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I wonder if this is gonna heal, it's not detached from my body, but yk
Oh it came off
how
if you chop off a limb in the abyss it'll disappear after he dies and turns to bones
whats left is his empty hand in an O shape
you have to hold on to it before he dies tho
I fuckin hate the plançon so much
When I’m 3 rounds into the ultimate challenge, feeling pretty good about my chances
Until 3 fuckers with these stupid ass lampposts converge on my position
And don’t get me started on the short spear and shield combo.
When I have it it’s like trying to manoeuvre a Honda civic on a stick,
And yet the enemy is able to wield that same weapon like it’s a pool noodle
the spear and shield sucks balls both ways just don't walk into it boss
they're gravy kills
Thats complete bollocks, the enemy managed to hit some spinjitsu attack on me
small shield is extremely viable in off hand. i just punch ppl with it and it works. it does a surprising amount of damage.
I think the ultimate challenge ai is different
It may be placebo but whenever im in free mode or the gauntlet everything’s fine, like I can take out hundreds of willies
But the second I go in the ultimate challenge it’s like im being hunted by seal team 6
ultimate challenge is like fighting one tier above with random weapons and not enough gear for several rounds back to back
like having to deal with a bunch of brave stands back to back
except you get to fight knights too
Shenanigans as per usual
Hey @tender quest you think we can do away with the slowmode now
P slow already 😭
What is y'all favorite weapon?
overheads are so hard to land
I love the large candlestick
they gonna take modds away from us bc of u😭😭
Oh goodie a ping in announcements maybe the game gets an update
3rd ping in a row just about gamescon
Your username fits. You should READ the #faq
Or one idk do waht yu wan
Omg mod thing!!!!!!
is there a way to open the enchancer menu again after closing it??
Mean and green
For me it's enter
😔
I forgot if I changed it or not
nope nothing happens
Try your numbers
i never set it if i needed to
is there a base keybind set to it
guess not
okay ill restart halfword ig
where is it though
Id just set it to enter or some other keybind in the enhancer settings
the keybind for that
idk if im allowed to put the clip in chat
im guessing not
Honestly it’ll be the coolest thing ever
but one new once
I hope they let you change your grip/ they add stick to sword
He stopped playing nice, so the fun had to end.
so any updates on a realese date?
I’m sure you staff all agree the names you give other people fit well for them.
Thanks for answering that one...
Q4 2025
fuck shield guys
just so dam ready now haha
Better yet I DID read the FAQ, it’s all stuff I already knew, only part I didn’t find is where I asked
It is literally the first thing in #faq
Early access releases in Q4.
What did I just say, it’s all that I already knew. I didn’t ask when it releases im just sayin yall gettin my hopes up is all
Why would you expect an update to a demo right before early access releases
To hope for something is not to expect something.
what
Wdym what
i thought hope is... yknow, wanting something to happen but not knowing whether it will
You can hope something will happen without expecting it to happen, expecting it to happen would require an expectation that it will
yeah but hope is like inbetween those two things innit
theres a chance it will happen
Not really? To hope is to wish or want it to happen regardless of either
I’m not religious but as an example, I can hope for god to exist without expecting god to exist. Likewise I can hope god to exist but I don’t carry an expectation that he in fact does exist
And staff label and title ME as the one who can’t read smh
wdym you guys don't like getting a very big and important update on random useless asset #3,487 instead of anything of actual substance?
