halfsword-chat-⚔

[livid shard]

SO I started no weapons

and im tryna run the pipe Ig

[bold sandal]

any tips for commoner boss?

[harsh imp]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kYDtseCTgLnLHjVNw?invite=cr-MSx3NDUsMjQ0Njc5MTYw&v=7
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kZPrgNIfj0OWX6w69?invite=cr-MSxZQ2csMjQ0Njc5MTYw&v=10
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kZsSZCAaNvSLFPgpe?invite=cr-MSxOc0wsMjQ0Njc5MTYw&v=5
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kWAdNhQPBPwlXEZZ0?invite=cr-MSx6WFosMjQ0Njc5MTYw&v=6

[ruby quail]

pitchfork

if you're trying to be flashy about it or want to use a sword, learn to deflect/parry

[harsh imp]

use this grip too for single legs

[livid shard]

That helps

[ruby quail]

impressive

[brave slate]

how can you share videos here?

[candid egret]

talk a lot

eventually u get to the rank

[brave slate]

i see

[candid egret]

where u can send pics

[harsh imp]

You have to get the proper level

[brave slate]

thank you

[harsh imp]

believe its either level 1 or 2

[candid egret]

np

[brave slate]

and where do i see my lvl?

[livid shard]

Is that a modded weapon

[harsh imp]

your server profile

[brave slate]

okay thx

[static acorn]

how do i download mods?

[harsh imp]

#modders-guild-hall

nexus mods has some i believe

[shell bronze]

no its the shortest commoner 2h sword and i've been using it for a long time

[modest kindle]

how do i pull off stuff like this

my willie always just lets go

literally every time

i go for any takedowns he just lets go for no reason

[harsh imp]

get good grips

good grips are the key to success

[modest kindle]

how

like a specific place on the body

??

[harsh imp]

yes, behind the knees, back of the upper leg area, ankles, are all good places to grip

[modest kindle]

i see

[tranquil horizon]

If you don't mind me asking, I've seen YouTube videos with people using overdeath, I've installed it and it doesn't work, could some give me a hand , would be much appreciated

[livid shard]

Yall got any tutorials for sword stuff

[soft yoke]

whats wrong w this photo?

[livid shard]

Like a vid I mean like picture those old minecraft how to build vids

[delicate delta]

I beat the demo for halfsword a while ago and was wondering if theres anyway to reset my progress

[soft yoke]

beat the ultimate challenge then do gauntlet again

[robust siren]

game is about dismembering people in the most violent ways possible but the name of a drug is automodded makes sense 🙏

we wouldn't want people seeing something like that in this server 😨 anyway where's the next clip of someone getting their skull flayed like they're in a Predator movie

[harsh imp]

halfsword album cover recreations go hard

[livid shard]

Wild

[analog zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-gif-gif-8524601943548603280

[keen forge]

Yrs

[small dove]

why is this a thing?

specifically why is it a thing in this server

[robust siren]

this server is a very family friendly place don't you know

[analog zenith]

no

it's just discord

[small dove]

discord server for a physics based fighting gore game that has sensitive content (gore) disabled...

[analog zenith]

if you kill a willie and break open his head it's blocked

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[delicate delta]

every time i get 4 or five waves into the ultimatye challenge my game has a popup error and then crashes

[kindred crypt]

uh are halfsword mods mostly safe? as when I downloaded one my pc gave a warning for trojanware

[lapis marsh]

If they’re from nexus mods, then yes they are

[still rock]

We need more brave stand clips!

[mellow sage]

Why do the hammers feel way to weak and way too heavy

Like in real life they were 6 pounds at most and meant to be mobile and fast

[still rock]

I feel like I see the polearm players build momentum.

[kindred crypt]

maybe yes

[mellow sage]

What’s that

But yeah why are hammers useless

[shell bronze]

sure

[harsh imp]

I agree with this guy

[still rock]

I just got double pinged and it scared me.

But yes, thank you! More brave stand!

[bronze elk]

I wish there was an option to be the lower tier character

[still rock]

Also, only scared me because I was lurking in gameplay footage.

[teal bobcat]

fotografy

[shell bronze]

feels good playing half sword on a windy sunny sunday

@still rock ask n receive

[bronze elk]

How long did it take for yall who have beat the baron challenge

[harsh imp]

do you use a graphics pack??

[shell bronze]

bullying shield user intermission

[shell bronze]

no

[shell bronze]

like 10-15 tries first time because i didn't know how to play

[harsh imp]

what graphics setting do you use then

[bronze elk]

bro

This is my 130th try right now

[still rock]

You’re already cracked, have you ever thought about just throwing on a little bit of armor to change up the play style a little? Like make your swings and movement more blocky for a challenge. Only asking, because, you already don’t get hit, might be a fun challenge specifically for you.

[lusty lion]

whens this update coming out half sword enhancher is under review rn

[still rock]

@shell bronze

[shell bronze]

that's literally how my samurai loadout goes

let me show you

[shell bronze]

high dx12

[still rock]

Ayyyy. Bout to say you really don’t get hit so if anything armor would make it harder for you.

[harsh imp]

ahh, if im on dx11 rn do you think itd be safe to switch over to dx12

[shell bronze]

and since there's armor i'm gonna do knight brave stand even though my samurai loadout kind of has only veteran+ armor

[shell bronze]

dx11 is stable

i only do dx12 because it looks a bit more nice and my gpu is new/good enough fo rit

[still rock]

Bro, I love trying it, but I almost never get kills fighting the knights in a 1v1.

[harsh imp]

idk if my gpu is good enough to switch over ngl

[still rock]

It’s basically dance around them wound them until they injure/kill me, then I usually just reroll for another 1v1 or a brave stand pref.

[bronze elk]

DX11 is made for older hardwear so i personally wouldnt

[harsh imp]

Ah ok sounds good

[mellow sage]

Any tips on how to make blunt weapons… work

[bronze elk]

aim for the head?

[harsh imp]

Yes! Drop the blunt weapon and just wrestle

[mellow sage]

I try but they just don’t gaf

It lands and they don’t react beyond that

[bronze elk]

Sometimes that happenes

you need a solid hit to stun them

[mellow sage]

*Every time

[bronze elk]

but once you do they are a still target

unlucky i guess

idk

[mellow sage]

Even when I do land one they just recover

[bronze elk]

i only got 25 hours in the game lmao

[mellow sage]

They’re fucking nerfed to hell

36

And every time I try blunt weapons they’re as useful as an inflatable hammer

[harsh imp]

how long have you been playing half sword for

for 25 hours i imagine maybe 2 or 3 weeks?

