halfsword-chat-⚔

[hasty jetty]

Y'know the way titans fall to the ground?

[little verge]

https://youtu.be/mSGvbW8Fsug?t=329

[hasty jetty]

Willie ragdolls and screams

then concusses and dies

[hasty jetty]

That armor is really beautiful

[raven solar]

can you hold my hand and translate

[little verge]

I failed German in school.

[idle crane]

Go into closed captions and then choose auto generate for whatever language you want. Its not perfect but it gets the point across

[raven solar]

so true

[atomic stump]

that second kill

[idle crane]

Theres a non leaked release window. Q4 this year

[hasty jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-10940865116650073754

it will come soon

we're more than halfway through the year

september almost

Q4 this year

the 4th quarter

oct nov dec

[idle crane]

ngl i forgot september existed

[raven solar]

kaka

[slender hull]

i may finally be able to actually play small buhurt

[slender hull]

saying bye to 1060 3gb in favor of 3080 6gb

[raven solar]

6gb?

[slender hull]

currently max at 16fps lol

[raven solar]

i dont think 3080 has a 6gb option

[slender hull]

meant to type 3050

[raven solar]

ahh

[restive garnet]

1080 ti was peak

[slender hull]

honestly the 1060 is actually pretty decent for most gaming on medium, could run older games at high settings

definitely not for half sword though lol

[vast falcon]

hello

[woven vigil]

it’s still early access or whatever so it’s gonna get better

[steady ice]

How

[molten galleon]

Yo the profile picture caught me hella off guard I thought it was something very different

[little verge]

Cinematic is currently not optimized for gameplay and is primarily used for promo Screenshots. Epic and lower is recommended.

[little verge]

This is the bug where if you kick out of bounds it registers the same as stepping out.

[tender quest]

sure does, just tested it again

[little verge]

It has been known. I like to throw people out of bounds, sometimes they need a kick to motivate them.

[candid egret]

youre meant to attack in the nachhau when battling 3rd boss

(after-strike)

[sharp sky]

just thrust

[candid egret]

you block his attack and thrust

yea it takes practice Russwolf but try to press F for slowmode whenever youre blocking

wish i could show an example but idk how to screen-record

[sharp sky]

obs

[ember flame]

practice makes perfect you'll get there don't blame it on the commoner tier lol

[candid egret]

i'm forwarding it from Russwolf, though the commoner tier does seriously suck in variety of weapons

[ember flame]

its supposed to be the sword/mace tier

its not supposed to have variety

[upbeat jacinth]

i genuinely cannot fathom what hardware you need to run cinematic above 60 fps

like consistently above 60 fps

i have a very good setup (7900 xtx + 7700x + 64gb ddr5-6000) and i get like 20 in cinematic

i dont think a 5090 would average 60

[candid egret]

even peasant has more variety tho#

[sharp sky]

peasant is the best tier change my mind

[wild dagger]

bro

the abyss past militia is literally false hope

[wild dagger]

use pitchfork from previous tier

its the only way

if you get in range of his sword you automatically die

[radiant saddle]

classic master noob

[radiant saddle]

top 5 half sword ranks oat

1. commoner
2. peasant
3. beggar
4. soldier
5. milita

[hasty jetty]

1. Commoner 2. Veteran 3. Knight 4. Peasant 5. Soldier

[radiant saddle]

🔥

[dreamy phoenix]

good risk good risk

[wild dagger]

noob for picking good weapons? lmao

[radiant saddle]

if i could embed links i could

the fella who made centaura

is classicmasternoob

[wild dagger]

oh I see

my bad then lol

[radiant saddle]

💔

[dreamy phoenix]

thought people were fighting about which rank is SUPERIOR but I see that this is not entirely the case

I really like commoner for its blunt weapons though

although you get much riskier plays as a result

what are you on about

your discord profile is Goku powering up, you're the loudest one here

[hasty jetty]

what? this is a channel for chatting?

[wild dagger]

you gotta keep it in cuz if you pull it out early he won't surrender

[radiant saddle]

kellz dude keep it in your pants

💔

[dreamy phoenix]

I saw it

[radiant saddle]

chatterbate THEN lesbian kissing

😭

[sharp sky]

where them hs chats as

at

[radiant saddle]

i like commoner for the longsword

[hasty jetty]

this aint about halfsword yall

[radiant saddle]

genuinely SLIME people out with the longsword

[dreamy phoenix]

it is THE commoner weapon, ye

if you want guaranteed wins this is the ONLY good weapon for them probably

[radiant saddle]

mods can we PLEASE kick this guy

💔

freak ahh

[dreamy phoenix]

was happy to have caught the spear but genuinely had no idea what to do next

[drowsy flint]

its interesting that even if you turn damage to npc all the way down, a stab is still almost always an insta kill

[crude path]

bro this npc is the main character 💀

just beheaded me straight up no hesitation

[drowsy flint]

just remember that same npc, had he been losing, would beg you for mercy like he wasnt just trying to do this to you 15 seconds ago

[humble bloom]

He isnt the main character, its just that you are the side character and you just finished your story arc.
However short that was

[crude path]

clearly 😭

i was a filler character

i was one of the background guys that just randomly gets punted off screen and goes flying

[crude path]

that's what i'm saying, had i given him a gentle love tap on the elbow he'd have been crying

although recently i've noticed a few npcs will not surrender no matter what you do

i cut off one's arms and one leg he was hopping around trying to kick me

[drowsy flint]

yeah ive seen that, sometimes they just dont give up at all

[humble bloom]

Their morale is randomized, among other things.

[crude path]

this should be a setting tbh

[drowsy flint]

its like fuck me please just give up i really dont want you to go through this anymore

slashing away with the sword, stabbing him in the chest etc and they just wont give up

[crude path]

kinda like damage to npc, there should be an npc morale bias slider

[humble bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-im-invincible-black-knight-just-a-flesh-wound-your-arms-off-gif-11996860

[drowsy flint]

id set them to give up a lot later than they do now, if at all tbh

[crude path]

100% and they just fully commit regardless

[drowsy flint]

fight to the death feels like a good idea

i know its historically inaccurate in a tournament setting, but still

[crude path]

yeah especially in spoilance because if you get a weapon 2/4 of the npcs will just surrender immediately

[drowsy flint]

yeah but thats because you have a weapon and they dont

irl going up against someone with even a short blade/bat unarmed is going to end horribly for you

[crude path]

i mean yeah but spoilance you can win unarmed fairly easily

they don't even try to go for weapons either they just immediately surrender sometimes

anyway this

his head just popped off like it was spring loaded 😭

[drowsy flint]

yeah but im just saying, irl its a bad idea hence why they surrender

[humble bloom]

Thats a spore spreading technique.