Smh I had a valid point but turkey naturally overrules that
Nice ragebait
yes
thank you, i try
wrong my brother. international turkish love month
Nice opinion.. too bad TURKEY🔥🔥🔥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Do you do shit like this every match????
yes otherwise it'd take like max 3 cheap flick shots to instantly win
style is half the gameplay after you get to a certain point
Got rid of bro's face
most fights can be solved with blunt force trauma to the head with poleaxe
but sometimes you get a nice opening like this
and that's when it's important to lock in and get a cool kill
it's easy to win fights in the current demo as-is
it's how you win the fights that makes the difference
Since when were you the poleaxe guy
i'm the half sword guy
We’re all the half sword guy
Man I need to work on my strike control
m00 got you
i'm bad with polearms so all i can tell people is for them to beat at the head and keep their distance
You have way better strike control than me tho
another reason to use the pick head btw
practice being able to hit consistent headshots without being hit yourself
you can put armor on for this
that distinct sound/screen shake of armor clanking against a weapon will let it be known that you would've taken damage without it
(Or set your damage level to 0, lol)
That’s what I’ve been doing for the past hour, just doing longsword v longsword parries down in Commoner, I’ve got a… 20% success rate?
Damn I didn't realize the slow mode for photo channel was 30 minutes, so check back in 25 for some sick ass Ye Olden Arm-Bars I took screenshots of lmao
mfw when i experience 70 g-force after being hit once by the baron's halberd
Good idea. Could probably turn damage down too
Hey is play test closed I just tried to launch it and it said error game not released
They merged the play test and demo
Ok sweet thanks
Also for anyone's amusement: I discovered how to secure a flying arm bar in Half Sword... But with some quirks lmao
mine is about 50-60% for certain attacks and closer to 80-90% for most
It seems like I get better parries when it’s a fluid motion, weirdly, between attacks, instead of just waiting for them
commoner ass whoopings i hand out every session
because there's active force redirecting/deflecting the attacks on top of autoparry
Yeah, I’m trying to actively redirect and deflect, not just autoparry
wrong image
bollocks
This image got my skull caved in 😭
I looked over for just a moment to see the bright thing that appeared on my phone
mfw i see this dude practice the best fencing ive ever seen and ive just thrown a sword into my own face
some feints and slashing willie to death
I underestimated how much potential there was in throwing my longsword at my opponent’s face
I’ve won 6 out of 6 matches I’ve tried doing it instantly
…make that 6 out of 7, I just threw my sword outside the fence
is that different from the current demo?
Fym wrong image
i mean i meant to send a specific image but i accidentally sent an image that was not that aforementioned specific image
BRING MULTIPLAYERD
It’s a goated image tho
I always perform horribly the second I decide to record a match 😭
Read #faq
It goes from precise movement to mindless flailing from the slightest pressure, I swear
WYM
caps lock, turn it off?
anyooone?
I don’t think it Is
I hope when the game releases they eventually add a feature where you can flip the warhammer/hammer/any weapon with two different sides so you can choose to specifically use the beak for the warhammer
Left-hand swings kinda do that, but not really
After testing new shit in the abyss while suffering, i have now realized i really like Greatsword (or wahtever it is) cause i figured out how to actually land hits
I would appreciate it too, yeah
here's the trick
how do you block horizontal strikes😭 I can block every single other strike but horizontal ones
play like you don't care you're gonna die but would rather not die
when will this game ever come out with full version man 💔
SAME
put damage to yourself on low
Yeah it usually just redirects it to the hammer side before the hit connects
so you get used to parrying more instead of being punished for mistakes
I wanna use the beak!!
Which of these has a Greatsword
against left sided horizontal strikes i crouch parry
right sided strikes are bullshit easy to parry
Greatswords are top 4 ranks i thinj
Maybe top 3
with right sided strikes you can actually redirect their sword and wind up for a counter attack of your own
like a ghost of tsushima perfect parry
let me show
Top 3
Just knight rank
how do i tell em apart from normal swords, they are all held the same other than the really small ones
I am so honorable
Greatswords are comically big
oh yeah instantly got it
Cloud from final fantasy fuckin ahhhhh
Anything that isnt the top 4 ranks have longswords so yeah
Yo crouch tech makes the uppercut hit hard as all hell. I believe crouch tech is the future lmao
alternatively you can use it to bind @young saffron @cerulean moss
Any suggestions for video editing software? Clipchamp just ain’t doing it anymore, lol.