[bronze elk]

I got it on the 24th

[mellow sage]

I got on like… a few months ago

[harsh imp]

yeahh you dont wanna hear how many hours i have on the game

lets just say its around 500

[shell bronze]

@still rock

samurai loadout vs knight brave stand

[still rock]

I actually like the fit… what the fuck!!!

Yeah, I have no idea how you get the katana to do that. Whenever I use it, the blade just decides to turn dull.

Well obvious answer is I’m just ass, but it’s okay.

[shell bronze]

30 seconds start to finish @still rock

[shell bronze]

it's very realistic

[bronze elk]

Yall how do i defeat someone with the Plançon in the barron challenge?

[shell bronze]

one sided mid ass easily damaged slashing weapon with barely any thrust capabilities

[still rock]

Are you telling me I’m not samurai enough?!?!

[shell bronze]

i'm saying it's a mid ass weapon just like irl

[mental kelp]

No brother if they used it in war today it would cut clean through tank plates

[still rock]

Damn, I actually like the look of them though. Very cool until it breaks.

[mental kelp]

It was thusly banned at Geneva

[shell bronze]

had to shut these guys up rq

[shell bronze]

yeah they're very fragile

chip easily, need a lot of maintenance to stay sharp, can't swing them wrong or they actually break

samurai used polearms and bows more than anything else

[formal chasm]

[still rock]

I love how you actually embrace the character. RP as fuck! 🤣 The little circle in was peak.

[shell bronze]

they prided themselves on archery

[formal chasm]

folded 20 million times, quenched in gnome semen

blessed by allah, the virgin mary and buddha

[shell bronze]

nippon steel folded 1000 times (the steel sucked)

[sacred pond]

is there any gameplay footage from the gamescom splitscreen games?

[shell bronze]

this loadout is when i fully embrace the cheesy samurai shtick because it actually covers me enough to do so

kurosawa movie type bs

and it's pretty much how i cut stuff in my backyard

[bronze elk]

Do you regen health in the ult challenge?

[formal chasm]

only through forbidden rituals

[shell bronze]

the helmet is also open-faced just to really drive home the point

[bronze elk]

so no?

[shell bronze]

i would put an oni mask on but they don't have that in here

[formal chasm]

?on os

[still rock]

Damn, now that would be kinda sick. Actually sounds hella fun.

[shell bronze]

yeah it's a fun loadout

[formal chasm]

can you share it

[shell bronze]

idk how to

it's just veteran armor with the knight targe and metal shoes

and shoulder pads

[still rock]

I just read the funniest video explanation type shit!!!

Ahhh our young people are so… fun.. 😎 type shit!

[shell bronze]

i've played way too much longsword in this game to the point where i can immediately default to any stance from any given position

[still rock]

Ohhhh noooooo! 🤣

Welcome back!

[shell bronze]

@still rock

[still rock]

Listen here, type shit. Mostly just single player games, why do you ask?

[formal chasm]

you gotta use the loadout selector

and save it there

[shell bronze]

more half sword later today i'm going street racing again

see you in like 4-5h

[formal chasm]

today i will

[still rock]

Looks like my games only go as far as Project zomboid, arma reforger, CS, and bannerlord. But I haven’t played those games in ages.

[formal chasm]

just dont pull an RS6 on us buddy

[still rock]

Mostly just half sword now.

[shell bronze]

sorry fam i can't relate i ride with the propeller boys

[formal chasm]

wait what

[glass sand]

Eh idk the game still run well no matter how mny willies id dismembered however the playtest was the one which always had very low fps for me

[still rock]

I haven’t tried it, but I would only play it once and I would purposely make bad choices.

This is the way.

[glass sand]

For someone who hasnt played the game since almost 3 months maybe.... Have there been any major updates

[shell bronze]

bmw

[formal chasm]

huh you always striked me as a mazda guy

maybe even a subwau

subawu

[shell bronze]

fuck japanese cars

beyond boring and plain

[still rock]

Sir!! BMWs are expensive…

Well repairs and maintenance and you mentioned working on it. 😭

Isn’t it really hard to find parts for a BMW?

[shell bronze]

i cosplay and do airsoft and do guns and work on my cars myself this is cheap as hell

[shell bronze]

unless your bmw was made before 2000 the aftermarket support for BMWs is actually one of the finest

[rigid stirrup]

hit them in the head

[still rock]

I wanted one, but I was told they would break down and be a pain to fix.

[rigid stirrup]

the main trick with them is managing distance properly so you hit them with the head of the weapon, not the shaft

[formal chasm]

indeed

[shell bronze]

they're more maintenance heavy because a lot goes into making them smoother more fun and more engaging + advanced

pay to play

[still rock]

Well I believe it’s a luxury car, but yeah I just heard they were pricy.

[shell bronze]

for non enthusiasts just buy a toyota camry and be boring

[still rock]

Pay to play?!?

[shell bronze]

just the nature of owning cars like that

[shell bronze]

that's the terminology

you go fast stuff breaks fast

[still rock]

If I was gonna do that I would go on marketplace get a cheat beater and go take it on a joy ride.

[bronze elk]

Guys i was going to put on my breaks for what is eventually going to be my car (Volvo V70 XC 2000) and the calipers were wrong

:C

Just happened a few hours ago

[shell bronze]

but my personal anecdote is that my bmw (claimed to be the most unreliable inline 6 they ever made)

has done 200k miles without a major breakdown on factory transmission and motor

it's all small bs that happens to any old car that i fix in a few hours or less

[still rock]

Yeah, I’ve heard the feeling of driving BMWs were smooth.

[bronze elk]

Oh did you know that car comes with a stock turbocharged engine?

[shell bronze]

so did mine

i put bigger turbos in for the love of the game

turbos are common these days

[bronze elk]

but the thing is its not a race car at all

Its also got an inline 5 which is pretty rare :3

[mild umbra]

Hate it when my biggest opp in the last level is the game crashing...

[shell bronze]

baby v10

[still rock]

Well I assume the break down issues are for the average car owner, you seem to take care of your car and keep up with the management.

[formal chasm]

imagine if the engine shits its own guts in the next few hours

[bronze elk]

fr

[shell bronze]

that's ok i got my money's worth

[formal chasm]

would you honda swap it

[shell bronze]

i'll rebuild it

[bronze elk]

The V70 could actually be an insane sleeper car if the previous owner didnt leave it in a FUCKING FEILD FOR 3 YEARS

[shell bronze]

i change my oil every 5k and bmw i6t motors from this gen have forged internals though so i'm completely unbothered

my shit bulletproof and fast

[bronze elk]

The body is horrible and the suspention is shit

[formal chasm]

damnthats nice

im gonna assemble some turbo 4 banger some day

right now i just drive a shitty hyundai

[mild umbra]

Also probably biggest problem with the last level i have personally (besides the crashes) is that you need to collect the new gear whilst also fighting the new enemies.