[crude path]

yeah i get that but it makes spoilance too easy

[crude path]

lmfao

[drowsy flint]

hell even having a weapon, and the enemy has a weapon and shield or a weapon and parrying dagger ends awfully

[dreamy phoenix]

one or two Willies giving up does make spoilance a bit underwhelming

especially since there's more Willies participating in it than in carnage

[crude path]

spoilance is easy anyway unless an npc gets a buckler

since for some reason that thing hits like a semi truck

regardless of how hard they hit you

if you can get the big candlestick or the paddle with the medal bits it's really easy

[dreamy phoenix]

I like grabbing two bucklers, one in each hand and then just boxing with them

[crude path]

they're so broken it's ridiculous lol

[drowsy flint]

thats so broken

you can block with them as well its kinda funny

[robust merlin]

a mean man who attacked me so i had to make him be nice

[crude path]

although it seems like they do even more damage in the npc's hands

they barely touch you and it just shatters your arms

[crude path]

i'm horrible at blocking it seems like the game just does whatever tf it wants in regards to shield movement

[dreamy phoenix]

shields in general are really funny in this game
I like how both you and NPCs can knock themselves out if they touch them with their chin a little too much

the whole aspect of damaging people with shields feels really underrated in videogames, I like that Half-Sword exploits that idea more than the other games

[drowsy flint]

shield bashing is very effective

just a shame you cant block nearly as well as the npc can lol

[dreamy phoenix]

autoblocking sometimes does the job pretty well

(clicking RMB one time)

found it more effective with bucklers than the uhhhh horizontal shields

[crude path]

i love abusing glitches

i'm just scrolling through my clips folder posting old shit lol

[atomic stump]

Thought it was what?

[drowsy flint]

this is the first demo clip i took lol

[crude path]

i actually think this glitch still works it has some interesting side effects sometimes and launches you into orbit

[crude path]

when i first got the game i uninstalled it 3 times because i couldn't figure out the controls at all

i was just spamming lmb and rmb trying to fist fight people

[drowsy flint]

lol XD

[crude path]

[drowsy flint]

i figured it out pretty quick but still consistently got my ass beat

[crude path]

because i started on playtest and not abyss demo

someone told me to try abyss demo and that made it make sense because it actually told you how to control it lol

[drowsy flint]

"hey uhh, do i smell?"

just wanna show everyone that "npc damage" slider just seems to make their skin act thicker or thinner, and if you get to their insides they still die the same

[wet topaz]

is it just me or that the game is still playable after crashing

nvm

[drowsy flint]

it is, but only for a short time before it just shuts off

[wet topaz]

that just happend to me

[sonic sparrow]

how are yall playing the game??? mine doesnt let me access anymore

[drowsy flint]

demo or playtest?

[sonic sparrow]

either

like i had the playtest and i dont anymore. and i had the demo but uninstalled that cuz it was js a black abyss speedrun

[solemn holly]

playtest has been removed and its content has been merged with the demo, you have to download the demo

[drowsy flint]

the demo is the playtest now

[tall pier]

I don't want to interrupt, but does anyone still have the playtest folder, I miss it so much.

[drowsy flint]

demo was 0.3, playtest was 0.4, demo is now 0.5 and no more playtest

[sonic sparrow]

bro i actually love yall, been dying for this game and couldnt play

[drowsy flint]

i wouldnt mind the playtest folder either just to see the difference side by side

[tall pier]

The playtest encouraged ground combat, and it was fun.

[wet topaz]

i have had half sword crash on me 11 times now during ultimate challange

[drowsy flint]

turn off blood it helps

[wet topaz]

can i keep gore on?

[drowsy flint]

i do

itll still crash with gore on but not as much

[astral herald]

man i can’t wait till there’s gonna be loadouts and character customization

2030 fr

[soft yoke]

what do yall think the best lock strength is?

[lapis marsh]

honestly it's personal preference. i keep it on max

[drowsy flint]

doesnt matter, it locks on to the wrong person constantly anyway

[soft yoke]

lmao

[soft yoke]

ima try it out

[twilit escarp]

overheads are funny

[drowsy flint]

ok so damage to npc on low does seem to do something in relation to stabbing after all

[tall pier]

So, have anyone offical playtest folder?

[drowsy flint]

id give this guy the old london special and as you can all see, he was still begging for his life with 23 stab wounds in his abdomen

[drowsy flint]

peasant trying to play Knight with a sword taller than himself

[lapis marsh]

suboptimal axe strategies but you won so thats fine

[soft yoke]

axe? strategy? those words dont belong in the same sentence

[drowsy flint]

axe is really finicky

sometimes he swings properly and sometimes he swings with the back or the flat

0 control over it

[lapis marsh]

all im gonna say is. try half swording with the 2h axe. it's ridiculously strong

[humble bloom]

half axeing

[lapis marsh]

wise words from willie halfsword

[drowsy flint]

not that wise since theyre gone

[soft yoke]

im gonna peasant some more

[lapis marsh]

yeah 2h axe and pitchfork are probably the strongest weapons in peasent class

[soft yoke]

mrzacnono made a video on this

i really dont like limbs, do i?

[lapis marsh]

skill issue

[soft yoke]

that's not me

[drowsy flint]

my spear seems weirdly attracted to this guys new face hole

lol

[lapis marsh]

nvm

[soft yoke]

me after bro takes more than 1 second to hop on

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[soft yoke]

it's like you're churning butter with this dude's gray matter

[drowsy flint]

no need to add salt coz hes already salty as fuck

[soft yoke]

probably bcuz you killed him

stupid little pitchfork baby

[drowsy flint]

pitchfork is great except it is susceptible to being caught between the forks

prongs

whatever

[soft yoke]

susceptible to dodging

[soft yoke]

or yk... just walking backwards

[lapis marsh]

susceptible to clunky stab mechanics

[drowsy flint]

i did it with a knife the other day but forgot to clip it

he tried to stab, i put the knife in between the prongs and lifted the fork aside and above, right clicked to punch the guy in the face then stabbed him in the chest

[wet topaz]

I just broke my monitor playing half sword

[drowsy flint]

was fucking sweet, whole thing took about 3 seconds

[wet topaz]

Gamer rage

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/json-error-computer-smash-punch-mad-gif-17865858

[lapis marsh]

bro how tf did you rage that hard

[wet topaz]

Baron cut both of my hands off

I lost to him 15 times

[drowsy flint]

lmao

[soft yoke]

AHHHH HE REMOVED MY HAT!!!!!