How are y’all? 🤣
welcome back!
having a blast as per usual arguing with vulture newgens who dont read faq or use critical thinking during mass pings and spamming clips in between
Wowwww. Nothings changed. ❤️
My body count personally is two, then we oddly became friends after. Sorry again boys.
and also the occasional accusation of cheating or otherwise subjecting myself to unfair advantages against the helpless willies
That last kill was prime, fuck the sharp part!
I tried to do proper strikes but I was too damn scared of his weapon
as if i dont fight on 50/50 with an unarmored guy
ended up just being taps
it's actually better to be less scared of the billhooks
closer you get less they can do
indeed
I’ve had my skull ripped open by them one too many times while close, though
I feel like I shouldn’t be watching this.. 😳 👉👈 😳
Did you have to cuddle them?
also @still rock the custom katana fucks
Understood.
What pack or mod is it in?
Ohhhh the one that can be switched from two to one handed?
yeah
my favorite thing to do with it is the entire ghost of tsushima moveset
especially water stance
I think I saw you using it before I took a break. By the way y’all, beer is fun, not great but fun.
i drink bourbon (and amaretto with it sometimes)
That is so anime.
My game goes to 20 FPS avg when I have Discord open, hah.
Zero idea why, maybe my CPU is absolutely maxed
Can you imagine doing spins for the style with that thing? Can you do some anime fights?
Do it for the flair!!!
the spins are mostly for kicks
I mostly drink fireball whiskey
and what's funny is that there are spins in the ghost of tsushima moveset under the moon stance
Ahhh I am also friends with Jim, but do y’all know Brandy?
My attempt at mimicking the Moon stance from Ghost of Tsushima
@still rock
She’s sweet. 
I haven’t watched it yet… BUT NO!!! 🤣❤️
Was it yummys
jack is a good friend of jim who is a good friend of mine
YESSSSSSS! I am very impressed. 
He is a brother of mine, I can tell.
it was made tastier with half sword on my monitor
I am also very impressed, and my knowledge of swordplay is literally just halfsword
The moves, the flair, the spins. 
Play half sword extremely drunk challenge
not fun
i like it after 1-2 glasses
Don’t drink too much, or so I’m told.
i went into this with kenjutsu and kendo under my belt but i'm starting to get more into hema
more support and resources
cool winding exchange
this scruffy ragamuffin actually stuck the landing
Bro learnin his oberhaus and unterhaus
bro once in a lifetime move just happened and shadowplay turned off before I noticed
I understand the crashout now
I feel like this is your classic. It’s the perfected art…
I’ve seen you do it a couple of times now, it’s probably one of my favorites.
It’s so clean too, the parry into the attack.
Worked surprisingly well
yo just so you know the crouching to block things helped a load. thanks a lot man
Beautiful
Blocks were very clean minus the hand or thigh getting hit. Very anime, much wow.
FINALLY the first fuckin person i know who actually takes advantage of my crouch parry
Crouching to parry is a nasty move, I go low when swinging down or when trying to get low enough to get their feet. Interesting. 
That second dude sounded beefier than needed..
proper decap
The parry block is real.
Also what’s with the random cut
it's just my cameras switching between each other
happens when i do close up shots
s24 ultra
Woa
Yeah, happens on any phone with 2+ cams nowadays
good lord i love shitposting about a swordfighting game during my 9 hour shift
screen time maximum
poor guy
what imma do to willies evil brother wilhelm if I see him:
Willie = Wilhelm
nah wilhlem is his evil brother. Willie is a good lad
his full name is william h. sword
I may be one of the shield-users
look here lonswordsers, we got a shielder on our hands! Rattle em boys!
is there a way i can be like a baron and fight the guys with only fists
drop your weapons with E and Q?