[formal chasm]

but thats the fun part

the not so fun part is when you go to pick a weapon and your arms twist 180 degrees

and it causes you to fall sideways

[mild umbra]

Or your shield gets stuck because ya boy forgot how to use his arms.

[lapis marsh]

you COSPLAY AND DO AIRSOFT AS WELL????

RENESSANCE MAN????

[still rock]

He was showing me some of his cosplay, theyre kinda sick…

[lapis marsh]

next he'll be telling me he writes fanfic

[still rock]

I even got to see the goofy as orange barrel on one of his cosplays from a crossover.

[lapis marsh]

goofy huh

[still rock]

Goofy?!?! Noooooo!

I didn’t know!

[shell bronze]

i do everything mang

[shell bronze]

i hate to say it man....

[lapis marsh]

no shot

[shell bronze]

i indeed do creative writing

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[shell bronze]

not necessarily fanfic but it's pretty damn close

[shell bronze]

yeah lmao i ripped it off

[still rock]

Hua hua hua hua, @lapis marsh can I come back now, sire? Hua hua.

[lapis marsh]

explode

[still rock]

💀

Hua hua.

[still rock]

I just point it out, because, you almost had another perfect cosplay. You couldn’t rip it off before the event?

[shell bronze]

they would've kicked me out of the convention

[still rock]

Yeah, I had a feeling, but why do they let some people in without the little orange tip?

I feel like it would be universal, but I’ve seen a few dead pool cosplays walking around conventions without the orange indicator.

My bad, searched it up, from what I read, they made them and aren’t required to put one on.

[bronze hearth]

i fucking hate pitchfork

[still rock]

I’m getting up to play, I need to hear the beautiful clink clanks.

[bronze hearth]

i prefer flesh sound

[timid imp]

trying to get used to maintaining distance again

[mellow sage]

I do but they don’t care how hard I hit in face

[rigid stirrup]

it usually does the trick

[still rock]

He has it all. 🤣

[rigid stirrup]

one good hit to the head stuns them

[mellow sage]

I’ve done it a a million time

[rigid stirrup]

and lets you follow up with another blow to knock them down

[mellow sage]

And they never stun

For me at least

Idk why

[still rock]

I usually fight unarmored, but I try to tap swords as much as possible. I get both?

[mellow sage]

I have better luck hitting their legs

[rigid stirrup]

well send a video

[mellow sage]

I do semi armored

[mellow sage]

One sec

[bleak comet]

Is it weird I prefer blunt weapons over swords

[still rock]

Yes yes, this is the way.

[lapis marsh]

no

not at all

[mellow sage]

I do too but bonk stopped working

[bleak comet]

Fr

[lapis marsh]

not on polearms

[mellow sage]

Sword boring

[rigid stirrup]

in a physics based game like this they're probably better

[mellow sage]

Oh no I use hammers

[rigid stirrup]

i hope they add flails

those will be fun

[bleak comet]

True

[still rock]

What?!? Blasphemy?!?! Blasphemy against the BONK! What do you mean it doesn’t work?

[mellow sage]

That’s… not a blunt weapon…

[rigid stirrup]

the greatswords are funny because willie has no clue how to use them

[bronze hearth]

Well you can tank blunt weapons but most of the time not swords

[tender quest]

it is now

[lapis marsh]

use polehammers then

[rigid stirrup]

they're less immediately lethal yeah

[bleak comet]

It's better for stun tho

[mellow sage]

THATS WHAT I USE
But they no work

[rigid stirrup]

really they should be better against unarmoured opponents than they are currently

and maybe not so good against armoured ones

[mellow sage]

And armored

[rigid stirrup]

they're great against armoured guys

[bleak comet]

Yea

[mellow sage]

The whole point of them is cave helmet

That’s the whole point

[rigid stirrup]

ehh thats a bit of a misconception

[bleak comet]

Yea

[mellow sage]

Cut for meaty bits blunt for hard bits

[lapis marsh]

aim for the head

[mellow sage]

I
Fucking
Do

[lapis marsh]

then it might be a skill issue

[mellow sage]

I’ll send a video in a bit but no matter how many hits I have better luck kicking

[bleak comet]

I usually go with a blunt to stun then switch and chop their legs off

[rigid stirrup]

plate armour is very very good at defending against all kinds of damage

[bronze hearth]

try hitting his willie dih

[lapis marsh]

not blunt

[rigid stirrup]

and blunt damage is very effective against unarmoured people, ofc

[lapis marsh]

eh

[humble bloom]

Caving in armor, or piercing would be difficult even with a weapon designed to do it.
With melee weapons at least

[rigid stirrup]

^

[bleak comet]

Shiny name shiny good

[mellow sage]

I’m just gonna say what Google told me
Yes, blunt weapons can be effective against armor by transmitting force to the wearer, causing trauma to bones and internal organs even without penetration. While blunt weapons don't typically pierce plate armor, they are very effective against chainmail and gambesons by crushing the metal or fabric layers and the underlying padding. Specialized weapons like the warhammer sometimes featured a spike to exploit armor weaknesses, and against modern body armor, blunt force is a significant concern despite the lack of penetration.

[rigid stirrup]

chainmail or other kinds of armour then yes its more of a possibility

but plate armour? you cant just whack it with a mace

[mellow sage]

The whole point is the transmit force without penetration

[bronze hearth]

this game should have chain armor too

[mellow sage]

Blunt weapons don't need to break through plate armor to be effective. Instead, they dent the armor and transfer force to the wearer's bones and organs.

Literally a line down bro

[bleak comet]

I wonder if they will ever add bow and arrow

[still rock]

Seen some videos not sure how strong the guys were, but it just made little baby dents.

[mellow sage]

Like I’ve been saying they cave the heads

[north hamlet]

pls make this game more gory

[mellow sage]

The armor

[simple vale]

moment
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/l0IKleZF5-ESf-KMx?invite=cr-MSxya1AsMjI0NjEzMjc3

[rigid stirrup]

i know lol but plate armour is good at distributing blunt impacts as well

[north hamlet]

like add guts and viscera, etc

[mellow sage]

… it’s already

[mellow sage]

It does

[bronze hearth]

it would be very bad in a duel unless its bow vs bow

[north hamlet]

theres no guts or discernable organs tho

its just blood and raw red

[rigid stirrup]

with a large polearm that has a lot of leverage behind it you'd be more successful

[bleak comet]

True but it could be in spoilage

[rigid stirrup]

but a one handed mace isn't going to nullify a suit of armour

[mellow sage]

Cut a fucker in half and you see his lungs and stomach

[still rock]

There was a sneak peak at a crossbow.

