighting him
just keep running until he stops flailing with one hand (near impossible to predict and parry reliably)
and starts screeching in pain
then finish him off
@tardy radish
light work once you get used to the dance and rhythm of the current ai
tardy radish
brutal
shell bronze
so if you strike properly with high enough gore settings you can straight murder commoner boss
dgaf what anyone says he works like every other enemy it's just the physical advantages give you a much more narrow margin of error to die/get injured
"but commoner boss is impossible omg!!!!"
notice how i pinned his shoulder/arm and sword with that clip @tardy radish
you can hear it clashing and see how it gets caught before it touches me
quartz totem
this might be my luckiest clip OAT
shell bronze
If you don’t get it from him just talking, I’m sure you’ll get it from a few of ...
i am entirely transparent about everything needed to master half sword in its current form
it's when people give me attitudes and/or have skill issues that they refuse to admit that ticks me off
especially that guy who still got his teeth kicked in with the pitchfork
tardy radish
especially that guy who still got his teeth kicked in with the pitchfork
I didn't know that was even possible lmao
shell bronze
I didn't know that was even possible lmao
bro he got his azz beat despite using pitchfork
and rage quit
tardy radish
that's a huge yikes
shell bronze
i tried helping him with every method under the sun
literally braindead charging would've guaranteed at least one kill after a few tries
crude grove
Still getting familiar with the game, when I get to the ultimate challenge in gauntlet mode is that like a checkpoint where I can leave the game and come back to that mode whenever I want or do I need to finish it without closing the game?
shell bronze
most difficult armored combat
crude grove
I got a fatal error lol and had to relaunch but I can still attempt ultimate challenge
shell bronze
I got a fatal error lol and had to relaunch but I can still attempt ultimate cha...
yeah the game saves
turn blood off
and prepare to be genuinely ENRAGED at the game for the next 15m to few hours of your life
depending on where you're at in your skill level
if it gets awful and unbearable just turn gore off and turn npc damage to max + player to minimum
and take your time having fun + learning the game afterwards
misty basin
i almost lost but i got it just now barely
shell bronze
games r meant to be fun so there's no shame
crude grove
Gotcha ty
misty basin
0 big weapons spawned and armored combat with short maces is soooo fun
tardy radish
is blood a big crash/fps loss risk
shell bronze
yes
extremely
in ultimate challenge it is almost virtually GUARANTEED to crash the game
misty basin
games r meant to be fun so there's no shame
how are supposed to win armored combat with a short mace
tardy radish
can I have the gore without the blood
tardy radish
or is gore also a contributing factor
shell bronze
gore is separate
shell bronze
it controls head splitting/chopping and limb removal
higher the gore setting the easier it is for stuff to get cut off or for bodies to be split
shell bronze
hey clue yknow what would be fucked up
what
shell bronze
i should make a black powder recoiless rifle
fire
do it
@misty basin first you're gonna make sure you know how to hit headshots semi-consistently
quartz totem
most difficult armored combat
not that im nearly at your level but yea, armored fights are who gets hit in the jugular or cincussed first
austere salmon
no, no, reverse grip would be useful for dagger weapons so we could stab down into the neck and shoulders
shell bronze
@misty basin also practice side strikes for those baseball home runs
austere salmon
sometimes they have armor on the front and a stab is aggravating, i want to stab their shoulders
quartz totem
sometimes they have armor on the front and a stab is aggravating, i want to stab...
forward grip still surpasses there no?
misty basin
<@429992408701468683> also practice side strikes for those baseball home runs
i glitched a dagger into the baron and let go so it stayed inside his armor and he died while i only lost a hand
austere salmon
forward grip still surpasses there no?
you try stabbing down into their shoulder while holding it blade up
not fucking possible
mental kelp
me when I invert
quartz totem
you try stabbing down into their shoulder while holding it blade up
to top or the underside?