William W ‘Willie’ Williamson
Parry of the year trust @shell bronze
oh, wait, I get your question
exit the game while selecting baron on the gauntlet
r u sure
Are hammers and the like more effective against armor in this game
pretty sure
cuz idk how but i clicked baron in free mode and it spawned me in with
Situationally, yes.
idk then
They drain the stamina and ‘rattle’ the opponent pretty damn bad
should've aurafarmed and kept your sword in one stance while you walk back and watch him scream
Literally
Like if I'm fighting a guy who has a helmet on would my hammer against his head do more than my sword against his head? Obviously hitting a non armored part would be preferable but you know what I mean
Im sorry dad 1 and 2
Yeah, absolutely, one-to-one.
blunt damage is demonic against heads
Don’t forget the blunt potential of swords, though, they can be pretty damn decent at it
you can knock someone out with a longsword
Between the pommel and the blade itself, it’s pretty weighty
one mace/hammer blow to the head and it's cooked
Because of my setup I don't have enough space for my mouse have trouble moving my attacks precisely when trying to do downward strikes. My surface is at an angle
Try increasing mouse sensitivity a bit… you’ll need to get used to it, but having full range of motion is important
This is not the way, but clean.
might just be me but i prefer the way blunt damage feels over sharp
old clip because someone specifically requested i use a mace in knight tier
I would too, that is why I use sharp.
to prove it's not that hard
like with sharp even when you decap they still dont instantly go limp, but with a blunt? land that knockout blow and they go pure limp
“If you love something let it go and dual wield?”
I'm finding myself to be a big billhook enjoyer
Is it just me or is the spear in Soldier tier underrated
I like scooping their ribs with it then bringing it back the other way
Like, we’ve got the french stick taking all the glory
MY THIRD DAD YAYYY
I honestly prefer the shorter spear over the super long ones
there's 2 and they both start in militia
THE WHOLE PARTIES HERE
holy shit the big 3 are here
Oh hell yeah
militus john and me
f the big three, its just big me 😎
Is there a trick to using the offhand daggers effectively or are they just bad
funny because thats actually what i'm referencing
Or am I just bad
we the big 3 like we started a league
i figured that was the case yeah lol
||!!discord ping in audio!!||
I'm number 4!
tell willie i'm sorry for doing this
(It was these two messages btw)
lord don't make me have to smoke this man because i fw him
@shell bronze oopsie
but push comes to shove in this game i will humble him 🔥
Don’t do in! In peace and love!
why smoke when you can suplex?
Hippie shit!
cleaved
that was my parody to the lyrics in j cole's response diss track lmao
The art of the suplex vs the art of the blade…
j cole literally murdered kendrick and decided he was too much of a pussy to commit to the beef so he dropped out and left drake to fight him alone
and deleted the song too ❄️
dang was it that good 💀
he just was bitchmade thats all
The two in one deal was nasty.
i know all about the entire kdot vs cole & drake thing
well lookie here boys... we got a plancon user. get him boys!
the beef defo made some great songs though
i personally hate the last 3 songs of the beef
FOR THE PEOPLE!!!
Jessie where is the cocainer
Do u mean heart pt6, not like us and mtg? Cause family matters slaps
thp6 was ass (wasn't much he could say atp)
not like us is a basic crowd manipulation banger track to rub salt in the wound
meet the grahams was just plain hating
literally everything in mtg is the same shyt we've been hearing since day one from reddit
with no real proof
euphoria and family matters remain the best songs of the beef
What is he warbling about
i liked euphoria yeah
a specific genre of music that i will no longer be talking about before the mods get me
honestly though isnt kendrick kind of a hypocrite though? carti was a deadbeat right
They honestly shoulda just dueled
reminder everything drake said about him still hasn't been disproved
also meet the grahams being a pre-written track was a bitch move imo
like yeah he won the beef but he didn't really out-rap drake as much as he out-gimmicked him with the dogpiling
thats fair yeah
a year and a half ago atp lol
He was aura farming with that one
enough rap HALFSWORD MOMENTTTT
anyways, im really excited for this gamemode it'll be fun asf
i'm just discussing it because i brought up militus me and john as the big 3 lmao
me when i spin kick the guy and it's a free win
I'm number 4 tho right?