[lapis marsh]

so you punched the screen???

[drowsy flint]

thats not very handy

[wet topaz]

Yes

[uneven galleon]

Wasnt madness combat discontinued?

[soft yoke]

no

[lapis marsh]

no

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-detected-respect-sigma-respect-patrick-bateman-american-psyco-gif-17523786110322592071

[uneven galleon]

oh

[lapis marsh]

anger issues much

[soft yoke]

it WAS supposed to be on episode 2 or 4

[drowsy flint]

dont make him mad or he'll smash his discord monitor as well unless hes on mobile

[wet topaz]

I’m on mobile

[uneven galleon]

i havent watched it in so long it got too complicated tbh 😭

[wet topaz]

That was my only monitor

[soft yoke]

just a lot of deth

[lapis marsh]

like 1 skill issue but also 2 you might need to find better anger management methods????

[lapis marsh]

lowkey a lovecraftian horror now tbh

[bitter gate]

Wait until you decide to go through the abyss

[drowsy flint]

not to worry friend, i did the same thing from russian bias on war thunder

but on the bright side my new monitor is like 40x better

so i look after it

[lapis marsh]

i dont understand mfs who punch they monitor

[bitter gate]

Same

[drowsy flint]

i didnt punch mine i threw my headset and it no lie bounced off the wall and pierced the LCD with the newly broken plastic ring thing that sits on your head

[lapis marsh]

what

[drowsy flint]

yeah i know

[wet topaz]

I spun my mouse around like a nunchuck and threw it at a wall

[lapis marsh]

1 that doesnt make it better 2 how the fuck did you manage that

[drowsy flint]

what are the odds

[wet topaz]

Still works

[lapis marsh]

what direction did you throw it in

[drowsy flint]

away from the screen

didnt help much obviously

[bitter gate]

The wall or the mouse?

[lapis marsh]

so like behind you?

[drowsy flint]

to the side

[lapis marsh]

you're fucking lying

there's no way in hell

[drowsy flint]

believe me or not i dont care

but it happened

[wet topaz]

Both

[lapis marsh]

you two mfs need anger management btw

[drowsy flint]

im at least now self aware enough to know when im not having fun anymore and to just play something else or go outside or whatever

[lapis marsh]

good for you!

[drowsy flint]

ive got bipolar

i swing between happy and sad/angry sometimes multiple times a day, medication helps but not all the time

[lapis marsh]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that explains it

[drowsy flint]

yeah its not great but i am a lot more aware of it now

[bitter gate]

Whenever I get slightly fed up with Half Sword, I take it out on Willies

Like, there's something therapeutic about carving them until they're unrecognizable

[lapis marsh]

fair

i dont really find myself ever getting actual proper 'angry' at games

[soft yoke]

Insignificant little worm.

srry i js hate peasant boss

[bitter gate]

That's the first enemy in the Ultimate Challenge on my 100th time

[lapis marsh]

fair. first tier, correct?

[bitter gate]

I beat that one with my bare hands once

[drowsy flint]

i used to a lot when i was younger

but then ive always had emotional stability/regulation issues

[bitter gate]

Easier to beat than the beggar boss

[soft yoke]

wydm first tier

[drowsy flint]

i once cried because someone wouldnt let me into their CoD clan coz i sucked ass at the game lmao

[lapis marsh]

nobody can regulate their emotions when they're younger

[drowsy flint]

not a balanced or reasonable response in the slightest

[lapis marsh]

is it the first boss you face when you do gauntlet fresh

[lime parrot]

can they create a subchat here that is just for the ultimate challenge

[sonic sparrow]

js put bro in an armbar...

[bitter gate]

Peasant is the second

[drowsy flint]

yeah but most dont fly into rages or deep depressions like i did

im 30 next year, when I say younger i mean like 20 lol

[bitter gate]

The first is the one with the axe

[lime parrot]

the regular fights are way too easy and things work differently in them I feel

like how the enemies fight

[lapis marsh]

tbf COD lobbies are not exactly the calmest places online lol

[lapis marsh]

ohhhhh

[drowsy flint]

though the crying thing i was 12 but still, 12 year olds shouldnt act like that over that lmao

[soft yoke]

the language in gorn vr clicks to me more than what i'm reading am i slow?

[drowsy flint]

MW2 was where it was at

[lapis marsh]

ok we are having like two completely different conversations

i think i know what you're saying tho

[lapis marsh]

only cod i've ever played was infinite warfare

[drowsy flint]

i heard some little shit describe CoD4 as "retro" the other day and it just filled me with this kinda deep resentment for young people lol

[soft yoke]

scrumpy

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-demoman-tf2-pass-the-scrumpy-pass-demo-tf2-gif-21314588

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-demoman-tf2-pass-the-scrumpy-pass-demo-tf2-gif-21314588

[drowsy flint]

oof

[lapis marsh]

12 year olds have zero emotional regulating skills trust me

[lapis marsh]

fym oof it was goated

[drowsy flint]

first game i ever played lol

[lapis marsh]

based honestly

[drowsy flint]

yeah it is but it doesnt make me any less old

[bitter gate]

They could add scrumpy as a beggar weapon

[lapis marsh]

cod4 is not retro i think

[bitter gate]

How old does a game have to be to be considered retro?

[lapis marsh]

depends on the person

i personally consider anything pre 2010 to be retro

[bitter gate]

Ask everyone you know and give me the average

[drowsy flint]

20 years i think

[soft yoke]

havent longsworded in a good sec and tried to use low guard lol

[drowsy flint]

but some people say 15 years

[bitter gate]

I'd go for 2000, in 2010 I was already alive and semi concious of my actions

[drowsy flint]

i say those people are wrong and should try paying taxes

[lapis marsh]

in 2010 i was alive but not '''''''concious'''''''

[soft yoke]

conscious?