austere salmon
hey john, i got a really fucked idea
mental kelp
what is it
austere salmon
either you're blind or saying stuff just to be aggravating
echo mango
grabs your penis
shell bronze
armored combat is so fuckin hard dude
austere salmon
armor exists, armor blocks the front of them on every tier that has armor
near bough
grabs your penis
why
austere salmon
what is it
i should build a black powder recoiless rifle
austere salmon
true
with canister shot, because fuck coyotes
a lot of tiers have armor on the front, it's really aggravating to get a forward grip stab in
reverse grip on a dagger or shortsword would let me stab down into the shoulder or neck
because i dont like them
and stabbing people makes me happy
quartz totem
a lot of tiers have armor on the front, it's really aggravating to get a forward...
armpit?
austere salmon
armpit?
ehh, not as fun, plus i want to leave a knife sticking out of their neck for a screenshot
austere salmon
right but you cant stab down into their neck at present
because the knife only works in forward grip, there is no reverse grip
austere salmon
i want reverse grip as an option for daggers and shortswords
for grappling combat
quartz totem
oh yea totally if the target is that close or on the floor
but other situations forward grip gives more of a fighting chance in like every other situation
austere salmon
yeah but it'd be nice to have the option to flip my knife over and shank down into the shoulder blade
quartz totem
mental kelp
crude grove
I did it! I spent 10 minutes wailing on the Baron with a mace, then another 5 with a warhammer (my left arm got broken so I just pushed him against walls and smacked him until all of his bones broke)
crude grove
Couldn't hit his head very easily with how screwed up my arms were, plus I'm not very good at overheads yet.
near bough
The treal true boss is the 3rd one tbh
crude grove
Yeah that dude is a pain.
near bough
UK teeth
peak star
misty basin
the funny thing is it doesn't matter how many frames you have it still crashes
i have like 200 fps it still crashes
atomic stump
@shell bronze
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977>
wanna know what one key move you're missing that i do that will put you WAY closer to me in the bracket
atomic stump
wanna know what one key move you're missing that i do that will put you WAY clos...
love?
mental kelp
shell bronze
@atomic stump
atomic stump
you don't twitch forward to initiate their combos but only move back
yeah cause i dont have a fast reaction time, so me going closer, even if i ya know feel it coming id still probably fail miserably
shell bronze
move your middle finger to w and index to s
flick w for the tiniest fragment of time and immediately alternate to s
atomic stump
that is such a weird feeling with my fingers like that
shell bronze
then get used to doing it alone with the middle finger when you get the feel for it
you're gonna have to shift your wrist a bit
atomic stump
ill just twist my keyboard
shell bronze
imo the healthier way to train is by just flicking between w and s
do this drill
hold shift and try to click the w just enough to twitch you forward and make the enemy attack
timid imp
shell bronze
then flick your middle finger down to s to immediately disengage
timid imp
i love falchion
atomic stump
then flick your middle finger down to s to immediately disengage
oki
completly unrelated to this but i like this clip
shell bronze
mental kelp
move your middle finger to w and index to s
was gonna say what kinda fuck ass grip till I realized I lit just do that already dynamically
misty basin
how do you record this so fast
shell bronze
shell bronze
was gonna say what kinda fuck ass grip till I realized I lit just do that alread...
i play osu gng
that grip ain't nothing
misty basin
is there like a fight record way in the app or smth?
atomic stump
oh
shell bronze
is there like a fight record way in the app or smth?
steam has a way
mental kelp
that grip ain't nothing
yes its not a weird grip I just didnt even think about the fact I was doing it so it seemed weird
shell bronze
the gamer grip lol
atomic stump
the gamer grip lol
you should knock your opponents hat off before killing them ngl
atomic stump
that works lmaooo
atomic stump
@shell bronze fodder ass motherfucker ho
tardy radish
alright ive been able to get some actual hits in on the sword guy now
shell bronze
tardy radish
still need work but much more progress and im not cheesing him with the pitchfork anymore
atomic stump
misty basin
i think in game footage i have shown the intended way of playing half sword xd
half sword only
shell bronze
he fought with such ferocity
tardy radish
I hate how the lock on just locks onto random enemies
shell bronze
misty basin
I hate how the lock on just locks onto random enemies
you can turn off lock on
shell bronze
thanks
tardy radish
you can turn off lock on
thats not the point
shell bronze
wear armor kids
wraith saddle
Omg multiplayer is actually in the works?