[north hamlet]

hmm ive never seen the individual organs

[mellow sage]

I’m referring to two handed warhammers

[simple vale]

it will be im pretty sure
old demos let you cut out intestines annd smash a guys head into bits of skull and brain matter

i cann assume the devs will at some point readd these features to the finished game

[humble bloom]

So yeah, you arent caving it in.
The game I think is reasonable with blunt damage against armor.

The skull and limbs can be broken little by little, but against the chestplate it will do very little.
I think certain parts of the chestplate might be weaker and actually simulated ingame but Its hard to test outside the main menu.

[north hamlet]

only some bits of bone, and raw flesh

[lapis marsh]

it was in the old demo

[mellow sage]

Again just bisect

[north hamlet]

yeah that would be4 cool

[north hamlet]

oh ok

i like to make them suffer after i beat them

[mellow sage]

I’m saying against the head not the chest I’m not stupid

[north hamlet]

i cut off their arms and legs and then cut them in half

[rigid stirrup]

i think helmets aren't really good enough against blunt impacts ingame currently

they act as if willie isn't wearing any sort of padding underneath

[bronze hearth]

try breaking them and watch them suffer

[bleak comet]

[rigid stirrup]

so a couple swings of a mace can knock you out cold

[north hamlet]

oh yeah with blunt force weapons

[humble bloom]

And you can bresk their shit in if you hit them in the head.
I have a clip or two. Hold on.

[simple vale]

and heres a clearer image of the insides of willy
where you cann see that he still does have organs even if you cant cut them out like old demos

[mellow sage]

Try it… a couple of times with a war hammer

[north hamlet]

in spoilance i like to use the 2-handed candlestick holder and stab them with the point bit

[rigid stirrup]

you can dent armour but you cant cave it in ingame

[north hamlet]

oh yeah when the exposted organs arent all covered in blood u can actually see

[mellow sage]

I do the same and it won’t work with a warhammer but it does with a mace I don’t fucking know anymore

[still rock]

Could be an idea for a YouTube series though. Someone just spawning in Willie and running some dmg test against armored and fleshy targets with a variety of weapons.

[rigid stirrup]

btw this isn't an A.I summary is it lol

[mellow sage]

God I need to log off I’m gonna have a fucking aneurism if my dumb ass can’t explain this properly

[hasty musk]

why can't i wrestle good in this game anymore

[rigid stirrup]

washed up like mike tyson

[lapis marsh]

it is yeah

[mellow sage]

The only other shit was dnd related

[hasty musk]

😭

[bleak comet]

[simple vale]

yeah you used to be able to do that
i got a few images of the crushing skulls annd intestines i mentioned from old demos

[mellow sage]

Holy what the fuck I’m glad that’s gone

[bleak comet]

Unrealistic

[mellow sage]

Please spoiler that

Jesus fuck

[bleak comet]

Why

[north hamlet]

man seeing that puts a smile on my face

[bronze hearth]

i wonder if we will get them back in release

[north hamlet]

reminds me of happy wheels style gore

[bleak comet]

Fr

[mellow sage]

That’s worse than current max gore i fucking hate that

[hasty musk]

old demos had literal organs and stuff now its just blood and the insides are just covered

[north hamlet]

hopefully they add this option back

[still rock]

People recommended stunning them with a punch first.

There is also a grapplers guild if you need a touch up.

[north hamlet]

maybe even add shit that sprays out from the large intestines when u cut them open too

[rigid stirrup]

its a bit excessive but its also unrealistic currently where hitting someone in the head with a polehammer just knocks them out

[bleak comet]

You must have a hard time playing half sword if you don't like gore

[formal chasm]

why did they remove it

[rigid stirrup]

medieval weapons could cave in skulls and such

[mellow sage]

I don’t but the gore isn’t that bad compared to that holy fuck

[hasty musk]

yea i watched them but its still hard because they just wont get down

[rigid stirrup]

they're reworking the gore system

[hasty musk]

before i used to be able to like lift them

and slam them

[simple vale]

im hoping for a mix between the 2 when the games finished
i'd love to be able to crush skulls and have em leak organs with the new slicing system

[mellow sage]

They probably got ptsd from this shit

[bleak comet]

I think gores the best part I love glory kills

[bronze hearth]

Its coming back?

[formal chasm]

in mexico thats just a normal tuesday

[simple vale]

true

[rigid stirrup]

i got ptsd from half sword 😰

[mellow sage]

I pray for you

[hasty musk]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/l0IwSuhzLfQCY7JzJ?invite=cr-MSxGOVksMzI3ODAyOTg5&v=6

this is the best i got

[rigid stirrup]

yeah i believe so

not exactly as it was

[still rock]

Yeah, if you just talking about coming back and feeling a little like they changed the game, I feel it too. Just watch some of your old content, I don’t think they’ve changed the game like that recently.

[hasty musk]

wasnt even a real slam

[north hamlet]

its fun to play with their bodies after u kill them too xd

[bleak comet]

I hope half sword full version is free but it's fine if it ain't I'm still paying

[rigid stirrup]

it wont be free lol

[mellow sage]

It won’t

[bleak comet]

Understandable

[still rock]

lol just flicked his head into the floor.

[rigid stirrup]

it'll probably be like $30

[formal chasm]

it probablly wont be expensive

[lapis marsh]

it wont be im pretty sure

[humble bloom]

Fun fact, no real gore is used as reference in half swords gore system.
Not even medical gore.

[north hamlet]

nah it wont be 30 bucks when its a small indie game

its prob gonna be like 15 bucks

but even if it was 30 bucks id still buy it bc its worth

this game is very fun

[still rock]

Might have been the bruised armpit.

[formal chasm]

indeed. an opened body doesnt look like that at all

[rigid stirrup]

do you use medieval medical manuscripts

[mellow sage]

Why do I keep coming here I just exhaust myself since I can’t verbalize jack shit

[rigid stirrup]

like this guy

(average willie after final challenge)

[bronze hearth]

[bleak comet]

He is fine he just needs bloodletting

[untold yarrow]

is there a mod to play multiplayer ?! online ?

[mellow sage]

No

[rigid stirrup]

i think he's already let out a lot of blood

[formal chasm]

nah this dude gonna be shitting iron for at least a week

[bleak comet]

Lol

[rigid stirrup]

no, but local multiplayer is planned

it was showcased at gamescom

[mellow sage]

How do yall verbalize shit effectively every time I try to explain stuff I do it wrong

[bleak comet]

Ask gpt

[formal chasm]

snagdwjkhd mlhamwhlkwdhl

[rigid stirrup]

👎

[mellow sage]

Why do I keep doing this to myself

[rigid stirrup]

read what you type out to yourself before you press enter

[bronze hearth]

i wonder if we will get more gamemodes

[formal chasm]

朋友，言语很难表达

[mellow sage]

I mean I can’t ever get my point across correctly

[still rock]

The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy own the lake!!!