[bitter gate]

Conch i ous

[lapis marsh]

as in i have no memories of anything at that time

nobody remembers anything from when they were 3

[bitter gate]

I do

[hasty jetty]

i do aswell

I made the solar system out of playdough

[bitter gate]

Skill issue

[lapis marsh]

fuck

[soft yoke]

magic conch, elite baron weapon with a 1% chance of killing all enemies and a 99% chance of slitting your throat

[bitter gate]

I learned how to ride a bike

[lapis marsh]

this mf did not construct the solar system age 3

[drowsy flint]

i could read and write when i was 3, not to toss myself off or anything

[hasty jetty]

i did, pluto too

[wild river]

hello guys
who know how to fix fatal error
i play on 3060 8gb VRAM
and i dont play this really cool game on low grahics

excuse for my english

[lapis marsh]

i guess my memory is just dogwater

[lapis marsh]

turn off blood?

[wild river]

full off?

[soft yoke]

it's unfixable

[lapis marsh]

full off

[hasty jetty]

wait a few months

[soft yoke]

it's the baron's special attack

[hasty jetty]

for EA

never let anyone tell you nothin

[bitter gate]

Is that the error that ocasionally pops up to ruin a good ultimate challenge/abyss run?

[lapis marsh]

'you're bluescreened now. that's my attack'

[soft yoke]

perfect

[bitter gate]

Ever been on the beach and found a sharp conch?

[soft yoke]

no

when i get fatal error my game lives on borrowed time for like 2 mins before crashing

[wild river]

i play only free mode

[hasty jetty]

try to beat the abyss

kill the baron

[soft yoke]

you're playing on a fridge

[hasty jetty]

it's fun

[bitter gate]

Don't try to beat the abyss

At least wait until you beat the regular gauntlet

[hasty jetty]

you just gotta practice

[hasty jetty]

if you beat the abyss, you're unstoppable in the gauntlet

[soft yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-deimos-dance-project-nexus-gif-4731381321040677135

i'm gonna vanish now

[bitter gate]

Blunt damage conch then, and when it hits, it plays the sound of the ocean

[soft yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-the-sheriff-madcom-the-sheriff-madness-project-nexus-madness-combat-the-sheriff-gif-1959402485392213776

[bitter gate]

True

[wild river]

I'm trying to kill first boss and he kill me one shot

its really hard game)

[bitter gate]

But there's something called learning how to walk before learning how to run

[bitter gate]

Rush in with a knife

[lapis marsh]

it is yeah. best thing you can do is practice

[bitter gate]

Or charge with the big candleholder

Turn off your brain

[hasty jetty]

you can tempt him into an attack, dodge it then rush in with a knife or smth

[bitter gate]

The big problem with the beggar boss is his helmet

[lapis marsh]

not rreeeaaaallllllyyyy

[bitter gate]

I ASSURE YOU

[wild river]

ok
so i off blood full
then this game not crash?

[lapis marsh]

hopefully

[bitter gate]

Take away the helmet, and you can punch him until he dies

A right hook to the face and he's down

[wild river]

god bless my pc

[lapis marsh]

imagine punching him

[drowsy flint]

just stab him in the gut and he dies instantly

[wild river]

thx everyone for the advice

[drowsy flint]

or at least goes down instantly

[lapis marsh]

the helmet is honestly not that big of a deal

[bitter gate]

You're gonna have to know how to take out people with your bare hands in this game

[lapis marsh]

lmao no

[hasty jetty]

fists are the best weapon in the game, better than any sword or polearm

[lapis marsh]

'bare hands is actually op' mfs when i chop their arm off with a poleaxe

[hasty jetty]

if you're gonna use a weapon, use the tiny sickle

best weapon

dont wear armor either

you have more hp without armor

[bitter gate]

Armour is for pussies

[hasty jetty]

and never give up

[lapis marsh]

@hasty jetty try not to give terrible advice challenge impossible

[bitter gate]

Ever beat the ultimate challenge?

[lapis marsh]

yes

[bitter gate]

Short bilhook

[hasty jetty]

no its the tiny long sickle

bilhooks have the point at the end

[bitter gate]

I think we're talking about the same thing

[bitter gate]

And you don't take out the first enemy with your fists?

I learned how to do the Dempsey Roll for that

[lapis marsh]

left click + rapidly move mouse left and right

[hasty jetty]

this is called either the "short Bilhook" or the "bad Bilhook"

[bitter gate]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-freaks-piss-cakehole-blight-caller-gif-6351088253787025801

[hasty jetty]

terrible weapon

[lapis marsh]

that's a billhook

[hasty jetty]

its the bad one

[lapis marsh]

no it's fucking busted wdym

[hasty jetty]

this is the bilhook

[lapis marsh]

the ragebaiting is crazy

[hasty jetty]

this one is so much better

[lapis marsh]

they're the exact same thing

almost

[hasty jetty]

you can see theyre different shapes

the first one is terrible

[lapis marsh]

ALMOST the same thing

[hasty jetty]

can barely stab

and its shorter too

[lapis marsh]

no it's literally goated wtf do you mean

[hasty jetty]

the second one is one of the best wepons in the game

[bitter gate]

Both of them are pretty good

[lapis marsh]

you dont need to stab with it

[hasty jetty]

can barely cut either

[bitter gate]

Anything that lets me get someone's neck from a mile away is great

[drowsy flint]

the amount of times i whiff or bounce with the first, and stick the point through a guys neck with the second is unreal

[lapis marsh]

half sword it and you get crazy power while still being able to outrange fuckin anything

[bitter gate]

He said the title of the movie!!!

[keen dock]

i'm billsexual

[warm void]

The knife is a fun weapon.

[lapis marsh]

real

[lapis marsh]

only the really thick one

[warm void]

Even the little one is pretty fun as well.

[hasty jetty]

the long ones alright

[warm void]

Don't judge a knife by it's size.