azure mirage
Omg multiplayer is actually in the works?
yurr
austere salmon
wear armor kids
hey clue i just realized something
a two inch steel ball weighs a pound
the legal limit for incendiary charge in a projectile is .4 ounces
a pound is sixteen ounces
i can legally make very light incendiary shot for my recoiless rifle project
shell bronze
a two inch steel ball weighs a pound
the legal limit for incendiary charge in a ...
nothing is illegal if you dont get caught
(in minecraft)
austere salmon
right you see i like keeping my destiny 2 exotics above board so i dont go to federal prison you feel me?
misty basin
guys i cut of willies leg and he still was chasing me
rough rover
anyone know how to fix the crashing issue yet
misty basin
anyone know how to fix the crashing issue yet
turn off blood
austere salmon
guys i cut of willies leg and he still was chasing me
instead of cutting his leg, break it, the dead weight will throw off his balance
tardy radish
I beat that sword motherfucker's ASS
misty basin
instead of cutting his leg, break it, the dead weight will throw off his balance
look at game fotage
literaly
he got his leg cut off
attacked me
rough rover
turn off blood
naur I dont think I will
austere salmon
then you will endure crashes on occasion
austere salmon
it is
rough rover
and kill people with armor
misty basin
it is blood
obsidian osprey
just real quick why is my caracter faling ever every time i remotly look down its like gravity is incresed by like 3 times
still rock
and kill people with armor
Armored Willie vs an unarmored Willie does drop more frames.
rough rover
seems weird that its blood then
still rock
It’s both, turn down blood and fight in unarmored if the fps issues are not fixing themselves.
Blood does goes crazy on the fps like Silver was saying.
tardy radish
it's kinda crazy how difficult the swordguy is compared to literally every other boss, I've been rolling through the upper tiers but commoner is such a skill gate
rough rover
its not a fps issue its just crashing
and its weird because if I dont even click the crash button
it'll keep playing
still rock
It’s a common bug if you’re on the last part of the gauntlet.
snow ferry
it's kinda crazy how difficult the swordguy is compared to literally every other...
ive gotten to the point where i just throw my weapon at him over and over
rough rover
It’s a common bug if you’re on the last part of the gauntlet.
yep its the only time it happens
still rock
A lot of people just can’t make it through to the end.
snow ferry
you cant bait and punish him like the others
rough rover
ive beat it a couple of times
still rock
It probably is the armor then. Blood maybe too, but all I know is armor does chunk fps.
rough rover
It probably is the armor then. Blood maybe too, but all I know is armor does chu...
its weird because its not fps my fps is fine and I can even keep playing the game
yet I get the unity crash error
if I ignore it I can play the game for another like minute or two fine
still rock
It’s something correlating, I’m sure the armor adds more meshes for the game to track or something.
Just harder on the system in general.
rough rover
I feel like no gore kinda ruins the balance of the game
austere salmon
nothing is illegal if you dont get caught
hey clue i dont sound like a batman villain do i
rough rover
I can get hit in the head with a sword and live
still rock
I’m pretty sure on the final mission they don’t delete the armor from downed people right?
rough rover
is it gore or blood
rough rover
I’m pretty sure on the final mission they don’t delete the armor from downed peo...
they do but only the last wave
same with weapons
so whatever you killed that wave stays
shell bronze
hey clue i dont sound like a batman villain do i
you sound like a reasonable sane man to me
austere salmon
ok good
still rock
Hellooooooo sire!!!!
austere salmon
i didnt want to think i was becoming a cartoon villain, between the fireball pistol, the extremely heavy halberd, the power armor, and now the recoiless rifle
restive barn
Could I interest you in a cold mug of ale to sooth over the weekend?
its still sunday for me
rough rover
okay why is it when they switch stances when I get close
they dont hit me but I get knocked out
shell bronze
okay why is it when they switch stances when I get close
they feint
still rock
Burgers?!?! Lucky man.