do you demonstrate total mastery over the blade
yes let me forward you the message
Almost
then youre not quite there yet
Whose number 4 then💔💔💔
no one
i wonder how it'll work on armored though, like will the spikes just go through the armor or what
There has to be a number 4
for our apex players (at least the ones with community presence) we have the big 3 sword users, m00 and goofy, and literally no one else
Is that real?
yes it is
probably for early access
I’m def not an apex player, I’m just the most well known poleaxe main
im hoping they flesh out the rogue gamemode
@shell bronze I’m low-key considering doing a photo edit of you and the big 3
@shell bronze this was pretty damn nice
the struggle of trying to find a longsword when playing miltia tier (I have to look at too many plancons)
my final comment is the fact that family matters cleared literally everyone but kendrick and if it wasn't kendrick he was beefing with he would've unironically cleared every single person he was scrapping with @snow gulch
loadout selector
yeah thats fair, family matters went pretty hard
is that on ovrdths mod?
yes
yeah the disrespect he showed the whole industry and the wordplay was insane
Smoove.
my respect goes to him for scrapping with all of them
Meowww
that second parry could've ended hella bad
but good clip
i would've crouch-parried it
Don't dare bleed on my shoe, peasant!
it couldve, this coulve gone bad earlier in the duel but im him
that's how i parry those strikes
With a mouse and keyboard
No like how do you get the game
Steam
It’s not out
Demo
i hate to say it man but it's in the server's name
- it's demo
Oh
This has got to hurt ngl
Pretty
Ibuprofen
nothing hurts for willie because he's built different
the amount of wrong this couldve gotten is insane
nothing hurts my willie either tbh
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who fights willies who feint overheads
it's one of their most common moves
easy to counter though
Did I do a good job
Just wrestle your way to victory
what kind of mortal combat finisher is that
Brought it down with authority!
the cool kind
Oooowieee
messed up a bit here but the finisher was good
Where’s John longsword
any of y'all know if you can discombobulate willie in fist play
We need the big 3 posting in chat NOW
Not on pc
Sick take down lol
yo where can i get the HS enhancer mod its not on nexus anymore for some reason
github boss
can i get the link
why is willie so handsome
Where’s the smoke effect 😨
hi
hello
what do you think of willie
attractive and handsome
what did you just say about willie?
i said you're a phony
you dont actually like willie at all
but me on the other hand
No! He's my pookie bear
basically his #1 fan
@naive holly this one's for you
yeah yeah... whatever you say...
His power cannot be contained!
*not
hi willie
damn it got really stuck in there no cap
What about shared custody of willie
Fair enough
game couldnt handle the aura
bro they cannot stop throwing these feints
zesty
@shell bronze @tender quest Greatsword is so fun in militia
greatsword clears everything that has less armor than man at arms
Its still really fun
how are you only going against swords
Question, how can I make those huge kicks?
So is the game being released this year or next year
Whst is planned release date exactly. I know its 2025 but that can change anytime
My little Willies are just trying to practice Fiore 😭
sometimes you gotta get tapped in the shoulder twice to get the memo
i surrender or one shot one handed types and don't post those clips
ohh okay
Need i remind you o have 56 or more fucking hours and I cant even pull off a decent parry. I jist swing wildy and precisely i guess
Playing Halfsword while watching the São Paulo game, not bad
i need to start just practicing blocking and parrying so I think I am going to do that too
I typed on a phone sorry for ass spelling
ow a scratch
it's ok parrying is optional and lowkey sucks
He who waits for cuts and follows, in this art finds naught but sorrow
Good skill to have, though
what lack of armor does to a mf
fiore is for pussies
I can’t tell if the Veteran sword is a Greatsword or Longsword
blossfechten is where it's at
you don't get greatswords until knight
only fat longswords
Fiore is top shit talker do not even
yeah, seems like it
HOLY feint jesus christ
best way to differentiate is whether you can sheathe it or not
true actually
'i will kick you in the balls to cause you pain (and mess up your balance)'
"You are cowards and know little of this art. You are all words without any deeds. I challenge you to come at me one after another, if you dare, and even if there are a hundred of you, I will destroy all of you from this powerful guard."