[lapis marsh]

i am absolutely judging a knife by its size

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-monkey-fight-monkey-fight-knives-gif-427174388596205973

footage of beggar carnage

[shell bronze]

me when i had to spend my entire day off working on one of my cars instead of nolifing half sword

[lapis marsh]

what kind of car is it

[shell bronze]

it's the bmw

i think i posted it in here like once or twice

[lapis marsh]

fym ""the"" bmw

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/chaebuns-gif-20234782

[shell bronze]

it's wicked fast and is my main daily driver

[lapis marsh]

that one fuckin bmw

[drowsy flint]

dont lie its this thing

[shell bronze]

oh you weren't around when i posted it

let me repost

[lapis marsh]

were you uninstalling the indicators?

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1404595649722191892/VID_20241226_184940_507_1.mp4?ex=68ace6a3&is=68ab9523&hm=15d45f437377eefabdcd8616e24717e62809881b0dbfa3dfe84686c83b4ddf4e&

this thingamabob

[drowsy flint]

damn thats mph as well

[shell bronze]

building the transmission

[lapis marsh]

nice cat

[atomic stump]

speedometer?

[drowsy flint]

i see a lot of these posts but its kph which is far less impressive

[shell bronze]

i need it to be able to take on the power from these new turbos i'm putting in

[atomic stump]

or Odomoter?

also nummy back

[shell bronze]

odometer has 200k miles rn

[atomic stump]

damnnn

[lapis marsh]

the fast-as-shitometer

[shell bronze]

this car been very reliable to me because i take care of it and change out problematic parts on a schedule

• frequent oil changes

[atomic stump]

something ill never get on my civic

it does 0-60 in 4 business days

[lapis marsh]

cringles

[shell bronze]

yeah people post themselves going like 100kph and think it's fast

that's like regular highway speeds here

[lapis marsh]

that's regular highway speeds literally everywhere

[shell bronze]

personally (IN GTA 😛) i've done 204mph

gps verified

[lapis marsh]

ive done 300 kph in beamng drive

[atomic stump]

Once im done with fixing and modding my civic itll go atleast 70 ok?

[shell bronze]

what you doing to the civic

[lapis marsh]

70 gallons per mile huh?

[shell bronze]

it's a fun feeling being at 200mph/300kph

[atomic stump]

70 mph

[shell bronze]

but you can't hold it for long because it's very sketchy and anything can happen at those speeds

[lapis marsh]

mfw im going 300 kph and i hit a bug and disintegrate

[shell bronze]

that's not too much an exaggeration

a small rock or little puddle can absolutely end you

all it takes is one loss of control

[lapis marsh]

it looks like you stole the back end off a dodge

[shell bronze]

but the other 2 cars i have i let my roommates use or have as backups

[shell bronze]

it's a carbon fiber duckbill spoiler

[lapis marsh]

you have TWO OTHER CARS????

[shell bronze]

yeah

[lapis marsh]

damn nolifing halfsword pays big money

[shell bronze]

the toyota camry and the cheap v6 pos mustang i learned manual on

i have all 3 main continents of cars and honestly i'm with the germans

[atomic stump]

v10 swap the camry

[shell bronze]

hell no

[atomic stump]

viper v10

yes

[shell bronze]

that thing has 400k miles

[atomic stump]

do it

[lapis marsh]

yeah the germans know what they're fuckin doin when they make cars

[atomic stump]

and?

[shell bronze]

still full send

engine swaps r not easy man

[atomic stump]

im gonna v10 swap my 1994 honda civic

trust

[lapis marsh]

new piston rocket program

[shell bronze]

i tried and failed to swap a j30 v6 into my practice junkyard unregistered civic

[lapis marsh]

im tryin to think of ways to roast your car other than 'hurr durr bmw user lmao'

[shell bronze]

had to sell the motor and the car for scraps because it was literally nigh-impossible

[shell bronze]

all people can say is that it's

1. old
2. unreliable
3. "BUT IT'S A BMW YOU'RE A BMW DRIVER!!! HAHA TURN SIGNALS!"

[atomic stump]

if he tried to khs in the car using carbon monoxide poisioning it wouldnt work because the germans refuse to gas anyone anymore

[tender quest]

throw some halfsword into this convo

[lapis marsh]

deadass my first thought when you said you drive a beemer lmao

nuh uh

[shell bronze]

time to pad out this channel w some footage

[shell bronze]

my shyt got more miles than some people's toyotas and will fight with entry level supercars any day

people simply #suck at owning high performance machinery and should stick to their basic boring people-movers before they say anything

[atomic stump]

i won with no hands

[bitter gate]

He caught those hands

[atomic stump]

no

just no 😭

and ow

[tender quest]

dont you just love it when all the ai wants to do is just go into halfsword and just walk @ target

[bitter gate]

I love it much more when I'm wielding a spear or smth

[torpid mortar]

left hook while holding their hand is a very good strat

[bitter gate]

Relationship goals

[torpid mortar]

tf 💔

[radiant saddle]

" GET ME A FUCKING BEER " type relationship

" I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU " ass

[bitter gate]

I too wish I could throw a left hook while holding someone's hand

[torpid mortar]

😭

[radiant saddle]

emebed fail

mods

send him to the baron

[shell bronze]

it's very intimate

[torpid mortar]

he does not like the hook aimed directly at his cranium

[shell bronze]

the end of this clip also has some very sweet handholding

[torpid mortar]

he gave up

[tranquil ginkgo]

hahahaha bett

[torpid mortar]

😭

[eternal rose]

yall what happened to HS enhancer

[sour spruce]

ok but does half sword have to be perma death or am i just a whiner

[wind charm]

It's on github I think

[lapis marsh]

did it get removed from nexus mods??

[wind charm]

Yeah, it has something to do with the auto update

[bitter gate]

If you want to not have any risks, every time you go up a tier, play on free mode

Then, after you get the required amount of kills, just go back to the gauntlet and murder the boss

[native minnow]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!?!?!

[vapid hull]

I hope he makes a full recovery ! 😦

[bitter gate]

That's almost a Monty Pyton reference

[native minnow]

A story told by attacks

[vapid hull]

They all made up afterward probably! :D

[shell bronze]

the brave stand experience

[shell bronze]

holy shit someone actually does what i do against polearms

you are the literal first

[humble bloom]

it was an accident I didnt mean to copy you

[shell bronze]

no i am actually glad to see it

it's literally peak longsword tech but no one uses it

[vapid hull]

Using polearms can be a pretty solid counter

To

[shell bronze]

yeah but i like style points

[vapid hull]

Polearms…

[vapid hull]

REAL!!