Bourbon, I could do without, I’m already sick from all the hard stuff.
shell bronze
Burgers?!?! Lucky man.
made from that good ole 10lb costco ground beef tube
still rock
Damnnnnn he even when to Costco, where they keep the cost low. He is in fact Asian… god bless.
still rock
Damnnnnnnnn…. That’s a thick ass burger too! Definitely Costco.
shell bronze
Damnnnnn he even when to Costco, where they keep the cost low. He is in fact Asi...
high middle class specialty
and above
where else am i gonna get premium gas for my thirsty ass car for cheap
still rock
It’s just hard to beat the prices if you you’re going for things that you use throughout the week.
shell bronze
also the quality + service is always exquisite
still rock
Like meats or toiletries are kinda solid at Costco.
I never really get too used to the gas though I should.
Damn, I have not seen a burger that thick in a long time.
Ngl.
robust crag
When's the updating cominf
still rock
Burgers tomorrow????
robust crag
I'm still waiting
restive barn
Ohhhhh, jokes aside, sire… is the bow staff complete?
yes
still rock
Sire?!?! Is it in an available mod pack or can I download it somewhere?
I’ve actually been waiting for that one, I’ll drop the weeb get up and go the way of the Buddhist monk.
austere salmon
you're not some god damn weeb are you?
shell bronze
Damn, I have not seen a burger that thick in a long time.
straight 95% beef
still rock
Anything is possible with the power of friendship and anime.
shell bronze
i have enough for me and the roommates for about 2 days
austere salmon
And you are not a weeb?
last time i tolerated a weeb i got stabbed in the lower back and nearly died
cant stand those wretched pillow fuckers
clue this is no laughing matter
shell bronze
it is to me
still rock
last time i tolerated a weeb i got stabbed in the lower back and nearly died
Preferred method of normie removal.
shell bronze
still rock
austere salmon
Preferred method of normie removal.
people like you are why im making a halberd
alea lecta est
shell bronze
if you laugh you go to hell
still rock
people like you are why im making a halberd
People like you are why I love the world. ❤️
austere salmon
im gonna set you on fire
still rock
God bless, amen amen. 🤣
shell bronze
ragebait maximum
austere salmon
Bitte Gott, warum muss ich die seltsamsten Degenerierten treffen?
still rock
Did you just curse at me in German!!!
I’m looking it up right now you dirty dirty boy!
austere salmon
Did you just curse at me in German!!!
i called you a strange degenerate
which is the truth
still rock
Bitte Gott, warum muss ich die seltsamsten Degenerierten treffen?
Oh, yess…
Yes!
Listen, I feel like it’s odd to call someone a degen when you cursed at me in German.
Why not Japanese???? 
clever oracle
For some reason, the game seems to crash whenever I'm striking with a weapon in the half-sword position.
still rock
ragebait maximum
Ragebait, that one I doubt it, that was two cultures individuals conversing. 
🤣
He was too nice.
austere salmon
Listen, I feel like it’s odd to call someone a degen when you cursed at me in Ge...
because my family is from germany
i speak german with my grandparents
on my moms side at least, the other half is mexican
still rock
No nothing against it, it was just another chance to be a weeb, KACHOW!
austere salmon
im gonna set you on fire
still rock
Please do. 🙏
finite moon
any big updates?
austere salmon
nein
finite moon
rip
still rock
No
finite moon
still a fire game tho
austere salmon
Please do. 🙏 <:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573>
what is wrong with you people
still rock
What’s not wrong? 