Literal medieval shitposter
Barely even using this thing for protection, it’s just a pure weapon
(he fought 5 times)
5 times for life 5 times for honor
This is my path to beating Gauntlet, I think
It only makes him a better ragebaiter
And if it’s going bad? Just drop it, no harm done
I am forever a dirty shield user
this lowkey what john's clips feel like
Not
I need to get better
is this a bad thing?
See how much they have to struggle to mimick .1% of my power
why is clueless shitting on it
this is friendly banter
john's play style i meant
mf aint even parrying 😭
Nono i'm curious what you do or don't like (i'm trying to learn) about his playstyle, what differentiates it
do you respect me 👉 👈
his playstyle is far more textbook
very realistic quick flicks and graceful
ok
i sure do
lets fucking go
And instead you like to parry more so you can create an opening to one shot?
the poly relationship among the high ranking members here is crazy
Yea but this fella sits entirely still waiting for it
they usually look a bit more like this compared to my adhd fast twitch clips
no i literally just parry to parry
does it for the love of the game
i play like the hit movie series about cars staring dwayne the rock johnson
if the opening is big enough or i decide i want to end the fight that's when i actually capitalize
is there any way to remove your hat other than banging your head on the fence?
I feel like right now i'm addicted to dodging around attacks and trying to get close
I use the long swords
if i wanted to fight to actually win the fights look more like this
is your lock-on strength default
max
Any cool gayszlen?
realistically if you want to simply win fights it looks more like this
fight with more self preservation in mind
i'm going to do some classwork and then try to implement some of what I've learned from ya
that's how i do my no damage brave stands
Ohhhhh you understand. 🤣
No lock = 360 no scopes.
The commoner tier is one of the funnest tiers tbh.
they should add a beta for the version before the update in may cuz i wanna try out some of the old techs you can do
there was a lot more potential for hand to hand combat in them
usually i hold hasso kamae and throw either kesagiri or a shomen-uchi

But those mechanics might not come back?
wdym
Never underestimate the power of a spear slap
Or the back of a spear
Or the front of a spear
Or a spear in general
Like some of the older versions had different feels for swordplay and hand movements. I was curious why you would want to learn something that isn’t coming back.
If they changed the game again personally I would want to learn the newest version, just a curiosity.
but done right it usually looks like this
there were a lot of other techs that got patched out of the game after that update that i simply wanted have fun and mess around with
eye poke
the stab you get from that hand switching tech is brutal
Valid, I duel wield, I’m not allowed to talk trash. Unless…
How possible is it to do that little spin over your head repeatedly?
i fumbled a little on this one, but the normal ALT stabbing is always the yuckiest imo
i move my mouse in an arc over my my head and press X midway
Better question have you found a way to spin it to your right, left, and front?
best way to fight veteran/man at arms with a sword is to practice the kesagiri strike
I'm liking this big two handed mace it really batters them around and knocks them off their balance
I want to become a anime Buddhist monk.

So anime…
smokin tha blunt
just got this and it lines up with the clip as well lmao
the hand swapping is fun you should try it @still rock https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1413406277316644954/39AEC41.MP4?ex=68bc796c&is=68bb27ec&hm=c77e79d956f5d3f7bedca4a3ff6676bd523fbe2b93a079f8b4bbeac1bf23f796&
Okay you just proved the theory, mofo just did a spin to the right side.
Did chrome334 release that bow staff yet?
idk you might have to ask him
what a messy fight
what is this guard
I consider any fight clean as long as I don’t get hit, but I play by the rogue lifestyle.