You can style a polearm ! :))

[humble bloom]

every time I play the game its like I unlock a new mindset that gives me about an hour of peak gameplay flow.
but only some of those will actually be pretty enough for a clip.

once I die to the 5th john half sword in a row it all disappears however

[shell bronze]

migi gedan no kamae is bread and butter against polearm types

[shell bronze]

you must unlock your third eye and become the john half sword

[humble bloom]

When the game stops dropping to 50 fps on bravestand even on the lowest graphical settings I will become john half sword in no time.

[delicate sundial]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[humble bloom]

5 minutes

[delicate sundial]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[shell bronze]

50fps is playable 💔

[topaz epoch]

i think the candle stand is glitched. like imma getting my brain cave in with a hlmet or bleeding out when hit a little by one......

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1408947662379814922/75DA511.mp4?ex=68ace9c3&is=68ab9843&hm=507851b43a74a9dfbe6197adc84efaa4889fbcbd0b9ec229a50eccccae0c31f0&

[shell bronze]

naw it's real

big metal thing

[humble bloom]

Its distracting and it messes with the physics itself.
Not playable

[shell bronze]

i play at 60fps capped

very pleasant and enjoyable

[humble bloom]

If it was stable thatd be fine, but the inconsistency of it makes getting used to it impossible.

The round will start at 80 fps, but even before everyone starts swinging it drops.
I think it drops further in spikes, but it happens only briefly enough to not show up on the fps display.

[shell bronze]

microstutters

usually shows up in your 1 and 0.1 lows

[humble bloom]

I just tried capping it to 60.

While the major stutters and drops still occur, it seems like it genuinely feels a bit better.
Damn.

🤤

[naive holly]

Limiting frames helped me too, bc im in the same boat

I get like 75 with dips to 55,

Setting to 60 made that less abrasive lol

[shell bronze]

yeah it provides pretty good stability because it's more consistent

[coarse stratus]

My guy just spawned without any clothes.

Not even underwear.

[shell bronze]

because you died and won at the same time

[warm void]

Ngl, boxing when they dropped their sword is fun.

I feel honour coursing through my blood.

[surreal egret]

Dumb question

How do I jab with a spear

If I move my mouse up it just moves the spear upwards instead of jabbing outwards

[shell bronze]

double click

[stiff belfry]

I think I’m capped at 90fps

I only get bad lag during buhurt carnage and spoilance are manageable

[surreal egret]

Thx

[oak drum]

Can I duel in a different area.

[stiff belfry]

Not right now but the footage from gamescom was in a different arena

[oak drum]

Neat..

[naive holly]

Alternatively hold alt and move your mouse.

Also, if you tap the mouse button once, it'll change you to a more ready position which makes it easier to line up a stab

[surreal egret]

Oki

Also on controller it’s r3

At least for steam deck

On fists you throw a mean right haymaker💀

[naive holly]

@shell bronze shenanigans, i say

[shell bronze]

indeed

[shell bronze]

@naive holly but commoner boss is hard right

[naive holly]

Bruh his whole head tho

[naive holly]

Once upon a time, mayhaps.

But we all git gud eventually

[shell bronze]

reminder that some people use the pitchfork and still find it difficult btw

[naive holly]

Butchers knife is my least favorite of the three tbh

Im a shiv man

[shell bronze]

when this is literally the gameplay

damn thing has enough reach to cover you from backswings

and stabs

[naive holly]

Pitchfork is literally the most boring t2 weapon

[shell bronze]

it's literally like being given access to a fuckin t4+ spear at t2

same exact philosophy

[naive holly]

Hatchet, woodsman, knife, HOE. Now those are some weapons

[shell bronze]

both of the hatchets are fun as hell

you can beat knights with them

[amber shard]

yo guys how do i change the defficulty of the game

[naive holly]

Yeah i got to t7 with my hatchet run

[naive holly]

Damage sliders under game settings

[shell bronze]

going into settings and changing npc damage to high and player damage to low

adjust to taste

[amber shard]

ok thank you

[naive holly]

I haven't been playing the past couple weeks so we're getting reposts tn

[shell bronze]

reposts are valid

certain clips are too good to be posted once to one audience group

[naive holly]

Fr like, I need everyone to see and there no way everyone can be here all at once

[shell bronze]

bingo

like this no damage knight brave stand

[naive holly]

Execution goated but my pokey brain wanted you to run him through at 0:04

[shell bronze]

would've done it one on one but i would've gotten jumped by the 2 other demons if i committed

with unarmored brave stands it's less of a badass hero killing session and more "JESUS FUCK I HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING BEFORE THEY JUMP ME"

[naive holly]

Plus, ya cant miss or else they are ON you

[shell bronze]

the moment you give me any vital-covering armor it's on sight

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1408992071141822556/26BC341.MP4?ex=68ad131f&is=68abc19f&hm=f520ee50a77fa006a78e3b4b58d1e591744a861137e9213dbfb58931cd418de4&

straight fuckin low stress gravy

[naive holly]

Love when the win-screen slowmo adds the perfect dramatic effect

[shell bronze]

poked

honestly it's not a technically advanced or even remotely impressive clip but my favorite one this week has been the blade twist one

@naive holly

straight up some ghost of tsushima shit

wind stance type kick to break spear guard and then killing animation

[naive holly]

Yeah that was 1000% an anime finisher right there

Ok off to the gas station to get ice cream bc im a scrawny ass big back mf

With a hankering

[quiet sleet]

Any updates on multiplayer?

[amber shard]

Yay!!!!!