Life is a bundle of left, right, down, up. I’m confused, but I love anime. 
Listen what type of fire are you using?
I’m scared, senpai… 
austere salmon
typically i use propane as a fuel but on suggestion of a welder friend i plan to experiment with MAPP gas or oxyacetylene after i make a mk2 of the spitfire
still rock
@shell bronze I have decreed that this man is in fact a good man, he might just want to light me on fire.
This is fine.
austere salmon
yknow i made a pistol that shoots a cone of fire, solely because im afraid of the dark
still rock
That sounds like a fire hazard.
austere salmon
no it's quite safe
still rock
Have you tried a night light.
austere salmon
yes but sometimes the darkness wants to encroach particularly hard and must be reminded of the radiance
still rock
Orrrr a lamp?
I’m a weirdo that leaves the closet open and the door cracked.
Life is chill.
How else will the demons get in?
austere salmon
How else will the demons get in?
the dark must not be allowed to encroach
if it does, the flame will send it back
yes i am probably mentally ill
still rock
Nah, a fear of the dark is probably the more normal end of things. But the flame pistol is crazy.
I genuinely like dark places though, I remember some friends took me to a haunted house and I adored it. Creepy spooky is a good time in my eyes.
My bad, deleted that last message, it’s getting late, not sure if you cared.
austere salmon
i was talking to my gunsmith friend figuring out ballistic details for the recoiless, didnt even see it
austere salmon
its pronounced "ts-vai-henduh"
Zweihander?
Z Way Hander
Zweihander
well it's pronounced with a german accent, so it sounds more like zveihahnder
long A, w sounds like v
dusk adder
well it's pronounced with a german accent, so it sounds more like zveihahnder
tsvai handah!!
austere salmon
no it's not really a handah pronunciation, there's still very much an R at the end
Zveihahnder
dusk adder
tsvai hunder!!
austere salmon
no its not hund like hound would be, its a long A sound
dusk adder
...
full knot
for some reason if i die as the commoner, i lose my entire character
im lowk confused 😔
austere salmon
for some reason if i die as the commoner, i lose my entire character
ja if you die you reset to begger unless you beat the challenge of the abyss
austere salmon
no the ER is hard
but the A is soft
say hand but extend the A like you're going ah
zveihahnder
god i love using the greataxe to knock ab astards block off
that bastard lost his block and then some
pearl ferry
austere salmon
tsvai hahnder
ja
austere salmon
expertly done james
austere salmon
hey jaime did i tell you about my new project?
cinder stone
pearl ferry
hey jaime did i tell you about my new project?
what is it?
austere salmon
what is it?
im making a black powder recoiless rifle
with a two inch bore and it's capable of accepting canister shot
cinder stone
austere salmon
a bunch of coyotes scared my dogs and made my cats uncomfortable so i'm revoking their right to exist with double ot buckshot
brittle snow
How do I download from epic
strange token
how do i reset the gauntlet progress? I want to go through it again and im sick of the RNG fuckfest that the final challenge is
austere salmon
how do i reset the gauntlet progress? I want to go through it again and im sick ...
jsut die
safe silo
"Do you like killing people?"
The ever truthful Willie:
austere salmon
it just puts you back to the menu you dont lose progress on it anymore
oh
then you need to edit yer save i think
!reset
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austere salmon
damnit
there's some command that tells you how to reset your save
@shell bronze you know the command dude
lean nicheBOT
strange token
thank you
naive holly
Idc if he stabbed me in the arm. Willie dont care, Willie dont give a shit
austere salmon
Idc if he stabbed me in the arm. Willie dont care, Willie dont give a shit
hey rec, i'm working on another silly project
clever compass
would be cool if blunt weapons and fists blurred your vision after getting in the head too many times
naive holly
hey rec, i'm working on another silly project
Always are
naive holly
would be cool if blunt weapons and fists blurred your vision after getting in th...