Two long swords, but I claim the title of rogue, don’t worry abouuuuuut it.
The guard of someone that clearly got their ass beat.
looks like a poorly established one handed ox guard?
idk im not an expert
real
Not to worry, I also am an avid user of the stance.
Sounds good 💥
clearly frank the angel picked you up to ascend and his deft fingers failed to get a good grip
me when i get cut by the 3 second levitation sword or whatever
Bogen almost sorta kinda
either that or a hanging left guard(?)
Wonders of Ox guard
Is that blood on your wrist and knee???
Feet might have come from Willie, we’ll let it slide.
Doesn't get better than that
Hol up hol up
new halfsword athletic event?
ghost of tsushima water stance
i use it all the time with my katana
I actually know what that is…
Historical guards are not it, whatever movement protects me while killing them will do.
cmon who doesnt love a fool's guard
Marvelous
@shell bronze we stabbin. All shenanigans but you know me
also i dont think there are stances with two longswords
So true king so true. Honestly as long as you hit them before they hit you or you hit them harder than they hit you, technique be damned
You’re welcome for the master class advice
Listen, that’s not fair. 
Freaky guard
Ok but fr @shell bronze ans @sleek gull these were fun
I’m sure someone was crazy enough to pick up two long swords, you know right before they proceeded to die for being stupid.
Gawddamnit I forgot discord mobile is garbage and ruins the videos gotta upload from desktop mode in my phone browser to get the full 60 😭
Kung Fu ahh Willie 
Ahhh my boy I’ve waited for a soul just like you, join the dual long sword gang… 
You will find glory unmatched, fame to fill your chest and honor to match the kings and wise men.
Do it! Pick up two long swords…
i love water stance
willie of the steel fist
stabbed a little deeper than usual
slight issue @shell bronze
epic trade
wdym
is your gore setting normal or adjusted
slicing isn't affected by damage scale
you can cut a guy in half on 0% dmg just as easy as 200%
"Take this !"
my gore is at 100%
uh parry gone wrong
but FUCK THE MACES
parrying of an atom apparently
even in some higher tiers too
I think this little, little spear user is seeing red
that wasnt a mace
bro got slammed straight to the ground
(trying to say the willie makes the weapon, not vice versa)
also find it prettyt funny that he hit the ground faster than his weapons even fell
I love this accidental high guard, ion even meaning to do it but looks fire. All my german fencers lmk what its called. (These are also me testing uploading from mobile desktop, hopefully 6060fps)
LFG THEY SMOOOOTH
Success
Celebrations
@shell bronze OOOOO THIS WAS AMZINGGGG
looking good
Yesss
I had such a good opportunity with the first parry but i sold it
how do i get image perms
a little scary there, but very good blade positioning, next step is deflecting blows instead of getting guard blown through
main character ahh recovery
yessir
the fuckin spin dodge and blocking while on my knees 😭
how do i get image perms
@shell bronze @quartz totem this was kinda iffy
Level up
talking
contact a moderator via modmail about this issue
its a newer system to stop server griefers
does this server have opps or something
no
just people posting not so halfsword things
and the occasional troll raid or smth idk im not a mod
ok
holy, blade slid across you like three times
have you ever considered a lottery ticket?
I <3 one handed voulge techs
I stopped his momentum
thats a voulge
Me when the slicing
You should make a billhook sword
pointy stick with metal on end
the one time i dont call it voulge 💔
disgusting
as in disgustingly good?
yea i mean compared to the last three clips I see a drastic improvement
you starting deflecting blows instead of directly absorbing them
Modest sword throw
willie the cavediver
This was for shits ang giggles lmao
Do not worry yourself king you are correct 
LMFAO
Think fast!
when you suck so much at throwing you just fake your death and hope they buy it
how did you do that 😭
What with the songs? 🤣
How did bro gang beast rag doll
If theres a will, theres a way, and my sword will slip in
As the weeb of the discord, I guess I have to love that last one.
my one or a different one?