[rigid stirrup]

the steam page videos show off all kinds of different maps with like a dozen willies

some kind of proper battle would be cool but it would be hell on my PC

[mellow sage]

我明白。

[bleak comet]

People should totally send their best clips for half sword cause I can't be bothered to get up

[ruby quail]

the game is still a demo too

[formal chasm]

medical student...

[still rock]

Awhhhhh!

[ruby quail]

aww, they're kissing

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[bronze hearth]

They need a loot more optimisation

i even lag in carnage sometimes

[rigid stirrup]

my favourite half sword photos are ones that capture movement

[formal chasm]

im gonna be rich

[vital torrent]

i dont think they has balls to watch liveleak gore

[rigid stirrup]

i always try to do that in my pictures

[north hamlet]

sadistic.pl is also good

[north hamlet]

and seepeopledie

[rigid stirrup]

the overly edited poses aren't really interesting imo

[ruby quail]

lipstick

[vital torrent]

did they working?

[north hamlet]

yeah

[bleak comet]

I saw a guy cut off his balls before so technically true

[north hamlet]

sadistic works

[mellow sage]

I don’t think that has anything to do with balls and has everything to do with sanity

[rigid stirrup]

i dont think that would be useful for this game lol

[north hamlet]

wait

mb

[formal chasm]

what do u mean by that

[mellow sage]

Think I need to leave this server

[north hamlet]

its watchpeopledie.tv

[vital torrent]

need a tourniquet to stop bleeding

[bronze hearth]

this shi is clickbait all i get is a goddamn hammer

[simple vale]

you think there will be a way to switch from 2 handed grip to one handed

i have a few clips where i try to switch to halfswording and it ends up looking like i punch the guy instead
and i think it would be cool to do that intentionally

[mellow sage]

I’m saying I don’t think they wanna watch real people die for a fucking video game

[rigid stirrup]

looking at actual gore for video games has been practice in the past though

[mellow sage]

Nothing to do with balls

[north hamlet]

the long candlestick holder is so good in spoilance

[humble bloom]

Oh my god shut the fuck up.
This wasnt an invitation to talk about your unhealthy coping mechanisms

[rigid stirrup]

like for the more recent mortal combat games i think

[north hamlet]

u just 1 shot every1 with the pointy bit

[bleak comet]

Curbstomping is the worst gore I think I've seen

[rigid stirrup]

its pretty fucked up

[mellow sage]

And every time it ended with traumatizing the devs

[vital torrent]

what you mean sanity

[still rock]

HEDGE BORN!

[ruby quail]

all I get is a candlestick, the smol one

[formal chasm]

brother im not even sure yall should be sharing these links here

[rigid stirrup]

yeah its not good

[bronze hearth]

yeah but it gets boring

[rigid stirrup]

people who watch gore are weird

[vital torrent]

no?

[bleak comet]

If your talking about Vicky fr

[humble bloom]

No

[mellow sage]

If you do any research on people who did that they’re either messed up or traumatized

[rigid stirrup]

well you can press x to put it in your left hand

[torpid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/beastars-season-3-legoshi-legosi-headphones-gif-11318262121557340607

[rigid stirrup]

if you're half swording

[mellow sage]

Well fuck you too

[formal chasm]

oh i think i get it. no one likes balls anyways

[vital torrent]

yeah that's me

[simple vale]

neat

[mellow sage]

https://tenor.com/view/extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-buzzer-sound-buzzer-jarvis-play-the-extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-sound-jarvis-gif-4937353270264763123

[rigid stirrup]

usually it happens unintentionally though

[bleak comet]

Sorry vro your just saying so much

[rigid stirrup]

when your character physically cant grasp the weapon with both hands because of how you've moved it

[humble bloom]

We dont need to know any of this, you dont have to tell us what sketchy websites you go to.

[vital torrent]

ok sorry

[neon prairie]

as if gore isnt on all platforms lol

[bleak comet]

Yes I don't recommend to watch gore

[rigid stirrup]

like in this photo for example

[mellow sage]

Doesn’t mean you should share where to watch it

[formal chasm]

yea isnt that against the rules lol

[still rock]

You are all Hedge born!

[rigid stirrup]

i cant remember the last time i've seen anything like that

[bleak comet]

Why does bro look like knight from clash royale

[mellow sage]

What the ever loving fuck does that mean

[vital torrent]

funky town

when???

[rigid stirrup]

fun fact thats actually the A.I doing that to me

[still rock]

Idk do you not listen to Willie?

[rigid stirrup]

only time thats ever happened

[rigid stirrup]

you're not funny bro

[mellow sage]

I do
What the fuck is hedge born

[neon prairie]

insta reels algorithm be showing gore like once a week

[still rock]

When he opens his mouth to bless you with his slurs do you not listen and ponder the meaning of life?

[tender quest]

talking about it is mostly fine to an extent, but posting images is a defo no no

[rigid stirrup]

someone who was born in a hedge

a brokie

[still rock]

I am he!

The born of the hedge!

[mellow sage]

Okay… the fuck does that mean

[bleak comet]

What annoys me most is hearing him screaming into my ear while I try to clutch up with 1 arm and and a barstool against a fully armoured knight

[rigid stirrup]

a hedge

[bronze hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-karayilan-black-mamba-gif-479237278654766074

[rigid stirrup]

like a bush

shrubbery

[humble bloom]

Someone who is of low social status, a peasant.

[still rock]

He just told you!!! It means a brokie!!

[mellow sage]

Why would anyone be born there and why is that an insult

[bleak comet]

Bruh

[rigid stirrup]

well its not completely literal lol

[mellow sage]

It doesn’t imply that at all though what does being born on a hedge have to do with being broke

That’s just giving birth early

[rigid stirrup]

its like how someone might say that someone with bad manners was born in a barn

[mellow sage]

Inopportune time

[mellow sage]

I never got that either

[neon prairie]

i gave all my money to a hedge fund and now im so flippin rich so i disagree

[formal chasm]

i smell some hedgephobia coming from yall...

[still rock]

Only one born of the hedge may decipher the language of the great forbearers.

[tender quest]

whats the point in arguing old ass insults from medieval times

[mellow sage]

Why do people say shit that doesn’t make any god damn sense

[bleak comet]

If someone called you a b word would you take it as you being called a female dog?