Yeeeah it drains stam and makes youe screen darker w vignette but something like that would be cool
austere salmon
Always are
so you're familiar with recoiless rifles
naive holly
so you're familiar with recoiless rifles
Ehhh
austere salmon
you're not are you
its kinda like a rocket launcher but all of the propellant goes off at once
im making one fueled by black powder, and it'll accept canister shot
its rifled and has a two inch bore
pallid forge
will half sword ever have open world
austere salmon
no
azure mirage
will half sword ever have open world
probably not
someone could make a mod of it sometime
hasty jetty
will half sword ever have open world
it would be awesome
timid imp
jolly gorge
are disco lights a graphics issue
because this rocks
and i want it to be a setting
merry berry
Is there a button i press to quickly lock onto someone else or do I have to unlock and then lock onto the other person
fading schooner
I notice that willy has no brain
edgy steppe
my game immediately crashes if I or an enemy hits something too fast i.e floor or wall
edgy steppe
my game immediately crashes if I or an enemy hits something too fast i.e floor o...
why
and how fix
pearl zinc
is this new?
pearl zinc
why
lower the game graphics
what pc do u use tho
type of pc
i use this (not recommended) and ive downloaded like 391. soemthing idk
cuz for somereason it wont let me download anything hgiher
hexed sandal
How old is your pc?
hexed sandal
How old is your pc?
@pearl zinc
slim osprey
i use this (not recommended) and ive downloaded like 391. soemthing idk
560???
slim osprey
I don't mean to be rude or anything but that shit is ANCIENT
pearl zinc
err
hexed sandal
It boots?
pearl zinc
yuh
hexed sandal
Does it even run windows 11?
pearl zinc
i think its windows 10
hexed sandal
Huh, well, I'm happy your saving money, that's awesome man.
pearl zinc
and it can boost windows 7 idk how to get into that mode thing but yeah it cna
hardy blaze
i use this (not recommended) and ive downloaded like 391. soemthing idk
How are you playing the game at all😭
pearl zinc
How are you playing the game at all😭
idk
hexed sandal
What resolution you playing at?
hardy blaze
Anyone know when the multiplayer coming out🥲
pearl zinc
i just use medium
graphics in the game
slim osprey
what fps do you get?
pearl zinc
60-htsdhjasdfiut ghbjnk
hexed sandal
Huh, well, I play medium at 1440P, but with a much, much beefier GPU.
slim osprey
Anyone know when the multiplayer coming out🥲
I don't think multiplayer is confirmed
slim osprey
60-htsdhjasdfiut ghbjnk
60 frames or 60 hertz
hexed sandal
I don't think multiplayer is confirmed
Co-Op split screen is confirmed.
slim osprey
ohh okay
pearl zinc
hertz
hardy blaze
I don't think multiplayer is confirmed
But what about the video in announcements
hexed sandal
What's Hertz? You mean fps?
pearl zinc
What's Hertz? You mean fps?
its how much fps ur monitor can get
slim osprey
But what about the video in announcements
nvm I was wrong
hexed sandal
Ooh, well, how many fps you getting though?
hardy blaze
This would be so fun with friends
hexed sandal
IKR?
hexed sandal
Ooh, well, how many fps you getting though?
@pearl zinc
pearl zinc
Huh, well, I'm happy your saving money, that's awesome man.
btw its just like a random pc i have in my family
and we managed to get it to boot
so i never got a pc
well i did
but yk
hexed sandal
Ooh, makes sense. I thought this was like, a super old gaming rig.
hexed sandal
The 560 TI was released in 2011, to put that in perspective...its like, ancient bro.
hardy blaze
Is there anything on the release date yet
hexed sandal
Is there anything on the release date yet
I don't think so.
hardy blaze
🥲
hexed sandal
I do belive closed, paid beta this year though. Like Q4.
I heard that, somewhere. Don't quote me on it though. @hardy blaze
hardy blaze
ok...
hexed sandal
I saw they had a Go-Fundme, or something.
slim osprey
are new maps confirmed btw?