Bro tried to hold his breath til he dies
Friken Tuna man blaring the ear fuckery.
the ai magnet weapon shit HAS to get fixed
the ai will just completely miss you and their weapon just teleports into you
it's so fucking annoying
especially the spears
Yours was nice, but is that blood on your right hand???
dude misses 2 feet to the right and then the spear just phases into my heart killing me instantly
Wear red next time trooper, you’re embarrassing me.
do you have footage?
nah i didn't clip it but it happens ALL the time with spears
and the pitchfork
the ai will just clip that shit through your whole body
like if they miss off to the side it will sit there for a second then randomly teleport into you
they can be pretty quick with swings
i'll clip it next time
nah but like the shaft will be in your armpit so they have zero range of motion
then it just clips through you killing you instantly
ahhh theres your problem
it's like the ai doesn't need momentum for their swings
you are letting it touch you
happens with swords too
blades dont need momentum to cut you going in
all it has to do is drag the sharp across your flesh on the way out
meanwhile i get a running start and smack them in the fucking head with a two handed warhammer and it just bounces off like a wet napkin thrown at a tank
then how come i don't get to do that lmfao
clip it next time you notice it
now i wanna see
and spears don't have sharp edges anyway
some do
true but not the pitchfork or the regular spear
Mf parried the sword throw!
you swung the sword at him this isn't the same thing
it'd be like if the flat part of the sword was touching him then you tried to swing with no momentum and it instantly chops him in half
that's what happens to me
they just push weapons through you like a hot knife through butter
but i had no momentum going in, all of it was created after the blade was placed at the neck
that's not what i'm talking about though
could be collision thing? not sure i needa see a clippity clip dip
any suggestions on how to to craash during the ultimate challenge
parry this ya filthy casual
turn off blood
He said how to crash
turn on blood
oops lmao
suck up the pride and dunk your settings down one or two
and double check you're allocating enough RAM
nah nah its the blood
turn off blood
its a known thing
triple deflect when
Been don e
quadruple deflect when
yurr
n u r r
next you'll say 'download my mod'
please do
no
so harsh
ive been gone for 4 months i havent kept up with any of it
im just getting back
thanks
also just beat it without blood and no crashes 
my dumbass just reset as soon as i got it
wtf
my man is a master of cutting someone's arm off with zero windup
im gonna name every person who left hate comments on my mod
Mycool111
OrcaKilla2
Zoned0ut4sure
they are the wind up
there's no way you're on standard gore
wyd if you playfully slap someone and this happens
gruesome is peak
especially gruesome with no gore
no more twitchy leg syndrome
jank ass fuckin blunt damage
bro yoinked that shit
"youve lost your torture stick privleges"
you should add lightsabers tho
guess what
chrome334's lightsabre pack coming out soon
how the fuck am i meant to counter this shit 😭
what even IS this shit 😭
i'm fighting goku or something
you hit the fence lol
no not until i was already getting hit with the super player deleter 9000
back away and kick
this is the frame before it happened i'm not touching the fence
idk. physics be buggin
Any gayszlen?
P sure that counts as being a grabber
ah yes the can opener
he charged me so i embraced him
is it a glitch were your avatar becomes nude when u die and win a fight at the same time
yes
huh cool
It’s a known bug yes
Can always be replicated. Well…if you manage to do that
something difficult i found about parrying is that you often overextend into a position like zornhut
zornhut is a defensive retracted stance no?
it doesnt parry shit tho
its ts
have you tried lowering your guard and keeping your blade perpendicular to the opponet?
that's how i parry sometimes gng
does he know
me when my opponent pulls the circular footwork of doom and despair
bro that was so fast
after saying you play on low sens I imagine you with a ridiculously large mousepad and just violently swinging around your arm to do this
800 dpi?
give or take
i have above average sensitivity