I got the baron

[naive holly]

Splitscreen in a few months tho

[amber shard]

2 hours of playing pleasant to baron

[quiet sleet]

🥲

[woeful haven]

I wish you could just skip beggar in gauntlet mode it takes so long 😭

[wintry sparrow]

no, just no

[amber shard]

When I got beron wanna know

That same fucking reset comes and deleted my fucking ranks that takes 2 hours

👎

[clear vortex]

UWAAA- Hoaaahh! collapse

[woeful haven]

The pitchfork farmers are so hard to kill 😭

75% of my runs end to them i swear haha

[shy kestrel]

Welp, just lost two of my best friends in the last 2 months so ima do whatever I can to do to get the best status in Half sword to prove them wrong

I gotta lock in

Don't need no Sympathy or Empathy just saying I wanna do my best

[naive holly]

Its my fav tier wym and takes like two minutes flat

One spoilance or carnage, can be finished in less than 30 seconds

One fist play, also less than 30 seconds

Boss takes 10 seconds

[shy kestrel]

The pitchforks are only hard to fight if u don't know how to defend against them

Might just be me tho

[shy kestrel]

Dear lord

[opaque bramble]

Sick

[shy kestrel]

I just realized he's a content creator

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aRJkwolgDc

underrated video

[shy kestrel]

FUCK YEAH

Ya'll are awesome bro

I wish I could think of the right words to say how great ya'lls work is

[jolly gorge]

okay but can yall release the game already

[shy kestrel]

Lol

Don't hate

Give them time

There's still a lot of bugs

[jolly gorge]

not hating lol?

i was joking anyway

[shy kestrel]

Bruh

Idk i can't send gifs

Oh yeah I gotta do some stupid stuff

[stiff lantern]

help me

show me how to download game playtest

[woeful haven]

I just suck at fist fights i think lol

the boss fight is fun though

[shy kestrel]

It's in steam and it should just say download

[stiff lantern]

i don't see it

i saw the demo

[shy kestrel]

That's it

The demo is all u can play

I think

U also might have to request it

But idk

[stiff lantern]

okay

Is the demo different from the playtest version?

[shy kestrel]

I'm not sure

I've only played the demo

[lapis marsh]

The current demo is the merged version of the old demo and the old play test

[stiff lantern]

thank you so much

[mint wadi]

Sooo....no posts on the gamescom booth?

That's a massive disappointment.

Was really hoping to see the local pvp.

[little dune]

ME TOOO

[tough yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSGvbW8Fsug

[mint wadi]

Ooh thank you.

Also I cannot see someone in armor at a gaming convention without thinking of the baldurs gate 3 guy

[tough yew]

WELL the devs themselves wore armor

[mint wadi]

Swen Vincke literally goes to every award ceremony for baldurs gate 3 in armor, it was sick lol

Also dang that's some shiny armor.

[lapis marsh]

They should have policemen wear full plate armor. I think that would fix everything

[little verge]

Gamescom 2025 featured allot of armor

[wind charm]

im taking these

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-thief-chase-devineaux-rafael-petardi-carmen-sandiego-stop-gif-16712079

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/care-bears-care-bears-family-no-heart-run-walk-gif-7380712729856624899

[tough yew]

That’s gonna be in-game right…

I think that one milek painting that geschictsfenster showed pretty much had everything I hoped

[wind charm]

very close call

[restive barn]

moo

c334 weapon pack vid when

[wind charm]

idk

i just make vidoes

[restive barn]

didnt u say ull make a video on my weapon pack

[quaint edge]

can someone teach me how to get a mod that makes the npcs have more health

[restive barn]

js turn down npc damage settings

[wind charm]

I have also changed plans, I am only human

Or spore...

[restive barn]

aw man

[zenith helm]

when do yall think the update is coming out?

[restive barn]

like nov or oct

2025

[faint sage]

More like mid to late December

[restive barn]

probs not

[faint sage]

Remember my words

[royal hearth]

when gore update

i cant crush that villager with a hammer

what a nonsense

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[gusty flame]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rory-charles-graham-rag-n-bone-man-turning-around-the-room-is-spinning-gif-18986961

[twin bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836297651132825630/1394695647306842322/togif.gif

dam

[gusty flame]

What was it

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/catdance-gangnam-style-cute-cat-gif-11020797830010762324

[twin bloom]

my country being stoopid

and silly

and interviewing a deer with a microphone on live television

[oak yoke]

I dont think my blood is working correctly 💀 just dissapears into thin air before touching the ground. Dunno if im just missing smth

[twin bloom]

i think u need a wizard doctor

[oak yoke]

High, 60fps, 1080, dx12, vsync off

Max blood and gore

[royal hearth]

dx11

[oak yoke]

Wait so itll work if i turn to dx11?

Nope doesnt work 😭

[restive barn]

got my first hate comment

[simple vale]

bozo

[wind charm]

two handed spear
one handed spear

[restive barn]

wtf is a 1 handed spear

[simple vale]

this probably now the single cleanest cut i've landed

feel like the swing got even faster after landing

and hit in a way that the helmet came off...

[tender quest]

punishment for using a shield

[upbeat oasis]

vro

i was playing halfsword too good that i got a crash

i fucking ignored the crash and kept going

till it closed

[dusty spear]

why does my sword clip through armor sometimes when im grappling?

its kinda funny cuz like the dead guy ends up with a sword through his chest but no hole 😭

[tender quest]

alot of issues in the game (glitches and such) can be written off as "because its a demo and not finished yet"

[wild dagger]

dude I hate when the AI just fucking charges at you while half swording

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-mask-robin-gif-2620599489105382922

I'M BACK

LETS GOOOOOO

[warm void]

wait, what does your mod do, isnt it the sword packs mod?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/yzma-emperor's-new-groove-kronk-gif-10576516445230568992

[wild dagger]

and you know its a 50/50 whether your neck gets sliced or not

[restive barn]

weapon packs

[restive barn]

ALWAYS the neck

[brazen forum]

I just back off usually while attacking their fleshy bits. it's also easier to block their line of attack if you attack from the same side and angle

their legs are usually wide open if they're halfswording

[dusty spear]

oh true lol

[desert acorn]

bro wanted to throw hands

[sharp sky]

cut thru helmet

[desert acorn]

yeah that happens whenever the cut starts in an unarmored area you can cut through anything

[restive barn]

good night

[stiff shell]

This is the best game in the world

[broken valve]

Guys how do I like go against people and not like the bots at the start

[desert acorn]

the game is singleplayer only

you can not go against people

[broken valve]

No like I can’t play in the arena I can only play in the darkness

[quiet ferry]

Uhhhh

Abyss??

I thought they removed the 0.3 version

[fair jolt]

switch game modes and you can play arena

[broken valve]

How do u switch game mode

[fair jolt]

youll see free mode in the bottom right, click on that and then you can choose your class and click play demo

[tranquil willow]

?