[rigid stirrup]

language is not perfectly logical

[formal chasm]

dont bring god into this

[simple vale]

what do we think about this totally intentional disarm,..,

[mellow sage]

Well yeah… it implies you’re being yappy and annoying… like a dog… who happens to be female

[mellow sage]

Sorry
Meant gosh damn

[still rock]

One must not be mad that he is not chosen for the wisdom of the hedge, one must only ponder why not thy. 🤔

[rigid stirrup]

tuff

[mellow sage]

I hate English

[bleak comet]

... Sure 🙂 👍

[rigid stirrup]

thats one of the reasons battle axes were used right? you can hook your opponent's weapon

[vital torrent]

why

[rigid stirrup]

is it not your first language?

[mellow sage]

It makes 0 sense

[tender quest]

there are other language channels for you to use

[rigid stirrup]

all languages have sayings like that

[mellow sage]

It is and I still fucking hate it

[rigid stirrup]

alright

[mellow sage]

I mean the eigh thing

And everything like that

Where it’s nonsense we just put up with

[rigid stirrup]

its not nonsense, its language

its the product of millenia of communication

[bleak comet]

Does anyone have that shitty minion gif from tiktok on holster

[formal chasm]

@slow anchor skullface right here

[rigid stirrup]

can you be more specific

[humble bloom]

Well, i guess a possible origin would be that because peasants would be of low social status. Women might give birth while they are working trimming the hedges.
Or at least the higher social classes would assume that happens because basically all peasants would have to be working or doing chores all the time.
Hence, hedgeborn

[rigid stirrup]

lol

[mellow sage]

It’s ee or ie not eigh that’s just… not making sense

[bleak comet]

The one where he is holding his dih

[still rock]

…

[still rock]

What happened to him.

[torpid mortar]

i ringed him out like a towel

[mellow sage]

I’m not a red noseless n[ot gonna say that] what the fuck?

[still rock]

Wait that adds a whole new light…

[mellow sage]

And no not the n word the 30s German guys

[mental kelp]

Flibbertigibbet

[mellow sage]

Just realized the implication

[formal chasm]

its a mgsv reference

[bleak comet]

I keep hearing them say the n word

[mellow sage]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-gif-23861497

[slow anchor]

Why'd you ping me bro 😭

[vital torrent]

does he know????

[humble bloom]

Yeah you made it worse by censoring yourself, I had to double check and see that you were talking about skullface

[still rock]

Sometimes I dream about cheese. 🧀

[formal chasm]

because i love you

and youre posting mgsv clips

[mellow sage]

I mean a n[ineteen 30s German extremist]

[vital torrent]

they put something in water

[rigid stirrup]

will the other halfsword characters have other voice actors

or will your voice be the only one present ingame?

[mellow sage]

I’m not a yatzee

[formal chasm]

youre actually mistaking skullface for red skull

[neon prairie]

can you not say nazi

[bleak comet]

Yoo are you the guy screaming into my ear while I battle with one arm

[slow anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1406839228800696482/ff956305-df90-49d9-8ec6-2b76109bc1b2.gif

[still rock]

You’re not the man I thought you were.

[mellow sage]

What?

[rigid stirrup]

metal gear solid: salad eater

[mellow sage]

Isn’t hydra the Nono German people

[vital torrent]

what you thought?

[rigid stirrup]

you dont have to censor yourself

its not tiktok

[mellow sage]

I just don’t like saying it

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-face-gif-21155301

[formal chasm]

nah skullface aint a nazi

[still rock]

Can’t you see I’m busy?

[slow anchor]

He's talking about this guy

[humble bloom]

I'm the only officially hired voice actor that I know of at this time.

[bleak comet]

Whyd you censor nazi

[neon prairie]

TW: FASCIST GROUP!!! nazi /srs

[mellow sage]

You said red skull
Red skull is a Nazi
He’s part of hydra

[rigid stirrup]

mfw willie gets unalived

[formal chasm]

nah

[mellow sage]

I should just leave and play pump it up rise

[still rock]

@vital torrent theyre all gmod murder references, sorry.

[slow anchor]

He said skullface tho

[formal chasm]

touch some grass youre way too antsy

[mellow sage]

Wait what

[still rock]

I was just quoting the voice lines.

[rigid stirrup]

i was also curious as to what accent you have, and if willie's accent is the same as your normal accent?

[mellow sage]

No I think I need glasses

[bleak comet]

⚠️ 💀

[rigid stirrup]

i'm not sure what accent willie is supposed to have

[vital torrent]

i only know about a cheese and water voicelines

the most popular ones

[mellow sage]

And why do people say go touch grass
I do I go outside and enjoy nature daily what does that have to do with this

[rigid stirrup]

cheese and water?

[still rock]

Amazing lines, but now I have HEDGE BORN?!?!

[formal chasm]

idk

[rigid stirrup]

cheese in half sword when

[still rock]

Now one like…

🧀

Or like a wheel?

[rigid stirrup]

since its back in the day a wheel would make more sense i think

you could bash someone over the head with it

[neon prairie]

add cheesewheel prop to abyss

[mellow sage]

Looks tastey doesn’t it

[still rock]

He answered before I could even ask…

[bleak comet]

Take it this way , if you try find logicalicallity in everyday phrases and everything you do all you will do is waste your time . Unless you want to be a philosophical person

[still rock]

I do love cheese!

Some might call me a rat.

🐀

[formal chasm]

i think were dealing with someone autistic here

[humble bloom]

I thought there was a cheese wheel wip post. But it turned out to be horse shit.

[bleak comet]

Me?

[mellow sage]

I just need to leave humanity
I’m not trying to find logistics I just don’t know what the fuck you mean

[mellow sage]

Me
Yeah I do have that

[neon prairie]

That guy speaking NPC dialogue

[mellow sage]

No… very much me

[bleak comet]

I see

[vital torrent]

who

[neon prairie]

🐀

[still rock]

If I eat half of your crayons would that help you brother? I am hungyy!

[mellow sage]

Can we agree to stop using nonsense phrases and just say what we mean

[vital torrent]

real

[rigid stirrup]

some kind of german i'd assume

[vital torrent]

czech maybe

[rigid stirrup]

thats an old version

[mellow sage]

Yeah

[rigid stirrup]

they're reworking the gore system

[mellow sage]

I’m… good without it

[bleak comet]

I kinda stopped counting after the glitter one so I don't know what half would be

[still rock]

I will help you figure it out, then we can go splitsies.

[neon prairie]

Im pretty sure playing on max gore settings makes the enemies easier to kill

[slow anchor]

If it is, it must be old

[vital torrent]

[mellow sage]

Finally a language I understand
Eating crayons

[bleak comet]

Yes

[mellow sage]

https://tenor.com/view/crayonmunch-gif-15827279450659787579

[rigid stirrup]

yeah it doesn't sound like any german accent i've heard

[still rock]

I like the blue ones, I hope you didn’t go ham on them.