[steep herald]

IM BACK

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-rise-wake-up-not-dead-waking-up-gif-10287751

the god is back

[wild dagger]

bro I think the ultimate challenge is impossible

[steep herald]

oh yeah im making a game (not self promoting 110%)

[quiet ferry]

[steep herald]

i once had that as my profile picture

[quiet ferry]

It should have stayed…

[steep herald]

why

[quiet ferry]

Fun

[steep herald]

i need to keep my own brand tho

i worked hard on my pfp

[quiet ferry]

Aw

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-bowser-junior-that-was-like-a-thousand-years-ago-a-thousand-years-ago-1000years-ago-gif-24508764

[wheat wedge]

is there a mod for half sword for slow motion? i know that i can click f buti want it to be pernament for round

[hallow quail]

Hello everyone, I’m planning to put together a community clips video for half sword and wanted to see if anyone would be interested in submitting their best moments. Whether it’s funny, impressive, or just chaotic, I’d love to feature clips from the community! If you are interested in submitting a clip.
Dm me and send me your clip with the name that you wanted credited!

[slate swallow]

Is halfsword like taking inspiration or based on kingdom come deliverance? very simillar in some aspects

[true remnant]

why i cant download half sword tech demo

[analog zenith]

anyone got any 65p game recommendations

[finite pawn]

Dos this gamehavecontroller support

[analog zenith]

i think it does

[finite pawn]

Thank you

still needs to press g

[analog zenith]

it's demo tb fair what do you expect

[finite pawn]

holding dpad or back button

[broken valve]

What’s a class

[upper wyvern]

little icons from bottom to top

[gilded veldt]

oh how i miss this halfsword gore

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/its-coming-back-brad-mondo-it-will-come-back-it-will-return-the-return-gif-18806135

[gilded veldt]

back when candlesticks could make willie look like ||glenn|| from the walking dead

man old demo's weapon swinging was so janky

[torpid mortar]

very clean riposte

[torpid mortar]

unwanted trade but ehh....

[broken valve]

Wait is it only me with Willie in grey sweats and white underwear no shirt

Cuz u guys have clothes

And weapons

[brazen forum]

there's multiple tiers

[loud jackal]

how do i get the mod that allows u to spawn things in n shi

[brazen forum]

try navigating through the ui

there's gauntlet mode, abyss, and free mode

[broken valve]

What’s free mode

Is it the one with the bosses

[brazen forum]

you can choose any tier u want

no

bosses

[broken valve]

What’s the one with bosses

Cuz I can’t get past the first one

He challenges me

[brazen forum]

gauntlet mode

[upper wyvern]

half sword enhancer on nexus mod you just download and open it thru hs enhancer launcher

[loud jackal]

thx

[upper wyvern]

np man enjoy

[broken valve]

How do I get mods

[brazen forum]

for the first boss, try getting a dagger and dodge his first few atks and shank em good when he's wide open

[broken valve]

I don’t have no weapons

[upper wyvern]

thats like the best tutorial for this boss ive ever heard lmao

[brazen forum]

they're on the floor

[loud jackal]

the reupload?

[upper wyvern]

oh they deleted this mod wtf

[broken valve]

Im really bad at the game I still just hold both mbs and just keep swinging my mouse

[brazen forum]

somehow have 500 hours in the game lol

[upper wyvern]

its totally understandable dude this game is addicting af

one of my favorite games so far

[upper wyvern]

well.. im not sure about downloading it since its a reupload

its seems this mod has been "quarantined" i dont really know why..

[brazen forum]

y'all gonna get the new hollow Knight game when it releases?

[loud jackal]

yeah i ran it thru virustotal it says suspicious

[upper wyvern]

it said too with normal version

[boreal beacon]

What sensitivity do y’all play on?

[upper wyvern]

but its okay

i dont have any viruses

[broken valve]

Is there other ways to attack without using both mbs and keep swinging ur mouse

[brazen forum]

kick with space I think?

[upper wyvern]

but i cant guarantee your pc safety with this mod @loud jackal

[loud jackal]

ill just wait till someone uploads the normal one gaain

[broken valve]

Is there any mods that can guarantee pc safety

[upper wyvern]

waiting is the only option then it seems

i would send you the files but i dont know how it works

and if it would work

[loud jackal]

its alr man

why do people hate the shears so much

its a stab only weapon

[rustic blaze]

guys since when can u break bones?

[wet stump]

i wish you could slice

its currently not possible to draw a weapon along the skin of your enemy to slice them

[wet stump]

since like forever your just gotta hit hard enough

[rustic blaze]

how

it only happend to me once

[wet stump]

blunt weapon

[rustic blaze]

and i have like 50 hours

i broke my leg from getting kicked

[wet stump]

hold on ill record a vid

[rustic blaze]

k

[finite pawn]

what game is this??

[wet stump]

I've found that hitting the joints works well

[rustic blaze]

k

but i wanna know how to kick someone to break it

i think it didnt break just got dislocated

@wet stump

[shell bronze]

half sword demo

[wet stump]

idk if theres a difference between break and dislocate and i dont know how to break by kicking

[loud jackal]

where do i get it

[shell bronze]

steam pc

[pearl ferry]

knight of flanders; fall before me

[wet stump]

ur local half sword dealer. make sure you don't get scammed, I once got full sword instead 🤦

[loud jackal]

quarter sword

[analog zenith]

chrome can make a 1/18 of a sword

@restive barn

[sweet hamlet]

insane fraction of a sword that is

[wet stump]

when you buy a sword from a shady website and you get two copies of half sword

[analog zenith]

nah you get the png of halfsword

[glass kestrel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kYbQe1UsFkDVwN4m9?invite=cr-MSx1Z1YsMzgwNzIyODkx&v=30 cant lose lol

[wet stump]

bro's definitely going to valhalla

[glass kestrel]

ye

[wet stump]

but that's assuming you can die at all

[glass kestrel]

idk i think i didnt die cuz the bleeding stoped quick

and only my wrist was cut off

[finite pawn]

why?

[lime path]

Can I restart the gauntlet mode

[quaint vector]

chat am I cooked?

[glass kestrel]

Delete your save file in temp

[faint sage]

Nah

This is fine

[north hamlet]

how do i unlock gauntlet

[faint sage]

What

You start the game