[formal chasm]

object permanence is a hard thing man

you split something in half then suddenly half your shit disappears

[mellow sage]

I have the object permanence of a goldfish, or the average random teammate

[formal chasm]

then you gotta split it again

[bleak comet]

Tru

[still rock]

Yooooo do you remember the episode of sponge bob with the chocolate bars?

That’s me…

[formal chasm]

nah

[slow anchor]

That reminds me of that one terrible streamer that begs for money and forgets enemies exist the second they leave his screen

[still rock]

Damn, did you even watch sponge bob?

[neon prairie]

When patrick gets his chocolate stolen or when they were selling the chocolate???

[slow anchor]

He is literally like an enemy in a bad stealth game

[neon prairie]

very important

[formal chasm]

who

[slow anchor]

Idk

[formal chasm]

nope

[still rock]

When it was “stolen” 🤣

[slow anchor]

He played doom and got shit on

[neon prairie]

hohoho brilliant joke!! Bravo!!

[still rock]

NOW IM GOING TO STARVE!!!

[slow anchor]

He plays everything and gets shit on

[mellow sage]

I need to delete halfsword and play mgs2 on the PlayStation 2

[slow anchor]

And then he stops playing the game when people don't donate enough

[bleak comet]

Very good laughable a knee slapper

[formal chasm]

lol

[still rock]

Thank you, thank you!

[shell bronze]

that was very fun

[mellow sage]

Good bye another discord server… I need to talk to less people

[neon prairie]

Oh when the gluttonous sponge steals from the starving starfish

[mental kelp]

It is English

[formal chasm]

is it asmongold

[slow anchor]

But asmon only plays WoW

[formal chasm]

i have no idea then

[rigid stirrup]

i feel like if everyone ingame was wearing bascinets instead of sallets they'd be much better off

even open faced bascinets

[slow anchor]

He is so bad at games

He would probably manage to die in dmc2

[formal chasm]

kai cenat?

thats gotta be it dude

[rigid stirrup]

i really dont understand the purpose of wearing a german style sallet without a bevor

[slow anchor]

No he's a small streamer

[formal chasm]

....

[rigid stirrup]

you dont have good visibility and your whole neck and jaw is exposed

[still rock]

Hey, just curious, but do you play on low sensitivity?

[formal chasm]

we really live in an era where mfs are listing streamers like theyre actors

[formal chasm]

its the only way

[still rock]

I play 400dpi with max sense. It’s not crazy, but I can’t make movements like clueless.

[vital torrent]

wth 400 dpi

[still rock]

It’s kind of useful though, sometimes when my sword is completely I still managed to swipe hard enough to cut someone’s chest despite the blade almost already touching his body before motion was added.

[rigid stirrup]

yeah the issue with low sensitivity is that it makes slicing attacks hard

sometimes i end up with my blade against my opponents neck and i cant really do anything

[formal chasm]

nah dude its perfect

let me see

im running 2650dpi with average sens in game

you just need enough dpi to reliably keep your sword centered

by that i mean you just need to lower it enough

[shell bronze]

medium-low yeah

[vital torrent]

hello

[shell bronze]

@still rock some fun wrist slitting and blood wringing action

[still rock]

Nvm I rewatched the clip and I fing flung that thing into his stomach.

[shell bronze]

i cracked open his wrist and put him in that arm lock for a hot minute, then took his sword

[still rock]

Yeah my cuts are never deep, but I don’t even carry through on all of my swings that get kills. Sometimes I throw the sword from a random direction then go to my other hand to charge something else up.

[shell bronze]

you dual wield full length long swords in armor deep cuts are a bonus

[rigid stirrup]

the most satisfying thing for me is when you cleanly slice of a hand

[shell bronze]

yeah those are fun

[still rock]

The control is crazy, I’m holding my sword out and hoping I can get the attack angle to match up with their swing, it’s hard to stay in the guard box in my case with higher sens.

[rigid stirrup]

once in commoner tier, we both had longswords, i severed both his hands in the space of a second

i wish i had recorded it idk how it even happened

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1411590646090829918/2F29A01.MP4?ex=68b5de7c&is=68b48cfc&hm=b2cf42e15195738906cbe64b5cf802e2aea6c79329e78182ffa5357e03c09f10&

[shell bronze]

count dooku'd

[still rock]

I need to actually play today, but I’m stuck binge watching horror movies. Also, @shell bronze can you send me the Samurai build…?

I must embrace the weeb and go even further, go plus ultra…

[shell bronze]

if i know how to

i'm still out rn on my way to the next meet/race

[still rock]

If you can’t get it working no worries.

[shell bronze]

i can tell you what goes into it

[stone lintel]

How do i download halfsword 2

[formal chasm]

the problem with low tier is i often kill them before even getting a parry

[still rock]

Oh yeah and 100% take your time, I’m chilling.

[neon prairie]

www.halfsword2.net

[stone lintel]

Thanks!

[still rock]

That works too.

[neon prairie]

another knucklehead fooled

[still rock]

Just dm me if you do it that way so I don’t have to dig in the chat, please.

[shell bronze]

will do

if i dont then remind me

[still rock]

Ty Ty!

[still rock]

Are you a baby OVRDTH or is he a baby version of you?

[still rock]

Nice little movement.

[bleak comet]

HALF SWORD 2 YOU SPEAK OF?

[stone lintel]

Yes

[bleak comet]

OH DO I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU

[stone lintel]

Just downloaded it, for some reason its called “malware”

[bleak comet]

free no virus free

[vital torrent]

sex update no virus half sword

[bleak comet]

Well I made a mal- cough cough I mean free half sword 2

[still rock]

When can I wine and dine Willie???

[bleak comet]

Based off the you are an idiot virus

[stone lintel]

Oh boy! May i have this said free half sword 2?

[bleak comet]

Yes

[pearl ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1401415487556026478/HalfSwordUE5_2025-08-03_00-00-57.mp4?ex=68b5c421&is=68b472a1&hm=bdceb022d30798d2e51002a4d71158a70da5b3038780ca7cc2a0a669d1cab56c&

[formal chasm]

thanks daddy

[bleak comet]

Sec I'll send it to you

[vital torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086506182090440794/1278117174858223677/halfpump3.mov?ex=68b61c60&is=68b4cae0&hm=76d4e9f13c9078e8e0914471c2de795b9b8b6bb44b60d8bc56fa6ccce3388a7b&

[stone lintel]

Ok

[vital torrent]

epic emb failure

[bleak comet]

@stone lintel I sent you half sword 2 also known as full sword

[still rock]

Jamie… as in Jamie Lannister?!

[stone lintel]

Thanks!

[pearl ferry]

Trvth Nvke

[stone lintel]

Why is it called malware 2025fullsword

[still rock]

You did it twice…

[bleak comet]

Uhhhh

Free no virus free

[stone lintel]

Ohhhh

Ok

[wary tinsel]

I think I'm starting to get "better" at swinging but it's still kinda sloppy

If anyone wanna give some tips there's like a 10 second video in #game-footage-🎮🎥

Pretty sure I hit the dude with the handle though

I'm not good at distance

[bleak comet]

Your probably better than me but you can raise your halberd at a 45 degree angle so gravity can help

But like I started today so don't trust me

[still rock]

Not bad, but try to hit them with the sharp part.

[wary tinsel]

😭

The hardest part is distance

Cus it's not like you're actually there

It's a videogame character holding a videogame weapon

[still rock]

This is all that matters, unless you want to be cracked like clueless.

[wary tinsel]

I think I just need to keep playing tbh

This might be one of those games

[still rock]

Distancing is the easiest way to win the fight, unless you want to get close and get good at parrying. OPTION THREE, FLAIL YOUR ARMS AND PRAY TO THE GOOD LORD!

[stone lintel]

How do i update the enhancer? Keeps saying file size is too small

Or something like that

[bleak comet]

Download full sword there's no problems

[still rock]

You have a big pole though, I recommend option one or three.

[stone lintel]

Its still downloading

[bleak comet]

I also have a big poke

Pole

Yknow I'm just gonna go to bed now

[still rock]

BIG POKE GO BRRRRRR?

[bleak comet]

Fr

[still rock]

Fr fr.

😂

[wary tinsel]

Idk how people do some arm movements

Like some people can control the blade so well it literally just looks like vr

But they're able to control the rotation of the blade

Or their wrist ig

Idk how

[formal chasm]

polearms are harder than longswords...

[still rock]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184

Welcome brother, I invite you to a land of wonder!

[wary tinsel]

Bro what is this

Bro is spinning the pole

[still rock]

Unfortunately I was banned from my guild, they do not see the way of the weeb.

[wary tinsel]

This isn't kung fu panda 💔

[still rock]

One day I will crush them!

[formal chasm]

bro is not doing fine

[still rock]

THE DAY OF THE RAT WILL COME! 🐀

[wary tinsel]

I'm gonne encorporate emoting into my moveset

Midway through the match when he's clearly losing I'm gonna pull a little "please don't hurt me" emote on him

Like the G emote

[still rock]

Figure out how to twirl it above your head like a helicopter, please.

Ohhhh, that’s way less cool.

Can’t like strike him with a monk pose where you do the splits or something?

[wary tinsel]

Wait

I just popped up a weapon wheel or something

What was that 💀

Idk how I did it

[mental kelp]

R

[restive barn]

haha no youre not

[restive barn]

you literally need to grip flip to use it

[humble bloom]

Sometimes when I hit them in a vital I hold g out of habit before the you won text, so its like im mocking them as they die.

[bronze hollow]

hey can anyone tell me how to post photos I've gotten ingame to the photography chat?

[formal chasm]

lol me too

[formal chasm]

whats this abomination

[restive barn]

sord

[humble bloom]

go to steam
right click half sword
go to manage
click browse local files

Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots
to access your ingame screenshots and drag them to post them into photography like you would any other file.

[bronze hollow]

thank you

[still rock]

Like as in... I can come home??

[restive barn]

no comment

[still rock]

Damn, im just gonna spam the chat with weeb shit.

This is how I will bring suffering to the blademasters.

[still rock]

What is with everyone kissing today?

[humble bloom]

bro is gonna be concrete eater 10

[tender quest]

omg where?

[humble bloom]

reverse grip mace when

[still rock]

Somebody else posted a picture oh him kissing his opponent.

[restive barn]

lowk its better in parrying mid

[humble bloom]

oh right, you it wasnt possible

[restive barn]

when pigs fly

[still rock]

Wait what is a concrete eater and how do I follow that path?

[restive barn]

this is why u dont use weeb shi

[still rock]

Oh noo.

[still rock]

Some are just burdened with too much power. 🤦‍♂️

[ruby quail]

wait till he starts talking about his friends who helped him along the way

[still rock]

NARUTO????

BELIEVE IT?

[humble bloom]

you see, the problem is he wasnt looking at his opp.
if he was paying attention he totally couldve beat him

[ruby quail]

if you want

[ruby quail]

his sad theme music happened

[still rock]

I second Willie, if not he, then who knows better.

[ruby quail]

yeah, what he said

[cosmic kelp]

whats wrong with my game??? I cant punch

[still rock]

You are living in ancent times...

[ruby quail]

willie is praising the lord

[humble bloom]

for the love of god download the demo on steam

[still rock]

Before there was fire and the sun.

[humble bloom]

or epic games

[cosmic kelp]

also I love the squidward screams in the game

[humble bloom]

boowomp

[ebon ermine]

You forgot to reverse grip both swords

[cosmic kelp]

thanks for the recommendation!! the demo looks so much better already, cant wait for it to have choice of tier!

[ebon ermine]

should we tell him

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-minor-s-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-gif-10940848928744248792

[humble bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sad-despair-rolling-screaming-gif-25163099

[cosmic kelp]

no way dude it has camera mode!!

[ebon ermine]

please get demo 0.5

[cosmic kelp]

I dont see it anywhere, I got this one off steam trust me

[lapis marsh]

no you didnt

[ebon ermine]

💔

[ebon ermine]

ts gotta be trolling 🙏

[lapis marsh]

i figured this was ragebait

[cosmic kelp]

ragebait?

raaggeeebait?

its satire

[ebon ermine]

for the sake of being a kind man i decided to pretend it wasnt

[snow gulch]

"Halfsword throughout the years!" ahh 😭

[lapis marsh]

this will be halfsword in 2030

[snow gulch]

this mace is BRUTAL 😭

[shell bronze]

bro tried to hit me with the delayed strike

[soft osprey]

Lmao that was great

[misty basin]

How long did it take you to become this good at sword-fighting

[shell bronze]

too long

"respect the 1v1"
what happens when i respect the 1v1:

[lapis marsh]

lol yeah there's a big difference in my fighting style between when im respecting the opponent and when im not

[shell bronze]

literally

[lapis marsh]

for most tiers, i only respect axe users (if i'm not wearing full plate) and 2h sword users. i sort of partially respect polearm users

everyone else gets decked in 2 seconds

[hasty jetty]

Why exactly did we put Willie next to Portland?

[formal chasm]

i dont respect anyone ever